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Big Hair, Bigger Scares Big Hair, Bigger Scares The Politics of 1980s Slasher Films A Brief History The 1980s were a time where the horror genre wanted to revitalize monsters of the past for a fresh audience From exploitation and “splatter” films of the 1970s, the slasher is born The horror genre becomes spectacle again, and much like the B movies of the 1950s, most are directed towards a teen audience This can be seen by the return of the 3D gimmick and popularity of drive-in theaters A Background on 80s Politics Since the beginning of cinema, horror has always reflected whatever real life horrors were happening in our reality In the 1980s, while the Reagan era had an undeniable effect on the horror genre, with movies like They Live and The Stuff, what seemed to be oddly prevalent in almost every slasher released in the decade was a theme of gender and sexual norms and, a surprise maybe to some, feminism What Was Going On? The politics in the 1980s called for a return of traditional American values As we see in the formula for most film in the slasher genre, the masked killer stalks and kills teens who do not follow a specific moral code: do not have premartial sex, do not drink or do drugs, do not explore where you are not supposed to, etc. “This is God” Religious Tie-Ins - Freddy Krueger The themes of traditional values can be pointed back to Catholic values (remaining pure, no drugs) As the documentary Nightmares in Red, White, and Blue points out, this depicts an Old Testament World, where you will be killed if you behave badly Therefore, the masked killers who “When we do something naughty, we are always “punish” the sinning teens can be caught and we are punished. Punishment is seen as the Hand of God absolute” - Mother Superior, SIlent Night, Deadly Night Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees - unstoppable forces of nature It storms whenever Jason goes on his killing spree, either raining or extremely windy Force of God - is God angry at the teens for partying? How Does This Relate to Gender? What is also always prevalent, is that In all slasher films, there is the pivotal this survivor girl is always portrayed “Final Girl”. She is the only one strong as the “good girl”. enough to put up a good fight and eventually defeat the killer… for the time As the documentary Going to being Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film describes, she is This character, with very few exceptions, “virtuous and virginal”, someone who is always female and almost always the embodies the moral code structured sole survivor by society that allows you to go further in life In other words, she has passed the test of morality Why Does the Final Girl Survive? Whether it is Laurie, Nancy, Alice, or Ginny, the common theme for the final survivor is that she is more aware and less distracted than her friends to be able to focus on fighting and getting away She is resourceful enough and disinterested in sex and partying to be able to keep herself alive “She alone looks death in the face; but she alone also finds the strength either to stay the killer long enough to be rescued (ending A) or to kill him herself (ending B)” Clover, pg. 201 Debra Hill, producer of Halloween points out in the What is the Final Girl Afraid Of? Nightmares documentary, that the virginal final girl will Because the final girl seems reluctant to usually defeat the killer by engage in the partying and sexual penetrating him with a knife, activity her friends participate in, we can ax, and a plethora of other gage that she is someone who is pointed weapons perhaps afraid of social situations and Therefore, she overcomes her fear of sex there is often the underlying fear of sex, and intimacy Often the final girl might have a backstory that gives her reason to fear being close with others Are Slasher Films Anti - Women? A common argument against slasher films is And some of the time, even the writers that they exploit and encourage violence and directors of the films (typically male) against women seem to hold the women in the film in an It seem this would be so from a quick glance: objectifying gaze women are more often than not killed while fully naked, a lot of the times while swimming In a conglomerate of interviews with 80s or showering cult filmmakers, the writer of a movie A lot of lower budget slasher films would called Blood Frenzy speaks of one of the feature adult film stars in the female roles actresses, Lisa Savage, as a better (slasher films are typically considered one actress than he thought she would be, notch above pornography by the vast saying “I felt sorry for Lisa because I’d majority) written such a ‘brainless bimbo’ role, “the teenage horror film is a substitute for and a figuring it would be played by some prelude to the ‘adult’ film” Clover, pg. 196 bubble-head Hal (the director) knew from porn” Borseti, pg.6 Arguments Against the Final Girl Another argument against sexism can be directed at the final girl herself A common thing to point out is that the final girl, while resourceful enough to eventually defeat the killer, still spends a lot of time running around screaming and being chased “Tortured survivor might be a better term than hero” And at the end of it all, she is usually Clover, pg. x traumatized and much more weakened than she had started out - take Chris from Friday the 13th Part III screaming and laughing hysterically as the cops take her away to safety Argument Against the Final Girl cont’d She is typically shown to be more tomboyish than her feminine counterparts, and therefore more knowledgeable about defending herself because she is more into “boyish” activities than “girly” ones In her article “Her Body, Himself” film professor Carol J. Clover argues “slasher films present us in startlingly direct terms with a world in which male and female are at desperate odds but in which, at the same time, masculinity and femininity are more states of mind than body” Clover, pg. 188 This insinuates that the “masculinization” of a character is what makes them stronger than everyone else Example: Alice’s transformation in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 Beginning of the Film End of the Film But does this mean anything portrayed as weak should be classified as feminine? Could the final girl’s traits simply be embodying traits from both sexes? The final girl does dress in more plain clothes and may not be interested in the same things as her female counterparts, but she is still female and usually has a crush on a boy at school and has close friends that are girls Katey, the lone survivor in House on Sorority Row even drinks and parties with her female friends and still ends up defeating the masked killer Embracing Femininity Another way to interpret this change from feminine to masculine could be that the final girl is embracing the fact that she is female She is embracing the parts of herself that were uncomfortable to her previously - once scared and timid of life, she is now taking charge of her future Alice embraces motherhood and fights to protect her unborn child Later in the 90s, Heather Langenkamp (real life actress from the first film) must embrace her role as Nancy Thompson in order for Freddy Krueger to enter into our reality so she can defeat him once and for all Common Myths of the Slasher Film As much as women may be exposed One extremely common myth is more in screen, the gender seems to that the women have far more make little difference to the killers drawn out and gratuitous deaths than the men Both men and women are killed if they engage in sex or drugs In reality, who gets the grosser “In the slasher film, sexual deaths seems to be pretty evenly split transgressors of both sexes are scheduled for early destruction” Clover, pg. 199 Examples: Friday the 13th (1980): Marcie gets an axe to the head and sinks to the ground, dying instantly, while her boyfriend Jack (yes, Kevin Bacon) gets an arrow head slowly stabbed through his throat and the camera lingers on him for some time, choking while his throat squirts out blood Friday the 13th Part VII: Ben gets his head crushed in a very lingering shot with blood showering, while his girlfriend gets a party horn through her eye and dies quickly Unlikeable Characters Most slasher film, Friday the 13th in particular due to the franchise’s large body count, have a slew of characters that the audience is praying to see get killed and cheer once they ‘get it’. These characters are evenly male and female Killer Women Happy Birthday To Me reveals one of the final girl’s best friends to be the one who has been picking them off one by one But most notable is no doubt the very first entry in the Friday the 13th franchise which features Pamela Voorhees, Jason’s mother, as the killer getting revenge on the camp that let her son drown while the counselors were busy having sex Betsy Palmer, the actress who portrayed Ms. Voorhees, spoke in the Going to Pieces documentary about how she had a backstory for Pamela: that she had Jason out of wedlock and had been cast out by her father as a result Sleepaway Camp: The Black Sheep The 1983 camp slasher flick Sleepaway Camp appears at first to be nothing more than a Friday the 13th rip-off But the ending twist reveals to us that the killer had been a transvestite (not by choice) thirteen year old girl, who had really been a boy the entire time Throughout the film, there are multiple hints to Angela’s repressed sexuality - one scene shows her looking lustfully at a fellow camper in her bunk who ends up being one of her cruelest tormentors The killer, Angela Baker, becomes transgender
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