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University newUNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, IRVINE VOL 5/ 2, NO. 26/ FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1973 LEAN TO THE LEFT by r. u. reddy tions: theCaliforniaStateUni- students voted for it. The Despite smashing victories versitiesandCollegeswent for coastal protection initiative in Massachusetts and the Dis- McGovern by ti4 per cent, won an overwhelmingamount trict of Columbia. Senator whileprivateinstitutions went of support as 91.5% ofUC.and George McGovern fell some- lor McGovern by 65 per cent. 84", of CSU-C backed it. The what short of victory last The onlyexceptions were Cal farm labor initjjjjkve. a widely election day. Or maybe you Poly.San Luis ObispoandCal unpopular movement with Un- already knew that. P oIy P o mona . w h e r e enlightened community on If you lived in Mesa Court. precincts voted lor Nixon. campus, lost by 85' ; at I'C. you may not have expected Proposition 19. the mari- 77'; at CSU. that. The Student Lobby of the juana initiative, found favor For Irvine, the breakdowns Associated Students of the mostlyin the hands of college are: Proposition 19 (Mari- University of California has students. The UC campuses juana): 659-143: Coastal released the statistics on how favored 19 by H.'ttfe while 73'/< Protection: 722-66: Farm you voted. It seems that UC of State l^Jpity-College Labor: 125-653. students favored liberal candidates and liberalcauses. Not only that,but UC students voted to the left more pre- valentlythan collegestudents at other state and privatein- ACS CONFERENCE CouncilmanCaughtIn CabbageCaper stitutions. The Lobbyhasevenreleased Nearly 100 scientists from throughout the nation attended a by lee solow been cabbage not cannibus he the tally on Mesa Court and live-day conference of Nuclear Chemistry and Technology editor-in-chief had been smoking, and that Verano Place voting trends.In Division of the American Chemical Society (ACS) that opened Dave Miller, an ASUCICoun- the smell of the two was Mesa Court, where the under- Sunday. January 28. at the NewporterInn. Newport Beach. cilman, was legallydetained similar. graduate students (and. con- A conference highlight was the award address of Albert last Friday night for the At the station, while Officer sequently, the new voters) Ghiorso of the Lawrence Radiation Laboratoryat I'CBerkeley alleged possession of mari- Duncan was chemically hole up. McGovernment beat who is the recipientof the ACS award for nuclear applicationsin juana. analyzing the contraband. out FourMore Years.251-105. chemistry. Ghiorso has been- a key member of the Berkeley Miller, known in Mesa Court Dave further argued by stat- Verano Place, wherethe grad- team which has discovered more than 10 new elements in the as "Electric Dave." wasoutof ing. "Only an idiot would uatestudentsandmarried stu- past 25 years. his usual attire, of coveralls, spend the time removing the dents live, the edge was even Mis award address Tuesdaynight described the search for as and was instead greased up seeds from, adding a filter to. more remarkable: McGovern yet undiscovered elements with atomic number 106 or higher for Loma's Big Bop. Miller and mer.tholatinga joint." 355. Nixon 70. These statistics with special emphasis on results from the recently redesigned sported a biker's costume Jim Hall. RA of Nubes. then were released by the County SuperHILAC at Berkeley. which included - a leather arrived on the scene to aid Registrar of Voters. In another conference presentation Dr. A.P. Wolf of the jacket, reflector shades and Miller. About the same story held Brookhaven National Laboratoryand Dr. Gerhard Stocklin of the traditional biker chain. Several minutes later.Miller true for other institutions. For the Western Germany nuclear research laboratory in Julich Standing in front of Cuesta. was released, due to the fact the University of California described advances in the production of radioactive pharma- Electric Dave inadvertantly that careful police analysis campuses, and the precincts ceutical compounds used both for diagnosis and therapy in words, George uttered the " "Good revealed that the substance thereabout. nuclear medicine. Grass, man, as he flicked a was indeed, cabbage. McGovern garnered 78 Papers were presented by two I'C Irvine scientists. Dr. Triumph cigarette butt into The Chief was unavailable percent of the vote. The edge Vincent Guinn and Frank S.C Lee. both of the chemistry the trash. Upon doing so. two for comment. was less great at other institu- department. UCI plainclothes undercover police seized Miller from behind and handcuffed him. One toldhim. "You're coming with us." and brought him to UCI "Twilight the awaiting Uni-cop car Enters Zone" which they had dispatched by walky-talky,all as Miller's as- ROD (Twilight Zone, Night Gallery) SERLING is coming to Campus! His tonished date looked on. appearance will climax a week of "Twilight Zone" and "Playhouse 90" At this kinescopes(shownnightly,Feb. 5-8). Mr.Serlingwillspeak Friday,February9, time Miller tried to Twilight Playhouse episodes explainto thepolicethat ithad 8:30, Crawford Hall. The Zone and 90 are Mr. Serling'spersonal favorites,and will he shown at 8: 00Mondayand Thursdayin the Science Lecture Hall,andTuesday and Wednesdayin PS 104.The kinescope entire series is sponsoredby ASUCI,and is free. Mr.Serling'slecture is free to Bostick Returns UCI students; faculty, staff and public, $1.00. Tickets areavailable at ASUCI ticket booth,Gateway Plaza.Students will be issued one treeticket uponpresen- As Full-prof tation of Reg.Card. Time Magazine once described Rod States Army- Paratroopers on thu On February 1. the resigna- Serlingas "a man whohad served TV same day December of 1942. He tionofDean Warren Bostickof with some of the most tightly con- served three yearsin the Pacific witha go structed, platoon Writing, Peabody theMedical School will into "trenchant lines it has ever demolition-assault of the 51Ith matic the first affect, announced Carl Hart- spoken. And commenting on Parachute Infantry. He was also a Award ever given a writer in the his- man. Assistant Vice Chan- Serling'sreflection that society was a runner-up for the FeatherweightDivi- tor.V of the Award, two Sylvania cellor for Academic Affairs. man-eat-man thing on every possible sional Championship which he recalls, Awards, the Christopher Prize twice, TheChancellor's office made level. Time continued. "His TV plays ruefully, earned him a three-daypass, nine nominations from the Television the decision,and willappointa reflect this belief, so does his pro- a twice broken nose and eight stitches Academy, four Writers Guild Awards. search committee which will fessional life. He has contended with over his left eye.Theregimentalnews- Among career distinctions is the fact recommend several can- the networks, ad agencies and spon- paper made reference to his lighting that his was the first original ninety didates for the new dean. sors over what he could say.scrapped as if he had "the ring in his blood." minute drama written— expressly for .Stanley van den Noort. the with directors over how to say it and Selling retorts that what they really televisionto be aired Requiem for a Associate Dean of the Medi- became TV's most outspoken meant was. ''I'dleft ahelluva lot of my Heavyweight. His script Patterns on cal School, will be the acting authority on the devious ways of tele- blood in several rings." It was this the Kraft Television Theatre was the dean until an interim dean is vision censorship." exposure to prize-fighting, however. first live show ever to be repeated in appointed. Serling. at age 48. has mellowed that led to Requiem lor a Heavy- the history of television. In 1959 he Bostick. who is currently in perceptibly over his close to twenty weight the winner of six Emmy created, wrote and was the executive- the hospital with heart pro- live year association with television. Awards, includingone lorSerlinghim- producer of The Twilight Zone an blems, plans to stay at UCIas He is still outspoken, still frequently self. honored series which was on the CBS a full time professor, doing outraged, and in between writing his Returning from the war he grad- Television network for five years. He teaching and research in own current network series NIGHT uated from Antioch College. (Ohio, in served a two year tenure as National pathology. GALLERY, one feature film a year. 1950 with a degree in Literature and President of the Academy- of Tele- It will be some time before two books and the book for a musical, Languages,worked brieflyinnetwork vision Arts and Sciences Ihe first the permanent dean is he still1 manages to take his outrage radio and then began his television writer to hold the position. Addi- .appointed, due to the amount and his wit out onto the lecturecircuit writing shortly alter graduation. To tionally, he holds two honorary of red tape and political pro- for a dozen speechesayearalloverthe date hehas had over five hundred tele- degrees from Emerson College in blems encountered with the country. vision plays produced, seven books Boston. Massachusetts and Alfred University of California. The Rod Serling was born in Syracuse. and a number of his short plays pub- University in New York State. search committee will be New York. Christmasday of 1924. His lished as frequently as twelve times in Serling has been married since 1948 lookingfora wellqualified ex- early schooling was in Binghamton. the United States. England. France. to the former Carolyn Kramer of perienceddoctor, who will ful- New York, where he graduated from Italy and the Soviet Union. Columbus.Ohio, Theyhavetwodaugh fill tin1 needs of the aspiring high school and enlisted in the United He holds six Fmmys for Best Dra- ters. Jodi. 21. and Nan. 18 medical schoolhere al Irvine. Poqe2 NEW UNIVERSITY Friday, February 2. 1973 i -.iii' iii Paris, studying, and culminate a one week series of M.I:30 3: 30. T-Th 10-2: 30. W 9: 30 working for the release ofall Bra- film presentations consisting 3:30.F1-4. Trailer301. behindllu zili;m politicalprisoners. mainly of episodes from "Twi- inanities Hall.* * * * The topicof his lecture will be: light Zone" and "Playhouse 90." ♥ RepressionandtheBrazilian Eco- twoshows which are closely tied Canned Food Drive: MECHA is nomic Miracle, toSerling's career. "Requiemfor sponsoringa cannedfooddrivefor Campus Calendar Ho will ;ilso show a hall hour a Heavyweight" was one of striking farmworkers.Put canned documentary on political repres- Serling'searlytelevisionventures food in the Drop Doxes in CPO sion inBrazil.Thelectureis being and was the first original 90- Trailer and the dorm Lago. FRIDAY Everyone is welcome.For more sponsored by the Department of minute drama written expressly FEBRUARY 2 info, catl 833-2666. Sponsored by Spanish and Portuguese and the for television. Field Trip: The Engineering Films: "The Cubist Epoch." Mecha. Theatro Mexicayotl and PrograminComparativeCulture. Serling has also written Society ofUCI is sponsoringa field "Germany," and "Dada," final Comparative Culture. Lecture: One of the concluding screenplays for "Seven Days in trip Tues.. Feb. 13 from 12 noonto films in the "Museum Without SATURDAY programs in the community May" and "Planet of the Apes." 5 p.m. to the San Onofre Nuclear Walls" series presented by the FEBRUARY 3 lecture series on "The Challenge He created, wrote and was exe- Generating Station. Transporta- School of Fine Arts, willbeshown Recycling Center: A recycling of Racial and Ethnic Differences cutive producer for "Twilight tion- is by individual automobiles at 8 p.m. in the Science Lecture center sponsoredby UCI Ecology- Around the World." sponsoredby Zone" which appeared on CBS some rides will be available. Mall. Admission is $1.50 for UCI Action and the Irvine .Junior the UCI Alumni Association, will Television for five years. Participants will leave from the students; others, $2.50. Woman'sClub willoperate from 9 be "Racial and Ethnic Reality: Tickets for Serling's talk are Engineering Plaza at 12 noon.All Lecture: "Vladimir Nabokov a.m. to 12 noonon theparking lot Challenge for Group Interaction availableat $1 at thedoororatthe students (especially engineer- Literary of America. in East and South Africa." ASUCI Ticket Booth, first floor of ing) are invitedtosignupin Engr. and the Russian Tradi- behind the Bank Roberts, tion" will be discussed by Simon Irvine Town Center. presented by Dr. George Gateway Commons on the Irvine 444. Thegroupwillbelimitedto25 Karlinsky a professor of Slavic Films: "The Art of Archery." assistant vice chancellor for stu- campus. persons. * * * * * Languages and Literature at and "Start theRevolutionWithout dent and academic affairs and The film presentations,open to Berkeley from 11a.m. to 12noonin Me" will be at 7 and 9:30 p.m. in professor of comparativeculture, the public without charge, are George Romney, three-times the Humanities Office Building theScienceLectureHall. UCIstu- in theSocialScienceHall at 8 p.m. scheduled for Science Lecture Governor of Michigan and a Writing Center. Room 126. Pro- dent admissionis50 cents: others. Meeting: The UCI Ski Asso- Hall at 8 p.m..Monday.February member of President Richard fessor Karlinsky is a nationally $1. ciation will meet from 7:30 to 9 5. and Thursday.February8. and Nixon's cabinet for the past four known authority on Russian lit- Concert: A piano concert by- p.m. in Student Center II. The in Room 104 of the Physical years,is coming toOrange County erature and has been a contribu- Michael Sanders, lecturer in movie."Ski Timein theRockies" Sciences Buildingat 8 p.m.Tues- this Sunday evening. Feb. 4.. to tor to the Saturday Review, New- music at UCI. will be held in the and the discussion of upcoming day and Wednesday. February 6 participate in Temple Beth Sho- York Review of Books and other Village Concert Mall at 8 p.m. trips andevents willbe featured. and 7. lom's "Focus 1973" lecture-dis- leading journals Sahbalh Services: .Jewish Sab- Meeting: The Baha'iClub meets The Serling series is sponsored cussionseries. bathServices are at 10 a.m.each each Tuesday from 1 to 2 p.m. on by the Associated Students. For Romney. who has left gov- Outing: A three-day backpacK- Saturday intheInterfaithLounge, the third floor of the Gateway further information call (714) 833- ernment service to travel the ing trip to theSan Gabriel wilder- upstairs in the Irvine TownCen- Commons. 5414. * * * * * country in supportof a newpublic ness will be sponsored by the ter. Kiddush afterwards. Rap Session: Each Tuesday organization, willspeak at 8 p.m. Cooperative Outdoor Program. SUNDAY night at the Interfaith Lounge in The University of California at on the theme "CommunityAction Participants leave from the FEBRUARY 4 theTown Center, is thisquarter's Davis willsponsor the60th annual by Concerned Citizens." Tickets Share-A-Ride Station at 4 p.m. Mass: Catholic mass will be second Jewish Rap Session. We Cal Aggie PicnicDayon April 14. areavailableto thegeneralpublic Concert: The UCI vocal majors celebrated at 10 and 11:30 a.m. discuss anything and everything 1973. for the program, which will take will perform in the Village Con- and at 7 p.m. in the Interfaith including "Why the Goyim are We are planning an openhouse place at Temple Beth Sholom. cert Hall at 1 p.m. Lounge of the Irvine Town Cen- Fercakt." "The Difference be- with activities on campus for the 13031 Tustin Avenue. Santa Ana. Films: "The Art of Archery"and ter. tweena Shicksa and a Shaigetz." interest of all education-minded Sunday evening's lecture-dis- "Start the Revolution without Vocal-Piano Recital: Katherine and "Is religion a necessary part Californians.* * * * * cussion is the second in the six- Me" will be shown at 7 and 9:30 Magill and Andrea Martin. UCI of Judaism?" program "Focus 1973" series p.m. in theSocialScienceLecture music majors willperform in the Meeting: The ChristianScience Applications for positions 10 presented by" Temple Beth Hall. UCI student admission is 50 Village Concert Hall at 8 p.m. Organization holds inspirational weeks full time with UC Student Sholom. FollowingRomney in the cents: others. $1. MONDAY meetings each Tuesday atnoonin Lobbyarenowavailableat ASUCI series,will be Robert Finch, an- Colloquium: "Benefits of Space FEBURARY 5 HH 246. Offices and at the StudentLobby other' former member of Presi- Program" will be discussed by Seminar: "MolecularAspects of Colloquium: "Joint Distribu- Annex. T-503. behind HH. dent Nixon's cabinet, who will .Joseph Gloudeman. technicalad- the Organization of Cell Mem- tions withGivenConstraints" will Freshman. ,sophomore, juniors discuss "The Next Four Years" visor to the director of manage- branes" will be discussed by be discussed by EdwardPosner. can apply. Duties include draft- on Sunday. March 11. ment systems engineering and Garth L.Nicolson. Directorol the professor at the Jet Propulsion ing legislation, lobbying legisla- Single program and series computing services, space divi- Electron Microscopy Laboratory Lab. California Institute of Tech- tions, advancing student- tickets are available by calling sion. NorthAmericanRockwellin at theSalkInstitute.San Diego, in nology. Coffee will be served at orientated legislation. Info? Call Temple Beth Sholom (532-6724). 104 Physical Sciences at 3 p.m. 160 Steinhaus Hall at 4 p.m. 3: 30 p.m. inPS 488 followedby the 833-7607. * * * * Individual tickets for George Meeting: The ASUCI Student lecture at 4 p.m. in PS 108. :|< Romney'sdiscussion arepricedat Seminar: "Visual Perception: Council willmeet at 6 p.m. on the lecture: Edwin C. Morgenroth Humanities Students: "Peer 1: $3.75 for adults and $1.50 for Genesis of Receptive Fields in third floor of the Gateway will speak Tuesday evening, in person of the same rank, value, students. Primary Visual Cortex of Cats" Commons. Science LectureHall atUC Irvine quality, ability, etc: equal." "Focus 1973" is designed "to will be discussed by 1). Nico TUESDAY on the subject. "Justice in Our "Peer 2: to look closely, and spotlight the vitalissues andideas Spinelli, assistant professor of FEBRUARY fi Courts andPrisons." searehingly." Why don't you that are challenging today's psychiatry. Stanford University Speaker: .Jon Marc Von Der He is replacing Superior Court peer in at your Peer Academic world."according toRabbiFrank School of Medicine in 167 Stein- Weid. ex-Brazilian political pri- Judge Bruce Sumner who was Attvisors? Winter quarter hours: Stern of Temple Beth Sholom. haus Hall at 3 p.m. soner will be speaking here at 4 previously scheduled to parti- Concert: "Califas Del Norte" p.m. inHH 178. cipate in theUC Extensionlecture poetry-theatre-music from La Mr. Von Der Weid's arrest and series. "Morality: Twilight Zone XEROX 3i Raza of San Francisco. Pete lengthy incarceration and of the Law." -- Escabedo, lead singer and co- periodic torture by Brazilian Tickets for the lecture may be Kinko's Next to. Sp ritzgarten Open till' 9. 833-3387 founder of "Azteea" and Leothe secret police came toanendupon purchased at the door for$5.50, if drummer of along 69 seats are available. Uimnmm ■■mnm»m«»»»».m»..».....».r...... 7.~...... T "Malo" will be his release with other ■■""""■"""■■"■"■"""""■""""""""""""""""""J playing tonight with new band political prisoners in a ransom ANNOUNCEMENTS ■ named Scratch." Poets and deal that involved the Swiss Rod Serling. the American Theatro Accion from Argentina ambassador to Brazil. He had author and playwright who has ! PRELAW STUDENTS part of Every- shortly will be program. been arrested alter his scoredrepeatedsuccesses in tele- ■ REGISTER NOW FOR THE APRIL OR JULY LSAT thing willfinish withajamsession election to the presidency of the film, vision and willspeak on the : REVIEW COURSE TO MAXIMIZE YOUR LSAT SCORE at Verano Place RecreationCen- Brazilian University Student campus Friday. UC Irvine F\%b- : ter. Program begins at 7:30 p.m. Federation in 1969. His release ruary 9. at 8:30 p.m. inCrawford Instruction exclusively in exam taking techniques used sue- in the Concert Mall on UCI came in 1971 Hall.' :- cessfully by California pre-law students Taught in Los campus. Admission is $1.00. Mr Von Der Weid is currently in Serling s appearance will Angeles by practicing lawyers. 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The reading at Verano last Friday night should have been advertised as a party.Lowlights,soft jazzyrock music, conver- sation, clouds of cigarette smoke, couches, comfy chairs.— And not toohard to miss, a table spread withlinks ofcheese tilsit. carraway.cheddar and salamis bedded down on lettuce. While we waited lor the readers, whomistakenly were trying to break into the health centerthinking it was the recreation hall, weall got acquainted with our neighbors. From annmd the room the music was punctuated by the popping of corks as bottles were brought out. Just as webegan to wonder if weshould forget the readers and concentrate on partying, the long-awaited trio mM) underdogs arrived. The j Purple cowboy hat tilted over her lanky dark hair. Lyn Sukenik greetedus and moved straight into her poetry. Led by her voice, we flowed into, around and through her life: our vision expanded, filtered and turned inward, always lured \^py are growing | onward. We saw laid bare the people she knows,glimpsed love through new prisms, and were finally led through the twenty- live pointsof a poem called "Houdini." Hearingher read— was unlike readinganypoem inprint.She was thedevil's weed the eye of thelizard that can take one anywhere, see anything. We saw. I UPYOURBEAHSTflLK. | After refillinghis glass with wine. Bob Peters was ready-to read. He wanted to see how his new poems were working — poems he had written that week. One of the most exciting, E / inspiredno doubt by the signingof the peacetreaty,took the war apart from the viewpoint of the dead, the suffering, the hypocrisy.He alsoread to us about the English speedboatking, \—rr— -% blownapart into so manypieces that none of himcould befound \ III I II \ - except for stray pieces of jawbonehere and there. And his : ■ ■■ i/ «-^ IB I well-known poem about a dead son. 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The result would be thousands of dollars of new revenue to UC. Under thelaw SB 148, the revenues returned to the University can be SPOPSPOPSPOPSPOP 'Time Expired" used for tw;o purposes: (1) maintenance of existingparking facilities, (2) maintenance What is it? The Student faculty discussion groups, or events, special interest of alternate means of transportation for Parent Orientation Program. sports of the University. The As estimated 30'X of all seminars, and a myriad of students and employees activities, money cannot be used to buyland for or build incoming freshmen parti- other each geared To Help Irvine new parking facilities. The money could fund cipate in this program which to meet the different needs of campus-sponsored bus systems,improve bike has been continuing at UCI the parents and the student. paths, provide lighting for bike lanes, or in since 1965. They come burden- Followinga talk by theChan- other waytofacilitate alternate means of ed down with anxieties, aca- cellor after lunch on Sunday, some concerns, everyone goes home, happy get transportation. demic and parents, Beginning March 6, 1973, when you a parties two days toobad. All the universitycampuses will benefit from Both need the re- but tired after the of citation for parking you shouldn't feel junior really non-stop activity. Hopefully, law, Rodda) by 148, UCLAandBerkeleythemost,ofcourse. assurance that There's a new SB 148 (Way and SB belong at Big parents' fears for their name, 148 In a way,when that little red flag pops up and does the U. the which has been signed into law. SB children are allayed and the requires that 5O'# of the revenues collected the meter maid laysa ticket on you. $1.50 of it university go county kitty,and$1.50willgoto UCI. Traditionally a weekend-long students are reassured that from parking fines on lands shallbe will the they right University. to that all So.whenyou get a $3.00headache (with$2.98 in program: the new little Ant- madethe decisionin returned to the Itused be eaters choosing this University. money turnedover tothe countyin the bank)', you can always make yourself feel arrive with their the fine was pa One of the few traditions the campus was situated (in our case. better by thinking, "Well, in a way I'm really rentsonFriday eveningand which Sunday existing at UCI. SHOP is a Costa Mesa would get the money). paying myself $1.50." Or maybe not. remain until after- noon. The highlightsof Friday program produced by a joint students, faculty iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniKii. night's activities are a effort of and staff. Three student coordina- REGAL NOTES I welcome address from the Assistant Vice Chancellor for tors working with pro- staff faculty, Understand Plays, Novels and : Student Affairs. Roberl Law- fessional and Poems Faster withOur Notes ■ rence, and an hilariously make all executive decisions a prbgram. ■ funny, award-winning slide regarding the These We're new and we're, the big-i show depicting life at UCI. students are paid a full-time gest! Thousands of topics re-: Saturday morning is time for salary and work until the anything viewedfor quicker understand-: serious subjects and while middle oi August. Appli- Now thru Feb. 6: ing. Our subjects include not! Mommy and Daddy cations arc now available for only English, but Anthropology,- tour the A double dose of thrills campus, new freshmen meet these positions in Student and excitement! Art, Black Studies, Ecology,S 702 and the George C.Scott Economics, Education, History,! with academic advisors and Services Trailer machinery deadline OS February 9. Any- THE NEW CENTURIONS Law, Music. Philosophy, Poli-J learn how the of 1 tical Science, Psychology, Reli-| the University works.Therest one interested is encouraged disease Omar Sharif gion, Science, Sociology and: of the program involves to apply. Jean-Paul Belmondo Urban Problems. Send $2 for! A ol filly volunteer Dyan Cannon core Robert Hossein your catalog of topics available* student advisors make up the rest of the staff. Theyattend a THE BURGLARS REGAL NOTES weekly class throughout 3160 "O"Street,N.W. s " spring quarter and train to Washington, D.C. 20007 COTTA0E qualify as group leaders and both in color--rated R Telephone:202-0201 : usually *IIMIMIIIilllllllllllllllM*llllltlltilll RESTAURANT counselors. Kach one 306 North CoottHighway works two of the four SPOP Godcan. AndHe does Laguna ttoadi,California weekends, every day. Op*n" a.m.-12 Midnight The opportunity to help Wednesdaytesti- At our (Closed TuBidayi) /'host" the program, allows mony meetings,youcan students to break out of their hear peopletellhowGod 494-3023 usual routine helpothers and has healed themof many Breakfasts get to know some new people kinds of sickness, of severe Tin1 role also carries respon- financial problems,and Branch &Luncheons sibility and can be a valuable of troubled personal Style learningexperiencefor future Family Dinners jobs. relationships. MEAT, FISH, WITH GUESTWHOSTAR & headed by associate dean. youcome ..this GIE8SSPECIAl INCLUDING Won't . Wednesday? 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Page 6 NEW UNIVERSITY Friday, February 2, 1973 i by bob schneider- staff writer AND Foul Play,a comedybyUCI FINE ARTS MFA candidate Stuart Duckworth, thoroughly en- joyedits worldpremiereat the studio theatre last weekend. The play concerns a TV crew dropping in on a highly atypical American family to record their reaction tothe ab- duction of their oldest daugh- ter, a crime alleged to the in- famous multi-racial Jesse Chun Jaurez, a composite suburban bogeyman. Foul Play is forty minutes of very funny, unrelieved chaos. The principle vehicle of both comedy and chaos is words, thousands of them. Words which trickle into the theatre long before curtain time, plot, combine, and then, as soon as their owner attempts to order them for serious purpose, fly out at breath-taking speed. The resulting communication salad is tossed a little higher by Scott Kroopf's three-ring circus directing and is liberallyseasoned by gung-ho ENTERTAINMENT performances by the entire cast. The deluge of words Dramatic Fantasy doesn't quite drown the Radio Free Irvine message of the play which, things, advises among other (Michael Patton), that, if you want to make the prefer to see cut. Someof the tary father by yul b. sari etc. (It's one of those kinds of comedy world meaningful, you can characters (perhaps all of the Iscomedy dead?Not if the denizens of KUCI's corner characters) little too plays.) The central gimmick help People laughs can in to a start by keeping your mouth are a can it! interested in a few tune Play their own of this one is that when the comedy programs. shut. Not that Foul is a much so for variety of isn't, credibility.Every once and a lights are off, they'reon. (Get comedy from old radio shows of the 1940's is serious play, it it Vintage the manufac- while there's an unexplained it?) Mr. Shaffer claimed to featuredonMike Hingson's Radio Hall of Fame,which isairing couldn't be. Stuart tured his characters with re- lull in the verbal storm which have gotten the idea from a (like it has for the past year or so) on Sunday nights, 6-9 P.M. by the PekingOpera always assuringly complete ir- would allow someone to break skit done Freddie Allen,Jack Benny,Bob Hope,etc.,will be good charge: in 1955. He might just as well among the most popularon responsibility. He raided a through and take that for a chuckle or two.Mike's show is material no one does shows us that they have made it up himself. Ted KUCI, if you in highdeserton weekends,you might freak show for raw directing and are the the proceeds aren't trying as hard as they Koch's competent catch Mike's Radio Hall of Fame program that airson KUTY and cross-bred neces- with airy scum from the late might. Taken asa whole,how- incompasses all the radio inPalmdale.Mike's activityinmediais madeallthemore Play sary tripping over stairs, But, to show, movies. The resulting ever. Foul reveals an amazingby the fact that Mike is blind. tunein his author with perfectly un- rugs, tables, etc. (It's one of you'll comedy made the war years characters are mana from and hear a lot of the that Costello, Ali- scrupulous imagination, un- those sort of plays too.) heaven for Bob Comedy livable. Dockray. incumbered by any impulse All in all. Black Speakingof variety ( Ibelieve that was the subject),oneof the son Don Hamilton. merely an Bob Porter and the madden- towards moderation, he joins would have been other laughshows on KUCIis the Solow Brothers,BruceSolow striving play- amusing night at?the theatre (the brothers, they known) ingly desirable Denise Dales. the hordes of and Lee Solow Nuss A.andP.as are wrights in New York. Stuart were it not for two things: most interestingprogramming at the Raul Garza created a defini- team upfrom someof the one Duckworth will starve to first. Henry Kirker. totally For instance,during finals week lastDecember, Lee and tive cameo as of the Vine. Trying death no quicker than any charming as Schuppanzigh. a Bruce held a telephone forum for the students' gripesabout cameramen. desperately keep other. lipzigeducated fuse fixer with wrongat I.Besides beingoneof the funniest moments to this what's UC managerie Black Comedy isn't quite a gift for aphorisms which during the year, the forum let people vent their frustrations as in order was the sublimity author, perfectly in either. shudder between far as theFCC would allow. Besides that, there was the amazing at home second, the character of Wendcl Sharing the spotlight with and ludicrousity: 90-minute interview with Daws Butler and June Forey, which per- Play wasBlack Comedy. Gary Graham's performance Yogi Wendel. television Foul resulted in the Captain Crunch. Bear and Rocket J. Wendel, Peter Shaffer's farce about as the sculptor's antique- Squirrel ID's from time. Also, the sonality. over- that are heard time to straight people stumbling around in maniac neighbor, which by patented Nuss brothers' tapes will supply everythingbut the worked man fora half clowns, pleasure the dark. The conveniently workshop standards was a Tuesday,midnight to 3 a.m. dozen was a stitches. watch, fairly frequent brought together group is relativelypurealloyof perfec- Many of the DJ's program comedy albums into their reper- to a bi- product of an actor writinghis much too good to be true: a tion. Messieurs Graham and toire,and spruce up things with a jokeor two. Among these are modern sculptor (Michael Kirker save the play from (Tuesdays, p.m.), (7:30-9:00 p.m., own part. Barry Frank 3-6 Nelson Ho - Patton) his ex-fiance (Susan being simply amusing and (9-12 p.m. Foul Play is a first play,and . Tuesdays),Ted Stone (Monday, 3-6 p.m.),Bill Belts Woodruff), present fiance make it (what is laughingly (Tuesday, They're it shows it. Some of the his Wednesday),and Jerry Davis 9-12 p.m.). all (Galyn Prescott). her mili- known as) funny. foons. repetetive business Iwould But the Head Foon swoopsdown onKUCIfrom 10 to 12p.m.on Fridays.CaptainBobandTimmy theBear,Father Hardy,Let's Make Cornbread With Chef Louis Fat, the Answer Lady,Kay Loggins Kaiser's Kollegeof Musical Knowledge,Little Know Facts of & Messina the Day, and more. In other words, if you want to have little by rebecca hirte ear, absurdities whisperedin your listen toJohnTimpane's Cin- This is an article about the Troubadour and the way he is able to manipulatehis voice ana cinnati DancingPigShow. Everyother week, he hashis friend what a completelybizarre spot it is to be on a through his vocals he can make an audience Don Rooney from KXLU radio in L.A. come down as a guest Tuesday night.Now almost everyone hasbeen lean with him or even hold their breaths until star, and if, last quarter you had the bad fortune to hear the to the Troubadour. Theonlypeoplewhohaven't they'reall blue in the face. After his next solo, Great Beatles' Interview,the time that KUCI went all-news for are folks like Richard Daley,President Nixon. "Danny's Song," the audience was spell- five minutes,or wentall-country to 25 minutes (andchangedits your mother and your father. So Ican't bound. An atmosphere of tranquility call letters to KKOW), then you'llknow better than to listen in. describe the feelingof being just one raisin in permeated throughout the house but there was In a lew weeks,KlICI willstartairingLouIrwin's Earth News the world's fullest box of Raisin Branbecause stillanuneasy feelingbecause there wereallof Radio Program three times a week. Irwin used to work for we've allbeen there.Soinstead. I'llwrite about those aimplifiers up on the stage and where KDAY, and now he works forus. And if you'veever wanted to who it was everyone except Spiro and Dick was Jim? see a for-real radio station, traipse on up to KUCI. Head Foon came to see. Patience: for ashesauntered through "Dixie invites you for his show,andsodo the SolowBrothers ( lastweek recently figured out why Holiday" was a touch of wire Syne). I the Troubadour there faint we sang Auld Land alwaysstarts their shows withanacoustical set brushes and an occasional stir of bass notes. and that is because that after sitting in that Before theapplausehad finished,JimMessina. Anticipation cereal box for about an hour, the only music Al Garth, John Clark, Merle Pregante, and that won't loosen you from yourskin is alittle Larry Sims had brought clarinets, oboes. Continuing— through April Repertory Company, 1927 down home, sit-back-on-the-verandah, lazy maracas, saxophones onto the stage and the 15 141 works of artist Newport Blvd.. Costa music. Albert Hammond, who was thrown into waiters brought seat belts for those who M.C. Escher at the Natural Mesa. stardom with his "Doesn't Ever Rain in couldn't undergo thepacethat quicklydevelop- HistOFj Museum at Expo- Lecture— Pianist Mi- California." fits the bill perfectly with his ed. sition Park, chael Sanders. Lecturer in abilityto put smileson turned-down faces. The It is truly a pity that the energy which Continuing throughMarch Music at UCIrvine will pre- da-da-dums which he used between stanzas Loggins. Messina, et. al.. generatedcan't be 3 nightly The Royal sent a free recital in the and his voice which seemed to originatefrom harnessed because itcould easilyhavekept the Shakespeare Company's Fine Arts Village Concert the top of his throat reminded me of one Cat city of Los Angeleslit lor a week. They effec- "A Midsummer Night's Hall Saturday. February 3 Stevens: but if Albert hadappeared before the tively developed the famous "wall of sound" Dream" at the Ahmanson at8 p.m. Open to the public Cat we would probably be remarking about which Phil Specter first originatedin the early Theatre. without charge. how much Cat sounds like Albert Hammond. 60's with the wall of horns filling in the few Continuing— throughMarch February 4 Orange Albert said he'd onlybeen to the Troubadour spaces which the exquisite guitar work left 1 "Here Today" at the Coast B'Nai Brith Women and that time he paid but he seems blank. You've h,eard the songs they did. "Back Broadway once Off Theatre in present "A World of to fit in nicely with the long list of pro- to Georgia," "Angry Eyes," etc.. but every San Diego. Dance" at 2 p.m. Location verbial geniuses who have performed for Doug now and then KennyLoggins wouldslow down Continuing- through Feb- OrangeCoast College. Weston and I'm sure that if Albert is willing. our hearts that had been beating at about 120 ruary 25 "Don't Bother February 6 "When Doug Weston will take him back anytime. beats a minute with the gentle melodies like Me. ICan't Cope" playing Comedy Was King" and a comfortably back, L;nirel So we were now settled "Golden Ribbons." at the HuntingtonHartford and Hardy short: sipping on mint juleps when up steps Kenny It's doubly unfortunate that Loggins and Theatre in L.A. "Perfect Day." Both films Loggins.Shades of A.A. Milne. He led off the Messina and Albert Hammond have been sold Continuing through Feb- totrepresentedat7and9:30 second act with song guaranteed to set us all out weeksand alsothat by the time youread — "Play a lor ruary 4 Strind- in the UCI Science Lecture buck about fifteen years. "The House at Pooh this they won't evenbeat the Troubadourany- berg" at the South Coast Hall. Corner." Themarvelous facet of his talents is more. But that's show biz. Friday, February 2, 1973 NEW UNIVERSITY Page 7 Fruit of the Vine PartV by t. michael -haron staff writer dosage of sweet syrup and aged wine is then We now have only two major classifications added to make upfor winelost, bottles corked, of wine left to discuss. The dessert wines and wired,and thenleft for a final rest before ship- the sparkling wines. ment. The other method is called Carstens Many varieties of grapes areused inmaking Transfer Process, and is similar except that dessert wines. They are pickedwhen fullyripe the bottles are emptied under pressure into a by inpudorius meretricius for maximum sweetness, and are grown holding tank: the wine is then filtered and "Ullo, moy name's Fanny and Oy'll be your wench for to- mostly in the interior valleys. The types returned to thebottle with the requireddosage. night. If you need anything just bangon the table for me." include: Aleatico, Carignane, Feher Szagos, There is alsoa lessexpensiveprocessknownas At 1520 A.D., the restaurantre-createstheperiod.Women arc Grand Nair, Grillo, Muscat of Alexandria, Bulk or Charmat, which has secondary second-class citizens and must serve their lord as well as Pagadebito, Salvador, Souzao, Tinta Madeira, fermentation takingplacein a glass-lined tank themselves, which amounts topouringhis ale. Another authen- Trousseau, and Valdepenas. Dessert wines of 50 to 500 gallons prior to filtering and ticity is thescarcity of salt. Onediner is appointedKeeperofthe maybe made from either red or white wines bottling. Thus, the daily handling of the bottle Salt and has thecoffer of salt before Ladies must fetch the and, him. in either case, are usuallyfermented with in methode Champenoise required to get the salt for their lordby walkingin front of everyone to the table of the skins and pulp (except when a very light sediment into the neck, is avoided. However, the Keeper of the Salt, kneeling, and begging for salt They color, is desired). These are wines whose government regulations require that Cham- receive it in their cuppedhands and the Keeperof theSalt takes fermentation is stopped while the wine is still pagne producedby the Charmat processbe so a kiss for his payment. sweet by the addition of a little pure grape designated on their labels. Thebenches are rough,so women, don't wear yourbest knits brandy. How soon the brandy is added deter- Further varieties of sparkling wines made and nylons. And then when you do stand up or go anywhere mines the degreeof sweetness; thebrandy also from grapes suchas MuscatCanelli,utilizeone you'll be pinched, not hard but constantly and by everyone. adds to the alcoholic content. In fact, Califor- of the above processesto givetheeffervescent To reallyenjoy 1520 A.D.youhave tobe rowdy-drunkor crazy nia regulations set the minimum at 19.5% qualities desired. There are even some wines but their beverages will not get you that way. The per-pitcher alcohol by volume. This highcontent prevents made effervescent by artificial carbonation, price for ale is $3.95; for wine (chablis) $3.95: for mead,a wine spoilage of further fermentation during which,because of a lower tax rate,areusually spiced withhoney, $6.95. If youdo drink, theprivy door is upon shipment or storage. This is in contrast to the lessexpensivethan winesmadeusinga natural the well-lit stage, behind the show which lasts two-and-a-half two other methods of stop fermentation, process; these, too,have appropriate labeling. hours. For me, that was too much to take. A person should pasteurizationor addition of a slight amountof There are a variety of dessert wines avail- alwayshave the right toslipawayquietlyand havea momentof sulphur dioxide. Wines stopped by these ways able. They are all sweet, full-bodied wines privacy. Pity the person who is not really in the mood for 1520. are still perishable and must be givenspecial whose alcohol content is usually about 20% by There is nosanctuary when playing alongbecomes toomuch of care. The sweetness of dessert wines is not volume. They range in color from palegoldto a strain. enhanced by additives; rather it is due to the red. and from medium-sweet to very sweet. The food is outstandingly wholesome and quite innocent of natural sweetness of the grape juice. More- For instance. Port contains 9 to 14% sugar by spicesandflavorings. Theychangethe soupoftenandthenight I over,their aging may range from months to 3 weight, whileMuscathas10 to15% .Someof the was there itseemed to be a vegetablebeef. It was certainly the or 4 years, but when bottled they will keepin- popular dessert wines are: Angelica. Cream finest soup I'veever tasted ... of pure vegetables,not pepper, definitely. Otherwise, procedures are very Sherry (which I've discussed before).- wine or spices. The salad was crisp lettuce with an oil and similar to those utilized for reds and roses. Maderia, Marsala, Muscatel. Port (Ruby. vinegardressing.Thecornishhen wasneitherdry norspicy but. Incidently, before going on to the sparkling Tawny,Tinta and White) , and Tokay. Remem- again, plain and wholesome as was the roast beef,an alternate wines, where does the brandy we've men- ber also that sweet white wines such as Sweet choice. The dessert,a dry apple pie, was the poorest dish,pf the tioned come from? Brandy is merely the Haut) Sauterne. Sweet Semillon, and Sweet evening. The food is authentic and is perhaps even more essence of wine, distilled from it immediately Sauvignon make populardessert wines. enjoyable because it has not been tampered with. after fermentation (the wine sediment,or lees, Inthe caseof sparkling wines wo have Roses Theshow runs continuouslyfor two-and-a-half hoursandKing gives brandy some of its flavor). For good (Crackling Rose): Reds like Sparkling Bur- Henry the Eighth (Bruce Fisher) demands participation in brandies, sound wines must be used that have gundy: SparklingMuscat: various other car- everysong and toast with the penaltyof the stocks for laggards. proper flavor,acidity, andbalance; proof after bonated and crackling wines, and, of course, Oncein the stocks acriminalmaybe peltedwithbreadorkissed distillation runs from 140 to 170, and it is this the Champagnes.Champagneis generallypale by everyone of the opposite sex. dependingon the whim of the brandy that is used to stop fermentation. gold or straw colored, and various words are king. What with singing, toasting,and standing in line tokiss a Consummable brandy has its proofreduced to used to describe its degree of sweetness. lucky criminal, it takes an awfully long time to finish the meal. between 80 to 100 water, — — with distilled and is Natural very- - dry, the driest: Brut dry:- But then it takes the wenches a long time to bring the next then agedin oak for a number of years to give Extra Dry a hint— of sweetness: Dry course,anyway. They have an excuse part of the time: they're proper smoothness and mellowness. After medium-- sweet: Sec noticeablysweet:Demi- busy dancing and singing favored lewd songs for the king.All aging it is bottled and will not improve after- sec very sweet. Sparkling wines' alcohol through the evening, comments on Anne Boleyn and Jane wards. Two types of brandies are producedin content usually ranges from 10 to 14' ; by Seymour are interspersed with songs, some of which are California, one a straight brandy or a blend of volume, similar to still dinner wines. absurd, especially for sixteenth-century England: lurid straights: the other containing a bit of added We have now covered,after a fashion,the six versions of Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah. Bring Back sweetening, flavoring or smoothing majorclassesof wine;in forthcomingarticles I My Bonnie. King Cole, and the king's anthem. Immorality substances. will turn to the identification of quality, care. Forever. The constant jests include and sometimes insult Not let us turn our attention to the sparkling and uses of wine. individual members of the audience. Feast and show may be wines. These are dinner wines that have been Next: Identification of Quality had for $8.95 per person. grownandmade likeany dinner winebut which Rating: Three-and-a-half stars have been given a second fermentation in closed containers. Of wide flavor range, they Lyon's Share come in pink, red or white. The two most popular are Champagne and Sparkling House of Hyon Burgundy. Sparkling Burgundy is red wine made effervescent by the same methods used for Champagne: HOLLAND by barry koron favored grapes are Petite Recently I acquaintanceof a fascinating gentle- Sirah and Pinot Noir. Champagne is made the made by mary lyon man. Mr. Peter Hyun. at his Houseof Hyun at 410 Broadwayin traditionally fromChardonnay,Pinot Blancor staff writer Hyun is, grapes, although Laguna Beach. Mr. amongother things, the financial Pinot Noir others such as While you were sleeping,eatingand running director of the Laguna Free Clinic, Burgess, Burger,FolleBlanche, Emilion, Sauvignon and directed St. the resUjpf your affairs the past couple of Meredith and .John Garfield on Broadwaybefore they made it Vert.etc.. maybe used.Pink Champagne uses months, the Beach Boys were in the Nether- big. (He people a dark skinned grape like Pinot left theatre because few would kow-tow to being Noir and lands recording— an album. Now it'shere for us directed by an Oriental.) He told me, "The true meaning of life follows the procedureused in making roses. all to savour all one and one half longplay- put thing in, is tobe creative. We togetherand come up with some- Sparkling Champagne-type wine first ingrecords ofit.and appropriatelyenough,it is thing new." This philosophy is beautifully demonstrated at his attributed to Dom Perignon, a Benedictine called "Holland." restaurant, monk of the late 1600's. Actually, a remodeled two-storyhousethat isoneof theoldest naturaleffer- You get quite a bit when you openit: a to-be- in Laguna.When you come in.you feel if you invited, Perignonjust lyric sheet, as are an vescence inventeditself: devised expected LP. a and then this little honored guest. The waitresses treat you as one of the family, suitable bottles and stoppers to keep the 45-size disc falls out with a little teeny hole in Hyon as any event, and even the busboys address Mr. "Peter." bubbles in. In with certain" refine- the middle rather thana bigone.Upontakinga Try the "Sundowner." a mixture of champagne and sake, ments, generally "old technique listen, the same is this smalldiscis found tocontain not just before dinner. It's a warm, friendly, sparklingappetizerto the used today and is called la methode Cham- a regularcollection of little songs, but instead, room, Beginning delicacies awaiting you. In the second floor dining we penoise. as a choice dinner variety, a story about a young prince and his magic longrice (contains strips) special rice, the wine isblended for fragrance,tartness and ordered beef . fried sweet transistor radio. There are crickets chirping and sour pork,and black mushrooms (with green ) — quality. Usually footsteps pounding onions! a several months old. Cham- and and a very surreal House of Hyun specialty. The dishes ranged from good to fan- pagne yeast and sugar are added andthe wine background music track. tastic; the long riceand the black mushrooms were especially bottled. This mixture causes a second fermen- The contents range from regular old boogie good.I'd to special bottle, releasing - like call attention tothe tea.It isa mixtureof tation in the carbon dioxide to soft, reflective songs to a trilogy about Cal- teas inspired, sublime. House Hyun is only gas of also the which accounts for the bubbles in the wine ifornia to playfully strange moog synthesizer. restaurant in Laguna honored with Beaulieu Vinery (B.V.) and also creates a'need for heavy bottles and They start you out on side one with "Sail On preventexplosion wine. wired on corks on from inter- Sailor" co-written by Van Dyke Parks and Downstairs, in "The Dragon's Den." Kenny a pressure. pressure by Croes. formid- nal The iscontrolled the Brian Wilson. Nothingmore can be said except ably talented singer, holds court with his six-string.Kennyhas amount of sugar added to the batch (cuvee). that onesong album, cansell the it'sdynamite." built quite a followingin townwithhis originalmaterial.Thebar Meanwhile, the wine is racked horizontally In its wake comes "Steamboat and the offers Laguna. gentle iceberg from years.During time such exoticitems as the Blue a of months to several this California trilogy. The former chugs away in a tall rumcooler, and Dragon's Milke. a healthy-looking,subtly the wine completes fermenting and ages to the rhythm of an imaginary steamboat while deceiving liqueur. only evening maturity. required almond The weak note of the Now. clarification is to the latter evokes many images about eagles my ginger very yeast was bourbon and ale which was weak. remove the sediment: oneof two waysis and BigSur and water (echoingback toearlier My compliments.Peter and Hyun. yourlovely first, into Water"). Luisa to estab- used. In the the sediment is worked water themes like "Cool. Cool lishment, The pricesseem a high ;.nd servings a the neck of the bottle, the neck is frozen in Boys little the little It's as if —the Beach have reached a small, but in that ambience,consideringwhat it tasteslike, who brine, the bottle opened and the sediment culmination of "Sunflower." of "Surf's Up." (aided " - cares'.' Dinner prices start from about $4 perperson (including removed as a plug of ice by bottle and "Carl and the Passions put togetherto tip). pressureof up to 100poundspersquareinch) A form . "Holland." Rating: Three-and-a-half stars Page 8 NEW UNIVERSITY Friday, February 2, 1973 Kit Campion's 44 Points Hililes IM Action Cal Poly Leaps Pasf Anteaters " I by ken bentley "jumping. With a front line by peter shergalis sports editor of Allan Smith. LeRoy staff writer If you saw an unidentified Williams. George Thompson, The Coed Basketball season flying object last Tuesday and Gary Anderson, the got underway last Monday night, it wasn't a space ship Broncos literallyjumpedover night and the biggame of the from Mars, or the Man on the the Anteaters' big men, week turned out tobe the first Moondescendingon the earth, scoring on tip-ins and easy- game of the week. but a Cal Poly basketball jumpers. Williams was es- The Cherry Pickers routed playerpropellinghis teamtoa pecially effective scoring on the Pressed Hams 864 after a 70-66 win over Irvine. Thelost bank shots and tip-ins for a lead of 40-8. ThePickers were to the Broncos severelyham- total of 12 points. led by the game's leading pered the Anteaters chances scorer Kit Campion with 44 togettingasecondstraight bid Gary Eubanks was a hero in points. However, the women to the NCAA Western defeat for the Anteaters receive four points per field Regionals. scoring 16 points mostly from goal as opposed to the usual TheAnteaters arenow 13-8 on the outside. Talent wise. two points for men. the year, and according to Eubanks is the Anteaters' Inotheraction Mondaynight, many experts, will have to finest player,' and it's too bad the 1 plus 4 nicators easily beat UC Riverside in River- the 6'3 former Mt. Carmel defeated Limp For Licks. 30- side next Tuesdaynight.Inthe star doesn't take more shots. 12. with balanced scoringand finals of the All-Cal tour- Scott Magnuson has become the Yokohama Giants edged nament two weeks ago. the one of the finest bigmenonthe the Moon Goosers 24-22 after a Anteaters beat UCR 69-68 ona West coast. The 611" center 14-14 tie at halltime. disputed last second call. scored only 12 points against Men's Basketball Results In the first half against a Cal CalPoly,but scored 19 against The Eastern Leagueof men's Poly team that is only9-8 on Stanislaus State, 23 against A division basketball was the year, the Anteaters played UCR and 23 against Puget active last Monday when the probably their best ball of the Sound. Strung Out Rackets (2-1) year. With sophomore guard The Anteaters return to stomped the Nads (0-3) 65-45 Gary Eubanks scoring 10 action tomorrownightagainst after being down by 26-25 at points,theAnteaters took a32- a tough Cal State Northridge (hehalf. The Rackets wereled 28 halltime lead. team.In the UCI Invitational, by the hot shooting hand of To say the least, Cal Poly the Anteaters narrowly Gary Sumnicht with 29 points came out for the second half defeated the Matadors. for the evening. Rainbow (2-1) held off the Minority Report: late rally of HippiePatrol (2- 1) 39-30 after leading24-12 at thehalf. ChrisBeckett was the Uh huh huh, Y'all high pointman with 14 points by lou smith for Rainbow. staff writer The Canadian League of Last year when Tom Cash tripped on down from Davis to men's B division basketball, become IM Director at the 'Vine,hebrought alonga bagof zany also had a lot of action. Pac I sports. Among theseare waterpolo,played ininner tubes,inthe (2-1 ) routed the Road Hogs(0- 1)33-25 after ahalftimeleadof the Warts (1-1 ) over the Bahia middle of the night, and 3-man football. 3) 57-25 after leading 26-9 at 18-11. Bob Steece and Mike Lakers (0-3) 36-21. Scott The latter is for the truly exceptionaland insaneathlete. To halltime. Kovicich each scored 11 for Schroder of the Warts led all qualify as a bonafind 3-man football player one must posess Spongiousoms (2-1) was led the Bailers. scorers with 20 points. iorn lungs and an over abundance of speed. Well, everyone to victory 42-28 over Hotstuff In the C divisionaction the B- Top Games knows "We" areratherswiftof foot,andthereareafew of "Us" (1-2) by Bob Anderson's 15 Ball Bombers (3-0) ran away Peons vs. Intimidators^ with cast iron lungs.If you don't believe me ask track coach Bo points. from Cumbre plus 1 (0-2) 51- court 1. 6:50, Sunday. Hoberson. You see all the members of the "colorful" Uh Huh Med IV (3-0) led by Dan 31. The hallIimescore was 27- What-The-Hell— vs.TheRejec- Huh team also double as members of the track team. Wightman's 23 points, defeat- 16 in the Bombers favor while tors Court 2, 8:30.— Sunday. The originator, captain, leading scorer, and head cheer- ed PoverinoNonsa (0-3) 47-38. Dennis Robman of the GSA vs. F'riars. Court 1. leader is Gary "Black Velvet" Kirkwood. Black, as he likes to In the closest B game, the Bombers led the scoring with 10:05. Mondaynight. — be called,gives the credit for the team's name tosingerJoe Tex California Bailers (3-0) 15 points. Lago vs. Troublemen and his record "I(Jot Cha." At the end of every win, which isall downed theFreak Brothers(2- Theother C gamewas won by Court 1. 9: 15, Tuesday. the team has experienced.Black breaks out in one of his original dances and sings. "I got cha uh huh huh. thoughyou got over now didn't ya, uh huh huh." * Black's supportingcast consist of Slick Stan Kelley.Michael '- IM Slate "the lip" Jones,and last but not least.ReggieBrown. Together MEN S AL they are the speediest squad in this year's 3-man football ' ' F«kv S.B.BallBombers league. '4rFob7 Freak Bros. vs.B-Ball Crew 2 A typical game for this untypical team begins with the late 10:55 Black Upon this arrival he immediately 5:10 plus 1vs. " arrival of Velvet. Cumbre Hatchetmen begins "psyche" opponent constant arrayof Brew vs. Bombers " Savages Physics 2 to out his with a Bad B-Ball Sierra vs. quotes, poems, rhymes, which 6:00 11:45 and whatever other madness 1 might come into his mind at the moment. Many teams have P.A.C. Ivs. Calif. Bailers 1 Brew 102 vs.LIP Peter & Mercums good Rainbow vs. Bartholin's Glands 2 beenoverheard saying. "Theonly thing about UhHuhHuh WOMEN'S BASKETBALL is Kirkwood's mouth." 6:50 MON., FEB. 5 contest, vs. 1 Upon enteringa recent lateas usual.Black shouted to Peons Intimidators 6:45 all won't score more, 'cause you can't Uremia 5 vs.Media Maulers 2 Women 2 his opponents, "V no Drivers vs. Cuesla Clutzes pressure my presence." funny thing is they 7:40 8:25 stand the of The Schmuck 1 - ' didn't score and he finished the game with three tallies. Checkered Demons vs. Nubes vs.Brisa Sneakers championship Fatalis 2 «j Next week the will be decided when Uh Huh Otero Hookers vs. Flatus :15 Big Fellas, undefeated. This 8: 30 Dodgerettesvs. Dribblers l Huh meets Them who are also Grok vs. Sticky Fingers 1 should prove to be the mostexcitinggame in the brief historyof COED BASKETBALL Big with teams unleashingtheir What-The-Hell vs. Rejectors 2 MON FEB. 5 3-man football at the U. both 9:20 blazingspeed. You should break on out to the athletic field and 7:35 blow your mind. Mescalito's Warriors vs. JB & B 1 1 pius 4 Nicators vs.Moongoosers 1 let Black Velvet Grunts vs. Med IV 2 10: 10 Happy Hoopers vs. Paloposa 2 Highmen vs.Hatchetmen 1 g:15 Road Hogs vs.Hot Stuff Limp Fow Liks vs. Yokohama Giants 2 Sports Notes MON., FEB.5 MEN'SBOWLING 6:45 FRL, FEB. 2 There will be a meeting Rugby Strung-Out Raquets vs.Hippie Patrol 1 At Kona Lanes Wednesday, February 7. at 7 UCI's rowdy rugby team 8:25 2: 30 p.m.. victory last Spongiosums in room 1104. Crawford earned their first vs.Poverino? Unlucky Strikes vs. Viento Hall, to organize a class in Saturday when they stomped 10:05 Palo vs. Park Plaza 3910-1) .Japanese Anyone 1 Aikido Aikido is a UCSD. 20-4. in- GSA vs. Friars WOMEN'S BOWLING martial art whose central terested in attending a Rugby Dodgers Maulers 2 FRL, vs. Media FEB.2 principleis harmony. In fact, gamecontact Tom Cashin the 10:55 At Kona Lanes an approximatetranslation of Recreation Office for times Bahia Lakers vs.Ciudad 1 2: 30 is way Spam 2 "Aikido" "the of har- and dates. Seminole & The Fluids vs. Estre.Ha Ivs.Estrella II mony of spirit." Unlike other 11:45 MEN'S 3-MAN FOOTBALL martial arts. Aikido has no Tennis Tourney Warts vs. EgglestoneJuggernaut 2 MON., FEB. 5 techniques. Instead, Entries lor IM TUES., offensive UCI's annual FEB. 6 1: 15 it trains the student to defend Coed Tennis Tournament are 6:45 Cockscrews vs. Bushmen III 1 himself by using the due today at 4 p.m. in Craw- Zoom, force of Mother's Gooscrs vs. Schwartz 1 Them Big Fellas vs.Irvine's Employee 2 his opponent's (or opponents') lord Hall. The tourney be Laguna will Road Scholars vs. Uh-Huh-Huh vs.Gateway III 3 attack to control and nullify held tomorrow at 10 a.m. and 7:35 COED SOCCER that attack. Since an oppo- the winner will representUCI Joe Co. vs. Arroyo Vets 1 FRL, FEB.2 is controlled by his own in-theAll-CalTourney Santa 2 :j nent at Clitliks vs.Over-the-Hill :15 force redirected. Aikido is Barbara. 8:25 Iplus 1Nicators vs. Otero Banucci's l practiced without segrega- Badminton Club Arroyo vs. I ETA PI I 4: 15 tion by age. sex or size of the The badminton club will Chassoes vs. Proud Pumpers Unknown vs. Playa 1 participants Anyone who is meet today, February 2. from 9:15 MON., FEB.5 interested in Aikido 11 to 1. The gym be open 1 but can- will Lago vs.Troublemen 3: 15 not attend next Wednesday's lor play and practice: both Nads vs.P.I.S.* 2 Kevin Creed vs. Playa 1 meeting can call Mike Pur- racquets and, feathered cell at ext. 6931. shuttlecocks will'beprovided.