1iarella •s 11ute

VALENTINE EDITION (DELAYED BY SNOW)

Love: What's Your Definition Glenna Price'• Picture Poll - Page JJ

Campus Lust A Revealing New Series By Laurie Brock.way Begins on Page 12

LaGuardia Lovers Find Them on Page 14

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Who Was Fiorello The Second Installment - Page 9

LaG Administration· Pulls A Fast One By P• .I. Sander• - Page 3

Calendar of Events Four Weeks at LaGaardia - Back Page BROOKLYN MEDIA PHOTO Violence Over a Valentine What Happened In The Cafeteria On Valentine's Day Page 5 2 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 1iarella's 11ute LAURIE BROCKWAY - Editor-In-Chief Flotello'• Flute I• the offk:lal 1tudeni newspaper of LaGuardla Communtty P.J. SANDERS STAFF EUGENE CALAMARI JR. WAITERS College. It I• published monthly by an lndepencknt • 1uden1 staff and financed by Polltlcal Consultant Photographer Cynthia Kaan monies from student activity funds. Opinions nprHHCI In the paper are not L1H L9Y)' WILLIAM HEISE neceuartly thoee of the College admlnlatratlon. faculty, or the student body. GAIL HUNDLEY EdltOrltll Assistant Sandra Schubert Artis t Edltorlal opinion np,eued herein la determined by a ~IOrity vote of the Flut• PatOssa staff. Nol responsible for uneoHolted mat.-lala and all mtiterlal aubleet 10 edillng. BRUCE BROOKS GLENNA PRICE SUNDAY TYNER 1111 Fluta offices are IOeated In the Satelllte Building, In the back of the Student Spec/al ProJ«ta Cafeteria. at LaGuarcUa Community College, 31 .10 Thomaon Avenue. Long l• lancl Faculty Conmbutors City, New York 11101 . Telephone (212) 784-8881. Cornpcnltlon and printing by PATBAAOY ROBERT McVEIOH 81oot,Vn Media, 28 Court Street, Broolllyn, New YOik. Talephone (212) 834-9350. lllddleCOI,.,,.~ Faculty Athlsor The Sony Cafeteria Final Chapter FEEDBACK · In the last two issues of The Flute, we described the un­ Anonymous Gripe last issue or the Flute. We extend our certain future of the Sony Cafeteria, which was to be used sympathy to Malka: her courage in print..­ as an unlikely location for a coin operated game room. How­ To the Editor: ing her feeli ngs is both generous and ad­ mirable. We felt it was an important ever, two editorials and three months later, things have As a student preparing for final ex• aminations I was dismayed to learn that contribution to the quality of Li(e for all changed and it would seem that the game room idea tias on Thursday, December 1st, t.he library women at. the College to be able to s hare been put very much aside, if not totally abandoned. was closed for two hours between 12 and her experiences. 2 pm Too often, t he environment at La­ Somewhere along the line, someone discovered a techni­ Later I learned from a worker in the Guardia is tinged with lack of sympathy cality in the gameroom proposal and it was decided to hold library that it was closed so that they for female issues: wit ness a recent. off building until all problems were resolved. However, due could have a meeting. At the meeting cart90n in the H u.monist. for instance, to someone's unintentional, though rather lame, mistake, t.he important topic discussed was the which shows an ugly girl offering herseU Xmas party. Also lunch was served and eagerly to muggers and rapists. Your the maintenance department began to construct the wall I heard the school has no money for article provides a necessary antidote to one day early in January. The wall was just about halfway books and things in t he library. that all-too-prevalent att.it.ude, that rape up when someone discovered that it was a mistake. Print this in your next issue and let is a musing and its victims subjecLs of t.he library explain. humor. What had happened was, the maintenance men, comply­ - Anonymous .. Once again. thank you for running that ing with a work order that was not supposed to be filled, THE LIBRARY RESPONDS . story. We look forward to more articles began building. Though the game room plan had been can­ Dear A nonymous, that bring import.ant issues regarding celled, Mr. Pan forgot to tell the men who were starting to We regret that the Library's staff women into t he headlines a t Le.Guardia. meeting inconuenienced any student or You.rs Sincc,y{y, build it. That day, Mr. Pan, and his assistant were nowhere faculty m em ber at LaGuardia. We Cecilia Macheeki to be found and Dean Stapleton had to order the construc­ thought that the posted notices of our tion to be stopped and the work to be ripped down. And so it two hour meeting would allow our users goes. The game room is off. The Sony Cafeteria remains. to scheduk their study time around tM ciming. A lthough we did not close the Library A Uttle Color fo r two hours solely to plan o Christmas In Tlte Corridors party, thot issue did arise at the end of NYPIRG's Fate the meeting. We also serued a light To the Editor: lunch which was not charged to the I think a thank you is in order for all The fate of a future NYPIRG chapter at LaGuardia hangs Library's acquisition budget (i.e., money "for books and things'1. t hose in t.he Art Club and the Humani• precariously on the decision of a special NYPIRG commit­ ties Department who have started to Since this criticism was not directed make LaGuard.ia a li veable environment.. tee, which has yet to make its decision. The Committee, to me by the anonymous letter writer, I The murals which have been shifted to chaired by the Chairperson of Student Council and com­ wish to thank the editor of T he Flute for the lobby are colorful. interesting, and, this opportu.nity to respond to him/ her. posed of staff and students from various departments of the most importantly. a necessary part or College (Flute included), last met in early January. I am pleased to know that students are aware of the importance of the Library the school's growth as a community of people. One student painting decorating At this point, it seems that conflicting schedules and just GIid, as always, encourage them not only the walls of this school is worth a dozen plain inertia are hindering the committee's reg athering and to u.se ou.r services bu.t also to express their opinWns and concerns to me in OULside commisioned works, no matter how good t.hey are. final decision. Thus, the NYPIRG referendum has been person. hanging around for a couple of m.>nths and we hope a You. rs tnlly, I hope this project can be cont inued. definite decision will soon be reached. Ngozi P.Agbim The small amount of money it demands Chief Librarian from an admittedly strained budget seems well worth spending. There are A Word From Tlte plenty of blank walls still waiting to be filled. I hope The Flute and the student Saving Old Flutes Women's Committee government will legislate and agitate for more color and beauty in our lives. We've discovered that the library has been collecting Dear Ma. Brockw•y: Flutes for the last few years. Curiosity got us down there to On behalf of our Women's Committee, John Buckley the periodical room, searching through issues, sort of J would like to congratulate you on the Engllsh Department looking for our " roots." We went as far back as 1973, following the work of about six prior staffs, and found some really interesting articles. The Flute has been the College's main source for docu­ mentation of LaGuardia's history, and should continue to be COMMUMCATION so. Unfortunately, the collection was incomplete and many of the newspapers were turning yellow and getting cracked. All huMANiTy would -elEAR up We think it would be a good idea if the issues of The Flute were transferred to microfilm, so that they will remain an everlasting source. We'll be checking into the possibilities MANY MisuNdERSTANdiNqs. within the nex t few weeks. Al any rate, most of the 1974-75 issues could not be located. We'd like to ask any of you old­ - Julu VERNE timers who might have a copy or two to dig them up and loan it to us. Administrators, faculty and students-turned­ staff would be the most likely to find some. Please look. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 3 LaGuardia Administration Pulls A Fast One By P.J. SANDERS and expense of the students and the facts to this action. Why was the members could discuss the issue of their rights to be informed of re tentative date of the calendar checks the delayed checks. This phone call On Wednesday, January 11th, arrangement in policy at a much changed at such short notice? Does was made by Mr. Conrad Stridiron. about 60 angry LaGuardia students earlier date. It was aJso thought that Administrative mismanagement in who stressed the grave importance of stormed up to the Business Office in the students should be consulted as the Business Office have any in• this matter and that certain of the the L & P building demanding an ex· to why this change was talcing place. fluence in this action? Who was the Dean's activities should be put aside planation and resolution to the Also, the fact that, for students who centraJ figure in the authorization of t.o allow time for this meeting. The sudden, week-long postponement of do not owe money to the school, this this action? Dean's office responded to the emer­ their much needed financial aid is a very unfair, arbitrary practice. It was also made clear at this time gence of this matter and scheduled checks. Led by the incomparable Upon hearing the facts, of these that the checks in question were not the meeting to be held at three Conrad Stridiron, Vice-Chairperson recent and very cruciaJ developments just BEOG, but all other Financial o'clock in the Dean's office that of Student Council, and other dyna· in Administration policy in effect to Aid, requisites as well The commit• afternoon. This meeting, however, mic student leaders, such as the out­ the student body at large, Vice­ tees investigative action, as of early was cancelled by Dean Staplest.on spoken Theres a Small, Michael Chairperson Stridiron strongly rec· Tuesday morning, was mainly initia­ within minutes of the scheduled time Payne, Kenyon West Jr. and Raquel ommended that the Council members ted with a phone call to Dean Staple­ period. The committee members had Paz, the group approached the Direc­ form a committee to investigate the ton's office, requesting a meeting be now experienced, for themselves, ad· tor of the Business Office, Mr. Tom policy of the delayed checks and held with him sometime that after­ ministrative bureaucracy and the Smith, who was rather at loss of proposed these questions in finding noon. This way, the committee weapon of last minute q.ncellation words or action in view of situation. policy. The events leading up to this erup­ Mr. Stridiron and Mr. Payne found tive student outburst began with the Stude nt Council Still Going Strong that Administration were ill at ease January 9th meeting of Student with the Administrative lack of co­ Council. It was there that a member operation and the putting it off to of the advisory board to the Council another day technique. They were in· informed the Student Governors that formed that a meeting was being the Business Office was having some held in the Presidents Conference difficulties with the original distribu­ office, and decided to crash it. The tion dates of financiaJ aid checks, surprise among the Department which were the 17th and 18th of Heads involved was an inviting January. As a result of this, they sight to the activists; they now had were going to withold the checks for the Administrations full attention. another week. The advisor also They explained the matter of the stated that a possible motive for this delayed checks t.o the President. who split second decision was, probably, stated that he was not made aware so that the Business Office could of all the circumstances involved. He allow itself some extra time for going vowed his full cooperation and sup­ over the checks and taking out. the port in getting the checks out on the money that was owed to them by the prescribed date, without any further students. This would eleviate extra complications. The notices that the paper work and they would not have checks would be distributed on the to wait for the payment of these original date were handed out monies by students. throughout the College. by Student The advisor suggested that Council Governors and many Council investigate the actions of the Student activities staff members. Business Office immediately, due to This year's Student Council ls still Intact and going strong, with no resignations and The checks were distributed on time. the nature of the last minute deci­ a couple of major accomplishments behind them. The best Is surely yet to come. This is one of the major achieve, sions of the Administration - to Bottom (I. tor.): Pamela Sanders, Raquel Paz, Rhonda Collins. Top (I. tor.): Valerie ments of the Student Council's hard t.ake it upon themselves to resolve an Sargent, Kenyon West Jr., Marie Hunter, Chairperson Albert Gonzalez, Vice-Chair work and togetherness. Let's hope Conrad Stridiron, Scott Butti, Michael Payne, and Marilyn Johnson. over--emphasized problem, at the cost that the spirit does not die out. LaGuardia Gets $ CUNY Vice Prez Gets Caught By Cynthia T. Kazen PROVIDER PARENT PROGRAM UNDERWAY A City College vice president has been indicted on 12 counts of fraud. Before LaGuardia Community College has and motivation, several different train· the indictment, Robert F. Carroll had al· been awarded a 1630, 726 grant by the ing components will be offered; ready resigned, admitting he took New York State Department. of Social • A LaGuardia College credit-bearing 186.187 from a lobbying fund. Services for the development of a broad· component for 90 providers who have The monies came from the Committee based training program for adults who their high school diplomas or GED and of Urban Programs Universit.ies. Carroll provide day care services in their own the ability and mot.ivat.ion to do college headed that organization, on a part-time homes. work; basis from 1974 to last January. In conjunction with the Red Hook • A Red Hook Outreach competency• The Grand Jury has already heard Family Day Care Training Center in based component both center·based and witnesses testify that Carroll had made Brooklyn, LaGuard.ia will implement a home-based for the vast majority of the at least ten withdrawals from the organi• program which wil.l: 2,000 provider!! to assess. develop and zation's acc.ount. • provide competency-based training certify their functional skills, knowledge In an affidavit filed in State Supreme to family day care providers; and attitudes. Court, Carroll admitted he used the • provide credit bearing training: • An Adult Learning Center for those funds "for my own use for purposes un­ • create access to basic communica• providers who wish to pursue a college ROBERT CARROLL related to the business and affairs." tion skills including reading. writing and program but lack t.he high school dip, Court papers do not say what has The committee. consisting of 23 big English as a second language; Joma or GED, or who need to develop happened to the money. Investigators city colleges. had their attorneys file • and improve the quality of inter­ some of their basic skills including their are checking on leads that the money court papers against Carroll in an effort action among provider parents and English language ability; was used for real estate investments. to find what happened to the funds. children. • A verbal interaction component in• Provider parents create a warm family volving 20 providers with natural setting for children in their care. Gen­ parents and their children under three ' erally, provider parents serve up to six years of age. children in their homes on a daily basis, The 1630,726 awarded for this program the children's natural parents either is the largest grant LaGuardia has ever BELATED V ALENTINE being employed or seeking employment. received. Children are two months to 12 years old The College is now in the process of Due to cin:ums1ances beyond our control - namely. New York's most re«nt blizzard - and may stay with the provider parents implementing the program. Anyone in­ this special Valentine's Day issue has bren .. slightly .. delayed. Thertfore. we proclaim from 8 am to 6 pm. Activities during terested in finding out more about February 16, 1978 10 be oor offldal Valentine's Day. Those of you who have already each day include snpervised learning ex• Prouider Parents can contact Augusta celebrated will just have to do it again. - The Flute Staff periences as well as play and rest times. Kappner. Dean of Extended Day. at 626- Since family day care providers vary 2709, or Lenora Taitt. Chairperson of widely in their levels of knowledge. skills the Human Services Division. 4 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 SAC SKI TRIP: THEFT AND CHAOS, BUT WE STILL HAD ABALL

A STEADY SKIER ON THE SLOPES THE 'BROKEN LEG' CASUALTY RELAXES

Dy LISA LEVY party which featured 9Cf'8Wdrivers, but Pbologniphs by Lint.on Clint.on unfortunately, they were completely and LaGuardia's annual Ski Trip, which tot.ally diluted by the OJ . Later in the took place December 9 through 13, was night, a special att.raction was a belly quite an experience for all who attended. dancer. I think everyone found that to To begin with, instead of leaving the be very amusing. school 7 pm, we finally (after much Now, before you all have kaniptions. chaos) departed at approximately 9 pm. the wet t-shirt contest was nothing to We were all pretty annoyed by this, but rave about. There were six contestants we soon realized that we were on our ranging from the skinniest of the way for an exciting weekend. skinnies. to the fattest of the fattys. The With assorted smokeables and drink• gi rls paraded around the pool area, ables being passed around on t.he buses. dancing, prancing, and wiggling away. we were soon engrossed in conversations. The winner was Angela Gates and her music, and other weird doings. It was prize waa a bottle of champagne. Of definitely a panic! couNte when the girls demanded that At 11 :SO we arrived at our destination. there be a wet underwear contest for the Pinegrove Resort. located in Kes-honluJen. gUys, you can imagine how much p~ New York. is a beautifu1 place to go for WET T-SHIRT CONTEST GETS UNDER WAY - EENIE, MEENIE, MINIE, MO! testing went on. {There was reaUy a vacation - but not with 350 students! nothing t.o be mi89ed, ha, ha). All in all, I There was such confusion when we got found the t-shlrt contest to be a total up there, that I really felt as if I wanted bore. (Sorry girls.I t.o tum around and head for home. After "Star Wars" was on cable t.v. that two houn we finally found where our night. Some of us snuggled up in our rooms were located. The rooms were beda and watched it, while others were very cozy, each with a color television. dancing, getting dn.mk. and basically My room had five beda. 1 actually could having a good time. have anuck a friend along. (Chuckle, That night we found that 1700 worth Chucklel. of merchandise was swiped from the Later that night (it was morning by souvenir shop. Pinegrove accused the thenl there was a disco party. La• students ol doing it, and again - Guardia, I must admit. bas some really UTTER CONFUSION! We soon found excellent dancers. They were definitely a out if the merchandise was not returned sight to see. Everyone was doing their by Sunday at 12:00, all the activities thing, one way or another. would be cancelled and our rooms would The next morning (Saturday), we sat be searched. There were also rumors down to a surprisingly enjoyable meal that the state police would do all the You had your choice of eggs, toast, 988TChing. bacon, french toast. pancakes, cereal. The next day news had spread that and so much mor-e! After breakfast. ha1f the merchandise was found. The some of us went horseback riding, activities were not cancelled and only a others went skiing or snowmobiling. I few of the rooms had been searched. So. think the people who went honeback again. everyone went back t.o what they riding were a bit regretful; it was ab90- SAC COORDINATOR VINCENT NREY TAKES AIM had normally planned to do. (Skii, snow· lutely freez.ing! I am embarassed to mobiling, or horseback riding, those admit I wa.s one of them. I rea.1ly fools.I thought my toes would fall off, as weU It was soon time to load the buses and as anyLhing else you can think of. A few head back for the school It was amazing people hurt themselves skiing. One how fast the weekend had gone by! The per90n even managed t.o break a leg! buses came at 6:30 and we left the resort Others went snowmobiling, which I felt at 8:15. (We were supposed t.o leave by wa.s the best. part of the whole week• 7:00.) The bus ride home wasn·t as end. The price was right and the rides enjoyable as the one going up, due to a were outrageous! case of worn out bodies draped over The day went by quickly and soon it seats. was time t.o sit down for a hearty dinner. We arrived at school approximately Let me ezplain that. each per90n had to 11:00 and we were llO annoyed that there get a ticket to enter the dining hall. A was the next day. Half of us forgot t.o few people never made it to dinner be­ say our goodbyes to each other. That cause they hadn't received a ticket. was the end of the ski weekend. Then, by the time you reached the I was ei:tremely disappointed at the dining hall, there was sucn a humongous disorganization of the trip. I guess it OUR PHOTOGRAPHER GOES FOR A RIDE line, you we.re ready to walk back to was nice to get away from home for your room. and hit the bed. (At least thf' awhile. Sludent Activities had to pay $600 •nd change in d•mages •nd thefl, plu, uother 1100 for m~ The only thing I have left to say i9 waiting got tired.I treatment of• student's broken leg. Also. Aui1t■ nt Coordin•tor of SAC. Richard Little, who Later that night there was anothe had .. ocganized" the trip. w ■ s dbmi1eed from hi1 duties shortly thereafter. Though his di• Thank.a LaGuardia, you certainly tried di!'co party, 1hat included a cockll'tl missal w ■ 1 termed ■ 1 • necessity in reorganizing S.A.C., the circum1t■ n«s suggest that this once again to make the students of party It was very disappointing. The wu the ttrow that broA• th.it comW bod. LaGuardia happy. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 5 VALENTINE VIOLENCE T he main cafeteria was t he " Suddenly," Sanders continues, " I front door. They were last seen running One security person recalls a student scene of chaos and violence on turned around and saw a chair flying through the corridors and out the main running frantically to the main desk to accross the room. Then the other three entrance to the building. At press time, report that "something wild is happen­ Tuesday, Feb. 14, when a fight began throwing chairs at Blanco and he they had not been located. ing in the cafeteria.'' broke out among five men, ran to thec:enterof the room. '' Blanco was escorted to the nurse's An "all-guard alert" was announced two of whom have been identi­ " He tried to fight off just one, the big­ office by a security guard. He was exam· and even guards from the SONY build­ fied as students at LaGuardia gest of the lot. Then, another c:ame up ined by Susan Hessner, who reported ing rushed over. from behind him and struck him on the him to have contusions on his head, arm "As soon as Security was made aware Community College. arm with a golf club. He fell to the floor, and back. He wa9 then re.leased and that there was a problem i.n the cafeter­ One person was injured during where they continued to beat him with brought to the Director of Security. ia, there was an immediate response by the mid-day brawl. Witnesses chairs and kick him in the fac:e." The c:a feteria fight was well underway at least eight sec:urity guards and super­ when the Security Department was visors.'' Mr. Longobardi said. "They said a weapon was fired, bu t At this point, the atmosphere in the cafeteria was one of total turbulence. alterted to it. Director of Security Lon­ assisted in calming people down. break­ police found no bullets and the Students scattered into the cafeteria's gobardi explained that "ordinarily, we ing up crowds and !'et.urning the cafeter­ Director of Security specul ated corners, while the men battled it out in make it a practic:e to have a uniformed ia to normal.'' that a starter's pistol might have the center. Sc:reams echoed through the guard in the c:afeteria at peak hours. One student who was in the cafeteria been invol ved. panic-filled room. However, due to the ongoing registra­ Tuesday told The Flute: "It was ugly. tion, t.he guards were being used in other Everyone was petrified. They didn't The Valentine's Day fight was Sanders reported that it was at this point that one of the perpetrators re­ functions. That's why we were not noti• said to be over a girlfriend. portedly fired two shots at Blanco from fied sooner.'' Four men. one of whom has been iden­ a .22 caliber pistol. Blanco was not hit t.ified as a LaGuardia student. attac:ked by a bullet. He was said to have been their vic:tim during the busy lunch hour, pulled out of range by an unidentified Keep LaGuardia Beautiful at.about 12:16 pm. student. The victim - a student identified as Sanders did not actually see the wea­ CLEAN lJP YOUR ACT! Silbinio Blanc:o - repor tedly told pon. But she testifies that the sound of c:ampus authorities that the c:afeteria in­ shots definitely rang out.. She also spoke cident was provoked by an ongoing with several students who are certain argument that began during SAC's De­ that Blanco'a assailant wielded a gun c:ember ski trip. and fired two shot.a at him. Blanco did not go on the ski trip, but The Director of Security, Alfred his girlfriend did. During the trip. Longobardi, aaid that police officers ac:c:ording to this ac:count. one of the from the 108th Precinct investigated perpetrators made a play for Bianco's but could find no trace of bullets. girlfriend. The woman was said to have "It is the opinion of the police that, if discouraged the advanc:es, but the ad• in fact a gun had been used, it was a vances continued, nevertbeles9, during starter's pistol, which is basically harm· the weeks that followed. less,'' Longobardi said. On Friday, Feb. IO, Blanco reportedly "With the number of students in the had a loud, verbal dispute on campus cafeteria, ifs a miracle that, if in fact a with one of his assailant.a. Then on Tues­ gun was used, no one wa9 harmed by it." day, the assailant, acc:ompanied by three He suggested a starter's pistol was other men. came looking for Blanco. used, "more to scare than to injure. 1 Flute reporter P.J. Sanders was on the don't think it wa, a gun.'· scene when the cafeteria fight errupted. After the supposed gun incident. She reported: Blanco attempted to flee the cafeteria. " The argument began at the entrance Reporter Sanders relates that "so was to the c:afeteria in a loud, verbal dispute. everyone else.'' The four perpetrators were standing on Bianco's assailant attempted to halt the outside. while Blanco stood inside." hi9 departure, flinging a chair at him as The assailant challenged Blanco to a he fled through a side door. fight off c:ampus, Sanders reports. She The crowd, by this time screaming and overheard one of them say to Blanco: frantic. was forced back into the cafeteria. " You 're a punk, that's why you won't After Blanco made his exit, his four step outside. " assailants fled the scene through the

Editor's Note: CROSSING LAGUARDIA Listen folks, It's not like were Into preaching the stuff that you al­ ready learned ln kindergarten, but sometimes we take things for grant­ ed. Things like crossing the street In the middle of the road and think­ AREA STREETS OR ... ing you can buzz over to the other side before the guy In the blue Cadll­ lac buzzes over you. Fortunately, you've made It so far. But, in this crazy, How To Become a Corpse snowy, icey weather you can't always count on the cars to stop for you and there's always the chance you'll take a flop on the ice before you get to the other side. In Three Easy Steps I know It's a pain in the ass to wait for the light to change and ya don't feet like walking to the corner anyway. But, belleve It or not, the traffic By GAIL HUNDLEY light changes every 60 seconds and the Colleges had a hell of a time getting It in the first place - for your safety! Making It from Sony to the S ~E:ld~n~~::dRvic;-vi~~~sw~~~~u:~~o~~ ~i :~~d!;1:y~~ ;~~ ~~~ Main Building can be a treacherous trip, and we just dont don't want people this isn't too difficult, since they don 't realize that Thomson you to be a casualty. Avenue is a two-way street, anyway. Let's face It. It takes talent or pure luck to make It across the streets 7 9 1 around here via the middle of the road. It ts strange how much power S !: c~~:h~fnRt:e~~~~= if 't'::e :~;:~~~~: :ry~~~ :~~ ;~~~ ~~~~ that street has over our lives. I mean, I even buy my shoes according to ber ~. It Is fine to think this way, but If the driver is more gassed up whether I can walk over the cobblestones in 'em. I used to be one of than his car is, It's time to call Walter 8. Cooke. those "pa(anolds" wh, waits at the corner for the light to change. But, after two-and-a-half years of trucking across these streets, I figured I'd mastered the art, ya know. However, while crossing in the middle the s~~ ~y~~:'t~ !~!z;of t;; t~~~~~~~~o~i~h: ;~~:,~r :~~t!~;•gC:o~ other day, I very nearly became a dead editor, thinking that the guy in at figuring. One misca/cu/atlon and your friends have to break will the blue Cadillac was Into " ladles first.'' He wasn't, but I was faster out the black outfits. than he was - this time. * You can save the school a lot of paperwork Listen, we need all our readers. Do us a favor. Just be real careful * You c an save the paper one less article to write. crossing the streets. Try to cross at the light and watch out for those * You can save your family a lot of heartache cabbies and Cadlllacs and space cadets behind the wheel. I know It * You can save yourself a lot of blood sounds dumb, but you know what they say: " The life you save may be If you cross at the green and not in between!! I your own." 8 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 HERE'S HOW I GOT MY JOB

By HENRY ENG your interviewer. Ifs a neat trick - try Do you ever wonder why you get. it.! If you can pull this off. you'll turned down by a company while some­ nat.urally do the right thing on the one else gets hired when you are just as interview. qualified? What about those uneasy Now, a few things to help you: feelings you get after a job interview If you can, before t.he interview, find when the interviewer says to you, out as much a.a you can about the "Check back with us in a few weeks, we company, and, if possible. t.he kind of may have some news," or "Our person who will interview you. Usually company has to consider ot.her people, each company put.s out brochures an in• we will call you. " You thought you had format.ion about it.aelf-free to the public. made a good impression, but you wait CalJ them and ask them to send you the and there is no news. That's not a nice materials. The College Library, Resource SOCIAL ESSENI TES PREPARE FOR THE PARTY feeling, to say the least. Center, and the Placement Office But t.here are Limes when you walk out generall y are good places to fi nd of a job interView feeling like you're on oompany information. Read them and SOCIAL ESSENCE'S END TERM PARTY top. Sometimes you get hired on the you won't have to search for things to On December 13, the last.day oft.he fall Ralph Mendozer, president of t.he Sal­ spot. at. the interview or you know that say during your interview. quarter, many of the College's clubs and Soul club. came to the rescue as DJ for th it°a only a matter of going through 90me In order to show him/her you're the organizations celebrated the holidays day. fonnalit.y and paper work before you kind of person who would fit the organi­ with end of term parties. Since I could Of course, before people wanted to definitely get hired. :,,.ation. you should dress conservatively. not cover all the parties at once, I decided Boogie, they wanted to eat. So. members H you stop and compare these two Al.so, you should be speaking clear to check out the most talked about and of Social Essence served us a Buffet of types of situations. you will discover enough and loud enough so that he/she populated party on campus. goodies. consisting of assorted cold cuts aome very interest.ing things. The job can hear and undersland you. More im­ That part.y wB!I given by The Social and salads. interview is the mo$t important factor portant.ly, you must know your own Essense Club and was held in the area After eating, LaGuardians showed for the company in deciding whether LO strengths and weaknesses. We are just before you get to the recreation their true coJors - they danced, ate, hire you or not.. An average job inter­ talking about strengths and weakensses room. The party was supposed to be held drank and did a lot of other unmention· view t.akes no more than half an hour. relevant. to his company. Your weak• at 10:00. but. ofcourse. no activity at able things. My thanks goes to the Social That means that within the half hour, nesses are t.hose things that may not LaGuardia begins on schedule. It. didn't Essence Club for a successful year-end usually less. you either make it. or blow benefit his <:9mpany. start. until 3:00 and t.he delay. I was told. part_v. iL It. really pays to know what you're For example. having a drivers license was due to unavailable funds and mix-up doi ng and to be prepared for a job and a car may be a strength if the about oJ·s. It fina lly got. underway when GAIL HUNDLEY interview. company is located outside the cit.y or rm not. going to just throw a li!!t at the job may require travelling. Bui you of what. you should and should not being weak in accounting may not be 1 Sal-Soul Sponsors 'Latin Roots' do. It seems silly to tell you to act and weakness if the company is willing t< be nat.ural: or don·t be nervous. If you're train you in its own methods. Every­ By GA IL H UNDLEY turned int.o a disco wit.h continuous a normal human being and you·re not body has strengths and weaknesses and On December 7, the Sal•Soul Ex­ music. uM

GRAPHICS BY GLENNA PRICE RowER HOT ROD HONEY Tb.is lovely young flower My Hot Rod Honey, what a fine looking man. is swayed by your touch Took me to the shore in his black Monte Carlo. Yet would fade in an hour NoTltiN BuT A FuliN' He didn't want to look at the water, or walk on the sand. if she's fondled too much. A Poem Selected by Glenna Pn"ce Just ride in the back seat all nightlong. Wn"tten by Vertamae Grosvenor My hot rod honey, hard driving man, treat.s me so bad. Her st.em is not steady Can't. buy me tea. with his money wastes it all on gas. nor are her roots stable It aint nothin but a feelin. The Riding in t.he back seat, Saturday night.s. She may th.ink she's ready lovin feelin. One night in t.he back seat, looking at the stars, but she's really not able. H's nature. t t·s natural. A natural asked my honey "how do you feel?" feelin. He replied in a sweet. tone, stroking his seat, She is so tender ·'You're a real fine looking baby, but my car ie my woman" her petals easy to break You ean git it anywhere. h.'11 come I thought about it for a moment, no longer than that. and you cannot mend her anytime. Sometimes it's t.he wrong time. Told my honey what to do with that hot rod of his. It might come on a rainy Friday mornin once you've made her earth shake and make you late for your job. Hot rod honey. fine looking man. prefers that st.eel to me. Hope he's happy, taking his car to the shore and Though passion fills her But better the feelin at the wrong time riding in the back seat - all by himself. each time you glance than the right time and no £eelin. she is not aware sir The lovin feelin a int got no respect - Sandra Schubert that she is taking a chance. for time, place or nobody. So think of your flower Sometimes it's the wrong somebody. But better the wrong body than no before its too late feelin for nobody. for you are the power designing her fate. And it don ·t t.ake nothin for the feelin to come. An Indian summer evenin. A January afternoon. Salmon cakes and grits. The A FRiENd FoR I WAS YouR Fool tune from the night !or year) before. An ad for a used waterbed. The fuz.z. All SEASONS You called me a lover, on a Georgia peach. Yet you laughed at my tears, Some git it. from a rainbow. A persimmon. The summer I wished would never end Insulted my efforts A sunset. A moonrise. A wave. and my youthful idealism. was the summer when I met you my friend A country road. Miles. MilesLone. A wild And end it did, I'm happy to say flower. I was blinded by your charm, that summer is my friend today. though sincere in my efforts Then again the smell of rain or the and innocent in my desires. sound of snow will do it. Through many a year. of spring and fall You took advantage of me. Sometimes you can actually feel the And winter we've shared You played the king. feelin com.in. Sometimes you can't. ti.mes too good to recall l was your fool. Sometimes it just comes. Don't fight And it's the same now, as it was at the - Sandy Schubert the feelin when it comes. Let it come. st.art. When we're together its summer in Come on wid it.. Love the feelin. Love my heart. the love. Love is the healer. The doctor. Feelgood. MEMORiEs MiNGLEd - DENISE ASSAM Put a little sugar in your bowl. Put a WiTI, DusT little heart in your soul. Don·t fight the feelin. The lovin feelin Memories, mingled with dust takes t.he blues out the rainbow. a shadow on the wind The bitter out the greens. The E out of in relation to the moon evil. as tar that crossed my eyes Don°tfightit. Feel it. Thefeelin with a lingering emotion is magic. The feelin is the magician. wES TERN WiNd (unsettled commotion) Keep the magic. Don't fight the magic. a feeling rose with the sun Feel it. Feel the feelin comin? Feel Western wind, when wilt thou blow? and faded as it set like you wanna make love? Don't. fight. then, unending twilight Let it come. Git iton. Come on. The smallrain down can rain chariots cross that great stretch of sky. Wanna? Christ. if my love were in my arms Your shadow rides the wind a breeze against my cheek - Essence Magazine And I in my bed again I a sandstorm near the ocean February, 1977 and now, a raging surf. - Unknown, 16th Century -LB. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 11 What Is Your Definition of Love? Text and Photos by Glenna P rice (Speclal Thanks To Joe Hunt )

Karen Winston, e:r.tended day studenL Terry Parker, day atudeat, video techni­ "Love is caring, understanding and cian (S.A.C.). being sincere .. . treating aomeone the "Love means caring and sharing and way you'd like to be treated. It involves willing to understand through all con• a lot of giving and expecting little in d.itions." return.''

LOVE - that four letter word we hear, see and read about every day. RaymoDd Fen-elra, day 11tudent: Peter LeMonier, extended da,y student. "{Love is) sharing. Songwriters set their interpret.ations or "Love? It doesn't have a definition. loue to music, filmmakers try to express Love could mean a variety of things . the meaning of lo in on the silver scre~m. love is whatever you wan_t it to be." and writers create stories or people in Zenia Echeverria. day care kiddie: loue. But. what does it mean? We look it ''I don't know .. . I feel love is great." up and not even a dictionary definition can put together the "right'' words to Laura Cruz, extended day student. express its meaning. So we look back on " I associate love with a lot of compu­ our experiences and invent our own Teddy Smith, ext.ended day st-udent, e:ii:· sion, compromise and pain. Th09e are definit.ions. What's your definition? pressed his definition in verse: the first things that come to mind. I also "The closer you get, the better you look think it's a time of reflection." The better you look, the more I want you When you tum on your smile, I feel my heart go wild I'm like a child with a brand new toy. Ann.a Leone, extended day student: "The wanner your kiss, the deep you "Loving is giving. When you love you touch me give all of yourself. You do for the one The deeper your touch, the more you you love, you give up for the one you thrill me. love.'· It's more than I can stand, girl Will you please hold my hand I feel so grand I can cry. Noah Jemison. Profeseor, Art OepL "Love is the realization of the cosmos in A.mold Roman, day student "With every nursing day, I love you whatever work you do." "Love is sharing, daring to care, to give Cynthia $uu)(Jftuo, da,y student, •tu· more in every way itall." dent petrol, Security: I just sat. down to write thia " Love is having a person who is warm, To say loveable and understanding." Wanda Prestlgiacomo, Writing Center I get the sweetest feeling-baby tutor. the aweetest.. " "Love is when you know 'everything' Manuel Ra.m08. Sec:urily "There's no such thing as love without about a person and you still come out arguing ••. '' Lou Palefaky, coordinator of college 'lilting' him or her in the end. .. Work Study Program. Financial Aid Department: "Love is caring for someone and being genuincly accepting of them. It's being Robert Pagan, e:ii:tended day studmt. able to let each of you in that relationship "That's a big word - Love . .. love is be individuals. and everything that romance, a good feeling . . Once you characterizes that individuality, yet have love you feel nice, and mature." eUows you to share with that someone a special something that makes your relationship unique for all time. When Ruuell Bryant, da,y student. manager of you're in love. it's like having a best LaGuardia Music DepL friend. " Joe Hunt, day 9tudeat: "Love is understanding, being impartial "Love is exciting when it'a fresh. Love is and not turning off when partiality when you reach rock bottom and you comes you way .. . being able to give Laurie Brockway, Editor of the FLUTE. meet that person who inspires you to and take as you would expect done to surpass every obstacle placed in your Love? That"s a tough one. 1 love my you. It's also sharing your all and dog and 1 love my mother, but I also way. Love ia when you have a good receiv!flg the same." dream and make it reality. Love is the love this cute guy that lives in Hawaii, urge to do better than before, and DIOl!lt John Travolta and my best friend Lori. of all love is you expressing yourself to Love comes in different types and I love the fullest." a whole hunch of people and things in different ways. But. I guess when you get down to it. love means being able to be crazy without people thinking you 're .,r,, nuts. Ya know what I mean?

Prof. J oanne Anderson, AaaisL Prof.• Dept. of Huma.oilies: "Love is caring about someooe in a way that makes you want to share your thoughts. successes, problems and as­ pirations with (him or her)."

Albert Gonuln, day student, Chair­ Cecilia Machesld. English instructor. person of Student Council. "Love is feeling sure enough of aome­ "Love is the infinite expression of ad· one's affection that you can ask him to miration that one can experience. It is wash the dishes as well as dry them." the spiritual unity where the two souls converge. Love has neither a beginning "Love is caring for aomeone once you nor an end but is always constant." know and understand them . .,

Debra Chatman, day atudent:. Cecelia Wallace, da,y student "Love is doing thing& from day to day to Lavern, advice columnist for the FL\.JTE. "Love is kind and suffers long. It is not Jean Carrington, librarian: bring happy memories from year to Love is a warm sensation in the general envious." " Love is understanding and l!lellSitivity." year." vacinity of your underwear. 12 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978

LUST

Fiction By LAURIE BROCK WAY l I ~

GRAPHIC av HELMUT EPPICH

CHA PTt:R ONE would take him from his presently dreary post of Fund. He had planned to spend the afternoon Decked out to kill In a sumptlously expensive, Assistant Dean of Computer Relations-at-Large. trying to uncompllcate his life, but couldn't get still not paid for, strickly European suit, BIiiy Bax• At 24, Billy wanted nothing less than to be Presi­ his mind off of sex, which was why his life was so ter arrived at the ex-Governor's benefit gala for dent•ln-Chlef of LaGoona, a relatively new compllcated in the first place. Carefully running lncarcirated politicians - the biggest afternoon university, which was fostered on the unique his fingers through his stylishly sylver hair, he event of the year. Looking incredibly handsome, concept of continuous education, where most mumbled dirty words beneath his breath and told and yet boyishly cute, he mingled his way over to LaGoona graduates went on to become LaGoona hlmself to calm down. An ex-child molester, the ex-Governor's wife who was getting drunk deans. Daniel was an incredibly, though understandably, whlle her husband horned In on some cute Since LaGoona's currently presiding Presi­ guilt ridden man who was prone to fierce anxiety blonde on the other side of the room. The ex­ dent•ln--Chlef, Daniel W. Dexter, was an apparent attacks and frequently uncontrollable erections. Governor's wife, who was extremely well en• fixture, BIiiy knew he'd have to kill about 50 Being President-In-Chief of LaGoona College dowed, had a face Ilka a truck driver In drag and deans, Daniel's Secretary-in-Charge and Daniel was no thrill and his $70,000 yearly salary, pile of was a hopeless verbo-Onomatomanlac to boot ( a himself to get the position he so desired. Billy, secret discretionary funds and slew of deans to condition which was not uncommon among the whiz kid that he was, figured that if he took boss around were no real compensation for people in polltlcs). However, she was married to a the ex-Governor's wife to a local Hollday 1nn, being a nuerotlc. Life was tough at the top. highly lnfluencial man who, aside from having charmed her right out of her girdle, gave her a That's why Danlel was trying to get back In the acute roving eye, had many Important polltlcal time she'd never forget, and later threatened to good graces of the ex-Governor, who could ins - the latter being of great interest to Billy, blackmail her, he could persuade her to convince probably fix Daniel for a stint In congress or boy genius and aspiring Preslden\.ln•Chief of her husband to get him the President-ln-Chief­ something along those lines. Californla's LaGoona College. ency. That would make things so less com­ Though he would have liked to put a paper bag pllcated. One plus to being President-in-Chief was hav­ over her head and a cork In her mouth, Billy ing access to some of the most prurient political endured the lady'.s petty chatter and turned on groupies In the nation. And, at 55, Daniel was pro­ the charm, a quality he did nothing less than ooze Daniel W. Dexter* sat* In* his* office,* staring at the bably one of the most sought after bachelors In with. Indeed, the ex-Governor's wife was a real neon lights that flashed PRESIDENT-IN-CHIEF Callfornla. Women were Just about knocking doggo, but she was his fastest vehicle to the ex­ In alternate red, white and blues - a token ex­ down his door and ripping off his pants. A firm Govemor, whose many Important political Ins penditure from his Special Presidential Supply bellever in Jockey shorts and Into the polyester FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 13 look, Daniel wasn't a partlcularty handsome man, Things Ilka this made him nervous. His eye lids· "What kind of meeting? You said we could . . . " but he had that certain something, which was lo­ began to twitch, his ears got all hot and red and "Stifle it man, I gotta call my wife." cated In the general vaclnlty of his boxer shorts. his stomach was In a twist for a good five Snapping hlmeslf out of the trance induced by minutes. Flnally, he made himself a triple scotch Melvin called his wife Hazel, who actually staring at the flashing proclamation of his Power, on-the-rocks and chanted his favorite four letter believed he'd been at a marathon deans meeting he decided to do some heavy uncompllcatlng. words. This always helped to calm him down a the night before, and complained of Intense But first, he gave hlmself the once over about 10 little. menstrual cramps which did not exist since she'd times in the full length mirror with the sterling He took about ten minutes to dwell In his already gone through a change of life. However, silver backing that was proped up against the misery, Just so that he wouldn't feel guilty about Hazel was always experiencing Imaginary wall - a token expenditure from his President/al pulllng himself together too quickly, and then he menstrual cramps or worse and that is the main Bare Necessity Fund. While he was admiring his went back to thinking about sex, which was reason why Metvln had become a closet queen not particularly handsome looks and checking always a sure cure for his anxiety. However, now and was always making up all-night deans meetings. out his certain something to make sure It was he had to deal with one of those frequently un­ still there, his cute little black Secretary-in­ controllable erections. After getting off the phone with Hazel, Melvin Charge barged in. Being personally familiar with gave his friend a affectionate pat on the ass, the most powerful man at LaGoona, It was her * * * * * grabbed his coat and said "later." He was on his prlviledge to barge without knocking. way to his mandatory emergency major deans "Hey sugar'' she cooed in her sultry Southern meeting, to discuss the uncertain future of drawl, " how do you spell erotic, with an e or an Berry Ann Benito was counting cracks In the LaGoona's 950 major deans. a?" ugly green waits of the cllnlc recovery room and wondering where guys who wear boxer shorts * * * * * Dean Cara Tush had many problems. Aside " Lola" he said, slightly flustered by her sudden keep their things. She was getting a grip on her­ from having a name like Cara Tush and an In­ appearance In a practically obscene looking self after undergoing the five minute procedure credibly flat chest, she was having trouble leather get-up, "don't you have a Goddamn that terminated her six week pregnancy. She getting her left false eye lash to stick. After get­ dictionary?" breathed a sigh of relief, which was stifled by a ting eye lash glue into her eyes and spattered on "Why sure I do sugar, but how ya supposed to pang of guilt and an intense cramp In her uterus. the new, black velour sweater, which made her look up a word if ya don't know how to spell It in The long-haired, green-eyed, LaGoona cheer­ look especially flat, she decided to hang It up. the first place?" leader, who was hopelessly Infatuated with Frustrated, she ripped off the right eyelash and Daniel W. Dexter, felt incredably crummy about "I knew you were a smart cookie when I hired threw them both Into the tollet In the Lady Deans making him pay to abort the embryo that would you. How about some oral gratification?" G+a-t-I­ little girls room. "ten bucks down the dumper," have been Bill Baxter's baby. But she found some f-i-c-a-t-I-o-n. she moaned In her ruggedly sexy smokers voice, consolation In the thought that she'd made Billy "shit." "Sorry sugar, I'm working on my memlors. How shell out 300 bucks atso. do you spell erotic?" She studied her falrty attractive, relatfvely After counting approximately 23 cracks and wrinkle-free, JS.year-old face In the mirror and " Like this," he said, unzipping his pants. not being able to figure out where guys who wear thought that, without false eyelashes, she might "Keep It In you pants baby. I got work to do. boxer shorts actually keep their things, though as well be bald too. " Bald," she laughed suddenly Lord, you don't never let up do you?" she said, she had a pretty good idea, she began to get remembering the time she shaved her pubic hair walklng out and heading for the Websters so that bored and the room was beginning to depress into a heart shape for the viewing pleasure of the she could complete her memoirs, which were to her. Those ugly green walls just didn't make it. spaced-out rock musician she used to ball with be sold to a reputable publisher of hot polltlcal But she was Just glad that the whole ordeal was when she was 18. He was her first. But that didn't scandal. done with. Being pregant was the pits and It was matter anymore. Lola and Danie/ played little "catch-me-If-you­ great to know that she wouldn't have to throw-up Looking at the diamond studded watch that can" games like that all day in his posh presl­ tomorrow morning. All she wanted now was her the ex-Governor had given her when he was still dentlal office, but they usually never "got down to old waistline, regular boobs, Danlet W. Dexter Governor and she was still trying to get a Job, she business" untll after hours. Danlel was pretty hot and revenge on Billy Baxter. noticed that she was late for the mandatory and heavy with his cute little Secretary-In-Charge She used to be hopelessly infatuated with Billy emergency major deans meeting. And Cara, the who, prior to becoming his pet, used to clean his Baxter, Dean-about-campus, but now she practi­ daughter of a publlc school janitor, and Dean of office on Friday's and had no memoirs to wrtte. cally hated him for getting her knocked up and for Campus Sexual Discovery, was Indeed a major But, their hot pants romance was probably just being such a pig about sex In general. But she dean. The ex-governor had seen to that, even an In artlculo like all the rest and he'd promote was realy pissed because BIiiy called her a stupid though he dumped her when he discovered that her to a minor dean to get her out of his stylishly bitch when she told him she was pregnant, as If her 36C bustllne was courtesy of Pretty Princess sliver hair in a month or so. he had nothing to do with It. And Daniel, honey padding. Aside from taking advantage of having access that he Is, Just said "oh shit!" and handed her Unable to face the wortd with skimpy, tashless to some of the most prurient polltlcal groupies in $300. Well, If she was a bitch, she was a clever eyes, she whipped out her trustie Fat & Fatter the nation, Daniel had once had a pretty hot thing bitch, and fanagllng $600 worth of abortion funds lash mascara and applied a more than generous going with the ex-Governor's wife when she was for a $150 abortion can prove that. She'd figure dose. When Cara walked out of the Lady Deans still married to a minor Judge and then, with a out a way to get back at wonder boy, BIiiy Baxter. little glrls room, after a thirty minute stint with the very attractive female dean who eventually She could tell the editor of the LaGoona gob­ mirror her eyelashes were all sticking together. became bored with Oanlel's sexual escapades bler all about their hot pants romance, but that But she didn't have time to redo herself. The but managed to fanagle him Into getting her a would mess things up with her and Daniel, who's major deans were waiting. very important deanship at another college probably feellng all sorts of triumphant, though before she dumped him and married a math In­ guilty, about seducing her in his office that day. • * . * • structor. He'd had a few professor's here and Daniel was so horny and preoccupied with sex, Practically everyone was there. there and a City Council member or two, but his not to mention gullt ridden and anxiety packed, Whlle four of LaGoona's major deans were biggest Jollie was the seduction of one cute llttle he'd probably believe he'd gotten her pregnant engaged In a paper airplane battle, one was LaGoona cheer leader named Berry Ann. even If they hadn't gone to bed, or to floor, as It blowing up balloons and another was entertain• A lech at heart, he really got off on thinking were. Ing a captivated audience with an orgy story. about how Berry Ann had come up to his office Well, she'd let Danlet keep thinking that he's There It was, 2:15 and the Dean-In-Power of that day in her skimpy little cheerleader's outfit, the culprit and would devise some devious Deans had yet to show for the mandatory major sort of pushing her boobs Into his face as she method of revenge tor BIiiy by the end of the se­ deans meeting he'd called for that afternoon. The complained about having to share the locker mester. At 19, the attractive LaGoona Space major deans were getting bored. room with all the guys. She was saying what ani­ major was probably the biggest, If not the clever­ The Dean of Sports Oriented Events was grab­ mals basketball players were and demanding est, bitch on campus. bing the Dean of American Education's tits and some action and then they just, you know, got the Dean of American Cartoons was polishing Into it. her toe nails. There was a lot of chatter and Melvin Swift, Dean-in-Power* * * * * of Deans, had Thinking about Berry Ann, and how Berry Ann speculation as to what this mandatory emer• overslept and was late for the mandatory emer­ was the only cheerteader who needed to also gency major deans meeting had been called for gency major deans meeting he'd called for that have her last name embroidered on her cher­ In the first place. Nobody seemed to know. afternoon. "Crapt", he chanted as he scrambled leaderlng Jersey to make 1t fit right, got Daniel all When Melvin finally arrived, he was not In the for his pants, " those Jokers will tear the place mood to play. He hopped on to the podium, which sorts of hot and bothered. But It also sent him apart by the time I get there." Into a full scale anxiety attack, since she was was padded with a speclal platform to give all probably at that very moment terminating the "What'd ya say sugar," said the youngish, 4' 11 " a little 11ft. "Cut the shit" he screamed Into very first pregnancy that he'd ever been respansl­ blue-eyed black man who was stlll snuggled the microphone. The meeting was about to begin. ble for. He felt Incredibly guilty about getting her under the covers? pregnant, though he didn't feel a twinge about "I gotta go man, I called this meeting and I got To be continued ... using $300 of student monies to pay for her a be there to have It," replied a harried Melvin Next time: BIiiy o•ts the er-Goremor's wife, abortion, since It was of direct benefit to a who was trying to pick his afro and zip his panfs Daniel gets lald, Berry Ann gets rerenge, Cara student. simultaneously. gets boobs and MerYln come out of the closet 14 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1971 THE LOVERS OF LAGUARDIA ANOTHER OF THE FLUTE'S FUN FEATURES

E didn't have the space to give you all of the lovers of C AN you match the line with the lover? W LaGuardia. After careful consideration. we decided not to include LaGuardie's many amorous staff members. instruc• • No matter what you say, I'll still be after you. tors and administrators. • Ooh, Mama. You look so sexy today! We carefully chose and voted on the most visable of La• • Don't miss the opportunity to get to know me. Guardia's Lothario's. Really, they're pretty nice guys. but their • For you - anything! rap Is getting a little dry. • When are ya coming to my house? To balance things out, we have included ourselves, even • I'll take you to dinner anytime. though we are actually the rappees. Anyway, we think we're • Hey, baby! much cuter. • Wanna join the Flute? - Loue, "The Girls" • I may seem innocent, but I'm not. P.S.: Camera shy are P.J . Sanders, Cynthia Kazen. Glenna Price. • Wanna see my etching?

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Tyrone Thompson Man-About•Campus FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 15 LOVE PUZZLE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS

By GLENNA PRICE

A G N I T R L F R H H E L F A E R s E D H s 0 E X A F B G F N A H 0 E E L A C B A H F E 0 N I p A N D D I N I E L I D C C R s A T A R E K T C K Q T A N C X Z F L M C R E C A T G H N E y R I X A E X A C I E E G s X I N A F G G R H 0 D F T C E E G M s A R I E N C G Y I L N WI I I 0 N A s E N R D T D V L T R W G y B 0 H p s N S u C A R T z Y G I s y E H s T S A H X A J H R R R G y L M A F K S A L K T R P L A R u T A N E N M T Q y D 0 B D y 0 T s u L s N H O L D N 0 E L MS W S E N S I T I V I T Y P Q

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O.otle Pain Giving Passion Affair Growth Relationship Affection Headache Romanoo Agony Heartache Satisfaction Body Hickey Sensationa Caring Holding Sensitivity Climax Hot Seruaual Coitus Infatuation Sex De,in, Intimacy Sharing Ee,tasy Kiss Smile Exciting Lovo Stimulate Family Lust T""' Fantasy Marriage Touching F..ting Music Underst.anding Flirting Natunl Warmth Friendship D,-gaam Wmk S.hm:l•y Hight u.--. Billy Murr1y and Tom Schiller Onldentflltd Edllot and Fri.nd FLUTE PHOTOS BY LAURIE BROCKWAY 16 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978

AN INTERVIEW WITH A Mf-'( · .'. .lrJ../:5::( U. F.O. ,,--. ·: i{

FLUTE GRAPHIC BY BILL HEISE

One evening, a.f I headed toward the ded, sir, what the hell are you t.alltlng taught to me by the wonderfully articu· U.F.O.: Sounds like, 90mething hitting Flute office, via the empty, echoing co,,. about? late Baba Wawa, I maintained my pro­ the . U.F.O. : Beeper indicates hostile vibra• fes, ional calm and continued with the ridor.f of the Sony basement, I thought I FLUTE: Oh Harvey, don't poop oul on tio ns. However. transmitter indicates interview. Then, I turned on the ciao.rm saw a funky flashing object bruting me now. ans wer forthcoming. arou nd the entrance to the Sony cafe. - Baba would have been bery pwoud of U.F.O. : Sounds like, eomet.hing hi tting m,I Rubbing my eyes and figuring I'd ove,­ FLUTE: Hey, would you mind tuning the fan. .ftayed my vi.fit to the Roadway, I kept down your beeper an octave or t wo? I picked at Harvey's little beeping FLUTE: What Harvey, what? ongoing. U.F.O.: Negative. Beeper is vital organ. mechanical bruin, and learned the follow- Suddenly, the corridorlight.f went dim ing . U.F.0 .: My main energy pocket is FLUTE: Oh, excuse me. air. and it became aoporent that there wa.f di90lving. I am drawing near defunct. U.F.O. : Interjection. I am neither male FLUTE: Okay Harvey, shall we try indeed a funky flashing object in the FLUTE: Flni t1h Harvey, go ahead. nor female. Do noL address me as air. again? Feel free to interject. if I gel a vacinity. Thi.f time, it .ftarted to beep U.F.O.: Only if you promise t.o recharge Questions will not register. little imptttinent. too. my energy pocket. My beeper is weak. FLUTE: Okay, l' U buy t.haL But what U.F.O.: Affirmative. Continue. Intrepidly, with my journalistic curi• FLUTE: Sure thing. Just lell me. are ya, T"mkerbeU or something? FLUTE: Might you tell me who, or o.fity burning, I ventured toward iL It U.F.O.: Oh, sweet baby, I was sent by U.F.O.: Negative. Negative. You are off. what. you are. Just for the heck of it? sort of s wirled. met me half way and the Supreme Spacial Chancellor Comp­ balancing my controls with impertinent U.F.O.: My transmitter is feeding that hovered above my head. It's light., were troller to ... to ... blinding, it'.f beep onnoY.ing and I jus t questioning. to my superior answer bank. Answer is forthcoming. FLUTE: You can do it Harvey. couldn't make out what it WO-'- However, FLUTE: What are ya. eome kind of U.F.O.: To ... to , .. audit the ... the I didn 't think it was 6Uppo.sed to be inter-gallad.ic pervert? FLUTE : Take your time. book:9 or .. of .. My beeper is .. is. there hovering above m y hMd and U.F.0 .: Negative. Impertinent. Your im­ U.F.O.: I am receiving affirmative res­ making me nervou.f. pertinence will cause my main energy ponse. I am. simply, a superior entity of FLUTE: Harvey, aay it for Goda sake. I was about to tnke off in the other pocket to disolve. You are inconsistent supreme intelligence. U.F.0 .: I wu sent by the Supreme direction w hen the light.f come back on Spacial Chancellor Comptroller to audit with my relivancy. FLUTE: Naturally. So, what brings you and the object .s wiftly disappeared. the books of the College LaGuardia with FLUTE: Well, pardon my impertinence. down to LaGuardia - a s uperior entity With a scoop in mind. I continued m y a fine gallactic t.ooth comb. It's juat that, where 1 come rrom, people or suprr:me inl-elligence like yourself? trek. A, I entered the office. the light., are generally me.le or remale - regard­ FLUTE: But why Harvey, why? dimmed once again and I was not alone. U.F.O.: I have been sent on a spacial less of their orientation. They also usual· U.F.0 .: I caMot ... I The U.P.0 . reappeared, fla s hing and mission of the utmost secrecy. ly have names. defunct. beeping around the Flute office. Then it FLUTE: Oh, come on Harv, you can tell U.F.0 .: Where I come from, we do not FLUT E: P lease H arvey. Tell me. ,~.,,_ me. have people. We do not engage in petty Quk ldy. When the lights came back on, there U.F.O.: Negative. My superior answer earthling impertinence. U.F.O.: Oh impertinent earth aweec.ling, was thi, funky little mechanical charac­ bank will not transmit response. Sorry you ... you have caused me to bet.ray ter perched on my desk. So. I a.fk.ed it for FLUTE: You should have told me that honey. Disregard. Disregard. an interview. Re•ponding with a beep to begin wi th. the secracy of my mission. Now. they and a soundtrack reminiscent of RzD2 U.F.O.: You did not request t.hat speci­ FLUTE: You mean lo l-ell me a cute will have time to ... to ... to . . cover li t tle apace cadet like yourself can't give and a Conehead combined. it aaid. "Af­ fic information . . . to . . . cover . . . their . . . earthling firmative." li ttle ole me a simple answer like that. .. . tracks .. FLUTE: Sorey, I thought you'd get my Ob Harv, I'm disappointed. And that's hoW' I got m y Interview FLUTE: Oh Harvey? . .. what tra.cka . • . drift. I just wanted to know what lo call U.F,O.: Refrain. You are overheating Wit h A u.r.o. whatia it? ,-- my beeper. Refrain. U.F.O.: Drift? That does not regislet'. U.F.0 .: I cannot compute .. My beeper By LAURIE BROCKWAY FLUTE: Come on Harv. You can do it. is too weak .. FLUTE: Forget iL What should I call One little leeny-we,eny answtt. I won' t FLUTE: Who Harvey? WHO? tell anyone. What'a your secret mission? FLUTE: Well sir, perhaPf!I you could tell ,-- U.F.O.: THEM. the ones of WE ... now U.F.O,: Harvey, if you must. U.F.O.: My beeper indicates it will over­ me why. you must ... you must complete my FLUTE: Harvey? But that's a . .. Oh. step my superior answer bank and pro­ U.F.O.: Interjection! I have no ae:r.. secret mission . . . you must . . . before oever mind. Okay Harv. vide you with a hint, baby. FLUTE: Well, that'a too bad. But don't ... before ... before t hey .. you Lhink it rather presumptioua of you At that point, I felt the urgings of a FLUTE: Your a real sweet heart. you to think you'd get ao me al LaGuardia? fuU• .fcale aru:iety aetack coming on. I liUle hunk or tin, you. With that, Harvey konlt.ed out and U.F.O.: Negative! You do not receive wa, temp ted to .fnap that nasty little U.F.0 .: I am here to have a close en• slowly changed to spacial matter right me correctly. I am neither male nor beeper right off of Harvey'., obnoxious oount.er. before my eyt-.s. Hi.f beeper /la.fhed. fiz­ female. littUl ,pace-Mad. That constant beeee~ FLUTE: Come on Harv. So is every· tled out and popped. Boom, the little beeeep was drilling through my bra.in., hunJt. of tin wcu gone, caJJed back to FLUTE: WeU, t.hat'a cool. We're pretty body and b.ia brother. Tell me a litUe liberal around here. But aU II, don' t you and his mechanical attitude uxu certain• more. please. from whence he had come. A tear ly dishearting. However, I figured I thlnk . U.F.O.: Sounds like slipped from my ~ . I lwd grown fond ought not to tamper with inte,-gallactic of the beeping little space cad.eL U.F.O.: Negative! Cease verbaJ expoun­ techMWgy. Be.side 6, I didn't want to FLUTE: Yeah, yeah. Go OD. The worst port of it all, i• that Harvey tion. Beeper indicates Lhat you do not meu up o hot, .spacey .scoop. you know. U.F.O.: Sounds like 80met.hing . had left m e to complete his secret receive me correctly. Employing the "ht- cool, don't Ult 'em FLUTE: Come on Harvey, you can do miu io,,_ And, I jWJt can't imagine what FLUTE: Well. wl t.h no d.iarespect lnten- get ta ya .. interviewing technique", ill on earth he was tallr.ingobout. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 17 New Years Resolutions I Will Try To Stick To By LAVERN 1. Lose 100 pounds. 2. Cut down on the wi ne consumption. 2. Get invited to Studio 54. 4. Accept the $3,000 and guest host Saturday Night Live. 5. Enter the Miss America Contest - and win. 6. Make a movie with John Travolta and deny rumors of an affair. 7. Interview P.J. O'Rourke. 8. Stop spending so much time at the Roadway. 9. Stop dating men and start dating boys. 10. Go to Hawaii and never return. 11. Get a dog. Dear Lavern. 12. Become very rich. I have a problem. I can't stand my girlfriend. Some­ 13. Get more familiar with O.J. Simpson. times she makes me want to throw up. She's the type 14. Get a better job. that tucks a napkin under my chin when I eat and 15. Begin new research on the sexiest men in LaGuardia. wipes my nose when it runs. She cligs cleaning up after all the gross things that I do. But. the one thing she won't do is ... you know. She says it's too gross. What am 1 gonna do with this chick. MOONER OF THE MONTH - Fed and grossed out

Dear Gross out, You are gross, but I can understand your problem. And. with my great wisdom and compassion I can say. dump her - and go back to your mother. - Lavern

Dear Lavern, I am a typomaniac. It is from typing that I have derive the deepest gratification. I get off on term papers, business letters and even obituaries. I love the feel of typewritter keys beneath my fingers. I want to be a secretary when I grow up. Lavern, I'm a guy also. Am I abnormal? -Concerned typist

DearC.T .. Indeed, you suffer from an unusual fettish. But. Lavern can help you. Just truck on (type on?) down to the Flute office. We always have loads of -typing to be done,.enough to keep two typomaniacs in typo heaven for a long time. But, be cool, you know. - Lavern FLUTE PHOTO 8Y L8.

Dear Lavern, It used to be rockets and rainbows with my hubby. A BROCKWAY m Now it's more Like burnt-out firecrackers and dull colors. Lavern, the thrill is gone. That's why I had an When we /a3t left our heroine, she Wa3 happened. To my s hame and horror. I z affair with the grocery boy, the mail man and the in a perilous predicament. The coffee wet. my panLs. The elevator stopped meter reader. But Lavern, I'm still ctisatisfied. What was scorching her hand, her bladder was s hort and the coffee flew from my hand C should I do? breaking and a stronger with blue (or and splattered the stranger. He stood up - Uptight. over sexed and under fed were they green} eyes was encircling her quickly and stared at me in horror and, with her huge arms. Now. to continue in a voice vaguely reminiscent of Vin· - with this episode of. . A Brockway cent Price, said: "How disgusting.'" z Dear U.O.S.A.U.F .. Ending. Then, he turned and walked off the My, my, you poor dear. Why don't you have an af­ I fell to the Ooor with unexplained elevator. C) fair with your husband. I 'U handle the rest of the guys fears, the strangers arms encircling my - The End, I hope for you. tender young body. And then . .it Sandy Shubert - Lavern 18 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATERT.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i FILM FILM FILM FILM FILM THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER THEATER T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.V. T.\i 'Good-Bye MORE Girl' Review ROOTS, By CYNTHIA T. KAZEN In the Neil Simon tradition The Good­ bye Girl is a Jove story that could only happen in New York. As in most. of his ANYONE ot.her works, Simon uses New York and it.s uniqueness to flavor his mad world. Filming of a 12-hour continuation of Paula McFadden !Marsha Mason) is a Alex Haley's historic family saga Roots young woman in her early thirties, who will begin on April 16. it was announced has aeen much of her We slip past her. by David L. Wolper, who will repeat. as Once a dancer, Paula has gone through a executive producer of Root&: The marriage, divorce and an affair. Aban­ Second Huridred Yftll"s. As was the doned by her lover she and her ten year original this will be a non-fiction ABC old daughter attempt. to put. t.heir lives novel for television. The new product.ion in order. Enter Elliot Garfield. will again be shown on ABC•TV, during Garfield (Richard Dreyfuss) has come 1979 and Stan Marguliea will again be to New York to pursue his acting career. t.he producer. He meet.s Paula when he goes to his Ernest. Kinoy, one of the Emmy newly sub-let. apart.ment. and Paula is Award-winning writers of Root&, has living there. Paula·s ex-lover has sub-let. prepared t.he outline for the full 12 their apart.ment to Garfield without hours. and is also at work on four hours telling her about. it. They decide to share of screenplay. Five other writ.en are p~ the apartment. and that.'s when t.he fun aently at work on screenplays for the begins. new preaent.ation: Walter Doniger, Paula can't tolerate Garfield but. he is Sidney Glass. Richard Wesley, Thad smitten with her daughter. Through a Mumford and John McGreevey. 9eriea of outrageous scenes and event.a Terry Nelson has been named as pro­ the predictable happens: Garfield and duction manager. Roots: Tire Second Paula fall in love. Huridred Years will use additional The story is well written and very stories from the book Roots. 88 well as believably act.ed. Dreyfuss· charisma mat.erial from Haley's new Search, captivates the audience. There were a lot which will be published by Doubleday of good laughs and many quiet chuck.Jes later this year. It. will also encompass in this PG comedy. The movie was very additional research material provided by entertaining and enjoyable. The Haley. not included in his books. Haley Goodby11 Girl is worth lhe trip to the will act as consultant on t.he project, 88 R~ hard Dreyfun and Marsha Mason In the Nell Simon fllm, 'The Good- Bye Girt' movieo. be did on the fin,t pre!!entation. The story will pick up wher-e t.he first Roots ended. with the families of Chicken George and his son Tom as REVIEW: 'A Life In The Theater• t.hey leave Alamance County in Nort.h Carolina for Henning, Tennessee, and A Life In Th11 Theater forgotten his lines, and John was giving will cover the subsequent. generations up Theater de Ly, him hint.a as to what. they were. They through AleI Haley's own life. 121 Christopher StrHt both lose control and start. treating· the The Wolper Organiz.ation. wit.h art patient as if he were a vegetable. director Robert. MacKichan and By PAT OSSA As for the stage setting, I thought it. construction coordinator Harold Broner, Does a life In The Theater, directed by was done very well. The back.st.age was is now building the entire t.own of Gerald Gutienez and writt.en by David where the imaginary audience was loca­ Henning, Tennessee, as a Hollywood set Mammet. real.ly port.ray a life in the ted. If you've never acted in front of a in the Los Angeles area, rather than theater? It. may possibly be so. large audience before, this setting gave return to the actual locat.ions, since There are only two characters in this you an idea as to what. it must. be like to Henning today looks little as it. did in play: Robert.. port.rayed by Peter Evans, be on stage. You can't see the audience the late 180(fs. All filming of the 12 who represent.a the younger generation, for it is just too dark to see out there hours will t.herefore take place in South· and John. played by Ellis Rabb. who re­ {this is because t.he stage light.a hit. t.he ern California. and is expected to present.a the older generation. Together. actors eyes directly!. The only things oont.inue through November, 1978. in t.his play, the two act in a variety of you can see are the exit signs on each Root&, winner of nine Emmy Awards. theater productions. The audience seea aisle, with their red light.s glowing became the most. watched television Lhem from t.he start of a production: at. brightly. program in the history of the medium. rehearsals. in the dressing room and When the performance ia over. the and a major success in book form as finally. out.on the stage, where the critics actors bow to t.he imaginary audience as well earning for it.a aut.hor, Alex Haley. will be watching. the curtain comes down. Then we see the Pulitzer Prize among many other Before each performance. we see the them backstage. remarking on one honors. It. is an international success, actors gett.ing dressed in their dressing anothers perfortnance. We, again, see too. with more translations recorded in a room, which is located on the right side what really goes on backstage. single year than any other book in it.s of the stage. Though I was quite fortu­ A Life In The Theater could just as first. year of publication, a tot.al of 23 nate to be seated in the orchestra well end up on Broadway. The two languoges. section. it. was a bit uncomfortable. I character play was brilliantly performed. The first television mini-series has also didn't. know whether I should look up at. It was humorous and entertaining. The been a spectacular success overseas. It. the actors while they were dressing in actors who port.rayed the actors were has been sold in 33 countries. It is the on stage dressing room. or at t.he back well choeen for t.heir parts. breaking audience viewing records oft.he man·• head who was aeated in front Though not. being Pat Collins, but Pat. where ever it bas played. and has ofme. Oasa. I would give a life In The Theat11r earned staggering amount.a in !yndica· After t.he dressing room ecene the a rating of 8. I wonder- if Pat. Collins tion through Warner 81'09. Television actors. portraying doctors. Robert. had ELLIS RABB AND PETER EVANS would agree. Distribution.

Everyone is invit~ to enter the compet­ LiGkTs, CAMERA, AcTioN ition. 8mm, 16mm and video works are KEEP THOSE CAMERAS ROLLING ! accepted. For more information, contact The deadline has been extended th rough April Mary Pat Kelly in Room M117. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 111 USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI USIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSI LAG CHOIR APPEARS AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER Sounds of "Jingle Bells" echoed across 50 additional people had to be turned the glassy ice of the rink at Rockefeller away at Lhe door because of lack of Center just before Christ.mas H the 65· space.I voice LaGuardia Community College Highlights of the campus program in­ Choir gathered under the boughs of t.he cluded solos by Veronica Lewis, "O huge Christmas tree to sing carols for Holy Night'° with violin obbligato by noon-time shoppers and busincsa people Or. George L. Groman; Dcrreck Bell, on their lunch break. "Go, Tell IL On the Mounl.ain:" and A crowd estimated to be between five Claxton Smith. ''The Birthday of a and six hundred heard such old-time King." favorii.es as "O Come. All Ye Faithful," The LaGuardia Gospel Ensemble Silent Night·· and the "Carol of the made a special appearance on the ChrisL• Bell11." Spontaneous applause burst out ma5 program. Directed by Veronica for Lorri Smith's rendit.ion of White Lewi5 and organized by James Grimes, Christmas.·· and solo!! by Roger Arnold the Gruipel F;n5emble perfOt'med such !"Midwinter") and RuH Bryant ('"Sane· favorites as "Gone Up Yonder"" and tus") were also joyously received. A stir­ "Take Me Back." ring performance of t.he Hallelujah Other choral selections on the Chorus from Handel's "Meniah'" program included "Fanfare for Christ­ climaxed the exciting program. mas Day," "Do You Hear What I Earlier, the LaGuardia Choir, under Hear?" "Deck the Halls." "O Come, 0 the direction of Mi5s Alayna Perry. had Come, Emanuel," " Ding Dong MerTily given a program on Lhe college campus On High.'' and the gospel tunes Soon - "Celebra Lions or the Season" - which and Very Soon," and "Changed." MUSIC MAN: Ex-LaGuardia Choir member, Luis Macia, sings up a played to a Standing Room Only The Choir was accompanied by Miss audience of about 250 people (more Lhan storm at his pre-New Year's Eve Party. FLUTE PHOTO BY LB. Delores Mondrell. PORGY AND BESS ROCK AND ROLi QUIZ By ROSEANN BUFALINO TO OPEN AT LAG l So far, all of CHICAGO'a albums A. Bob Dylan TRUE OR FALSE: America 'a besL•loved and moat popular have had the same form in tJtlea. How 8. Joan Baez 16. STEVE HOWE ia a opera, George Gershwin's Porgy cuid are t heU' lps named? C. Joni Mitchell her of YES. F Beu. opens a three-day run al LaGuardia A. Alphabetically D. Jim.iHendrix 17. The Bottom Llneia the Community College on March 7th. PT& 8. By the cities they·ve toured name of a harbor. T or F duced by the Music Department. and C. Numerically IO. During BOB DYLAN's last U.S. 18. STEVIE NICKS i• an early featuring Lwo ucepLionally t.alented D. By zodiac signs tour, be: bad a very talented back-up morning D.J. Tor F band called: casts which alternate performances, the 2. The fir1t group that PETER opera tell!!I the tragic love story of the A. Rolling St.ones FRAMPTON profet1&ionally performed 8. Monkees FILL lN THE CORRECT ANSWER: crippled Porgy who falls for the beautiful. with waa caJled: capricious Bess. C. Genesis 19. NEIL YOUNG'• neweat al· A. Hen! D. Rolling Thunder Revue hum ls called ______Porgy, a poor, crippled beggar, lives in 8. Alive and Kickin · 20. THE BEATLES made their Cat.fish Row, Soulh Carolina. (Porgy is C. 1910 Fruitgum Co. 11. Before LINDA married PAUL finit appearance In the U.S. in 19_ sung alternate.ly by Stanley J. Harring­ D. Turt.les. MCCARTNEY, s he was m06t famou11 for t.hisprofetl&ion; ton and Derreck Bell.I To this tenement 3. This very talented female pttformer comes Besa, a looee,living woman, with A. Lawyer MATCH EACH GROUP has recently re-released • song made 8. Dance hall girl her protec!,.Qr. Crown. (The role of Bess popular by the ROLLING STONES, PERFORMER WITH THEIR ALBUM C. Photographer will be sung by Lorri Smith and Veronica 21. Fleetwood Mac A. "Anytime, called. Tumbling Di'ce. She ia: O. Hairdresser Lewis; Crown by Regina.Id Shelt.on and A. Patti Smith Anywhere" Bruc-eMaek.l 8. Suzi Quatro 12. Who wrote the legendary, Stray Cat 22. Neil Young 8. "J.T.'" Blues7 ln a fight. Crown kills one of Lhe men, C. Linda Ronsl.adL 21. 11K BAb~ C. "American St.an: A. Johnny Wi nter and Bess Lakes refuge from the police D. Joni Mitchell & Bars" 8 . Rick Derringer with Porgy. Soon she grows Lo Jove him 24. Jamee Taylor ,D. "Rumors" 4. What Rock group disguisea them· C. Rolling Stones for his warmth and kindness. and ehe is 25. Rita Coolidge E. "Broken Heart'' &elvea by wearing heavy white makeup? D. Be Bop Deluxe slowly accepted by the neighbor women. A. Average White Banet However, during a picnic al Kittiwah l• B. Queen 13. PAUL RODGERS. or BAD MATCH EACH PERFORMER WITH land, she is abducted by Lhe evil Crown, C. Scarlett Rivers Band COMPANY fame, once &ang with thia THEIR RESPECTIVE GROUP: but finally eludes him to return to Porgy. D. Kiss bend In the 60'11: A. Cream 26. Geezer Butler A. Wingii 5. Who WU the host or the Rock A great storm arises, and the folk of B. Free 'l7. ChriaMcVie 8 . Moody Blues Awards pttt1ent..tion thia year? Catfish Row are certain Crown has been C. The Herd 28. Jon Anderson C. The Baby5 A. Elt.on John lost. but he sneaka back. attempting Lo 0. Mountain 29. Juatin D. Runaways kill Porgy. Porgy summona his strength 8 . AliceCooper Haywud C. Lindsey Buckingham 14. Some previous member11 of the and insteed kills Crown. When he is 30. Cherrie Cvrrie E. Bad Company taken away by Lhe police, Bess is D. Peter Frampton STEVE MILLER BAND have formed their own band, they call themaelve9: 31. John Waitt.a F. Fleetwood Mac tempted by Sportin' Life - the local 6. CRAWLER is the name or a: 32. Paul G. Blad< Sabboth "pusher" - to go to New York with him. A. KKi Dynamite A. Rock magazine B. Re, McCartney Both muaic and action then mount to 8. Bug publication C. The Babya 33. Carl Palmer H. Frampt.on's fever pitch as the final acenes of the opera C. Rock group D. Spectrum 34. Rick Willa: Camel unfold. 0. houseplant 35. Paul Rodgers I. Yes 15. The: FACES had a veey famo11.11 lead J. Emerson, Lake Porgy and Beu ia being produced and 7. PattiSmith ia: singer, named: &Pabner staged by Or. Nick Rossi, Coordinator of A. A Charlie Brown cartoon character. A. David Bowie Music. and is being conducted by Alayna B. DeeJsy 8. Rod St.ewarL Perry, Direct.or of Vocal Music. who is C. Punk Rocker C. Neil Young Answersonpage23 also responsible for mueical preparation 0. C.P.A. D. Chris Squire of t he opera. Orchestrations are by 8. Dave Mason was formerly with the Michael Rod, Director of Instrument.al band caJled: Music at the college. A. Mason Jars The SO-voice LaGuard.ia Community 8. Traffic KEEF .ON KEEFING ON Al Aviation High Srhool - 0,.ittm Blvd. ,111 361h S1 . LK on THURSDAY. FEB 16, 8 pm College Choir will MrVe as the chorua for C.Cn>am Tickets: S1 Gmn-,111 Audifflct . . . S I Studtn!J the opera. and the pit orchestra is made D. Fleetwood Mac. Sponsortd by STUOENT ACTMTIES CO\\MITTEE ol LaGu.lrdia Community Colltgt up of mu1iciana eelected from the 9. Who wrote the cluakal aong of the LaGuardia Community College Band. 00'.., " WOOOSTOCKT'' FOR INFORMATION AND RESEVERATIONS, CONTACT: 616 -5 59◄ / 5 / 6 20 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT AITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITTAITT ROBERT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS FRANK Photos on Exhibit

On January 10th, 1A.Guardi4's Art Gallery, a hopefully penna.nent campus facility, opened its doors for a twenty-five photo, v:hibit of work by Robert Prank.. Running from the 10th through tM 30th, the exhibition was uiaited by many of the Colkge Community and people from aurrounding areas. Robert Frank was born in Zurich in 1924, In 1945 he moved t.o New York City, where he worked on the staff of Haprer's Bazaar and did freelance photography. In 1955 Frank became the finit non-American to be awarded a Guggenheim Fellowship. Touring the United Stat.es on his fellowship (1956-57) he recorded his impressions creating a personal, biting and 90metimes cynical document of American life. In 1959 Frank published his work in Paris (Les Americains) and shortly afterward a small American edition was released (The Americans, Grove Press. 1959). The book was destined to become a classic of contemporary photography. It has 9erved as an inspirational model for countle89 photographers. After publishing the book, Frank gave up still photography t.o concentrate on film­ maki.ng. Today the importance of Frank's photographs is apparent.. When we look at them we are confronted with uncompromising honesty. The visual impact of these images needs no expla­ nation. The appraisal that Jack Kerouac offers in his introduction to The A~ri­ cans suffices: "To Robert. Frank I now give this message; 'You got eyes.' .. Kerouac wrote: "Robert Frank, Swiss, unobstrusive, nice, with that little camera that he raised. and snaps with one hand he sucked a sad poem right out of America into film, taking rank among the tragic poets of the world." Twenty-five photographs in this exhibit were selected from The Ameri­ can., and are part of the traveling ex­ A lew months ago, Bruce Brooks underwent a grueling, hour.long Interview for the Flute. A faulty Interview tape made it Impossible hibition program dtstributed by George to decipher all of Mr. Brook's peBrfs of wisdom and the Interview never went to press. However, we still think he deserves a bit ol Eastman House, Rochester, New York. recognlllon. Among his many credits, Bruce is a regular faculty contributor 10 the Flute, advisor to the Fine Art Club, technician !or the Art Department and an adjunct art Instructor as well. PHOTO BY NEil TRAGER -Neil Trager Michael Sullivan Dancers at LaGuardia

The troupe consisted of Mr. Sullivan pieces were "Flying", "Little of Thia, Sullivan and his troupe as it was for By MARY MCAREE and Kevin Keenan of London, who has Little of That," "Drama 11," "I'm me. My belief is that modem dance is On December 1st. I had lhe pleasure been with the troupe since its very con­ OK,I You're . . .'' "Dorian Gray Slept now taking a futuristic tum for the of viewing a modem dance performance ception. Also in the troupe was last but Here." There was a brief intermission best, or perhaps it has done so already given by the Michael Sullivan Dance by no means least. Ma. Michaele in between to allow for the ingestion of and I am just a little slow in realizing Company. The event was sponsored by Sallade who is just as exotic in her cooling refreshments to relieve some of it. Last of all I'd like to commend the SAC and was held in the recreation dance form as her name is spelled. Ms. the mental and emotional numbness Drama Club, Mary Pat. and certainly room. The coordination of the event Sallade, a graduate of North Carolina that had immobilized some of the parti• SAC. Hopefully they will promote more was handled by the Drama Club under School of Art, joined the troupe in cipanta like myself. cultui'al events like this again at La­ the supervision of their advisor, Mary April of 1977. Mr. Sullivan himself Guardia. Because it is the awakening of As the event progressed to the final Pat Kelly. studied in London as a graduate of the sleeping souls like myself who spread depths of its richness, I suddenly reali• This was the first time I had ever the need for more . Rambert School of Ballet, which should zed that these very creatures of seen a modem dance performed at all, make him more than qualified as a eloquence, making all of this look so Special tidbit and thanks to the men let alone by professionals. Ae a result choreographer-dancer. very easy. were product.s of many hard inA.V. of this tremendous experience I am now The program of events were divided spent hours and years of work in one of a firm believer in making first impres­ int.o five parts, equally performed in the This program was funded by SAC the highest forms of art. sions count. I was impressed. I found unprecedence excellence and flowing and is presented by the Theatre/ Media the experience most enlightening and motion that one comes to expect from I only hope that the reward of these Club in association with the Recreation extremely entertaining. a performance such as this. The dance performances was as much for Mr. Program. FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 21

Stop by the Flute Office, located in the rear of the Sony Cafeteria. Or drop a note in the Flute mailbox in room MB122

Or call us at 784-6881 22 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • FEBRUARY 1978 RECREATION AT LAGUARDIA

The following is a listing of non-credit workshops offer• ed by the recreation department. Students may participate any number of hours or days as their schedule permits.

Intramural Contests

Wr1stwrestling ...... Wed, (Jan. 25-26) Backgammon ...•...•• Wed, (Feb.1) Pie Eating ••.•.•.•.... Wed, (Feb.22) Physical Fitness ...... Tue, Feb.28) 60 Second Lay-Ups ..•.. Tue, (March 7)

Ogen Recreation Instructional Actlvltle• open to students and staff on a drop In ba•I•. Workshops Basketball 8:30 AM-9:45 PM Basketball . . . . Sat, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM Volleyball ...... • • • • . . • ...... • • ...... Mon, 8:30 AM-9:30 AM Gymnastics (all levels)...... Mon, Tue, Thur, 10:40-11:50 AM Volleyball . • . ... Tue, 12:00-2:30 PM Gymnastics (all levels) ...... Mon, Tue, Thur, 12:00-1:10 PM Volleyball. ... Thur, 7:00-8:20 PM Gymnastics...... Mon, Tue, Thur 1:20-2:30 PM Volleyball. . • • . . ... Sat, 9:00-10:00AM Gymnastics (all levels) . Tue, 4:00-5:10 PM Gymnastics (all levels)...... Tue, 5:20-6:30 PM Soccer •... . .••....••.••• Mon, 6:40• 7:50 PM Gymnastics (all levels) .. . . Frl, 2:40-3:50 PM Soccer ... Thur, 7:20-3:00 PM Gymnastics (all levels)...... Fri, 4:00-5:10 PM

Badminton.... • •••..••.•...•....•...... Mon, 8:30-9:30 AM Physical Fitness Wt. Control. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri, 1:00-2:00 PM Badminton ...... Tue, 12:40-2:00 PM Physical Fitness Wt. Control. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri, 1:20-2:30PM Badminton...... Thur, 7:00-8:20 PM Physical Fitness Wt. Control. .... Mon, Tue, Thur 4:00-5:10PM Badminton. . Sat. 9:00-10:00AM Karate ....•.•...•.••..•..•.•...•.••.••.• Thur, 10:40•11:50AM Table Tennis •.•...••.• Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri, 8:30 AM-9:45 PM Karate . . . Fri, 1 :20-2:30PM Table Tennis ...... Sat, 9:00AM-5:00 PM Weightlifting ...... Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri, 8:30-AM-9:45 PM Weight Training & Lifting •..•..• Mon, Tue, Thur, 4:00-5:10 PM Weightlifting...... Sat, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM Tennis ....•...... •....•.••.••...••.... Tue, 4:00-5:00 PM Tennis . . . .. Fri, 4:00•6:00 PM

Family recretlon Saturday 9:00 AM-12:00 Noon Recreation for Disabled: (Open to Facuttr, 8taff, Alumni and tttelr tamlll••I a) Daily By Appointment b) Saturday 9:00 AM to 12:00 Noon

Day Care...... •. Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, 9:30-10:30AM Day Care...... Fri, 11:00-12:00 PM Day Care Mon, Thur, 3:00-4:00 PM

Continuing Education (Inquire at Room MB 331

Sllmnastlcs .•••.•.•..••••••.•••••. Mon, 6:20-7:40 PM

Tennis I •...... •...... •..•...• Tue, Thur, 6:20· 7:50 PM Tennis I...... Sat, 10:00-11:20AM

Tennis II...... Tue. Thur, 6:00-9:30AM Tennls II ...... • • • . • . • • . • . • • . . ... Sat, 11:30-1:00 PM

Yoga .•..•..•.•...•....•.•..•.•••..•...•• Tue, 6:20-7:50 PM

Karate ....•...... ••.•••••••. .. Wed, 6:20-7:50 PM

Belly Dancing ....•...... •..••••.••.• Thur, 6:20-7:50 PM FEBRUARY 1978 • FIORELLO'S FLUTE • 23 The Student X-Change EEWAitE: COLLEGE DitUG POLICY Send Your Item to THE FLUTE Office for Inclusion tn Our Ne1tt Edition M AN A GEMEN T TECHNIQUES WILL EE ENFCitCED MOVIE (TICKET) DISCOUN T CA RDS 501. dlsrount at all Cinema 5 theaters. FOR WOMEN LaGuardia Community College has drug involved and the manner in Durable plastic card costs only 25¢. Where are you going ln your lob? This adopted a strict policy regarding the un· which the violation occurred. valid for one school year-can be used 0 lawful possession, sale or purchase of 3. Serious ca&e6 involving sall!fl or pos­ almost unllmltedly, for anyone with La­ ~~ul~~:i~ ~r;:~;;i:~~ r:i~~~ I;~~~ Guardia l.D. card. Available In Business be on management skllls and organlza­ drugs. The full text of this policy may session of large amount.a will be Office at the L&. r Bulldlng, Room 214: tlonal survlval skills for women. Regis­ be found in the Student Handbook. reJerttd to the 108th Police Precinct Monday. 10:30- 12, I :20-4. Tuesday. ter March 6 - 17 for April classes!! For The following is a summary of our for criminal fiction. 1: 20- 4 . Wednesday. 10: 30- 2:30. further Information. call (212) 626· drug policy and an outline of our proce­ 4. Leu serious C85e9 will be i88ued a Thursday. 10,40-12, I :20-2:30. Friday, sass. dures regarding violations. summons and referred to the Student 9 - 12, 1-2:30. Hurry while they las1I It lNIOY A. NINI DAY PARTY this taster All members of the College Communi­ faculty Review Bo.rd for disposition. THE nNE ART CLUB break ln Daytona. Miami Beach or Ft. ty are expected to abide by the College Such referrals can results in acquittal, mee1s Wednesday at 12 noon In Room Lauderdale. Includes transportation, Code of Conduct. admonition, warning, censure, proba­ 237. For more Information contact hotel and day In Disney World from only LaOuardia Community College will tion, suapenaion or expulsion from Sandy or Marina at 626-8505 or Inquire SI 28 (excluding tax) or rry to Jamaica. not protect members of t.he College the College. Puerto Rico. or Lauderdale from only ln the S.A.C. office, Room M 122. fl. Community from prosecution under the Past refettal.s to the Student Faculty S259 (excluding tax). Includes fllghts. law for possession, We or puchase of POSITIONS AVAILABLE transfers, and hotels. HURRY! limited Review Board have resulted in very We need writers. reporters, humorists, space available. Call Jeff at 934-1822 or drugs declared illegal by Federal or strict penalties. They are usually sus­ photographers and artists to toln the 986-0840. If not In please leave State laws (Heroin, Cocaine. Marijuana, pensions or expulsion from t.he College. nute staff. Meetings are held on Wed:.. message. Barbituat.es, etc.). • Presence in or around the College during nesdays at I :20 (during club hours) in The following is in force at the a period of suspension or expulsion can the nute office, located In the rear of BOSTON! College: and has resulted in charges of Criminal the Sony cafeteria. Good experience YOU GUlSSlD We made II. The bus m 1. Any member or the College Commu­ Trespass or Disorderly Conduct. with opportunity for advancement. For will leave from In front of the main nity pos­ The College cannot serve as a sanc­ more information, call 784-6881. drop building. We wlll meet ln the main lobby, found t.o be selling, buying, by the office, or leave message in mall­ by the murals at 4:00 am Saturday sessing or using Illegal drugs on tuary and will not insulate its members bolt In Room M 122. February, ZS . Tickets on sale now campua will be eeeorted to the Se­ from t.he consequences of illegal acts. S I 0.00. All Invited. First come 1st curity OUice. 1.D. card must be The College Community is encouraged EVENING STUDENTS served. Contact Bruce Brooks In Room presented when requested by to obtain information and assist.ance in Join the Adult Student Association. m227. Security. Failure to do so is a Vioi..­ the area of drug abuse and use at the Contact Leslle Curtis at 626- SS 12 / I 3. tJon of·Code. Human Development Center, the Col­ The orrrce of the Department of Opera• 2. Each individual violation llrill be eva· lege's atudentrto-student education and EXEIOSE AND DANCE tlorial Services has relocated from MB46 luated as t.o the type and amount of counseling program, or from the staff. taught by Sunday Tyner: Sllmnastic.s. to Ml I 4 In the Main Bulldlng. However, 1:00- 2:00 Monday, Tuesday, Thursday 1.0.'s and 1.0. validations. can be ob­ and Friday. lazz / Ballet, 4,00-5: 10 tained In the office adjacent 10 the matn Tuesday and Thursday. Art classes meet security desk In the lobby of the bulld­ In the exercise room. Tights and Leo­ lng. Remember to bring your green Extended Day Workshops tards required. bursar receipt for Immediate service. A 8l!:ries of Workshops are being offered during the Winter Quarter 1978 for the Ex­ tended Day Student. These workshops are geared to those Extended Day Students who are interested in career improvement and development and/or in getting a job. HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO THE All Workshops Are Held In Room SB 35. The Workshops include t.he following topics: • Effective Resume Writing. How to properly write a resume, incorporating both ROCK AND ROLL QUIZ your prim-experience and future goals. Timeofferect Wedne:9day. March lat. 6:40 p.m. • Interviewing Teehn.iq uet1. What to expect from the interviewer. How to make a Which Appears on Page 19 positive impression, etc. Time offered: Wednetday, February 15th. 6:40 pm and Monday, March 6th, 6:40 pm. 1.- C-So far, oJJ of Chicago', album, 18. Fabe (Stevie Nie/ts is a singing • J ob Search Slrilla. How to read the classified ada. How to answer ads. How to find lu:we been titled by Romon "umerals. member of Fleetwood Mac.) unadvertised jobs. Time offered: Tuesday. February 21st. 6:40 pm and Tuesday, 2.- A -Peter Frampto" first per­ March 7th, 6:40 pm. formed with th-e Herd, and soon started FILL IN his long trelt to fame. 19. Neil Young newest album& is called 3.- C - Linda Ronstadt has ma.ch "American Star, & Bars" which ''Tumblfog Dice" famous once again features the hit song, "You Are lilte a NEED HELP? with her superb styk. Hurricane" .C.- D -The rock group KISS is 20. The Beaele& ltuided in America for Something Getting You Down? famous for always wearing makeup on s their first U.S appecll'"CUl« on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964, tage tu well as off. 5.- D -Peter Frampton was the host, MATCHING PERFORMERS W ITH along with Olivia Newton John as th-e THEI R ALBUMS. hostess. 21-D. 6.- C -Crawler is th-e name of a new 22-C: and soon to be popular Roclt band. 23-E. 7.- C -Patti Smith is a respt!Cted 24 - B. Punk Roell.er although ,he likes to be 25-A. known as a poet. 8.- B -Dave Mason was formerly MATCHING PERFORMERS WITH with th-e legerrdary balad, TRAFFIC THE IR GROUPS: 9.- C - Woodstoclt was written and 26-G. 31 -C. performed by Joni Mitch-ell especially for 'l:1-F. 32-A. tM Woodstock Concert in 1969. 28-J. 33- J . 10.- D -Bob Dylan tourttl. with th-e 29-B. 34-H. Reiling Thunder Revue. 30.-D. 35-E. 11.- C -Lmda McCartMy wo.., fo.mous in Mr own right as a photograph-er. In fact, tho.ts how they met, while she was SCORING attending and photographing one of his 35-30 PERFECT SCORING. I'm aony ATTENTION ADULT STUDENTS conceru. that this quiz wasn't challenging enough As you are perhaps aware. the evening ASA cannot function eHeetively 12.- C -Stroy Cot Blue, a famous for you. ~hus n1U1tber was written !Jy the Rolling students are not participating in the without the help of the evening students. Stone,. 29-24 VERY GOOD. You keep younNtlf various ac::tivities relative to your activity It must be operated by the students. for 13.- B -Paul Rodgers sang with Pree. pretty much up to date. fees. ASA is trying to obtain the follow­ the students. We need all t.he support One of their most popular songs was 23-18 PRE1TY BAD. You'd better buy ing for the evening students. and we that we can get. "AlugatKen." a subscription to "CREEM.'" would like to have your views on this, The Adult Student AHociation is along with any suggestions that you may planning a trip to historic Smithville in 14.- A ~x-Steve Miller bond member 17-12 DISGRACEFUL! You'd better have formed a funAy soul band caJ1ed have: New Jersey on the 20th of February, buy a subscription to EVERY music. • A spring trip to Great Adventures. 1978. The visit will include a smorgas­ "Kid Dynamite." publication ever made . .. HURRY! 15.- B -Rod Stewtirt sang with Faces • A bowling club, soccer, basketball. etc. bord meal and a tour through s winery. until recently. 12-under You must have realiu!d after • Activating the radio for braodcasting. For Adult Student Association struggling through t he fourth question • Reception for the graduating students. members. the trip will coat 11.00. For TRUE OR FALSE: that this wasn't a dating aervice ques­ We have been successful in obtaining other's interested.115.00. For more infOl'­ 16.Th,, tionaire. Oh well. better luck next time. an office of our own. We need volunteers mation, contact ASA President John 17. False (Its the name of a club where Just quickly flip the page and your to run the orfice, and to distribute theater Daly in Room M133 or Faculty Advisor performers appew.) friends will never know . tickets. · Leslie Curtis at626-5512. CALENDAR OF EVENTS MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY --====:;;'1r~----1:-4-:1--"';""'.'-::::::=:-t--MO-V-IE-""".1:-6:-t,:;.-:-~:=:;::"f'"-----'11

C rc;~;:.~:':,~~~~:ln j ::, PLAY a: Traditional K .. P on K ••ping On m Valentin•• 8-10 pm, Alflatlon HS Day Ill VALENTINE IL Flute Celebration 20 21 22 23 24 25 WASHINGTON CONCERT Karen Bunin Sand BIRTHDAY 1 :30-IS pm, Rec. Room CELEBRATED PLAY TRIP NoCl••••• MOVIE FLUTE MEETING MOVIE Timbuktu l'ln• Art Club trip to 8oaton. 8even Upa 1:30-2:30, office In,_, Seven Up• Marie Hell/nger Theatre Departure: IS am from 1:/l0-3:50, 8140 of hny Cafeteria 1:/l0-3:50, 8140 Ticket• available In rm. f 22 LaOuardl•

28 PLAYFAIR 1 2 ::z: Oymn••lum 1:/l0-3:30 MOVIE u Claudine a: JAZZ CONCERT 1:20-3:50, 8140 l'ln• Art Club MOVIE ◄ IS-B pm, Slcyllght a,_ VOICE CONCERT Claudine I: LaQuardla Voice Cl••• 1:/l0-3:50, 8140 FLUTE MEETING 7:30 pm, lllualc Studio M128 1:30-/l:30 7 8 9

MOVIE MOVIE Chinatown FLUTE MEETING Chinatown 1:20-3:ISO, 8140 1:30-/l:30pm 1:.20°3:tSOpm PORGY AND BESS PORGY AND BESS PORGY AND BESS PORGY AND BESS 7:30 pm, Mua/c Studio f 28 2 pm, Mua/c Studio 128 7:30 pm, Afua/c Studio 128 1:30pm