WORDS FROM THE WIZARD WOW!! SOMETIMES I HAVE TROUBLE PROCESSING THE AMOUNT OF TALENT, DEDICATION AND KINDNESS°IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNITY... it’s amazing to see new bands coming out of the woodwork, chatting with people who are intrigued/driven with dreams of putting on/promoting shows, individuals and groups who are passionate about fundraising and causes of which many of us aren’t even aware, Dj’s who love sharing their collections of music with the public, organizers who want to bring people together to build a strong city of creatives and business,°the growing support network of folks that make everything happen behind the scenes -° your passion drives me from day to day – the future is looking bright!! Thank you for your support – the Wizards of TARG° will continue to work hard to always provide a venue where anything is possible – we are here for you – don’t be afraid to reach out to us -° let’s make it happen!! - YOGI CKCU... TARG SALUTES YOU! CKCU 93.1 celebrates 40 years in your ears! University community radio is a°mega important part of any local independent music ecosystem. Not only is it the hub for broadcasting non-commercial music, ideas° & local talent but it also serves as the training grounds for integral & crucial°leaders°within Ottawa music scene. Join us SAT NOV 7 for a special anniversary party! Thanks for the support CKCU!° ° an album that deserves classic status. Almost immediately after Flag’s breakup in ’86, Rollins, along with guitarist Chris Haskett, bassist Andrew Weiss, and drummer Sim Cain, formed Rollins band in ’87. Given that Rollins was of course in Flag for years, a band famous for their work ethic, and Weiss and Cain were former members of GONE (an instrumental band with Greg Ginn), it should be of no surprise that this album was released in the same year they formed. Near the end of Black Flag’s career, Rollins’ vocal delivery had gotten much more laid back. On their fi nal album, IN MY HEAD, it had gotten to a point where he was simply speaking the lyrics relatively normally on many tracks. On the opening track of LIFE TIME, “burned beyond recognition”, the very fi rst impression of this album is a great one, with the intro of the track being Rollins manically yelling “Yea! Yeah! YEAH!”. Henry is absolutely lacerating his vocal chords throughout this album, and the level of sheer aggression is on par with DAMAGED or MY WAR. The riffage provided on this album can best be described as twisted hard rock, and while still carries some of the ROLLINS BAND wierdo jazz-rock infl uences from Gone Life Time and Flag, has a stronger emphasis on Label: 2.13.61 Records concrete riffs, and less on atonal solos Producer: Ian MacKaye and improvisation.° While I dig all the riffs, due to the Fugazi-esque production THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF style, (which should be of no surprise THE MOST UNDERRATED since Ian MacKaye produced this) ALBUMS. One that is even which is a bit bare bones, they feel a bit overlooked by fans of Henry Rollins. subdued and under-emphasized.° Rollins devotees tend to listen to the BLACK FLAG discography, skip While I don’t dig the production, and over ROLLINS BAND entirely (with feel a more raw approach was needed the exception of a few of their more to convey the message being presented, popular songs) and check out his this is still a great album. If ya dig it, it spoken word. This is a grave mistake, shouldn’t be too hard to fi nd, as Dischord and so I’ll try to bring to yer attention did a repress not too long ago. Be sure to check ‘er oot! SSKAKA JJEFF’SEFF’S HHI-FIVES:I-FIVES: AS YOU ALL KNOW, I’M HUGE INTO PUNK ROCK. SADLY, ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PUNK ROCK MUSICIANS, DICKIE HAMMOND, PASSED AWAY THIS OCTOBER AT THE YOUNG AGE OF 50. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST RECORDS THAT HE PLAYED ON: HI YA SLO: I THINK MAYBE I NEED GLASSES. EVERYTHING IS SUPER BLURRY EVEN WHEN I SOBER UP! PLUS, I’M BROKE AND I HAVE A SERIOUS MISTRUST OF OPTOMETRISTS. YOU GOTTA HELP ME, TOM! – Signed: Can’tCsoGood Hey Can’tCsoGood: No problem. You’re wise to avoid those dubious eye docs, for sure. You wouldn’t believe how many people fall for their baloney fancy eye tests and prescriptions and specially made glasses... all that stuff is just a big scam. The human eye easily adjusts to whatever glasses you wear. I’ll tell you what: I’ve got some old glasses lying around my shop #5. YOUR CHOICE #4. POISON IN THE (388 Gladstone). I think they used to belong to my uncle (god rest his LIVE SERIES SPLIT SYSTEM (THE DEMOS) - troubled soul). Anyhow, come by and I’ll fi nd you a pair that will get you W/ JAWBOX - (Band: (Band: Hex) (2015). Super back to 20/20 in the blink of an eye! See ya soon, Can’tCsoGood! Leatherface) (1994). Classic underrated 1980s UK #1. MUSH split with two iconic ‘90s anarcho punk. bands. (Band: Leatherface) (1991). One of my HOWDEE SLO’ TOM! MY NEW BOYFRIEND IS GREAT! HE’S SMART, all time fav albums GREAT IN THE SACK, AND HE LOVES ME. THE ONLY PROBLEM for words I can’t IS THAT HE HAS TERRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC (AND I MEAN TERRIBLE!). IS THAT A “DEAL BREAKER” FOR YOU, SLO’? describe. This – Signed: Singin’DaBlues infl uenced half of the bands I love today. Dear Singin’DaBlues: Oh maaaan... yeah, this really takes me back. I remember one time I had to break up with a super hot girl because she WED NOV 25 – Ska Jeff loved Pink Floyd. But you know what? I never regretted it. Everyone has presents: a benefi t for the their limits, you know? So I say: ya gotta draw a line somewhere. I draw #3. NOTHING #2. HUNG, DRAWN AND victims of the fi re above the it at Pink Floyd. Now you’ve gotta ask yourself: where are you going to VENTURED, NOTHING QUARTERED - (Band: DAILY GRIND in Centretown GAINED SPLIT 7” W/ HDQ) (1985). Underrated – a great lineup of local talent draw your line? And what side of of that line is this guy on? Good luck. FEED YOUR HEAD - UK hardcore with some of to help raise money for those (Band: Hex) (1987). One of the most insane riffage!° affected by the recent fi re. my favourite splits. HEY THERE TOM: I’VE BEEN ASKED TO WRITE AN ADVICE COLUMN FOR A LOCAL FANZINE. GOT ANY TIPS? – Signed: Scabby Dear Scabby: Here’s some pointers: Keep it short, light hearted and universal. Write when you’re tipsy edit when you’re sober. Never miss a deadline and always remember that it’s entertainment (no one actually wants your stupid advice). Best of luck, Scabby! ELIXIR WIZARD’S CORNER NEW BREW ALERT FARMERS DAUGHTER Whitewater Brewing Company “Light & not too hoppy” Fight seasonal depression with this easy going Ottawa Valley brewed blonde ale. It will keep memories of summer alive & mitigate the impending bleakness of KISS another Ottawa winter. A selection of pale Demon Multiball is activated malted barley infuses with locally farmed by locking 3 balls inside Gene Simmons’ mouth. Before you can hops to create a beer that is very refreshing ram a ball down the Demon’s and not overly challenging to the palette. throat you must hit the “Lite Lock” Light, yet defi ned fl avours instill a sense of standup targets fl anking the lock the hard work and drive for quality that has entrance (A). Hitting both of them gone into this blonde. If you are looking to will illuminate the big green “Lock” test the waters of craft brewing this offering triangle lite, indicating you are from Whitewater is a good place to start. ready to aim for Gene’s mouth. Repeat this 3 times and you will be in multiball heaven (disclaimer 3 balls in the mouth still°isn’t enough to shut that guy up). METALLICA To achieve Electric Chair Multiball hit Sparky (the cool looking monster with big tongue) 10 times to light multiball. The lights in front of him indicate your progress.°When one shot is remaining, Sparky will taunt you and all three of the lights in front of him will strobe. Hit him one last time to give him a healthy dose of electricity & presto you’ve got multiball. There are 3 other multiball modes in Metallica but work on mastering this one fi rst. MUSTACHES FOR KIDS (M4K) IS TURNING 10 YEARS OLD... After 9 years of strict growing rules, the ‘stache dictators are opening up the competition. Clean Shave Day on Friday October 30th doesn’t even require a fresh shave.°Full beards and existing ‘staches are invited to compete, and those ‘upper- lip-only’ limitations have been lifted.°Want a fu manchu?°Go for it.°Handlebars more your style?° Grow away. Register now at www.m4kottawa. org.°New growers are defi nitely welcome. FRIDAY MUSTACHE MEET UPS AT TARG The month includes weekly Mustache Meet Ups, Friday evenings at House of Targ.°Come grab a pint & some perogies & spend some time putting down other growers.°It’s ok though, there are a number of unsubstantiated medical theories that posits Mustache Abuse stimulates follicle growth. THE STACHE BASH The month of growing will culminate in the ‘Stache Bash, where the Sweetest ‘Stache is crowned.