issue 1145
University Teachers Approve Strikes
The Association of University Teachers voted for other actions less severe than (AUT) has voted to take industrial By Ed Sexton striking. The AUT claims that its mem action, following a ballot of its mem bers have not received the pay bers held last month. This will most increases that they are due, with the likely manifest itself as a one day strike General Secretary, David Friesman, later this month, which could affect commenting "vice-chancellors can pay lectures and exams for many students. themselves nearly 7% extra this year, The strike is the result of a failure to but offer their staff only half that reach agreement in the current pay amount, the more we do the less we dispute, which has gone on for several get." months. The debate on whether to go In late March the AUT authorised a ahead with the strike was due to be ballot of its members after rejecting held last Thursday, after Felix went to the 3% pay increase offered by the press. According to the AUT document University and Colleges Employers Asso "Action for a fair deal" the most likely ciation (UCEA). Determined to pursue date for a 24 hour strike is Tuesday 25 a 10% pay increase, a ballot was May, but the text warns that "the Exec announced for April, with a possible utive Committee is instructed to con strike taking place at the end of May. sider calling further strike or strikes in In early April UCEA put forward their the early part of the next academic final offer of 3.5%, which was immedi year". If the Council decides that a strike ately rejected by the AUT, and a ballot is unwarranted, action could include a of AUT members followed. reduction in University teacher activi ties, such as an examination sanction, The results of the ballot were a boycott of admission procedures for announced at the AUT Council meeting w^mm students entering higher education in Scarborough, Yorkshire, last Wednes Strikers from 1996 - similar scenes could hit Britain's universities later this month next Autumn, or a refusal to take part day 12 May. 58% of those voting said Photo: Archive in administration duties. they were prepared to strike, while 68%
Transport Discount Matures Inside.. m
London Transport has extended its stu bying" were responsible. He also dent discount scheme to include By Ed Sexton praised Matt Hyde, ULU President, for Letters - Your voice 4 mature students. The new arrange his leadership during the debate; "Matt ments, which will take effect at the and it appears that the resulting bad coordinated pretty much everything". Editorial - Comment 5 start of the next academic year, were publicity was an important factor in Not all student unions' wishes announced after a prolonged period of this month's decision. have been granted however. The new Columns- Westminster Eye 6 negotiations between fondon Trans Another complaint concerned the card will only be available to full time port and colleges, headed by the Uni lengthy process students had to go students, meaning that those taking ArtS - Sikh Kingdom at V&A 8 versity of London Union (ULU). David through to obtain the discount cards, masters courses on a part-time basis Hellard, ICU President, welcomed the with some students waiting several will not be eligible, and neither will stu Film - Forces of Nature 10 decision, describing it as "sensible - it's weeks for their application to be' dents attending fondon colleges for brilliant! It had to be done." processed. Under a scheme to be one year as part of an exchange CameS -Actua Ice Hockey 2 12 From next autumn all full-time stu tested experimentally at Imperial Col program. dents will qualify for a 30% discount on lege, the new discount cards will be furthermore, there will be no com MUSiC-Suede.- 'HeadMusic' 14 travelcards, including weekly travel- handed out directly by the student pensation for those who missed out cards, which were not covered under union, hopefully eliminating much of on the scheme this year. The price of Clubscene - coidic 18 the agreement reached last September the delay. the card is also rising, from £1 to £3. (see 'London Transport Announce Stu Identifying the reasons for the Mr Hellard hoped that these problems Competition - Evian 22 dent Discount', Issue 1120). One of the change in attitude by London Trans could be overcome in future negotia major criticisms levelled at London port, Mr Hellard felt that a combination tions; "hopefully it will be the start of Sport - Rowing & football 23 Transport was that the scheme was of "pressure from student unions in many more discounts". prejudiced against mature students, London, a lot of complaints, and lob CrOSSWOrd -bySheep 24 1 News 17 May 1999 Football's an Economist's Game
On Thursday 6 May at 7pm, Water- try in such a way as for it to warrant stones held a panel discussion at the By Mansoor Choudhury regulation like the water or the tele issue 1145 Management School regarding the com industries. For example, could Liv future of football and its finances, higher the league position the greater erpool be said to have a monopoly on 17 May 1999 including whether or not it needed a the amount of revenue accrued from Liverpool games and thus need regu public regulator. The panel featured sponsors, broadcasters and a growing lation, or were they merely one small Editor: td Sexton Patrick Harverson, a journalist from the fragment of a much larger entertain Assistant Editor & Hlms: David Roberts Financial Times, as well as Dr Rogan ment industry? An illustration of this News Team: Andy Oforl, Gareth Taylor, Director of the Football was that if Liverpool put their prices up Morgan, Mansoor Choudhury Research Unit at Liverpool University. significantly, would the fans accept Music Editors: Dennis Patrickson Dr Stefan Szymanski and Tim Kuypers the increased costs or would they start & Jason Ramanathan were the other panel members and it going to Everton games? Mr Kuypers Arts & Books Editor: Helena Cocheme was their book, 'Winners and Losers: said that points to be considered on Games Editor: Gary Smith the Business Strategy of Football' the question of a regulator included Sports Editor: Gus Paul which was being promoted that day. what effect it may have on the quality Clubscene: Giles Morrison, Tony Banks MP, the Minister for Sport, of the game, since English clubs now Gurminder Marwaha & Joel Lewis was also due to be present but had to more than ever competed in a world Photographic Editors: Jonas Lindsay & cancel his appearance. wide market, and whether any regu Rachel Lrwln Dr Szymanski, a member of the lator would be worth the cost and the faculty at the Management School, burden. Monopolies and Mergers Commission and Mr Kuypers, discussed parts of Mr Harverson then brought Dr Tay (MMC), in their report which rejected their book which used extensive sta lor into the discussion. Dr Taylor was BSkyB's bid for Manchester United, tistical and documentary evidence to probably the most eloquent of the implied that there was a need for a illustrate how football works as a busi In need of regulation? speakers present. Dr Taylor holds a football regulator to protect the inter ness, and the techniques of business Photo: Archive PhD in primitive religion, which he ests of smaller clubs. Interestingly, strategy which explain why some clubs remarked was useful for his work in Labour MP Gerry Sutcliffe has begun are winners and others are not. Dr fan base. Despite this, football clubs football. Dr Taylor, like the others, did preliminary moves in the House of Szymanski then noted that two basic show low profits since the costs of the n't seem to have any concrete views Commons to bring about a public foot relations governed football. The first game in real terms are growing fast. on the form of any football regulator, ball regulator. was that the greater the wage expen Mr Kuypers then took over. He but appeared to favour a quasi-gov diture by a club, the higher its league examined the question as to whether ernmental body like the one operating position . The second was that the football could be classed as an indus in the Netherlands. He said that the Candon Wins Comedy Semi-Finals
For budding stand-up comedians, the the regulation pair of novelty acts - in best starting point is undoubtedly By David Roberts this case, a poet (with the kind of open-mic contests. Thus, throughout clever, amusing material that gets the year a massive number of people played his full set here last month. of a surprisingly high standard, with applause rather than laughs) and a girl enter the biggest and best such com Indeed, his dominating approach, the vast majority receiving enough who played the recorder with her nose petition, the Daily Telegraph Open Mic which immedi laughs to acquit (novel, as it's very rare to see variety Awards, and the best are invited to ately puts themselves well. acts on the circuit - however, as her act perform a short set as support to reg would-be heck Their styles var was pretty dire, it's easy to see why). ular evenings on the comedy network. lers in their ied dramatically, Knocking out these unlikely con Those who acquit themselves well are place, was the however, so tenders narrowed the field down to then selected to qualify for regional ideal opening whilst one or half-a-dozen good acts, all fairly similar semi-finals, where they compete for for such an two opted for in their style and delivery - indeed, the chance to go to the televised finals event - after all, traditional between them they shared many com at the Edinburgh fringe - with the the acts are all stand-up style mon subject areas, with supermarkets chance to win £2000, spots at both the (by definition) delivery (in a and shopping popular themes. How Melbourne and Montreal comedy fes amateurs, per Frank Skinner-y ever, light-hearted Irishman Jonny Can tivals, and a place on the National Com forming under a kind of way), don nudged himself ahead of the field edy Network. Consequently, twelve great deal of and one of the thanks to his deceptively confident brave contestants gathered in dB's on stage-fright and female con approach and fresh jokes - putting Friday 12 May for the London play-off, stress already, tenders based name labels on spiders and serial killers looking for a friendly reception and a so the last thing her act on sub- to make them less frightening for chance to become the 'next big thing'. they want to be Jo Brand sex Jonny Candon sports his own name label example - and picked up the semi-final faced with is a gags, most The night was compered by Chris Photo: Dave trophy and a place in the final. If this hostile IC audi opted for a Addison, who kicked the event off with performance is anything to go by, ence. more contemporary, rambling style. more of the light-hearted rambling style expect to see him appearing on a stage Nonetheless, we were also treated to that went down so well when he The contestants themselves were near you soon.
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Tickets will not be issued. The level of service should be similar to that pro In brief... vided on weekday evenings, with staff only being on duty at the issue desk. Jubilee Line Opens Clayponds' Village Hall' The Jubilee Line extension, which links the Millenium Dome site and Canary The proposals for Clayponds' 'village Wharf to the rest of the Underground hall' are to be discussed later this month network, finally opens this week. How at a meeting of the Rector's Committee ever, only North Greenwich, West Ham, on Student Residences. The meeting, Canning Town and Stratford stations which will take place on 24 May, will (where the extension Joins the Central hopefully produce a plan on how and and District lines) will be operational. when the hall will be built. Currently, it One striking feature of the new sta is unclear where the money for the pro tions is the introduction of 'Platform ject is coming from, with an increase in Edge Doors' between the platform and rents rumoured to be one suggestion. Last Wednesday saw the Royal Albert Hall host this year's Postgraduate Awards Day, the track, to improve safety. The remain Another possibility is that one of Impe where students received their masters, doctorates, and diplomas from the Rector. ing stations are planned to open over rial's trusts may help fund the project. Photos Jonas the next few months, with the whole line due to be operational by this Autumn. SCR Renaissance
Library Opens on Sunday The Senior Common Room (SCR) is to be renovated, probably in a similar fashion The central library will be open on Sun to the new Junior Common Room. Mr days from now on, between 1 pm and Ian Caldwell, Director of Estates, 7pm. The new opening hours took effect explained that designs had been drawn last week, and will continue until 20 up "to provide better facilities for staff". June (including that Sunday). The deci The proposals for the SCR include more sion to open the library on Sundays cash-points, two new shops, and a larger comes after numerous requests from newsagent. At this stage the plans are students, with the funding for extra staff very provisional, with no dates currently being supplied by the College. ID cards under discussion, and the entire pro must be carried, as the library will not be ject is still waiting for funding confirmation. open to members of the public and Day
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Prestigious College Gates mates along for the occasion. Othetwise week's article may have been a little over films is getting more and more violent, and the next time the tower is injecting some the top. high-resolution computer graphics Dear Sir, cultural feeling into Imperial with its char I believe that the prices advised by enhance the effects. acteristic chorus, I'll have to disguise myself Catherine John are correct. However I Let's get back to the point, the Inter A large proportion of us enters college as a bell-ringer and sneak up that way... believe that the landlady thought 'if I can net. The Internet is getting out of control each day from Queen's Gate. When atten get 80 quid, why not 90?!' and initially because it gets very complex/complicated tion isn't diverted to negotiating the exces Andrew Vivian advised 90 quid as being the new rent. too quickly. Due to lack of laws in restrict sively marked pigeon territory surrounding Biology II However, a meeting between a resident ing contents allowed in Internet, people the side entrance gate, one cannot help and the accommodation office did take abuse the technology and start putting up but notice the signs attached to the main place, although I don't know who the stu pornography and violent materials. The gates. The college is keen it appears to P.S. I would welcome feedback on dent I know saw. problem is that computer laws are differ point out that those perfectly suitable these letters, especially regarding 'getting I believe that our landlady had a sec ent in different countries. People can use main gates ate in fact temporary. But just up'Queen's Tower. Cheers. ond meeting with someone from IC and this "hole" to put up indecent webpages how 'temporary' are they? They were pre THAT DAY the rent for next year was in the servers of another country, if they are not allowed to do so in their country. sent when I started Uni almost (gulp) 2 advised as being 80 quid. The major concern is that some children years ago and will probably still be there Summer-balls! Personally I do not feel aggrieved at arc reading materials from the Internet when I graduate in June 2000. So tell us what the Private Housing Office has done. they should not be reading, like violent then, what's so amazingly special about Dear Felix They exist to provide impartial advice. Had and pornographic sites. As you have men the original gates that justifies removal they advised a cheaper rent and the land tioned, programmes like Internet Explorer for so long, - gold construction? Perhaps 'The Party of the Year" - and who better to lady then found that she was renting 5 aren't effective enough to filter some the Felix archives hold photos of what share the night with than your loved one? cheaply then she would have the right to sites. must be another component of the col Well maybe not, if my experiences are any feel aggrieved. Certainly one of the rea lege beautification program, and if so may thing to go by. sons that I live there is because I thinkthat We were grown up in a computer cul they reveal them in all their glory... All I wanted was 2 tickets for this won we get a very good deal and if I were the ture, so it takes shorter time for us to work derful event - one for me, and one for my landlord then I would charge 80 quid at out how to use the computer and the Yours bewilderingly, girlfriend. All ready to part with the princely least. Internet. Parents don't spend as much sum of £110. But no. It seems that the time on the Internet as school kids. Andrew Vivian posters are lying (and I don't use that Name & Address supplied Those violent video games and films Biology II word loosely) or else the small print is could ttigger the interests of young peo undetectable with an electron-microscope. ple to look for violent webpages because Although the object of my most lust Regulating the Internet they seem "normal" to them. Trip to the Top? ful desires Is indeed a student, albeit 300 Internet has to be regulated. It miles away, she has to pay £65. Surely Dear Editor, requires international co-operation in set Queen's Tower - an icon of Imperial's orig some mistake - as far as I'm aware she's ting up standardised laws in regulating cer inal gallant architectural composition that not staff/alumni. Perhaps she's entitled to I would like to comment on your arti tain types of information allowed in the once proudly stood before the twisted an office in Sherfield or an honourary cle To Regulate or Not? [Felix 1143]. I also Internet. It is also feasible to have a mon architects of the 60s pulled it all down. Vis degree. Bargain, and all for an extra ten disagree with the argument that "it must itoring organisation to monitor the infor ible from as far out as Richmond Hill the ner. be the kids who are screwed up". I agree mation contained in the Internet. The base monument serves to provide some sort of So basically it seems like we're dis that "human are naturally inquisitive, espe point is to protect children from reaching history in otherwise grey, unfriendly sur criminated against if we choose to go out cially when young, and have a tendency those "unsuitable" sites. This can be done roundings. More or less however, IC stu with an Arts student. towards violence and moral wrong". Flow- by setting up laws that require parents to dents ignore Queen's Tower, - those A refund of would be nice, otherwise ever, let's get the perspective right. We install software like Net Nanny. On the annoying kids that visits the museums of I might have to start buying tickets under have to realise the fact that the mass other hand, imposing too much control on Exhibition road pay it more attention (why a false identity. media and computer games have great certain things in the Net could lead to do they come and eat on Queen's impacts on the society. Advancement in more negative effects. It will even encour age more people to look for "holes" in the Lawn???) It is my wish, and I believe right Yours sincerely, computer technology enables us to pro law to carry on their "good work". Also, It (as a member of this institution), to see the Al Warman (Civ. Eng II) duce more realistic computer graphics, surely admirably view of London from which is useful for training doctors to prac will cause inconvenience to people who such a height. Proposals such as entering tice surgery and in many other applica needs certain information for good pur a biology team into that engineer's delight Housing the Truth tions. However, a coin has two sides. pose instead of abusing them. 'The great egg race1 (which was met with Whenever there is a new technology, peo much amusement before we withdrew on ple tend to abuse it. Lack of regulations Dear Felix, Yours, account that launching would only occur could lead to serious problems. Computer from the lower balcony) do not work, and games like Doom and Quake2 "allow" us As a resident of the house in question in Lawrence Tse neither would the get-kicked-out-of-col- to "kill" people in the cruellest means for the above article ['Accomodation's lege option of trying one's luck at free- no reason. After some time, our brains are Adverse Advice' Felix 1143 & 'Housing climbing the masonry (not too sensible). "brainwashed" sub-consciously and we Office Stands Firm' Felix 1144] I thought I'd Deadline for letters for So if there's anyone out there with a key "think" that there is nothing wrong to hurt give you 'my version' of the story. I agree then email me (asv97) and I'll bring some another person. Moreover, the nature of with the accommodation office that last is 12noon Wednesday.
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After weeks of darkness, light has come, LOOKING FOR SOME and things are finally happening! The Handbook entries. NOW! announcement of AUT strike action is unfortunate (although those with exams Clubs should have got their entries for PART TIME WEEKEND WORK? on 24 May might disagree), but I can the 99/00 ICU handbook in to the Clubs understand their argument -1 would be and Societies Administrator by now. I pissed off if my boss continually raised know that many of you have failed. It his or her salary through the roof, while might interest you to know that from giving me only slightly more than the now on I am reserving the right to edit, WANT TO WORK AT TWICKENHAM RUCBY rate of inflation. Wouldn't you? The Lon cut or delete entries and photos handed don transport deal, however, is undeni in late (which is from last week onwards). GROOND AND OTHER PRESTIGIOUS ably good news, and long overdue. As The later the entries are, the more they for Clayponds, we're not letting it lie, so are likely to be edited down (i.e. we just watch it Sherfield... give preference to people who can both EVENTS IH AND AROUHD LONDON? ered to do it on time) - so get writing! If you belong to a club and you think your Bound Editions Again chair hasn't sorted it out yet, pester him or her until they do something. If you fail Yes, once again it's that time of year to get an entry in the handbook, it's IF THE ANSWER IS YES! THEH CONTACT when you can purchase a beautiful your loss - the less of my summer I have bound edition of all the year's issues of to spend editing the better, as far as I'm ARAH OR LI Felix. More details will appear here in the concerned. S A next couple of weeks. The basic deal is that for around £30 you get a hard AT bound copy of all the year's issues, with Mondays or Tuesdays? your name and the year stencilled in gold lettering. Please note that the edi The appearance of Felix on a Tuesday two tions won't be available until late sum PROFILE EVENTS AND SECURITY weeks ago seems to have fooled some mer / early Autumn, so we'll need your of you. For the record, Felix comes out on contact details for next year. Oh, and a Tuesday when the Monday is a bank would all the people who ordered bound holiday - so next week's is on Monday, 0181423 2508 editions last year and have still not picked but the one after is Tuesday 1 June. - Ed
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Sign of the Times Call me naive, but I am at a loss to Sports Grounds for Halls of cash, while preserving the College's see how this fits In with a 'remit...to look commitment to sport. Actually, that last after the Imperial students and find them statement is rubbish. To preserve the am not easily shocked. Aside from affordable accommodation.' When I was or those of you eschewing dodgy College, as opposed to Union, commit snakes and Vanessa Feltz, few things an undergraduate, I most definitely could bedsits, preferring the majestic ment, we could have a fire sale and I unnerve me. But a letter of agree not afford £80 per week, so I imagine that Fsplendou r of Halls, there is much ditch everything bar the Boathouse. No ment from Ian Caldwell? Terrifying - the those second- change afoot. problem so far, unless our medics get poor bloke's in shock. As I have stated In and third- Most of the their senior academics to be particularly this column over the last four years, here years must be Simon Baker news about awkward. isa man of fine judgement, and his note delighted to big refurbish The real problem is our track record. in last week's Felix confirms it, but enough see their ment projects IC is spectacularly unsuccessful at real about me (boom boom!). purchasing has been ising maximum value from our assets. This whole sign thing has got com power doing the Take Montpelier Hall in Knightsbridge. It pletely out of hand, as Ian says. The ques described so rounds for is worth a fortune, yet it was almost sold tion is whether we really have to have all favourably. I some time. for a mere couple of million. If we were these things stuck on the wall. Sadly, cannot under The Southside serious about making a killing, we pressures of work prevent me from stand how spruce-up, I'm should be looking at joint ventures with spending the morning wading through Catherine sorry 'concep property developers. Not a new idea, it Health & Safety Executive regulations, John could tual design of has been considered by others at Col but I have my doubts. Yes, most of this make such an Halls of Resi lege, but everyone seems to have come rubbish originates from our beloved unguarded dence and to the same conclusions. Such is the friends in the European Commission, but comment, student facili probability that we would make a dog's their already crazy directives tend to get realising that ties in Princes breakfast of any such undertaking, no gold-plated by our civil servants, making the only Gardens', has one dare try it. There's confidence for a bad job worse. Not a lot we can do possible been on the you. about that, but I have a nasty suspicion consequence drawing Still, let's not be too negative. Any that we interpret the rules too broadly, would be a board for 'bonus cash' which lessens the chances resulting in the current farrago. greater finan almost three of the whole project being linked to Personally, I am guided by Darwinism cial burden years in its wildly optimistic conferencing proposals in these situations. If someone is too stu for our stu current form, is to be welcomed. Incidentally, what's pid to recognise a fire alarm without the dents a.k.a. and is obvi all this about 'non-academic areas must aid of this signage, let the flames con her clients. Voice of Reason ously badly break-even'? Has anyone told John fos sume them, leaving us with a slightly less She needed. ter, our redoubtable Head of Catering? polluted gene pool. Harsh but fair, I think states that she was responding to a Sadly, the huge delays in getting it sorted fast time I looked, that department, you'll agree. If we don't, where will it all request for a 'professional opinion.' This out have allowed some morons at Eng aside from Southside Bar, was running end? Why, we could end up with signs talk of professionalism is misguided. As lish Heritage to list it, despite it being one up debts more rapidly than the Duchess indicating the temporary nature of gates... she says, her remit is the needs of stu of the ugliest buildings in West London, of York. Surely it's not one rule for some dents, and that is her area of profes thus precluding the preferred option of and one rule for others? Of course not. sional expertise. Offering suggestions to demolition. private sector landlords about revenue With that limitation, our friends in Professional Advice? maximisation must surely constitute a Estates are going to have their work cut professional conflict of interests. I would out trying to make a silk purse out of an Simon Baker? Reviewing Films?! not seek to tell her how to do her job, but enormous sow's ear. Anyway, it's good wasn't being strictly honest. Another this looks like a pretty obvious demarca to see a bit of progress. In the past, thing that scares me a bit is female fig tion line. The Private Housing Office things like this always seemed to fall nally, regular readers of this hum I ures of authority at Imperial who are should not offer rent advice to landlords victim to the 'eyes bigger than your belly' ble column will know that I am not fond of the word 'professional.' With that beyond giving general information, the syndrome, as we accountants term it. It F:alway s bang up to date with my in mind, I shall tread carefully over the Pri provision of which would not be preju is all fine and dandy coming up with a film-going. The last man in Britain to vate Housing Office incident. Apparently, dicial to the Office's aim of serving our great vision, but if it is beyond your watch Pulp fiction and The Sound of all this talk of £90 per students. And since, means tenfold, it Music, I have only week is cobblers, the "If someone is too as I gleaned from a seems a fairly point "that department just seen There's true figure being a recent perusal of the less exercise. That Something About suggestion of £75-80 stupid to recognise a Residences trading seems less likely in [Catering], aside from Mary and Lock, Stock dependent on room accounts, the Private this case now that and Two Smoking size. So that's all fire alarm without the Housing Office is Estates have unveiled Southside Bar, was Barrels. Not exactly of cleared up then? I funded out of the their secret weapon, the same genre, but don't think so. aid of signage, let the income from student the surplus sports- running up debts both stunningly Given that the rents, there seems lit ground. good: the former has above facts were pro flames consume tle scope for quibbling This cunning more rapidly than the some moments of vided by Mrs John, with this view. device is designed to exceptional slapstick there can be no fur them... we could end It is unfortunate bring a bucketful of Duchess of York. comedy, the latter is ther dispute from her that time has been cash, granting us our just brilliant, taking standpoint.Therefore Up With SlgnS illdicat wasted agreeing on every wish. This being Surely it's not one and developing the an employee of the facts, but it seems Imperial, it's not quite very best elements of imperial college, ing the temporary fair to conclude that that simple. Picking rule for some and British crime-related charged with assist the Private Housing which one(s) to close film-making (The Ital ing students in their nature of dates... Office has behaved is a purely political one rule for others?" ian Job and The Long quest for accommo badly in this case, the and economic deci Good Friday, to name dation, suggested that a landlady intend statement of which gives me no pleasure sion. No group of students will cause the but two). There must be someone out ing to rent to our students could get since I and many, many others have been grief necessary to sway Sherfield, so there as slack as me in this respect, so away with a rise that far exceeded infla saying for years that we needed such a they will probably sell everything bar go out and rent them tonight. And why tion. service. Harlington; that should generate plenty not? 17 May 1999 Columns 7 Presidential Talk-Back
or the second time I'm reporting Sundays from 1pm has also been tised anywhere yet, they specialise in back about progress made by the to 7pm. Although David Hellard, ICU President rumoured to be giv academic books, specifically relating to FUnion. By far the most important ing a large amount our courses. Their opening hours have the service is under issue, which I expect Felix has already run ff; to Ihe project. If you now been extended from 9-6 to 9-7 on standably limited, it with, is the London Transport Discount are on the trust's all weekdays. is an essential step Scheme. After much scepticism, London board, please think of forward and a sign I have already spoken to some peo Transport has proven that common what you have given that the College 1 ple who want to know if they have sense prevails. During the year the