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COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL Archie Andrews and Betty Cooper haven’t spoken since the infamous #LipstickIncident that broke them apart over the summer, and Betty’s having a rough time seeing him get over their relationship and move on with new girl Veronica Lodge. Even worse, their budding relationship is making Archie’s best friend Jughead Jones downright crazy. They have to step in and do SOMETHING, but Jughead’sCOPY: not so sure about who they’ve chosen to do their dirty work… STORY BY ART BY MARK WAID VERONICA FISH COLORING BY LETTERING BY ANDRE SZYMANOWICZ JACK MORELLI With JEN VAUGHN REVIEWPUBLISHER EDITOR JON GOLDWATER MIKE PELLERITO Publisher / Co-CEO: Jon Goldwater Co-CEO: Nancy Silberkleit President: Mike Pellerito Co-President / Editor-In-Chief: Victor Gorelick Chief Creative Officer: Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa Chief Operating Officer: William Mooar Chief Financial Officer:CONFIDENTIAL Robert Wintle SVP – Publishing and Operations: Harold Buchholz SVP – Publicity & Marketing: Alex Segura SVP – Digital: Ron Perazza Director of Book Sales & Operations: Jonathan Betancourt Production Manager: Stephen Oswald Production Assistant: Isabelle Mauriello Proofreader / Editorial Assistant: Jamie Lee Rotante ARCHIE (ISSN:07356455), Vol. 2, No. 5, February, 2016. Published monthly by ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS, INC., 629 Fifth Avenue, Suite 100, Pelham, New York 10803-1242. Jon Goldwater, Publisher/Co-CEO; Nancy Silberkleit, Co-CEO; Mike Pellerito, President; Victor Gorelick, Co-President. ARCHIE characters created by John L. Goldwater. The likenesses of the original Archie characters were created by Bob Montana. Single copies $3.99. Subscription rate: $47.88 for 12 issues. All Canadian orders payable in U.S. funds. “Archie” and the individual characters’ names and likenesses are the exclusive trademarks of Archie Comic Publications, Inc. Copyright © 2015 Archie Comic Publications, Inc. All rights reserved. Nothing may be reprinted in whole or part without written permission from Archie Comic Publications, Inc. 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Printed in USA. 1 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 1 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 2 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 3 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 4 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 5 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 6 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 7 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 8 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 9 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 10 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 11 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 12 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 13 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 14 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 15 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 16 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 17 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 18 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 19 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 20 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 21 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 22 IF WE DON’T FIND THAT BALL, VERONICA WILL HAVE KITTENS There is a valid school of thought that says that good villains must have realistic, complex motivations and sympathetic (or at least comprehensible) goals. As adversaries, they must be textured. By and large, I subscribe to this theory. On the other hand, sometimes people are just jerks. There’s a reason it’s “How The Grinch Stole Christmas,” not “Why The Grinch Stole Christmas.” I already know why the Grinch stoleCOPY: Christmas: he’s a jerk, and his story wouldn’t be improved one iota by adding a series of flashbacks detailing the traumatic childhood that shrunk the Grinch’s heart two sizes too small. I don’t need his life story. I just need a villain to help drive the plot. Reggie Mantle is the Grinch of Riverdale. Yes, I flavored the tale you just read with some hints that Reggie’s parents are maybe not the most nurturing of Riverdaleians, and to be honest I’d thought up a lot of extra scenes that really help to explain why Reggie’s so callous and mean, but in the end it felt like I was trying too hard to answer questions no one was asking. He serves the Archie Universe best as a noxious ass with as few redeeming qualities as possible, and if that seems unrealistic to you because you don’t know anyone that self-centered, I humbly suggest that you are living a charmed life. To help sell my point, we present “All Balled Up,” a classic tale from Archie #32, 1948. Reggie’s not the primary opponent within— as usual, that role falls to Archie’s own nitwitted lack of judgment— but it’s Reggie’s nasty attitude that starts the story REVIEWcareening down its path. Archie Andrews, to his credit, is nice to, and seems to generally like, everyone in Riverdale... everyone but Reggie, whose mere presence can provoke Archie into reckless action lest his nemesis get too close to Veronica, to Betty, or to any of Archie’s friends. (Did I say Veronica? Especially Veronica.) Often, Reggie doesn’t even get the comeuppance he deserves because he’s just flitting in and out of the plot to pokeCONFIDENTIAL it along, but that’s okay; that’s his job. A few side notes: Bowling was actually pretty popular among kids of the 1940s, primarily because it was inexpensive and local. We can, however, assume that since Reggie can’t distin- guish between a bowling ball and a basketball, he didn’t hit the lanes too often. I have no idea why you’d declare an emergency assembly to dedicate a library steeple, but that is hardly the weirdest thing that happens in this story, so I say go with it. 231 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 24 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 25 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 26 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 27 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 28 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 29 COPY: VERONICA FISH THOMAS PITILLI DAVID WILLIAMS REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL ERICA HENDERSON KHARY RANDOLPH TY TEMPLETON 311 COPY: REVIEW CONFIDENTIAL 321 “Poised to be the next big thing.” - Paste Magazine CHIP ZDARSKY & ERICA HENDERSON (Howard the Duck) (Squirrel Girl) CALL JONES... JUGHEAD JONES. COPY: REVIEW JUGHEADCONFIDENTIAL #3 ON SALE NOW! EXPERIENCE THE NEW RIVERDALE ArchieComics.com.