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A&£ THE HELL6ATE LANCE 12 OCTOBER 31, 2007 Halloween events .sibility for you if you're a Halloween Horror Halloween flicks freshman or less than five Bash :Volumen will be Jonah Vaughan mons appear and possess the 1980s wannabe horror film asst. A&E editor feet tall, but wait, I repeat performing The Rocky Mitch Legato group one by one slowly; bad. With Sonny Bono, one myself Horror Picture Show in its asst. 'A&E editor blood and other odd fluids of the first performances by Trick or Treating: entirety with clipsoeing 1. The Nightmare fly which makes for a pretty Julia Louis-Dreyfus and a Walk house to house in a ~ Halloween Barnburn­ shown throughout the bar. Before Christmas: The fun movie. Although the magical boy named Harry strange neighborhood at er: This is an 18+ perfor­ Pleaseeasaur, from Se­ best Halloween tp.ovie film has nothing to do with Potter (nine years before night, ring the doorbell mance by Signal Path, The attle, wi ll be opening for which also doubles as the Halloween, it deserves a the first Harry Potter book and ask whoever answers Pnuma Trio, Swyl and The Volumen. Other festivities best Christmas movie, Tim spot on the list. by J .K Rowling), it's a to give you candy for VooDoo Dolls with more include a haunted house, Burton's stopcanimated 3. Halloween: John wonder this movie didn't free (it sounds somewhat artists TBA at The Other karaoke and a twister cos­ musical based on his work. Carpenter's 1978 original get more popular. The plot creepy when you look at Side. The show will cost tume contest. This takes Jack Skellington, the Pump­ slasher film that acts as a isn't that bad on paper. .. a it that way). Ok, I suppose you$14. Doors open and place at The Badlander so kin l(jng, is going through prede<;:essor for every single magical Troll turns himself we are all a little old for music starts at 9 pm. it's an 18+ show and will a mid-life crisis insisting horror film after it. Michael into Potter's little sister who this, but it is still a pos- set you back $15. that there has got to be more Myers (Will Sandin) slashes then slowly transforms their to life than scaring people. and kills his way through apartment complex into his One day when he is wander­ Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee own little paradise. Potter Top 5 Singles ing around being mopey Curtis) and her friends. seeks out a magical witch he stumbles on a circle of As the suspense builds the who lives in the apartment thing, but I have a sneaky suspicion it's Mitch Legato trees that act as portals to blood does not, the lack of above him who tells him asst. 'A&E editor really implying that the paparazzi and travel in between holidays. gore and graphic violence all about what's happening the public like it when shemisbehaves Jack chooses the one with makes for a good movie for and how if someone doesn't These are the songs America decided and ask for more. Saying various varia­ the Christmas tree on it those who are squeamish or stop the Troll the world tions of the words "gimme" and "more" are most worth listening to this week. and is teleported to Christ­ just not fans of violence. will be destroyed, basically. But, they're not all up to standards. somewhere around 128 times, it seems masland, where children 4. Troll: It's a dumb The best scene in the whole Miss Spears hasn't much to say these stuff stocking instead of movie that is so bad it's movie is when Potter's days besides that she wants more of "Stronger" by Kanye West $ """ : heads. He falls in love with good but not like B-movie father busts out an old Blue Kanye West needs to quit making music. something. Hopefully its not more crazy. the lifestyle which causes grade bad, its more like Cheer record and air guitars He has this horrible pattern of mak- drama and chaos to it for no reason. ing albums that are worse than the one "No One" by Alicia Keys "" "'-· "" "" : in both worlds to 5.Scary Movie 2: previous to it and the same goes for his It's been four years since her lasf studio (1 develop. It has also The now legendary singles. In "Stronger", one of his more album and six years since ''Fallin" and been re-released in and worn-out comedy recent singles, he somehow samples a she is finally releasing new stuff. This 3-D and is at the series started off strong Daft Punk song ("Harder, Better, Faster, song is good but it's missing something. Cannike 10. with the first two films, Stronger") and still makes his song suck. I think that something would be a hook. 2. Evil Dead: the second just barely The three good things about this song Nothing in the entire song hooks a Th.e 1981 Sam being better than the are that it samples Daft Punk (+.5 stars), listener into wanting to listen to it again Raimi gorefest that first because of David the video pays tribute to Akira (+.5 but that's fine for her, she still has a tre­ launched the career Cross's role in the film stars) and it's not "Can't Tell Me Noth­ mendous voice and interesting enough ofBruce Campbell alone. In Scary Movie ing"(+ I stars). lyrics to make up for the lack of a hook. who plays the main 2 Cindy (Anna Faris) It's no "Fallin" or ."Karma" but it's character, Ash. and the gang are back "The Way I Are" by enough of a song to keep interest in her. Ash and four of his at their silly antics Timbaland 1.- *- ~ : This is a dumb friends go up to a when they travel up song. It's just dumb. There is absolutely "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" by Soulja broken-down cabin to a haunted man- nothing redeeming about it or interesting Boy "*· : Who? What? Why?These are for a weekend sion only to discover but it's inherently good; it's inherently the three questions you will ask yourself where a bunch of there are a few things good because Timbaland applies his all after listening to the first seven seconds spooky things starr wrong like an evil cat, too worn out formula to !he SQng (add­ of this song. Soulja Boy manages to happening. This a naughty clown and a ing wacky noises to the song to make it make this song sound exactly like a eventually leads possessed plant. It's no sound "futuristic") and yet again makes throwaway Mike Jones track except them to the base­ art masterpiece obvi­ a catchy single. The most annoying Mike Jones would have axed the annoy­ ment where they ously but it's good for thing a!Jout this song is the title and the ing steel drum hook. This has to be the find an old tape a laugh, makes good fact that it could have never been made newest low of mainstream hip-hop (as if player of the previ­ use of a Prodigy song and no one would notice. T-Pain wasn't enough). Not only is Soul­ ous house owner and Kathleen Rob- ja Boy just another run-of-the-mill rap­ which describes In the new promotion posters for The Nightmare ertson. Too bad this "Gimme More" by Britney per but his lyrics are just plain stupid ("I what happens when Before Christmas, Jack Skellington puts on his 3-0 spawned Epic Movie got me some bathin' apes"). Although he Spears 1 'Jr ~ · ~ *- :It's Britney and reciting certain glasses and enjoys the show (photo courtesy of www. and Date Movie. she is back with "Gimme More" which is just the flavor of the month, thi~ is still magic words. De- impawards.com) is supposedly about dancing or some- annoying. When will it go away?