0 hp £m u fonuisljin'

V o l u m e 12. N u m b e r 17. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1922. Price 10 Cents

“ Bob” Perry played his usual milk is produced under as sanitary classy game landing 18 of his team’s conditions as it is humanly possible NEW HAMPSHIRE FIVE DEFEATED IN 26 points. “ Ted” Stafford also dis­ to do. The entire stand was gone 33RD ANNUAL GAMES OF BOSTON played fine form shooting two of the over from milking barns to shipping THREE CONTESTS OUT OF FOUR most difficult shots ever seen on the station. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION ON FEB. 4 Vermont floor. Clark was easily The visit to Charles river was the the star for the home team with 3 extent of the day’s activities in an Harvard, Boston Tech and Vermont Win Over State points to his credit. instructional line and according to Large Crowd of New Hampshire Rooters Witness While Norwich Suffers Defeat at Montpelier New Hampshire held a substantial reports the evening was spent at a lead at the end of the first half but hockey game in the Arena, although Granite State Relay Team Overcome Mass. Aggies CAPT. ROBERT PERRY STARS IN EVERY GAME early in the second period the mili­ the next day, Professor DePew, when tary men staged a strong come back questioned closely, admitted that QUARTET SHOWS GREAT SPEED AND ENDURANCE Blue and White Team Put Up Hard Fight but Meet the Jinx in Every Game (Continued on Page Two) there were a few members, including —Both Boston Events Well Attended By Alumni—Defense of Local Winter Carnival—February 11. Higgins, whom he could not account for in any manner. And, in fact, Great Crowd at Boston Arena Witness Speedy Races on Evening of Yearly Team Good, but Offense Needs Attention that young man (Higgins) couldn’t Event— Leath Runs Well in G. B. Williams’ Three-Mile Feature— AGGiES TAKE account for himself either. Nightingale Unable to Keep Up Grind Although Capt. Perry was the in­ department of the game except Brockton Plant dividual star of the game Harvard shooting. Six was the total of the Brockton was their destination on defeated New Hampshire State in the goals from the floor scored by the INSTRUCTION Friday morning and an exhaustive The thirty-third annual games of ty-one and two-fifths seconds, which Hemenway gymnasium Tuesday visitors. But State’s men shot \at survey of the Brockton Co-operative the Boston Athletic Association were is faster than Nightingale made in night, January 31, by a score of 41 to the basket at least three times as TRIP TO HUB Milk Producers’ plant was made. run off on the evening of Saturday winning the cup last year. However 33. Harvard drew first blood and at much as Tech. It was not only one This is a wonderful affair, and has last before an immense crowd, at the it goes to show the kind of competi­ the end of the first ten minutes the man but all the team that seemed Visit Market Milk Plants the name of being the most success­ Boston Arena. A large group of tion that the men were up against score stood 15-3 for Harvard. Then unable to scor<^. Pejrry, McKinley, ful co-operative plant of its kind in high class amateur and collegiate and speaks even more for Leath’s the visitors started a spurt and with and Callahan got two apiece while In and Near Boston-Town the world. An immense business in athletes were gathered together by performance than anything else a superior brand of basketball rarely Fox, Metcalf, Stafford, Sherwood retail milk and ice cream is carried the management for these events could. Cy finished in good condition. and Fernald went without a tally. and competition ran high throughout excelled brought the crowd to its feet PROF. DEPEW PRESIDES on, and there is no question but that Winter Carnival—February 11. and at the end of the half the score At the end of the first half the it was one of the most interesting the entire card. stood 19 to 17 in New Hampshire’s score stood a tie at 13 all. Tech Many Points of Interest Encountered encountered on the trip. Section Reserved drew first blood on a free try from favor. in Annual Inspection Journey of Back to Sullivan square a careful Of especial interest to the New ANNUAL AGGIE the foul line. But New Hampshire Throughout the second half the Dairy Enthusiasts — Side Jour­ inspection was made of the factory Hampshire fans, for whom an entire came right back with a basket and game was fast and furious. New ney Made to Brockton— Sev­ of D. Whiting and Sons. A tre­ section was reserved through the from then until the last minute of BALL BIGGEST Hampshire stayed in the lead during eral Interesting Features mendous business is done here and foresight of P. D. Buckminster, ’12, play the score seesawed back and the first ten minutes of the last half. in order that the boys might more was the one-mile relay race between forth with the lead changing with Harvard tied the score with lucky readily understand the magnitude of teams from New Hampshire and EVENT OF SEASON every count. In the last 40 seconds When the eleven-fifty-six train outside shots by Gordon and Fitts the undertaking they were taken to Massachusetts Agricultural college. of play, however, fortune smiled on pulled out of the Durham station on and went into the lead on another the horse barn where 175 animals This was a give and take event from Doolittle’s Kings Produce Tech and the engineers had kept up Thursday last it was the proud con­ outside shot by Gordon. The Har­ are sheltered. start to finish and at no time was the an unbroken string of victories on veyor of some eleven “ aggies” and as Most Tantalizing Music vard men were after the game from The sight of so many husky hind­ result at all certain. The three-mile the home floor. the distance decreased between the the start to wipe out the blot of last quarters immediately caused the race for the Gardner B. Williams 150 COUPLES ATTEND As at Harvard the night before home depot and the western edge of year’s defeat. mathematically inclined Pulsifer to trophy also called for intense watch­ the New Hampshire rooters outnum­ the American continent, it became Coach Wachter’s men have a tre­ start computations as to the equiva­ ing, for included in the entries for bered and outcheered the home evident that they were going some­ Gymnasium Filled to Overflowing mendous advantage over the visiting lent of their combined kick in terms this feature were Gordon T. Night­ team’s following. The score: where. And, in fact, they were. To With Throng of Dance Enthusiasts teams because of the size of the home of half-pints of home brew. ingale, 20, running unattached, and — Hall Is Attractively Decorated New Hampshire get quickly and efficiently to the floor. The teams were evenly point, it was the commencement of Eat at Whiting’s Cecil Leath, ex-’23, wearing the uni­ — Favor Dances Add Much to matched and the game was fast, Gls. FIs. Pts. corn of the Boston Association. New the annual instruction trip which is Heer at the noon hour a first class Unique Program clean and chock full of excitement Perry, rf., 2 8 12 Hampshire men were also entered in taken in connection with the course lunch was served at the factory caf- from start to the finish. Callahan, If., 2 0 4 the 1,000-yard run and in the one- in market milk and city milk sup­ etera, and according to “ Red” Bout- The annual Aggie classic, the Ag- Perry was in the game fighting (Metcalf) 0 0 0 mile handicap. They performed plies under the supervision of Pro­ well it was a momentous occasion in x'icultural ball, has come and gone hard all the time. He played the McKinley, c., 2 0 4 creditably and their work speaks fessor Herbert Depew. This year the his life. Seldom, if ever, he is re­ but the impression that it left as the game of his life. His shooting from Stafford, rg., 0 0 0 well for Coach Harvey Cohn’s ability ultimate destination was the “ Hub of ported as having said has he been so largest social gathering of the year the foul line was excelled only by his Sherwood, lg., 0 0 0 as a trainer of track athletes. the Universe” known to the men who impressed with a member of the gen­ will be remembered for some time to shooting from the floor. Twice he (Fernald) 0 0 0 The relay, race found Mass Aggies compile the railway time tables as tle sex as he was on that day. And, come. To say it was a success would dribbled in as prettily as it can be awarded the pole and J. T. Sullivan Boston. This event has become an judging from the way he talked, he be putting it mildly. It proved to be done. In all he contributed 23 out Totals 6 8 20 of the red and white team tried to annual classic with the students of must have felt the heat terribly, too. the best Aggie ball ever held, and M. I. T. run away with R. D. Draper, ’24, of of the 33 points that New Hamp­ agriculture and instead of its being From the Whiting plant a trip was that statement alone is proof of what Gls. FIs. Pts. New Hampshire’s quartet. Draper shire scored. a question as to whether it will be made across the street to the H. P. a tremendous success the affair was. Davidson, rf., 4 0 8 stuck to him closely however and on McKinley Battles possible to get enough men to make Hood establishment, where a glimpse From the minute that Dean and (Storb) 2 0 4 the final lap shot ahead transferring McKinley at center opposed a the trip worth while it becomes a of the “ internal workins” of another Mrs. F. W. Taylor, Prof. and Mrs. J. Tonon, If., 0 8 8 the stick to C. R. Cotton, ’23, with a tough man in Roscoe Fitts, of foot­ problem to secure enough rooms for huge milk factory was enjoyed. The C. McNutt and Mr. and “ Mrs.” D. P. (Boyer) 0 lead over his opponent of several ball fame but he was not scared a bit the gang at “ Beantown/’ In fact Hood and Whiting factories have Matoon lined up to welcome the A g­ Coleman, c., 0 yards. Cotton, in spite of acute suf­ and made the idol of the Harvard the expedition resembles an annual many things in common and the a f­ gies and their guests until the last (Bretting) 2 fering received while fighting fire at fans play to his limit. These two convention of the B. P. O. E. ternoon jaunt served more to empha­ waltz reminded the gay couples that Blood, rg., 1 Durham the day before, went into The personnel of the cruise fol­ size 4the ’Jeia'iis observed in the fore­ it was time to cease their merriment, men staged the best battle of the Hubbard, lg., 0 the fight with all of the drive and game with honors even. lows: M. C. Aldrich, ’23, D. K. An­ noon than otherwise the evening was one continual period drew, ’23, K. F. Bassett, ’23, L. W. ever present aggressiveness that of enjoyment and happiness. On defense Stafford broke up many Totals 9 8 26 In the Mansion House Ice Cream have stood him such good stead on Boutwell, ’22, A. L. French, ’23, L. Doolittle and his Kings, Queens, plays and Harvard could not have Referee, T. P. Shea. Company’s block an opportunity was the gridiron, and proceeded to speed H. Higgins, ’23, A. N. Lawrence, ’23, Jacks and deuces of jazz makers fur­ won by any other .means than the one afforded to view an enormous outlay his two hundred pounds of solid mus­ R. G. Pulsifer, ’23, F. W. Whiting, nished music that has yet to be riv­ they chose; namely, outside shots. And at Vermont of equipment used in the making of cle and bone around the boards ’23, and O. C. Whitney, ’23. T. aled in the line of dance music played The New Hampshire defense was Although Coach Cowell’s men frozen dairy foods. Three great re­ with wonderful grit. D. MacCready Gadd, ’22, and G. B, Olsson, ’22, on the Gym. floor. It seemed as strong and only twice was Harvard played good basketball against Uni­ frigerating units were installed in proved to be a swift runner, however, joined forces with the others on the though “ Dooey” saved all his musical able to score on inside shots. versity of Vermont the old jinx so the basement affording a total of and Cy was put to it to give the last day and added largely to the dis­ powers for the Aggie Ball; and then Capt. McLeish of Harvard played evident in the two games earlier in some one hundred and twenty tons baton to W. E. Coughlin, ’25, on tinguished appearance of the crowd gave the “ Cow” boys the full benefit a hard game. Gordon was the high the week, was right on the job. At of refrigeration daily. Next the even terms with his Bay State op­ especially on the stairway of the city of his store of jazz. scorer for the Crimson with seven times the wearers of the Blue city milk inspector’s office and the ponent. Coughlin started off like a baskets to his credit. Roscoe Fitts played brilliant basketball but they hall. Turner Centre System factory were FAVOR DANCES POPULAR whirlwind and proceeded to place a One of the main features of the with his beautiful long shots from were not consistent enough to out­ Walker-Gordon Plant inspected, this concluding the week’s substantial distance between himself evening was the favor dance which around the center of the floor kept point the team from the Green The laboratory of the Walker-Gor­ work. In every instance the boys and L. S. Woodworth of the Aggies. occurred near the end of tne ball. the crowd in thrills. He scored five Mountain state. When the final don modified milk establishment was from New Hampshire were treated This distance he maintained to the Favors in the shape of paper hats times. whistle blew U. V. M. was leading first visited and proved to be a good with the greatest of courtesy and no end and Harry Paine, ’23, was al­ and streamers served to keep the After the game Coach Wachter 34-27. deal of an eye opener. Here was to pains were spared by the men in lowed to get away fully five yards dancers enthused and the climax was said, “ My boys played better basket The team from Durham started be seen all the processes and equip­ charge of the various companies in ahead of R. M. Atcheson of the reached when ten boxes of confetti ball tonight than I ever saw them off like whirlwinds and before Coach ment to which cows’ milk is subjected seeing that every possible effort was Massachusetts team. Then the ex­ were turned loose on the gathering. play before.” Keady’s men realized they were before it is declared fit to meet the made to insure a thorough under­ citement ran high. Atcheson, either Throughout the evening punch was The Boston alumni were present in meeting a clever team the visitors varied needs of infants and invalids. standing of the operations in their misjudging his own powers of en­ served. Needless to say there was a body and the New Hampshire had rolled up a six point lead. It As the manager said, “ This is really respective plants. durance or else feeling that he could always a line of thirsty drinkers that State rooters drowned out the was not long, however, before the a milk drug store.” Prescriptions There were no casualties and as deceive Paine into overworking at sought the refreshing drops of the Crimson followers. Some of them Vermont forwards began to find the are filled as sent in from the city this paper goes to press it is report­ the start, got away at express train mysterious liquid. Some claim that said it and many thought that if basket and when the Green and Gold physicians and delivered to all parts ed that all the boys have returned speed and opened up a gap between it contained a certain brand of queer Harvard was to play a return game team finally caught the invaders the of Boston and surrounding terri­ to Durham and are suffering from hmself and his opponent that wor­ material; and the way the dancers on the Durham court chances would count was 13-13. Neither team tory. After the laboratories were no ill effects other than, in a few ried not a few in the Granite State lined up for seconds and thirds seem be better than ever for a Blue and scored heavily from then on and the gone over the management kindly cases, some badly sprained necks. section. Paine was drawing on his to bear out the fact that there was White victory. The score: half ended with Vermont leading 21- supplied cars and a run was made It is rumored that some have already reserve store of common sense, nev­ something inviting in the drink. Harvard 17. to Charles river to the ultra-sanitary made arrangements to join the next ertheless, and kept quietly plugging At intermission ice cream and Gls. FIs. Pts. New Hampshire started off strong dairy barns of the company. Here year’s expedition. along, allowing his adversary to Gordon, If., 7 0 14 in the second half but the home team spend himself in the first two laps, cookies were served. soon evened matters 24-24. At this The committee in charge consisted McLeish, rf., 4 9 17 ,T V 7 iT V 7 iT V 7 * . v V T * > j > i > .» *♦*. > » 4,» > * > i ♦ . * VTiTVT*TV7YTV? commencing at the start of the third of Herman A. Rodenheiser, ’23; A l­ (Pallo) 0 0 0 point Keady’s men began to run up to gradually but surely eat up the & fred L. French, ’23; and Harry J. Fitts, c., 5 0 10 the counters with Stevens and interval between the two. It was on (Sipp) 0 0 0 Harris landing the baskets. Many the final straight away that the old Bennett, ’23. Perley F. Ayer, ’22, Black, rb., 0 0 0 fouls were called and both Captains B. A. A. man opened up in a beauti­ was floor director. made the majority of their free tries ful sprint and Went by Atcheson as Rudofski, lb., 0 0 0 Winter Carnival—February 11. (Miller) 0 0 0 count. When time was up the Ver­ though he were tied. The Massa­ monter’s led 34-27. Everyone Out chusetts man fought gamely but was Totals 16 9 41 “ Bob” Perry led the attack of the fully five yards behind Harry at the CALENDAR OF EVENTS New Hampshire visitors and rolled up fifteen of his finish. The time for this event was Gls. FIs. Pts. team’s twenty seven points. Sher­ three minutes, forty-one and two- Perry, rf., 7 9 23 wood played a strong defensive game fifths seconds. Wednesday, February 8 until he was removed for personal Metcalf, If., 0 Make Up for Last Year’s Defeat Faculty Science Club, 7.30 P. M. (Callahan) 0 fouls. Captain “Red” Harris and Stevens were the outstanding stars In view of the defeat of the local Thursday, February 9 McKinley, c., 0 team at the hands of the Mass A g­ Forum Meeting, Zoology lecture Sherwood, lb., 0 for the Burlington aggregation. Summary. gies quartet at last year’s games, room. Debate—Resolved: that fra­ (Fernald) 0 Winter Carnival this victory seems doubly sweet, and ternities are undesirable at New Vermont Stafford, rb., 0 Coach Cohn was truly proud of his Hampshire College. Gls. FIs. Pts. boys. Pane and Coughlin both made Cercle Frangais. Stevens, rf., 5 0 10 Totals 12 9 33 the three laps in fifty-six seconds, Harris, If., 4 12 20 Friday, February 10 Referee, George Hoyt. with Cotton and Draper doing their Isham, c., 1 0 2 distance in fifty-seven each. Cotton Casque and Casket Dance. Semansky, rg., 0 0 0 Technology Game February 11th feels that if he had not been injured “The Better ’Ole,” seven-reel movie Cayward, lg., 1 0 2 On Wednesday, February 1, in one $ he might have knocked off another College Gymnasium. of the best games ever played in the second from his time and Paine says Totals I Saturday, February 11 Walker Memorial Gymnasium at M. 11 12 34 that he could do likewise if it were New Hampshire Winter Carnival, 2.30 P. M. I. T., New Hampshire State lost to I required. Perry, rf., Basketball: Varsity vs. Bates at Tech 26 to 20. The boys from the 15 1 In the three-mile race for the Metcalf If., 4 1922 Durham. Granite State were way off form in Williams cup which Nightingale (Callahan) 1 Freshmen vs. Laconia at Durham. shooting. With the score 22 to 20 0 possessed last year, New Hampshire McKinley, c., Girls vs. University of Maine at against them the ball under Tech’s 4 fans saw Leath and Earl Johnson of Stafford, rg., I Durham. basket the boys took five shots with­ 2 Pittsburg have a race that was near­ Sherwood, lg., I Congreve Hall Dance. out ringing a counter. At last a 2 2 to 4.30 P. M. ly all their own. Nightingale seemed Fernald, lg., I Tech man got the ball, heaved it 0 to be suffering from lack of training Sunday, February 12 the length of the floor to a waiting and was forced to drop out early in Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, Morrill Totals I lagger who easily made 24-20. The 9 9 27 I the run. Leath stuck, however, and Hall, 10 A. M. Referee, Swaffield. ball was brought back to center and I even succeeded in passing his man Book and Scroll. tossed up. Bretting got the tap and once, but could not hold the place $ Monday, February 13 a Tech forward took a long chance N. H. State Wins w but for a few yards. Johnson showed from the side for two more points. The Blue and White team had to Garrison Hill Ski Jump I great class especially in the final Agricultural Club Meeting. First The whistle blew and State had lost fight all the way to beat Norwich by 1 lap where he sprinted in great fash­ of Interclass debates for Alpha Zeta 26 to 20. a 26-19 score, on Saturday night. ion coming through the tape appar­ trophy. Question—Resolved; That But as the score might lead one The game was played in Montpelier, I ently in good condition and almost a the Agricultural Fair of the Present to think it was no runaway. New Vermont, before a good sized crowd 1half lap ahead of Cy. The time for Day is a financial benefit to the farm­ Hampshire excelled Tech in every of rooters. this event was fourteen minutes, fif­ er. Seniors vs. Juniors. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 8, 1922.

the college equipment which they the salary of the dentist and assis­ the kindness of the Dramatic club £Ii'ut lampalriri' considered was more valuable than j PLANS COMPLETE tant, and overhead expenses, the cost NEW FRATERNITY which Mr. Roberts has given first of the clinic amounted to only $432, rights to the play. O f f ic ia l O r g a n of their own possessions. There is 1 something in such a procedure which or an average of less than $1 a The performance is a strictly T h e N e w H a m p s h ir e C ollege FOR CARNIVAL filling. Seven other towns have al­ IS FORMED HERE feminine one, and though there are DURHAM, N. H. the term “ college spirit” doesn’t cover satisfactorily. And as one fel­ ready applied for the clinic, which many male characters in the cast, N E W S DEPARTMENT low was heard to remark as the hat Big Event of Season is conducted by the Farm Bureau in Tau Gamma Phi Receives will be staged by girls, and for girls. H e r b e r t P. B a r n e s , ’23, Managing Editor was passed his way “ Those fellows co-operation with local organiza­ Only co-eds will have the opportu­ A r t h u r N . L a w r e n c e , ’23, News Editor Depends on Snowstorm Sanction of Administration Karl B. Dearborn, ’23, Athletic Editor certainly are white men, and they’ve tions. nity of viewing Mr. Robert’s play on Joseph B. Coburn, ’23, Asst. Athletic Editor been through a lot. Here’s my last TO BE NON-SECTARIAN its opening night, and of seeing the E l n a I. P e r k i n s , ’23, CHAIRMAN OPTIMISTIC Women’s Athletic Editor button, but as soon as I get more I’ll Tells How Much Feed Is in the Grain New Hampshire girl play Portia. Jennie Boodey, ’23, Alumni Editor give again.” Nearly three times as much pro­ Officer of Club Denounces Rumor As yet, parts have been only ten­ Mildred M. Bangs, ’23, Asst. Alumni Editor In the Event of Unfavorable Weather tein and twice as much fat per dol­ tatively assigned, but it is rumored G r a c e E. Flanders, ’23, Exchange Editor Winter Carnival—February 11. Date to Be Advanced One Week— That Membership Is Restricted to M a r i o n L. B o o t h m a n , ’22, Society Editor lar were found in one commercial Those of Jewish Faith— Seven that Mildred Bangs, ’23, and Nata­ Katharine Thompson. ’22, Reporter Garrison Hill to Be Scene of THE UNDERGRADUATE TARGET feed analyzed at the New Hamp­ lie Marshall, ’22, will play first rank James A. Roberts, ’23, Conflict — Baseball Game Charter Members Affiliated U l a B a k e r , ’ 2 2, shire college Experiment Station last with Undertaking roles. R u t h P in g r e e , ’24, Scheduled The play, briefly summarized, is W e s l e y B . S h a n d , ’ 24, Probably the average college un­ year as in another feed of the same M a r j o r y A m e s , ’ 23, dergraduate feels remarkably little type. When it is considered that Rumors to the effect that a new fra­ the story of a fraternity initiation, A lf red L . F r e n c h , ’ 23, The final plans for the Winter current need of a press agent. He is about $10,000,000 worth of feeding- in which the neophyte proposes to the M a r g a r e t G. K e l l e y , ’ 24, Carnival, which is scheduled for ternity was in the making were con­ N e a l W . C o b l e ig h , ’ 24, getting all the advertising he requires stuffs are bought annually by New right girl at the wrong time, and next Saturday have been made and firmed last night when Tau Gamma J o h n S . C a r r , ’ 23, from his friends but he is hardly sure Hampshire consumers, the impor­ attains everlasting bliss, besides Prof. Harold H. Scudder, Faculty Adviser now all that is necessary is favor­ Phi, a Jewish local, announced that it P r o f . E . L. G e t c h e l l , that they are his loving friends any tance of picking the best feed for the bringing about two other “happy able weather. In case there is not had been recognized by the admin­ Faculty Business Adviser more. For, of a sudden, they have money can hardly be emphasized too endings” which constitute the “ triple enough snow by the end of the istration. BUSINESS DEPARTMENT directed upon him, his methods and much. The Experiment Station an­ engagement” rhapsodized on Mr. week, the whole project will be post­ Very little is known about the new N o r m a n E. M e r a s , ’22, Manager his manners a flood of criticism that alyses samples of feeds yearly for organization except that it is made Roberts’ creation, Eva Brick. L e o n C. G lo v e r , ’23, Asst. Business Manager poned until the following Saturday. in volume and variety makes opinion the State Department of Agriculture The drama came to the Dramatic ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT Notices will appear on the bulletin up at the present time of the Jewish F r a n c i s A . F r e n c h , ’22, Manager of the doings of the Japs in China in order to ascertain whether deal­ club judges under the title “ The boards on Friday, next, stating undergraduates of the institution. George O. Phelps, ’23, mild and pale by contrast. ers are living up to their guarantees. Trouble Sisters,” a comedy in one Asst. Advertising Manager whether or not the carnival will be When approached by a representa­ First, there were disturbing ru­ The results of these analyses for the act, by Jacob Diebertz, the dramatic CIRCULATION DEPARTMENT held as scheduled. tive of The New Hampshire and ask­ R a y P i k e , ’23, Manager mors of professionalism in his ath­ personnae as follows: Johnnie Peter­ A new event has been added to the past year, covering 246 samples, are ed if Tau Gamma Phi was to be sec­ M errill A. Germundson, ’ 23, letics. Then President Lowell of now available in Bulletin 200 and borough, ’22, Master of Initiation Asst. Circulation Manager program. The faculty have chal­ tarian in nature, an officer of the club Harvard animadverted in the digni­ may be obtained through the Sta­ made the statement that it was not Tortures, of the Eta Pi fraternity; lenged the seniors to a game of base­ Harold Bowser, ’25, a freshman ini­ Published Weekly by the Students fied Cambridge fashion upon over­ tion Office at Durham. the intention of the organizers to re­ ball on snowshoes. Three innings tiate, and supposedly a social development of football, and Prince­ strict membership in the fraternity will be played, using indoor equip­ Winter Carnival— February 11. dumbbell, our Hero; “ Croaker” Bar­ The subscription price for The New Hamp­ ton offered some unhappy tabulations to Jews alone. shire is $2.50 per collegiate year. The Alumni ment. This feature should prove ton, ’23, an owleyed pessimist; Dues are $2.00 per year. Special club rate of the effects of extra-curriculum ac­ “We have been discriminated one of the most interesting events He: “ Yes, I always sleep with my other fraternity brothers, Maugerite for the Alumni Dues and Subscription to The tivities on class room performance. gloves on. It keeps your hands soft against and barred from the other New Hampshire is $4.00. on the list. The carnival will begin Pippin, ’22, Johnnie’s girl, a cute Entered as second class matter at the post And within a few days Dr. Fitch of you know.” fraternities,” said the officer, “ but it at 2 p. m., and the following pro­ though cootie-caged co-ed; Penelope office at Rochester, New Hampshire under Amherst has informed a Yale audi­ She: “ Really, and do you sleep is not our intention to adopt this ttie act of March 3, 1879. gram will be run off, with each Pippin, ’25, her sister, minus the In case of change of address, subscribers ence that the modern college man is policy ourselves. If we find a non- event starting on the quarter hour. with your hat on too ? ”— Ex. cootie-cages, being a Freshie, but will please notify the Circulation Manager as a “very conceited ass;” Professor The east side of Garrison Hill is the Tewish fellow whom we like and who soon as possible. Sihler of the University of New York Winter Carnival—February 11. just as pretty and then some, our Subscriptions made payable to T h e N e w scene of the conflict likes us we propose to bid him.” Heroine; Eva Brick, ’23, who has Hampshire, Durham, N. H. has suggested that it would be bet­ 2.00. 220-yard dash on skis. “ But is it not true that you seek Subscribers not receiving copy will please ter to call students “ peanuts,” be­ WEEKLY DISCUSSION never been kissed but who wouldn’t notify the Business Manager at once. 2.15. Obstacle race on skis. admission into a confederation of mind being, by “ Croaker” at any Acceptance for mailing at special rate of cause— though the connnection may Jewish fraternities?” asked the re­ postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of 2.30. Senior-faculty baseball game. CREATES ENTHUSIASM rate. be obscure— they spend their time October 3, 1917. Authorized September 1, 2.45. Inter-fraternity relay race porter. The scene is the Eta Pi fraternity 1918. smoking cigarettes wasting their on skis. Regular Sunday Evening Gathering The answer was negative and the fathers’ money and their own time; house, Beauvine college, U. S. A. Office of publication, 11 Portland Street, 3.00. Ski jumping contest. Produces Heated Arguments—Stu­ man questioned went on to explain The time is the college year, 1921- Rochester, N. H. Editorial and Circulation and Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler of • 3.30. Inter-dormitory relay race dent of Simmons College Reports that the group had in mind asking Offices, Room 10, Thompson Hall, Durham, Columbia has described an average 1922, about seven in the evening. N. H. for women. on “ Intelligence Tests”— Fails for admission into a national frater­ college as a high grade country club. 3.45. 100-yard dash on snow- to Give Definite Information nity which recognizes Jewish chap­ Winter Carnival—February 11. Wednesday, February 8, 1922. Finally, Princeton comes to bat again shoes. ters but which does not restrict its with a proposition to bar the auto­ 4.00. Obstacle race on snowshoes. roll to these alone. Although the “Freshman Flunkers vs. Entrance CLASS ROOM DEBATES mobile from the undergraduate’s 4.15. 75-yard dash for women. name of the national under discussion Examinations,” a discussion at the THE FIRE equipment, on the ground, practically 4.30. Cross country snowshoe was witheld, the fraternity man said AROUSE ENTHUSIASM New Hampshire Young People’s Or­ that the cars have become a general race. ganization, Sunday evening, Febru­ that he was positive it was not a sec­ Among the throng of spectators nuisance and an interference with col­ The method of running off the Great Interest Shown in Newly Or­ ary 5, sanctioned the New Hamp­ tarian organization. It differed from gathered at the scene of the fire the lege work. contests is much the same as at a ganized Course—Students Derive shire college policy of low entrance the average national fraternity in other night were a number of self- It must be admitted that none of track meet. The dashes will be Much Entertainment Through requirements. The inherent vice of that it recognized groups of all styled “ critics” who had the boldness these critics speaks without author­ straight running events on the level Argumentation— Dual Matches examinations, the New Hampshire classes and creeds he said. to tell the crowd in general just how ity. Also it is probable that they ground at the foot of the hill. In Conducted Each Week Young People’s Organization holds, The new fraternity hopes to be­ the fire should be fought. In them­ are moved to comment by their indi­ the obstacle races the competitors is that no examination is an ade­ come established in a home of its own selves these bladder-mouths do not vidual observations and not by delib­ will be required to get over such That class room debating is prov­ quate test of ability. The question in the course of the year. The mem­ merit even recognition; and were it erate purpose to secure concerted ac­ hindrances as are placed in the ing itself more than a success at of the mentality or intelligence test bership is small compared with that not for the fact that after days of un­ tion. To the outsider it looks as if course. The cross-country race will New Hampshire is stating the fact was brought up. of the other fraternities, yet the mem­ just criticism of the fire department a good many institutions were begin­ follow the rules of ordinary cross­ mildly. Students taking this course A Simmons student, present as bers are an energetic lot and give they have succeeded in getting others ning to suspect that the liberalizing country meets. The course is so seem more than enthusiastic over the guest of a New Hampshire evidences of being of positive value to see their point of view, no mention process in collegiate administration laid out as to permit the spectators their work. girl, reported that Simmons had last to the college. The members are as would be made of them whatever in has been going too fast; and it may to see nearly all of the race. This is the second term given over year initiated the plan of adminis­ follows: Oscar Levingston, ’22, pres­ these columns. They were keen be suggested that the hugely increas­ In the “ co-ed” relay race, the to this course in argumentation and tering an intelligence test to each ident; Sam Heller, ’24, secretary; enough to sense a weakness in our ed demand for admission to college teams will be composed of four mem­ debating. Last term the work was entering and graduating class, the Samuel Fine, ’24; Davis Levine, ’23; system of fire-fighting. They were has strengthened a purpose to be bers each. The competitors will mainly on the theory of argumenta­ object being to discover what Sim­ Louis Black, ’25; Harold Winer, ’25; keen enough to see, or else indis­ more exacting with the youth who wear snowshoes; and the distance is tion but this semester their efforts mons does to the student’s mentality. Max Lubin, ’25. posed to admit, that there were cer­ are fortunate enough to be enrolled. 75 yards for each member of the are given over to practise in the ap­ “ But,” said she, “ after giving two tain conditions which, if taken into The chances are, the community at team. The inter-fraternity relay Winter Carnival—February 11. plication of theory. sets of these tests, the professors account, would throw an entirely dif­ will be run on skis. Each one of Once every week, Professor Fred­ large will find little fault if the dons don’t quite know whether they have ferent light on the situation. succeed in turning purpose into re­ the four runners is to st^rt the R. O. T. C. CONDUCTS erick A. Pottle conducts a formal been conducting an examination of That there was a weakness in the foot of the hill, climb it, pass a FORMAL CEREMONIES debate, lasting a period. There are, sult. innate mental capacity, or of ac­ organization cannot be denied. But Still, we do not believe the com­ mark at the top, and slide down be­ as a rule, three speakers on a side. when we take into consideration the fore passing the baton. quired mental accomplishments. A Annual Installation of Sponsors The students also serve as chair- munity is going to be over-despond­ few years from now I’ll be able to meager equipment which the depart­ ent about its collegians. Somehow Ski Jumping Feature Takes Place Jan. 25— Student man, judges and time keeper. In ment had at its command, we are The ski jumping contest will be tell you more about it,” concluded Major Welcomes Each Member grading the work, the judging of ar­ or other, when they are turned into this sophomore. bound out of fairness to admit that graduates, they manage to do a fair judged both for form and distance Separately—Each Platoon In­ guments, is considered as important the men did a very creditable job. share of the world’s work. Presum­ jumped. Each man will be allowed Winter Carnival—February 11. troduced to Respective Se­ as the debating. They did the best they could under ably they might do still better work, one trial and three record jumps. lection The other two periods are spent the circumstances; and they don’t de­ with better preliminary training— Ribbon badges will be awarded the FORMER “Y” WORKER in discussing the different types of serve the unjust criticism that has improvement is possible in most lines first three places in each contest, ADDRESSES GIRLS The sponsors for the R. O. T. C. reasoning, with the proper method been literally showered upon them. of human endeavor. If the efficien­ while a pair of snowshoes is up for Battalion were installed on the or refutation for each. By follow­ Looking at the fire in the light of cy men at the brain factories raise the highest point winner of the day. twenty-fifth of January, in the gym­ ing this plan, every student has to constructive criticism most of us will the quality of output, good luck to First place in any event will Historical Sketch of Japanese Mis­ nasium, before a large number of work up six or eight formal debates, admit that there is a great deal for them! Meantime, it may be well count 5 points; second, 3; and third, sions Heard by Members of Y. W. spectators. The battalion entered by besides having a great deal of prac­ which we all ought to be thankful. enough to regard present pessimism 1. Winners in the relay races will C. A.—Says Japan’s Greatest the end door, Company A first, fol­ tise in impromptu argument. Supposing, for the sake of illustra­ of the experts as pledge of some­ get 3 points each, while the members Need Is Teachers— Has Few lowed by Company B and the Howit­ Any student interested in foren- tion, that the fire instead of breaking thing in the future giving greater of the second team will get 1 point High Schools zer Platoon, all taking positions sics is cordially invited to attend out as it did in the most inexpensive reason for optimism. _ Some of them each. around the hall leaving the center these debates. He will find sched­ building on the campus had occurred almost suggest that the worst can’t In case of a tie in the ski jump, Mrs. Nina Tuxsbury, a former vacant. Presently the band situated ules of their occurrence posted every in one of the dormitories or recita­ be yet to come because it is here now. three more jumps will be allowed “ Y ” worker in Japan, addressed the in the balcony, began a march, and two weeks. tion rooms. What then? An appre­ the men. Ties in other events, and Y. W. C. A. on Monday evening, the sponsors, escorted by members of The following are scheduled at N. H. EIGHT k ji) myythmk.ic ciable portion of the student body in the score, will be settled by toss­ January 30. Her subject was “The the battalion, led by Major Snow and present: ing a coin for the place. would be engaged in packing its be­ THETA CHI HOLD Education of the Japanese Girl.” Mrs. Sanders, entered by the main Monday, February 6, Morrill Hall. longings and making ready to leave Ribbons will be awarded the stu­ Edith Reid, ’25; accompanied by entrances, and after a short march Resolved: That methods by about this time. FRATERNITY DANCE dents taking the best snapshot rep­ Sadie Marion Griffiths, ’22; opened took their position in the center of which the negroes in the Southern Moreover, there is a doubt whether resentative to the carnival, as well the meeting with a selection on the the hall facing the colors. Each man States are excluded from the fran­ as the best pictures of the ski ‘cello. chise are justifiable. the coming session of the legislature Annual Social Event Held in Thomp­ came to the “ Present” and the “ Star jump, the inter-fraternity relay, and Tuesday, February 7, Morrill Hall. would see fit to appropriate the nec­ son Hall— Unique Favor Dance Is Mrs. Tuxsbury’s talk began with Spangled Banner” followed by “Alma the 100-yard snowshoe race. The Resolved: That members of the essary funds for a new building. For Feature— Music Furnished by an historical sketch of Japanese mis­ Mater” were played by the band. those of us who would be unable to prize winning pictures are to become sions, the first of which were estab­ Following these preliminary exer­ President’s cabinet should have the Imported Orchestra the property of the Forestry club. transfer elsewhere it would simply lished by the Church of Rome and cises the more formal part of the pro­ right to be present and speak in the mean that our college career had The Home Economics club will that famous Jesuit, Francis Xavier. gram began. The student major, in house of Representatives. The annual dance of the Theta conduct a booth and will sell such ended. Then, too, aren’t we glad Since the days of the young emperor behalf of the entire R. O. T. C. wel­ Saturday, February 11, Morrill Chi fraternity, which took place on refreshments as coffee, doughnuts, that it happened at a time when who ordered old superstitions over­ comed each member separately and Hall. Friday evening, February 3, at and sandwiches. In addition a sou­ everybody was up and around, rather thrown and the occidentalizing of informed her of her responsibility Resolved: That every citizen than during the night; for who can Thompson hall, was a success from venir program is to be made up, Japan. Japanese schools have been should give allegiance to some or­ every angle. In the variegated color while pinning on her badge of honor. say what the fate of those boys who which provides spaces for the prize- patterned after American schools. ganized political party. scheme of fraternity banners and Each platoon sponsor was escorted to made the building their home would winning pictures and other snap­ The Japanese government has now pennants, the Theta Chi red and her platoon by the platoon leader and Winter Carnival—February 11. have been ? If there was a weakness shots, as well as a score card of established many excellent grade white predominated. The coziness presented to each man individually. in the organization of the fire depart­ events. These will be sold at cost schools, but only a few schools of of cozy corners was completed by The exercises finished the entire N. H. FIVE DEFEATED IN ment, do the critics feel that they are at the Home Ec. booth. secondary college rank. There are sheltering palms, while rainbow assembly left the hall as they had THREE OUT OF FOUR the only ones who made this discov­ In short, all signs indicate that the eight government high schools in the shades softened the yellow lights. entered. ery? Let us content ourselves with Carnival will be one of the best all- country. (Continued from Page One) The music was furnished by the The purpose of having sponsors is the thought that this was sensed by around entertainments of the sea­ “ Japan’s greatest need,” said Mrs. Peerless orchestra of Dover. son. No admission will be charged, to inspire the men to do their best in the proper authorities and that steps Tuxsbury, in closing, “ is schools and and for a few minutes things looked For the favor dance, each person no entrance fees will be required, all contests between the various sec­ are now being taken to remedy the teachers.” dubious for the Durham team. Coach received a flower with a number at­ and the only thing necessary for tions of the battalion by giving them defect. ’Tis often said that some Cowell’s men held their ground, how­ tached. The girls formed in one the success of the occasion is that Winter Carnival— February 11. something to work for, as the duty of good comes out of everything. So ever, and the game ended with the line and the men in another; and everyone be present, suitably equip­ the sponsor is to give out the prizes let it be with the fire. partners were found by matching S. H. BOOMER JOINS to her winning section, or man. Granite Staters leading 26-19. ped for an afternoon out of doors. The Lineup Winter Carnival—February 11. numbers. Ice-cream and cookies Prof. Clark Stevens, general chair­ FORESTRY. DEPT. The sponsors are as follows: Bat­ were served by the freshmen during man, when asked for a statement talion sponsor, Marion Berry; Com­ New Hampshire APPRECIATION pany A, Dorothy Rundlett; Company Gls. FIs. Pts. intermission; and an oasis at the said, “ Each number is a free-for-all, Clark L. Stevens Given Additional left of the stage where the punch B, Mildred Bangs; Howitzer Platoon, Perry, rf., 4 10 18 with no handicaps, and the best man Duties and Promoted to Assistant The New Hampshire takes occa­ Elizabeth Baker. Metcalf, If., 1 0 2 bowl had been placed was very wins. Those who have not already Professorship — Growing De­ sion to thank those who rendered aid popular. Company A: First platoon, Louise (Fox) 0 0 0 entered one or more events should mands Being Made on Depart­ at the recent fire, on behalf of the In the receiving line were: Profes­ Harding; second platoon, Anne Libby; McKinley, c., 1 0 2 see to it that his name goes in as ment Necessitate Change college community. There were many sor and Mrs. A. W. Richardson, Mr. soon as possible.” third platoon, Elsie Stevens. Stafford, rg., 2 0 4 who exposed themselves to serious and Mrs. B. E. Huggins, Donald P. Company B: First platoon, Marjory Sherwood, lg., 0 0 0 Winter Carnival—February 11. physical hardship and grave danger Matoon, ’22, and Miss Violet Walker In order to provide satisfactory in­ Woodbury; second platoon, Dorothy Callahan, If., 0 0 0 in an attempt to combat the flames; of Somerville, Mass. The guests WHAT THE EXTENSION structional facilities for the 26 men Thurston; third platoon, Helen Chase; Fernald, rg., 0 0 0 and to these loyal individuals as well were: Beatrice Howe of Somerville, SERVICE IS DOING sent ’to New Hampshire college by R. O. T. C. chaperon, Mrs. Sanders. as to those who kept vigil during the Mass; Edna Wright of Newport; the New England district office of the Winter Carnival—February 11. Totals 8 10 26 night, the community is greatly in­ Marion Shute of Somerville, Mass; Dental Clinic Doing a Big Job U. S. Veterans’ Bureau for the spec­ Norwich debted. Josephine Emerson of Simmons col­ ial 18 months’ course in Forestry, “TROUBLE SISTERS” Gls. FIs. Pts. The quick action on the part of the lege; Dorothy I. Chase, ’21; Morelle Bad teeth will not have much President R. D. Hetzel announces that TO BE PRESENTED August, rf., 1 0 2 boys who made the building which M. Connell, ’21; Julia Belyea of chance to bring bad health to the a new instructor, Stephen H. Boomer, Clark, If., 3 7 13 was destroyed their home, together Newmarket; Ruth C. Prescott, ’23; children in the towns of Hillsbo­ has been appointed in the forestry Play By J. A. Roberts ’23, on Febru­ (August) 0 0 0 with aid rendered by those who ar­ Emma H. McHugh, ’24 Ingeborg rough county, if the State’s first department. Mr. Boomer himself an ary 20 — Masculine Element Smith, c. 2 0 4 rived at the fire first, resulted in the Laaby, ’23; Elvira P,. Dillon, ’24; county dental clinic continues at its ex-service man, was graduated from Barred From Initial Per­ Maker, rg., 0 0 0 saving of nearly all the valuable Margaret G. Kelley, ’24; Marjorie original pace. Reports from New the forestry course at New Hamp­ formance Donnelly, lg., 0 0 0 equipment which was in the building E. Morrill, ’25; Ann Libbey, ’24; An­ Ipswich, the first town to have the shire in the class of 1921. He is a Pencheon, rf., 0 0 0 and which was used in carrying on nie K. Craig, ’25; Martha Higgins, traveling clinic, show that work was member of the Alpha Tau Omega and “The Trouble Sisters,” the one-act August, If., 0 0 0 the experimental work of the exten­ ’22; Marguerite E. Marden, ’22; done for J.04 children with an aver­ Alpha Zeta fraternities. play of James A. Roberts, ’23, which sion service in animal nutrition. The Helen Heyman, ’25; Elsie Stevens, age of over 4 fillings per child and Clark L. Stevens of the forestry received honorable mention in the re­ Totals 6 7 19 community sympathizes with those ’24; Marion E. Berry, ’22; Ida Neal, over 2 extractions. This was very department has been given added re­ cent Dramatic club contest, will be who sacrificed practically everything ’25; Alice Sargent, ’25; Dorothy largely permanent work, which was sponsibility in connection with this presented by the Y. W. C. A., Feb­ If a great lawyer is a legal light, they possessed in the form of per­ Griffin, ’25; and Elizabeth Griffin, being neglected through the lack of special course and has been promoted ruary 20. This has been made pos­ is a great electrician an electric sonal goods and went about to save ’25. an available dentist. After paying to an assistant professorship. sible and the play accessible, through light.”— Virginia Real. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 8, 1922-

M/vfc, M/AM/ M/ A M/ \t/ A M/ W M/ A A V 7 K v 7 ( \ VTJ^P/KVTK V /K T NEW HAMPSHIRE CLUB a 1 ♦ i | NEWSY ITEMS OF I ANNUAL ENTERTAINMENT Your EDUCATION and Your HEALTH I FEBRUARY 18 + * | t h e a l u m n i | H An education is a wonderful thing: it gives a person a feeling of *• i » independence and superiority and a sense of justifiable self-sufficiency ii NORIES’ CAFE ASSOCIATION OFFICERS One of the greatest events of the aside from the pleasures that it adds to a monotonous existence. ♦ » r~ ♦ v A prize of ten dollars will be M & M BAKERIES Chris F. O’Leary, ’20, was in Dur­ MAKERS OF THE BEST FOODS We are here to serve the Faculty and Students of the f #• awarded for the best performance. IN THE WORLD ♦* y ham over the week-end. He report­ Trials for the acts will be held Sun­ ed that the drive for the three “ 1920 «» College with the best that the market affords day evening, February 12 at 8.30 Scholarship” is coming along at a < * p. m. Everyone is cordially invited rate which is characteristic of that M ♦ ♦ to compete. ♦ * class. The writer saw a “ big fist The Right Goods at the Prices Right Our regular Dinners and Suppers are unequaled for i'> There will be dancing after the ■# ♦ full” of replies and pledges; and it entertainment, the music being fur­ the price ?$. looks as if there will be some addi­ <» nished by Doolittle’s popular orches­ tional New Hampshire college schol­ tra. «i» arships available next fall. Chris “ If you have the right goods and the right prices the public will find STE AK S, CHOPS and SALAD S are of the best ♦ and the class officers are already Winter Carnival— February 11 you,” has never been better demonstrated than in our 35 years in business. getting plans into shape for the se­ . Just now we are showing special values in Rugs, Linoleums, Carpets, Blank­ * * We also serve Afternoon Teas from 2.30 to 4.00 lection of their prodigy. Results of Cabbage Experiment ets, Comforts and Dining Room Furnishings. if y* The class of 1921 is out to make ♦ * the 1920 crowd hustle, if one is to A series of fertilizer experiments ■A * * give a summary of the state of af with Danish Ball Head cabbage at the New Hampshire college Experi­ E. Morrill Furniture C o . ♦ ♦ $6.00 Meal Tickets, $5.00 fairs as presented in a 1921 class ment Station last year showed the letter sent out this week by Albert DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE «* J. Baker. He reports a very healthy most profitable returns from a plot *♦ growth in the class of the 1921 treated with 16 tons of manure per a scholarship fund and the dandy acre and the following commercial news letter will certainly bring in fertilizers per acre: 160 lbs. nitrate those delayed pledges, made by the of soda; 250 lbs. tankage; 800 lbs NEW AMERICAN HOTEL DURHAM COAL & GRAIN CO. 1921 class last June. acid phosphate; and 300 lbs. muriate WALK-OVER SHOES of potash. The profit above the cost E. P. Bennett, ’17, is an insurance of the fertilizer and manure was DOVER, N. H. WALK-OVER SHOE STORE COAL, GRAIN and adjuster with the Liberty Mutual $526 per acre, as against $210 where Life Insurance company. He writes no manure or fertilizer was used, H. E. HUGHES from 57 W. 58th St., New York WE MAKE A SPECIALTY OF and varying amounts for other com­ TRUCKING City that he is anxious to give the 426 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. binations. The experiment with cab­ new field a “ once over” and he hopes LESTER L. LANGLEY, N. H. C„ ’15 bage is one of an annual series for a visit here this spring. BANQUETS FOR FRATERNITIES conducted by Prof. J. R. Hepler with | tVork Satisfactory Service Prompt Mrs. Philip Batchelder (nee Helen “IF IT’S FOOTWEAR” various garden crops dealing with F. Tilton), ’17, has called our at­ the question of maintaining soil fer­ R. DAIB, Prop G. L. MITCHELL, Mgr. We sell it. Repairing done by tention to the fact that the alumni tility. hand. 10 per cent, discount to col­ Tel. 307-M directory is in error when it states lege trade. that she is a teacher. Mrs. Batchel­ dent body, which had been looking J. BLOOMFIELD der received her M. A. from the He: “I Jive in my Mary’s eyes.” 'for trouble at the library realized Waldron St., Cor. Central Avenue University of Pittsburg in 1918. Him — “ Yes, I noticed she had e OLD CREAMERY 17 Third St., Dover, N. H. j where the fire was. They arrived Philip Batchelder, ex-’18, and Mrs. sty in them.”— Lord Jeff. on the scene shortly after the new Batchelder are now located at 2 Rol­ BUILDING IS fire truck had commenced to act. lins Place, Boston (14), Mass. The Best Place to Buy THE Ambitious author: — “Hurrah! Lines of chemical and fire extin­ VICTOR RECORDS R. H. Parker, ’17, is located at 31 Five dollars for my latest story!” BURNED FEB. 3 guishers were first used to control HORTON’S STUDIO Fast friend:—“Who from?” All the Latest Releases Pearl street, Portsmouth, N. H. the flames, but proved to be of no Amb. author:— “ The express com­ First Class Photography Work Carlton B. Tibbetts, ’17, is metal­ Was Used as Dormitory avail. By quick work, the students KELLEY’S pany. They lost it.”— Brown Bull. managed to couple up three lines of Guaranteed. Discount to Students. lurgist of the Chicago Steel Foundry For Students Working 19 Third St., Dover, N. H. hose, and, in very short order, were 360 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. Co. '“ C. B.” and Mrs. Tibbetts, Telephone, 321J (nee Julia Roberts) ’17, are now liv­ T. Foley:—“What would you do if For Farm Department playing three good-sized streams of ing at 6758 Lowe Ave., Chicago, Il­ you were in my shoes?” water on the structure. Such a draw DON’T FAIL TO PATRONIZE THE linois. They have made a gallant Phelix:— “ Get ’em shined. That’s STARTS FROM OIL STOVE on the College water supply more what I’d do.”— Panther. than overtaxed the large water TRY OUR SPECIAL Ideal Bowling Alleys and Barber attempt at organizing a permanent chicago alumni branch. pump. Its loud throbbing could be Shop of Keefe: — “ What is the date “Cy” Cotton, ’23, Does Valiant Ser­ heard quite a distance from the SUNDAY DINNER T. W. SHOONMAKER Alfred N. Graham and Mrs. Gra­ please ?” vice in Saving Property of College building in which it is situated. ham, (nee Natalie D. Ewer) ’17, Prof.:— “Never mind the date; the —Howard Meserve, ’23, and For awhile, onlookers thought that LEIGHTON’S CAFE DUTCH CUTS A SPECIALTY are located at 2 Stevens road, W or­ exam, is more important.” Bruce Russell, ’22, Also Make the flames would spread to the dairy FIRST CLASS WORK cester, Mass. Keefe:— “ Well, sir, I wanted to Daring Entrance to Burning barn which is situated just across the Building Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Dupins, (nee have something right.”— Voo Doo. road from the creamery. But due to Eleanor Lambert) ’17, announce the the untiring efforts of the students, birth of a son recently. Mr. and Briggs How much are yer photy- Last Friday evening pictured the the flames were kept in check. C. WRIGHT, TAILOR Mrs. Dupins are now living at 26 grafs ? scene of one of the most disasterous “ Stub” Lovering, special, and Hartford street, South Fitchburg, Sheily: Twelve dollars for the fires occurring in Durham for sev- “ Sneaker” Newell, ’28, assumed the Cieaning, Pressing and Repairing Mass. first ' ozer*. $3.01) fo v tp'G rl/wpn N. E. Robinson, ’17, is a drafts­ and $5.00 for the third. man at the U. S. Navy Yard, Briggs: Please give me two out of Portsmouth. His home address is the third dozen. TAILOR MADE CLOTHES 657 Kearsarge street, Portsmouth, N. H. Dirty Trick HABERDASHERY, SWEATERS AND B. V. D. James D. Colomy, ’17, is a 1st Wally: “We’re going to hit lieutenant in the U. S. Marine Corps Eighty’ in a minute! Are you PETTEE BLOCK and is stationed at the submarine afraid ?” base, San Pedro, California. He Sally (swallowing much dust): can be reached through: Headquar­ ‘No, indeed. I’m full of grit.”— Vir­ Get Your PADLOCK’S, STATIONERY, WASTEBASKETS, AND ters, U. S. Marine Corps, Washing- ginia Reel. TOILET ARTICLES too, D. C. Leonard P. Philbrick, ’17, is a They say whiskey shortens a man’s salesman with the Willard Storage life. AT EDGERLY’S Battery Co. Mr. and Mrs. Phil- Yes, but he sees twice as much in the same length of time.— Siren. Telephone, 37-2 Ballard Street vrick, (nee Florence Dudley) ’16, reside at 265 Boston Ave., Medford Hillside, Mass. He:—“Will you give a penny for Harvey F. Jenkins, ’17, is now in my thoughts?” OLD CREAMERY BUILDING STRAFFORD SAVINGS BANK the department of vegetable garden­ She— “ Huh! Something for noth­ ing?”—Tiger (Princeton). ASSETS $8,509,840 ing at M. A. C. He lives at: 79 Pleasant street, Amherst, Mass. eral years, when the old Creamery, responsibility of student leaders. The The Gospel Truth which is situated just north of the work which they accomplished can­ Deposits Placed on Interest Monthly Captain and Mrs. Vance W. “You know that it is now definitely Dairy Barn, was entirely gutted. not be too highly commended. Major Batchelor (nee Beatrice Reed), both An investigation committee found Snow, acting in capacity of fire chief, ------At 4 per cent. Per Annum------of the class of ’17, are living at established that there were automo­ that an open valve in an oil cook was on the job every minute. Fort Ethan Allen, Vermont. biles in the old Bible days.” DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE “ Why, no, how is that?” stove was the cause of the disaster. The fire commenced to gain head­ Philip A. Hayden, ’17, is a gradu­ “ Well, the Bible says that if we It seems that the stove was being way about six-thirty, and was not ate student and research assistant used at the time to prepare the even­ CAPITAL $100,000 SURPLUS $300,000 are good, we will be taken Home on wholly under control until about at the poultry department of Rut­ High.”— Sour Owl. (Kansas U.) ing meal of one o f the students who three hours later. A night watch, gers college, New Brunswick, N. J. resided in the structure. The vapor composed of several students, was Dorice Elkins, ’20, is assistant di­ Dr. Grimm: Mr. Hersh. expelled from kerosine which at the stationed near the premises, to see rector of a cafeteria on Washington STRAFFORD NATIONAL BANK “Hen” (feet draped gracefully on time was leaking on the floor, was that no further trouble should arise street, Boston, Mass. Her address the oil to become ignited. In a sec­ DOVER, N. H. e back of the chair in front of from the scene. is: 115 Pinckney street, Boston. him): Yes, Doctor? ond or two the flames had traveled Students Lose Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent. American Bankers’ Association Travelers along the floor to a nearby wall. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Sleeper, ’19, Dr. Grimm Mr. Hersh aren’t you At the time of the disaster, several Checks for Sale Before the student, who was at this announce the birth of a son, David afraid of a sudden rush of brains to students who are working their way time nearby to the scene could ex­ Allanbrook on Feb. 1. the head? through college, were living in the A letter written December 21 was tinguish the flames, they had gained structure. They-were all losers, but headway between the petitions. some greater than others. O. C. received January 30 by Dean Tay­ Mother— I wish you wouldn’t stand Upon realizing the seriousness of Whitney, ’22, was in Boston at the COLLEGE PHARMACY lor from Walter E. Chamberlain, ’16, on the steps so long with that junior the situation, a call was sent in for time on a dairy instruction trip. who is now the Director of the Agri­ when he brings you home. assistance of our fire apparatus, and Practically all of his belongings went cultural Department of Peking She—Why I only stood there for a the student firemen. For some un­ up in smoke. Howard Meserve, ’23, University. The aim of this Insti­ second last night. HEADQUARTERS FOR known reason, practically the en­ was second heaviest loser. Practi­ tution is to bring the best which the Mother— Is that all ? I really West has to offer to assist in the tire number of students who re­ cally all he saved was an extra suit thought I heard a third and fourth. sponded to the alarm, gathered DRUGS AND MEDICINE, EASTMAN FILMS, DURAND’S CHOCOLATES, development of this great nation of clothes. Other students who and its people. “ Walt” has a man’s either at the Library of at Ballard were heavy losers were Bruce Rus­ APOLLO CHOCOLATES, ICE CREAM AND SODA, size job cut out for him and is pro­ TRY THIS ONE ON Hall, thinking that one of these sell, ’22, Harry Lander, ’24, W. F. YOUR FATHER buildings was on fire. WELLINGTON PIPES, 3B PIPES, CLASS PIPES AND N. H. PIPES secuting it successfully. Leach, ’23, Clifford Foster, an em­ ’24: Hello “ fresh!” Did you get Shortly after the fire started, sev­ ploye of the college, and Mr. Mitchell Winter Carnival—February 11. your marks yet? eral students who reside in the of the power and service department. building, began work in clearing TEXT BOOKS FOR TWO-YEAR ’25: Yes! I got over 98 per cent, Such an outbreak as this of last in everything. the building of valuable material. STUDENTS Friday night gives Durham folks an ’24: You did!!—in everything?? At this time the agricultural depart­ idea of just what would happen if one ’25: Sure! I got 20 per cent, in ment was conducting experiments of the larger college buildings should Dean Taylor recently received a on fattening steers for Carnige In­ OUR MOTTO: “Quality and Service” Chem; 31 per cent, in History; 23 per become ignited. The casual observer box of 40 books from Warren A. stitute. But the quick work of these cent, in Greek; 11 per cent, in Latin; could see many things that could be Cole of Keene who graduated from few students, practically everything and a 7 per cent, or 8 per cent, in done to insure greater safety from the two-year course in 1913. Mr. of value was saved. “ Cy” Cotton, something, else. fire disaster on the campus, namely, Cole stated that he was donating ’23, as one of the group, did excel­ and first of all, an organized student DUBE’S RESTAURANT these to be loaned to two-year stu­ lent work in leading two steers from Woodman, cut that tree, fire department, and secondly more dents who needed financial help. without their smouldering quarters. Spare not a single bough! apparatus with which to fight and A Complete Line of This is only another way in which While so doing, both “ Cy” and the I carved my girl’s name on it; check flames. our alumni can be of real service to animals lost their footing with the I love another now. 1 SOUPS, STEAKS AND CHOPS AT ALL TIMES worthy students and Mr. Cole is to results that lighter of the two was « ______be congratulated upon his thought­ at the bottom of the heap. For a 4 » fulness and generosity. Any stu­ The ocean merrily exclaimed, while it was believed that he had Union Labor * dent who is interested in securing a “Incessantly I go; fractured a rib, but after a thor­ Try our noonday and supper “specials” loan from this bookshelf should see I wonder that I don’t get corns ough examination by a local physi­ Professor: (harranguing his nine Dean Taylor. at most reasonable prices Upon my under tow!”—Ex. cian, it was reported that he re­ o’clock class) “When the farmer in ceived only minor bruses. Bruce Nebraska wants fertilizer, he gets it NOT A FAST COLOR Lee: “ Every time she smiles at Russell, 22, and Howard Meserve, from Chile. But there must be ships He put his arm around her, me, it reminds me of a Pullman car ’23, being one of the first two to to transport it after the men have I $6.00 MEAL TICKETS $5.50 And the color left her cheek. at eight o’clock in the evening.” arrive at the scene were instrumen­ mined it, and trains to carry it. Now But it showed upon his overcoat Lee: “No lowers and very few up- tal in saving a large percentage of when are we going to stop ? ” For just about a week. Leslie: “Howsat!” the valuable articles. Voice: (drowsily from rear) ‘Ten —The Arrowette pers.”—Gargoyle.—By Snooze Puss. About this time, the confused stu- minutes to ten, Professor. 4 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 8, 1922.

Mr. Sharp then told of a visit to the New York zoological gardens NOTED LECTURER where he saw “ General,” a giant condor caged, and he told “ General’s” APPEARS IN 5TH story. He related how when barely Our Prices emerged from the egg, “ General” Shirts for College Men f lyceum number was taken from the nest by a young couple on their honeymoon and taken Always The Lowest Dallas Lore Sharp Speaks to their home. He painted a vivid picture of the grown tamed giant Men’s and Women’s Holeproof Hosiery, “Bradley” I Our Stock of Reversible Collar Shirts On “The Magical Chance” soaring up and up into the blue sky Sweaters, Cheney Silk Neckwear, “ Hickok” Belts with Ini­ and over the tops to distant moun­ is very complete CONDEMNS SKEPTICISM tains until he seemed no bigger than tial Buckles, Silk Shirts, Collar Bag's, Toilet Sets, Bath a sparrow and then returning each Robes, Gloves, Mufflers, Suspenders, Garters and Arm Says Everyone Should Bring His night to his home. He told of the Bands, Handkerchiefs of All Kinds. Just the Style the Students Want Imagination to Bear— Claims Life tragic chapter of “General’s” life Offers Each One a Magical when the master in order to accept Our Winter Suits and Overcoats Have All Been Chance— Illustrates with Col­ the offer of a lecture tour, caged this Repriced. 1 Percales Oxfords Flannels orful Stories king of birds and sent him to the New a York Zoo. “ He may live there in AT RIGHT PRICES TOO I tell you that life still offers prison for a hundred years,” said Mr. many a magical chance for escape Sharp. “ As I looked at him,” he con­ from the decorous and conventional. tinued, “ behind those prison bars, I SPOFFORD-ALLIS CO. If I have done nothing new and orig­ thought of the trmendous power in Lothrops-Farnham Co. inal, it is not the fault of life but is those great wings. Best Clothes, Hats and Furnishings due to my own lack of imagination.” “ Then we passed out onto the street NEW HAMPSHIRE These words marked the climax of and as I saw the passing hundreds I DOVER, N. H. the lecture of Dallas Lore Sharp in thought, ‘You too are capable of soar­ the fifth number of the Lyceum ing to great heights and of dreaming We close every Wednesday P. M., clerks’ half holiday course, last Wednesday evening in wonderful dreams but you have clip­ the big gymnasium. ped the wings of your imagination Mr. Sharp’s subject was, “ The and you cannot accept life’s magical Magical Chance.” the chance of every chance.’ ” young college man and woman to es­ year old school girl, who, foreseeing Come To Grant’s cape the straight and narrow exist­ his downfall, was full of potential ence of everyday life by the unloosing TILTON SEM WINS glee. of his or her natural power of irnag BY THE WAY He fell for the little girl, which Lunches, Cigars, Confectionery, News­ ination and dreaming instead of stick­ is a most unwise procedure, however papers, Magazines and Sporting Goods. ing to matter of fact details all FR0M_FRESHMEN you interpret it. She laughed in though life. OW! glee, and piped, Deploring the fact that the Rev. Prep. School Boys Have Latin teacher: “Who was Cicero?” “ Mister, did you fall down?” Mr. Lovell had introduced him a:5 a Better Scoring Machine Frosh: “ Mutt’s son.” A look of disgust passed o’er the “ preacher,” Mr. Sharp opened by,,tell­ Beacon commuter’s face. PRINTING STRAND ing of a recent visit to New York City “ No,” said he, “ I just sat down while on his way to the Middle West BROWN SLIGHTLY INJURED O-OH! here to rest.” WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8 Here he met a friend who inquired as (Thanks, Mac) Whether you are interested to his destination. “ I am going into Captain Atkinson Plays Good Game “ Do you think the Russian or the in a weekly newspaper, a JACK HOLT the great Middle West for a baptism Against Former Team-Mates— French school of the ballet the more book, a magazine or a visiting IN of democracy,” was the reply. “ A Uhelein, MacMillan and Smith dignified in style?” “ LET’S see,” said the young man, baptism,” answered the friend, “ is Star for Seminarians The Russian. Russians wear thoughtfully, “ I gotta buy some flow­ card, we will try to give you “The Call of the North” beards, at least.” ers and some chocolates and some better service than you can the only thing you will get. You will In a fast, clean game characterized theatre tickets, and—•” secure elsewhere. find there only a great expanse and numbers.” by hard fighting and a rather broad TRY IT, GIRLS Mental arithmetic?” queried a THURSDAY, FRIDAY, FEB. 9, 10 “ What does all this skepticism interpretation of amateur rules from Myrtle: “ I am tired of my friend. D. W. GRIFFITH mean,” the speaker asked his audi­ the opening whistle to the finishing sweetie. What is the best way to “ No,” said the young man, with a smile. “ Sentimental arithmetic.” The Record Press PRODUCTION ence. “ What is behind this thought? gun, the freshmen five lost to the get a chap off your hands?” Printers of THE NEW HAMPSHIRE The characteristic mark of the Amer- fast Tilton seminary outfit by a score Tyrtle: “Try cold cream, dearie.” “DREAM STREET” can mind is skepticism. It is the of 32 to 19, at Tilton last Saturday ‘IS that clock right?” asked the Rochester, New Hampshire weakness of the average college man night. It was a big night for Til­ GETTING GROWED UP lunatic of the attendant. and woman. They should bring imag­ ton, the girls’ team having set the “ Am I the only girl you love?” “ Yes.” SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 11 ination to bear and dream great pace for their brother basket-tossers “ Yes. The others are women, “ Then what on earth is it doing AGENT FOR JACK HOXIE dreams— the natural heritage of by defeating the Woodsville high now.” here?” youth.” quintette to the tune of 13 to 12 in KODAKS, FILMS AND IN Doesn’t Fear Democracy the “ curtain raiser”— a good game to COLLEGE SUPPLIES CHEMICAL DEFINITION “Sheriff of Hope Eternal” “ I have no fear of democracy,” he watch. I know where Carbonate, Where The “ Sem” boys’ team, intact from ’Twixt optimist and pessimist continued. “ I returned from my did Iodine? RUNDLETT’S STORE western trip conscious of a great pow last year excepting Atkinson who The difference is droll; captains Coach Graham’s boys this The optimist the doughnut sees; MONDAY, FEBRUARY 13 er making for more than mere ex STAGE STUFF year, displayed fast teamwork which The pessimist, the hole. panse and numbers and I have made Musical director: “ Why do you SOCRATES MARION DAVIES coupled with the star shooting of this trip to Durham tonight to tell stand there and roll your eyes at IN MacMillan and Uhelein, made it a you that this idea that there is noth me?” BY THE W AY, where does the THE CUSTOM TAILOR tough aggregation to handle. “BRIDE’S PLAY” ing new in the world has no founda Chorus Girl: “Well, it says on hole go when you eat the doughnut The freshmen, battered as a result Suits and Overcoats Made to Order tion.” my music, ‘Vamp till ready.’ ” from around it? Also Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing Mr. Sharp then told the story of of the disastrous Franklin high game A subscriber wishes the answer to and Dyeing for Ladies and Gents TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14 Richard Henry Dana, the author of of the night before in which the rule OUR OWN EMPLOY­ this question: How did the confetti WILLIAM DeMILLE “ Two Years Before the Mast,” who interpretations were still broader—in get on the road near the railroad fact expansive— and wherein a policy MENT BUREAU TASKER & CHESLEY PRODUCTION when forced to lea to hig studies at “It is reported that Theda Bara is bridge bright and early Sunday Harvard, accepted the chance offered of every-man-for-himself prevailed morning, February 5. out of a job.” FUNERAL DIRECTORS “MISS LULU BETT” by life and instead of taking the con were seemingly unable to get their five man defense working or to pene Theatrical note Winter Carnival—February 11. Auto Service ventional rest under a doctor’s care trate that of the “ Sem” five. “Wanted—Vampers.” shipped on a clipper bound for a trip Shoe factory advertisement Dover, New Hampshire HOME ECONOMICS GIRLS Second Half ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT around “ the Horn” bringing back with him one of the three best sea The second half, however, saw an THIS sounds like Bolsheviki arith stories in existence. apparently smoother working team AT THE LIBRARY! M. M. HOWARD CO. Professor and Mrs. Charles L. He continued in part, “ However, with a better organized defense and metic or something, but it isn’t. Lis­ Simmers entertained the freshmen conditions today are very different offense representing 1925. Early in ten. Subtract 5 from 14 add 10 to WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY the remainder and then subtract 1; girls taking the Home Economics from those of Dana’s time. There the half Brown was thrown to the Boston & Maine Railroad Watch teacher-training course at their your answer is 20. was then the frontier to which one floor in a scrimmage mixup and was Beerbohm. And even now. Inspectors home on Madbury road, Thursday You’ll see red when I tell you could escape. There were the clipper forced to leave the game, the fresh 495 Franklin Square, Dover, N. H. evening, February 2. After a social that the first subtraction leaves 11; Burroughs. Accepting the universe. ships sailing strange seas. Strange men offense being weakened thereby Crothers. The Dame school of ex­ hour supper was served in picnic lands were open to the adventure­ MacMillan on account of his seem adding 10 gives 19, and subtracting style by the senior teacher-training 1 from 19 leaves 20. Here you are: perience. some. Now, where can one go to ing inability to miss the basket and Lodge. The Senate of the United girls. The guests were: Miss Emma XIV minus V equals XI, plus X FRANCIS J. McDONALD escape ? Uhelein because of his shooting and States. Baie, Ruth Robinson, Isabel Hor­ equals XIX, minus I equals XX. “Ten years later, Bret Harte got whirlwind dribbling stood out as the ner, Sylvia Holt, Evelyn Burnham, More. A New England group. Attorney-at-Law his chance. Gold was discovered in Tilton stars. Madeline Cunningham, Milicent Morley. Mince pie California and he left the East with For the freshmen, Atkinson shone SLIPPERY SIDEWALKS Morely. Pipefuls. Hooper, Ethel Cowles, Doris Bar­ DOVER, N. H. the ‘forty-niners.’ He brought back in a great guarding game against his One day last week, by careful nard, Helen Kimball, Merina Morris- Newton. A Magnificent farce. with him ‘The Luck of Roaring old team-mates, while Brown dis regulation of the temperature, there Repplier. Points of friction. sette, Isabel Barnette and Elsie Camp.’ played a bag of dribbling, dodging managed to be produced an environ VanDyke. Campfires and guide- Chickering. Jack London’s Chance and pivoting tricks which caused un ment for the pedestrain which was, posts. easiness among the “ Sem” rooters BYRON F. HAYES Winter Carnival—February 11. “Fifty years later a gold strike to say the least, most precarious. A Warner. Endicott and I. was made in the Yukon regions. At whenever “ Brownie” got the ball falling rain froze as it fell just Warner. Life’s minor collisions. FRATERNITY INITIATION that time there was a young man in Summary of the game' enough to make walking a process in Boston literally begging his bread Foul called on N. H. U]helain of falling down, and falling down a Winter Carnival—February 11. The Pi Alpha Phi initiation took from one editorial door to another. misses free try. Foul called on Til process of getting wet. . The Reliable Store place Tuesday evening, January 31. That young man was Jack London. ton and Brown nets ball for one ’Twas most graceful— the sight of COLLEGE QUARTET The initiation banquet was held di­ Chicago, New York, or London offer­ point. Brown shoots a basket. Mac the[ nimble footed commuter, glee EVERYTHING FOR rectly after in the president’s din­ SING AT MOVIES ed him no chance for escape, but Millan and Uhelein cage one each fully hopping from puddle to puddle, ing room at the Commons. THE COLLEGE STUDENT ‘Building a Fire’ came out of the Uhelein misses free try. Varrell but more often sliding because there The initiates were: Beatrice Noyes Soothes Audience with Pleasing Se­ Yukon. shoots and misses, but Atkinson bats was not friction enough for a hop. ’25, Ruth Buxton, ’25, Camille Hudon, “ What has happened since Peary ball in for a basket. Foster dribbles The joyous shouts of the commuters lection Between Reels—Wallace ’25, Gertrude McNally, ’25, and Sa ball the length of the floor and scores who have 8 o’clock classes and who Franklin Square Dover, N. H, discovered the North Pole and then Reid’s Production Substituted lome Colby, ’25. another. Uhelein comes back with have to get up at 6 to take the train someone went and discovered the for Scheduled Play South Pole. There are no poles left two for Tilton. Hewitt drops one in — oh, yes, Annabelle, the B. & M. Uhelein shoots one. MacMillan nets service IS very favorable to 8 o’clock to discover! We haven’t enough to “Bring Back My Willy to Me” was go around. There is just one spot on another. Varrell shoots a basket classes I don’t think— together with Smith scores one. Brown misses free the bam, bam as another commuter sung by the Glee Club quartet to the face of the earth where men the tune of “ My Bonny Lies Over haven’t been— the top of Mount Ev­ try but Hewitt gets the ball and bit the dust— I mean the slush, scores another basket for N. H made the welkin ring and the sleep­ the Ocean” and the words of H. P. erest— and even now an expedition is Kelsy, ’22, between movie reels, working its way up; and here we are MacMillan shoots two more. End of ing dormitory occupant wonder half. Score, Tilton 18, N. H., ’25, 13 what people were doing up at that Friday night, February 3, when a in Durham. The frontier is gone large audience saw Wallace Reid’s from land and sea. How can we live Second Half time of night. Brown cages beautiful long shot However, one commuter did not “ The Home Stretch.” to get escape? What will be the “ The Home Stretch” which was $ new and original thing which we will MacMillan shoots one. Uhelein have an 8 o’clock class that morn­ ing, for some unknown reason. He presented in Durham only a short do ? misses free try, and Smith gets I The Church in Durham was an Engineer, not an A. and S., time ago was hastily commandeered basket. Brown hurt and Emerson is “ W o r F js u ...... as a substitution for “The Old “ For just a moment let us go back sent in. Atkinson’s guarding game which makes it all the more remark­ a feature. Hard scrimmage. Uhe able. So it was not till later that Nest” which the movie committee, REV. MOSES M. LOVELL, Pastor to B. C. At that time we find giants owing to a slight misunderstanding, § in the land. Consider Moses; even lein drops one through. Getting ball he emerged from his home to wend on jump near the basket. Hewitt his way to the railroad station. found had not been booked for Feb­ * he was born too late to see them. ruary 3. However, Professor C. L. Think of him when life offered him gets one. Emerson, after fighting for The going, as the reader has sur­ ball, shoots New Hampshire’s last mised, was good— too good. If you Simmers announces that “ The Old the magical chance to go down into Nest” will be shown here at some * basket. With seven minutes to go didn’t look out you would go on your 0 Egypt. He probably thought, ‘What’s early date. Score, Tilton 24, Freshmen 19. Smith neck. However, it was necessary to the use?— ‘Let’s dream of the good The quartet’s selection, “Bring ♦ it hurt, but after time out he comes go, and so the commuter went. Church School and Student Bible Classes, 10 A. M. old days when men were brave and Back My Willy to Me,” the sorrow­ the daughters of men were fair. The back. He scores a basket. Uhelein His thoughts, as he slipped along y duplicates. Martin sent in to replace his slippery way, were something ful song of the abandoned co-ed frontier is gone; the clipper ships are was substituted for the usual piano Morning Worship and Children’s Sermon, 11.45 A. M. gone; there is nothing new.’ Foster. MacMillan shoots two. Uhe like these: How like unto a life is lein gets two more. Gun! Tilton a sidewalk on a morning like this. accompaniment of the Friday Still Room for Hope movies. It appears that the New The pastor will speak on, “ Abraham Lincoln and His “ Do you know, I think that the 32, N. H. ’25, 19. The lineup: If you can adjust to the conditions 1 Tilton Seminary N. H. Freshmen you get along fine; but if you are Hampshire college co-ed is bereft of daughters of men are still fair. If the company of the Frosh, because Work.” the daughters of men are still fair, MacMillan, rf rf, Hewitt unused to slipperiness you are apt ♦ ♦ he prefers Newmarket society, the Uhelein, If (Capt.) If, Brown to fall by the wayside. Life, re­ may there not still be the frontier, Soph., because he grinds, the Junior, I clipper ships, and ‘the Horn’ just the (Emerson) flected the commuter, is a side­ Pastor’s Discussion Group, 12 A. M. walk covered with ice, on which one because of his literary pursuit (the ♦J* * other side of which we will meet the Smith, c c, Varrell falls if one is not a past master at absorbing business of running “ The * big adventure? Prince, rg rg, Anderson (Capt.) N. H. Y . P. O. in the Vestry, 7.30 P. M. the art of living. There is no luck; New Hampshire and the “Granite” ), “ Why do I think that life still offers Weeks, lg lg, Foster (Martin) all is science; if you know how to and the Senior, because he imports. us a chance to escape the conventional Therefore, the co-ed must sing her­ >4 Goals from the floor: Hewitt walk you do not fall; if you don’t— and decorous ? Because I am con­ self to sleep in the dormitory to the Brown 2, Varrell 2, Atkinson 1, Fos BAM! vinced that this old world is just as music of “Bring Back My Willy to round as it ever was and just as wild. ter 1, Macmillan 7, Uhelein 5, Smith Abstracted by these thoughts, the commuter did not notice the Me.” The quartet consists of Harry ii . . . . Man works until night. 3. patch of extra slippery ice on which J. Bennett, ’23; Howard P. Kelsey, X Then look out for him. It is then Referee: Dorgan of Franklin. 4 k his foot struck. Neither did he no­ ’22; Perley F. Ayer, ’22; Charles that the young lions creep forth and Scorer: Tolman, Tilton. * tice the eagerly expectant little six- Goldsmith, ’25. then ends decorum.” Timer: Gants, Tilton.