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Volume 74, No. 72 University of California, Santa Barbara Two Sections, 24 Pages Construction Debated Officials to Discuss Military Science Building

By Duke Conover Many on-campus organiza­ Staff Writer______tions are complaining of impro­ per consultation about the building and claim they are un­ Final approval for the con­ able to render advice to the ad­ struction of a $1.8 million Mili­ ministration, which is expected tary Science Building appears on an undertaking of this magni­ imminent, as a planning com­ tude, Morgan said. mittee meets today to ensure “If the administration were campus groups are properly in­ serious about consultation they formed on all details of the would have all the figures out be­ project. fore the meeting,” the Academic During the Campus Planning Senate vice chair said. “I Committee meeting, different wouldn’t say [the senate] has groups will come together to dis­ been left in the dark, but there cuss alternatives to the MSB, has been a violation of the such as applying its funding tow­ shared governance tradition.” ard academic enhancement Historically, the faculty’s programs. The committee will Academic Senate controls all then convey this information to academic affairs and acts as an Chancellor Barbara Uehling and advisory body to the administra­ various campus groups, CPC tion on budget matters. The member Douglas Moigan said. building is on the agenda for the Plans for the MSB have been senate’s upcoming meeting. JESSE SHERMAN/Dtily Nexus brewing since 1991, but con­ The senate has been provided struction of the facility was put with very little information con­ These Reserve Officers' Training Corps cadets are currently holding class in Building 451 while on hold in Oct. 1992. Last cerning the building; not enough awaitingfinal approval for the proposed construction of a Military Science Building. November, Uehling decided to proceed with the building. See BUILD, p.5 Employees Left Unprepared for Recent Departmental Closure

By Joanna Frazier the Voluntary Early Retirement Incentive Plan III if the the plan if he had been solidly notified of closure before Staff Writer closure announcement had come before the Aug. 31 fil­ the VERIP deadline. ing deadline. He said two other employees already opted “We’ve been told that VERIP III will not be opened up for the plan last year. again for us. We’ve talked to people in benefits and we’ve A recent decision to eliminate a campus printing de­ The department has produced glossy brochures for been told that this is a decision that has come down from partment means some workers may be out of luck in app­ some campus entities for several years, but has been un­ the [UC] President’s office in Oakland,” Williams said. lying for early retirement, while others are left searching able to compete with community printing services for “At this point, we’re just out of luck. We’ve all been for alternative campus positions to pay the bills. some time, according to the department’s employees. told to go through personnel and preferential rehire,” he When administrative services officials announced While staffers eligible for early retirement said the uni­ said. “I definitely would have taken a much closer look at Jan. 11 that the Printing and Reprographic Services versity's higher-ups have told them they are out of luck in VERIP III if I had known [the department would be Dept, would close March 1 after years of budgetary receiving VERIP III — a program designed by the Uni­ closed].” shortfalls, 13 staffers learned they would have to con­ versity of California as a cost-cutting measure—admini­ “I always knew there was a possibility it would close, sider other options to bring in a monthly paycheck. strative services officials said they did not begin to seri­ but there was always the chance things would get better,” According to Booker Williams, Printing and Reprog­ ously analyze the department until after the deadline. he added. raphic Services manager, three employees who are now Williams, who after 10 years with the department was looking at other positions would have been eligible for eligible for early retirement, said he would have opted for See JOBS, p.9 Parking Plan Overcrowding of Presented to English Courses Prompts Exams I.V. Tonight Exempting G.E. By Brett Chapman Staff Writer______By Noam Meppen Reporter Isla Vistans concerned about limited parking will have their Due to the problems many first opportunity tonight to learn students encounter when at­ about a proposed permit prog­ tempting to enroll in English 3 or ram county officials may insti­ its equivalent, administrators tute to cut down on street have created an essay examina­ congestion. tion that waives individuals from The I.V. Community Advisory the general education Council, an organization that re­ requirement. ports to 3rd District Supervisor Beginning this quarter, Col­ Willy Chamberlin, will unveil lege of Letters and Science ju­ the initial draft of a program de­ niors and seniors can opt to ful­ signed to eliminate nonresident fill the second part of the Area A parking at the seaside town’s General Education Require­ University Religious Center. ment through an alternative test, County staffers who created JJL ANDERSON/Daily Next* according to Writing Dept. the proposal will present details Fluttering Beauty Chair Muriel Zimmerman. to the gathering, and then mem­ Composed of two essay ques­ bers of the public can comment This Monarch butterfly and his friends are playing a pivotal role in the saga of the Ellwood tions written by professors in the on the ideas, according to Shores development plans. See story p.4 See TEST, p.3 See PARKING, p.5 2 Tuesday, January 25,1994 Daily Nexus Daily Nexus

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Brandi said. “Those who If you happen to see an have participated have administrator or two sit­ benefited from the per­ London Relief ting in on your classes, sonal mentor program as chances are they may be well as receiving helpful participating in a program vocational guidance.” that attempts to bridge the Kuntz’ student partner, $415 Action gap between officials and Associated Students Presi­ Roundtrip From LAX students. dent Geoff Green, said the See Us for Tuesday thru Thursday The Campus Activities program allows him to Spring Break Specials! Center is sponsoring the gain a greater understand­ pm "Me and My Shadow” ing of the executives who 5 -8 program, which pairs 25 Lori BramO run the university. students with faculty and inside perspective of the “The shadow program In Front of I. V. 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Open During strators, according to As­ Building friendships UCen Construction! sistant Chancellor of through the mentor prog­ The pair’s plans for the • Diapers Budget and Planning ram enables individuals to quarter consist of a boat • Non-Perishable Robert Kuntz. gain an increased aware­ trip with Kuntz’s family, “The program helps to ness of campus issues, ac­ basketball games, and pos­ Food Items individualize a large uni­ cording to Lori Brandi, sibly working double-duty versity,” said the five-time CAC staff member and on one of Green’s night • Clothing “Me and My Shadow” program oiganizer. shifts as a Campus Sec­ • Blankets mentor. For eight weeks, the in­ urity Officer, Green said. To participate, students dividuals are encouraged etc. submit applications in fall to spend at least one hour According to the A.S. stating their hobbies, cur­ together weekly, but the president, the program is rent activities and career participants are left to available to all students Donations Accepted interests. CAC peer advi­ coordinate their schedules and offers a positive exper­ sors then match them with and activities, Brandi said. ience for those involved. TH A N K Y O U compatible partners best In the past, pairs have at­ “One unfortunate facet of reflecting similar personal tended staff meetings and the program is that people and professional goals. classes together, as well as who would most benefit Throughout Winter campus events or a cup of are least likely to partici­ Quarter, students gain the coffee. pate,” he said. IHTJ Dying for a Cigarette? Ç jJ You’re not kidding! ceive the necessary skills search and analysis,” she TEST in six additional writing said. Continued from p.l requirement courses, Some students seem to Writing Dept., the exam prompted the Writing relish the opportunity to will be offered once each Dept and the Executive bypass the quarterlong ATTENTION JUNIORS & SENIORS quarter, but students are Committee of the College course. “It is great that stu­ given only one opportun­ of Letters and Science to dents will be given the op­ ity to pass, Zimmerman offer the examination in portunity to not have to ■' Have you taken English 3 yet? said. lieu of the course, Zim­ take English 3,” said fresh­ Limited class space in merman said. man psychology major If not, you may be eligible for the the 17 sections offered Judy Kirscht, an English Amy Glotzer. each quarter has made it 3 lecturer, believes the Students must register difficult for students to en­ course is important but for the Feb. 4 exam by Jan. English 3 Waiver Exam roll in the required course, recognized the move as 31. 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I — ^ — g « *■ 3 ■ ::jSS r a y s o A Look at What Makes Ellwood Shores a Unique Habitat Text by Michelle Danner, Photos by Lara Kaminsky

ehind the Eucalyptus trees and grasslands garnishing the coastline of Goleta and Santa Barbara lives another world of habitats. From the threatened Snowy Plover to the rare Mo­ narch butterfly, Ellwood Shores is home to a unique array of specimens that are the focal point of continuing debate over use of the land. Recently, the California Coastal Commis­ sion denied the development plan approved by the county for Ellwood Shores, citing im­ proper mitigation of environmental effects. With the upcoming consideration of a re­ vised plan by the CCC in April, many may wonder why the area is so important to have caused such a long and protested development. While many say the aesthetic value of the grassland is reason enough to preserve it, many experts who research coastal habitats regard it is a rich resource. Dennis Odion, an expert on Santa Bar­ bara grasslands who recently did a study de­ tailing their growth and background, hailed these grasslands as “one of the vestiges of our natural heritage.” Grassland habitats became rare after the Europeans migrated west and altered the en­ These Monarch Butterflies that hang out at vironment in their path, Odion said. Ell­ Ellwood Shores are tagged on their wings by wood Shores is the largest site in the county with unscathed native grasslands, he added. researchers who monitor their migration “99.5% of virtually everything you see are pattern. The butterflies are an attraction to grasslands composed of European many locals who come out to see the hords backgrounds.” The survival of grasslands is contingent of fluttering creatures before their journey upon a complex ecosystem. Small depress­ south. ions that collect rainwater during the rainy season and allow grass to feed upon the pool and survive through the dry summer are vital to the ecosystem. These vernal pools are u seen in laige clusters in the middle of a Eu­ among the sensitive aspects of the area. We’ve not only lost breeding functions calyptus grove located in Ellwood Shores. Recognizing the need to preserve the but also winter functions... the main They cling to the branches and leaves, blend­ grassland, developers have proposed mea­ culprit is human activities. ing in with their environment as they await sures to make up for harmful effects. The the new season. proposal involves development on the east­ “Ellwood is one of the California super ern area of Ellwood Shores. According to Dr. Mark Holmgren, clusters. It is one of the most important Odion, this is the area that is most abundant curator, Vertebrate Museum at UCSB sights,” said Andy Calderwood, assistant with grasslands. The developers plan to pro­ curator in the Exhibits Dept, of the Santa tect this space using cattle grazing to en­ ------f f ------Barbara Museum of Natural History. This hance the undeveloped area. While the bird does not make its home at Ellwood year was a weak year for migration because Another concern of many researchers is Shores, research indicates that a decline in the popula­ there were only 20,000 butterflies, and even over the Snowy Plover, a rare breed of bird tion is most likely caused by increased human activity fewer in the fall, according to Calderwood. whose native habitats are diminishing. The near its residing spots. Holmgren feels development of Usually there are around 100,000 in a clus­ Snowy Plover was recently elevated to a the area will harm the Snowy Plover. ter, he said. threatened species, which is one step prior to Holmgren said the birds are highly impacted by their The butterflies migrate from two different the endangered species classification and surrounding elements. “We’ve not only lost breeding locations, Calderwood said. Eastern butter­ gives them more protection. functions, but also winter functions... the main culprit flies spend the summer in Mexico and the Their migration to the area has enabled is human activities.” western butterflies spend the summer west of local residents to enjoy their beauty and to The Snowy Plovers feed on insects, sand flies and the Rocky Mountains. During the winter, allow researchers like Dr. Mark Holmgren, isopods that live in the sand, in conjunction with kelp the butterflies can be located along the entire curator of the Vertebrate Museum at UCSB, that washes up. They are disturbed by humans and dogs California coast to study the species. that come down the beach during their forages. “The By tagging, researchers were able to dis­ Holmgren has been the curator for 10 time they should be foraging they spend escaping.” cover that many of the butterflies are from years, and in this time has been able to watch “Development will create a much higher density of local areas. “We’re trying to understand bet­ the Snowy Plover’s behavior and determine people,” Holmgren said. ter how many are in a cluster and how many the effects of the surrounding environment Holmgren’s main concern is the possible beach- are local, and how they tend to focus on one on the animal. goer’s more frequent visits to the beach at night Snowy area,” said Calderwood. Researchers con­ According to Holmgren, Snowy Plovers Plovers can see a dog or a person more quickly during tinue to tag the species to better understand have historically wintered along the coast in the day than they can at night so rather than running their migration pattern. the Devereux lagoons. They congregate in away from a nighttime visitor, they’ll take flight in a The butterflies are tagged on the right sloughs and coastal estuaries. “Their nesting panic, taking them longer to return to feed, Holmgren wing with a gum label containing a catalog areas are on the upper beach, below dunes said. number, according to Art Evans, the insect and above high tide lines.” Developers have also proposed mitigation measures zoo director at the Los Angeles Museum of Plovers are known to breed in Carpin- to protect the Snowy Plover. The June 3,1993, LSA As­ Natural History. When a butterfly is found, teria, Santa Barbara Harbor and Devereux. sociates’ report lists ways to preserve the birds’ nesting dead or alive, people usually send the mu­ They migrate from Monterey and inland areas and winter migration. These include limiting ac­ seum postcards updating their flight pattern Oregon. Researchers are able to follow the cess to the beach, installing signs, temporaiy fencing, and telling where they found the insect Plovers’ migration by labeling them with prohibiting off-road vehicles, patrol of the area, prohi­ Evans claims the tagging doesn’t affect their bands. They are banded on their breeding biting animals on portions of the beach and better con­ flight movement at all. ‘They are very grounds, and only about 3% of the popula­ trolling trash cans. Two of the Snowy Clover’s main strong.” tion is recorded, Holmgren said. predators are raccoons and possums. Plovers are being The butterflies that hide inside the Eu­ One hundred and twenty Snowy Plovers outnumbered by their predators due to the animals’ calyptus grove should not be affected by the were found this year at Coal Oil Point Re­ ability to easily receive food from trash cans. development, depending on where it's done, serve located east of Ellwood Shores, which The Monarch butterflies are known to make their said Calderwood. “It's hard to say. They will is the average number of birds recorded dur­ way to Ellwood Shores during the winter, and are also be in danger if they take down the Eucalyp­ ing winter. watched for migration patterns. The butterflies can be tus trees.” mmßwM tm l u m w Daily Nexus Tuesday, January 25,1994 5

BUILD: Groups Cite Poor Consultation Process D o Y o u R em em b er Continued from p.l — ------not very cost-effective,” to establish “an educated u she said. opinion on what is best for The annual amount committed for The proposed Tuesday the academic mission of 4,400-square-foot build­ the campus,” Morgan said. building and capital planning projects over the past three years is $2.3 million. ing, scheduled to begin Associated Students In­ construction this spring N igh ts ternal Vice President Kim and be completed Winter Gates agreed that the Barbara Uehling Quarter 1995, will house at decision-making process chancellor 50 cadets and a staff of four has not been widely military and two civilian publicized. —;— 9 9 — instructors with paid sala­ “The only reason I vided to the CPC in Oc­ rolled in MS courses last ries from the federal gov­ know about this project is tober. “Funding the con­ year, and he does not be­ ernment, Murphy said. because I sit on [the se­ struction of the MSB lieve the program will be “UCSB students make a AFAkl nate’s Committee on Edu- represents a continuation eliminated. real contribution to the cational Policy and of the commitment to ad­ “You never know what army, and it’s better for the ??? Academic Planning],” dress campus space the next day will bring, but army to have students Gates said. “The admi­ needs.” I think we’ll be here for come from many different nistration should be com­ Critics of the MSB have awhile,” Murphy said. outstanding institutions municating direcUy with questioned the continua­ “The most important thing than to move them all to a College Night A.S. Everything I know is tion of the MS program on is that we’re here to pro­ few schools such as UCLA strictly secondhand campus in light of military vide opportunities for tire or Harvard,” he said. information.” cuts being made by the fed­ students.” Relocated last May from is BACK!! Construction revenue eral government If the military program their previous offices be­ Every Tuesday, for the MSB is earmarked “Everyone is talking ab­ is terminated, the project hind the Events Center, to come from campus dis­ out the effects of military is still necessary and will the U.S. Army’s ROTC Live Reggae & SKA. cretionary funds allocated downsizing,” Gates said. be utilized by other cam­ unit is currently working each year to Chancellor “Military science brings in pus entities, Uehling said. out of Building 451 in the Uehling to meet a variety a lot of money from the The chancellor has final center of campus to allow This Week • Jan 25th of campus needs. federal government, but approval on the building. construction on the new “The annual amount how much longer will they “Engineering is really in Humanities and Social committed for building be here?” need of space in the center Sciences Building. and capital planning pro­ According to MS Assis­ of campus. If we don’t jects over the past three tant Professor Maj. Mi­ build the MSB, the alter­ The CPC meeting will years is $2.3 million,” Ue­ chael Murphy, approxi­ native is to have trailers convene at 3 p.m. in UCen hling wrote in a report pro- mately 1,900 students en- that are terribly ugly and Room 2.

member, expressed con­ vacated, Widroe said. maintain. “The feeling in cern overthe inclusion of a In the past, UCSB, the the county is, ‘We’re not PARKING new street-sweeping prog­ county and the Goleta going to be able to play this Continued from p.l ram within the parking West Sanitary District game of finding money Chamberlin aide Tom permit proposal. have co-funded a hand each year,”’ Widroe said. Widroe. Under the plan, each p ic k u p a lo n g I.V .’s Milstein said he hopes “Primarily the goal is to street will have a time win­ crowded curbs. Crews students attend the meet­ remove 400 cars from dow during which period would walk through the ing to air their concerns Francisco Torres that park cars will have to be parked town and sweep the trash because they make up the in the western end and 400 elsewhere. The no­ into the middle of the bulk of car owners affected cars belonging to people parking zone will rotate street, where a mechanical by the proposal. who drive into UCSB,” through I.V.’s streets, al­ sweeper could then re­ “We definitely need stu­ Widroe said. lowing residents to move move it. dents to show up to this 6 3 4 State St. Associated Students their cars to another spot. Budget cuts across the and additional meetings External Vice President At no one time will all of state have made the prog­ Mark Milstein, an IVCAC I.V.’s streets have to be ram too expensive to See PARKING, p.9 5 64 -48 62 <

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All across the state, there is much talk going on as to h The regents, mostly white male millionaires, recently app ment” for administrators. As the state’s job base—and as ' M oRf Screw s? & r e *T. sume that the latest round of regent decisions is me r - s How are the regents responding to our financial probl Horrÿ op so we CAM overburdened community colleges and encourage more l the regents believe, more students would graduate in thre< 8ußY Tms damn toik6/ with reality the regents are. There is a better plan of action that has been totally o\ level of quality expected from a University of California l e t Me o o t // x w i j o s t waste and actually low ering student fees by almost half. \ by privatizing certain campuses and merging others 1 A STOPEMT-. HELP/' At this point, you’re probably thinking, “Yelles is off hi issuing an emotional response, to hear me out, think abov coherent manner. It might be helpful to think of this plan as a corporate rr , C ^ . as one entity, they would be more efficient and beneficial pa thereby increasing profits. In the case of higher education, it is totally inefficient fo terns whose differences have become less noticeable The first step on this course would be to privatize certaii /V‘ ' :u£ total number of students, amount of out-of-state students professional programs, administration, etc.), UCLA, Berl 7/ ', //✓ . // yy . / y '/ / 7 7 vatized. Like a corporation selling off assets, the UC wou the highest chance for self-sufficiency. In a way, the UC ! i.e., campus administrators. These campuses would becc cope with the probable institution of tuition and assc I'EDUCATiuN The second step would be the elimination of the entire ney by firing one or two secretaries or bookkeepers, or a It mesl Why not eliminate the entire centralized system off down? This would obviously save millions of dollars Next, the remaining campuses would become part of there would be no change on campus. Ik e same number brary, and the same amount of counseling and other stud< PHILLIP BTTINO/Dailj Mm» shirt lettering, would be the amount due on students Education: Who Needs It? University of California Regents Increase Fees As Usual ing public education over to the students. Some of ______Editorial______the revenues from the fee hikes are slated to go tow­ So here we are. Again. ard financial aid. Much of this aid, however, comes The University of California Board of Regents in the form of loans. Students who depend on this met in San Francisco last week, and to no one’s sur­ kind of aid face the choice of dropping out or gra­ prise approved yet another student fee increase — duating in debt for who knows how long. for the next five years. Given the decline in the state economy that The $600 that UC students can expect to have created the funding crisis in the first place, there’s tacked on to their annual fees costs more than one no guarantee that recent graduates will be able to quarter at UCSB did just five years ago. Although support themselves, much less pay off student administrative officials might be hinting at some loans. truth when they say that a UC education is still a Those concerned with the affordability of higher comparatively good buy, what’s the difference be­ education have called for a trimming of the admini­ Obviously, the savings from eliminating the entire UC say, roughly 60% of the total annual budget. As a result, tween a Yugo and a Maserati when you cannot af­ strative levels or a redistribution of state monies. budget proposals plus funds from the “former UCsi” whi ford a car in the first place? However, it appears the regents have turned a deaf cess administrative baggage). This means that current UC While a degree may cost more outside of Califor­ ear to these pleas by continually turning to fee hikes Even if, after careful examination of the above plan, yo nia, what is not being pointed out is that the cost of as a solution for maintaining the UC system’s qual­ the regents and the California Legislature need to aggress living is much higher here than in states the UC is ity. These decisions are affecting the lives of thou­ will not occur, however, unless and until students give the and shout: “We’re sick and tired of your policies. Either c compared to, making their good buy a deal on paper sands of students, potential students and their fam­ the voting booths.” only. ilies, who deserve concrete reasons for why the We as students must demand radical change. Thai In addition, when most students first enrolled in body responsible for preserving higher education William Yelles is a Nexus columnist. the UC, they probably had intentions of staying in may be denying citizens of the state access to that school for several years; most likely hundreds of education. dollars of fee increases every year was not in the Each time fee increases are discussed and/or ap­ T he R e a d er’s Voice plan. proved, the regents or administrators must take us By redefining what student fees can be allocated into their confidence and reveal how they arrive at a for to include a wider range of functions, the regents decision. If they are right, and fee hikes are the only finally admitted they are relying on students to fund answer, then the truth of the situation must be ac­ Love Letter more than was originally intended in the state’s cepted. If there are other options to choose from, Editor, Daily Nexus: Master Plan for Higher Education. Cold comfort, the regents must prove they looked into these areas Oh, William Yelles, you are clever. Once again, you al hard cash. of recourse and explain why these remedies are not you were a harmless, brain-dead regurgitator of barely pressions. But you were not quite clever enough, rve be All this is a result of the state’s condition. As a feasible. you and I see the encrypted paradigm you’ve been trying public institution, the only alternative to operating Before the sacrifices are doled out, however, the pecting minds of your readers. Regurgitator or not, you on student fees is to call on the taxpayers. California regents need to come out of their fortress and see You’ve tried so hard to look harmless and stupid, butyo voters have passed initiatives locking in funding for what’s going on at the front lines. It often seems that — you are still a threat prisons and K-12 education, leaving little in the the regents and students are looking at two (or Remember that inane back-to-school “winter vacatioi state budget for much else. more) different realities here. They must bridge the up with you forcing your mother to bend over the wa: doesn’t have to dig too deeply to find the unspoken m So UC officials have handed the burden for fund­ gap if they want us to toss in our money. And upon combining this barely sublimated Freudian\ ting in servile submission with your description of your fatherly way, all while you lie in a masculine posture on D o o n e sb u ry BY GARRY TRUDEAU is forced to stare up the rotting hole of your noxious “Lei riarchal, “family values” vision of the world. Your nasty ÎM ROLAND HEP15Y, Y0UR6UIDE ITS m Z . CLINTON PAL AND CO ­ WITHIN A YEAR, THE STATE'S on that one, all right, but could it be you had no clue down the river ofmjoes INVESTOR JAMES MCCCUGAL BUYS BANKING REGULATOR INFORMS describing? A "SLEEPY” LITTIE ARKANSAS CLINTON OFMCPOUGALS SHOPPY S&L, MADISON GUARANTY... k BANKING PRACTICES. CLINTON This week you were even more subtle (Daily Nexus, ‘ ^ DOES NOTHING! 19) when you tried to cloak your propaganda by droolir ■ NOTHING! I dividual, personal and interestingly unique experience o ILL You actually had to find batteries. You really did.;Wow ally had me going. For a few moments, I was positive bumbling idiot, an ordinaiy vegetable with nothing bett out how good it is to have cable TV. m But you concluded your spew by urging the World well-off world — to wallow in an idolatry of useless si some stupefying expensive gadgetry, for the simple re force-fed to us. It was then I realized that though you yoi than a hollowed-out shell of a human, unable to have an most trite facile understanding of your role in the Conspi ily Nexus Tuesday, January 25,1994 7

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William Yelles in as to how the University should handle its current financial difficulties. .«*• ;ntly approved another round of fee hikes for students and “equity adjust- —and as a result, its tax base— continues to shrink indefinitely, we can as- is is merely a precursor of things to come. ial problems? One proposal is to teach more first-year courses at already ;e more Advanced Placement units be taken in high school. Theoretically, If You Dig the Ocean: » in three years. This idea is ridiculous and illustrates just how out of touch Jason Gordon ernment regulate the placement of this totally overlooked by the powers that be. This course would maintain the new, wonderful technology?” Well, with the new and improvea rules that alifomia education, while eliminating millions of dollars in bureaucratic If you’ve never walked on the beach, Mobil might establish by drilling into >st half. What is this miracle plan, you wonder? Dissolving the UC system, swam or surfed in the ocean, and never others with the Cal State system. the marine sanctuary surrounding plan to, don’t bother reading this. s is off his rocker.” I’ll admit that this plan is drastic, but I urge you, before Santa Barbara County, it is likely that Did you know that there is an oil link about the following, then respond in an intelligent, well-reasoned and difficulties would arise when attempt­ company plotting to place a 175-foot oil ing to regulate similar onshore projects rig on shore near UCSB? You might porate merger. Two ailing companies are faced with shrinking profits, but elsewhere along the coast ask, “Isn’t the industry aware of the eneficial to both customers (students) and shareholders (taxpayers) alike, need for research into alternative forms It can be stopped. Hie California 17« of energy, and why don’t they focus on Public Interest Research Group, along ficient for the state to be subsidizing two parallel university systems— sys- leading the way toward technologies of with a number of other student and citi­ ticeable due to previous budget cuts — in these tough fiscal times, the future instead of relying on the lim­ zen activist groups, is working toward ze certain UC campuses. Because they are the largest campuses in terms of ited resources of the past, fossil fuels?” informing the Mobil chairman, as well students, and extraneous funding (i.e., nonteaching faculty research, pre- The answer It is cheaper to delay the as the local boards assigned to investi­ LA, Berkeley, San Diego, San Francisco and possibly Irvine would be pri- progressive movement toward cleaner gating Mobil’s proposition, of the possi­ UC would want to rid itself of the most profitable divisions, as these have energy and wait until fossil fuels have ble destructive results that might occur , the UC would be “selling off” these campuses to their “management” — been depleted. This travesty is exempli­ if this project is approved. Of these mid become totally independent entities. In order to help some students fied by Mobil Oil’s present attempt to vi­ boards put together by the county, Mo­ and associated higher costs, increased financial aid could be offered, olate a state marine sanctuary in the wa­ le entire University systemwide offices. UC officials talk about saving mo- bil Oil and the university, only one ters near UCSB. Mobil is preparing to board has student representation, and srs, ora landscaper taking early retirement Big deal! That’s nickels and di- ask Santa Barbara County to approve a ystem offices, from President Jack Peltason and the Board of Regents on that is only a single student, Mark f dollars annually. major new “slant-drilling” project that Milstein. would place a 22-stoiy high oil rig on ; part of the California State system. What makes this remarkable is that the shores of the Ellwood Beach area. i number of classes would be offered, the same number of books in the fi­ We lack representation in this deci­ The oil project would spell devasta­ ller student services. The only noticeable change, besides different sweat- sion. Do you want to stand back and al­ tion for the beautiful and delicate students’ BARC statements. low this to happen? The students are al­ ANDRE FAIRON/Daily Neil» ecosystems of the Goleta coast. In­ ready taken for granted in so many iS V creased tanker traffic or more extensive ways. Can we be dismissed as inept, un­ lv pipeline systems in the area would in­ thinking citizens, as has happened in crease the likelihood of future tanker the past? It is time to act. I have volun­ spills or pipeline breaks, such as the teered for CALPIRG before and it is an spill that occurred in Ventura over the organization to be reckoned with be­ holidays. Increased air pollution, ha­ cause of the force felt from student ac­ mm zardous waste and the development of tivity in the campaigns. When I was in­ oil storage facilities, as well as me sights volved in the nationwide Ancient and sounds of drills twice the size of Forest campaign last quarter, PIRG, na­ Francisco Torres, are all just a part of tionwide, generated over 80% of the BARBARA what could destroy the beaches and 100,000 responses sent to President marine environment in the nearby areas Clinton, causing him to reconsider his around Ellwood Shores. decision regarding this issue. Probably the most abhorrent aspect of the approval of Mobil’s onshore oil This quarter, CALPIRG is working project is that it would be the first case on recycling issues and a hunger and to allow drilling into a state marine homelessness campaign, as well as en­ sanctuary. This would establish a de­ dangered species and the clean water structive precedent that could result in a campaign mat is centered around the flourish of onshore projects all along Mobil issue. I’m involved because I’m entire UC administration and four or five campuses would be enormous, the coast sick of being taken for granted in I.V., at a result, the total CSU budget would increase substantially (current CSU Do you like the image and effects of UCSB, and in Santa Barbara. If you !Csj” which would be operating more efficiently due to the removal of ex- the offshore rigs that litter the South would like to get involved to try and rrent UC students’ fees would drop to the level charged by the CSU system. Coast? Imagine those “beautiful” struc­ stop Mobil or work on any of the cam­ ; plan, you are still not convinced, I’m sure you’ll agree with the following: tures up close and personal on the paigns, come to the general interest to aggressively attack budget expenditures and institute rapid reform. This beaches of Santa Barbara, Goleta, San meeting on Thursday, Jan. 27, and let ts give them a reason to do so. Our voices must be heard. We must stand up Luis Obispo and San Francisco, as well your voice be heard. . Either change or face a young and intelligent, vety pissed off electorate in as Los Angeles and San Diego. You might say, “Hey, but couldn’t the gov­ Jason Gordon is a UCSB student lge. That is the right idea. MATT RAGLAND/Dul, Ikn

killed. One need only remember your past columns advocating starvation and Pro-gunners have quite a few answers to that question. We need them for the revocation of medical care for the less-than-wealthy, and once again fes­ hunting and sports. We need them to protect ourselves from criminals. We ;r tering reeking ideology of the zombie lord Rush can be smelled rising out of need them to have a revolution when things get too oppressive. Somehow this your seemingly banal text. is also translated into the need for easily concealed handguns and assault I know you won’t or can’t understand, and perhaps you were attempting to weapons, but the fact is that we really don’t need guns at all. in, you almost had me thinking avert your impending assassination by writing the pathetic boring slop con­ Take the hunting and sports argument for starters. You just don’t need an of barely processed sense im- tained in vour last two columns. Maybe you are even being silly out of a blind assault weapon to kill a deer or rabbit, and you probably couldn’t even hit one h. I’ve been keeping my eye on fear — a fear of the anger you previously aroused by overtly communicating with a handgun. Besides, how many people are there who need to hunt? Basi­ en hying to slip into the unsus- the messages you receive in your hind brain. It won’t work. You are a cog, Yel­ cally, it’s a tradeoff, all you hunters out there: how many human lives’ worth of not, you must still be stopped, les, pathetic or not, and it is your hind brain that must be eliminated. I don’t hunting accidents and children shooting each other is your sport worth to id, but your stupidity has failed know if they implanted you during the so-called “orientation” when you en­ you? tered this Institution, or if you are one of the many genetically created pawns, rvacation” column that ended but you are marked for a painful demise. The question about crime goes a bit deeper. Tm not even going to bother ir the washing machine? One You must be cleansed, right down to a good hand-scrubbing of your liver. I quoting statistics. Both sides have quoted so many dubious-sounding statis­ poken message in that image, will get you, Yelles. And if not me, then another aspect of the Liberal Quad­ tics that their credibility is, well, shot. In my mind it comes down to this: where 'reudian vision of mom squat- rangle will ensnare you in its mossy grip of doom. Count your sniveling, over­ am I safer, in a world where I’m armed, the crook’s armed, the cop’s armed, n of your father ranting in that fed, media-sotted hours, or else I will be forced to count them for you. the kids at school are armed, the hunters are armed, the disgruntled lawyers isture on the couch, the reader JASON BROWN are armed, the nut in McDonald’s is armed, etc., or in a world where no one is dous “Leave it to Beaver,” pat- armed? How are you gonna get shot there? >ur nasty agenda came through l no clue as to what you were No More “Impossible!!” the pro-gunners say. ‘There are so many guns out there that even if they’re totally outlawed, crooks will still get them. People will always r Nexus, “The Right Idea,” Jan. Editor, Daily Nexus: make more guns. They’ll smuggle them into the country. If we want guns we’ll >y drooling about your own in­ Did you vote for George Bush? Are you a member of the NRA? Then don’t always be able to get them.” If. So why not start working for a world where we cidence of a genuine b la cko u t. read this column, it’ll only piss you off. don’t want them? Getting rid of guns will be a long, slow fight of one set of val­ fid. Wow. I must say you actu- I’m writing to provide an opposing view to “Support For the Second” by ues against another, reminiscent of the civil rights movement or the women’s positive you were a complete Andrius Babusis (Daily Nexus, Jan. 24), a column supporting people’s right to rights movement, but like these two examples, it can succeed. hing better to do than huff ab­ own handguns. Basically, I think his entire column is a giant load o f... well, anyway, I’ll say what I have to say and let the reader be the judge. So stop trying to use the word “need” with guns and ask yourself what you le World — your comfortable, The basic argument for unrestricted gun ownership is that the Second really want. Our want for guns is killing us and it must change. The solution to useless self-justifying cumber- Amendment gives us all the right to own all the guns of any type that we want. the danger that guns pose is not more guns, it’s no guns. As for the last pro-gun simple reason that we have it People who take this position tend to just ignore the first ten or so words of the argument about revolution, I’m in the company of people like Gandhi and h you yourself may be no more amendment, which clearly state that the point of allowing people to own guns Mandela when I say that revolutions are about enlightening people, not o have anything more than the is so that we can have a militia. We have one. It’s called the National Guard. shooting them. Let’s start one. le Conspiracy, you must still be What do we need the guns for? JOHN PANCHARIAN O Tuesday, January 25,1994 Daily Nexus

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Gym Tr. #304 893-3253 893-3253 Daily Nexus Tuesday, January 25,1994 9 JOBS: Retirement Benefits Denied Continued from p.l been attending classes at Daniel Chang, who was --ii------the community college also eligible for VERIP III I knew the depart­ through adult education. and has worked with the But she emphasized a department for 23 years, ment might close, basic need for survival mo­ said he has appealed his but it just zuasn ’t a ney in the meantime. case to UC President Jack reality for me. “I knew the department Peltason, but has not might close, but it just heard any response. wasn’t a reality for me. I “I’ve been told I don’t Ann Greenwald need the university to find have a chance now of re­ department staffer me a job,” Greenwald said, ceiving early retirement. Printing and Reprog­ adding that she has peti­ When I asked the person­ raphic Services Dept tioned Vice Chancellor of nel person, they said it was Administrative Services too late,” he said. Chang ------9 9 — David Sheldon to help added that he has been of­ “We’ve offered those who subsidize her computer fered a new campus job were able to retire under training. with a $600 per month sal­ VERIP III other positions Bisho said several op­ ary cut, which is approxi­ in reprographics.” tions have been presented mately a 25% drop in his Arm Greenwald, a de­ to the remaining employ­ pay. partment staffer for eight ees who, like Greenwald, Material Management years, was not eligible for were not eligible for early Director Robert Bisho said early retirement, but said retirement. administrative services she will nevertheless be “We have put other em­ have offered jobs to all out of benefits and a job on ployees in touch with a three employees who were March 1. vocational specialist and eligible for VERIP III, in­ “We’re on preferential career assessment training cluding Chang, 18-year re­ rehire with the university on campus that is free of prographics technician now, but most of us will charge,” he said. “We have William Bonilla, and Wil­ still lose our benefits,” presented them with op­ liams. Although the de­ Greenwald said. “I don’t tions, and it is up to them partment is closing, there know where I’m going to whether they take them or are positions available for be in a month. To close the not.” reprographic work. department in the middle Though the department “We would have had to of the year just seems will be closing its doors at have known we were go­ strange to me.” Building 427 behind ing to close the depart­ In the hopes of attaining Campbell Hall, Bisho said ment back in September in job skills and being placed the printing services lo­ order to meet the VERIP in {mother position soon, cated in the University III deadline,” he said. Greenwald said she has Center will remain open. Premiering in January at:

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By Brian Pillsbury bad pass, or a missed free Staff Writer______throw or a missed assign­ by Number of Rings ment on defense; you can’t blame the loss on just one t is great to be bers are unarguably a After playing an error- of those things. What cost great model set of the finest filled first half Monday us the game was all the Never has a de­ passing statistics in the night at the Thomas and mistakes made through bate so inspired history of the game. He is Mack Center against the the 40 minutes.” my mind as the one I re­ the Dolphins. Wait a mi­ UNLV Runnin’ Rebels, For the first 20 minutes cently had with another nute ... he’s never won a the Gauchos stormed back of the game, the Gauchos learned individual regard­ Super Bowl. Sorry, Dan, to take the lead with just were not executing well on ing the relative “greatness” you’ll have to find some­ minutes remaining in the either end of the floor. The of certain professional where else to be great, be­ game. hockey players. cause you can’t quite make Only to have it slip UNLV 87, UCSB 85 As I considered both ar­ it in this league. Try the UNLV away. mil tg U ft fu r a tp guments in depth, it CFL. I hear John Elway’s The Gauchos’ heart­ Sw oy 25 4 6 4 5 5 0 12 occurred to me that the been talking to owner Haygood 20 1 3 0 0 5 1 2 breaking 87-85 loss to Stewart 36 7 16 15 21 12 0 29 questioning of an indivi­ Bruce McNall about play­ Manuel 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 UNLV on national TV Thomas 40 2 8 5 5 4 11 9 dual’s greatness in com­ ing for the Toronto overshadowed an inspired J. Smith 28 5 12 2 7 5 3 15 parison to others could Argonauts. Hocevar 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 second-half effort by Gibson 9 2 3 0 0 1 0 5 obviously be applied to all What about Charles D. S m iti 6 12 0 2 4 0 15 UCSB, one in which they Totale 200 27 61 27 38 41 15 87 sports, although the Barkley and Patrick Ew­ overcame a 19-point defi­ UC SANTA BARBARA criteria and conclusions ing? I guess Barkley better m in ta a t f t firn r a t o cit with 13 minutes to go in Milfing 25 3 6 7 8 9 1 13 for each could be vastly shut up until he can bring the game. But critical Muse 21 5 9 2 2 7 0 12 Turner 29 4 10 2 4 1 4 11 different. it home for the Suns. Oh, breakdowns in the waning Fick 16 4 6 0 0 0 1 11 The individual with but Isaiah Thomas of the Madden 36 4 10 2 5 6 3 11 moments of the contest Allen 11 0 3 0 0 0 2 0 whom I spoke cited Pistons is God, as his Ramaker 27 4 7 2 4 4 1 10 sealed the Gauchos’ fate in Butts 21 4 9 3 4 6 2 11 championship accom­ championship ring can at­ a heart-stopping thriller of Barry 7 0 1 2 2 3 1 2 plishment as the deciding test to. Baker 7 1 1 2 2 1 0 4 a game that saw seven Totals 200 29 62 22 31 38 15 86 element in a player’s elite Nolan Ryan? Oh yeah, I Gauchos hit double fig­ Haffhna-UNLV 37. UCSB 28. greatness. Wayne Gretzky forgot about the ’69 Mets. ures in scoring. Three-point goals—UNLV 6-17(0. Smilti 3-6, J. has four Stanley Cups But after that year, he re­ Smiti 2-7, Glbton 1-2, Thomas 0-2) UCSB 5-12 With the loss, UCSB (Madden 1-3, Allen 0-2. Flcft 3-5, Tuner 1-1, under his belt, making him ally sucked. Wade Boggs Barry 0-1). drops to 3-4 in the Big Blocked Vtofs—UNLV 3 (Stewart 2, Savoy), undeniably great by virtue ranks right down there West and 7-10 overall, UCSB 2 (Muse 2). of that fact, backed by his Sleale-U NLV 11 (Savoy 3, Stewart 3. J. Smidi with him. while the Rebels improve 2. Gibson 2, Hooevar), UCSB 12 (Muse 2: Turner career stats. To be fair, however, I 2. Madden 3, M lling 2. Fick Z Butts). to 9-5 overall and 5-1 in T oy touts—UNLV 22. UCSB 26.7ouled o u t- I disagreed, mostly be­ must reiterate that our ini­ conference. J. Smith Technical touts—none Turnovers— cause I believe that indivi­ UNLV 16, UCSB 16. Team rebounde-UNLV 4. tial argument concerned The final moments were UCSB 4. duals do not win champ­ hockey, and not other filled with drama. With the Attendance—8551. Gauchos clinging to an — ------— 85-82 lead, UNLV guard main problem was turnov­ I disagreed, mostly because I believe Ken Gibson sank a 10-foot ers, of which UCSB had jump shot with 0:25 re­ accumulated 14 by half­ that individuals do not win champion­ maining in the game to cut time. The Rebels con­ ships ... teams do. the UCSB lead to one verted the Gaucho errors point. Facing a full-court into 17 points in the first ------9 1 — sports. press by the Rebels, Santa half. Nor was UCSB able ionships... teams do. I feel Barbara inbounded the to effectively defend the that Gretzky is a great Football is very ball to center Doug Muse, ball. Stewart had 14 points player, mostly due to the position-oriented, so obvi­ who had Rebel center at the break and point numbers he has put up, ously a superior interior Kebu Stewart climbing all guard Dedan Thomas was but his Stanley Cups are a lineman is not going to get over him in an attempt to able to penetrate the mere by-product of his the same amount of credit foul. No call was made by Gaucho defense and kick RACHEL W EILL/Duly Nests stats, as well as the team he as a merely above-average the official, and in haste, the ball out for three- UCSB’s Rob Ramaker, shown here in the win at Long played on, which was quarterback for the suc­ Muse threw the pass away pointers. Beach, and the Gauchos had their hopes of an up­ loaded with future Hall of cess of his team. This is the to a stunned Gibson. Stewart led all scorers set dashed in the final seconds during the 87-85 Famers. Gretzky’s envi­ reason that quarterbacks After a UNLV timeout, with 29 points and pulled UNLV win Monday night. ronment assisted his dominate the NFL Hall of the Rebels worked the ball down 12 rebounds. When championship run. Fame, though they often around to Gibson again, he wasn’t hitting from the home coming into Mon­ off a steal gave UCSB a To say that players like could not perform their who drained a three- floor, he was making free day’s game. 79-78 lead with 3:40 left. Marcel Dionne and Gil­ function without the aid of pointer with just 0:08 left throws, where he con­ In the second half, But down the stretch bert Perrault are not great a talented offensive line on the game clock to give nected on 15-of-21 at­ UNLV was set to deliver UNLV forward Patrick Sa­ simply because they never and reliable receivers. UNLV an 87-85 lead, tempts. Rebel guards Jer­ the knockout punch when voy made good on a three- won championships is Whether the greatest cen­ which they held onto as maine “Sunshine” Smith they went up by 19 points. point play and hit 4-of-4 preposterous. These two ter in history was better at UCSB’s Kyle Milling’s and Damian Smith also But the Gauchos kept free throws in the final mi­ fantastically talented indi­ his position than the great­ last-second shot fell off the made UCSB pay with their clawing back, aided by just nutes to keep the Rebels in viduals played their entire est quarterback in history was at his is irrelevant. It is mark. long-range shooting. Both two UCSB turnovers dur­ striking distance. careers with underachiev­ all subjective. “It’s hard to accept Smiths hit for career-high ing the second half. After a Santa Barbara was led ing teams. Was that their 15 points for the game. steal by Wayne Butts, by Milling’s 13 points to go fault? these kinds of losses be­ This is true of all sports. With the first-half lead point guard Tecon Mad­ with his team-high nine re­ The same is true of the cause we did fight back Greatness in anything is den drove in for a layup, bounds, while Butts, Mad­ Detroit Red Wings’ center and we did show a lot of seesawing back and forth, subjective. It is subjective the Rebels went on an 11-3 where he was fouled by den, Flick and Turner each Steve Yzerman, whose guts and determination,” to the player and to the in­ run, helped by Santa Bar­ chipped in with 11. Muse team is just now beginning Gaucho Head Coach Jerry UNLV’s Thomas. After dividual that chooses to Pimm said in a postgame bara mistakes. By the time converting the three-point added 12 points and seven to shine with him. I say boards. give the guy some credit evaluate him or her. My interview. “The mistakes the teams went into half­ play, Butts hit a jumper, definition of greatness we made at the end might time, UNLV had opened followed by a driving lay- “We’ve been on the and respect the elite talent that he possesses. may not be the same as the have cost us the game, but up a nine-point lead at in to bring the Gauchos road for 10 out of the last next guy’s, so a person 12 games,” Pimm said. My other question is: mistakes we made 37-28, and it looked like it within seven. A Milling who is great in my mind Where do you draw the throughout the game put would be clear sailing for dunk got the Gauchos m ight be pathetic in us in that situation. Doug’s UNLV, who was 160-10 at closer and a Madden layup See LOSS, p.10 line between stats and championship perfor­ another’s. mance? Kirk Muller was The bottom line for me the number one center for is, those players that do the Stanley Cup-winning not have championships Skirts on Fire With Victory at Tourney Montreal Canadians. to their name do not team into an “A” and “B” nal saw UCSB go up perform.” There is no chance that he necessarily lack the skill to By Brian Pillsbury is a greater player than attain them. They simply squad. Against the Car­ against a vastly improved For Mayer, the exulta­ Staff Writer______Steve Yzerman. There are dinal “A” team, UCSB UC Santa Cruz team, but tion of their victory was have not gotten the luck of also several Canadians cruised to a 13-3 victoiy, the Burning Skirts were dampened a bit as she the draw. players of the past who At this weekend’s ulti­ followed up by a 13-6 too much for them and suffered a broken wrist in won multiple Stanley mate frisbee collegiate win over the Stanford took the final by a score the final. Mayer expects Cups with die team but tournament, the UCSB “B” team. Later that af­ of 15-7. to be out a couple of contributed only third- •Concluding that inten­ women’s team — better ternoon, the Skirts had “We definitely ex­ weeks and UCSB will be line assistance. Where do sive rambling, I jump to known as the Burning little trouble in sending pected to do well,” Burn­ forced to do without the they fit into the scheme of other bits on my mind, like Skirts—burned all com­ UCSD home a loser by ing Skirt co-captain Ste­ services of one of their greatness? who’s going to win the En­ ers as they went 5-0 dur­ the score of 13-3. phanie Mayer said. top players. The intriguing concepts glish Football Cup this ing the event to capture In the semifinals, “Santa Cruz is much While the loss of that this idea sparked in year? first place. UCSB and the Stanford stronger than they have Mayer is a blow to the my mind led me to think of •More importantly, The Burning Skirts got “A” team went at it again been in the last couple of team, the Burning Skirts its pertinence to other who cares? off to a quick start on Sa­ and the result was no dif­ years and we definitely have enough depth to sports. •Unofficially, I’m pick­ turday as they defeated ferent as the Burning performed a lot better Is Dan Marino great, or ing the Bills to win the Stanford, who split their Skirts won, 15-5. The fi­ than I expected us to See SKIRTS, p.10 just short of it? His num­ Super Bowl ... in 2031.