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ISSN 1755-7585 Issue No. 212 End of Year Issue 2010 THE PARLIAMENT INSIDE: THAT HUNG BRITAIN?

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What do the election results mean for us students? Jez Harvey obvious choice in many ways in terms of As well as this, the Minister for Univer- one who prevented them joining a Labour agreement over policies. sities and Science is Conservative David coalition in 1997.  er the votes of 30 million people In the end, the Liberal Democrats de- Willetts. It’ll be surprising to hear, but hav- To Brown’s credit, he recognised this and were counted, and  ve days of po- cided that the only viable Government that ing this Conservative is fantastic news for the day before the Liberal Democrat/Tory litical wrangling, Britain got its new could be formed would be with David Cam- students. He has been the loudest voice deal was announced, declared his inten- APrime Minister. It took a lot longer than we eron’s Conservative Party. against fees and does not believe Universi- tion to step down before the Labour Party are used to and it is a Government that few And so, at 7:45PM on Tuesday 11 May, ties have the right to charge anymore than conference in September. Many believed of us will truly recognise. David Cameron was asked by the Queen to they already do. He also will be responsible that this would open the door to a Lib-Lab Britain has not had a coalition Govern- form a new government as Prime Minister. for assigning research grants to Universities, coalition or pact similar to that in 1977 that ment since the second World War, and the He heads a government with Liberal Demo- so can turn the tide on Universities being lasted for a year before falling apart, but this Willow Does fact that it is an agreement between two par- crats in it, and Nick Clegg their leader, as his forced to explain the ‘economic’ bene ts of was not to be. ties that are not conventional partners will Time will tell how successful this coali- Wonderlland- perhaps make it a less than stable relation- Most experts agree that this coalition will tion will be, and how much inŸ uence the ship, but it does mean that Britain has what not last much longer than a year Lib Dems actually have within the Cabinet. udno! should be a stable Government. Most experts agree that this coalition will Since it became clear early on the Friday Deputy Prime Minister. Most of the seats in their proposals before getting money. not last much longer than a year, and if the morning that Britain would be facing a hung Cabinet went to Conservatives, but at least 4 Whilst many will be surprised at the Lib- electoral reform that has been central to the parliament, negotiations had been going on of them went to Liberal Democrats, as well eral Democrats’ seeming ‘betrayal’ of pro- Lib Dems election pledges and post-election between the Liberal Democrats and both as Nick Clegg’s seat as Deputy Prime Min- gressive politics it should be remembered demands is passed, we could see another other parties to determine who they would ister. that in some areas at least, the two parties very di¡ erent looking Parliament within 18 join or work with in a new government. One of those seats has gone to Vince are closer than the Lib Dems and Labour months. Because of the Tories lead in number Cable, named as Secretary of State for Busi- were. Education for instance was a strong For now, the  rst Conservative led Gov- European of seats (but not majority, they didn’t have ness, Innovation and Skills, whose Depart- link between the two. ernment in 13 years is taking its  rst steps. more MPs than all other parties) they were ment will include Universities. ˜ is should However, many people argue that the What it will mean for students and society festivals to the obvious choice in terms of producing a be encouraging to students, as Cable has a strongest link between the two parties was at large is yet to be seen. Needless to say, this stable government. However, a coalition of background of lecturing in Universities, and the desire to see Gordon Brown out of is a massive change for the country, we hope check out almost every other party in the UK with La- has strongly spoken against the introduc- Number 10. Brown has long been seen by for the good. bour and the Liberal Democrats at the heart tion or rise of top-up fees. the Lib Dems as an enemy of theirs, and the Summer was also a possibility, with this being a more 2 End of Year Issue 2010 EDITORIAL www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

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Contributors: Jez Harvey Cynthia Flapp Jennifer Krase Claudia Jean Willow Manuel Emma Dixon Luke Dobson Nelia Minnows Sophie Mills Matthew Cox Laura Smith Tabz McGuinnes Laura Stephenson Danny Brown Lisa Nowak Alex Dunk Richard Anthony Morris DeAnn Bell Victoria Halliday Danny Southward Greg Flynn Zoe Perrenoud Alex Foulkes Hello again readers! Callum Rymer So this is my fi nal editorial. For a while it was just going to say, “OH MY GOD IT’S OVER!!” which I felt ad- Karl Hanks equately described the sadness, disbelief but also mild relief that I feel writing this. Instead I’m going to write a Vicky Osten slightly obnoxious Oscar acceptance speech style short essay for your perusal. Ben Jones Jack Stanbridge You might have noticed that I am not alone in my picture. That is Jo Caulfi eld, President Elect of the Students’ Peter Topham Union, last year’s editor, the person responsible for getting me involved in Seren and my best friend. Thank you Katie Dyer for making me your run-around whilst you were editor, it’s been a pretty good 2 years of late nights in the Jack Stanbridge union, making tea and screaming at InDesign. Ben Neale The highlights of my year have been plugging Peggy Sue at every available juncture, taking on major corpora- tions (and subsequently making Spencer George a nervous proof reader), the amazing 90s night and watching the Seren team make impressive progress.You should all be extremely proud of yourselves, I’m proud of you Photography: (in a non-patronising but slightly motherly way). Hannah Shuker Thank you to everyone who contributed in the shape of articles, pictures, ideas and feedback;, you are essential Jo Caulfi eld to the existence of Seren and the value of your input does not go unnoticed. I’d also like to apologise to Gareth whose offi ce is next to Seren’s and who is constantly harassed by the music we blast out to keep ourselves going. This issue I have had The Specials extended version of Ghost Town on Special thanks to: repeat. Willow Does All that remains is for me to leave you with an obscure song lyric and say goodbye. Luke Dobson Thanks, it’s been a blast. Emily Collins Still I am but what they made, Proof reading: Luke Dobson Georgia Xx Jennifer Krase The Sabbs

THE SEREN TEAM Editor Georgia Mannion RECYCLE News Liz Stevens Hello hello hello! We’ve Features Stacey Gannon been asking for a year Music Aaron Wiles now, I really hope you’ve Creative Corner Gemma Ellis got the message with this Film Louise Cotteril recycling business. When you’ve read the Travel Rachel Stretton paper cover to cover, ripped something Sport Martyn Singleton out and stuck it to the fridge, spilled tea Design Team Dan Turner and all sorts on it, can you stick it in the Jo Caulfi eld blue recycling box? Thanks very much! 3 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk NEWS A Fire, Again?! Students in Bangor are again be- Summer Ball ing reminded to observe  re safety precautions a er a Ffriddoedd resident had a lucky escape at the end of April. ˜ e student had le a smoking cigarette butt in a waste bin which subsequently caught  re; the student had also covered their smoke alarm. ˜ is Exclusive: caused a serious  re but injury was avoided, with the Halls Of- he atmosphere in Bangor has been one of overall excitement  ce reminding students such ac- ever since the Big Weekend was announced, but the Summer tions are disciplinary o¡ ences. TBall, which is coordinated between the Events Manager and members of the Events Committee, is our traditional home-grown fi nal farewell to the busy and often stressful academic year. This year Ball organisers have made a strong effort to bring successful mainstream music acts to our humble northern Welsh city, and they have surpassed themselves. Students at Bangor hopefully Guilty already know they will be treated to headliners Mr. Hudson and Tinie Tempah, in addition to the quirky, hip and essentially British sounds Greek of Natty, Maybe Gaga, and DJ Nico Lupo. The Bangor University Jazz Orchestra will demonstrate their impressive portfolio whilst Carnival Yet another Bangor establishment Sound Clash, featuring Banda Bacana, Racubah, Drymbago, and has undergone a police license re- Byd Mawr, will invade our ears in Powis Hall. Bangor’s very own Lost view a er being found to be serv- Property team will also be heading up an eponymous indie tent with Sam Airey ing alcohol to underage children. guests Jaguar Jones and Wilder. ˜ e Greek Taverna, in Upper Ban- Seren have scooped an exclusive breaking addition to the lineup, gor, was found on three separate which should satisfy the deepest wishes of all the folk fans in our occasions to be serving an under- student body. Sam Airey, an Anglesey native with a penchant for age girl as part of test purchase storytelling in song, will now be playing our Summer Ball. His multi- operations. In a separate incident, instrument one man act is sure to be a hit with everyone who likes a man was le with a broken jaw a little diversity in their evening, evoking a male Laura Marling following an assault by another (and maybe a little Tennessee moonshine if we are lucky). The Ball customer. ˜ is led police to review organisers were over the moon to add him to a lineup that refl ects the establishment’s license, result- a remarkable diversity of selection despite a tiny operating budget Jaguar Jones ing in the installation of secu- and a less than ideal location for attracting mainstream popular rity personnel on the premises be- acts. In addition to this exciting news, it has also been revealed that tween 8pm and 12am on a Friday drinks prices will leave students with enough weight in their pockets and Saturday, in addition to CCTV. to keep them on the ground when the room starts swimming around them. Beer and alcopops will run a reasonable £2.50 with spirits Breakdown of where your starting from £1.50. For the wise or non-drinkers a selection of non- alcoholic beverages will also be served. The 3rd May announcement of the set and further details sparked ticket money goes enthusiasm amongst students who have been looking forward to this One Big celebration of the end of the academic year. Many of us, particularly Production 36% £16.20 third years and even postgrads who want to bid our adopted town a fond farewell, make our springtime going out plans around our Student Summer Ball budgets. A dress or a suit or whatever black tie gear strikes our fancy, tickets, and of course drinks for the evening will Acts 36% £16.20 Weekend? set us back an incredibly tame £45 for a memorable musical feast. Thanks to the Facebook page students have been able to share Following the allocation of tick- their excitement and contribute their thoughts; there have been a Staff 11% £4.95 ets to a lucky minority last week, few squeaky wheels, which were small in number and compared to locals are up in arms about the previous years amount to bugs on the windshield. The committee supposed lack of local prior- of dedicated volunteers has been open in answering questions and Venue Costs 7% £3.15 ity and bias toward students in in fact took suggestions for smaller last-minute act additions from receipt of tickets to Radio 1 One students who contributed ideas. Mostly, however, the page has been Big Weekend. Groups ranging awash in a sea of compliments and anticipatory remarks for Bangor’s Equipment 7% £3.15 from the funny to the downright social event of the year. Tickets are selling fast, and can be bought rude have sprung up on Facebook, from the SU shop for £45. Great memories, photos, and outfi ts (as and although some are express- well as great makeup courtesy of the Benefi t counter makeover and Marketing 3% £1.35 ing disappointment, others are sample giveaway, just fl ash your NUS card) start at £0. pointing the  nger of blame di- rectly at the student population for ‘stealing’ tickets. Students have quickly leapt to their own defence, pointing out that they too are paying members of the commu- nity, with most of the locality hap- Ffridd hates fags pily backing them up on this fact. Impractical smoking policy causes residents problems

he issue of smoking shelters on smokers are discouraged from step- as positive by several people in attend- Pontio the Bangor University campus ping outside to smoke, instead huddling ance, students could see a revaluation is complex. ˜ e university has under door awnings and in courtyards of the policy against smoking shelters. site goes Ta blanket anti-smoking policy that in- where they have a chance of remaining In addition to providing strong argu- cludes disallowing smoking within  ve dry, if not warm. On the Ffriddoedd site ments in support of the shelters, the live, or metres of buildings. ˜ e policy applies the problem has grown acute. Despite SU representatives were able to detail to halls sites, and is intended to prevent our recent balmy weather, residents still several instances in which they have does it? passive smoking. However, the useful- complain on a regular basis about smoke spoken to both students and sta¡ con- ness and practicality of this policy are  rming frustration with current policy. ˜ e website showcasing the Pontio questionable at best. ˜ e university has The usefulness and Constructive suggestions, including a project in all its glory was  nally cited no research supporting its stance practicality of this trial run of shelters on Ffridd, paid for launched during the second week that providing smoking shelters would by smoking-related  nes, were proposed of May to an altogether split reac- tion. Some hailed its design and encourage students to smoke. policy are question- by our Union’s representatives. Hope- functionality, whilst others were On the ground, the attitude amongst fully this meeting signals a renewed able at best not a fan of the layout or graph- students is mixed. Most people appreci- collegial spirit that will enable smokers ics. Some students were also ate the indoor smoking ban and under- intake through doors and windows as a and nonsmokers to live together better, critical of its focus on simply the stand the intent of the  ve-metre rule, result of the  ve-metre rule not being in addition to demonstrating the uni- nightlife aspect of the Students’ but many also  nd it regrettable that enforced. For wardens, security, and site versity’s support and respect for us and Union page, calling for a more we lack the added incentive of smoking sta¡ - many of whom are smokers them- our union. ˜ anks to our Union’s e¡ orts rounded approach to our needs. shelters to encourage people to behave. selves- the rule can create unnecessary we can hopefully look forward to seeing Whatever the feedback it was In practical terms the  ve metre rule tension and frustration. a positive change to practical policy on premature; for reasons unknown is unenforceable; by failing to provide Times may be changing, however. the university’s part. at the time of writing the website an alternative that matches the crazy A er a 14 May meeting between SU had been taken down and the weather we sometimes get in Bangor, and Estates representatives described Claudia Jean ‘coming soon’ banner replaced. BANGOR IN BRIEF BANGOR IN BRIEF BANGOR IN BRIEF BANGOR IN BRIEF BANGOR IN BRIEF BANGOR IN BRIEF BRIEF IN BANGOR BRIEF IN BANGOR BRIEF IN BANGOR BRIEF IN BANGOR BRIEF IN BANGOR BRIEF IN BANGOR

4 End of Year Issue 2010 NEWS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Harking Back to the 19th Century Hundreds, including students, left unable to vote after election night shambles

he 2010 General Election has seen and many have walked away from this exercising a democratic right could only this political generation wade into election robbed of their voice. ˜ e Na- be done if it satis ed sta¡ . It must also be uncharted waters, not only with tional Union of Students reported com- pointed out that it states on a polling card Tthe result, but with the conduct of the plaints that in Nick Clegg’s constituency, that the card is not essential, only desir- election. Voters, in particular students, She¬ eld Hallam, student voters were seg- able, and many do not contain clear direc- have been le infuriated and disap- regated into a di¡ erent queue to the ‘ordi- tions or even a postcode of the location, pointed by poor organisation in polling nary’ electorate and the latter fast-tracked which, if being held in a small community stations, leaving many unable to exercise through the system. Many were le un- hall, may not be familiar to all voters. Lay- Ta-ra Now... their basic democratic rights. able to vote as a result. Outrage has been ing the  nger of blame squarely at the feet Despite the fact the election has bla- expressed at this degrading treatment of the electorate will do nothing to quell erendipity 2007. I had the choice of a sport of some form or something a little less tantly captured the interests of the na- of equal citizens, who, despite attempts the disdain. taxing. Being cheap and generally rubbish at anything that involves co-ordination I tions, it seems stations across the UK at vili cation along the original lines of Nick Clegg echoed the ‘bitter dismay’ chose the latter, namely, Seren. were unable to cope a er being overcome ‘they probably weren’t awake until 10pm’, of his constituency, stating ‘˜ at should S 3 years later and I’ll be sad to say goodbye to by a swathe of late voters, ultimately de- are entitled to vote when and where they never, ever happen again in our democra- InDesign (not really). But thanks in large part to nied their say. ˜ e Electoral Commission see  t, as many ordinary members of the cy’. Outgoing NUS President Wes Street- ‘the bloody paper’ and the wonderful team behind it I’ve gone from shy little fresher to a News Edi- Voters have been left infuriated and disappointed; tor with a severe ca¡ eine addiction. I have had a great three years and I know this paper will only unable to exercise their democratic rights go from strength to strength. It’s amazing to see it have blamed the ‘Victorian’ voting system public attempted to do. One 19-year-old ing’s message was also clear: ‘Students’ have come so far and whoever takes the reins next with head Jenny Watson enthusing that She¬ eld student very politely summed Unions have worked tirelessly to reverse year is inheriting something very dear to my heart. such a scenario is unacceptable and will up his disappointment, ‘It was a  asco. the trend of low voter turnout amongst I want to say a massive thank you to all of the never occur again. ˜ is was my  rst chance to vote in a Gen- students and other young people. What team, in particular Dan Turner, because Seren Many however believe the country eral Election and I was disappointed’. message does this send to  rst time voters wouldn’t be here without him, Jez Harvey and Cyn- should have pre-empted such an out- ˜ e response of Presiding O¬ cers whose votes will not be counted?’ Any- thia Flapps, without whom my pages would proba- come. ˜ e excuses provided, such as the has been unacceptable. She¬ eld Hallam one a¡ ected by the shambles is entitled to bly be empty, and Jo Caul eld simply for putting up incompetent approach in She¬ eld – ‘we deputy Returning O¬ cer Lee Adams launch a legal challenge with the Election with me. My most special thanks however, are re- were caught out by our highest turnout claimed, ‘Unfortunately, the combina- Petitions O¬ ce costing £5000, which if served for Ellen and Portia, namely Georgia Man- in 30 years’ – are simply unacceptable. tion of the numbers turning up and the successful will be returned. Not exactly nion and Aaron Wiles. You two have made many ˜ e public, in particular students, are fact that many were students and didn’t pocket change for most students. an all nighter that much more interesting, and are disillusioned with politics enough as it have their polling cards just meant it took ˜ e entire situation was best summed just truly wonderful. stands; events like this are only likely to longer to process’. Her derogatory com- up by BBC Political Editor Nick Robin- Diolch yn fawr worsen the crisis. ˜ e incidents were not ments were echoed by Presiding O¬ cer son: ‘What a tragedy that, a er a cam- con ned to single area, either. ˜ e doors Nick Baldev ‘Some people went to the paign which engaged and energised many were closed on 300 potential voters in wrong polling station. [˜ ere is] absolute who were previously cynical about poli- Hackney, 200 in Manchester, and long laziness from the elector by not joining tics, tonight’s story may be being over- queues were reported in Sutton Cold eld, queues when they arrive, returning at a shadowed by the extraordinary revelation Weybridge, and at a number of locations later time only to  nd a longer line and that Britain cannot competently run the in Newcastle. re-returning at 10pm, which, as it clearly most basic part of the democratic process’. Key Spree Crucially, a number of these locations states, is closing time.’ It was not made are home to a large student demographic, clear to citizens prior to the election that Nelia Minnows Popular student insurer offers new incentive to protect keys

opular student insurance provider and conditions of which can be found at Endsleigh are o¡ ering students an www.endsleigh.co.uk/key. Registration Homo No-Go interesting and useful new incen- is simple, and can be done online or by tiveP for the forthcoming academic year – texting ‘key’ and your e-mail address to free insurance cover for lost keys. 60070. It is estimated that 5.5 million people Endsleigh spokesperson Rhiannon lose their keys every year, and with land- Harris said of the new scheme: ‘We know NUS LGBT Conference delegates experience lords usually not required to replace keys how easy it is to lose your house disgraceful homophobic abuse at national Conference as part of rental arrangements, the costs of locksmiths and replacement keys can soon mount up. US LGBT Conference delegates to eject the individuals responsible for Delegates are reporting that they are Endsleigh are o¡ ering free key have been le shaken and em- the threats of violence, which alongside in the process of making statements to insurance for students moving barrassed a er the disgrace- the hateful comments, continued for the the police, and claim that o¬ cials are in into private rented accommo- Nful homophobic actions of fellow hotel duration of the evening. ˜ e delegate spo- the process of acquiring hotel CCTV. ˜ e dation or for accommoda- guests. ˜ e a ermath of the 8th of May ken to con rmed that many individuals hotel has apparently released a statement, tion not covered by an has seen delegates threaten a boycott of feared for their safety in an environment claiming that their policy will be reviewed Endsleigh block posses- the hotel chain which played host to what assumed safe. to ensure more security sta¡ is present re- sions scheme. Students transpired, which ultimately resorted in His account has been corroborated gardless of time of day, and that they will who register for the police intervention. by the approximately 450-member- be more aware of LGBT issues. scheme will receive Seren was unfortunately unable to strong following on a Facebook group Yet this is simply not enough for some. free cover should contact the hotel for a statement re- established immediately preceding the ˜ ere are a number of delegates stating their keys become lost or stolen, up to A Bangor delegate witnessed fi rst-hand the homophobic, the value of £500. transphobic and bi-phobic incidents that occured Other bene ts are or Ÿ at keys and we also attached to the know how that it is these sorts of garding the events. We have spoken to events, members calling for a boycott of they will be bringing o¬ cial legal action scheme, and the unexpected expenses that make  nancial a Bangor delegate who witnessed the the hotel chain in question. Alongside against the hotel for breach of disability company will assist planning di¬ cult for students. Endsleigh’s homophobic, transphobic and bi-phobic the problems already reported, his fellow discrimination regulations and for neg- students in  nding a free key cover aims to stop a small mistake incidents that occurred throughout the delegates are reporting general hospitality ligence of customers. ˜ ose a¡ ected are locksmith in an emer- becoming expensive and inconvenient for evening  rst-hand. de ciencies within the hotel, and an un- also hoping to take the story to the na- gency should the need students’. Delegates were joined in the hotel by helpful and unprofessional response from tional press to ensure events like this are arise. a wedding party, who upon leaving the hotel sta¡ . Delegates were le so shaken not repeated in future. Students have until the venue began to make derogatory com- by the events that an emergency motion Go to homophobiaday.org for more 31st of May to register for Liz Stevens ments and remarks towards delegates, was passed to a unanimous vote, outlin- information. the scheme, the full terms and threatening violence towards some. ing exactly what had occurred. It received Liz Stevens It has been alleged that hotel sta¡ refused a standing ovation. 5 End of Year Issue 2010 NEWS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Have the Millenium Double double oil and Development Goals Scored? Five years on from trouble setting targets to Are BP backing away from their responsibilities in the Gulf? eradicate Third World suffering their success is he explosion at the Deepwater such as tourism in the region are already of environmental impact and compensa- with”. As the three companies debate over reviewed Horizon rig on 20th April which feeling a decline in business. Samantha tory payouts. Nearly 100 law suits appear blame, the argument for clean, sustain- killed 11 people continues to cause Joye of the University of Georgia said “It to have been  led already in the four US able energy to become more widespread en years into an ambitious UN- Tmore disruption. BP’s senior vice-presi- could take years, possibly decades, for the states a¡ ected by the slick: Louisiana, not only in America, but across the world led project to combat poverty, a dent in exploration and production busi- system to recover from an infusion of this Florida, Alabama and Mississippi where is strengthened. Perhaps the most liberal television series is assessing the Tprogress in the world’s poorest countries. ness, Kent Wells, said: “˜ ere is no way to quantity of oil and gas. We’ve never seen BP have distributed $100m in grants. president the US has seen in years will measure it [the Ÿ ow]” but there are esti- anything like this before. It’s impossible to ˜ e eight Millennium Development mates that 1.5km beneath the waves up fathom the impact” Barack Obama: “BP is responsible for this Goals (MDGs) were launched in 2000 to 210,000 gallons of crude oil have been and aim to address the most crucial issues Ÿ ooding into the Gulf of Mexico every leak. BP will be paying the bill.” in developing countries, from combating day. News is now showing the oil, instead AIDS, to reducing child mortality and en- of rising to the surface to be siphoned Some of the families of those killed and take this message from an event which has suring environmental sustainability. away, is coagulating due to dispersants injured are also suing for wrongful death. been dubbed “Obama’s Katrina”. Alistair Lawson visited a safety pin BP had been using to disband the it. ˜ is Barack Obama said in Louisiana “BP is ˜ e Guardian are o¡ ering their sup- factory in the Bangladeshi capital of comes a er other attempts to capture and responsible for this leak. BP will be paying port by opening a suggestion submis- Dharka, which employs around ten chil- drain the oil failed a er ice-like crystals the bill.” Although BP dispute responsibil- sion on their website where anyone can dren under the age of 14. Ten-year-old formed, blocking the procedure. ity for the slick (Transocean and Hallibur- o¡ er a solution. ˜ ey say “In particular, Asma works twelve hours per day using ˜ e cost to BP so far is around £240bn ton are also being examined over the fault we’re looking for views from experts with a machine so powerful that one mis- but the cost paid by the Gulf Coast, which which caused the explosion) their shares knowledge of the oil industry. Whether take could cost her  ngers. ˜ e foreman houses 25% of US wetlands, could be im- have plummeted, losing them $30bn from you’re an engineer in the  eld, an aca- claims the electricity is so unpredictable measurably greater. As the human popu- their market value. demic or a retired oil expert, we’d like to that he is forced to switch it on using a lation around the coast of Louisiana is ˜ e Oil Pollution Act passed in 1990 hear from you.” ˜ e most useful sugges- broomstick. Like 1.3 million other chil- especially sparse, the wildlife in that area states “˜ e maximum amount which may tions will be published and sent to BP. dren in the country, Asma works full- thrives. ˜ ere are fears for the 400 native be paid from the Fund is $1,000,000,000 Visit www.guardian.co.uk/ for more in- time to help feed her family. Her father’s species of seabirds, turtles and whales and for a single incident”. Although this forces formation. job as a rickshaw driver does not generate for the migratory birds which use the Gulf BP to pay for some of the damage the oil enough money to feed her mother and wetlands as a stopover. In turn, there is a slick has caused, President Obama’s ef-  ve siblings. knock on e¡ ect to the human population. forts to raise the cap to $1.5bn have so far According to the UN, the cost of edu- ˜ e multi-billion-dollar  shing industry ˜ e spill is frequently being compared been to no avail. which relies on  sh, shrimp, crabs and to the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil tanker spill Catastrophes of this intensity may only Georgia Mannion oysters is at serious risk and subsequently, in Alaska. ˜ e Deepwater Horizon has occur every 2 or so decades, but the e¡ ects thousands of Americans are facing the emptied less oil into the ocean; however reach much further into the years than prospect of unemployment. Other areas it looks to eclipse Exxon Valdez in terms the time they take to be o¬ cially “dealt Guantanamo Ten-year-old Asma, a full time factory employee cation is the primary reason for children not to be enrolled in school. Children’s Bay? No, Derby... contribution to their household economy comes a close second. Unicef  gures state that primary school enrolment is 90 per Historic court ruling prohibits cent but child employment remains a dif-  cult issue to combat. It is directly target- woman from exercising her civil liberties ed by MDGs 1 (to end poverty and hun- ger), 2 (universal education), and 4 (child ormer arms investigator Andrea nection with this fraud, which involves jailed. health). ˜ e MDGs cannot be regarded as Davison has been made penni- more than 20 o¡ shore companies and Further injustice surround the individual aims; each issue a¡ ects others. less by the misuse of the Proceeds spans the globe. ˜ e crime is on-going and speci cs of the Order, which make Maternal healthcare for instance, is Fof Crime Act. Lauded to the public as a on April the 1st AMF, the regulatory and it expressly illegal for Andrea to Former Arms Investigator Andrea another area which is particularly prob- means to deprive drug barons of their ill oversight body for Québec's  nancial sec- pay for legal help or advice to chal- lematic in Bangladesh. Despite the ef- gotten gains, it has recently been extended tor warned investors not to invest in HBF lenge the Order. Liberty, an inde- Andrea has lost almost everything move- forts of MDG 5, designed to tackle the to include fair dodgers, pension  ddlers, (one of the suspect companies). pendent human rights organisation which able she owns; the restraint order dubs healthcare de cit, the estimated ratio of and Andrea. Derby Police, who claimed jurisdiction works to defend and extend rights and her home a ‘realisable asset’ and clearly maternal deaths per 10,000 live births re- Andrea, who lives quietly in a Ÿ at in because one of the fraud victims lives in freedoms in England and Wales said that threatens to leave her homeless, the threat mains as high as 570 (2005  gures). For Y Felinheli, has been accused of an in- of arrest looming if she so much as pur- every maternal death many more women ternational multi-million pound fraud by Unsatisfi ed with a lack of evidence to charge chases a loaf of bread or food for her cat. experience lifelong disabilities as a result Derby Police. On January 13th male police It beggars belief as to what else may con- of pregnancy, meaning children are less o¬ cers raided her Ÿ at, seizing almost eve- Andrea, Derby police obtained an order freez- travene a breach of Article 3 of the Human likely to attend school and more likely to ry item of value and document she pos- ing her bank accounts and assets Rights Act - no one shall be subjected to experience poverty. sessed. Among the documents taken was torture or to inhuman or degrading treat- ˜ ere are just  ve years le to achieve evidence concerning the location of Iraq’s Derby, were unable to  nd the evidence to it was "wrong to give the state a power to ment or punishment. As a result, some are the MDGs. UN Secretary-General Ban Weapons of Mass Destruction following charge Andrea. Unsatis ed, in April they opt for extensive con scation of defend- questioning whether we are in fact living Ki-Moon has called upon world leaders the  rst Gulf War; matters currently be- obtained a Restraining Order from Judge ants' assets in circumstances where it does in a totalitarian state, where individuals to attend a conference in New York in ing investigated by the Chillcott Inquiry. John Burgess to freeze her bank accounts not have su¬ cient evidence to prosecute have lost the right to presumption of in- September to optimise progress towards ˜ e Search and Seizure Warrant issued and assets. ˜ e order has made it illegal them in the criminal courts". nocence, the right to a fair trial, and where the goals. In a report, Mr Ban said, “Our by Judge John Burgess of Derby Crown for her to use any of her own money ex- Andrea is the former Intelligence Advi- the State can barge into our home upon world possesses the knowledge and re- Court gave the police authority to take not cept for state bene ts. Contrary however, sor to the Trade and Industry Select Com- mere suspicion, stealing our belongings sources to achieve the MDGs. We must only almost all of Andrea’s possessions but to the sworn statement used to obtain the mittee on Arms to Iraq, and following the and freezing our assets whilst preventing not fail the billions who look to the inter- also to seize from all Ÿ ats within the build- Restraining Order, made by DC Win- raid on her home in January she contacted us from doing anything about it. national community to ful ll the promise ing. Derby police did remove the contents nard, an accredited  nancial investigator, Lord Douglas Hoyle, a member of that For further details you can view And- of the Millennium Declaration for a bet- of another Ÿ at, but were forced to return Andrea is not in receipt of any state ben- Committee. In a bizarre twist she ar- rea’s website www.aµ io.co.uk. ter world.” these to the owner in April. e ts. A simple phone call to the Depart- ranged with Lord Hoyle to deliver a letter At the time of writing, David Cameron ˜ is situation arose because Andrea ment of Work and Pensions would have personally to Gordon Brown telling him had just entered 10 Downing Street. His provided a former client with mailing established that fact. Reminiscent of the about the loss of the Arms to Iraq docu- responsibility to renew Britain’s commit- services in the UK and although not ar- draconian 18th century laws, where men ments. Lord Hoyle con rmed the letter Sophie Mills ment to the MDGs is just one of many is- rested or charged, this client has been and women were deported to Australia was delivered but it seemed from then on sues he must now face. accused of being involved in the fraud. for stealing a loaf of bread, if Andrea dares the situation has only worsened. Rachel Stretton No-one, in fact, has been charged in con- do such a thing she could be arrested and Without charge and on mere suspicion 6 End of Year Issue 2010 COMMENT www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

New Unity Chair Luke Dobson refl ects on the last year of our LGBT society

ell, it’s the end of a year of con- So what has Unity done this year? Apart goes to pot. stant change for Unity. ˜ e from the massive rebrand it has run six We have not organised huge gatherings committee that formed last Fruit Salads including a very fun and suc- of LGBT people or put on a campaign to ri- Wsummer took the society in a new and cessful Pic N Mix, with the end of year one val Stonewall this year but we had no need greater direction; changing the name, logo coming up soon (more information later), to. Unity has run without many hiccups and presence of our LGBT society. ˜ is created awareness campaigns through and has proved itself to be one of the best was all done because, frankly, its previous posters which were spread around Bangor LGBT groups in Wales. OK, I’m biased, but incarnation was behind the times with its and has sent delegates to many NUS Wales I truly believe that what has been achieved militant Pride outlook and introvert na- LGBT conferences through which we have this year is the reformation of a solid soci- ture. formed links with LGBT groups from oth- ety which can, and will, be built upon. I am proof that this change worked er universities across the country. ˜ ough, this year isn’t completely over and drew in new people with fresh ideas. One of the main reasons that we exist yet. Either pop along to our last few meet- Last year I vowed that I would never get is to provide support for LGBT students ings in Bar Uno at 6pm every Monday or involved in our LGBT society for exactly coming to Bangor. During Welcome Week just come to our grand  nale Fruit Salad the reasons stated above. Yet when this this year Unity had Queer Guides on hand in Time on Tuesday 25th May. Trust me; year came around I saw the new society at to o¡ er help, advice or just someone to talk it’ll be wonderful in the literal sense of the Serendipity and thought I’d go along to one to face to face about your sexuality. Com- word. of the meetings. A er a couple of weeks ing to university is terrifying enough with- For those of you who will be here next of plucking up the courage I went and sat out having to worry about coming out to year, keep an eye out for us. You may not through a lively, interesting meeting. Fast your new friends, a er all. have wanted to come along to our meetings What's a little forward to the here and now and the peo- ˜ roughout the year the committee this year yet if you decide to start afresh ple I met there are now good friends, I’ve have comforted and befriended LGBT stu- during Fresher’s Week come and have a been writing this column for the past three dents, made them feel welcome and has let chat, throw your ideas for a campaign or a issues and I am Chair of Unity (something them know that they have people to fall theme for a Fruit Salad on the table or just racism between I thought I would never say). back on if everything else in their world sit and relax. friends?

mmigration policy was one of the higher demand for services and goods as most-debated issues in the UK elec- well as encouraging the growth of the job tion just past. ˜ e three main national market. Ironically it seems to be non-capi- Iparties have relatively comprehensive talists who acknowledge this more readily policy on migration, with major di¡ er- than others; Labour and the Liberal Dem- ences on the treatment of asylum seekers, ocrats seem to be much more keenly aware student visa holders, and immigration of the positive e¡ ect of immigration than reform and caps. As a politically active the Conservatives, realising that rather American hoping to settle in the UK per- than a cap (despite Nick Clegg’s current manently, immigration is a topic at which failure to stick to Lib Dem policy) what is I perk up my ears. ˜ e gulf between the needed is a tailored immigration system public debate on immigration in the UK that separates voluntary immigrants from versus the US struck asylum seekers in me as signi cant, Middle Eastern its criteria for who given all the talk dur- communities in the UK stays and who goes. ing the televised lead- Seeing as a majority ers’ debates about the are frequently scape- of voters selected ‘special relationship’. goated and targeted by one of these two The Body Police Currently di¡ erences progressive parties in domestic policy do the most open and in the May elec- not drive US-UK re- virulent racists tions, it raises in- eth Ditto. Fashion icon, musical gen- up in a gold lame bodysuit and no shoes and lations, but domestic teresting questions ius, fat celebrity, queer activist, femi- dances and sings and everybody gasps in policy issues should arguably factor into about how Britain should react to the latest nist, inspirational to many of our gen- horror once the pap shots come out the next the amount of distance between our two immigration news out of America. Beration. Whenever the subject of the Ditto day; Madonna does it and we get to watch the countries. Arizona, a southwestern state border- comes up I seem to encounter the twinned video on Viva for the next six months. What Consider the fact that economic sanc- ing Mexico, has recently passed legislation issues of fat and gender. She’s notorious for about the bodies of everyday women? tions on developing post colonial coun- that evokes the worst kind of Apartheid- wearing crazy stu¡ , and she has also bared Every day we navigate the continuums of tries are a go-to ‘solution’ for the US and era police state; starting in July 2010 police it ALL in print. People seem to think it’s ap- con dence and expectation, throwing in a the UK to domestic practices with which may demand papers o¡ anyone stopped propriate and acceptable to comment on her dash of social dictums about what is Ÿ attering both countries disagree. ˜ e immigration for a primary o¡ ence (e.g. tra¬ c stops) body and I’m not sure why. and what is “appropriate”. What is most fash- discussion in Britain and the US quickly whom they reasonably suspect to be an Is it because she is a celebrity, and her ion advice but poorly disguised body sham- goes on a xenophobic bent particularly illegal alien. ˜ e law has civil liberties body resides partially in the public domain? ing? Regardless of work attire (and most of when communities of people of colour are activists, government o¬ cials at all lev- Is it because she is a woman, and her body is us do not work where the Ditto or Madonna pro led or highlighted in the press. Asian els and across the political aisle, and the perceived to be public property? Is it because work) and conventions on appropriateness, and Middle Eastern communities in the state and national media in an uproar. ˜ e she is fat, and her body is perceived to be both every woman lives under a social dress code UK have frequently been scapegoated and Governor of Arizona, a Republican, has public property and the public face of shame? that communicates everything from mes- are targeted by the most open and virulent defended the legislation and on Fox News I never know which it is. I always have to sages about her body and how it needs to be racists; in the US, attacks on Latinos in named illegal immigration as a terrorist compare her to myself and my friends, other disguised, transmogri ed, and perfected to parts of the country most a¡ ected by im- threat being perpetrated against her state. women who wear a range of sizes and oc- those little ‘instinctual’ ideas about fear and migration from Latin America have made ˜ e obvious racial pro ling intent inher- cupy numerous professions; in trying to suss how we should control ourselves lest those life less safe for both settled and migrant ent in the legislation has been defended out what exactly it is that makes people feel a around us lose control. Dressing a certain communities. Despite their heterogenous by the tri-cornered hat brigade as well as sense of ownership over Beth Ditto’s appear- way is every inch a political act, as much as natures these groups bear the brunt of right and centre-right politicians. ˜ e UK ance. it is a personal choice. Beth Ditto’s gold lame negative reception to immigration largely mustn’t complacently shrug o¡ the situa- ˜ e feminist in me always wants to come and bare feet are an act of rebellion against due to an undercurrent of aversive (but tion in Arizona; early polls have shown the back to the gender issue, because it’s so rel- the social control exerted over fat/queer/ sometimes overt) racism in both coun- new law to be popular across a wide cross- evant and so obvious. Objecti cation, sexism, women by everyone, including from within. tries. section of Americans. ˜ e UK has its own the body, and fashion are all closely entan- ˜ e debate among feminists over using the It is easy for political parties on both progressivism battles to  ght but in the gled. ˜ ere is a kind of policing that goes on- master’s tools rages constantly. Sometimes sides of the pond to shellac a veneer of meantime American domestic discrimi- and many women will know what I mean by we just want to get dressed in the morning white liberal rhetoric over what amount nation must not go unexamined by one of this- whereby the already subjective ‘rules’ of without worrying about masters, tools, or im- to racist would-be immigration policies. its closest allies. ˜ e UK has an obligation fashion are made more arbitrary by the body aginary dress codes. Don’t be the body police. ˜ e economy, culture, and community are to set an example to Americans and to the inhabiting them. Short skirts, low cut tops, Spend a day not giving out helpful ‘fashion all arguments frequently invoked against world that racist discrimination will not be leggings as pants, horizontal stripes, the col- advice’. Not all of us have the fearlessness of immigration and in favour of protection- tolerated amongst friends. our black… depending on the wearer these Beth Ditto to protect us. ism and closed borders. All the while, new things acquire signi cance. Beth Ditto shows Jennifer Krase immigrants swell the economy by creating Jennifer Krase 7 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk COMMENT Have a break, Screw you guys, I'm not a KitKat going home Premeditated murder and it is abhorrent that a mere corporation is still getting away with it estlé has never had a good Nestlé uses palm oil in the reputation yet until recently I production of innumerable products, Nhad no real idea why. I remember including the Kit-Kat. Palm oil is one of learning about the Baby Milk horrors the greatest threats to the environment in the 1970’s from my liberal year six as countries have destroyed huge teacher but had considered it a part of swathes of rainforest in order to plant Matthew Cox and Jennifer Krase examine 2 sides of Episode 200 the past. Unfortunately for the world thousands of crops. Madagascar, a ast month, South Park celebrated Friends" without issue. What which streams episodes, featured a it is far from being a piece of history. country once dense in rainforest, is their 200th episode with a two- happened after “200” was further message detailing why the episode If you were to draw up a list of the almost completely bare because its Lparter referencing some of proof that this standard is unfair and could not be shown, as well as Matt top ten contentious and boycotted government found that palm oil was the funniest events in the show’s discriminatory. Extremist website and Trey denying the censorship corporations, Nestlé would be up there vastly more profi table. The ecological history. The episode also served as a Revolution Muslim threatened as a "meta-joke" on their part. The with arms manufacturers and insurance ramifi cations of deforestation on this commentary by Matt Stone and Trey violence against Parker and Stone episodes "200" and "Super Best companies, but why? It supplies scale are catastrophic. Animals such as Parker on the view shared by some if they aired pictures of Muhammad Friends" were also pulled from that chocolate to millions of people and the Orang-utan are losing their homes. Muslims that the depiction of the and that they would probably "end site. Furthermore, "201" was not what can be greater than chocolate? This endangered species is being wiped prophet Muhammad is prohibited. up like Theo Van Gogh", (a Dutch repeated on any network, and was Fair trading and the promotion of out because of money. Babies have In “200”, when Stan's dad Randy pulled from TV screens in the UK, human life maybe? died because of money. showed a stick fi gure depicting Why should Muham- Sweden and Holland. In the 1970’s 1.5 million children Some of the more what Muhammad might look like, The question is: why should Nestlé began selling cynical people in the room collectively gasped. At mad be elevated Muhammad be elevated beyond powdered milk, or a year die from the this world could say one point a character says, "Jesus insult? What does he have that baby formula, to that babies die of doesn't matter when Muhammad is beyond insult? Jesus and Buddha don't? South the third world. The malnourishment starvation in African involved!" Muhammad spends the fi lm-maker shot after he made a fi lm Park suggests that Mohammad has astounding problem countries every day. entire episode in a "CENSORED" criticising the treatment of women in a kind of "goo" which gives him the with this was the that the lack of Whole campaigns block or disguised as a bear in case Islam). Comedy Central, the show's "power to not get ripped on". Or it way in which they have been run to extremists bomb the town. To further broadcaster, panicked, and heavily could be that Islamic extremists have went about getting the expensive and save them so why highlight how ludicrous the writers edited the copy of "201" that was been dining out on 9/11 for nearly the local population should we give a fi nd the situation, Buddha is seen sent to them by Matt and Trey. Even a decade, and that by using the to buy their product. addictive Nestlé damn about a few snorting coke and Jesus watches the word "Muhammad" was censored biggest terrorist atrocity of our time Giving out free children dying from porn on the Internet. out, as well as a fi nal speech about to invoke fear, they can cause people samples to mothers, products brings. 1.5 baby formula? 1.5 Their point: the "Muhammad "intimidation and fear". to buckle to their demands. Comedy the babies would million children a Standard" is excessive, considering At fi rst I was willing to accept Central, by censoring the episode become used to the million people year die from the Muhammad was originally portrayed this as a ploy by the creators, but and pulling it from foreign screens, formula and would malnourishment that in the 2001 episode "Super Best the South Park Studios website, let the terrorists win. not revert to the far healthier and free the lack of the expensive and addictive breast milk. In a destitute environment Nestle products brings. 1.5 million he controversy over South The show’s primary intended is unreasonable belies our cultural wherein the parents could not afford people. This is premeditated murder Park’s 200th episode needs audience has embarrassingly found arrogance and sense of entitlement. to buy this product that their children and it is vile and abhorrent that a mere context. The show is American this unproblematic. A fringe website There are no religious prohibitions were now dependent upon, the babies corporation is still getting away with it. T satirical humour and often posted threats against Matt Stone and against depicting Jesus or Buddha. died. Even if the parents could gather Nestlé is a corporation which is employs ‘ironic’ jokes to underline Islamophobia is on the rise and there together enough money to continue actually clueless about ethics and the contemporaneous issues. Its creators is a dearth of respectful, realistic, buying the formula, without proper common good. There is a reason that are two white, straight American The notion that the and relevant depictions of Muslims in nutrients found in breast milk, the people boycott its products and that men who have arguably liberal international media. To mock Islam babies became malnourished. Greenpeace saw fi t to create a rather ‘terrorists have won’ political views that unfortunately do and its believers as though in a socio- This eventually came to the attention disgusting but informative video on not inoculate them against deploying belies our cultural political vacuum takes the mick out of of the international community which, the death of orang-utans making your racist and ethnic stereotypes. “200” the ideas of tolerance and respectful obviously, declared that it could not chocolate. If you forget about the and “201”, the heavily censored arrogance humorous dialogue, instead feeding continue so laws preventing this environmental and ecological abuses episodes now pulled from the show’s Trey Parker, prompting the network’s racist and ethnocentric ideas about method of sale came into effect. As there is still the human rights abuse. network and website, depicted the decision as well as discussion people who share the burdens of our well as this, many activists created a People trusted Nestlé but lost it when Prophet Muhammad in violation of amongst fans and pundits. The time. public boycott of Nestlé products in they revealed their dark side. People the religious beliefs of many Muslims notion that the ‘terrorists have won’ the developed world. However this was trust their doctors but their doctors worldwide. or that the ‘Muhammad Standard’ forgotten when the news cycle changed give them adverts and free samples and the world moved onto another of products which are detrimental to issue. In Ghana, today, Nestlé give children’s lives. Nestlé have no trust doctors prescription pads with adverts in people and seemingly do not care for the formula on them. People see about their human rights violations and this as a medical endorsement that support of environmental destruction. LITTLE this is a good product to buy for your People need to boycott a company children and do so. which deserves neither their trust, How can anyone see this as ethical? allegiance nor money. Nestlé, your Nestlé apparently can. cover is blown. 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www: redskintattoo.co.uk E-mail: [email protected] 8 End of Year Issue 2010 FEATURES www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Lord of The Onion Rings Tash Larking Tabz McGuinness fi nds what makes the perfect ring of the onion variety. n the beginning, man (or woman, for fl accid and lifeless in their sad, foil-coated bag. that matter), worked the land to provide Whilst they may be delicious if you get them Ithemselves with the food they needed to over the counter, I wouldn’t recommend a home survive. In this pursuit, they discovered the delivery. For a drier and crisper battered onion versatile, eye-watering bulb known as Allium ring, I’m afraid you’ll have to travel a little Cepa. Or, to you and me, the oh-so-versatile further afi eld. If your desire is strong enough, and talented onion. Let’s face it, this crafty then the crunchiest of the battered variety (that little vegetable creeps into most of the nation’s I could fi nd), dwells in the Antelope, by Menai favourite dishes – from Spag Bol to Curries – so Bridge. Whilst I should warn you, its crunchy I guess it isn’t a surprise that it’s such a fi rm outer shell doesn’t pack the fl avoursome favourite. However, I recently discovered that punch you might expect, it provides you with this tasty little ingredient sneaks into pretty a generally pleasant experience. To me, the much every restaurant and take away menu. king of the battered bunch is also pretty good Almost indiscernible in the mêlée of hamburgers, value – served in a big quantity. The Varsity fry ups and other more fi lling dishes hides the beer-battered onion rings have fl avour and bite, humble onion ring, usually nestled in the corner and you can tell that they may have once been with the side salads and cheesy garlic an onion. If you’re into your onion rings, bread. Noticing it there made they’re defi nitely worth a look. me wonder why it’s so often Despite Bangor’s seeming ignored. On any menu there preference to battered onion can be a number of different rings, a couple of places types of chips, just as do offer the lesser-eaten there are hundreds of breaded variety. Whilst they potato options in the don’t have the popularity Ben Smith performing in freezer aisle in the and grease factor of their Bangor’s Got Talent with supermarket. But the battered counterparts, onion ring stands alone, they certainly pack a The Rusty Cadillacs perceived as dull and, good crunch and give therefore, ignored. I them a run for their decided a revival was money. If you’re in upper necessary and set out Bangor, then you can stop to try as many different off in University Plaice to onion rings as humanly grab some hot out of the possible. Given the fact I fryer. They’re not bad, but was in Bangor, the choice was they put A LOT of salt on them, endless, so I decided to share so I’d recommend keeping a my top eight. watchful eye on their preparation Before I began sampling the great if you want them salt-free. Down the 3 Girls and a Piano onion rings of Bangor, I hadn’t really thought hill, Yellow pub (or Yr Hen Glan), serves that there were many differences between a cheeky little dish of them, priced at a mere them. I mean, how many ways can somebody £1.25, very hot and full of bite. They’re oniony get a piece of onion, batter it and deep fry it? and plentiful – certainly worth a munch if you But, in my travels, I noticed a huge difference have a little spare change. Similarly, just around in quality, taste and (most importantly) quantity the corner, Fat Cat Café Bar. To me, these onion Excess oil made them a little limp – and we all know how that can affect an otherwise great experience Bangor’s Got and cost. So this isn’t like a chart, it’s about rings are in a league of their own. Not only are picking what qualities you revere in your onion they crisp, hot and in good quantity, but they ring. For example, if price is your key concern, are actual rings of onion. They haven’t been then I’d recommend Wetherspoon’s (The Black fried to mush, battered into an oil slick or left Bull Inn). The onion rings come in a little side limp and lifeless. The actual onion has bite, dish (as is standard), and are hot, battered and the individual rings varying sizes denotes a Talent !! and gooey. Bar Uno seems to echo pretty defi nite home-made quality to them, that I just much the same kind of onion ring, though in a couldn’t fi nd anywhere else. If you’re an onion lesser quantity (and, when I visited, they were ring connoisseur, you have to try it. I defy you distinctly chilled). If you’re the fry up – loving not to try and fi nd a legal loophole that allows kind of person, these places are for you. They you to marry it afterwards. are the onion ring you expect when you get That’s about my lot, I’m afraid. I hope this them fresh out of the deep fat fryer. However, has enticed you to go forth and once again for me, they were a little oily. In my experience, take up the modest onion ring into your hearts fi ve paper napkins per meal is a little much, and bellies. You can justify it as healthier than as well as a stretch on the environment. The chips (it’s a proper vegetable after all), embrace other downside to this was that the excess oil its A and E vitamins, and have a softmint to made them a little limp – and we all know how push away the dodgy after effects (because that can affect an otherwise great experience. no one likes onion breath). Or, if you’re really This was particularly obvious in the onion rings enthusiastic (and skint), try making your own. I ordered from Bella. Whilst hot, they arrived Happy eating! B.E.D.S - Insider EDS has come a long way this year, After more accusations and secrets, exposing delivering fantastic performances again a web of stolen money, drug dealings and sex Band again and the Murder Mystery did not changes, the murderer’s identity was fi nally he fi nal of Bangor’s Got up in third place was 3 Girls Sam Sparrow which personally fail to exceed the expectations of another great revealed as the Stage Manager (Seth Allan), Talent took place on and a Piano. This band went I thought was fantastic. performance. Written and directed by member who then killed himself at the end of the TWednesday 21st April through from the second heat It seems he didn’t let his of BEDS, the Murder Mystery was a different performance. Great characterisation work and 2010 and from what I hear and I was glad to see they kept standard slip at all and gave it approach to improvising and performance excellent performances from all of the actors was a fantastic evening of their high standards all the his best managing to squeeze interactions. The aim of the evening was for made for a successful interactive event, where entertainment. With all 10 way to the end. past the rusty Cadillac’s for the the audience to interact with characters, asking each actor was able to make quick excuses fi nalists ready to fi ght their The Rusty Cadillacs were number one spot and the cash questions, watching improvised scenes and and produce alibis, which created believable way to the top to win the £100 yet again piped to the post prize. trying to discover who murdered the lead actor characters and scenarios and enabled the cash prize it was a competition for number one spot this year I would like to congratulate of the theatre company. Part of the task set to audience to buy into the turmoil and confusion and the winner was decided by which is disappointing to see everyone that took part this the actors was to confuse, accuse and deny the faced by ‘The Travelling Players’. the audience. because their unusual musical year you all did very well and fact that they murdered the lead actor. Being a part of the Murder Mystery was a With all the acts being such talents are great to hear and were all very brave. I hope to The evening introduced ‘The Travelling great experience in Improvisation, audience high quality it’s not a surprise watch. It was no surprise to see you take part next year Players’, a drama group, which on the opening interaction and allowed BEDS to raise money for to see the result were so close. see them back again at this and I can’t wait to see next night of ‘Anthony and Cleopatra’ had their lead local charities. Thanks to Fiona Maslin and Lisa Dave Hannaway showed us year’s heats and it really was years talent actor (Dave Higginson) murdered onstage, Yarwood for organising and enforcing the play the drummer is always under a close decision. Maybe third sending the cast into turmoil. During the fi rst and to Kees De Vries for direction and advice rated with his spectacular time lucky? half of the show many of the theatre’s dark on character traits. All in all the performance drumming. I have been told Tom Cole a sole artist gave secrets are revealed and many suspects were was a successful and entertaining night for all that his set was well prepared an outstanding performance established. In Act 2 the lead’s wife (Kathryn involved.’ and “awesome” (quoted from during the fi rst heat with his Stacey Gannon Cook) was murdered, which led to the discovery Tom Hecht himself). Coming rendition of Black and Gold by that both of the murders were due to poisoning. Laura Smith

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Hi guys It’s the end of an era for features this year. It’s been great fun being a part of Seren, even with InDesign being a douche (French for “shower”). I’d like to thank all the societies that put on great shows for us to review, they were all fantastic. Congratulations to Tommy Cole for winning BGT and DJ Soc for winning society of the year. The fashion pages were a great with Stacey Marie creation for one year and I had Fashion fun making them. Thank you to all the models who took the time As the Summer Ball to help and a special thanks to graces us with its presences it high time guys Jo and Dan for making it look and dolls dressed up, look pretty, listen to awesome. Thank you Georgia good music and drink responsibly (ish) for all your help this year and but mostly have fun whilst looking great. Aaron for bringing Cheryl Cole into my life. Have a great This year the university have teamed up summer and see you next year! with Debenhams. Find out here how to Stacey bag yourself a brilliant deal...

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Wildcard Award Event of the year LAW SOCIETY UGLY BUGS BALL Achievement of the year Wildcard Award NIGHTLINE SNOOKER & POOL

Best Performance Best New Society BEDS - MUCH ADO BRASS BAND ABOUT NOTHING

riday April 30th saw the culmination award, and those of us that saw it t a b l e success of the of another year of hard work from our 56 will surely agree it was an exceptional piece of as the Brass Band who event, as she herself had Fstrong band of dedicated societies. In stark theatre. Herpetology fought off stiff competition were given small (but noisy) commented only 2 years contrast to the black tie formality of the AU and took Academic Society of the Year, and musical instruments. Those before that the Society awards dinner held a week before, almost 100 the Brass Band collected Best New Society, lucky enough to be seated Awards had the potential to people settled down in front of a roaring fi re with its leader, Meurig Jenkins also collecting on the gallery were subsequently serenaded become a real highlight of the in Hendre’s great hall, with members from 23 a Gold award for his outstanding contributions throughout dinner….. social calendar. So for those different societies coming together to celebrate and amazing dedication. The fantastic efforts The awards ended with Societies & Events of you that missed it – you missed out! each other’s successes, and enjoy an evening of of BUGS in organising a national ball for over Offi cer, Tom Hecht, presenting the much coveted With many farewells to be had this year we hearty grub and home-grown music. 150 people won them the Event of the Year, 2 Society of the Year award to the DJ Society for must sadly bid farewell to our Mr Hecht after And what a year of successes it has been. This Gold awards and a Silver. Nightline’s tireless their efforts in increasing membership, branding 2 years of service to the SU. For many he has year 16 individuals received Silver Awards, and efforts earned them Achievement of the Year, their society and launching a mentoring scheme been the beacon of knowledge in all things 11 received Gold, their efforts demonstrating a Gold, 2 Silver awards and the well deserved amongst their aspiring DJs, before rounding the ‘society’, and has played an active role in many an outstanding contribution to their respective respect of their peers. The introduction of a night off with some live music from Tom Durkin of the big events here in Bangor during his societies and a dedication in their roles. The ‘Wildcard’ award saw both Snooker & Pool and the Rusty Cadillacs, and a DJ set from the term. At the helm of the societies he has joined eagerly anticipated group awards shone a light picking up an award for their achievements and winners themselves. in, sorted out problems, assisted committees, on some of the smaller societies and saw some incredible performance at the BUCS-UPC 8-ball And so another year draws to a close. New welcomed us into his offi ce and fed us copious much deserved awards being presented. Championships and the Law Society for their societies have emerged, old societies have amounts of tea. I’m sure you will all join me The Indian Society won International Society recent amazing Mooting Event. increased their efforts and many societies have in saying a big good luck to Tom in his future of the Year and an individual Gold award for The personalised gift bags set out on the tables worked together to realize great achievements. endeavours. For the 2010/11 academic year their efforts in raising the profi le of the Indian for each society provided hours of entertainment It was a very enjoyable night and a great way we warmly welcome Rich Gorman into the fold community here in Bangor as well as introducing for one group of mischievous ‘Imps’, and for everyone to get together and pat each other as he takes up the newly formed role of Vice the delights of Indian cuisine and sport at a nobody was particularly surprised when ImpSoc on the back. ‘I am both happy and proud that President Societies & Sustainability. Any words level accessible to all. BEDS performance of (Improvisation Society) were presented with an this has become more of an established event in of advice Tom? “Yeah, Good Luck!” Much Ado About Nothing was well deserving On The Night Award for being the spirit of the the last few years’ commented Tom. I’m sure his of the Performance of the Year and a Silver party. Incidentally they were sat on the same predecessor would have been happy about the 11 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk UNION So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye...

...to this year’s(except sabbatical Sharyn because she’s back team. next year).

he man. The legend. Mr John Jackson has lead our Students’ Union through the toughest of tough times. At the end of his two year marathon he’s gained the respect of many, a few grey hairs and a couple of Tpounds, but he’s also managed to keep our Union going in the face of adversity. Thanks to his efforts, we not only have a decent location for the next two years - with an exciting new nightclub to look forward to - but we’ve also got a much better deal in the new Pontio project than we were originally offered. Those who’ve worked with John over the past couple of years understand just how much dedication and tireless effort he’s put into the job and how crazy it is to sum up everything he’s worked so hard on in two sentences. Our Union and student body owe John a huge amount and we won’t be forgetting it in a hurry. John Jackson - President

ince taking offi ce two years ago, Spencer’s cheeky hamster face has been a fi xture for many of us Sin the Union. With one of the most diverse briefs of any Sabb he has had to make sure that not only Seren keeps in line (tough enough job at the best of times) but make sure Storm and Y Llef also keep in line, as well as making sure all us students are well looked after. What he’s lost in dignity (soak- a-Sabb), he’s made up for in Sabb-fl ab. Jokes aside, Spence will leave a big hole in the Union to be fi lled. Well, maybe one more joke… Spencer George - Deputy President

om Hecht. The Dug of the Union. Always helpful, always friendly, always Tabout. Tom has run the Union’s events (Summer Balls, Serendipities, Give It A Go’s) with more skill than we deserve, and we doubt very much that there’s a society that he hasn’t saved from dire collapse left in the Union. Despite having one of the worst senses of fashion that the Union has seen in living memory, Tom is a true hero to many of us, as it should be. He will be missed. Tom Hecht - Societies & Events

hat can we say about Andy? His booming ‘Da Iwans’ and ‘Na Fos’ down the corridor Wmeant that we could always tell when Andy was about making trouble. In just a year he did great things for the Atheltic Union and for the other Sabb’s sanity. Whilst we mean no disrespect to Danielle Giles, Andy will be missed more than we think he knows, and not just by the AU. At least some of the Seren writers will miss his tight t-shirts as well as his personality and commitment. Andy John - Athletic Union President 12 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

My time in Seren is unfortunately (for you lot) coming to an end. As of September I will sadly no longer be a student. I tried to prolong departing from studentdom by doing a masters, but even that has to end in September and I will be released into the big bad world.

One of the best things that I did in uni was to join Seren and it has opened so many doors. Last year I got to try out a number of different societies that the uni has to offer and did things that I would never have dreamed of doing (medieval enactment and paranormal investigating to name but a few). This year I have taken the time to visit the places and sites that North Wales has to offer and it has really made me appreciate being fortunate enough to live in such a beautiful place.

Through joining Seren I have also made some great friends that I never would have met had it not been for Seren and am very grateful to them for allowing me to have page 12 of Seren to myself. But sadly there will no longer be a Willow Does... which I guess leaves space for a bright young columnist to take my place. So all I can say is if you haven’t joined already, join Seren next year. Willow Does... a very teary goodbye.

town, much to the pleasure of the tourists and slide and much children (often to the dismay of everybody more. There was also a else). The extravaganza is a fun for all weekend climbing wall and stalls Orme, take a retro bus up, ride a train up or a with lots to see and do and it brings a sense of to win prizes, sadly no cable car. I suggest the cable car. At the top there carnival to the town. coconut stall though is a cafe, a shop and stunning panoramic views This year’s extravaganza was fortunate enough (probably health and to have sunny weather and on Friday evening the safety). There was guess it will be diffi cult to write of Snowdonia and Llandudno town and you can town closes to make way for rides, stalls, games candyfl oss, hotdogs about Llandudno without some bias as also see where people have spelt their names out I and more. No traffi c can drive through the high and donuts a-plenty to it is my hometown, but I genuinely do think of stones. If that wasn’t enough, at the base of street and it takes about forty minutes to get in. complete the carnival that it’s one of the nicest towns in North the Orme is a dry ski slope where you can go At midday on the Saturday, Sunday and Monday atmosphere. Wales. There are plenty of things to see and skiing, snowboarding, go down it on a rubber the Victorian parade marches through the town Despite being a do and you won’t bored if you come for a doughnut, go tobogganing, play mini-golf or just and an array of Victorian steam trains, cars, grumbling local I think the day out. sit in the cafe. buses, wagons and people in Victorian clothing Victorian Extravaganza Llandudno is about half an hour away Llandudno is not shy about the fact that it has join in. I was fortunate enough to be working is a great thing to from Bangor (depending on how fast you links with Alice in Wonderland, as the real Alice when this year’s parades were on and therefore happen in Llandudno. drive). On the 5X bus it will take you about and her family used to holiday in Llandudno. It remains to be seen whether Alice and Lewis got paid to watch it on both days. The smell and It gives a sense of the fi fty minutes to get here but the train to town’s history and gets Llandudno leaves a lot to be desired; you will Caroll met in Llandudno; however he did apparently write part of the everyone together. It have to make a change in Llandudno Junction also brings many tourists and the connections are often ill thought out. to the town and is fun for everyone. Llandudno is not shy about the fact that it has links I am going to have to stop now and I feel like I still haven’t covered noise of the steam strains can be overwhelming everything that Llandudno has to offer. In with Alice in bookWonderland, in the St Georges Hotel (where I neither work!). to the pointis of Willow choking. Some of the cars also fact, with the sun out I think I’m going to go pretend to break down halfway through the Now for some history (Zzzz). Modern There is an Alice in Wonderland sculpture at West into town myself after writing this article and parade and everybody gets anxious at whether Llandudno takes its name from the ancient shore and Happy Valley gardens have an Alice enjoy the town; I think that you should too. it will start again. But then they miraculously parish of Saint Tudno. In early modern times in Wonderland theme and are a great place to recover and the parade can carry on (this is just most people who lived there worked either in sunbathe in the Summer. for effect). It really does however give a sense the copper mines, or as fi shermen. During the Other attractions include the pier which of what it would be like to live in Victorian times Victorian times Lord Mostyn perused plans to has many rides and stalls. There is also the (smoky and noisy, judging by the parade) and is develop the town into a tourist resort, and it promenade to walk along or to sit and have fi sh and chips while watching the sea (beware of the a nice way for the town to get together. has never looked back. Today Llandudno is the The rides include dodgems (of most popular seaside resort in North Wales. seagulls). Venue Cymru is located in Llandudno course), a carousel, mandatory What can you do in Llandudno? Well what and hosts pantomimes, musicals, music gigs and stripy tower with can’t you do? Llandudno boasts two shores, the so on. West and North shores. West shore is suitable Victorian Extravaganza for kite-surfi ng, wind-surfi ng, walking, cycling On the May bank holiday of each year and jogging. It has a pond with swans in and Llandudno transforms itself into a Victorian rumour has it that Cliff Richard has a holiday home there. Talking of the Great Orme, there is plenty to do there. You can walk up the

Silver Pinbadge Winners Hannah Meachin Carly Porter Ali Lalloo Hannah Perryman Rebecca Davidson Claire Miller tudent Volunteering Bangor recently held their This June we reluctantly say goodbye to a number of Claire Dutton end of year Annual Review and Awards night volunteers, all of whom have made a huge contribution Beckie Kealy Sophie Wickham Swhich celebrated the achievements of the to SVB throughout their time at university and we department over the last 12 months and highlighted would like to each and every one. Many volunteers Vicky Kassell Will Bulteel the contributions of over 200 students this year. were also presented with our Award for Outstanding Robyn Noden It’s been an very positive year for SVB which has Achievement and we presented these volunteers with Lesley-Anne Bendik held many achievements for the organisation as the fi rst silver SVB pinbadges in recognition of their Sophie Griffiths a whole. In February, we achieved the Investor sin commitment to SVB. Emma Groves Volunteers Awards which was the culmination of Finally, we’d like to end this year by saying a huge Matt Richins over 2 years of work and now places us as one of thank you to all our volunteers, new and old, for Lucy Bryning the best volunteering organisations in the UK. Add their tireless commitment to their projects and for Sam Taylor Danielle Giles to that the creation of several new projects and being part of SVB. We’d also like to say a massive Abi Methley securing additional funding from both the Millennium thankyou to Seren for letting us tell you all about our Jenna Rush Volunteers fund and Keep Wales Tidy, it certainly has endeavours in our magnifi cent student newpaper. Sarah Cooper been another positive year. Thanks for reading about us!

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It may have escaped your notice that there’s a ball happening in Bangor on 29th May! Main Arts will not only be playing host to Mr Hudson, Tinie Tempah, Natty and Maybe Gaga, but also a bunch of local acts like Jaguar Jones, Sam Airey and DJ Mouse. If live bands aren’t your thing there are the Carnival Soundclash, Racubah and Lost Property rooms, carnival rides and Bangor University Jazz Orchestra. Plus you get to do all this in a cocktail dress or dickie bow (or both if that’s what you’re into). You can WIN a pair of tickets by answering this pretty easy question (don’t say we never gave you anything): What was the name of Mr Hudson’s band before he was just Mr Hudson? a) Mr Hudson & The Kitchen b) Mr Hudson & The Conservatory c) Mr Hudson & The Library

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7 years, 31 series and 11 are they coping with the immense Doctor. Matt Smith, I take it all back. I Doctors later, and The Doctor pressure they are under to deliver? doubted you and your ability, I wrote 4is an Icon. A National Treasure. Steven Moffat has written episodes you off as a bad job before you even An Idol worshipped by many. Strong for Doctor Who right from the began, and I was very wrong. words I know, especially when the beginning of its rejuvenation in 2005 He blew me away. In the opening man in question is fi ctional, but and throughout the four series has episode of this new and exciting honours I feel entirely comfortable been responsible for not only some of series, aptly introducing the Eleventh with bestowing on this ever-changing the most memorable episodes, but Doctor in the Easter weekend episode man’s head. some of my own personal favourites. entitled The Eleventh Hour; Matt Since it’s regeneration in 2005 by His previous episodes showed great Smith blew us all away. He plays his the very talented Russell T Davies, versatility with some episodes being own personal Doctor as something who also wrote the late nineties truly “hiding behind the cushion” completely different to Tennant, series Queer as Folk which chronicled terrifying, a quality always accredited although the Tenth Doctor is still the lives of three gay men living in to Doctor Who, even back when very much present within him. The Manchester’s gay village in 1999, the monsters where made out of opening episode was scary, sad, each new series of Doctor Who has cardboard and green felt in the funny and full of twists and turns sent the popularity of this now iconic sixties and seventies, but also some with the Doctor delivering a powerful piece of British television soaring. of the cleverest and most intriguing monologue at the end to a hoard of As with each new incarnation of episodes. He also seems to have a scary optical aliens informing them the Doctor himself, more and more skill for writing incredibly impressive that Earth is well and truly protected, people are falling in love with this two parts, with cliff hangers that are left me with goose bumps and left a impossible man. almost too dramatic to cope with, for lot of Who fans in absolute awe of this The news on Who fans lips at the example The Empty Child/The Doctor plucky young man who, had he not moment is obviously that of one Matt Dances from the fi rst series with pulled it off so spectacularly, might Smith and his newest role as the Eccleston and Silence in the Library/ have looked like a teenager trying long awaited Eleventh regeneration Forest of the Damned from the David on his daddy Tennants clothes. He The opening episode was scary, sad, funny and full of twists and turns with the Doctor delivering a powerful monologue at the end.

of the Doctor, taking the mantle Tennant and Catherine Tate era. His defi nitely held his own. Although the from the charming, talented and most memorable episode though has beautiful and mysterious Amelia Pond amazingly passionate Tenth Doctor, to be the award winning Blink, with played by Karen Gillian very nearly David Tennant...the man, the legend! Tennant and Freema Aygeman playing stole the show. As well as being After the brilliant fi rst series in his assistant, the plucky, no nonsense the sexiest assistant yet, she was 2005 starring the brave Christopher assistant Martha Jones, this episode sensational in the role of the Doctors Eccleston in his modern take on a scared fans witless up and down the new companion and I believe she will very old and well known character, country. So there has always been get more and more interesting as the David Tennant appeared on our a lot to live up to for Steven Moffat, series progresses, she’s a complex screens for no less than three series, not only to fi ll Davis’s boots as head new companion for the Doctor to get with as many companions, and 5 writer but also not letting his previous to grips with (maybe literally, who specials paced throughout 2009 to achievements in writing brilliant and knows!) and their relationship has not keep us addicts with a fresh supply revered episodes overshadow his new yet been investigated at length and of Who drama while a new series was episodes now the series is his. therefore their fate is undecided which absent from our screens. Onto Smith now, a brave and leaves lots of exciting possibilities! What to say about Tennant, the controversial choice. The youngest Maybe another Time Lord-Human- enigmatic Tenth Doctor? He brought Doctor yet by far and also a relatively Metacrysis in the form of a Doctor- a fresh new audience to the shows unknown actor before landing this life Amelia baby, who knows! (One for already massive fan base and many affi rming role, the pressure really was the people as geeky as me out there!) would say, made this monumental on to impress. Many had written him All I know is that this new series, show just that. His performance was off before the series had even started with a new Doctor, new assistant, often witty, charming and bitingly assuming that in his youthfulness new TARDIS, a new head writer at the funny and always wise and clever but he would not be able to play the reins AND a new Sonic Screwdriver, he also portrayed the utter heart ache lonely old Time lord, wise beyond seems to be going from strength to and depression The Doctor often feels any amount of human years and an strength! Matt is really proving his with such beauty and sadness it could incredibly tortured soul at times; and mettle and I think he will continue make even the manliest fan go a little with the success of Tennant to follow to do just that, impressing us all glassy eyed. Tennant himself has and the love the Tenth Doctor had with insightful representation of become a national institution for his from all Who fans to measure up to, I the Doctor. Oh, and I rather like his role as The Doctor, his believability do not envy him! outfi t. It seems entirely right for the and vulnerability endeared him to As much as I hate to admit this, Doctor to wear braces and a bow tie. many and he is sadly missed. as someone who loved David Tennant Geography teacher chic really works But what of Matt Smith? And new and his Doctor more than I believe for him. head writer Steven Moffat? How is healthy, I rather love the Eleventh Laura Stephenson

od of War is famed for boss battles, and God of War 3 combining a somewhat loose certainly delivers in this respect. It Gunderstanding of Greek may seem a little strange that the mythology with a level of violence ultimate goal of the fi rst God of War best described as gut-wrenchingly game was killing one god, whereas insane. However the third instalment in God of War 3 Kratos barely breaks manages to up the ante in this fi eld, a sweat as he confi dently brutalises and right off the bat you are thrown a string of deities. Of course, this into a fi erce battle with Poseidon, does not detract from the overall ruler of the seas. Throughout the enjoyment of the game and once your adventure you encounter various father of a girl he intends pair of amusingly oversized gauntlets disbelief is well and truly suspended mythological creatures and eviscerate to rescue. What with the story which can be used to destroy your the boss battles are hugely enjoyable. fi nishing moves, some of which would them in a violent explosion of blood starting out at such a climactic point, enemies as a wrecking ball would a Most notably is the fi ght against make a hardened serial killer wince and severed limbs. the rest of it is forced to meander paper-mache house. Indeed, few the mind-bendingly enormous titan with disgust. The combat takes an “if Storywise, God of War 3 picks up around for most of the game. It things are more satisfying than Cronos, upon whose back the entirety it ain’t broke, don’t fi x it” approach, right where the previous title left off, seems a bit like the plot devices are turning Hercules’s smug face into not- of the fi rst game was set. with the core elements staying much with Kratos ascending Mount Olympus repeating themselves, with Kratos so-smug pâté. Overall, the combat in With a different creative director the same, though a couple of new on the back of a Titan; a suitably regularly visiting Hades to have his God of War 3 is exciting, fast-paced for each instalment of the 3 major moves have been added. The choice epic beginning sequence, God of War titles, you fi tting of the fi nal title would not expect such in the trilogy. For those Kratos is even more morally ambiguous this time around, as he shows a cohesive vision. of you who are new to few qualms about murdering just about everything that he encounters However, despite some the God of War series, it variation early on, follows the tale of Kratos, every God of War game of weapons, sadly, leaves a lot to be a Spartan warrior with a chip on his hard-earned powers stripped, and his and most important of all, fun. eventually goes through the same desired. Three of four are blades shoulder, in his quest for redemption enemies being somehow surprised to The graphics really push the motions. Unless you’re keen to follow mounted on chains and play in much and vengeance against the Gods who see him casually sauntering out yet PS3 to the limits; all the settings the storyline, you only really need the same way, so you’ll probably betrayed him. This quest is made less again. are beautifully detailed, varied and one God of War game, and this one is fi nd yourself sticking to the fi rst set admirable by the fact that Kratos is The gameplay is much the same intricate. The enemies are similarly as close to perfection as the genre is you’re given – the Blades of Exile even more morally ambiguous this as it has always been in this series; well rendered, although many have likely to get. (not hugely different to the Blades of time around, as he shows few qualms the satisfying hack ‘n’ slash combat simply been lifted from previous God Athena from the previous game...in about murdering just about everything is punctuated by quick-time events of War titles. However the forte of the By Danny Brown and fact not different at all). The only real that he encounters, including the which create delightfully brutal series has always been its spectacular innovation is in the Nemean Cestus: a Lisa Nowak 1717 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk BOOKS & BOX

“You will feel engrossed by the tale it spins, the characters are well thought out, with each personality complimenting the story entirely.”

s we would expect from the You are always very aware you are Essentially the Paradigm Shift allows latest game in the world's playing a game. the characters to simultaneously Amost popular RPG's series There’s a single exception. At function as a Healer, a Support Class the visuals in Final Fantasy XIII are about the 25-hour mark, you fi nally and as a Warrior. Each character is stunning, so much so that when you descend into the world of Pulse. given a Crystarium that allows them fi rst encounter them, you may walk Gran Pulse is a large open hub that to access these roles, and it is up to up to the screen and kiss it. Don't breaks off into other possibilities, you to decide where you spend your be alarmed, it's natural for you to little winding capillaries that spider hard-earned CP (Crystarium points). want to get close to something so out from the heart. But the appeal This prevents your character's from beautiful. Unfortunately the dazzling of this area is less about the becoming pigeon-holed and also beauty is a façade, as underneath geography and more about what it adds another element of strategy its aesthetic strength, beats the represents — here you can take a to the game, with the character's heart of a...mouse. break from the story and undertake able to change tactic mid-battle at The largest problem is the missions, which all involve killing the press of a button. Now if a battle relentless linearity of the game, some creature or another. These let isn't going well for you, there is no as up until the 25 hour mark, the you build up your stats, encounter need to die and start again - you player has two requirements, fi ght side stories and generally avoid can now just click that fabled button and watch a cutscene (albeit lavish). having to push forward. and change to another strategy and There is a distinct lack of content And you won't want to push carry on. The only way the system besides the main story. While it forward, because when you do, you could be improved is if they were is true that RPG's, and in a wider will know that you will be stuck again to implement an updated version sense all games, must follow a linear in the seemingly endless story. But of the Gambit system, the likes of pattern for there to be a beginning despite the problems with the story, which we saw in Final Fantasy XII. and an end, the majority of games you will feel engrossed by the tale This would allow more control over allow the illusion of choice, perhaps it spins; the characters are well your supporting character's, as adding mini-games in order to break thought out, with each personality without this control, the AI will most up the story. Final Fantasy XIII has complimenting the story entirely. likely be a hindrance rather than a no such tactic. The exception to this rule, comes in help. This problem with linearity the form of an irritating little stray Final Fantasy will ultimately is exacerbated by the lack of called Vanille, who despite bearing continue to create new games and settlements for the player to rest a name remarkably similar to my gimmicks, but should it? Personally in. While the action does take you favourite kind of ice cream, proves I think yes. While this game has it's to some settlements, the pace of to be one of the most pathetic of fair share of fl aws, it has also made the story never wanes enough for all Final Fantasy characters. Yes signifi cant strides in this genre. And your character's to take a break. she is even more annoying than to lose such a wonderful franchise In previous Final Fantasies, these the characters from X-2... The would be a crime. breaks helped not only to break up diffi culty lies in her voice, with her the action, but also allowed you to upbeat Australian accent, that upon absorb some of the culture of that hearing, causes the most tolerant world. This immersion is one of the person signifi cant auditory pain. Alex Dunk main characteristic's of enjoyment This instalment does however in RPG's, you play the game in the feature the best battle system of hope that you will feel part of it. the series so far, the Paradigm Shift.

Edward has been training at Spelthorne gym since he was 5 years old impression here at Seren with his extraordinary strength and balance, not only on screen on Britain’s Got Talent, but also on his website and online portfolio. Edward has been training at Spelthorne gym since he was 5 years old and with any luck his Britains Got Talent success should mean we see a lot more of him in the future. So good luck Edward and good luck Spelbound!

ith the auditions for Britain’s unusual moves which dazzled Gemma Ellis Got Talent 2010 fi rmly the live audience and three Wunderway there is almost judges. Simon Cowell even Just where is too much choice when picking our commented ‘I thought that favourites to win this year! once again we were going Just when you are sure the to get some really boring British public could not do anything gymnastics display but that The Apprentice? more ludicrous in the name of was very clever, really, entertainment, Sinead Carroll comes really smart.’ Furthermore along playing the guitar on a pogo Amanda Holden called t this time during the year we parties, devastating! It seems that stick and Liz Dore brings a pig on them ‘faultless’. With so should be happily in the middle as Lord Alan advises Gordon Brown stage to remind you of just how much positive feedback Aof another thrilling series of and is a Labour peer the BBC are mental our country really is. And the group will surely do BBC1’s The Apprentice. worried that his popularity may sway while the audition stages of this well in the competition The reality TV series which the voting of some viewers and have brilliant show often prompt me to and here at Bangor we promises to raise the expectations of therefore postponed the new series of think that really it should be called should defi nitely show our fourteen eager men and women by The Apprentice until after the General ‘Britain actually has NO Talent’ I support, not only because offering them their dream job, just to Election. While this is disappointing remain ever faithful and rightly so, the talented group, whose shatter their illusions by fi ring them lets just be glad they didn’t fi re Lord because this year Britain has found youngest members are one by one on national television. By Alan altogether! So it may be some talent in the form of the young just 12 years old, but now the candidates would be all too time before we see the next bunch of gymnastic act Spelbound. also because one of familiar with Lord Alan (previously Sir enthusiastic, over confi dent business the gymnasts Edward Alan) Sugar’s no nonsense attitude in reps leave their jobs for the chance Amanda Holden Upcott is the younger the board room and the incompetent to work with Lord Alan, but like most brother of Bangor halfwits of the competition would have things of quality, I’m sure it will be called them university undergrad been reduced to tears in what would worth the wait. Ben Upcott. Seventeen surely be hilarious television gold! ‘faultless’ year old Edward made However this year the government quite an impression on and the BBC have decided to pain the The acrobatic gymnasts provided Judge Amanda Holden British public by postponing the next Gemma Ellis something new and original for the in the live auditions instalment of our beloved show in BGT viewer, displaying a series of and has made a lasting order to be impartial to the poliyical 18 End of Year Issue 2010 MUSIC www.seren.bangor.ac.uk This month, Seren are back in Manchester with the quirky and weird Yeasayer. Anna and Sarah fi nd out how the new album is different to the last, where they like to play best and what festivals you can see them at this summer. Music Editor, Aaron Wiles, brings you what’s hot We are very happy to be here. We might just sit Do you have any particular songs which you like and what’s not in music this month. and look at you if that’s ok? to play live? You mean sit here looking at each other for 15 min- Ummmm. I don’t know. I kind of like the new ones. utes in silence? They are more challenging and make me a bit nervous. Yeah. The old ones are easier and we can do it without even Alright, cool. thinking but with the new ones sometimes I forget the Maybe not, so moving on... lyrics!

Katy Perry - California We love the new album. In what ways is Odd Do you get nervous when you play new songs for JLS - The Club Is Alive Blood different to All Hour Cymbals? the fi rst time? Gurls Stealing lines from ‘The Sound of Ummmmmm Oh yeah but excited too. The fi rst single from her new album Music’, doing it badly, plenty of Do you have a memorable place you have played? features Snoop Dogg. it’s summery autotune for a band who featured Is it more poppy?! Don’t feel pressured because you are in England! and I love it. on a singing contest. Yeah yeah, you could say that. It’s more poppy. It Yeah I think New Zealand was memorable. We Kelly Rowland - has a lot more low-end & bass and dancey rhythms. played in Auckland and Wellington. Its crazy down Alexanrda Burke - All We tried to create a sound that was very unique and there! I don’t think a lot of bands make it to New Zea- Commander Night Long feat. Pitbull make every sound quite alien with an electronic tex- land even if they tour in Australia. David Guetta works his nagic again, Not so much failing Alexanrda, just ture. this is already the song of my summer, Pitbull for ruining the best song on Yeah we lived in Australia and travelled in New on repeat, cannot get enough. her album, gutted. My friend who knew we were coming asked what Zealand and noticed not a lot of bands toured in Robyn - Dancing On type of music Yeasayer is. I said I didn’t really New Zealand. My Own Keane - Stop For A know! We do have a really great memory of an Aussi we The new single is properly good, it’s Minute Yeah that’s good, I think that’s a compliment! We made friends with in America, in San Francisco, she had don’t want to be just one thing. her headphones on listening to Wait for the Summer & like the follow on from ‘Be Mine’ only Keane are back, is anyone she was dancing down the street and everybody was you can properly dance to it. Check the bothered/listening to Keane You don’t sound like anyone else I know of. looking at her but she didn’t care! album review on page 19. anymore? I think that’s important. We kind of think of it as an And yeah that’s what it’s about! I love San Francisco, Lady Gaga - Alejandro art project and we are just growing and expanding you I love playing there and the people are so crazy. Every The next single to be taken from The Christina Aguilera know. time we go there weird things happen, we end up in Fame Monster, especially loving the weird places. It’s cool. weird accent she has going on. There’s - Not Myself Tonight some cool remixes of it out too, Doesn’t want to be What was it like working with Simian Mobile Dis- check out Electrolightz. compared to Lady Gaga, co? but then copies her in Yeah I recorded that over a year ago. I didn’t actu- this new video that ally meet them. I had met them once or twice before is pure fi lfth! Song but they asked me to do that by email. They just sent is not good either, me the instrumental track. I recorded it at home and sounds just like sent it back to them. They liked it and said it was cool she did in 2007 so I recorded it in New York. for something that’s Cool. Are you doing any festivals this summer? supposed to Ummm. Yeah. We’re defi nitely doing the one in Bar- be ‘futuristic’. celona. Probably some Scandinavian ones, some UK ones, we’re doing Glastonbury for sure. You should defi nitely check out Pukkelpop in Belgium. And Hove By Anna Donigan festival in Norway; it’s crazy and its in the woods. Rated & & Sarah Johnson YOUR Reviewed This Month: WilesA

Track Times Beyoncé 1,923 Rihanna 1,790 Lady Gaga 1,367 Leona Lewis 1,108 Black Eyed Peas 897 Kanye West 854 Frankmusik 792 La Roux 690 Girls Aloud 650 Lily Allen 577 Georgia’s comments: WELL it’s high time Mr Judger was himself judged on his music taste. It turns out though, it isn’t bad. He’s a bit of a pop tart, but that’s why we love him. Music Taste Rating: 9/10 19 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk MUSIC Goodbye my friend, it's not the end* *yes these are Spice Girls lyrics, do not judge me. o kids, welcome to the fi nal music pages of the Seren year! It’s been good hasn’t it? May as well get the cheese out of the way fi rst. It has Sbeen a pleasure providing you with what I hope was a very diverse selection of different music stuff, although in the end, pop always shone through didn’t it? It’s been a good year music wise, especially for Seren. Our celebrity phonebook now includes the wonderful Mystery Jets, OK GO, the adorable Peggy Sue, Frank Turner and as you will have seen in this issue, the weird yet very cool Yeasayer. Seren has also welcomed many new and exciting albums to its collection, we (well mainly I!) very much enjoyed Beyonce’s - I Am Sasha Fierce Platinum Edition, Lady Gaga’s - The Fame Monster, Alicia Keys’ – The Element of Freedom and Rihanna’s - Rated R, got to love a Diva! Just me then? Well alright, other more respectable albums that have graced Seren’s cd player this year have been Vampire Weekend’s lovely new album, Gossip’s brilliant Music For Men, Black Eyed Peas (potentially still just me?), the return of both Lily Allen and Kate Nash has been greatly appreciated and we’ve also enjoyed the debuts from Marina and the Diamonds, Florence and the Machine and Ellie Goulding, (the editor has a thing for the way she says ‘touching’ if you didn’t know). Foals It seems Urban is where it’s at now. Dizzee Rascal was everywhere Total wasn’t he? In suit followed Tinchy Stryder, Chipmunk, the return of Roll Deep and not forgetting the “I have so many clothes I keep some in my Aunt’s house” Tinie Tempah who have all hit number 1 spots this year. Unfortunately N DUBZ N NUBZ! were still big this year, shame on you people! There is also lots more shame on you if you ever listened to/enjoyed/bought music by the following artists: Jedward, Robbie Williams, Peter Andre, Westlife, Jason Derulo, Life Forever Scouting for Girls, Iyaz, JLS, Justin Bieber and Flo Rida. I hope you’re onestly, when I fi rst to the fact that Yannis was almost with reverence at ‘Spanish Sahara’, pleased with yourselves. heard this album I crushed) so I suppose it’s up to me to and unable to do the washing up What can we look forward to next year? Well quite a lot actually, hated it. I thought it convince you that it’s a good album. without humming the Talking Heads- David Guetta may not be a cool guy but he certainly knows how to H was dreary and bland, another ‘Total Life Forever’ is Foals’ step into esque ‘Total Life Forever’ (which is make very good dance music and he has been working his magic disappointing second album, maturity. As opposed to ‘Antidotes’ frustratingly too deep for any female on both Kelis’ and Kelly Rowlands’ new albums. I for one am very yet another shit offering from which was more a collection of singles; voice to master). excited. Florence is already working on her second album, Nelly 2010’s music makers. Then I it is an album proper. A full concept as I love this album. With Western Furtado has fi nished the recording for her new venture and you can saw them live and the whole the band stays faithful to its train of feeling. also expect new releases from The Chemical Brothers, Sia, Avril world changed. The Kazimier thought from the beginning to the end. Lavigne, We Are Scientists and Kylie! in Liverpool is an incredible It’s the perfect album to fall in love Emma Dixon So this is where I am signing off, thank you for all of your venue. It is like a miniature to, and the perfect album to break up input this year. From your music reviews to taking the trouble of twisted circus: a monochromatic to, with themes of betrayal (‘Miami’), interviewing your favourite bands and reviewing your favourite carnival offering the intimacy and loss (‘Spanish Sahara’) and pure, gigs, it’s a hard life isn’t it? I hope you’ve enjoyed it, thanks to Seren atmosphere that has been drained beautiful, capitalist, Westernised love all of those who also took part in the light hearted fun that was from the O2 Academies et al. So (‘This Orient’). But most importantly, the Last.fm piece, I really enjoyed that. Although my personal with a bit of Kazimier magic ‘Total it’s the perfect album to drive along Recommends highlight of the pages this year has to be the Hail and Fail, gets Life Forever’ was transformed from the A55 to. me every time! Much love and peace out! a mediocre album into an amazing Listen to ‘Total Life Forever’ with Two Door Cinema one. care. Pay it the attention it deserves Club - Tourist History But this is in the past now. Foals and you will be rewarded, but will probably never play Kazimier beware as it will invade your life. Delphic - Acolyte again due to its size (and due You’ll soon discover yourself pausing

obyn released her self-titled properly kicks in and is just missing home, I keep dancing on my own”, not an awful song but it doesn’t quite then we fi nish with Robyn’s cover of a album in the UK way back in that fi nal piece. emotional stuff! But yet it still has fi t in with the rest of the album. Then traditional Swedish song ‘Jag Vet En R2007. By then it was already ‘Fembot’ is next and shows Robyn that dance feel. You could very easily we hit the Röyksopp produced ‘None Dejig Rosa’. There’s hardly any music two years old in her own country so “playing around with the concept fi nd yourself crying on the dance Of Dem’. Robyn and Royksopp have accompanying her as she sings, it’s this new material has been a long of being a woman” and cleverly fl oor (slight exaggeration but you see history with ‘The Girl And The Robot’, very brave of her to put this on the time coming! And worth the wait interpreting robot phrases as a what I was going for). very successful it was too. However, end of a dance album and it’s a very it was, Body Talk Pt 1 is set to be metaphor for being a woman and Half way through is where the ‘None Of Dem’ takes more of a dark sweet track, it just causes more released early June with Pt 2 and Pt aging, for example: “my system’s confusion. 3 all coming this year, yes you read in mint condition, the power’s up “you could very easily fi nd yourself Overall Body Talk Pt 1 is a it right, Robyn is giving us three on my transistors, working fi ne, no very accomplished if a somewhat albums in the same year. Exciting glitches, plug me in and fl ip some crying on the dance fl oor” mismatched album, it just lacks stuff! So, how does Pt 1 fair? switches”. It’s a lot more poppy than the consistency in showing Robyn’s Very well actually. The eight track the opening track but keeps the idea album hits it peak, ‘Cry When You turn in comparison, the slower bass transition to electropop. It just needs album kicks off with ‘Don’t Fucking of her new direction with the line Get Older’ is easily my favourite is quite nice but as with the opening that fi nal thing to make it truly Tell Me What To Do’ in which she “once you gone tech you ain’t never track, it’s about her growing up but track, it’s missing that something something special, maybe we’ll get it sings about literally everything that goin back”. still making mistakes in love, but as needed to turn it into something epic. in Pt 2. I for one can’t wait. is killing her, this ranges from her This then brings us on to the fi rst she gets older it’s easier to recognise Then all dancing stops, ‘Hang With drinking, to her diet, ego, email, single from the album, ‘Dancing On these mistakes. It’s catchy, again Me’, an acoustic track which is totally Aaron Wiles mother and your nagging just to My Own’, if ‘Be Mine’ and ‘With Every very well written and just pop at its different from how Pt 1 originally name a few. The track already shows Heartbeat’ were to ever join forces, best. started out, is a very nice track to the new electropop direction she this would be it. It’s a very sad song Unfortunately things start to trail just sit and listen to, and as before has taken, the bass quietly kicks lyrically, “I’m in the corner, watching off with the Diplo produced ‘Dancehall it’s like being transported to her in from the beginning and then you kiss her, I’m right over here, why Queen’, the electropop theme that previous album, think slowly but surely builds up. What is can’t you see me, I’m giving it my was going on suddenly turns a bit ‘Eclipse’. And disappointing though is that it never all, but I’m not the girl you’re taking Reggae and it’s quite confusing, it’s

Seren Recommends Röyksopp - Junior Róisín Murphy - Overpowered 20 End of Year Issue 2010 CREATIVE CORNER www.seren.bangor.ac.uk  ere Was A Dance...

˜ ere was a dance they named it Brummie; where a young girl took a shot to her tummy

and fourteen blocks, further on, an old man took a bullet from a gun.

A few steps, to the right, a fat man groped with all his might

and side-stepping down, a dark dark alley, the gay-guy wished he’d listened to his nanny

as he took one or two  sts to the brain, another to the groin and a few gasps of pain.

Somewhere nearby scream a er scream called out, a cars tyre screeched and a faded out shout.

And somewhere far far in the distance? whilst someone begged for some kind of assistance;

sirens echoed, far and near, rushing and chasing, skipping over the City dear Richard and leaving a trail of chalk lacing. Anthony Victoria Halliday Morris Coffee The Day The Mayflies Burned In semi darkness, I reach for you, My eyes half closed in dreams. My ritual begins with water Followed by the acidic smell of  re. I wait in silent Lauds For your vessel to speak to me. ˜ e day the mayŸ ies burned ˜ e message comes to me  rst by scent. I stood there with my match Better and more pure Listen well, Will you? and looked on unconcerned. ˜ en any wa ed by censer. Past Nettles sting and Roses scratch, Even the sentenious steward, I select my ceramic chalice as I approached that fated place, in his passivity, And place it, with reverence, in front of you. I stood there with my match, feels the extent of our words, then saw the madness in their pace Finally, with steamy breath, you are ready. his eyes, when pressured at the sight of their destruction brimmed to excretion as I approached that fated place I pour your darkness into my chalice. and put  re to their production. I do not sweeten it, as Socrates spoke. ˜ en, watching, did nothing, but smile Nor do I dilute it ˜ rough depression's voice, at the sight of their destruction, But bring it carefully to my lips, his brain lacking a heart, and stood amidst the heat awhile, Letting loving tendrils caress my face. Wept, Can you see? Your pureness and your strength bring me joy. I watched the Ÿ ames dance through the air, You cannot, for Drink, you tell me, and come alive. then, watching, did nothing, but smile. fear consumes, Yes I can say that I was there by DeAnn Bell the day the mayŸ ies burned, takes hold and I watched the Ÿ ames dance through the air Cackles, Clawing. and looked on unconcerned. Le is a barren, the likes, I dare not look, su¬ ce that death never looked so, Clean. Alex Dunk Danny Southward 21 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk CREATIVECREATIVE CORNER

This Modern Love Caught caught Like the brick wall I run Fracture dusting fl owers against in dreams, I was the one who always re- on the shelf of a cliff top I feel emotion beyond mained, constant and unchanging repair. Always willing, Always breaking, kneel today with What once to me was Always alone arms spread out innocent, Never more than a shoulder too embrace the heat Is now tainted by false you, never a kiss or embrace of this meteorite despaire. I would have stood by your side seen wearing: for ever and a day Though men run to you with pearls of fright primal gaze, I was the one who gave myself to sewn Embers of the night en- you, entirely and forever. on skin-thin dress twine, Never ashamed, Never repentant, chest open to an end And poor minds become Never embarrassed. enslaved, Always craving you, your smile, invisible bend As perpetual warnings fade your smell, the way you said my to dust. name. falling today and I couldn’t have given you any more gone tomorrow Flares of pink and green, never played on fi ner planes Shrewd eyes careful of I was the one who got hurt, unre- consequence, quited love is something di¡ erent. caught also Conviluted by complex Like a crack in a mirror, ever dusting stars dreams, growing, reaching out. one night None of which achieved. Fracturing the heart that beats unable to weep until it hardly knows it’s a heart all mediocre rites When I gaze upon the anymore. unknowing, And still, you don’t see what it Zoe Sly meanings do I fulfill, means to me. Perrenoud Left alone in this existance, To mourn courage and And you won’t. broken will.

Half formed thoughts come to pass, So long for As though life was not enough, summer! And in the shadow of the he last issue of the year has  nally arrived mundane, Tand you have out done your selves with ar- Modern meaning departed tistic genius! We had so many submissions for this issue we will have to save some for next us. year, but never fear the Creative Corner will be back in September as the forum for all of your If one day I were to whither, creative talent. If you would like to contribute from your words and empty to the Fresher’s issue of Seren as always you can pains, email your poetry, short story exerts, artwork and photography to: I'd feel my heart was broken, [email protected] And cling to life in vein. And you, and plenty of new students, can see Richard Anthony Morris J.R your creative work in print!

smiled as if they were friends. ˜ e inside was like Grand Cen- like it was covered in diamonds. Exert from: ˜ ey walked over the striped Will you give me a call? tral Station. Conversations of Alex walked past the Cathedral road together. ˜ e man turned I dont know anybody here. hundreds of people echoed with his eyes to the Ÿ oor. He The Expected le so Alex turned right. ˜ e Just walking around the city. o¡ the high ceiling and stone found a pub around the corner blind man is going somewhere, I still want to see you x walls. ˜ e hall felt spacious even and went inside. ˜ e barman Value of Time he thought. though it looked crowded. He looked up from his book. Alex stopped outside a Cathe- ˜ e message sent and he wiped planned out a route to Notting- lex looked both ways dral. His phone vibrated next to his nose on the back of his hand. ham and le . ˜ e train to Crewe “Hello. Could I get a  lter co¡ ee and crossed. He reached his leg and he almost dropped He tightened his belt and looked wasn’t for another hour. It was please?” Alex said. the next tra¬ c lights. A it into a puddle. His face lit up up. ˜ e train station was over a  ve o’clock. He tried calling Aman stood on the other side of a above the glowing screen. wide road. He decided to check Rachel but she didn’t answer. rail from him and Alex pushed One New Message: Mum. what time he could get home. It had stopped snowing and the the signal. He felt like he was the He deleted it and wrote a text streetlights were on. Where it Greg Flynn blind leading the blind. ˜ e man to Rachel. wasn’t mush the ground looked 22 End of Year Issue 2010 FILM www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

Hi there! I hope you have all enjoyed my fi lm pages over this past year of Seren. I re- ally have had a lot of fun doing them and have watched the widest range of fi lms imaginable; the Film Fatale reviews have been my particular favourites! I’d like to say a big shout out to Callum Rymer The Losers who has wrote nearly every issue for the fi lm pages: great reviews and a great ue out on the 28th of May, The Losers blue leading lady, Zoe Saldana brings the humour that makes The Losers watchable; help, cheers buddy! I hope you all have (based on a comic series of the same right amount of danger and class to the role Chris Evans’ quips as the blabbermouth Dname) is the type of fi lm that is pure of Aisha, her acting ability better displayed Jensen are particularly enjoyable. a fun and stress free summer. Here are popcorn fodder. Specialised CIA military The thrills and spills that the team my picks of what I think will be the fi lms agents fi nd themselves at the centre of a The thrills and spills that encounter along the way are undeniably fun to go and see this summer! Bye for now failed assassination/betrayal plot that forces the team encounter are but there isn’t much depth or substance to Bangorites! them into hiding. If this already sounds like them, we’ve seen them all before. For fans it’s going to be another generic guns and undeniably fun of the comic book series, as to be expected, Louise x explosions fi lm, then you’re mostly right. Clay, the fi lm isn’t an entirely faithful adaption Jensen, Roque, Pooch and Cougar are the here as she is not camoufl aged behind the but its faithful enough to gain a smile from agents; each one has their own specialised computerised world of Avatar. Her sudden dedicated fans. The Losers is only director area of expertise and skills ranging from arrival spurs the team onto a trail of revenge Sylvain White’s fi fth fi lm and while it shows heavy weaponry to communication and and ‘payback’, their target, the highly guarded he has promise and a clear eye for good Picks for technology, handy for anything the plot and elusive evil ‘Max’. cinematography, it’s also clear that he throws at them. When I say evil I mean evil genius evil, Max has a long way to go before he creates a The fi lm has a wide and varied cast is a parody of every villain that has ever gone masterpiece that will please everyone. including the witty and charm ridden Chris before him; although that doesn’t necessarily Summer! Evans and the tough but somewhat smooth mean that he isn’t any fun to watch on Louise Cotterill Jeffrey Dean Morgan as leader Clay. Avatar’s screen. It’s this sense of fun and a quirky The Twilight saga: Eclipse While not my own personal choice, the third instalment of the Twilight series is one not to be missed for fans of Bella, Edward and of course, Jacob. (Out 9th July) The Karate Kid A remake of the classic 1984 fi lm of the same name, it’s the involvement of Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan that make this an exciting prospect. (Out 16th July) Predators A sequel following in the footsteps of the all mighty Predator franchise. This one’s guaranteed to be fi lled with action, scares and suspense. Promising for the Predator franchise. (Out 22nd July) Toy Story 3 Buzz, Woody and gang fi nd themselves the new play things of a day care centre when Andy heads to college. Michael Keaton as the Ken doll? This one’s going to be amazing. (Out 23rd July) The A Team Yes another remake to add to this list. The A Team is a modern update of the classic 80s TV show. Be prepared to hear ‘I pity the fool’ everywhere you go….(Out 30th July) Scott Pilgrim vs the World The fi lm follows 23 year old Scott Pilgrim as he tries to defeat his girlfriends ‘seven evil exes’. Directed by Repo! The Genetic Opera Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz genius Edgar Wright, this fi lm looks set to be fantastic. Go look up the trailer! (Out he year is 2056. The future is not in isolation by her father Nathan, played by screenwriter/producer/actor/illustrator and 6th August) bright. The future is dark, derelict Anthony Stewart Head (most well known composer of Repo!, Terry Zdunich, with The Expendables Tand dying. A major epidemic of organ for his role as Giles in the television series titles such as ‘Night Surgeon’ and ‘Infected’. failures has wiped out half of the world’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer). As Nathan tries There is not a main character is this fi lm The possible action fi lm to wipe out all others. Sylvester population, leaving the majority of others to deal with Shilo’s illness, his own demons that escapes without singing, so if you want Stallone has written and directed this all star cast of in need of organ transplantation. To solve come back to haunt him and his double life a polished musical with trained singers, action heroes. Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Bruce this problem, business tycoon Rotti Largo begins to merge into one. The cast is well you will be disappointed but the rawness Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger…yep all these actors, in (Paul Sorvino, Goodfellas) comes up with rounded with names from rock music and of this singing refl ects the roughness of one fi lm. What more do you need to know?! (Out 20th an ingenious method of manufacturing horror fi lm, for example Nivek Ogre of the this world. This fi lm has the potential to be August) synthetic body parts in exchange for a post-industrial band Skinny Puppy, and Bill more sadistic and brutal, as its producers scheduled payment plan. If one cannot Moseley, an actor commonly found in the and directors are responsible for the Saw meet these payments however, Largo send fi lms of Rob Zombie. franchise; instead it is more like a comic- out the Repo men to recollect those parts The most interesting casting in this fi lm book, as some scenes are presented in in any way possible. This is a world that is is the role of Amber Sweet, the surgery typical comic panel form. addicted to surgery and pain relief, where addicted punk daughter of Largo, played If you like fi lms that are simple, easy to histories are hidden, and murder is the surprisingly well by It Girl Paris Hilton. understand and straightforward, then this norm. Hilton slinks around the screen in leather fi lm is not really for you. If like me however, Thus is the basis of Repo! The Genetic corsets and fi shnets whilst singing about her you enjoy more carnivalesque, cult and Opera, the dystopian cyber-punk opera, addictions and how much she loves to sing, really obscure fi lms about dystopian worlds directed by Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II, a role she suits perfectly. Any Hilton haters and its effect on its inhabitants, then I Saw IV). The fi lm follows the story of Shilo, will be pleased however at the end of the suggest you go out and rent or buy a copy, played somewhat awkwardly by Alexa Vega fi lm, when *Spoiler Alert* her face falls off. even just for the experience. (previously of Spy Kids fame) a young girl The narrative is pushed along by numerous with a mysterious blood disease who is kept songs, written and often performed by Alex Foulkes 23 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk FILM Taking Woodstock hen discussing the fi lms of Oscar award winning director Ang Lee, we immediately think of his Wcontroversial drama Brokeback Mountain, or IRON MAN 2 martial arts fl ick Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but one of his newest fi lms, the rather touching tale of a young man discovering his own destiny in Taking Woodstock, is something altogether different. It is the summer of 1969 and for failing interior designer Elliot Tiechberg, life is just a series of disappointments. That is until the opportunity arises for his tiny hometown of Catskill, New York to hold the infamous Woodstock Festival. Leading this cast is little known actor Demetri I recommend it if you are look- ing for something soft and fun, and can appreciate the hippy culture of 1960s America

Martin, who plays the character of closeted gay man Elliot with a geeky awkwardness, who when combined with the talents of Jonathon Groff who’s charming smile and portrayal of festival promoter and main mind behind Woodstock, Michael Lang create a very believable chemistry, amongst some of the other characters that are there purely for laughs. Other notable cast members include Imelda Staunton as Sonia; Elliot’s very Jewish and very Russian mother, and Eugene Levy as Max, the owner of the fi eld where aving spent his Christmas jaunting as Stark's assistant Pepper Potts, and Samuel the same complaint with Vanko that you can the festival is held. For myself however, the stand-out around Victorian London as Sherlock L Jackson is in it (of course). with Stark, that you don't see him in action performances come from Emile Hirsch as Billy, Elliot’s HHolmes, Robert Downey Junior returns Downey's impressive performance in Iron enough. You can make the same excuse - Vietnam veteran best friend, struggling with Post to his battle suit in superhero sequel Iron Man Man is one of the reasons it was arguably the Rourke is good enough for it not to matter Traumatic Stress Disorder, and Liev Schreiber as Vilma, 2. The original Iron Man was an impressive best superhero fi lm, and he's just as good much. Ivan Vanko allies himself with Justin the Festival’s transvestite security guard and confi dante movie - it didn't take itself too seriously, the here. Tony Stark is essentially an arrogant Hammer, a business rival of Stark, and this to both Elliot and his father. The soundtrack is decent, special effects were great and Downey was rock star, and RDJ has it pitch-perfect. He's unlikely villainous duo have great on-screen but as it almost only features music of quintessential 60s great as the cocky playboy, Tony Stark. even more arrogant and carefree in the synergy. bands such as The Doors, Jefferson Airplane and Janis The sequel had a problem or two in sequel, partly because the chest plate that The movie feels a little rushed at times, Joplin, it may really only appeal to fans of the 1960’s production. Terrence Howard, who played keeps him alive is also slowly poisoning him. though. Usually when a movie is building to hippie culture. Factual accuracy however, as many other Colonel Rhodes in the fi rst fi lm, had to be If a complaint about the movie, and indeed a climax, you realise it, but that didn't quite ‘based-on actual events’ fi lms, leaves a lot to be desired. replaced by Don Cheadle (Ocean's 11) due the original, is that you don't actually see happen with Iron Man 2. It's a fairly serious Strictly as a comedy this falls a little short. to a contract wrangle. Fortunately, the fi lm Iron Man that much, the silver lining is the problem. Since the movie builds itself on There are some very funny scenes, often including a doesn't suffer from this at all; Cheadle is an amount of Tony Stark time both movies characters rather than relentless action, it naked theatre troupe, but there is not enough humour excellent actor, so the transition feels smooth have. Not only that, but the addition of the feels an unfortunate waste for the movie to in the rest of the fi lm. Personally, I found this fi lm to be and natural. The movie has a great cast in new "War Machine" suit, worn by Colonel rush through things like it does. Ultimately, somewhat light and superfi cial, but it is pleasing and general, actually. While the loss of Howard Rhodes, means that you get double the robot though, Iron Man 2 is an excellent sequel heart warming enough to enjoy and I think that you’ve and recent Oscar winner Jeff Bridges is a fi ghting action, which offsets the complaints that, if not quite as good as the original, wasted money. It is defi nitely not Ang Lee’s fi nest or most shame, the sequel gains a couple of great a little. Whereas Iron Man was a good movie comes pretty close. It's not groundbreaking, memorable cinematic achievement, but it is a pleasant additions: Sam Rockwell (Hitchhiker's Guide that lacked a defi ning antagonist, like, say, and it's not going to change people's minds change from his more serious earlier fi lms. I would to the Galaxy) as Justin Hammer, Mickey Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, here that about superhero movies, but not much will recommend it, but only if you are looking for something Rourke (The Wrestler) as the main villain, isn't a problem. Mickey Rourke is a standout match it this year in terms of fun. soft and fun, and can appreciate the hippie culture of Ivan Vanko, and Scarlett Johansson (Lost in performer; his Russian accent is pretty 1960s America. Translation), who is shamelessly sexy as the good, and he's got the character's little Matthew Cox Alex Foulkes Black Widow. Gwyneth Paltrow also returns eccentricities spot-on. Though you can make

enowned music video director Samuel remake makes no attempt to spin something Bayer (heavily involved with Green new on the Freddy Krueger satire, with this RDay's American Idiot work) tackles latest instalment entering darker waters his fi rst feature length fi lm with this, the (the dwelling on the paedophile aspects of supposed re-ignition to arguably one of the Freddie, those that were merely hinted at most acclaimed and popular horror franchises in the original are made gratuitously explicit of all time (Nightmares sequels made more here) with less witty humour or tongue-in- money than anything Jason Voorhee's or cheek banter which made Craven's original so Michael Myers could muster), ‘Freddy’s Dead: interesting (a slash in the face to Nightmare The Final Nightmare’ was released in 1991 fans). What we are left with is the usual sex- and was supposedly the fi nal instalment obsessed male adolescents, troubled fi nal of the franchise until the Hollywood money girls and their vain hacked-up friends: all at raking machine came knocking. least 20 years too old for the part they are The original Nightmare on Elm Street playing. was released in 1984 and introduced us to The rules of the slasher fi lm are now so the undead child murderer Freddy Kruger ingrained that it’s lacerating the fl agging (Robert Englund) as he killed off the teenage horror genre and bares a constant reminder population of Springwood Ohio through their of the lack of ingenuity that enters into the dreams. Kruger was the invention of writer/ horror fray nowadays. Bayer seems to know director Wes Craven who based the original style, but has trouble handling simple plot plot on a series of articles he read in his devices and a narrative that lacks tact or local newspaper about a group of Cambodian interesting twists. That said, A Nightmare children who died in their sleep. Before passing On Elm Street contains enough buckets of on these children claimed that they were blood compared to the mostly gore-free being attacked by something in their dreams. original for fans of shall we say of 'colourful “The rules of the It was this concept that inspired Craven to violent expression' to get back on board with create one of cinema’s most memorable the franchise. For most however Nightmare slasher fi lm are now movie monsters. While cinema continues remains another tedious example of the to churn out these unnecessary and mostly Hollywood assembly line, using a brand to so ingrained that it’s pointless additions to dead franchises, the put bums on seats whilst not delivering the most recent being the tedious and completely desired goods. The state of modern horror lacerating the fl agging dire Friday the 13th remake, it’s apparent today is summed up in this hollow wreckage that in Krueger's corner it remains a style of what was once, in the late 1970's and early horror genre” over substance affair. These fi lms survived 1980's, actually quite good. for so long because of their fan base, and with each yearly sequel mostly attempted to Callum Rymer alter the formula of slasher fi lms, even if said difference was only slight. The Nightmare and Karl Hanks 24 End of Year Issue 2010 TRAVEL www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Euro Sound A whistle stop tour of Europe’s unmissable festivals

e’ve all heard of Leeds, Think Leeds, but with waffl es and idea behind Long’I’Rock’s creation Rock am Ring Reading, Glasto and crepes. Defi nitely not one to miss! is a simple one; to be the most Germany’s most famous festival WDownload, and even festivals memorable, joyous, unique event returns to celebrate a quarter of which are commonly thought of Benicassim anyone could ever hope to be a part a century of unadulterated rock. as being smaller or more low-key, Situated in a small town of the same of. That’s why it’s a one-time event! name which lies between Valencia From the 4-6 June, artists including such as Womad, End of the Road, So, whoever or whatever you call Rammstein, Kiss, Muse, Kasabian, and Summer Sundae, are growing and Barcelona, the Benicassim yourself, get yourself a ticket! There festival is held from 15th-18th July Them Crooked Vultures, and Kate in both size and popularity year on are no stereotypes here, despite the Nash will be stirring the crowd into a year. You can’t really argue against and offers four full days of some of initial ‘heavy’ exterior. Whether you the best indie, pop and electronica frenzy at the Nürburgring race track. it; the UK defi nitely hosts some great be guy or gal, rich or poor, straight- The event has an unbelievable weekends of music and madness, but out there. This year’s acts include edge or boozer, everyone’s here for The Prodigy, Dizzee Rascal, and Lily rock pedigree with past headliners what about countries further afi eld? the same reason: to have a good including Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Sit back and relax as we take you on Allen to name-drop just a few of the time. many that will be there. Aerosmith, Radiohead, Metallica, a whistle stop tour of the best, most Main acts include Gallows, Gogol The Prodigy and many, many more. fabulous, and absolutely unmissable It is a little different to a typical Bordello, Black Rebel Motorcycle British festival as the performances Like Leeds and Reading, Rock am festivals that are happening across Club, Nada Surf and Scorpions, just Ring is one of two events with near- Europe. All you need to get involved typically start at around 6pm, with to name a few. There’s still time to the headliners only hitting the stages identical line-ups; the sister festival are some friends, cider, a tent and a get your tickets before the festival is called Rock im Park and is held in sense of adventure! at around 1am. Following this are DJ begins on the 13 May so if you’re sets from world renowned artists, Nuremburg. Combined, they are free and have quite a few pennies to Germany’s biggest festival, with Pukkelpop which means it really is an all night spare (around £120 for a weekend The festival grounds are situated affair and thus perfect for any night an attendance of about 150,000 ticket) an incredible time is ready and people. very close to the city of Hasselt in owl. You really couldn’t ask for willing to be taken by the scruff of the Belgium and the festival itself has more from the location too, being Ticket prices range from 75€ neck. Take the train from Lausanne for a day to 170€ for the whole been going strong since 1985. It both picturesque and also easily to Gland, where free shuttle buses is very popular, attracting around accessible if you are travelling from weekend. Don’t get Nürburg will be carting festival-goers to the and Nuremburg mixed up (rather 180,000 visitors every year and the UK or any other part of Europe grounds. consequently holds status as the as it is well linked to the airports of confusingly, the German for the second largest music festival in the Valencia and Barcelona. Just hop on Oxegen latter is Nürnburg). The closest country. The fun lasts for three days a train to Benicassim station. A four Since its debut in 2004 Oxegen airports to the Rock am Ring from 19-21 August with the acts day ticket costs around £160 which has been hailed as one of the best festival are Düsseldorf and running from Thursday through to isn’t bad considering how much rock’n’roll weekends out there. Cologne-Bonn. Travel from these Saturday, although the camp site some tour operators charge for a The most ‘local’ to the UK, it is airports and the festival grounds opens on the Wednesday to allow stay in Spain. And with sun, sea and now Ireland’s biggest annual music will take between three to four for a day of pre-festival parties, fun awesome sounds guaranteed you’d festival and has attracted artists from hours via bus and train. and frolics. Every year around 200 be silly to miss out. Don’t forget your many different genres to join the four If the Germans don’t wear you diverse and alternative performers sun cream! day party. out with all the moshing, hang take to the eight open air stages, It takes place in Punchestown, around after the festival to soak with this year’s festival being graced Long’I’Rock County Kildare which is towards the up a bit of culture in Koblenz by Placebo, Pendulum, Mumford and Taking place in Longirod, a south-east of Ireland and attracts and Mayen or head north to the Sons, and Goldfrapp to name but a traditional village of only 400 around 80,000 weekend campers industrial region with literally few of the artists attending. residents in the Swiss Alps, there each year. Buses run from Dublin dozens of cities worth having If you can get to Belgium, train couldn’t be a much more stunning and the grounds are accessible by a peek around. services to the festival are free if you setting for a weekend of open stage, train from Sallins and Naas. Ticket show your ticket. Alight at Hasselt top-class heavy rock and punk music. costs range from 99.50€ for a day station to take a free bus shuttle The weekend will accommodate to 244.50€ for a four day camping service or Kiewit, which is within for 50,000 festival goers, with the ticket. walking distance of the grounds. promise of every circle pit and black Muse, Kasabian, Arcade Fire, Alternatively, go green and cycle eye any of them could dream of. Faithless and Jay-Z will be just some Vicky Osten and to the event, taking advantage of Around forty acts are set to of the diverse acts pleasing the crowd the signs guiding you to a guarded take to three main stages over the from 9-11 July, with Laura Marling, Ben Jones parking space for bikes. A weekend weekend, but if that’s not enough for Newton Faulkner and La Roux also ticket costs around £140 in sterling you there’s an array of stalls on offer being recently confi rmed. which includes camping and access from merchandise to crafts, hats Think fresh air, greenery and great to all arenas, with the enviably warm and chats, giving no reason to ever friends and great tunes. air of Europe almost guaranteed. fi nd yourself with nothing to do! The

A Word from our Music Editor, Aaron Wiles... Pukklepop featured Lethal Bizzle. Well that’s a pretty good line-up if I’ve ever seen Oxegen one! Everyone is catered for aren’t they, I personally I have already gotten myself excited for this line-up, wouldn’t say no to the Bloody Beetroots DJ set, Kelis, very impressed with the artists signed up to this. Jay-Z, Fake Blood, Soulwax and I’d even go for a bit of White Black Eyed Peas and Eminem are some pretty big Lies. But whatever you’re into, this festival has got it! names regardless of what you think of them. I would Benicassim also happily go and see La Roux, Goldfrapp, Alex Metric Ooh Ellie Goulding, very nice. Gorillaz too, cool! and of course the wonderful Florence. The indie kids will love this line-up, Vampire Weekend Rock am Ring and Two Door Cinema Club I can see going down very For what is a rock festival there are quite a few well. Electro is also sorted via Yuksek and Boys Noize. artists on the line-up that don’t really fi t the bill, see Impressive line-up. Dizzee Rascal and Ellie Goulding. However rock is still Long’I’Rock catered for via Them Crooked Vultures and Wolfmother. I’m not gonna lie, rock isn’t really my thing, Seren Still not sure it should be marketed as a rock festival did receive a positive review of Eluveitie (see last issue) though with some of the acts. We can’t guarantee sunshine...well not at Oxegen anyway! though and I did quite enjoy that Gallows track that 25 End of Year Issue 2010 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk TRAVEL

Flying and ending up somewhere fantastic experience is so much more intense. I learnt several valuable things purely by random. It was rather odd immediately after eah, yeah, we know you’re all skint at this time of year, but after whilst fl ying around Europe. Firstly: However, geeky as it may sound, experiencing the insane hustle and exams, everyone deserves to let their hair down a little. The good partying with Venezuelans until dawn planning can be an exciting part of bustle of Paris to fi nd Barcelona an news is that it’s not impossible. So here at Seren Travel we’ve Y when you have an 8.30am fl ight the the trip itself. Set yourself a travel eerily deserted city during the mid- been putting off revision to wallow in sun-drenched European memories next day is a bad idea. Secondly: if budget and book any fl ight which falls afternoon. to bring you ideas and inspiration for your own continental summer you arrive at the airport when check- within it, especially if it’s somewhere Don’t forget to check out budget adventure. Enjoy! in is closed, but beg loudly and for you’ve never heard of. If you don’t airlines from your country of long enough, you will be allowed on have a specifi c city in mind you can destination, such as Germanwings the fl ight (Disclaimer: Seren does not fi nd essentially free fl ights and pay and Air Berlin. Be fl exible with your guarantee this). only the taxes, roughly £30 per fl ight airport of departure; some airlines Flying, admittedly, was the most within Europe, depending on the offer cheaper fl ights from different stressful way I have ever travelled destination. airports around the UK, and fi nally, around the continent. There were far It’s also brilliant if you have a remember that two singles can too many near misses, since cheap time limit for a trip. In a week we sometimes be cheaper than a return! fl ights have an annoying habit of visited three major cities in three often departing early in the morning. different countries and had plenty of It’s also necessary to forward plan, time to do the tourist thing around and do online research, destroying each one. Yes, you may come across that dream of fl oating around Europe as a ‘typical tourist’ and will spend Rachel Stretton with no fi xed destination in mind much of the time not knowing what country you’re in, but the cultural

Trains Driving to turn up. Though, incidentally, if Nine months ago, fresh from Interrailing around Italy, I In the space of a you’re into clocks, Prague is a must- probably would have advised you against doing it yourself. single month a friend visit. Some days were mostly spent I was convinced it was a bit of a rip-off really, and straight and I drove 2000 miles in the car, and you really get to after spending over 700€ on a two week trip, I was a bit around northern Europe. know a place that way, observing as dismayed at my lack of money. Perhaps I was just naïve or We covered 16 countries, everything changes: the landscape, perhaps I’m now looking back with rose-tinted spectacles saw the Red Light district language, architecture and food. I but now I’d say: go for it. Just be prepared that people will in Amsterdam, ate in soon learnt to tell what country I was lie to you. It’s probably just in Italy that train station offi cials Paris’ oldest restaurant, in by the lagers being advertised. will tell you that there is no local train service from Rome to went climbing in the alps, The price of petrol fl uctuates Florence, and the only way to travel is by Eurostar, which tasted wines in the French between each city and country but in means a compulsory seat reservation cost of 10€. Needless countryside (where the total we spent about £300 between to say, when we arrived at our platform and discovered train doesn’t stop), saw us. Had my navigation been up to a local train to Florence right next to us, we were a little Prague’s Dali exhibition, par we would have done 500 miles annoyed. Our train journey thereafter mainly consisted of learnt how Lindt is made less and saved ourselves a bit of saying “Italians” over and over again preceded by various and saw the world’s largest money. We got lost on the way to imaginative swear words. crystal. every campsite, except in the city But if you are aware of this tendency in advance, and don’t Driving allows you to see we had been told would the hardest mind making a fool of yourself when you decide wearing the more rural areas and to drive: Paris. It was seamless. a fl oaty summer dress whilst hauling a rucksack around get off the beaten track a Road trips are a great way to would be the perfect way to keep cool in the heat, you little, which invariably leads explore countries, especially if can have the time of your life. Eurostars notwithstanding, to an interesting experience. you take a few back roads. It’s a Interrail allows you to go to the station and hop on the fi rst There are a few exceptions of comfortable, liberated and fl exible train to wherever takes your fancy. It’s an easy way to meet course. We briefl y stopped in way to travel allowing you to do locals and fellow travellers and get into the local psyche: on the German town of Kitzingen what you like, where you like, when a straightforward journey from Bologna to Rome our train before a six hour mission you like. stopped for four hours for no discernible reason, but luckily across the Czech Republic www.drive-alive.co.uk/driving_ we were ‘adopted’ by an elderly Italian woman who spoke no to Prague and it may well tips.html has advice on speed limits, English but insisted on feeding us. have been the most boring distance charts and fuel prices for On a train you get to see the best of the countryside place I’ve ever visited. each country. without having to worry about map-reading or getting Even the tour guide of their stranded somewhere without petrol. Interrail tickets vary ‘esteemed’ clock tower was Peter Topham according to the length of time and chosen country: 8 days apparently too apathetic travel over a month in Italy costs 149€, but there are plenty of other options if you’re travelling in countries with big states. Germany offers Länder Tickets for 29€, which entitle up to fi ve people unlimited travel within one state for 24 hours. Further information is available on www.bahn.com Buses will lead a weary traveller home? and www.interrail.net With the pick of local services, Then, there is increased baggage there-and-back again lines such allowance with National Express, as National Express, Megabus though it is always advisable to and Eurolines, and hop-on-hop- check policies with partner fi rms Rachel off circular routes like Busabout, before travelling, as German bus voyagers who opt for the bus are drivers at least will always pick Stretton certainly spoilt for choice. you up on that small print in the Whether travelling at home terms and conditions you couldn’t or abroad, the bus is usually the be bothered to read. best way to get around without Oh, and one last thing: the breaking the bank. Admittedly, environment. Nothing can be the bus will never be the coolest done nowadays without thinking way to travel, nor the most about your carbon footprint, so Hitch Hiking comfortable night’s sleep you’ve go green! Take the bus! While planes and ever had, but who could refuse cars may feel like the excitement of locating the travelling in style, single bus shelter in a city which Katie Dyer there is a lot to be said for the humble hitch hiker. Although they seem to get a bad rap, and will almost certainly set your mum’s teeth on edge, once you fi nd yourself immersed in the world of hitching, you may never look back (and nor will your wallet!) It is not only the cheapest way to get around but also It is recommended to travel in mixed-sex the most fascinating. Many of my favourite memories groups, for security reasons, although it’s hitching round France, as well as some of the most important for guys too, as getting a lift without memorable characters I’ve met during my voyages have a girl at your side can take some time. It is been the ones that happened between places. From the defi nitely something to try, if not for the friendly off-duty policeman regaling stories of his father’s effi ciency of transport, then for the experience home made chess sets to the seemingly frantic mother gained along the way. Google ‘Hitchhiking bundling her children into the corner to make room for Europe’ for loads of tips and stories. the hitchers, there was never a dull moment. Hitch hiking really proves that travel is as much about the journey as the destination. Jack Standbridge 26 End of Year Issue 2010 SPORT www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Goodbye from Andy John It’s been a fantastic year for the AU, and in Seren’s last issue of the year I wanted to try and sum-up Bangor the success that we have had, I could of course fi ll an entire paper with our University success this year so I will pick out just a few points...

F.C.Cyf/ We have launched our ‘AU kit’ with our offi cial clothing partner Kukri, and have launched our online Kit shop www. TERFYNOL / FINAL Ch/P E/W D Co/L F A PT bangorstudents.kukrisports.com. This will give us the identity and professional look which we rightly deserve. Many of P Gwalchmai 22 16 5 1 65 25 53 our clubs have already adopted the kit and look absolutely awesome! 2 Bodedern 22 16 4 2 60 19 52 We are currently ranked 65th on BUCS points out of 145 institutions in Britain, an excellent achievement and a 9 3 Holyhead Hotspur Caergybi 22 14 0 8 40 32 42 place improvement on last year! We have had BUCS league wins for men’s Tennis, men’s Rugby Union 2nds, Badminton 4 Biwmares / Beaumaris 22 12 3 7 66 46 39 men’s 1st and 2nds and women’s 1st. 5 Caernarfon Wanderers 22 11 6 5 53 38 39 We have sent 4 individuals to represent Wales in the British University Games. And we have this year sent more of 6 Bethel 22 10 5 7 63 44 35 our athletes than ever to represent Bangor at regional, national and international level. 7 Gaerwen 22 9 8 5 40 39 35 Just to highlight a few clubs who have also done extremely well in terms of performance this year, canoe and canoe 8 Porthmadog 22 8 5 9 45 50 29 polo have combined their efforts and proved that joining forces can get results with their excellent performance at Wild- 9 Llanfairfechan 22 4 4 14 31 57 16 Water Racing. Women’s fencing won the BUCS Trophy this year and men’s and women’s rugby union have performed 10 Prifysgol Bangor University 22 3 3 16 31 57 12 particularly well in their leagues. We also hosted and won the Varsity against Aberystwyth (12-9), it was a fantastic day 11 Llanystumdwy 22 2 5 15 31 73 11 of sport and the passion we saw for ‘Team Bangor’ was incredible! 12 Bontnewydd 22 1 4 17 20 65 7 Our success has not just been in competitive sport however, many of our clubs have increased their membership numbers and have developed their club activities. The key to a successful club is its committee working well together, he fi rst team fi nished the season in 10th place in the Gwynedd league and all club committee members deserve thanks for their efforts this year! and have avoided relegation. A draw and two wins in the last three games We’ve seen the fi rst year of the 5-a-side football league which was an enormous success with around 200 students Thelped them overtake Bontnewydd and Llanystumdwy, who they beat taking part. My thanks to Andy Pimlott for coordinating the league and making it such a success. We have built on 2-1 and 6-0 respectively in the last weeks of the season. They also reached the success of last year’s intramural events like Superteams and the Xmas football tournament, and have introduced the Eryri Shield fi nal at Farrar Road where they lost 3-1, but the night will another: Superstars. be remembered for the terrifi c atmosphere created by the Green Army who AU nights have moved to every Wednesday and we’ve held Bangor’s second healthy living week. dressed up in retro football kit. I could go on... but I wont. The Reserves fi nished in 4th place in the Caernarfon and District division What sums up the AU for me is the ethos which surrounds sport in general, we strive to better ourselves and reach 2, just goal difference separating them from a 3rd place fi nish. It’s been a our potential in our chosen discipline and I believe this is true of the AU also. We have such enormous potential as a commendable fi rst season back in Saturday football after several years’ Union, and we must strive to reach it, every year we get better and I would like to wish Danielle Giles the best of luck absence. in helping the AU reach its potential next year. Our teams were less successful in BUCS. The 1sts fi nished 5th in their league On a personal level I have had a brilliant year as president of the AU, and it has been an experience I will always and the 2nd team, which was mostly made up of the College Two players value. (3rds) who were pulled out of the Sunday league in November, fi nished 6th, but there were several classic away trips to remember! Yours in sport, Andy John, AU President 2009-2010 Ben Neale Man Versus Chess Scheming with the Scandinavian I like playing the Scandinavian. Its simple to learn, not bogged down with theory, and, if played carefully, can equalise Horse Marathon comfortably for Black. n the 12th of June 1010, the of any horse; Greene decided that 1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qa5 annual Man versus Horse it was for the public to judge such 4. d4 Nf6... OMarathon will take place in claims, and so the marathon was Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys; at 11am. born. The race has been held annually Although questions are raised over its strength and popularity, I have tended to fi nd the opening enjoyable to play. Athleticism and mental strength has since, continually attaining new levels Ideal for beginners, it is not unseen at Grand Master level, Larsen famously using it to defeat World Champion Karpov always been the point of completion of entry and challenges. Yet only once in 1979. between men, but to compare such in its now thirty year history, has man As a personal preference, I tend not to play 3. Nc3 Qa5, preferring to keep my Queen in the centre; playing either d6 abilities against some of natures more proved victorious. In 2004 Huw Lobb or e6+ on my third move. robust mammals sounds like pure pub won the 22 mile race in two hours and Here are a couple of games I played recently with the Scandinavian. talk. And that’s where it all started. fi ve minutes, fi nishing two minutes Landlord Gordon Greene of the Neuadd before the fastest horse. Attracting White-0 Black-1 White-0 Black-1 Arms set up the now annual event in numbers of up to 500 entrants, the 1980; inspired by a conversation in race is run over 22 miles of mixed and 1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nf3 Bg4 1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd6 4. his pub. Overhearing claims by one very hill terrain, including farm tracks, 4. Be2 Nc6 5. Nc3 Qd7 6. O-O e6 7. h3 Nf6 5. Nf3 c6 6. Bc4 h6 7. O-O e6 of his patrons that over a long, cross bridle paths, forestry roads and open Bb5 a6 8. Bxc6 Qxc6 9. h3 Bxf3 10. 8. d3 Be7 9. Re1 O-O 10. Ne5 Re8 11. country distance, man was the equal moorland. Qxf3 Qxf3 11. gxf3 Nf6 12. Ne4 Be7 Ng4 Nbd7 12. Ne4 Nxe4 13. Nxh6+ 13. Nxf6+ Bxf6 14. c3 O-O-O 15. gxh6 14. Qg4+ Ng5 15. Bxg5 hxg5 d4 h6 16. Bf4 Rd5 17. Rfe1 Rf5 18. 16. Bxe6 fxe6 17. Rxe6 Nf8 18. Rxd6 Re4 g5 19. Bg3 Rxf3 20. Rd1 Rd8 Bxg4 19. Rd4 Bf5 20. g4 Bg6 21. Kg2 21. a4 b6 22. Kg2 Rf5 23. Ra1 c5 Ne6]] 24. dxc5 Rxc5 25. Rb4 Rc6 26. Re1 Be7 27. Rbe4 Rd2 28. Rc1 f5 29. Rb1 fxe4 30. Be5 Bc5]]

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My opponent resigned on move 30. Although I felt he had a chance to equalise material, or force me into making a mistake. I had never seen 3. Nf3 played within this context and thus targeting the Knight became my aim, exchange material and disrupt the Pawn structure. This came about at move 11, and I set about exchanging down and Pawning up. The second game I think followed a more main line pattern. At a quick glance Castling on move 9 could have been a big mistake, maybe being more patient and waiting for a Queen-side Castle would be more effective, as it was in the fi rst example. I haven’t analysed them properly yet so any comment or contribution would be welcomed.

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ave Morley was the hero for Bangor City, Fahiya being as they beat Port Talbot 3-2 at Parc-Y- one of the Advance DScarlets, to win the Welsh Cup three players to times in a row. be subbed. Australia Fair Bangor started the game lively and were But he soon duly rewarded after 6 minutes, when Lee Hunt c h a n g e d eil Robertson became scored the opener after an error by Talbot his mind the fi rst Australian and keeper, Lee Kendall. The former Cardiff stopper when Drew Nthe fi rst overseas player was caught out by a long ball over the top, smashed home since Canadian Cliff Thornburn in misjudging the bounce, perhaps owing to the from a Martin Rose assist. Mark Jones 1980; to win the World Snooker Parc Y Scarlets comparatively impeccable pitch; changed his mind about that particular change. Championship. Beating Graeme he became caught in two minds, attempting This spurred on the Steelmen, and they Dott 18-13, in a gruelling and error to head the ball away when he should have suddenly looked the team that would go on and strewn fi nal. The pressure was punched clear or caught the ball. An unusual score. This they did fi ve minutes from time, Liam Port Talbot manager, Mark Jones: clearly getting the better of the error by the experienced player, gifting Bangor McCreesh fi ring home the equaliser; stunning “I couldn’t ask any more from my boys, I’m players at times, as they failed to the lead. the Bangor City support. But the drama was far not going to make any excuses, just con- reproduced their brilliant form of Only 9 minutes later, Bangor’s top goal- from over. With the game into injury time, Sion the previous fortnight. However scorer Jaime Reed doubled the lead, fl icking in Edwards delivered a free-kick from the right gratulate the three-times champions.” the resulting unpredictability and a superb back header from a Peter Hoy cross. of the box, and it was Dave Morley who rose tension more than made up for Reed’s 30th goal of the season seemed to place highest to head down the winner; keeping the the lack of substantial breaks, Bangor into comfortable position, and although Welsh Cup in its north Wales home. Bangor manager, Neville Powell: Robertson himself only managed the Talbot players compossed themselves and Bangor completed a famous hat-trick, “It looked like Port Talbot were going to 90 points in one visit. Many frames began to play the ball with more confi dence, becoming just the 6th team to do so in the 133- come back and win it but one thing these were in the balance, but it was it nevertheless seemed as if the hat-trick of year history of the competition. The Citizens Robertson, who kept his nerve the Welsh Cup’s was all but confi rmed. will now play in the Europa League next season players have got is guts and work. This best, Long pots and delicate safety’s Despite starting the second half as they City fans will have the chance to congratulate means so much to so many people and edging Graeme Dott, just. A famous closed the second, Talbot rarely looked a threat, their three-times Welsh Cup winners on 12 June. these lads have been fantastic all season victory no doubt, and much needed while Bangor continued to press and should The trophy-winning heores will be taking part in positive publicity for the sport, that have had a clear penalty when Jamie Reed ran Bangor Carnival on that day, and showing off and got what they deserved. We’re back in has been marred by allegations into the box. However the referee adjudged he the Cup in an open-top bus procession. Europe where we should be and it rounds of bribery. Allegations even more dived and promptly gave the free kick to Talbot. damaging, as they involve someone On the 57th minute, Port Talbot boss Mark Jones Martyn Singleton of a great season for us.” who was sure to be remembered was set to make a triple substitution, Drew as one of the games greats, John Higgins. Maes Glas Sports and Leisure: 01248 382571 [email protected] www.maesglas.co.uk