V22 | SUNDAY,MARCH 25, 2012 | THE COURIER-JOURNAL

THURSDAY EVENING, MARCH 29, 2012 (N) New Broadcast INS:Insight ATT:AT&T DSH:Dish DIR:DirecTV MOVIES SPORTS KIDS INS ATT DSH DIR 3PM3:30 4PM4:30 5PM5:30 6PM6:30 7PM7:30 8PM8:30 9PM9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 ANPL 60 252 184 282 American Stuffers American Stuffers American Stuffers American Stuffers American Stuffers American Stuffers (N) American Stuffers (N) American Stuffers (N) American Stuffers DISC American Chopper Cus- American Chopper Cus- MythBusters Urban Cash Cab Cash Cab Dual Survival Surviving Dual Survival Surviving Dual Survival Surviving Dual Survival Surviving Dual Survival Surviving 38 120 182 278 tom motorcycles. tom motorcycles. myths tested. danger. danger. danger. danger. danger. DISN Phineas and Phineas and Austin & Austin & Shake It Shake It Shake It Good Luck Austin & Shake It A.N.T. Farm Lemonade Mouth (‘11) Christopher McDonald, Good Luck Austin & Shake It 29 302 172 290 Ferb Ferb Ally Ally Up! Up! Up! Charlie Ally Up! Bridgit Mendler. Students form band. (NR) Charlie Ally Up! (TV G) (N) FAM That ‘70s That ‘70s ""! Serendipity (‘01) John Cusack, Kate ""! Miss Congeniality (‘00) Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. An ""! Pretty Woman (‘90) Richard Gere, Julia Roberts. Business- The 700 Club 40 178 180 311 Show Show Beckinsale. Quest for true love. (PG) FBI agent poses as abeauty queen. (PG-13) man hires aprostitute. (R) FOOD 46 452 110 231 Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Paula Paula Chopped Chopped “Situtation” Chopped Chopped Hot dogs. Sweet Genius (N) Sweet Genius HGTV 51 450 112 229 (1:30) The High Low Project “Master Bedroom” Couple yearns for lavish master bedroom. Hunters Hunters Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Selling NY Hunters Hunters Hunters Hunters FAMILY HIST 54 256 120 269 Full Metal Jousting Full Metal Jousting MonsterQuest Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats (N) Modern Marvels Trans- Trans- Goose- 5th Grader 5th Grader The Wonder Family Ties Happy Laverne & Doogie Batman (TV HUB Batman Be- Batman Be- Hero Squad G.I. Joe G.I. Joe Batman Batman: 338 335 179 294 yond yond Show “Rage” Animated frmers frmers bumps Years Days Shirley Howser G) NICK 42 314 170 299 Fairly Penguins Big Time Supah Sponge Kung Fu iCarly VICTOR. Sponge iCarly Wife Wife Lopez Lopez ‘70s ‘70s Friends Friends TLC 50 250 183 280 48 Hours Mystery 48 Hours Mystery 48 Hours Mystery 48 Hours Mystery Real Life Mysteries Real Life Mysteries (N) Real Life Mysteries (N) Real Life Mysteries (N) Real Life Mysteries TRAV 61 254 196 277 VFood VFood Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain VFood VFood VFood VFood 21 Sexiest Beaches Sand Wars (N) Sand Wars (N) The Layover A&E The First 48 “Up in Smoke” The First 48 “Broad Day- The First 48 “Insider; Lost” The First 48 “Terribly The First 48 “Mother & The First 48 “Blood Alley” The First 48 “Tiny Dancers; The First 48: Missing (:01) The First 48: Missing 36 132 118 265 Double murder. light” Shot to death. Backseat shooter. Wrong” Store clerk. Child” Officer’s death. Hit-and-run murder. Right Hand” (N) Persons (N) Persons 106 &Park (N) BET Awards ‘11 Comic Kevin Hart hosts the hip-hop world’s award show, presenting awards to musicians in BET IThink (‘07) My Wife My Wife My Wife The Parkers The 49 155 124 329 (R) and Kids and Kids and Kids “Road” Parkers various categories; performances by Alicia Keys, Jill Scott and more. (2:30) Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over “Sa- Shahs of Sunset “Image Shahs of Sunset “My Shahs of Sunset “Cham- The Real Housewives The Real Housewives (:45) House- What Hap- Tabatha BRAV 32 181 129 237 Tabatha “Sweetgrass” lon Deco” New rules. is Every” Birthday” pagne Wars” of Atlanta of Atlanta wife (N) pens (N) Takes CART Looney Tu- Ed, Edd ‘n Ed, Edd ‘n Johnny Level Up (:45) Regular MAD “Wall-E Gumball Adventure Adventure (:15) MAD (:45) Regular King of the King of the American American Family Guy Family Guy 52 325 176 296 nes Eddy Eddy Test Show Nator” Time Time Show Hill Hill Dad! Dad! CMT 66 525 166 327 Teen Mom 2Strict Parents Strict Parents Strict Parents """ The Rookie (‘02) Dennis Quaid, Rachel Griffiths. (G) The Singing Bee The Singing Bee COM Crank (:26) (:57) (:28) Tosh.0 Sunny “Gas South Park Daily Show The Colbert 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show The Colbert 59 140 107 249 Yankers Futurama Futurama Crisis” Report “Verna” “Shaw Day” (N) Report E! Sex and the Sex and the Sex and the Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & Khloe & E! News (N) The Soup Ice Loves "" The Hot Chick (‘02) Rob Schneider, Anna Faris. Chelsea E! News 56 134 114 236 City City City Lamar Lamar Lamar Lamar Lamar Coco Teen girl inhabits acrook’s body. (PG-13) Lately (N) FAITH 19 The Chaplet of Divine 19 Presents 19 Middletwn 19 Presents 19 Pisegna Life on the Rock Gaither Homecoming Walnut Street Baptist 19 Presents (R) """ There’s Something About Mary (‘98) Cameron Diaz, How Met How Met How Met How Met Two and Two and Two and Two and "" What Happens in Vegas (‘08) Ashton Kutcher, FX District 9 28 128 136 248 Matt Dillon. Aman hires adetective to find awoman. (R) Mother Mother Mother Mother Half Men Half Men Half Men Half Men Cameron Diaz. Strangers marry. (PG-13) HALL The Waltons “The Break- The Waltons “The Wing The Waltons “The Com- Little House on the Little House on the Prai- Little House on the Prai- Little House on the Prai- Frasier “De- Frasier Frasier Frasier 68 185 312 down” alker” Secret admirer. petition” Prairie “Centennial” rie “Soldier Return” rie “Going Home” rie “The Collection” tour” (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Grey’s Anatomy “Inva- How IMet Reba “Dia- Reba “The Reba “Date Wife Swap “Dusseau” Wife Swap “Fulco” Super- "" The Bodyguard (‘92) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. Aformer Secret Ser- Wife Swap “Adams” An-

VARIETY LIFE 35 360 108 252 sion” Merger begins. mond Jim” Nanny” of Mirth” Pageant and derby. star. (TVPG) vice agent is hired to protect athreatened pop superstar. (R) imals vs. fashion. MTV 37 502 160 331 Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Punk’d (N) Pauly DWant Pants Punk’d OXYG 128 368 127 251 Brooklyn 11223 Movie Charlie’s Angels Cameron Diaz. (PG-13) Brooklyn 11223 Best Ink Law &Order CI Law &Order CI SPIKE Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Domestic Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Impact Wrestling (N) MMA Live Repo Gms 41 145 168 241 abuse. (N) SYFY Merlin “Hunter’s Heart” Merlin “Sword in Stone” "" Alexander (‘04) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie. The ruler of Macedonia conquers """ Troy (‘04) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana. When aprince steals aman’s wife, awar of Cyclops (‘08) Dimitar 64 151 122 244 Sneak attack. Siege on Camelot. the Persian empire and most of the known world. (R) epic proportions begins. (R) Maslarski. (NR) TBS Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Friends Friends Friends Friends King of Queens Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Scheduled: Galactic 27 112 137 247 mond mond (TV14) Queens “Slippery” Theory Theory Theory performs. (N) TNT The Closer “Split Ends” Law &Order “Bottom- Law &Order “Red Ball” Bones “Man Outhouse” De- NBA Tip-Off NBA Basketball: Dallas Mavericks at Miami Heat from NBA Basketball: Oklahoma City vs Los 43 108 138 245 Dad’s big question. less” Missing pants. Abducted girl. composed TV host. AmericanAirlines Arena (Live) Angeles (Live) TRUTV 53 164 204 246 Top 20 Shocking Top 20 Shocking Top 20 Shocking Cops Cops World’s Dumbest... Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers Jokers (N) Jokers (N) Wiener Wiener TVLD 65 138 106 304 Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza “Judgment” M*A*S*H “Rally Round” M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Home Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Queens TVONE Half &Half Half &Half Half &Half Half &Half Good Good ADifferent ADifferent Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Living Sin- Soul Food Three sisters lose Soul Food Three sisters lose Living Sin- Living Sin- 24 157 328 Times Times World World gle gle gle gle their mother. their mother. gle gle UNIV 67 3002 270 402 Dos hogares El gordo ylaflaca (N) Primer impacto (N) Alma de Noticiero Una familia con suerte Cambios drásticos. Abismo de pasión (N) No amar (TVPG) Primer (N) Noticiero USA Burn Notice “Good In- Burn Notice “Devil You Burn Notice “Friends & NCIS “Bete Noir” Hostage NCIS “Truth Is Out” Sailor NCIS “UnSEALed” Pris- NCIS “Dead Man Talk.” NCIS “Missing” Missing ex- In Plain Sight “Four Mar- 33 124 105 242 tentions” Know” Enemy” situation. murdered. oner escapes. NCIS agent murdered. pert. (TVPG) shals” VH1 47 518 162 335 Mob Wives Mob Wives Mob Wives Consignmn Basketball Wives Full Court Full Court Behind the Music Behind the Music (N) Hustle &Flow (‘05) Terrence Howard. (R) WGN Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Chris- Old Chris- 30 Rock 30 Rock “I America’s Funniest How IMet How IMet How IMet How IMet WGN News at Nine The 30 Rock Scrubs 20 180 239 307 “Trial of LaRue” “Heart of Dragon” tine “Hair” tine Do Do” Home Videos “Duel” headline news. (N) (TV14) (2:00) """ Die Hard: With aVengeance (‘95, Action) CSI: Miami “Grand Prix” CSI: Miami “Big Brother” CSI: Miami “Bait” Shark ""! Swordfish (‘01) John Travolta, Hugh Jackman. WarGames (‘83) Matthew Broderick, Dabney AMC 26 795 130 254 Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons. Acop tries to prevent abomb attack. Horatio investigates fuel Horatio solves his brother’s attack and gun shot death. Slick mastermind recruits computer hacker to steal Coleman. Ahacker inadvertently challenges amissile (R) man’s death. murder. money from government. (R) defense system to nuclear warfare. (PG) (2:35) "" Teen Wolf (‘85) (:10) "The Last Song (‘10, Drama) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear. ""! Courage Under Fire (‘96) Denzel Washington, ""! Burlesque (‘10) Cher, Christina Aguilera. A (:05) ""! Conspiracy Theory (‘97, Action) Mel Gibson, ENC 630 932 340 535 Michael J. Fox, James Hampton. Teenage girl bonds with estranged dad. (PG) Meg Ryan. An army officer battles private demons while small-town girl moves to Los Angeles to learn the ways Julia Roberts. Aparanoid New York cabdriver finds his worst (PG) investigating apilot’s death. (R) of aburlesque dancer. (PG-13) fears realized. (R) """ The 13th Warrior (‘99) Antonio (:49) FXM """ Dark City (‘98) Rufus Sewell, (:49) FXM "" The Astronaut’s Wife (‘99) (:49) FXM "" The Astronaut’s Wife (‘99) (:49) FXM Dark City (‘98) Rufus Sewell.

MOVIE FMC 607 792 133 258 Banderas, Vladimir Kulich. An Arabic poet Presents Kiefer Sutherland. Shadowy beings con- Presents Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron. Astro- Presents Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron. Astro- Presents Shadowy beings control acity. fights for the Vikings. (R) trol acity. (R) naut’s wife fears impregnation. (R) naut’s wife fears impregnation. (R) (R) (2:45) "" The Prodigal (‘55, Drama) Lana (:45) ""! The King’s Thief (‘55, Adventure) (:15) "The Man Who Laughs (‘66, Drama) Lisa Gastoni, """ Scott of the Antarctic (‘48) John Mills, Har- Ice Station Zebra (‘68) Rock Hudson, Ernest TCM 608 790 132 256 Turner, Edmund Purdom. Son squanders his in- David Niven, George Sanders. Mission for Edmund Purdom. Adisfigured man seeks love. (NR) old Warrender. Explorers battle the elements and rivals Borgnine. American and Russian forces race against heritance. (NR) crown. (NR) while traveling to the South Pole. (NR) each other to retrieve espionage data. (G) (:15) HBO Gloria in Her Own "" Percy Jackson &the Olympians: The Light- """ Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (‘10) Michael Real Sports with Life’s Too Game of Thrones “Fire Real Sex AEuropean TV HBO 700 802 300 501 First Look Words Afeminist fights for ning Thief (‘10) Logan Lerman, Sean Bean. Ateen Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Anerd battles agirl’s Bryant Gumbel Short and Blood” Altered destiny. game show with stripping. women’s rights. meets Greek gods. (PG) evil exes. (PG-13) (:10) Conviction (‘10, Drama) Hilary Swank, Sam Rockwell. A ""! The Fourth Kind (‘09) Milla (:40) "" The Girl Next Door (‘04, Comedy) Emile Hirsch, "" Endure (‘10) Joey Lauren Adams, "" Last Man Standing (‘96) Bruce Emmanuell MAX 730 832 310 515 single mother goes to law school to overturn her brother’s false Jovovich, Will Patton. Sleepers experience Elisha Cuthbert. Teen falls in love with porn star. (R) Devon Sawa. Detective searches for kid- Willis, Christopher Walken. Gunman is in- e(NRAO) conviction. (R) violent phenomena. (PG-13) napped woman. (R) volve in gang war. (R) (2:30) "Circle (‘10, Horror) "" The Consultants (‘09) Paul ""! Nine (‘09) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard. Thanks The Winthrops are atypical Rita Rudner and 3Po- Shameless “Just Like The” Inside Girls Of SHOW 750 852 318 545 Silas Weir Mitchell, Gail Hughes, Robin Campbell. Aconsultant Italian film director struggles as he prepares for his next 17th-century family living in the New tential Ex-Husbands Club Monica continues her down- Comedy (N) Sunset O’Grady. (R) tries to close abusiness. (NR) theatrical venture. (PG-13) World. scene comics. ward spiral. Place (N)

PREMIUM ""! Air Force One (‘97) Harrison Ford, Gary (:20) "! Hanging Up (‘00, Drama) Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton. (:05) ""! Takers (‘10, Action) Chris Brown, Hayden """ Friends with Benefits (‘11) Justin """ Resident Evil: Af- STARZ 650 902 350 527 Oldman. U.S. President fights back when his plane is hi- Atrio of sisters bonds as their father enters the hospital for the last Christensen. Five bank robbers do one last job. (PG-13) Timberlake, Mila Kunis. Two friends start aphysical rela- terlife (‘10) Milla Jovovich, jacked by Kazakhstani terrorists. (R) time. (PG-13) tionship with no romantic strings attached. (R) Ali Larter. (R) (:15) "! The Con Artist (‘11, Comedy) Don- (:45) "" Harvest (‘10, Drama) Robert Loggia, Jack Carpenter. ""! Burke &Hare (‘11) Bill Bailey, ""! The Original Latin Kings of ! AKiss of Chaos (‘10) Judy Marte, (:15) ""! The Collector TMC 785 882 327 554 ald Sutherland, Russell Peters. Artist ex-convict. Afamily finds themselves in conflict after their patriarch passes Simon Pegg. Two best friends become Comedy (‘02) Paul Rodríguez, Cheech Manny Pérez. Artist’s life dragged down (‘09, Horror) Josh Stewart. (R) (R) away. (R) grave robbers. (R) Marin. Bilingual humor. (R) into danger. (NR)