Eastern Progress Eastern Progress 1936-1937
Eastern Kentucky University Year 1937
Eastern Progress - 21 May 1937
Eastern Kentucky University
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Milestones Junior Prom Monday THE EASTERN PROGRESS Toni&ht at 8:30 Student Publication of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College -*-r VOLUME 15 RICHMOND, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1937 NUMBER 15 I JUNIOR PROM PRESENTED TONIGHT 1200 ATTEND CAMPUS ENEMY NO. 1 DELTA ALPHA ACTIVITIES OF HUBBARD WILL HIGH SCHOOL j GROUP ATTEND R. 0. T. C. CLOSE BE CROWNED DAY PROGRAM CONVENTION FOR SUMMER PROM QUEEN To Be Established As Annual Regional Conference Held At Staff Is Widely Dispersed for Gerald Jaggers and His Trou- Feature of Eastern's Ohio University; Fourteen Summer Training; Bent- badors Have Been Selected High School Guid- Chapters Represented ley and Vernon to to Furnish Music; Decora- ance Work at Meeting Remain Here tions in Detail
EXHIBITIONS EXCEL BOYD IS ON PROGRAM WINSLADE ON LEAVE RANKIN IS CHAIRMAN
Approximately 1200 guests repre- Six delegates from the Delta Al- When Commencement rings down By CLIFFORD PITTMAN ipha chapter of Kappa Delta Pi at down on the 1936-37 school year, senting seventy-eight high schools local activities of the R. O. T. C. Happy coeds, thoughtful men, re- from thirty-five counties were on Eastern represented the college at will be suspended until next fall. juvenated gr'ads, and cautious fac- Eastern's campus for the High at the regional conference held at All regular army personnel not ulty, acting as chaperones, are I Ohio University, Athens, Ohio, Sat- needed for the care of truoks, guns waiting for the crowning social Schol Day Festivities held Friday, event of the season—the Junior May 7. Last year, the first time jurday, April 24. Representatives and other equipment during the summer will be ordered to summer Prom—which will be held In the that such an occasion was held at were: Misses Katherine Boyd, Ellza- camp. small gym of the Weaver Health Eastern, brought 900 people from ^th Ammerman, Leo Moss, Ger- Major Gallaher, Captain Ford, Building from 8:30 this evening to 12:30 a. m. Gerald Jaggers and fifty-two high schools and twenty- The Progress takes great pride In trude Johnson, and Otwell Rankln and Privates Davis, Thomas, Wilson, and Williams will go to Fort Knox, Miss Margaret Hubbard, Ashland, his Troubadors from Frankfort have six counties. exposing to the student body the and James Neale. been selected to furnish the music. closest observant on the campus. Kentucky, where they will be, on will be crowned Prom Queen of 1937 After registering, the delegates The Omega chapter was host, and tonight at the Junior Prom to be Otwell Rankln. general chairman, We trust that there will be no one fourteen chapters from New York, duty with the R. O. T. C. camp from were officially greeted by President Injured? July 17 to August 28. held in the small gymnasium cf the reports that everything Is ready Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kentucky, West Weaver Health Building. Her class from the smallest bit of decoration H. Li. Donovan, and then they were Virginia, and Indiana were repre- At this camp they will assist in Instructing students from Ohio attendants will be Miss Bonnie Ap- to the Queen's throne with its elab- entertained by numbers from the sented with approximately 130 dele- plegate, Ashland, and Miss Nancy orate details. gates. State and Purdue Universities, college orchestra and the glee clubs R. 0. T. C. UNIT about 300 in number, who have King, Louisville. The small gym has taken on the and by a production of the Uttle The most impressive part of the completed three years of Field Ar- -O- appearance of a gaily be-decked Theatre Club. Directed tours of the meeting was the conception of Kap- tillery R. O. T. C. training and are ball room with its colorful decora- pa Delta Pi, its spirit, its meaning, campus were held before the noon INSPECTION TO ready for practical field training to tions. An added attraction to the ^how it benefits the school, and its supplement their theoretcal work. TWO ADDED TO Prom this year is that the colon hour, at which time the guests were financal standing. l * It Is expected that the first con- ade has been furnishd for dancing. served a picnic lunch. BE MADE SOON Miss Katherine Boyd, Eastern tingent frcm Eastern to attend this Class representatives who will ♦-■■The••physical education 'cfepart- delegate, led one of the afternoon camp will do so in the summer of FACULTY FOR serve as attendants of Miss Mar- ment gave its annual exhibition in Inspection by Representative discussions, "Kappa Delta Pi; It's 1939. garet Hubbard, Prom Queen, are: the afternoon. Included In these ac- Spirit and Meaning." Captain Link will go on leave dur- Freshmen, Francis Little and Helen tivities were special demostrations of War Department to Be- Dean T. C. McCracken, National ing the arly part of the summer, SUMMER TERM Anthony and sophomore class, by the varsity football, baseball, and gin Early Thursday President for fourteen years, gave and will then go to Port Benjamin Capltola Wheeler and Lillian Har- golf teams. This was followed by a the operations of the Executive Harrison. Indiana, for duty at the Dr. J. P. C. Noe, Poet Laure- rison. The seniors will be repre- mass ehxibitlon of the dancing Morning, May 27 Council and the spirit it manifests C. M. T. C. Camp during the month ate of Kentucky, Miss Emma sented by their class president classes. Dem6nstrations of ping in the fraternity. ofAugust. George Martin. Miss Hubbard will pong, deck tennis, quoits, shuffle A luncheon was given at the Technical Sergeant Bentley, as- Woerner, Louisville Prin- receive the coveted crown from Miss board, aerial dart, badminton, volley PUBLIC IS INVITED Athens Country Club, and talks sisted by Private Vernon, will re- cipal, to Teach at E. T. C. Hugh Gibson, 1936 Prom Queen. ball, pyramid building, boxing, concerning the challenge of Kappa main on the campus to look after Miss Naomi Gritton, chairman of wrestling, life saving and tumbling Delta Pi and what it offers in the government property. the refreshments committee, has fj were also given. The first annual Corps Area In- teaching profession were delivered. Staff Sergeant Winslade. Fort WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 14 announced that punch will be ser- Mr. Sam Beckley, assistant direc- spection of Eastern Teachers Col- These discussions were enlightening Hayes, Ohio, is now on sick leave ved between dances by members of tor of extension at Eastern and who lege unit of the Reserve Officer? and informative. and has not been assigned. the junior class. Training Corps will be made by -O— was in charge of the High Schol This conference was very success- Two outstanding Kentuckians, Dr. Russ Chllds, chairman of the com- Day program, stated that the ex- the United States Department of War on May 27. Major R. G. Man- ful. Many ideas for making a chap- J. T. C. Noe and Miss Emma J. mittee on music, in announcing periment had worked out so suc- ter greater were obtained and will EXPLORER TO Woerner, have been added to the Gerald Jaggers has given the Prom cessful that High School Day has gum, F. A., of the organized re- faculty of Eastern Kentucky State serves at Louisville, Ky., will be be Innovated next year. a very entertaining band, known now been established as a regular Officers of the local chapter are: Teachers College for the first term throughout Kentucky for their part of Eastern's high school guid- in charge of all phases of the day's of summer school for 1937. Dr. Noe, / inspection. Otwell Rankln, president; Elizabeth SHOW PICTURE .swing music. Popularly known, Mr. ance work. Ammerman, vice-president; Martha poet laureate of Kentucky and pro- Jaggers has arranged some special / At nine o'clock on Thursday O Culton, recorder-treasurer; Garnett Mrs. Martin Johnson to Ap- fessor emeritus of the University of numbers that should be of special morning the R.O.T.C. battalion will McGinnls, historian-reporter. Kentucky, has been scheduled to Interest to the Prom group. High School Seniors assemble on the Statelana Field, peal1 in Person at Wood- teach classes in romantic and Vic- for the first phase of the inspec- Other members of the Junior land Auditorium torian poetry and in Kentucky lit- Prom committee are: Beulah Clark, Hear Keith, Kennamer tion, which will include checking erature. Miss Woerner, principal of program, Elmer Douglas and Edgar of uniforms and postures. Follow- CRABB CLASS the J. M. Atherton High School for McCohnell, decorations and Mary Dr. L. G. Kennamer, head of the ing this, the unit, headed by the Girls, of Louisville, is to teach Lillian Smith, flower and throne. R.O.T.C. band, will parade on the OUTSTANDING PICTURE courses in high school administra- Geography department and Mr. Norbert Rechtin, president of the Charles A.Keith, dean of men, have field. The band will be directed VISITS HERE tion and in principles of secondary by Professor Henri Schnabl. education. Junior class, has made this state- given a number of high school com- Mrs. Martn Johnson, famous ex- ment concerning Junior Prom In- mencement addresses during the At the close of the parade one- Peabody Professor Pays An- plorer, to appear in Lexington. Registration for the first term of vitations sent to senior women: past two weeks. Dr. Kennamer has fourth of the members will be 1 Mrs. Martin Johnson, surviving summer school at Eastern will be- addressed high schol seniors at placed in charge of the guns and nual Inspection Visit gin on June 14 and continue thru "The Junior Prom Invitations sent member of the famous Martin to Senior women will not admit Headquarters High School, Milford trucks, which will be inspected by Johnson exploring team, will appear June 16. This term will close on to Eastern July 16, and on July 19 registration their escorts who are not senior High School, Oatllff High School, Major Mangum. Those member}; in person at the Woodland auditor- men." Kings Mt. High School, Bagdad who are not in charge of trucks ium, Lexington, at 2:30 this after- will begin for the second term of summer school, which will last un- The list of Invited chaperones High School and Black Star High and guns will at this time assem- 19 STUDENTS ON TRIP noon, and at 8 o'clock this evening, are: School. Mr. Keith has addressed the ble in their classrooms in the to present their latest and most til August 20. The summer school graduating classes of Pekln, Lnd., curriculum Includes one hundred Dr. and Mrs. H. L. Donovan, Mrs. Weaver Health Building, where they thrilling wild animal picture. Emma Y. Case, Miss Edith Ford, High School, Lewisburg High will be questioned by inspecting Dr. A. L. Crabb, professor of The title of this motion pitcure and seventy-five courses in twenty- t.w.0 .academic fields.-Costs-for the Mr. and Mrs. Charles A. Keith, Dr. School, Vicco High School, Hard- officers. education, at George Peabody Col- masterpiece, is "Jungle Depths of and Mrs. Cuff, Dr. and Mrs. Hern- burly High School, and Loyall High lege, Nashville, arrived, at- Eastern Borneo." It is described as better term have been reduged to the min- After lunch the officers will in- imum and many opportunities for don, Mr. and Mrs. McDonough, Mr. -, School. spect the records and. care of equip- Kentucky State Teachers College than "Simba," "Congorilla" or Bab- and Mrs. Hughes, Mr. Rankln, Miss Future addresses to be made by last Friday with 19 members of oona." entertainment and recreation have ment and will meet with the college been provided for the students. Fowler, Mr. and Mrs. Van Peur- Dr. Kennamer and Mr. Keith are administrators. his class In teachers' college ad- Borneo, says Mrs. Johnson is a sem. Captain and Mrs. Ford, and as follows: This evening, Dr. Ken- ministration to make a study of ad- "never never" land where fish walk, In addition to these attractions, Dr. and Mrs. Farris. Eastern's R.OT.C. unit of one the Stephen Collins Foster Music namer at Burnslde; this evening, hundred and thirty-two men con- ministrative policies and practices snakes fly, and oysters grow on O Mr. Keith at Ferguson; May 26, Dr. at Eastern. trees. Camp, under direction of Professor Kennamer at Uttle Rock; May 27, sists of two batteries, A and B, Henri Schnabl, of Eastern's faculty, and a R.O.T.C. band. The educators in this class repre- Borneo was one of the first Johnson Speaks at Dr. Kennamer at Oxford (tentative- sented eleven different states. They strange and far away lands to be will be held In connection with the ly) ; May 28, Dr. Kennamer at Wal- The Richmond Lodge No. 581, were: Miss Ruth Hunter, N. Caro- visited by the Martin Johnsons first term of summer school. Col- 11ns Creek; June 2, Dr. Kennamer Benevolent and Protective Order of lina; Miss Margaret Stephens, Lou- more than eighteen years ago. Ow- lege students will have the privi- Assembly Hour at Piner, and June 4, Dr. Kennamer Elks, has provided a large cup to isiana. Miss Stephens' father is ing to Its impenetrable forests, its lege of hearing all orchestra and at New Liberty. be awarded to the battery making president at Lafayette, Louisiana. maze of rivers and the abundance band concerts given by the mem- O the best record in the inspection. Miss Floye Overby, Texas; Miss of poisonous insects and snakes that bers of this camp. Lieutenant Governor Keen John- D. J. Williams, exalted ruler of the Virginia Evans, Illinois; Miss Mary call It home, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson son addressed the student body and JETT ELECTED PRES. Elks lodge, Is a captain in the of- Hen.son, Florida; Miss Ada Here- waited to rivisit until they could do faculty of Easter during the as- ficers' reserve corps. ford, Tennessee; Miss Myra Wor- so by plane. sembly hour Wednesday morning, OF CANTERBURY CLUB -O sham, Texas; Miss Clara Hasslock, CAUD1LL NEW May 12. "The fact that the Ameri- Their amphibian christened Spirit can citizens accepted the hard times Georgia; Mrs. Fred Hillyard, and of Africa and Borneo, car ried the of the depression without succumb- At the last business meeting of William C. Steele Miss Susan Poffer, Kentucky; Mrs. explorers over the jungle and served the Canterbury Club, which was MURRAY DEAN ing to hysteria is, my judgement, and Mr. R. L. Higginbotham, Texas; during their year's sojourn for taxi the finest compliment that has been held on Wednesday, March 28, Car- Awarded Annual Mr. and Mrs. Cyrl Stout, Wisconsin; service between their camp in the mel Jett was elected president of Geography Instructor to paid the public school system In Jack Hepler, Pennsylvania; Harry interior and the coast. America," said the Lieutenant Gov- the club for next year. Miss Jett, Bucklen, Minnesota; C. C. Colvert, a junior, from Canyon Falls, is ma- Regent's Medal The picture story of the Johnsons Take Over Duties of Dean ernor. president of the state Junior Col- adventures in this little known Addressing the latter part of his joring in English. She has been a lege at Monroe, Louisiana; Cleo Sil- of Meir and-Personnel very active member of the club since country where the climate is so hot talk largely to the student body,'he vey, Illinois; and V. A. Sydenstrlc- that not only metal but also glass concluded: "There is an Increased her fresman year, and is literary The annual oratorical contest for ker, Georgia. editor of this year's issue of Belles the Regents gold medal was won by decomposes. need for courage to face the un- Among the schools represented by PEABODY GRADUATE clear future. It is important that Lettres. She will succeed Agnes Ed- William C. Steele at the assembly these visitors are six teachers col- In the face of almost insuperable munds In the presidency, and will hour Monday, May 10.,, His sub- hardships the Johnsons completed we recapture the resourcefulness leges, the Georgia State College for the finest film they have ever made. and fortitude of the pioneer. take up her duties next September. ject was "It Isn't Customary." Women, and the Agnes Scott Col- MURRAY, Ky.—Prof. W. M. Geraldlne Allen, a Junior, from Second place and the silver medal In addition to the exciting ani- CaudUl, geography instructor, has Whether you are to be one to cross lege, of Georgia. The class made a mal picture* it includes much foot- the new frontiers which are open- Prestonburg, was elected vice presi- went to Kelly Clore, who spolft on study the administrative set-up and been appointed Dean of Men and "Youth, and" These Three." The age depicting the Intimate and un- personnel for Murray State College, ing being largely determined by dent of the club at th
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PAGE TWO THE EASTERN PROGRESS Friday, May* 21, 1937- ~^- social and economic system, a state What This Summer? in which a modern system of pro- Eastern Progress duction will be geared with .some-' .* In a few more days most of you It Isn't Customary thing other than a sixteenth cen- tury system of distribution, a state To You Member of the Kentucky vyill go back home. You will be out By WILLIAM C. STEELE in which custom, precedent, and Intercollegiate Press Association of school for a period of several tradition are not defied to such an extent that they interfere with the Entered In the Postofflce at Rich- months, during which time we hope It was in December last—the lions have lacked the means with onward march of progress. mond, Ky., as second-class Matter scene, an ancient royal retreat Just which to purchase a sufficient and trust that you will not—like outside of London—the performer, -amount of food. We have the ma- We are often told that ours is the groundhog-Jiave a period of an, abdicated King. "At long last, terials with which to build decent the best social and economic system ' EDITORIAL. STAFF I am able to .speak a few words homes for all, yet a large percent- in the world, and 1 am sure that we inactivity and sleep your time away. will all agree. Some ancient Egypt- Kelly Clore -37 Oo-Editor that are my own." An anxious age of our people live in slum tene- We trust that you will not close the world-wide audience held Its breath ment and farm hovels that are a Ian King' might have said the same Ralph Maurer 'M:' Co-Editor thing about the system of. his day. Charles Warner "38 ... -News Editor as this terse and solemn sentence disgrace to our age and to our na- doors'of learning during your vaca- came from Edward Windsor, former tion. .Millions of our fellow-citizens Surely Pericles could have claimed Raymond Stivers '38. .Sports Editor the surpremacy in his age. We claim Agnes Edmunds '38. .Feature Editor tion. It is impprtant you.be alert, prince and recent King. His un- are ill-housed, ill-clothed, Ill-fed, yet precedented action startled nobility we must not question a system that the leadership today—but that does- Mildred Abrams '38..Society Editor taking advantage of every opportu- n't mean that our system Is beyond W. L. Keene Faculty Sponsor and plebeians alike, and reverber- not only accepts these evils as in- nity to keep informed and up-to- ated in every nook and corner of the evitable, but allow them to flourish. criticism, that it is even fair or staid and far-flung empire. A mon- To question is un-American, it Is orderly, or, that we should, sit idlely BUSINESS STAFF date: arch had broken an ancient Sjhackle, radical, it isn't customary. by the laurels so easily won—it does Allen McManis "37...Business Mgr. • During the past eight or nine had defied and'defiled tradition! mean that our nation is in an ex- GRADS WE Vernon Davis -37..Advertising Mgr Throughout America here of late cellent position to lead on in the months you have had every sdvan- Time and progress are playing there has been a continual wrangle progressive march toward a brighter BlUy Adams '40 Asst. Adv. Mgr. havoc with custom's tottering edi- between Capital and Labor, clogging era, and era minus some of the . SAY Uge to expand your ideals and ai- fice, perched high on its towering at times the wheels of some oi our greed, the selfishness, the turbul- CIRCULATION STAFF titudes. You have been exposed to pinnacle, for centuries an opiate largest industries; Capital paying ency of the present, an era whose Chester Durham '38.. Circulation temple of delusion—a cherished Labor just as little as possible, Labor leading social and economic system literature, art. music, physical train- haven for the itmorous disciples of demanding, among .other things, the is a real and worthy achievement. Congratulations j. D. Tolbert "38.. .Exchange Editor the status-quo, a last and precarlus ■ " - * * ' ing, and the nume«ous other offer- means for a more decent livelihood. retreat for the hide-bound reaction- To get some idea of labor's plight, REPORTORLAL STAFF ings of the institution, and in or- ary. Around the illilsory walls Work Hard—It we do not need to go to our large ) Paul McOlnnis '17 der that you continue your intel- stacked high with the guile of the industrial centers. We might take a Jack McCord "37 past, we find the ritualistic scroll look at Madison County's two man- Oarmel Jett '38 lectual growth you should continue to Ra, to father Zeus, to the feudal ufacturing concerns, one in Berea, Is the Only Road Estll Swan -38 to take advantage of these things system, to the divine right of Kings, one here in Richmond. What do we Eddie Eicher '39 to slavery. Yes, many of yesterday's find? We find two ordinary, typical, Harold Johnson '30 even though, your opportunity to do favorites and fraudulent customs lie one hundred-perecent sweat-shops! TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN in a scattered dissarray—yet, firm To Success Wilson Aahby '39 so will be lessened. As Lieutenant- We find the type of labor exploita- Recently there came to my desk Clifford Plttman '39 and sphinx like the temple's found- tion that has, and no wonder, Oovernor Johnson recently said in ations stand, imperirous to the mass a list of books chosen by Robert Ada Doughtry. caused the employee class to lose Frost, the poet, as the ten best books Mildred Coley '40 will, propped and bolstered with all confidence in the employer class. ces—We Too Will Shed an address to the student body. human frailty. according to his opinion. This gave Durward Salisbury '40 For rune hours a day the workers me an idea which I am passing Jean Meador '40 •College is not a place to get an The pages of history are filled in these two sweat-shops labor at on to you for our Library Column. A Tear or Two When Orvllle Byrne '40. education, but rather a place which with the edicts of harse and some- some monotenous task, for a wage It might be thoroughly interesting times barborous custom. Through that not only is a disgrace to our You Go. will prepare you that you may be- to other students to know what PROGRESS PLATFORM all tne years man's victorious march state, our nation, our age, but is books are favorites among our book- come educated." With this in mind has been impeded by the dictates conducive to the moral and ethical minded people at Eastern. A weekly school publication of outworn precedents; yet today, laxity that usually accompanies a A greater number of participants you should avail yourself to every to the chargin of the cunning tory, low and meager existence. Last If you will select your list of fav- in extra-curricular activities. orites and give some comment con- glimmer of light and not become some of the incumbering customs, Monday was pay-day at the Berea A more active alumni association carried faithfully throughout the cerning each as Mr. Frost did about concern. An acquaitance of mine the Odyssey: "The Odyssey chooses Futher expanlsion in the athletic stagnant and inactive. ages by a gullable and lethargic seemed pleased that he had been program. _ o mass, are being unceremoniously allowed to work full-time for the itself, the first in time and rank of More school spirit. dumped by the wayside; one by one two weeks period. He received $14,64, all romances. Palmer's translation Is A greater Eastern. Two Succesful Days the fetters that blind and stifle by all odds the best." I fhall great- $7.32 a week, $1.22 a day for nine ly appreciate having you leave such and antagonize are being broken. hours labor, a little over 13 cents Probably never in the history of More and more man is becoming lists at the man desk in the library As Eastern Progresses an hour. Think of it!—Let us come for Miss Floyd. the instltutoin has there been two skeptical of the greatness, the sanc- a little nearer home. Last summer, tity, the fairness, of some of the a graduate of Eastern In the class That will make it possible for In tne last issue under the head- programs that have shown ihe true intricate and ballyhooed intsitu- of 1936, was forced by circumstances me to submit several to the editor tions. Questions are being asked, of the Progress, and after he has ing used above, we described the Eastern spirit in a more honorable to accept a job in Richmond's man- political, social, and economic cus- ufacturing concern. After three days selected whatever list he wants to great advancements made by the and eventful manner than did the toms'are being challenged. of labor for nine hours a day and use I shall be glad to post the others on our library bulletin board in the various departments of the institu- Senior High School day program Lately, all thanks to the awaken- with her daily wage never exceeding ing, even students here to America eighty cents, she told her employer main hallway for inspection. We'll miss the old friends tion. We emphasized the neces- and the Mother's Day program are being taught to think their that it would be Impossible for her May I add a word of appreciation sity of cooperation between various which were held here on Friday. problems through for themselves: to even pay her board on such a but the happy side is yet, paradoxically, there are many wage—Whereupon he assured her for the Improved attitude which * I dpartments in order thai a greater May 7. and Sunday, May 9. respec- who would condemn them, If they that If she could possibly stick It students have toward the use of the that next year we make out for five or six months, he feltr library. Judging from our circula- benefit could be derived by all. lively. These programs were a sue-" stray from convention's premises so much as to ask the worth of some sure that by that time she would tion figures, the general departrpri* new ones- We expressed our desire to co- cess from every standpoint, and archaic creed, some Immemorial be able to make in the neighborhood and the number of regular readers our library more nearly measures they will long b? remembered as habit. If we are brazen enough to of a $1.40 a day. I have here a check Good luck—work hard operate, and we described our hap- question the validity and righteous- Issued last Saturday to an employee up, this year, to our hopes and am- piness in being able to record the eventful days for those who had an ness of some aspects of our social of this company for two weeks bitions for its use, than ever before. work—the sum, $13.34, $1.11 a day, —and when the going progressive acts aud_ advancements opportunity to attend. and economic order—we are im- mediately looked on with direspuae a little over twelve cents an hour. The following clipping came from gets tough lick it. made by the institution. We feel Those in charge of these pro- I and branded as anarchic, visionary Think of it! Also think of this: the Gaylord's Triangle: "At a county librarv in North grams are -o be. congratulated upon upstarts, imbued with a venomous civic fathers of Richmond invited that the Progress has been of some alein idealism. As human bengs na- this odious sweat-shop here—nor is Carolina appeared a small boy who assistance in carrying out certain their ability to gie Eastern such turally we resent this stigma, yet that all—they even encouraged its wanted a book for his sister—'Some- thing about a moving picture man' Pleasing outstanding days, and the entire we must continue to ask these per- coming here by exempting It from programs. At least it has been the tinent questions, so necessary, so local taxation—nor is that all—the —and finally after much effort de- primary aim of the editorial sta'fi .student body is to be recommended indispensable, if we would pass on Richmond Chamber of Commerce cided the title was 'Step 'n' Fetch- to others a better state. paid it to come here! A preposterous It.' The librarian is evidently used Graduation to qffer only those suggestions for its part in adding to the suc- state of affairs, yet we must not to translating ideas into books, and As students,'interested in tomor- she gave him 'Come and Get If." which would benefit Eastern's ^pro- cess of the programs. row, should we bow to custom and question the system, it Isn't custom- Eastern is fortunate in being able allow ourselves to be blinded to real- ary! Gifts gram. A little while ago an eminent There is one title that we thought ities, dueped by the incessant waves surely would not be garbled, but At present we have approximate- to promote such programs. The In- of deceptive propoganda into hiding writer made the assertion on this platform that she was surprised at here is the first one in— stitution feels that such activities behind a false national pride and "As the wind blows by" For Her— ly twenty young men and women a falser patriotism, or should we the "I'm-not-interested attitude" have a dual purpose—being bene- exhibited by the youth of the na- And here are a few taken from on the staff who are eager to serve come out in the open and face our the lot that comes in regularly— ficial to both the visitors and the problem in their true light? Should tion toward government. She did For Him. the instiution. These young men we don the clock or reaction and not mention youth's attitude toward "The house of seven gobblers'" student body. It is hoped that pro- humbly accept our social and eco- our social and economic system, a "Three muskrats' and women have a craving to ex- "Shakespeare's Comedy of Bears" grams of the same nature will be nomic system as the acme of per- system that often makes mendicant press their views and ideas through fection, or should we respectfully outcasts out of the poor, gasoline the columns of the paper and to planned for the future. ask iaur custom and tradition wor- station attendants out of engineers, VULCAN IRVINE O shippers, why Is It that they demand crooked politicians out of lawyers, reflect to the student body the ac- our unswerving revenence of a sys- the next thing to paupers out of LADIES' A MEN'S TAILOR UNITED tivities of Eastern. They have a tem that pays more than five times young school teachers, other than Cleaning, Prowinr, Repalrinj Progress Post Office as much for crime as it does for to "say "youth In the crisis has Made in Richmond Dept. Stores desire to see the institution move education, a system that allows taken it in a manly fashion, and 115 Main St. Phone 89$ onward. They likewise have a de- hunger, dire want, and dlspair, to squarely on the chin." Youth had Dear Editors: exist widespread in a land of plenty, no alternatives! Truly youth had sire to see the Progress keep a system that favors the heartless no reason to be exuberantly inter- The Student Examination Makers, -. it ^ expl0,ter tne ex ma n ested in an arcaic governmental astride the general forward move- unincorporated, herewith presents 1I - ■• , , ? »?„. . : woman, or child, a system that puts system that had completely failed STYLE HEA D Q lhA R T E R S ment. But under a handicap such the second and final test to famil- tne stamp of approval on the man in what obviously should be one of iarize the student body with East- the cardinal duties of every govern- as- toe staff is now working, it is ern's faculty members: who. amasses^wealth, seldom in- t O »R_.» ■ .. . * - v.- ./■ quiring as to how' he acquired iU ment—to see to it that the economic somewhat impossible to be progres- INSTRUCTIONS: Affiliate one a system in which It is customary machinery of the nation shall serve Eastern instructor with one of the sive. The staff members have an to expound in glowing terms the not the few, but the many, thereby following' place names. virtues of peace with other na- eliminating to a large degree the GRADUATING GIFTS opportunity to submit their work 1. Greendale tions, yet a system in which very basic cause of poverty and its hope- Men Appreciate only twice each month as the Prog- 2. Madison County (Boonesbor- little has been done about that lessness, crime and its attendent ough) greater peace that is far dearer to horrors. ress Is a semi-monthly publication. 3. Alabama everyone of us—peace within the Youth, I think, would be more SWANK- They wish to be more timely. They 4. New Orleans nation, in the home, contentment, Intrested In government if govern- 6. Harlan County security. ment were interested enough in KEY CHAINS feel that certain departmen&^and 7. Alaska it is estimated that we paid, last (youth, realizing that we cannot all CUFF LINKS many individuals are not receiving 8. Columbia Teachers College year, as a tribute to crime, the as- belong to the professional class and COLLAR BARS 9. Alps Mountains tounding sum of fifteen billion dol- that the vast majority of us will the recognition tha^ they merit. England lars. From the portals of our na- probably always be delegated to TIE CHAIN SETS Therefoie, it is the belief of the Signed: tional capital to the heinous dens the ranks of the ordinary wage MONEY CLIPS Student Examination Makers. of our far-fetched underworld— earners, to at least make an effort BELT BUCKLES entire staff that Eastern deserves from the top of the ladder to the to adjust the system to such a de- BILL FOLDS weekly publication. Dear Editors: j bottom rung, came these pestiferous gree that we might cheerlsh hope There are lew of us here who have , human parlsites, to devour the of making a few pennies above a NECKTIE RACKS Our reasons for such a suggestion, little doubt that Eastern Is well on fruits of the peoples industry. We bare subsistance, even though we are delegated to the sweat-shop, the as set forth in the last issue, ap- its way to bigger things. Sufficient are allowed to say that nation-wide evidence is on every' hand pointing bootlegging is bad, that robbery is a "gun barrell" school house, the FINE INEXPENSIVE GIFTS parently are favored by the student to the strides that have been made. J monstrous crime, that crooked poll* army, the navy, or the CCC. body Judging from . the response and are continuing to be made, tow- ticians are to be abhorred, that The youth of the nation aren't 50c up to $2.00 ard progress: In scholarship, in murder is ungodly—but, we must unreasonable. They aren't Idealists that they have given. We have re- athletics, in music, in dramatics; I not question the social and eco- enough to expect on tomorrow, nor ceived a number of letters from in every department which the Col- , n0mic systerothat allows these t;vils the day after, the realization of the lege boasts, the trend is decidedly to thrive. A system that permits a Utopian dream—but they are ideal- Neckwear ___55c—2 Ties for___$1.00 various members of the student onward. Yet it seems almost para- I great part of our wealth to be ists enough to cheerlsh hope for a body In which they support our doxlcal that a college which fairly squandered in the licentiousness of better state, a state in which one's radiates with the spirit of advance- crime, while three million helpless worth isnt gauged to such a great suggested plan. (Two of these let- ment and improvement must be j school children, many of them ill- degree by one's ability to out-trick ters will be found in this issue). represented by a newspaper,, which.]fed and ill-clad, wind their way to his fellowman, a state that does- because of bi-weekly publication, i one of the nation's one hundred n't pay such handsome material LEEDS & EDWARDS These students, as well as many violates the first principle of a good and forty thousand one-room school dividends to the wary crook, a state newspaper— that of supplying news houses. No, we must not question in which the common herd might others who have expressed them- which Is un-to-the-mlnute. the system—It Isn't customary! be able to perceive, unblinded by " CLOTHING CO. selves orally, see the advantages What's the answer? Isn't our In- Last year, there was created in the usual clouds of dissimulation that such a plan, if put into effect, stitution possessed of a staff capable our nation wealth valued at sixty and deception, the working of a of producing a weekly paper? Isn't .billion dollars. Within our borders smooth-running, fair, and impartial .would afford. They realize the enough 'college news available to I there are 973 million acres of land opportunity that It would afford supply a weekly publication? Some capable of growing crops, and ma- of us think so. Personally, I am of chinery of production capable of those students interested-> in the the opinion that a weekly college producing practlcallyun limited sup- paper will prove a milestone in ply of goods that might be used to newspaper work, they see the- ad- Eastern's march of progress. It is make life more pleasurable, ye> last ■ '•'. EASTERN STUDENTS vantages that the various depart- difficult to reconcile a first rate December, ten million workers were college being represented by, a most, unemployed, four million people ments will have, and they see a a second rate publication. Let's do were on the relief rolls—an avowed greater Eastern. some spring house cleaning in our land of plenty. Yet want, misery, ALWAYS WELCOME AT publications department. Let's give and poverty evidenced almost every- With such prevailing attitudes Eastern a mouth-piece that will where! We have have factories cap- present) and with such possibilities speak of timely aiction and progress able of turning out millions of rad- —those attributes which so com- ios, yet lacking purchasing power, STOCKTON'S DRUG STORE for greater accomplishments in pletely characterize our Eastern of millions are deprived of radios. We r.- view, we again say Eastern is ready today. have an abundance of farm land Yours sincerely, and in some cases a surplus of farm for a weekly school publication. Norbert Rechtin products, yet for several years, mil- Friday^May 21, 1937 EASTERN PROGRESS PAGE THREl
WELL and NANCY COVTNGTON he out talked CHARLES LOWE for seemed to get along as though they the dainty hand of KATIE BAGOS, V had -been at it all of their lives. they both left CHARLES PARKER CALL NO. 75 Of course there is no need of us scmewhere in the stretch. ARNOLD . Society to mention the fact that J. D. TOL- (CHRYSLER) COOLEY paid his BERT and GERALDINE ALLEN girls entrance fee to the track, then CELESTIAL HERITAGE were among the inseparables, also excused himself and tore the seatl HOME ECONOMICS GROUP For Free Night Delivery Of RALPH PENDREY and MILDRED of his trousers going under the • "ENTERTAINED "What have you done," Saint Peter RICHARDSON. REBECCA VA- fence. The table service class of the DRINKS SANDWICHES asked, LANDINGHAM seemed to forget JOHN KILLEN stood up the RED That I should admit you here?" Home Economics Department enter- EDDIE EIOHER long enough to HEAD' that-works at the Ideal to tained the home economic seniors to "I ran a dirt column In the Progress give HARRY HATLER and LES- have a date with MARY NEAL CANDIES At Eastern for just one year." a seven course dinner Tuesday eve-, LIE ROTH some attention. TJORB LEDFORD. GERTRUDE JOHN- ning. May 11. Tne rooms were deco- RECHTIN and FRANCIS LITTLE SON and CHESTER DURHAM rated with garden flowers. Those Saint Peter pityingly shook ( his think that Northern Ky. Is a swell Delivery made to BURNAM and SULLIVAN head have been seen together a lot. present were Mr. and Mrs. Dono- place to be together. It seems that MARY PURDY should know that van, Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Mr. and And gravely touched a bell; JUNIOR "SCABE" HUGHES was HALLS before 8:30 P.. M—Every Night. "Come in, Paul my boy, and get a WOODROW LYDEYS head is Mrs. Mattox, Mrs. Case, Miss Lee, supposed to entertain DOT DOR- harder than any golf ball, so if that Stale Supervsior of Home Econom- harp— RIS at the dance, given at Belle- is the only worry she has about him You've had your share of hell." ics, Miss Dix, Miss Adams Miss Bur- vue for the Glee Clubs, but after he playing golf she should quit. ner, Miss Asbiru, Miss Clark, Miss PERRY'S DRUG STORE met the Northern Ky. girl, well— Is it a coincident that REBECCA Denny. Miss Gardner, Miss Gray, The Northern Ky. trip for the we wonder. RAYMOND STD/ERS Glee Clubs seemed to have given Us VALLANDLNGHAM and ED EICH- Miss Jones, Miss Miracle and Miss The REXALL Store Insists that he was not included in ER went to their respective homes Watson. a new slant on the future mating the "smooching" party that took ORDERS MUST BE FOR ONE DOLLAR OR MORE qf some couples. WALTER HOL- on the same week end? Any one place on the bus coming back. We knowing of a girl that wants a blind HOME EC CLUB ELECTS TON could not stand to see a cer- wonder? Could it possibly be loyal- tain little damsel have to sit on date see RALPH MAURER for ac- OFFICER lty? Can some one please furnish c.modations. Why did "SCHNOOZ" the aisle seat, and If you don't be- JESSE RTVARD and CHARLES The Home Economics Club held llve that everybody was comfortable VOSHELL quit going with the girls? its last regular meeting of the year, WARNER a road map for the Red DOC WILLIAMS has been playing after he 60 nobly offered his seat, House Pike? It seems as tho the Thursday, May 13, electing Mar- ju#t ask MILDRED "PEWEE" COL- the field biit tonight he will con- garet Hubbard, president: Sally Pet- E. V. ELDER GRADUATION GIFTS two got lost and could not find their centrate on one of his has beens, EY. BOB WALKER s*ys that one way back." ty, vice president; Vera Wilborn, .» never knows Just What they will ANN HAYES, who he will escort to secretary and treasurer; and Joyce WIN TOP HONORS! find until you make a trip like this, Can it be true that our own PAUL the Prom. CLIFFORD CREECH Cotton, reporter. Plans, were made and KATHERINE MCNUTT agrees DEMOISEY has been hooked by the thinks that he will wait until he to give a breakfast at -Lake Reba with BOB whole-heartedly. LU- blonde from Ashland by the name has his B. S. before he ventures in- on Sunday, May 23. h CILLE BORDERS says that she of HUBBARD? when will TARTER to the realms of feminity. WOOD- went to have a god time and the ever find out that he's wasting his ROW HINKLE and TOMMY INFOMAL DINNER time with that ypung gal—there's SCOTT have been true to their girl best we can find out from CLEM- some one back home waiting for Miss Joyce Cotton entertained In- ENT MCDOWELL, she did. We friends for tne past two or three formally at dinner Saturday evening her. The love bug has really chewed yeais but never been able to figure have not been able to find out yet on THROCKMORTON and RAE- at her home on Lexington road. whether VIRGINIA RUTH ARN- out these band and glee club trips. Those enjoying the hospitality were OLD or MISS MURPHY made the GER, ANDERSON and COLEY. It's What's the reason that JUANITA a great life. Misses Dora Boneta, Martha Gray, best impression upon "GER- HENDERSON. KATHARINE WIL- Odelle Cook, Virgina Baker, Pearl Hasn't ROY SEARCY learned SON and BARBARA GARRIOT TRUDE" (the bus driver) but to that he can not try to date every Stephenson, and Norma McCollum; our way of thinking it would be a are so attached to the Glyndon Messrs. Robert Mavity, Jimmy Hart, girl on the campus and still date Hotel? (He uses perfume) (Name nose-to-nose finish. JAKE GREEN- HELEN GARDNER at the same Hiram Brock, Jr., Arthur Lund and of perfume will be made known on Ovcrton King. time? O. KING and ODELLA receipt of a stamped addressed en- COOK seems to be just another velope) What were CHARLIE FAR- PRESIDENT TO ENTERTAIN habit. We wonder what ALLEN MC- R1S and HEART BREAKER BYRA MANIUS is going to do when ANNA doing down the river the other day? SENIORS MAE JACKSON comes down for Isn't this the way the story goes- Dr. and Mrs. H. L. Donovan will commencement. Hold tight LOU- birds of a feather flock together. entertain the members of the senior class at a breakfast on Tuesday ISE? Ask JOE HEDGES and AL- HOLTON and HENZMANN—I Select Yours Now! Every Item Gift Wrapped LEN MCMANIS if Barnum was not think there should be some more mo: ning. June 1, in the Recreation right. There was one bprn every mirrors put in the recreation room Room of Burnam Hall. This break- Complete Outfitters for Young Men and Women minute. Isn't it too bad that MABEL of Burnam Hall so CARL DANN fast will be in keeping with a cus- could not arrange to be here for can see himself from all angles tom established by Dr. and Mrs. the Junior Prom. Anyway LUND dancing. We used to see GEORGE Donovan. thinks so? Our deepest sympathies EVANS in Sullivan Hall almost reach out to JAY BRINTON since every night what's happened George HAY-RIDE AND PICNIC E. V. ELDER he has learned the calendar Is —too much ARNOLU. I wonder The Art Club, an active organiza- Department Store Richmond, Ky. right JUNE cannot come in May. who MARGUERITE OMARA'S tion connected with the Art Depart- Plash—we have just seen MABEL. next victim will be, poor sap. LIB ment, sponsored a hay-ride and A line or two to the event: ROBERTSON and KITTY HOL- picnic to Boonesboro on May 18. Through all the strife and strain COMB think we should have more Our Dora fought in vain BEAUTIFUL RECEPTION week end camps to catch up on May we suggest that if you do not plan to attend Eastern this Because she was not able thtir spring courting—what does The annual Junior-Senior Recep- To stop the arrival of Mabel. SAM BECKLEY and GEORGE tion at Eastern Teachers College fall- It is rumored that RED HEN- MARTIN think about it? You was held In the Recreation Room of that you have your picture for the 1938 Milestone made NOW. NESY sunburned his abdomen in snould have seen JOHNNY JOHN- Burnam Hall on Monday evening, We make four different poses, let you select the one you like beat, a recent trip to East Pinnacle with SON in a rather playful mood in May 17, from eight to ten-thirty finish one gloss print, all for $1.50. EVELYN LONG etc. CANTOR-and the library the other nite, wrong o'clock. BILL BYAR are calling COACH place for it. In the receiving line were: Dr. But—If you will have the picture made this month, May or June, RANKIN a cradle snatcher since he GENE WELLS and J. ED MC- and Mrs. H. L. Donovan, Dr. and we will give you your choice of the following offers. tcok LOIS EICH to the show. VIC CONNELL have a terriDle habit of Mrs. W. C. Jones, Dr. and Mrs. T. C. (a) One beautifully finished, large photograph (8x10) In hand YATES was broken .hearted over wandering off by themselves. MAR- Herndon, Dr. and Mrs. Noel B. Cuff, made folder—regular price $3.50Jand the Milestone print, all for BILL HAGOODS escapades, but SHALL ARBUCKLE likes straw- Mr. and Mrs. Charles A. Keith, Mrs. three dollars. that glint in her eyes isn't murder, berries and it seems that JANE Emma Y. Case, Misses Beulah Clark, or Is It? JANE BUCKLER knows and Margaret Hubbard and Messrs. (b) Two of the above prints anoVthe Milestone print for five DURRETT has cultivated the habit dollars. more about the New Stateland farm too. A friendly tip MARSHALL you Norbert Rechtin and George Martin. that the big boss, JOE SHEARER, shouldn't forget to wipe your Presiding over the coffee table himself. Orchids to IVAL BLACK were: Misses Eulogia Boneta, Nancy (c) One of the large photographs and three smaller ones, of tho moutri. We have heard of people same qquality, and the Milestone print for five dollars. seeing elephants but this is the Covingtjn, Marguerite Henzmann and Virginia Bonn. Refreshments, YOUR copy of the Milestone will give you lots more pleasure, If It THURS. AND FRI. first time anyone in our memory has YOUR photograph in it. tried to steal one. HORACE ROY- hi addition to coffee, consisted of ice cream, cake and candies. JAMES ALTY and RED CREECH were chased from the recent showing of The room was beautifully decora- a circus by the business end of a ted for the occasion with lovely C A G N E Y pitch fork for attempted elephant- spring flowers. The McGau&hey Studio = O —IN— napping. South Third Street I win now turn my column over "GREAT GUY" to a -candidate for my position for next year and he will give you a THIS and THAT Special prices on application, photo if made from your With MAE CLARK sample of what to expect then, so Milestone negative. watch out. By VEKNON DAVIS Dress Your Best In my initial attempt to give you SATURDAY good people some of the highlights To a friend that's gone—William In These Tailor of the doings of the campus Eds, Macht: "Law Of The and Co'Eds. I want to present a It seems rather odd, Bill—your little letter that, one of our great being gone. A vacant seat in chapel; Fashion .. . High big football heroes wrote to one of Ranger" the weaker sex: your favorite book lying i>erhaps un- Grade Dearest: touched hi the library; a lad over —WITH— I coudn't sleep last night for at Memorial without his roommate. BOB ALLEN thinking of you. I don't know how We'll mis you a lot Bill, so will your I have gone on so long without you. parents, friends, and teachers. DRESS ' You are everything that I have ever You once told me that you didn't MIDNIGHT SHOW want to go; that before leaving us wanted.- You will have to forgive me you intently wanted your degree. SATURDAY 11:15 for falling for you, but I can't help I believe that you also told me of it. You are the first that has ever PANTS ', meant anything to me except just that emotion you would feel in the Commencement parade with the SUNDAY & MONDAY a date. I am like a kid again I sup- band in front of you softly playing [ • - AND SUMMER | pose writing to you this way but I "Alma Mater" while the" bright Hit Of The Century! can hardly wait until tonight to Kentucky sun beamed down upon SLACKS tell you how much I love you. You the folwer laden campus of your are the most glorious part of all my dear Eastern. Now—well, Bill, that • Fine Sanforized Pre- dreams combined. I can't know why just cant be. _ Fred Astaire I love you so, I just do T guess. shrunk Summer Fabrics' Good NightSweet, But it isn't as bad as that, Bill. Ginger Rogers Horseface. The so-called Grim Reaper is only • High Class Tailoring a kind old man. who, being called —IN— This is not all of the letter, I upon by our' Father, merely opens • 20 and 22 Inch Bottoms had to cut some of it, after all the gates Into a better, brighter "SHALL WE I forgot my asbestus gloves and be- world. And , as for your thirst for • Seersuckers, Piques sides the typewriter roller is only knowledge Bill, remember that we made of rubber. on earth must be content to read DANCE" When it's raining, it's time for a of Plato, Homer, Tennyson and • Stifel Suitings taxi. Call Eastern Taxi, phone 400. —WITH— Shakespeare, while you may now • White Ducks ., O sit In their midst and drink their EDWARD EVERETT words of wisdom that have rung out • Gabardines HORTON ALUMNI NEWS through the centuries like bells of sliver. Yes, we'll admit that "Alma • Lustrous Doe Skins Mater" Is beautiful to us—will con- TUESDAY—ONLY A number of alumni luncheons tinue to be—but one measure of the • Thru-and-Thru Suitings for various classes will be held dur- music of the angels Is more beauti- Returned By Popular ' ing commencement week. These ful, more sublime than the com- • 29 to 44 Waist Sizes Demand lunches, the times and places of bined genius of all the earthly Bee- which will be announced by those thovens Schuberts and Mozarts. A superb collection of the finest persons In charge of them, are being And again remember, Bill, that new summer trousers for men of WILL ROGERS sponsored by members of the vari- yours is a journey that we all must all ages and tastes. By far the ous classes. take—you've only gone on a little greatest values anywhere! You'll —IN— ' ahead of us. As Bryant would put be sure to find just what you A business meeting of the Alumni it: want In color, pattern and style, DOCTOR BULL' Association will be held on Saturday All that breathe shall share thy and doubly sure of saving money. afternoon, May 29, at 3 o'clock, in destiny— Patterns include window-pane the University Building Auditorium. In the full strength of the years, checks. Olen plaids, solid blues WEDNESDAY—ONLY On the evening of the same day, matron and maid, and greys, broken stripes, soft May 29, the annual alumni banquet The speechless babe and the gray checks and plain white or cream will be held at 6:30, in the Recrea- headed man- colors. Paul Muni tion Room of Burnam Hall. Tickets Shall one by one be gathered to for this baquet may be obtained thy side Miriam Hopkins from Sam Beckley, secretary of the By those who in their turn shall Alumni Association, for sixty cents. follow them 98c —IN— Dr. J. Hilman Hollister, pastor of MAYBE YOU DIDNT SEE— "WOMEN I the Chevy Chase Presbyterian Lucille Nunnelly downtown win- Church, Washington, D. C, will de- dow, shopping Joe Hedges sun- $1.49 LOVE" liver the sermon of the baccalau- ning on the steps of the Health reate services on Sunday morning. Building Mary Denny out at the May 30, at 10:45 o'clock, in the Carnival riding the octupus — Hiram Brock Auditorium. His sub- Likewise Dan "Major" Thomas $1.98 Coming Attractions ject Is to be "Example." flipping corn at the flappers R. On Wednesday morning, June 2, D. Lacey over at the pool doing a pair History Is Made At Night at 10 o'clock the commencement swan-dive Mary Neale Ledord Cafe Metropole exercises will be held in the Hiram hiding from a teacher—Heber Brock Auditorium. Dean C. A. Ives, Tarter turning Blng Crosby—Joe ad Soak of the Louisiana State University, Oilly nearly swooning In chapel.... Prince and Pauper I will deliver the commencement ad- Helen Gardner bouncing petri Lerman Bros. dress, and will speak on "Develop- dishes on the floor of the bateriol- 'ment of the American School." oty*w>.
/ . PAGE FOUR EASTERN PROGRESS Friday, May 7, 1937. Maroons Extend Streak to Nine Games i capitalized on the nine errors made by the Red Birds to win. L. King Observing Eastern's Athletic Eastern Golfers DEFEAT U. tit held the Cardinals to nine hits, in- CATS COP KY. cluding doubles by Lamar and Zlm- Group For Just■.One Afternoon ney, the only, extra base blows of Down Centre 10-8 AND WESTERN the game. The Maroons' scoring SWIM TITLE; was stretched over six Innings while By VERNON DAVIS After cheerfully observing the an- The Eastern golf team defeated the Cardinals were able to make Having been kindly asked to write tics of coach and Walter lets drift FOUR GABIES good In only one inning when Og- an unkindly feature and after un- over towards the baseball field. (You Centre College divots diggers 10-8 EASTERN 2ND den singled to drive In Lamar and thankfuily having accepted we will can study science tomorrow). a a team match played Friday aft- King Hangs Up Sixth Straight Elliston. on said article begin: "Swish I" —strike one I Jlmmle ernoon, May 7, over the Richmond Maroons Pile Up Points in Eastern closed their home base- In order to gather material and CaldweU at bat and Hembree pitch- Golf Club course. Victory of Season in De- ball schedule here Monday after- prepare for this hideous ordeal let's ing. "Smash!" —foul ball, landing Second and Third Places to roam oven toward that structure Part of the match was played in t , feating Cardinals; Bry- noon against the Cardinals. In this over in the cow pasture. Strike two! Lack Two Points of close-fought game, L. King won his which bears with pride the nair.c "Swish, again I" Casey had struck a driving rain and hail storm, thus ant Shows Form sixth victory In a row by 5-4, and of Charles Weaver. out. Coach Hembree merely atrdles. raising the score of the participants. Tying for Crown his second over the Red Birds In Once inaiac the men's lucker room Next victim! Bob Hatton, probable Result: Wlcor (C) defeated Rawl- four days. we are forced to pull over to the successor to Babe Ruth and ace of AT WESTERN TOMORROW curb while "Tiny" Caldwell, that the ping pong table. A fast wlndup! lngs (E) 3 to 0; Robinson (E) de- DIVING EVENT CLOSE The Cards counted in the first 280 pounds of pep and vitamin "A" A fast breaking curve! Yet the In- feated Cherry (C) 2M to hi s Neal with Si Monen, first man up, get- comes rumbling by on his way to vincible Bob makes a stiU faster (E) defeated Badter (C) 3 to 0; By RAYMOND STIVERS ting a hit and scoring on a field- the swimming pool. A few moments ccntact with the pill and sends It WaUer (C) defeated Lydey (E) 3 too. MOREHEAD, Ky„ May 20.—Un- The Maroon baseball nine, after er's choice. Eastern also counted later, after hearing a noise some- whistling through the glove of able to cop a first place but roUing losing their first two contests of in the first and neither scored in thing similar to that of Niagara, de- Woodrow Hinkle, who Is apparently Rawllngs and Robinson (E) de- up plenty of points In second and the season, have now stretched the second. In the third U. of L. cided to go into above mentioned handicapped by either a leak In the feated WUcox and Cherry (C) 2',i third, the Eastern Teachers College their winning streak to nine con- go two hits without scoring and room and help carry water to re- glove or the usual spring love af- to H; Neal and Lydey (E) defeated swimming team was barely nosed secutive games. Four of these wins Eastern went ahead by getting a fill the pool. We are sorry to say, fair. Baxter and WaUer (C) 2 to 1. ^ut by the U. of K. aggregation In were accounted for in the last two run in their part of that frame. however, that we were disappointed, Thence, back to the gym to that O the state swim meet at Morehead n\ weeks when the Maroons dropped Louisville tied the score in the for theer in the pool was "'liny" blood curdling, nerve wrecking game TUBERCULIN TESTS GIVEN Teachers College Saturday night. Western in a double-header 10-9, fourth, but the Maroons collected floating along with all the grace called ping pong; this particular Every student and faculty mem- Kentucky and Eastern were tied 7-6, and University of Louisville in two runs in the last half of the and beauty of a swan on Lake game starring Milton Feinsteln and ber at Eastern were given the tuber- with only one event remaining on a two-yame series 14-2 and 5-4. same to take a 4-2 lead. Both Placid. The ungodly noise had come Eddie Eicher. The game seems to culosis test her this week Dr. Floyd fne program, that the 240 yard med- In the first game of the double- teams scored a run in the seventh. from the anatomy of none other be played soleby the Feinsteln and his staff of workers are doing ley relay. Kentucky captured that header, Western scored in the first In the ninth Turner, first up for than Edmond "Weismuller" Hesser, theory since MUt misses more scores this work for the state department with Eastern second to provide the inning when Basheam hit a line Louisville, got a triple and scored blowing out the organ of his elfac- than does Lieutenant Eicher. Hav- of health. 45 tD 43 margin of victory. More- drive to score Blbich from third. whtn Zlmney, pinch-hitting, col- tory senses; who, having had suffi- ing made the suggestion that both O head made 35 points and Berea 25. lected a single. Hampton then lined cient blowing for the day, was now boys take up backgamon let's fade Charles Morris of Morehead was The Maroons tied the score.when V. W. C. A. high point man, taking three first Voshcll scored on' L. Kingrs hit. one to King, who took It on a short reposing in the life guard's chair out of this picture and dash over hop and threw out Zlmney at sec- with that "I dare you to try to to watch football practice. Coach At the recent election of the Y. W. places in as many events. Hlnkebeln The scoriivr was even throughout drown" attitude. Before leaving the Samuels is looking good, so Is the C. A the following girls were elected was the big factor In Kentucky's the rest of the game with the Ma- ond and Hampton was doubled at first. Ryan was out to end the pool we did venture down to the team, so is the field, so is the blond to fill offices or the next school victory, winning the 90 yard breast roons going into the ninth with a bank and tell George Evans that who just passed, so are we—(your're year: Elizabeth Campbell, president; stroke and swimming on the two 10-9 lead and holding it to win the game. Scores : his swimming was excellent, but another). Wait a moment though, Vivian Holcomb, vice-president; victorious relay teams. decision. The second game was that we were sure that Daniel signals are being caUed! The teams Elizabeth Robertson, secretary, and The diving event furnished the forced to go 10 innings after the R. H. Boone didn't use that stroke when are tense. The pigskin Is seized by Juanita Schindler, treasurer. The closest competition with Morris end of ninth eneded in a 6-6 dead- Eastern 10 17 he took an afternoon off at Boones- McConnell who sideswipes Lacey, girls were elected by popular vote barely nosing out Dickman, East- lock. The Hilltoppers were unable Western 0 14 borough. Luther Corum, the seal lays a freshman cold, hurdles Harpo, of all Y. W. C. A. members in ern's freShman star, by 174.7 points to scdle in the extra inning and «. H. from Corbin, was likewise advised and runs eighty yards for a touch- Burnam and Sullivan Halls. to 172.4 points. the Maroons took advantage of the' not to hold his nose in doing a full down through the southdown side turn to eke out a victory when Eastern 7 12 Western 6 10 gainer. of th University Building. What a Bryant scored Slone from third Having been able to escape from game! What a gain! What a grid- You'll Find Your Friends At with one out. L. King allowed 14 H. H. the pool without being forcefully iron man! hits in the first game, against 17 Eastern 5 submerged, we then went down m The afore mentioned massacre from Hendricks, the Hilltopper Louisville 7 the vicinity of the stadium to watch taxing the old ticker too much, CARTER'S twlrler. Bryant allowed nine safeties Coach Rankin and his one-man we trudge slowly back to the health in the second game while Eastern R. H. track team (Walter HUD work out. building and spend the rest of the LUNCH DRINKS collected 12 off the offerings of Eastern 14 14 All was wrong. The track was mud- afternoon in a quiet manner watch- Ward. Louisville 2 9 dy. Poor Walter was never consid- lg two unnamed and unsung coeds The Maroons continued their Batting Averages: ered a mud horse; neither was he play a Just as unamed, unsung, and winning streak last Friday by rout- Bryant .500 ever compared to an Olympic swim- I uneventful game of badminton as ing the University of Louisville on Slone .473 mer. Furthermore, he is a slow ever our eyes beheld. MEET THE GANG AT the Belknap campus by 14-2, and L. King 492 starter and since coach didn't have NOTE: The above "facts" are relating Monday on the Eastern Demoisey .375 the opportunity to enter him in the fiction. And if any Individual, who diamond by defeating the Cardinals R. King J48 Derby, no one knows yet Just what was so fortunate as to have his, her, TERRILL'S RESTAURANT 5-4. Caldwell 326 he can do (But, take our tip, suh, or its name mentioned, will ever forgive us. We'U gladly let them In the first game the Maroons Hinkle j»05 and play him on the nose in the Ward 302 forthcoming track meets). treat us to a dinner of frog legs. Hill 500 "BE WELL BARBERED" Voshell .288 ONE FREE ENLARGEMENT HAIR CUTS 30c Hatton .' .163 SHAVE „..._ 1*0 Kemp -.. .000 SPORTS INSIGHT TONIC - 15o Williams .000 By RAYMOND STIVERS With Each STOCKER'S BARBER O SHOP Eastern Cindermen Congratulations to Oarrard Rawl- on producing a team that took the McKee Basemenf , ing on his first class exhibition of K. I. A. C. swimming champion- Kodak Roll Developed wielding a golf club. Although Ship. Although you placed second to Win Third Place In Rawllngs was second to Jack Moh- ney, U. K. star, he made a good the powerful U. of K. aggregation, Quadrangle Meet score—you won last year Garrard— you forced them to break two pool THE MeGAUGHEY STUDIO maybe this Just wasn't your year. records to defeat you. Hesser has good ideas on coach- "You Choose the Enlargement" Coach Rankin and his Eastern Eastern's other representative at ing for he expects to put out a team trackmen came out third in a uqad- the State Golf tourney, M. M. "Doc" next, year that does not break train- rangle track and field meet held at Robinson was elected vice president ing. And knowing Ed as we do, we Berea Tuesday, May 11. Berea had of the Kentucky Intercollegiate are sure he wlU do It. little difficulty in winning the meet. Golf Association. They scored 77 points; Eastern 18; GIFTS FOR THE GRADUATE Western, 15, and Morehead, 26. DID YOU KNOW— Eastern's team composed of Hill, Russ Chllds is Eastern's Ping Pong champion. He gained the dis- That Sherman Hlnkebeln, Capt. Jenkins, Watts and Roth were able of U. K.'s swimming squad, set a to win only one first, four seconds, tinction when he defeated Eddie and one third. Eicher In the finals of the recent state record for the 100-yard breast P. P. tourney sponsored by College stroke in a dual meet at Morehead Results: Humor Magazine. last week? Parker Fountain Pens, Stationery, Mile—Pllson (B), Banner (B), That Max Reed, the handsome Clark (B); 4:425. Big "Art" Lund the "Hercules" Western basketbaU and footbaU 440-Yard Dash—Ward (B), Settle from Utah was the only Maroon star, will be married on June3— Toilet Sets, Perfumes, Toilet Water, (B), Henderson (B); :53.1. able to score in the annual State the same day he gets his B. S. de- 100-Yard Dash—Hern (M), Hjll (E), Track Meet, which was held at gree from the Bowling Green Anderson (M); :10.4. Centre CoUege last Saturday. He school? Kodaks, Memory Books, Page and High Hurdles—Cassel (B), Candy scored four points for the Rankin- That "Kack" DeMolsey's younger (B), Hlrschy (B);:18.7. men. 880-Relay—Ward (B), Pilson (B), brother, known as "Fox" was high Settle (B); 2:03.4. scorer In the Boone County Basket- Shaw Candies.\ Sometime tomorrow afternoon in ball Conference last season. He Is 220-Yard Dash—Anderson (M), Bowling Green two members of only 15 and a Junior—but Is plan- Hern (M), Henderson (B); :23.7. Eastern's crack baseball team wlU ning to cast his lot with Eastern Two-MUe—Clark (B), Wilson (B), play their last inning of collegiate when he graduates? Many Other Appropriate Gifts Pilson (B); 10:155. baU. They are Harold Artlmus Ward, Low Hurdles—Hlrschy (B) Oassell veteran third sacker, and Woodrow That Joe GUly was once consid- (B), Moore (W); :26.9. Wilson Hinkle, flashy first baseman. ered a fast track man and yet Pole Vault—Saddler (W), Jenkins Both boys had good seasons during Editor Maurer showed him the way (E), PoweU (B); 10' 6". this, their senior year. It rather around the Infield circuit one morn- Shot Put—Ooforth (B), Reynolds reminds us of the passing of BUI ing last week? (According to re- CORNETT'S DRUG STORE (M), Houston (M); 36' 11*4". Terry and Travis Jackson. ports Homer Ramsey was the only Discus—Moore (W), Hill (E), witness. ) 19—PHONES—98 Deyton (B); 109' 5*4". STADIUMITES WIN SPORTS QUESTION OF THE Broad Jump—Watts (E), Rey- OVER MEMORIALITES WEEK: Bob Rankin wants to know nolds (M), Rayburn (W); 20'. IN SOFT BALL GAME who won the coronation? ? Javelin—Roberts (B), Hill (E), Behind the masterful underslung Canida (B); 165' 5". throws of New Boston's one and Mile Relay—Berea: 3:38.4. only Joe Jenkins, a soft ball team O from the stadium defeated a team representing Memorial Hall by a Hilltopper Tennis 0-4 score last Sunday morning. Highlights of the game were the Team Defeats EKC fast fielding of Jay Brinton, stad- ium shortstop, and the umpiring of (the boys caUed him so many Western defeated Eastern In a different names we couldn't figure There's a place in your tennis match at Bowling Oreen, out which one was correct. Saturday, May 8, by a score of 6 to A return engagement will be Summer wardrobe only a 1, winning all but one of the singles played soon. events and sweeping the doubles. Coach George Hembree is to be Sam Allen, Western's No. 3 man, ID | V O Q O D A L L. congratulated upon his splendid -was the only Hilltopper to lose, showing with his baseball team. Arubckle, of Eastern, downing him by scores of 6-3, 8-6. After tasting defeat the first two "°M TMI OIMUIMI CLOTH games, the boys decided to show the Summary: other teams how defeat tasted and Palm Beach Dudgeon (W) defeated Lund (E) have won 9 straight and plan- 6-1, 6-0; Arbuckle (E) defeated Al- ning on two more. We're betting len (W) 6-3, 8-6; Ayres (W) defeat- that you beat Western tomorrow. Sport Suit ed Hughes (E) 2-6, 6-0. 6-0. Smith (W) defeated Limb (E) Congratulations to Coach Hesser can fill. We're featuring 6-4, 6-1; PoweU (W) defeated Moore the latest models ... in (E) 6-3; 6-4; Dudgeon and Allen FROM the lowly Freshman to the dignified faculty, the •W) defeated Lund and Limb (E) New Central These Fares Pass Any Day... 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