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J azz en ters second decade a V/AAVV by Jim Cheng ensemble made up of members Conservatory. The immediate Strum’s own arrangement of which makes it easier to build a From its humble beginnings of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia music result was the first performance Michel LeGrand’s “You Must program.” in 1971, jazz at Lawrence has fraternity. on campus of a recognized and Believe in Spring’’ which As for his own goals as grown to become an integral Thanks to the efforts of Fred credited jazz ensemble on May features seniors Sue Schmidt educator, Fred states, “I ’m try­ part of the Conservatory and of Sturm and other interested 22, 1971. and John Traylor on sax­ ing to give a stress to the the University as a whole. The students, Lawrence University Tonight’s 10th anniversary ophones. musicality of jazz and the ensembles and courses which eventually recognized jazz concert is an opportunity to The LUJE begins its set with development of a conceptual comprise the jazz program here studies as a valuable addition measure the growth of jazz and Horace Silver’s classic “Cape variety” by exposing students have as their orgins a student to the courses offered at the jazz education here while also Verdean Blues” from the to the diverse historical providing a glimpse of the state library of the Buddy Rich big literature of jazz and by pro­ of the art as it enters its second band. Bob Brookmeyer’s viding them with different set­ decade. “Hello And Goodbye” provides tings in which to play. As a commemorative concert, the backdrop for several solos Though this school should the program is fittingly a mini­ in what Fred calls “the most have no illusions about being survey of jazz history in all its forward-looking composition to another North Texas State different forms. From an adap­ appear in the last decade.” University, it’s generally ageed tation of Bix Beiderbecke’s Trombonist Bob Braun receives that jazz at Lawrence is healthy 1927 classic “In A Mist”, his graduation present in a and growing. Senior Lynn through some vintage Basie to feature on Antonio Carlos James expressed optimism contemporary funk, the concert Jobim’s “Ana Luiza”. about the scene here, stating, promises to please all ears. It’s evident that jazz at “The program is a consistent The Jazz Lab Band leads off Lawrence has come a long way one which is continuing to ex­ with a set which reflects the in a decade and prospects look pand. Jazz is proving itself diversity of the jazz literature. even brighter for the future. here.” Highlights include the When asked to assess the For a taste of a vital part of aforementioned “In A Mist” growth of jazz in its ten years the Lawrence experience, come featuring freshman phenom here, Fred remembers with a to the Chapel tonight at 8:00 Steve Edwards on piano, an ar­ smile its rather inauspicious and share in the celebration of a rangement of Charles Mingus’ beginnings. “Today, the face of decade of jazz. Here’s hoping “Better Git Hit In Your Soul” jazz education has changed. that decades more are forth­ with solos by all hands, and The level of talent is higher, coming. T h e LAW RENfiUq A Free Forum of the Lawrence People grai e iff VOL. XC V111 * NO. 23 LAWRENCE UNIVERSITY. APPLETON. WISCONSIN 549 °^ Â i°Y C'EÏÏA 22, 1981

U .S. and O P E C : A look to the future by Tom Barney level of domestic crude for 30 to Most importantly, Steinhart can be, and usually are, run. In The bulk of Steinhart’s lec­ Early this week several 40 years. Second, U.S. produc­ explained that the U.S. system addition, crude oil’s discount ture explained the attitudes OPEC opinions were expressed tion of synthetic fuels will be of subsurface resource owner­ rate, the value of the oil today held by the small group of Arab to Lawrence faculty and slow to reach effective levels, ship is a rarity in the world. versus the value of the oil oil controlling individuals. students in a public policy and will retard further with the Private ownership of tomorrow, is given con­ Steinhart concludes that OPEC seminar entitled World Oil and prescribed Reagan energy underground wealth is unheard siderably more attention by officials understand the U.S. Gas Supplier - The OPEC policy. Third, the secondary of in most oil producing coun­ government run oil operations much better than it View. John Steinhart, pro­ recovery techniques now being tries where government owner­ than private enterprises. understands them. This elite fessor of geology and implemented will fail to rescue ship is the rule. As a result. Governments must balance group is well informed on U.S. geophysics at UW Madison and the U.S. from its present oil matters and is very capable of a member of the Presidential dilemna. Two thirds of our ex­ anticipating our responses to Science Advisory Staff, isting domestic oil will continue “The U.S. system of subsurface resource economic changes in the oil in­ enlightened the audience here to remain underground. Final­ ownership is a rarity in the world.” dustry. Yet, these individuals Tuesday in a new facet of the oil ly, Steinhart emphasized that do recognize their precarious dilemma. energy conservation will persist position with heavily in­ Steinhart traced several in the U.S. not because of na­ trade incentives differ between future returns, which could pay dustrialized oil importers such premise points concerning the tional concern, but due to U.S. and OPEC oil concerns. for tomorrow’s military of as the U.S. Pushing their posi­ present U.S. oil situation. First, energy’s increasingly high Profit making, traditionally development programs, with tion too far by means of oil price he claimed that the U.S. is fac­ costs. essential to U.S. oil producers, present payoffs. Finally, increases serves simply to ing a position of shrinking oil Several distinctions of incen­ is not the main priority among Steinhart emphasized that jeopardize their plentiful in­ production which will provide a tives and means of oil produc­ most OPEC members. Govern­ government run oil operations vestments in these countries. substantial but diminishing tion were drawn between the ments do not face the same pro­ are used as effective political U.S. and the Arab countries. fit strain seen by private U.S. bargaining tools where private cunt (I on page six operations, for national deficits concerns are not as readily lent Laumann & Smith win to this function. Winners of last Monday’s corresponding secretary, receiv­ Kemeny to address Honors Convo LUCC election were announced ed 276 votes. John Heilshorn, The president of Dartmouth the Dartmouth faculty in 1953 at this week's LUCC meeting. LUCC representative for College, who chaired the and was chairman of the Sara Laumann will be next Trever Hall, received 174 votes. Presidential Commission that mathematics department there year’s LUCC president and Write-in candidate Anne Kohl investigated the Three Mile from 1955 to 1967. He was in­ Paul Smith will be next year’s polled 84 votes. Again, the re­ Island nuclear accident, will be augurated president of Dart­ LUCC vice president. maining ballots were either left Laumann, currently Kohler’s the speaker at Lawrence mouth in 1970 at the age of 43. blank, or went to write-in can­ In April, 1979, Kemeny was LUCC representative, polled didates. University's annual Honors Convocation Tuesday, May 26, asked by President Jimmy 388 of 585 votes cast. Write-in Based on 574 of 1002 possible at 11:10 a.m. in Lawrence Carter to chair the 12-member candidate Mary Eichenberger students voting, about 58 per­ Memorial Chapel. Presidential Commission to in­ received 115 votes. The remain­ cent of all students voted in John G. Kemeny, a pioneer in vestigate the Three Mile Island ing ballots went to other write- Monday ’s election. The remain­ the development of computer nuclear power-plant accident in candidates or were left blank. ing 11 votes were from faculty, time-sharing and co-author of near Harrisburg, Pa. The Smith, who serves LUCC as or staff members. the computer language, Kemeny Commission, as it BASIC, will speak on “Com­ came to be called, delivered a puter Literacy: A Challenge to report that was highly critical Liberal Education.” of the nuclear power industry Kemeny is a distinguished and its federal regulators. mathematician-philosopher and Kemeny is the author or co­ Dartmouth College Prenident teacher as well as an innovator author of 13 books, including John (i. Kemeny. in computer time-sharing. A “ Introduction to Finite native of Budapest, Hungary, Mathematics,” “A Philosopher he came to the United States in Looks at Science,” “BASIC 1940 and was graduated sum- Programming’’ and “Man and No Paper ma cum laude in 1947 from the Computer: A New Sym­ -N Princeton University. He biosis.” Due to a limited received a doctorate in Kemeny is a fellow of the budget there will be no mathematics from Princeton in American Academy of Arts and Lawrentian printed 1949, and, while doing his Sciences, a trustee of the Car- graduate work, was asked to be .nigie Foundation for the Ad­ next. week. The next Ì a research assistant to Albert vancement of Teaching, and a paper will be published Sam Laumann Phut,i Sun, Quintil Paul Smith Einstein. member of many other profes­ June 5. Kemeny became a member of sional organizations. Page 2 The LAW RENTIAN May 22. 1981

L etters to the E d ito r Member of the THE ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE Tape release given go-ahead LAWRENTIAN PRESS However, it is important not 0 To the Lawrence Community: portion of the hearing may be to forget the shortcomings and Vol. X C V Il—No. 23 Friday 22 May 1981 In an effort to end what I con­ made public. My request for inconsistencies th at were sider an increasingly non­ confidentiality has made im­ Phones: Office: ext. 676H. Business mgr., ext B86J, Editor-in-chief, highlighted during this affair. productive controversy within possible a direct explanation of ext. 6881. Published weekly during the school year, except during the Honor Council s actions in Briefly, examinations periods by The Lawrentian of Lawrence University. our community I would like to make public my involvement in the hearing and their decision 1) the lack of guidelines clarify­ Printed by The Bulletin, Inc. of Appleton. Headline for copy is 8 ing the Honor Council chairper­ p.m. Wednesday ni^ht. All copy handed int< the Lawrentian must Chris Butler’s Honor Council to withhold the tapes. son's responsibilities, be typed and double-spaced. All letters to the editor must be signed hearing. Chris and I were charg­ In past weeks Chris Butler and typed, but names may be omitted upon request. Yearly sub­ ed with collaboration on an ex­ has depicted the Honor Council 2) the need for confidentiality to scriptions $9.00, overseas airmail $21, seamail $8. Second class am given by Prof. Adams. At as a group of incompetent and be treated with respect by all, the Honor Council hearing we judgemental students, when in 3) the right to pre-emptory were found innocent of any fact they were simply protec­ challenge is necessary, if only Honor Code violation. Tapes ting my right to privacy and at­ to maintain the council’s in­ were made of all proceedings. tempting to make the best of an tegrity, Whither Honors? At that time 1 felt strongly extremely difficult situation. 4) the retention of an innocent student’s hearing tapes. At a recent faculty meeting, Professor Charles Breunig, that the continued existence of The detrimental effects of Chris’s allegations cannot, in I sincerely hope this state­ chairman of the Committee on Honors, expressed concern the tapes—and their possible release—represented an inva­ my opinion, be erased until the ment on my part will bring this about the steady decline in the number of students who sion of my privacy. Conse­ tapes are available to the LU matter to an end and shift com choose to subm it a senior thesis for honors at graduation. In quently, I requested that the Community for its own review. munity attention to the proper the past several years, fewer and fewer students are par­ tapes not be made public or Therefore, the rights of one in­ arena. Constructive and respon­ ticipating in the independent study program which usually released to Chris. Chris was ful­ dividual, however sacred, must sive change in the Honor Coun­ culminates in the submittal of a thesis to be considered for ly aware of my feelings on this yield to the community's right cil procedure is possible honors at the end of the senior year. The reasons for this subject. To the Honor Council’s to protect its own well-being. In through the LUCC committee decline remain a matter of controversy. It is hard to imagine credit it has respected my this instance the use of the formed for this purpose. I urge that the reason for the lack of student interest in the pro­ wishes completely, although its Honor Council's impartial students and faculty to support gram is due to students being ill-informed about the oppor­ hands have been tied concern­ record as a public source is re­ this effort. tunities open to them in the independent study program. ing Chris’s request for the quired. I now request that the Respectfully, BRIDGET WARREN Aside from an informational section on the topic in the tapes’ release, as the written Honor Council tapes be made public, in the form of a course catalog, the Committee on Honors has circulated a permission of each involved in­ dividual is required before any transcript. pamphlet: “Honors at Graduation — Some Questions and Answers/’ This pamphlet appeared in every student s mailbox at the beginning of this year. Despite this and other special efforts by the Committee to interest students in the honors in independent studies program, the number of Bible Slur challenged students submitting theses this year was one of the lowest survived in only eight ever. The reasons for decreasing participation in the pro­ To the Editor: penalty), rose from the dead, Last week the Lawrentian in­ and now lives in heaven, calling manuscripts dating from AD gram are unclear, but it is apparent that most students, cluded a letter from a Ms. on all to believe in these facts. 900 and later, plus a few first despite the efforts of the Honors Committee to educate the Green of Madison, who had Those who do he tells to live a century AD papyrus scraps; its student body, remain essentially unaware of the oppor­ some rather sharp comments to new lifestyle, one showing love authority, however, is un­ tunities that a program of independent study for honors has make about the validity of the both to God and to others here challenged by classical to offer and how one might begin to consider the develop­ Bible for anything other than on earth. scholars. The same is true of ment of a thesis or research project. To help answer some of perhaps subjugating people. The Christian believes that other classical writings. Indeed, these questions and generate interest in the independent While everyone is entitled to “all things are lawful for me, the New Testament has more study program, there will be an Honors Tea this Thursday, his or her own opinion, one but not all things are helpful.” early manuscript evidence than M ay 28, at 4:10 p.m., in the A rt Center. A lthough this event would normally hope that that (I Corinthians 6:12) The Bible any ‘ other piece of ancient is intended primarily for juniors who are currently thinking opinion is an informed one. tells us not only what things to literature. Other evidence also points to about independent studies for next year, anyone interested This is not the case with Ms. avoid because they are not Green. Her comments are so helpful, but also why to avoid the validity of the Bible. Out­ in learning more about what the program is all about is urg­ ludicrous that they are almost them, both through reasoning side sources agree that many ed to attend. Several students who completed theses this funny. Due to the seriousness and through examples. Christians, including many of year will be on hand to share their experiences and answer of the matter, though, I feel Certainly some of the rules the original disciples of Jesus, questions. We urge all students to consider independent that they deserve a response, so enumerated in the Bible are out­ were persecuted and killed for studies as a possible alternative to their regular course of that, people can more fully dated, especially in the Old their beliefs. It strains credulity study here at Lawrence. The opportunities for creative ex­ understand why 1, for one, can Testament. The laws against to think that people would die pression and initiative are endless. possibly believe that a two eating pork saved the Israelites for something they know was thousand year old book can a lot of sickness and grief; now, not true. And if anyone knew have a meaning for us today. with advanced cooking prac­ the truth, the disciples had to, Co Editors-in-Chief...... Phil Brick. Alan Gunn There are two extremes to tices, there are unnecessary. since they were recognized as Co-ordinating Editors...... Tom Conway views on the Bible. Ms. Green Again, though, the important the leaders of the new group. David Weber exhibits one—fanatical raving thing is to look at the reasons The evidence is so powerful Business Managers...... Cathy Torresani, Pam Weiner against the Bible as nothing Sports Editor...... Brian Schneider behind the rules. The Ten Com­ that one man, named Frank Editorial Assistance...... Lee Ester more than a fairy tale. The mandments will be forever ap­ Morison, setout to prove that Layout Editors...... Robin Revis, Beth Austin, Patty Quentel, other is blind devotion to every plicable, because their roots are Jesus’ resurrection from the Linda Hill, Shannon Joyce, Ann Binder word in the Bible without any love for God and love for other dead was untrue, but ended up Photo E dito rs...... Sue Quentel, Lisa Wingfield understanding of the concepts people. becoming a Christian based on Reporters...... Julie Collins, Anne Mullin, Dave Wille, behind it. The Bible, when Ms. Green is, I assume, refer­ what he found. His book, Who Andy Hazucha, Paul McComas, Tim Clinch, Elli Kerlow, Paul Ar- taken out of context, can be ring to the entire Bible in her Moved the Stone?, shows how a betan, Tim Melchert, Andy Larsen, Terry Moran, John Blaser, Jim made to say virtually whatever letter. I am certain that any full research into the facts Cheng, John Boas, Rick Moser, Dave Eddy, Dave Arnosti, Fred one wants. Jew would be quite offended at reveals the truth of the Bible. Bartol, Robin Revis, Suzan le Martines, Joyce Majewski, Joe Pahr, I advocate another posi­ Libby Olsen, Leann Canty, Stuart Winter, Barb Lee, Cathy Demen­ the statement that the Old As for the Bible being ts, Tom Barney. tion-following the full ideas Testament was "concocted to “throughout history a barrier Circulation Director...... Julie Thome contained in the Bible, and the fit the needs of the Catholic to learning (and) science,” this Copy Editors...... Helen Snook. Tracv Shryer specific instructions given to Church.” As is shown by the is flatly untrue. The Chinese help us on that path. I also ad­ Dead Sea Scrolls and other were far ahead of the Euro­ vocate a full knowledge of the evidence, the Old Testament peans scientificaly in the early Bible and the circumstances All letters to the editor must be signed. Names will was in virtually its present centuries AD. However, Chris­ behind its writing; I believe form before the time of Christ, tianity brought the idea ot an be witheld by request and at the discretion of the that it will only benefit from which is obviously before the orderly universe created with a editorial staff. wider exposure. Roman Catholic Church ex­ purpose; based on this, science The Bible is a record of God’s isted. built itself with the idea of continued attempts to get man The New Testament is a very regular laws governing physicul voluntarily to acknowledge his different matter, but here too behavior. While the Roman supremacy. Jewish ceremonial the archeological evidence is er- Catholic Church was certainly law was designed to do two refutable. Over 4000 guilty of hindering science at Bartol proteststhings: 1) to keep the Israelites manuscripts survive, in whole times, this was not the result of healthy in a poisoned world, or in part, written in the the teachings of the Bible but To the Lawrentian: demonstrated any bias and and 2) to make them continual­ original Greek. The best of rather of church traditions. As a member of this year’s voted that he should continue ly remember that they were not these date from around AD 350, Nothing in the Bible says that Honor Council, I participated in to participate in the pro­ the final power in the world, but fragments date all the way the Earth is at the center of the the hearing that has been the ceedings. At no time during and to show their appreciation back to AD 130, long before universe, for example. subject of so much controversy that hearing or the delibera­ for being cared for by someone any centralized Catholic Regarding evolution, suffi*'*' on these pages in recent weeks, tions that followed did I detect so much greater than they. God Church had formed. Additional­ it to say that evolution is only and 1 vigorously protest Chris any bias on David’s part. For says repeatedly, though, that ly, quotations from many of the theory, despite what Ms. Green Butler’s published calls for the that matter, during the past when worshipping him it is the New Testament books appear and her friends might wish to resignation of the Council chair­ two years that I have served attitude which is important, not in letters dating to AD 96. man, David Maxfield. with him on the Council I have think . the physical act of sacrificing The meaning of these figures Of course, no one can be fort The Council heard all of never sensed that he has come animals and all the rest. can be fully understood only by ed to believe in the Bible. Chris’s accusations as well as to any decisions before all the The New Testament tells us comparing them to those of However, the Bible stands as a David’s account before evidence has been examined. how God, knowing that the other ancient writings. Caesar’s towering pillar over the rest of deliberating for at least half an Nothing in David’s conduct ceremonial laws only pointed Gallic Wars was written around hour over whether or not David in this case even remotely sug­ literature, ancient and modern. up man's failings, became man 50*60 BC; only nine or ten good To suggest that it is a sinister has shown himself to be biased gests that he ought to be in the person of Jesus Christ, manuscripts exist today, the fabrication requires that one ig and should be removed from removed from the Council. who lived on the earth, died in the case. In the end we could Sincerely, earliest dating from the ninth nore the facts. place of us (because our century AD. The History of not see how he had FRED BARTOL misdeeds deserved the death Thucydides (c. 460-400 BC) has Si" Cerely' KELVIN SMITH May 22, 1981 The LA W REN TIA N Page 3 The Lawrence Difference? To the Editors: to keep itself in existence.” every room, the charges could I am going to say a word that This letter has nothing to do be unobtrusively tacked onto will make Marwin Wrolstad’s with the high costs of a private the room fees, spread over a hands sweat and his knees education in the 1980's. period of a few years. Condensed shake. A word that will set the It concerns occurrences in But, if one act really awes me entire Business Office, as well which the University has tried with the blatant exploitation of as several Lawrence Ad­ to squeeze extra money out of Lawrence students by the ministrators, all a-titter with the students whenever possible. Business Office for monetary excitement. For instance, when I was a reasons, it is the extra $500 News. . . The word is money. freshman at Ormsby, the dorm charged to students taking the Money, money, money, was assessed a bill of $150 for a Slavic Trip who are not return­ money, money. broken lounge chair which was ing for first term next year. For Ones and fives and tens. Tui­ worth, perhaps, a tenth of that. the last two and a half years, I tion checks from hard working We picked up a chair in much have heard time after time how mothers, fathers, and students. better condition from Goodwill the Slavic Trip was in trouble The jingle, jingle, jingle of for $20. because it was ‘‘unprofitable” shiny silver. A few weeks back, students for the University. It seems not Can you feel it, Mar? It starts discovered parking tickets on to matter that this trip is a For condensed m inds out in your back pocket—right their cars in University lots on valuable and fulfilling learning Belfast— In one of the bloodiest incidents in Ulster’s sec­ near your wallet. It spreads and a weekend. I don’t know how experience for these students. tarian war, five British soldiers were killed Tuesday when a land spreads, until your greedy little The ‘‘lost revenue” from the many of these tickets were mine destroyed their troop Carrier. The blast occurred only a hands are clutching wildly at 50-odd students affected is less paid, but students were always few miles from the village of Canlough, home of Irish the air, your eyes take on a than 5 percent of the money allowed the luxury of parking Republican Army hunger striker Raymond McCreesh, reported glassy green tint, and that little Lawrence receives every term there on weekends. There was near death in his 59th day of fasting in Maze Prison. The IRA calculator in your brain whirs no prior warning that tickets in tuition. Why not have law en­ claimed responsibility for the explosion, possibly detonated by like a tint top. would be issued. forcement officials track down remote control. A Catholic political leader in Northern Ireland Lawrence University—“Har­ anyone who drops out of school If a conservatory student immediately condemned the IRA for its terrorist campaign. vard of the Midwest.” Liberal wishes to take a college course for a term, and get $500 out of arts college. Caring about the them, too? And heaven forbid as one of their three credits—no Rome— Pope John Paul II sipped tea for breakfast Tues­ education and well-being of its that someone transfer to problem. But if a college stu­ day, the first time he has swallowed liquids since being shot, students. another school! Lawrence dent wants to use one of their last week. Doctors noted the pontiff’s "vastly improved would make them pay $1500 a HA! Money is the catchword three credits for full-time physical state" and said they may be able to stop listing his here. year to complete their educa­ lessons in the Con, they have to condition as "guarded” by Wednesday. " I feel better than in tion. Does it make money for the pay an extra $120 for them. the previous days,” John Paul reportedly told a doctor. Mean­ Why aren’t the other ACM University? Is it profitable? What happens to the other one- while, investigators are skeptical of claims by the Pope’s accus­ programs affected? Students Great! Squeeze it for all it’s third of their tuition money? ed assailant that he once traveled to England to assassinate can take a term off after study­ worth. The Lawrence phone system Queen Elizabeth II. Something loses money? is, in a word, a farce. I still can­ ing in London, Mexico, India, or Costa Rica, without paying ex­ Phase it out. Rip it down. It not figure out why a $50 in­ Washington—Psychiatric examinations cannot be used in tra bucks. A student on any one doesn’t matter that it adds to stallation fee must be paid determining a life or death sentence in capital punishment cases of these programs for one term student enjoyment and every year for a phone company unless the defendant is informed of his right to remain silent will still be on the Lawrence enlightenment. Close the small man to turn a few screws and during such an examination, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled campus for 11 terms, whether houses. Tear down the Art An­ strip a few wires. And for two Monday. The unanimous decision also said that defendants they go to Russia in the sum­ nex. Cut back on Health Center terms, the campus extensions have the right to a lawyer before undergoing a psychiatric test. mer, or London in the winter. services. But blow a few bucks could not be used for local calls. In other matters, the court ruled that a jailhouse confession Money, Dollars, Currency. on a parking gate for the I cannot imagine this setup be­ cannot be used in trial if the defendant had earlier told police he Cash. Dough. Bucks. Brokaw Lot so that no one can ing adopted without some first wanted to consult a lawyer. park there at night. backslapping and eyewinking Call it whatever you like, Mar. Enjoy playing with mine In my four years here at between Wrolstad and the Belfast—Hunger striker Raymond McCreesh was reported while you can. Luckily, I Lawrence, I have seen quite a phone company. We pay $6800 near death Monday in his bid to win political status for Irish graduate next month. few instances of the almighty a year to come to a University Republican Army prisoners held in Northern Ireland. The Sincerely, dollar taking the forefront in with an ice-age phone system. British government said the prisoner h«d decided to end the BERNARD A. HAEN University affairs. You might If phones were installed* in fast last weekend, but changed his mind after a visit with his say, ‘‘Lawrence has a priority family—a claim the family denied. McCreesh, 24, was blind and lapsing into unconsciousness in his 58th day without food, the IRA said. Another Maze Prison inmate, Patrick O'Hara, also was in his 58th day of fasting, but he was not expected to die Who are the Clan-na-Gael? before McCreesh. South Bend, Ind.— President Reagan evoked memories of by Brian Lewis, exact, as recorded by certain in­ were applied to their lands, and the rents went to England. the Gipper and Knute Rockne during Sunday commencement with C. Butler dividuals. Which “side” were exercises at Notre Dame University. The 70-year-old Reagan, and J. Collins they “on”; and “how” were Ireland was the first "colony” for profit in the British empire. making his first trip outside the nation’s capital since he was I.R.A., U.D.L., U.D.R., they ‘“objective”? Can shot March 30, appeared to be jaunty and upbeat on his return H-block prisoners seeking neighbors be “objective” in Shakespeare’s Richard the Se­ cond, you may remember, to the scene of his favorite motion picture role. Pat O'Brien, 82, ‘‘political status,” and all the discussions over killing one who played the title role in the 1940 movie, "Knute Rockne: All- rest of the words and symbols another, whether in the past, brought himself down by im­ pounding his uncle’s riches in American," shared the stage with Reagan, who portrayed floating above the troubles in present, or future? “History” fighting Irish halfback George Gipp. Reagan embraced O ’Brien “Northern Ireland.” Just what tells us that where there's blood order to finance a re-conquering of the ever-unruly Irish; Peter and both were given a tumultuous welcome from the 12,500 peo­ do they mean? Protestant spilled you’ll find someone ex­ ple gathered for the ceremony. soldiers, Catholic soldiers, ploiting someone else. Who is it O ’Toole playing Henry II in the movie The Lion in Winter says, British soldiers, soldiers from here? Are you Irish in descent, The Assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II set off the Irish National Brotherhood. or maybe English, Protestant, "if we have nothing better to do we can go and have victories new pleas for gun restrictions in the U.S. and prompted a Con­ Are we hearing about “religious Catholic, Jew? If you believe in necticut legislator to switch her vote, allowing a handgun con­ warfare?” Could we be? Is it God, how about his “command­ over the Irish again, it’s good for morale.” Meanwhile the trol bill to pass. State Sen. Margaret Morton said she changed political violence, is it ments”? Just who was this her mind and voted for the bill because "it would have been very economic-anger and rioting, or Irishman called Bobby Sands; strong-farmers (Irishmen who could pay the rents) kept up cold-hearted not to do what I could do to see that this step was is it possible that people as what did he believe? What was taken.” close to our hearts as the ever- he doing in the outlawed I.R. A., agitation against the English, starving his life to a ghastly and built their churches and happy Irish, and the stern, Fresno, Cal.—Pulitzer Prize-winning author William finish as he did? What will Cathedrals. Christian since 432 energetic English, “on who’s Saroyan died Monday of cancer at age 72. Saroyan won the “ history” say of him? Do you A.D., when St. Patrick built the empire the sun EVER sets,” 1940 Pulitzer for his most famous play, "The Time of Your care? Do I? Should we all? first churches at Meath, Ulster, could be at W AR? Death by Life," but he rejected the prize money because he felt wealth or Let’s begin by supposing an and Armagh, all the churches starving, death by shooting, commerce should not patronize art. His writings included many Irish/English war, or as the formally conformed to Roman death by bombing, divided by short stories and the books "M y Name is Aram” and "The media puts it, "conflict”; Catholicism in the seventh cen­ car-bombings, bombs made into Human Comedy.” land mines, bombs in booby- deaths on both sides demand it. tury. The Irish folk paid the trapped buildings, bombs sent How old is this conflict of rents at swordspoint, grew, got The Editor of Chicago's Fenger High School newspaper, a by mai1, mailed to the mayor, neighbors? Truthfully, the married, fought the English in­ popular, clean-cut student who often decried the scourge of public offices, police stations, “conflict” is eight-hundred-ten vaders, got old and died. Time, violence in contemporary society, now stands accused of the even to the Prince of Wales. Do years old. and Time-on-Time passed. savage beatings of two young children in his Far South Side we hear so much horror our ears The year was 1171 A.D. King In 1366 A.D., the English neighborhood. George Jones has been charged with the murder block themselves? W hat’s this Henry II of England found that "Statute of Kilkenny" tied the of Sheila Pointer, 12, and the assault of her brother, Purvy Jr., about Catholic "ghettos,” and he “owned” Ireland on paper, strings of "rule" over the very 10. in their home at 702 W. 117th St. unruly, making marriage with the news staying full of bombs without even a fight. He decid­ and wake notices in the north of ed to go over for a look-see. He an Irishperson illegal for an rc; neighborly Ireland? That found an amazingly beautiful Englishperson, and also fixing beautiful green island in a green isle of some 20 million acres the ownership of the isle bloodbath, how can that be? of which 14 million or so were "forever.” Later on, in 1494, Just how does one go about get­ farmable, had been farmed came the "Statute of C h a r l e s ting a handle or ANY sort of since time long forgotten by an Droghheda” which forbade any grip on what is obviously a indigenous tribe of prideful and bills in any Irish Parliament the Florist tragic situation? strong farmers. Probably the without the consent of the King Stop in and visit the HISTORY tells us the story only bad move those farmers of England, etc. The Irish re­ QUALITY FLORIST mained unruly; to speak of even of our stories, reminds us of made was to lose the first bat­ 219 K. ('ollepe Ave.. Apploton who we ARE by informing our tles of the war, for they sure the number of “rising" and 734-8793 young on who we W ERE. didn’t agree with Henry about violence over the rents would ownership. Soon the farmers take days. "History" won't tell “ History” is the long long list io P) of memories, exact and not-so- themselves were owned, rents Continued on Page 4 Page 4 The LAW REN T IA N May 22. 1981

LUCC Update Dreher speaks Election, Publications, to begin.” He then opened by tying in gardening to Wittgens­ and Honor Council discussed tein and Freshman Studies. areas of concern. Patron sales, to set up a committee to review “ Perhaps the bacteria in a by Alan Gunn which are donations from area the Honor Council and the mulch pile are the only things Last Monday’s LUCC businesses, have been slow this Honor System. The Honor that could digest meeting was highlighted by the year due to a late start by the Council is concerned with the Wittgenstein,” he speculated. announcement of the winners of Ariel staff. Ariel is also ex­ question of whether or not a He went on, observing, “Stan­ the LUCC officer elections. ding there with a hoe, tearing periencing difficulties collec­ defendant should have the op­ % Sara Laumann was elected up clods, it’s a lot like teaching ting money due them from last tion to question an individual John Dreher Photo: The Arivi President of LUCC for next Freshman Studies.” year’s yearbook. These charges Honor Council member’s year and Paul Smith was He then proceeded to the meat have been turned over to the suitability to impartially judge by Tom Conway chosen as LUCC Vice- On Monday evening at the of his speech. He explained the Business Office for collection. a particular case. Selection pro­ president. two senses of the title of his Weisman had good news from cedures for Honor Council are Senior Class Dinner, Professor LUCC president Terry Smith John Dreher of the Philosophy speech, “Choose Yourself.” the Lawrentian. Thanks to the another matter the proposed also announced that sixty ap­ The first interpretation was, committee could evaluate. Department gave a short, infor­ plications had been received for efforts of Allyson Hu, Cathy mal speech titled, “ Choose “ You do it.” Somebody faced Torresani, and Pam Weiner, Professor Reed, however, next year’s Committee open­ with two alternatives, X and Y, pointed out that LUCC does Yourself.” ings. Included in this number this years Lawrentian Business might be told, “ You choose.” not have jurisdiction in First came a brief plug from are the applicants for Judicial Managers, the paper is ex­ the Alumni Association, in The second meaning indicated academic matters, which the Board. LUCC Committee on pected to finish the year in the which the seniors were inform­ the result of a choice. By choos­ Honor System falls under, and Committees will complete com­ black. This is the first time this ed that once they got out, they ing X over Y, you become recommended the matter be mittee selections sometime has happened in recent years. would find that Lawrence was a yourself. turned over to the Dean of the next week. Weismann concluded by an­ great school. “ If you don’t Dreher argued that an agent Following these an­ nouncing the editors of next Faculty, or the President of the know that already,” it was add­ not only does actions but, even nouncements a report on LUCC years publications. University. ed, after the seniors found this more, is his actions. Actions Publications Board was Tropos: Barb Storms and Before concluding the good for a laugh. make the agent. He suggested presented to LUCC by John Carter Wills meeting, a new organization They were reassured that that there was an error in the Weisman, chairman of the Pub. Ariel: Rachel Barber and Janet was officialy recognized by people all across the country idea of searching for one’s self. Board. Starting with Tropos, Steiner LUCC. College Republicans is knew about Lawrence, but were “ There is no ready-made Weisman outlined the problems Lawrentian: First term Rick the name of the group. Those urged to spread the good word doer, ready to be freed,” he encountered this year by each of Moser. Second term Terry wishing information can con­ anyway. If they found anyone said. “ In the beginning was the the three student publications. Moran. Third Term David tact Bill Burrington. who would make a good can­ deed. Do things and become a Though Tropos was published Weber and Diane Droster. Bill Burrington concluded the didate for Lawrence, they were doer.” And, since any actor has earlier this year than in Moving on to “Old meeting by pointing out that asked to contact the nearest to operate with other actors, he previous years, sales have been Business,” the Office of Cam­ the physical plant is sensitive Alumni Association represen­ must learn to cooperate. slow. Weisman also noted that pus Life presented a paper en­ to the problems of ventilation tative immediately. “All we Seniors were encouraged to con­ through a misunderstanding titled, “Obligations of a LUCC and air conditioning. Any pro­ need is the name,” David C. tinue to develop their skills. Tropos paid an outside firm Representative.” Correspon­ blems with either of these con­ Hackworthy, newly elected Dreher closed with a joke $500 dollars for typesetting ding secretary Paul Smith read cern should contact Herb Hill president of the Alumni parodying the simple, multiple- work which could have been the paper, which was offered to at the physical plant im­ Association, said. choice type mind. In all deci­ done by the Public Relations LUCC as a point of information mediately. Shortly thereafter, Dreher sions, a person should constant­ department at no charge to and was met with little discus­ The next scheduled LUCC made his way to the podium ly be thinking, challenging the Tropos. sion from the floor. meeting will be June 1. and cracked, “ I can’t help but alternatives that have been Moving to the Ariel, Next on the agenda was a pro­ get the feeling the commercial’s given and inquiring into the Weisman pointed out two main posal from the Honor Council over and the program’s about possibility of others.

cont. from page 3 English-Irish continue bloody clash you how many times the sword were owned by a total of five- ble. The British were out collec­ 350,000 in the sixty years after 1916, the I.R.B. staged a FALLS, only that it fell and. if thousand men, nearly all of ting an Empire in which to the famine. In Dublin, by 1900, bloody insurrection seeking “an you’re very lucky, where and whom were Protestant. That’s a enrich their markets and start had the worst slums in all of Ireland not Gaelic merely but when. There are no names. The lot of rent and Tithe. The great new ones; Africa, India, the Europe. Free as well”; 1600 I.R.B. and year 1534 saw Henry the Dan O ’Connell formed the Near-East. In 1845 the potato Meanwhile the rents returned Sinn Fein soldiers took part, Eighth remove the whole island Catholic Association. Sir blight reached Ireland, destroy­ as the farmers returned to the but were overwhelmed and sur­ of Britain from the Roman Robert Peel, the Kings ing at least a third of the crop. fields. The secret societies con­ rendered. Between 3 and 12 Church. Ireland had to go magistrate in Ireland said, “an In 1846 the entire crop was lost. tinued the “agitation”. On St. May the British, “ in batches of along, and an Anglican church honest, despotic government The famine lasted on/off for Pats day, 1858 the Irish three and four”, shot the was set up in Ireland and the would be the fittest for about five years. A million or a Republican Brotherhood was leaders. Sinn Fein leaders were Catholics, unwilling to follow, Ireland.” O ’Connell called him million and a quarter Irish died formed, while in America the arrested and one, Thomas were soon being charged “Orange Peel ”, and the police of starvation and fever, depen­ “ Fenians Society”, named for Ashe, died as a result of mal­ another “rent”, this time in the started putting people in jail. ding on who one may listen to. the legendary and real heroes treatment during a hunger form of an “Anglican Tithe” for “ If they prevent us from talk­ The British collected the grain who fought every invader of strike to protest British cruelty support of the official church. ing politics why then we’ll whis­ and exported it under guard at Ireland, came into its own. All to prisoners. In 1918 Sinn Fein The Irish folk said “no”, but tle and sing them", said O ’Con­ the ports, for many Irish it was the way until the birth of the was overwhelmingly elected in paid the tithe as swordspoint nell, who spent a lifetime in and potatoes or nothing. After Free State sixty years later, the south. In 1919 the Irish for three hundred years. In out of British prisons. Many awhile Peel brought in anti-British violence fight­ Republican Army (I.R.A.) ab­ 1801 came the “ Union” bet­ talked but there were many American maize, for those who ing violent oppression and vice sorbed the old I.R.B. and The ween the two sides in the con­ who spoke the same language could afford it, or were well versa continued. Citizen Army and went to war of violence the British spoke. flict, with a promise of enough to rach a handout During the 1880’s Charles S. with British troops in the “Catholic emancipation”. Pro­ While O’Connell talked center. Over a million left Parnell, an Anglo-lrishman streets and hills of Ireland. testants formed the so-called peaceful resistance, the British Ireland, many for America. Bet­ defended by the Fenians, British terrorism continued. In “Orange Order” to control collected the Irish grains for the ween 1845 and 1852 the popula­ fought for Home-Rule for 1920 Terence MacSwiney, Lord Catholic interests with rents and much of the popula­ tion dropped by a third (8.1 Mil. Ireland, something many saw Mayor of Cork, imprisoned for violence if necessary. All four­ tion lived on boiled and burnt to 6.1). Landlords threw as a necessary half-measure. his membership in the I.R.A. teen million farmable acres potatoes and milk when possi- whomever couldn’t pay off the Eventually he was brought died after seventy-four days on farms. Violence flared up often. down by his enemies, the dream hunger strike seeking Political Many boats full of starving and of Home Rule with him. In 1884 Prisoner Status. One week later fever-ridden Irish landing in the Irish began to formally save Kevin Barry, a young man of Britain were turned back. their language and customs eighteen was hanged for his Thousands died en route to with the founding of such as the membership in the I.R.A. The America. Secret Republican \ r Gaelic Athletic League and war grew savage beyond belief. societies (calling for an indepen­ others designed to rescue Irish Parliament passed the Govern­ dant Republic on the American L e v i s culture from 700 years of oc­ ment of Ireland Act, dividing model) were formed bent on cupation. In 1905 the Sinn Fein the loyalist Ulster from the removing the British once and Catholic south. The I.R.A. told for all. Brotherhood was founded, while the Protestants in Ulster George the Fifth “You are In Ulster, the northeastern flS> formed corresponding armed fighting a war you cannot win . corner of the island, scene of the forces to keep themselves present violence, the British In 1921 the British made at the British. In 1912 the Loyalists moved in or expanded the in­ peace and gave the Irish more in Ulster signed a “Covenant” dustries (shipbuilding and than “home-rule”. A Canada- to stay British, many signed in linens) they’d previously like Dominion status gave birth their own blood. In Dublin the planted. Since Cromwell’s time to the Irish Free State (the playright Sean O ’Casey and the the British had also been plan­ lower 26 counties) while Britain Countess Markievicz (an kept the top six, industrialized, mon &AIL ting a Scots Calvinist- Irishwoman recently married to Protestant population in Ulster riches counties. Meanwhile the a wealthy Polish Count who as the best way to protect their IF A and Sinn Fein declared an was devoted to the Republican economic interests. The Famine independant Republic, and the Cause) formed the Irish Citizen dream of 760 years of war com­ Your Exclusive LEVI Store spread and people went Army. wherever they could go. In ing to an end seemed near. M. During World War I the (across from Gim bels) Ulster Catholics were crowded Collins and the peace delega British needed help, promised into slums with poor sanitation tion let themselves be tricked the Irish “home rule” in return. or none at all as the population into signing a document whit h Many went and many died in grew from 70,000 'to over not only saw the partition of the the allied cause. Meanwhile, in island so many had given their May 22, 1981 The LAW REN T IA N Page 5 NRA packs big guns (toturtations by John MacElwee Washington, but also to pro­ Not all members of the NRA by Tim Clinch Another assassination at­ vide assistance to those agree with the new, hard-line at­ If you're sick of studying, as most students are, and gross­ tempt. No,-this time not a musi­ political candidates that sup­ titude of the organization. ed out by the bugs, as I definitely am, take a break this week cian, mayor, congressman, or port NRA policies. Often the Many members are becoming and come to the Conservatory to hear one of the many recitals president, but a pope. The energies of the organization are increasingly disenchanted with to be held. Trilla Ray, ‘cello, will give her senior recital this discussion begins again so put toward smearing an NRA the politics of the organization evening at 7:00 at Harper Hall. Trilla and pianist Gigi Plautz soon—“what can be done about candidate’s opponent. as the NRA has strayed from will open the program with a performance of J.S. Bach's Sonata restricting handguns?” But In the 1980 Presidential its original purpose—to pro­ No. 1 in G Major; Trilla and pianist Steven Edmund will follow why did the discussion end primaries, the NRA spent $230 mote hunting and marksman­ with Chanson Villageoise, Op. 62, No. 2, and Serenade, Op. 54, when it was only a little over a thousand trying to assure that ship. In the legislative division No. 2, both by D. Popper. After intermission, Trilla and pianist month ago that the President of Senator Edward Kennedy of the NRA, many lobbyists are James Thompson will present the Sonata for Cello and Piano in the United States was subject would not get the Democratic angered at the tactics used by E Minor, Op. 38, by Brahms. to the same perilous situation? nomination. Kennedy is the the legislative director, Neal Another musical treat this evening will be the Tenth An­ The big names go by—Ken­ Senate’s leading advocate of Knox. One NRA aide quoted in niversary Jazz Concert, which will be held at 8:00 in the Chapel. nedy, King, Moscone, Lowens- handgun legislation. Likewise, Congressional Quarterly states The concert, which is free and open to the public, will feature the tein, and Lennon and people more than eighty Congressmen, that, ‘‘Neal’s attitude is that we Lawrence University Jazz Ensemble and the Lawrence Univer­ take notice. Statistics show of whom all supported NRA can put a congressman or a sity Jazz Lab Band, both directed by your favorite and mine, that year after year thousands policies, received in excess of senator to the wall and stick it Fred Sturm. Come celebrate the tenth birthday of Lawrence’s to him any time.” In 1980, jazz program! three top lobbyists quit because “The 1.8 million member NRA, of which Ronald A unique recital will be held at 3:00 Sunday afternoon in of Knox’s maneuvers. Harper Hall: the annual Lawrence Composers’ Recital, which Reagan is a member, is one of the largest and most Although it is possible for the features works by the composition students of Professor James effective lobbying organizations in the country.” Knox leadership to crumble, Ming. Steven Edmund will open the program with a perfor­ such prospects are doubtful, mance of Michael Relihan's Suite for Piano. A set of songs en­ perhaps because the NRA has of people are murdered with $1000 for their campaign funds. titled The Ring (J.R.R. Tolkien), composed by Jeanine been so successful in Congress. handguns and people take Most were conservative Kieckhafer, will be performed by Timothy Bruneau, baritone; The 1980 election provided a notice. Why then no handgun Republicans, but not all. Jennifer Taylor, oboe; Jeanine Kieckhafer, piano; Todd record number of NRA sup­ legislation? Ask any Lawrence Senator Thomas Eagleton, a Schievelbein, trumpet; Chris Jankowski, trumpet; and Michael porters in both the House and student this question and they well-known liberal, received Allen, ‘cello. Timothy Bruneau s Four Macabre Songs on the Senate, as well as a sym­ will tell you the National Rifle $26,444 from the NRA in the American Poetry will be performed by Ruth Oh, soprano; Linda pathetic President. The NRA is Association (NRA) is too power­ last election. Lutz, mezzo-soprano; Kenneth Bozeman, tenor; Terry Burk, strengthened by Reagan's con­ ful. Aside from the NRA financial baritone; and James Thompson, piano. With the assistance of tinued feelings on the right to But what is the NRA? How resources, much of the pianist James Thompson, Linda Lutz will sing Two Songs of bear arms after his assassina­ much more is it than an organizational strength comes Love (Elizabeth Barrett Browning), by Terry Burk. The perfor­ tion attempt. * organization which distributes from its determined leadership. mance will conclude with de la patte a l’aile-a la memoire de Col­ The outlook for handgun con­ awards for excellence in What was once an organization ette by Christopher Been, performed by Timothy Clinch, oboe, trol in the coming year remains marksmanship at summer that was willing to make some and Christopher at the piano. This recital is the only one of its bleak. However, one positive camps? The answer, unfor­ concessions, such as the 1968 type this year - don’s miss it! note does prevail. Since the tunately, is much, much more. Gun Control Act which outlaw­ Jeanine Keickhafer, composer, and James Thompson, shootings, the membership of The 1.8 million-member NRA, ed mail order guns and posses­ tenor, will share a recital Monday evening, May 25, at 8:00 in gun control organizations that of which Ronald Reagan is a sion of guns by convicted Harper Hall. Jeanine will open the program with a performance are beginning to acquire lobby­ member, is one of the largest felons, is no more. Since 1977 of her piano piece Equus; Jim and pianist Gigi Plautz will follow ing skills has swelled enormous­ and most effective lobbying when the militant faction took with a set of songs by Schubert. Jeanine's song set, The Ring ly. Hopefully, some of the out­ organizations in this country. It over the organization, the NRA (Words by J.R.R. Tolkien), will be performed by Timothy pouring of emotion towards the has amassed a fortune more has not been willing to concede Bruneau, baritone; Jennifer Taylor, oboe; Todd Schievelbein shooting of the Pope can be than $7 million in assets and on any type of gun control and Chris Jankowski, trumpets; Michael Allen, ‘cello; and directed toward the gun control has hundreds of employees in­ legislation. Moreover, before Jeanine Keickhafer, piano. With the assistance of pianist Lorna movement, which eventually volved in political activities. the Lennon and Reagan Peters, Jim will sing a set of songs by Chausson. After intermis­ may be able to diminish the in­ The NRA uses its wealth and shootings, the NRA ad­ sion, Jim and pianist Steven Edmund will perform songs by fluence of the NRA. manpower not only to promote ministration was intent on Rachmaninoff, Pasatieri, Ives, and Head. The program will con­ lobby-type activities in repealing the 1968 legislation. clude with a performance of Jeanine’s Double Quartet for Str­ ings and Woodwinds, performed by Ellen Sayles, flute; Tanya Erickson, oboe; Mary Brinsko, clarinet; Susan Lawrence Mc- cant'd from page four Cardell, bassoon; Frank Babbitt and Sarah Beers, violins; Diane Kawczynski, viola; and Michael Allen, ‘cello. Roberta L. Mangold, piano, and Thomas Nedwek, double ... but no end in sight bass and electric bass, will share a recital Wednesday evening. May 27, at 8:30 in Harper Hall. Robin will perform Beethoven’s lives for and a bloody civil war responded thusly, ‘‘the conti­ the Human Rights Commis­ 32 Variations on an Original Theme in C minor, WoOp 80; and fought over the issue, but it nuance of Partition precludes sions of Europe on charges of the Mazurka in A minor, Op. 17, No. 4, the Nocturne in C-sharp ended up taking twenty-seven us from taking our rightful torturing prisoners. Well minor, Op. 27, No. 1, and the Fantasie in F minor, Op. 49, all by years to get the Irish republic place among European documented evidence exists. Chopin. After intermission, Tom and pianist Vic Handevidt will started. Nations.” They wouldn’t stand The IRA fights on. perform Bach’s Menuet in G Major, Telemann’s Sonata in a In Ulster ‘‘home-rule” was next to the British anywhere, Many Irish-Americans ask minor for Viola da Gamba and Continuo, and Three Sketches immediately dominated by Pro- even on a bet. me, ‘‘Why can’t the Irish for String Bass by A. Shulman. “The Jazz Unit ”, whose testants representing a Between 1956 and 1962 the Republic to the south help the members are Gary De Michele, percussion; Vic Handevidt, two/thirds majority bitterly war was continued by the “ Pro- Catholic minority in the north piano; Ken Muschenheim, guitar; Doug Segal, saxophone; and loyal to Britain. The Orange visonal” (outlawed) wing of the of the island?” Tom. will conclude the program with works by L. Tristano, J.J. Order controlled the Parlia­ IRA, and by Sinn Fein, the The answer can hardly be put -Johnson, and C. Corea. ment, passing sweeping anti- legal, non-military arm of the into words. Britain has 50,000 Andy Nelson, clarinet, and Tami Jahn, piano, will open the Catholic laws, suspending civil IRA. The “provisionals” see square miles, much of which is student recital at 11:10 Thursday morning with a performance liberties of every type, in­ themselves as the protectors of hardly farmable. Ireland has of C.M. von Weber’s Concertino, Op. 26. Anne Mattern, ‘cello, cluding internment without the Catholic community, seek­ 32,000 square miles, much of will perform three movements from Bach's Suite in G Major for trial. The IRA fought on to end ing arms to fight the British Ar­ which is farmable. Britain has a Solo Violoncello, and pianist Gloria Hoell will present the Etude partition. After the 1929 my. In 1969 a non-violent Civil- modern population of around in F-sharp “ La Fileuse” by Raff. Susan Leitzke, flute, and Tom economic crisis life in Ulster’.s Rights movement began seek­ sixty or seventy million, but a Tomczuk, marimba, will conclude the program with a perfor­ Catholic ghettos became ing to peacefully wrest control long time ago, when they had a mance of Alec Wilder’s Suite for Flute and Marimba. unimaginable. Turning to the of Catholic areas where lot less, they set out to become The Downer Women’s Chorus, directed by Mari Taniguchi prime minister, Lord representation was controlled the modern Romans, conquer and assisted by pianist Steven Edmund, will present a concert Craigavon, for help Catholics by Orange Men. In 1971 the world, have an empire, col­ Thursday, May 28, at 8:30 in Harper Hall. The program will in­ were told, ‘‘All I boast is that Governmental repression of onies and all that. First they clude works by Handel, Arensky, Emanuele d ’Astorga, Gordon we are a Protestant Parliament Catholics began anew: war­ went next door to their Jacobs, Francis Poulenc, Ernest Chausson, Arthur Honegger, for Protestant people.” rantless search, seizure, arrest neighbors for the emerald isle Ulysses Kay Smith, and Benjamin Britten. Soloists will include Thousands died of hunger and without trial, etc. In the Derry can sure grow the rich grain. Lisa Russell, Tirzah Strom, Melinda Strom, April Grant, and tuberculosis. Thousands of and Belfast Catholic com­ Fattened, they conquered the Amy Spielvogel for Praise Ye the Ix>rd in Heaven by Arensky; children, especially in Belfast, munities, grandmothers to known world, later dividing it soprano Nancy Elliott, mezzo-soprano Kris Reuter Peterson, were stunted due to exposure grandsons, errupted in rock up with the other “civilized'' and alto Nancy Stowe for Honegger’s Cantique de Paques; and and lack of food. By 1938 it was throwing at British and Protes­ nations. Now, after they’ve lost Mary Brinsko, clarinet; Herbert Hardt, percussion; and calculated that 36% of the tant soldiers. Mass arrests their empire to those who own­ Christopher Jankowski, trumpet, for Britten’s Psalm 150. The population were unable to buy followed. On January 30, 1972, ed their own land in the first concert will be free and open to the public. anything like an adequate supp­ British soldiers fired on a place, even the first conquered ly of food, clothing, or shelter peaceful Civil Rights march in can get loose from the tight with heating. Sir Basil Barooke, Derry, killing thirteen and reins of economic and emotional the new Prime Minister of Nor­ wounding dozens. On March 2 slavery. Modern Ireland, longer thern Ireland said, “ I would ap­ of that year the British cancell­ at war than any other nation on SENIORS peal to loyalists wherever possi­ ed ‘‘home-rule” for Northern the earth, has a population, in­ ble to employ good Protestant Ireland, and began direct rule cluding the Nationalist — Resumes Printed — Lads and lassies.” The British from Westminster. Remaining Catholics in the north of about • White or color stock • Fast Service Army and the Ulster Defense civil rights were suspended as three and one-half million, re­ • Typing Service Available League (U.D.L., U.D.R.) attack­ an anti-IRA campaign of terror maining a poor, but very very ed the IRA whenever and lasting from that day to this, in­ proud Nation. Clan-na-Gael is wherever possible, and the IRA cluding the loss of economic the name of the original Irish- did likewise. In 1949 the Irish rights (jobs) and direct military American Brotherhood which The Copy Shop Republic to the south was ask­ occupation, all blamed on the lent its hand way back from the 819 W. College Ave., Appleton, WI. 54911 Phone 733-6627 ed to join the N.A.T.O. coun­ Republican movement. No one days of O ’Connell. Erin Go tries in their anti-Soviet alliance knows how often since then the Bragh. (Ireland will last QUALITY. QUICK PRINTING and the leaders of the Republic British have been taken before forever!) Page 6 The LAWRENTIAN May 22. 1981

ATTENTION SENIORS Literary Competition Winners TO THE SENDER of the 10 of Seniors who wish to request ex­ The English Department is hap­ Spades: you're not playing with a tra tickets for Commencement py to announce the winners of the full deck. beyond the two that they prizes in this year's literary com­ W'ANT ED — New bowl for automatically receive are urged to petition. presidential haircut. make their requests now. The The Hicks Prize in Fiction—to tickets are for use in Memorial Laurie Thomas for "The Gifted". TINO—You're so horny the Chapel in case of rain, and the Honorable Mention to Paul Mc- crack of dawn had better watch out number is limited. Please send your Comas for "Fake Snake” ’round you! ___ written requests to “Public The Hicks Prize in Poetry—to F IJI ISLAND at the Palace? Events, Brokaw Hall". The re­ Laurie Hovell for "Parade”. What a smashing idea—Do come! quests are filled in a round-robin Honorable Mention to Patrick K. DEAR FROEDY—You’re both TEAM (where’s Melinda?) fashion in the order of receipt. No Smitley for "Some M an" and to LU WOMEN S RUGBY really neat, and 1 know because you Photo: Leslie Schwartz telephone requests will be taken. Jannette Blochwitz for “The Red have a cat, and it eats Little FOUND Beret". Friskies. Love, Clarissa Found: one sweater, found Tues­ The Alexander Reid Prize for HOPE THE ISLAND doesn’t cont. from page one day May 18, near College Ave. Best Sketch—to Margaret Sinnot sink. Have a couple for us. for “ Intro. Chem.” Bridge. To claim, call and describe. —London Brothers & S isters The Wood Prize: no award Looks pretty nice to me! Allison, THE CON and the relentless. ext. 6865. The Tichenor Prize for Best Steinhart on OPEC Watch our artistic friends as they Essay in English Literature—to Moreover, domestic discontent Mideast were simply “ skimm­ DFC and PANHELL TEA Sam Elkind for "Autumn of the play among the sheets (music?) in their relentless pursuit of under­ and internal strife also exists ing” of the light, high grade oil Downer Feminist Council and the Old South.” Panhellenic Council will be sponsor­ cover assignment that will land between this controlling group and leaving behind the heavy, ing a tea for Mrs. Jean A. Kemeny THANK YOU studies that encourage their pur­ and the Arab public. The power­ but still valuable crude. The for­ on Monday, May 25 at 4:30 PM in The ladies of the grill would like suits. Their motto: SCREW OR BE ful members of society who mation of the International the Teakwood Room at Downer. to thank the Class of 1981 for in­ SCREWED.______oversee the OPEC oil produc­ Energy Agency, an organiza­ The wife of Dartmouth College viting them to their senior class C LA R K —Come off your cloud, tion are, for the better part, tion designed to counter the ef­ President, and L.U.’s Honors Day dinner last Monday. she ain’t that good. SignedNympho educated in Europe where they speaker, John Kemeny, Mrs. fects of the OPEC cartel with JU M B O —I t ’s a nice day. how Kemeny will be open to all ques­ Friends of the Earth/Geology are exposed to many socialist the U.S. as a leading proponant, about a swim. Signed Overreaction tions and discussion—on any topic, Dept. Picnic ideals. These ideals manifest spurred continued grievence from feminism to family to careers. Date: Thurs., May 28 LESLIE—You’re not disgusting themselves in OPEC’s relations between the Arab nations and Everyone is welcome. Time: 4:30-8:00 p.m. sleeping with Judd. Can't you do Place: Telulah Park better!!!______DFC BENEFIT DANCE Fun, Fun, Fun! G IV EN TO C.B.—The Alexander Come dance and party to the “Steinhart also feels that in the 1980’s we will Sign up on Dept. Bulletin Board. Haig Award for inability to follow music of “The Outspoken Few”, in see an average of one major event per year among Questions? Contact Chris Mitchell, the rules ofjEnglish grammar.__ their debut appearance, at 9:30 PM ex. 6786. OPEC countries that will disrupt the flow of oil from this Saturday. For 75* you'll get OFF CAMPUS ROAD that area.” good tunes, a good cause and good Northern Ireland Forum TRIP—Get out of the MUDD and beer. A representative of the Madison into the SA N D —Trever Beach area Spartacus League will speak Day, Saturday 2-7. Buses leave on with both foreign importing the West. Last, relations dim­ LUCC POSITIONS and lead discussion on the Nor­ the hour. _____ There are currently 6 LUCC posi­ countries and their domestic in­ med between the U.S. and thern Ireland troubles Tuesday, 0042, 0041, 0034 and 0072-Spy tions available for 1981-82. They terests. Hence, a leftist label is OPEC over the lack of post-war May 26 at 7:30 in Main Hall 104. Mission of the Week: Massive con­ are: Treasurer, Finance Secretary, Watch for table tents and posters sumption of McVitties, chocolate repeatedly placed upon the development cooperation the Parliamentarian, Corresponding with more information. digestive biscuits and cider. Bop! Mideast oil controlling groups Mideast received from its in­ Secretary, Recording Secretary, Love, ___ 0055 and internal and international dustrial partners in trade, par­ and Public Relations. If you are in­ discontent continues. ticularly the U.S. terested in applying for any of E R O T IC JUNGLE Several past conflicts have these prestigious positions, please s m m W O M EN —We know who we are!!! These differences have for­ contact Sara Laumann (6899) or M ABS—Have a great time on shaped OPEC’s relationship mulated the following OPEC Paul Smith (6790) by May 25. your mystery date Saturday!!! with the U.S. Steinhart feels a view of the U.S. as outlined by ______—a secret pal long term grievence exists bet­ Steinhart. First, bitterness con­ PUBLIC INTEREST ACTIVISTS W ELL, KOHL no Trout Club for­ IF IT W EREN'T for B.D., I ’d be ween the Mideast and the U.S. Leading environmental group mal. Another resolution with con­ tinues in OPEC’s opinion of a misanthrope.______multinational oil companies seeks energetic people for com­ viction...canned. Seems like a waste this country due to a seemingly over post World War II treat­ munity outreach program (fund after we figured out our P.P.D.'s. I HULK: You'll always be a friend U.S. favor towards Egypt in raising and petitioning). Full time guess it would have been ackward of the family (maybe). ment. At that time Mideast oil the struggle for power in that salaried positions available. For an if we had both taken kelly. Maybe TLS —Maybe you are. And operations were carved up and part of the world. Second interview call: 738-0030. Citizens we’ll find more PPD’s in Russia or what’s wrong with it? divided among the U.S. oil ma­ OPEC views U.S. multinational For A Better Environment, 118 S. Dublin or Belfast or D.C. or Eden .. AL—Let’s not get values confus­ jors, and the Arab governments Appleton St. oil companies as instruments of Probably not. E ID IS S Sis ed with needs.______themselves were kept in the foreign policy and believes our ASHES TO ASHES, Funk to downstream of activity. Also, government has considerable funky, we know that Major Tom’s a OPEC argued, and rightly so, control over their actions. QUOTE OF THE WEEK junky. that U.S. oil operations in the Third, the U.S. is seen as at­ tempting to confiscate OPEC’s “ I guess I ’m just an all around failure” sole bargaining chip —a dejected Diane Droster worldwide oil supply. Fourth, Spring Term 1981 OPEC views the increasing in­ flation of the 1970’s as a r Coupon "1 Final Exam Schedule managed program to devalue the dollar, thus buffering i I Class Final i I Europe and Japan from the ef­ Meeting Exam fects of OPEC. The price of the i “Clip and Save” I Time Time dollar in foreign currencies i I Monday, June 8 9:50 M W F 8:30 a.m. would decrease, this allowing i I 1:30 M W F 1:30 p.m. other oil importers to purchase i I Tuesday, June 9 8 or 9 TT 8:30 a.m. crude for less, given the price of i S a m m y ’s I 2:50 M W F 1:30 p.m. OPEC oil if quoted in dollars. Fifth, OPEC enjoys its position i I Wednesday, June 10 8:30 M W F 8:30 a.m. of power and is proud to make i ■ 11:10 M W F 1:30 p.m. I Thursday, June 11 12:30 TT 8:30 a.m. an economic stand against an i industrialized nation such as P i z z a I 2:30 TT 1:30 p.m. i the U.S. Finally, OPEC views -I The last meeting of the Committee on Administra­ i - this country as an international I tion before the final exam period is June 4. Therefore, I villian due to its military and I all petitions to change final exam times are to be sub­ trade alliance with both Europe i This Coupon Worth * 1 . 5 0 mitted by June 3. Petitions to change final exam times Toward the purchase of your next large pizza, I and Japan. i for travel purposes will not be approved. Students are In his concluding remarks, or *1.00 on a medium if used on or before June 5. I i to arrange travel plans around the final exam period. Steinhart forecasted the future -I i- of the world oil industry. I i Despite the free market system, I Steinhart believes future oil i 211 N orth A ppleton Street I trade contracts will necessarily i Appleton, W isconsin 54911 I be handled by governments. i I Although private ownership of i the U.S. oil industry will per­ I i sist, contracts for the trade of I oil will occur directly between i 734-4567 I those groups with the broadest i . I outlook—the national govern­ i I RESTAURANT ments. Steinhart also feels that i Take Out Service or in the 1980’s we will see an I i average of one major event per I i ■ Take a Break year among OPEC countries Free Delivery that will disrupt the flow of oil i I - a “Hot To Your Door” From Downer from that area. This is ex­ i I emplified by the Iraquian- i NOW OPEN FOR LUNCH 11:30 a.m. I Iranian war which can be con­ i HOURS: Sunday-Thursday 5:00-12:30 a.m. I 2 Blocks from Campus sidered the first event. So hold i Friday - Saturday 5:00 -1:30 a.m. I on to your gas caps and prepare for some big changes at the cor­ L. .J a . £ ner pump. May 22, 1981 The LAW HENTIAN Page 7 Sports Profile: Tony Perstein S p o r t s Portrait of an LU fisherman by Des Carpes all across the land — in tense minutes passed. At last Suddenly the line snapped notebooks, laundry baskets, the red and white bobber dip­ tight; the reel spun wildly as yes - even n the card catalogue ped below the surface and the the lure was taken and the un­ of the stately Seeley G. Mudd life and death struggle com­ witting bait-biter plunged des­ Library. Tony Perlstein is the menced. Trackmen stumble after perately downward in a fran­ Carp King; the Admiral of the Fixing his piercing gaze upon tic attempt to escape the wiles of the Commodore. Perly didn’t solid weight display even flinch. Gripping his cigar firmly in his grinning mouth, he by Joe Mama within a yard of qualifying for readjusted his cap, popped "All strange and terrible events nationals. open another Hamms and with are welcome. But comforts we Zlevor, also, came within in­ measured determination began despise. ches of a Varsity record. “ It ’s to reel in the unfortunate fishy. all in the grunt,” said Zee just The fiberglass Zebco strained —Coach Gene Davis, Dean of before his last and furthest to the hilt as the pond-dweller Track, Lawrence University, throw of the season. Now this continued to grapple with the commenting on the toughness spear thrower has dreams of undeniable force which was of the Viking trackmen. throwing over 200 feet, even steadily drawing him toward After seven hours of driving catching up with the famous taxidermy. Tony didn’t even the Vikes stormed into Russian thrower, Lawrenshkov flinch. He just smiled a little Galseburg ready to win the con­ Minsky. wider as the continuous locomo­ ference track meet at all costs. When day one was over the tion of the Garcia 2000 finally field men had Lawrence sharing drew the stricken scaler the pole position with Coe Col­ splashing superfluously from lege. On Saturday, however, the the rippling surface of the trackmen were less successful, primordial pond. scoring only 61/* points. Many As he hoisted the flopping of Gene’s men, though, did finner triumphantly over the have good performances. Mark bow of the Starcraft, Perly Lisy stunned track officials beheld a glorious 18 pound rock when he ran a 1:58 800 meters, bass lying, gills up and beaten, good for fourth place. The in the keel. Perly flinched. IN S EA RC H OF the elusive carp. Photo: Sue Quentel 400-meter relay team of Joe Angrily stomping from the bow Como, John Ibele, Boyd Miller, back to the stern of the twenty extensive carping fleet. It was the point of contact, Tony bore and Scott Reppert managed to foot aluminum craft, he hastily he who oversaw the collection down. This was it. This one was tie for sixth place. Also, Ken switched off the battery and distribution of the putrid for Krolow and Big A1 Samp­ Urbanski placed 5th in the shot powered black-and-white prizes. He was the heir and son, for Ahab and Huck Finn. put. Many others who did not Motorola, cutting off Ericha transmitter of a great and tim e Even the cigar was out place had season bests. Kent Kane in mid-bitch. “Damn,” honored tradition; he would now—bitten off in Perly’s Allen, for instance, ran a 4:14 muttered the disconsolate not—could not—fail. furious determination to bring for the 1500 and Joe Ahmad ran oarsman, “Another edible Perly attached another home the big one, it floated, 16:33 in the 5000 m. catch.” With the close of the Daredevil and steeled himself still and lifeless, in perfect con­ The meet, unfortunately, carp season looming just days for yet another cast. Out across trast to the vicious contest brought an end to the collegiate away, Perly had still not landed the opaque surface of the lake, which raged so near. But it was VITO: not being rhetorical career of John Thomas Blaser, a single one of the useless, yet the old salt, his heart heavy and never in doubt. Perly was only Lawrence track and cross­ priceless fish. memory brimming with the toying with the mark. Reel a lit­ country legend. Although he tle, play a little; tighten her up, “Team” man Vito Latoracca held many unorthodox views give a little slack. Finally, it said, “Ask not what the team (“run with your eyes closed”), was over. The ill-fated algae- can do for you (i.e. Girls, fame, he was respected and admired “ Perly lived for one thing and one thing alone: nibbler had tugged his last and etc.), ask what you can do for by all the track athletes. Ken Carping.” the Commodore hauled him in ‘the team’ (typical Vito Urbanski accordingly awarded with a satisfied smirk. A final rhetoric).” At first the Vikes him the meet shot put. Blaser’s yank and the long awaited were successful. On Friday, running disciple Todd Wexman catch lay, prostrate, in Perly’s Robin Beauchamp placed said, “ It just won’t be the same While most gamesmen stalk triumphs of legendary anglers lap. There it was...the secret fourth in the pole vault, Gary without Blaser; with him gone their quarry for pure sport or of old, begins a shanty, a man­ cache containing the Zlevor placed second in the I ’ll be the skinniest guy on the for the sake of simple tra, a recitation — an inspira­ blockbusting tapes from Chris javelin, setting a freshman team.” Blaser, who ran the sustenance, the motivations for tion of purely individual im­ Butlers Honor Council hear­ record in the process, and 10,000 five minutes slower than Perly’s daily excursions over port, and finally, an invocation ing. weightmen Ken Urbanski and he expected, took his perfor­ the murky lagoon were quite of the Ancient Mariner himself: Perly didn’t even flinch. another matter. As his “ Row, row, row your boat,” Gary Van Berkel were first and mance in stride: “Thirty-seven Lighting another Grenadier he venerable mentor Mark chants the seaman, “Gently third, respectively, in the fifty-what? Oh well, the real casually heaved the volatile Krolow once stated, “ Cat­ discus. Urbanski, in fact, came race is on the way home...” down the stream.” contraband overboard into the ching the carp is only half the Lake Wrolstad spread out scummy depths of Marwin’s fun.” To the Commodore, cap­ dark and deep, yet the legen­ Marsh. “Oh, well,” mused the ------> turing the carp meant even less dary linesman’s sublime visage maestro, “One more time.” f than it did to the irrepressible Krolow. Once reeled in and safe­ Player of tlfe Week ly bagged, the stogy-chomper’s “With the close of the carp season looming just gilled trophies were not likely days away, Perly had still not landed a single one of to leave this world in a frying the useless, yet pricelsss fish.” pan. Tony Perlstein, you see, wasn’t your ordinary fisher­ man. An alien to the questing seemed to pierce its dank kick Casting again, Perly settles wanderlust of romantic back-laden surface and il­ back and switches on General naturalism or even to the rugg­ luminate the many crafty carp Hospital. Gazing absently in ed outdoorsman sentimentality traversing its depths. Teeth the direction of the portable, of a Marlon Perkins, Perly fish­ gritted, rod firmly clenched in Tony smiles, tugs boyishly at ed for one thing and one thing one hand, crushed Hamms can the line and wistfully resumes, alone: carping. Every year, as clasped in the other, the “ Row, row, row your boat, gent­ the frisbees began to bloom and tormented tackle-toter awaited ly...” the swallows came back to the inevitable tug on the line. Capistrano, beady-eyed and “ Merrily, merrily, merrily, mer­ aromatic carp were to be found rily, life is but a dream.” Ten

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College Ave., Appleton Phone 734-3536 New Delivery Hours: 6 pm to Midnight ______/ Page 8 The LA W REN T IA N May 22, 1981 Mochalski leads the retreat by Vida and E the challenge that destiny had viously as he overwhelmed lass “ All Roads lead to Rome; but placed on his shoulders and ex­ after lass with “O tell me, pret­ our antagonists think we horted his teammates to “win ty maiden, are there any more should choose different ways.” one for the onehitter.” Fellow at home like you?” Yet, it was So said La Fontaine, and so it Senior Dave “ High” Lau, who up to Mr. Smooth himself, was that last Sunday the LU knew Flake better for his worth Aldus “Classy” Chapin to final­ Lacrosse Team set out to finish than for his bluster, went ly secure a date for the Rapist the 1981 season in Chicago. The around snickering to all who when he remarked with a few adversary was a strong Windy would hear: “ If the blind lead well chosen words: “ O wild, dark flower of women, Deep rose of my desire, an Eastern wizard made you of Earth and Stars and Fire.” An awestruck Henry was heard to mumble later that old Kipling phrase (not about being kippled): “ An 1 learned about women from ‘er.” This article would be in­ complete if we were to leave out the two players voted co-MVP for ’81 and the two people most NEW VARISTY SPORT? responsible for the Tigers’ glit­ tering record. These two juniors, Chris Mitchell and Dave Brinton, have given unflaggingly of themselves Ruggers earn a tough win both in organizational matters Photo: Lisa Wingfield off the field and as teachers and by Lance Spike back in the game, 8-6. City team that had already players par excellence upon it. After spotting the Eau Claire In the second half, Appleton the blind then both shall fall in­ defeated the Tigers earlier this Rugby Club an early eight employed a deadly kicking to the ditch.” Fortunately the That these two deigned to play season by the score of 9-7. The point lead, Appleton Rugby game. As the minutes ticked team discarded Mochalski as for LU at all was greatly ap­ Tigers were without the ser­ Club came back to post a well- by, Eau Claire’s big boys began spiritual leader and very soon preciated by the others who vices of 6 regular players for earned 16-12 victory. Since the to drag, allowing Appleton's held a 1-0 advantage. Slowly, came out. As Brinton remarked this game, while the Chicago match was a fund raising event pack to win the ball from scrum however, Snowflake’s team now had 4 additional on behalf of St. Paul’s Athletic with greater frequency. Playing preaching and propaganda won players who hadn’t made the Association, the game was opportunistic rugby, Appleton out, clearing the way for Windy trip to Appleton. The Tigers played in Kimberly rather than was able to score approximate­ City’s onslaught. were aware of this before they on the Institute of Paper ly mid-way through the second Tied at 1-1 after the first went away but only had to Chemistry field, Appleton’s half to surge ahead, 10-6. period the LU Tigers were slow­ recall that “ Rome was not built traditional home pitch. As so often happens in sports ly run down by wave after wave in a day.” Apparently not fatigued by after an especially emotional ef­ As the Tigers disembarked of Windy City reserves. The their early morning drive from fort, Appleton relaxed just from the 3-hour van ride they game’s final score was Windy distant Eau Claire, the enough to lose control of the were directed to the public park City too much, LU not quite Blugolds hammered Appleton ball deep in their own zone. Eau gardener’s shed which sported enough. The main bright spot with surprising vigor in the Claire wasted no time in scoring ice cold concrete floors and was provided by team veterans first half. While huge forwards to regain the lead, 12-10. squeaking rats; a brand new Timmy O’Brien and Johnny pounded Appleton’s pack, In the waning minutes, the garbage can fulfilled the call of Boas, who combined for all 6 speedy backs ran Appleton’s kicking game became crucial as nature for explosive Timmy goals and assists. Commenting glory boys silly. Before Ap­ Appleton repeatedly lofted the “ Bladder” O ’Brien. The team’s on the immediate need for more pleton could compose ball over the heads of their ranks had been severely offense, Boas quipped: themselves, Eau Claire had weary opponents, effectively depleted by those pursuers of “Thunder is good, thunder is scored two tries, the first com­ pinning Eau Claire in their own intellectual verisimilitude, impressive, but it is lightning ing off of a miss-handled up- zone. Finally, the strategy paid Betas Chris Parrot, Mike that does the work.” and-under kick and the second off as Appleton’s backs retriev­ “John” Updike, and Eric “ Lon­ The highlights of the game, coming when Eau Claire’s burly ed a loose ball and took it in for nie” Anderson, who bypassed and indeed this season, actually pack bulldozed across the try the try. The scoring thus ended the road trip. Tony Divigliani took place either on the line. 16-12, Appleton’s favor. Brown was also absent, having sidelines or behind the scene. Appleton, however, was not The victory upped Team spokesman Henry Non-contact sport disheartened by the early set­ Appleton’s regular season a previous commitment to lead Photo: Lisa Winn field a Girl Scout outing. “ Rapist” Stevenson was rally­ back. Just seconds before the record to 3-1. Tomorrow the At game time the team fully ing support among the spec­ in the front page article which end of the half, Appleton’s ruggers are expected to romp realized that their fate rested tators, and when he wasn’t be­ appeared in the Post-Crescent backs broke around Eau over Fond du Lac. Next week, solely in the hands of ing macho out on the field of last Sunday: “ I know I ’m good, Claire’s left flank and, thanks Appleton returns to the I PC Snowflake Mochalski. The play, he was being macho off it. but popular applause merely to some fine support and nifty field for the last time this senior psychology major rose to His teammates listened en­ blows with the wind.” The rest passing, sped some fifty yards season to take on Milwaukee’s of the team obediently salutes for the try. With the successful tough Black and Blue’s. Hope you. conversion, Appleton was to see you then.

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When asked about the sad ending to their season, Vida and Bombo declined comment. Bombo only mutter, “Get SENIORS: that %!$H* camera out of may face, ” as they quickly dashed to the solitude of the locker room. Photo: Ted Chesky Saturday May 23 is the

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