March 2008 the S
ON THE BRINK OF CANCELLATION SINCE 1997 TEXAS TRAVESTY MARCH 2008 THE S CAMPUS SPOTLIGHT A BURNING BRIDGESISSUE X E T TRAVESTY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Veronica Hansen Todd Menditto Everyone’s favorite PTS worker MANAGING EDITOR Stephen Short Texas Travesty: So Todd, what’s your eight-hour work day to putting a smile on 4, peace and quiet, douchebag DESIGN EDITORS Matt Hutcheson favorite part about being a Parking and people’s faces and tickets on their wind- sunglasses, mustaches Mark Estrada Transportation Services employee? shield. Todd Mendito: I just love riding my Turn offs: speedy drivers, ART EDITOR Chris Friend little scooter around campus and check- TT: So, what are you doin’ tonight? whippersnappers, loud rap ASSOCIATE EDITORS Ross Luippold ing to make sure people have the proper TM: Well, after getting current on all my Thejaswi Maruvada parking permits hanging neatly from their utility bills, I’m gonna go get mad pussy. music, broken CB radios, insubordination, this goddamn DISTRIBUTION rear view mirrors. Spending your entire Then I’ll probably sit down with a TV din- DIRECTOR Francisco Marin day monitoring traffi c, sitting in security ner and watch my DVR recordings of Ex- weather, holidays, happiness, WRITING STAFF Megan Jackson kiosks, and catching people with F17 per- treme Makeover: Home Edition. Oh, I casual conversation, liber- Jon Neal mits parked in the F67 lot is extremely also really need to call my mother because als, dirty uniforms, other PTS Michael Prohaska fulfi lling. It’s good to know that improper I haven’t talked to her in a while.
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