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DECEMBER 5, 1997 StudentVOL 28: ISSUE NO..1 I PLUS: GET FESTIVE WITH COMIC GENIUS HARRY ENFIELD lo We ve had a really h pw weeks' - Ijwmr anti, ftinterview they all really really want - the Spice Girls reveal all to Juice

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HALLS Eating disorder claims life of postgraduate AN ANOREXIC student weighed just By MATT GENEVER six stones when he was found dead friends at Oxley Flats for days prior to in his room by cleaners, an inquest the discovery of his body last week. beard on Tuesday. The 29-year-old Cambridge graduate Kevin Jenkins, a Geography and had been working as a site warden at the Geology Masters student at Leeds flats since moving in at the beginning of N-ICE AND EASY: Medic Tem Agornbar prepares for his trip Pi= Alys Tomlinson University, had not been seen by his PAGE 11, COLUMN 5 FULL. STORY • PAGE 3 SIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Features 13-15, Outlook 17.23, Sport 2428. Plus 28-page Juice magazine '

2 NEWSDESK 243 4727 16, drastic measures, Found empty beer honks down back of sofa Leeds Student but luckily no food. Also Minerva's moan replaced scummy loo roll with And= which held in secret This week in Diary of a failed sex fiend turned arty student store in my room. Nnusenwtir 3pin so had that needed with new Bobhi ask for Jeremy as birthday may put up with cheap and England and Wales' plenty of Brown make-up. Prefer to stick prmeat.WhiCh reminds me - nasty but some of us have time to get ready to that rather than go for must now nag all family and standard.s. best student news- for evening out L'Oreal longlastine rubbish show loyalty and love so Wednesday 7 Parents here. Saturday at Majestyk. which stays on all day. pa actually receive some pressies Loads of attention. great food. paper limey licks Great night. VIP night, so very washes off with soap and water. next week. Must sound realty presents. and lots of love! Ah. window is excinxi Personally believe am Surely a contradiction in terms, ruthless and horrible, but Now just have to prepare for NEWS absolutely always a VIP. but it's just that for if washes off with water. promise not really. lust that tomorrow - bought suck-in fabulous. other people don't necessarily would not stay on all day. when you're not getting regular knickers, bottles of Wertz and Union Took Dors recognise fact. Soccer bloke AdveruseN must think we're sex, you mast turn to material new lipstick. and co mod was there. David closest to all completely dumb. Well, 1 possessions to stay breathing. Thursday: Tao stunned to cards: easy town to nude orgasm I've ever seen him. suppose most commoapeople Without new Kookai trousers write - while completely money for list for birthday Sunday: Failure to punts' are. Does accuses Me of being a wouki hyperventilate. blurred blotto drunk on gifts needed. Had night slightly disorientated my snob. but I take that as Thesday: Big day drawing chaingers - David offered to fraudsters lunch in restaurant new found glamour puss compliment. Like to take most near. Must tidy house all over take me to Paris for birthday stance, but decided that new things as compliments. for ea rents when they visit treat He wants to be mote than pages 4.5 there which was ties nice. and then humped into apparently year would start after birthday Monday: Still getting over tomorrow. Hoover is just friends, Very scared of cliche, Michael Hurehence's death. spitting out rather than sucking COMMENT famous footballer, according, to on Thursday, and being a but Christmas shopping in gay [XIV id . He got so excited that better, manner woman would Can't believe one of sexiest in. Rather like sonic girls when Pans sounds too mod to refuse. thought he had sported bargain enable me to get all blokes just men alive is dead. Now only they are you know whatting Catn't had Dors to ask her what Education of the month Chanel set, but falling at feet My feet - not Want a tine-ter-sae with Jeremy. Can't lined a duster anywhere. to do! Maybe should oan.sult chiefs are. was simply some common: fotaballers' fiat. Spent clay in PaXinittl. Can't watch A Perfect so using fnend's t-shirt instead. horoscope for answer. Need soccer spoil Went home for bed getting beauty sleep - not Day without crying. 'Mink will Well desperation calls for these triviality in stick stressful times. going an Ox-bridge too fi3r page 6 WOMEN'S BUS SERVICE IN DANGER AFTER CUTBACKS FEATURE Troubled times: Hyde Arlin 1, Park's tar- nished repu- tation pages 1415 Minibus threat A vital minibus service that offers protection to lone women is facing closure due to lack Santa Claus is of funding and support. coming to a The women's safety BY MATT GEHEVER shopping cen- bus at LMU will be axed tre near you unless the union can raise our overall expenditure budget is again under great pressure pages 56-19 £ 12,00(1 a year, leaving but the grant to the students' female students with no union has been held at a stable SPORT alternative but to walk level. home alone. "It is for the union to determine how to spend the Have you got The service has been in money available to it, but the oil-son? trouble since the university unfortunately we arc unable withdrew its funding two to give additional earmarked years ago and LMUSU had funds as we were able to do to foot the bill. in the past." page 21.24 But it now looks as though this money may no longer Money he available It now looks certain that the Attacks buses will nut he running in the summer term. but ice Ed White, co-ordinator campaigners hope they will Wag& roe lilt of the bus service at Beeketts be seen again next year. Park. said: "With all the attacks But LMUSU exec arc still on students at the moment the trying to decide whether they with people abusing the system "Just because it is used by students' union should safely buses provide a very can afford to attribute the extra and using it as a taxi service." only a small number of people definitely provide. sensible and vital alternative money needed for the service. doesn't mean it's useless. "I can't believe that the money to walking. Jim Evaus, vice president Useless Anything that makes students isn't being made available for • "However, with our current of Conununications. explained: feel safer at night has got to a" this has provoked anger financial problems. LUU seem We have to look at whether But he worth it." Campaigners now hope from students who would see to be able to provide a Rolls we can justify spending money Law finalist Debbie Winter that the publicity campaign it as a disgrace if the minibuses 11 • : it) Royce service in comparison." on the buses every year if they added: "It does seem like a combined with pressure on were taken off the road. Mike Wilkinson, LM1.1 are only used by a minority lot of money but I do think LMUSU will safeguard the \ secretary, defended the decision Annabel Miller, Social 13,..pAFP i,III=L-gli.in firc ri D 11--, ca.tii-eiziA of people. that it is one service that a service's future. to axe the funds: "Thi s 'Scar --The problem also comes Sciences fresher at LMU, said: OFF LICENCES MO CIAO Li CP LATE NIGHT TAXIS Blaneys Victoria Wine Royal Cars Streamline 15 North Lane, Headingley 33 Orley Road, Headingley (230 5000) (244 3322 / 245 9492) (275 1537) (278 3552) TAKE AWAYS Parkways Telecabs Oddbins Vin Extraonlinaire Kashmir's Rearkeumnt - Sun: 6:30pm 11:30pm (274 4441) (263 6666 263 0404) 61 Orley Road. Headingley 2 St Anne's Road, KirkstaU Mean Clikrti70 (245 3058) Oakwood Chinese (274 7483) (274 7483) - free delivers open from (249 5329) City Cabs Speedline 5prn-4em (246 9999) (244 1444) Thornville Mini Market Meanwood Supermarket. 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• Lads student, Friday 13PJ2i,viter 5 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 3 MEDIC PREPARES FOR ARCTIC EXPEDITION BY CAMPING IN STORE FREEZER Nothing like a bit of peas and quiet

A MEDIC is preparing for By itEVT-IV PET T MAN his Arctic expedition with a Chief Reporter bit of peas and quiet in a suggestion was a joke supermarket freezer. She said: "When he contacted us to Tom Agombar is conditioning use our freezes we thought be was having himself for his trip across the a laugh but we were happy to help. island of Spitsbergen next spring "Most of the time he will be sitting in the dark which won't be very nice." by taking his regular I 2-hour Tom, a member of Leeds University sabbaticals in the local Iceland Mountaineering club, has got a similar freezer. reaction Irons friends. "Most of them The sub-zero temperature will think I must be off my trolley to do the give him a taste of the conditions he trip. But I know we have the skills to achieve the challenge." will experience when attempting to cross the island midway between 'Draining Norway and the North Pole. Tom is part of a group attempting to Toni' started his training for the event be the first British team to complete a in the summer by climbing in the Alps north to south journey of 650km on skis. and has been doing gym work and running since returning to Leeds. Polar bears The trip has taken a year to organise and the food has already been floWn out The team will have to carry rifles to the Arctic island. This is because because of the threat of Polar hears. the seas freeze over within the next month He said: "Of the whole trip any and the expedition has had to plan ahead. confrontation with polar bears is my The food has been left in stages across biggest fear, and we have been told in the trip for Tom and the rest of the all probability that we will meet them. team to pick up. "But we have flare pistols to scare The trip is an entirely independent them off and rifles if we need them. venture and all funding has been raised "Two teams from Britain tried the by the four adventurers. crossing last year but got stranded and Funds still need to be raised for the Polar bears ate their food, we have lobe trip and the team are looking for very careful." sponsorship from local and national The team of four intrepid explorers businesses. feel confident they can become the first to make the journey. "I was in Spitsbergen for four months last year and am hopeful THAT'S WHY TOM • S we can make the crossing, it GONE TO ICELAND: But would be an incredible will his artarnaricet achievement." deep-Ereem treatmot Staff at Iceland thought Tom must be mad to sit in the Iced m a al:meet-at freezers for so long. At evaihticri? first store manager Julie Thomas All irks: Alw believed Tones

1 'When he contacted us to use our freezers we thought he was having a laugh but we were happy to help' Iceland supermarket manager Julie Thomas Leeds student, 4 NEWSDESK 243 4721 Friday December 51597 Touts SURPRISED: Kevin presents the girls with a new hamster, Noel Pies: Alys Tomlinson `Noel is the perfect Christmas present' from DISTRAUG111' owners of By KEVIN PET•MAN more parties where Noel could be kidnapped hamster Nolune have kidnapped" received a C'hris-tmas surpriia. - The girls have JcLepted that she Noel has taken an instant shine new pet- will probably never he returned. to his new home and shares many of But Zoe is still hopeful that Noble cminted the second the same characteristics RS Nolene. years with a replacement hamster. will one day come home and has "I don't think Nolene will ever which they have named Noel, whelp made plans fax her future: am sun he replaced but Noel is a very good relieve the grief thcy have been fcrling someone has Nolene. If we get her likeness both in the way he acts their first furry friend was stolen_ back then we can have lots of little and how he !mks_ It's Wee our family And Beery Earrishaw a second Noels and Mimes. Our friends have is complete again year- Broadcast Journalist, thanked sYtid they would like to have someor Al first Zoe found it difficult to us for our generosity: "I was really the babies." become attached to Noel. "I was happy when txrcts &talent said they probably still hung up on Nolene. hada surphce forces. °femme I was Parties but I'm sure I will come to love hoping that they had found Nolene The trio have stepped up security him just like I did her," she said. but Noel is so much like her. He's in an attempt to keep hold of their The only problem now is who lovely." purred Boxy new pet. gets to look after the hamster over Nolerie fast hit the headlines when Beoc• explained: "We used to let Christmas. Katie explained: -We she was kidnapped and held for Nolene run around the room but would all like to have him over the ransom. we have made a running arca for holidays but we have to take Noel's The girls began to receive Noel. feelings into account. Whoever gets mysterious phone calls demanding "We are not going to have any him will make sure he has a good £10 million for Nolene's safe return. Christmas."

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DEALERS:Thls may be just a reconstruction but Leeds Student has revealed the seedy underworld of take ID cards Plc: Sarah Davis 4 NEWSDESK 243 4727 5 Booming Fy Dem 5 1987 good fun RANDY dinosaurs attracted their mates by cracking their tails like a whip, scientific research has revealed. writes Catherine Burt. Professor McNeill Alexander at Leeds University claims male dinosaurs also used their thong-like tails to scare ofl make cash potential rivals. "I put the idea forward with my tongue in my cheek_ but I'm delighted that it is possible" commented the Professor. The theory was concreted by Microsoft. who used computers to simulate the dinosaurs tails. The creatures may have been able to flail their tails like bullwhips to make miniature our car S sonic laxities

By KEVIN PETTMAN For whom Chief Reporter the Bell tolls FRAUDSTERS are using fake union cards to enter student only facilities, reveals a Leeds Student investigation. The forged cards can be used to gain access to university libraries and union buildings and to receive student discounts al a range of shops. The news follows reports of a gmwing black market for fake union cards in Leeds. Suspicions were raised when a student, who wishes to remain anony- KEEN media wannabes mous, said he had been offered a flocked to listen to top spin fake union card. doctor Sir Tim Bell's words "I was in the Dry Dock about of wisdom, writes Marie Fagan. two weeks ago when a dodgy look- The former campaign ing man approached me," he said. manager for Margaret "He showed me a card and said Thatcher and founder of could buy it off him for a fiver. Saatchi & Saatchi, was guest "I'm a student so I don't need speaker at Trinity and All one, but I saw him approach other Saints College last week. people there too." The PR guru, gave an The findings have forced uni- informal talk on his versity security to urgently look into experiences with the world's the problem posed by the fraud, with rich and famous at the annual the possibility of introducing a new Communication, Advertising copy-proof card system next year and Marketing lecture. The undercover investigation Sir Tim, who described the proved that a and copied under cer- Iron Lady as "the most focused tain eitcurtniames. enabled the owner and open minded person I to pass as a student at Lasts Uttivenny. have ever met." revealed the Swipe-machinat Edward Boyle secret of making gaud laxaryacrepteci the card and allowed advertisements and PR books to be takeit out campaigns is making people Union security believed the card talk and asking lots of to begetutine:utdadmratted the hear- questions. er into the Old Bar. He said that reputation is everything in the industry and that after twenty s-ears in advertising and fifteen in 'We camot PR. he has equally damaged and enhanced reputations of guarantee that the rich and famous.

all oar cant ILLEGAL: A Leeds Student reporter gains access to the Edward Boyle library with a take NUS card Plc: Alys Tomlinson to steal valuable books as well as Studies student is alarmed at the Lure is taken by video and pin on and I try to take advantage of these Film glory we tamper- personal property. problem. "A mote advanced system to the card." she said. as every bit helps.' he said. "It could certainly jeopardise the will have to be used if this is the case. nuignetic strip holds all your "If people are copying cards and Proof safety of students' possessions in "If books can he taken out with details and it works like a credit card. cheating shops then they could well for Lee the lihrary and possibly lead to prob- a replica card then something must Its not laminated so is difficult to stop it which is not fair to genuine Coe SOC. a strictly student only lems with other facilities in there!' he changed." he said. copy." suidents," he said. AN award winning film made event was also tricked by the fake said Mr Vincent. "Library fines are expensive The findings of the report have by budding Steven Spielbergs card. enough without us having to pay for Sophisticated already urged Leeds University to is to make its television premiere The findings raise serious ques- books which we didn't even take look into their security methods. Problem Raymond Aspinwall. Managing next week, writes Helen Wylie. lions for the .security of students and out!" A spokesperson said: "We am. On The Roof. filmed on The NUS admits the number Director of Card Dispenser UK, DiividGrogarta first yrairBurkling of course extremely cinxmed about location in Leeds city centre of different union cards in circula- which distributes security cards to The biggest concerns are union Studies student, thinks cards should these forgen allegations, They have by LMU theatre school students. tion could he a pan of the prob- fimet throughout the country_ agreed: cards getting into the hands of peo- Ix chocked more thoroughly. "Security been reportisl to the police. who are took a year to make and has 'These cards are a far incite sopnis- ple who will abuse the benefits of lem. in the union and doormen in town investigating. already been screened at cinemas A spokesperson said: 'There are ticauxi form of security than the lam- passing as a student are not very particular when they "We have alerted all library iii Huddersfield and the Hyde currently about 2 million NUS cards inated type. Peter Vincent. Leeds University check cards. and security staff and they will he Park Picture House. in circulation and they are not all "Many university unions have security adviser, said: "Fake union Using amore sophisticated sys- on the lookout_ Director Lee Chambers. said: the same. It's difficult for shops to moved to using cards with a mag- cards had not been brought to our tem would cost money but surely "Security staff have been car- `The strength behind the project netic strip rather than ones with bar- attention before, hut if them is a prob- tell the difference between a real has to be looked at." rying out unannouraxxi spot-checks codes. Fm surprised LUU hasn't is its exceptionally written lem then we will have to have dis- card and a lake. The type of card LUU uses marts on identity cards in thelibraries, and dialogue. We made the film done the same." cussions about it and decide whether "We cannot guarantee that all it can be copied relatively easily. these will continue - but there is no with no budget which meant Shops may be forced to are stu- to make changes. our cards are tamper-proof but we Sheffield University uses a credit evidence as yet that books have been relying on favours and learning dent discounts if the threat of fraud "It must be seen as potentially do our best to look into any prob- card type system for their union borrowed using fake cards. to be resourceful and creative." is not addressed. a serious issue." lems!" Lauds which is mote difficult to forge. "Changes to the format of stu- will be shown Jason Care French and English On The Roof Following a recent spate of thefts But many students are angsy that Emma Stonehnase. a smut year dent identity cards were, in any case. on YTV December 9 at firuilist, said: "I appreciate the reduc- in the libraries he is also worried cards can be faked so easily. Simon Japanese student at Sheffield said under consideration and they will 1 1.40pm. dons some places offer to students that thieves could use the fake cards Ramsay. a second year Broadcasting the system works well. "Your pie- be in place our registration next year." Leeds Student Frida December 5 1997 Leeds Student OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE GET AN EXTRA £35 MILLION A YEAR: ARE THEY WORTH IT?

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Editor Hen Eau Deputy F.ditors Aka Gubbay Life at Oxbridge Clare Lister Juice Editor Jo Cairns SECTION EDITORS Arts Eleanor Mawity Lauren Pushkin Louise Sherwood Books Phil Hanlon Spike Linden Thornton is just two grand earren 'keg Es71.11:,,o, AMBRIDGE Rick Lc irr. ql niversity has Clutis had a bad year: Phil Lindfirld C Nrcl S3rgenr it came last but one in Colnantist the boat race, and this Sitvoil Jeffery week managed the lowest score ever on Philip _ Bertram A itA "ernerun University Challenge. toei Rtaken Most people shared Jeremy Pax man's sneer. agithito Jane* until they realised that 1i 11 iCl Jones these losers cost the Fe:mires taxpayer £8,000 more to Paul 5L rle.u, educate than their Fond anti Drink opponents. NiLl. Haven No matter how carefully lemitna Sissons you budget at university. Listings there's always plenty of term Russ Horsley lets at the end of the money - Music yet our often richer Joseph Catrns Oxbridge counterparts have Joseph Downie already finished their Robby Elsun 'Michaelmas' term. Jenny Wood As Leeds students recovered News from a spate of mid-term blues. Laura Davis the chaps at Oxbridge placed Mutt Genever their final dissertation squarely Nesved Raja in the doddery hand of their Chief Reporter Don, said a tearful cheerio to THE CAMPUS CONGA. Payday at Oxiord, and another excuse to don those dresses and discuss the scam of the century Kevin Pettinar Miles and Lucinda. jumped into the Range Rover and drove entry to Oxbridge increases in Pietism briskly down the gravel to proportion to the amount of Sarah Davis daddy's estate in time to watch money you spend on your A- Pohdcs Harriet in the Pony Club trials. Levels. This failure to reflect .Amok! Surely in Tony's New Britain and reward fairly the of honesty and fairness such achievement of students from Proof Reader stereotype must be outdated? all backgmunils. undermines Otinny Li Indeed it wasn't so long ago that 'unit Oxbridge's right to continue to Sport the long-smouldering debate educational institutions would renown by producing superbly address this imbalance. receive its enormous extra Chris Stowe about the proportion of be lost as a result. As one peer qualified graduates. Byron. Evidence suggests that they are subsidy. Oxbridge students from in the House of Lords put it:: 'A Blair, and Monty Python are all not trying hard enough though There is also the question of Assistant independent schools flared up fair society does not mean you whether the extra money can be Paul limwn testimony to the essential because over the last six years briefly: it was rumoured have to be equal in every contribution Oxbridge makes to there ha.s been only a one per justified in terms of extra Science Cambridge University was to respect." Quite. Britain's culture. cent increase in the proportion achievement. Clam Pettitt, a Michelle Jlarmatt open its doors to more state These objections not only After all, a meritocracy of state school admissions. Former Oxford student and tutor Joanne O'Neill school students. run alongside demonstrations needs sonic elitism. The In response to the now at Leeds University School Predictably, the university against tuition fees and news of problem is that although Governmenf.s threat to of English, is adamant that Television "there is no discernable Diane teeming did the decent thing and denied falling numbers of applications Oxbridge and the benefits that withdraw the extra 1.35m. Russ Horsley such a vicious report. Peace was to universities. but also the come from its education seem Oxbridge has warned that it will difference, in my experience. Dim Thuhron restored on golf courses and decommissioning of the Royal to represent a gold standard, it impose an extra 12.000 per year between the intellectual level of croquet lawns across the Yacht. is debatable whether it is one's in the form of top-up fees in students in Oxford and those in Travel country and people were At a time when nut just achievement or rather ones addition to the mandator!, Leeds," Indira Dies-Ouptu assured that Cambridge would students, but the Royal Family. background thin is rewarded in 1.000 to compensate for the Yet the system continues:. remain the bastion of prejudice. are having to tighten their hells the allocation of places at the loss, a move that would signal private schools educate only exclusiveness and elitism that it it is scandalous that Oxbridge ins! Maims, the end of the -meritocracy' we seven per cent of schoolgoers, has been for the lust SOO years. should go on receiving 1.-2.,(100 currently yet this minority regularly Editorial hotline: enjoy. But New Labour frowns on more per'surdcnt than everyone 4 AST year 68 per cent of When Oxbridge's JR:V.0111M constitutes half of Oxbrnige'S (0113) 243 4727 Old elitism And the Government else Lord Dean students attaining three were published ler the first lime intake. Editorial Fax: is currently considering .untined up the iinl'airuess 14- 'A' grades at A-les cl I the last month it was revealed that These instnittions of elitism (0113) 246 7953 withdrawing the extra E15in this in a recent debate int the typical entrance requirement fit their total ast..ek are north and bias have remained email that Oshridgc receives In matters 'There is malting so Oxbridge) attended state alrno.st 1.2htt. pmerating relatively untouched by the leeds.student@ suppon its unique one-ti imedity ing is hearing the rich 5chOok. Yet slate whoeil pupils arpioximiucly L I fit nr, ul reform that has transformed the world of higher btinternet.com tutorial system. This proposal claim to lie poet made tip ontly f4"2 per ....ent I Jild inorine tor he colleac each. rest of the itas not surprisingly horn Does Oxbridge deserve such Ibis year a mere 4l4 pet cetti I of vent. I 'ildnitbredly. many edit c-ation_ It is no coincidence, fiercely pooh. rotted by criticism DeNpue the Cambridge and Oxford s ill14111.; uIll find it hard 141 as this Iris hrct1 achieved Advertising hotline; advocates of Oxbridge's resentment eenCrated by the respective- intakes bring theinseive-c; to contribute Itioni411 Oxbridge's err...Mein Of can Catherine Barton privileged }Lams, who-argue instilittions they remain an The universittex_ keen to t..3,1X.10 per year %chile such a .self-perpetnaling on (0113) 231 4293 that the universities' position as example of world-elass slung off their snobbish image. wealth exists. establishment that has ensured two of the world's leading education. and have earned their claim that they have I.+ Clearly. the likelihood of continued stability_ Leeds Student, December 5 1997 7 Murray Prints Leeds Student OPINION Red card for university chiefs over fake id YEAR ago to the day we reported how a thief stole a wallet in a Auniversity library and in less than an hour had defrauded £280 from the unfortunate victim's bank account. It appears that since then, Leeds University in particular has learned nothing. They can afford plush new libraries filled with computers that you can never get on, sure, but they can't even provide a library/NUS card that can't he copied by the most amateur of operations. The process we went through to obtain a fake card could not have been simpler. Five minutes later our 'student' was able to gain any of the privileges that any bona tide student possesses. Now it would he a gross over- reaction to suggest that because Leeds University's cards are easy to copy, we're going to he over-run by people SANTA DECIDES TELETUBBIES ARE IN AND THE SPICE GIRLS ARE OUT looking for trouble in the union with freshly stolen library books under their arms. But it is true that there is a lot of crime in our libraries. and the current system simply doesn't make it a safe environment to work in. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR It is a farce that thousands of pounds have been spent on a secure gate system to restrict entry but if you Fuming Perfect programme need or want to, you can get in for

Dear Editor. Dear Editor, one and a half hours. Programmes about 25 pence. like this help dispel the myths that It may be too late to do anything I AM writing with `£10) I AM writing to say that before students are all drunken louts about the problem this year. But a reference to two of the today I thought that the BBC were disinterested in learning. proper and secure system needs to be featured articles in last weeks LT& being a little pompous with their In fact. the only time any in place by next October before a Student. I have some obvious advice 'Perfect Day' song, patting students got drunk was when for the students who found themselves on the buck as it were. encouraged by rough gcordies serious incident occurs. for the leiter themselves attacked in Hyde Park. Tonight however has totally such as the stripper named There are no rewards for ridiculous changed my views_ "Chopper" featured in your paper bravado and a refusal to be I have just watched a a few weeks ago_ Drama at its of the week intimitaed. Would you stroll mound programme called 'The Student best! Minibus axe is pure the badly lit streets and alleyways of Prince' which featured a So I conclude by saying well You've got a hangover. Harlem. Brixton or Toxteth because captivating performance by done to the BBC and lets have madness There's no milk in the you refused to live in fear? Robson Green as a sturdy more of these stunning dramas I also refer to the ridiculous bodyguard protecting a member of with Robson Green. HE DECISION to axe the fridge and your favourite statement on smoking in the LUU mug has been used as an the Royal family. The twists and women's minibus at LMU is issue by a Kate Manley. who claimed turns of the plot kept me on the P Coleman an absolutely unbelievable ashtray. that there was no correlation between edge of my seat through the whole T smokmg and meningitis. decision, no matter how much the Rant at the world As a Geography undergraduate, I cost of keeping the service bow to the fact that she is clearly in running. courtesy of Leeds Student the best position to comment on such Spice trade in insults it could perhaps he understandable if (£10 buys a lot of milk): a matter. As one of the many who finds Dear Editor, Even though I'm not exactly we studied in Norwich or Bournemouth. Leeds is a fantastic, but dangerous. The Editor smokers a pain and irritant. I suggest running down to HMV to buy that they stop moaning about THE recent media attack on the their albums, I can appreciate place to live and the students who are Leeds Student supposed victimisation. Smoking Spice Girls has left me blazing them for what they are, just five attracted here deserve the basic right to LUU, PO Box 157 will still be permitted in the bars and with fury ordinary girls up for a laugh and safety that their university should Leeds the Mouat Jones lounge. so why "Geri's a slag, Sporty is a making the most of what they provide. If it truly is a funding problem. should smokers complain that they scatty and Posh Spice never have at the moment. Cheesy? Yes_ surely a small fee cheaper than a taxi LSI 1UH smiles" are just a few of the Tacky? Yes. Entertaining? are unable to light up in the general could he levied to get us home safely. union environment. I (and others) comments I heard from Definitely! Wouldn't we all just fax: (0113) 246 7953 resent having this filthy habit housemates after watching 'An love to be in their shoes? e-mail: leeds.student@ inflicted upon us. and l object to Audience With the Spice Girls' on So I think it is about time that And finally... btinternet.com having my clothing reeking of Saturday evening. everyone realised that we are all ashtrays every time I return home Yes they are a manufactured human. Some of us do have MERRY Christmas and happy chubby Baby Spice thighs and The sooner smoking is banned for hand who can't play an new year to all readers of the office: LMUSU City Site. instrument to save their lives, but small Sporty Spice breasts. As for good, and people like Miss Manley final Leeds Student in 1997. cease whinging. the better as far as the fact is everybody is interested the girls themselves. well I'm sure A Yes, there may well be 20 days left We I'm concerned. The Executive have enough to watch them. hear about they just stick two fingers up to reserve the right to until the Big Day, but enjoy this. your not as yet gone far enough. them and talk about them, "which the critics anyhow. edit letters. The views on Spice do you like?" isn't a bumper 56 page festive issue. this page may not be th Matthew Davis particularly uncommon topic of L Davidson The special New Year edition is out of Leeds Student . conversation down the pub, on January 23. Until then, have a great break. LEEDS STUDENT Letters Bonanza - Turn Over 8 MORE LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Market leader requires web Should we open all hours? designer for new, innovative web site catering for the student market Dear Editor. week before the exams start_ Apart from this being a ridiculously short I AM writing as a finalist at Leeds University. I amount of time, the pressure on the relevant like many of my contemporaries, had every course literature will be so great that being able An invaluable opportunity to gain intention of returning to university shortly after to find it will be extremely difficult. Christmas to begin revision for my exams in the Surely it is the responsibility of the university experience of working on a live, belief that the university library resources would to provide as much help as possible to students in he available for me to use, preparation for exams, particularly in the final exciting and ever-changing website I have since discovered that these resources year when they are so impertant. By closing the will not be available between the 24th of libraries for so king the university is not fulfilling December and the 4th of January. Therefore its responsibilities. students can only use library resources for one Yes, Leeds Student is heading webwards, and we need graphic Free Jesus Marketing designers to help make the best

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IT seems that you have removed your new RIGHT in the centre of Leeds remains one of the student website too. weekly cartoon because of a complaint regarding few legacies left from a world where the great its depiction of Jesus Christ in non-biblical corporations implant their aggressive rules in an situations, increasingly complex market. leasing behind am. As a Christian myself. I can see valid other players who cannot compete with such Interested? Then call Ben East, Ben arguments from hoth sides; the cartoonist's changes. That is exactly what happened with the freedom of speech versus the complainani's Leeds city markets_ Lamb or shinny Li on 243 4727 dislike of having his beliefs belittled. It would Once an important comniercial exchange seem that rather than become involved in an centre, now a decent centre for low income argument you have simply responded to the customers who cannot afford the cost of living in complaint by axing the cartoon, So, jerky of the this consumer age where you pay more for the knee as you apparently are, a letter requesting its package, marketing and brand than for the -return should achieve exactly that. And here it is- product The cartoon in question is but one tiny and Why not snake through the myriad of tray Leeds Student relatively important pan of the belittling of shops inside, where you can buy anything from a beliefs. Faith is stronger than fiction. This tropical bird to a printer cable, Walk through the cartoon is only its insensitive as last week's butcher's street. if yeti are not almid of the um ieligicius nutter, as I believe we are affectionately techno packet meat. delve among the second known as oversensitive. hand clothes, Da not forget to visit the grocer's 4.1.• 40.• outside the market, I am talking about real ■ Parr farmers who instead of accepting the price by thir • 4•••• • imp.) 41 •• giant corporations and the global markets, sell their products themselves (at more than fifty Saucy seamen percent cheaper than in any supermarket). S In terms of quality the products in the market PRAGUE £145 are good, but far cheaper. 9 DAYS BED & BREAKFAST Dear Editor, Alvaro H I REFER to the article Performing Pirates' in the DUBLIN £50 Jufee section of last weeks Leed,i Student. In particular the part on the famous pirate Captain WEEKEND BREAKS Pugwash_ It is frequently claimed that certain Leed-ing sport? characters had rather suggestive names, i.e. SPEND NEW YEARS EVE Master Bates, Seaman Staines and Roger the Dear Editor, Cabin Boy. IN AMSTERDAM SINCE the start of this year. I have been reading • It's a lovely idea but not true. The crew consisted of Captain Pugwash, Master Mates, with interest the views and opinions of your new Pirate Barnabas, Private Willy (goer). and Tom "Sports Editor". the Cabin boy. have come to the conclusion that he However it is true in one episode the name supports Leeds United. I have arrived at this Master Mate was slightly altered, the one that point of view from the constant anti-Manchester ends with Captain Pugwash saying 'I certainly United comments, and the fact that he, unlike the rcE3518 HOURS did, Master Bare. rest of the country. was not laughing at Leeds United after their somewhat hilarious defeat to Bob Reading. WEEKEND BREAKS TO I admit that Manchester United's recent loss PAR I S AMSTERDAM to Ipswich Town was little embarrassing, but I A The bell tolls hey. I can admit that. and Ipswich aren't quite as UM, BED di► BREAKFAST INC, 24,000MMODATION shire as Reading are they? Stephen Rill F B HIP 1 3 t h D E C 1 2 t h THE Bell had rung, and many shutters were Oh yes they are. (E.c) down. There was however a has still open. M A R 1 3 t h JAN leth, 30TH Arriving at the bar, a bouncer swiftly Informed A P R 1 7 t h F E Br 1 3 t h • me that this bar was indeed closing. The female bar assistants were obviously still serving so I Turn off tried my luck. The bouncer came back and asked why I had not listened to him and still asked fora Dear Editor, drink. I replied in only a semi drunk state: "I think there is a male female divide here." 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I • 4111110 1.41 .111' ID AMP • OWN GOAL: Wimble-gone Turn to page 22 411110 4111110 4111■ Leeds Student, Friday December 5 1997 9 C o m e o Yorkshire FFERyON FRIDAY Agony and ecstasy: the curse of Friday

YORKSHIRE tourism is now worth £2 billion a year and has become the count)'s largest industry, so says the Yorkshire Tourist Board. I, too, find this hard to believe. Away from York and the Dales, I can't see there's that much to do in the famed White Rose County except produce dubious statistics about the local economy. I.eeds, cosmopolitan as ever, is keen to promote itself as the thriving hub of Yorkshire's assault on the world tourist trade. West Yorkshire will probably rename itself the Costa del Coal. But seeing as they're closing. it will have to be del Cold. Continuing the holiday romance is Club Barcelona which recently opened in Ilatlev (near t.eedsi to rapturous applause front London journalists who variously- billed it as "the must expensive fun factory outside London" and a "pacesetter for the latest out of town trend - the mega nightclub." The club, holding 2.500 people, shares Barcelona's "vibrant and passionate lust for life" and features a Picasso Bar nestled amongst the Caudi-esque design of the RIDAY is the hest day of the up criumning a whole weekend of hedonism into course, we didn't loran the going out side of it dancetloor. We'd just sip a knowing pint or two before last week. You get up, go to the what, after all. is still a working day - that ol' Leeds and Yorkshire are obviously Ecstasy of Overload just keepssoming back orders getting their act together. How long before FUnion, collect a Leeds Student, whichever way you look at it. I went around But that all changed when the BBC put the some enterprising Spaniard opens Cluh go out - the weekend starts here. campus to investigate further. Fast Show on at half past nine and scheduled Bailey on the Mediterranean's sun- At least that's the idea. But if Friday was "Yeah well. I'm not too sure about this Shooting Stars against Friends. It destroyed the scorched shores? always this good the Government would Ecstasy of Overload. mate, but I don't really do old Friday night in, and the overload began. Desperate channel flicking is one option. but rename it the People's Day and charge you Fridays at the moment because it's just too much there's a danger of creating compound characters for the privilege. Well. it's not. hassle." said Colour Chemistry fresher Colin Wheatley. such as Chandler-ka-ka-ka and Mark Leblanc. Take last week. I was sat in front of the TV I rang around in the ad break to see if anyone munching on a mince pie when Chris F.vans "I mean I always go to the pub or something Rocking else felt the pressure. They didn't - they videoed. proclaimed an early start to Christmas because but if I was going to go to a club or the cinema I'd have to really plan it - clean clothes, that kind I thought that was a bit over the top and retired to the weather was had and, well, he'd run out of my sofa. feeling somehow calmer and at peace ideas. of thing. Besides I'm usually too tired from larging it on Thursday." with the world. the vote The reason for my anger: only that morning After the ads came the Wella girls settling the Jeffery on Friday column had come out as an down to watch the show. Now. I'm not a ELECTIONS are always controversial. advocate of an immediate Yuletide because the ELL, well. So Thursday is the New misogynist - as such - but I really hate those girls Pity the poor Spice Girls who collected weather was bad and, well, my research team had Friday. Many of us have known this for because they're just so damn girly. all Cosmo and Worst Album, Best Album and Least quite a while and stayed in as followers run out of ideas. W nail polish. The thing is, they're presented as Fanciable Female at the Smash Hits "Nice one. Chrisy-boy." I hissed through of the New Going out. This was so easy in the some kind of model audience and make regular Poll Winners' Party last Sunday. gritted teeth and threw last week's paper on the good old days of the Frien&JShooting guys such as myself feel like transgressives (disconnected) gas fire. If I had a cat I'd have Stars/Frasier continuum when the only danger Pundits and commentators criticised the But that's just the inevitable first past the post system which they claim kicked it. was becoming a hit too well known at the off- commercialisation of my favourite night in. And unfairly represents public opinion. I breathed deep and slowly until the rage licence. it's just not the same as it used to be. And they "Ilasicalls." said Lord Gerkin of subsided. Never has one night been so stressful. Friends (no, not those friends) would ring up don't understand. And its too cold. And. And. Blackhead, a supporter of electoral reform. Never in the field of light entertainment. and invite each other round to enjoy a bit of good And why's it Monday morning? And And. And. "if 41) per cent of people vote for Geri Spice TV, perhaps as a prelude to going to the pub or a Basically. there's too much to choose from. Perhaps I should just get out more. as Least Fanciable Female we need a club to engage in a hit a retro-chic socialising. (I. You stay in to watch TV and you feel like your system which ensures that only 40 per cent - - — - - — — parents; you go out and you miss Frasier. This is of her, say her thighs, gets to compose the modern angst, the bane of the 1990s, Post- The 1990s: a decade of decline on Friday aforementioned lassie. modern theorists call it the Ecstasy of Overload, "The remaining 641 per cent would he we know it as Friday. taken from others who fared less well in the ('unreal Leeds heaves with variety. Take a look hustings - 20 per cent could come from at the listings, there are clubs playing jazz, hip Danii Minogue's backside and the hop. soul. jungle, disco. Latin, big beat. speed remainder would he taken from minority garage and, for the 1991 diehards, indie. parties such as Sleeper." Saturday. by comparison, is about as much Seventy-seven year old Lord Gerkin will fun as a power cut on Boxing Day. The city has head a five member task force to never recovered from the cruel deaths of Back to investigate changes to the voting system. Basics and Vague (remember when Leeds was Loved and loathed as the Grand Old Man the Clubbing Capital of the North) and, of the centre. he went solo in 1981 and is consequently, the only night left is the poly bop. keen to return to the mainstream - even if it But if Friday is the New Saturday you just end insolves making a 26.3 per cent arse of himself. JEFFERY IN JANUARY: Why Friday is so last year 9 10 NEWSDESK 243 4727 Leeds Student, Friday December 5 1997 Boffins kerb old problem

CONVICTED kerherawlers could By ANNABEL KILBEE "At the moment. it is really too early attend university-run courses in to praise or condone such a scheme.- an attempt to skip them re-offending. with stausticti showing a steadily increasing Leeds is the only metropolitan district The shun course will he pioneered rate of prostitution and attacks on females-. in the country to take such a pro-active approach to the kerbcrawling problem. at LMU as an alternative to cautioning West Yorkshire Police spokeswoman London, Manchester and Birmingham or charging first-time offenders caught Debbie Stevens thinks the idea is promising, although it is still in its early have well-established red light districts, soliciting. The project has planned a pilot scheme stages. but at present there are no plans for an in West. Yorkshire after a similar offenders' rehabilitation scheme like the Leeds. programme in San Francisco was proved one in to have reduced the number of re-offenders. The aim of the scheme is to educate Professor Hamner from. the LMU `Kerbcrawling those caught propositioning prostitutes Research Centre on Violence. Abuse and in the wider effects of their actions, in Gender Relations. believes the course order to stop them re-offending. is a good and workable idea. banns The course consists of eight intensive hours of lectures. paid for by the offender. "People forget the wider issues. Kerherawling harms neighbourhoods. neighbourhoods The lecturers will also warn of the enhances drug addiction and generally social effects and of the legal and health causes a nuisance. risks of kerbcrawIing. Campaigners walk out in disgust "You have to see past the prostitutes' and enhances It is unclear whether the plans will smiles and actions, underneath it's not prove to be a success, as proposals are Hundreds of students marched out to talk to the protestors outside his a happy lifestyle. But most importantly, drug addiction' still being discussed. of lectures in a demonstration against office. we amconvinced that people can change . But Professor Hamner believes it incoming tuition feeson Thursday. Mr. Wilson said: "1 recognise the "We're working closely with the former would be an attractive alternative to writes Nadaav South". problems and that the next few years prostitute group EXIT, and believe strongly "The proposal has been made and will appearing in court and can see a place Members of the Union emptied may he the hardest that students will in Labour's policies of making offenders he dealt with by the Domestic Violence for such schemes in the future. lecture theatres in the Roger Stevens ever have to face. 1 do support the face their victims, and Child Protection team here in Leeds," An LMU spokesman said: "I think building at 11.30am as part of the Union's protest and will pass on their 'They will be told about the prostitutas' she said. the scheme would be a benefit to all. The protest. objections to the university senate. experiences in the business and the effects "The most affected areas are offenders will have to pay their own They then took the march on to this action follows last week's march of kerbcrawling, not only on the victim. Chapeltown and the Calls in the city tuition fees and hopefully kerbcrawling Vice-Chancellor Alan Wilson's office., of 8,9nostialents on London which was but to the environment." centre. which both already have vice in Leeds will be considerably reduced where they vowed to sit and wait for part of the national demonstration Leeds has a history of kerbcrawling, squads monitoring the problem. due to the introduction of this course." his answer to their demands. He agreed against tuition fees. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR CHRISTMAS CELEBRATE EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK uer IN THE OLD BAR (A>

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10 Leeds Student, Friday December 5 1997 NEWSDESK 243 4727 t 11 Death in hall CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

lerni He had suffered from anorexia for eight years. Escape was A spokesperson fur the Geography Department said: "We were all very shocked and upset to hear of Kevin's death. "He had only been at the department since (kosher, but was already well liked by staff arid students. He will he sadly missed by his colleagues." The inquest heard that there was no evidence of drug taking and that police said there were no suspicious circumstances. Leeds coroner David Hinchcliffe commented: "Mr Jenkins `long overdue' had suffered with anorexia over a period of time and had been referred to doctors for this. "Concerns were expressed by his course tutor because it was felt he would not be well enough to go abroad on a field trip in the New Year. He was referred to the student medical practice and on November 12 he saw doctors and was referred to a psychiatrist." Kevin's father. Alan. told the hearing that his son had for scared trio written to him the previous weekend to tell him that he was recovering from a 24-hour hug. By KEVIN PETTMAN CHIEF REPORTER ALARMED finalists were left trapped in Brotherton Chief launches Library because staff failed to warn them it was closing. The three terrified women 'de to Leeds prepared to spend the night in FORMER LUI! chief Bruce the library's basement when no Hartley is to launch a magazine one answered their calls for help. be dubs *•the ultimate guide to Elena Boga. Anabel Carretra Leeds, its entertainment and and Sarah Arhiu left the study community", writes Jennifer room on the first floor only to Humphreys. find the lights off and the doors Hartley, who was finance and locked, despite a library porter administration officer at LUU seeing them in there an hour last year, has been planning the before. Leeds Guide for three years and "It was pitch black and we will release it later this month. couldn't hear anyone. We had The Guide will target 18-34 year old young professionals, to fumble along the bookcases but Bruce also believes that the "high brow" students such as and floor to reach the door. ft Harvey Nicholls shoppers and serious clobbers would also he was locked so we began to about interested. and scream but no one heard." said Anabei. a Broadcasting and English student. Freakish Sleep out to The alarms rang for 20 minutes but no one came to their rescue. Elena said: "It's an old. help homeless freakish place with no windows. FORMER homeless people will be joining together for a We thought we were going to special sleep out in Leeds city centre tonight. have to spend the night in there. More than 50 young people. including students. will camp If I was on my own it would have out on the steps of Leeds TOwn Hall today to help raise money been much worse." for Caring For Life, a charity which helps the homeless in "We managed to find a phone Leeds. but were unable to dial any Most of those taking part have been homeless, one used to outside numbers. spend his days at Leeds Rail Station reading timetables - it w `We had to call 9()9 to gel the only warm place he found. - some help. At first they thought The man has since been housed by the charity and now we were messing about but they attends a work experience project at Caring For Life's farm. eventually contacted University The young people are hoping to raise £2,000 for Caring For security and told them the Life, which helps young people to find a flat, and supports problem," she continued. them by regular visits and training projects. We still couldn't see or hear RELIEVED: The trio are glad to have escaped from the library Plc: Naveed Raid The charity do a wide variety of voluntary work. Anyone anyone. We were worried about ran contact the charity's office on (0113) 2612131. staying there all night because otherwise we would have been A university spokesman there is a problem with the closing there are no toilets and we didn't there all night" said Elena. clearly admitted there have been similar time procedure." have any food," said Sarah. relieved. problems in the past: "It is The trio said the incident now It was only by chance that university policy to announce seems quite amusing, but they they managed to escape the Ignored the closure of libraries. did no think so at the time. Fresher scripts ordeal. "We will be investigating why Sarah said: "It was only luck The students learnt that the the women did not hear or were that we got out. We have been They heard a security guard alarm they set off had been moving around outside the room not told of the closure," he said. there late before without any ignored because security believed "Problems like this have problems, if there had been a and shouted for help. it was the initial beeping that divorce video occurred before but we need to fire there would have been no "It was lucky that we heard goes off when the alarm is turned him and shouted when we did look at the incident to see whether way out 1 FRESHER has written the script for a r irks, launched to help on. children deal with the traumas of parent splitting up. You're Roth Still ,Sly Parents tackles the most common fears time face children when their parents divorce. SAD people told: don't worry, be happy' Niaila Barman. a Broadcasting Studies student at Leixis University, has herself experienced the effect that the divorce of treatment is successful for those parents can have on children. Her parents separated when she EVER get the feeling that you're By MATT GENEVER a bit SAD? Well, don't worry, it's who are prepared to stick with it, was 15. Currently around one in a not you're fault but the weather's of sun during the winter months." but on the other hand it may be '91he whok experience or divorce can be so isolating and in a And it looks as though SAD hundred people are reported to - and a Leeds boffin is now on the simpler to go abroad aver crisis the most important thing is to be able to talk to people." she people will only increase inmenher suffer fmm SAD every year, though case. Christmas," said. over the next few weeks. A there may be many more who just Seasonal Affective Disorder. This may not come as much "I lopefully the video will help kids to talk about their feelings spokesman ut. Leeds Weather shrug off their depression as winter which affects nearly a million relief to those currently suffering and realise That lots of people are going though the same thing Cent's, said: "We are are expecting blues. people in Britain a year, is a loon the worst that Leeds has got to and that they can still be successful in lire." the weather to turn colder with But there could be a solution of depression triggered by a lack offer. Nicola says that such a video might have helped her during wintry showers and sonic snow on the horizon, with specially of sunlight The weather spokesman added: her own parents' &home. by the middle of the next week." designed 'sunlight' style lamps Dr. Phillip Snaith from Leeds "It's been pretty dull for the last 'though the guide is aimed at children, there is an Doctors have found that the that sufferers can use for up to University Psychiatry Depanment few weeks. There might not have accompanying parents' guide. number of cases of SAD has three hours a day to gi ve than the Nicola's mother, Dr Sue Behrman. said: "It's important for explained: " This can be a very been much sun around but there increased significantly in number authentic summer feeling. serious form of depression that is was plenty of rain. We had only children to he told that they've done nothing wrong." over the last month. Dr. Smith commented' "The often triggered off by the hick two dry days in November."

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Nineteen per cent of students claimed Ten Pence or a 'Thousand and One Things you they never drunk almost one in live of the can do with Pasta. Thoughtful parents quickly student population. This seems u bit shocking- snap them up. worried that their little darlinp but as the survey took place in the student union might not be able to cope with the concept of the results should be taken with a huge pinch of home cooking. salt - perhaps they were just swearing never to !:0 the new And, the concept was probably quite drink again. interesting at first. All those cookery Finally we asked how would you rate your programmes made it look easy. and whipping up diet from very healthy to very poor. Sixty-two a quick calade nicAse is a good way In impress a per cent of respondents said average. member of the opposite sex. But the novelty soon surprisingly enough, which does seem to reflect wears off. in the rest of the survey results. only four per Even second or third years, hardened to self- cent thought that they had a very healthy diet feeds survival, are none the wiser after all this time. Is and eight per cent thought that their diet was it oldly such a huge stereotype that students eat poor. badly? Is it really true that they never cook One important point is that for every student anything more adventurous than a toasted that cats a diet of constant curry and chips and a cheese sandwich? liquid diet of beer, there is another student who Student diet has always been perceived as one eats healthily. cooks Sunday dinner and would that mainh consists of beer, cigs and Pot Noodle- rather die than tete instant mash. unwersttg mmortalised for ever in the antics of the Thong Whatever your culinary tastes, the upcoming Ones. Ls this many true - du students really eat Christmas holidays will provide the opportunity tomato sauce on toast or is secret cordon bleu to do something that rarely does get eaten by cooking going on behind dosed doors? students at university. Your mum's cooking - We wanted to find out if we are all fray as fantastic. unhealthy as we are portrayed. Rather than he clq proper students and rely on published research union we set out to the student union - survey in hand- to get some honest answers straight from the horse's mouth. According to the results of the straw poll. like the rust of the population, students do seem to he a mixed hunch. -13 per cent ate vegetables every day and . thirteen never touthed them. 0713 website -15 per cent ate fruit every clay but twelve per .3) cent never touched them. The highest percentage on both was the as erage of 3-4 days. -16 per cent of students eat a home cooked meal every day - which rather contradicts the view that a student cannot boil an egg without phoning home for verbal instructions.11w highest result was 32 per cent of students eat a home-cooked meal 5-6 tunes a week. this 6 extremely admirable. Also an impressive result was that Ott per cent of students said that they never ordered take- away - how reliable these results are is another matter. Our cooking habits on the whole seem to he LEEDS 6 LUXURIES' Is this the typical student tynektest9 14 FEATURE Leeds StudentizLLds cane A new book about Hyde Park has raised familiar problems with its depiction of the area. SPIKE, a Leeds resident for 20 years, spoke to the author, investigative journalist Nick Davies NCE, when people mentioned foundries. forges, and light industries. 'The Leeds, the stereotypical view residents at the time were victims asocial change. I !noble to move ouL being improperly was of flat caps, working class re-trained by successive governments, and mills, constant rain, and low being ItIt on the untapped. skilled worker's Opay and prices. Today Leeds is seen as the shelf. fastest growing Lily in the north, with a Leeds itself has moved on to become part booming economic climate, and although of one of Britain's largest growth markets; it is still cheaper than the !moth, it is catching now the service industry's 'call centre capital'. up rapidly. The people who use here are Memo bile the high unempl ►y-ment among still the friendliest people in the country. skilled workers, lack of prospects, an increase in student numbers, live-away landlords, poor That is not an idle boast, ask any housiag and poverty blend together in an company who have relocated their head unhappy marriage which cries out for Ake to the city. scapegoats. According to research recently tarried out Students blame crime, poor housing and by the ccommuniurtions company Orange, grant cuts. Local residents blame students, people in Leeds are the most approachable in crime and Utter. The unemployed blame lack the CE. Forgive the ironic beth laughs but I of money, lack of prospects. The criminals don't like being approached by muggers. blame the police who, in turn blame the brewers, (ir the police. Flow long sin this breakdown of law and order. We all seem to image of friendly northernets persist as long Name each other when in fact the common its harawnent continues in our poorer areas denominator in all this misery appears to be of the (Ay? VOW) is being pumped into the poverty. Poverty brought an by the reduction city centre, but how much of this needed cash of wage earners. grants, and benefits, and the will flow uphill into the outlying districts'.' As removal of all the safety nets that prevent us the commercial and economic boom continues from Mine, into apace, the number the allys,-s„ of people falling by But why was it the wayside rises For many of the that the author of disprieuirtkinately Dark Heart, Nick faster. Davies, chose 113;de Scanning the disaffected residents, Park when other newspapers the parts orf the other day. two students are the focal country. were just news items caught as worthy of my eye. A private THE MANY SIDES OF HYDE PARK:The problems of Hyde Park are well documented, so is Nick Davin point of their anger attention. what Is already known, adding to the problem by bringing it up again or highlighting the obvious mud giris' school is "it would've vtolunteering its been easier to find areas of other cities that Viennese blinds in the posh new houses on the when graduates are up to ten thousand An pupils' services in helping other pupils at a were far worse in Lenin ()Cerium and below local infant school to improve their reading. nouveau-Barran estates, grilles appeared to pounds in debt before they even start a job. unemployment. But I chose this area because be almost compulsory extras for every home Davits. however, is adamant as to where the seconi and not half a mile away a local pub is held up outwardly it didn't show the recognised sipaxs in a nasty and violent rubbery. here blame should lie. The gt normally associated with poverty, vet the The hook, if it were fictional, would he a "For me, the real problem stems from an works Whist on one side, the schools offer of help evidence was there. ureter the surface' you ea Is wdeome to people with reading difficulties it horror story, and yet it is, however harrowing, Wegid drugs sub-culture that breeds crime According to his book, Hyde Park 'is not a misty shock to the people it portrays; against people and property which then amour is, on the other, a patronising and self- neither famously rich nor notoriously poor, people publicising attempt to plug a severed jugular rather a recognition of the reality we endure. perpetuates the poverty from which people neither overwhelmingly while nor particularly So was he surprised at the amount of media MD% estape. Only until this subject is afford with a plaster. The pub robbery Is. In one black, a place that appears to offer a crow Wi respect, a desperate act by criminals with little coverage the honk received? addressed and solutions proposed can work section of city life. It has its middle classes, not "I was unaware of the coverage my book begin on re-building this aria." going regard for others: in another It Is a symptom only in the chunky detached houses along of a problem that lies so deep now within areas would receive. I was merely an investigative here. I Cardigan Road but more obviously in the journalist shuttling into Leeds every week to S SOMEONE who has lived in Leeds for nit of dm city swarms of students who descend on the place too. If The publication of a new book dealing with describe the every day activities of load for over twenty years, I can see the the hidden secrets of Britain's cities has each term; it has eiderty people, single people. In my time in Leeds 1 came aeries Aasset-stripping nature of large ltaadm mothers, Nadi families, Asian families an people from all walks of life and wrote companies, unable to leave things as they are morel resulted in unprecedented coverage of the meet of all. young people whose lives have morel problems, in both national and regional press. objectively about their views." in the community, trying to squeeze that been shaped here.' We de The book Dark Heart: The shacking truth lie observe.; that, for many of the little hit extra by raising prices on the about hidden Britain This sounds like it description of any disaffected residents, students are the focal everyday goods we need. I can see local %met/ has, it seems, surprised a normal city neighbourhood but it this goes on the Or large number of people. with some point of their anger. This is acutely support groups trying valiantly in engineer to say that 'something was wrung here. The highlighted in the part where two adolescent a bit of community spirit I cannot even be FIG Justifications and yet it does not surprise the narrow back-to-back houses to the West of retain people who live in these areas. lads are sitting beneath an advertising hard on the school for giving reading Hyde Psi-k Road, for example, looked now hoarding enticing students to open it bank lessons. But at the end of the day this is not he he The arta,: around lb di: Park and Burley just as they *Avoid have done a hundred years many have seen many changes over the last twenty account with the free gift of len pounds; only tackling the real problems that exist here ago - slightly _scruffy, quietly colourful, busy students. There is also the opposite argument and elsewhere. what years. From the housing policies of Leeds City with men and women going through their hacks Council in the bite 71k when an abundance of that many graduates living in fly& Park This is such a prickly thorn to grasp since daily routims - but there imam odd little probably wish the banks hadn't allowed them there are many factors wrapped up in the placer empty property allowed large numbers of difference. Ahnost all the ground-floor ho people to arrive from all over the country, to to run up debts of thousands of pounds on [up problems. I believe, righay or wrongly. that an Windows were scarred with thick iron grilles. of the student kens. This goes beyond poverty they are rooted in poverty. throw the &sure shortly after dimity local A lot of doors were, tumble leaded lights and

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OEVER invented the 'kiss under the CLUBS 4-7 Wmistletoe' idea must have been very cunning (or Juice has exclusive interviews with the Skint and Wall of Sound labels. Just plain desperate). We also meet soundtrack maestro Moby, and talk to Mr C about his For the single person, new ventures in cyberspace Christmas parties can be traumatic_ confidence destroying experiences. In the romance stakes, you feel like TSaa ...... 8-10 a piece of turkey on Boxing Day - left on the plate, and Oil I'm having a fag! And reading about comic genius Harry Enfield, the only thing you're likely to his encounters with the rich and famous, his new book and pull is a cracker from forthcoming television series WHSmith with a shaving brush inside.

BOOKISIMMMMOMMINIMMONNION11 Stuck for Christmas presents already? Let Juice guide you through the bookshelves and do the hard work for you MUSIC 12-13 But hope is not lost. It's amazing what waving a piece it's the moment you've been waiting for! of poisonous-berried parasite The Juice music massive bring you their definitve around suggestively can do guide to the records of Ninety-Seven for your love life: members of the opposite sex can't rtsist your advances. Our advice? Get shares in the stuff_ SPICE GIRLS

NOT EA ' CH mwm mmm CENTAW -TREE I • After a fantastic year for good, old OTHM gets people fashioned Pop music, we went on a in the Yuletide mood pilgrimage to Top of the Pops, for an quicker than the whiff N • exclusive audience withThe Biggest of fresh pine needles, but the drawbacks to having a real Group in the World tree in a student house often go unnoticed until it's too late. GAMES...... 17 Get ready for Kick-Off! .like checks out the eagerly awaited Actua Soccer 2 ...... 18-19 Forget the Radio Times Christmas special. We look forward to yuletide telly, and look back at the year on the box

First 3ou need to carry it home, or get frustrated trying to get the darn thing in and nut of' the car. Then try getting it into the house You've no money, it's bloody freezing. Here are without blinding yourself, the telly listings so you can plan your last week and work out how to make It in Leeds, on the sofa, with a cup of tea Amid up in a grotty bucket without using all the bricks in your neighbour's wall. Once up, pots of Lush and Ho Ho Ho: Jokes of the season a degree in electrical engineering are needed to Darth Yader and the Emperor are sitting in a pub at Christmas time decorate it. Finally, when "I know what Luke Skywalker is getting for Christmas" rasps Darth. Remember to save those Christmas 'crackers' so 'yule' be able to you return in January, you "How do you know?" asks The Emperor ring the 24hr juice Joke hotline on 243 4727 at the start of next have a new green carpet. and Darth Vader replies. "I felt his presents". term, and give us all a 'holly' good laugh... thieves have nicked your hoover. Why is Santa's sack so big? Jenny Wood Because he only comes once a year. This week's selection courtesy of Claire OR and Paul Wilson

17 4 Juice CLUBS Friday December 5 1997

In the second of a two part series TOM EDGE and PETE MEANWELL check out the finest labels as they do battle with the rest of the music industry s each new music Damien Harris: Hip-hop is MP People are more open minded probably the main thing that now than they were four years ago. OH: The nature of Skint is to try and publication hits connects it all. but 1 quite like it The time is right now. The wriggle out of pigeonholes. it's time of IN ASSOCIATION WITH the shelves with when people bring in other mainstream has never been closer those things. It's just a journalistic A influences. for example. the Lo- to the lenfield than it is now. You'd term. Idon't like it if people think it's their 'Big Beat' special, Fidelity All-stars who mix indie never have dreamed a couple of just Chemical Brothers sounding we are being band+ with dance music. Although years ago that you'd have turned on records. overwhelmed (again) by hip-hop's a meeting point, people Radio I's breakfast show and the waves of media hype. always bring in their own they'd be playing Daft Punk, Pip: I don't really like any of that Big- elements. Chemical Brothers and Beat stuff; maybe I'm jealous We neither condone it Propellerheads. That is reality now. because they sell millions of records nor condemn it, but Mark Janes: There's gonna be a Now is the time. and I don't. question whether this is big hip-hop influence in a lot of the artists here and myself, but I'm Pip: Well, that Barbie song's at 5S: Jungle has proved itself now, a durable and Roni Size took it to a new level. Big 1. Prolekult innovative form of hip- Beat's still got to prove itself, it's hop or simply a fad laying itself open to being a trip-hop "The Enhanced Velocity" 'It makes me cringe for 1998. (Reload records) doomed to as short a really. shelf life as the press Where do you want to be in 5 years This is a truly superb numbet, or allows it. One thing is When we stumbled across time? numbers seeing as you get two the name for the club, records. of storming acid techno. This clear, however; the Pip: Hopefully I won't be working in is a must for your stocking. record labels accredited there was no way we this terrible industry in 5 years time, I with the creation of 'Big want to be a lawyer, Music will get thought we were going to worse and worse. I feel very Beat' all seem keen to invent something' disenchanted with most pop music, 2. Empirion distance themselves except Beck. "See yourself" from that pigeonhole. THE BEATMASTER: MJ: Who knows? It's my intention to (XL recordings) Hip-hop purists, with Damien Harris Damien Harris on Big Beat be miming this company in 5 years Techno. techno, team°. techno. As their associated ideas of time,. and own this company in 5 you may have guessed this is Techno musical integrity, are years time - and have a lot of and it is good. Buy this one as well. scathing of this dancefloor- sure if you talk to them. they're all number one isn't it? I can't even successful bands here. It excites me just into good music, it' it's Joni mention one band I particularly to goer up in the morning. If you hook friendly take on breakbeat. Mitchell or Led Zeppelin, through like at the moment. I think it's up with a major label solely, to me. 3. Jamirogual Conversely, those making to Schoolly D. It's what works and terrible. its a bit like signing a death warrant; "High Times" the 'Big Beat' tracks feel what has style. you lose your incentive to get up in that they are drawing on the Man: There is plenty going on but the morning. (Sony) Pip: Personally, the Beatles, the it all seems to be a bit "Big Beaty". best elements of dance Stone Roses, a lot of old jazz stuff. If you look past those who are Ls there anyone you'd really like to You will have heard this tune, but have music, from house to acid the Clash. As a label we've been jumping on the band wagon there work with? you heard the refills? You should, techno, as well as is a lot of exciting stuff e.g RPM because S-man Roger Sanchez pulls influenced by Bristol. but I wouldn't say we're a Bristol sound. 2000 on Mo' Wax, DH: Uri, Rakim, Beastie Boys - out his hest for this. maintaining their musical roots in hip-hop. in order to We don't purposefully imitate any fairly obvious but would probably of the bigger bands here. What do you think of "Big never happen - Richard Ashcroft. create a more dynamic form Beat"? Oasis. I've always liked to work with 4. The Space Brothers of breakbeat that transcends What do you think of the UK one of them. Dennis Besgkamp "Forgiven" musical snobbery. But the dance music/hip-hop scene? MJ: Label people like me and suppose. (Manifesto) distinctions are blurred, and Damien I'm sure, run a mile from rightly so. Steve Smith: 1 think the nineties it. but it's quite hard for them to Mart. We'd quite like to do some will be remembered for the run a mile from it when they've got more stuff with Mr Scruff and A housey number from the Manifesto We spoke to Damien Harris commercialisation of dance music, a club called the Big Beat Grantby. some of that might he in the label by the BROTHERS FROM (Skint) and Mark Jones (Wall especially in house. and the growth Boutique. pipeline. SPACE. They can. however, be of Sound), founders of two of the superclub. i think there's a forgiven for doing this tune labels often, and perhaps backlash against technology OH: It makes me cringe really, when Have you ever been to Leeds? unfairly, associated with 'Big silently brewing and a return to we stumbled across the name for the Beat', as well as Steve Smith live music and instrumental skills, club, there was no way we thought MJ: Yeah. We love Leeds. We gel on (Ear to the Ground) and Pip to the rawness of watching live we were going to invent something. really well with Dave Beer - kindred 5. Amira and Mau (Cup of Tea). All four bands and musicians. Generally, spirit~. We're doing a residency at contributed their informed more and more clubs incorporate MJ: We say it's lazy journalism, and Back2Basics, "My Desire" in equal part with the DJs. live journalists say it's lazy mattering. opinions on the British hip-hop (V.0 recordings.)" musicians, (e.g. Eardrum in We've already lived through Trip-hop Man: I'm a big fan. I like it a lot. It's scene. in all its manifestations. Manchester). There's a generation so well live through Big Beat, All it friendly and fun. emerging raised on samples, but is, is the quality (lithe music. Another from the Speed Garage stable Who do you see as musical who have learnt an instrument and Anyone. who knows Wail of Sound Anything else? except this one keeps you waiting. influences, fur yourself and your are recreating samples live. and knows the artists, knows it's not This is from V.0 recordings. whose label? about Big Beat. W. Just don't fake the junk. bility to knock out Speed Garage surpasses all others. UK HIP-HOP and across the world is quite being done in America, and is and they all kind of overlap, mid hard to marker, The more on a way, that's what coruitinites By Phil Lindfield and Ear to the Ground's Steve interesting. In Britain it's instrumental stuff — Grand hip-hop. But I'd he wary of Nick Sargent Smith assesses the scene split into a Central and Mo' Wax - comes classing the last group as hip-hop number of from an entirely different in its true sense 6 6 ip-hop is different sub- perspective in a Ins of ways flip-hop in its purest form is primarily genres. 'proper' and ivc got strengths. the oft quoled 'Two I urri101eS. FOR THESE AND OTHER QUALITY created within a lyrical hip-hop such The other angle benig and a inicrelphome' and will SLATES VISIT 5 square mile area in New as Black Twang and the more breakbeat. always be a sub-culture. York and is essentially a Blade is always developed from house Influences will be reflected in the CRASH RECORDS around but never music mish-mash of rock and mainstream 7 drum patterns and black-American thing in its 35 THE HEADROW, LEEDS .ectri.S. to 1:•t ntttch intlie all sorts of music. the scratching for example - but truest sense. how it LS1 OPJ exposure. a,. It mute.. what lirea.kbeatiBig Beat thine. There's wool figure in the forefront of translates across the Xtlantii threv. rc'r areas there, meinortes of the nineties." 18 Friday December 5 1997 CLUBS Juice 5 PART TWO deejay

Wall of Sound, horn from the Soul Trader stable. started their beats-laden journey with 'Give charts enough Dope 1' in the spring of 1994. hi Mark knits words. this was 'reflective of the way music had evolved - they were some of my After his use year involvement with Fat City, Steve Smith has favourite songs of the year'. A debut release Compiled featuring Kruder and Dorfmeister, moved on and is now heading up Ear to the Ground. This new Brothels and Howie B. eotikt only be a good Manchester based company aims to foster the creativity of the omen, and Mckon's"Phany's Lainchhos' was a Manchester scene and place ground breaking new talent alongside somewhat better than average release, When the Marcos Morel more established artists. Recently showcasing live jungle outfit King Propellerheads Joined the team. Wall of Sound Rib alongside Dego (Therm and the Wiseguys at their weekly moved into lop 40 territory thrusting the label Saturday club night Eardrum. Ear to the Ground is a name to right into the public eye. Since then viedu vim@ 010 lin Wry watch Out for collaborations with fellow brat-mersters Pussy it 11411.-9.00 Foot and Shut have been hugely suceemful FM. whilst more _Dope' compilations have trundled offal!: production line Full length ) Sister Sledge - Love Don't You Go albums from the likes of Akasha. l.ea Rhythmes Digitates and The Wiseguys have all proved that ough No Changes On Me (Atlantic) Wall of Sound is mow than another 'Big Beal J Freda Payne • Unhooked Generation factory producing run of the mill Bre-akbeat tunes. (Invictus) The world tour is on its way. 3) The Jackson Five • The Love rev Sass (Motown) 4) The Johnny Otis Show - The Watts Breakaway (Epic) 51 The Mohawks • The Champ (Puma)

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1) iraftwerk • Tour De France (EMI) 2) Renegade Soundwave • The Phantom (Mute) Bristol based Cup of Tea records has been releasing excursions into 3) Underground Resistance - final Frontier Skint records, the brainchild of Damien Harris, drew its (*Intl the weirder side of beats since it was formed from scratch two and a (Underground Resistance) teatative breath in March 1995 with the release of Santa half yew's ago. Starting as a hobby for Pip Diaz. Cup of Tea has 4) Jungle Brothers - House Va SI (Richly Cruz by Faille). Slim, The commercial viability of Norman made a big impact in Europe and America with its eclectic mix or Cooks' first outing as the Fathoy itickstarted Skint along the Rich instrumental) (Gee Street) artists ranging from the laid hack beats of Purple Penguin through to Forgemasters - Track With No Name treacherous road of launching new artists and the Brassie the vocal weirdness of Monk and Canatellw A brief spell with Mr. 5) Beats compilations showcased some tine young things. Rey Scruff highlights the caliber of the label, and the quality of their club „ (Warp) being one of them. The combination of driving hreakbeat nights has in the pea drawn in talents such as James Lavelle, DJ Cum rhythms and just a hint of Brighton's atmosphere lead to and Peanut Butter Wolf_ Staying relatively underground in the UK. some top notch releases and the Big Beat Boutique club Cup of Tea has channelled it's energies into its European efforts and night - a barn of phrase they will live to regret. The Skint receives wide spread press coverage with live acts such as S iteeways roster already features some impressive acts ranging from and Statik Sound System leading a truly varied line-up_ Fancy writing about the cut n' paste skills of Cut La Roc to the fun filled Watch out for a string of new releases from the likes o beatfreakery of Bentley Rhythm Ace t who cut a mean live Receiver in the New Year. show) and Damien Harris. aka the '11idlield General, is your fave clubs? Ring determined to keep the label moving onwards and upwards. us now on 243 4727 RC:100E REBEL EVERY TUESDAY @ 1.....4:914AZC(

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Famous for tunes like the early dance classic "Go", Moby is now involved with film scores. NICK SARGENT [gel talks to the man about Hollywood, music, and of OF THE YEAR 1997 course Bond 1.Mickey Finn & oby is somewhat of it's definitely Aphrodite part of my an enigma, the cultural • has been pantheon. In This was the year that drum `n' bass producing music for over doing the James TumBy got Am - some even started Bond theme I calling it jungle again. 'faking its lead twenty years, in all forms, would say I did from Super Sharp Shooter, with fat hip and his new album " I like try to give It that hop limits and bireslines that made you to Score", is a collection of overall feel. laugh. Drop Top Caddy was the real starting point for a whole new and much his musical scores. Many Yu've written needed genre that stopped taking itself directors have looked to plenty of so seriously and concentrated instead on Moby to provide a fitting original scores. producing quite fantastic party tunes. bra does having musical theme, and he has to cover a tune 2. DJ Kool sucessfully done that for that is so well Scream, Heat, Cool World, known present its own set of The Saint, and now for difficulties, Is So, everybody knew it a -Can its own riglu, and you take a big pan iii before February of this year. But Tomorrow Never Dies, the there more pressure to put your own hallmark and style onto the piece! it. Did you enjoy the experience? As displayed by the piece you wrote for heavy plays by Heavenly Socialite Jon new James Bond film. In Hear which became a massive box office Carter of DJ Kool's classic call and short he is one of the most Not really, With the James Bond theme. Ifs a lot of studio trickery. and I did all success? response hip hop on any radio station the fact that it is such a well known my MR stunts, well the ones they who would have him soon had the 900 highly respected performers piece of music made it very simple. would let me do- they wouldn't let me That's right, but the James Bond Number sample spinning into the top ten. and producers in the world franchise is the biggest film franchise an And mighty fine it was too. today. the world. so it would be really hard to • turn down an offer from them. 3. 187 Lockdown The new ullxun as made up primarily by Film Scores. How did the concept MOWC So what have you been up to in Enghind arise Speed Garage, along with Big Beat, was the phenomenon of 97. And good job it's called / like to Score, and it's a Promoting the album really, I've been in too. revitalising as it did a stale house collection of music I have done that has Europe for about three weeks now scene. REPGroove was probably more appeared in different movies. The O0 0 0 0 doing promotion. It's OK but my 1 popular. but Gunman was the better exclusive criteria for selection being that schedule is pretty much the same day lo. - song, with loadsa Sari LahricLan attitude, all had to have appeared in Films. day. interviews and promoting during ] gunshots and ragga vocals. And they've the day and then straight to an airport or done some good remixes too. Non the album has been released train station, move on and do the whole what's on the horizon? O0 0 0 thing again. 4. Fatboy Slim I LIKE TO SCORE Well, to be honest I like so many kinds But yew do enjoy the travelling ? of music.that I imagine that my musical Everybody loves this monster latin anthem. output in the future will remain pretty 1 like Europe a lot and I do enjoy the but it was begging for a mid-summer eclectic, as it has always been. travelling. Every city I've been to, release (when it was first being aired) rather because I didn't have to worry about jump off the balcony at the beginning been to at least ten times, and I derive, than during a particularly soggy late With roar involvement in the myrrh, of writing a hook. You know. 1 could take a because if I had hurt myself. they my pleasure from going to good October Monday.Norman Cook could do cinema, you must have been spendbrg pm-existing piece of music, and just do wouldn't have been able to shoot the vegetarian restaurants and staying in lido wrong this yam, and with Ins rime in Hollywood. did it strike you as a my own version of it. video. 'There was a lot of running and by nice hotel rooms. imminent Wildclsi d mania. his magic strange place ? the end I was shattered... but yeah it was formula looks like fetting alight '98 too Rumour is dun Ax! Rose has caked you a lot of fun. Ducts MIS film theme inane spell a Not really. 1 live and work in New York. to produce the next Guns 'n' Roses change' o fdirection fen- you, as your and I live alone and work alone, so album. is this true Is that the first time you've worked on a probably best known for sour dance whenever I'm working on music its video with that much produaion music creations ? tumidly just rue in the studio me in the Ych, Mtn with Axl a couple of times involved studio. in Los Angeles, and talked to him about Well, it's strange, because I started producing the album The budget for that was about 1120,1X1) playing music 23 years ago, and I have So it hasn't changed the way you and most of the other videos I've done such a strange musical background. I've operate and create man. ? So is that on the the cants ? were more in the range of £15,01X1 to played Classical. punk-rock, reggae. so 30.000, it's definitely the biggest budget I've never thought of myself as solely as No. oddly enough, because I'm given u 1 don't think I'm going to do it, just rye OTT had. a dance musician. lot of's:maim lieenxx, and when I work because for me to produce the next on these films for the most pan I'm sent Guns' album. i would have to put my Did you feel it was a good opportunity So you think there's a lot to be saidfir 4. David Holmes a copy of the film and asked to write a own next record on hold, and !really when you were asked to do a version of eclectic-On in music ' fitting piece of music. So realistically went to do my next record. Also I do the tune ? the way I work hasn't really changed at like Los Angeles and Guns 'n' Roses, Of course, there's no need to feel that all, I can understand why in a lot of but I don't really want to live there for Oh yeah, t was excited. One, because. you have to like one sort of music with OK. so this isn't out vet. but it's been cases it would affect people's work the next 12 months. I've always been a James Bond fan. the exclusion of anything else. Most of around for so long. anyone who wants to habits, but mine are still the same as even when I was a kid... my friends and I love Metallica and I they were ten years ago. hear this sublime tune will have done so You feel you warn to stay independent ? love Daft Punk, Stravinski. and Coolio by now. The original on Holmes' So you are actually a James Bond Jan as well. I think that makes life a lot fantastic album is good enough, but with This James Band theme tune. hat a very It's a hard choice because if I was to more interesting and as a musician I curious Scottish ramblings over the top it seventies ghetto feel with lots of wah- produce the album. I'd get paid millions Yeah definitely. It's so fascinating being would get so bored if people said I wah and trumpets. Has that always of dollars for it. Call me foolish but I'd involved in something as huge as a could only make one style of music. becomes a moody but mellow classic. been an area of music that interests awash with threatening strings and rather just make my own records. James Bond movie, 'cm at the end of looped Led Zep, beats. A quite stunning the day it's a possibility that up to I or 2 Tomorrow Never Dies is released on record. The video for the mash- you have billion people who will hear this piece December 10, Mohy's album I IJkr Ben East/ Well. yeah. I guess I grew up with it, so written is almost an action ackenture of music. To Score is out now.

Friday December 5 1997 CLUBS Juice 7 www.mrC.uk. Former Shamen frontman and chirpy cockney geezer Mr C talks to NICK SARGENT about the interactive Net radio station Gaialive, his latest and most tech project to date

he internet is being worldwide that have got access to the taken to its next step, internee, and people who are into currently almost electronic music, who don't go clubbing T are likely to be using the. net. I mean anything is available to an there's a lot of people who don't go out to enthusiastic user. Now, night-clubs, but they still like electric music" however, the net has a new Essentially Gaialive is attempting to addition. Mr C. formerly of reach a market that is still unfulfilled by the Shamen, has created the current set up of dance music. Using the Internet it will be capable of taking what is known as Gaialive, music out of clubs and straight into the an internet radio station that home, an effon obviously supported by will broadcast live dance the DJs performing. It is a fact that Internet use is gmweng at an alarming rate music of all descriptions. and will soon be a daily fixture. Gaialive is already reasonably well established. aialive took residency at The End having appeared at it London. moving later to the GCyberia Cafe: "It started out just a Glastonbury and The Brighton few of to jamming on the internee, so we Dance Parade. moved it to The End and then finally to "The Shamen were the first people Cyberia, which was a nice intimate space to do a live audio broadcast, it's That's really how it became Gaiialive, you something I've always been into." know, interactive." says Mr C. It's difficult to tell what The aim of Gaialise is to broadcast live from bpin Friday till midnight you are going to do next. especially Sunday every weekend with each DJ with technology: it's basically playing a two hour set. At the moment ii whatever shows its face, Hardware The overall philosophy of this underground music collective is that it Solomon, Mr C, Giles Peterson and is only an audio website but with enough and software are all changing so creation is to maintain the creativity of an can hmatkast live to anyone on the Kenny Ken. funding and sponsorship. Mr C hopes to quickly and until something lands in underground collective developing and planet. This adds to the attraction for "Every single person 1 asked said yes establish it as a fully visual experience front of you, you don't know you performing up to date and cutting edge performers and Gaialive already has an immediately. its common knowledge that with graphic. and visuals by Progressive want to use it- music. The difference between this impressive line up- Dave Angel, Luke there's well over 50 million people Networks.

Onwards and forwards then, and, early )17am-innately the other DJ as 3 Spy Wheel left the stage, DJ didn't turn up so Dave played the Templehead took his turn. The man whole night without putting a foot was quite frankly pissed off and it wrong- TEMPLEHEAD showed. This was his night - a night By this time it was 12:30pm and SATURDAY into which he has sunk many hours it time to Escape. from Samara with HARVEY MILK BAR and pounds and it had got off to a Oberon. Quite frankly we not only shakey start due entirely to the fact managed to escape from Samsara he night is that there were a group of yellow but we also became enlightened in shined henchmen with their blue about 10 minutes - a practice which Saturday, the venue shitted bosses who saw it fit to takes many a whole lifetime of is Leeds University search the entire crowd from head to meditation for many Buddhists. DJ T Templehead played with Oberon at Union and the beats are foot. This meant that the place wasn't Glastonbury this year and this is the definitively acid. full until I 1pm at the earliest and link which brings Oberon to our This is Templehead, run by also meant that the 200 who ears. DJ Templehead for all of you couldn't get in had to stand around out there, and there are a lot he man must he possessed, of you, who are into your `Oberon must be there is no other explanation banging trance and your T for his deck wizardry and I acidic techno. Quite simply. am still not convinced he actually possessed. mixed for it was a totally if you want a good night then uninterrupted set of hard trance that Templehead is the place to There is no other whipped the crowd into a frenzy shake your booty. then broke them down then whipped Dinsdale is riding the decks explanation for them up again. all of which was like a man possessed, all the done without a dodgy tune, he just more so because of his imminent laid down classic alter classic. 2pm. departure for Japan at 5am and his deck however drew ever nearer and in as he drops his last tune the protest a number of people just sat wizardry' down and refused to move at the place is slowly filling up like the end, and I don't blame them. I tide rising on a particularly for hours. This is not what any one wasn't exactly thrilled with the idea moonlit night. needs or wants, come on bouncer of leaving. 3 Spy Wheel take to the floor. boys and girls this is the union not a The next Templehead is on Slowly, surely, with their mix of mafia controlled event. February 14 - "The Valentines Day techno know how they begin to DJ Templehead, however, turned Massacre". I recommend that you entice people onto the dunce floor. this rage into positivity and played get down there early to avoid excitement is definitely in the air. what was widely regarded as one of disappointment. This has to go This is Templehead's first live PA his best Templehead sets with crazy down as one of the hest nights in but you can't tell. It runs as heats and slick mixing the order of Leeds. hard edged. friendly and smoothly as a hot knife through the day. The headliner wasn't even down to earth. You can also catch • , butter. keeping the tempo up and the on. DJ Templehead at Middlesborough hands waving. The atmosphere at Upstairs Dave Wilkerson ripped Arena on Friday with Adam F, and this point could have powered the through his eclectic mix of beats on Saturday at Megadog with Banco north of England so for it to get any playing to a more chilled out de Gala. better was a testament to both the audience (those too wasted to dance Phil Lindfield Ms and the crowd- both of whom or just wiped out by downstairs to were completely jellied. 21 Friday December 5 1997 88 Juice ARTS Best Films 011997 The Full Monty Happy as

THIS FABULOUS funny film is the northern equivalent of the Chippendrdes, the only difference being the distinct There is only one man that made 'Kevin' a stereotype lack of muscle and lust. The Full Maury is made by the unusual group of characters of the '90s spoilt brat and introduced us to Wayne and including a manic depressive. an old geezer. an aging ballroom dancer. a guy with a Waynetta Slob. GEORGIE THOMPSON talks to huge willie and a fat man. The unlikely group of men have only one thing in common- the fact that they are all unemployed. yet they all comedian Harry Enfield pull together and take part in a truly fantastic performance which leaves you sobbing with laughter- Definitely one to have seen this year. The question is. do they dare to shots t's fascinating how I write the series. Paul (Whitehouse) puts so I don't think he'll ask me back. I won't / the jokes in because what I write is rather he asked again because I'll talk about it the full monty? `6 seemingly normal dull. The producer then throws half of it arid if people ask me I'll say I got pissed. people can he made into away. Ian Hislop writes some 'Tim. Nice They like me to be more discreet than Stars Wars Trilogy mega stars simply because they but Dim' then we rewrite them and he that." know how to make people laugh. shouts at us for changing his script then Despite Harry's overriding desire to This year the trilogy has been Comedians are born we shout at him for writing crap in the speak the truth politics is something that digitally remastered and re- first place." has always interested hint. I asked him if released to include previously performers: most of them live While Harry might have the deepest of he's ever considered standing for unseen fixstage, and breathe for the audience respect for his contemporaries, he also Parliament. "No, but it'd be quite fun commemorating the twentieth reaction, most of them suffer wouldn't it? I'd like to be a Martin Bell anniversary of Star Wars. The depression over a bad review. type, I wouldn't like to stand for a party. new effects are impressive and that wouldn't he fun at all." add a new dimension to each Harry Enfield is different. Of `I got drunk, movie. allowing us to view course, he loves his work but e even studied the subject at them as George Lucas there's more to Harry's life than told Mandelson University and drily remarks, originally intended. -Timeless worrying about what people think H-What can you do with 12.2 in classic" is a dangerous phrase to throw at any film, but with of him - either they like him or 'softiies from York? That's why I went into masterpieces such as these it is difficult to describe them in that I didn't like comedy.- Having fun is very much at the any other way. It seems the force will indeed with with us they don't. It really is as simple as centre of Harry Enfield's philosophy on forever. that. him, and Tony life. Fun is what brought him directly to I met Harry a couple of weeks ago lie world of comedy_ "I had no career in Etta when he was in Leeds promoting his mind. but luckily a friend said 'how about new book, Harry Enfield and his Blair that he writing a show with me?' and it just carried on from there really.- ■ Humouraus Chums at Waterstones. He Sadly ,‘ c looked in the Oscars, Today. Harry has made his mark in refers to it as "an ideal Christmas should ( E•ita was certainly one of the British comedy with his own show and film highlights Of the year. with present for all the family, for little more recently he has been roped into Madonna finally proving that brothers who you hate and don't want sack him' writing a column for the Sunday Telegraph acting was not such a had career to spend too much money on". Harry Enfield on the party magazine. I say 'roped' because Harry felt move as previous attempts on I got the impression that he was at number ten he was charmed into writing the column the big screen had led us to referring to a 'Kevin' type. a character by the editor. Dominic Lawson. "He said. believe. Historically it stank, as whom we love to watch and Harry loves to loves Paul Whitehouse and The Fast Show 'will you have lunch?' I said, 'no, I don't most "based on true events" play. He wears a look of almost childlike but he doesn't have much time for stand- want to have lunch, I know you'll ask me films do. but the music and naughtiness on his face. "I love to play up: 1 get bored". Boredom is something to do a column'. He said, 'please, just scenery were great. Even musical haters loved this one so it characters where I can be horrible and I Ham, is not good at, it often lands him in lunch'. Anyway. we had a lovely meal, he most have done a good job. Just please. don't buy the love to work with the people that play my trouble. Only several weeks ago Harry flattered me for two hours and once that soundtrack! parents and Kathy. she's great." was invited along with other well-known happened and he asked me again I said, Clearly, Harry adores and admires his Labour supporters to a Blair party: "I got 'yes, of course I will." English Patient colleagues, possessing a strangely modest drunk, hit squiffy and told Mandelson that It was the same editor who endured a view of his own work. He explains how I didn't like him and then told Tony Blair nightmare holiday in Cornwall with Harry Mixing doomed romance, the scripts are written for his show. "Well, to sack him. Blair thought I was a hit mad Second World War action and exotic locales, The English Patient had "Osear-winner" written all over it - and, sure enough. come Oscar time. the Academy was slobbering all over it. A total of twelve nominations led to almost as many awards. with Ralph Fiennes, Kristin Scott-Thomas and director Anthony Minghella all walking away with a statuette. Still, a more moving and soul-touching film is hard to imagine, and this one redefines the term 'downbeat ending'.

Other unmissables

Fifth Element Amazing scenery and costumes held together this otherwise unlikely plot.

Crash: Sex and cars, no this isn't a night in with Top Gear but ass :aped and sick film. Great stuff.

Face/Otl: No need for Clearasil here, simply take your face 01 And swap it for someone else's. Shooting galore in this fantastic John Woo production.

Contributions from Ross Horsley, Vicky Holden, Chris Wallace and Eleanor Mawrey

22 Friday December 5 1997 Juice ARTS 9 Best Films ar 011998? Starship Troopers

Having taken the U.S by storm it arrives here early in the New Year. Described as a "Vietnam in space" it should blast away some more of those brain cells, already sadly depleted by the festive excesses. and his wife. Having Wayne and Waynetta and overestimated their walking Tim, Nice but Dim. I don't know what you did last ability they tried to hitch home even think Enfield himself summer but underestimated the caution realises just how much of a of passersby. "People were following he has. However going by shouting, It's Hurry his pilaus for the future say Brought to you by the same Enfield. alright?' It was like it all: "ill just carry on until producer and director as everyone was thinking, we've the money dries up. That's Scream always liked him but he's hitch- what I've been saying for the this too will have you clinging hiking so he must be an axe- last 15 years," My point exactly. to your popcorn for murderer, don't pick him up." Later that week Harry received comfort. Another winging the full brunt of the incident self-analysing female with a letter gloating, "Has it from Party of Five takes ever tsccured to you that if 9 million people like you that the lead but as the film means there are still 45 . progresses it becomes million of us who loath less irritating. By the you." time Scream 2 comes I would heg to differ that the statistics are the wrong out we might all be way around. Harry Enfield bored of this formula couldn't be more popular but for the meantime with the British public than he is at the enjoy. moment_ People crave more of Kevin, It's a wonderful life

This heart-warming black and white classic is being released - on the big-screen as a fiftieth 111 anniversary tribute. It's Christmas and George Bailey wants to commit suicide (don't we all know the feeling) but an angel comes along and allows him to review his life. When you have sung one carol too many, are sick of wrapping and still deliberating about the last present you still have to buy, escape to the cinema but don't forget to pack the Kleenex Spiceworld: The Movie

Things have not been going so well for the Spice Girls, booed off stage in Barcelona, and their second album failing expectation, perhaps this is just what is needed to promote them a bit more. Richard E. Grant may drag this film out of the gutter, but don't hold your breath. • Titanic

At last Titanic is finished. James Cameron directs Kate Winslet and Leonardo di Caprio drowning in this $280 million budget film. Expect plenty of romance. and plenty of water. This is no Mutiny on the Bounty but it might just be better than Waterworld.

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10 Juice REVIElif: ARTS Friday December 5 1997 FILM DANCE Alien Resurrection Riley Thealj'e D ir: JearoPlerre Jeunet ( Leeds University C Stars: Sigoumey Dance Band 10 Weaver, Winona Rider} he Northern School of j"ust when you thought De-tapping, head- nodding and whooping Contemporary Dance jumping hundreds of feet into a pool of are on the agenda for a Topened the doors to its date with the Leeds molten lava was enough to newly refurbished Riley University Dance Band. Theatre for the first time kill anyone off for good, Forget any Image you might last night. for a special Ripley is back as a colder have of stuffy school concerts. preview performance. It was and harder clone of this group sound strikingly herself professional. showcasing its line-up for The pieces chosen were all popular Not only that but the aliens next year when it opens jazz hits. a couple of which have have undertaken their own officially. I told you to stay In the appeared on Levis•adverts and are form of genetic engineering more stunning performed live. Inside the theatre looks ship but this is film and of even and not only swim but lay course you didn't listen The night's selection included 'Fever almost like an old hospital gooey eggs as well. and 'That Ole Devil Called Love'. ung by Rachel Whitehead.'Bear theatre. with wooden pews and superb. Less • The scenery is Necessities' and 'It had to he You' leather seats looking down on her performance to regain credibility. dark than Alien 3 it still maintains sung by Rob Marra as well as Tequila looks amazing but Even the aliens did a better Job. the stage. It an eerie and fearsome atmosphere and Sevie Wonder's Sir Duke-. There They mowed to he suitably scary CLASSIC it was rather uncomfortable and certainly places the spaceship were skilled solos on guitar, piano, and incredibly convincing. But again after about fifteen minutes. I along with Hyde Park as one of The Alien Films saxophone and a particularly they could have been better - the next those areas you certainly don't Stars: Sigoumey impressive trumpet solo by Ben Lec. could hardly wait to wander generation alien with his sweet little Weaver 1 However one of the high points down to their lovely, new, want to venture into alone_The button nose was simply too cute. was 'Mad About the Boy' sung by one drawback was its heavy even: when estructive and cheap bar for a comfy sit at his most d Sally Fairfax. Beginning softly you reliance on strobes. making it a violent. l'en sure with a bit of training BEFORE the Resurrection, down. were completely unprepared when. definite no-no for epileptics and he would make a lovely pet. but as The show consisted of five there were three films collectively from her slim frame, she belted out the ultimate in tenifying alien different dance routines, with r_ ather irritating for everyone else. known as the Alien Trilogy.. the chorus with startling force. Sadly however I couldn't help creations he was a bit of a wet • Spanning three decades, each one dancers from each of the school's lollipop. The best news is that if you missed feeling it could have been better. is markedly different from the them on Wednesday. they will he three year groups performing. I Enjoyable is about as much as you Nobody goes to see an Alien film others. vet there are a couple of performing again on the 10th in the was amazed to see so many male purely for the script but it consisted can say for this film. It could have similarities running through them. Harvey Milk Bar. So this time you dancers - I didn't realise that so been a masterpiece but didn't quite. of nothing but a suing of one liner A relatively young and can get even more mellow and Sally many blokes liked wearing tights. pull it ()fr. Mow on thew that only Sigourney Wavy& could sitoumey, inexperienced director was in charge promises that the second show will The fourth dance "Just a single pull off. Winona Rider's appaling must be other films crying out for of each one (Ridley Sena, James include even more popular tunas. was the best because it si WI the acting is party excused"bythe twist in your gm at acting. Kiss" Cameron and David Finches Prepare to he pleasantly surprised. only one that seemed to make any the tale that comes in the second half, respectively t and they all featured Louise Sherwood sense. As for "Bags and Bones." I had but quite frankly it came too late for Eleanor Mawrey leo star turns. The first being no idea. Perhaps It was referring to Sigourney Weaver in the role of the slim physiques of the dancers Ripley. who established herself with themselves. For the dance enthusiasts Allen and was Oscar-nominated for among us the theatre looks set to have Aliens, and the second from a large FILNI a bright future. particularly with all slimy. acid-blooded. based-on- The Borrowers that new lighting. various-sexual-organs alien. U R Dir: Peter Hewitt Giger's creation has remained Stars: John Goodman Jennifer Moran esentially the same - hideous, ruthless and with a bark nowhere near as had as its kite. The claustrophobic Alien, the riproaring Aliens and the brooding. Jack and the Beanstalk 'it's now cool to like' Ahem' all th City Varieties are fantastic in their own right and out in a splendid box set for • • o S.

icolas Cage discards his serious Nactor hat and Con Air instead dons the sacred Dir: Simon West Stars: Nicolas Cage, white vest of the action John Malkovich irst the book, then the h yes he did", hero. The tv series, now the 6 "oh no he He plays Cameron Poe, one redskins behind its success come film; the Borrowers from producer Jerry Bruckheimcr F of a group of convicts being didn't". Well (responsible for Top Gun seem to lend themselves to like it or not, it's panto time transported by plane to new and last year's fantastic every medium. This time again and those looking for prisons . or .in Poe's case . to The RoA), a fantastieally it's the turn of Hollywood a bit of nostalgia for the start his parole. tongue-in-cheek to make its mark. Of course he's an ex army script. and a near- The result of this transition is festive season should check professional ass kicker who never perfect cast. John Cusack out Jack and the Beanstalk deserved to be in prison in the quite bizarre, with a mixed cements his reputation first place and so Niiglish and American cast and a at City Varieties. when the cons as the actor of 1997 Fortunately or unfortunately take over the plane he takes it with a sublime turn as town setting where cobbled there's no soap stars in it but upon himself to put them firmly the beleaugered official streets and British I 950s style Jack is played by Warren in their place. aiding Cage on the ,:ars exist alongside 1990s His chief adversary is Cyrus the Moore. whO may be more ground, and there's . \ incricana with mailboxes and Virus (not his real name apparently) spot-on minor roles dental floss. familiar to you on the airwaves who is played with distressing from Pulp Fie:kill's of Aire FM. Don't expect creepiness by John Malkovich. As Ving, Rhames and But what's it actually like? anything original here. this is usual. cliches fly at you quicker than Steve Buscemi. Think of Home Alone for the comic very much your traditional bullets from an Uzi. and, as usual, for Like Scream capers and crime busting mayhem. every million pounds spent on you can enjoy Then switch to Toy Story for some family show. blowing things to fuck 24 pence is it as staright 'little characters in a big world' But do expect to see all your spent on the script_ up popcorn- computer graphics and you've got favourites the Dame in Drag. the But nevertheless. in a summer fest. or post- the makings of a great family Jill. Just the when the nation's multiplexes saw modern classic. Fairy and the Heroine, Movie. dozens of hugely expensive special The best action thing to get you in the festive spirit Add John Goodman of Roseanne effects blockbusters. Con Air was the flick since Die and make you reminisce about the fame. cameos by Ruby Wax, Hugh only one that didn't disappoint. Hand. it's a old days when you were young Laurie and Mark Williams The Fast Unlike The Lost World. Men In blast from enough to shout out "he's behind Show. 101 Dalmations) and ticket sales Black or Batman and Robin, it chase start to finish you!" and genuinely laugh at the to ignore the young audience and go are secured. Tip: Try to ignore minor details, it is a kids movie after all. age-old gags. for the balls out, kicking. swearing. Louise Sherwood exploding action-feat audience. Louise Sherwood 24 Friday December 5 1997 Ce BOOKS 11 f

e lust rind best of tits ' \Ingle blending skillfully into tine only ■Helen Fielding woman in nineties" genre. Repot storming. treking, stcnnping read- Tblekling's mildly satirical &kiwi' Bridget Jones' Diary Chuck Palhinivak Not wanting to give away too much Jones's Dian' is a meticulously observed Picador £5.99 Fight Club of the plot away, let's just say you're and often laugh out loud finny standing atop the Park& Santry twenty Vintage £6.99 confessional of the single girl whose building which is not going to be there exoissses include white wine, Silk Cut and in nine minutes because you are ut the lottery instatus. sf you love hint. then he privess of-blowing it up. Olt and your shopping For you Noises out dim, !Ilk- 6 a good deserves this in his hest mate has a gun in your mouth book to buy for your girlfriend, if only to 'locking. That is if he likes (Tire check which doesn't already have remind her of the benefits of life as part of I a hole Ira it)Y. the recently coined Ultra- Bra a couple_ and the 'trials' of being single; Basically work back from there. days left!! no more waiting in by the phone for men violence. For a first novel the determination to who never call. obsessive dialling of 1471 This debut novel is Ellis-se•sque propel the reader mute one is evident 0111 (.3 to see if He calks.] whilst you weir nut, but without the si,5ty pages of in abundance. 'Fins is a ramrod straight or drunken nights out with other between the eves, hi fact, gel him But fret 111)5-Sing which accompanied !bat singletons which tend to end with classic. The BOW beautifully sOmething else and keep this for feminist "all men art hastanis" type yourself. mating, hangs together previously tossed Eleanor Welsh about- Weral stylus and itirosi. not, for a 411■ MIME SEM takt6) YCONialigNS.. book is the

BROTHER of nuns who manage to spectacularly again prepared perfect gift bungle the exchange. The infant to be shocked Prat-then & Galman Antichrist is left to lead an uneventful SISTER Good Omens Judy Blume and exaulted at life eomipted by neither Heaven nor the tide bits. Corgi C5.99 whilst the other poor bra; p)c% Forever for your ( Obviously', the through childhood hindered by MacMillan (3.99 book itself nannies anti a isn't very n a dark and stormy night. Milne like TERRY PRATC his hook was art pivotal in our good; hest loved one- Crowley the devil speeds Warlock ! AND NEIL CAIMAN eleven year-old selves as described as Otowards Midfield on an Yet another Twearing the hest popswatch the textual important mission from Them excellent book and going bra shopping with your equivalent of Downstairs. He must suhstilute an from Ptatcheit mum. It was more than a novel, ii watching cheaptism- ordinary newborn with the infant which. though was a rite or passage. Party of Antichrist who. with proper decidedly darker The plot is simple: teenage boy Foy. but .of guidance, will rise to lead Hell to than his others, is anti urn meet, have sex, say they're course. victory w hen Armageddon arris ea still guaranteed to easy to going to be together "Forever" and when it as predicted by the great psychic make you smirk then split up. They have sex. Giving bestows Agnes Nutter. GOOD his book to your little sister will enlightenment and popularity in one. Of course Crowley is not expected Helen ensure that site will be found every does it really matter' buy, and to work wallow "expert- help. This Morrissey 0145 Ng break time, surrounded by 1011ov/errs, Fiona Johnson comes in the shape of a Satanic order guaranteed LIJ Wilr FM -FOR FM to shut 414X7VICll play as chitin:my try rascistfcves Spanning decades. this bra this Christmas, buy your aid „Taunus:woo traaiC vaileit`s,iler-:, Crib' jiirdw Dead. It toe. all the your family unit the qPILII I I 71111Uf lUllity suireoe for Louis Herniates trL.tud elettients hesainp, murders. siirs•eval sill least the reader recina foggy AJN.14411 Captain Corelirs Mandolin 0,11;i0,10,1 ;II1d t sOl■nil: trill tic lilt Minerva £6.99 their very ,1umticti. up. ctranaters aselmiliw:411to and erns Linden Thornton .1-41 a tnuchinnt t e dialogue littered with his book probably looks startmonly sue-liners and bleek•hearted wit: and familiar but don't he &infused ra-0-tratraz Glii°1 141 aboVe alt. the world iii international Tinto thinking it must be one of Let s-picirevire is lihrivoi up for what it those Ca toils that we all 11 s irrobably is- knsIrrintellIgvni but remember sn well rite actual reason 0 slri:iiiis) d kvnely men. turubitng `around Europe, fill' its familiarity is than have 71 attempting to live up ai itletila that flies inevitably sat next to sumeone on the (. I hard torn. It no longer believe MINcli crafted. farms bus reading In 4ti" 11 1 reminds OM' end owiting to the Last, your DM really It's so popular that . three v ears after could not expect a bean- prozric. it was first published, it's still of the top show you ,.,.*!-..\ , t1.1=1 len hev.selling paperbacks, Dr Bcmierr e- ... _._ . (imams and Den Bennett sets his novel on the Greek island of 1 al. , inacceni Cephallonitt in 1941 whilst it was the way A PTAiN (04,t413 EGO SEIFig SIM FM FINN 41 around the husband, is excluded .stiffness Solt porn for Citmdma? Well maybe. after pottering about bookshop, Hut the whole thing is so doused with on their allotment. Mary Wesley he soothing scent and Some of The Camomile Lawn Stefan Buczacki Warforr's higlighis charm sit Garden Warfare the one- mock Swan £4.99 summer include the littViCe a, gardens Sphere £3.99 On how to etireara that it WESLEI rabbits, moles and /11( the summer of 1939, two things '1111 \WIWI LVA • are about iii hit the quiet south succeeds here cumes a moment of crisis small children from stop road -oast home I if :aunt Helena and in hcing Iv hen the man rebels against his the garden without orphaned Sophy. The first is a mom Twife and starts planting using napalm: slugs blossoming brood of burgeoning and chintzy vegetables instead of pretty flowers, can he captured hovering over tatty shrubs planting using bottles of to present fertile 19 year old cousins. teetering than on the verge of' nuiturity and loss of cheeky. Oh dead seeds in barren earth. A useful cabbage in beer and innocence. The second is war. yeah, and hook would be Vegetabie Expert by moles tempted out The uncertainty and chaos of WS got a Dr. D.G.Hessayon. but far more t if the earth by old satisfaction pleasurable is Carden Warfare, a kippers. Von-Id War Two provides the happy framework for a distorted family epic ending. book that refers to seed catalogue's as presumably to alien a deft hit with the in an idealised benkfest frunt which "Ihal most porn} aphic of spade. all round publications". Explaining why matte. he they burgeoning. Kathy Peter Stubley frustrated or even a one legged Wilson gardeners alway s complain of l2 Juice REVIEW: MUSIC Friday December 5 1997

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( 2 eez, the ticket touts he Christmas lights here are so polite. are up in Leeds, so once again ( single of the Week) instead of the usual T it's time j• y, sell, nick your for peace and goodwill to y all. Excepting Jane CHEMICAL [HUMMERS - wallet" that we're used to HIE PRI ■ATE PSI-CHEM] ,IC RI:1.1. in Leeds, they gently Siberry, who has decided t Virgin) inquire, "has anybody to mirror the traditional Nine and a half minutes of pure genius. spirit of festive excess by This epic' II pick you up, shake you about any spare tickets... and leave you about- 11N feet higher than it please?" offering us this 2CD, 90 found you. It reaches peaks previously It's a strange place, then. minutes plus of lounge unknown to the 'brothers and their peers. jazz cliché. and is, as they say. most definitely this Nynex. G-inex. Next for bonging. However, as it's a limited edition Men, or whatever it's called. Siberry, apparently single. if you don't know what I'm going The arena, an ice rink during immensely popular in her on about by now you probably never will. the day, has a ludicrous no- native Canada. mixes in This is. without a doubt, your loss. smoking policy, and employs smooth 'reworkings' of • IAN BROWN - NEI: STAR stewards to go around telling traditional seasonal delights - "With No Shoes" and "North (Polydnr) people to put it out, even upper tiers I what. WIa mile from including a Cleo Lane styled the stage?) Country Boy", to rapturous It's quite amazing really. That a bloke who go at beery sing-along "The during such red hot anthems They mesh their set into one response. has taken so much shits from "the dirtiest Twelve Days of Christmas" business in the world" has even chos,en to like "lust When You're sprawling whole, from which Arms are held aloft, the whole . 10 their ever mare re-enter it, lei alone release a single devoid Thinking Things Over" ("I "Midlander" and "Bentley's Gonna arena is groovin that defies logical analysis - organic. warn., sound, epitomised by of even a hint of bitterness. It's feel good can't find my matches..."). Sort You Out- can be recognised. with her own slightly less The response is muted, which is a really Kean-wrenching renditions of without being cheesy. features lots of cool From the outside it looks like painful efforts, which are too shame because their set is full-on "Here Comes A Soul Saver" (you space-age type samples and even the a multistorey car park. and, errn, bland to perform the sort of vocal.; are to have you back. breeze-block styles- adrenalin beats. said it, Tun), and the ever so Dylan- spot on Great from the inside it looks like a mate - all is forgiven. Single of the week? It's just that at 8prn, in an ' esque "Get On It". The sound. held rescue job necessary. multistorey car park. Oh, and a Nub, single of '98 more like. enonnodome like this, it takes more together by Tony Roger's Hammond. if she had recorded all this in frothy pint costs V.40. than a few blokes making hlcepy is so massive, so fluid, you can't help her bedroom. it might have TELETITIIBIES - Sal" "EH OH" And yet. somehow, its just the noises to get the adrenalin pumping. being swept along by it. made a reasonable late night kind of epic. sprawling venue to suit 'Tellin' Stories-. "Just When i BBC Enterprises) Nevertheless, a gallant effon, which listen. However. this is a live a triumphant (almost) home-coming won't have done their career You're Thinking...". "Just Looking" It's that time of year again: festive spirit, set. so we are treated to eoodwill and an influx of crap singles. gig - a statement that The Charlatans trajectory any harm. • and "Him High" are all triumphs in have most definitely made it to The At 9.15pni the PA system their own right. As Tim yells "I'm unintelligible banter between Think multiple Mr. Blobbys accompanied singer and audience. all of by infuriating "Barbie Girl" vocals. It will. Big Time. announces. that The Charlatans shall comin home ' the whole place shouts There's a buzz around this he on stage in approximately 15 it with hint. These are songs that whom seem to spend the entire obviously. sell shit loads. Kids will scream 0 and shout till their parents buy it fin them building that tonight is gonna be minutes, so custoiners are advised to make people dance, sing, hug. hour and a half guffawing at her and thousands of students will. no doubt, special. an event even. take their seats - God. this is so like whatever. semi - jokes. buy it in a failed attempt at, like. arm. First though, we sit through he theatre. The seven year faithfuls are Furthermore there are poems Keep your self respect and leave this on Bentley Rhythm Ace. who play their You half fear that if you don't treated to "Over Rising" ("is that a too, and Jane tells us how the whole the shell. set from within a couple of Bentley take your seat one of the blue-coats new one?" says one puzzled bloke). project was conceived, which is less can - a visual stunt which was won't let you in until a "suitable a chunky "Weirdo". -The Only Om, than Interesting. I 2 - GI ID ‘'S SI.AI) His probably lost on those sitting in the misc. in the programme". Know", and a towering teaminute IF she has a high tolerance of the ANC,I,La; Exactly 15 minutes later (these wig-out take on "Spronsum Green-. pretentious, this is the sort of album (Island) things are planned with military For a stadium gig. the your mum 'night buy. You can get Their aim: an emotional, yearning. nioving precision. y'know ) Tim and the atmosphere. even up in the scuts, is better Christmas albums in Woolies bathed. The fef,llit_ a cliched and dull Gang monkey-walk on stage. the pretty amazing. The Charlatans love for a fiver of you must). piece of unoriginal bollocks video screens thick into life (girls it like they live it. and tonight, Perhaps there isn't much to do in nearby breath a sigh of relief - yes! Manchester lived it and they loved it. the evenings in Canada, STING AND THE POLICE - they shall see Tim pout!) and they A night to savour. Ri)X.‘N NE iTHE P111.1 DADIT1 launch into a double whammy of Joe Downie Steve Laking RE% (A&M) keyboard player left the night Blatantly trying to cash in on the success before in a huff. of "I'll Be Missing You", this rend k is Some of the songs they play hardly inspiring. Weak heats, doil:.1‘. are older than people that you scratches and an irritating attempt at know, At first the sparse sound is authentic vocals, all combined to form a single to be avoided at all ineffective, but after a couple of songs, the rhythm-driven music Fiona Smalley clicks and the band just go into a fter 20 years The place which can only be described as 'brilliance'. Fall have made it They play "Hip Priest" and big(ish) and are "Behind the Counter" and the A crowd go wild. Which is a playing big(ish) places. change from the usual. Mark E. But first of all, the Is very reserved. He does not heckle the audience nor have a ( rather confusingly tight with the sound man. Its -.....z. monikered Foil. Foil almost as if he has reached a ost of us only ever have a are old, bald, and ugly. point of serenity. or possibly flutter once or twice a year - So is the music. The senility. Mon The Grand National, or Pixies are dead, but His soice is still as unique as The Christmas Number One. Santa's some people refuse little helpers gave us the latest odds to ever. How a singer to let go. who is supposed to help you cash in this Yuletide. he tone-deaf still for hot It's a talking William Hills, offered 8-1 I manages to have favourites 'The leletubbies, 54 fat The point as to what one of the most Spice Girls' 'Taw Much". and 5-1 for is more wonderful voices current number one "Perfect Day". important: that in rock is still a Maverick outsiders include Maureen moot point. Driving School' Reece's Mark E. Smith is "I Like Driving In They play two My Car" at 66-1. and Sparks Vs Faith No not drunk, or that a encores after a More's "This iliwn Ain't Big Enough.. - - a wizened 40-year- short set (or deserved outsider at In0-1. Graham Shame, old is the is it that they of Hills said that they've already had plenty embodiment of Rock could have of three figure bets in the last few weeks. played lorever?). being taken for any n' Roll. However, no bets are finishing with the Suede-bashing The Fall's new jungle Diana-related releases. "Clam Racket-. Its marvellous. Our Juice tip - Shirley Bas.sey and the direction is conspicuous by So The Fall: a history lesson Propellerht.nds' "History Repeating" - was its absence. with the band in how to he ultra cool for 20 not given any odds. But what do they know? pared down to just a four years and still be business. piece. Apparently the Phil Hanlon

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Forget what those other mags say, Juice has the only truly essential selection of this year's top ten discs I Souvenir Albums Juice serves the top ten platters that mattered in 1997 SPIRITUALIZED - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE 11-• • :.couldn't be separated. Spirt tualited proved uncyutsl,cally that the dings do work. tor them at least. and wrote the cp,tce n k ..attinduach the!, hail pn.rordiri!: 1, 11.2 hatirm,,g, !sir•' ritellio,. THE VERVE - URBAN HYMNS A record that linall) fame:: lift Firs:' Ihr ■.....o•nition tiratleir.."%e Ilit singles, ..keepy hallada.und musing c.ill-ni-aritis anthems. this album had it all. A mighty big vindication hit. 0 Richard Ashcroft. Altogether now. "CM l• 3 RADIOHEAD - OK COWER CORNERSHOP - WHEN I WAS BORN FOR THE Arlo fiends, who would helve' rinclat Radiohead could gel ass!, lie TIME htt l better they got, and bigger The surprise of the year • Cornershop made a hip, swinging, Imre despairing. and ultimately groovy album to extinguish, the memories of their 'three chords and the truth' approach of ■ ngly beautiful. ore, A funkni. classic. 4 SUPE RRY ANIMALS S PRIMAL SCREAM - VANISHING POINT A spe,:tarular return to the fertile ground of their '92 classic RADIATOR Screamatielica. It rocked, it hopped, and in "Eaiwalski" it In any oilier year. this album would have been a sure-fire thundered. Once again embritcytd by indie.and.dance kids winner of udigid of year polls. Elevator music nithns Beach alike. the Scream learn triumphed in '97. 131„ s pop. rineet; (:'he. Cinevara and Albert F.aligin. 9 BLUR - BLUR .5 THE CHARLATANS - TEWN' STORIES After the Bank or Rritpup it seemed Oasis had vita muted,-and ..irardier tine ofterine from the Northwich country hi") s Blur 's days acre munhered, The' retreated to Iceland to as inspiring as their last. but a lilting tribute to regroup and plan the counter-attack- The result - a rough ruund 111- i.brAli1IN all the same. Enjiiy the rock the edues expel in wail in noise. Oa_si., had no reply. -s hilt. is 1.1:•1•.. tiry-rc set to go big bequ in the new yea:

6 SUPERGRASS - IN IT FOR THE MONEY 10 MONO - FORMICA BLUES Settle down in a huge bong- totn and let the sciundtmck to the 11p. (11110Wed the headlines. perfect moonlit French r s r n i rig, gently wash ovt.i- you. Stroll album ot tins that saw the 'grteistinall) tu,■e by the riser with SU:JR:tie. hold hands with the cheerier 'happies who gave us "Alright7. to leashed' "Richard moment, of 1=', ishead. and. tall asleep to Ettthstar. 'NWT said.

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I CORNERSHOP - BRIMFUL OF ASHA BELLE AND SEBASTIAN - DOG ON WHEELS "Ever..1+4-0N' needs a bosom for a pill■• ■% ' A line ( !i•.1 r, the othe, 15111 ,11111111011T, ;rum tb. ( serlImicitl indeed. sit A shad Ityla Iii..1!•. 43 sk A disep ilata_mg Ttrkr-itick.• w• it id acoustic guitar and oddly sinvaloneahte NA.I.L.11 is a is Iui :15o 111.1r: •10111•, Brimful of Atha trtywny'' hankIN, it tfriesn't matter. Act: Norman Conk 15 11115 ,1 111 9 SPICE RIMS - SPICE UP YOUR LIFE clouhIN e.fille ahrrlh Lo add:11111k to Il1C stalk- p..irt.lgv ,4 tire es t a. hold 1101' 4 NATALIE IMBRUGLIA - TORN lit d;it::. pop• 'Imps spawned oil the 1-,s/1111, I 10 RADIOHEAD - PARANOID ANDROID SCL11:111 11 '1111, • k;11 11, ' l ,', ets N111.`- ■ 11.1 h(11111 top A ierd.init Railiohearl went all l'ApCilincni.11 1, 1! 1;11 111.,1,1„- 1■1 11,1, 1:c !..; 1.111.1.0 . 1 l'iin 1st ol_Li. oi A hit like t'int: JIIIIC8 ) 74 Friday December 5 1997

28 MUSIC Friday December 5 1997 15 Is this year about 2 become 1 to forget for the Spice Girls? aNNY WOOD finds the tab five in defiant mood as they prepare for yet another Top of the Pops Christmas special

up duo to know when to cheer ll's These days, no mega-hand Spice Girls want for Christmas? "A simple, we just don't stop. On the should he without us imitators - just 6 IIi:,s- 71..3Ifabric, bands like the Spice-ish Girls and aid with a conspiratorial wink and whispers, "Let's just say Victoria hair ("Christian Dior. Darling"). the girls sing Spice It Up? Mel B. surprisingly shorter than expected, and looking only sleeps with the best". Posh Music journalists may think it (ok. mime) uncool to say this, but The Spice "Too Much" in immaculate in a doubtless very emerges from the nail varnish to biggest and the best!" Girls look good. they sing well. one take, and expensive ethnic trouser suit affair add "... the The conversation is then quickly they're capable of charming the pants the audience adopts a serious tone - "It's good. steered towards the safer subject of off anyone they meet, and even your doesn't need it's really flattering. Especially Christmas in a vague attempt to Gran likes them. This is what real the aid of the when they do it well: it's quite rescue the situation. What do the pop music is about. cheesy warm- funny. and a little bit unnerving." t do we want for Christmas? A new manager!' Posh Spice Victoria Adams 29 CHO BEHICEEEINII, IINIHE 27 BUSINESS MIR, BIBS11111. HIITEEY. W_YORS111[11 Wf17 9111. HI: 01924 423720 111X: 01924 446232 (Junction 27. M62)

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Leeds Student, Friday December 5 1997 GAMES: SPONSORED BY GAMEPLAY Juice 17 Cross Chancellor Street. Leeds WIN! A CRATE OF GINZING GInzing Is a blend of the classic Western 0 drink, Gordon's Gin, Halves with Eastern and Latin The PlayStation games market is full to the rafters of American herbs. An evocative drink, football games. BEN EAST finds out whether the Ginzing contains Korean ginseng, newest addition, Actua Soccer 2, is Premiership Brazillian guarana, class or Nationwide arse schliandra, muira piama, woltberry and taurine, In addition to FOR AS long Actua Soccer 2 even with a defensive formation ifs the botanicals already as we've played PSX, £36.99 far too easy fur an attacker to waltz ( infused Into Cordon's computer game, (Gremlin) though a few half-hearted lunges at Gin. we've played the ball and smack a shot gixdward. To get the ball hack you have to hope We have a whole crate football games. Kick how unitizing the game looks and, that you run into the opponent at 01 Ginzing (24 bottles) Off 2, Sensible Soccer - they for once, plays_ What's mine. for the exactly the right angle or try a to guarantee an line time since commentary came both make people who sliding tackle, which nearly always into games it sounds flesh. varied excellent Christmas should really he too old to ends up in a tree kick. and interesting alter continued play. party. To win this top worry about such things go all LSS PRO is far mow realistic in It's realistic too - Trevor Brooking prize, all you have to mist's eyed and wistful this asprxl. as it is with the size of the sounds inane and Barry Davies is do is tell us the price of Sure, there was the "new pitch, One "launehred" ball from your great, Glnzing in the Old Bar. generation" of lorry games - own penalty area on Actua 2 and all of But by lie the best thing is how Ring 243 4727 on variations on the FIFA theme - but a sudden you're in on geld This gets while they may have been quickly you can master Adua Soccer so stupid you end up subeonciously Friday afternoon with 2. It really doesn't take king before your answer. graphically superior the gameplay passing the hull sound trying inseam was far Inferior. And now there's you can thread twit or three precision wonder goals rather than take this The first name out of passes together, speed down the wing Actua Soccer 2. a game which easy option. before crossing to the forward who's the feeds Student purports to combine both and Thew really i; very little to choose 'tiller' will win the therefore meet that most holiest of flying in to head the ball in the net. between ISS tux! 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You start off in the slums magic to keep any hardened Coach leaves Leeds around 9am on December 30th, Featuring all kinds of Of Midgar. a split-level super gameplayer busy. picking up in Manchester then arriving in Dublin around splendid Christmas metropolis controlled by the This game is virtually 7pm in the evening. After two days of partying goings-on, It promises to evil Shinn' corp. Here you flawless. OK, so some of the be brilliant and you could and your buddies from the buddies are hard as nails. we leave Dublin on the evening of 1st January 1998. be there. Avalanche terrorist group and the cut scenes can be a To get you hands on a pair, have to destroy the city's hit tedious, but this is no real power generators. which are drawback to playability. answer this question. FF7 pulls out all the What kind of balls do you sucking the life-force out of the planet. stops. with the best bits from Bookings & enquiries to Outgoing Student Travel throw at Christmas? 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31 18 Juice TV Friday December 5 1997 •■ 10 ■ FLICKERS Let's Wrap Coming soon to a TU • screen near you... After a quick glance at what's on this ■ Christmas we rub our eyes, square up and put Greedy ourselves first for a change. If we had our Where there's a • 10.55pm Friday, BBC1 way, these are the programmes we would ■Kirk Douglas's scheming heirs gather love to see on our screens over Christmas... round to get their hands on his Josh in this amiable but messy comedy What We Wish ■ Was On No One Could Protect Her 1 0.00 • Ultra sate What's On In Bed 9pm Saturday, BBC1 With Posh Spice Christopher The Christmas Tree • Sultry Victoria with a camera and Paranoid rape drama about a hus- not worth hot a lot else. band trying to protect his wife 6.00 1 No idea what it is but it's hours then 11.30 ■Naturally suspense builds. 68C we a few Bed With getting upsee ior. a real tree in your living In Brad Pitt you can • A whole hour of Brad who has Tough Guys roOrh• Om. shut it accidentally forgotten his cloth Willy Wonica And The Chocolate 12.30 es, • 11pm Saturday. ITV The A 10.45 Team Two-part Special Bun Lancaster and Kurt Douglas are Eac Factory • two:teeing bam robbers:adjusting to are hungover after Christmas It You Part 1: How they made all their life after jail Snot vet.), wall. Eve then watch thiS, d'S toll 01 greatest contraptions. ■ Part 2. B.A. dancing Midgets and rivers of learns to fly 2.00 , Stand By Me chocolate • River runs through it Interactive Pub Telly 9pm Saturday. C5 Diana - A Tribute Scratch and 12.40 had enough drink TV • 4.00 rates-0f-passage movie As it we haven't alre what is C4 make Goals Of The Century about a group of kids .searching for a she's back on whpy clay to • dead huh. It's a puking. story-telling. of her supposed to be a hap 2 hours of the best hug 1 i u dream of mos ie. n .ate.. uilty for being alive. lootballing us feel g captured on film. action ■ 6.00 The Spiral Staircase Spice Girls Special A Partridge in • Stairway to terror 3.10 A Pear Tree 12.30am Sunday night. BBC2 As 11 we haven't already had enough An hour-l ITN/ ong chat extravaganza with of them, they're back on whatto is make Alan Partri dge. Mute serving gal l'iorothy NI.,;(itur• is U pposed to be a happy day (Sponsored by Rover) terrorised in a big spooky mansion. su 7.00 Wonderful mutt U feel guilty for being alive. • Movies, Movies, Movies Some Alone 2 • Under Siege Martin Scorsese's Completely ship! isn't Macaulay Culkin sweet. OgraPhy: entire 'lin,- 9.30pm Tuesday, BBC1 Ptah , htit not sweet enough to explain The Star Wars Trilo Steven Spielberg Marathon: gy:T • Yes, w why liotlywood mde hat is he Pon Laded in, head Ste‘rn Segal. remake of the James Bond Series - Uncu; Lushes about nn a big boat trying t. basically a dodgya Mary Poppins (Oops. that is on. stop pony•taileii Tommy l.re J.uiw, original film. than blowittg if I In an actiii. film ■Peggy Sue Got Married The Lights are lit and the shops are full of people with pushchairs trying to run you over1 9pm Wednesday, C5 ■I as you buy last minute Christmas presents - but at least you can go home to the telly Nick Cage and (Kathleen Turner do a spot of time travel in this comedy he bumper Christmas issue programmes like the BM and One Foot lit and eaten enough turkey to rupture yourself. fantasy, The Grave make Christmas specials in a what you really need is to lie immobile on U 1 of Radio limes is in your vain attempt to attract bigger audiences. sofa and take in some truly marvellous Tclammy hands and you The unfortunate thing is that. because there television, ■Sister, My Sister 1 flick excitedly through the pap at is nothing else on. people do watch them plie chasm between what is actually on and Sibling rivalry I the beginning to get to the TV and then they're granted another series. 10pm Wednesday. C4 1 what you would ideally like is huge. ■ listings for the festive period. You It's criminal. We have compiled a list of dream programmes Hot ter, actually very lukewarm. I hastily scan the pages looking for (sec above) but as the true What's On selection shows, the truth is much duller than fiction.

■ almost tepid) lesbian/incest/murder all your favourite programmes, Now maybe I am being a little hit hard on thriller starring Julie Withers. About as I thrilling as soggy cereal. hut... oh no! What's this?! The Christmas TV. There are some good shows on • schedule is full of bollocks! Yes, but I still can't forgive the BBC for putting Noel Edmonds on every year. If you try hard you can surprise surprise, you will have to avoid the rubbish and probably overdose on the • Roxanne I talk to your family because there Spice Girls in the process! but tread carefully. Nosing around Whilst you are munching on mince pies in the 9pm Thursday, C5 is bugger all on TV.

■ I mid-afternoon the dross will creep up on you. For some reason, popular myth has Watch the first two minutes of the Queen's Cyrark) de Bergerac is hauled into the it that Christmas is a time for great Speech and then retire to your bedroom to play

■ I late eighties by Steve Martin in this telly. The best programmes pull out all with your new Teletubbies dull. Christmas TV. very funny and touching comic 'Ile thing is, Christmas is the stops and make in-name-only one of the times of Bah Humbug! romance Ahhhh... the year when you really need some good telly • I "special" Christmas episodes. Once you have opened your presents. told your ■What really happens is that all the Gran three times that you are at anis ersits now. Diane Leeming Dr. Phibes Rises Again Trust me I'm a doctor 1 1.15arn Thursday night, ITV There may be tinsel decking the to you to decide which shows are • halls of TV hospital but a spot of well, which are unwell and which Lately camp horror movie starring Vital Christmas cheer may not be enough are mentally unstable but leave time Vincent Price as a psychopathic I • I to save some of the programmes for a glass of brandy and a mince ■surgeon. scalpels at the wady, a Signs around at this time of year. It is up pie with the nurses. 32 Friday December 5 1997 7/1/rJuice 19 It Up! ifstimetolookbackovertheyearsTVwithaglass of mulled wine and a mince pie, but mind that sprig of holly... Ouch! Here's the tinsel-covered top ten Compiled by Diane teeming, Dan Thubron and Ross Horsley with contributions by Chris Straw and Ben East

The Simpsons Brass Eye Eight years old and still going strung, Thr Sithorms keeps on getting better. with rent episodes like the Mere months since its transmission and already Chris Morris' merciless media X Files spoof demonstrating just how versatile the satire has passed into television legend. Brutally sabotaging the images of formula still Ls, After BBC2's latest successful celebrities too self-induleent not to steer clear, Rrusa i e obtained interviews relaunch. this Christians is set to be Britain'4 tioa under false pretences and mixed them with hard-edged documentary parody - to big Simpsons merchandising bonanza- And hilarious effect. Despite the careful seearationofseparation sketches mto sin very differently deservedly so... Is there anyone out there who themed episodes. Brass Fee will be remembered as the showcase for several isn't hoping for Homer Simpson bubble bath unique and stunning scenes: the rally against "anade-up" drugs, the Good Aids/Bad somewhere in their stocking.? Aids debate. and the Stephen Hawking impression to name but a few.

EastEnders Men Behaving Badly

1997. the year the new lads became old new lads' With Ain't Me been 'aid for the EasiErtders des year. We've 'ad ntrore Tony and Gary getting older that atoll too looser. raillatin' stories than ya get in a whole axles of that t)99 obviously) they are mailing too show worrying signs of Lifrvinvis. Biiinnannca and Rickreeey filially tied the knot Axe finally climbing back inn, their pants and settling down. stag night from 'ell. Cmuu. Tiffany and Lorraine 'ad a love Donothy arid Gary are within month; of tying the 11"1-, triangle thitigey an' Billy was kidnapped by some ilialgy blokes. and 'Cony's years of yearning are over now that laths has That Cindy was a bitch. she tried in kill Ian. then she nicked accepted her t• te It's not all change. in course - the kids and went to Paris, then he sot 'eta back and got 'er back c fridge is:full of lager, and vegetables ("green things- t ate good and proper like. Super sluff! still nowhere to be seen.

I'm Alan Partridge The Lakes Alan Partridge has come a long way since The' Dos We've gorged ourselves stupid sin a diet of Nand dramas over the loday. Now he's on Radio Norwich. and pressing the rem few years. so it was refre.shing to witness such an BBC for a new TV seriea Who wouldn't be persuaded by invigorating '90s take on the gomir. Yes, it hit the headlines by one of his personal lap dances? We know more about him filling our maritally cosy Sunday evenings with so much than he'd like us to: he takes his women to owl gratuitous Lake District shagging, but there was much mitre in sanctuaries and has an unhealthy obsession with whirr Jimmy McGovem's finest moment_ The first episode was Bangkok lady-boys. No wonder his wife left him for a one of the best 90 minutes on television this year. and John fitness instructor. Partridge has got to be Sieve Coogan's Simm, who played tragic hem Danny, proved himself as one of greatest creation to dale. Britain's roost promising young talents. Top soundtrack too.

This Life 3rd Rock From The Sun It may not be the best sitcom on TV, but 3rd Rock has You wouldn't think a houseful of solicitors could hold ow managed to encapsulate the varied styles of modern attention for so long hut Egg and cm certainly sets ed up American comedy like no other programme this year some unusual storylines as well as many a greasy It driesn't care when it's stupid. doesn't notice when breakfast in the caff. Milly had an affair with her boss and E it's clever... and. by the second series. the cast have Mika. got married. Anna got caught snorting illegal practically become their hizano alien characters. substances and neatly ended up in bed with another Inspired slapstick, barbed banter. lane Curtin us a woman and Were were plenty of graphic shagging seems permanent guest star, and the best spontaneous musical al every description. Nice. numbers ever.

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Vic and Bob have always been top bloke's and this show is Maureen doesn't have the qualities you normally lust another excuse for them to air their insanity an associate with a star. She's got about as much sex national TV. This soles has even includal the joy of appeal as a rhinocems. However she's still managed to seeing Tara Palmer-Tompkinson making a fool of herself capture the hearts of millions, simply because she can't drive. Maureen finally passed her test on the eleventh jokes. The endgame is still brilliant, by not getting the try, and then became a tabloid star. if ever there's an what with a boy scout being lowered over one contestant excuse for mad rage. Maureen has grit to be top of the who had to stick plasIm on his cuts before he landed on list. her. Vic estiBoh at their twisted, thigh rubbing, best.

Let out Classic Movies are a mainstay of the Laid-up Christmag always brings out the teem All the programmes which are chnstma.s s'hedulcs and though they may be thin on terrible movies as well as the good'uns and there is supposed to fill us with Christmas cheer the ground they are as robust as ever. Mary Poppins really no excuse for Carry On Behind and Big Bad need locking up for sure. Noel's Christmas and Raiders of the Lost Ark will save you from the Mamma II. They'd be better off showing the test Presents is surely the worst but there are ravages of endless Christmas specials. card for a couple of hours. far more entertaining. many others. Beware. it's madness out there.

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Who Else? 7.00 Weekend 6.00 The Slmpsons murder mystery. 11.10 Crapaton Villas in three reern.s160s, 7th, 801) Anne mote Robinson 6.20 Star Trek, It is discovered 12.25 The Paul Ross Show 11.25 TEl Friday Courtyard 7.30 Top Of The Pops that Mr Spook's brain has 1.55 Rockmania 12.30 FILM: s•F•rs• (1973). Elliott Lyral hetrM3. Steve Mason The Pleasure Rowan 8.00 999 Lifesavers, An explo- 3.00 Brief Encounters Gould and Donald Sutherland Amara:bar Ses flub. been removed. 3.25 Cybernet star as two inept CIA agents The Fruit Cupboard 4 rooms am-teeth; tun is sion on board a yacht I rutv DIstv.. luta() dawn slut boogie 7.15 Electric Circus 3.55 Late And Loud 2.25 FILM: Kid Millions (1934). f.5 with NIIS: !Ahem L.N. I aprn-4 einem leaves a couple and their iii 111pm-ZYtam 7.30 Earth And Life. James 4.55 Sound Bites 4.00 Bespoke dog stranded and fighting 5.00 ITV Sport Classics 4 45 Flava Think Tank Lovelock, one of the 20th Le Phostegraphique ha.. for survival at sea. 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Charlie fact her half •brother dying uncle in order to get 1050 La Femme Nikita, e friends their hands on his fortune. Higson, Caroline Aherne, 11.45 Lexx: The Dark Zone Stories 10.00 When he seems intent on John Thomson, Simon Day, 1.35 FILM: The Brother From Up2Sc rate h leaving all his money to his Charlie Higson, Mark Another Planet (1984). 12.00 Witty A.G.E. %Vast Yorkshire Playhouse 1.1kitr Studio Theatre 12113 5995) young nurse, the family call Williams and Arabella Weir. satire about a black extra-ter- lir' 215 7704)1 Mourn. 7 30pm Got News For You restrial who crash lands in New 2.00 in a long-lost nephew to 10.00 Have I DK- rimi e, Cif eeritaik.i, 10.30 Newsnight York Harbour. Taygete help out. Starring Michael J 4.00 r 11.15 The A Force 3.30 FILM: Irene (1940). Boring old Fox, Kirk Douglas: melodrama staring Billie Burke Chillum 12.40 The Police In Concert 12.55 VR5 and Anna Nett*. 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SAITIVIRMIV DECEMBER6 Stand By Me - 9pm C5

I If there's one movie guaranteed to make should say "on the way. they found them- you ring those old school friends you are selves" because this film is a film about Aliceide losing touch with it's Shard By Me. glowing up and stuff, • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Featuring one of River Phoenix' earliest big It makes you remember how important daft screen appearances - and one of his best - things are when you don't have work and it's a story about four boys who, during one hills to worry about: it makes you long for hot summer in 1950s Oregon. decide to go the summer holidays like when you were at Ilyde Park Picture house Outage Road (275 Inferl on a search for a dead body they have heard school - and its a smashing film with a kit tie 275 7.1.1431 The 13.rn..•weri.. 1(X), 4.00, 5.30, 8.00 And. rhal summer. thew fauna will It Srp.m Fur Clur.int.n.' 7.00 about. At this point in a cheesy review I of laughs in it too. Diane Leerning theta trite, The Sweet Hereafter, 0.00 Odeon (111426977333) Terminator 2: Judgment Day. II .15 Alien Resurrection The Borrowers 1.13C4243 101.3) Copland Paradise Road, 1244.1,15. 5 45. 5.15 'Die Full Monty 61 Jane. 130, 5.25. 8.10 Seven Yeah tn 'tiro BBCI ITV LC4 I 1 C•mtidential, I 15,7.45 .--i,ler.5.31.1 Lounge 075 1061i 'Ma Pull Meaty. 6.20, tie Sesame Street: I.• 1i!,:ck.1245, 3.00 7.00 Flash Gordon; 7.20 News, 7.05 FILM: The Ghost Camera 6.00 GMTV, 9.25 Tricky; 11.35 The 5.40 6.40 The Great Hercules, 100. 4 00 6.55 Katie And Orbie; 7.25 7.25 Adventures Of The Garden (1933): 8.15 FILM: Tiger Bay Chart Show: 12.35 Movies, Games Bong; And Videos; 1.05 ITN News; 1.10 Super Mario Brothers, 7.45 First Fairies. 7.30 Romuald The (1959); 10.00 0 Asia; 10.30 Calendar News; 1.15 UEFA Edition; 8.00 Trans-world Sport; 9.00 Reindeer; 7.40 Highlander; 8.05 Network East; 11.20 Cafe 21, Champions League Special; 1.50 Go The Morning Line; 10.00 Gazzetla 8.30 New 11.50 The Whitbread: 12.20 Wear Conan The Adventurer; Wild In The Country - The Making Of Football Italia, 11.00 Blitz': 12.00 The Adventures Of Superman; 9.15 II Well; 12.35 Film 97; 1.05 FILM; Wind In The Willows ; 2.20 FILM: Vibe. 12.30 To Close To Heaven, 1.30 Agatha Christie's A Caribbean Live And Kicking; 1 2.1 2 Weather; Whistle Down The Wind (1961). Racing. 4.00 Falkland Summer, 5.05 Mystery 119831, 4.00 ITN News: 4.15 Club Grupe Planet Earth 12.15 Grandstand 12.20 Football 2.40 FILM' House Of Secrets Brooksidn Omnibus . Reopen us Enna .S'anoala% :Vigra Fevre International Rugby Union; 5.45 Purr.. Focus; 1.00 News; 1 05 Racing (1956); 4.15 The Saint; 5.05 6.30 Right To Reply k4 with Ilya re NOS; lOptn-awn 70s wild night feauring DJ Stank) Calendar News, 5.50 Scoreline from & !fuggy Bear Chepstow: 1.25 Olympic TOTP 2: 5.50 Postcards From 6.00 Family Fortunes 7.00 Raging Planet. The raw. The Cockpit Magazine; 1 40 Racing from The Country 6.30 Gladiators almost sexual power of The Gamge Pleasure Ream' Chepstow; 1.55 Rugby Union; 6.30 News: Sport: Weather 7.30 Blind Date. tornadoes and humcanes. Rock %Lite and Inp hop flamer Listerern; 2.10 Racing from Chepstow, 2.30 6.45 Correspondent. Including 8.30 The Royal Variety 8.00 The People's Parliament Performance 97. presents Sanudav Night Xpertenee Rugby Union; 4.45 Final Score; a report from Norway on 9.00 Brit Girls. Marianne Faithluil One or 10.45 ITN News: Weather: Lottery Courtyard the weekend 't only 9.30 The Best Slices Of Jo Brand Lora( Hemes- dance night. 5.15 News: 5.25 Regional News; the campaign of the Result Through The Cakehole Ntat Leal 4 morn, tii.co, house & garage. r&In 5.30 Are You Being Served? nomadic Sami people to 11.00 FILM:Tough Guys (1986). and drumtihass 6.00 Jim Davidson's right the wrongs of the Caper comedy in which two 10.00 ER. The Fruit Cupboard RvadenB Ler Wrutht &Tony Walker Generation Game past. notorious - but ageing - train 11.00 The Adam & Joe Show saw. Daddy 'e Ili member& and MIS, Ea others robbers try to come to terms Cr-AY-zy comedy 7.00 Noel's House Party. 7.30 The Works. A look at the Ciorage, party. soul and funk with 130 Pilo/El vodka... liiren-ham with modern life Starring Burt 11.30 Something Of The Night Soul Master Harz:. Featuring a Golcha for the music of drum 'n' bass Lancaster and Kirk Douglas 12.30 The Client Think 'nink unsuspecting Michaels band Roni Size and 12.55 FILM: The Final Heist (1991). 1.30 St Elsewhere I.e Phonegraphigne auckhear 2.40 Planet Mirth. Strachan and music from Reprazent, who this year 2.30 The Best 01The Tube Date Beer and resident:, the Lightning Seeds. won the prestigious 3.10 Collins And Maconle's Iodic and mlicnuitve dAnCe men. Ei NUS, El; other... Inprn-tani Movie Club Followed by ITN 3.00 Pearl The beat aerating voices no coo) 7,50 The National Lottery Mercury Music Award for News Headlines 3.25 Danl Dares Weepy craft E.3/E4 Town & Cuuntry Club Live. Ronnie Corbett hosts best album of the year. 3.35 Metter Skelter 3.55 The Strip Show coned this evening's draw. With 8,00 What The Papers Say 4.25 Murder She Wrote 420 Funky Squad KRA FTI s DJ Linn' Ilirm plAy, the hest music from Mariah Carey. 8.10 1. Caesar. This programme 5.10 Sound Bites 4.50 Erotic Tales &wird.) Noshr of RIA out 90,- pop, Wait and dunce 5.30 ITN Morning News 8.10 Casualty. When Mark looks at Hadrian who, in 515 Partners nlw aye sell I. out - queue Lv arhance, in rat dnre sn Nusir.4 50 gue+in lQpm-2. ;Ram steps in where a locum AD117, succeeded his fears to tread. he is brought cousin Trojan as emperor 5.114jes1)14 TI, 'ndergruund face-to-face with his own 9.00 Have I Got News For You IL S hcfole attur 107.8fm past and forced to reveal a 9.30 All Rise For Julian Clary. C5 Isr Over 203 only 9_10pin-3kni secret to George. In this edition. single pen- 6.00 Dappledown Farm. 6.30 Warebou..,e 9.00 FILM: No One Could sioners protest at having to 6.00 Nato Speed Quer n. Intxtli ws stance Protect Her (1995). pay extra for travelling Havakazoo; 7.00 5 News Early: 7.30 The Early Morning Hard Tuts. Nightmarish suspense alone. and teenagers Havakazoo; 8.00 Alvin And The R.Oldriav Dave Fireman, Mot Chipmunks. 8.30 George Of The 8.00 Picehinitt. /Jaen Dearth= & tit Bob story about a stalker who demand the right to marry. Jungle; 9.00 Knight Rider: 10.00 Fresh 'n' Funky with Sid & Al lanes .& Umberto, joined t:,.‘ guest. wilt not give up his prey. A 10.00 Storyville. This film looks Knight Rider; 11.00 Turnstyle. 12-50 5 10.00 psychopathic killer who has at the lite and work of Ole News; 1.00 The Mag; 3.15 Sunset Paul Raynor Beach Omnibus: 5.55 5 News: Sport committed a string of vio- Ego, a Danish sexual 11.30 lent crimes becomes entrepreneur who began 6.00 Herculee:The Legendary Journeys Desert island Dischedz obsessed with a woman. his career making 6.50 Night Fever 1.00 Starring Joanna Kerns and striptease films. 7.45 5 News And Sport TB] Anthony John Denison. 10.55 Later With Jools Holland. 8.05 Xena: Warrior Princess. 3.00 Crs Cellar Bar Fax & Newt 10.30 News: Sport: Weather Featuring guests 9.00 FILM: Stand By Me (1986), Ginger Soundclash 10.50 Match Of The Day. Jamiroquai, Ocean Colour Touching tale of childhood friendship and coming-of-age 5.00 Duchess Grand Theatre Desmond Lynam intro- Scene, Steve Earle and the in late 50s America Back2Beslcs presents Lunatic The Flaming Sian i- Gretchen Mina Eddie 1,....rud duces highlights of the Dukes, Comershop and 10.40 FILM: Hickey And Boggs M01111b13 Shave day's top matches in the FA Kristen Hersh. (1972). Robed Culp and Bill 7.00 Modern Cosby play two private investi- Club Soda Fenton, Sitters Of Murphy Jan Iran Carling Premiership, 11.55 FILM: Perfectly Normal gators in this harsh thriller 7.30 including Liverpool v (1990). Comedy in which a 12.40 FILM: Chain Dance (1991). Sugar Daddy Manchester United conman persuades a shy When a convicted petty crimi- 12.20 They Think It's All Over. truck driver to help him nal is released from jail to care 9.00 • Nick Hancock chairs the open a restaurant with a for a young disabled man, he is Drum'n'bass with Gridlock comedy sports quiz, with grand opera theme. immediately hostile and angry, 10.00 while his charge is suspicious West Yorkshire Ptitytiouse Chic Theatre Captains David Gower and Live from the Yardbird Suite Starring Robbie Coltrane and assumes the worst I.713 77001 (247 69621 Gary Lineker. and Michael Riley. 12.00 The Psalm Of Penzarke Little Red Riding timid 2.40 FILM: Second Chance 11953). The Odyssty 12.50 Clive Anderson All Talk. 1.40 FILM: Atomic Submarine 4.05 FILM: Starlight (1989)- The Depth with DJ Kwatcha Clive Anderson is joined by (1960). Science-fiction dis- kids remame go country and 2.00 actor John Goodman aster movie starring Arthur western at summer camp. 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DECEN BER 1 SIMiliffm- The Sunday Show - 12.15pm BBC2

So it's just gone midday. It's a coupla hours (Peter Kay's singalong theme tunes). Make before your next fix of The Sinipsons, and toast during the reliably crap Pop your housemates are muttering something Pilgrimages. and revel in Refs utterly Juiceguide• • • • • • • •• • • • • • • • about you never washing up. You need an degrading science spot. excuse not to go to the laundrette. and the Sit through crap bits about football and ideo shop disnae take Switch. you'll make it safely through to Your salvation lies a in The Sunday Show, EastEnders... Doesn't television make life Hyde Park Picture Ifutk.e Cana& Reel 1275 16061 11e1275 2045) !'ear Katt glorious mix of the hideously unfunny (Paul worthwile? Joe Cairns The Borrewer.. 1(I0, 5 30, 7.1(1 Tonkinson), and the mildly amusing II Peering.? 00 The Sweat l-kxcalter. 7,00 Odeant01420 9773331 Will Ii Snow For nirisimiel 9.00 Alien Resarrecuen The Boomers ABC (245 10131 Copland P.mxtrsc Road, 1145, 3.15.5.45.5.15 The Fail NIOnly BBCI Q.I.lane. 1 311. 5.25,8,10 Seven Yaw is Tibet BBC2 ITV C4 LA. Confuter:nal, 1.15. 7.45 The riainhler..5_10 basalt iZ7510611 Men In H1ael..12.45, 1.00 Mont), 5_40, 11.00 7.30 Teletubbies, 8.10 Spot; 8.15 5.40 Blitz!, 6.35 Bill And Ted s The Full 7.00 Match Of The Day. 8.30 6.00 GMTV: 8.00 Disney's Roadhog. Hercules, 3.00 Breakfast With Frost. 9.30 The Jackanory Gold; 8.30 Bitsa: 8.45 9.25 Disney Club, 10.15 Link, 10.30 Excellent Adventures, 7.00 Magic Promise Of His Glory; 10.15 See The Animals Of Farthing Wood; Sunday Leis; 11.00 Morning Worship; School Bus, 720 The Secret Garden_ 12.00 Sunday Live. 12.3.0 Goals Qn 7.55 Street Sharks: 8.20 Flash Hear, 10.45 Snowy River. The 9.10 Prince Of Atlantis; 9.35 Gordon: 8.45 Rockes Modern Lee: McGregor Saga; 11.30 Country Noah's Island; 10.00 The Real Sunday; 12.55 Calendar News: 1.00 920 Saved By The Bell, 9.45 Sister File, 12.00 On The Record; 1.00 Adventures Of Jonny Quest: ITN News. 1.10 Dr Quinn, Medicine Sister, 10.15 Wise Up. 10.40 EastEnders; 2.20 Clothes Show; 10.25 Grange Hill; 10.50 Out Of Woman: 2.00 Murder She Wrote; 2.55 H011yoalis; 11.40 Waltons: 12.40 Coronation Street; 3.50 F1LM• Carry MovIewatch, 1.10 Football Italia, 325 2.55 Cartoon; 3.10 FILM: The Tune: 11.20 As Seen On TV: Courtyard Cl.d, and indwarid; On Henry (1970). 5.25 Cartoon: 5.30 FILM' Love Is A Many Splendoured Remedy 7pm-111_111pm Lady Vanishes (1979): 4.50 11.50 The Simpsons, 12.15 Dinosaurs. 6,00 Calendar News: Thing (1955): 5.30 FILM: Heaven Slip in and chill ,wt Sunday Show; Regional Phoenix And The Carpet; 5.20 1.00 Sport: 8.15 FA Cup Draw 1998:13.45 Knows Mr Allison (1957) Liquid 7.30 Lifeline: 5.30 News 5.50 Regional Programmes; 1.30 FILM: ITN News: Weather ColtraneS Planes And The Fruit Cupboard News Kidnapped (1960); 3.00 Tennis; Automobiles Srarmah wax and chilled ...Mice. With Dar Qu,ds memo 7.00 You've Been Framed) 8.00 Against Nature. Second part 4.50 Human Rights, Human Ilarmant & R,V11) 5.55 Songs CO Praise, Steve 7.30 Coronation Street. of this critical look at the green Le Pbonearaphique 1.3/i150 NUS Chalice meets people who Wrongs; 5.25 Animal Zone: 5.30 8.00 Heartbeat. A motorbike stunt movemen Urdu% Club Tpei-lltun have left the United Watch Out Monthly; 5.35 . rider becomes a target of sab- 9.00 FILM: City Slickers (1991). Kingdom to help children in Wildlives, 5.50 Chimpanzee otage. Comedy western starring Billy Diary. 6.10 Natural World 9.00 Painted Lady Two-part Crystal, Daniel Stern and poverty in South America Bruno Kirby and India. 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager. After drama about a once-famous (was 11.05 Arthouse. Profiling rap artist, 6.30 Get Well Soon. Ivy tries to being attacked by a ship 60s wild child and blues . composer and writer Tricky. Singer. whose peaceful pre- C.2's Cellar Bar Cockpit nip her affair with Bernard from the future, the crew of 12.10 Tricky Live, Fair Warralie Norden) senl-day existence is shat- soul F.xposare Walpole in the bud, but he the starship Voyager find 1.10 Suddenly Susan. tered by a murder Stamng 1.40 Dispatches tnemsefVes on 20th-centu- Dry Dock Fenton is so consumed well lust Helen Mirren 2.25 FILM: Europa (1991). Surreal ry earth. A Scream 11.10errtnen that he Is considering ways 11.00 ITN News: Weather and unique political thriller star- Cureedy .. 7 341prn, kw caul to get rid of his wife 7.45 Great Composers. This 11.15 The South Bank Show. ring Jean-Marc Barr as a Grew 7.00 Antiques Roadshow. programme profiles Johann 12.15 FILM: Georgy Girl (19661. gauche young American In Duel ass The Shaine Mixoters post WW2 Germany. Hugh Scully presents a Sebastian Bach, founding C.C' T.V. 2.05 FILM: Guneh Gar. 4.25 Yo Yo Ma And The Kalahari special edition of the show father of the classical tradi- 4.50 Jot/finder Bushmen from Claverton Manor near tion, whose work was 5.30 ITN Morning News 5.20 Faith. Hope And Clarity Bath. known only to connois- 7.45 Keeping Up seurs and professional Appearances. Gentle sit- musicians, Yarkaltne Ilayhonne Civic Theater (213 7700) com about an upwardly 8.45 The Money Programme C5 isr 107.8fm 124769624 'Mc Pirate,. 01 Pah.rAwc mobile housewife whose 9.25 Horizon. In 1993, In the Little lb... Assess The Odyssey snobbish schemes are permafrost high in the 6.00 Natural Natives, 6.30 lidvakazou 6.00 constantly ruined by her Siberian mountains. scien- 7.00 Dappledown Farm, 7.30 Techno es Vida lower class relatives tists discovered the body of Hevakazoo: WiMzre's House: 8.00 Mr 8.00 8.45 News: Weather a young woman in a mag- Men And Little Miss: 8.05 The Wind In Lifted Gospel Show (Adrian Sinclair The Willows; 8.30 The Enid Btyton 9.00 Tom Jones. Lady nificent tomb. & Sam Blacksoni Adventure Series, 9.00 Mirror, Mirror; 10.00 Bellaston conspires with 10.15 Love Bites. Tense thriller WHAT YOU ALL THINK 9.30 Mag Pius, 10.00 The Agony Hour; Culture Vulture in which a pair of feisty Lord Fellamar to keep Tom 11.00 Mariam Frostrup's Brunch; 11.30 Public Opinion and Sophia apart. Glaswegian women 11.30 Exclusive Weekend, 12.505 Sunday Spam with Oily & Jan 10.05 The Llly Savage Show. become embroiled in the News: 1.00 The Meg, 2.20 Deepwaler 12.00 public opinion • and if a few zoo animal: Humour with Lily Savage violent world of Inner-city Bieck; 2.50 Family Affairs Omnibus: Trainapotting with Phil Smith "Britain ore& s stronger 5.00 Wild On 5 The Last Show On need to he killed in order to achieve this, then that is the price we and guests Sonia, Peter loan sharks. 1.00 Earth; 7.00 Wild On 5- Nick's Quest In Local Bands Showcase must pay." Dirchl Meaawunt, dental pathologist 11.45 Profit. Gracen and Gracen Purves and Tim Vincent. Search Of The Cuban Crocodile 2.00 is close to signing an 10.35 Everyman. Film following 7.30 Wild On 5: What's The Story? The Final Whistle (sports show) "Drastic measures are needed to revive flagging public opinion_ We two English Mormons as acquisitions deal with Ray Animal Special. 2.15 need more opinion polls, stncter telephone voting procedures and. they pain a wagon train and Anna Ketral. 8.00 Wild On 5:The Wildlife Quiz. Groovin' on a Sunday Afternoon speaking for myself. it really violent muff porn IniNte." recreating the Journey 12.30 FILM: The Spiral 8.30 Wild On 5: Animal Madness. 4.00 Thalia Gore. English teacher Using real wildlife loolage as across America made 150 Staircase (1946). A young Roots 'n' Zoots mute woman who works in well as home video clips, ani- 6.00 years ago mal mishaps are caught on Forum est urn chatari at Bantanum "Proper public opinion is essential. The government should be a New England mansion as 11.25 It's Later Than You Think camera 7.00 spending less money on Aids clinics and more on funding, public 12.05 FILM:The Secret (1992). a domestic is terrorised by 9.00 Wild On 5: Scary Animals Off the Record opinion." Ned Pfister, Food Science student Family drama in which a a maniac who is killing off And Super Creeps. Do sheep 7.30 store owner in New disabled people out of a make you shudder, terriers give Travel Show "I'd like to sec a public opinion in line with the rest of Europe. but ri fractured geographical shape of England is forced to face Nazi-like hatred of human you the tremors or budgies 8.00 hardly seems likely con,dtiering the bring on heebieleebres, Cookin' ma Jazz INmmark ",hole Holbrook, arumatherapist up to his lifelong reading imperfections. 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FAMENVIDAIIIIr DECEMBER 8 Embrace @ Town & Country Club

Few hands can boast selling out the T&C after ful melancholy ("Firework,- - still their finest just three releases. Oasis were barely scraping song to date), and always sound like they mean ide Jtii• • • • • CM • • • • • the top ten (with "Live Forever-) at a it, man. Although this sometimes means that comparable stage in their career, and Embrace Danny's voice sounds a little frail, tonight it have already gone a few places higher with won't matter. not have the looks. but ( their grandiose "All You Good. Good People". Sure, the boys may CINEMA It's early days still, but everything about this they've got the tunes. and will make lots of 1:00Lege Reid 1275 16061 Hyde Park Pleturt Horne band suggest that they can walk it like lead money. As Chuck I) never said. do believe the 0(.1175 2045) The Borrower., 5.40, 800 Embrace return to their Will Ii Snow Fur Chnturon • T4144 singer Danny talks it. Live. they range from hype. 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`There were bars over the windows, boards over the broken glass in a front door...' Extracts from Nick Davies' Dark Heart

N OLD lady was Monday, instead of going to burgled. She lost a lot collect her pension. she simply 4Aof her most precious stayed in her house. The next day. belongings and she had no she did the same. And the day insurance. She had lived in the after. For days. merging into same house in Hyde Park ever weeks. she sat there. She went since she had arrived from nowhere that might cost her a Jamaica in the late 1950s and she penny, She did nothing that might had never been worried before. run up a hill. Simply. she waited But now she was hearing of so and, once a day, she went to her many others who were suffering kitchen and boiled herself one the same way. that she decided bowl of rice and one cup of peas that she must get her belongings and put them together on a plate insured. She was told it would for a meal. cost her EN/0. For four weeks, she lived like She could not afford it. She that, frozen in penury, all normal had nothing but her pension to life suspended until finally, on the live off and almost no savings, but Monday morning of the fifth she had to have it. She was week, she pulled on her coat and determined to he safe. went to the post office and She made a decision. That collected her pension for all four week, she spent half her weekly weeks and gave it all, along with pension of E5$.85 on a stock of her savings. to the insurance rice and peas and on the following company. Then she felt safe:

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Take a trip back in time as the ladies get groovy at the Oxfam Retro depot with a very special guest. Arra, FI'llelotiwant for Christmas is a gift of a job Beccy Earnshaw makes M Christmas from all the Outbok team! sure your no turkey when it comes to earning your yuletide bacon.

j eeds this week thoroughly enjoyed her time as a Unlike the real Santa who has to work Christmas elf in a garden centre. all through the night , the hours are housed a very "Although it was really, really good and what could be more I prestigious and embarrassing it was a laugh. There satisfying than spreading the joy of New Years' Resolutions was really cute children but some were Christmas to snotty nosed kids. important conference. The real brats. To he honest it would not be It is certainly the only chance of fter you have eaten all Write a new, updated cv. ASDA Santa seminar something I would usually consider you becoming the most popular man the turkey sarnies Trends on how to lay out brought together the but my Dad was Santa and I was in the world and getting paid for it. you can stomach and your cv change so it is countries potential Father forced to do it! But I am pleased I did On the downside the false beards are A worth finding out what the it" very itchy, fairy lights and a fur you have finally got rid of present style is. It is about time you Christmas's and taught Depending on suit make it sweaty your festive hangover it thought carefully about your them the tricks of the trade experience work and you will be might be time to start achievements and how you sell There is a lot more to Santas can lucky if you get yourself, it is not a Saturday job in successful Santa than a long earn from through advent thinking about the rest of £3.50 - without Boots you are applying for but what your life. beard and'a red suit. You must £6.00. strangling one could be a career for life. perfect your ho, ho ,ho's and screaming Here is eight top tips to learn how to deal with stroppy. child. make 1998 the year when Take a practical course - spoilt children demanding all TEFAL, typing or you put your career on four Teletubbies in their track. computing, this shows elinitiative and will also extend stockings. your skills base so if you can not get Being a Santa may not be a GO TO the careers service a permanent job as soon as you long term career but for seasonal - they are a mine of very graduate you have more chance with work you can not beat it. useful information, they are temping, teaching abroad and other Most likely employers are big Okeen to help in anyway setting department store these also carry temporary jobs. up mock interviews. cv advice and the most status as there grotto's are telling you about employer Make a career plan think always flashiest and most stylish. presentations. where you want to be then Although there are no standard ways of getting into Santa Clausing decide how you are going you may find yourself up against Write letters to companies to get there. Set yourself ten for summer work, severe nepotism. Alders in Leeds achievable goals and a time limit to revealed that most of their Santas are placements get filled very reaching them. husbands or friends of employees. quickly and unless you start Women may find it especially now you could find yourself gutting Keep a contacts hook, difficult to access Santaland as chickens through the hot summer because it really is not although women did attend the ASDA months. what you know but who conference none were chosen to he insturc Father Chnsimases. Apparently you know. Write down the they did not possess the right Do a skills assessment - it contact names on job adverts that you have not yet decided attributes - pot bell), facial hair and are relevant to your chosen career low gruff voice. However what you want to do the and write to companies about opportunities also exist for Santa's best thing to do is write down general information little helpers although not as important what abilities you have and match as the main man they do still get to them to the attributes needed in Do something that makes dress up usually in tights and pointy specific jobs. Bob's yet uncle! you stand out from the shoes. crowd before it is too late. Annabel Kilbee, a second year Broadcast Journalism student. 45

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food Fr drink AllAir a V n Gather in the logs, fatten the goose, for whether you like it or not, the yuletide season is upon us. if the turkey seems tedious, and brussels a bore, let NICK FLAVELL and JEMIMA SISSONS guide you to a hassle free stuffing Leftovers from a hristmas past HRISTMAS Jewish festival of lights. Despite this thing of dates festivities are one however. New Year feoivals Cof the only times remained regionally variant in this secularised and until the twentieth century atheistic country of ours brought national communications and when we purposely set centralisation. making a single out to abide by tradition date more convenient to the and when deviations various economic and religious appear strange and forces of the day. unfestive. On the fond front it was until The Christmas traditions the antral of the Turkey than the New World in the 16th of present-giving, feasting century that the traditional and alcoholic over- Christmas feast would have indulgence which we enjoy been on wild boars head. yearly are a development of (favoured sacrifice of 'Res various celebrations of Norse god of fertility) dressed renewal stretching back as with Rosemary to connote the far as 417X0 years. In 4001the comma summer. Mesopotamia for example Even mince pies were not the new year was marked by considered Christmas fare until the crusades brought sweet a 12 day celebration marking spices back from the east. Prior the yearly victory of to they consisted of chicken. `Marduk'. god of spring. lamb or mutton tongues finely over the forces of winter chopped with eggs and dried darkness whereas the fruit, and then spiked with Romans replaced the vinegar (thank Clod for the celebration of the winter crusades). solstice with that of the festival of Saturnalia in VEN Christmas purl underwent radical re- honour of Saturn. god of invention from its role as agriculture. E first course of the Orison: Ls Meanwhile its the colder meat when it was made fr.' iris climes of northern Europe meat stock, wine and fruit juices pagans had their festival of Yule and breadcrumhs to that flamed whereby huge logs would be and stodgy diarrhoea-inducing burnt to honour gods 'Odin' and dessert we have today. 'Thor'. In today's Christmas the The 'traditional' dinner that symbolic yule log remains as most of us will be enjoying this that quintessential of British Christmas is much the same as christmas tradition though that of the Victorians. those boringly without the orgies and A Crafty Christmas great advocates of festive 1 tablespoon sugar them on parchment paper in tissue paper human sacrifice which also frivolity and bringers of the ick of giving made up those earlier I tablespoon greek yoghurt the fridge to set. Other nuts. mulled wine and fir trees your granny runt alternatives are toasted Ples celebrations (and which would to the lounge. It is these edible certainly give us something to bath salts? Well crushed almonds. or plain images that are used to Sell us a S Place the chocolate in a food cocoa powder. For true talk about on Boxing day). surprise her this year These are more of a pre-packaged Christmas. processor and grind to a fine gluttony. double the recipe! Even the 25th as official date They have replaced the with your culinary Christmas eve token given to of festivities wasn't decided on powder. Put the cream, sugar the parish vicar or the the aunt seasonal celebration of the mastery. These quick and rum (however much you Peppermint creams until the fourth century. when it coming of a new year with new you've forgotten about. was chosen to conveniently and easy recipes will want - probably around tbls) Simply take a packet of possibilities and prowerities, in a saucepan and heat until it Always an old favourite; one coincide with calculations of but then tradition has never show how much you frozen pastry and roll out to a Jesus' birth, the Yak and is all melted. to shut the younger cousins really been about looking really care. Slowly add the cream mixture thickness of 1/2 cm. Using a Sslusrtnlia festivals and the forward. up. mug for a template. cut out 24 through the funnel of the Simply put 400g icing sugar processor. to the chocolate. circles. and arrange in a Choco-Truffles in a howl. Whip up three egg pastry case. Spoon 1 set at a slow speed. When whites (don't forget to clean mixed, add the yoghurt. tablespoon of mincemeat into the howl thoroughly These arc a perfect gift for Transfer to a bowl and each of the cases. With a your mum; what's more if you refridgerate overnight. beforehand. and when smaller template. cut out 24 give them to someone in your When ready to assemble, dust separating the eggs. don't get smaller circles: brush the. edge family, you'll be able to eat all surfaces, hands etc with any yolk in), and add to the of the larger cases with a them all yourself For extra cocoa powder, and working sugar, along with 6 drops pure beaten egg and press the tops zest. make a box for them out very quickly as it melts easily. peppermint essence. Bind into onto the pies. Prick the tops of old Christmas cards. roll the mixture into small a hull, roll Out and then using photo's of you as a baby etc. with a fork and bake in oven '4?Intstia, balls. You can coat them with an egg cup cut out as mans (190c GM 5) for 12 mins. melted chocolate (using a circles as possible. Leave in 150rt dark chocolate Serve with cream or brandy skewer to dip them into the the fndge overnight. 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Mulled Wine the top (- 1- Cider Choose an inexpensive bottle for mulling, and don't allow with Vodka Jelly it to boil as this evaporates, ~Rudolphi Cube up a pack of jelly and the alcohol and spoils the add half the amount of flavour. boiling water it says on the packet. Try to get Ingredients the jelly to Hot Cider Punch dissolve. If it doesn't fully itoz Caster sugar For each 1 litre bottle 01 cider dissolve give it MI savonds 1/2 pint water uses!, add I25m1/411 or each of on high in the microwave and rum and either ealvados or try harder. 2 bottles of red wine English apple brandy, three a small cinnamon stick Once the major lumps arc cinnamon sticks, and OM gone put it into the fridge to I lemon tablespoon of light muscovado cool. If you add vodka to hot 4 cloves sugar, and some clove-studded jelly mix you lose most of the cored apple slices. Stir and alcohol in evaporation. Measure the sugar and water simmer for 10 minutes. Serve You want at least a syrupy into a large pan and stir over whilst warm. consistency before you start a low heat to dissolve the adding the vodka. At this sugar. Slowly bring to the point it is very tempting to boil and add the wine. 446 add more vodka than the cinnamon stick, the lemon water saved at the start, this halved and the cloves. Heat should be avoided if it is to gently until pleasantly hot set. Once the vodka is added and then leave for 10 minutes Tea Punch pridge and eat once olidified to infuse. Lade' into glasses Into a heated punchbowl. pour and serve. 150m1 1/4 pint each of cognac and the darkest rum you can find, plus the juice of one lemon. Stir in 2 tbls of light muscovad compiled by Eve sugar. then pour on 1 litre of hot Freshly made Ica. Add sugar to McGowan & taste and float lemon slices on Steve Bathe

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'strawberr) Mier!, a AD • Outlook The He at Countdown to Kyoto [science HERE has been so much 4'1 publicity and hype about Tthe greenhouse effect, even mom so in the run up to the crisis The conference this week at Kyoto, that most people have become environmental immune to the shocking statistics we scientists have produced about carnage melting ice caps and climate 1110face has been changes. The oil and automobile industries described as have also helped foster this apathy by doubting the very existence of the greenhouse effect and downplaying the the greatest scientists predictions as exaggerations. Up to a poim the buildup of greenhouse challenge to gases in the atmosphere is art essential requirement for life. It traps heat from the human sunlight and maintains warmth on the planet. Without it the Earth would be over survival since 30 degrees celsius cooler than it is now. But it's not just the significant increase in greenhouse gases from industry which the Second has caused the pmblent The destruction of the rainforests means less carbon dioxide is World War, In absorbed by the trees and so the buildup of these gases continues unabated. Warnings the week of tar that unless steps am taken coon the concentrations will triple in I (X) years. the carbon The impact is beginning to be felt. a 05 degree rise in temperature over the last century. This seems modest but only a 3 dioxide degree decrease brought on the last lee age. Climatic change has already affected conference at Britain. Three out of five of the wannest years have occurred in the last decade and Kyoto, the hottest year ever rworded was 1995. the promises were not backed up by strong problems. The scary thing is that climate change has action. But even the countries within MICHELLE barely started. No one knows how much Governments have promised to decide this coalition represent a wide EMISSIONS: WHAT THE COUNTRIES THiNKi warming is on the way. but various models on a tougher plan in Kyoto. but as the range of opinion. Some, like OOOOOOOOOOOOOO • • • • • • • • • • predict between a 1 degree to a S degree conference approaches it seems many India and China, are concerned Alliance of the Small Island States: The FLATMAN increase by the end of the next century. countries have differing views on what level about the possible adverse oldest, mist ambitious acid least realistic target. With The buildup of scientific evidence has of reduction is needed. impact of reducing their carbon most to lose from rising sea levels. member countries takes a look heightened the sense of urgency about dioxide emissions straightaway want strong and fast action, translating into demands for resistmding to the greenhouse effect, but so .5i THESE views collide, many will when they are still developing a 20 per cent reduction in greenhouse gas emissions at the far the world's governments have paid he tempted to see the tensions their industrial bases and from 1990 levels by 2005. mostly lip-servav to the idea of heading off stemming from a single factor: the therefore are opposed to being global warming. Five years ago leaders conflict between the United States' weak forced to submit to the same The European Union: Pic have agreed to problems gathered at the Earth Summit but many of policies and the interests of the rest of the conditions as the developed propose a 15 per cc:1i reduction tram 1990 levels by planet Some dismiss the US position as a countries. 2010 for all developed countries. They have also we've caused mixture of greed and shortsightedness but Others - Saudi Arabia and proposed an interim target of a minimum 7.5 per cent as with all diplomatic negotiations, all the Kuwait .:see in favour of a weak reduction in emissions by 2005. and the tough countries will arrive at Kyoto with positions agreement that does not harm that reflect their self interests. the sale of their oil. The United States: They go to Kyoto with one of decisions we The Clinton plan features a multi-point How the developing the weakest proposals - a promise merely to stabilise at proposal but its most significant feature is countries choose to respond to 1990 levels between 2008 and 2012, with a further the pledge to sun a market based emissions the US proposals remains the unspecified cut by 2017. US officials also want have to make trading system. The new scheme known as key question up to and even after 'meaningful' participation from major developing 'joint implementation' allows rich countries Kyoto. It remains hard for man) countries including a willingness to participate in joint to get credit for helping to clean up poorer to see what incentives will implementatiotl ones in order to meet emission targets. persuade the poorest countries to The group of developing countries are sign the kind of agreement Bill OTT (Developing countries): A slightly united in opposing the US proposals Clinton has in mind_ The longer modified verstun of that from the European Union. The because it implies an acceptance of the need the response time the more group also wants a 35 per cent reduction in emissions by to cap their own carbon dioxide emissions. costly it will he, as all the 2020. The proposal also includes a demand for a They argue that the rich countries must take scientific evidence points compensation fund for 'economic impacts' of climate the lion's share of responsibility for towards the need for immediate change policies. combating global warming, on the grounds action: Time is a luxury we may that they are the prime cause of the current not have. \ \....Unlike Rio, at Kyoto the decisions will be legally }

Reducing carbon dioxide emissions from point in the future. Nevertheless... stones coated in a layer of chemicals. The future's vehicles and industr just one was of These chemicals soak up pollutants and FIRST THERE were catalytic converters. bright, the combating the problem of Global A TOKYO•BASED company are tackling greenhouse gases such as nitrogen oxides now its MA just parts of cars but entire warming. Even if Kyoto is successful it air pollution and global warming from a and transforms them into harmless salts by 'earth friendly' vehicles that are hieing future's green will oil, reduce carbon dioxide from a different perspective by developing paving harnessing energy from the sun's UV rays. developed. One such prototype is the /Outlook

Festive -9 Phobias and ELPI Mistletoe is the season to be 6 jolly, go to loads of parties, get Completely trolleyed and spend the night running away from the resident weirdo who's unfortunately in possession of the biggest Forgotten sprig of mistletoe you've ever seen. If the mere thought of having to smile maniacally. make Forests small talk and meet loads of ' terrible images of strange new people sends you Into THE 3 cold sweat you may be suffering burning rainforest and from a social phobia_ smoke-filled skies that Many people associate recently dominated the agog aphobia with a fear of open newspaper and television have spaces but It also translates to at been cast aside in favour of rear of public places. Xenophuhis, whilst being a fear of foreigners, proposals and counter- is also a fear of strangers These pmposals by world politicians phobias are not lust fur those in the countdown to Kyoto. normally seen ‘r, coda] misfits_ Even emironmentalists are Fears of embarrassment or humiliation affect everyone and silent - busy gaining support these particular phobias affect for tough cutbacks in carbon broth melt and women in equal dioxide emissions. numbers The quiet. reticent But the ravaging fires don't just. person standing in the corner may disappear in a puff of smoke when not he stand-offish or aloof at all but Reran) petrified at the idea the cameras and reporters switch off. that he or she may linse ro at some they continue to burn destroying virgin forest and countless species of birds and animals are forced to flee for their lives before the fires are finally extinguished. Burning farests and carbon dioxide emissions ens intrinsically linked to each other because forests act as 'carbon sinks', absorbing the greenhouse gas. By burning the trees not only is the capacity for carbon dioxide absorption decreased but the burning releases more gas into the atmosphere contributing to the greenhouse effect of the plight of the tropical The Brazilian Amazon and Indonesia contain the world's two largest surviving we are'anaware of the problems regions of rainforest and yet these governments sell off areas of forest to -- -"30ffecting au o itv:p_foresfs' point converse with a stranger. logging companies, turning a blind eye _ • Some people with social to the consequences. Envimnmentalims clouds of smoke into the atmosphere and Even Russia. once closed off from to human health. Continuing to allow phobias deal with them In a have campaigned lung and hard to put plunged most of South East Asia into a the rest of the world's capitalist greed, is rainforests to be destroyed could mean a different manner. The loud, joker pressure on governments to stop the choking endless night. People were facing similar problems after Moscow potential core for AIDS or cancer goes of the pack may be a secret 'slash and bum' technique used by land advised to stay indoors and hospitals and regional governments despence for up in smoke before it is even discovered. sufferer, taming their fears by clearance companies. were inundated with the young and old hard currency opened up the forests Although publicity has raised not only facing them but clowning A new law in Brazil means that 80 alike suffering the effects of smoke I which account for 23 per cant of all the awareness, and pressure is on the around to the point of being the per cent of land owned must be tree inhalation. The fervent prays for rain world's woodland) to foreign Cawenunents to do more than make centre of attention. The bravado covered, but since burning is not went unanswered as the warm soot exploitation. The result has been empty promises, the forests are. still in as technique. If they make a fool of outlawed unscrupulous companies wail particles suppressed rainfall and destruction on a breath-taking scale. much danger as ever !la reduction in themselves, everyone thinks that until the vegetation is tinder dry so that a evaporated clouds. Entire ecosystems have been destroyed carbon dioxide emissions is agreed in they were just messing around. small fur can burn out of control, as logging has turned forests into deserts Kyoto it is a step towards reducing Inside however. they quake at the destroying by 'accident' the protected LTHOUGH everyone is aware clogged rivers with silt and debris and global warming. but forests too are an thought of meeting new people trees. But at least international pressure of the plight of the tropical ruined habitats for wildlife. Unless the important factor and it needs tube and even though they don't have has forced Brazil to address the problem. Aral'llforests, it seems we are tree harvesting is brought under control, addressed quickly and effeaively. Majorpanic attacks and break out Which is more than can he said for unaware of the problems affecting our ecologists predict the loggers will turn Chopping and burning the world's in a cold sweat like severe Indonesia. Despite international pressure own forests. Every fourth Inc in vast tracts of Russia into wasteland_ forests is a trend that cannot continue phobies, they are scared. from green organisations and other Europe's 1.6 million square kilotnetres Forests are not just timber - despite indefinitely - because the world only has So the next time you fancy countries, the dictator Submit) still of forest is sick or dying - meaning the what logging companies believe. They so much forest and little left to spare. talking to that cute but shy continues to coon the unspoiled levels of carbon dioxide being absorbed protect water quality :ind soil stability. looking stranger who's hiding in rainforests for profit under the guise of to cotmteract the greenhouse effect are Forests also regulate the corner nursing a drink and a massive government sponsored land set to decline as our forests die. local temperature, hunted look, don't do it Ioudts clearance proiects. Among the chief culprits in the death rainfall and influence with mistletoe do it with a Ore such project aims to clear forest of Europe's forests are Sulphur dioxide climate although this confidence inspiriag smile for rice paddies from an area the size of and nitrogen oxide from cat exhausts is an interaction Speaking of mistletoe, who Northern Ireland. Previous fires had and industrial emissions which create which is not yet fully would have thought you could wrongly been blamed on fanners Fait this acid rain. Although the European Llnion understood. They Lace so much fun with a parasite year's furs were attributed to the are on the way to meeting new pollution provide habitat for discounting ex-boyfriends Indonesian government's standants it is making little difference. most of the world's naturally) Yell. that plant you use irresponsibility. The fires caught the eye The harmful emissions may have been land-based plants and to snatch a quick sins; from sortie of the world.as they raged out of control 'educed by catalytic conveners but the animals and from this fit bloke or bird (depending on due to the periodic climatic phenomenon actual number of can on the road has hiodiversity conies a your preference of course) is EJ Nino. Spreading across most of the increased. leading to an increase in the wealth of foists and really a. partially parasitic major islands of Indents-Ma it sera huge '.'sfitrogen oxides pioduccd. aacdicincs essential evergreen shrub. But enough of the festive botany. on behalf of the science electric can On the surface it sounds Et impanitai such as Toyota which combines hydrogen and oxygen Aser and drinking water for team I'd like f• wash yeti a good, no carbon dioxide or other and Mercedes-Benz have already in a chemical reaction which generates asuonatus. But the fuel cell's weight situ:dune Christmas and New haimful gas exhaust fumes but you still denamstruled pnitorypes of electric electricity and water vapour. and cost had previously made them el! kier 011 I It need to generate the electricity from can in which the only emission is This is not new technology - it has impractical for vehicles. somewhere. water. The power source is the fuel cell been used in spacecraft providing Joanne O'Neill)

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Mission lashion HAYLEY JONES gets on Leeds down to the opening of ent Oxfam's Retro section to find herself a pre- Christmas bargain N THIS, our final the Oxfam shops in the pre-Christmas north. It also supplies the page, we were 'Retro' sections of the I shops in Leeds. The Boar 4 going to show you Lane branch and North some of the Lane. Headingley branch glamourous, are the only charity shops gorgeous party wear in our area that specialise in this way. currently available. You might be thinkine that But we're not and for this is all very well but three reasons. Firstly whenever you venture into your local charity shop. all we thought that the you can find intelligent, is old ladies sensitive In every charity slacks and lois of and shopper's lifetime oversized Eric Pollard studious men's shirts. men of there is a find In that case from Emmerdale you are yet to attended the Leeds had which surpasses experience probably every other 'The opening, as did had enough Moment'. This is a our models, Jenni of seeing purchase you 'Friends'- scantily have ever made style concept and Amanda clad whereby in every charity shopper's lifetime women grace these there is a find which surpasses pages. every other purchase you have Secondly we realised ever made. Be it an M&S velvet jacket you bought for £4 and that lovely lads and wore continuously throughout lasses of this fair city sixth form, or a fantastically need no encouragement retro shirt you bought for 50p or assistance when it and wore once to Brighton comes to getting dressed Beach. You will continue to compare all other shopping up to the nines - Bond decisions to "The Moment' parties or Love Train - which will never satisfactorily we're all experts. match up on grounds of value Thirdly we wanted to for money or individuality. help the local charities cash in on that Christmas o if you're anOxfam virgin or even if you've feeling of 'goodwill-to-all- already had your moment. men' and 'end-of-first- S get down to your local-retro semester-shininess'. We section and find yourself a went along to the opening bargain whilst donating to a of the new Oxfam depot in worthwhile charity at Christmas Leeds that supplies all of time. Happy I lunting and Merry Christmas' 50 La

Christmas can be such an anti- No.B. IT'S SNOW JOKE climax. All you do is open your ILE snow has arrived. This is it. For the prezzies, eat the turkey and watch T next five months there'll be snow. snow and some rubbish on TV. Be different more snow. It was so travel exciting though. At tam, I this year and make it memorable. looked out the window and noticed the snow storm. I INDIRA DAS-GUPTA finds out why a had to go out and play! Making snow angels. trip to Lapland should be top of rugby-tackling friends and • giving them all snow washes your Christmas wishes while the thunder and Ili;htning crashed around us made for a memorable RE you All children up to the age cabins have central heating. night. By the &flowing A of I I arc requested to write a but don't let that stop you morning there were stele dreaming of a letter to Father Christmas front throwing a few logs drifts of more than sly inches white prior to their visit. Then Santa onto the fireplace and reliving and everything was turning el Christmas? Well, will do his best to provide those scenes from "Dyna sty". ice. each child with a present they where they used to recline on Suddenly things didn't make those dreams have asked for. Naturally. hear skin rugs in front of a seem so exciting. My trainers become a reality and surnetirnes the elves who. crackling fireplace_ did not stand up to the job in produce the toys are swept oil hated • my ice' were miakitte hook yourself a THE CAPTAIN'S LOG CABIN: Santa Ovals In a house lust like this their feet by demand for a N AVERAGE and falling flat on my back ht Christmas break in particular item and have to Lapland day will front of the library realty Lapland. provide an alternative girt Aprovide five hours of YPHS-111 funny at all +despite the Meet Father But it is all done in the spirit e hat is termed 'graylight', It's snow bother onlooking crowd's of Christmas. amusement I. Christmas and his hand usually between Wain and As all good children know. 3pm. At this time when the I finally understood why all of merry little elves who Santa and his reindeer can fly sky is clear, it can display an getting to Lapland Canetilan men have hie mashy produce all his toys! See and Santa can even make amazing army of colours. If heards when I tried to ea3., Santa fly in his sleigh! himself disappear. Special you are lucky you may See down the street with the wind how to gel there ones cutting my face, studying the Relax in front of a tours are organised in order the Northern Lights (Aura for people to be able to Borealis) which appear as if floor in front of me trying to crackling fire in the experience these special there is a storm in the sky RTUNATE1Y. the etliRkvev nscd in avoid the deep snow and ice. comfort of your cosy effects. But it should be with white, red or green light • thritts and spills of Lapland -Finnish Lapland is the But Canada, unlike Britain, log cabin! And best of remembered that Santa dancing through the don't come cheap. Firuiniark (surprisingly:). does not close down at the dest doesn't fly on request and atmosphere. sight of snow. The roads are all you can have all the Canterbury Travel are There are 110 banking that his performance is For the rest at' the time it IL all clear and people just move snow your heart desires! organising a oat' day tour to facilities at either or the two subject to availability. like night-time here, with the inside. They are winterized iL Lapland, leaving from Lapland promises fun I can already hear all you exception that as the whole airports at Klttitn or real word over here). Large for all the family. It's the cynics out there crying out: place is covered in snow, Gatwick on 21st Deeembm Etionteldo. And Were are open areas are converted Into ideal holiday destination "But how do we know that there is a high level of eosts £390 a head. The only limited facilities nt the ice rinks. woolly hats with ear for kids and those of us reflection which makes it include; the flight, tourist town of Rovaniemi. So flaps are cool and hockey who are just big kids at It it's snow you're possible to see where you are trips and hired' warm you are advised to order becomes a national obsession. Hockey is as big here as heart. High up in the going. and bouts. j't •' after, then tear not as home. It's Arctic circle, peace and Venues for day visits to The good news is that football is at the temperature Lapland are lit using roaring exciting and violence is tranquillity prevail in ne company is also visas and health, fires and Lappish candles, actually allowed. Physical beautiful surroundings. A regularly falls below ,.lorganibing a our day tour for providing an attractive setting contact is completely legal; its the budget traveller which is certain magic fills the air minus 15 degrees for all the outdoor activities IF sea only when they remove their which comes from the centigrade and there's and events. Don't forget you at £204 a head. It L.riv es on then all you need Is your • gloves and helmets and start knowledge that Santa lives heaps of the stuff! camera as there are excellent the same date from ( :ntwiek passport, no additional visa Is punching each other that It close by. photographic opportunities d Includes the cost of the rrquired. No vaccination becomes illegal. This all makes II goes without saying that it's the real Santa!" with snowholes and igloos • t, clothes hire and a short requirements exist, but you fur an exciting, unbelievably no trip to Lapland would be Well, you could always u-y (subject to weather trip to the ',uppish town of are advised to consult your fast spore complete without a visit to pulling his beard when you conditions). Rovanierni. doctor prior to your visit. I went to my first match Father Christmas. Obviously meet him and see if n makes If it's snow you're after last weekend. It was just old Santa gets a wee bit busy him wince. If that isn't then fear not as the university level, but I knew in December, what with enough to convince you, then temperature regularly falls to immediately that I had found compiling his Christmas lists getting him to do the 'ho. ho. -15 degrees centigrade and a sport to replace football for and supervising the elves in ho' test is a sure-fire way to below, so there's heaps of the the year. the workshop. But he still weed out the imposters. stuff! When I say snow. I .knd when your football somehow manages to make Following your visit to don't mean rubbishy slush team in England is as had as sure that he finds the time to Santa there are loads of cool that turns black within half an mine, you want an alternative see everyone, like the winter sports to try out. You hour of settling, like it does occupation. It's so cold I base generous hearted, jolly old can ride a snow cat or skidoo here. No, I mean proper thick, to wear my THFC woolly hat. man that he (a motorised snow vehicle) pure white snow that but when Canadians recognise is. sedately along prepared crunches under your feet and it they just laugh at me. tracks and roads. or if you looks like something from a 'Manchester - aren't they a are feeling more daring. Christmas card scene. gond team?' 6 the usual you can join in one of So if the thought of response to my claims that the races across deep staying in wet, miserable old Tottenham used to he a good snow in-an Arctic England over the Christmas Side. Challenge. Husky hots depresses you. hut you Toronto's hockey side. The driving. sleigh want to keep the festive spire %triple Leafs, might be the rides, tobogganing alive, then Lapland is clearly uanaitian equivalent of and ice fishing are the place to go. it's about as foltertham • past glories nut aimo on oiler. Christmassy as you can get repeated, constantly moaning When the day i■dhow donning .1 t.tise )i hue fans • but they're the best live ends. dee seeing .trEd 0,1 sport I'm going to we this first luau! what it's Name l,• Ni.. I winter. and to be honest. I'm like to be a real arctic Best id all a you gr. away not complaining. explorer, you can retire this Christmas. you might he tii the comfort of your toe lucky ennuch to miss the Lubin to unwind ell the log I-Cie-11.SC of the Spice Girls oho.

Indian Summer Are England's women up to the World Cup challenge? England cricketers land obviously a whole new ball game, HE England particularly Mike Caning) touring but Use improved as a cricketer as Women's India over the years. well. 1 am much more mentally Member cricket team World Cup Macleod's fear is shared by PreParcd". team-mate Charlotte Edwards World Cup opening ceremony are a force to Proviow by Jenny Thompson T who, at I 7. is England's youngest OMEN'S cricket is be reckoned with. Their player. "Lottie" has already firmly growing in reputation. December 10 Reeve has also assisted in "We just can't go to India with increased England v S Africa (Hyderabad) victory in the last psychological preparauon, thinking. oh yeah, we can thrash established herself as an opener in W offering advice on the hest them. You can't think like that." the batting line-up. after crashing commercial interest from many World Cup in 1993 and a magnificent 1(12 at Taunton in quarters- Vodafone is sponsoring December 12 approach to the one-day game. Redfern believes that Australia the convincing one-day the summer, a feat that earned her the main team, and individual England v Pakistan (Hyderabad) England face South Africa in are the biggest threat in their series win over South their opening World Cup game on group tPool Al as "they had a hit widespread respect and praise. players are receiving support Wednesday in Hyderabad, One of a come down when they didn't Although this is her (list tour from kit manufacturers. It is also December 14 Africa this summer has player who is relishing the make the final in 1993. This time abroad with the senior squad. anticipated that the World Cup England v Denmark (Bombay) made them firm prospect of facing these they'll be up for it big time. Edwards characteristically rejects will stimulate interest back home, opponents is Sue Redfern, as this especially as their country's got a any notion of nerves, being used with television coverage to be December 16 favourites to retain their title in December. summer she recorded her hest naturally fighting spirit. They're to handling pressure of varying provided by Sky TV. Payland v Ireland fPunel bowling figures of four wickets going to have a massive attitude." form. T1 media attention she England selector Eric How will playing for 31 at Bristol against them. While England don't seem to attracted upon her senior England Chapman has been impressed December 18 abroad. in considerably Redfern. 20. a pace bowler from share such arrogance, the mood in debut at 16 left her mote with the high standard of cricket landd v Australia (Nagpurt different conditions, affect Derbyshire. was instrumental in the camp is one of quiet fascinated than intimidated: produced by the England team, the side this winter? England's 2-1 series win in the confidence. The team - a blend of "It was amazing. After my and is confident that "our batting one-day matches this summer. youth and experience - is virtually first innings (of 33), people were is strong right down to number help POOL A Training in Portugal to crowding round me and shoving eight. And Clare Taylor. Clare Australia, Denmark, F.ngland, acclimatise to the and mikes in my face. but I just Connor and Suzanne Redfern can Ireland. Pakistan. South Africa conditions in India is currently couldn't be bothered with it all." also bat well There should be in pmg.ress. This venture has `The Australians are going to Edwards seems to have plenty of runs there." POOL B been funded by the WCA, adopted a similar, almost Laid- He is excited at itie prospect of Canada, New Zeidand, India, Sri . who have recently been have a massive attitude' back. approach to the seeing Macleod us "she is going Lanka, West Indies, Netherlands awarded a £76.000 Lottery Sue Redfern forthcoming World Cup. "I'm to come on a treat. I would think grant towards World Cup looking forward to it," she she will gradually move up the expenses. , enthuses, believing "it will batting order over the The last such event. in which be a bit of an eve opener next couple of years." England were victonous, helped and was voted England's unchanged arum the summer side for myself and Laura. as The optimism of to put women's cnckct on the of the series. which faced South Africa, and we've not ttnired the selectors is Km= Smithies tcaptan” map. But many people still Redfern also picked up a only Lucy Pearson misscs out on before. But I'm matched by the struggle to name any female "Player of the Match" award at a place. confident that the enthusiasm of international, apart from Rachael Bristol. and led the team off the "We're used to working with experienced players the team. If Heyhoe•Flint, a problem which field. -That day was just unreal each other," says Maclee d. and will help me they can could be overcome this winter. just a fantastic experience. this will clearly be another factor throughout'. emulate their with the news that the players are Obviously South Africa will have in their favour But there seem to Sue Redfern has success of In Al= dillaInXt clothing with gone away, improved and be more pressing concerns tor already toured India 1993 then their names printed on the back. assessed their strengths and sonic members of the team than with England in the future Lauri MacLeod. 10, who made weaknesses. but we atmi now the actual cricket itself Macleod 1995. and so will looks her senior debut this year. believes know what they are so we eat; admits: be on hand to give bright. this recognition is "what winnen's counteract them." "rye not really thought much any advice. She cricket needs". But Redfern sounds a note of about the cricket. mute about the says "the trip was lit reinforce their campaign, eaution, building on the atmosphere and the plane trips as a learning NeleallIffonier , England have enlisted the help of experience of kiting to South I'm scared of flying!" experience. but Africa at Taunton, which she She is also worried about know what fin Sue Rattan expens in the men's field. Geoff Arnold. one of the country's explains was "not due to their getting the notorious Vchhi going into this Melissa Reynard bowling experts, has almady, ability, but to our cmplaceney" a mysterious stomach complaint time. The Clue Taylor coached them at Lords. Dermot Confidence without arrogance connected with the consumption World Cup Edwards, England's blg hope for runs m India seems to he firmly on the agenda of curry, common amongst is Plc: Jenny Thompson

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52 Leeds Student, Friday December S 1997 25 WEEKEND FOOTBALL Hollioake leads FUTURES

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December I I Sharjah Champlain' Trophy England v India Preview by Nerved Raja FA Cup Second Round December 12 11-1E Panama hat and stretch Adam Hollioake's squad Pakistan v West Indies to the limits of their talent and Cambridge U v Stevenage pink gin brigade who temperament. Cardiff v Hendon run cricket in this The appointment of Hollioake Cheltenham v Boreham W December 13 Colchester s Hereford West halms v England country tend to regard is a bold one and he will Wahl much needed aggression and a Fulham v Southend the one-day game as noisy persona to the field Grimsby v Chesterfi December 14 the (very) poor relation if his Surrey experience is Hednesfirrtt v Darli India v Pakistan of the longer version. anything to go by, the team will Lincoln C v Etn Macclesfield v %lad Therefore it came as a do well to fallow. December 15 But will this Australianiaation Northampton v Basin Pakistan v England surprise, to say the least, of the team's outlook help make Oldham v /Mac when it was announced England contenders? The Peterborough v Dag December 16 that England would be inconsistency of the test team is Preston v Notts County. India v West, Indies sending a specialist one- not mirrored by the one-day Rotherham v King's. Lynn outfit which has had a fantastic Scunthorpe v Ilkeston T December 19 day squad to compete in record on home soil m Texaco PAKISTAN DELIGHT: England will be hoping not to see this In Sharjah Torquay v Watford THE FINAL the yearly Sharjah trophy series, and whose recent Wigan v York tournament joining demolition of Australia prompted Knight being that man so at But with his ability to lariabeell T v Brixltsl R Steve Waugh to declare them conics down to England's three demoralise any attack he remains Pakistan, India and the most senior tourists. England's most feared weapon West Indies. second best one-day team in the SQUAD world, after Sri Lanka Graeme Hick is drinking in and his batting will be crucial to 1999's World Cup. held in the lust chance saloon although any aspirations of success in the Britain, and the multi-million Woeful the Sharjah atrip should be to the UA• desert. Adam Hollioake (captain) pound windfall it will provide suiting of this flat track bully. FA Caning PAO Alec Stewart (vice captain and for the MCC and counties has But overseas the record is as However he must also face his Insipid woeful as it is good at home. One chief tormentors from the pace AMOrt Villa si Coventry hi wicket-luarper) precipitated the English The need far a strike bowler reason may be the reliance on all- corps of Pakistan and the West Blackburn v &km involvement in one of the also remains to to the Ally Brown munders. The fourteen man Indies and this will tell us much Derby r West Ham English cause, althOugh the world's premier one-day squad is made up of eight all- about whether he can he Leeds Uld v EVCOlell injured Darren Gough would Diiugic Brown events. rounders and three specialist England's talisman in 1999. Leicester v Crystal Palace normally fill this tole, His Sit Lanka's crowning as bowlers and batsmen Graham Thorpe's immense Liverpool v Man Utd f I I . 1.5) Robert Croft absence and the insipid wicket- world champions last war has respectively. While the high talent suggests he could do the Newcastle v Arsenal been a lesson well learned by the number of 'this and that' job but he must rise to the taking threat of Martin. Croft and Tottenham v Chelsea Mark Ealliam Headley show the lack of depth England hierarchy. David cricketers is seen as pun of the occasion as he has palpably the line-up and the need for Matthew Fleming Grareney. chairman of the. recipe for success in England. failed to do in the past. most in selectors, is the our manager. Dominic Cork to make a full Ashley Giles abroad it often exposes the notably, in common with the rest He says: "The World Cup in shortcomings in the techniques of of the team, at last year's World comeback. However, the sheer Ben Hollioake 1999 is crucial. There is a need those chosen to fill the roles, Cup. professionalism of the side. home for intensive pre-planning and we Shaijuh is a batsman's This leaves Alec Stewart. The out of a packed domestic one-clay Deus Headley have never done that before. Sri paradise and for England to Surrey 'Gaffer' was ninny Nationwide League' Lanka did it in the run-up to the schedule coupled with improved Division One Gnome Hick succeed, one of the suokernakers people's choice for the captaincy last world cup. yet nobody in the line-up must come forward but once again was dubiously fielding, and with the definite sense of building for the World Bury v Middlesbrough noticed until it was too late. to take on the likes of Stated passed over. Perhaps it was Nick Knight Cup means that Ealgland's Crewe v Huddersfield want England to emulate them Anwar. Sachin Tendulkar and because the selectors realised he Wolv prospects, although they remain Man City v es Peter Martin and Sharjah is the start of that." Brian Lara. is England's hest chance of Norwich v Sheff Utd least favourites to win the Sharjah. in the United Arab It is hard to see the winning silverware and hence Nottni Forest v Bradford Graham Thorpe tournament, are not going to be Emirates. is the venue for the inexperienced pinch-hitter Ally didn't want to overburden him Birmingham all bleak. P, in Vale v Champions Trophy and will Brown or inconsistent Nick with responsibility. Pi a ismouth r Stoke QPR v SundeHand • Reading v Charlton Swindon t Odetal Kata-putted to success Trannarre r Inawtch West Bivin t Stoekport

140APINweat Air force shot down terinvvitif SATURDAY saw splash and three back-breaking about the hills on each of the three laps. cltatrio history made at RAF The LULl runners enjoyed zia . 4 Cosford as three mixed fortunes, with team captain a — 1011 I members of the LUU Hill coping the hest. coming [fah. 1mi i ' cross-country club Gostling hail an impressive lei Division Three run to come in 24th. beating Scarborough s Rochdale represented the BUSA team-mate Beevers for the first time this season. Saaday 7 [weather national side who beat Pic: Steve Nagger the air force in their Beevers himself disappointed FA Cup Second Round and this unexplained loas of form The LUU runners at Costord (k) The event, run by the Bristol C t 1.0) annual match. brought him in 28th. Martin Gostling, Andy Beevers, THE LlIU Shotokan Bournemouth +. In the junior men's race. Karate squad travelled to Karate Union of Great Andy Beeveta, Martin Mick HIII, Simon Deakin Carling Premiership Gostling and Mick Hill were Simon Deakin. running for Chesterfield last week fur Britain, attracted teams FA all selected for the elite team BUSA North. Laurie in an three BUSA representatives in the the Student "slational from all over the countr, Wimbledon v Southampton 14,0) championships, and the and was hard•fought from of six on the basis of their excellent 5th against both the squad. team medals in the BUSA eross-cownry championships at men's lista team came start to finish. As well as Monday $ Deorathor excellent form for Lill this RAF and other regions. LOU club captain Chris Oxford early next year are away with a bronze medal the men's Kata side, Lill FA Carling Premiership season. for their efforts, writes Luke entered both a men's and Needhiun was delighted with his definitely on the cards." Shelf' Wed v Barnsley 11LO) The course was a true test for team-mate's performances: "With Morley. women's Kumite team, the nmaers with a 50-metre water Ruth Schofield

26 Leeds Student, Friday December 5 1997

Barnsley manager Danny Wilson reveals

YTBALL is a sport think 'They should be ' no other where quashing thew tumours and chic pride is all. Be it preventing this naive front Leeds United vs piing ahead. if only because Interview by Ft the thought of loads of piased. Mmichenter linker'. Amami vs Spurs or Norwich vs Ipswich, up au ay Fans roaming around CHRIS STRAW it's not just about two teams Dublin doesn't even bear playing for places in the thinking about. Wimbledon 1EN you But did he ever imagine it league. It's about supporting a are a team who represent happening ? team that you lave, who South London, Their talk about "Personally I always thought represent a pince stet love, aupporters his there. That's shock we could heat them - I'm against a local rival, be they the was It must stay if our results. confident in oars game we plug. mesas or not. league system is to have am It's not often the bookies or the credibility - or more Wold chestnuts that come ascalled football experts are There are few better feeling. than waking up 00 a impertantly - any pteeionate to mind are Cameroon %ening. but there's always a Saturday morning. winching support. beating Argentina in banana skin waiting around the Football Focus and making corner, and we were Liverpool's that short !anima you're a USTR.U.LANS all over, the 1990 World Cup. this time. I always thought we 'Shute-New United Gin) trip to et. Australia, huve been in Sutton United knocking could win" your home ground to watch Adeep mourning this week Coventry out of the He says it so convincingly that such games. Which is why the alter the tragic demise of a you feel obliged to believe him. rumours surrounding prized national asset_ That's right 1988 FA Cup. and, For Wilson. the %Arena was Wimbled' In a imminent move - their football team, coached by though we try and s.ounx of great satisfaction in to Dublin should fil1 every ['Lennie Terry Vettablee has black it out of our more ways than one. football fan with dived. But faikal to reach the World Cup Of course. there was the the true horror of it all is the finals. memory. England obvious pleasure of three precious tacit approval sweeping the The So w:rote' boss was losing 2-0 to the USA in points gained away from home game for such an awful unable to continent when we 1993. where he might have expected proposal. rung him this week, but a none. But there carte vindication DOING HIS HOMEWORK: Wilson, thorough as ever, checks the form Yon get the feeling that ibis spokesman for the Australian FA In many ways. from a tactical viewpoint too. wouldn't be happening al all if told Leeds Student: "Well, we're Barnsley's 1-0 win over Since Barnsley gained that very well "because different things ninth:ate a money-bags consortium obviously disappointed dint that Liverpool at Anfield a promotion. Wilson has been Another tactic that paid off different players. More than anything. I need to stress that they wanted Premiership football in ponunie bastard Tezea hasn't got fortnight ago is on a similar widely respected as a manager was Wilson's criticism of his Dublin and had chosen us into the eliminators for that who encourages his team to play players in the press following go out and enjoy there times - and Newcastle as their transplant soccer world series thing in plateau. The South an attractive passing game. But their defeat at Southampton, "I ten years later they'll he able to target. Ontx again. fans or Frenchland. I thought that we Yorkshire side, in the top for an away trip to Manchester or certainly had a pop at them in tell the kids about that result they smaller dubs are getting a raw made some impostant gains in flight of English football Liverpool, you might expect his public - which I don't make a got at Anfield. Not many players deal - and nobody cares. ,rust the offensive root. and that for the first time in their team to defend in numbers and habit of doing - because I felt that can do that. the embarrassment in the paper: "Really. it's difficult to because the die-hard Tura had brought in sonic peat history. have spent the sacrifice the passing in order to Wimbledon support oaly fieldsmen, but in the end it was actually say anything, you just numbers around 7,000, nasty run rate that cost us in the game majority of their debut hope that they go out and do men in suits who don't care against Saudi Iran. By the way season rooted in the bottom `Things change so quickly in themselves justice." And if they about football 'except when it did I tell you that we've won the three, suffering heavy don't, Wilson is canny enough to involves their shares) reckon World Boomerang straightening defeats at Arsenal (5-0), acknowledge the line line that they can walk all over them. championships'" football, you never know what's exists between openly registering Think about it - how would home to Chelsea (6-0) and his disappoinunent and accepting you feel if the team who you N a more serious note, at Manchester Utd (7-0). round the corner' that his players are giving their all had supported from the Yorkshire's second So when they travelled to but are simply being outclassed. Southern League to FA Cup Omost famous son (after Anlield, it was totally Ours: and continued success Geoffrey Boycott, naturally) unthinkable that this small get at least a point_ Not so, says just might make one or two of SPFIE their precarious against all the odds in the passed away this week after a club could topple mighty them come to terms with the job ninon, Wilson is bullish in hand. The Liverpool result about Bamsley's chances Premiers. hip were suddenly long illness. Tht wrestling Liverpool and their highly- "If I'm honest. we did that EF world, if there still is one, will suggested I did right" of Premiership survival. While moved to a different city? paid international stars. once against Leicester al home You'd he relatively angry, sure. be a poorer place after the earlier this season," he admits, "I Motivation is clearly a key accepting his undoubted abilities Unthinkable to everyone But Brighton play in death of Mr Shirley Crabtree. compmmised by packing the Fedor for a to like Barnsley as a manager. commentators and Gillingham and Wimbledon alias Big Daddy. He was a except one man - Barnsley's defence and sitting the midfield who are struggling at the foot of writers predicted that Barnsley don't play in Wimbledon, so it consummate professional who manager, Danny Wilson. So back to try and get a result_ We the table and just have not got the would be out of their depth this is possible. Now imagine if it never cheated, never took was it fun for him, putting one got beaten 2-0. But at Liverpool player, of the calibre of. say. Man season. Does Wilson feel that as was a different country. It's all backhander; and never lost to over his self-confessed we had the best intentions to go Utd or Chelsea. it is vital. then. well? very well for Sam Hammen to Giant Haystacks. And he was childhood heroes? and play, although we were that Wilson is able to convince his No Never. We have earned the say that he will pay for much more entertaining than "Fun? It's more than fun - that naturally forced on the back foot charges that they can beat nght to he in the Premiership. and Wimbledon farts to trek to those softies in the WWE He result kept me in a job for another being under that much pressure. technically superior opponents. now that we're here we =1 feel Dublin. but they shouldn't will be sadly missed. week!" So we had to defend, and we dud "It's difficult." he confirms. undermined in any way. shape or have to. It smacks of that nightmare 1 IE Dutch manager scenario - the American Kenning Van Hire has 11111111111111.111 OH DANNY BOY: FACTFILE football-style –franclasing" of Tbeen very busy- football teams. if sumenne has celebrating the announcement enough money over there, they that his team have avoided the BORN: Wigan, 1 January 1960 can simply buy the team and big guns in the World Cup by move it to wherever they like virtue of their seeded place in All the heritage, all the France. But he managed to take PLAYING CAREER: Wigan Athletic 1976-77, Bury 1977-80, memories, all the support. time to e-mail us his stilted Chesterfield 1980-83, Nottingham Forest 1983. Scunthorpe wiped nut in the flash of a details. which read as follows'. cheque honk and a smarmy Vim Diernansland. Van der 1983 (loan), Brighton 1983-87, Luton Town 1987-90, Torn Cruise grin. %%e can't let Valk. Van Gard. Van Erealdieeez. this happen Ad Van Tains. Herti. Van Rental. Sheffield Wednesday 1990-93. Barnsley 1993-95. in Britain. Transit Van Don, Van Coova, And Van Sprokendown, Aye Van as usual, — Hoe. Van inicase, MANAGERIAL CAREER: Barnsley 1994-. nobiels Van Lshincreme, knows Van Morrison. what the Midi van der CLUB HONOURS: League Cup 1988. 1989. FA Est, INTERNATIONAL HONOURS: 25 Northern Ireland caps, 2 goals. BE MANAGERIAL HONOURS: Promotion from Div 1, 1996-7

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Lied, Student, Meta December 5 1997 27 100 Greatest Sporting Moments Na 48: Top Tykes By Danny Wilson IN terms of achieving something against all the or ealfe odds, securing promotion to the Premiership with Barnsley has to be the highlight of my career. his thoughts on management in the Premiership It was just a fantasy, an absolute dream. I don't think anybody believed it even when jam We behest: we tack e.in't de in England. I wish you ihn [king in situations now. But," it actually happened. People sucCetai, but if we can't, it won't could. but every top club will he adds tellingly. "you have got to were walking around in a he theatre) a mental deficiency. have a minimum of six or seven he your own mart.." trance for days and days Money-wise. it would he stupid to foreigners from now on. If the; afterwards, because they just think that we can compete with good for the game I don't we a EING in the Premiership hadn't come to terms with the Leeds or Man titd for example_ problem with it - but if it's going has certainly been a enormity of what the club had hat what we can do is stan 1 an to be dctnmennid, then sernething Blearning timeless fix both done. level terms of commitment and hawild be done " Barnsley and thanager Wilson. The events just aermiel ail Being able to handle foreign who has gained vital knowledge tam tittence" unbelievable. considering all All well and good, but does he since promotion tram the pier= within a squad has the money that was being honestly think that will be become an essential skill for Nationwide League thrown mound, and none of it enough? "I'se always thought we Premiership managers - the eases "Football's a hit like Isosing heing done ley us Lain :Revise As long as wen not of Middlesbrough and Chelsea wally," he obsetars." Teams give A lie of people were upset adrift too early - and spring to mind for differing ixt a little jab. then they take a jab - by our success, especially the fortunately we've managed to mesons - and has presented they don't crime out with all guns bookies, but that just murk it stick in their - there's so many Wilson with another challenge_ blazing. They just sit back and sweeter It was a fantastic time teams in the bottom half of the The foreigners at Barnsley suet you out. and as the pone and when this season started. wears on they look fur mistakes table thin are so alike that. once aren't household names. so one or two people were. still on You get 'earns fighting for their they've all got sonkehing to and then pick them off. The top a high. although they soon sets in. The iises, the 'fear factor' prove. Every one of there has strikers just need a sniff and the came to terms with reality! tame that are least eepected to been a credit to themselves, and ball's in the net Virtually every stay up - as we are - can gain You've got to appreciate that the mistake we've made this season confidence from that as they have Premiership is a hard league to has been punished. You just can't nothing to lose. The other teams play in. From our point of view, afford to give a few chances away will feel the pn.sure. to stay up we've had to settle for second - once you're down, you stay I more and 1 think that's one of the best, and that's no disrespect to down" rezone why we'll survive this the lads. I've had no problems It is a credit to Wilson that he year" with any of them." has learnt quickly and that his It is now generally accepted The successful aralimatisation team have kept pace with the that preserving Premiership status of Barnsley's mini foreign legion other sides at the wrong end of these days means investment in has been due in no small pan to the division. further underlining new players, especially for teams Wilson's man-management style. his growing reputation as .1 coming up from the First which he says is based simply on talented manager. It is this Division. For a club like Barnsley "coninem sense. i tly to react to reputation that has ennsequends who have no great financial clout. situations how I would have seen speculation abound recently getting quality players at a hoped my manager would react about his immediate future. In reasonable price can only he when I was in their place.' particular. it is widely reckoned CONFIDENT: Wilson maintains that his team can stay in the top flight achieved abrael, as a direct result Indeed, as a player Danny that Ron Atkinson is merely of the Bosnian oiling Wilson gained a vast amount of keeping the Sheffield Wednesday chairman wants me here and we're I'd go into management" and puts This is a course of action that experience, he it scoring in league managerial seat warm mad the doing reasonably well. I'm mote it all down to "being in the right Barnsley too have had in take, cup fleets or appearing as an managerial drinks cabinet well than lumpy." place at the right time" Wilson has with names such as Lars international for stocked) until Wilson makes the But he adds that -things change already taken his elite to undreamt Leese, Atjan De Zecuw Northern Ireland. He shots journey down the M1 at the in foothilll so quickly. you never of heighia, and he may yet -snip A and Georgi Hristov played under some of the end of the season. know what's round the corner. them being relegated. Group BrvJi arriving at °aloud'. best managers - he These nmiours have Who knows what'll happen? We'll The roan known on the streets Scotland "The simple reason is quotes Bobby Smith. reportedly infuriated Barnsley just ny and do our best and if of Barnsley simply as "ChXr. chairman John Dennis. who we've done that, nobody will have concludes modestly: -There's lots Morocco the ecorl0MiCS of it" Bob Statile Ron Norway says Wilsrin. —If we had Atkinson and Brian insists that their man is staving anything to complain about" of better managers than mysdr 1.2 million to spend. Clough as men who put. Wilson himself is inure Thus far. Barnsley can have Having said that, his chairman is. in Group B we'd have to bring fiver have "all contributed one philosophical: "At the moment Mile to complain about regenfing no hurry to bring in a "belie man Italy. or six playas in, way or another I'm contracted to Barnsley their manager, a man who says to replace this exciting managerial Chile which you towards my Football Club, As long as the that "personally I had no idea that prospect. Cameroon Austria Group C France South Africa Saudi Arabia 5 Managers for the future Denmark Group D Spain Nigeria Paraguay Bulguria re. Group E Holland ,;. Belgium South Kowa Mexico Gmup 41711 11111114' Germany CHRIS KAMARA CHRIS WADDLE DANNY WILSON RUUD GULLIT BARRY FRY USA Yugoslavia Never afraid to speak his mind, This time last year. Waddle was The tnuch•travellal Northern How many nutnagers can boast Currently riding high near the Iran the harmer Leeds star has come playing under Kamera at Ireland international joined that they won the FA Cup in top of Division Three with to prominence as a =wager at Bradfotd. but halfway through Barnakey in 1993 as assistant to their first year of management' Peterbornugh, Fry has become Group G tietuby Bradford City. the season he left to help manager Viv Anderson. While Gait admittedly renowned as a young man with Romania Colombia In his time there he has seen Sunderland as aid relegation. The following summer, inherited a promising Chelsea great potential. England his side promoted burn Second After failing miserably, the Anderson joined Bryan Robson squad from predecessor Glenn In Fartiimlar, his sensible Tunisia Division, and. alter narrowly ex-England winger moved to at Middlesbmugh and Wilson Huddle. he clearly has his own use of small squads and an avoiding immediate relegation Burnley in the summer to take was put in charge, ideas about the way the game uncannily brilliant buelitess Group H bait, has sleeted his aide into a over as their player-manager. Within three years he has should be played, and his belief acumen have made him one of Argentina the must sought-after coaches strong position in Division One He has not made the best of taken Barnsley into the top in "sexy football" has led to JaPan and they may well be play-off ; starts with the team, who have flight for the first time in their many commentators tipping his in English football. Jamaica candidates in the latter stages of already crashed out of the FA history, and has already been team as potential Premiership He's vet} popular in Croatia dubbed "Gsxf" by the locals. champions this year. Birmingham, too. the reason. Cup to lowly Rotherham. The Worki Cup begins on Awe 10 55 Leeds Student Ire N n~ulusu~l ■nd mearelono nown.A. SpORT Ow CRICKET SPECIAL 3

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!-- FEVER PITCH Scotland face champions in World Cup opener as England get luck of the draw

The 1998 World Cup Draw By Chris Straw GLENN Hoddle was The eyes of the world will he on the Scots when they line visibly delighted last up against the South Amen= night as England were maestros in the opening match drawn in one of the at the brand new Saint Denis stadium in Pans on June 10. potentially easier The other tears in the World Cup groups. group - Norway and Morocco - At the Stade Velodrome should pose Ictzs of a problem. in Marseilles. the draw for and this gives Scotland a the first round left F,ngland realistic chance of twogrmsion facing Romania. Colombia to the knockout phase for the lust time ever. and Tunisia for a place in With the luck of the draw on the last sixteen of next his side. Noddle must now summer's finals in France. fancy his side's chances of Manwhile. Craig Brown's claiming the ultimate reward. Scotland were handed the draw Last night, however. he refused they was dreading as they to get too excited, merely were placed in the same group saying: "I'm not displeased us world champions and top with the way things have turned seeds. Brazil. out."

ENGLAND'S FIXTURES Marseilles, June 15: England v Tunisia Toulouse, June 22: Romania v England Lens, June 26: Colombia v England

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