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PUCUSH03 DY THE STUDENTS OF THE COLLEGE OF WOOSTER A COKMUrTY NEWSPAPER September 11, 1987 Goeld To Opem Foraen By Wiffiam Van Cleave

Alexander Agassiz Professor of Zool- entirely on his armchair analysis in for his writing including the National ogy at Harvard University and celebrated which he documents his ignorance of Book Circle Award for The Mismeasure author Stephen Jay Gould is to speak at tests, test construction practices, and ofMan, He has written essays on a the College of Wooster on Wednesday, statistics." monthly basis for Discover and Natural September 16 as the first participant in Mark Wilson, professor of geology History and these essays have been col- the fall Wooster Forum Series entitled here at Wooster and the person who -- lected in several books. However, these i "Human Nature, Human Choices.'' suggested The Mismeasure, ofMan for collections only tell half of the story of - - Could, a well known paleontologist, is First Year Seminar this year, says that his writing accomplishments. His oth- r- the author of the much debated The it is "good as a seminar text, but if er works include Darwin's Legacy Mismeasure ofMan, which makes its viewed solely as an account of intelli- (1977), The Formation ofVegetable way into the lives of the class of 1991 gence studies it has serious flaws." Mold ThroughThe Actions of Worms "7 this year by means of First Year Semi- Regardless of the quality of this par- with Observations on Their Habits nar. ticular piece of literature, Gould is a (1985), and the recent "Nasty Little Magazines aiming to catch the pub- very interesting and brilliant man. He Facts," which found its way into The lic's eye are generally very positive received his BA. in 1963 at Antioch Best American Essays 1986. This more about this book. In fact The New York College and went on to write his doc- recent essay concerns the discovery of a Times Book Review states that it is "a toral dissertation on fossil land snails of live trigordan, an organism which was book.-whi- brilliant and important ch Bermuda at Columbia University. He thought to be extinct. contains a good deal that is positive and received his PhX in paleontology in - But the interest in this man does not fa- constructive.'' On the other hand scien- -- 1967 and became an assistant professor only lie in his scholarly life. His - " tific journals almost without exception of geology at Harvard. Fouryeara later have claimed mat the book is flawed. he became an associate professor., and grapher in Queens. He was also a The American Journal ofPsychology then in 1973 he was promoted to full Marxist and an amateur naturalist, who

in- ' ; was somewhat surprised to for example claims that in some professor. - . probably stances "Gould's evaluation is based Gould has received numerous awards Continued on Page 3 Review Revived, Garners New Advisor '-- Stephen Jay Gould shown underneath favorite diooganr- -' Photo ?! By Michael Firmie v . by Eric Taylor (News Services if 'f Questions about the future of The consuming position of adviser to the lection of short stories won him the zine's production and management. This Week's f Wooster Review after the departure prestigious Hopwood Award for Fic- 1 like a community working toward About literary journal, according to the r: former adviser Michael Allen can tion. ' a common goal." said Moore. ' Banner... of chairman of the English department, - answered. With the ap- Even though he is still unpacking his Moore believes that student involve- i finally be Henry Herring. pointment of new English department belongings, Moore is already plan- ment would be an interesting and val- The banner in mis week s Voice ning a number of changes for the Re- uable experience for students, and that from the May t, 1970 is- and Black Studies department Professor Moore, who recently re- was taken view . He strongly feels it lacks the it would reduce production costs con- Vcicei Drushal, faculty member Steven Moore this ceived his graduate degree from the sue otThe Wooster cultural diversity needed to be a suc- siderably. either side, of the Voice year TheWooster Review will once University of Michigan, is experi- quoted on cessful literary magazine. He be- Presently, he is working on getting College again have an adviser. Without a re- enced in fiction and has been involved ktgo, was president ofThe lieves submissions from writers and some possible grants which will im- Wooster.''' ' ' placement tor Michael Allen, who in many creative writing programs. of I , essayists of diverse ethnic back- prove the budget, and with contacts story in tha May 8. began the Review back in 1983, it At the University of Michigan he did The headline such as third world women, in publishing houses in New York shooting ' was only happenstance that Moore his dissertation on the structure of grounds 1970 issue was the famous and Indians would and Michigan, he feels a magazine of by - feminists, blacks Kent State University students offered to take on the time- - James Baldwin's novels, and his col-- of give the Review the unique quality this quality could be distributed on a National Guardsmen during student that makes a literary magazine stand national levcL protests of US government policy in What's Inside aspirations in mind for columns, commentary, out among other top area journals. With these Southeast Asia. The paper also fea- A veritable cornucopia of Moore is also associated with several the future, Moore knows he will need tured stories on local protest activi- including:- - and other neat stuff well-know- n and highly popular writ- the interest and involvement of stu- ties organized by College ofWooster ers such as poet Maya Angelou and dents to have a successful magazine. students, faculty and administration. Spotlight on South Africa Michael Thelwell, author of The Once he has settled in at Wooster. Copies of issues of 77hr Wooster organizing meetings Thoughts on a summer trip to Nicaragua Harder They Come. Moore hopes to Moore will be Voice m far back a the 1930s are Studies Dept.) submissions from these writ- for interested students to become Downwind From Kauke(on the Black receive , on file n the Voice office. Until a for fo- members of The Wooster Review Stratton on the Marine Richards Show ers and others of equal stature permanent new banner is adopted for The Writer's Block am Review issues. staff. mis year's Voice, the newspaper wifl is m-cre-ase (on Sex and Condoms) Another desire of Moore's to feature several banners published at Back Talk -- Nowhere Fast (yet again) campus involvement. He Many and profuse thanks to all various points in Voice history. Shiltsy Goes mentioned the art and graphics depart- Commentary on the Tie-dy- e Graze vv. those whoJielped out on this ment for possible cover and interior ' -- Sports, a letter from a cynic, Walsh discusses Frosh Semi- tssve!!' . See Banner. Contest, page-- on Tim design. He would like to see students nar, a review of the new Echo album, and a feature involved in all aspects of the maga Anderson. - ft r Pge2. ' The Wooster Voice South Africa

By Ridurd Grouse ment managers. The managers were Violence and repression in South escalating bloodshed and tyranny in curity forces. They pay taxes to the companies might remain in the port- instructed to divest from these compa- Africa drag on. We recently wit- that country, as well as die example government and provide capital. credit folio if it could be demonstrated that nies within the next two years, tim- min-eworke- South Africa nessed a massive strike of black rs. set by other colleges nationwide that and technology for the South African the good they did in ing the sales as they thought best the Largest in the nation's had implemented various divestment economy. Divestment was seen as a clearly outweighed the harm caused Not included in the Est is a history. South Africa's blacks policies. tool to motivate US companies to by their presence. group of are about a dozen pharmaceutical still grossly underpaid and lack even There were meetings, petitions, and end their involvement in the country. The process of divesting began soon companies that sell medical supplies in the most bask freedoms that we take demonstrations, including a week-lon- g In the spring of 1986. partly in re- after the new policy was adopted. On South Africa. The College is in the for granted, such as the right to vote, campout across the street from sponse to student pressure, the Trus- June 30 of 1987 the College's invest- process of analyzing these companies freedom of speech, and the right to Lowry Center. In the following fall, tees formed a committee to consider ments in companies with investments assess move freely throughout the country. students began to meet with the Trus- alternative investment policies and to in South Africa included 16 compa- to whether their presence in mil- South Africa does more American corporations serve lo sup- tees of the College who have respon- make a formal recommendation to the nies with a total value of S5.2 good than port this unjust system of apartheid. sibility for Woosters investments. Board. The committee consisted of lion. This compares to 21 companies harm. Thus, those you As far back as 1972. students at Students raised their concerns and Trustees, students, faculty, and ad- worth $7.6 million on June 30 of of who contributed Wooster have been concerned about urged the Trustees to move quickly to ministrators. This committee met 1986. These reductions came about to the divestment movement will be the "Impact of our college's invest- divest. Demonstrations continued during the spring, summer and early partly as a result of divestments, and glad to know that Woosters divestments on the Hack majority in South and the movement gained momentum fall of last year. partly because of the marry recent cor- ment program is moving along at a Africa. r V as more students became aware of the The policy which it recommended, porate withdrawals from South Afri- good pace. As individuals we must In the spring of 1985. groups of stu- situation. and which the Board of Trustees ac- ca. Further divestments have been continue to maintain our awareness dents began to raise concerns about Bascially, those favoring divestment cepted, provided that over the next made since then, but more recent fig- and do what we can in the struggle the College's investments in US argued that American corporations three years the stocks and bonds of ures were unavailable. against the exploitative, dehumaniz- companies with subsidiaries in South provide fundamental support to the most US companies with operations Quite recently the College sent a list ing apartheid system. Let us hope Africa. Though students had voiced white South African government. in South Africa would be divested and of 146 companies, virtually all the that our past' "d future efforts help such concerns before, die issue took They provide strategic goods and ser- that no new investments in such companies which still have opera- bring South Africa closer to a just, on new significance in light of the vices used by the South African se companies would be made. A few tions in South Africa, to its invest democratic and peaceful society Commentary: Nicaragua By John Hemann

This past summer, the writer trav- North American and the average Cen- idea in Nicaragua. The United States America in our image, based on our culture, education, and infrastructure. eled to Nicaragua. His thoughts on tral American have very few common began democratic nation-building in values, beliefs and history. We are The policies of our government to- the trip, and the issues surrounding it experiences. 1776; the Nicaraguans were not per- not, as we should be, trying to ward the region are a product of ig- follow. Yet when our government interacts mitted to unul 1979. strengthen individual countries by norance rather than knowledge and of with' the governments of Central The Reagan administration's working with them to develop agri fear rather than logic. America, it makes certain demands is also hypocritical. Honduras. Gua- If you go to Central America you that assume that we share a common temala, and El Salvador have all had discover a couple of things very history, a common economic and elections in the 1980's. However, all quickly. One is that the people, the class structure, and a common set of three elections were charades, con- land, the history and nearly everyth- individual and societal needs. On top demned by almost every independent News Briefs ing else is really very different than it of this the policy makers in Wash- observer. The While House and Con- By Doug Isenberg is here in the United States. The sec- ington. DC make different demands gress insist on holding Nicaragua in ond thing you discover is that there on the Nicaraguans than they do on a different light than they hold the Israeli bombers attack Pales- pected aid will still be less than the are many myths about Central Amer- the Salvadorans, and difTerent requests other countries in Central America tinian bases and kill 41. At amount desired by Hanoi, but it is ica mat are both believed and spread to the Hondurans than they do to the because Nicaraguan leaders are Marx- least 4 Israeli jets bombed five Pales- hoped mat it will be sufficient to by our leaders. These Dungs may or Guatemalans, and hold them all to ists. tinian guerrilla bases in southern help resolve some 70 cases of miss- may not surprise you, but I suspect different standards than those by Because of msensitivity and hypocri- Lebanon on Saturday. September 6. a ing US military men m the country. that they might surprise many pf our which they judge themselves. This sy, U.S. policy in this very sensitive Jewish Sabbath day. The attack was There are an estimated 2400 MIAs in leaders. part me - hypocrisy is a result of fear (which, of world is doing nothing the most deadly of the 22 this year. the region. . , US Central American policy is like cultural insensitivity. is a prod- but breeding unrest. The superpow- Spain to have US remove mil- UJi. Secretary General to vis- fundamentally distorted by two fac- uct of ignorance), and it acts to dis- ers have created a situation where the itary bases. Madrid had requested a it ing attack in which French forces, tors. The first is a result of simple tort reality when policy decisions are governments of Central America are reduction in the US miliary presence assisting Chad, shot down one of the ignorance and was described to me by made. absolutely dependent on aid from the in Spain, but due to lack of progress bombers. Meanwhile, Libya has US-Spani- a Peace Corps volunteer as "cultural Nicaragua is fed by Marxists; this is First World. The people of Hondu- in the sh talks, the Spanish made rt "Mining remarks lo France, insensitivity." Cultural insensitivity a fact that no one disputes. Because ras. Nicaragua. El Salvador and Gua- government may have the United stating mat the French nation is has to do with an inability to under- they are Marxists our government temala have been made pawns in an States close its four military bases by pouring "oil on the fire' and that "All stand and accept a different way of sees them as a threat to our national ideological struggle which has noth- May 1989. The move is a result of a French people should realize that the life. Central America is not the security and consequently makes ing to do with the issues mat really referendum passed in March 1986 ' situation could be dramatic." United States, nor is it anything like much harsher and more unrealistic de- face them. which demanded a lessening of US Iran and Iraq later this week. Nica- Marry it. Roads without potholes in mands of the Sandimsta government. campesinos in Honduras have military presence if Spam were to re- Javier Perez de Cuellar will visit the ragua are the exception rather than the For example, the Reagan administra- no idea how to farm the lulls in main in NATO. two countries' capitals on me condi- rule. In the department of Ocoto-pequ-e tion has insisted that it will stop aid which they live. The poor in Guate- Philippine colonel vows tion that bom sides agree to a cease- ' to in Honduras (an area larger than to the Contras only when Nicaragua mala City live in ghettos where mere continue fighting. CoL Gregorio fire while he is in the region. After a Wayne County) there is not a tele- elections. There are are as many scrawny, has "democratic'' underfed dogs "Gringo" Honasan. the rebellious of--' three-da- y respite Iraq resumed its phone. In Guatemala rou- as buses are three fundamental reasons why this there are dirty, malnourished chil- ficer who led the August 28 coup at- bombing of Iranian oil carriers stal- tinely emptied and thoroughly is ludicrous. dren. Managua, an industrialized cap- demand tempt, justified his action, calling it ing that it would abide by a cease-fir- e 'who searched by heavily armed soldiers. The first two have to do with cultural ital, is full of campesinos have "an initial necessary step to set anew only if Iran guaranteed it would do Throughout Central America peo- insensitivity. The Nicaraguans had been driven from their homes by the direction for our country and people." likewise. ple are not immune to the parasites elections in 1984. and they are very war and have absolutely no idea how Honasan is currently in hiding, but Chad takes offensive la war that live in unclean water; they live proud of these elections. The sugges- to live in an urban environment. various factions in the military have with Libya. This past weekend with them in their intestines. Every tion that this election was not legiti- People in El Salvador are fed full of expressed solidarity with his efforts. Chadlan forces conducted a damaging twenty-year-ol- d El Salvadoran, Nicar-agua- n, mate, when in fact international ob- rightist, leftist, and centrist propa- US to permit charitable aid to raid on a Libyan air base killing over Honduran and Guatemalan has servers have determined that it was. ganda; they have no choice whether Vietnam upon pledge to assist 1.700 Libyans. The raid followed a lived through years where people in greatly offends the Nicaraguans who to believe one or another position be- in resolving cases of MIAs. Libyan bomb. his country have been killed in large participated in it. Our government cause they cannot read. The move marks a new effort on the . numbers because of their ideas and also fails to recognize that participa- When it comes right down to it, part of the US to expand relations News compiled from The New York beliefs. In other words, the average tory democracy is a relatively new we are trying to build Central a with Vietnam. If successful, the ex Times and The Columbus Dispatch. Tht Wooster Voice Anderson Joins Westminster

By Sarah Kotchea Woost- Tim Anderson has recently joined and devetopment work. In addition to ports divestment. He .feels that he that he has liked the people at develop- The College of Wooster community his refugee work in Zaire, Anderson has a pretty good feel for South Afri- er and is "looking forward to as the new Associate Minister for spent part of his time teaching high ca. While in Zaire, he worked in a ing a closer sense of community Westminster Church. Anderson was school. v war zone area and saw many starving within the church." . bom and raised in Sacramento, Cali- After leaving Zaire, Anderson did and starved people. He was very Head pastor Barbara Dua is enthusias--. fornia. He graduated from Whitworth some traveling throughout Africa. He moved by what he saw and would tic about having Anderson with the College, a small, liberal arts, Presby- spent a month in South Africa, one like to see South Africa avoid a blood Westminster Church. "Livery, intel- terian school in Spokane, California. month in Brazil and then came back bath, but he fears mat it may be too ligent, abundant creativity, and genu- majored in to the United States. late. He believes that Reagan does At Whitworth. Anderson ine caring are phrases that describe in French. Upon his to the US, Anderson only the minimal for South Africans. literature and minored return Tim Anderson. I feel privileged to After graduating from Whitworth. took on a Berkeley working Anderson is also concerned about the job at work with him and I believe that his Anderson joined the Mermonite Cen- with violent schizophrenic adoles- situation 'of the people in Central ministry here holds great promise." tral Committee, one of the liberal cents. He worked for one year and America where he has also had exten- Anderson's position at Westminster arms of the Mermonite mission then stayed on at Berkeley to attend sive work experience. awareness will add a new dimension to the . An-- ; Semi- In addition to raising about thrust. As apart of his training. the San Francisco Theological sensitivity and political -- church. His to, for six May, 1987, his political concerns, Anderson derson was sent Brussels nary. He graduated in views will most likely prove to be m Presbyteri- hopes to contribute in other ways to months to Ieam French. While and was ordained into the stimulating to the College communi- U i worked within the August. the campus and community. He Brussels, Anderson an Church in ty as well as the Wooster communi- i in Catholic Church with handicapped As a result of his background and would like to help organize and start Current- ty. Anderson will be installed in the adults.- - experience. Anderson brings different discussion groups. New Associate Minister Tim Andersor. work Westminster Presbyterian Church on Wooster certain views ly he is working with the Seekers on Photo by News Services Upon completion of his work in with him to Sunday. September 13. Brussels, Anderson spent two years and opinions. Because of his work in Thursday evenings, a support group in Zaire where he did refugee relief Africa, Anderson very strongly sup for college students. Anderson says ' " : -- --4 :i ' st--.- Richards Show Opens

By Amy Stratum .

Although the name Maxine Richards an informal display which includes tries to convey in her animal subjects has a striking use ofperspective and a may not ring a bell at first for most prints, several pencil drawings and a sense of their individual conscious- dramatic play in the contrasts be- of the College of Wooster communi- mixed media drawings. Her primary ness and intelligence. tween light and dark. answers ty, she is a visiting professor of art, medium has been printmaking, al- Richards said she likes to combine This exhibit provides few to might have about the filling the vacancy left by George Ol- though she expressed a special love abstract and representational images, questions one Gould Continued Richards' artistic talent and . son, who is on sabbatical this year. for drawing. Her main interest is in but resists having her work classified range of wishes Continued from Page 1 - - addition to her teaching responsi- conveying tonal values and focusing as surrealistic While several prints the particular interests she to In " ,'-.'- - t' - through art. rather ...... bilities, she is designing a book on line quality. "More man anyth- contain elements of surprise and an express her It child-lik- one with the hope that Rich- cover for French author Annie Le ing." she said. 1 want spontaneity in appealing e innocence leaves learn of his son Stephen s hrst amu- - another opportunity to Brun. Richards is also involved in the line quality." Indeed, her loose (etarnorphosis", for example, . ards will have Don. ineyoungiepnen wanieoiooc -- more. She has displayed her creating the illustrations for a book lines do convey a certain feeling of shows several transition phases as a show a garbage collector because, as his essay work at the university gallery at Tul- teDs by an Argentinian poet-Susa- nna spontaneous action. The lines tend figure with animal attributes becomes entided "The Telltale Wishbone" of poetry Nelson- sub-jecttmctr- untitled-prin- Thenon, Some of the relief to suggest the presence of her ian a fully human Mauve, and an t sa and the sales galleries of the us, be uaxo Trie rawing oi cans am me -- -Atkins Gallery and the Oakland prints for this project win be hung in actually define them. ofa horse that lacks naturalistic whir of me comprrsaor." This career dream- Museum. MacKenzie Gallery along with other Several of the drawings she chose to proportions has a mystical, choice changed to paleontology when he samples of Richards' work. exhibit are rather unpolished studies -- like appearance X some of her pencil saw his fimTyrannosaurus Rex skele- drawings are more ambiguous. One ton. Apparently, while he was staring The exhibit of her work runs from . whose subjects are frequently human September 7 through October 2. It is and animal figures. She said that she untitled print of an architectural form someone nearby sneezed and young Ste- Fulbright Scholarships .. phen was terrified mat the skeleton A Look at the Lowry Art Wall would fall on him. He was amazed Offered ' when he found that it stood unmoved by By Susan M. Gale r piece was stolen, but later returned. the sneeze. wandered through from as far back as the late 1960's . If you have ever In 1965, just two years after he grad- mere and are drawn from the printmaking Unfortunately, for these reasons, Lowry Center or have been uated from Antiocrj,rernarriedrborah classes offered by the art department. sculpture will probably not be shown waiting for a late friend for hmch in pursuing a field artist, like Gould's mother. both art majors and in Lowry Center again unless special Seniors interested Arm Lee. an then you have probably noticed the The prints, by -- sculpture cases are installed. of interest overseas(study or a part i Stephen and Deborah have two chil- which is non-major- s, were saved by George Lowry Art Wall. This wall consider apply- also sings -- The SJLB. art committee is a non-fund-ed cular project) should dren, Jesse and Ethan. He on the main floor as you walk into Olson of the art department and the , committee. To continue its ing for a Fulbright Scholarship. baritone with the Boston Cecilia Socie- the building, contains art that can be majority were matted by student . committee receives a 20 Deadline for application is October 7 ty, anesteemed amateur group, and is a interesting, strange, and sometimes Anne Hevener. work the and therefore interested students , fan of the New York Yankees All of Curtis is excited about this show. commission from all art work sold controversial. Prof. Pablo Valencia provides an interesting background Art Wall has shown from the wall This past summer the should contact this Although it often seems to appear Since the Lowry information-an- d feels of Betty Water was being sold (Kauke 243) for further for Gould the lecturer. James Gorman, magically by itself, keeping the wall art work from other colleges she work mat so quickly that it was difficult to application forms. a reporter for Discover magazine states adorned is. a busy job. Nan Curtis, a the show is a chance "to show full. that "when Gould lectures the twists and there are artists here at Wooster" as keep the wall ' senior, is the Student Activities turns of a thought can be followed in "to get a -- Future shows promise to add more (S-AJJ- is welt Saying she wants Board .) art chairperson and the smile that a subtle insight brings to little of everything" Curtis included excitment to Lowry's wall. Curtis in charge of keeping Lowry's walls in his face, or in the vigorous hand motion etchings, wood cuts, embossings, and has planned, among others, shows of a captivating state. uses to delineate the structure of his prints as a part of the show. clothing, alumni works, comic he The show currently lining the wall color Wilson, who has for the job as art strips, and die work of a woman argurnent.Professor "Wooster Students.--Past Curtis is qualified is prints by torch. heard Gould speak on numerous occa- origi- chairperson as she is an art major in whose art is done with a blow ' and Present." This replaces the sions, claims that he is an "excellent sculpture and has had a show herself So, the next time that friend is late nally scheduled show by alumnus speaker? and at the same time " bit ec- in Lowry Center. Curtis' show "Body or you just want to avoid doing LS. Mark Conkle. It will run until Sep- centric" Regardless ofhow one inter- Language" took place at the end of take a walk down Lowry's art way tember 19. This show contains prints prets Gould's TH Mismeasure ofMan, last semester. It contained a contro- and view the art work . Who knows, by Douglas Beresford. a Wooster seems mat we are in for quite a treat versial piece that was placed at the perhaps you will be viewing the art- -' it graduate, who continued after college ' when he visits the campus on Septem- spiral staircase which . work of a future famous, artist to work in the printmaking field. bottom of the Chapel. Another ber 16 to speak in McGaw The current show contains prints was eventually destroyed. s -. .- ' .') . ,.t ? ,.n', ii, .;'l.i'i.v 1. - Page 4- - The Wooster Voice

EcelhoDj IElfa(D9 IE(eIh(D Banner Contest I Announced Design Voice Banner Win By The Tall Guy and the Other $10 bly their most accessible work to god. McCulloch is weary of relig- One date. Lead singer Ian McCulloch ious organizations (surprise!) but has The Wooster Voice is sponsoring a sounds, in this album, like Bono, but compassion for and longing for direc- contest for the design of a new ban- Echo and the Bimnytnen sprouted unlike U2's frontman, he does not tion from God himherself. ner for the 1987-198- 8 school year. from that fertile city Liverpool of torture every syllable. Another strong point is the fine sing- The banner should measure approx- which has given us bands such as Some of the themes are the same as ing of McCulloch. His is a voice imately 10.5 inches by 2 inches. It Teardrop Explodes. Julian Cope and in their previous release; one being that can assume many shades; from should include the words The some obscure sixties band be- that that of religion. On "Over You" Ian hip European drone to an all-o- ut Wooster Voice." It should be execut- longs in the same dump as those all croons "a dream is a meansto an end rocker. Drummer Pete De Freitas is ed in black and white and should be - other dinosaur bands. of the thingsthat will tempt you die anchor of the the band, and his reproducible. Gray shading can be And speaking the sixties, we of awayfrom the path to the true way methods really liven the songs into added to die banner by the printer might mention here that the Bunny-me-n in." On the second side, he also dance gems. only. have become obsessed with four sings of a "new direction." Planned On the bad side, the Bunnymen are Entries will be accepted from any lads from that era. namely. The or not, the Bunnymen are on the augmented by an army of marginal College of Wooster student. They Doors. They even went so far as to same spiritual quest that Bono sings . keyboardists, with the least inspired should be submitted to the Voice of- employ up Ray Man-zar-ek washed "Retro" about on "The Joshua Tree." On the fice before 6:00 p.m. on Tuesday, to play keyboards award going to "Grandpa" Manzarek, LSOACT on the new closing tune, "AH My Life," for ex- September 29. Entries will be album, and recently a cover who tinkles the keys on the lame recorded ample, the religion motif again judged by die Voice editorial board. "People "Bedbugs and Ballyho." His solo can of are Strange" that was so shows itself: "Oh how the times The winning banner will be fea- faithful to the original that was ru- be found on any Doors album, with it have changed usSure and now uncer- tured in the Voice throughout the mored that a certain gravesite twice the vitality. iSscSmws in tainMen not devils have claimed us next two semesters, and its designer France was issuing de- For The Tall One, a new- press releases Purity desertingGod's one miracle ourselves. will receive a S10 prize. nying responsibility. comer tp Echo and die Bunnymen tamftMH-tnaa-Aoao- Mt Lost in circles." Any questions about banner re- The B --men's new album, pretentious- really enjoyed die album, while The The strengths of this album include quirements or contest rules should be ly titled "Echo and the Bunnymen." Other Guy. a longtime fan, is waiting an emotional McCulloch wrestling directed to Lisa FeHerman, Layout is a move away from 1984's for their next album to restore his "Ocean with themes of lonliness. trust, lost Editor, at campus box 3187 or cam- Rain" (their last release faith. of completely and found faith, the subtleties of diffi- pus extension 27S7. new material) which included baroque cult relationships, relationships with Many thanks to Westwood Connec- sound and heavy orchestration. No, other people and with a bewildering tions for providing the albumfor this tfilsca BosVstcrii this is not a sell-ou- t, but it is proba review.

STUDENT GOVERNMENT LOOKS FOR LEADERS Your Persona! Boolctt fler By Julie Rice, SGA President

you If ever wanted to be involved Assembly, whose members Monrif groups had not volunteered: the Stu- class. These are just a few of die tion and die cost of housing during with the Student Government Asso- the problem, researched the phone dent Activities Board, the Delts, the concerns SGA addressed last year. breaks. Buses to Cleveland and small ciation, now is die time. Last se- system at Wooster and other schools Betas, die Peanuts, the EKO's, the . A new school year is beginning . storage are also still under SGA juris- mester SGA was die most active it and designed and approved the student Omegas, the Chios, Westminister and The College of Wooster is still diction. has been in years. For example. survey. Rich Crouse and the SGA House, the International Students' not a perfect place. There are chang- Now is the time. You can be the SGA voiced die student body's dis- Cabinet wrote and presented a report Association, the Black Students' As- es that need lobe made. Do you like voice of this year. It does not matter content with the present phone sys- to the Trustees, who, as a result, al- sociation and others. having Sunday called your "reading what year you are first year, sopho- tem to die Trustees, and as a result, located $200,000 for the installation. Presently, companions should meet day for finals?" Did you just blow more, junior or senior, you can run phone jacks will be installed in each once every week or two. There will over a hundred dollars on textbooks for the Student Government Associa- room on the campus by the fall of SGA also initiated a Companion probably be a gathering for those in- so that you can sell them back to the General Assembly-just pick up 1989. tion Program which pairs upperclass stu- volved in the program around mid-Octob- er. bookstore for fifteen? Do you enjoy a petition at Lowry Center front desk. If you filled out one of the SGA dents with first- - year students in an In December, all partici- Lowry's food selection? You can Each petition must be signed by phone surveys last spring that helped attempt to better integrate the classes have a say. thirty people within your district and convince die Trustees that our present first-ye-ar and help students make die pants will be asked to fill out an The Student Government Associa- turned into the front desk by Sunday, phone system is unsatisfactory, you transition from high school to col- evaluation of die program. If the tion has also addressed concerns about September 13. 1987 at 4:00 pm can thank yourself for this accom- lege. Companion Program is a success this plishment. Last year's General The program would not have year, it will be repeated next year and die computer center, racism and sex- worked following if members of the will involve the entire incoming ism on campus, campus communica- -

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gwim-min- rn-teres- Do yon rernernhrr that great g a convenient place where all those ted tal House activities, the recycling pating carriers travel! spot where you used to go can meet (corner of College program, will ojiwiniir. this year, ex- skinny dipping? Undoubtedly you and Pine). And why? Dec ante turn- panding from aluminum cans to in-clu-de c enjoy the pleasure of being away ing a certain passion for our sur- computer paper. The successes i from dorm rooms, heartaches and -- roundings into actions that will bene-f- it of last year will be built upon and old classes for awhile. Maybe you find -- them takes organization and plan- problems worked out. your euphoria relating at the top of a ning. And getting out to the rivers As most students are well aware, or mountain bathed in . and climbing spots requires initiative soon discover, cheating one's breezes of fresh will And leave the driving to us. air or surfing waves on a pulsating -- and coninTircucauQD own "good time" is a trademark of stretch of Whitewater. Perhaps these From a huge pile ofcontroversial en-Tiiuu- mtf the COW social scene. At times Tickets on sale through SEPT. 30, 1987. you wintrjird al issues, the Environmental . a dire need to exprad the op-- exiicaiLes make for there is 30 day MINIMUM advance purchase required.. House Will focus this year on the . Hoping to help sat- the quality of the water we drink and tions available. Kay 30 days from play in or about the fate wilderness clear dilemma and on preserving the isfy ribs need for variety, we invite One tickets limited to of OR nun-fores- transportation as important as tropical rainforests. world's tropical rainforests. The ts . the campus to participate in excur- date first valid for There are many students on campus are crucial suppliers of oxygen sions like Inking, rock climbing, NOV. 29, whichever comes first. who share a concern tor errvtromerrtal for the entire planet and support an horseback riding and Whitewater taft-in- g. Round Trip tickets limited to 60 days from issues and enjoy a wide range of out- estimated eighty patent of the Skinny dipping? Well, ifs date valid for transportation OR ' first ?T; door activities. Their common inier-es- ts world's diversity of species. These : starting to get a bit chilly. EEC. 29, whichever comes first; have created a program called the forests are currently being permanent- AO are welcome to be a part of any $15 Cancellation Fee. vi!'M Errviroinerrtal House; We have y ly destroyed at a rate of50,000 acres or every aspect of the program. tacked "house" onto our name be-- -- l per day to supply inexpensive beef to Please can Dave Banigan at ext. See the WOOSTER Agent about Cleveland Air- cause eleven members live in one compering fast food chains. 2732. There will be a meeting on port Service AND other $PECIAL$! . called MyerouseITus makes for Another element of the EnvkonmeB- - Tuesday at 7:00 pjn. Call TODAY for complete fare and schedule, information.

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first-ye-ar students have to help-w- ant as a writer and find the process for in-titutiort4inpleme- I ntedJby Year makes writing a whole new game. First Year Seminar. That great A stated purpose of the First me. This search is starting lake, but . . help-- to leant to appreciate the CoQege Seminar is to leach the writing pro- For someone who has always seen to good writing as being more than a at least TU have company. - to introduce new students to writing cess as a way to commumcate and to writing as a painful chore designed by well-erganize- Year Seminar in my sadistic faculty members as a test, I d. fine paragraph essay. The First has. at the college leveL This great trial think and talk about the ideas critical- is caus- ) I want to be able to find a way to fit fourth year, made a mark. It required now. It wasn't when I ar- This ideal of a writing process had a lot to think about. Foolishly. I is ly. into the tip of a pen; a pen ing me, no, forcing me to leant three-da- thought that all I needed to do was thought rived, a jaded transfer student with a was the focus of our y train- writing. given me a new get a passing grade to be a good writ- with the power lo teach the writer. through Ifs year under my belt. Besides, as an ing session. my er. I didn't have to learn anything. It My pen has been trying to tell me attitude and excitement about experienced college composer. I didn't During this training session I was this seems now that do. things for years, but I refused to lis- work as a student. I hope that any help in rethinking my atti-tud-es exposed to several radical ideas that I need ' ten. altitude will make up for my inexper- about writing, right? Wrong. diametrically opposed my views Tins new belief in how to write is comfortable one. is like The writing process isn't an exer- ience in helping other srndmts , arrived back at campus early to be about writing. I heari such revolu- net a It a i new jean stiff, dark, and it cise in library skills much to my trained by the Reading and Writing tionary ideas as writing andrevision jacket smells fumy. But believe that surprise. It is a way of taking infer-- . As I sk back, removed and safe, Center as a peer tutor. My job is to are an ongoing process; writing is a I someday I will mold it to me, after mation. thoughts, ideas, and images and look at First Year Seminar. I see first-ye-ar students become "good learning process. You must be kid- help and formulating clear, cohesive ways an interesting opportunity. It has easy job for a Revision? Who revises? Who some angry words and a good dose of college writers." An ding! comfmoroicating them. My role is taught me a lot before it has even be- coi-leg- Tide. Once I wash this new idea, of three-year veteran of the game of e needs to? I never had, and Tm an old win leach me, and maybe, just maybe it wEB loosen up. to enter this process and help. This gun, I hope it writing. Actually. I was m for a pro. Boy. did I lean a thing or two, even more. My washing machine wfll be the t that I have to look at myself maybe a few others, shock. or three, maybe more. Revision

Downwind from Kauke

By Thomas Karsten

looking classroom discus- many businesses an for arti- The in- opian national, believes Black Stud- heavily emphasize This is the first in a series of Studies was academic taboo. ' Black Studies people to help them in narrowing sion. They want students to question cles on Wooster's academic depart- tent in America was to keep blacks ies are also important in business'! move back into the inner intellectual gap be- and challenge. Dejene also uses video ments. Every Week in which I can ignorant, and therefore unproud of the cultural and cityShe names medicine and bank- blacks in his classes in order to visibly dem- manage one of these articles. I will their heritage. tween American and African ing in particular. slave trade, or "Black onstrate the violence of some events choose one department, and, after Black Studies exist today in order caused by the Current scholarship in the depart- maintains that in black history; namely the Civil its faculty, I will to teach the cultural heritage of Black Diaspora." Williams includes Dejene's doctoral the-si-s: having interviewed Rights struggle. ment views of the depart- Africans and Afro-arnerica- ns, and to in addition to understanding the cul- Economy of Insta- write on their But the key to the department is The Political teaching phi- study their contributions to society. tures of the world, we also need to ment's teaching style, stands at the bility: the Case of the Second Repub- exist to work against strive in understanding the different the Black Experience. It and current scholarship. Black Studies 1979-1983- ." losophy, center, and is the focus for the large lic of Nigeria, Doctor rea-- stereotyping blacks. in our own country. . First this week, for no particular - racism and of cultures Williams is working on female crim- professor and. Black Studies is an inter discipli-nar- y and diverse field. son other than my interest, is Black For Yvonne Williams, inality, and its differences among study his- Of Wooster's Black Studies stu- Studies. chair of Black Studies, her department department. Students and the arts. In dents, half have gone on to law blacks and whites. Black Studies departments got their is also for "setting the record straight, tory, political science, means a substan- school. Other graduates have gone on start on campuses across the country and celebrating the black experience the classroom, this reading. course. to urban studies, psychology and , as a result of the Civil Rights move- for its own sake." tial amount of Of Ethi-- Both professors seminary. Williams points out that ment in the 60s. Before then. Black Visiting Professor Dejene. an writing is stressed. rrirn rrrtnii rxrwiVmii 11 li'il T1 ' Page 6 The Wooster Voice

& A B Film The Puzzle

Previsw: 1 "i Ti Ts Ti I Is p p f Is p 10 in . ... - Ansari By Faisal - " j- TT',"' C1 TS" " TJT "" IT" " " " " " East Qf Eden; "TT" 1" To" ai" "" " Acclaimed as one of the finest mo- IT" aJ vies of the 50's, this film brims with TTi energy under the masterful talent of If-ti- n rprrr Producer-Direct- or Elia Kazan. Based - on John Steinbeck's novel, the film focuses on pivotal issues of sibling a io " rivalry in the Cain and Abel tradition. ' James Dean, in his first starring ' T7 U role, establishes his trademark nr ii-jr- "young rebel" character as he be- i rnrnr comes obsessed with jealousy to- a TT u n wards bis brother whom his father "1 Students enjoy sunny Scotspirit Day. Photo by John Corriveau . loves. Emotions flare as the rebel IT " Sr""-""- steals his brother's girl and discovers " that his mother, believed dead, runs a F bt" hack-grou- nearby brotheL Against the nd of California farmland in Coitog Prm Sorvic ISC Kicks Off With Barbeque Today 1913, Kazan presents a role mat lacks clarity but is musingly presented and by PatSchmitz skill fully directed. This film may ACROSS

confuse, intrigue or disturb, but it 37 Causae 10 Spare mter-Sectk- m Council is holding dents who have an interest in Greek 1 Prohibits substance 11 Aftght will never bore. SHttftghoy an informal rush function this after- life on an informal basis," Howerton 38 Paid notice 19 Spanish for the will be good social 8 High 39 Young girts "yes" noon by sponsoring a barbeque in noted. This s Way al- 12 out 42 Strikes 21 God of love main quad. The barbeque follows activity and also provide an easy 13 Transgress 48 Encourage Stitched held last to dinner at Lowry." 14 Name 23 several successful parties ternative for 47 Chinese 24 coaoq. Athena Parent weekend by individual fraternities and BenhfrrN T)t Off: pagoda 25 Organ of FtH 15 Century plant Kan precedes thr frirm ngnd, 161 49 hearing Mathew Broderick stars in this sur- 50 Apportion 28 Devoured which begins toward the end of the Rick Dayton, Vice President of 17 i prise hit of 1986. The story revolves animal Withstood ISC, added that musical entertainment 18 Hat SIAnuered 27 month. Fork prong around a day in the life of Ferris 20 Rely on 52 28 Obscure will be provided, hopefully in the Beuhler and his mgenious escapades. 53 Winged 29 Period of time form of a live band. Dayton also' 22 Greek letter Paver In However, the film is not another in- 23Fathar 54 30 Obstruct the fact that the activity will Scotland 32 Keen stressed 24 Edible non-alcoho- ane teenpic since it is directed by the audi ISC President Rob Howerton be lic in nature. In 55 Kiaed 35 Expert social consciousness, 27 Entered the aa - Friday af- I guru of teenage book 30 KViOiCNI pointed out that his organization will Sound good for a lazy John Hughes (The Breakfast Club. 31 Grain 38 Part of "to be" provide grills, charcoal, ketsup, mus- ternoon? If so. then ISC welcomes priest Pretty In Pink). Supported by Mia 32 Efts 39 Tibetan paper plates, but that every- you to join them on the main quad 40 Son of Adam tard and Sara (Legend), Broderick is at his 33 Kind of pension one needs to bring their own hambur-ger- s this afternoon, beginning at 430, for furafcintt. 2 Baron which 41 BrtstJe impish best. Those looking for a wheels turn 42 Japanese beer or hot dogs. "Our goal is to get some good food, good music, and a break from the tedious task of home- 3 Disturbance 43 Shadow: sL members of the different sections to- preview of Greek life at The College 34 Piece of land: Anglo-Saxo- n work should head for this movie. 4 Soaks 44 gether with freshmen and other stu of Wooster. PL 5 Trial sieve 6 Exist 45 Cook skxurty 36 Moslem prayer 7 Forecasts 48 Beverage 8 Deri secretly 9 Toward shelter

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Dear Editors,

tie-dy- Dead-Hea- "Hey Jane, hypocrisy The e phenomenon is here But does one have to be a d reserve a specific drawer solely for . can I borrow one of your I'm writing about the I tie-dye- tie-dy- s, concernirtg that and with it, perhaps, a clearer picture to wear a e? And what if one them. Careful individuals put them you know, the one with, see nowadays those like, ah, the funny design that looks seemingly live for the of what most people wear to Grateful does and one is not? Ahaah, your so-call-ed worship and cleaned, pseudo-hippi-e, do not have them sort of. well, ahh. Grateful Dead. Yes, that wonderful Dead concerts. or even worse, a ones them to ..." on hangers. Daring send ok"-ness pseudo-Dead-Hea- Just point. band whose "only has been Wild, weird and randomly designed, d. That's not fair. be dry-cleaned The even more daring tie-dy- es "Dude, suffused their brilliance as the the of the past were a wel- tie-dy- Guys wfll have less difficulty: under This trend goes beyond the Dead's co- The e phenomena extends be- can I your symbolic druggie-hippi- e band of the come change from the ordinary line terie. T-shi- borrow dye that looks like yond rts to tapestries, too. of T-shirts. Wearing one, an individu- a mushroom exploding in the uni- 80s. "Hey, you're cool. you like the One reason for the proliferation of Some may go as far as. to tie-d-ye tie-dy- drugs." al could be a little different from the es on campus could be a hango- verse?" Dead you do their bed sheets and pillow cases. I Tie-dye- One senior said tie-dy- es are die "Yin What typifies a Dead-hea-d? d rest of the flock. But to some this ver from anniversary tie-dy- die twentieth of have yet to see ed socks, and Yang of fashion." Hmmm. IH let shirts, ripped--p clothes, pieces of fall, not sporting one is a welcomed the "Summer of Love," which did not though. Or maybe I'm just naive. that one soak in. string used far bracelets. Sure, sure, sight solely star the Grateful Dead. Last Tie-dye- d hair would be the ultimate. Perceptive individuals can distinguish rm no fashion expert and I wouldn't There is really nothing wrong with summer was unique in that one could Rules: one must represent all colors between homemade and store bought. mind people dressing up this way, if them. They're colorful, comfortable, be a hippie if he or she so desired. in the spectrum. Remember Kty G this trend gets out hand there only so many of them weren't so dam and no two are alike. But I wonder Mom and Dad didn't mind. "Well, I Bhr? If of wfll soon be a tie-dy- e patrol rich. It makes me sick to see an new trend. tie-dyi- bogus what brought about this guess its all right, honey; it is the I hope ng animals never comes team. These bastards wfll be worse OAT with ties more expensive than Many I've spoken with do say the twentieth anniversary." If they did into vogue. That's a little too much. than any on-csmp- us security officer. my car wearing multicolnr shirts that manifestation is synonymous with mind, you could break out their old It does make me chuckle a bit, how- They wfll not ticket you, but worse, synciizethehippie-iro--r the recent rise in the Dead's populari- pictures from Woodstock, and don't ever, to think of two little hamsters tie-d-ye Haight-Ashbur- y. hang your immitation out of the Dead. I don't know, but k ty. As long as Touch ofGray contin- forget about that little trip to running about their cage looking psy- your window for everyone to observe seems fake to wear ues to climb the charts, they say, so Names like "Jolly hamster" wtaktt chedelic t-sh- eight-year-o- ld irts tie-dy- the carefully too will the number of es on The OTs could be reniembered in oth- and immediately bring you to and "Electric rodent" would inevitably Ar-ma- quad lo be tarred and feathered. Those stained puke-gree- n, when Giorgi ni campus. er ways also. For example, those fun- follow. Could you imagine a multi- store-bought swim-- round-shape- opting for bad better be personally designed your After years and years of damnation, is ny, d, wire-rimm-ed sun- colored, white golden retriever? The Dead-Hea- d? carefuL Besides, trading stories about it finally fashionable to be a glasses. You know the ones die girl white rats penned up in the psych de- Another dung that bugs me is that how one made his or her tie-d- ye is Is it cool to make a dress out . you're talking with has no idea partment would, against their will, re- the essence of die whole experience, one of the things I really used to of a tapestry? To wear your Converse whether you're peering down her become easy prey. right? spect about the Dead and their follow- high-top-s until your big toe makes chest or looking her straight in the The fashion, though, will probably ers was individuality their Face it. boys and girls, there could be their and an appearance out the front? CAN eyes. Headbands and sandals were remain within the human race. Wom- worse trends. How long wfll this one relaxed attitnde towards life. What's BOOTLEG TAPES BE PLAYED great, too. And all those flowers, en on campus are soon going to be so original about running to the car . last? Well at least as long as "Touch ONWCWS? And will dope be legal- ihey gone? tie-dy-es where have trading amongst themselves lo pay 50 bucks for a tie-d-ye ized? But I'm wining to wager most enthu- of Gray" remains. . . ah forget it. before a big evening on the town. . and dor dad wean The answers are: 1. yes 2. Most cer- siasts have begun an impressive col- But how will they describe the shirt , . one to dinner at Lowry? I don't tie-dy- es. ' tainly 3. Probably not 4. Hopefully. lection of Maybe even some they want? Oh. I can hear it now: know, but it seems pretty stupid to

Sincerely, Back Talk: On Language of the Future. A. Cynic

By Sbeney PearsaU

Sex and Condoms ' If you smoke . cigarettes, you taste like one. Yes, this column is about "sex" and used words that people who write dic- drink of a new generation." Or, Rog- mother does not get to it first and Your clothes "condoms." The words, that is, not tionaries should decide to throw out er Slaubach could interrupt the middle write to the Better Business Bureau, actually sex and condoms. (Half of Like "and" or "the", it is too easy to of your half-tim- e popcorn binge and you'd smuggle it to your room, lock and hair can

R-O-L-A-I-- you probably just put the paper under miss. If you are driving along, sing- yell. "SEX! Rolaids spells relief. D-S." die door, and read the whole thing smell stale and your refried beans.) -- ing with the tape player and watching Pepsi and Rolaids unpleasant, too. To die other half still reading: I'm die Tom Cruise or Christie Brinkley would certainly become the hottest You don't sure that you saw the posters in die look-a-n-ke in the car next to you, items at the local Foodarama. from front to back. By then, they mail room last week. They said there is NO WAY that you are going Or. what about college admissions would have convinced you that Wal-t- er notice it, but "condom" or "sex" in huge letters and to notice die anemic word "stop." brochures? I'm sure you remember Smith was the place for you. people close to then, in tiny letters, they reminded However, imagine that you are driv- the year or so in high school when Like Walter Smith, Ronald Reagan you do. the Gist year students to pick up their ing along (Tom Cruise or Christie you were a celebrity: you received a could also use some help in the pop- directory photos. Now I don't know Brinkley is still next to you) and out thousand of these brochures from ob- ularity derjartrnent. He announces Especially if about you, but I stood there for of die corner of your eye, you see the scure colleges across the country. St. that he wfll address Tbi American they don't con- "sex" in bright, white letters on Alexander's School by the Wa- People" American awhile trying to figure out the word and 'The People" smoke. . the red octagon. You'd stop. And Walter Smith School of Ad- decide it is a good time to go hook a picking terThe non-smoke- rs nection between condoms and bro-cbur- And the BrinkleyCruise imitation would vanced AutomechstBCS-.Tn-e es rug. shop for socks, or change the up dirccSmy photos, aU had die sanw National Geo- water m the fish tank. But what he are the that the words if Do these posters show photograph cm the cov- said that he stop. Everyone would stop. Chang- graphic type would be talking about best people to . "condoms" and "sex" are me new in-spect- out after ing ing "stop" to "SEX" would save hun- er, and you threw them sex and condoms? "The American ways to get attention? (I have to word course, love. They live And-thmk- mg die photo. This, of People' would rush to televisions ' these sentences carefiuly.) The dreds of lives. practi- short-e- everywhere (I think). The Soviet longer. I more I thought about it. die more I cally it's cheaper to paint. It's c did not help schools like St. Alexan- Union might even agree to televise " CI ng it. . ... fek that using such words could actu- The use of these eye-catchi- words der's or Walter Smith. However, So, I see "sex" aixl "condoms" be-conu-ng ally have a lot of interesting applica-- might also be expanded to television. suppose that you received a Waller Michael Jackson could begins com- Smith admitsintis buxiune with das eye-catchi-ng wards of the CCXGIY -- V fctter-in-g future. Realty, dwpoassbusties are Far instance, stop signs. mercial with the words, "SEX" CONDOM" printed m Godnc "stop" is one (hose over (smile and whisper) "Pepsfs the on die coyer. Assuming your . I think of . i t M ; i : t ' t." I The. Wooster Yoke.

The Writer 1 s Block By Andrew Mayer

I Wish J May-Be- ing my mind. I suppose it seems strange faced with. the ' that this is my last semester I'm also wondering whether or not Are pizza places pay- and for the first time ever, sending to see my wish Est m the school pa-- I thought that it would only be ap- IVe just entirely imagined some of ing you off? them out into the cruel world. per. but I hope everyone who reads propriate that I bring out a fist of the professors. To sins vocals for one To lose twenty poaads: Even mis shares at least one ofmy wishes. things mat I wish I could accomplish Real Movies: Although we vote cover tame with a campus as I write mis I am debating whether Other schools may not be perfect, before I graduate and get thrown into forme movies we want I rarely feel band: I have a good voice and what or not I should order a pizza from but Wooster has more than ks fan-shar- e the real world. Some of these have compelled to go to a campus film. could be a dyitamic stage presence. KD. Life is hard; dieting is tougher. of problems. Maybe I should already come true, while others are Although "Revenge of the Nerds" is a I'm tired of dancing in front of my I lost 60 pounds once, but we can't have done sometiiig before now, but simply pipedreams of a frustrated stu- classic of the modem film school, I mirror. Look at the crappy lead sing- all be young and stupid. Meanwhile, IH be the first to admit mat lethargy dent. still didn't attend. .J was told that the er for "Frozen Ghost." Without a I wish I had something else to stuff was my best extracurricular activity. A Single: Yes I have one, but I trouble is in part due to the rising doubt. Tm better than him. Someone my face with besides a million-calor- ie Maybe I can make up for it. didn't believe it until I actually turned number of VCRs on campus Roe, give me a chance, please? pizza. The first time I did The Writer's the key in the lock. An interesting but I still don't have one. I'm not To do a morning radio show Not have to hay anything Block." k came out only five times, . IS project might be to see exactly asking for much, just something that with my friend Scott and have from the bookstore: Without a and if any of you miss those old col- how effective the housing office is in wasn't already the "ABC Movie of people listen: This could be hap- doubt, mis wfll be the subject of a umns, don't worry. I plan to do this implementing the seniority' system. me Week." pening soon, so keep your eyes md separate column at a later date. Suf- column enough so that thereH be Does anyone really believe mat mat's Good Food: This actually covers a ears peeled! If you don't listen you fice it to say mat when someone rips plenty of room for the old style. It works?" en- how it . K lot of ground. Real vegetarian will rot in hell for all eternity! me offI tend to no longer wish to do took a while, but I want to write and trees would be nice. Something that To pnsh my GPA back over business with mem. but now I have be somebody, and ambition has no' Proof of President Copeland's takes a Hole imagination. I'm sure 3.0: It's up to you profs. Let's go to. room for lazy people. Existence: Although he appears you folks could cheat and give us fork! To get a refrigerator: This is Meanwhile, I've finished earing my five occasionally, I've never seen him vegetables with flavor. I would also To get one of my stories ac- bee wise I no longer wish to rent one pizza. There wiQ definitely have to " do anything mat couldn't be done like to inform food service mat the cepted for pablkation: No, it from the above. If anyone can help be low-c- al food in the room from equally well by a Disney anirnatronic curried vegetables are completely in- won't be in the New Yorker. I write me out, my box number is 2206. I now on. I just wish it could taste puppet. No offense, but I'm wonder- edible, and serving mem with the mainly science fiction and horror. If may have one by now. but ifs doub- better. First I need a fridge. I hate it ing if the Board of Trustees hasn't dried-o- ut pork chops and the dehydrat- that bothers you, too bad. It's what I tful when wishes don't come true. created him. No, the letters announced London Broil results in the single like. Meanwhile I work my little There are others, but these are the IH be here next week, with a tour ing a rise in tuition do not count. most repulsive menu I have ever been heart writing and rewriting stories. ones that seem to stick out most in through the Wilson Bookstore. More Faculty Additions

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Analytical Geometry Question The doc thought for a minute. "I Last week I ran into an old friend Hey, how ya dohV? my aunt at CSanstmas.'. .' No. Five know your problem." he reassured, named Art, who I had not seen for a How was your summer? Dave I dont wearrubber watches and am generally an upstanding member There are fourteen people in a row-boat; "You're just too tense." couple of years. I asked him what Where are you living this year? one is blind. Their boat just he'd been doing since then. "Oh, the Started IS yet? of the Wooster community. IVe even eaten dinner wim the president sank. And it is a foggy night One is Idea for a one-a- d play. The setting is same old thing," he sighed. "You What classes are you taking? of this fine institution (not that HE remem- sober, the one holding the keel. Two a manor home in Verona. Italy during know, imitating life.- -" Oh. really? That sounds cooL mo- have had their purses stolen, and aU the Rennaisance. The beautiful J. -- Can we be frank? (Tve always wanted bers it but it wul always be a the matches are wee Who is in the has just returned from a big party, af- It has been proven. Working from to be Frank, he's so tall) We don't ment mat I hold dear). every driver's seat? ter having met this real hunk, R. At the premise mat underneath m care how your summer was or where We'd like to recognize some , ted events the pre-appbin- time, she throws table in every restaurant in America you're living; in fact we can't even re- of the past weeks mat merit attention: An even number of pears have fallen her window open, and utters dreami- there are at least two pieces of gum. member your name. . 1. The Rectal Needs settion Fbod-A-Ra- ma from a tree towards the end of the sea- ly. "Romeo, oh Romeo! Where fore Physicist Cornelius Pipphas shown at they suH art thou Rome?" But instead of R, a This column is designed to fit our Drag Mart son. One more falls. Are . that undemeaih every surface relative- 2. The hot new blond-head- ed babes " pears? man holding a pizza stands below her ly parellel to the earth, the two pieces own purposes and air our personal on campus (don't anyone get aU balcony-"Lo-ok I ain't no Romeo! the energy producing grievances. Just read it dont com- exist Think of worked up, mat includes' men and Once I lived in a city of 600,000 peo- Who ordered the number five. with ment The opinions presented here possibilities. women) ple. A friend came in from the sub- extra onions and anchovies?!" do not necessarily reflect those of mis 3. The proliferation of tie-dy-es on urbs looking for someone named J. finds herself staring out from a There was this old Indian who could publication. The College of Wooster. Western Civiliza- campus Bob. "You know, a tall guy with Bronx tenement in the 20th century. drink metre teaman any other person the state of Ohio, 4. The new top 40 single by the short hair?" Is it possible for me to She realizes she has been transported America. caffeine wouldn't tion, or all three of us at the same in The Grateful Dead - find him, given I don't know anyone through tune, takes a deep bream and until the tenth cup. time. , . even affect him 5. The CrandaU Evangelist in the city? buys the pizza. She gets ajob at a People from miles around would 7-1-1. wondering we are 6. The new dorm (housing OATs and Hint: 399.999 are named Pat. local where she is discovered by come and drink tea with him. He'd In case you're who (and didn't get to send in 200 spare students) advertising magnate Jim Lumpley, tell stories about the history of the since we Book) 7. The triumphant return of BEER A guy walks, no, runs into a doctor's and takes the nation by storm on land, and was so good at it mat he be- pictures to the Baby ex- to Ichabocfs office. "Doc, doc," he exclaims, Tve prime-tim- e furniture polish ads. Lat- gan to charge admission. He became Dave Tm thankful for laughter, makes milk come out 8. Banigaris and Tony's "new" cars been feeling really weird lately. I er, she falls for the owner of the larg- quite famous, and was just about to cept when it of nose.' thankful that my -- 9. The physical overhaul of the his- don't understand it. Yesterday I felt est cement contractor in the midwest, go on Ted KoppeTs Nighfline, when my I'm also my and tory department like a wigwam, and the day before moves to Chicago, and forgets aU he died in his Teapee. genitals are in pants not on like a teepee." about R. display at the Museum of Modern Art Thank you. 10. All those people who were away Not Dave A favorite moment in my last year whose names we have life was receiving plastic fruit from Page 10 The Woosttr Vole

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,i -- - WOMEN Scots Plan on Winning, Fear No One TRACKSTERS RANK By Mike Schlessinger NATIONALLY When Coach Bob Tucker came to concept and made some things hap- The College Of Wooster as head pen. The highlights of the day came By News Services coach of the Fighting Scots football on a third and six on their own 49-ya- rd team, he said he would turn the pro- line. Scots quarterback Craig Last spring five members of the gram around in three years. Well, Lombardi sprinted out to the right women's track team competed in the Wooster, this is the year. The Scots and threw a 46-ya- rd strike to senior Division UJ national meet Stepha- come into this year with an abun- tight-en- d Mike Woltman setting up a nie Kazmierski finished tenth in the dance of seniors, good attitudes, and Scots field goal by Scott Ross. The 400m intermediate hurdles with a -- the ability and desire to win. defensive play ofthe scrimmage came time of 63.8. UniverBukhala fi- Coach Tucker is very impressed with late in the day when a Capitol wide nished third in the triple jump with a the offseason work of both junior reciever Was on a slant-i- n pattern; the leap of 38"6. Univer teamed up with quarterback Craig Lombardi and soph- pass was thrown a Utile high and out Colleen McCauley, Shelly Long and omore wide receiver Ray Boone. in front of him. Meanwhiledefen-siv- e Rhonda Belcher to finish sixth in the Tucker said, " they bom have come a back Terry Carter had him lined 4 by 100 meter relay with a time of long way... they should contribute a up the whole way; as the pass got to 485. -- great deal to mis year's offense." the Capitol player. Carter was there ' Overall the women placed 24th Also, on the offensive side of the to teach him a lesson. It was by far as a team out of about 250 schools field, tailback Tom Kincaid's hard the best hit of the whole pre-season who participated in the meeL Also, nose style running has won him the for the scots the squad had eleven All-Confere- nce starting job against Ml Union in the Ml Union will be the Scots' performances featuring Linda Steven- season's opener this Saturday. He first test of the season in a non-conference son, who was the Most Valuable had a very good showing against game. The Purple Raiders Track Performer, and Bukhala who Capitol in last weekend's scrimmage. finished last season with an impres- was the Most Valuable Field Per- Backing Kincaid up at tailback is sive 11-- 1 record, losing 16-- 7 to the former.

Au-gusta- na All-Confere- nce senior co-capt- ain John Bulkley, who Division ED national champions Last Day To Turn The list of stand- will see a lot of action at tailback. in the playoffs. The player In Rosters For In- outs include Kris Mushett (Discus), He will also be on the special team to watch for the Purple Raiders is Kazmierski (400IMs and 4 by 400). 200-pou- Sports Ste- as the deep man on both kick-of- f re- 511". nd Russ Kring. who tramural Lisa Diment (800 and 4 by 400). turn and punt return. rushed for 1,460 yards, caught 39 venson (5,000 and 10.000). Bukhala Defensively, the Scots should be passes for 479 more and scored 20 The intramural fall sports season (long jump, triple jump and 4 by. stoppers. Led by senior co-capta- in. touchdowns. If he didn't sprain bis will begin on September 13th with 100). Rhonda Belcher (100, 200 and Brock Jones and senior Terry Carter, ankle near me end of the season. Ml soccer. The other fall sports include 4 by 100X Shelly Long (4 by 100). the Scots fans better be prepared for Union might have finished with an Softball volleyball, flag football, ' Colleen McCauley (4 by 100.4 by some hard hitting, physical style undefeated season. cross country run, archery tourna- 400). and Diane Brown (4 by 400). football The defense or "PACK" as ment, and a golf scramble. Rosters like to call themselves are re- can picked up outside the intramural they If the Scots can stay healthy for the turning their starters from last office on the first floor of the P.E.C. ten of whole season, this year should be Because of their physi- All intramural sports are considered year's team. very rewarding to the team and to the cal style and experience the Scots' de- co-educatio- nal Please submit all Wooster campus as a whole. There -- fense has a lot to prove this year. rosters by 4:00 on the date requested. is nothing better man a winning foot- Sport Date doe and Roster The specialty teams lost both of ball campaign to boost the spirits of Encouraging Start for Volleyball their starting kickers from last year's the student body. Size: team, punter Jay Simoods and kicker Coach Tucker and the rest of the team Soccer September 11 IS Dave Baka . Tucker feels that this would love to see a lot of support By Jeffrey W. Lasell Softball September 11 15 shouldn't hurt the team at all" They from the members the College of of Volleyball September 11 12 have outstanding ability and po- Wooster community this season The women's volleyball team be- by newcomers Chris Andrews(senior) both at Flag football October 16 IS This statement referring to home and away games. They prom- gan their season last weekend at the and Caroline Bare(lst year student). tential" Cross Country Run October 7 sophomore punter Scott Powell and ise some real exciting, hard hitting Walsh Early Bird tournament at Veteran Melanie Headley also played kicker Scott Ross. football for all to enjoy. Show your Walsh College in Canton, Ohio. exceptionally well This weekend the sophomore Archery Tournament October 7 The scrimmage against Capitol support throughout the year for The Victories over Adrian and ML Union Lady Scots travel to Carnegie-Mello- n last Saturday was a huge success. College of Wooster athletic teams. led to the Lady Scots finish in a for an important IS team tournament. put together their team three-wa-y tie for second place. Host This will be the team's first appear- The Scots Golf Scramble Walsh won the event. ance ever. In addition, they will have September 23 "This tournament was an experimen- the chance to beat several conference tal one for us," said co-capta- in Kathy rivals. With two matches apiece on Tournament Tennis Klein, It gave us a chance to work Friday and Saturday to determine T.B.A. with different combinations in prepar- Sunday's finalists, the Lady Scots ation for the upcoming conference win be very busy against a large field Any questions concerning any of the matches." of opponents, some of which they've by calling: ' Mr sports can be answered Strong performances were turned in never faced. - ' Craig Lombardi Bissman Hall Exl2656 rm.206 Michael Schlessinger Bissman Hall Ext. 2654 rm.014 Wayne Wachtel Physical Education Center ExL 2171 The Wooster Voice Page 11 shiltsy going nowhere Division III Examined fast ;t

Column by Christopher ShOts Commentary By Wes Johnston

Today it special Today is so special SR: Well Dan. good question. I'm football game. Because when Woost- Division HI athrletes are frequently This articles intention you have to ask how much more spe- sure all our listeners out there are er shows up in Mount Union, they beamed and generally looked down is not to draw cial could it get. Thanks to Spinal wondering the same thing. I aquired better be preyed tor a war." And upon by our counterparts m the upper standing ormcognitinn from the stu- levels and indifferent, wise-crack-mg. Tap, I can only summon one answer-non- e. the name Pee Wee because ofthe size when the wara owe, the Wooster those dent population or faculty for the sta-- We hare a special guest on of my, well we better not say that on Scots will be standing proudly in the ignorant critics at our own this special day. For those doriiratrd Chris' show because it is a class end zone singing the GgM song. The insrttutions. These individuals smirk hncaute the sad fcuth of the matter is atastudert-atbeletes'ple- a followers ofmine, yon will remem- show. Btttabcilycwsecorjdques- - scoreboard wfll read 21-- 3, Wooster. forcjiietat that for many of as it is too late. We night and then insult indt-vidua- Ts ber that my mind is fluttering about . tion. Pee Wee Herman is a god, and openly me participate orcoach in response to a wilh one reality football. Nothing if he is as good looking as Kevin " ME: Well. weVe run out of tune. and teams' performance out love for our respective sport and me else matters. Nothing. Oh, hi KarL Walsh he can hold my tee any day of Thanks, Scott, for your time. We on the field while not knowing the carnradrrieof the team and no longer I will now introduce my guest. 'the week. have here a pair of rlorshfem Shoes difference between offense and defense recognize those around us mere to But first I would like to (hank a new for you to take home, and, wen. to in football or the shared objective of quickly mwijliate as our teams lose Voice sports writer. Sless, for mess- soccer and field hockey. It is no or cheer as our teams triumph. Their wonder loyalty age of this disk. But if we pretend. I ME: We're gemng pretty near the mat the ofplayers --' many times is not men respective mean really pretend, we find our-- end. Oh. but wait. We have time for SR: Thanks, Chris, for having me to hints" now faD on deafears as the institutions but is directed instead to- student-arhrlr- selves plugged into our favorite radio one more caller. Waiting patiently on this show tmight rd just like tr. or coach goes about ward their own coaches care, un- talk show. Here with us today is on the line is Stud from An Over. to say hi to an my fans out there, anc" who ones' passion as a mnsin aw inprac-- . Scott Ross, sophomore kicker for the thanks again for letting me voice my derstand, and recognize the enormous tic or a scholar fat research, effort takes to compete in Division Fighting Scots. Hi Scott, and wel-- STUD: Yeah, bice Dude. I've heard opinion about the Fighting Scot k HI athletics. rumors from like, ya know, some cats I like, hang out with: And they SR: Well, thanks Shilts. It's great say that Wooster girls. to be here on. What's your talk show Field Hockey Squad Not Looking Back called? ME: Excuse me, hate to interrupt. I by Sue HoHingshead ME; With the graduation of Dave It's Wooster i Baka. the kicking job has been hand- r4o looking back! This year's strong team. The play against them ed over to you. You must be very field hockey team refuses to ride on was a good indicator ofhow Wooster excited about that. STUD: Sony. Dude. Well, wait, the wings of latter years. "We have a win do during the season. Tm totally lost. Oh yeah. Wooster new team, new players and a new at- "The played well, but there . SR: Well. Chris, I am very excited team HtIaIpF women don't like football players. I titude, says assistant coach Marty on," Coach ItIaIl l about the new opening. But yet. I'm are certain things to focus R !A L E A mean aren't football players the type Karory. 1R still quite nervous about kicking ina Nbanansaad.eneedtoworkon,., . E E E A N of studs that chicks In the past, the Lady Scots have Woosters 4 varsity college football game. our speed and strength. done very weH in both conference and agressiveness win make all the differ- DETEST DEPEND ME: Women. post season play. They have won the game." PTl $i REj" ME: Surely this nervousness didn't ence in any conference HEcjoRjojElO conference tide several times, won P"IeIas The Lady Scots wfll be working T I lag behind when you were booting Err, yeah, women-Jian- g out OjA j RlA STUD: mg neUt(3( the regionals last year and have had on these areas during the ap-com- game winners in high school? Be-sid-es, with? pre Jill IsIeis' ")i several national berths. get ready for Dickin-so- n )am Tra sure Baka was a fantastic week in order to aIcii oi a5T" College and SosqiiHuuwa Umver-sit- y. teacher. "We can't expect our team to win lTa331eS 'Mjl T1s Both teams are very good. aTa7 I Is 1 1 This some ' on pure respect for the name College o a t SR: is going to take Susquehanna has been ranked in the abe nm SR: Yeah. Baka was like a father. ofWooster. There are definite i M E T E j. K fTTi H E thinking. nationally. They are a Divi- kkk-ingafootb- top 20 E He didn't leach me much about alL thmlrthtnt ihint tliintlTimlrrtiratr- - ALAR ,D El 3ILIE we need to work on this year," said sion m team. But now I can tell a mmlmkmmklliaAtltmkThmk coerh Sheila Noonan. pretty good joke while running strid--e- rs WelL Stud. I can't honestly talk for SoThomore forward Jen Dugan in 15 seconds, or whatever. the football players because I only Saturday September 5. the worn- - j said, "I am excited abotat this season. lack the stnptf thing. But I do think en went to Pennsylvania again. Although we were unable to score ME: Wait, the phones are lighting that women atThe College of There, they scrimmaged Slippery against Slippery Rode, we were up. It seems we have our first caller. Wooster have the wrong idea about Rock. Slippery Rock is a very 1 imifc j and wiaiuig well together." football players. Football players are CALLER: Hey Pee Wee, you bum. land, sweat and innocent. The only . .. : vji .U V I was at the Capital scrimmage and I time that we're ever gross or unruly sawyouschankone. That better not is on game day. or on a Tuesday or happen again. Wednesday practice. And because I never see any Wooster women out Dry Cleaning Service SR: day. You do have a valid con- there, I don't see how they can make cern. But I don't think you deserve a these false assumptions. Take as an Available: valid answer. However, ifI were example E.C Pelia. He is one of the Dave Baka I'd have to say to you, "If most dapper dressers we have on mis

you think you could do a better job. . campus. But no one would ever Suits. Shirts men meet me at high noon on Mon- - -- know that he is a "hog", or in lay- 50-ya- day at the rd line and well kick men's term, an offensive lineman. Ties, Slacks 60 or 70 from there. Next caller They're supposed to be the biggest, please, Shilts. ' dumbest, stinkiest guys on the team. But in reality, they are the most dap- Sweaters ME: Yes. good idea, rd like to re- per, sensitive and dean guys on the mind the callers to keep the questions campus. Jackets within good taste. We have Dan from Seven Hills. But - - -- NO ME: Before we go. Do you dare DAN: Mr. Pee Wee, this has noth- make a prediction on the Mount Un- Barrels ing to do with football, so bear with ion game Saturday? me. I was just curious as to where you aquired this infamous name Tee SR: Well. Chris. Tve never seen the Wee.' b Pee Wee Herman your idol? Fighting Scots so fired up for one Two great ways to cruise through the semester.

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