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[email protected] TECHNICAL EDITOR Sam Clark DESIGNER Dan Blackball 16 FEATURE WRITERS Loulou Callister-Baker, Maddy Phillipps NEWS FEATURES NEWS TEAM Zane Pocock, Claudia Herron, 06 | Anonymous Jerk Knocks 16 | Evidence of a Mid-Life Crisis Bella Macdonald Over Cones Loulou Callister-Baker discovers boxes in the attic containing evidence of a SECTION EDITORS 07 | Lord Monckton man’s mid-life crisis, complete with nude Sam McChesney, Basti Menkes, sketches and low-quality weed. Baz Macdonald, Josef Alton, 08 | Racist Danish Runs Gus Gawn, Tristan Keillor Rampant 20 | Three Fables of Dunedin’s Forgotten Flatters 09 | Driver admits liability in Shamelessly stealing Loulou’s idea, CONTRIBUTORS cycle death Callum Fredric tells three untold stories Thomas Stevenson, Josie Cochrane, from Dunedin’s past based on books and Sarah Bayly, Thomas Raethel, documents found at a friend’s flat. Sara Lamb-Miller, Jamie Breen, Catherine Poon, Nick Jolly, 26 | The Little Foetus in the Lucy Hunter, Gerard Barbalich, Pink Knitted Cap Campbell Ecklein, Jess Cole, A poem by Maddy Phillipps in memory Phoebe Harrop, Elsie Stone, of the little foetus in the pink knitted cap.