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[email protected] • www.nhgazette.com Address Service Requested Th e Fortnightly Rant Generally Speaking … on’t bother going to an au- self from hazardous duty. “It is a Ddiologist — that sound you dangerous world out there,” he hear coming from the Cabinet once told Howard Stern, during Room is just the medals rattling. a wide-ranging philosophical Our future Commander-in-Chief discussion about New York City is larding his cabinet with nightlife. Th e odds of acquir- star-laden former generals. ing sexually-transmitted diseases We shouldn’t be surprised. Like were “scary, like Vietnam …. It is much of the nation since the early my personal Vietnam. I feel like 1970s, he has a complex, curious, a great and very brave soldier.” and twisted relationship with mil- Judging from that comment, itary service. He’s not the only one Trump will be quite comfortable who’s over-compensating. integrating the military viewpoint His Own Private Vietnam into civil governance. Undisciplined and underpriv- It may take a while for the rest ileged adolescents of that era of us, though, to get used to hav- often found themselves in re- ing generals running parts of the form school. Th e undisciplined, government. After all, it’s been over-privileged Trump had a fa- more than forty years since we ther who sent him to the New turned national defense over to a York Military Academy.