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87th year, issue 27 week of APRIL 17, 2002 www.xu.edu/newswire/ Theologians teach religious acceptance BY CHRIS ROMAN ·~cooperation, not confrontation," Contributing Writer both in Europe and the rest of the This past week, Xavier hosted :world, particularly in the politi­ Hans Kung, a world-renowned ' cal arena. theologian specializing in inter­ His thoughts about terrorism religious dialogue. offered a great deal of insight for Kung spoke at four different the post 9-11 America. programs, addressing the reli­ "Religious, ethnic and racial gious aspects of globalization, difference are not the enemy, but modernization and seculariza­ a blesssing for prosperity;' Kung tion. Kung, brought to Xavier by said. the Ethics/Religion and .Society "Those believing they can Program (E/RS), began his lec­ defeat evil through weapons will ture series· Sunday night with the condemn themselves to eternal lecture "A Global Ethic for a New war," Kung said, referencing not Paradigm of Global Relations." only· the situation in Israel and Kung's talk focused primarily Palestine, but also the American with the economic and politica.l conflict in Afghanistan. aspects of the world, including He claims that the United NEWSWIRE PHOTO BY JACKSON GOODNIGHT terrorism, the upheaval in Israel States actually encourages terror- Hans Kun.g (left) and Dr. Paul Knitte.r discussed theolog. ical perspectives in today's_ ~rying times. and the need for acceptance of· ism by not upholding the- Inter~.. · other cultures. national Law and cited the United Kung's series continued Mon­ gaged in a conversation with explained, but nonetheless ech­ "The world does not need a States' historic abstinence from day afternoon as he fielded ques­ Xavier theology professor Dr. oed the mantra of so many activ­ specific ethic, but a common ethi- signing multinational agreements tions from students, faculty and Paul Knitter, discussing the topic ists before him: "If not now, cal standard," Kung said. such as the World Criminal Court members of the community. of "Standing. Firm and Remain­ when?" He encouraged ·an attitude of and Kato agreements. Later that evening, Kung en- ing Open: The Challenge of In­ He stressed the value of the terreligious Dialogue." Golden Rule for establishing re­ , Both Kung and Knitter have lationships between religious, published extensively on this national and ethnic groups . .topic, and have' examined the re­ "It is difficult to be open to lationship between Christianity others when there is so much to and the other religions of the affirm about Christ," Knitter said. world in depth. Both asserted that the most Kung began with a brief lec­ challenging aspect of interreli­ ture about the challenges facing gious dialogue is that no religion, the contemporary Christian reli-. standing firm in its own beliefs, gions, asking the audience if it is wants to concede religious indeed possible to "stand firm" in ground to another. Both Kung one faith and yet "remain open" and Knitter believe that the writ­ to others. ings and prophets of all the He focused the first half of his world's religions hold value for speech upon the essence of Chris­ the other ones. .... tianity, which, as he believes, is "God. is savif.lg .. through oth~r found in Jesus rather than in means," Kung said. Christian philosophy and ethics. Kung then suggested an align­ He moved on to the topic of ment of all the prophets of all the salvation for those who are not religions in such a way that they Christians, and announced his will cooperate and coexist if ap­ belief that the role of the con­ proached in the right way. science and conduct can guide Kung concluded his series at one to a righteous life, and ulti­ Xavier on Tuesday afternoon by mately salvation. visiting the Globalization class. It is difficult to speak of world It marked the last lecture in the peace with so much war, Kung E/RS series for the year. ©2002 Tiie Xavier Newswire All rights reserved NEWS: OP-ED: SPORTS: DIVERSIONS: When the going gets Campus heart fails Men's tennis takes CD reviews galore Advertising (513) 745-3561. rough, XU 5.0 get going to beat fourth at A-JO's Editor-in-Chief (513) 745-3607 PAGE 2 PAGE 6 PAGE 10 PAGES 13-14

.- , - AD MAJOREM DEi G tORIAM , : ...,' 2 week of APRIL 17, 2002 CAMPUS NEWS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE BRIEFS >Elizabeth Boneau, EditQr Campus Police gets ready to rumble >News Room: 745-3122 >[email protected] JENNIFER PUTNAM Along with the uppercuts and Asst. Campus News Editor left-hooks, gifts will be donated and Library. survey·. They're rough, tough and ready prizes will be raffled off during the What are your perceptions and to rumble.- event. expectations for Xavier University Both Xavier and Cincinnati's All gift donations are from Cin­ Library? Xavier faculty, staff and finest will step into the boxing cinnati area businesses. The gifts students are invited to. share these ring as Xavier hosts the first ever range 'from a $25 gift certificate to thoughts through a Web-based Roughman Charity Boxing Con­ Prima Vista, a $35 gift certificate survey. test in Schmidt Field House. from Mount Adams Bar and Grill The survey is part of a national On Saturday, May 4 the Cin­ to a free one:.. night stay in the down­ effort by college and university li­ cinnati Police Division will face town Holiday Inn; braries to measure the quality of off against Cincinnati's All prqceeds of this event will · library services and to identify the Firefighters. Lt. Larry Thomas and benefit the Shriners Hospital, Cin­ best practices. The survey site, Officer Shauwn Palmer will rep­ cinnati Children's Hospital and the www.survey:libqual.org, ·will be resent Xavier's·Campus Police ·as Special ·01ympics: available for three weeks starting Thomas competes in the heavy­ Tickets for the event are $18 in April 8. weight division and Palmer in the advance and $20 for floor seats at When you receive the email no­ lightweight. the door and $12 in advance for ·NEWSWIRE PHOTO BY JACKSO~ GOODNIGHT NEWSWIRE PHOTO BY JACKSON GOODNIGHT tice of this survey, please take a Palmer is in one of only two bleacher seats and $15 the day of . few minutes to complete it, or go female fights in the 20-fight con­ the event. Lt. Larry Thomas shows off Officer 1Shauwn Palmer is . to the Web site and complete the test. "I am very excited and I feel For more information, contact his Roughman game face. ready to take on her survey. In appreciation, four ran­ really good that I am able to make event coordinator Amy Meyer at opponents. domly selected participants will a contribution to such a great 474-3107. receive a $25 gift certificate for the cause," Palmer said. XU bookstore.

ROTC competition Xavier's ROTC Ranger Club will host its fourth annual Best Ranger Competition on Saturday, April 20. Two-person Ranger "buddy teams" from neighboring univer­ sities will compete in performance tests, including a lOK (6.2 mile) road march or "Ruck Run." Teams ::;r;:;i!;dN'f\ will earn points through a total of 10 events and those with the high­ est marks will be given a head ,iii~I' start on the road march. The event will begin at 7 a.m. in the Xavier Armory and all are Cops say: ~~ invited to attend. For more infor­ mation, contact Ranger Cadet Of­ "Lock it Up!" .,...,...... ;;;;;,.,....,. ficer in Charge Luke Fischer at ___''JAMES'' 924-5610. . . . As a result of the increase in the number of complaints of non­ students being seen in the resi­ dence halls, Campus Police asks Vounteers needed that students be aware of-all indi­ Want to make a difference this viduals seen in the residence halls summer? Mercy Connections, a and to lock all doors when leav­ community outreach center at the ing for classes to prevent the theft corner of Madison Avenue and of personal items. Campus Police Woodburn Avenue, is in need of asks that you please contact them summer volunteers. Please con­ at 745-1000 if any suspicious tact Dorothy Desherow at 221- indiviuals are seen in the resi­ 7331 to find out how you can dence halls. help.

PHOTO COURTESY OF DAN GALLAGHER Luau in the Junior James Johnson displays his musical talent and love for his guitar. Caribbean On Friday, April 19 from 9 April 13, 12:58 a.m. - April 14, 8:50 a.m. - April 15, 4:05 p.m. - p.m. to 11 :30 p.m. there will be Police Notes Campus Police responded with Campus Police received a Campus Police received a re­ free food, a live steel drum band, Norwood Police to the 3900 criminal mischief report from port from a student when he left and hula hoop, limbo and papaya April 9, 11:40 p.m. - block of Regent Avenue after Physical Plant who advised his backpack unattended in the eating contests. The event will Campus Police received a receiving·complaints of a loud them that sometime overnight, library. When he returned, sev­ take place on the residential mall complaint of harrassing tele­ party. Two residents of the a fire extinguisher had been set eral items were stolen. infront of the Gallagher Student phone calls from a resident of house were cited after being off on the east wing of the sec­ Center. For more information, the 1760 Cleneay Avenue warned once before to keep the ond floor of Kuhlman Hall. contact SAC at 745-3534. apartments. party inside.

"Navijoe" April 12, 12:10 a.m. -A April 13, 3 a.m. - April 15, 2:05 p.m. --:­ coffeehouse commuter student was cited for Campus Police responded with Campus Police investigated On Saturday, April 20 from 7 underage possession of alcohol Cincinnati Fire Department to complaints· from residents of p.m. to 10 p.m. at the Village ga: and possession 6f false identifi~· a fire alarm on the second floor Ki.ihlma:n Hall that two non-stu~ zebo, there will be coffee and live cation after he was observed of the Commons. A smoke de­ dents were going floor to floor music provided by the bands walking through the courtyard tector had been activated for looking for unlocked rooms. January Falls Behind and Sanctus · of the Village Apartments by unkno-yvn reasons. Physical They were questioned and es­ Real. For more information, con­ Campus Police. Plant was notified. corted off campus. tact Stu Thomas at 924-3559. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE NEWS FEATURES week of APRIL 17, 2002 3 a vier .Xj .. ·.. ~penences. avier . · per1ences Openirtg night

BY MELISSA A. MOSKO named Joe (played by Rob News Features Editor Jansen) who is attempting The long-awaited opening of to save his sister~s local the Gallagher Center has finally' church by producing a come and gone. Christmas version of the Students have broken in its Shakespeare play "Ham-. couches, drank ·every last drop of let." The actors he gets to coffee and even drank a few with put on his production ·are their friends at Ryan's Pub. The ·not quite red carpet caliber, . only part of the new stude,nt center however. With all their left untouched is· the performing quips and quibbles, they arts theater. get their "act" together in The Xavier Players are opening the end, and come out like their new state of .the art theater the shining stars they are, with a production . of "A as not only a group of ac­ Midwinter's Tale," a Kenneth tors simply putting on a Branagh film, adapted for the play, but a family. Xavier Players by Director Cathy The Xavier Players have Springfield .. . taken.a cue.from.the char,,. "We chose 'A Midwinter's Tale' acters in the play and be­ as the first production in ciur beau­ come comrades as well. tiful new theater for several rea­ "My favorite part about sons," Sprinfield said. "First, it's the play has been meeting very, very funny. It's also a play new people," said Molly about putting on a play, and we Boehringer, who plays thought that was very apropos, Nina. given the PHOTO COURSTESY OF XAVIER PLAYERS Amid Some of the cast from "A Midwinter's Tale" from left to right: Rob Jansen, Toby Coleman, Molly fact that our the stress Boehringer, Carolyn Gau, Ben Krause, Matt Kroeger, Kael Landry and Maggie Graham. theater was "Our theater was a n d literally be­ bustle of life on ing' built literally being built the siage, the while we re­ while we rehearsed. Xavier Players Cast of ''A Midwinter's Tale'' hearsed. This have found time Scotty Allison - Terry performance This performance is to kick back and Ben Kraus e - Vernon is our dress enjoy them- Mark Arminio - Terry's son rehearsal for . our dress rehearsal for. -selves. Matt Kroger - Henry the theater." "I have really Alexandra August - Marguerite ' . . The stu­ the theater. " enjoyed the stress Kael Landry - · Tom dents are Cathy Springfield free atmosphere," Bobby Bedilion - Auditionee very excited Director of said Ben Krause, Katy Leslie - · Auditionee "BSB" about their playing Vernon. .MQlly Bo~bring~i:. - Nina .Performing Arts '"I·. also. like. the . first produc­ Autumn Nickoli - ASM, Producer tion in their fact that I can put Toby Coleman - Canforth new theater as well. on make-up here with out people Michael Palascak - Young Actor "The theatre is incredible," said · judging me." Katie Dicken _:_Auditionee Katy Leslie, who plays an "A Midwinter's Tale" will run Ryan Parke - Waiter auditionee in the production. "The from Thursday, April 18 through Carolyn Gau - Molly tech equipment is great, not to men­ Sunday, April 21. The April 18-20 Sam Schrader - Canforth 's mom tion the comfortable seats." shows begin at 8 p.m. and the April Maggie Graham - Fadge Player Elena Hlebiczki, who js 21 show is a matinee beginning at Margaret Timmons - Auditionee taking on the role of Mortimer, 2p.m. Kristin Hanlon - Auditionee agreed. "We finally have the fa­ Tickets for the play are $12 for Matt Walak - Assistant to the Producer cilities and tools a college theater general admission and $7 for stu­ Elena Hlebiczki - Mortimer should have." dents. They can be purchased at the Steve Weisenburger - Terry's Friend As for the play, it is centered door or by calling 745-3205. Rob Jansen - Joe around an out-of-work actor Troy Zavagno - Richard III Jack Kaniecki ,.._ Marguerite's assistant

..''].... l.k..z.epie. . '' - DanCox Well, that's all folks. • Unless one ofyou brave souls wants to fill my shoes, this is the last ofthe News Features section. Don't worry. I have small feet. 4 .week of APRIL 17, 2002 THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE

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BY SORAYA SARHADDI NELSON As part of the U.S. effort to Knight Ridder Newspapers bring peace to the region, Powell visited Beirut and Damascus. on JERUSALEM - Israeli Prime Monday, but returned to Jerusa­ Minister Ariel Sharon on Monday lem after failing to convince Leba~ promised President Bush that troops nese and Syrian leaders to end at­ would withdraw from two key West tacks on northern Israel by the Is­ ·Bank cities within a week, a com- lamic militant group Hezbollah. mitment the White House hailed as a Powell also supported Sharo1,1's positive d~velopment. idea of a regional peace confer­ The announcement came on a day ence that would not include . of fast-moving events that included Arafat. Arab leaders have balked the arrest of Marwan Barghouti, the at omitting Arafat from such a con­ charismatic Palestinian militia leader ference. that Israel says is responsible for ter­ The meeting was planned to ror attacks on civilians, and Secre­ begin at the foreign minister level, tary of State Colin Powell's contin­ and Arafat could send high-level ued efforts to stop the violence. Palestinian officials to represent Sharon said troops would pull out him, Powell said. Powell was ex­ of Jenin and Nablus but would re­ pected to discuss the proposal fur­ main in Ramallah, where Palestin­ ther at separate meetings Tuesday ian leader Yasser Arafat has been un-. with Sharon and Arafat. der house arrest for more than two Israeli forces had been search-· weeks, and Bethlehem, where Israeli ing for Barghouti since soldiers troops surround Palestinian gunmen began the West Bank incursion in the Church of the Nativity. March 29. The Israelis describe "As soon as the situation at the the operation as an attempt to de­

Church of the Nativity can be re­ stroy the bases of terrorists who PHOTO BY BOAZ OPPENHEIM, FLASH 90 solved, I think the president believes have killed hundreds of people. there will be rapid progress by Israel Israel holds Barghouti respon-· An Israeli sniper keeps watch near the Mount Hertzl Military Cemetary in Jerusalem on following in Bethlehem what they sible for several terror attacks. on Tuesday prior to an official memorial for Israeli soldiers killed during fighting in the are doing in Jenin and Nablus/' A tip Monday led Israeli troops West Bank town of Jenin. White House spokesman Ari Reisher to the house where Barghouti was said. "The Church of the Nativity hiding in Ramallah, about 600 problem has got to get ~esolved; feetfromArafafs besieged office· said to head· the ·organization's Barghouti as a possible successor · security chief in·the West, warned That's one of the things that Secre­ compound. Barghouti, a cousin, · armed militia, Tanzim, Arabic for to Arafat, 72, but many Palestinian against "killing or humiliating" tary Powell is working very hard on and the Palestinian official who "organization." leaders say Barghouti is more of a Barghouti, saying it would increase right now." owned the house surrendered Some young Tanzim members savvy public speaker than a real the "circle of violence." Bush's 15-minute talk with without a fight. are also part of the al Aqsa Martyrs' member ofArafat's inner circle. Sharon was their first conversation Barghouti supported the peace Brigades, which has claimed re­ Israeli security forces were in­ since April 6, when Bush pressed the process until the Palestinian up­ sponsibility for suicide bombings. terrogating Barghouti late Monday prime minister to end the offensive rising began in September 2000. But it is not clear whether in Jerusalem, Israeli television re­ that Israel launched in retaliation for He is secretary-general ofArafat's Barghouti controls the brig_ades. ported. Palestinian suicide bombings. political movement, Fatah, and is . Some pundits have mentioned Jibril Rajoub, the Palestinian New bin Laden video surfaces FEATURES AL-QAIDA LEADER TALKING WITH SEPT. 11 HIJACKER, ADDS 'TO MYSTERY OF OSAMA'S CURRENT WHEREABOUTS

BY JONATHAN S. LANDAY There was no indication when Bin Laden's last known loca­ mandos are continuing to hunt for out and worked and sacrificed their Knight Ridder Times it was produced. tion was in a mountain stronghold renegade al-Qaida members in lives for God, God granted this con- · But al Jazeera said information in Tora Bora, in eastern Afghani­ mountainous eastern Afghanistan. quest that we enjoy today," WASHINGTON - Videotape ex­ on the tape indicated Alhaznawi's stan, about 10 days before the com­ A joint U.S.-Afghan patrol was Zawahiri said in Arabic. "The great cerpts aired Monday by an Arab sat­ segment was recorded in the plex of tunnels and bunkers was hit attacked near the Afghan city of vict()rY, that. was _ac,hieved was be­ ellite television channel rekindled southern Afghan city of Kandahar by U.S. airstrikes and overrun in late Khost on Saturday night and three cause of God's help and not be­ the mystery surrounding the where­ six months before the Sept. 11 at­ December by anti-Taliban fighters Afghans were wounded. A U.S.- . cause of our efficiency or power." abouts of Osama bin Laden, the ac­ tack. and U.S. special forces. controlled airfield near Khost was More than 3,000 people died in cused mastermind of the Sept. 11 ter­ A narration that accompanies attacked Sunday night, but in both the bloodiest attack in history on rorist attacks. the tape "appears to have been re- cases U.S. AC-130 aerial gunships the American homeland. The excerpts broadcast by the al corded recently," al Jazeera said. repelled the attackers. The man identified as Jazeera satellite channel featured U.S. officials said they believed "{The tapej Some U.S. and foreign officials Alhaznawi, reading from a prepared shots of bin Laden and his top aide, the segments featuring bin Laden believe bin Laden may have been text, states, "The time of humilia­ Ayman al Zawahiri, as well as a sepa­ and Zawahiri were taped after the Comments On things killed in the assault or died of natu­ tion and subjugation is over. It is rate clip in which a purported Sept. World Trade Center and Pentagon b ral causes, while others say he may time we kill the Americans in their 11 hijacker declared in an apparent attacks. post-Sep tem er 11, have fled over the rugged border heartland, among their children, farewell message: "It is time to kill "I was advised that what I was b h f.b · L J , \ into Pakistan and escaped to an­ and next to their forces and intelli­ Americans in their heartland." watching very likely was using a Ut f. e \I tn aaen/ other country. gence." The speaker, clad in military fa­ patchwork 'of clips from previous pieces appear to be The prevailing theory among Apparently referring to al-Qaida tigues and wearing a checkered Arab periods, along with some dialogue U.S. analysts is that he is hiding attacks on Americans outside of the headdress, was identified in an al of more recent periods," Defense from last year~ " somewhere along the Afghanistan­ United States,Alhaznawi said: "We Jazeera news release as Ahmed Secretary Donald H.' Rumsfeld · _ Donald H. Rumsfeld, Pakistan frontier or with sympa­ killed them outside their homes, Alhaznawi, one of three hijackers of told a Pentagon briefing. "It com- thetic tribesmen inside Pakistan's thanks to God. But today, we are United Airlines Flight 93, which ments on things post- September Defense Secretary autonomous tribal belt. · killfog them in the midst of their crashed in rural Pennsylvania. 11, but the (~in Laden) pieces The videotape excerpts aired by homes." Al Jazeera, based in the Persian appear to be from last year." al Jazeera sl!ow bin Laden, his head He ended his statement by say­ Gulf nation of Qatar, said the excerpts Still, the excerpts revived ques­ covered by a white cloth, and ing he considered himself a martyr. were from an hour-long videotape; tions about what has happened to U.S; officials·monitored walkie~ Zawahiri· kneeling side-by-side· in Al Jazeera· said it confirmed titled "The Wills of the New York and bin Laden since his former hosts, talkie transmissions in which bin a pastoral setting. Alhaznawi's identity by comparing Washington Battle Martyrs," that was the puritanical Taliban move­ Laden was heard exhorting fight­ Only Zawahiri, a former Egyp­ the face of the man in the video­ hand-delivered to the station last ment of Afghanistan, were driven ers of his al Qaida terrorist network tian physician, is heard speaking, tape with the hijacker's picture on week. Al Jazeera intends to broad­ from power in December by U.S.­ to resist. praising the 19 men who hijacked the FBI's Web site. cast the videotape in its entirety led military forces and allied Af­ His whereabouts since then are four U.S. airliners on Sept. 11. Thursday. ghan fighters. a mystery, but U.S. and other com- "Those 19 brothers who went • ··t 6 week of APRIL 17, 2002 OPINIONS AND EDITORIALS THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE· NEWSW1llE >Lena Davie, Editor >email: [email protected] -STAFF EDITORIAL- Gallagher gripes A bagel sandwhich is $5, a bottle point that campus should be geared of water from the fridge is $125 and toward students. a piece of fresh fruit is over $1. Add Though we realize campus this all together, and a seemingly would not exist without the sym­ simple meal at the new Gallagher biotic relationship of students and center costs more than $7, a small investors, it seems that providing fortune by poor-college-kid stan­ an environment conducive to com­ dards. We at The Newswire have to fortable learning is falling on the wonder: Who is supposed to ben- priority list in favor of creating en-. efit from the new student center? vironments which will bring in · Xavier students eagerly awaited more money for the university, re­ the opening of the qallagher Cen­ gardless of students' needs. ter, marketed as the "heartbeat of For instance, the hours kept by campus." Expecting great new these businesses don't help stu­ . amenities, new dents who need facilities and ftin late-night help food options, we 1:ls with the Cintas and service at ·were greeted in­ food stations is stead with high Center, the not fast enough LETTERS ·TO THE· E D T 0. R prices, mediocre adminis-tration seems· to serve s~udents service and a who need a quick cold shoulder di- to be missinu thepoint bite between Parking lot security questionable rected toward o classes. .students' needs. that campus should be And while the Two weeks ago, I joined a I suppose the needs of the many Might I suggest we ratchet up Did you know brand new, shiny steadily growing group on Xavier, cars in R-2 outweigh the hundred the prices on the Cintas luxury that non-profit geared towards offices look University'$ campus. Sometime. or so cars in the Commons lot, but boxes a bit? Or would Xavier food donations Jent.."". " great, where are during the early morning hours of how difficult would it be to put up rather build shiny new buildings cannot be Stu U1 "' the student rec Thursday, April 4, someone. (or a few cameras in the Commons lot. than make sure the property of its brought into the rooms? Pool someones) decided to break out one residents is protected? Gallagher Center tables? Video of my car windows and liberate my ·''If I had parked I will agree the safety of my car for student service functions? Did games? These things are available stereo from my car. is not t~e highest priority - it you know that Victory Perk, the new at other universities' student cen­ I discovered this when I returned my car in the should take a back seat to protect- · caffeine dispenser, is not open dur­ ters. What about the traveling lap• from class to a message from Cam­ ing the safety of the students here. ing afternoon classes? Or that bev­ top deal? And about the pub ... we pus Police along the lines of "we Commons lot . But what if I had gone out to my · erages from the refrigerators down­ can tell the difference between think your car may have been bro­ car to get something at the moment stairs cost more than from the vend­ glasses and paper cups, between sil­ ken into," which, of.course, was overnight without a when my car was being robbed? ing machines on campus or even verware and plastic. exactly what happened. If there are people willing to from the bookstore a flight up? If We may be young, but we pay a While this seems to be a weekly parking pass, there commit grand theft roaming the Gallagher Center is supposed to lot of money to be educated, and event in some of the more remote wouldhave been a around the Commons lot, it could. be the heartbeat of campus, it seems we know when we are getting parking are.as at the time, my car · .easily become a "personal safety as though our arteries may be laughable conditions. We are not was parked in the Commons lot. ticket waiting for me ·issue." clogged. ungrateful, we are baffled. Let us From the amount of damage I bet if I had parked my car in It's not that students are overly know when ·the administration· is· done to my car.'s. control.panel, a ... under my windshield .the.Commons· lot ·overnight with­ demanding, it's that once again, as ready to think about real students few minutes had to have gone by. out a parking pass; there would with the Cintas Center, the admin­ - until then, we'll be snoozing un­ Whoever took my stereo ripped it wiper the next day. have been a ticket waiting for me istration seems to be missing the til we can get some fresh coffee. from its slot, sifted through the con-· It seems clear where under my. windshield wiper the tents of my glove compartment and next day. It seems clear where the COPYRIGHT 2002 CIRCULATION 3,500 opened my trunk to see ifl had any­ the priorities are. " priorities are. Editor-in-Chief & Publisher JOEANGOLIA thing worth stealing there. Yet no My problem is not with the Managing Editor JILL GREEN one saw or heard a thing as my car Campus Police as individuals - Advertising Manager SCOTIKASE and the car of a young lady in the It's not that I'm upset because I while I was at the Campus Police Advertising Assistant EMILYKUCIA Commons lot were broken into. was terribly attached to my car ste­ house, all the officers were very re­ Adviser MIKE KAISER While giving me a ride to the reo - it's just stuff, afterall - but spectful and sympathetic. The Campus Police House so I could for the money I'm paying for the problem is that by the time one fills fill out the incident report, the of­ privilege of parking in the Com­ out the incident report of a car Campus News Editor Photography ficer mentioned to me that now, be­ mons lot, I thought my stuff would break-in, Campus Police has done El.12'ABE1H BONEAU SARAH RICIITER cause of the rash of thefts in the R- be ~ little· better protected. all they can do. JENNIFER PUTNAM JACKSON GOODNIGHT 2 lot, there is ar_ound-the-clock sur­ The problem is that Xavier has I realize there is no chance the World News Editor Contributors veillance there. bought up so much land for extra perpetrator of these crimes will be BIILSNODGRASS . CHAD RINK As a result of this, there was no parking and hasn't increased their caught - the job now is prevent­ Opinions and Editorials KELLIE OGANOWSKI one watching my lot. Since my police force, proportionally.· Of ing this from happening to me or LENA DAVIE JON BACHMEYER brother's car was broken into last course, there is the age-old excuse anyone else again in the Commons MARIA HAJJAR COLIN MCDERMOTI winter in the R-2 Iot,I'll be glad to that it would cost too much to em­ lot, or any other lot for that matter. Sports LOVE DOG attest to the necessity of police ploy extra officers to patrol the park­ MATIMILLER News Feature Editor presence (().r at least monitoring) in¥, .lots or to install surveillance - Jonathan Mosko SEAN O'BRIEN MELISSA MOSKO· there. cameras. Class of '02 Diversions Copy Editors MIKE KOHLBF.CKER BF.CKYMUICH DAN COX ANTHONY MOSKO Calendar TIM SHIELDS DANARBEZNIK Accounts Receivable Photography Editor KATIEWILKJNS DEVIN MATHIS Distribution JONATHAN MOSKO

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The Gallagher Student Center ... ity, high-priced food is available .. the. .tbh:d new b~ilcling :we hav.e. wit;:- ... here), .s~udents honestly haye np nessed the opening of in the last two place to go and relax, unless it is years here at Xavier. Now I know to study in one of the many chairs everyone has gripes and complaints that will hold your $I 0 meals about the Commons, and some even while you study. express dislikes about the almighty Perhaps the students who live Cintas Center, but none of the build- on campus with meal plans and ings have disappointed me as much have money to spend on their All as the Gallagher Card feel differ- Center has. ently, but I sure In my opinion, "The social am missing the Xavier has a lot of days of the old nerve calling this a'tmosphere that used Grill when I monstrosity a fa h could get a de­ "student" center. to emanate om t. ~ cent lunch for For example, 'Down Under' and under $2. you walk into. the Sure the place and you get other areas ofthe old Gallagher Cen- the sensation you ter looks nice. have entered a Student center, which But what about weekend health ~-I'. Alter Hall? The spa, given the some OJ you may library? If shape of the ll · · t Xavier is truly "building and the . reca ".tS)US · . "'committed to quiet elevato'r completely gone. " excellence in music that so deli- e d u c a t i o n , " cately fills the air. shouldn't we be But this is only the beginning of worried about bringing these the disappointment. buildings up to date? It won't be They may as well have erected a long before incoming students re­ sign out front that says: "If you alize Xavier gives them great­ aren't coming here to spend money looking places to eat and watch or study, then don't bother coming sporting events, but when it comes in at all,'' because this is about all to keeping their actual academic you can do as a student in your buildings up to date, we just don't brand new, state-of-the-art "student" seem to care. center. Those of you who enjoy the The social atmosphere which Gallagher Center, more power to used to emanate from the "Down you. But being an employee at Under" and other areas of the old the bookstore, I have the "privi­ student center, which some of you lege" of spending a lot of quality may recall, is just completely gone. time there, and most days I find Unless you are planning on spend- myself anxious to leave as soon ing $7 on a sandwich, or paying near as possible. stadium prices for a beer on a Friday We may never witness the day . afternoon, wha.t are yoµ supposed when the.. air conditioning works to do here? · correctly in all classrooms in Al- l understand the need for office ter, so as to make the learning en­ space around campus, but the num- vironment more comfortable, ber of offices that plague the but at least we can take comfort Gallagher Center is ridiculous. knowing we can get a Whopper or Other than the Clock Tower Lounge, a beer whenever we want. which resembles a conference room more than it does a lounge for stu­ dents, and the "food court area" (and - James Murphy what a great selection of fine qua!- Class of '03 ....'f.

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GOOD LUCK TO THE. GRADUATING CLASS. YOU'RE . ' ALMOST THERE. 10 week of APRIL 17, 2002 THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE BRIEFS ,• ' >Matt Miller, Editor 745-287S A-lOs >Sports Desk: Men fourth at >[email protected]'!_ Women ready for conjerence tourney Golf finishes BY ABBY LEE . ' .. ~ eighth Sports Writer The women's golf team fin­ The men's tennis team missed ished eighth out of 15 teams this third place in the Atlantic 10 Tour­ weekend at the Eastern Ken­ nament by one. match on Sunday; tucky University Lady Colonel losing 4~3 to St. Bonaventure. Classic in Richmond, Ky. The Musketeers went into the The team shot a three-round tournament seeded third and de­ . total of 970 (316-324-330) for feated Duquesne on Friday to ad­ the tournament. vance to the semifinals. in Pitts­ Junior Beth Hamilton fired a burgh, where they fell to George 79 in all three rounds, leading Washington. the way for the Musketeers with Xavier's three through six a 237 and finishing 15th over­ singles players all picked up wins all. while the Musketeers swept the .. · Sophomore Jill Stein finished doubles to beat the Dukes. just one stroke behind Hamilton Junior Brent Lehring pfayed . with the help of an opening No. 3 singles and rallied back from round 74, and a three-round to­ a second set loss to beat tal of238 (74-83-81). Duquesne's Ryan Moseley, 6-3, 4- Freshman Abby Fowler shot 6, 6-0. Like Lehring, senior Aaron a 241 (77-83-81) for the tourna­ Bauer also played a strong third ment, tying her for 22nd overall. set, winning his match 6-7 (4), 6- Senior Kim Farrell turned in a 3, 5-i before the match was 254 (86-79-89). Sophomore stopped. Sara MacDonald carded a 282 No. 5 sophomore Ryan Potts (90-96-96). and No. 6 junior Scott Triplett The team was fourth after the both won in straight setS; Potts won first round and fifth after the sec­ his match, 6-2, 6-2; and Triplett ond day of competition. was victorious, 7-6 (4), 6-3. Toledo edged out Murray In doubles, Lehring teamed State and Austin Peay State to with sophomore Brad Meadors at win the tournament with a 942 No. 1 to win their match, 8-3. Jun­ (315-313-314). ior Matt Thinnes and Bauer won Samantha Fox of Austin Peay No. 2 doubles 8-5, and senior Rob . State was the medalist! shooting Bakker teamed with Triplett for an , PHOTO COURTESY OF XAVIER SID a 222 (72~ 78.~ 72}. . 8-4 win in No. 3 doubles. Freshman Stephanie Bauer, whose brother, Aaron, plays on the The team plays its final tour­ The victory marked the' second meri's team, won her singles match against Louisville, 6~4. 5..:4, . nament of the season on April year in a row and the third time in and teamed with classmate Lauren Clary to easily win their 19-21 at the Ohio State Lady seven years that Xavier had ad­ doubles pairing, 8-3. Buckeye in <;;:olumbus, Ohio. vanced to the A-10 semifinals. Unfortunately, the team didn't 7-5, 6-3. Triplett has a close two set­ . Emily Senich and junior Lindsay Waugh honored have as much luck in the semis ter, but also pulled out' a convincing Dressman both playedtough three­ Xavier junior Amy Waugh against the GW team they lost to . 6-4, 7-5 victory. set singles matches before falling was named to the just a week before. Posting a 4-3 The team came up one match to the Cardinals. womenscollegehoops.com All- · loss, the Muskies earned singles short, with Bakker and Triplett win­ Clary and Bauer teamed up to American Underrated First Team. wins from Thinnes, Bauer and ning their singles match 8-4. lead the way for Xavier in doubles, The honor roll includes players Potts. Meanwhile, last week the winning their match, 8-3. who were not named to regional Nevertheless, the team's hopes women's team also played a close Senich and sophomore Kate Kodak All-America Teams or the were high they could pull out a match that came down to one singles Wieghtman won their match 8-6, Associated Press All-America third place victory over .St. victory, losing 4-3 to the University while Dressman and junior Katy TejiI11s. Bonaventure, whom they beat just of Louisville. Wiles were also victorious, 8-6. This past season the 5-foot-6 three weeks ago in a close 4-3 vie- Freshmen Lauren Clary and The women's team plays one fi- . guard led Xavier in scoring ( 16.5 tory. Stephanie Bauer were the only two nal match against Dayton on Tues­ ppg) and assists (6.3 apg) while However, on Sunday the 4-3 victorious singles players. Clary won day before theA-10 Toumame~t be­ leading the Atlantic 10 Confer­ victory went to the Bonnies. her match against Melisa San Mar­ gins on Friday. ence in assist/turnover ratio Bakker, playing No. l, won his tin when San Martin had to retire at (2.09) and three-pointers per match in two sets, 6-3, 6-3. 3-2 in the first set. game (3.07). Potts continued his steady play Bauer won in straight sets, 6-4 6- This past season Waugh was in theNo. 5 singles spot, winning··· 4; ·against· Kelly Kiehna: Senior · named to the Atlantic 10 All­ - Conference Second Team and to the All-Tournament Team. GAMES She will begin her senior year ][ On Tap with 952 career points and 433 career assists. of the Waugh will pair with class­ Wednesday, April 17 Friday, April 19 Sunday, April 21 • mate Reetta Piipari to form a vet­ WEEK eran guard tandem for the Mus­ •Baseball vs. Louisville •Baseball vs. Richmond •Women's Tennis at BASEBALL VS. at 6 p.m. Atlantic 1O Championship keteers. As a sophomore, Piipari at noon (DH) RICHMOND led the nation in assists while Friday, April 19 and Thursday, April 18 Waugh sat out the majority of the Saturday, April 20 - •Women's Golf at Saturday, April 20 season with a ruptured Achilles' Lady ~uckeye Classic at noon •Men's Golf at Atlantic 10 - tendon. •Women's Tennis at at Hayden Field Championship Home baseball games take In naming her to the All­ Atlantic 1O Championship The No. 19 ranked Rich- place at Hayden Field. American Underrated Team, mond Spiders bring their 32- Friday, April 19 womenscollegehoops.com •Men's Golf at Atlantic 10 4, 12-0 record to Hayden Field Home tennis matches take called Waugh, "Maybe the best Championship this weekend. Xavier is com- •Women's Tennis at place at Xavier tennis courts. pure point guard west of Storrs, ing off a solid sweep of La Atlantic 1 Championship Connecticut." o •Women's Golf at Salle and would like nothing Referring to her and Piipari, Lady Buckeye Classic Home games are in bold •Men's Golf at Atlantic 1 more then to knock off a na- the Web site said, "Next year's. o tionally-ranked· opponent. · Championship Richmond Musketeer backcourt will be •Basebali vs. at Come out and cheer the Mus" noon scary good." keteers onto a big win. · THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE SPORTS week of APRIL 17, 2002 . 11 XU sweeps· hapless La S.alle Muskies prepare for visitfrom nationally-ranked Richmond

BY STEVE METZGER went 6 2/3 innings .without sur­ . Sports Writer rendering a hit or a run until La The Musketeers rolled into ac­ Salle got on the board with two tion this. past week with a record of outs in the seventh on a solo home 16-13.(7-1 in A-10 play). Combin­ run. Xavier's offense put together ing quality pitching and timely hit­ 17 hits and ht1;ng a 10 spot in the. · ting, Xavier has compiled a success­ fourth to earn the victory. ful record so far this season and de­ spite losing a pair of nqnconference XAVIER 7, LA SALLE 5 games continued its strong Atlantic The Musketeers completed IO play with a three-game sweep of the sweep of the Explorers in La Salle over the weekend. Philadelphia on Sunday. Xavfoi: used its speed this time BALL STATE 6, XU 5 to win as they nabbed.five stolen. (10 INNINGS) · bases in the first thre~ innings. Xavier grabbed the lead early Junior Eric Greenwell and against· BSU as sophomore Alec Johnson"each. hadJwo andjunior Moss started the thiid inning by rip­ Ryan Schreen nabbed another as ping a triple to center and was later the Musketeers established a six­ driven in on a single by classmate run lead. Kevin McKnight The third ended Starter Sues went six innings . . . with the Musketeers scoring three allowing five hits and two runs . runs and taking back control of the Freshman Kevin Cunningham lead. Freshman Sean Finnegan went The only Xavier run came in the .earned his fifth save. six· innings giying up four runs of seventh inning on junior Jarret Sues'· . which three were earned. lead-off home run to left center. UP NEXT In the ninth, freshman Jay Xavier; now 19-15 and 10-1 in Johnson, who had come in to relieve XAVIER 5, LA SALLE 2 the A-10, w.illplay at the Univer- Finnegan, walked the first batter he Xavier used the strong pitching sity of Louisville today at 6 p.m. faced. That runner reached third on performance ofjunior Adam Jahnsen The Musketeers have a huge a sacrifice bunt and scored on a sac­ to pull off yet another A-10 victory. series this weekend as the Uni­ rifice fly tying the game at five. Jahnsen (7-3, 4.13 ERA) went ~he versity of Richman comes into · The winning run came for the distance giving up just two runs in town for an A-10 showdown. The Cardinals in the I 0th on a throwing seven innin.gs of work and throwing Spiders are ranked as the No. 19 error that allowed the man on third a total of 91 pitches. team in the country by Baseball , . : ... \ ':: ~ . to score with two outs in the inning. The Muskies jumped out to the · America. early lead on a double by freshman . UR has compiled an overall CINCINNATI 12, XAVIER 1 Brett Smith. record of 32~4 and is undefeated Xavier returned home on La Salle later tied the game, but in Atlantic-I 0 action, leading the . Xavier pulled away scoring three .. Wesf DiviSion. ··the :series starts Wednesday to take on its crosstown . . PHOTO COURTESY OF XAVIER SID rivals, the Cincinnati Bearcats. more runs in the seventh. on Friday with a doubleheader. Junior Jarret Sues hit a solo home run againSt UC to provide the XU used a trio of pitchers to keep The first pitch is at noon. On Sat­ only.offense for X last Wednesday. This past weekend, Sues the game close early, but in the sixth XAVIER 15, LA SALLE 1 urday, the series will conclu.de pitched six innings, allowing only two runs as XU completed a inning UC, already with a two-run In the second game, Xavier re­ with a game at noon as well. three-game sweep of the last-place Explorers. · lead, extended it to seven runs on ceived another complete game per­ three hits and three walks. formance, this time by Finnegan. He

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Linda McCartney The late Linda McCartney re­ corded the music scene of the six­ ties as the first photographer of the Rolling Stone magazine. Combin­ ing photography and rock and roll, McCartney captured some of the memorable images of this historic era. Included in this exhibition are bands and musicians that have be, come icons of the 20th century: Jimi ·Hendrix, Aretha Franklin, The Roll­ ing Stones, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Janis Joplin, B.B. King,

Otis Redding and The Grateful PHOTO COURTESY OF. PARAMOUNT PICTURES Dead. The exhibition is on view Gavin Banek (Ben Affleck) and Doyle Gibson (Samuel L. Jackson) have words after a car accident. through June 23, 2002 at the Day­ ton Art Institute. Admission: $10 ·BY JIMMY DILLON keeps Doyle from making his trial that Gavin persuaded the incoher­ play, which leads the film to a thrill­ for adults; $8 for students ( 19+, Contributing Writer . and he loses his two sons in a cus­ ent signer to give his John Hancock ing high point. with valid id). 937-223-5277 Ever had a really bad day? I bet tody dispute with .his wife. on legal papers. Gavin does this The acting· from both Jackson it wasn't as bad:as either,character This.will set the premise.. of.the under pressure. of.his boss .and. fa. .andAffleckis super.b. The support­ in the latest Paramount psycho­ movie, as Gavin attempts to reclaim iher-in-law; Delano, played by ing actors, in both their.Jives, in­ drama, "Changing Lanes." With ·his folder, and Doyle tries to recover Sydney Pollack ("Out of Africa"). cluding the roles by Doyle's AA strong acting performances by ac­ the 20 minutes he lost. This moral conflict for the once do­ sponsor played by William Hurt tors Ben Affleck ("Good Will Hunt­ As the movie progresses, you good pro bono lawyer will play the ("A.I.: Artificial Intelligence") and ing") and Samuel L. Jackson begin to delve more and more into major motif in his story line. Gavin's secretary and on-the-side ("Shaft"), this tale of revenge and the lives of the two men. You find Doyle also has to struggle with love interest away from home, Toni manipulation in New York City they are at different ends of the spec­ his demons: As a recovering alco­ Collette (''The Sixth Sense"), make Xavier jazz between complete strangers is trum in their lives. Gavin is at the holic, the man who lost his two sons this movie even better. The Xavier Jazz Ensemble will brought to life. · ·top of his ca- to his divorced Debuting screenwriter Chap be playing all the jazz that's fit to The two characters, Gavin reer, attempt­ wife just hours Taylor and director Roger Michell play and fun to hear April 21 at 8: 15 Banek (Affleck), a Wall Street law­ ing to hit the before takes a ("Notting Hill") collaborate to p.m. at the Edgecliff Recital Hall. yer and Doyle Gipson (Jackson), a big one, by trip to a near-by make a fantastic and realistic movie They will be playing peices writ­ recovering alcoholic play a sort of winning this bar. He immedi- that seems to capture how a bad day ten and arranged by the director, real-life Spy vs. Spy (from MAD court deci­ ately asks for cangetworseandwhathumanswill John DeFoor, like "Suite Soon I" magazine), where they continu- sion. hard liquor and do when backed into a corner. and "That Fibbin' Fool Blues." . ously plot and conspire against Doyle is begins to con- The one thing spoiling this · They'll also be piaying "Salt Pea­ each other in an effort to regain· just the op­ template the movie was the movie preview and nuts" and "Sugar." something that they both lost from posite. He mistake it trailer. Bywatching the movie pre­ a car crash, earlier that morning. has hit rock would be. to view, as a viewer, you already know The two story plots of the char­ bottom as a take a drink. the first hour of the movie. From acters meet in the beginning of the recovering Instead ofre- the preview, you get the idea that movie when both are in a rush on alcoholic., newing his ad- Affleck's character is the villain of crowded New York City's FOR who has a chance to kise his wile diction to a1conoi;· he takes up the .. the story'.. Don;'t6e confused, Doyle Drive. A minor accident ensues as anq children as a result of his own compulsion of revenge, as he plots ends up having just as many prob­ Gavin cuts off Doyle to get to a fast­ misfortune. to get back.at Gavin and make him lems as Gavin. approaching exit. Gavin, who is The movie takes place in the pay for losing his family in the cus- Be an active movie watcher, and late for the biggest court appear­ span of 24 hours; however, by the tody trial. pick up on the relationship between CACupdate ance of his life, and Doyle, who is end ofjust half of that day, you find The result is a revelation that the the characters and their surround­ The Contemporary Arts on his way to a child custody trial, out who exactly these two men are. accident, the document and the ings. You'll find that Doyle is a Center's Happy ·Hour celebration quickly try to exchange insurance Along with the events unfold­ missed custody trial are, indeed, not man who has corrupted his family, takes you awa·y from the usual information. However, Gavin in­ ing, the initial car crash, which the the main points of the movie. The while Gavin has been manipulated venue to Lightborne, Inc. on 14th sists that Doyle take a blank check previews make out to be the basis· lack of responsibility of the two by his work. Street on April 19, from 6 p.m. to for the damage on his car. Doyle of the movie, begins to fade away. men in their lives was the reason The twisting plot and great 9p.m. demands on doing it the right way, The real struggle and conflict actu­ for their mishaps, not a minor traf- story-telling of the movie doesn't The staff ofLightborne will pro­ and in an instance of frustration, ally occur in the lives of both the fie accident. Both Doyle. and seem to get old, and by the end of duce a thematic video installation Gavin leaves the scene of the acci­ men and not in their relationship Gavin's day seems to progressively the movie, you'll be able to appre­ on the 52x40 sound stage. The dent and Doyle, whose car is to­ with one another. get worse and worse, as both men ciate just how much trouble a little theme remains a surprise. It will taled, without a ride. The documents that Gavin pos­ become desperate in their struggles. car accident can make. combine the work of all video In the process, Gavin leaves an sessed and then lost were signed The two characters jump in and editors, graphic designers and important court document, that power-of-appointment papers that out of each others' day as the ante animators from Lightborne. could. cost his firm more than a $100 would give his law firm the assets gets higher in the-high risk ·and million. Subsequently, this eve.nt of a dead entrepreneur. It ends up rather dangerous game of tag they 0 New Releases O ' .The Know Theatre The following discs are due for release on or before April 16 ... Friday, April 19 Monday, April 22 Moon Boot Lover Arsonists Tribe Sh~ryl Crow, C'mon, C'mon (A&M/Interscope) ... KMFDM, Attak @Mad Frog @ East End Cafe The play "True West" by Sam (Metropolis) ... Grand Magus, Grand Magus (Rise Aboveffhe Music Shepard will be performed by The Cartel) ... Da Outfit, Lost Underground (Supa Tree) ... Acid house Know Theatre Tribe. Performances Kings, Mondays Are Like Tuesdays and Tuesdays Are Like Wednesdays Saturday, April 20 Tuesday, April 23 are on April 18-20 and 25-27, all at (Parasol) ... Supersuckers/Electric Frankenstein, Splitsville (The Freekbass Thrice 8 p.m. Student tickets are $10. For Music Cartel) ... Michelle Williams, From My Heart To Yours (Colum­ @ University of Cincinnati @Bogart's more information, call 871-1429. bia)

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. could kill wouldn't need all· the . The album slows down a little, pills/But I take. what it needs to be but doesn't fose that cool sultriness easy with the black sheep· now." , to it. He· can woo us with a fast The structure of this song is incred­ grooving song, or a slow soulful ibly impressive, with acoustic and song, either way he's in control. He digital instruments sharing the wrote; produced, arranged, per­ spectrum quite nicely. with the formed and mixed the entire album, smooth vocals. Overall, this is ar­ and it really s~ows. guably the be.st ..track .on the. album ..... _Two P\!rf!'!ctexi.,.mples ofthis are Another great song on this al­ "I Met your Mercy," and bum is the sexually tinged song "Rocksteady." "I Met your Mercy" "Sick." Lyrically, there isn't any­ is a sensual look at Remy's feel­ Sneaker Pimps thing of great significance in this Remy Shand ings about.his lover. He's so in love Bloodsport song, yet the rhythm and the notes The Way I Feel with her that he just can't think of (Capitol) ·that the words inhabit are phenom­ (Motown) anything negative; I know this enal. The resplendent instrumen­ sounds cheesy but the style of the tation on this song gives an unex­ song makes it worth a listen. It · pected degree of funk to the dark sounds like he said the whole thing An aesthetic success sounds which dominates the ma­ Getting it on with some to someone in a room lit by candles and rose pedals were the bed. ofdeviance jority of the album. good 'getting it on' music It is very possible that the songs "Rocksteady" is a funkier track The Sneaker Pimps appeared in "Kiro TV" and "Blue Movie'' will Continuing the Neo-Soul move­ than "I Met your Mercy." It's just a the United States circa 1996, along find themselves being widely scru- ment, Remy Shand has released his fun jumpy piece that oozes suave­ with Massive Attack, Morcheeba tinized because of their subjects. first album The Way I Feel. Shand ness. and Portishead to an audience. that "Blue Movie" attempts to liken the can be grouped with other artist like Even though this album is very was not ready for "trip-hop."· character in the song to Jesus by D'angelo, Erykah Badu, Maxwell sensual and smooth, it is never raun­ The term "trip-hop" has never claiming that he can "see how Jesus and, my personal favorite, Raphael chy. He tackles the subject of sex been a very good term to describe wept" and "how Jesus felt." "Kiro Saadiq. by bouncing around it. He never this style of music. This style uses TV" takes another recognizable fel- Shand comes in on Motown lands on it, but he knows, as do we, drum "breaks" from vintage funk low - Kurt Cobain - and chooses Records, as if he could come from that he could. It just wouldn't be and jazz records - just as hip-hop to tell him he. displayed disrespect anywhere else, with his soulful the same, though. does - but the tempo rolls much towards hisfahsthrotigh his.chO'iCe" · grooving music. He takes his mots _; Dan"Cox; slower with trip-hop. of lifestyle. Truly, there were sev- from guys like Marvin Gaye and Diversions Editor "Downtempo" often replaces trip­ eral risks taken when writing these Stevie Wonder.· hop as a descriptive term because lyrics. This is by far one of the best 'get- it eliminates some of the psyche­ Bloodsport receives a rating of ting it on' CDs out right now. It delic connotations the idiom "frip­ fourout of five because of the finely opens up with the title track "The hop" triggers. crafted music and the equally for- Way I Feel." It's a light sexy song But perhaps trip-hop should be mulated lyrics. There are a few. that is very promising. There's so used to describe Bloodsport, as a songs that are mediocre on many much to it, and yet it's so simple at few of the songs deal with drug­ levels ("The Fuel" and the album's the same time. induced experiences. For example, title song, "Bloodsport") but the There's not much in the way of the s~ng "Black Sheep" explains album streams elegantly through newj!lstip!D.-enJa!ion. ~hand just how the character in the song (the the _darkest subjects of society in a jumps in ·and out of the music so black sheep) accepts the fact that way that warrants exceptional men- well that you're never quite sure he is in the "wrong" part of society tion. when a verse is going to start, or and that there is only one way to -Tim Fair, when he's just going say a line and deal with this knowledge: "If looks Contributing Writer jump out again.

The bass line is a series of high Common's socially conscious lyr­ guys are metal when we need more notes and has a plush array of ics to Jinx da Juvey's socially re­ metal bands. Combining a mix of sounds on top like· eastern flutes, tarded lyrics to Jonell's luscious an overall sonic assault with vo­ what sounds ltke coconut percus­ fove lyncs, it sometimes gets frus- . '. cals that range from melodic har~ sion, and female backups adding trating. monies to the depths of the guttural flavor with a constant "ohm." The The one common thing is Hi­ scream, Switched definitely gets result is a natural, organic sound Tek's quality work on the boards. the kids in the pit going. that belongs to the spiritual topic. He has proved his versatility, if noth­ The live songs give those not The next track has Talib Kweli, ing else;, It is worth it to find out familiar with the band an idea of of New York and national renown, more about Hi-Tek and his com­ what the band is like in front of a laying down his mental perspective rades. They have turned a lot of crowd. The aggressiveness of the over the top a Spanish guitar riff other heads with their out-of-no­ songs shows through in the person­ Hi-Tek and smooth finger clicks. The track where creative sound. alities of these five guys who love Switched Hi-Teknology bounces with the hip-hop tradition Talib Kweli puts it like this on flashing the devil horns and tell­ (Capitol) and a. fusion that smells like the the album's theme: ''Attention pla­ Spread Your EP ing the crowd to show their hands, future. yas, the rules of the game have now (Capitol) and of course that middle finger. Track four, "Breakin' Bread" is changed, people are no longer Take a listen to "Anymore;" it a continuation of the first two songs' afraid of the truth, you call your­ has the catchiest opening chorus I have heard in recent memory (hint: Home boys put out easy sway and rough beats. Each self an MC? You need to see this." verse is superb with word play and The rules are always changing, and Better music, and name, Its everyone's favorite four letter interesting CD word). alliteration that treats the ear and Di's like Hi-Tek are dictating how than Hoobastank Hi-Tek is based out of Cincin­ mind to a substance more creative all the time. Pick up the debut "Subject To nati, one of the first to put our town than your average Nelly song. - Jonathan Bachmeyer, From the shores .of Lake Erie Change" as well as this EP if you on the hip-hop map. His profound Main ·Flow of MOOD (also a Contributing Writer and Cleveland comes Switched. can. The band pressed a limited abilities on the turntable have Cincinnati group) shows this: "Hi­ Quick to be lumped in with the nu- amount of copies which are avail­ made him a top.pick for other art­ Tek throw them.joints.that magne~. ... m~U,ll geqr~. Switi;.l)e,d tms a _sqµnd . aqle. oQly ?,.t Hot l'9pic .for a me.~e ists to collaborate with. This album tize me; we global: east, west, north, that places the group a notch above 99 cents. Damn, is that a good way humbly testifies to his popularity south, we robo: hands that touch the other faceless (and less tal­ to spend your money or what? and respect. mikes get smacked cause that's a ented) bands in the genre. Buy a switched CD; you'll en­ Track 2, "The Sun God" has no-no. Who rock the mic? Yo we With this EP coming a bit early joy all the songs a whole lot more Common splittiit' heads with lines take the whole show ..." It's a tight in order to wet the appetites of fans than you will a whole Hoobastank like: "l can't crystallize the mission song - no gaps, no seams, and no anxious for their major label debut or Adema CD. Don't sleep on this lies within, born to die, even in weak, fluffy rhymes - and Hi-Tek (out now), Switched crams four live one, these guys will rock the hell death we begin, it's heavy Joe, makes sure the beat is just right. songs and a new studio track onto out of you. For more info check · learnin' what we already know, and There are other kinds of songs, this EP. Its safe to say that this out www.switched.net. carry low swing on the chariot slow too: love songs, instrumentals, band's CD is worth a purchase. -Asa Kraning ... "A splendid line, but seemingly freestyle and gangster. This created The EP just got me even more Contributing Writer inconspicuous among the brigade the one drawback for me; there is stoked for the debut CD which af­ of rhymes Common spoils his lis­ too much variety to create an effec- ter many delays is one of the most teners with. . tive theme or feeling. From interesting CD's of 2002. These 14 week of APRIL ·17, 2002 DIVERSIONS THE XAVIER ,NEWSWIRE N Y o U R E A R

·M>nm·:~ltSSiSsmPI· phis and· listening to blues, the The album could g~t a little bor- iitg apart and he's just stuck in t~e ~-i~.~·.. ;.«:t~$:TA1\s·~.,. :• * . North Mississippi· All-Stars have ing to hear, since 1he subject matter middle of it crying. · perfected the format and adjusted rarely changes, but it· is so musi- -Dan Cox, it to a newer audience. My per- cally diverse that it's hard to notice Diversions Editor sonal favorite is Track 7, "K.C. the monotonous lyrics. Some. of Jones." It has a "Soggy Bottom the songs are slow, most are hard Boys" comideelwith a traditional rocking. · There's· ·some achustie · piano roll, guitar picking round and · work in there, a Rastafarian song funny lyrics. The next track, "Sta- and a couple with a punk sound, tion Blues," goes into that familiar including their fast-paced guitar ' jo.• •.ttf "SHAKE. HANDS WltH• SHORTY" blues line: "It was in the spring, · work. some summer day, my baby left me, This is pretty impressive if you North Mississippi All-Stars she went away, but now she's gone · Unwritten Law consider there are only 14 songs Shake Hands with Shorty and I don't worry, sittin' on top of ,Elva on the album. None of the songs (Capitol) the world!" It is backed with a gritty (lnterscope) . that sound like another are remotely slide guitar, drums and a choir of close to one another on the album. friendly women. This means that when each of the Mal)y people have compared 14 songs start, you loqk around and From the heart them with the Allman Brothers Musicallv diverse tracks say "Hey, that's a different type of Band. It is the delta blues sound, 'J sound." This helps the album a lot, ofthe blues and the tough rock and roll sound · keep album fresh . since you never know what. the These guys grew up in the heart combined that draws the compari- Unwritten Law's latest album, next song is going to sound like. of blues country under the house- son. That is not to mention the fact . Elva, is as diverse as its latest single, The ending is a little disappoint- hold rule of Jim Dickinson, a fa- these guys are brothers as well, and "Seein' Red." ing. After the great song, "Evo- mous blues producer. Luther and even sound the same as the Allmans On the song, Scott Russo, the lution," you sit there feeling the Cody Dickinson are their names, vocally._ Besides them, the North lead vocalist, starts off with a som- intensity, there's a small pause, the guitarist and drummer, re- Mississippi All-Stars also sound a ber tone to his voice; he talks about and then they end the album with ·spectively. With the addition of a little like the Grateful Dead when his failed/failing relationship. an an~oying little cut scene about bassist, th~se,. bro the.rs ha ye .. Pigpeq wa~ s@.~Hve,Th!!.mu!it~.. is.... Then,.just..when.,you.'re. getting .... s.omeone Jeaving.".a. message. on ... placed themselves on the fore- just very gritty, deep, and surg- ready to switch to a different radio the band's answering machine. front of the ever-growing jam- ing - a great listen: station, the chorus comes in with · It's kind of funny, but it's a weird band scene in just two short al- - Jonathan Bachmeyer; its strong energy and catchy lyrics. feeling with which to end the al- bums. ·Shake Hands With Shorty Contributing Writer The whole-album is pretty much bum. is their first one, and it went a long the same as this one song. The lyr- If you take a look at the album way in blowing the minds of crit- ics follow along the same subject cover art; it looks like a man crying ics and fans alike. line, either about a failing relation- on a box surrounded by flames. Each of the songs on this al- ship, or a relationship just.starting. That's the scene Russo really bum is a blues cover. Having spent The lyrics are always smart and of- gives in many of the songs. He all those years just south of Mem- ten a lot of fun to listen to. sounds like his whole world is fall- AROUND CINCINNATI How blue can you get? THIS WEEK - A GUIDE TO THE QUEEN CITY BLUES April 15, 2002 BY,BILL SLUZEWSKI Surprisingly, Blues is very Contributing Writer big in Cincinnati. Every year ~oss While wandering across campus in early March, local acts com­ 1. Site of 1988 Olympics Friday night, one could clearly pete for the prestigious 6._Hatter 9.Huge 34 make out the holy racket~ billow~ Cammy .awar.9s •. .'I'.~~- big .one t4; 'fype·oflily · ing out of Ryan's·Pub. Dr. Paul for blues artist is, of course, 15. U2hit 37 Colella and the Cheap Suits were Blues Group of the Year. The 16. Actress Hennon busy turning up the low down dirty Cammy's always culminate in 17. Employing 40 18. Itis(c\ln't) blues. Needless to say after a long a big night of fun and music. 19. Medium for clotted cream 43 week of studying, writing and work­ "So," you ask, "that's great, 20. Collection of wild animals ing it was a refreshing relief to a but where do I go to get my fix 22. Racing sleds tired soul. Unfortunately, The Suits of the blues this weekend?" For 23. Duration oflife 24. Soft shell_ don't play every Friday, so this starters, here are the best op­ 26. Human with mechanical parts tions: York Street Cafe, The 30. Platitudes week The Newswire decided to find 57 out where a worn-out Cincinnatian Knotty Pine, Stanley's Pub, 34.Gmesome 35. Kweisi Mfume's org . could catch some soulful relief. . Chez Nora, The Blue Note, 36. Gravestone sentiment 60 Well the easiest way to catch a The Blind Lemon; Burbanks, 37. Artist Nolde 63 soul i1,1jectiori is to look for a few Razzberry's, Redfish, The 38. Direction of earth's rotation (pl.) names in your local concert calen­ Madison Inn, and Arnolds Bar 39. Small Chinese breed of dog 40. American Medical Association dar. Greg Schaber and High and Grill. Several of these fine (Abbrv.) Street, Pearline, Rick Nye, Big establishments offer good 41. Jazz clarinetist Shaw Joe Duskin, Sonny Moorman, food for the hungry listener; 42. Cat sound I I.Eager Them Bones, Natalie Wells, Blue Redfish and Arnold's are among 43. Despotic 12. Number.offeline Jives 45. Grain mill 13.Golfpegs Ravens, 100 Proof, Richard · the most popular. Other places . 46. Spanish dollar 21. _drop soup Adams and the Moondogs are just cater to the 21- and- over crowd 47.Sonofa_·_ 25. Mythical birds of prey a handful of local blues perform­ only. 48.Flower 26. Provides fraction SI. Opposite of active ers who can turn up the heat and Obviously, Colella knows 27. Delicious 57. Characteristic language 28. Mediterranean shru~ .. . pack in a ci'Owd'in the Queen City. which bandwag·on- to hop· oil" SB. Wing . 29. ·nn Man's salve Acts around town range greatly in this town - the blues are 59.Hell 30. Fundamental element in style even within the blues. For alive and well here in the 60. Frequent 31.Dismal 61. Tepid 32.Effigy a more lively ragtime-infused Queen City. Needless to say 62. Fencing swords 33.Vomits night, head out to see Rick Nye or where you-end up to get that 63. Aborigine cry 35. Patriots Big Joe Duskin. soulful reawakening, burn off 64. Signal for help . 38. Sea eagle Feeling a little more like you that work week, or just revel 65. Manufacturer of fann equip. 39. Dessert in the sky 41. Windflower· need a good night of acoustic Delta in the music, you have a more 42. Chewed loudly music? Just step out to see Randy than fair chance at a good 44.Apex Peak and Miss Heather. Or maybe show. I.Refuse 45. In so far as 2. State of rest 47.Chcws you want to· really get that soul For more show and venue 3. Zip code 52320 48. Group of nations burning with some loud, dirty, post­ information stop by 4.Armbone 49. Inventory accounting method war electric Chicago blues. Well, www.cincinnati.com or S. Strngglcr so. Existence - then Greg Schaber, 100 Proof, www.citybeat.com. 6. Wavy surface patter 52.0il 7. Opposed 53. To fasten The Moondogs or Natalie Wells 8.Profane 54. Institute for Democracy iii Eastern Europe (Abbrv.) are all right up your alley. 9. Old fashion streetlight SS.Swerve· 10. Nightmares S6. European Society for the Study of English (Abbrv.) THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE week of APRIL 17, 2002 15

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