a Wilfrid laurier university student publication
the cord
volume xxxii issue xxvi thursday march xxvi mcmxcii
Too many fights in Wilt's
NIELSEN concerned a seen through the recent revenue this INGRID Union are extremely drop in for a pop, or a coffee, or month, the average sales are
which to all stu- The Cord with the increase of violence in drink without a fear of being figures, are open up and above $2000-$2500 al- dents. Wilf's. punched in the nose." most every night. Some nights the
at Wilf's has These figures show that in total $3500. The Students' Union is proposing "Wilf's has always had a laid Attendance reaches Nick 1987-1989, the sales for The to hire full time security staff for back atmosphere. This past skyrocketed, according to average busiest day recently was of the week Wilf March Wilf's due to an unprecedented month, it has been loud, crowded, Jimenez Students' Union presi- any night at s 17, St.Patrick's Day, Si2oo. increase in fighting during the and there has been more than dent. Proof of this increase is was approximately As of which earned 55500. Wilf's has past months. normal drinking. I'm afraid its a capacity of 220
Last week, there were four going to change from a casual people. According to staff, the door let in 180 separate incidents of fighting, two laid back lounge to a regular people usually the and then monitors of which involved Waterloo brawl house," said Dean of Stu- people regu- police and assault charges. The dents Fred Nichols. larly before letting anyone else in.
Administration and the Students' "Anyone should be able to The past two Wednesday nights
have reached capacity by 11:00
pm.
One of the reasons attributed Breach of trust to the increase by the staff, is the increased violence SHELDON PAGE stressed they should be profes-
The Cord sional. She also said that the same
problem had occurred with hiring Student's Union Board of in Wis for 1991-1992.
Directors-elect member Clark Craft said Robert's Rules popularity of the bar with first Chu has broken hiring com- states that "you cannot challenge students. year mittee's confidence rules. the chair". McDonald was the "It used to be that Wilf's was The hiring committee for the chair of the committee and when mostly for senior students. The Students' Union Orientation com- Chu disclosed the deliberations of problem happens when Wilf's mittee held interviews on March the committee he challenged starts to become a bar like the 15 and March 16. A final deci- McDonald's the chair. power as Turret. That has a different style 17. sion was made on March McDonald said that the transi- Monica and more room," says was a member of the Chu tion from one VP to the next is a member. Craig, a Wilf's staff committee. During the first of hiring rapid process. The duty At the Wilf's does committee's final moment, course of the the VP Student Activities is to not have full time security in the deliberations he disclosed the cur- hire the Orientation Committee. bar. If a problem arises, the bar rent status of the committee. He would like to see seminars on staff is responsible for maintain- The chair of the hiring com- hiring held before hiring took ing order. Campus security is also mittee and VP student activities- Sheldon Page People line up for green beer. pic: Continued 5 on call 24 hours. elect Brad McDonald said, "On on pg. "Usually the bartenders take Monday night during the in care of any problems the bar, preliminary decision stages the but recently we have been so who names of the two applicants busy they can't always get to were being decided on were dis- there in time," says Chantal closed. It was no longer confiden- Differences tial. It had reached the Cord." accepted Continued on pg. 5
Chu refused to comment on
the issue when the approached by JASON WATERS The which literature booth, displayed and en- Cord. wanted confer with He to The Cord couraged conversation and feedback on such issues the other members of the BOD- IN THIS ISSUE as gays and lesbians on campus, abuse of disabled elect. the differences in others was the focus of Accepting women, and interracial relations was organized and McDonald said that the BOD information table in the concourse last an set up set up by the Students' Union president, VP Uni- News members were informed of what week. versity affairs and the student life co-ordinator in would be discussed and who conjunction with the Women's Center. Residence guaranteed would sit on the hiring com- A theme of accepting differences was employed for 1992 frosh, page 5 mittee. The members were not in an effort not to shock passerby's or to provoke specifically told of the con- Comment negative response. The display was to act as a fidentiality of the interviews. litmus test to get an understanding for the mood of Fifteen thousand words McDonald blamed himself for the student population towards various issues and to the breach of confidence. "I of comment, promote understanding. that thought it was common sense pages 3, 4, 12, 13, 14 Plans are in the works for a more frontal strategy you would not tell what the deci- and 15 towards isolating specific issues next year. sion was," he said. The VP University affairs said the purpose behind Students' Union president- Scene the Student's having the display put on through elect Christina Craft mirrored Union and the Women's Center was to illustrate Suite, McDonald's feelings on the issue. Honeymoon that these bodies "are to deal front with "Last willing up weekend, unfortunately the page 19 these issues is spite of they're controversial nature". BOD may not have been fully
such as a need aware of their responsibilities as By promoting various messages Sports and towards others, members of the hiring com- for awareness understanding Basketball Hawks a mittee," she said. through these organizations, it is hoped that any This sign is about as subtle as they could disappointment, page 25 Craft said that when she possible negative backlash towards specific individ- et 9 - pic: Sheldon Page spoke to the BOD members she uals will be prevented. ; ! to Sim is MM T# I -gr Jgfe H 27 Fj|j |
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._ ";"> 1>1 ;t ~' ;,~ _:,.: •. ;• . A;Wllfnil uu;;.rHniversity Student PubliCation 75 University /tV&;. West. Waterloo, Ont. N3L2C5 (519) BS+29~0 --fax: (519) 886~9351 •• AdVertiS:ing: {519) 884-5092 MARCH 26, 1992 VOLUME.XXXII, ISSUE 26 eneral Motors Corporation recently announced their staggering $4.5 billion loss in 1991 -- the largest single year EDITORIAL BOARD loss by any corporation in the "history of capitalism." EDITOIHN-CHIEF.:.. •• -"'--·················-· .~·Msrk#land G Due to this loss, top management has decided to restructure operations. This means the loss of 74,000 jobs and the N~s; EQITO(J~ ... ,.. •• -.:.; ••• ..:~.~··•· Mikfl vanBodflgOnl closing of one of the five plants that produce mid-sized cars. Oshawa's plant Number Two just happens to fit in this ASSOCIATE,Na\1$ ,, . . . ' category. EI)IT()R .,._~~--···-...... • SMiddiJ Pilge The historical development of organized labour -- unions -- is an interesting one. Unions have provided society the SCENE EDITOR... - .. - ...... -...... DIJve Marcus opportunity to abolish child labour laws, increase workers safety and create a civil atmosphere for negotiations between SPORTS EDl'R)R...... ; ••.• ,.. ~ ...... PsUI'RestJ labour and management But these wonderful institutions are also contributing to Oshawa's demise. PRODUCTION · .. • .. ' · ·~ .~ The unions give labour a voice, a tool they can market their means of production with. The 'sttength in numbers' 'ANAGER.:...... : ....._...... StllphanlePIIr#n adage has worked well in dividing labour and management -- until now. STAFF Unions have worked hard to maintain a level of animosity between labour and management This keeps the unions PrOductton Asslsmnts: in a much more powerful position. The animosity has served its purpose...... ~ ••• ~-...... ;;".. ~···Allison •oOcitey It will be a cold day in hell before workers will be able to sit down with management for direct negotiations. Instead, .-••..•.• - .• ;;.,.... .•• ~:.,;... ~~ ...... _._ ...... ;.... _;;:.. ;:~. ..,.. JilnBthari __ lJatt::h the union bosses do the negotiating -- and collect a hefty paycheque for doing so. Classrflad Co-ordinator ...... ~.:;.,R.nee IIV•rd There is a shift away from this hardline union stance -- the unions are realizing that they no longer have total control over Circulation and Flllng...... PhiiJK/nzlnger & ·eo. their members. Copy Editor• ··········~~··-····~ ...... JennHer O'Connell This is something that CAW local 222 did not take into consideration before they voted -· the laws of supply and ...... :...... Jenn"*' Otter demand. · The local voted down the GM proposal to implement mandatory overtime, I guess they don't like their jobs all that CONTRIBUTORS: :; much. All General Motors asked for was an extra hour of work per day. The measure would only affect 80 per cent of the Lori Brethour, Fisher Sheffield, Diane Sardi~ Kim Oenomma. Chris Skalkos, Ryan Feeley, Phil Des· workers. mood, Geoff Thureson, Mark the Mauler, Ingrid Niel· The unions, with their anti-scab provisions and strict laws of seniority, will not have the funds to support their sen, Steve Doak, Chris Werynski, Andrew Thomp campaigning when they no longer have a local. son •. Pat Brethour, Jason Waters,. Cathy-Jo Noble, General Motors' losses come from a lack of competitive edge that stems from labour-management hostility. General Aljsa Krause, Rob Matich, Brian Lauzon, Rob Hums, Motors does have a solution -- closing down the Oshawa plant and moving production to a plant with labour that is DenyS OaivS, Ouija, Heather Maeers, Billy Bowers, willing to negotiate. Steve Hodgson, Trevor Hamoen, Pierre Bernhardt, Think that General Motors isn't serious? Just look at the following case. There are two plants, one in Arlington, Geoff Stubgen, and an uncharacteristically sober Texas and one in Willow Run, Michigan. Both unions were informed of the desperate fmancial situation that General Jan a. Motors had encountered and the strong possibility that one of the two plants would be closed within the year. Production: Pat Brethour, HEATHERf, Ingrid Niet· The plant in Willow Run felt that they would be the 'naturals' to remain open, because of their proximity to the sen, Renee Ward, Ryan Feeley, Lori Brethour. Photo: Chris Skalkos, Chico Galvez, Rambo, Oan Canadian and American markets. Heidman. The plant in Arlington immediately began negotiations that included wage and mandatory overtime concessions. Which plant did General Motors decide to keep open? STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Arlington, Texas was not on the chopping block in the plan to restructure in February. Willow Run was. TREASURER ...... Thomas Szelbel Even though there are countless other examples where unions have decided to compromise and negotiate with SY~TEMS TECHNICIAN ...... '± •••••••• Rick DaJils management and have achieved successful results, the workers in Oshawa still are unrealistically cocky. PHOTO MANAGER ...... : ...... Lisa Darling Labour doesn't have a strong bargaining position any more. As one union negotiator noted they are "sending GM a Photo Technicians: ...... Eda Di Llso bad message." The Oshawa workers have been pampered, and now General Motors is coming to collect on the excess ...... * ...... Jen· Kuntz These $18 an hour jobs are hard to come by, and the manufacturing industry is one of the few that provides a relatively Graphic Arts Technician ••.••••; ~ ...... Kevin Watson high standard of living for many people. The production flexibility that GM is seeking is not unreasonable. The losses suffered and the current global ADVERTISING: competition that General Motors face calls for drastic measures. The 4000 plus jobs that will be lost if the plant in MANAGER ...... ~ ...... -·····-· ············...... Peter Mltiss Ad Production ...... AdrltKJne Hodgin Oshawa closes will not be easily transferred to another sector in the. economy. The workers have to come to the ...••. ~ •.•..••••• : ...... Caroline Versteeg realization that the 90's represent a new era and the unions must promote healthy union-management relations . sates & Cleaning ·········-··-········Me"/lee Chadder The Oshawa workers have to realize that unless they make themselves important to the company, they won' t be workers for very long. They have to be an asset, not self-serving. The unions must compromise and help General Motors BOARD OF DIRECTORS "· meet the challenge of competitiveness. Fraser Kirby, President If there is not this shift in attitudes the jobs will disappear faster then the ozone layer-- welcome to the 90's. . ·ii1 ~ '~. . .. . "!> "ii- .'~ •• After all is an extra hour of work per day that much worse than no work at all? Tlie Cord is, plun&in!l into the final sttetc:h ... C.A.R.E cares about Business 155 be asked what the advancement made in the interim BASIC eventually students and Dear Editor, never to name anymore. faculty - and this school This letter does not include alike will able It is unfortunate that Messrs. first computer ever made, unless was at a high be to work togeth- for with a recommendations er in the Anatol and Scott misunderstood it is a Trivial Pursuit question. Is very primitive computing any maintaining quality of in (we were still work- changes course material, but the BBA what C.A.R.E. is trying to accom- learning about the history of the department program. It's one of the on Commodore that was not really its — finest in Canada (if plish. C.A.R.E. has never and will computer and memorizing techni- ing PETs). purpose not the it was for endorse that cal Student for the most part, merely stating finest). Let's keep it that never any plan drops jargon really necessary? way. be in C.A.R.E.'s on this issue. 155 from the BBA In addition, more school however, seem to agreement position Bus program. high C.A.R.E. PJ. that the lab of course is sincerely hopes that Schooley On the contrary, we consider it graduates than ever who are en- portion valuable. This is where most one of the most valuable courses tering university have already very do that BBA students take during taken at least one computer of the students their learning, in cite and therefore it follows that this UN clarified their time here. We do believe, course high school. To a first is the section that should be however, that the course can be personal experience, my Dear Editor, course in school The labs have to make the course con- computing high emphsized. greatly improved wrote brief Last weekend Jason R. Waters a report on WLU's par- since I took 155. tent more relevant. taught me basically everything improved They ticipation at the National Assembly of the League of Arab States in soft- Let's face it. Business stu- that was learned in the lecture are now run with up-to-date article there Washington D.C. While the was generally accurate were — with dif- ware on hardware. dents will never be asked to part of Bus 155 some up-to-date a number of errors that warrant clarification for the record. and will ferences because of And thank-you for not teaching repair a hard drive, we technological First, the ten students participated in a model of the League of Arab States, Second, the Arab League of States is a recognized body Mothers article confusing of the United nations community similar to the organization of Amer- of African The model ican States or the Organization Unity. assembly American in D.C. criticized authors such as Judith Herman and was co-sponsored by University Washington, along Dear Editor, with the Arab League of States' office in D.C. and the National Elizabeth Ward...", however, this is untrue. Clearly, Re: "Mothers Not Blamed for Incest", by Carey ' Council on U.S.-Arab Relations. did not understand the nor what I Waters, The Cord, Feb. 12, 1992. you general topic, The is conducted assembly itself lasts for four days and in a was saying. I spoke of authors, yet Judith I am writing in order to clarify a number of in- many of professional manner. Each of the five committees the Arab League Herman and Elizabeth Ward are two examples of correct conclusions and quotations contained within has its elected officers and each of the 21 states is represented by dif- writers who are aware of mother-blaming in incest, the above article. I am the woman who spoke on ferent Over the four the committees' who both feminist into university delegations. days mother-blaming in incest (theory and intervention). and incorporate a analysis work follow a provisional agenda and debate over competing resolu- aim offer both theoretical their writings. I think very highly of their writing First, my was to a and a tions introduced and positions regarding incest and mothers (of vic- by delegations. personal perspective on this subject. At no time did the model for Harvard The of author who is less Among assemblies, example, University's I to tims). one example an state that my goal was use my "...horrible (my Arab of model UN, or the model OAS conference,the League States sensitive to the politics of mother-blaming is S. enhancement) experience to affect the views of provides students with a unique opportunity to immerse themselves in in Waters I Sgroi. I mentioned her writing times others...", as written Carey article. never many through- the of the Middle East. More so than any other region of out talk, so I am left bewildered as to how complexities defined my experience in those terms, nor did I use my you the world of the Middle East is distorted could have and misunderstood our understanding by Holly- the word "horrible". This statement suggests that misquoted my gen- wood and The Model is an ex- brainwash eral thrust. I suspect that had images negative portrayals. Assembly the goal of my talk was to my audience, you difficulty integrat- the themes of talk; for in arti- cellent opportunity for students to learn more about the region, ap- and I find this personally offensive! On the con- ing my example, your its and rich cle, one of the paragraphs is comprised only of preciate diversity heritage. trary, my goal was to speak out on a subject matter Laurier's recognition as the outstanding delegation at the confer- quotes, and quotes I might add, which do not flow which, even in our present times, remains taboo and ence warrants commendations. Congratulations to Julie Lufer (head together temporally, nor logically. The title shrouded in secrecy. pro- Brian Krista Con- vides another of the scattered delegate), Greg Lobe, Marc Tomlinson, Fay, Mair, I did did I that yet example quality Second, not state, nor imply, my nie Dominic James McDonald, Sandra Bender and to article: "mothers not (my underlining) Kuipers, Gringras, talk would be worthwhile if I"...was able to con- your Kerri blamed for incest", suggests that the article (and McCartney. vince the audience that the stereotype that exists be- thus, talk) is about mothers not being blamed tween the good mother and the bad mother is untrue my Lev Gonick for the sexual abuse of their children. This is and unfair". My discussion of mother-blaming in not Political Science I in what was speaking on, nor was this the message I society general, was to provide context for my wanted listeners to leave with. If I were a reader talk (on mother-blaming specifically in incest) by and unfamiliar with this I would find highlighting the social and political realities and topic, your ar- Barbie-Worship which relate to and This ticle at best. I trust that in the future, myths women power. was confusing, you will write merely the introduction, not the sole of attempt to articles which more accurately purpose my Dear Editor, "Womenwords" column of March reflect both the content and talk. I did state that out would be speakers' the general 19. my speaking I respect Ms. Diane Sardi's subject matter; after all, this is the cornerstone of worthwhile if others would come to question the She writes that religious beliefs, and do not wish humanity's myths and which exist about responsible journalism. earliest artifacts were many stereotypes to trivialize them, but I think but I Upper and women, mothers, incest. Yours truly, Paleolithic female statues (i.e. very think it worthwhile to point out in article that "Walker A dele L. Walker Third, wrote 35,000 - 10,000 8.P.); how- you your some inaccuracies in her years ever, hominid stone tools have Women's Centre been found in Ethiopia which are not a female club it boy's dated 2.5 million years B.P. Is her definition of "humanity" which is the key to her statement? Mr. Valli, what is WHAT IS YOUR POINT? Dear Editor, First, your point? She also noted that male gods semblance of You fail to address the issue in my article, or to even back at- In attacking an argument, there is usually some rea- up your were "only introduced in 4500 I tack with any references to article. The of article is the son in the position. People see things diffetpntly, and (usually) my point my B.C. in India, the Middle and receive attack misconstrued that of validity of differences between the sexes, not "role reversal". The is- respect that. Rarely do I an as as Near East, Eastern Europe and in arti- sue of men not being allowed into the Women's Centre is a matter of Feizal Valli's last week (Feminist Hypocrite), response to an Latin America." This would in- It is a real, to the dominant cle I wrote for the WomenWords column (A Safe Place for Women, principle. symbolic, yet very challenge deed be a seminal year for 3 con- mode of reality. Most men are not interested in to the March 5, 1992). simply going tinents if could trust Ms. Women's Centre. we Sardi's but in fact evi- cite Bill source, Secondly, you Cosby as having created 'a sitcom where dence for religious beliefs is the cast was exclusively black' and becoming 'exactly what he Facts on "Facts" found as early as the Middle (Cosby) sought to correct' the distorted portrayal of blacks. You ac- Paleolithic - 35,000 of much the (100,000 cuse-me doing same thing. Let me repeat myself. Editor, 8.P.) and at this point no one is in (The Cord, March 5, 1992) 12 The Cord the news In the March edition of section contained a to that "As women work their into position say increasingly way many previously male Gimme the facts. The article was a an article titled, a break...Simply dominated not Neanderthals did not believe in a areas, they are must doing things to prove that a Laurier student, Fabian Fulsom, who was women can Women of the commentary by clearly participate equally. want to express themselves spirit conceived as being Beach offered in whatever dissatisfied with the Daytona Holiday by Happening interests them and expand on their own experience for male gender. in- their own fulfillment. hu- I think it should be clearly stated at the end of this and Yes, we are determined women but we are Holidays. Finally, I attended a lecture in and deed that the and contained man too, moving breathing through similar struggles that men ex- any comment piece thoughts arguements Athens in 1986 by a scholar (fe- However, there and I cannot this in the of the author and do not the perience. are, say emphatically the piece are opinion represent male - if one needs to know) enough, struggles which are unique to women's experience that of The Cord. do not balanced many of opinions Furthermore, they represent who studied the full range and to men women_fail understand, or recognize, or give ap- reporting or factual examination. They are simply one person's Stone Age figurines found in propriate attention to." I look forward from so that all opinion. to hearing Happening Holidays Greece. First, they were not Your comparison of a men's locker room to the Women's Centre fill in other half of the vacation they can us the story. females. Second, they were found belittles feminism, it shows your complete lack of understanding of and I in religious, funerary the issue. However, will try to bring out an important issue from fraser kirby domestic we Not contexts. Third, can- your petulant statement. everyone can demand to have every ex- President, WLU Student Publications not safely interpret their meaning perience, or to enter every place of being. There is a appropriateness — or event some may represent "gods" and a sense of being worthy of an that goes along with the deci- may be a sion to move to action. Not non-native make to "goddesses" ("spirits" every can a claim par- chil- better term), others may be THERE ARE MORE LETTERS ticipate in native rituals. Non-natives cannot have a true understand- Barbies dren's toys, like ancient ing of the purpose of the ritual because of cultural differences. It and Kens. would erode the of the A white quality event. person cannot be presi- dent of a black organization, or even a member. It undermines the ON PAGES AND 14 Sincerely, 12,13, idea of black self-determination. It is not reverse racism. G. Schaus CONTINUED ON PAGE 13 Archaeology NEWS Residence guaranteed CATHY JO NOBLE since enrollment is being cut students will get their first choice also increased this September. spaces. back. If in fact there are more stu- of which residence Whereas 24 were All senior students will be The Cord preference only spaces dents than live and if available last for senior stu- placed in the Bricker residence. beds, arrangements they want to in, not year In the for senior such as three people to a room their first choice at least their sec- dents, 71 are reserved for past years spaces One hundred percent guaran- spaces students were out rank- will be made for a short time until ond. fall. A total of 84 senior stu- given by teed residence is being offered to this The of residence the needs of the stu- there is room for all students. availability dents for a residence ing applying all first year students coming to applied believes that most for senior students has dents. Laurier this September. Belanger spaces space and all were guaranteed The residences such as first in one. Once again the housing of- special This will be the year the floor and the French students fice is counting on a shrinking of quiet which all first year are floor will be in in this number over the summer kept as previous guaranteed a bed residence. months fit the allotted 71 years. Housing Director Mike to Belanger said the guarantee can be given due to the cut backs in the university's enrollment. Enrollment of first year stu- last around 1500. dents year was The university is aiming for a target enrollment of 1369 this Belanger said that it No September. is difficult to hit the target num- ber right on. from 1 Belanger and the Housing Of- Continued pg. fice that with this number predict place. of students enrolling, 1025 will Craft said, "It was ironic that there was one [a seminar on hiring] want a in residence. How- space but it took place after the hiring". She said that the elections should 980 beds held for ever, are being take place a month earlier to allow the new BOD members to receive feels this will first year. Belanger before proper training hiring takes place. the elections McDonald was also concerned about timing of the I guaranteed a bed and hiring. "There wasn't much information available as to how far was to go in informing the BOD," he said. Craft would not comment on any action that was taken concerning in residence Chu. She said that she made her decision as to what to do, by herself. Her decision was communicated to Chu in confidence. A list of what BOD members are on committees is be enough since the 1025 stu- sitting hiring in the Students' Union offices. Chu's name had been crossed dents wanting a place will shrink posted off of committee that he had been for. He had been over the course of the summer for every signed up removed from the Winter Carnival Committee, the Board of Student a number of reasons. Activities, the Health Plan Co-ordinator, and the Foot Patrol Program Last year the university was Director committees. hoping to provide residence hiring placements for all first year stu- dents but due to the high number of first hundred year students, one and fifty students were left without a place in residence. Last year only scholarship, Fighting science and special needs stu- dents were guaranteed a spot. The from 1 rest of the first year students were Continued pg. Jimenez. "Wilfs will become the If missed out on residence this it looks like you a you year, given spaces through lottery bread and butter of the Students' Bohan, a Wilf's staff member. system. this Union in to come." were a year too early. Residence is guaranteed year. years "It's time we start looking does not foresee this Belanger Dean Nichols did not feel that into how we staff Wilf's", in Sheldon says happening again September pic: Page WilFs should be motivated solely for profit. "The moment we start depending on alcohol for our normalcy of profit, we will be im- sending out a very negative age and message." "We will not tolerate this at- mosphere of fighting in Wilfs. We will have to somehow dis- courage this disturbing trend", said Nichols. The new violent trend seems SENATE to be affecting the campus at ELECTION large. A factor that has recently RESULTS arisen is the increasing incidences with students from other univer- sities. Last week, three Queens' THE WINNERS Alternates students were banned from the Steve Farnam 240 and several Uni- Laurier campus, of Waterloo students have Debbie Callow 423 Waiter Sendzick 117 versity been issued the same warning. French 383 the is Cynthia "Maybe new security a idea send a Barry Symons 328 Total Spoiled Ballots 18 good to out message that we won' t tolerate this change Keith Robinson 320 Total Ballots 603 in Wilfs", says Bohan. be The new security *ouid in put in place September. THE CORD 6 NEWS Cold regions research at Laurier PHILL M KINZINGER as far as the interest is there." some funding from A.P.1.0.5. The Cord "The centre is sort of an um- [Acid Precipitation in Ontario] he watershed km brella", said English. It is not examines a just 10 Professors Scott Slocombe a of the east of Huntsville. He has been a simply subsidiary geog- and Mike Co- English are raphy department. In fact part of the joint project [with U of Directors of the Cold Regions anthropology professor Laird Wand the Dorset Research Research Centre. for Christie will be working next Centre] two years. Located at 202 Regina Street, Suzanne summer on Baffin Island. His Denouden is Scott they study a of environ- variety focus will be on the native in- Slocombe's research assistant and mental issues with emphasis on habitants. is completing her thesis. They are and their glaciers watersheds. Each a of the and student applies for a re- part Co-Management The program was initiated in McKen- search grant to complete their Eco-system Planning during the late 70's by Ken zie case. English said that travel to Delta and Yukon Northern Hewitt of the geography depart- the field is It is very costly. ap- Slope Region. Its ment. original was to The work in purpose proximately $1500 round trip to is conjunction The at the rear cost 12 k. the thing pic: Sheldon Page study Himalayan glaciers as the arctic. with the federal government and the main water supply and an Inuit pos- Students often work in con- group [the Inuvialuit] sible power source for Pakistan. which has land claim in the of the students, like on the area. The island is the base junction with other universities a Many There are six stu- of graduate area. The will to un- Julia Boike and Alex Lamb, work projects, the first and Environment Canada. They study help many of dents and "three four" or un- derstand the affect of their hunt- on Axelheiberg Island [N.W.T.]. which was initiated in 1959 spend up to three months during by which are continual- McGill. dergraduates and on the They are investigating permafrost In fact, of the the warm season collecting data. ing fishing region's one ly working on projects with the wildlife. and the effects of climate tents still Transportation is provided by the change original stands there. assistance of English and government and they prohibit ac- Slocombe. cess to the arctic climates during The research centre is funded winter. by the University with a small Their projects are varied. portion for tasks. administrating Alex Maclean [a masters student] said, "We're to English trying is attempting to finish his study of for expand, but can only expand you acidic water chemistry. With Jumping charily ADRIENNE HODGIN said that all were "having a great time." They ex- The Cord pected to raise over $2000 for the shelter. Each brother was expected to raise no less than $50 in donations. A "jumping" good time was had by all The Trampoline-a-thon was in addition to the participants last Saturday during Sigma Chi's Fraternity's educational awareness themes designed Trampoline-a-thon. to educate the brothers on sensitive issues. The event held to charity was raise money for Fraternity brother Justin Hwang said that this Anselma House, a shelter for abused women and "a It was worthwhile event. is about time someone children. at Laurier started to reach out to the community." For twelve consecutive hours, six twenty Sigma The event would hopefully bring awareness to Chi Fraternity brothers, in rotated shifts, bounced the fact that abuse happens in the Kitchener- on a trampoline. Fraternity president Joe Cooper Waterloo area. You ve Found the Place XISiPs 1 92 m Restaurants /$r LEMANS^hr )od Friends, Great Every Tirpe! 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It was a real suc- ling, members of the Charity Ball cess," said Johnston. committee, presented the cheque The Students' Union will be and received an honourable cer- the Charity Ball as an an- tificate for the Students' Union. holding nual event, and plans have al- The formal raised close to ready been started for next year's $600.00 more in 1991 than in formal. Applications for next 1990. According to Nick year's committee have been Jimenez, Students' Union presi- turned in, and the hiring com- dent, attendance was close to half mittee is in the midst of selecting what it was the year before. next year's members. The committee in charge of Look at all the smiling faces. pic: Kevin Watson the formal cut expenses when they heard of the lower ticket sales, and this prevented the loss of any money. "I was ecstatic to hear the for amount of money earned Business charity from the formal. I had program changes been slightly disappointed with the turn out, but it all worked out STEVE DOAK dents will now get to choose between economics 250 and 260. These said Jimenez. great," The Cord are the micro-economics and the macro-economics courses, both of which have been mandatory in the past. discuss the The Department of Business council met on Tuesday to Two other business electives are also being removed from re- THE PLAN proposed plans to change the courses in the business program. quirements, allowing business students to take two extra non-business An decreased the number of agreement was reached that courses courses. that business students have to take. This the students more free- gives In addition to these changes, the council approved a measure pro- The campus plan will be dom in the choices of courses that can take. It they posed by the Associate Dean of students. will establish a policy for revealed on Thursday, these will that do not For incoming students, changes mean they future changes, including the assessment of those changes to assure April 2,1992 in the Paul first business math courses have to take the present mandatory year ongoing improvement. Martin Centre. 10:00am the will be combined into (108 and 109). Instead, two courses a single The current changes are considered to be only short-term, as they to 2:oopm. All are term course. are the early stages of a transition period for the business welcome. Input is program. The 100 instead is still students who option to take math open to On Wednesday, the proposal for the changes were presented to essential. have a greater interest in math. the School of Business and Economics Council. If accepted, it will be The for second students are more noticeable. Stu- in changes year presented for final approval to the Senate some time April. 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Kitchener 885-3030 THE CORD 8 NEWS The search committee for VP Planning, Finance, well and Information Services, has been struck and has Going commenced deliberations. President-elect Christina Craft In a of the is showed in spirit openness, Committee seeking poise conducting the Bored both in proceedings, adhering to from the University community in the participation Roberts Rules (as did acting selection The Chair Sean Taylor) and process. committee solicits your offering information Watch points of regarding comments with the respect to quality and scope of various issues. ANDREW THOMSON The Board elected services in this Sean provided Bored Watch position. Taylor the Chair, Joe Cooper the Should wish to do Vice-Chair, Dave Bigioni you so, please forward your got Sunday's meeting of the Chair of Constitutional Opera- comments in letters with will board-elect showed the at writing. Only signatures group tions Development Committee, 15 directors. full strength with Shanko be considered. The deadline is 1. and Warran and Ruth (I Wednesday, April Michelle Moore, Sherry don't know her last name) were and Scott Walker their Hoard, got sit Letters can be forwarded to Students' Union both chosen to on the com- first taste of the Students' running mittee. Nick Jimenez. Union. On the whole they were president The board discussed on-going treated to a reasonably well run interviews for positions in the the Board- meeting, indicating Craft coming year. reminded elect is hitting stride. people on hiring committees to be and professional non- discriminatory. VP University Affairs-elect Alexandra Stangret got resolu- tions passed dissolving Operation Outreach and establishing the BLITZ and Rela- PRE-EXAM PRICE Charity Community tions Department, and the Person- nel and Placement Services De- Tutorial Services partment. were Computer diskette 10-packs . Handy note-taker gets every . abolished and its function will be imoortant word on tape the P&P Services /o taken over by S3VG 33° Department. The Board-elect went in camera for just under half an hour during VP Media and * f~ Communications-elect Adrienne 14.95 jjjj'V; jm jj||j Hodgin's report. When normal proceedings resumed there was a ratification of James Neilson for the position of Ad-Manager, and Deb Brooks Take notes with a microcassette iT^hF-5&9S for Public Relations , Manager. S3V6 "Don't bug me about it" said •<* the .bout BOD's role in queries a week. next yc*ar's McDonald said they should the Ice Slip this compact calculator in your shirt pocket know in two weeks, once He l-iunction scientific calculator Breakers have been chosen. himself, also mentioned that nrks on solar or battery iiMiM!gg!«i=Bai=B=s power S3VG Nick Craft, and current president attend a save Jimenez were going to 7U nAH the 4Q95 29 meeting at U of W to discuss local possibility of supporting a traditional 24 charity instead of the ■ Mini size for storage with beneficiary, Cystic Fibrosis, ■ 18 levels of parentheses like a credit card the proceeds of Shinerama. in Here's help for exams. With trig functions. Fits easily your wallet! Comes VP Finance-elect Jeff Bilyea, v- (featuresmantissa, and ran- with case and bat- Publi- 10-digit 2-digit exponent protective vinyl and President-elect Student 1 3 1 dom number generator. With battery. 65-998 tery. 2 /8x3 /8X /8". 65-910 weren't in cations Martin Walker in attendance. Marty was Toronto with Mark the Mauler watching Calculator can Portable cassette Answering machine with remote wresding. Nichol BOD member Craig convert metric $ save 20 aSSM save *30 talked about Dr. Weir's going asked dinner. Sherry Hord away to her 7 BOD members to come MtS ifl K with opinions regarding restruc- 95 and se- 12 mm 29&?f 89SS/ turing the remuneration lection of the BOD secretary. I Remote controls the up all functions \ John Begone brought 9 stereo that said matter of getting jackets famil- in order to BOD on them, 22 Bass-boost, the stu- metric conversions. auto-stop I-monitor, memo record, iarize BOD members to With billfold case. 65-931 and belt clip. 14-9218 indicators and volume control. 43-399 with dent body. This was greeted all 01 favour by most directors, payment whom agreed that the Radio Shack DIVISION © INTERIiIIM CANADA LTD be by the for these jackets would and not by individual members, the Students' Union. meeting by »§& Radio /haek Craft ended the for 1 thanking Caroline Jones forward to serving the we and then students and at Batteries/tapes/adapters not included unless Radio Shack does not for pictorial typographical in as secretary, faculty specified. accept liability or errors. 0 i. ing 0|ft aHl Anx'l Oft 1(1(19 this fine institution. Rain Checks will be issued if an item is sold out. Prices shown are actual retail prices, exclusive of GST and any applicable PST. 0316 6HQS APNI all* 199& all went home. THE CORD NEWS 9 Art not appreciated certain homophobic hate message Is for about three months now. walls OFFPAGETHE there a reason why the are not cleaned off? I two I was working BY SHELDON PAGE years ago in The washrooms a car plant. there were a treasure trove of is the epitome of profound writing, not to mention Washroom Whatstupidity? graf- the mucous that was flung fairly The mental fiti. prowess accurately on the walls. inscribe these that is needed to The factory's administration the literary wonders boggles didn't bother to wash the walls mind. off, they had them repainted Laurier's washrooms provide about twice a month. Expensive with fine the casual reader some but it looked much better yes, examples of toilet trash. than three months of illiterate that the Some might argue scrawl ings. This is just one of the fine examples of washroom art avail- of the writing on the walls understand the quality I keeping Sheldon able at Laurier P' c: Page but I in a washroom stall, could be a belongs campus graffiti costly must reassure them of ly that have to resort to beg to differ. affair and that it might just be an and die," you another vital reason why this type I of education bathroom walls I think that have only ever incentive for people to write their the high standards why not use this of behavior has to be stopped, or and not obscene of wisdom. Un- here at Laurier. urge constructively? the least cleaned off the seen one original newest words promoted at very had Another somewhat less force- The Cord would be a fine washroom writing. It some- fortunately this argument doesn't walls. do with cubical ful is that bathroom place to channel these "creative" be- thing to playing hold up. argument Something has to be done is freedom of speech and Keep in mind and tennis. It was sort of cute, but it So what if people don't stop? graffiti urges. literacy fore this problem becomes any a sense of not have been written should not be discouraged. style is worse. Laurier's a still should Suppose a potential student and necessary. Keeping image not an art- I have not touched on the is- on a wall. a of a Bathroom writing is one is a con- their parents take tour progressive major It defaces and sue of the and What really bothers me, Laurier washroom during Laurier form. property stereotypes cern these days, and even while it is how makes our look bad. If homophobia that the of washroom though, long graffiti stays Day? Such profound sayings as, campus majority may seem trivial, graf- have the these writings This is walls. I think I have seen a to write so bad- promote. fiti has to be eliminated. on our "I think all gays should get AIDS you urge THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY m m I m 1 W in I m 1 n | 5:30 Cord 10:00 am. 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It also to cool us down, which when its environment plant growth and disrupts the will in turn heat the earth and so ministers decided to speed the growth cycle of water-borne Until the have low or zero to on. We'll end policy banning very capacity up sweltering in elimination of certain essential CFCs is this ozone- phytoplankton, an part enacted, environmentally destroy ozone, but like all CFCs roasting pan of an earth that depleting chemicals, including of the food chain. conscious consumers must con- we've created with they are potent greenhouse gases, no way out. chlorofluorocarbons, or CFCs. Many the deci- tinue a host of to But then experts agree sorting through contributing the warming of again, we might Production and importation of sion to eliminate CFCs was not with CFCs, the earth's climate. break this insane products including cycle of en- CFCs will be banned of as De- made a moment too Some automobile For that the vironmental early. the much publicized reason govern- destruction before cember 31, 1995, unlike 2000 as estimate that after the eliminating air as well ment has decided to eliminate the the situation conditioners, as becomes more take previously planned. production of CFCs it will use of HCFCs the 2020. serious. refrigerators, foam mattresses, by year Who knows? Anything CFCs will be banned since in- 10 years simply to halt the furniture cushions, and solvents Hopefully it won't be too late by could happen. break they down ozone in the crease of CFC levels in the ozone for cleaning microchips and elec- harmful and 100 more to stratosphere, allowing layer years trical components. ultraviolet radiation to reach the return them to anything close to' Many of these products will earth's surface. their levels. original eventually be made with the new The recent change in policy Figures like this support en- "soft" CFCs, which include will reduces the chance that we vironment minister Jean tongue-twisters like BAG O' CRIME end in dome cities like up living Charest's recent decision to hydro chlorofluorocarbons Buck and Wilma of the twenty- create an "ozone watch" program (HCFCs) and hydrofluorocarbons first century. Thanks to increased which will advise the public (HFCs). From the WLU weekly security reports. levels of harmful radiation, many about the status of the ozone layer Unfortunately "soft" CFCs are students turned the UV DISTURBANCE: Call from Wilf's bar staff a in probably and risk of hazardous rays. not a solution. These chemicals reporting fight prog- two ress. The combatants were WLU students. The culprits had a ver- bal confrontation which turned into fist a fight. No injuries, no Grad's: charges. POWER FAILURE: Short power outage at 44 Bricker. It is believed that two or three males were responsible. Regional police had been notified of two youths swinging from a hydro pole. WiH's for opeiing only DISTURBANCE: Two WLU and one UW student became involved in fist a fight outside Wilf's. The combatants were escorted off The UW student received a trespass notice. Spriag Grad's at 4:oopn vYm/V campus. DISTURBANCE: A Waterloo male who created a disturbance by and escorted off swearing shouting at security personnel was campus jol, and issued a trespass notice. DISTURBANCE: Received a call of a fight in progress on the Stu- dent Union quad. Combatants fled the scene. Witnesses said three of the culprits wore Queen's University jackets. DISTURBANCE: A male refused to leave Wilfs when directed by the bar and officer. The inebriated manager a security pub patron (of enormous size) resisted arrest and a struggle ensued. While in the of female process escorting the culprit from the building a male and who appeared acquainted with the suspect assaulted the officer and female bar manager. Both were arrested, but the male escaped. The then attacked the officer a second time. The incident was brought be- fore the DAC. DISTURBANCE: Investigated a disturbance at Wilfs. A WLU stu- dent was arrested for assaulting another student. HIT & RUN: A WLU student reported that his vehicle was damaged while parked overnight at 202 Regina. MISCHIEF: A WLU student reported that his vehicle was vandalized A the overnight while parked at 202 Regina. rock was thrown through passenger side window. MEDICAL ASSISTANCE: An inebriated WLU student was trans- ported to the K/W hospital by security. PRODUCED FALSE ID: Turret door attendant apprehended a female who ID. fled attempted to gain entry into the pub with a stolen She before security arrived. DISTURBANCE: Broke up a fight on the grey quad between a group of A males. large unruly crowd was One was trans- Consider this dispersed. person third ported to K/W your warning hospital, one was arrested. Witnesses report that several males involved wore Queen's University jackets. ...I'm not THEFT AND MISCHIEF: A joking UW student was arrested for stealing a fire extinguisher from the Bricker residence. The culprit was ap- prehended while discharging the extinguisher against a parked car. MISCHIEF: The Three males were observed around a tree by lot 20. fled as the officer had culprits approached. It was discovered that they cord strung a nylon across the road about four feet high. After a short chase of the one suspects was arrested. DISTURBANCE: Call from Willison Hall resident about two un- this has been a from GOD paid message wanted fled males creating a disturbance in the front hall. Suspects before security arrived. . BUSINESS Integrated Case Time Again... have 3 or 4 brain storming Rick Dales including professors from all day functional of business. sessions on strategic planning. Cord Business areas there are "We're very proud of this year's Furthermore, many said Ramsoomair, other issues such as group The words integrated case," Frahfclin the that are faced in the minds of 3rd/4th Year Co-ordinator, "it dynamics case create fear in 186 3rd meets all of The process." business students. For oup s *%eds." While the quality of B.B!A. students; however, in question formed as year company with off shoot of die University of presentations have improved this more than an scary dream, an the advent of students Its innovative computers, it's reality. Waterloo. products seem less stressed during the is internationally Integrated case a we|| quickly became, "The of recognized; however it lacked process. present crop long exercise in which intensive students are very confident, very effort is focused on the format planning to take advantage group said Ramsoomair. of tfte interest in its The composed," analysis and presentation of a products. of Based on the experience after a new broad-based case study. All core place just he estimates that Tom has been previous years, business classes are cancelled as president, Baynon, total hours spend over 64 work hired. "The students will have to groups the 30 competing groups their which is into Tom's working on report, put themselves * their way through the numbers Herb MacKenzie, Tom Baynon, Franklin Ramsoomair Pic: Sheldon Page due 2:00 and said Ramsoomair. by Thursday at p.m. and theories that lead them to shoes," 12 hours assist them in this from technical seemed tired, but ensured that an additional 10 to on their "best solution". To ranging for Friday a and were answered before their oral presentation This year's case, task, Baynon held question specifications of the company's questions all in morning. "We are seeing less "Waterloo Microsystems Ltd.", answer period on Tuesday the product to marketing decisions. leaving. There are reasons however." Lauricr Turret He handled topic areas After several many nighters, was written by a team, hours, Baynon for using integrated cases, The judging starts Friday according to Ramsoomair. "It morning before an internal board functional of five then of the integrates the areas of profs. The top groups Case Shirt focus of external board Wrong business, which are the present to an forces to of members of the third year. It groups comprised This internal board for situation in real who the year's address a real life business community pick case has been to integrated selling time -- it is not uncommon winning team. I.C.E. T-shirts. However, they are A not alone. competing group has been making an unauthorized product that has the internal board mad. "We use the profit from the shirts towards tickets for the formal at the end of the week. We spend much time in so setting up integrated case and helping out during the week, we just want to join everyone in celebrating its completion," said Steve Mallouk internal board member. "I don't know about any punitive measures that are being considered, but we are looking for an amicable solution." Ramsoomair told the third business year students in Tuesday's meeting that only the internal board's shirts had been The Back From Genuine I.C.E. Shirt removed from McHutcheon Logo a John authorized for sale. i , i Selection Service | Super Super Super Savings | 1 Super Optical I | 91 KING ST. N., WATERLOO § p | IS! fflpl j j ,L\ I jspfa-j * hbbi I " I 5905^*1^:'- CONTACT LENSES | v iti . NO P.S.T. ,NO G.S.T, Exp. | aj| NONTAX coupons valid only at time of purchase April 8/92 | "" 'yr C 112 % NOT VALID WITH OTHER COUPONS OR DISCOUNTS. NO CA -H VALUE 2 I ! THE CORD THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 19^? 12 COMMENT Putting the "men" in menstruation ment or curse bestowed are intended on bodily experiences and further are negative. They women from God for be Eve's sins. drives female knowledge and either to hide the subject or to "The rag" and the closet. The "riding cotton potential back into the overly gross. terminology WOMEN WORDS pony" refer to our grandmothers' What PMS is is a NORMAL reflects the historically based time when she had to rip old Menstruation is a idea that menstruation up The experience. patriarchal by Women's Centre to use as absorbents. God and rags sign of the continued health of is an offense against of the inflicted Today women have and our ovaries and uterus, and man, a punishment upon pads of Eve's tampons. Maxi, mini, thin smooth functioning of our sex all women as a result maxi, Diane Sardi By Studies of hormones. Men should be thank- pantyliner, dryweave or menstruation by sinful ways. no ful dryweave, with or without physicians (the majority of them that women menstruate, not The terminology consists of wings, "What would happen, for instance, if or It is not or un- from"the curse", to super, regular slender, being male) portray it not only as disgusted. dirty everything ap- men could suddenly, magically, clean plicator or no applicator. Toxic a symptom of a disease but itself or sinful. Why are some "on the rag" and "riding the cot- menstruate and women could not? shock free syndrome with no ex- an women in- cycles considered acceptable, ton What makes menstrua- -- 'infirmity' leaving pony". The answer is clear menstrua- tra GST - such as our circadian of such charge, except capacitated for five to seven days sleep cycle, tion vulgar is the use they tion would become an enviable, and other not? Men after all, luxury items. of the month. Menstruant's are cycles go to describe an are, boastworthy, masculine event: slang terminology is is referred to as sick, or hand- hormonal normal oc- My question why the Men would brag about how long being through daily cycles yet otherwise healthy and this but women's of these stain in all the ads blue and not and howmuch? icapped. The admission of PMS acceptable, currence. The origins into R 111 menstrual is in red? Boys would mark the onset of the DSM (psychology's cycle not. sayings are quite significant The herein thai opinions expressed are menses, longed-for proof of man- Diagnostic and Statistical Manual Most of the expressions that the history of menstruation. "The those the author. hood, with religious ritual and of stag Revised, Third Edition) implies are used to refer to menstruation curse" is reflective of the punish- parties. that it is a mental illness — that Congress would fund a National women, while menstruating are Institute of Dysmenorrhoea to help not in their right minds. stamp out monthly discomfort. Sloppy journalism For some feminists, menstrua- tion ~ its definition and diagnosis little research, he would have in hell before "IfMen Could Menstruate" Dear Editor, day anyone runs for - is another factor in the Gloria Steinem seen as in know that. Mr. Brethour made no anything from Laurier. I By: I am writing response to thought Ms control of women men. Mr. Magazine by Pat Brethour's article "Laurier PC attempt to validate Muys' that Laurier supported its students October 1978 Women are and emo- -- does that physically loses" in the March 19 issue of comment that, "Every single per- or only apply to slate lost" teams? tionally handicapped by The Cord. I ran as a candidate in son on Toogood's by sports there is one that I menstruation and therefore can- other who thing the OPCCA elections of March contacting any person could wish on a man it would and with If not may not compete 13-16 for the position of Organi- ran in the election. This is sloppy Karin Schnarr be menstruation. The So the men. argument goes. zation Director. I also lost, but I journalism. President, University of the the mood bloating, cramps, Menstruation serves as a reason in member of Mr. Both candidates Waterloo was no way, a presidential Progressive- not to mention the back- swings, for women to fear and to Pat activity Toogood's "slate". None of the ran excellent campaigns. Conservative Campus Associa- aches, the nausea and the vomit- passivity. accept other candidates who lost were chose to comment solely on the tion ing. The perplexity surrounding members of Mr. Toogood's negative aspects of Mr. There are padded weights that menstruation has left women con- "slate" either for the simple rea- Toogood's campaign rather than men can strap on so that they too fused. On the one hand it is de- did not the Mr. Women and son that Mr. Toogood positive message of can experience a degree the scribed as a debilitating illness have a slate. Toogood emphasized throughout physical strain of pregnancy. that renders a woman useless for Traditionally on P.C. youth the duration of his campaign. Someone should invent a device five a month. approximately days thankful that I to a campaigns, candidates do not I am go or pill that will allow men to ex- On the other hand, PMS is school that the achieve- both fart support each other but remain supports men the and strains of defined as perience pains imaginary, non- neutral. In this election, candi- ments of its students. If The menstruation. then and in- Maybe they problematic totally Dear Editor, dates only wore their own button, Cord keeps publishing articles would - effectual. be more understanding Each explanation the numerous and did not openly support any like this one, without doing Recently people and certainly more educated. denies the reality of women's have their and other candidate. If Pat had done a proper research, it will be a cold expressed feeling ideas about the problems which exist between men and women. Blue boxes a "blue hole" Most of them have valid and im- under- portant points if we are to stand the opposite sex and in- Dear Editor, into the recycling "blue hole". placing on society. box collection cost about $300 a understand ourselves. To do that be Because of low rate deed, Recent news a waste This fall will costly not only recovery ton compared to only $50 a ton this, most of these people have will be the is audit soon exposing for the university but for the the blue box recycling program for regular garbage. drawn differences between the senseless that subsidize the subsidized to the tune of garbage generated by governments currently The blue box program was these two sexes and have blown this shows our school is Before this 250 dollars the funds campus recycling program. in- about a ton, created with the expectation it their out of proportion to make to reduce waste. stitution decides to dive further from both and finally acting coming provincial would break even, it has failed do such point. I, for one, refuse to it that we into it had better look levels of Unfortunately, seems recycling municipal government. this goal miserably. Since con- is ab- a and instead feel it about take the into internal Estimates various thing are to wrong not only costs, but by sumers are separated from the to understand of action and fall further reveal that blue solutely necessary coarse the increased burden it will be municipalities cost of the recycling it program before what we have in common will continue to be inefficient. we can hope to solve our prob- As I see it the only waste in and Laurier more than business lems. We both have a mother this is for system money, money both are would could be a father, we bom, grow grams produce only courses to presented next year. to Dear Editor, subsidies and fund the brain- certain enrich educational and die, we both have my experie- I was literally drooling over the of that the up washing society sys- When I first decided to enroll about ourselves and nces. I did not educa- feelings expect my wide variety of interesting is and viable. tem necessary as a student Wilfrid Laurier Uni- to others, we both ourselves tional requirements be ignored courses offered in the course protect In the past the price system versity, I knew of the reputation we both the administration of this uni- and the ones we love, by calendar. You can imagine my has be efficient proven to an WLU had as a business school. I both are versity. when I noticed eat, fart and dream, we dismay only a recycler (i.e. bottle deposits) so believed the of and variety people I write about the curious, we both love sex lay specifically fraction of those courses will ac- why not give it a chance to slow- such a diverse selection of in bed afterwards, about pro- pitiful number of Anthropology be thinking tually taught. ly grow instead of pushing is thinking A what the other person distinct lack of qualified mandatory recycling. both have a need to staff has also about, we teaching been Even better than merely recy- nei- and contribute, and noticed in the 1992-1993 academ- belong cling would be societies realiza- to Nude ther of us wants to hurt anyone ic the few year. Surely remaining tion that it is much more econom- plan what we want Unfortunately, get professors cannot be to expected ical to work at curbing the use of this is exactly what we are doing fill the shoes of two of their full- materials instead spending to Dear Editor, small dif- when we our time and several exploit colleagues part- them. On the has decided, at last, to reprocess April 2, 1992, University long ferences. We must learn to put time teachers. the in the This School has publicly unveil a campus plan to University community many options and aside these petty differences One can only wonder if the Paul Martin Centre between 10 am and 2 This plan will detail a for a successful environmental But this is pm. learn to live together. 'powers that be' are dropping The architects will be but success is in the vision for our in the program, eye but is University coming years. for the sexes, subtle hints...i.e. Wilfrid Laurier not only true their work. of the beholder and the beholder hand to answer and elicit feedback on on questions for of all races, age, is for business students only! If true people Student input into this is imperative. There are features in had better know the whole picture lan- process intelligence, religion, culture, so, I wish they'd told me when I this plan which wili have serious impacts on student life in the next before he judges. and decisions last physical capabilities, was making my guage, the Student Union Student few years, and specifically Building, your realize that we Unfortunately my view may colour. Until we year. I would have looked for a Union the point?). I incite to participate and make with Building (get you not be to the all basic human beingss, school that cares about the entire palatable populist are known. If need additional information or in and your opinions you help but then in- goal was to all of our faults and strengths, student body, not just one faculty. my use the Students' Union. and any way, please doctrinate, and present facts, not treat each other with respect Then again, it's not too late be free in the I'll see there. (There might food.) collect for live you to supporters some out concern, we will never for next year... of control need. bandwagon. peace we so desperately Your pal, Nick Jimenez Jennifer West Ted Cuthbert Ted Smith 1992 THE CORD THURSDAY, MARCH 26, —————— r ' COMMENT 13 Fisher returns to The Cord old friend: I want al- The where else "Bill, you Cord?" are you going to grow to remember the our ways something, Buckley looked over at me, movement's next fooi- live veri rule I try to by: vi surprised. "No," he replied, soldiers?" METROPOLIS veniversum vivus vici." "Fisher didn't mention it,"and William F. Buckley Jr. and Bill reflected on this, and then then Buckley smiled, and said, "I Moe Tyson just looked at each, the and then their repeated, slowly: "By power that means can nodded silent BY FISHER SHEFFIELD guess you finally while have con- of truth, I, living, come up to the show, and write agreement. in booth at move- universe..." was sitting my American conservative quered the for National Review?" back of "Moe's Pub" ment for the last 35 or so - the years "That's right," I replied, calm- I considered this for a mo- I OK, so the subtext of this one is "The one afternoon, into the Sunday came walking restaurant, ing down. ment, before "Nah finally saying, Vengeance Column": but Fisher a basket of chicken down the aisle eating big and shuffling Buckley smiled after this, and - thanks for the offer, though, Sheffield always did like that part in and with towards the door to the kitchen. wings, talking privately told "But remember, - then me: my Mr. Buckley but I've thought "The Godfather" where Don Michael sometimes I my pal Vera-Lynn. immediately ripped my Caesar's dictum after it for Corleone "Moe is dead. friend, about and my work The says: Greene "the We were discussing hands from Vera-Lynn, and in 47 8.C.: Barzini is dead. So is Tat- away sacking Carthage Cord isn't done yet...despite my Philip some- him: I Siobhan situation", my gestured over towards "Hey, viener." taglia. want to square all the Fam- veni, vidi, best efforts, after an entire year, obsession with sit ily accounts So don't tell me times pathological Bill! Come on over and "What? »" tonight. the paper continues to swing to innocent..." One other to school with you're note: to a girl I'd high down!" I I a gone "I came, saw, had hot the far-left of the ideological the who had her bike time but somehow not Bill walked and with his girl stolen, a long ago, over, d0g..." Bill repeated, and then we better stick spectrum...l around, Fisher says thanks for the letter, but been able to for infectious Irish looked dis- forgive past grin, both started laughing... and combat this sickening trend go find a copy of the September 12, and then trespasses. missively at Vera-Lynn, Hours later, Bill and I were towards the newspaper being 1991 and check out 15: Cord, page — We were talking in earnest smiled at me: "The two of you still and talking politics quoting "politically correct"...after all, all will be explained later... serious discussion about a look be in the midst of a a to per- obscure Latin phrases to one an- and I don't serious between two sonal conversation, - question other when Moe Tyson my friends who themselves wish interfere..." thought to boss -- came walking into the to dissect a com- looked but mature enough Vera-Lynn uneasy, and moved to sit down Not for restaurant, a Trek plex relationship — when Vera- I just ignored her, and said: "Nah, had lonely beside Buckley. Vera-Lynn gays do asked me: "Why don't about it...take a seat: Lynn you worry been gone for about 45 minutes, keep hurting Siobhan, drudging it wasn't anything important, after finally joining the conversa- all the pain of the past, and up anyways." tion long enough to ask Buckley even it in the of printing pages "All right." of the booth so that to get up out INK IN column?" your newspaper Bill put his hand on Vera- she could leave. As Bill had stood I looked over at Vera-Lynn, Lynn's face, and straight-armed so that Vera-Lynn could slide up Pb y and but it was a cold Daivs K smiled, her into the roughly shoving I wall, out of the booth and go home, Denys - smile - it was a smile her that he genuine out of the way, so suddenly realized that I had and not forced -- but warmth down beside no could sit her, that she'd been there all Did the forgotten Star Trek fans. you happen to watch new emanated from it. And then I with me. speak afternoon... that aired and If did, Attentionepisode on Friday Saturday nights? you and her: I feigned a shy shrug, told just laughed. Moe and were old Buckley then you must have picked up the underlying issue or topic that "The "friendship" that Siob- "What's Bill?" friends from the when Moe up, days was being addressed. is han and I have developed dif- "Top o' the news, Fisher: admin- had been studying public They, of course, were talking about homosexuality. This episode ficult to explain. I think of it as a what's take on this South your istration in Washington, D.C., was probably the safe solution to much lobbying that has been put of association. been yin-and-yang type African referendum we've the street. and they'd met out on forward to the producers and writers of Star Trek by such groups as Siobhan's life is one of so happiness hearing much about lately?" Moe was a corner at rounding QUEER NATION, and gay and lesbian sci-fi groups. and smiles, while mine is a mass I just smiled, and winked 101 Pennsylvania Avenue, when Many subtle issues were raised through the hour that are of ex- of hatred and I pain," paused, put- across the table. "It's just a bunch like he happened to see somebody treme concern to gays, lesbians, and bisexuals, things privacy, ting hands on the table, of racist scumbags deciding my up whose face was on fire. outing, rejection on personal and official levels, and interaction with think "For some weird reason, I whether or not to continue being It was Buckley, of course. others like themselves. that Siobhan and I were both sent that's a bunch of racist scumbags, And after Moe and who thinks stomped up One of the greatest things to overcome for someone to this to balance each all...What planet a fucked-up country down skull to 'I'm to on Buckley's put that they are gay is the the only one' syndrome, It is difficult other out. I need her around, to that Bill? the balls is, eh, Imagine the flames had on who and out, they gone meet other people are gay it is difficult to find out where to make fun of, to from of with keep being a country that, a straight to become friends. The that knows about good meet other gay people. only places everyone miserable: she needs me totally face, has to put an issue like this Indeed: time every Buckley are the seemingly questionable places that generally aren't conducive to make fun of to old around, her, to a referendum? What's that in he made ef- was Waterloo, an to conversation. These are places like public washrooms, cruising from keep being perfectly line from Jonas: "When a George fort to stop and see Moe. and and the ever famous bath-houses. While can by greens parks, you civil happy." nation has to legislate and Moe Often and Buckley would meet people in these places it is difficult to make friends and talk due It was a solemn moment. As social rights, you often find it has in in engage fat-pinching fights to the anonymity that surrounds these situations. reached and took neither"? What a fuckin' mess..." Vera-Lynn up the back of the kitchen, then? One of the stopping How do you find good places to meet people hands in I con- head my hers, sadly I sighed, shaking my slowly. when were both over- only they best ways to get information is to phone a gay and lesbian hotline. I Vera- cluded: "It's a symbiotic rela- briefly noticed that with when look in the book come giggling, or one These are in place in most large cities, just phone if a11..." in her seat. tionship, anything at Lynn was squirming of them about to from was puke under gay, lesbian, bisexual, homosexual, etc. But then William F. "But Fish: aren't just really, you so hard. then hands on a Toronto struggling If there is not one in your city, get your — of Nation- Buckley Jr. founder being a touch harsh?" he asked As Moe sat down, phone book. There are lots of groups and info lines there (don't over- of the al Review, the "bible" I was at Suddenly angry my Bill: "Did the kid tell he of information from an AIDS you quit look the possibility getting hotline, they often know just as much about what is going on in the community as some of the other groups.) information services. also These hotlines are set up as Many pro- which Women's overdue vide a certain level of counselling. Most are run by groups pro- and space vide coffee-houses or counselling groups (both professional peer support). If feel comfortable to out to a bar or pub, ask you enough go gay this is when of the hodines. You can find out CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 reached, an appropriate description. about them you phone one In the is of crowd there, The Women's Centre is not the female version challenging a position, goal, I assume, what types of bars are out there, what type hangs out is to convince the of the of one's kind of activities on there minds out of the gut- of a boy's clubhouse. It a resource centre, a meet- opponent credibility and what go (get your for women's ex- own When there is a basis for I'm about versus bars, ing place, and a basis for activism argument. significant ter, talking dancing sports etc.) the debate, I will rise to the Feizal, In cities are that perience. Although men are not allowed into challenge. your type some larger there many social-type groups you of is We're about from to resource centre, they are allowed into the main of- response, unfortunately, not unique. Putting can become involved in. talking anything sports into is much easier than is diverse sub-culture within fice. Men are allowed to borrow the resources at the people categories always car clubs to book clubs. After all, this a with what When I of some- centre, by choosing from the computer printout of dealing they say. say "dealing the larger society. Chances are, there will be a group people which with", I mean questions strike at the social interests as Give it a books available. A volunteer will even retrieve the asking where with the same you. try. root of the issue and create a I of information is hands on a item a male wishes to borrow. Men are welcome to meaningful response. Another great way getting to get your I know what is hosted the am not saying absolutely right. I am and lesbian or on where any event, outside of the centre, by gay gay-positive newspaper. Depending you that I know what will not work. first at Women's Centre Collective. saying Calling me a are these may or may not be easy to pick up. Look any gay "typical feminist hypocrite" and a "fascist" does not in area. It makes sense to not allow men into a shelter bars the do — to further (whatever that If can't find — bars or check out alternative for battered women. Would you, Feizal, demand anything your point you any newspapers be). cater and 'black the right to attend self-defense classes for women? may bookstores and cafes and bistros that to the 'strange' It little overdue their is a demeaning to take the time out to fabric' crowds. the be there or, even better, Exactly. Women are long right to a Quite often, paper may defend one's self safe someone who is so far off talk place to call women's space. against some people to to. it is easier to leave him lost in the wilderness, with and com- 'Neither bullshit nor ignorance is gender base, For some people, coming to terms their sexuality, bullshit but said all this, I Feizal Vaili, For others, they specific.' Men's ignorance and men's having hope you, put ing out can be a long drawn out process. just appear more into the relevance of words, the situation be in, it is always receives special attention because of male violence thought your on the sccne instantly. Whatever you may in next time to the in locale. In Kitchener- against women, and because we live a maie dom- you put pen paper. good to get information on scene your cail and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo at inated world. (Let's not confuse university with the Waterloo, you can Gay Meena Nallainathan Waterloo 884-GLOW. real world.) Until equality between the sexes is University of at MARCH THE CORD THURSDAY, 26, 1992 14 COIVUVIETSTT A second opinion on Health Services Dear is it that health unless she wanted one. I am not a In to these Editor, nosis). Why ser- blood. She asked me if she should response two inci- is I have friend vices did look into services and I medical doctor but if someone dents, I would like a who recently not deeper again go to health suggest to constant bladder infec- everyone to seek told me about, a serious health what was causing her pain? Why told her to make sure if she does having always a second than four in a short if two did not she seek a tions (more opinion you're concerned problem. For years she had they suggest she get a second opinion, espe- about second to of shouldn't they be health. complained to health services that opinion or go a cially considering their past period time) your Because of their her to seek another sex with her boyfriend (of two specialist? over- neglect with her health. telling Name Withheld by advice? Request look she not ever be able to That isn't all. years) was very painful. They ex- may physician's amined her on several occasions conceive a child. In the last year another one of Now, even after the friends has had a series of and told her that nothing was my Don't is cleared the bladder infections. When she worship wrong. The sex continued to hurt chlamydia up pain and after her still continues and they still say asked health services if this was finally, upteenth pap be test there is nothing to alarmed serious told her that it was they discovered she had con- they mental creations continued the She asked if tracted chlamydia. This disease about. It has to likely caused by sex. where the last time she had she should have a test and, Dear was contracted by a boyfriend she point kidney Editor, dated before her rela- sex with her boyfriend she expe- after waffling on the matter, they An article in last week's Cord has and present really upset me, I am un- considerable of told it wasn't before the rienced a amount her really how to it, or if will even be tionship (4 years diag- necessary sure to respond my response accepted by this I am to last week's article newspaper. referring by Diane Sardi regarding the worship of "the goddess" in her column "Women- words". that it is a fair reflection of Wilf's I guess just today's to patrons pay society pro- mote the worship of, or self indulgence in a mental creation. I say off the bat that I am a Christian, and not ashamed of for right my Lord. Weir's is I forced to wing-ding What upsets me so that, as a Christian, am watch and while so are drawn say nothing many intelligent people away to fol- low and fashion gods that can neither hear, nor save. It be in bar I see, upsets me Dear Editor, was only going to the for which help pay that people ignore the only loving God, who sent his Son Jesus Christ I'm just livid! I just have to wonder who the Stu- for only five minutes. Wilfs is the only place on to die for our sins: not him, but him. service heard time and smokers forced only ignore reject Maybe dents' Union is in fact in for. We campus to smoke, are to pay you bad with in the have had a experience Christianity past, but don't and time again that the directors of WLUSU are for admittance to the place. God for it: is not blame Christianity a relationship, a religion. If you "here to serve the students", to "work for the stu- More importantly, Wilfs is the center of the are not satisfied with your church, find one that puts Christ at the dents", and to "represent the students". So why has university and a good place to meet people before him centre, but don't blame for the problems of man. Christian the Union given $500 to a going away party for the going on to other events. For only five minutes, the literally means 'Christ's one', we become him, and he becomes administration? forced the admission is that ours, outgoing president of the patrons are to pay (or as he has promised, when we put our faith in him. It is a rich, full, and I have no problem with a party to celebrate such Administration?). wonderful life: to be able to without hesitation, that the Lord is I I back the the Union is say, a distinguished career. do, however, have a prob- say take money giving to shall of my shepherd, I not want, is one the greatest blessings that lem with the donation in two respects. First, the President Weir's wing-ding and give it the students God gives to man. I guess the point of this letter is just to exceeds encourage amount the established guidelines set out so they can enjoy their own pub. people to turn to god, not the made-up, empty shells of today's reli- by the Union. The Union cannot even obey its own When will the Union stop giving to the adminis- gions, but to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. I also rules. tration and taking from the students, and start look- pray that the Christians at this school would rise shake off the dust, re- - up, My second point is more at issue with the sup- ing out for their constituents the people they so member the one who loved them, and gave himself for them, and posed claims by our "representatives". The Union generously claim to represent? shine in the the Lord intends. Union as lights darkness, as demands that the supporters of the PAY to I Tim Sullivan get into Wilfs during the day. Last Friday, was John W. Bell told I had to pay to get into Wilf s even though I Fourth year Political Science PSYCHEDELIC THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 THE CORD COMMENT 15 Balkan strife no excuse for Canadian racism John who about the situation in Croatia than there of Due to the current tensions in Cana- wartime Croatia. Sola, any parallel genocide "Yugoslavia" today? Serbs are in Serbian Ontario more Croatians Serbian terri- da between Canadians of was born in the Croatian capital in in general, and concentrated in several towns in Croatian the author has tory...When genocides are not and descent, of Zagreb, to this day has neither specifically in Mississauga East." Croatia where they have long — in chosen to remain his A Torontonian takes it one acknowledged indeed, as anonymous. apologized for nor retracted, step been in the majority and their "If this case, when they a actively comments. However, "he was further when he states that, status is at the heart of the current denied — then there is every school took Sola's is Croatian In a Mississauga high a sorry only that some people priority conflict — a crucial fact rarely ad- reason for the victims, [the then he should be run- Croatian child writes on the his insults poorly." politics, dressed by Western media. To Serbs], to fear renewed blackboard, "The Serb Not do his actions ning for office in Zagreb, not this issue closer to home, only good only slaughters." bring Ontario." Serb." intolerance allow me to ask whether is a dead Josip Gamulin, demonstrate against you you Howard describes the Most Canadians wonder what would be president of the Croatian Com- Canadians of Serbian origin but want to an Anglophone committed the by — mittee for Human Rights states, he has also offended Canadians all the fuss is about; the most living in Quebec if they sepa- Ustashe, the Croatian army is — 50 "With this kind of people [Serbs] of various backgrounds. On De- commonly asked question why rated when only years ago equivalent to that of the German Not - do "Canadians" like Sola had committed there is no relationship. any- cember 10 outside Queen's why they genocide SS, against thatof the Serbs, Jews heaven." An Canadians maintain such views? where. Not even in Park, 5000 dogmatic against your people? and She also addresses I will Gypsies. Oakville couple of Serbian de- demonstrated to demand that Sola To answer this question "Canadians" like Liberal MPP the legitimate fear that the the works of Rhoda E. scent wake one morning to find resign; members of the Sikh, refer to Sola are a farce; what is even Serbs Croatia of 600,000 living in communities Ph.D., a Professor is that this individual is a "Serbmobile" spray painted Muslim and native Howard, worse are due to with its tires flat- and letters McMaster Univer- today experiencing of the Ontario across their van addressed the crowd, Sociology at member legisla- Croatia's declaration of indepen- across Canadian In her the the tened, "Serbs" splattered in support from the sity. article, "Setting ture, and thus has accepted re- Croat-Serb his- dence. the door and broken Jewish and the Con- record on all his garage eggs Congress, straight sponsibility to represent Reporting from Yugoslavia smashed the back door. of Black Women were read Howard an of against gress tory", provides constituents equally, regardless last October, Phil Davison pub- The tension mounting be- aloud. "authoritative scholarly inter- their ethnic origins. Furthermore, of Croatian-Serbian re- lished an article in the tween "Canadians" of Serbian Diane Dragasevich, president pretation magazine, Sola made his statements in his the Second World The that, and Croatian descent is a result of of the Canadian Serbian Council, lations during Independent, stating Queen's Park office, which is war:" the war in Yugoslavia. However, questions Sola's prejudicial be- paid for by the Ontario taxpayer! "Thanks to the Nazi atrocities, the do not un- his "If ethnic strife is many Canadians fully havior toward constituents, "The Croatian fascist state, Yugoslavia's no world has tended to forget the and with Serbs in his that derstand why Serbs Croats, he can't live headed by Anton Pavelic, was excuse for remarks imply Ustashe policy, to which the who of the same ethnic then how does he think he established in 1941. It in- turned "Serbian-Canadians are fair are stock, riding, Roman Catholic church game first forced conver- for each them in the stigated blind third for like if he stands foster such contempt can represent Legisla- a eye, of "convert a bigots Sola; and then of the sions, genocide,of Catholicism), his he has no other. Media coverage simplifies ture?" Babir Singh Nijjar of Serbs (to expel by comments, Serbians. The Serbs of the are kill third." The record the issue, portraying it in black Sikh community echoed a third, a choice but to stand aside as an faith. Orthodox [Protestant] books show that even the and white terms; yet it is not Dragasevich's concerns in his MPP." To express your concern Catholic Some Roman Italian forces were frus- occupying MPP Sola's of- simply a confrontation of speech made at the December about John in Croatia were clergymen shocked by the barbarity of the trated democrats and oppressive 10th demonstration: "Mr. Sola, fensive remarks and Liberal leaders and of the genocide massacres." communists. It is unfortunate that you cannot live Party inaction, please call the today you say nearly half of 22 extermination war in has broken next door to a Serb. Tomorrow he numbers: a Yugoslavia were headed I think following camps by priests. How morbid, know, to to Cana- he live next but isn't it insulting will cannot door About Serbs were Liberal Caucus (416) out, say 570,000 that Mussolini's fascist army was insist da that "Canadians" to a Sikh." Nick Tinter, a director slaughtered in Croatia, along 325-7255 many appalled at the Croatian Ustashe Cana- in- 24,000 Jews and 28,500 on that battle on of the Serbian council further with NDP Caucus (416) fighting tactics in murdering the Serbs were murdered the dian soil? dicates that, "If were to sub- Gypsies 325-7116 you - during World War II it was Serbs on its own initiative, not To Canadians, the anti- stitute the word Jew or black for Conservative many even said that in some areas the under Nazi orders. No parallel mentioned have been Serbian propaganda Serb, [Sola would] Caucus 325-7736 "rivers ran red with blood." (416) fascist government was estab- to be isolated acts, noon." above, appears gone by the in or local MPP. lished by the Serbs, nor was So why all fighting you performed by ignorant individu- Adding insult to injury, Sola of wrist als. However, when a Member received a mere slap on the Parliament makes a blatant racist for his racist comments by inter- comment on public television im Liberal leader Jim Bradley does it not warrant closer scruti- who "reprimanded" Sola publicly ny? with the following statement: "I A Mississauga Liberal MPP am suggesting he be more caught the attention of human temperate in his remarks." rights activists in early December However, this isn't the first when he publicly stated on time Sola's ethnic flag waving CBC's Fifth Estate program, "I has earned him criticism. 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When I carne to Laurier my background was very liberal. My parents believed in unconditional love and taught me to be accepting success. Early this year there was a o day of other people's differences. However, from my interaction with ing Work Force Diversity" and it w extremely Shawn Malik, fourth year Business others, I've discovered that, in accepting other minorities, I am a part had to limit the number of people wij) attended of the minority. the room. There was a long waiting list." The group is presently putting together a Business and Economics about changing course "I think that here at Laurier, with such a small campus, hurts open to issues of discrimination. you get to meet a lot more people. It [racism] is less of a Ignorance "TEAM can create an impact on students," problem than it would be at a larger campus simply be ulty member of the SBE. cause you come in contact with the same people over and It is unfortunate that ignorance towards special groups on campus About changing attitudes at La arier, Ali over and you get to know them as people rather than at a causes not only offense but pain. This ignorance carries itself in an wake up and smell the coffee. We are gong to distance where they are just someone in your class. There attitude--that attitude is called discrimination. diverse world in the future and if e don't Simone Mcintyre is a Trinidadian who has come to Canada to go ship out" are stereotypes about ginos and typical cliques. People to school at Laurier. "My own experience is that when people first form stereotypes, which is not good, but I think individu fmd out where I'm from they instantly look down upon me and are ally it is how you present yourself that counts and that ignorant of my country. People instantly assume my schooling is in makes the difference". adequate. I obviously had to have the same quality of education to get here. They don't see past their own prejudice." Mcintyre is frustrated at the lack of understanding toward foreign first year student students at Laurier. "Everybody's, including faculty's, first reaction is that I have come to Canada because it is 'bigger and better'. They say with contempt, 'you're not going back are you?' as if Trinidad is "When I talk about being a Muslim people all of a sudden some kind of dump." People don't understand that Trinidad is Mcintyre's home--it is associate me with having a bomb in my brief case". where her family is--and it is a country she loves. "One girl said to me during Frosh Week that I didn't deserve to Alkllrim Ali, fourth year Business live in residence because I'm not a tax payer and that didn't make me feel very welcome. "What I always wonder about Laurier is why they don't have more foreign students. This has to be one of the fewer universities in "In my first xear we used to be a really white campus but Ontario that has such a low foreign student ratio." ils now. tam pleased to see that." • Mark Rittinger, VP Student Activities TEAM In motion Recently, a committee has been set up called 1EAM [Together "For me personally I am very proud of my heritage and ness, Equality, Awareness and Multiculturalism]. The group plans to address issues of race relations, gender relations, physically chal the heritage of my family but I still consider myself first lenged relations and sexual orientation issues. TEAM plans to create and foremost a Canadian". more awareness within the university about accepting differences. Alkarim Ali, a fourth year business student, is heading the com fraser kirby, President Student Publications mittee. Ali is a very compassionate individual who wishes to chal lenge attitudes on campus. "In order to make my life more comfort able at Laurier, I have to stand up and talk about problems that exist." One of Ali's fellow students spoke highly of his actions. "It is "There isn't enough multiculturalism here at Laurier. This very difficult for a student to stand up and voice concerns about minorities. I admire Alkarim because he is standing up for his convic school just doesn't have the wide range of ethnic diver tions." sities". Through Ali's own experiences, he noticed some people didn't realize they had been discriminated against. "After I cite certain inci Adrienne Hodgin, VP Media and Communications, dents to them they say 'yes' that's happened to me too." Elect The coneept of TEAM was started to address relations wjthin the \· business program. Because of the amount of support it received from "I once had a conversation with someone who said that because Laurier is such a small, conservative school, we shouldn't rock the boat with groups representing Bold, ene·rgetic minorities on campus. I told him that is exactly why we need these groups on campus. "• women's group fourth year Honors Arts deserves . our support Cu mruigNU~~~S S()lll dis,_,llu m frlj fllis SliT "I once heard someone say (not in direct reference to me) OrriRrio Hy/ro ~ ·~ {rtmr lfllllli(iul ~"""' WsJJk .- Ttics, that because Hindus are not Christian they'll all go to hell. . .! met a girl last year who said I was the first non Caucasian person she had ever had a conversation with." Oontario Vidhya Magendran, second year Business COME TOGETHER : ... -. _,_,__ ···~~ ...... ,.. . ~ .- - - - -~--.....--- _., ------~ ,, ' ' ' ' Taking action it has exp~ed to include members from Laurier is just beginning to take action concerning discrimination "1EAM exi ~to serve the students". in the school system. , faculty a ~sor to the committee, said he The University Employment Equity Advisory Committee, the Safety •••••••••••••••••••••• mittee out ~a need to become proactive. and Equality Department of the Students Union are addressing issues a rk with od er faculty to introduce new con- of discrimination. "I was involved in a project where I had to get comments Barbara Shaw is currently heading project relating to race rela from homosexuals at Laurier; certain of my friends saw 1EAM co rept has already achieved some tions. "The Employment Equity Advisory Committee is about to re 'there was a ~o day seminar called "Manag search and write a race relations policy in keeping with Laurier me and they assumed that because I was hanging around y" and it w~extremely well received. "We needs," she said. Also, in September, 1991, the university formed its them I was gay and they wanted nothing else to do with f people wloattended because of the size of first comprehensive employment equity policy. me." ng waiting li1" Students' Union President, Nick Jimenez is a member of the uni y putting together a proposal to the School of versity committee. He pointed out, "In the past two years the univer fourth year Business s about chruging course content to be more sity has realized how far behind they are in terms of dealing with ination. pertinent issues of race relations, sexual harassment and Aids policy. impact omtudents," said Ron Craig, a fac- There is a lot of work to do but we're making progress to rectify the situation. "When people find out I'm from Trinidad the first thing tudes at Lapier, Ali said, "People have to "It's one thing to create policies to address these issues but its an people say to me is, how come I'm not black?" coffee. We pe gong to be living in a very other thing to engender a real belief in the ideas expressed in those ure and if It don't shape up we'll have to policies. I'm not so certain [the Laurier Community] is ready to Simone Mcintyre, second year foreign student change in practice and I really think that's sad". On Wednesday, March 18, there was a campaign in the concourse called "Accepting Differences." Fran Wdowczyk, Quality of Student Life Co-ordinator said, "We had a lot of students come up and ex "During frosh week it was our responsibility to take pic press their gratitude for putting issues tO forefront. I was really im tures of the cultural diversity at Laurier and it was so dif pressed." ficult. When we finally found someone ethnic we'd have Laurier students are free to utilize systems set up by the univer sity. Shaw said, "I do get inquiries about relating to situations, to follow them around just to get their picture." remarks and incidents and I provide information regarding first, the Human Rights Code, and discrimination; and second, WLU's Devin Kreuger, Keystone volunteer Employment Equity Policy." Cultural Awareness "I was a don last year. On the first day, I had a black stu dent on my floor and I heard more references to 'home There are a variety of clubs on campus which represent different boy' than I had ever heard in my life." cultural interests. The Chinese Student Association, The Croatian Club, The French Spanish Club and the German Club are only a few. AISEC is an international club which has associations with other Former Residence Don schools. Presently, AIESEC is sponsoring two foreign trainee stu dents, one from Ghana and one from India. In the summer, Laurier AISEC students will have the opportunity to go to Japan and Finland. "Laurier is obviously becoming a multicultural school. AISEC's Vice President, Public Relations, Jacinta Roes said, We see ethnic representatives from every background and "AI SEC is here to promote everybody -- not just Germans or Chinese individually. You don't have to go away to see the world. AISEC therefore there is greater awareness." brings the world closer together." Kathleen Wong, third year Honours Arts Rights for a II "I don't think enough is done for the special needs stu Presently there is a Gay/Lesbian Club forming on campus. Gays dents. They're too segregated in this school." and lesbians make up the largest single minority group in Canada and the sad thing is that they are also the most discriminated against. Deb Brooks, WLU Students' Union Director ~ Our society has started to realize that it is unacceptable to make comments against ethnic minorities, women, and special needs stu /• r J dents. However, people still find it acceptable to make derogatory ,... comments about gays. "My high school was about 60% Native Indian. When The Gay/Lesbian Club will serve to articulate their interests as a came here I suffered white culture shock. Someone once minority on campus. Any club of this nature can only add to the cul said to me, Oh my God I heard all Native Indians are fat, tural diversity at Laurier and create more awareness. cigarette smoking, beer drinking slobs." The fact is, sometimes attitudes hurt. The next time you feel con tempt for an individual or a group, look back at yourself. If you look first year, Honours Arts closer you will realize we are all somehow a part of a minority. t,r,.,.~ r::= --= ~...... ,,, "I think multiculturalism is very important. If people ( ...... ) t0)\ ~- {c0 ~ (0 would start seeing other people from ethnic minorities as 9~' _,,.--.. (,/:::- (f/1))\~ individuals and not as stereotypes a lot of the racism that c ~ -:: \~_j ~) t~ 8 exists today would be eliminated." (I';",.;::_ :'''~', ...::::·••,) :::> ~~ "'i-.. !"r"~~ ) 1 ~'<:: Heather Mundell, first year student \.:.J·= t_J ~ ~__./ ..::..~ f"~ ~--~ (i~ :,-,lks e~~ fra j.'s sur dmrAIIIle. ,~v~c ,. (:; \2) visUJie,;,. ~ Morigrw fetlfks RNI fUSC'IS with distJNities. u \U ~ "Personally, I moved here five years ago from Holland and AISEC has been a great way for me to meet people. "Equality is more than appearance" All Canadians are from different places. Appreciation and rio Hydro acceptance helps people get along better and that's impor Canadian Human Rights Commission tant." ••• RIGHT NOW! Jacinta Roest, VP Public Relations, AISEC r HBSSI I'!' '''''' II''I'll '' \ I 5 i rlj 'Niiii ial lllililli i' jjjKirali 'pq || s''' 1 ■ « << > o \y t SCENE Two out of three ain't bad Chris Skalkos writer Gerry Grehan displayed an key. Cord Entertainment intense level with his stel- Total strike-out the energy for good lar no-nonsense guitar playing sound ingredient. The For a rock band playing the and Eddie Van Halen-style flying highlight of the per- club circuit, one of the three main scissor kicks, while the rhythm formance came at the end of the when the band let loose ingredients for a successful live section of new-found members set with and concert is: Creighton Joan on drums an impromptu jam spontaneously 1) It has to be energetic. Tom Lewis, formerly of Eye Eye, breaking into a Steve Ray has be familiar. rift and later a 2) It to on bass held up the rhythm sec- Vaughan doing 3) It has to sound good. tion. cover from Neil Young's Keep Suite's Strike the On In The Free Honeymoon per- one up for energy Rocking formance at Stages in Kitchener ingredient. World. these Too bad the momentum was last week possessed two of The songs from the new ruined when took a time-out ingredients. release seemed to hit a pulse they Playing for over 400 people with the audience, however the for an immature rap-style swear- from served this five-piece band Niagara band relied on older, more famil- ing session that no pur- of introduce the next Falls pulled out a variety iar songs to keep the show alive: pose except to from — and make leave "monster" pop-rock tunes songs like "What Does It Take" song some people their repertoire of four albums. the ballad from their second al- early. Honeymoon Suit got their bum, The Big Prize, and "Bad If Honeymoon Suite could the Canadian their first break onto - for concentrate on Attitude" their theme song channeling with toward better sound in- music scene ten years ago a the night, which drew a loud energies a hit called "New Girl Now" from the foot stead of to see how single response stompin', trying many and have continued to churn out a beer chuggin' audience that times they can scream out vul- stagnated series of hit singles. seemed to appreciate their older garities in a thirty second time After a two year absence tunes a bit more. span, they just might have a Nicholson photo: Shawn F. back on tour "monster" of concert on their they're promoting Strike one upforfamiliarity. a Un- their new album Monsters Like most middle-of-the-road- hands. der the and if their live Bed, act bands playing licensed venues indication of how suc- was any that may not be suitable for cessful their new release will be, sound, finding the right combina- the band may not further tion of vocals and instruments is A go any chal- than achieving another hit single an ongoing challenge...a tight group and playing an endless string of lenge Honeymoon Suite just bar couldn't seem to meet. The Billy Bowens gigs. Robert Johnson and Bob Dylan "Awakenings", a well-arranged from a shroud of acoustics were and the in- Cord Entertainment Emerging poor covers to a foot stompin' solo and executed piece that came ear- smoke from struments meshed into a blowing relentlessly together Laurier Musician's Network harmonica/vocal piece written ly in the second set. Damn good dry ice machines, they opened sloppy drone drowning each other Geoff called recording artists The Rising Sons and performed by all around. their set with a rendition out. rousing musical "Stub's Blues" showed act and fellow brought their unique per- up. Opening of You Don't Know Me", Johnnie*Dee, front man and "Say Wilf's & The was and well- Musician's Network spective and panoramas to group tight recording their first release off their debut lead singer for the band, was last Thursday night. By the end of rehearsed for the evening, negoti- artist Matthew Osborne provided album, and then broke in quickly definitely lacking the vocal de- cover tunes the loud, powerful evening the ating myriad key, tempo and a good set of classic into In Love", a as he couldn't seem "Burning tempo partment to in each and two (also found on good sized crowd was still shout- dynamics changes song originals from their third and most number hold a note without running out with effortless Grown album), but ing for more. seemingly grace. the Campus successful album Racing After of breath. The vocals back-up The rock-blues-folk-country- The best example of the band's the highlight had to be "Inter- Midnight. did little to improve the sound as musical had to be in the the Nine jazz quartet featured Greg Hutch- prowess galactic Prophylactics", Guitarist and main the was of song- harmony mostly out finale of their first "Train to Big Dogs classic that Osborne ings on drums and vocals, Jay set, With drums and dedicated to in the Schneider on bass and most lead Cry". Hutchings' some guy Schneider's bass audience named "D'arcy". vocals, Geoff Stubgen on organ relentlessly and harmonicas and Scott Gillies driving the rhythm forward, Stub- Both The Rising Sons and and Gillies were allowed to Matthew Osborne can be found soon! on guitar. Fueled by Schneider's gen beautiful the Musician's powerful, raunchy singing voice, soar away on some truly on Network and work. Also "Laurier Grown '92" Coming the did a bit of everything lead guitar organ Campus group and in the band's own in- available Heather Maeers '"'pessimistic man' an 'insane for the enthusiastic audience notable was compilation album, at Cord Entertainment woman' (played by Karen their two sets. Everything from strumental composition the Info Booth for seven dollars. both Morton), are trying to cope Need a break from assign- with the impersonality of living and How in ments exams? about a a large city." This exploration litde laughter? of dealing with metropolitan life The University of Waterloo is said to be "brilliantly funny". Drama Department presents Laurier students, and any one hilarious else who reads this Christopher Durang's paper, are en- play "Laughing Wild" from couraged to come out and get a March 25-28, curtain up at taste of the University of Water- 8:00pm in the Theatre of the Arts. loo's Drama Department and to Tickets can be bought at the door experience Durang's portrayal of for $6.00 (students and seniors), the dangers and thrills of modern and $8.00 (adults). American life. Reservations and further in- Craig Mason, a fourth year drama student at U. of W., and formation are available at the also "the man" in "Laughing Humanities Theatre Box Office, Wild", said that his character, a 885-4280. THE CORD THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 20 SCENE The Chieftans -- reigning champions Steve Hodgson Eyes". Roger Waters have all performed Cord Entertainment The Chieftans on-stage banter with the sextet. between their celtic offerings, Supergroups U2 and quickly broke down barriers any Hothouse Flowers have been in- If there was ever a style of between audience and performer fluenced by Irish Traditional music that illustrates the celebra- as harpist Derek "Ding Dong" music as well. Past albums from tion of song and dance to its ful- Bell stole the show with his these bands have included such lest, The Chieftans treatment of hilarious antics which left the instruments as the uileann pipe Irish Traditional music would crowd rolling in the aisles. and the bodhran, also used by the foot the bill. The highlight of the surely per- Chieftans. The reigning champions of formance came as New York The Chieftans delivery of pas- Irish music played to a packed Irish step-dancer Sheila Ryan sion and warmth will lift your house at the Centre in the Square took the stage during a few of the spirits in any setting. delivered Wednesday, March 18 and gave samplings by the group. the audience two hours of toe- Dressed in full Irish garb, Ryan tapping music filled with captivated the audience with her tremendous enthusiasm and complex steps which added yet X humourous anecdotes. another dimension to this magical Spokesman Paddy Moloney night. King's spiritual led the wisecracking group The relaxed and unpretentious in 30 Phil Desmond Head". The album Gretchen... the group's sound new through songs encompassing atmosphere the Chieftans project ways. of Cord Entertainment showed clearly the intense There is a fine line between hav- years performing including is almost unmatched in music character of the a distinctive sound and "Tabhair Dom Laimh" Me which for the spiritual group; ing being (Give today, may account and X From Houston, X are a although not exactly christian repetitive, King's is walk- Your Hand) and"The Mason's who's who of performers that King's trio. of rock, King's X's music exudes ing it. Apron", drawn from their most have recorded with the Irish band. unique Consisting This the An Irish vocalist/bassist Doug Pinnick, positive feelings without seeming gripe aside, album is recent album, Evening, Heavyweights such as Elvis With their third album a the which features The Who's Roger Costello, Marianne Faithful, guitarist Ty Tabor and drummer to preach. competent one, retaining features X have been Faith Love, X con- same trademark that have Daltry singing "Behind Blue Rickie Lee Jones, Ultravox and Jerry Gaskill, Kings Hope King's their defined their sound in the playing their distinct style of tinued to develop optimistic past brand of rock. Tabor's continues heavy rock for many years al- heavy Ty guitar to with the ready, although their first album King's X's fourth and latest embrace songs meatiest, fullest of riffs, * STORAGE SPICE appeared only in 1988. That al- album is a self-titled effort; judg- meanwhile adopt- bum, Out of The Silent Planet, ing by the cover artwork alone, ing a more benign, acoustic style is demonstrative of the group's this release follows in the same in the calmer songs. Vocalist Student Rates Available! Pinnick belts combination of heavy, heavy gui- spiritual vein as its predecessors. Doug out his soulful and Recorded and in Hous- with conviction, sort Call between 8:30 am-7:00 tars, gentle melodies choral produced lyrics raspy pm harmonies. But it their ton the team the last was sec- by same as of a metal James Brown, if you ond album Gretchen Goes To three X has the will. All the 60 Kitchener St. S HA AEM albums, King's songs incorporate Nebraska sound and that gained the group same feel as their other same harmony style of chorus I Kitchener 8/WilW considerable critical acclaim, work; personally, would rather that has underlined the quasi- both in Europe and the U.S., with they had experimented with dif- continued on page 22 the inspired single "Over My ferent producers to perhaps push 1 11 Bovsin the Hood 6 princess street west, Waterloo film info, ms-mso 3 y S . N\tN^BERSy jigg 1 ■■Jppp Thursday April 2 - 7:oopm Friday April 3 - 7:oopm Saturday April 4 - 7:oopm April 5 - 7:oopm & Monday April 6 - 9:2opm, Rated AA L l J THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 THE CORD SCENE 21 Tap into Canada! on fully "Just Begin Again" and front. He also lands a miniature recites "The mellifluously on bass solo opportunity on this Of Rock": Majesty track, but it's foiled by his weak And that's The Of Majesty technique and possibly by the dis- Rock traction of having an armadillo- The Mystery Of Roll! sized gourd in his trousers. The the darning of sock The most carcass-melting metal The of the scoring g0a1... assault comes in the slow- Nigel Tufnel makes his building guise of "Break Like rock'n'roll statement, but it's a The Wind". This is a Gattling- understand. little harder to Solo Gun trade-off of guitar solos: numbers like "Springtime" and kicked off by a sulphuric solo by "Clam Caravan" are a far cry Nigel, the baton is passed from from band staples like "Bitch Slash to Steve Lukather to Joe School" and "Christmas With The Satriani; then a cliff-diving, Devil". It does prove his diverse whammy-dropping climax from do talent, however, as his mus- Jeff Beck, who then invites them cular, "trademark" solos—each all back for a head-shaving, lava- in spinning its own confusing pouring free-for-all of noise. sometimes (and ear-bending) or- Clearly, this is the hippest bit. release of the decade thus far, and Derek Smalls lead gets a vo- the tour will bring them to T.O. in cal on "Cash On Delivery", a July. So, then, in the words of Sir song about the annoying tendency Dennis Eton Hogg: "Tap into run out. And in the most for Trevor Hamoen yet now, ly to contribute to this album-a prostitutes to want money up Canada!" musical of Cord Entertainment eagerly awaited event testimony to Tap's unshaken the second to their im- year, only popularity with L.A.'s best. pending North American tour, The music here from Spinal Tap were never really ranges comes Break Like the insistence of apart. Even when David St. Hub- Spinal Tap's VanHalenesque with the The Wind. This deliciously "Diva Fever" to the Beatles bins was recording romp release London Philharmonic, Nigel Tuf- pungent comes complete of "Rainy Day Sun". Most are with 13 tracks, skull-crunching rockers, however, and feature nel was experimenting with and from Ric acoustic heavy metal, and Derek guitar, inspired lyrics barbaric drumming in celebrities Joe and forceful deliveries Smalls was playing a Tap a-plenty. Cher, Shrimpton in Jeff Slash and from the members. cover band England--they Satriani, Beck, founding March 26 knew their time together had not Dweezil Zappa all agreed cheeri- David St. Hubbins emotes soul- Art Exhibit Laurier Art Gallery 10th Annual Faculty Staff Student Art Show skdemisandgraiis 10:00am-7:00pm weekdays Continues to April 3 Free Admission Music at Noon I Jazz Trio Ron Schrim-trombone Karl Stevenson-bass John Sherwood-piano 12:00 Noon Aird Recital Hall Free Admission I SUNDAY March 29 Jazz Ensemble Concert ..*> Ron Schirm, Conductor TO PREVENT DEFAULT ON YOUR CANADA STUDENT 3:00 Aird LOAN, pm Recital Hall YOU MUST CONTACT YOUR BANK I : Admission: Adults $6, Seniors $3 Needs Persons-Free • the end of Students/Special at each school year; • when school you begin a new year; • when you move; I MONDAY • if you drop out; March 30 • if become a student. you part-time A Carnival Blast-Off for John & Ann Weir RISKS OF DEFAULT : live featuring games, • credit poor history; entertainment and Free Food • no further Canada Student 12:00 Theatre Loans; pm Auditorium • collection action; Free Admission • withholding of income tax refund. I THURSDAY April 2 BE RESPONSIBLE, Music at Noon Elissa Poole-Baroque flute PAY BACK YOUR STUDENT LOAN 12:00 Noon, Aird Recital Hall Free Admission Department ofthe Secretary Secretariat Etat M of State of Canada da Canada d' 11*1 I Canada Student Programmecanadien CI (1 Loans Program de prets aux etudiants 22 THE CORD THURSDAY, MARCH 26, ±992 SCENE Lindros in Church video Laurier or else for that the beach felt and not heard. anywhere 1. When you go to You probably matter. an old friend and Budweisers. won't Prostituting for volleyball remember the lyrics after would be like like the Church need some 2. When you good hearing tracks such as "ripple", lover with all sharing your your music. "lustre" or work-out "chaos", but you'll re- friends. After hearing their only in between 3. Sandwiched member how lead singer Steve hit: "under the Madonna. milkyway tonight" Tom Petty and Kilbey soothed with a voice that at 8:30 in the morning on a silly 4. If you're trying to hit it off redefines mellow, how guitaring Ottawa radio station, I've decided Lindros' duo with Eric agent. Marty Willson-Piper and Plan A: I tried hold of Pierre Bernhardt to get a that obscure bands means Priest=Aura Peter carried liking Do play Koppes you into the Cord Entertainment Eric Lindros to see if he'd appear listening to them when you want 1. When it's dark and interstellar and how you're zone, new in their video. his next However, to. alone. drummer Jay Dee Daugherty has never heard of The After two months of harrass- agent Now, let's assume (for fun) 2. If don't like drugs but that you proves some alternative Church and furthermore I the at HMV and Sam the thought that a shit about ing guys you gave you want to get high. bands have real drummers that was a from Chicoutimi. Recordman, I figured out that prankster Priest=Aura, and that ac- on and 3. If you're high drugs can out you play. Look, go and buy it! there must be at least three or Plan B: You're looking at (im- the C.D. want to tually picked up (buying you get higher. the album! You can't miss the four other people in town pressing the sheiss out of the is forbidden unless 4. If think the best you cassette you place dog with the pyramid, then the new so that all all of the anxiously awaiting guys you buy are one of those who drink to reality is that mystical we can you escape maybe interest the boys Church Album: Priest = Aura. Church albums). champagne out of a drinkin'- found between two plane into coming and playing at Wilfs I After a little brainstorming, I Actually, have mixed feel- Here's how I box). suggest you speakers. or something. came with two to about the Canadian it: up plans get ings starting use Priest=Aura is like good bass Pierre Bernhardt is one of the Priest = Aura in Canada. Church Revolution here at Priest=Aura meant to moving Don't play on your stereo, it's be five local Church fans. King's X continued 20 from page gospel nature of their work in the past. The album begins abruptly BlllfcYjSffifl|i]tjijjfflw|ffimj iiffflf'lHMffi flP| with the powerful guitar drive of "The World Around Me". Com- from the the pelling onset, song EHjpv shows the group's ability to hit hard without being aggressive, and to play heavy rock without sounding sinister. Equally potent is the hymnal "Chariot Song". Echoing slightly Faith Hope Love's "Moanjam," the song progresses through several different textures via l»l»iiiip^ some disconcerting breakneck time changes. For many hard rockers un- familiar with King's X, the mar- riage of metal and spirituality for WELCOME TO THE BUSINESS WORLD. may seem an unlikely one; metal anyone who doubts the DO YOU HAVE quality of the band, their riffs have to be heard (preferably loud) YOUR CMA DESIGNATION? to be believed. Songs such as "Black Flag", "What I Know About Love" and"The Ooh Song" boast the most grinding, chunkiest guitar this side of Sab- bath. ■**• I~J*Y,- . J*** it is all That is not to say that Some selections power. gentler As a business of of university student, you're aware the two-year CMA Professional Program reveal the highly melodic side of the band. the sitar of that Resurrecting some the challenges may cross your path hold a designation that is much valued and from Gretchen..., "Not Just For in chosen It won't be rewarded in business world. your profession. always richly today's the Dead" is an uplifting song, marred only slightly by tinny And need more than wits - Give in easy. you'll your yourself a competitive edge the sounding vocals. "Dream in My need the Life" begins airily with an almost you'll CMA designation to succeed. marketplace. Enroll in the CMA Program. 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Perhaps then, X The of Accountants of Ontario break King's Society Management will be the one to metal big in Canada, and into the 7 0 University Avenue, Suite 300, Toronto, Ontario MS J 2M 4 (416) *-> 7 7 7 741 leagues. 11 And who knows, maybe they even tour here this time. THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 THE C ORD SCENE 23 Allman Bro's, take it or leave it To I3e Scene en". This is white Delta Geoff Stubgen in 1971, and you have an ab- truly Cord Entertainment solutely smoking album. Blues at it's finest. The Allman Brothers Band: 20 is time the order MARCH 22 Now, years a long Unfortunately, song of Worlds does leave bit be desired. The The UW Chamber Choir presents a choral concert at St. John's Shades Two to wait for a band to return to a to from the first two tracks "End of the Line" Lutheran Church at 8 Tickets are $6 and $4 (students and I have to say right form, but the time has come at pm. This and "Bad Rain" are in the same seniors). start, I love this album. last and the Allmans appear to in and the similarities between MARCH 26 release is perhaps the Allman have no intention of packing it key the two are a little too obvious. Music at Noon: Jazz Trio - Ron Schirm, trombone, Karl Brothers Band's most powerful for at least another 20 years or so. Other than that the album and John Sherwood, effort since 1973's Brothers and Undoubtedly, the best track though, Stevenson, bass, piano. will in talk 11 is well out and flows Photographer Peter Ross discuss his work an informal Sisters. Guitarists Dicky Betts on the album is the minute thought very 7 the and in smoothly from one track to the at pm, Library Gallery Cambridge. and Warren Haynes are amazing epic "Nobody Knows". This song The it "Mid- next. Global Community Centre presents Hijos Del Maiz at the whether dueling out on is the epitome of all that is the Emmanuel United 7:30 I warn thai this al- Church, night Man" or harmonizing to Allman Brothers. Impeccable must you pm. MARCH 27 that distinctive Allman's work bum is long and self-indulgent. produce organ, guitar and rhythm Canadian and Connie Kaldor in concert. "Kind The solos on forever and the singer songwriter sound on the instrumental through both tightly structured go free of form for Emmanuel United Church. For ticket info see Small concert of Bird". Add to this Greg and free-form, space-jam-style songs are people Judy who like their music in info (March 13). Allman's B-3 organ and vocal- sections. The other highlight of wrapped The UW Concert Band directed Karen which hasn't been Betts' presents a concert by work, probably the album is Dicky ar- nice, neat 3 minute packages. But Tomlin at 8 at the Humanities Theatre. The UW Band since his of the Robert Johnson pm Stage so strong guitarist/band rangement this was never the Allman will also Tickets $6 and $4 and died perform. are (students seniors). co-founder/brother, Duane, classic "Come on in My Kitch- Brothers Band's intended MARCH 28 audience anyway. They are a Two Nice Girls (from Texas) in concert. The Commercial blues band. Their's is the music Tavern, Maryhill. Tickets: 747-8765. of the deep south, the Mississippi MARCH 31 Delta, music at its simplest, An exhibition of Peter Shwartzman's artwork at Eldon Gallery in rawest and most heartfelt. They Waterloo. The Exhibition continues to April 25. are carrying on the musical tradi- APRIL 1 tions of the deep south with just a Waterloo Showtime presents the Lighthouse Festival Theatre's musi- touch of innovation and modern 8 in the Humanities UW. cal comedy Dads in Bondage, pm Theatre, technology to keep it fresh. This album is for blues lovers MUSIC AT NOON: Every Tuesday and Thursday at noon, the stu and all those who are tired of dents and staff of the Faculty of Music present free concerts in the mainstream rock and roll, but at Recital Hall in the Aird Centre. All are welcome. the same time aren't into the Attention WLU artists: Your entries are welcome in the 10th An- heavy alternative scene. On the nual Laurier Art Show - Student - - Staff. The show like Faculty runs other hand, if you your music March 16 - April 3, 1992 in the Laurier Gallery, John Aird Centre. simple and neatly packaged, SHOW YOUR STUFF!! forms are available at WLUSU, Fine you'll probably be better off wait- Entry Arts department and portables, and the staff/faculty lounges, ing for the next Lynrd Skynrd v J release. 0> i^H W^T FREE ADMISSION BEFORE 9:00 341 Marsland Dr., Waterloo 886-7730 : : : : : : fijv 5s^^>jw?>: S>^>?>>S?>S:::::;:::::::::::;: ::: : : ::>::: : S: :c: >> r - mm '/-:^r - m> jSsf '--^y---i : '-yi . 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After son. "My expectations were 3-11 I It is true, Laurier did have the a regular season campaign, greater, and thought we could misfortune of in what is the playoff loss came as expected, have done better." playing contributed overall arguably the best division in the and to an The coach's feelings were Teams like Brock, record of 10-22. shared by the players, especially country. and Having made some glowing Western, Waterloo, Guelph McMaster time and predictions in the pre-season, proved again for such as a .500 record and possible to be too much the young Golden Hawk which had OUAA contender, it is safe to say squad, 12 who the season was a disappointment. players on its roster were in either Ist 2nd Accord- Although the players and coach- or year. The Eda Di Liso Hawks weren't just picking their own butts. Pic: ing staff seemed to work hard and ing to Jeffries, "all the good better one of two ways. The kids on the post players. Hopefully of the can roster have to develop, or else we some younger players "Among the most frustrated has In looking to the future, the coach and come in this have to go out and recruit a develop through to be coach Gary Jeffries whose remains optimstic, contending couple of players who could help capacity, but that remains to be intense mannerisms during a that 7 still think we have a decent us." seen until next year. showed desire nucleus talent, and we should game a great to of I The team will undoubtedly be In closing, would like to win." take a good step forward.'" the hurt by the expected loss of thank the members of team and the staff for accept- fourth year players Danny Deep, coaching along fine, the results that teams have and me and forth their get quality 3rd, 4th Ray Tone and Steve Duncan, and ing giving came about have to be considered sth so our in without much hassie. year players, maybe will definitely need some help opinions less than the satisfactory. expectations were a little too high the guard and forward positions. Although season was not a the in that Among most frustrated regard." Point Chris success on the scoreboard on Pic: Eda Di Liso guard Livingstone has be to coach Jeffries, In had occasions, the were Gary looking to the future, the an exceptional year, but many games whose intense mannerisms the veterans who have been needed that and a during coach remains optimistic, con- depth is still at posi- always entertaining a showed a desire to this scenario "I cover. Also, game great through before. tending that still think we have tion if Laurier is to be competi- pleasure to special win. he blew his cool such Laurier's Although Some, as co-captain Steve a decent nucleus of talent, and we tive. The same is true for the big thanks go out to Luke, times A many he believed the team im- where rookie Tom no. 1 f*&% fan and referee during games, Duncan, should take a good step forward man positions, #g should be commended for but that the record was in order made the staying proved, next year." However, to Pallin did an admirable job this abuser, who going to calm after relatively some partic- "Our record doesn't do "we have a lot of fun. Thanks lot deceptive. so, to get deeper year, but lacked experience games a losses. He also ularly tough show it, but we better this from twelve in either and luck got one through against some of the division's guys, good next year!!! Hawkey Hawks get respect by Geoff Thureson and National Championships lost. the Hawks' enthusiasm, drive and Cord Sports team this There was the excitement of the will to win. The year the of the was different from the one I saw games, ecstasy seeing the last Whereas last the The Wilfrid Laurier Golden home team win, and agony year. year, down defeat. Hawks would the Hawks hockey season is done when we went to hometown play the to outscore like dinner. We finished fourth in And sister-kissing numbness run and gun, trying and and sun- the OUAA West division, beat of the ties. And most of all, the opponents try from Windsor, Western and Guelph in seeing the differing personalities burn the opposition's goalie into of the on so much, the playoffs, and lost the first on the team meld one the goal light going four units in the coun- this version was a more game of the National top hockey year's The the bunch. The Championships to Acadia. The try. following are mo- gritty, physical will and Hawks finished tied for third in ments and memories that last corners belonged to them, no into the this and one was allowed to venture country with the UQTR far beyond season, prob- of forbidden land without Patriotes. That about the stick with me for the rest that sums up ably paying the price. They still had hockey season, but is that all it my life. with the likes of Mark should be boiled down to? some dash, First, there were the games them- McCreary, Steve Griggs, and In a word, no. There was much selves. Though the fan support Kulafofski able to more to the season for the Haw- of Smitty being was pretty mediocre at the start Hawkey Hawks didn't respect this ref. Pic: Rambo key Hawks than wins and losses, the season, that did not dampen cont'd on page 28 THE CORD THURSDAY, MARCH 26 26. 1 go? SPORTS March is a great 'sports' month by Brian Lauzon Let me win It's time to this explain something to when they do. This also May (yeah right). happen, only a few points Cord Sports Here at the Cord, we would you. have means that I feel like I lose when start reading all the textbooks that separate the basement to submit articles brawlers. Joe our for publica- they lose. I went to the Nationals haven't read for the last two Sacco is you scoring tion well for by Monday at noon, unless months. So where are the Leafs, championship game two years you going playing with Couch Potato season is com- you are the editor, or someone Gilmour and Glenn ago and we lost (I believe it was to find the time to watch all of the Doug Ander- with The ing soon to a T.V. room near extenuating circumstances. to to be son. line should you. York by the score of 4-2). cool sports that are going on add some This I Yes, it's March again, so warm means that am writing this been about to scoring punch to the Ever since then I have afraid T.V. soon, forget going Leafs, more remote control thumb on I don't Rob Pearson up your Sunday evening, so by matching up with Wendel Clark and go stock up on the two-litre really know that the Hawks beat and Peter Zezel Cokes and of Doritos. the in the third than else. Let's big bags Gryphons game of anything hope Ahhh West called time VCR! that March, time for the Leafs the OUAA division final. I "It's management! Buy a they stay together. Leaf draft make Dimitri to their annual charge for don't know that our boys kicked pick Mironov, a Russian Stay until 4 a.m. watching reruns on the last up blueliner with playoff spot. Time for some major butt down the road in wheels and size March Madness NCAA Bas- „Guelph, but and Screw the al- has joined, after his release (the my instincts, my TSN. schoolwork, ifyou don't from ketball - as if school tells the with no Championships you spirit me that this is a country name. As the know it, won't learn it didn't Time for ready you probably Leafs close to know). Spring foregone conclusion. Thus, I am get making the Training to drone on so this article with playoffs, we endlessly writing the ex- now anyway! may even see more that it makes the of Canadian start of the sea- pectation that our Hawks have Olympic standout son seem like the World Series. Kent Manderville before again reached the Nationals. the end Time see which CFL of the Of to teams Our boys have reached the season. course, you'll because I almost of them. It's called time have watch were smart enough to draft a Nationals again. Since this is to go to a game any to T.V. to seem them VCR! Golden Hawk. there's that their was management! Buy a Stay their first Shit, even going to be my final year at this thought losing my play games. reason until 4 A.M. watching reruns Golf and Curling on T.V. for the fine institution (don't cry), I real- fault. This is another why up March Madness. Will Duke win I I that I won't be on TSN. Screw the schoolwork, Will true potatoes. But yes, best of all, ly hope we it all. am not a suspect we won. repeat? Princeton beat if don't know time to suited with all member of the hockey team, and there. No, I will be enjoying a you already it, you Georgetown? If get up your you remember a won't learn it now Laurier the never have been. 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DOWNTOWN BRANTFORD gjgg ; (519)751-1234 Wmmm ! * I V(SA II i LEGAL AGE 19 PROPER ID REQ'D ' THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 THE CORD SPORTS 27 Season comes to one game first period, but Tampa Bay's while they outmatched third on by Rob Hums Nesbitt Cup last season, for-man appear into the period goals by Cullen, Scott, Watts quickly tied the with Cord Sports stalwart defenceman Craig by Montreal, but Cullen, Scott, and Richardson. game outside with Kevin Watts a knuckle-bailer from just Nicholson was the leading scorer Shaw along Montreal's Morgan Goodwill and the blueline. Todd Lawson Scottie Richardson can be This is what it's all about: one in the MacPhee Division and a and Alex McCoumbes closed the gap Montreal's lead early in winner take all. The all-star. The to one but Scott added an regained game, probable league equalizers. goal, the the final frame, and it appeared Labatt's Tamiae Hockey League only thing that could hurt empty-netter to ice win. this would stand But CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL: that up. season comes to an end tonight at Montreal is their lack of finishing GAME 1 with four minutes in at the Waterloo Bubble their chances to remaining 11:00pm power; numerous TAMPABAY 4 MONTREAL 2 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL: the Tampa Bay made it 2-2 either or Montreal board game, as Tampa Bay put goals on the every showed that GAME 2 on a Ellis after a will take home the coveted often missed. Mean- Tampa Bay they goal by Cray game are for the MONTREAL 3 TAMPA BAY 2 from Geisler. are definitely hungry nice feed Jason Mullin-Nesbitt Cup. while, Tampa Bay has three of forced third and when Mullin-Nesbitt Cup as they took a Montreal a Overtime was averted How did the two teams reach the best players in the THL in winner 1-0 lead in this best-of-three deciding game with this do-or-die McCoumbes popped the the championship final? Tampa Scott Cullen, Tim Scott, and final. Scott Ife the off skate with under not championship victory. opened a Tampa Bay Bay, at one time in danger of Jason Shaw. Their hard-work for Montreal late in the Bay took a 3-0 lead scoring two minutes to play. making the post-season party, fin- ethic got them to the finals. Man- Tampa ished the regular season with a ICE CHIPS six-game undefeated streak to in the The Labatt's Tamiae Hockey receive a first-round bye THL ANNUAL AWARDS BANQUET League Annual Awards Banquet playoffs. In the semi-finals, they is Monday, March 30 at 8:00pm defeated an injury-riddled San Place: Wilfs in Wilf's. All teams and their Jose squad 6-3 in the two-game friends are invited and en- total-goals series. Meanwhile, attend. Awards will route. Dates March 30 couraged to Montreal took a different Monday be to all members of the After a slow start that relegated given Mu 11 in-Nesbi 11 Cup them to the MacPhee Division, lime; 8;G0 p.m. three All- Montreal has since not lost a championship team, of the Week, a first-round Star teams, Players single game. After Awards Include: and divisional and playoff leading win over powerful Quebec, In addition, there will be Montreal upset heavily favoured scorers. Mullin-Nesbitt the Calgary 6-4 in the semi-finals in Cup awards presented to regular season and playoff Most Valuable two of the best played games this All-Star Selections, of the Week Players, Most Outstanding Goal- year. 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Waterloo 747-5746 / 183 Webor King March 1 Si HatHre - MM 8 | MARC H the cord THURSDAY, 26, 1992 28 SPORTS Quest for the Grail continues There's always next year cont'd from 25 Davidson page in the OUAA was bigger than There were also Sean if and Mark the two burn you you gave them the him, that never deterred him from McCreary, the team. Sean scored chance. Or even if you didn't. throwing himself relentlessly snipers on his with his position- Although they were a team, it impeccable "There Steve 'The Taz- wrist made of each was ing and eye-of-the-needle was up individuals, manian Devil' Griggs. Five-foot- shots. Mark scored his with his with their own distinct per- and eight and about one-hundred, blistering speed, blowing by de- sonality and characteristics that heart sixty-five pounds of pure fenders when he came screaming blended together perfectly. There and guts." down the wing with the puck. was Steve "The Tazmanian And to complement the two were Devil" Griggs. Five-foot-eight against them, time after time, ir- Don McConnell and Mike Dahle. and about one-hundred and sixty- ritating and antagonizing the op- didn't a lot of These guys score five pounds of pure heart and position, throwing them off their goals, but it was because of their guts. Though just about everyone game. perfect passing and playmaking that Davidson and McCreary did. Smitty Kulafofski (one of the WATERBUFFALOS best names in hockey history) was the epitome of the checking kill forward. Being put out to penalties and stop the opposi- "°°°° tion's is not an Hawks celebrate another scorers easy job, goal. Pic; Eda Di Liso but Smitty, with his speed, heart around. With the veterans like and still made the big saves. and elbows, would shut them The Rucchin and Marc Hawks as well have down, and also get a point a game Larry Lyons might down the bricked over the himself. Along with Steve calming younger guys goal mouth, as like Mark Strohack and Jamie that is what it like Griggs, they formed the most was having the Patenall, the entire crew made Rick back there. potent penalty-killing unit in Pracey lead no there is the OUAA, and maybe the country. sure a was pretty safe, Finally, coach. took The rest of the forward crew matter how slim. Rucchin, Wayne Gowing a team that Jim else in the complemented the main guys. Lyons, Strohack, Patenall, nobody country BASH Pic: Chris Skalkos Pic: Dan Heidman Pic: Dan Heidman and They were diggers, checkers, Mclaren, and Geoff Publow, thought was going anywhere who the that is Na- jttTffl guys punished opposi- while not impenetrable, were turned it into a team tion. Kevin Greco, Cory Pageau, punishing. tional Championship material. v Andrew Wood, Pat (two-sport) The last line of defence is always O'Leary and the rest were the a goalie, and a great team needs a could count on to come The Hawks have guys you great goalie. a "I have to use this last bit of for if the other team Rick up big you great one. Pracey was to thank the team for a somehow to the this space managed stymie amazing year. Easy shots co- great year. Everybody big guns. never went in, hard ones were were The defence started off with lot operated whenever they a made to look easy, and the im- asked ques- TWIST into to answer a couple of of but matured didn't young guys, possible ones usually go in that, it was tions, and more than one of the most solid bluelines either. He stood on his all year. entertainment." great HAVE A CAMPUS LIFE the To him should go biggest the credit, because without him, FURNISHED ROOMS $300. - $355./MTH Hawks would not get the respect NEILL-WYCIK CO-OP COLLEGE they deserve. | bit of I have to use this last c- P 96 Gerrard St. E., MSB IG7 a thank the team for space to co- great year. Everybody were l whenever they I / OWNED and OPERATED operated I of ques- APRIL, asked to answer a couple BY STENTS FOR STUDENTS V l tjhf it was /' more than that, , tions, and The Quest great entertainment. (416) 977-2321 for the Grail did end in success, Championship TICKETS ON as the National NEILLWYCIK but resides out west right now, min wa^k CO-OP COLLEGE INC. • - next the chance comes again year, this year, Eaton Centre and if it is anything like as enjoyable. it will be every bit hockey Well folks, that's it for TORONTO CHURCH & GERRARD for it Don't look for this year. it won t next week, 'cau there. THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 1992 THE CORD I SPORTS 29 Steroids and homosexuality plague WWF for what it called ing To explaflt his abseuCc this teaming him, and delivering a by Mark the Mauler cused molesters. Bruno Sam- from the WWF summer. clothesline from Cord Sports martino and "Superstar" Billy "indecent conduct". It was not huge cheapshot behind. could of what it was that This past Sunday the It be a sign Graham made an appearance as revealed exactly Crippler and I took notes at the things to come. Vince McMahon sweated well, giving the real story behind Neidhart did. wrestling Toronto Leaf Gardens. next mat steroid If this next is true, Maple Tune in week fans, through an entire episode of Hulk Hogan's extensive report you feature bout won't be Dave The pitted Hogan when the Mauler will have Donahue, which aired last March use. probably seeing and Piper vs. Flair and Justice. Wrestlemania VIII predictions 16. Allegations of homosexual For once in his life, the Mauler "British Bulldog" Smith around much He is rumoured to Hogan pinned Hair after double- that you can take to the bank! harassment by some of his top ex- was wrong. The Legion Of Doom longer. liver and ecutives were thrown at have not left the WWF for Japan be experiencing pan- McMahon by a panel of former and were only rumoured to be creas trouble, as well as kidney WWF employees, including for- headed there. The reason for failure. It must have been from all ice-cream bars Smith mer heel Barry O. McMahon L.O.D.'s absence is an injury suf- those WWF of harassment is ridiculous loved to eat. NOT! denied hearing any fered by Hawk. It until recently and claimed to have that the WWF refuses to ack- The Hulkster's retirement is full into in launched a investigation nowlege any injuries suffered by still nowhere sight. Terry the matter. its athletes. "Hulk Hogan" Boulder will take Wrestlemania ends Former Intercontinental The New Foundation just be- this summer off to film yet anoth- er movie, to return Champion Pat Patterson recently came ancient history. Owen only part-time from his executive it alone in the fall. Look for to resigned top "Rocket" Hart must go as Hogan Mark Hand position as he was one of the ac- Jim "Anvil" Neidhart was fired receive a near career-ending beat- By Cord "Sports" Fighting a losing battle Martin "the Crippler" Walker was crowned the 1992 WLU video wreslting champion when the tournament came to a conclusion this Walker in past Thursday. won with a lucky victory the final round Chris Werynski by research and compiled a list of activities recently Mark over "Superstar" Chisolm. Cord Sports featured at your prison. Also included in the tournament were Mark "Flukester" Hand, 1) Monday is poetry night. Convicted arsonists, Kapley "Mr.X" Judge, Matt "the Savage" Gervan, Jim "the Viper" axe murderers, and other fine inmates share their Timbers, "Speedmeister" Ravi Speedharan, and "Man Mountain" Mike in the will Tyson, a true champion ring, be work in a caring group environment. Mike Faber. Conspicuous in his absence was Mark "the Mauler" sentenced today for his stupidity out of the ring. 2) Tuesday is "Shower night". who had Piffl, more important matters to attend to. Mr. will soon find out that is no is time for "Pin Tyson rape joke. 3) Wednesday the tail on the Since the Mauler had proven himself virtually undefeatable by You love the American judicial "system" Former Mafia Kingpin." The of the is gotta soup day he awarded winning all three previous weeks' toumies, was the grand when someone important goes to dial. First, the cream of relish and crab. prize trip for two to Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto to see wrestling his life threatened. Jurors are called "Shower judge gets repeatedly 4) Thursday brings a game War- live last Sunday. He was not, however, eligible to win the "title" of threatened as well as getting heads of various live- riors". Laurier video wrestling champion. stock them in the mail. and sent to Oh, how could I 5) Friday night is special. Time for the "Dating The new "champion" Walker has been quite evasive about forget the hotel holding the jury burning to the Game". defending his "title", although he does like to parade around like an Some accident. I hate it when I ground. you acciden- Hey Mike, hear Big Tico is looking for someone idiot with the toy belt about his waist screaming "Woooo" at the top douse sofa with tally a propane and then in- to take to the prison ball. of his lungs. fire marine flare it. advertently a at 6) Weekends: Sorry, no more fun. You have to Beside being video wresding champ, Walker will be publisher of Well found Mike, you were guilty, but don't stay in cell all "Return to the your day. However, Don't blame him. The Cord next year. me, you voted for There is do in I cry. plenty to jail. have done some Shower" is played at night. A I Heather, is it too late to § P buy my Keystone yearbook? j| 1 You car buy vours "Forget the rest, call the best" l | , K Concours OPEN 24 HOURS |j^ y§ jliiS^GiTXt7a" LaTgl' M 1 pizza I Z Ii , 0 :*Atv i I + * Items fT\ vy Ml 1 item ils j —;—n ir7Tl\fe +tax +tax ' Schwing,,, ! $6.75 "! I $9.85 pfif jkOjl L__ I ______-ly __ 112 S / V® | / Keystone yearbook K/ iy lOn sale Tuesday § , Y/. /|JI Fin ' 3 // and in 15 / Thursday )// IVj the C°nColirSe ' j^T"^ THURSDAY, MARCH THE CORD 2H, 199^ 30 SPORTS Steroids and homosexuality plague WWF but he could still Chris doesn't about seconds and do little damage to walk." by Werynski every time someone gets severely anyone complain viewed Chad: "He hadn't Cord hurt it is either the in ? I'm not the contestants, they are even Sports result of a high the violence boxing lost a litre of blood as brutal violence. yet." stick or a cheap hit. crusading to eliminate boxing, different Rod: "What about that Before "I need to I but let's pick on a sport Rod: "Did catch the last hockev you say, could preach about how we you ?" for a fight read another article about fighting should eliminate the stickwork change. round of the fight last night?" Chad: "I can't I even think in hockey like need to stick my (the real how Have seen the can't believe problem), fighting you average Chad: "Oh ya. I about that without in I getting sick." hand a helicopter propeller," has been of boxer after a ? Most faces always part the game, fight they stopped it." Let's accept fighting as of this article has a dif- and how should had mis- part promise you you not play look as though they Rod: both of his I think there twist. "Sure, eyes hockey. are a lot ferent "Hide the Magnet" in the com- takenly stuck their heads in a bar- more were shut with an attrac- serious things in closed life to Of all the serious injuries over puter labs during integrated case rel full of live grenades. This is tive mixture of blood and puss, about. last of in worry the couple years hockey, week, but you have heard it all considered entertainment. Yet ? before. how many were due to a fight when some people speak of hock- SLIM TO NONE. Almost Here is about Try my point. Why ey fights, which last ten I ® little Caesars Pizza* ! Match Madness — 1 TWo great pizzas! One low price! Always! Always! the 47th pick overall, to the Cal- cont'd from 26 page ! 6 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS SERVING ! gary Stampeders, and the other that Georgetown would beat Prin- two went to the Toronto cecon. Georgetown won, by only Argonauts. I don't know if ! you I remember these ! KITCHENER-WATERLOO ONE fucking point. came so guys though, a million dollars I were kind of close to owing they back-up guys all Needless that didn't in to the was on edge week. figure Vanier win I'm to sav, this tournament can be ex- Cup (of course kidding). Tim Bisci was I 883-5050 citing, so give that a looking at as picked 48th, and Lawson well. Be watching for a Cord fea- Hugh went 64th. Bisci and Lawson were two ture on it sometime soon. of the Spring Training Should be catalysts that pushed this team to MEDIUM good, not! The only thing Spring the Vanier, and it is on their Training is good for is seeing the shoulders that a lot of the credit WLU's first have some fun. for national guys Nobody 2 should fall. PIZZAS should care about standings or championship With >-1 how statistics or many million Andy Cecchini signing earlier with cheese and 1 topping* ■ | fucking dollars they are making. with Winnipeg, we could have a This is the time to play baseball total of four of this year's because it's fun, not because it's championship team playing in the We fu- CFL next season. Good luck your job. get to see some I ture stars Carlos Work hard in and i (Eddie Zosky, camp guys. $9?9 Delgado, Ajax's own Nigel Wil- earn your jobs. Plus Tax I J 112 So March is son) trying to win a spot, some as you see, a bums with multi- i overpaid (Manny Lee!) momentous month, EXI RA TOPPINGS AVAILABLE j lose their and tudes of merriment in 1 trying not to spot, magnificent I AT ADDITIONAL COST. VALID r | for couch ■ 2 some old friends (Alfredo Griffin, store you potatoes. ONLY WITH COUPON AT I of I think For- LITTLE CEASARS | Dave Winfield) come back to the Speaking stores, | PARTICIPATING J I loved. It is fun to well's should start stocking up on I I I spot they Exd April 8/92 I {T J the the Doritos, cause this loyal watch, to see the green grass, brown dirt, and the Blue birds customer is going to be paying in the near fu- DELIVER? ! once again. The colors look good quite a few visits FREE T.V. after five ture. i \ on your long months of white hockey ice. Editor's Note: This story was written intentions ear- wnHirtcouKf One thing I hope to see on with good I has been T.V. soon are some profiles of lier this month, but I our football Hawks that were being published. IfRATY "% delayed from BREAD . Littie Caesar Inc I would ■ hPIM MP I »1990 Enterprrwv drafted into the CFL. For those would like that all I >£& to say and the that don't know, no less than watch is March Madness ONLY i I tAAA Good three Hawks were selected in the Canadians take the cup! * I (WITH COUPON) #V177 I l I CFL draft. Greg Knox went as luck (ha,ha!) next year Leaffans! Every Sunday At 1/2 Pound Burger > * JiiL ■ & Fries 11jl Purchase a :j p beverage Corner of King & University 5 pm - Midnight ~ -· . " I . - - -- ~----- THUR.SI>.A V, J.VJ:.AR.CH 26, 1992 ~ C:::C>:RI> ~, 199.2 CLASSIFIEDS • .....1. MAKE A MOVE! BE A BIG Geechy Guy m WILF's was a Live repair demonstrations. $1 BROTHER. We need you ... SMASH ... Check the BACCHUS memberships available. Call Ken WF Please call us today. Big Brothers office door for info on our 725-0272. of Kitchener Waterloo. Call 579- Members-only YEAR-END 5150 PARTY!!! WLU 3km/10km run for the ~:ven lost a HIRE ME! I'M BROKE! Word United Way, Sunday, March 29, processing $1.50/page. 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