S PRACTICAL TRICK OF TRAp Money He Received on Leaving Sy h CAP pox Hospital Is Declined by Res. and taurant Proprietor, of “] have not come to solicit almy Storm Tenter madam,” he said to the reStaUrané proprietress; “I have just calleq purchase, s Swiss ;. make a small and, g the same time, to show to you mapy o humanity to man, and what 3 colg BELLS it is which hard world in we liyg I ONE thousand Zurich wo- meantime, would you uni- the kindly put men have declared for up & nice beef re- me sandwich, wity versal suffrage. It is a a plentiful supply of mustard, cent movement there, ete,, for which I will tender the equivalep; I though other Swiss cities coin of the realm? have been interested for some time “As I was saying—thank Alto- yoy, in the much mooted question. madam, that will do admirably—tj, gether country has 17,000 ad- the little cold, cruel world. For instance, theg vocates the ballot. for giving women few bronze coins, with which | canton an Recently the women of Zurich about to pay you for my sandwig to petitioned the state for the right represent my worldly goods, ang the§ act as jurors on a case in which a wo- we~e given with a niggardly hang thig man Their re- TRAGEDY AFTER ALL was the defendant. NOT A morning on my leaving the Smallpey quest was refused. Later, with char- hospital. bravery, they sent in Piercing Screams and Heart- acteristic Swiss Woman’s “What! You won’t accept theps petition legislature ask- From School another to the broken Sobs Come Nor take the food back? I may tay ing to in judgment on Dramatic Art. the right sit of them and go? Thank you, madam;| special courts, such as are held in wish you a good morning!” France for adjusting differences be- A woman’s piercing scream smote thump! tween mistress and maid, and other the air. Thump, thump, Heart- Rather Strenuous. cases differences arise between breaking sobs broke upon the ears where “Sir,” announced the would-he SOD. a woman employer and a woman em- of the horrified listeners. as he up in-law invaded the library, “ ployee. this, too, was denied, VeSVe0oo.aww With one accord they rushed the come a While of have to—er—have serious f, Parliament adm:itied the sex’s eligibii- ND staircase and burst open the door terview with you.” 241 'TJ/HE P. | sounds pro- ity to such an office. ALP 3 the room from which the “Oh, very well,” rejoined the lit,” old “We are not talking much about man, as he proceeded to remove pj ceeded. v hair, torn said the vice president of the Zurich A lady, with dishevelled coat and roll up his sleeves. “Lgty clothing, and eyes Woman’s Suffrage society, Fraulein and dust-covered get busy and have it over with.” in middle “lest publicity frighten the red with weeping, stood the And a few minutes later the Honneger, coat yom state into retarding the concession. It of the room. A man, with off, in escaping rolling man succeeded with much of a gain, but,” she added sleeves rolled up, his eyeballs life, but without his hat. i 3 not intruders. with true suffrage optimism, “it is a in frenzy, confronted the here?” he de- step forward. !f we had made that de- “What do you want HE WAS WISE. mand years ago, when to speak of manded. ten hu- _our having the ballot was to be laugh- “We are here in the interests of of xg??:’ at as a dreamer, our petition would manity,” sternly answered one them. ‘“You are brutally maltreating this lady.” “Am I?” he said, turning to her. “No—o,” she said, “you are not. Gentlemen, he is teaching me how to Y express natural emotions. This is irME ADBEY the 8 EINSIEDELpN a school of dramatic art.” U OF o Then the avengers slunk out of the door.

THINEIGHBORHOOD OF, IN f//Y.f/eo?g\£Lp ! The Retort. VAN e é Mrs. Bizey—l notice you're cleaning g ET house, Mrs. Newcome, and I was unbroken line the prince- preserved an from first afraid you might throw your rubbish with the national edu- pres- AN abbot, Eberhard, Duke of Franconia, to the don't do exhibit and out on the back lot. We cational ent head, Abbe Colomban I. It is the only Cath- of here—-. that sort thing ~ Pestalozzi cabinet. in the world dedicated by human the olic church not Mrs. Newcome—Tl burned all our rub- The modern Catholic hands; the is that Christ himself legend perform- bish in the furnace this morning, Mrs. Church of Our Lady is the act. ed Bizey, including book on “Etiquette” magnificent basilica. a a Einsledeln and vicinity were known as the Som- which I might have saved for you.— The Church of St. Pe- century, bre Forest away back in the eighth when Catholic Standard and Times. ter holds the tomb of a holy , Meinrad, the son of Prince Berthold Lavator, who was {ts of Hohenzollern, built for himself a cell in which Gerace Bakeß WINGL] PREACHED IN ZURICH: THE GROSSMUENSTER. o WIERE 2 pastor. The town hall, he lived many years. He was murdered by bri- Collecting Arrears. the Renaissance, dates from 1694. The gands whom he had offered hospitality and “Cascaretta,” he said, “is it all over Mrs. Jones—You mus‘ get the land- not hLave got past the porter’s desk. But a city in German to university famous federal polytechnic hoped to find treasures; all between us?”’’ lord see for himself the tha: was the first in Europe to open its university and the who had concealed to come and numerous institutions, laboratories and it lis all over. the the to women will not finally deny us our citizens’ with their they got was a chalice and some books. Ravens, “Yes, Geoffrey; damage furnace has done to part of Grosse Stadt. merely rights.” clinics are in the northern whose evil characteristics had been disarmed by Henceforth we are friends.” ceiling. the gentle hermit and had become his compan- “Then, if you don’t mind, I'll take Mr. Jones—Yes, and if do hell Switzerland has no women's clubs. But while Switzerland is the most mountainous country T being fons, pursued the assassins to Zurich, screaming back that diamond ring.” see the damage the children have the suffragists are engaged along one line, anoth- of Europe, three-fourths of its area covered the scenery has and picking at the villains’ heads. The strange The lovely maiden frowned. done to rest of the house. er hody of women is working for philanthropy. with mountains. The grandeur of the times. actions of the irate birds attracted the townspeo- “No, Geoffrey,” she said; “you didn’t A group of young women representing the fore- been pictured and described innumerable year portions of Amer- ple’s attention and they questioned the murderers, give me this ring until we had been most Zurich families has organized this a With the exception of certain Business Is Business. study nothing to equal it in who, terrified, acknowledged their crime. In the engaged six months. I'll wear it six practical training school where members ica, there is in the world Proprietor—Did that man who just central and southern parts are oc- Abbey coat-of-arms are two ravens. months longer, if you please.” the needs of poor children and thereby help to beauty. The went out buy one of our misfit suits’ cupled by Swiss Alps, which spread over better their unfortunate lot. the When the noble edifice was erected over the New Clerk—No, sir. We're entirely of the entire area. The Jura hermit’s were enclosed “Wa are endeavoring to interest our young girls nearly three-fifths cell the walls of the cell Much the Same. out of them. cover the northwestern portions of the marble a of leisure and education in this work,” said one of Mountains in black and made into chapel. It stands “But,” protested tne Englishman, Proprietor—Well, have a lot more country. in and, plain style, the promoters, Fraulein Fertz, herself a beautiful, the nave of the church while in “you have no family trees in your made up at once and see that you simplicity earncst, and cultured young woman. The medical Far up in the mountains is the beautiful little the richness of the material and the of country.” don’t let the stock down this way design make it impressive. run inspector of schools s assisted by this guild. Chil- town of Einsledeln. I was fortunate enough to be On the altar stands “True,” rejoined the plain Amer- again. dren of the poor receive two fuli meals gratis in present during a week-end musical fete, in which the renowned statute of the Black Madonna, ican, “but we have a lot of measly many years Swiss schools, and if the mothers of these chil- singing societies from the country and from neigh- bronze and hundreds of old. The underbrush, which is quite as much chapel Holy Chapel, because of Viewpoint. dren be employed at outside werk until a late boring Bavarian towns were present in numbers is known as the in the way and just as detrimental to From Pa’s legend regarding pa, hour the guild takes charge of the little ones. exceeding 2,000. Switzerland, having only the the remarkable its dedicatiorn. the scenery.” Little Willie—Say, what is the organized a Through the influence of this guild a law was summer time for holidaying, has This is the story. On September 14, 948, Saint difference between a close friend and city passed last year by which a guardian is appointed movable saengerfest by which each town and Conrad, bishep of Constanco, came at the invita- a dear friend? iilegitimate children and this guardian cau gets its share of gay song and jolly visitors. All tion of Abbot Eberhard to consecrate the new THE WAY NOWADAYS. Pa—A close friend, my son, is one for money, compel the father of a deserted child to contrib- the cantons were represented at Einsiedeln and church. He was attended by the Emperor Othon, who will not lend you any Swiss colors, a friend one who bor ute to its support. If the mother be under age every house was decorated with the Empress Adelaide and a large retinue of clergy while dear is white. and courtiers. As they knelt preparatory to be- rows all you will stand for. alsc she, too, becomes a ward >f this guardian. A scarlet and /F:; similar organization to the Zurich guild exists in Early in the afternoon the opeu air concert be- ginning the ceremony suddenly the chapel became square a brilliancy before German cities, and, by a similar state law, the ab- gan. It was held in the vast, sloping in illuminated with celestial and Iced the altar stood the Savior performing the office of \ Unfalr. sconder of moral obligations is t easily and front of the Benedictine abbey. The assembling . cat "".r;,_? Hazel, aged 7, while feeding the To women is due the large number of the singers was picturesque. Each canton dedication, assisted by the four evangelists. extradited. of g ! at the dinner table, was reproved by temperance restaurants existing in Switzerland. carried a banner, Individual socleties carried At the right and left of the divine celebrant her father, who told her that the cat Orellie of Zurich is the origina- great horns filled with flowers and the women angels swung censers which emitted a Frau Professor thousand must wait until later, whereupon the of this movement, singers wore white gowns and crimson sashes. sweet perfumes, the apostle, , and the tor small girl wept and said: in Switzerland; As the quiet, little place has but one Pope, Gregory the Great, held the Qocislism is spreading though well-behaved Saint vestments “I think it a shame just because referendum sys- policeman, the fire brigade turned out to give a of the heavenly pointiff, and Saint Stephen and is how a country governed by the poor animal, to treat democratic passeth un- semblance of civic authority, also to serve as a Saint Lawrence, who were the first deacons of she is a dumb temn can be possibly more her like a hired girl.”—Human Life. derstanding. Made up of three races, German, guard of honor. And while the marchers were the church to be martyred, actied as deacon and Frenchh and Italian, socialists of these kindred massing around the conductor’s box a cannon sub-deacon. An angelic choir, canducted by the a welcome. The bright paticns have entered Switzerland and scattered was kept firing vigorous archangel Saint Michael, sang glorious music The Resemblance. on quaint, gabled houses, broadcast seeds of discontent in the brave, beauti- Swiss decorations the and before the altar knelt the beautiful virgin “That dog of Bragg's reminds me gay Sunday of women, of ful little republic. the dress the the encir- mother the Son of God. A still earlier legend very much of his master.” cling mountains—the nearby ones dark green, the has it that when Conrad began Zurich has led in every movement of its history. the office of dedi- “How 807?” distant peaks snow-tipped, edelweiss-decked—- cation he was stopped by a voice that It was the storm center of the Protestant Refor- cried out “In asserting in his own way that he Zwingli’'s home {s made a splendid, old world pictures. three times distinctly: “Cease! brother, this oy mation perfod in Switzerland. can lick any man on the spot.” Grossmuenster, whose tall towers And the definite note was the ancient abbey chapel has been consecrated by God himself.” “That’s so, and in giving tongue ta here In the you the town for eight centuries, he of Einsiedeln, which called the town into being, The journey from Zurich to Einsiedeln is eharm- Miss Schreecher—Have finished his challenge.” have dominated . and of of ing. your song? preached the Protestant crusade and was the which is one the celebrated shrines First comes a sail on a lake which is the The abbey church, known as Steele Ayers (a composer)—Yes. church’s last Catholic pastor and its first Protes- Europe. Notre loveliest piece of water in Switzerland, then a is a Dame des Ermites, is a grand basilica, the edifice railroad Miss Schreecher—Looking for a Enlightenea. tant cne. High up in one of the towers ride through pine woods, among moun- legendary buildings. publisher? he lealr quaint, seated figure of Charlemagne, the flanked on either side with tains, over gorges and past valleys that now are “Pa,” satd little Ostend, as Ayers—No; of Grossmuenster chapter. Back of the Since the year 934 the abbey of Einsiedeln has covered with fragrant, new-mown hay. Steele looking for an ed out of the window of the smoker founder bulldogs If cathadral are the cloisters which now form part of advertiser. “why do they put those the baggage car?”’ - seminary. ! 3 a girls’ my son Ic an old chapel across the road Is an interest- “On account of their grips, ® ® Too Much For It. relating to the Reforma- ployer’s digestion. The cook’s chief responded pa, solemnly, and then the ing collectlon of articles business is Mrs. Crank (excitedly)—You public including written by Calvin, Luther Housekeeping in Hankow going to market and presenting his train rolled on. tion, letters account for pfficials are not doing your duty, sir! each remarkably distinct. There is his purchases. and Zwingli, Here I was bitten by a dog and im- by Lady Jane Grey; her penmanship is Among our many wanderings our housekeep- It is a strange collection often also one in that market mediately after it fell into a fit. Hard Labor. legible as print and she wrote the letter in Latin. ing in Hankow was an experience I had basket, whiah a wise housekeeper always never sees. Public Official (feeling)—No won- Hobo—Madam, you muster misul of this little chapel, called the Water church, before—nor after, writes Florence Gilbert in the Goat flesh, perhaps, politely Back called mutton; or der, poor animal! derstood me. Dis here piece o' meat {s a splendid bronze statue of Zwingli. New Idea Woman’s Magazine. have five or beef that has been exposed in a fly-filled We shop; a ain’t what I ast fer. capital of the canton of Zurich and six servants. That sounds fine, but pass- live chicken or two, game Zurich is the before of various sorts—- Lady—Didn’t you beg for something {s at the north end of Lake Zurich. It is ing judgment you should have experience with pheasant, teal, snipe and perhaps fish, An Ordinary Flight. situated a more to eat? the largest city in Switzerland. The old, tradi- them! The peace of mind of the mistress de- appetizing than one would expect who “When your husband entered the has seen Hobo—Yessum. Not for work. tional town, with its narrcw, steep streets and its pends largely on her “number one boy,” the head and smelled the Yang-tse water. aviation contest, did he fly into the houses, lies on both banks of the Lim- servant, who, efficient, is likely high, dark if to have come The vegetables are all of the sort that need clouds?” rest of the city has spacious thorough- from Ningpo. He is a tall, impressive personage cooking, intelligent “No; the machinery broke down mat. The for no person will run the Queer, but Not Unusual. splendid buildings. The lake quays in who wears a blue cotton coat fastening on the risks and he flew into a rage.” ¢ares and involved in eating raw Chinese vegetables “His is a queer case.” are very attractive. Near their side reaching to his ankles, the Kliene Stadt and without which he and fruits. “How is that?” northern end is the fine Tonhalle, a populag mod- must never appear in his employer’s presence. In addition o to the supplies which can be Very Flat. : “He is at home in the saddle—- concert building and pleasure palace. In the To do this is only second as a mark of disrespect purchased ern in the Chinese market every day one’s “Did you ever see where they “Well?” vicinity of their southern end is the beautiful to having the cue in any other position than are 3! diet may include fresh butter from asing collapsible bathtubs “And his wife is in the saddle Belvoir park. Near the Tonhalle, the stately hanging decorously down the back. Australia and and folding all sorts of canned goods shipped from the gas ranges now?” home.” street of the city—the Bahnhofstrasse—- The house at may United main coolie work sometimes States, Great Britain, France and Germany. These “What for?” leads from the lake north to the railway station. twist his around his head, but the bey cue never. are sold in shops in the concessions kept by “Naturally, for flat housekeeping.” The bridges are striking. Adjacent to the fine Through the boy the orders are usually Europeans, " Thankful for That. issued Japanese, Parsees—those keen 00¢ Munster bridge is the Wasserkirche, on the right to the rest of the mer- The First Horse—Well, there’s household staff, translated from chants from India—or even Chinese. While ex- bank, containing the city library with 130,000 vol- the pidgin English of the mistress. pensive, Different Music. indignity they’ll put upon There are they are not quite such prohibitive lux- never “5,; umes aad over 5,000 manuscripts. It preserves the “No. 2 boy,” the house coolie, who is the only inspire “Does your son generally play Horse—What's that: uries as to the remark of the English The -Second & more valuable objects, inciuding the Codex Vati- one with enough keep Chopin Horse—They'll never i work to do to him moder- missionary’s little girl in central India, who said: and Mendelssohn?” The First canus. The Grossmuenster {s Romanesque with ately busy; the cook and the second cook, “No, madam; he mostly plays us to drag a stalled airship out who “Mother, I suppose the king has tinned things to the on of Grecian features. Further north is the Ruden, is learning his trade at the expense of his em- eat every day.” m.” a soggy cloud.