LOU SCHEIMER: CREATING the FILMATION GENERATION 1946–1948Chapter TWO Driving Japan Crazy

CONTENTS... PREFACE ..........................................5 chapter seventeeN ......149 Anthologies and Expansion (1978–1979) chapter one .............................7 Wherein My Father Punched Out Adolf Hitler Years chapter eighteen .....161 Before Captain America Did (1928–1946) The Year of Legal Discontent (1979–1980) chapter two ..........................17 chapter nineteen .....171 Driving Japan Crazy (1946–1948) Silver Bullets and Soccer Balls (1980–1981) chapter three .................23 chapter twenty ..........179 Carnegie and an Early Proposal (1948–1955) Forced To Runaway (1981–1982) chapter FOUR .....................31 chapter twenty-one ....189 Clowns, Cats, Rockets, and Jesus (1955–1965) A Farewell to Networks / The Last Man Standing (1982–1983) chapter five ........................43 And Who, Disguised As A Real Animation Studio… chapter twenty-two ....197 We Have the Power! (1983–1984) chapter six ............................51 The Super Superheroes (1967) COLOR GALLERY ..............209 chapter seven .................59 The Fantastic Shrinking Bat-Teenager (1968) chapter twenty-three ....521 Morals and Media Battles (1984–1985) chapter eight ....................69 Gold Records and Witches (1969) chapter twenty-four ....223 Sisters Are Doing it for Themselves (1985–1986) chapter nine ........................75 Hey Lady! More Monsters & Music! (1970–1971) chapter twenty-five ......235 Let’s Go Ghostbusters! (1986-1987) chapter ten .........................81 Funnies, Games, and Fables (1971) chapter twenty-six ......241 Brave New Future? (1987-1988) chapter eleven...............87 That’s the Way They All Became… the Cosby Kids! chapter twenty-seven ....253 (1972–1973) The Last of the Red-Hot All-American Studios (1988-1989) chapter twelve ...............95 Exploring Strange New Galaxies (1973–1974) chapter twenty-eight ....261 Starting Over (1989-2004) chapter thirteen .....105 Dorothy, Gilligan, and Captain Marvel Walk into a Bar… chapter twenty-nine .....275 (1974–1975) Getting To Know You… The Filmation Generation (2004-2010) chapter fourteen ...115 Satire, Lawsuits, Legs, and Balls (1975–1976) chapter thirty ............285 Afterword chapter fifteen .........129 Of Apes and Arks (1976–1977) ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS AND CREDITS ..........................................287 chapter sixteen .........139 Holy Space Adventures, Batman! (1977–1978) ABOUT THE CO-AUTHOR .....288 CONTENTS 3 1928–1946Chapter ONE Wherein My Father Punched Out Adolf Hitler Years Before Captain America Did s many have said before me, it’s best to begin at the beginning. I was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, on October 19, 1928, at the Passavant A Hospital. I don’t remember much about it other than I was coming through a tunnel. I was 13-and-a-half pounds, and my mother was very short. I was her first child. After that birth, needless to say, I was also her last child. I mean, there was nothing left of my mother’s uterus! My Hebrew name is Yisroel Lieb after my uncle on my mother’s side. What you take out of that is the ‘L’ sound in Lieb. The closest in English is something like Lou or Lonnie. My birth name, however, was Louis Scheimer, though it is amusing to note that on the birth certificate for me filed on October 24, 1928, I’m just listed as “_______ Scheimer” as my parents had apparently not settled on the name yet. Given that they mis- spelled my mother’s maiden name on the same form, though, maybe they were just having a bad day. My mother, Lena Kessler, was originally from Russia, where she was born sometime in July 1895 in Annapol, Russia, in an area which was sort of an amorphous section somewhere betwixt Poland and Russia. Her father left Russia and came to the United States before the beginning of World War I be- Opposite: cause he didn’t want to get stuck in the Russian army. By the time he got out of Lou in 1931 there, though, the war had started. My mother, her sister, brother Lieb, and her mother were still in Russia. They didn’t have a grosh to their name (that’s about a Above: penny in Russian form). In Russia my mother’s family somehow got a letter from the United States, Lou as a baby, 1928 CHAPTER 1: WHEREIN MY FATHER PUNCHED OUT ADOLF HITLER YEARS BEFORE CAPTAIN AMERICA DID 7 where her father had arranged for them to get a boat in Poland three sisters, Hedwig (Helene), Mina, and Rosa. His mother, Regina, someplace. My mother had to go to Warsaw to communicate with died in 1904 shortly after his tenth birthday. her father through a society called the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society The Gundersheimers were Social Democrats, which is sort of a (HIAS) that had headquarters or an office in Warsaw. It was the only liberal party. My father joined the German army when he was a way you could communicate to your Jewish relatives outside of East- teenager and served in munitions, cavalry, and artillery. He was 18 ern Europe. She was 14 years old and she walked from her little, tiny years old during World War I when he was shot seven or eight times village of Annapol—which was a mostly Jewish town or shtetl that and gassed once. One of the times he was shot, the bullet passed was later destroyed in World War II—to Warsaw, which was hun- through his leg just behind the knee, through the horse, out through dreds of miles away. She was a tiny little thing, and she was the old- the other knee, and then the horse fell on him. He also lost one of est daughter there, as her older sister, Eva, was already in the United his kidneys to war wounds. He was eventually awarded the Iron States with my grandfather. Cross First Class, their version of a Medal of Honor, I believe, be- Outside of Kiev many of the settlements were Jewish. The Jews cause he saved his battalion one night. I still have that medal in my then were wanderers. Half of the Jews that you think are from Russia home. are probably from southern Poland, and half of the Jews from north- After the war my father went back to Würzburg, and he became ern Poland. They all sound alike with Yiddish as a common lan- sort of active politically. The rise of anti-semitism started in Germany, guage. Yiddish is really medieval German, and as they moved from and my father became active in this whole argument. In the early country to country they’d add new words to it that they brought in 1920s, there was a young Austrian man named Adolf Hitler, who was from that country. And these were Ashkenazi Jews from the Ger- running around Germany raising all sorts of hell about the Jews. manic areas, not the Sephardic Jews who He’d give speeches about how the Jews were came from the eastern part of the Mediter- taking the country over, and the Jews had all ranean. the money, and the Jewish women had all By the time my mother returned with the these furs. This was well before the Beer Hall tickets from Warsaw, her brother, Lieb, had Putsch in late 1923, so I would guess it was fallen out of a tree and died, so it was just my around 1921 or 1922. mother, Lena; her sister, Sora; and their Hitler came to speak at a big meeting hall mother, Ester, that had to escape. The family in Würzburg. He was haranguing the populace had friends who were not Jewish, and these about the evils that the Jews were perpetrating friends put them in a hay cart and piled hay on Germany and yelling and screaming about all over them. As they were travelling, they how Jewish people had all the money and the were stopped by Russian soldiers, who poor real Germans had nothing. My father and forced bayonets into the hay to see if anyone another group of young men had stationed was hiding there. Luckily, they escaped being themselves around the hall and started creat- bayoneted. They were driven in this wagon ing a ruckus. My father jumped up on the part of the way, and then they walked across stage and just smacked him one, knocking Europe, through Poland and then to Bremen, him out. a seaport in Germany. From there they sailed My dad was a big guy, almost six feet tall, to Antwerp, a seaport in Belgium, and then to with very broad shoulders, and he probably the United States. The rest of my mother’s family never got out of weighed about 220 lbs. He had huge hands. You didn’t screw around Russia. The little town of Annapol was soon after decimated. with him. The average German’s height was around 5' 7" to 5' 8" at The official records when my mother immigrated listed her the time, and Dad was 5' 11" and change. After he died I once tried hometown as Bratzlaw, also known as Bratzlav, and noted that she on one of his specially-made shirts; I was taller than him, but the was 20, but they also spelled her name as Lea and Lena and put her seams for his shoulders came down to my elbows. That’s how big he height as 5' 5" and 5' 7" when she probably wasn’t even five feet tall, was. so I suspect record-keeping might have been a bit spotty. The family After the incident with Hitler, Salomon was coming home and a departed from Antwerp Belgium on the ship Lapland, on March 23, bunch of young Nazi bastards attacked him. He fought them off, but 1922, and arrived at Ellis Island on April 2, 1922. They initially they were all arrested. The judge questioned them all and found out stayed in New York, but I’m getting ahead of the story.

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