ill a DECEMBER 5, 1997 StudentVOL 28: ISSUE NO..1 I PLUS: GET FESTIVE WITH COMIC GENIUS HARRY ENFIELD lo We ve had a really h pw weeks' - Ijwmr anti, ftinterview they all really really want - the Spice Girls reveal all to Juice IT'S SNOW JOKE FOR ARCTIC TOM DEATH STUNS HALLS Eating disorder claims life of postgraduate AN ANOREXIC student weighed just By MATT GENEVER six stones when he was found dead friends at Oxley Flats for days prior to in his room by cleaners, an inquest the discovery of his body last week. beard on Tuesday. The 29-year-old Cambridge graduate Kevin Jenkins, a Geography and had been working as a site warden at the Geology Masters student at Leeds flats since moving in at the beginning of N-ICE AND EASY: Medic Tem Agornbar prepares for his trip Pi= Alys Tomlinson University, had not been seen by his PAGE 11, COLUMN 5 FULL. STORY • PAGE 3 SIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Features 13-15, Outlook 17.23, Sport 2428. Plus 28-page Juice magazine ' 2 NEWSDESK 243 4727 16, drastic measures, Found empty beer honks down back of sofa Leeds Student but luckily no food. Also Minerva's moan replaced scummy loo roll with And= which held in secret This week in Diary of a failed sex fiend turned arty student store in my room. Nnusenwtir 3pin so had that needed with new Bobhi ask for Jeremy as birthday may put up with cheap and England and Wales' plenty of Brown make-up. Prefer to stick prmeat.WhiCh reminds me - nasty but some of us have time to get ready to that rather than go for must now nag all family and standard.s. best student news- for evening out L'Oreal longlastine rubbish show loyalty and love so Wednesday 7 Parents here. Saturday at Majestyk. which stays on all day. pa actually receive some pressies Loads of attention. great food. paper limey licks Great night. VIP night, so very washes off with soap and water. next week. Must sound realty presents. and lots of love! Ah. window is excinxi Personally believe am Surely a contradiction in terms, ruthless and horrible, but Now just have to prepare for NEWS absolutely always a VIP. but it's just that for if washes off with water. promise not really. lust that tomorrow - bought suck-in fabulous. other people don't necessarily would not stay on all day. when you're not getting regular knickers, bottles of Wertz and Union Took Dors recognise fact. Soccer bloke AdveruseN must think we're sex, you mast turn to material new lipstick. and co mod was there. David closest to all completely dumb. Well, 1 possessions to stay breathing. Thursday: Tao stunned to cards: easy town to nude orgasm I've ever seen him. suppose most commoapeople Without new Kookai trousers write - while completely money for list for birthday Sunday: Failure to punts' are. Does accuses Me of being a wouki hyperventilate. blurred blotto drunk on gifts needed. Had night slightly disorientated my snob. but I take that as Thesday: Big day drawing chaingers - David offered to fraudsters lunch in restaurant new found glamour puss compliment. Like to take most near. Must tidy house all over take me to Paris for birthday stance, but decided that new things as compliments. for ea rents when they visit treat He wants to be mote than pages 4.5 there which was ties nice. and then humped into apparently year would start after birthday Monday: Still getting over tomorrow. Hoover is just friends, Very scared of cliche, Michael Hurehence's death. spitting out rather than sucking COMMENT famous footballer, according, to on Thursday, and being a but Christmas shopping in gay [XIV id . He got so excited that better, manner woman would Can't believe one of sexiest in. Rather like sonic girls when Pans sounds too mod to refuse. thought he had sported bargain enable me to get all blokes just men alive is dead. Now only they are you know whatting Catn't had Dors to ask her what Education of the month Chanel set, but falling at feet My feet - not Want a tine-ter-sae with Jeremy. Can't lined a duster anywhere. to do! Maybe should oan.sult chiefs are. was simply some common: fotaballers' fiat. Spent clay in PaXinittl. Can't watch A Perfect so using fnend's t-shirt instead. horoscope for answer. Need soccer spoil Went home for bed getting beauty sleep - not Day without crying. 'Mink will Well desperation calls for these triviality in stick stressful times. going an Ox-bridge too fi3r page 6 WOMEN'S BUS SERVICE IN DANGER AFTER CUTBACKS FEATURE Troubled times: Hyde Arlin 1, Park's tar- nished repu- tation pages 1415 Minibus threat A vital minibus service that offers protection to lone women is facing closure due to lack Santa Claus is of funding and support. coming to a The women's safety BY MATT GEHEVER shopping cen- bus at LMU will be axed tre near you unless the union can raise our overall expenditure budget is again under great pressure pages 56-19 £ 12,00(1 a year, leaving but the grant to the students' female students with no union has been held at a stable SPORT alternative but to walk level. home alone. "It is for the union to determine how to spend the Have you got The service has been in money available to it, but the oil-son? trouble since the university unfortunately we arc unable withdrew its funding two to give additional earmarked years ago and LMUSU had funds as we were able to do to foot the bill. in the past." page 21.24 But it now looks as though this money may no longer Money he available It now looks certain that the Attacks buses will nut he running in the summer term. but ice Ed White, co-ordinator campaigners hope they will Wag& roe lilt of the bus service at Beeketts be seen again next year. Park. said: "With all the attacks But LMUSU exec arc still on students at the moment the trying to decide whether they with people abusing the system "Just because it is used by students' union should safely buses provide a very can afford to attribute the extra and using it as a taxi service." only a small number of people definitely provide. sensible and vital alternative money needed for the service. doesn't mean it's useless. "I can't believe that the money to walking. Jim Evaus, vice president Useless Anything that makes students isn't being made available for • "However, with our current of Conununications. explained: feel safer at night has got to a" this has provoked anger financial problems. LUU seem We have to look at whether But he worth it." Campaigners now hope from students who would see to be able to provide a Rolls we can justify spending money Law finalist Debbie Winter that the publicity campaign it as a disgrace if the minibuses 11 • : it) Royce service in comparison." on the buses every year if they added: "It does seem like a combined with pressure on were taken off the road. Mike Wilkinson, LM1.1 are only used by a minority lot of money but I do think LMUSU will safeguard the \ secretary, defended the decision Annabel Miller, Social 13,..pAFP i,III=L-gli.in firc ri D 11--, ca.tii-eiziA of people. that it is one service that a service's future. to axe the funds: "Thi s 'Scar --The problem also comes Sciences fresher at LMU, said: OFF LICENCES MO CIAO Li CP LATE NIGHT TAXIS Blaneys Victoria Wine Royal Cars Streamline 15 North Lane, Headingley 33 Orley Road, Headingley (230 5000) (244 3322 / 245 9492) (275 1537) (278 3552) TAKE AWAYS Parkways Telecabs Oddbins Vin Extraonlinaire Kashmir's Rearkeumnt - Sun: 6:30pm 11:30pm (274 4441) (263 6666 263 0404) 61 Orley Road. Headingley 2 St Anne's Road, KirkstaU Mean Clikrti70 (245 3058) Oakwood Chinese (274 7483) (274 7483) - free delivers open from (249 5329) City Cabs Speedline 5prn-4em (246 9999) (244 1444) Thornville Mini Market Meanwood Supermarket. 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She said: "When he contacted us to Tom Agombar is conditioning use our freezes we thought be was having himself for his trip across the a laugh but we were happy to help. island of Spitsbergen next spring "Most of the time he will be sitting in the dark which won't be very nice." by taking his regular I 2-hour Tom, a member of Leeds University sabbaticals in the local Iceland Mountaineering club, has got a similar freezer.