Clemson's Guide to Entertainment & the Arts
Volume I, No. 11 Clemson University, Clemson, South Carolina April 14, 1994 Earth Day concert tomorrow TIME-OUT
1]X> Reg. E. Gaines Chainsaw Kittens Mundahs Milla NIL8 b} Edan Ballantine Hard Soul Poets staff writer The Students For Environmental Awareness will spon- Tanya Blount sor an Ecofair Friday, in honor of Earth Day, from 11 a.m. to to 4 p.m. in the phantom lot. There will be environmen- page 2 tal merchandise for sale, along with information booths -\ from environmental groups. Following the fair will be a free concert at the amphi- theater from five o'clock to midnight. Acoustic acts, the Hootanannies and Jennifer Goree and Richard Tillinghast Rollins Band will perform first, then Manifold Tim, Minor Earth, Super- group and Thoughtcrime will follow. Tyrone Walker/staff photographer page 3 Although everyday should be Earth Day, make this one Clemson celebrates nature Friday, as Students for special by supporting the Ecofair and the benefit concert Friday night. Mother Earth will appreciate it. Environmental awareness observe Earth Day 1994. Brooks Center dedication Connells for the Friday dedication are five dollars, but Student Government does have a lim- 5^ ited number of free tickets available. The play Sud tickets are available on a first-come first- J serve basis and can be picked up in the Student Government office (159 Union Flood '94 next to Harcombe) between the hours of Maus II 10a.m. and 4p.m. One ticket may be b} Tre;y DuBose picked up per C.U. ID and additional tick- Student Body Vice-President ets are available at the University Union special to Time-Out Box Office for five bucks. page 6 This will be a momentous occasion The Brooks Center for the perform- for Clemson University. The people of the ing arts will have its official dedication Brooks Center have made every effort to ceremonies this weekend include the students. The Friday perfor- There will be a special performance mance is for us and it is important that we by Sean Cook for students Friday at 8 p.m. featuring a participate by going and seeing an out- interim editor tribute to Leonard Bernstien. The evening standing performance. What could be a The Connells will be appearing has been designed to begin the quality better date than an evening at the Brooks Saturday, April 30, at Winthrop service the Brooks Center will provide for Center? College's annual Sud Flood. & the student body. Saturday night will be a The Brooks Center for the Performing They will be appearing with spe- black-tie affair and tickets for that show Arts will sponsor guided tours of the cial guests the Unknowns and Car- will be $50 per person. facility in conjunction with the dedication bon Black at the American Legion All of Clemson University, as well as gala. Fairground next to the college. the surrounding areas, benefits from the Special tours for students, staff and Lots Billed as "South Carolina's larg- Brooks Center. It is the students, how- faculty have been scheduled for 1 p.m. to est annual party," the show will begin ever, who have the most to gain. The 3 p.m. Friday. Tours for the general public at 1:30 p.m.. Gates open at 12:30 p.m. Brooks Center provides all of us with an will be held Saturday from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The event will be a "Bring your own incredible resource and avenue to the and Sunday from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. beer" party. All concert-goers should finest in cultural performances. We have Guides will be posted at all doors of the be prepared to show proof of proper not only the best facility of any university building to greet the public. Saturday's age. Tickets are available at Manifest in the area, but also one of the best in the tours will pass through some of the Records, or by calling Foutch Enter- Southeast. Due to the cooperative efforts performances in progress, giving tour-tak- prises at (704) 372-0426 or (803) of Student Government and the adminis- ers a chance to experience the Center's other stuff! 329-5116. tration, admittance to student perfor- activities first-hand. For more information, mances is free to students. Student tickets contact the Brooks Center at 656-3043. s>
. MtoWMMmmmmimm, April 14,1994 Page 2 TIME*our! emotional make-up are very first release since Mammoth insightfully probed. This one records came under the healm of alone is worth the price of admis- Atlantic. So yes that makes this sion but the rest ain't bad either. their major label debut, sort of. Taking off from REM's start-up But anyway, back to the music. Rating System: method of "playing every dive in The album follows a course of every corner of the country for no surprise and melody. ***** Excellent money," this band has likewise It is strong from the atypical **** Pretty Good earned its reputation via a hard- first song to the final song, "We're *** Good working, hard touring agenda to like...." Not to mention the 10 ** Fair stimulate interest in an intense, songs in between. One of my • Poor unconventional but well-balanced favorites is "I ride free." The other * Half rock style. Check this out, guys. Reg. E. Gaines tunes are just as good, with song titles such as: "Dive to the sea," titled" In a Glade." Somehow Milla Please Don't Take "Silver Millionaire," "Media Star avoided trendy grunge or the My Air Jordans Hymn," and we can't forget "Pop "Why shouldn't I have an album? Heiress Dies." Everyone else does" sound that This album is well worth the we hear way too much of today. fourteen or so bucks you might She has incorporated many of by Maurice Watson spend to buy it. If you're already the more classical acoustic in- staff critic a Kittens fan, then you know struments with synthesizers to what I'm talking about. If not its produce a sound that flows very For all those who are expect- about time you opened your mind well with her poetic verses and ing a gasta rap or r & b album you and your ears to the Chainsaw her clear, magnificent voice. She are flying up the wrong album. Kittens. has found a crossroad between N.I.L. 8 Reg. E. Gaines, a poet/lecturer/ Tanya Blount synth pop and European folk, director and producer Hallelujah I'm Gonna extraordinare, expresses common Natural Thing without sacrificing any original- ity. Gordon says: "It's good relax- Kill Myself. thoughts that run through young ••• childrens' minds in Please Doin 't ing music, romantic music, maybe. •••-& Bonus!" Take My Air Jordans.. In the title track, the artist fry Tyrone Washington Milla's music and poetry, to- Barthelemy IV staff critic expresses what it feels like to not gether, possess a certain beauty Jtenm^mor smf/ and depth that most new music , , have the latest things. The album Natural thing is the debut lacks. The songs don't get worn Photographer is filled with crises that face teen- album from Polygram Records out or boring and they are very ^ agers. For instance, the tempta- recording artist Tracy Blount. This tion to steal clothes at the mall easy to listen to. I wouldn t go so J *f £ A„ Q{ fresh new face has exploded onto because you don't have the money far as to compare her to Jim on sophomore The Mundahs the scene with her seductive voice Morrison or Roger Waters, but 6 . , , \ , , to buy the latest shirt. and funky sound. Although she's ', n- ■ n „„A„ ri^™ a bum are mixes of thrash and For those conscience-minded The Divine Comedy demon- band useg ding Palm Tree Congregation a newcomer to the music biz, by individuals Please don't take my strates an appreciable degree o P and m^ ••• no means is she a newcomer to expressive creativ.ty and mus.cal ^ J^ ^ ^ ^ .^ Air Jordans is the album for your music. Ms. Blount has been sing- listening pleasure. I personally ing since her early days in church literacy sounding album. found the album bare. It lacks Apart from her music, acting % , , . c . back in her home town of Wash- j J i- ^ »*-II r -L „ N.I.L.8 was formed in Spnng- life, much like hearing a taped b} Sean Cook and mode hng, Milla also writes , . , .,,, f,, „ ington, D.C. Since then she has ,,,.,, , ., fie Id, IL during the middle of the speaker. interim editor short stories and draws. I only ', , , ,f , (K ,nv„ra developed into a silky songstress. hopeu thatt-u * sheu doesnA„„r„>t t u„burn™ r.„+out 1980s • by ' brothers , , Jeff , and , , Bruce , _ u iu ui,„ „ u„,,. Wi hams. After the band had se-n She attributes her success to the too soon because I d like tof hear ,. ,,, , < „, The Mundahs new CD, Palm , ■ cured all of the members (drum-A early female pioneers of music more ofc her music. , „ ,, ■ . ..„„ Tree Congregation, has a jazzy like Sarah Vaughn, Ella mer Lance Reynolds and guitar- island sound which will bathe Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, and ist Eric White), they started tour- listeners like a warm, soothing many others. The first single "I'm HAMXSevi POH5 i ing across the Midwest. Their breeze. gonna make you mine" has been first album,S/x Inch Extension, The sound varies, at times re- a tremendous success. Other m i gained them nationwide acclaim, sembling the Hawaii-Five-0 theme standout tunes are "Hold On," : m and since they have been touring and, at others, echoing Dire
;■■■■■■■■ "Is It Love," and the title track . f t from Philadelphia to Omaha. Straits. Described by one writer "Natural Thing." This diverse al- 1 pMBE WSa ■-. Some of the band's influences bum contains contributions from include Kiss, Queen and Black DJ Eddie F of Heavy D. and the Flag. But if you listen closely, Chainsaw Boyz as well as Freddie Jackson. r- - - Black Flag seems to have given I enjoyed this album and would ' © ® ® # # : the biggest contribution. The Kittens recommend it for anyone. music is very heavy and fast, which Pop Heiress as a "Q" group (for quirky), this Hard Soul Poets is neither like legendary Queen, •••• nor recent Kiss. Topics range from Hilton Head trio has drawn raves Throw medicine and the environment to from radio stations, clubs and ••*• capital punishment and relation- try Josh Kesterson publications around the region, ships on the album. The defini- acting assistant editor with a mix of jazz, surf and rock. by Sandeep Chellapilla tion of the band is: Two blackies, One critic even heard echoes of staff critic two whities, sometimes fast some- Unlike most bands, the open- Lou Reed. m .:.',::. times slow, with music and lyrics ing song on Pop Heiress, "Sore Overall, Palm Tree Congrega- Although the Wingate, N.C. that lead you to ponder the ques- on the Floor" doesn't tell the tion is an interesting album which based HSP has been compared tion, "Should I bang my head or story for the rest of the album. will hopefully get area with Toad the Wet Sprocket, bust a move?" Banging your head This song is a hard hitting opener concertgoers excited next time Soul Asylum and The Waterboys, would be a little more appropri- that almost seems anticlimatic in they come to town. one can also see strong influ- ate. Although there are some R & contrast with the rest of the al- They play the Gathering on a ences from REM, John B sounds in some of the songs, bum. semi-regular basis. When the Mellencamp, Uncle Tupelo and they only last for a few seconds. The following songs are a blend Mundahs come to Clemson again, The Rave-Ups. In fact, vocalist Then the grunge starts back up to of soothing guitar and Morrisey- you might want to go check out John Crooke is a big REM fan and finish the album. like vocals. This is the Kittens thier unique island sound. Milla it shows in the mandolin-backed, nonlinear story-telling of "Need The Divine Comedy You Again" while the boozy ••••& rocker" Used To be Crazy" sounds • straight out of 1973 FM radio. Clemson's Guide to Entertainment & the Guitars are the centerpiece of the by Dan Winans An Affiliate Publication of the Tiger staff critic HSP sound - a hard to typify mix of rock, folk, punk and some Terrell Johnson Open David Adelman Milla Jovovich just keeps on country-music style too. The quiet Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Computer Manager surprising us. At 11, she began mandolin and guitar riffs are dis- Open Jennifer Floyd Larry K. Barthelemy TV modeling for magazines like Ma- tinctly bluesy, while John Crooke Time Out Editor Business Manager Interim Senior Stalf Photographer demoiselle, at 14, she appeared lets the vocals stand out with Open Alan Derham Liese Snode in Return to the Blue Lagoon, rough-hewn harmonies and trade- Assistant Time-Out Editor Circulation Manager Interim Senior Staff Photographer and, later, she had roles in Chaplin mark powerchords. By the sec- Greg Schmidt Amanda McGovern Open and Dazed and Confused. Now, ond bar of" Paperbook," you hear Advertising Manager Acting Copy Editor Arl Director working around her modeling the audible ring of the pots going Anderson Independent -Mail Erik Martin Larry Loew contract with Almay, she's given up on a cranked Gibson, and the Printer Interim Head Photographer Business/Advertising Coordinator us an album. band is rockin'! Alternative Mark Charney Jennette Bottensek Julie Walters-Steele All of the lyrics and most of the sounds reminiscent of REM can Faculty Advisor Office Assistant Joint Media Advisor music for 10 of the 11 songs on be felt very strongly on a couple Staff writers and critics: Joe Branton, Rob Brosnan, L. Gator Butter, Jr. David Culler,, Michael Duran, Birma Gainor, Caroline Godbey. Grant Gongloff, Jody Horton, Mike The Divine Comedy were written of songs while the balladering King, Chris Moore, Anne Piquette, Tyrone Washington, Maurice Watson and Brian L. Witbek.. by Milla herself, a remarkable style is electrifyingly exploited in The Tiger is a member of the Associate Collegiate Press, the South Carolina Press Association and isa four-star All-America Award Winner. "Hey Richard," a song about a accomplishment for a 17 year old Write to Time-Out at The Tiger, Attrc Time-Out Editor, P.O. Box 2097 University Station, Clemson, SC 29632-2097 The Tiger's offices™ located inSuite906 of the actress/model. The last song is a man's friendship with a learning Edgar A Broom University Union. Time-Out's phone number is 63609S6. To reach our Advertising Department, call 656 2167. Our FAX number ,s 656 4772. Subscriptions to the Tiger are $1} per year and $8 per semester. Local and National Advertising rates are available upon request. beautiful Russian folk song en- disabled person whose psyche and April 14, 1994 pwE^oufl Page 3 Suicide never the answer to problems in life Last week I was saddened, like came. I set the day for Christmas ning on doing, during the course many other people, by the suicide Eve 1992, wrote out my obliga- of a long and rambling conversa- of Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of tory note and went to buy shells tion. It was said in a veiled way Nirvana. Special Guest Commentary at Wal-Mart. It was here my well- that he could have missed, but he While he was clearly no saint, laid plan began to fall apart. I caught it and wouldn't let it pass. and possibly not the best role didn't know what kind of shells And he told me that I had plenty model for the youth of America, to buy. It may seem silly in of good reasons to live. He went he was among the most human Name withheld by request retrospect, but at the time, it on to tell me that I was a good of people: racked with angst and really mattered to me that I get person and that I could work bitterness, full of problems, the right kind of shells. And it things out, but that I probably searching for happiness in a world seemed like such a waste to buy needed someone to talk to and where it seemed no one under- times in my life when I wanted to different. I had lost faith in my- a whole box when I only needed some time to think. I thought it stood him. These are hardly un- die and seriously contemplated self, humanity and the world one shell to do the job. So I didn't over. The next day, I went and common traits in modern society. how I would like to do it. I'm not around me. I questioned the worth buy them the first time. I went talked to my parents, who knew So many of us share similar epi- talking about those whims every- of getting up every morning only back two or three times to get something had been wrong, but sodes of pain and bitterness. De- one has every once in a while. I'm to spend my day wishing I them, but never did. I even asked didn't know what was going on. pression and loneliness are ram- talking about the real thing. wouldn't make it to the next. my friend John what kind of shells They did their best to help me, pant in our society. But that A little over a year ago, I was For nearly two months, I "prac- fit a pump action shotgun. He and I eventually worked some doesn't excuse what he did. having serious trouble dealing ticed" my demise. My father has a recommended quail shot, but I things out. I feel much better Suicide is never the right an- with graduate school, a few rela- shotgun stored under the stairs, wasn't sure to take him seriously, today, even though I still have swer. I wish I could make every- tionships in my life, living at home though he hasn't used it in years. because John is the kind of per- some problems. one understand this. If I could, again with my parents and gener- One day, when I was home alone, son who would tell you the wrong I wish someone had told Kurt then the world would be a much ally dealing with the anxiety I checked to see if it was there. I thing before he would admit he Cobain that he mattered last week. happier place. Suicide leaves be- caused by experiencing all these checked the pump-action thingie didn't know either. He might still be here today. But hind families and friends torn things at once. I woke every morn- to see if it still pumped. It did. We As you can tell by reading this, he's not, so I just thought I 'd tell with guilt, wondering what they ing feeling empty, went to bed had no shells in our house, so I I never went through with my everyone else that life is worth could have done to prevent the feeling overwhelmed by every- just practiced without them, to plan. I won't go into specific names living, even if it is hard and every- tragedy which ripped their lives thing, had nightmares every night make sure I could do it when the or anything, but I was at Nick's, thing seems fucked up every now apart. The answer, sometimes, is and wished during every waking time came. For nearly two drinking a few beers for what I and then. nothing. Some people very clev- moment that the feeling I was months, I repeated the ritual: get was sure was the last time and If you do get to where you feel erly hide their intentions from having would just go away. the gun from below the stairs, talking with a guy who I have you can't handle life anymore, everyone else. At one time in my It wasn't pain as most people pump it, look myself in the eye in known since high school. He isn't just remember that you are not life, I even did the same thing would think of it. It was empti- the bathroom mirror, place the a good friend or anything like alone and that someone does care. myself. ness, a complete void of feeling. I barrel to my chin, and pull the that, but he proved to me that It can mean the difference be- I'm not trying to shock anyone had felt overwhelmed before, even trigger. It seemed that it would someone did care whether I lived tween being here today and gone by admitting this, but I have had depressed, but this was completely make it easier when the time or not. I let slip what I was plan- tomorrow.
Rollins Band Henry Rollins is a guru of This pretty much sums up ev- Melvin Gibbs. As always, Rollins lyrics sorts and quite possibly the driv- erything that I could say about The first single "Liar" has a are thought provoking, truth- Weight ing force behind punk rock to- him that he hasn't said already. video playing on MTV now. ful and relentless. He hasn't day. He mixes intelligence with Henry Rollins proves back why Though I haven't seen it I'm sure lost any of the intensity and ••••• rage, jaded edges with musical he is what he is on the Rollins it is good. continues his masterful lyrics continuity and clarity. He is Band album Weight I would have to list all of the asillustrated in "Disconnect." Rollins. The new album, Weight, is the songs to let you know which "I want to disconnect myself-Pull my brain out and bji Josh Kesterson Over Christmas break I saw follow up to 1992's End of the songs are the best, but I can't do go deep inside-I want to pull it interim assistant editor the Details cover with Henry Silence. Weight, has just as much that, so I'll tell you what song is Rollins being voted Man of the intensity, except now you get to playing right now and that would out." If you don't understand Henry Rollins. This Year. I was with my mom at the hear new songs. be "Divine Object of Hatred." what I'm talking about, you should be all that I need to time and picked up the magazine For this album the first line-up Other songs that have been im- might need some shock say, but that might not do and leaned over to my mom and change since the band's forma- planted into my memory are the therapy by the master him- justice to this man of his said, "You see this guy mom? tion in 1987 was made with the opening track, "Disconnect," self, Henry Rollins. magnitude. He's a bad ass." addition of a new bass player, "Vol. 4" and "Fool."
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wxmm mmmmzmmm Page 4 ptfE^OUft April 14,1994 April 14,1994 This week's music scene an undercurrent of social con- science in thier first Clemson show. Clemson's State of Disorder plays Edgar's tomorrow. SOD has gained a substantial follow- ing in recent months between Clemson and Greenwood playing a mixture of originals and Seattle grunge. For rockabilly and good suds, check out Mc P's, who has April 14th through 20th, 1994 Georgialina in the house for a two night stand. If your music is on the lighter, jazzy side, you might want to check out the Muscadines at the Tonight- Esso Club. This experimental trio hails from Spartanburg, and Earth is promising to be one of the freshest sounds in the area. They specialize in fusing jazz and funk Section 8 Kindread Soul in a fashion little explored in our Backstreets Edgar's area. Their performance last month at the Gathering with the Vigalantes of Love Dacf, T.N.T. Music Expo brings incred- The Gathering ible promise for the growing music Photo courtesy Kindread Soul scene in Clemson. Columbia's Kindread Soul plays Edgar's tonight. To finish off your hump day next week, make sure you stop in 94 by Sean Cook they like to call "Phunk." Friday, April 15th: interim editor At Backstreets, Section 8 re- at the Cantina at Los Hermanos for another round in the T.N.T.- & L. Clator Butler, Jr. turns for another pass in the Jt staff critic Clemson area. Takimine Acoustic Shootout. Hootenannies, Tillinghast & Goree, Manifold Vigilantes of Love will be play- More great "unplugged" talent Tim, Minor Earth, Supergroup & Thoughtcrime The semester seems to be ing the Gathering. That Athens will be featured as the time for the Clemson University Outdoor Theatre Tuesday, April 19th: rounding itself out with a great band will soon release their Cap- grand prize draws near. variety of end-of-the-year concerts ricorn Records debut, Welcome Audience balloting determines Casual Insanity State of Disorder 1 and events. to Struggleville, to follow up last the winner, so come see four Backstreets Edgars Selectedflilarity (Comedy Group) Tonight, reggae act Kindread year's critically acclaimed Kill- great live acts and pass your judge- Soul plays Edgar's. The Colum- ing Floor. The Vigilantes bring ment as to who is the best. Muscadines Elijuun Zoo Edgar's | bia-based band blends the tradi- an exciting stage show and songs Esso Club The Gathering with a rockin' acoustic feel and tional Rasta sound with a style Georgialina I McP's ROSS UNIVERSITY \ Wednesday, April 20th: FINANCIAL AID AVAILABLE ' SCHOOL OF MEDICINE T ♦ American Med School Curriculum — ——- Saturday, AprW16th: T.N> T.^kamine Acoustic Shootout featuring;^- ,w&ii ♦ Complete Your Education In 37 Months • Hart & Johnny • Made in France ♦ Guaranteed Clinical Rotations in US Hospitals Moondogs Georgialina • Ray Keys • Susan Welch VETERINARY MEDICINE Vigilantes of Love ♦ American Veterinary School Curriculum The Gathering Mc. P's Los Hermanos ♦ Listed In AVMA Directory. play the Gathering ♦ We are Affiliated with US Veterinary Schools For Clinical Clerkships. ♦ Complete Your Education In 3 Years tonight in their first Approx 2,000 Ross Grads Currently In Residencies or Private Practice In The U.S.A. Clemson show. Accepting Applications for both Schools for July & No v 1994/Jan & April 1995 Semesters Their last album, ,. ., ,-j ,. -. . . -r7 New York, N.Y., 10001 Killing Floor, International Education Admissions, Inc 212-279-5500 enjoyed wide acclaim.
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BROOKS CENTER DEDICATION FRIDAY - SUNDAY, APRIL 15-17,1994
Share in the excitement as Clemson University dedicates its state-of-the-art performance facility There's a place for you in the Bernstein, Beethoven & Brooks dedication weekend.
Friday, April 15 Sunday, April 17 8:00 p.m. Dedication Ceremony 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. Open House and Tours A Tribute to Leonard Bernstein Department of Performing Arts 3:00 p.m. Concert Student Ensembles Clemson University Concert Brooks Theatre Band and Jazz Ensemble General Admission $5 Free Admission
Saturday, April 16 For more information on dedication events, call the Beginning at Open House and Tours Department of Performing Arts at 803/656-3043. 9:00 a.m. Performances by Clemson For ticket information, call 803/656-2461. University Gospel Choir and other University and community groups »««;t»1 ifki'f s Free Admission 1. In Person Brooks Center Tic feet Office 8:00 p.m. / Dedication Ceremony Monday - Friday 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony Greenville Symphony Orchestra Unwn Ticfeetmg Services and Greenville and Foothills Monday - Friday 8 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Chorales Saturday 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Brooks Theatre Black Tic Optional 2- By Phone $25, $35, $50 per ticket Call 803/291-8499 (291-TIXX)
a Maus is the true story of Vladek Richieu, is murdered by Speigleman, and his son, a strug- the Nazis. Vladek survives by the added bonus of telling the The Gathering gling cartoonist, who wants to showing his skill as a shoe story in the words of a Holocaust recount the horrors of Nazi-era repairman, but he learns first- survivor. Europe in a comic novel. In the hand how brutal the Nazis can Maus earned Speigleman the book, the Jews are mice, the Poles be through several beatings 1992 Pulitzer Prize, a Friday, April 15th: 94 are pigs, and the Nazis are cats. along the way. Guggenheim Fellowship, and a This explains the title. Maus recounts the horrors nomination for the National Book Both father and son fight to of the Holocaust in comic book Critics Circle Award. Hootenannies, Tillinghast & Goree, Manifold jj come to terms with the past, which form as graphically as It is published by Pantheon Tim, Minor Earth, Supergroup & Thoughtcrime constantly haunts them, overshad- Schindler's List did on the Books, and should be available owing their daily lives. A con- movie screen. But Maus has at your local bookstore. Clemson University Outdoor Theatre Tuesday, April 19th: founding factor in their struggle Casual Insanity State of Disorder 1 to relate to one another is the suicide of Anja, Vladek's wife and Backstreets Edgar's Selectedflilarity (Comedy Group) EARTH DAY EC©-FAIR Art's mother. Vladek and Anja Sponsored by: Students for Environmental Awareness Muscadines Elijuun Zoo Edgar's | escaped from Europe with their Esso Club The Gathering lives, yet she never truly escaped the Holocaust. Georgialina Part One of Maus is titled My McP's Father Bleeds History, and it takes Vladek and Anja to the Wednesday, April 20th: gates of Auschwitz while, in the present, Art teeters on the edge April 15 • 10-4pm • Phantom Lot of despair, not knowing how to Concert afterwards • 5-12pm • Amphitheater Saturday, ApriW6th: T.NvT. T^amine Acoustic Shootout featuring;*** ,v»fe* make sense of his father's stories. • Hart & Johnny • Made in France Moondogs Georgialina • Ray Keys • Susan Welch The Gathering Mc. P's Los Hermanos IN THE ARMY, NURSES AREN'T JUST IN DEMAND. THEY'RE IN COMMAND. THIS WEEKEND ATTHEY THEATER Any nurse who jyst,,wants a job can with your level of experience. As find one. But if ybuW a nurs- an Army officer, you'll command the iNlillllBli ing student who wants to be in respect you deserve. And with the added FROM THF.DIHF.CTOROF "THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS" command of your own career, consider benefits only the Army can offer—a $5000 the Army Nurse Corps. You'll be treated as signing bonus, housing allowances and 4 a competent professional, given your own weeks paid vacation—you'll be well in com- patients and responsibilities commensurate mand of vour life. Call 1-800-USA ARMY. Playing Thursday, ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Friday, and Saturday STAND-UP SKITS IMPROV MUSIC Shows at 7:00 & 9:30 Admission: ONLY $2 i See Tom Hanks in his award- winning performance AT MIDN1TE MOVIE SUNDAY DOLLAR MOVII ON FteL ,yC. ;i-fe?\-.-- .'. .... April 14,1994 P> Page 6 TIME* OUT, Tabloid staff pursues truth: Only on the silver screen Like the majority of Howard's scripted boomerang effect of the films, 7Yze Paper has an ensemble character's actions from begin- cast of great actors. Glen Close ning to end also helps to tie turns in a brilliant performance everything together, as the viewer as the paper's strong-willed man- watches the storyline cyclically aging editor who continuously progress back to where the end- butts heads with Keaton. Robert ing is like the beginning. Howard Duvall gives an effortless and does seem to run the overall masterful portrayal of the paper's theme of time into the ground gruff veteran editor, Barnie with the many shots of clocks White. The cast would not be inside and out and moving trucks complete without the addition with words like "Time Movers" The Paper of Randy Quaid as the paranoid on them. Such a prominent theme Starring and ever-worrying McDougal. like time can be easily obtained from the actions of the actors Michael Keaton, Glen Close, Marisa Tomei plays Keaton's reporter wife who finds time to themselves, instead of the use of MarisaTomei.and Robert investigate several story leads cinematic props. Duvall between the back pains and In the md,The Paper is yet •••• morning sickness stemming from another first-rate project from her extremely pregnant condi- the guy who brought us tion. Backdraft and Parenthood. 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