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Vol. L Madison College, Harrlsonburg, Va., Friday, February 8,1914 No. 31 Thurber Is Alive And Well By CINDI CARNEY / •In the woods of the Far West, the downfall of the bear In this Colonel Johnston was the un- there was a bear who could particular episode and Wln- fortunate Union Soldier who either take it or leave it,* dom told the sad-sweet story 'flitted through the dark Vir- was the suggestive opening of of the alchololc bear who fail- ginia countryside at night* as one of James Thurber's tales. ed Just as miserabley trying to he was caught stark naked dur- With a sly smile and a preg- succeed without alcohol as he ing a raid by Mosby's riders In nant pause, William Wlndom had failed when he had always Fairfax, Va. Colonel Johnston continued his narrative to the been under Its influence. "The unwittingly found himself hid- pleasure of an over-capacity moral," Wlndom paused for a ing underneath a toilet seat in crowd in Wilson Hall, Tuesday moment and the audience hus- the local outhouse as he "wai- night, February 5. Alcohol was hed, 'It's better to fall flat on ted until all of Mosby's soldi- your face, rather than lean ov- ers had gone." Howefer, "It er too far backwards.* gets better" he added as the News The one-man show Tuesday laughing audience clapped with night was chiefly a series of approval. Windom continued to fourteen humourous skits wri- tell the audience that at a rec- Briefs tten by James Thurber and dr- ent performance at another ***On Tuesday, Feb. 5, Pres- amatized by William Wlndom. university, a girl In the front ident Nixon froze the price As the spotlight focused on the row who had been giggling all of dlesel fuel at Its current stage at the beginning of the through the story had to be dr- level and promised that performance, a lone figure, agged out because she was ne- truckers would receive all fuel seemingly engrossed In his arly hysterical with laughter. necessary to overcome the work at a typewriter, looked "I found out later she was Col- present strike. Over 42 states up to confront the audiece with onel Johnston's great-great- have been affected by the some private philosophy. Wln- grandaughter." strike so far, and truckers dom, clad in white socks, lo- The performance ended with still working have taken to afers, a visor cap and an old the well-known "Secret Life arming themselves for pro- shirt and vest, stroUed around of Walter Mltty* which was qu- tection from striking to the center of the stage and ickly acknowledged by the au- truckers. sat on the desk to introduce dience even as Wlndom began ♦♦♦The Joint Committee on himself to the audience. the first line. Wlndom skill- Internal Revenue Taxation Is This set the atmosphere for fully shifted from the chara- very likely on the verge of an evening of enjoyment as the cter Mltty's world of fantasy to announcing that President audience responded warmly to his reluctant world of reality. Nixon was Incorrect in .taking Wlndom's characterizations. Wlndom portrayed the self- a $576,000 deduction for his Spiked with the wit of Thur- centered sea-captain and his vice presidential papers on ber's endless comical images, obsequious first officer; the his. 1969 income tax. White Wlndom dramatized the stor- brilliant and redeeming doctor House aides say that Mr. ies as if he were simply re- with his anxious nurse; and Nixon has "reconciled" him- telling a personal experience. the calm, assured defendent self to that decision. And, as he was obviously en- Continued on Page 5 Foreign Affairs Joying himself, he achieved a ♦"♦Secretary of State Henry strong rapport with his list- Kissinger Is scheduled to go eners as he moved about the SGA Discusses to Moscow next month to pre- stage, relating his tales. pare for a second summit con- Most of the stories Involved Dormitory ference between world leaders the personification of animals. Richard Nixon and Leonid Wlndom drew a long face as he played the detective blood-ho- Winiam Wlndom performs one of his many entertaining Brezhnev. skits as James Thurber before a full house on Tuesday ♦♦♦The State Department re- und whose philosophy was "He By CAROL LEMPE night in Wilson Hall. Photo by Morgan vealed this week that Henry who hunts and runs away, lives Last Wednesday night, SGA Kissinger is in the process of to hunt another day.* In anot- Senators witnessed a new ph- negotiating a new agreement her story, Wlndom was the sh- enomenon In the weekly Stud- with Panama concering the ocked scientist who discover- ent Government meeting: visi- New Radiation Device Panama Canal. This agree- ed a talking lemming. In res- tors. The meeting was held as ment will put an end to long- ponse to the man's inquiry of usual within the confines of Se- standing bitterness on the part why lemmings run to the sea nate Chambers, but an inter- By NED LEONARD Uses in research and In- of Panamanian officials by and drown themselves, the esting change in the setting co- The Physics department has dustry for this meter are un- limited. To measure the a- signing over, on a gradual lemming shot back, "I always nsisted of a crowded room fill- recently acquired a new type mount of radiation to which basis, control of the running wondered why Man doesn't do ed with concerned people. of radiation detector that is someone is exposed as an ato- and upkeep of the canal. The that.* Some of the stories re- Most of the new additions to only one of a few in the state document also provided for sembled Aesop's fables, amo- the meeting were dormitory of Virginia. mic reactor worker for in- stance, the present method Increased U.S. payments to ng the m the story of the fox who presidents. Their primary co- The Thermolumlnescent is to have him wear a small the government of Panama outwitted the crow by making ncern seemed to rest with the Dosimeter works on a dif- piece of photographic film for use of their land. the crow talk about himself. acceptance of a newlyoevelop- ferent principle than present while working. The radia- Watergate The moral... "It was true In ed SGA Constitution which has systems for measuring radia- tion exposes the film and be- ♦♦♦Superior Court Judge Gor- Aesop's time as now, no en pr- been under consideration sin- tion. Chips of lithium flou- comes visible when developed. don Ringer has sent a travel aises you as well as thou." ce the beginning of the year. As ride or some other thermo- The college uses this method voucher In the amount of However, human nature was a result of several meetings lumlnescent material are ex- now but it is expensive and $790.48 to "The honorable just as much a subject in Wln- with dorm presidents Involved cited by radiation from the takes time. The lithium flou- Richard M. Nixon, a resident dom's performance as he gave in the Inter-Dorm movement, area to be measured. The ride chips may be reused and of the White House, Wash- a few hints to the husband sea- a few of the alterations of the chips release this stored ington, D.C." The voucher rching for an old rag in his Constitution are as follows: energy in the form of light can be checked on campus with the machine. accompanied a subpeona to wife's bedroom, holding a gre- 1. The allowance of one re- when heated, hence the name testify at the trials of John asy hubcap, "Remember, the thermo-luminescent. The Another project will be to presentative from each dorm, place the chips around an area, D. Erlichman and other for- wife's dressing table is sacred five representatives from off- light given off by the chips such as the X-ray room at the mer White House aides. The ground." campus, one representative is picked up by a photosensi- voucher covers the cost of a Perhaps the funniest story tive device that changes mis hospital. They will then be round-trip coach class airfare was set in the background of Continued on Page 5 light to electricity so it can put In the dosimeter and the ticket. Virginia during the Civil War. be measured. Continued on Page 5 r • /
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Editorial And p.s.. 2,3.4 Opinion Page
Article/Controversy Condemnation of ree Speech Dear Editor: Mr. Snead's recent letter pllment change. But again, to "The Breeze" was quite Mr. Snead seems to feel that distressing. His Insinuation he has a monopoly on the that the College Republicans "right answers" for running ' / have no right to speak out on the government. His vote a controversial issue demon- was right, everyone else Is strates an attitude that is wrong. This type of attitude quite determental to a free persisted In many states, un- state—that Is the condem- fortunately they were all to- nation of free speech. By talitarian such as Hitler's being a political active or- Germany or Stalin's Russia. ganization, the College Re- It is Important that every publicans not only have the student sees through this type right to make their views of appeal, for as long as there know, they have an obliga- is political dissent on the tion to the student body. Fur- Madison campus, such as that thermore, they must try to see between the College Repub- their ideas reflected In Wash- licans and the Young Demo- government representatives crats, this type of state will of their beliefs. Likewise, not come to America. Stu- the Republicans recognize that dents of both parties can and if their views are not sup- do disagree without animosity. ported by the majority, they It is important to respect your will abide by that decision adversaries for this Is the way and work with the majority constructive legislation is in an effort to make the na- built. You don't get "sick tion better. This Is the way of them" as Mr. Snead does. the A merle an system operates Finally, Mr. Snead Ignored and It is by these prlniclples the basis of the Republican that the College Republicans resolution. The club main- and the Young Democrats tained that President Nixon operate. was Innocent of all wrong letters* Dissent is a valuable thing doing in the Watergate affair, In America; it can be con- not see any grounds for im- structive and a way to lm- peachment. However, If one Continued on Page 4 A Young Democrat's Reply
Dear Editor: Publi»h«d by tht StvtUnt Body of Modiwn Coll«g«, Horrijonburg, Vo. I am writing In response to ough he has openly abused his ident Nixon would possess the REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY Mr. Jack Snead's letter of office, he is due the respect common courtesy to refer to National Educational Advertising Services, Inc. February 5.1 saw it as taste- that that title connotes. Of you by your proper form of less, tackless, and undeserv- course, I could be mistaken— address. ing of print. The College Re- you could be on a first name or A Young Democrat, EXECUTIVE PUBLISHER publicans' resolution was a lo- nickname basis with him, but I Phyllis A. Duncan Andy Fields gical, well-constructed mes- doubt it. I am sure that Pres- Box 1063 TUESDAY FRIDAY sage of support of President EDITOR-IN-CHIEF EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Nixon. Today, it takes a great John Hulver Mari Rechin deal of courage to declare op- Nixon - A Product MANAGING EDITOR enly support of the President; Carol Lempe they deserve praise for that NEWS DIRECTORS and not condemnation. This Is of Society Dear Editor: EDITORIAL ASSISTANT Cynthia Carney the way many of us felt about After hearing Dick Gregory on Ignores all save the rich, It Greg Byrne Jeanne Weber , Sen. George McGovern. speak last Thursday night, I is because this is what kind of Personally, I am not a supp- ADVERTISING MANAGER have been stirred by much that action has been encouraged by EDITORIAL STAFF orter of President Nixon—I Linda Shaut Dan Downey he said. This beautiful human Assn. Carole Christopher never was and never will be. At Cathy Voltmer least, however, I am not con- being had so much to say that ^PEOPLE fl&T THE John Boswell I can only reflect here on a STAFF temptuous about It as Is Mr. very few of the things he said. /&0>CRNf-ipNT THF-l Jo Ann Testa Snead. His wholly distasteful PHOTOGRAPHY His statement that colleges try I OESEQvZ. Sandy Morgan attack on the College Repub- Bobby Morgan to teach students how to make Jimmy Morgan Wayne Reed licans Is reminiscent of Hal- a living but not how to livei ^STu»ewT5 John Henkel Karen Matthews deman-Erllchmann tactics. If hits upon the central theme of Lindy Keast the College Republicans make TYPISTS his speech. Very few of us in Bob I.evine you sick, Mr. Snead, say so to Pat Hapanowicz this country really know how to their faces so that you can see BUSINESS MANAGER Barb Levister live. Our society is indeed mo- there are still some people Rich Frey Cat Shlesinger rally bankrupt, for money, po- with pride in what they believe sition and power over others STAFF SPORTS In. It is obvious you have none are the motivating forces of Laurie Pater Van Jenkins of this. You could learn some- our country. Greed and venge- Jeanne Weber Chuck Lockard thing from them. Byron Matson ance have almost replaced the Debbie Wetzel Another obviously deliberate our political system. How Mike Smith Wade Starling old and true ideas of compas- Jeff Atkinson gibe of yours, Mr. Snead, is many of us would have the for- Archer DiPeppe your arrogant reference to the sion and understanding. Kevin Coyle Mike Graham titude to resist the corrupting President as "Dick Nixon." Richard Nixon Is, as Gregory Don Snead ADVISOR said, a product of our society. influences that surround high Diane Lilly Alan Neckowitz The fact remains that the man •political offices In this coun- is still President, and, alth- If he is corrupt it is because our society is corrupt. If Nix- Contlnued on Page 4 ,
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THE BREEZE, Friday, February 8, 1974, Pare Feminists Seek Equality In Terms Of Humanness
Dear Editor: ***************************** '* Clndl Carney's article on • women secretaries on camp- ity In terms of maleness, but ■Redbook's" survey of atti- us? A look through the facul- in terms of humanness. tudes on the Women's Liber- ty listings of the '73-'74 cata- f We no longer expect racial ation Movement Is based on log shows 70 full professors, i minorities to accept «just as three assumptions: 1. College 13 are women—three In phy-- good as a white man* a com- life Is sheltered from sexist sical education, two In home i pliment. Why then must we discrimination. 2. Women are economics. Of the 22 depart- # measure women that way? Our capable today of an objective ment heads listed four are wo- worth and dignity do not de- view of self. 3. Feminism se- men, physical education, ho- # rive from male recognition, eks men's approval as equal- me economics, library scien- but simply because we are hu- ity. Are Ms. Carney's conclu- ce and foreign language. Eig- man. Feminists hold this goal sions based on valid assump- - ht deans are listed, none are i # of full humanity and develop- tlons? women. cAnt lift wy v ment for all people. Feminism Woman is nigger in Madison More Important is the idea of # Is seen as a threat only by th- College classes. Women are the self-view of women, tt is ose who seek to become half the only subject left for lib- here that Ms. Carney hits har- f human. As leaders and educa- eral ..College Instructors to dest. How can a woman see iwe # tors the lives of others depend joke about. Blacks are out, wo- herself as a respectable hu- mm— CBXitfit *e on our choice. Consider this men are In—after all you lad- man when her education, soc- i final question by the Women Always Me * les/girls know It's all In fun. iety's expectation and religion on Words and Images of Prin- This all comes as no surprise, all constantly point to her as a ceton, N.J. but as the natural end In a sch- passive object put on earth to We stretch bur sons to fill the ool system which reinforces serve, reproduce and stay out Ideal dominant male role and stereotypes from kindergar- of the way? Where in educat- i fragment our daughters' per- ten on. Women In textbooks are ion, in television, in movies, sonalities to make them fit the passive, service oriented, In religion, In sport are women i servile female role. Both pro- emotional beings. From Dick allowed to be strong, self-as- * cesses do violence to the Indi- and Jane on students learn the sertive or forceful in their * vidual. Each damaged person lesson of sex roles. History convictions? There may be a depletes the human resources neglects the contributions of female protagonist, but she of the whole society. How many women. Or did you study So- wins by stealth and contri- I * damaged Individuals can we Journer Truth, Ida Tarbel, Su- vance not power. Sport? Str- * afford? san B. Anthony or any of the ength must be concealed. The * R.H. Reeve hundreds of women who made emphasis Is on "feminine* qu- Box 2183 our history? English, math alities. Olga Korbut is a cute ans and a sweatshirt and pas- we look objectively at the and science in the schools ser- pixie, not a strong and daring sed off as "New Sex?* Is a yo- worth of women? A re we again ve to minimize and categorize woman. The sanctions on her ung person's Idea of a free woT asking the bootless to lift by women. routine? Are they to protect man as castrating bitch or the bootstraps when we ask Things get better at college? her or the Image of woman? easy lay any different because women to begin from within? Ask yourself these questions. Religion? Woman is the un- that person Is young? We at "Man is defined as a human How many women full profes- clean one forever responsible Madison are for the most part being, and woman is defined as sors are there at Madison? for the downfall of man. middle class. We have been female. Whenever she tries to Women department heads? The peer group, does It nur- successful through the educa- behave as a human being she is Women in other administrat- ture or restrict? Are we truly tional system or we wouldn't accused of trying to emulate ive offices? How many women more respectful of the human- believe that we, both male and the male." were considered to succeed ness of each person? Is the female, have Internalized the de Beauvolr Dr. G.T. Miller? How many ■Old Morality* dressed in je- sex-role norms? If so, how can Feminists do not seek equal-
Equal Rights Amendment Bicycbs, Parts A Accessories Dear Editor: The following is the pro- posed 27th amendment, bet- What are the Implications of but would make the respon- Sporting Goods ter known as the Equal Rights passage of this amendment? sibility a shared one. Amendment. It does not mean that you will The amendment would eli- Section 1— Equality of have to share a bathroom with minate quotas for admission to Rights under the law shall not a member of the opposite sex. state colleges, replacing this WESTERN AUTO be denied or abridged by the The constitutional right of pri- policy with a system based on United States or by any state vacy Insures separate sleep- ability rather than on sex. on account of sex. ing and bathing facilities in Concerning the status of HARRISONBURG Section 2—The Congress public institutions. homemakers, Rep. Florence shall have the power to en- Yes, women will be subject Dwyer of New Jersey ac- force, by appropriate legis- to military service, but equal curately described the effect lation, the provisions of this rights demands equal respon- of the amendment as this, Star Cables Motel article. sibility. Women would also be "By confirming women's Section 3—The amendment considered on an equal basis equality under the law, by up- Exit 65 off 1-81 shall take effect two years with men for educational be- holding woman's right to after the date of ratification. nefits, medical services and choose her place in society, TV — Air-Conditioning Is this amendment really veteran's preferences, which the Equal Rights Amendment necessary? Yes, it is, exist- go hand In hand with military can only enhance the status Dial 434-1980 For Reservations ing laws are not enough. The service. of traditional women's occu- 19th amendment guarantees As for protective labor pations. For these would Rates: $8.00 Single $10.00 Double only the right to vote for laws, those which are often become positions accepted by women and the 14th amend- discriminatory rather than women as equals, not roles Bank Americard A Master Charge Accepted ment, with its so-called protective would be abolished. Imposed on them as in- guarantee of "equal protec- However, those which provide Continued on Page 4 tion of the laws" Is not a true protection would be ex- blanket coverage for women. panded to Include men who de- Instead, the burden still falls serve the same benefits. The to the woman in each speci- Equal Rights Amendment SWAP SHOP fic case to prove that govern- would mean that both women mental action which perpe- and men would be eligible Used Furniture tuates sex discrimination is for alimony, custody of chil- unreasonable. The time con- dren and child support ANTIQUES suming and expensive chore of attempting to change every Lamps & Bicycles sex discriminatory law is not Burger Chef practical—only a consti- tutional amendment will in- 305 N. Mason St 60 W. Market sure equal treatment of both 434-8727 sexes. A If eel for Everyone Page 4, THE BREEZE, Friday, February 8, 1974 Windom Discusses Whidom By GREG BYRNE In an Interview early Tues- celled by NBC due to the poor now and no one's heard of him. day, Mr. Windom spoke openly ratings received while running Anything I do now I do to pro- i • on his career, his Interest in opposite to that giant of tele-,, mote the Thurber show, main- Thurber, and his current tour. vision ratings "Gunsmoke." ly." Shawn Kelly taped an inter- Despite this move, the series On working for "bread and view, and several people, incl- was nominated for ai. Emmy a- butter" money, uding two "Breeze* reporters, ward, and Mr. Windom recei- •No one gets really upset were on hand for questions af- ved an Emmy for his roi° as at other actors for doing com- ter the taping. the father in the series. mercials and other types of William Windom came burst- As a man involved in the hum- work just for the money. I've ing into the room looking not or business, especially on done a lot of things myself that unlike Columbo stumbling onto television, what did he think of I didn't really want to do, but the scene of the crime. He had violence on T.V.? "I don't think I did them because a man has a sandwich In one hand and his it's harmful, It's all make be- to eat. Everyone does it. Co- hat in the other. "I have an ap- lieve. What happens is that ev- mmercials can pay very well." pointment here at 2 o'clock/ eryone has to copy a winner. It was getting close to 3 o' he breathlessly told us. After •French Connection" was good clock and Mr. Windom wanted a breather and a hastily consu- because it was a first The to get to the bookstore before £ med lunch, he settled down for producers saw that and tried it closed to buy a Madison em- ■ the task at hand and the inter- to copy it, that's all.* blem as amomentoofthetour. view began. Dr. Lyon mentioned that a •After the show I want to grab Mr. Windom's career began busload of students from Stu- a beer and a sandwich and play on Broadway in 1946. From '46 art Hall would be on hand for a round of horseshoe chess to '61 he appeared in several the performance. He mention- with five or six partners. Do Broadway shows. In 1961 he ed that Mr. Windom's mother you know where I can find migrated to Hollywood where had gone to Stuart Hall. «By any?" he has appeared in approxima- God, that's right!* he exclai- Mr. Windom's Interest In Th- tely ten movies and 150 "guest med. "Of course she did, but urber began long before the shots' on various television I'd almost forgotten it." The •My World" series went Into shows. He is best known for students were indeed on hand production, he told us. How- his roles in the popular tele- and were warmly welcomed ever, his Interest in acting Th- vision series "The Farmer's backstage after the show in the urber was really sparked by usual autograph line. the cancellation of the series. Daughter" and *My World and William Windom takes time to sign autographs fol- Photo by How about some observations It was really a matter of "not Welcome to It.* The latter was lowing his performance as •Thurber" Tuesday night. Morgan a series based on the writings on Hollywood and the enterta- letting a good thing go to was- of James Thurber, the cele- inment business? te," he said. brated American humorist and •Well, it's really hard to des- When asked what his favorite author. The series was can- pise an actor. You need three Thurber story is, Mr. Windom Equal Rights Amendment things in order to really dis- replied that his personal favo- like a guy in Hollywood. First, rite Is the classic "Secret Li- Continued from Page 2 he's got to be a bad actor. Se- fe of Walter Mitty," which clo- condly, he's got to get rich by sed the show on Tuesday. He feriors." Further, the ERA vm being a bad actor. Thirdly, he cited this as his favorite lar- in no way will effect family has to be a sonofabltch on top gely because it was one of the relationships. These will still of it all." first Thurber works he ever be a matter of personal choice. The Virginia General As- On Don Rickles, the acid- read. mouthed comedian, "You kn- The current tour is really an sembly Is holding its final pub- ow, he's really a very warm, outgrowth of the television se- lic hearing on state ratifica- personable guy. Off-stage he's ries, Mr. Windom informed tion of the ERA on Feb. 12. as nice a guy as you'd want to us, and is one'of the most en- If you support passage of this meet. People don't get mad at joyable ventures he has ever amendment, attend this hear- his insults because he's really Continued on Page 8 ing if at all possible, and write funny when he does it." to your delegate expressing On making it in show busi- Free Speech your views. For information ness, on the hearing and addresses "in order to make it, you have Continued from Page 3 of the delegates, call 434-8348 to be first or second billing. goes by Mr. Snead's letter, or 4543. For instance, how many of you the President is to be im- Thank you, know what my good friend Tige peached because Mr. Snead Shelley Allen Andrews stars in? ( a few mu- doe§ not like him. Until Cathy Spitler mbles, finally someone says stitutional amendment thro- ugh, this is not a high crime 16 South Main •Mod Squad") It took you too Harrisonburg long. He's been playing on or misdemeanor. •Mod Squad" for five years Sincerely, Philip Bigler Product of Society Vice-chairman College Republicans Continued from Page 2 system of government, for It Transmission Trouble ? is based on a sound foundation. COINS Bought COINS Let us also have the courage and stamina to re-evaluate our Finally, let us try to elimin- Sold ate the evils of greed, revenge lHfci Appraised try? Do not in any way defend Try Harrisonburg our President. I can only feel and hatred in our own daily li- COIN sorry for him, our political ves as we try to change the Transmission Service system and everyone who is system. Let us try to re-dis- SHOP tainted by the touch of greed. cover how to live as we learn Transmission for Every Make Car. how to make a living. Phone 434-1938 Let the faults of the admini- Cheaper Prices Because Of Cheaper Overhead stration be revealed and pur- Sincerely, 85 E. Elizabeth St. Jay Kim Kasdorf Harrisonburg, Va. ged, but let us all also treat Off Port Rood, 4 miles eotf 434-1929 the guilty with understanding. Box 1534 MID-WAY SONS OF THUNDER ARCO GROCERY JESUS-ROCK GROUP Ail Kinds of Luncheon Meats TONIGHT Snacks of All Types and Cold Beer LIGHT SHOW One Half Block South of Campus hi WCC Nllreta Afebsios $1.00 On Main Street Frl.-Sun. 7:30-10:30 Mon.-Thur. 7:30-10 ,'J.J I SGA THE BREEZE, Friday, February 8, 1974, Page 5. Continued from Page 1 The WMRA DJ's J from Showalter, and one grad- uate student to serve as Sena- Classified This issue's "Meet the music, so that he always gives tors to the Student Govern- WMRA DJ' article features his listeners the feeling that ment; Ads Early Bird, Peter De Biasi. it's going to be a beautiful Sp- 2. The election of Senators to FOR SALE— 1 "Mike Mat- Tuesday and Thursday are ring morning. "Whispering be held at the beginning of the thews" Freedom amp—400 coffee-drinking days for Early Pines" by the Band serves as fall semester; watt peak power—must be he- Bird Peter DeBiasi. Peter, a mood setter and Peter's theme 3. The stipulation that Sena- ard to be believed. Also 1 Freshman from Charlottes- song. From 6:30 a.m. to 7:00 tors be responsible members LPB1, 1 screaming bird, and ville, Virginia (Alma Mater a.m., Peter likes to keep his to their respective HAH Coun- 1 Mutt-Fuzz. Call Jan 434- cil, off-campus or graduate 3230. student organization. It was expressed that the pur- pose of theseandotherchang- FOR SALE: 1966PontlacBon- es is to improve the communi- neville, 4-door hardtop, power cation between students, SGA. steering, power brakes, radio and the administration in an and heater, factory air condi- effort to achieve more effect- Miss Lance tioning, good tires. Excellent ive representation and gov- Condition! Must Sell. $350.00 ernment. Call: Barry, 433-5767, on ca- After a short period of con- Recital mpus, or Box 484. troversey, the new Constitut- ion was accepted and passed Monday with only a couple of amend- ments. The new Constitution WANTED: Someone to share will now be presented before Miss Sally M. Lance, Assis- tant Professor of Music at an apartment as soon as poss- the College Council for ratifi- Madison College will present ible (semi-furnished). About cation after which Madison st- one mile from campus. Twen- udents will have the chance to a recital Monday, February 11th at 8:00 P.M., in Latlmer- ty minute walk. Call: Sue Mc read the Constitution and vote guigan, 434-0888, P.O. Box on wheter or not to accept It. Shaeffer Auditorium of the Duke Fine Arts Building. 1787. With a two-thirds positive vote of the student body, the new Included on the first half Constitution will go Into effect of the program will be selec- immediately. tions by Bach, Buoncinl, Ros- sini, and Mahler. On the Pres. Richard Early asked FOR SALE: Firewood, 2-year concluding portion, Miss for committee reports. Sen- split oak. Nominal prices. • Biasi Photo by Hinkle Lance will sing the aria ator Richard Taliaferro gave a Contact Bob, Box 311 WCC. "Depuis le Jour" from the Albermarie H.S.) needs some- listerners abed with soft, mel- Dining Hall report. He mentio- opera "Louise" by Charpen- thing to keep him awake in cla- low sounds. But after 7:00 ned that if SGA allocates the tier, three songs by Alan ss after his morning show and a.m.--watch out because the money, Mr. Rossi would agree Hovhaness and an aria from 5:30 a.m. «get-up time.* If a •get-up» music is on! Some- to furnishing "goodie bags" at The Campus Program radio show and classes (basic times between 8:00 a.m. and exam time. "The Old Maid and the Thief" Board will present the 3- studies) don't take enough of 9:00 a.m. he features certain by Menotti. Dimensional film "Eyes of his time, the Elementary Ed- albums by alternating cuts fr- Mrs. Gordon Ohlsson will Hell" on Saturday, February ucation major busies himself om the featured album with a Radiation, accompany at the piano and 9 at 8:00 pm and 10:00 pm with his French Horn, playing "wake-up» song. Dave Mason Continued fom Page 1 Miss Carol Kniebusch,Assis- In Wilson Hall. "Eyes of in Madison's Orchestra, Wo- is an Early Bird regualr as results graphed to see if the tant Professor of Flute at Hell" was made In the 1950's odwind Quintet, and Woodwind well as Jim Croce and popular radiation level Is dangerous Madison will assist on the originally as a horror movie, Ensemble. He spends his we- female singers. and which part of the room program. but is now a hilarious comedy. ekend energy working at the Peter empathizes and sym- has the highest level. A graduate of Indiana Uni- Special 3-D glasses will be Massanutten Ski Lodge. pathizes with his fellow Early The versatile Thermolumi- versity where Miss Lance needed for maximum visual "Morning hours are really Birds during the show. Real- nescent Dosimeter is still in performed in several operas effect. They can be purchased the best," says Peter. He likes izing how fuzzy things are wh- its infancy, and the possibi- including Susanna in "The at the door for 5
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Clinch VCAA West The Intramural Scene By Chuck Lockord
Madison clinched the VCAA Western Division basket- 1 ball crown Wednesday night when they defeated Hamp- s den-Sydney College 69-51. The Dukes brought their season record to 5-0 In VCAA competition and 14-4 overall. Play-off Controversy The Dukes led their hosts through the entire contest. At the end of the first half, Madison held a strong 30-21 There were no A League ga- the attention of intramural seems quite fair to me Judging lead. mes played this week In men's director Bradley Babcock In by the amount of time allot- The Dukes doubled their lead as they breezed through Intramural basketball sol will an interview on Wednesday. ted for the season and the tal- the second half. Madison outscored Hampden-Sydney, use this issue's column to ans- Babcock clarified the ruling by ent of most of the teams in E 39-30. The Dukes polished their victory by outscorlng wer a letter submitted by Mark stating that E and F Leagues and F Leagues. Actually, I their opponents 12-4 In the final three minutes. S. Lentz which was published would be given a chance to have yet to see a team In
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MC Baseball Clinic •When you're out there, you not to become tight at the be- own the mound, nobody can ta- ginning of the game. ke It away from you," stated Madison College coach Brad Paul Susce, baseball coach for Babcock and several members George Wythe High School, to a of the Dukes baseball squad group of upcoming hurlers. demonstrated the need for Over 400 high school players special attention to preseason and coaches were Involved In drills and conditioning exerci- the Madison College Baseball ses. The Dukes are currently Clinic held Saturday In Godwin overworking certain muscles Hall. that are vital to pitching and The clinic featured several hitting, by stretching the pit- baseball standouts both past ching arm and shoulder mus- and present. Rube Walker, pi- cles with a weighted ball. The tching coach for the New York hitters are hitting tennis balls Mets, Mace Brown, Boston off a made-up tee In order to Red Sox scout, and Tom Brad- improve their ability to hit off- ley of the San Francisco Giants speed pitches and breaking were among the celebrities. balls. Brown and Bradley encour- Ron Hodges of the Mets work- aged the young pitchers to ed with the catchers and caught work on correct form, moving for Bradley during one of the across the mound before they pitching sessions. Hodges pl- try to throw the biasing fast ayed for the Harrlsonburg ball. Turks several years ago. •If speed could be developed, The outfield sessions were everyone would have a chance conducted by Wayne Comer of to become a Sandy Koufax or the Detroit Tigers and Tommy Nolan Ryan,* stated Bradley Marts of the Yankees. aa he showed how to throw and
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by John Hulver Page «, THE BREEZE.Friday, February 8, 1974 V A Coffeehouse Smash w By STEPHEN L. HOLLEY U you are one of the many pajamas, and stay a little while ster on guitar, and vocalists Madison College students pl- longer. For If you dare to fol- Becky Ifewell and Dan Rob- anning to evacuate these hall- low those who are seeking the bins. Five other people ac- ' s if 1 J T< owed halls of Ivy Just as your cheap thrills that an exciting company the Sons of Thunder last Friday class has ended— weekend has to offer-you will on their concert tours, gener- unpack your bags, hang up your be leaving behind the culmina- ally handling anything from li- tion of a week of true expre- ghting, sound, technical troub- f I 4 f Windom ssion. leshooting, and last, but not Continued from Page 4 In case you've been locked up least, the light show that ace undertaken. The show went on in your room all week, burn- ompanies the music of the Sons the road some 15 weeks ago, ing that old lamplight Instead of Thunder. -r* and will continue till the end of moonlighting with the rema- The style of music that is pl- of the school year. So far, his ining 95% of the student body, ayed can best be described as travels have taken him to Pe- you have missed a coffeehou- Boogie, a la Clapton, Doobles, nnsylvania, New York, and Ca- se. It's chock full of Indiana- Edgar Winter. Said Dan Rob- nada, among other places. He polis 500 table cloths, candles bins, "I guess the best descri- believes that the kind of aud- in glass Jars, a music group ption Is "Jesus Rock". We do ience most receptive to his of seven with a side order of many styles from gospel to presentation Is a college or talent and a message all for the Country Rock." Within this military audience, since both extremely low price of--zero format the group relates its usually range between the ages dollars, zero cents. belief in the Christian Faith of 15 to 25. Included In the tour The Sons of Thunder, the ma- The Sons of Thunder perform before record- as something quite real, with breaking crowds at the CPB coffeehouse Photo by Levibe Is a three week engagement at jor attraction at the campus no reasonable facsimile in the L'Enfant Plaza Hotel In center coffeehouse this week, sight. Their performances ta- the new L'Enfant Plaza Mall was a group formed about se- ke them from churches to high In Southwest Washington. Mr. ven years ago in the Washing- schools, colleges to beaches, Puerto Rico Trip Planned Windom hopes for a second ton D.C. area by Blalne Smith. all groups included. Said Rob- nights and six golden days at tour later In the year, or po- Upon his conversion to Chris- bins, "There's no adverse re- Spend your spring vacation the Racquet Club with break- ssibly next year, In which he tianity, Smith sought to use his action to us. When they come to on a sun soaked Island away fast and dinner provided. Ima- will use some 350 slides of musical talents right along- see us, most people know what from the everyday pressures. The Campus Program Board gine all of this fun for only Thurber's cartoons and draw- side bis Faith, a la Seales and they're In for.But, we are care- ings which are such an Integral Crafts. His vision expanded ful about the volume." The pr- Travel Committee Is offering $240 (taxes and tips included) part of the famed humorists greater than he had dreamed, esentation is made through a trip over spring break to If you are interested contact overall effect. for with great turnovers in the singing and sharing the things San Juan, Puerto Rico. You Rita Costello at 4111 or Barry We asked the actor about se- group and an over supply of they believe in. will fly American Airlines Mahanes at 5404. veral other roles he has play- musical talent, Blalne Smith So my cultured clientel, be from Dulles airport on March ed, especially his brilliant pa- was able to step aside as the not down in the doldrums of de- 11 and return March 16. The rt in the episode "They're Te- lead instrumentalist and now spair knowing that you have ■ price Includes five fun filled aring Down Tim ReUly'sBar* serve as their booking agent. missed a great attraction. For | COINS ~ Bought COINS from the old «Nlght Gallery" The only remaining original this Friday night the Sons of series. He agreed that he was member of Blalne Smith's br- SoW Thunder will appear In concert :: TnairIllL Appraised ■most Impressed* with the ainchild Is Donna Gadling, vo- at the Warren Campus Center production as a whole, and in- calist and keyboards. The re- Ballroom for the medium low COIN formed us that "Tim Rellly's mainder of the group shapes up price of $1.00. Here's a bit Bar* was the only film in wh- with Tom Wlllet on bass, Tom of free advice, go see them, SHOP ich he starred that he had pu- Baustlon on drums, Jack Mo- • you'll get more than you paid • Phone 434-1938 rchased for his personal lib- ffitt on Keyboards, Dorian Le- for. rary. • 85 E. Elizabeth St. We then asked him, speaking I Harrisonburg, Va. as a humorist, if he had any fa- MD Society vorites on the contemporary humor scene. He immediately Meeting VALLEY i GRAHAM'S replied, 'Joanthan Winters. He has an incredibly quick There will be a meeting of the NUfRITION SHOE SERVICE mind. I don't like it so much MD Society for all interested 111 North Liberty Street when they give him a script students at 6:30 p.m. on Tues- CENTER to learn. Then It's Just ordi- •o day Feb. 12 in WCC. Follow- Your Health Food Heels while you wait nary. But when he has to ad ing the meeting will be guest lib, he's fantastic." He also lectures by Dr. Miles Hench, Store" Free Parking cited the "2000 year old man" Associate Dean of Admissions 51 E. Elizabeth St. STORE OPEN Mel Brooks, BobNewhart,and at MCV; Dr. Joseph Gardner, (Next to Post Office) Peter Sellers as favorites. Open: 8-5 Mon.-Sat. G.P.; and Drr Walter Zirkle, 8-8 Thurs. "Sellers can take a bad script obstetrician and gynegologlst. Mon. Thnr Sat., 9:30 - 5:00 and make it good, He's Just cr- All are Invited to attend. 4 34-1 02« azy," he said. How about a) Woody AUen? "Yes, him too. I Just saw the first movie of his Pve ever seen. 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