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Vol. 80, No. 19 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1989 , (603)862-1490 Bulk Rate O.S. Postage Paid Darkness strikes Area One By John Doherty A mysterious power outage explained resident Gretchen _Dana Schalk, a Jessie Doe left all of Area One cloaked in Grozieu. "Someone pulled a resident whose 19th birthday , darkness Monday evening fire alarm... the fire department fell conincidently on-the day in ;1 · The black out lasted from had to come and we were all history thatwill most assuredly 4:30 p.m. to about 6:00 p.m. stuck outside." go down as Black Monday, was University Maintenance The men of Lord Hall also stuck in the mini-riot of has not yet ·determined the retreated behind a wall of rock Stillings Hall. cause. and roll and tried desperately ~Stillings food never looked "Hey, all's I know is the _ to ride· the hours of fear and so -good," contended Schalk. Ugbts are on," said -a darkness out. Other Area One residents, maintenance representative. "I had a battery powered labeled by some as "nerds" and The outage- darkened radio," said resident Bryan Ball. "dorks," trieddiligentlytostudy Stillings dining hall during its "We turned it way up." under safety lights. peak dinner hours and left Pete Menger, Area One Rumors of a high-stakes many dorm residents confused resident, described the card game.somewhere in Jessie and unable to use typewriters tumultuos, whirl-wind of Doe spread like the bubonic and computers for homework. violence and irresponsible plague. · "It was chaos," said Jessie behavior inside a darkened "We played some catds," Doe Resident Peter Harris. Stillings Dining Hall. admitted JeffZanini, Jessie Doe ~People got rowdy... yelling and "The lights went out, and resident. screaming. It was great." they locked the doors to the While Area One residents Darkness was not the.only room where you bus your tray. sleep uneasily in restored power terror to contend with for People began throwing food and and pray for dawn, rriaintenace McLaughlin Hall residents. just leaving their trays there. It and other officials work "The trouble light went off was madness." · feverishly to unravel the A student searches high and lowfor a correct phone over the Hall Director's door," Madness, indeed. mystery of "Black Monday". number. (Mike Parnham photo) , ' Student Error inl989/90 protests ,c-y, -;c~c,ft•.a--} I -. tw '· )- , s,t,u f history at aU," said Ann Marie Elek, an "Banner~ a new computer executive enraged at what officer of Senate. he system initiated this year. sees, and "It niakes the directory kind of useless," saddened by said Elek: "Even what he According to _Wolfe, it is can not be.!' th,ough the addresses art: right, possible that when -~e new the phone numbers are These are the words of a wrong, phone numbers were down " ·she added. ,. · man who chained himself to a loaded into the old system µsed "I dtdn 't realize there tree yesterday to proclaim his was a - to prepare, the directoiy, new problem with stan,d of on racial injustice it until today,•, in phone num~rs were rejected. Amer-ica. said.Mike Desmarais, stude,n( Wolfe was able · to show body At approximately 12 noon, president. _· l"fbe· onl),. · that the. current telephone reason Student Gregory Stergion miile is right is becaUS(_ numbers and addresses I lived there last year. If ·~el strapped himself to a tree near St~dent Greg Stergion chains hlms;lf to a tree to make a recorded on the computer in are all wrong they T-Hall,;his naked arms pulled point about racial injustice. (Ben should b~ Frazier photo) the Registrar's office are valid~ ' redone and behind him and tied together ' reissued," sai? · Desmarais. by a rope, which was attached "It's got me thinking a lot. Detective Paul Dean of the Clare McMillan, a writer/ Kim Varney, chairperson to wooden stake. On a white I admire him for · it," John University Police arrived at T­ editor at Univiersity _for -the Health and Human piece of paper attached to the Douglas c9mmented, also a Hall after getting a call about Publications turn~d · the Services Council, said that stake, Stergion's message w~s bystander to the outcry. Stergion. she completed tapes- of student thought the whole issue visible for all to .read. -As Stergion stood shaking According to Beaudoin; the was , \ ·addresses over to NYNEX who ridiculous. This shocking sight drew in the cold air, head bowed, University Police were not there puts out the directory._ She - _"It's obvious that the much conflict among many in the crowd began to to apprehend Stergion, but people believed that all tp,e information in the Registrar's bystanders .. state their feelings about the _ because they were concerned oftke made a she was given was correct. mistake because "You know, that!s not really racial injustices which Stergion · about the possibility that a high percent She was not sute of the of the students the right way to do that.~ was protesting. Stergion Stergion could develop numbers are problem's origin, but thought wrong. screamed Mrs. Jones (a woman remained silent. hypothermia. I know I put my right that when "they dumped the number in. who wisbed to remain "This forces us torecggnize "We couldn't let him freeze I think they should new information into the old re-evaluate anonymous). something that exists in this out there," said Dean. "It was their system, " said system something bizarre "You'll get pneumonia," country," Junior Laura Cuozzo Public Safety's responsibility . Varney. happened." McMillan said said Jones. ~hey':re (everyone said. "It's part of our past-that to wat~h out for his well being." that the According to McMillan, correct telephone watching) just going to look at is glossed over." Dean said that Stergion numbers will 9,500 copies of the directory be sent to VideoTex. you like you are an exhibit." "I think it's long overdue," raised no problems when he the campus were published. "NYNEX pays ~omputer system, in Jones' comment drew Sophomore Leah Gendlar was asked to leave and shelter an effort for it (the printing costs)," she to almost as added. himself. partially rectify the situation. much attention as "He made his point added. did Stergion's appearance. Chief Roger Beaudoin and and left peacefully," said Dean. · "It is conceivable that old PAGE2 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NQVEMBER 21, 7989 MacDonald amasses meal- mocking messages· By Jamie Dwnont Are we going to get some · 'working at · Stillings in ice soon or are we going to be September, is-simply canying forced to have a take-over at on the tradition. Stillings? "Answering napkin notes For Rick MacDonald, was part ofthe job description," answering questions like this said MacDonald, who has a is a · regular part of the job. bachelor's degree in English. MacDonald, a supervisor at , Thus far, MacDonald has Stillings dining hall, is in charge had as much fun answering of answering napkin notes. . the notes as students have had . those sometimes serious, writing them. sometimes obnoxious, but .-Some of my job is very - · mostly funny messages left at routine, although I enjoy it, but the dining halls to voice praise, . napkin notes are a fun break in complaints, and anything else the day,': MacDonald said. that comes to a diner's mind. As for students, they find Although some ofthe notes the creativity and humor he arewrittenstrictlyforfun, most puts into his responses have a serious matter to appealing. Whether it be with address, MacDonald said. poe!ry, sarcasm, or simple Therefore, the dining hall takes jokes, he strives to make his the notes very seriously. The answerswitty and entertaining. purpose of the notes, he said, "I think his answers are is to help the students. great," said junior Werner "They give students a Niebel. "He's funny, he uses chance to vent _ their · witty sarcasm to attract interest frustrations and get things so people will read them." done. It's constructive criticism Perh;;tps MacDonald's and we pick up on it," knack for comedy is the spark MacDonald said. behind the recent surge of Freshman Kristen Kubarek · napkin notes at Stillings. "At added,." I think it's a good idea tHe beginning of. the year it · because it lets the dining hall started off slow. But then it know how people feel about snowballed. I guess if they like Napkin notes - a nifty way to communicate your ideas and frustrations about -Stillings food and service, and other the answers they're more likely Dining Hall. (Mike Parnham photo) · ' people can r.ead them ~d know to write napkin notes "Sometimes it gets so slanders one of the Stillings' However, despite the that something can be done." themselves." overwhelming, I have to take employees. importanceofthesetwotopics,. According to Charlie Glode, MacDonald said that them home and do them over Currently, the two most neither is the hottest item relief assist~nt. manager at during an ave.rage week he the weekend," he said. mentioned topics in the napkin around ~tillings Hall. That Stillings, nap,kin .notes . ha~e · answers aboµt a doz~n notes, _a · M~cDonald said that h~ notes are smoking and plastic honor belongs to Rick been circulating for over -15 big week can bring iri ~s many . answerseveryqotehereceives-, products, both _of':Vhich-many MacDonald arid -his napki11J . yea.rs. MacDonald, ~ho.beg~ . as 25. . _unless it contains profanity or s~m;lents (ee_l sh'duld be banned notes. . ·i . from the.dining hall. NATIONAL · NEWS BRIEFS Congress tentatively . Coulltdown starts for Four men arrested on OK's tax plan shuttl~ mght - drug charges

· Washington - ·House and Senate negotia­ Cape Caoaveral, Fla. - The National Aero­ Statepoliceworkinga three-month under­ tors tentatively agreed Sunday to raise more than nautics and Space Admini'stration faced a tight _ cover drug investigation at Suffolk Downs arrested $23 -billion over-five' years by imposing new truces schedule Sunday as a countdown began for launch­ four meri on cocaine trafficking and distribution and by retaining some fees that are about to expire . . ing the shuttle Discovery on Wednesday with five charges Friday through Saturday. The arrests were The taxe~ include a new levy on oil of 5 cents. per astronauts and a spy sateUite. · made after investigators initiated undercover drug barrel to ·pay for a $1 billion spill liability program ·.. The launcher director, Bob Sieck, gave the · buys in and around the thoroughbred track, with , a major increase in a tax op ozone-depleting go-ahead to start the countdown Sunday afternoon some buys taking place in the grandstand, accord­ chemicals and a new tax on international airline, even though workers at the pad were several hours ing to Lt. Robert McCarthy, police spokesman. and cruise dep·arture. behind schedule in doing final checks and closing up Arrested and charged with two counts of Although only three days remain until th~ panels on the lower part of the two solid fuel booster · cocaine trafficking was Miguel A Manrique, 23, an end of the congressional session, the agreement rockets. Sieck said he was coqfident the lagging undocumented alien from Colombia living in East has a long way to go before it becomes a law. First. work could be done in parallel with other countdown . Each of the men charged were arraigned it must be approved by the House and Senate ne­ operations. - in East Boston or Chelsea district courts yesterday. gotiators arid then be passed by-the full House and Senate. Although the ~ompromise was reached in consultation with White House officials, Bush could still choose to veto it. Nashua boy dies of _New Hampshire wom.an alleged beating dies in auto accident

Protests against El_ Nashua (AP) - -A 2-year-old boy died in a Berlin, N.H. - Ayoung Berlin womari died Boston hospital early Sunday ofniassive head inju­ of injuries sustained· when her car ran off an icy Salvador aid ries, and his stepfather was charged with killing road over the weekend. Erica Silver, 19, died of him, police said. Steven Kamberidis, 22, of Nashua massive head injuries at Androscoggin Valley

Boston - 3,000 protesters marched and c was in custody yesterday, to be arraigned yesterday . Hospita! after the Saturday night accident. rallied in Boston on Sunday, demanding a halt in on a · second-degree murder charge in the death of State Police and Silver was a passenger in military aid to the war-tom Central American na­ James Cartier, said police Lt. Kim Johnson. a car that skidded off Route 16 in Greens Grant, tion. "I just don't see -tiow we can continue to The little boy was pronounced dead .just near Pinkham Notch. · Police had no information support the military government," said Dennis after midnight at General Hospi~l in about the driver of the car; and were investigating Stout, a protestor and Vietnam veteran, refering to Boston, where he had been taken Saturday at about the $1.5 million provided da:ily to El Salvadqr's gov:. noon. . Johnson said Kamberidis is accused ofhitting emment. the boy-~ the hrad and knocking him to the floor. The march, which snaked from Boston Common to City plaza, was one of several weekend protests against last weeks violence, in which six Jesuit priests were killed. ni.ousands of people have been killed or wounded in the recent fighting , in El Salvador. ' • '1 • • .• ' . .J, ·a:. . • -~- ,1. ' • -THE NEW HAMPSHIRE t(JESbAY, .NOVEMBER.27, .1989 PAGE 3'•·· .. Lantos­ Ex- lib'rariart speaks \ ·accepts· new

ofHUD £~!:! ! pOsition Dismissed Physics her. But I think this is the Librarian Rebecca Marden has most reasonable compromise sCandal been guaranteed a job at the possible under the l;ly Brent Anderson , University by President circumstances." This past · Friday in th~ _ Haaland. Marden confirmed that MUB, US Representative Tom . Mar.den, who was Prestdent Haaland guaranteea Lantos (Democrat-California) dismissed by new Physics her a Job in the University by discus:;,ed the rapid changes in library supervisor Barbara December first, though the Eastern Europe, and the Farrah, filed a grievance specificJob has yet to be named. scandal at the department of petifio:rf and was aided in her Haaland was unavailable for Housing and , Urban protests by members of the · comment. the Developip.ent (HUD). physics department. "I'm happy with said Marden. Lantos characterized the Marden was fired by Farrah compromise," HUD scandal as "having for "incompetence" and One aspect of the episode were ramifications that reached way "uncooperative" behavioraft~r that Marden and Mohem beyop.d the department of nineteen years of service at the not particularly satisfied with Housing and Urban University. Members of the was the grievance procedure. Development." physics department disputed · "I'm submitting a letter to The HUD scandal was "one the charges and challenged the Kathy Gallagher - ( co­ of the great~st scandals in the dismissal. chairperson ofthe Professional· history of American "I'm glad that I did it (filed and Technical staff (PA11 which government involving-a group · the grievance), but it was a handles grievances · and · of highly placed Republican , terrible experience," said appeals) outlining the concerns political operatives who were · Marden. I have about the procedure," ,"l want thein to given preferential treatment in University grievances said Mohem: happy the awarding of unbeliev:ably procedures allow for staff know what I wasn't valuable· 'privileges,"- Laritos members to be represented by about from my experience." added. . . Congressman TomLantos presents his knowledge of Housing a third party. Physics professor , Physics department Lantos also viewed the ; and Urban Developmen~ scandal. (Mike Parnham phot6) John Mohern represented member John Wise, vocal in historic changes in the Warsaw Lantos tried to remain as bi- Lantos believed that "ifwe Marden. the protest of Marden 's Pact as a "physical geo-political partisan as he could. He play our cards right, · we can "The whole department dismissal, also voiced • Bush save billions of dollars in was very supportive;" said complaints about the grievance shift that puts us at a hinge of criticized the) . history." Administration for what he defense expenditures ... Marden; 'Tm very grateful to procedures. . According to Lantos, the called its "overly cautious" and The US currently spends · John Mohern... he guided me, "I hope the process ·w1ll be , that Ea~t~m ~ 1 70 billion ~!1 _oy.t military p.eld. my hand... U was· ~eyised, .. .. said Wise. histopcal.t changes r:qean ~tin?-id" re~pon1st; to the our system of "qemocrat'ie Ei,ropean de".:e,lopinents; . · presence in W~ste~ Europe. wonderful:" Marden's · 1evel two t , was .. pluralism" a.nd strong market He was incredulous of the This. equat~s into slightly half Mo.hern echoed the gitevaii:ce ·'hea'i-inf orieptation"is "triumphantover Vice President's remarks -"that of our entire defense budget of sentiments. of the Physics unsuccessful and it wasn't until its antithesis." Quayle guy" - of wanting to let close to $300 billion. departintnt · in · his President Haaland inteivened · While maintaini~g thcl:t in the Soviet Union "perestroika disappointment with Marden's that a compromise was the arena of foreign policy, themselves." ~TOS, PAGE 10 forced departure. reached. "I hated to be the test-case," - . . "She's capable . and · competent as a physics saic;I Marden. "But it needed to education librarian, and I can't be done." · · ' ·Ex-Contra to address understapd why we can't have Plans to discuss US involvement in Nicaragua , By ishi Niya:ma Burdett Fonner Contra Director_ "Idon'tknowiflagre~with She said . this is the Edgar , Chamorro will be everything Chamorro did but I equivalent to a foreign country spea:kJng tonight in the thinkit'simportantforstudents putting one billion dollars into Strafford Room of the_MUB as to hear first-hand experience a U.S. presidential election. part of his U.S. education about the Contras," said Reed. In a letter to the. editor of campaign on current events in According· to Brian theNewYorkTimesonJanua:ry Nicaragµa. McCabe, business manager of 9, 1986, Chamorrocl~ed that Flo Reed of COCA SAFO (Student Activity Fee "The 'Contras' were, and are, a (Committee on , Central Office), SAFC (StudentActlvity proxy army controlled by the America), the campus Fee Committee) is subsidizing U.S. Government,"tatherthan organization sponsoring , the almost $8 per student to pay being controlled by event, said she asked Chamorro for the speaker if200 students Nicaraguans as he had hoped. to speak at UNH because she show up at the event as He went on to say, "If the "wants people-to think apout expected. · U.S. support were terminated, the U.S. involvement in Jonathan Garthwaite, they (the Contras) would not Nicaragua." chairperson of SAFC, said it is only be incapable ofconducting Chamorro is one of eight unusual for. SAFC to subsidize . · any military activities against political speaktrs who are pa_rt so much money for an event the Sandinistas,but would also of a program called Becker such as this, and therefore, the immediately begin to Lectures, based in SAFC thinks it is important for - disintegrate. I resigned rather Northampton, Massachusetts. · Chamorro to speak at UNH. than continue as a Central According to a pamphlet "The opportunity to have Intelligence Agency puppet." _ . put out by Becker Lectures, · him come here far outweighs · According to the Becker Chamorro,''who was born in the cost," said McCabe. He said pamphlet. Chamorro has been Nicaragua, became director of the total cost of the event is dedicating his time to educating the Contras with the 2,223 dollars. U.S. citizens about current . understanding that he would "It's good that he's coming Nicaraguan events since his · be promoting democracy. to speak now because elections resignation from the Contras, The pamphlet stated that are coming up in February in and has also wptten a book he resigned when he realized - Nicaragua," said Reed... I think called Packaging the Contras: that Ronald Reagan had the U.S. should mind Its own A case of CIA Disinformation. objectives including "economic business during the elections." "Chainorro's insights will destruction, repressive right­ According to Reed, provide an essential backdrop wi9g military tactics, CongressandtheCJAgave 17.5 to the upcoming February 1990 disinformation campaigns, a..-rid million dollars to Nicaragua for elections in Nicaragua," it said. CIA psychological war manuals the elections, most of which is The cost at the door will be that included tips on . goil)g to· the oppos~tion $2 per student and $3 for each assassinating public officials." candidate, Violeta Chamorro.- . non-student. 1989 PAGE4 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, WORLD BRIEFS Over 20,00_0 people Bulgarians demand Iraq _tries to slQw gather in Prague more -democracy_ Egyptians' flight people · Cairo (AP) - Iraq halted an airlift of . Prague -More than 20,000 gathered in Sofia, Bulgaria (AP) -About 2,000 petitions disgruntled and frightened workers home to Prague's main square Sunday to demand an end listened to fiery political speeches and si.gned Sunday, a Egypt Sunday, telling the Egyptian government to communist rule. Czechoslovakia's Roman denouncing the communist government demonstration ._ that the stampede had sharply slow~d down. Catholic and Protestant churches spoke out day after the ·biggest antigoverment be rio But hundreds ofEgyptians lined up at the ticket against the government for the first time. Actors in Bulgaria's communist histoi:y. "There will with offices in Baghdad, according to reports from and directors also read proclamations op1>9sing democracy unless we introduce free elections the Iraqi capital. . government. candidates from different groups and not only from the At least a million Egyptians lined up at Dissident groups began dr9-fting a the Communist Party," one speaker said. . people the ticket offices ofBaghdad, according to reports common plan that called for free elections, an end On Saturday, more ,than 50,000 Square in from the Iraqi capital. At least a million Egyptians ;to the leadin'g'role of the Communist Party and a gathered on the Alexander Nevski free work in Iraq. Tensions between ·Iraqis and withdrawal ofSoviet troops. Over the weekend the downtown Sofia to demand more democracy, to Egyptians who filled their Jobs durtqg the war minister, Ladislav Ad~mic, met with elections, respect of human rights and an end prime · with Iran broke out into fighting last week after opponents in small groups. There forty-five years of police repression that began after government the Egyptians tQok to the ~treets to celebrate a indications thatthe official n~wspaperwould Soviet tanks rolled in. were World Cup soccer victoi:y over ~giers. print some of their calls for political reform. IRA takes responsibilty call on Vietnam holds local East Germans for ·bonibing new party chief elections Belfast (AP) .- The Irish Republican Army Bangkok, Thailand (AP)-Vietnam held , East· Berlin - Several thousand East · claimed responsibility Sunday for bombs that killed in Northern Ireland nationwide elections Sunday for local people's Germans demonstrated over the weekend, calling tliree Brittsh soldi~rs on Patrol · in England. councils but most of the posts apparently were for ~e Communist Party chief, Egon Krenz, to and injured an army sergeant and his wife pre­ uncontested. · resign a:rid for an end to the party's monopoly on As concerns grew about possible on the British . Official Hanoi radio said that by noon power. _ Christmas bombing campaign that it · ye~terday 80 percent of the 31 million eligible In Dresde_p, about 50,000 people mainland, the IRA also said in.a statement voters had already cast their ballots for deputies democracy, free elections and a planted the bomb that was defused on Nov. 13 demanded of the people's councils atthe provincial, dis4ict from Krenz of. his message to China outside the London home of the senior army general. retraction and village levels. The figures indicated that a - its Chinese use of violence . against supporting large majority ofthe positions were uncontested. protestors_in Tiananinen Square in June. In a counterdemonstration at Potsdam, 30,000 Communist Party members µiarched in support of the new prime minister, Hans Modrow. .

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THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1989 PAGES Student-run dinner seives 540 Custo111ers get a taste for the Italian life Calendar By Pamela Margaritis If you happened to glance gourmet meal - featuring When it came time to serve TUESDAY NOVEMBER, 21 in at the Granite State Room "Shrimp a !'Italia" as the main the food, "Everything was at th.e MUB this past course, and "Spumoni e planned down to the minute," FACULTY, JAZZ QUINTET -· Johnson Theater, 8 p.m. weekend, , you would have · biscuits" 'ror desert. ·said Jenna Sheldon, back of been greeted by wall murals The dinner was funded by a the house manager. Allyson LECTURE - Edgar Chamorro, former "Contra" director will speak.· depicting the roman tic $10,000.00 loan from the Hotel Kahn, Public Relations director, Chamorro's insights will provide an essential backdrop to upcoming scenery of Italy, elegantly set ' Department which the students added, "'We couldn't have done February 1990 elections in Nicaragua. Strafford Room, MUB, 7 p.m., tables, and twenty one hard · will pay back with their profits. it without the help of the students $2, general $3. Information: COCA, 862-100~ working students. Tickets for the dinnerwere sold freshmen Food and Beverage Last Friday and Saturday for$18.95aplate. The students 403 class." WOMEN'S ICE HOCKEY - vs. Dartmouth. Snively Arena; 7 p.m. the · Advanced Food and served approximately 540 "'Contrary to popular belief, Beverage 667 held their - people over the weekend. this is not a gourmet dinner production of "Serata Joe Durocher, associate class, it's a management class SPANISH FILM - "El Norte,. Richards Auditoiium, Murkland, 8 p.m. Italiana" (an Italian Affair). A professor of business, told the and the dinner manifests itself full-gourmet dinner, the students in his: class to "make in every class," said Durocher. WEDNESDAY,NOVEMBER22 evening was "totally student the customers happy and to The entertainment for the run, student evaluatea, -and tum a profit." _They did. evening consisted of a pianist, CLASSES FOLLOW FRIDAY SCHEDULE . a test in real life;" said Leanne Plans for the event were · a Jazz band for _dancing, opera Page, t~e dinner's general begun five weeks ago. The singers, and a strolling manager. . twenty one students donated a mandolin player all of whom THURSDAY,NOVEMBER23 The formal dinner total of 2·, 720 hours, w;,ished are alumni or current stuqents consisted of a cocktail hour, · - 12,542 dishes and cleaned at UNH. UNIVERSI1Y HOLIDAY ,_ Offices Closed. ('Thanksgiving) a seven course Italian 2,400 shrimp. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24

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Strafford Rm. Students ·MuB ·· $2.00 . University of . Non-Students New Hampshire $3.00 ✓ Tuesday, , November Sponsored by, · 21st , P.F.O. 7:00pm and C.I.P THE NEW .HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 7989 PAGEl ·.Threefre'shman charged with noise violations Notices CARJt:&R HEAL'.I'H Released on hand citations by Police MANDATORY ORIENTATION FOR SENIORS: ACOA SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: Fridays, -. By Tammy Annis Last Chance this semester to_attend an orien- Room201A, Conference Room, 2n4t1oor, He~th ,. Arrested for unauthorized · District Courton December 12 .. tation which makes you eligible to intervfew SeIVice Center, 1-2 p.m. ..,.- use offireworks on Friday night Three UNH freshman were on-campus. (Note: Date and time have been .·''.:wer~.KristianR. Svindland, 20, charged Sunday with noise changed).· Wednesday, November 29, Forum ._. andPaul J. Kearney, 20, both violations. Scott c;. Davenport, Room, Diamond Library, 3-fr p.m. HIV TESTING & COUNSELING: Anonymous residents of·10 -12 Mill Road. James J. Heggie, and Jeffrey and confidential; avaUable at· the Office of The UNH juniors were rele·ased W. Garretson, ,. alL 20. and Health Education & PromotJon; Mon. 9-3; Tues. ·. on hand cit~tions · by the residents of 18\Voodman Road, GENERAL 9-1. Call x3823 for an appointment. Durham · Police and are were released on hand citations scheduled to be arraigned in by the Durham Police. ROAD ROACE T-SHIRT SALE: Extra '88 and DU'rh~m District Court on Davenport· said he and '89 road race shirts are now on sale in the LESBIAN SUPPORT GROUPS: Meet in Re- :: December 12. They could not three neighbors were playing Recreational Sports Office, Roo.Q.1 151 of the source Room, 249; Health Services. be reached for comment. their stereo too loud after 11 Field house for $5. M-F, 8-:4 p.m. until De- Tuesdays: 8-9 p.m., 4:30-5:30 p.m. (faculty & · Andrew T. Howe, 25, was . p.m. and must consequently cember 14." ' staff) · ,_,, charged by Durham Police pay a fine · of $29. They are . Wednesdays: 12-~ p.m. Information: 862- Saturday night with an open scheduled to be arraigned 3823. container violation. ·He was December 12 in Durham UNIVERSI1Y RIDE BOARD: · Need a ride? re~eased on a hand citation and District Cpurt. Offering a ride? Check out the Ride Board 'in is · due to appear in Dµrham the Commuter/Transfer Center, Rm: 136, GAY SUPPORT GROUP: Heal.th Services, Tues­ MUB,, during the holiday season. days: 3-4 p.m., Conferenc;e Room (201A); 4:30- 5:30 p.m. (faculty and staff):· Resource Room #249-Wednesdays: 8 -9:30p.m.; Fridays: noon Mock kidnapping CAMPUS ACTIVITIES BOARD: Are you inter­ to l' p.m., Resource Room. Information: 862-· '-: . . -- . . ·_ ested in planning major events like Winter 3823. •, Carnival and Spring Weekend? Then join the Campus Activities Board (CAB)! Applications behefits the poor available in .Room 126, MUB. Apply before MEETINGS Friday, December 1. , By Kristen Waelde GAIA - PEOPLE .FOR TEH ENVIRONMENT:'. This past Friday afternoon, and sandwiches were provided The environment needs you! Join us and our . ' Lambda Chi Alpha brothers, and the conversation among UNH CHILD &FAMILY CENTE,RBAKE SALE/ campaign for campus-wide recycling, self-edu- · ·.. ; armed with squirtguns, were kidnapper and kidnappee was RAFFLE: Bake sale and raffle- with holiday. cation on the incinerator information on Seab~ . responsible for the kidnapping plenty. basket of gourmet goodies to benefit the rook Station and morel Wednesday, Belknap ' of Greek adviser Mike Sciola, Expressing a shared Genter. Friday, December 1, Grafton Room, Room, MUB, 7 p.m. UNH basketball coach Jim sentiment among those Mus; 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Boylan, and the presidents of kidnapped, Delta Chi President ~ each of the Greek houses. Greg Markey said, "I came:( i PEERSUPPORTGROUPFORSURVIVORSOF:-i \;: According to Lambda Vice peacefully because it'_s a_good MUB MINI-COURSE INSTRUC'J:'ORS . SEXUAL _ASSAULT: Sponsored by SHARPP. President Mike Daly, the --cause." . . __ ...- . _NEEDE~: .. '_ _for ,SPri_Ilg __s _e,in"':!~ter_,; ne'Y _i<;l~~~--~ on.--:going support group, confidential .and · , kidnapped were held for a On a similar note, Coach welcome- have fun and .earn. some money free of charge! Information: SHARPP '86~~ · ransom of one bag of groceries, Boylan said, "It's great. It's a tool Apply at Student Activities Program- 2050.or862-1743. Wednesdays, MUB, 7-8:30 to be.donated by Lambda to the chance to give something back ming, (862-1001), 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Dead- p '. m. Dover Food Pantry, an to those who don't have as line - December 1. · establishment that gives free -much as w~ do." {ood to the needy. Daly said the kidnapping UNH DEBATE . SOCIE1Y MEETING: For alf . "I think it's a perfect was the second of its kind at WORSHIP AND FELLOWSHIP: Sponsored by members and those wishing to Join, find ouf example of how the Greek UNH. The idea originated as a United Campus Ministry. Join us for worship · about on-campus debate, intercollege debate.. system makes a difference in national Lambda chap~_er eyent an.d a time for fun 'and feUow~hip. Sunday, and speech competitiorts. Wednesday, Rm. · out community," said Sciola. and occurs annually aeross the November 26, Waysmeet Protestant Student 41, Hamilton Smith, 8 p.m. "It's the good things (today's country. ~/, . Center, 7 p.m. event) in the Greek system that "It's the most philanthropic ·. people don't attribute to the community service a · Greek DVID~IA'"A students .." organization has done in The three teams of decades," said kidnappers , "" - .' . lpdnappers were dressed in Derek Rolfe and Bryan Lyons, ~''''''''''''''''~'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''~) ~' ·· Lambda's colors, purple, gold, with grins. · · ~nd green. They went to each No charges were pressed. NEED.T O ·GET A ,. fraternityorsorority, where the However, Coach Boylan said · houses' presidents had been jokingly that he .would ·like to waiting to be taken away. report a brutality of being MESS-AGE .. OUT TO · Each of the kidnapped had thrown into the b_ack ofa truck. · been warned beforehand, and Boyfan's kidnapper Bill THEUNH .. a place was designated where . Perkins described the situation each would be picked up ·by differently. 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Watt was contacted considering the fact that_the Until a degree of stability by a client to meet with Pierce, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30 per capita spending · of the can be reached, Lantos referred ari old acquaintance, to help average American is twice that toth~ .. possibility"ofGor!Jachev the client obtain funds from CHILDREN'S 1HEA1ER- "The Phantom Tollbooth," a children's event of the average European for the not succeeding. HUD. based on the book by NortonJuster. Johnson Theater, 9:30 and 11 :30 defense ofEurope, said Lantos. .. Gorbachev has a According to Lantos, the a.m. More importantly to Lantos nightmare on his hands," said only experience in the housing was a safer future, which could Lantos. field for Watt was in "having CHRISTMAS CRAFfS FAIR - Granite State Room, MUB, 10 a~m. to 8 _be wrought for his ten "The economy was much made Bambi homeless," a p.m. grandchildren. But Lantos. better and there was greater reference to what he felt was thought for that to happen, stability" under the dour Watt's inhumane attempt to there had to be.stability in the leadership of Brezhnev in the sell federally protected· land. ARf GALLERI~S BROWN BAG - Kim-Chi Potter and Kim-Dung Tran countries of Europe. _ 1970s,_said Lantos. This may _ The result of the meeting Vietnamese folk dance and music. Paul Arts, noon. present , . To accomplish this Lantos fuel the conservative elements was that Watt was given _ urged the President to utilize "which are still very present" in $300,000 as a consultant, and AMERiCAN STUDIES SEMINAR - "The Problem of 'Tradition" in . the stature of his office by the Soviet Union during this funds were illegally channeled American Jazz," Paul Verrette, Dept. of Music. Hillsborough Room, calling the top 200 leaders of time of chaos and a moribund to the client. MUB, 12:30 p.m. _business togetherforameeting ~conomy. Lantos punctuated this to encourage investment in Lantos evinced the hope allegation by saying, .. If 1:p.is countries surh as Poland, that the recent opening-up of doesn't tum your stomach, PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM - "The Cognitive Verb Gap: Beliefs in · · Humans, Nonhuman Primates, & Behaviorists" by john Limber, Hungary, East Germany, and ·theWarsawPactwouldprovide nothing will." Psychology Dept. Room 101, Conant, 4 p.m. - the Soviet Union. the pleasant intellectual Lantos · was born in Lantos demonstrated the · development ofthe rediscovery Budapest, Hungary, and recent General Electric ofthefactthatwe'renotdealing becaine involved in the anti­ - 'ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Traditional Vietnamese dancer and singer acquisition of a Hungarian with a sort of a primitive, Nazi underground during demonstration. Art Galleries, Paul Arts, 4.,.5: 15 p.m. light-bulb manufacturer for backward 'so-called' Eastern World War II. - $150 million as an example of Europe. ' He was a professor of MUSO FILM - "Licerised to Kill." Strafford Room, MUB, 7 & 9:30 p.m. how stability and the Lantos emphasized the economics- at San Francisco solidification of the recent historyofthesecountrieswhich _ State University and an changes can be aided. were unified with the states in international affairs analyst CHAMBER CHORUS - Peter Urquhart, directing. Art Galleries, Paul Lantos also compared the Western Europe under the prior to his congressional Arts, 8 p.m'. aid that our government has _banner of Christianity. career. Jfe was first elected by offered to· Eastern European "These were countries and his San Francisco district in ITALIAN LECTURE/FILM SERIES - "Lobster for Breakfast." Richards states in the past weeks, _to people orientated to Rome ... 1980, one ofonly two democrats Auditorium, Murkland, 8 p.m., $1 " what we gave to the states of (as) part of Western to .defeat republican Western European under the Civilization," said Lantos. incumbents who were not Marshall · Plan at _the end of Of several examples, the facing indictments. MEN'S BASKE'IBALL - vs. Dartmouth. Field House, 7:30 p.m. World War II. mostpoignantwasa 15minute The lecture was sponsored "Our aid to Poland (roughly _meeting between Pierce and Mr by The Young Democrats. · FRIDAY,. DECEMBER 1 $700 million for ·next year) _is _ .l~

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' ' Haaland is actually doing a good job · Okay, here goes. It's time to say sometbing facing budget woes; but it was a meager amount, her dismissal by Physics Library SupeIVisor Barbara rarely seen in this space. Ready? approximately 16¢ per diploma. Students were Farrah only hinted at "inc,ompetence" and Pres. Haaland has been doing a pretty good outraged at the shoddy symbol of their education uncooperative behavior, ofwhich people in t:h,e Physics job lately. they were to receive upon their graduation. Stringent department obviously saw no manifestations. She True, Haaland has made one big mistake in protests were made by these students, and eventually filed a grievance with their aid, }?ut her hearing was the past month or so. He decided to support the first word of them reached all the way to Haaland's office. unsuccessful. · incarnation of the Student Apartment Complex, the He responded by stopping production of the new, But Haaland mercifully stepped in and $18 million, 550 bed proposal with cramped common inferior diplomas and vowing to restore diploma guaranteed Marden ajobwith the university, in some areas and many six-person units, despite the strong quality to the previous standard. He's even.agreed to capacity. The actual Job has yet t_o be released to the · opposition from students. That proposal was soundly give the '89 graduates better diplomas to replace the public, and chances are it won't be at the same level rejected by the Board of Trustees of .the University substandard_ ones. Final judgement will await an as her previous job. But Haaland has made a small System, inflicting a personal defeat upon the president actual inspection of the new diplomas, but at least step in easing the fears ofstaff and faculty throughout But he has rebounded from that by righting Haaland has listened to the concerns ofthe students. UNH, who viewed the Marden case as a sign that no two glaring· wrongs. He also has listened . to the concerns of one's job was secure, no matter how long they'd The first of these wrongs involves diplomas. faculty and staff, albeit slowly, regarding the Becky · worked for the university. As reported in this paper, diplomas; in a cost-cutting Marden case. (See page 3 story.) Marden, a UNH Haaland, if offered the president's job at move, had been substantially reduced in quality. The .Physics librarian for seventeen years, was abru,ptly Gettysburg C_ollege, will almost certainly take Jt. . old diplomas featured rai~ed letters on parchment fired ·earlier this year. Members of the Physics staff (Would you rather be president of a private college, or paper with a blue UNH seal; the new ones, received by rallied behind her_and her C!ause, commen~ing her . have to deal with the parsimonious NH legislature the · '89 graduates, looked like cheesy xeroxed ·replicas. for a job well done while wondering what could have rest of your career?) Judging by his recent activities, This move might have been und,erstandable had.tlie caused her to be dismissed. Facts as to the cause of that would be a loss for UNH. . money saved beeh substantial, since we're currently There. It's been said. Letters

subsequently interviewed Prof. Sawyer· made many remarks understanding the complexities Bowden. Upon concern she about art in the column that . of art of any ti.Ql~ period. Diplomas Blood Drive raised about the color of the'. left ine wondering' if he ever unfortunately, Mr. Sawyer's · To the·-Editoi:- water in Coltege Brook, I' i--_-paid attentPon in class. What­ column does-not reflect these To The Ecliior: infonnedhertbat,tnmysixteen was especially objectionable · qualities. . . ' .. ' This is in response_to As you are soon going years here, there had been was his comment that I Instead ofparanoically your recent article on UNH to enjoy a short holiday with all various colors (and presumably considered to be an impudent writing off something that he diplomas and subsequent ifs trimmings, your Durham letters to the editor on the same forms ofpollution) in the brook. remark aimed in part at the has a lack of understanding of Red Cross Blood SeIVices wants I vaguely remember a number professC?r who is teaching the . as "an elaborate hoax" or as - topic. to wish you a very happy· First, a few facts. Last of such incidents in the 1970s,. class.. Mr. Sawyer wrote that "B.S."! perhaps Mr. Sawyer Thanksgiving!- it is a very including winter, some needed changes in the tributary peopleshould" ... stopbeingled should take advantage ofthe special time to count any coming from beneath College in the way .diplomas were around by curators, professors, great opportunity that he has blessings and we want you to Road between Paul Creative and 'artists'wl4oarejusttalking to learn from such a dedicated printed and distributed were know we are most thankful for made. The changes included Arts Center and the Social out their ass about this stuff. and, more than·knowledgeable · you! Science Building, and also the This particular professor professor. · creating a more professional 1 In many ways we say mainstream as it flows under consistently goes to great way to.,nofe University honors thanks to you - not only for (i.e., cum laude, etc.), a desire Spatildlng/Life . Sciences. lengths to help stud_ents in and Sincerely,. your support for us, but also Having only limited recall from out of class and is one of the Brian Elder to mail diplomas sooner, and a forsharingyourbeautlfulyouth need to achieve cost reduction. the . past and no direct · best teachers I have ever had. i byjustbeingherel Sotakecare knowledge then or at present, I believe an interest and desire More letters, . In keeping with these changes, of yourselves - button up your new diplomas were printed and declined to be inteIViewed, thus to learn along with an open overcoats and let the wind blow referring her to Prof. Bowden. mind are essential in distributed last spring. free! ·page16 During the summer Statements attributed to me Soon afteryourretum, are th.us not in any way factual and early fall, a number of we will be preparing our holiday concerns about the diplomas and not meant in anyway as an The New Hampshire blood drive and the old answer to her inquiry. I believe were raised by recent traditional gentleman - Santa BO.B DURLING. Editor-In-Chief graduates, and these concerns. she has received _a himself - wiU spend a week knowledgeable prompted a reassessment of answer from.my with us. See you! colleague, Prof. Bowden. GAIL ROBERTSON. Managing Editor EILEEN MALLOY, Managing Editor . the new diplomas. A KAREN McDONALD, News Editor TERRI DANISEVICH, News Editor Sincerely, comparison revealed that the KIM ARMSTRONG, Sports Editor JOHN KELLEY, Sports Editor John E. Carroll, Ph.D MIKE PARNHAM, Photo Editor - BEN FRAZIER, Photo Editor -_ overall quality of the new Sincerely, diplomas is infelior to the old .Professor and DEBORAH HOPKINS. Arts Editor BESS FRANZOSA. Arts Editor Jarry Steams KRISTI SUDOL. Forum Editor DENISE BOLDUC, Advertising ones. As a result, the new Coordinator of Manager Blood Chairman Environmental KIM WERDERMAN, Business Manager · diploma~ have been Durham Red Cross Advertising Associates News Reporters Nancy Roberts discontinued and-better Conservation Christine Leinsing Roi Alouois Arts staff Reporter- quality Sophia Piel ' - Brent Anderson Marc Momlgonian diplomas will be printed in tp.e Melissa Sharples Tammy Annis Arts Reporters Asst. Business Mgr. Kii:n Armstrong Sean Carroll future,. In addition, each Michael Lyons Jonathan Arthur Matthew Gross m~mber of the Class of '89 will Modern art Graphic Managers lshi Burdett J, W; Morss Marie Garland Jolene Dadah · John Turner receive another diploma, one College ~rook Kim Hilley Birger Dahl Sports Reporters that is directly comparable in To The Editor: Graphic Assistants Laura Deame Philip Astrachan To the Editor: - Christine Baril John Doherty · Chris Beneclck quality to what previous and This letter _is in Alison Brown Heather Grant Frank Bonsai future·classes receive. This is to clarify a response to the column Jodi MacMillan Mike Guilbault Glenn Hauser statement attributed Heidi Oldakowski Ellen H_arris Jeff Novotny In short, student to me in Random Writings in the News Briefs Editor · Tracy Henzel 'Liisa Reimann anarticlein theNewHampshire Anita Davies Stephanie Igoe Lisa Sandford complaints about last year's November 14th issue of The Michelle Adam Stacy Kendall Toby Trotman diplomas were valid and relative to pollution in College New Hampshire entitled Joanne Marino Rick Yager Brook. Uponreceivingaphone · On-the-Spot Editor Susan Mccarter Cartooni111 changes are being made Modem Art is Not Art by Ed. Melissa McKenzie Neon McCarthy Jeff Harris accordingly. call from your reporter, I told Sawyer. Eileen McEleny John Hlrtle her I had know direct Photographers Lynn Mezzano Kurt Krebs As a · student in the Michelle Adam Sarah Merrigan Dick Sawyer -Sincerely, knowledge of the subject and same class that Mr. Sawyer Eric Andrews John Roberts Copy, Edlto11 referred her to Prof. 'William Blaise l Mosse LauraDeame Gordon A Haaland r~ferred to in his column, Helt : Ed Sawyer Ellen·Harris President BowdenofourWater Resources · it only right to respondi·. · Mt BrianWh_!!!. - . KristeAWaelde faculty. . L note , that she THE NEW HAMPSHLRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21,.1989 ... PAGE. 15 . , . University Forum Stop aid ·to Central America Since 1980. our governmen_t - has cannot defend themselves. The Air Force has I I delivered over three billion dollars in aid to El been bombing and strafing poor neighborhoods

Salvador. During that time, the government of in San Salvador J causing hundreds, if not El Salvador has ruled through terror. with tens thousands. of civilian casualties. All week. the I of thousands murdered by the security forces. government radio broadcast threats against the I ~ For months. attacks against oppositi_on Jesuit-run Central American University. On politicians. labor ieaders and organizations Thursday. the threats were carried out. The representing rehitives of the disappeared and rector of the University. Rev. Ignacio Ellacuria. I indigenous Salvadorans have been escalation. , the,vice rector. Rev. Ignacio Martin-Baro. four of · On0ctober31, theheadquartersoftheNational their colleagues and a cool and her daughter Trade Union of El Salvador was bombed for the were murdered in an area occupied by the army ' fourth time in thirteen months. Among those during curfew hours. _We want to see killed was Febe Elizabeth Vasquez. who had These atrocities are carri~d out with been threatened by name in a series oftelevision weapons supplied by our government and by ads. On the same day, the Office ofthe Committee troops trained by our armed forces. It is time to -comics - ofMothersofPoliticalPrisoners, the Disappeared put a stop to our participation. Please write or and Assassinated of El Salvador Comadres was call your representatives and let them know on the bombed. that you want our government to ~nd its role in When last . week's offensive by the -· the slaughter. , Farabundi Marti National Liberation Front FORU.M PAGE! (FMLN) revealed the weakness of the armed This was submitted by the Committee on Central fqrce~. they react~d by atta€ked those who America (COCA). · . :MAKE US LAUGH!.-

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U.N.H.... Aching with The Ore&teia was worth seeing). - Controversy created people like human issues, and it deseives anticip~tlon are you? . Let me repeat, I am not - you · is, preci~ely what makes to exist as an art form. Please Arts preview? Try previewing a tiying to tell you how to review mode.rn art so poignant. don't let people like Sawyer put showlll Neat concept, . huh? a show. Uis entirely yourjob to Modem art could not thrive the limitations on art.- Through To The Editor: Your review eame out on a trash a show lf you see it that way it does without creating our Creativity in art we can be I have a question to Friday, right? The show closed way, anyone who t0<>k a high - tension. People are paying free -to do 'whatever we want. present to you and your arts ' the very next day. . This makes -school journalism ~ows that. attention to art because it has Those freedoms must never be and entertainment department. it virtually impossible for I'm just saying that if a begun to,cha11enge their beliefs. taken away or bastardized. Are you operating to bett~r anyone to rely on you for newspaper arts department is ·'Like Sawyer, they are angered · To· all modern art ""' inform the public ofevents they information. · It would be -in business to inform the arid frustrated because they. haters: modern art will exist might enjoy? I can almost hear different if a show ran for three public, well... they might try feel that modern art is a money despit~ people who dislik~ it. that chorus of "Yes ... Of course weeks or more. In s4ort, in informing the public in a useful making · -scam. Sawyer Please stop looking at it in a we are!" ·springing up around case you hadn't realized it yet manner. Bless you all. mentioned that he felt modem negative light. If you keep an .your office. With that in mind, your. reviews don't help the Peter A. Harris • artwas "ALLB~:" .Justbecause open mind, the way you see I ask you what good was your. publie veiy much. If, on the he does not understand the other aspects of life can be recentreview<;>fThe Oresteia to other hand, you were to come concepts of modem art he feels affected by the wayyou see art. the theater going public?· to Paul Arts Center (you .do Modern Art 2 that all modem art does not .Before you throw my know where that is?) ,and talk deseive to exist. These are his Jennifer Hodges . letter away, I want to say that to the members ofthe castand ; To the Editor: prejudices; BFAJunior this is not m~ant to be the' crew, I bet you come up with an Responding to an The individual who letter that you ~lways receive . unbiased and veiy informative article written in the Nov. 14th hates modern art is only from someon~ m_ t~e; theater: piece that you could have in issue of the New Hampshire, I limiting him/her self. 'If one ::: ::::: :: ttJiue::10::::: ::::::::::::::1:::> department, 'Chast~smg you ' the paper a week before a show feel it imperative to defend chooses to block out that part after you irrespo11sibly hack were to open. This way people modern art. Ed Sawyer's of human culture then he/she :::■ 4mi!lt!tlli::::::::: yet another. Paul Arts could see what the show is editorial supported his opinion is choosing not to get involved production. While being an about and if it interests them that Modeni Art is not art. I _in life: Art is about life. How 111111-11111 I excellent source•. of venting well ... theycouldgo. You would find this opinion disturbing. . can that not be interesting? contemp~, those le~ters rare~y actually be informing ~e public Sawyerfeelstheneedtorestrict. Ultimately ~ the ··· :J:!i-s~~~ li/il"l~i~lil:l::::t acco1?phsh ~nythmg. T~is. about what is often a very art, and perhaps he even wants individual must develop .their letter11old~as1mplesuggestion exciting event occuring a few to outlaw Modern Art. Sawyers own opinions about art. I . to you which woul

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by ~es~ Adamovic~ "' By Good Hands: ·New signify the dangers of liquor. Hampshire Folk Art is now on To dispel any lingering doubt vitw, through December 10, at as to this warning, the artist the Paµl Creative Arts Center. haslistedthedisastrousresults Thi~ exhibition is the fourth in of overindulgence on the coils aseriesofexhibitionsorganized of the serpent which are by th·e University Art Galleries encircling the cup. to explore the artistic and Presently ongoing is a cultural heritage of New series of special programs Hampshire. Vicki Wright, which coincide with this director of the University ·Art exhibition. The programs Galleries, explains that "New feature · N~w Hampshire folk Hampshire has fostered a long artists-in-residence: as well as and dis,tmgtiished histqry on · workshops and lectures on the the production of folk art," and state's rich heritage of folk art this exhibition reveals an and its continuing practice interesting-collection of these today. native New Hampshire works An illustrated catalogue of art. has been p1Jblished by the The works of folk art UniversityArtGalleriesandthe include such varied media as Currier Gallery of Art to · oilonboard, watercoloronsilk, accompany the exhibition; and c·harcoalon sanded Musical papet. Major funding for By Good Extravaganza These are· signs, portraits, Hands: New Hampshire Folk landscapes, books, and family Art has been provided by Chubb The. Primitives and Men Without. Hats · . records. According to Robert Life America. Addi Uonal by Sean Carroll Doty, guest curator for the supporthasb~enreceivedfrom · How many of you were . The trio from Coventry, .. LonelyStreets" inaybetheall exhibition, the works were the National Endowment for lucky enough to see David England feature the sweet, · aroundbesttracJrnnthewhole selected. "becam~e they ate_ - the Arts! and gifts from the late . Letterman last Friday for a almost childlike vocals of album. Fast heady ,stuff, this· · extraorcfinaiy-examples oCart Wirithrop L. Carter and from reunion of the Velvet ingenue Tracy Tracy· on most album, and I.can't say enough made by creators whose PriscillaC. Murrayandherlate Und~rground? If not, you tracks. Herclearvoiceisclearly good about it. determination_ to make • husband Albert Murray. missed a great thing, and a mainstay of the group, but Anotherreleasethatisjust SQmethuigbeautlful triumphed Gallery hours are Monday shame on you. Fonner VU some tracks, most insistently about to hit is (The adventures overalimitedknowledgeoftheir through Wednesday, 10:00 members Lou Reed and John the nearly psychedelic .. Shine~ of women & men without hate) . chosen media." · a~m. - 4:00 p.m., ; Thursday, Cale, two incredible musical feature main songwriter Paul In the 21st Century on An interesting example of 10:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m.: and forces in their own right, have Court, ·and not at all to the PolyGram Records by none the artistic imagination which · Saturday and Sunday, 1 :00 - apparently linked up for the group's discredit. But I like other than Men Without Hats. · created this folk art is A 5:00 p.m. The Art Galleries are anniversary of Andy Warhol's Tracy better. Many of you probably onlf Temperance Sign, C; 1890 closed Fridays and University death, or by birth, or some The songs go from biting remember them from their . (pictured below). The unknown holidays. For more information, such, and sang a great trlbute and perky to airy and perky, tremendous hit.from 1982, '1be artist has chosen the ancient call the Art Galleries at (603) · to him, highlighted by Lou's and back again; the energy SafetyDance," whichwentfroni -­ symbol of evil, the serpent, to 862-3712. brilliant minimalist vocals: the and fun levels never really lets being a big college hit to being· man can do no wrong, lately. up. "Dizzy Heights," perhaps obnoxiously overplayed What more can I say, other best describes the feel of this commercial hit, about a year or than· that I hope some vinyl album "surrender yourself to two later. Since then, however, shows up from this. me, I'll show you how can be / MW/0 H, who consist mainly Barring that, there are still Drifting freer than air, with out of singer/ songwriter Ivan some great new records out a single care/ It's heaven and Doroschuk and friends and there. My favorite release of I've been there." The song _is family, have quietly put out late must be the new one by the chock full of swirling stereo three albums, this being the Primitives (pictured above): effects and sitar sounds, truly third. , , . Pure, on BMG /RCA This is one of the dizzy heights of the The concept of this new their long awaited (by me at album, and one ·of the best album· seems to .be let's by_ a least) second album~ following tracks. little of everything. There's one· up Lovely, one of the best pop Those of you familiar with old style MW/0 H'. song "In the · albums of last year. If you the group may be pleased to 21st - Century," one don't remember, the album hear that one . of the few straight{oiwardR'N'R/country featured the large hit .. Crash," previously' released tracks on song, "Hey Man~" pne track that which made the top five in Great this album is "Way Behind Me," sounds either like old heavy . Britain, and had considerabie which was easily as good as Queen o:r Bad Clapton guitar college radio s_ucc;ess here in last year's "Crash," but to my mess, and one absolute E:L.O. the U.S., as well as being a hip- knowledge was only available song, .. Every_body's selling­ clip or something like that on on a fairly obscure E.P. that I ·something," complete with M1V. neversawinanystores. usµally E.~.O.!spianosandsynthesizer Pure con Un ues exactly · I find it annoying when groups flourishes. FinaUy there is n·ew · where Lovely left off: indeed do this kind ofthing, but in this "electrified!" version of the. some of these songs were case ·1 was just happy to finally Safety Dance which ls Ivan's originallyreleasedassinglesor get the song for myvery own. halfhearted tryatsamplingacid B-sides when Lovely had its The only Jime when the house. This all makes for a American debut. The album group IDc!ybe over stretches very surreal mix, that much is . abound.swithlightheartedstuff itself a little is during "Can't sure. that is a mix between BringMeD<>wn"whichisafine . I'mreallynotsurewhatto~ _bubblegum and sixties pop. songb~t~littleheavyonguitars make·ofthe album; a few cuts: - · The mix is crisp-~d clear with and a tad too·seriousand tough are great; most notably "Hey_: just enough emphasis on just for Tracy Tracy's voice . . Still, I Man," which has some.:: enough bass and sli.ght-1~ - .thln.k :th?.t tl:ie . only re~~qn: I:,_:ahyste_r.ieal .. .lyri:cs.;. . ;c;: -'~.Got; distorted ,b.as~ : to keep the even noticed this is that the everything even though I'm A tk.m.-•miai~ ...... ;,i,,i""""""...,,...... ,,iSl!ll!IZ~zmm!l!i~alll!illll5lm!Emil ffi!Bllll!lOll!ai-!llima...... ,.,,;mm'tm!lF'' recordfrorn'bt~ihgsillyorsimpy. song immediately. before it Music page 18 PAGE 18 · THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1989 Look Who~ Talki'ltg: ,A Hnot bad one joke moviet' b;y Marc A. 11am1gon1an . There are good one-joke into' a baby's ever:y move ("I'll mother's date comes in. Kirstie Ridgemont High and National sort of radical pro-life stance . · movies and bad one-joke bet he's thinking.... "). This is Alley is his unmarried mother, - Lampoon's European Vacation. (Mikey starts talking at around movies. AmyHeckerling's Look kind oflike anthropomorphism, by the way, .and John Travolta I don't know if this is exactly a ·the first trimester). Could this W1w's Talking is neither of except with babies instead of is a taxi driver whom Mikey selling point, but there it is, film be. tapping in to some these; it is a not bad one-joke animals. Follow me? really likes (he "tells" us) and smack dab in the middle of the subterranean trend iil movie. Ifyou who really likes press kit. Those searching for American thought (it is the #1 are one of the Mikey and his· some sort of feminist sfant to grossing movie in the US)? approximately mom. Complex, the film will, I suspect, .be Could there be more to Look 5 people left in eighties kind of confounded; if anything, it Who's/Talking than meets the t h e situation, yes? seemed, at tithes, to have some eye? I think not. continental The best part United States of the movie ts who is not not the interaction overly between acquainted Travolta and with the Alley. I never premise of thought I'd be this comedy, put in a position let me fill you to say this, but . in; you see, Travolta is youve got this· reallyver:ygood. baby, you He is likable and . know, a little winnin,g, and. baby, wboin h 'i s we meet at performance is. conception nicely laid-back (you know, and casual. egg, sperm, all Alley is that), and of relatively course he effective in her can't talk,· hoarse, 'cause babies hysterical way, can't talk, but . and Olympia here's the Dukakis (ii) a kicker- we get role which is to hear all of surprising for the wicked · her-r a - tough, funny things wisecracking he's thinking, mother) is just as spoken by fine. Abe Vigoda Bruce Willis! is stunning as If all of . Travolta's senile this sounds grandfather. too good to be - Well, not really, true, then don't read on (but do There are some good jokes, but it was just good to see him . tryt~ get out more often). The and Willis' delivery is very good, again. movie is kind of an extended · but, alas, most of the humor is Amy Heckerling, in case version ofannoying people who on the level of little Mikey you were wondering, also insist on reading adult thbughts "saying" 'What a yutz' when his directed ·Fast Times · At

Berklee's Blake Babies Music continued from pg. 17 By J. .w. Morss Blake Babies guy, reels so good, .I've .got a 'Who are the starting a band. They're ver:y recalls Ten Thousand Maniacs'• i of and what do they want with few really creative musicians · Natalie Merchant or Throwing woman inside." But some for the us? Do they really play "the at Berklee. Most people just Muses' Kristin Hersh. John the album is destined music winning the hearts and want to be excellent players Strohm's guitar touches and kind ofsuccess that Rhythm of minds the world over?" (fyger and be hired to.play gigs and be Freda's vigorous drumming Youth Brought, yet you have to fyger burning bright/In the able to produce records. Ver:y mesh to create an alternative love a group that covers the venu~s of the night/Why do I few people want to get out there sonic treat in the mold ofREM Abba great "S.O.S._," dedicates and ask such stupid questions?) and make their own records. It or Concrete Blonde. it to "Mothe'r Earth," We1! I know they play songs of takes a lot of struggling just to The Blake Babies manages to make it more e~rience, like their cover of be an, established band in showcased their latest effort heartrendingly silly than the the Stooges' "Loose" (Just what Boston. We've done this for call~d Earwig (Mammoth original. If I didn't have a soft does Iggy Pop mean by 'sticky'?). three years and we're just now Records) at the. Beat Cellar fu spot for Men Without Hats I The Blake Babies started starting to get established. Durham this past Friday night. might tear this album apart when fellow Hoosiers, guitarist People· don't realize how rough The scant crowd was but instead, let's be kind and isn't for , and drummer it is. A lot of bands schlepp appreciative but perhaps not say the album Freda Boner, went east via around a long time without a as responsive as the band every-one, but have its share of Boston's Berkiee School of break." wished . . Juliana accus.ed the Magic M9ments. Music to find their pot of gold.• John admitted the trio has ba.;d of being on quaaludes, Finally, if you're a poor -, What they found instead was a been . "relatively lucky" in but she could've pointed the college student and can't afford is yet burgeoning local music §cene­ procurt~g a record deal in such finger elsewhere. John made an album or a C.D, there which made John and, Freda a brief time. They were also repeated references to a mono . another truly heartwarming Cellar, opt for the do-it-yourself luciw in getting Gary (Pixies, Lisa (from Dover evidently) nut show coming to the Beat approach. John summed up Throwing Muses) Smith for a that went over ever:ybody's. all the wayJrom Pennsylvania, the Berklee and local music producer. The band . went head. The set ended abruptly the Cynics. Described as one scenes this way: through several bassists before after an hour with no enco:r:e. of Pennsylvanja's premier "It's amazing how few finding the right chemistrywith - However, I doubt that in the garage bands, the Cynics are -... bands .come' out of Berklee, another ex-Berklee· student, future the band's sets will end· sure to please one and all for a considering the quantity of Juliana •Hatfield. She also. with such little fanfar~. for the rea)J.y cheap· .price. Thanks musicians there. The focus of handles a lioness· share of the · Blake Babies are growing up Doug, just in time for my the school is to build a musical vocals. her soft, pliant voice quickly- Ym quickly. birthday! career, }?ut that doesn't involve THE tJEW HAMP_Sfj/Rf: TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1989 PAGE19

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X1-51: Be it enacted by the Student Senate of the University of New -Ha-mpshir to· recommend to the Departme,nt of Housing and Conferences the . exemption of status olthe following Special lnter~st Houses as follows: (The final, decision will be made by the Dept. of Housing) A. Smith Hall shclll remain exempt from the housing 16ttery. B. Mini Dorms--To exempt the followi-ng number of residents· from-each Special Interest Mini Dorm from the housi"ng lottery as follows: 1 I - Eaton House-5 . Marston House-8 Hall ·House-5 Richardson House-10 Wood.ruff House-5 - C. Huddleston Hal-I shall remain exempt from the housing-fottery.

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0 WE BUY, SELL, & TRADE USED CID& LPs 0 WALKMANS & PORTABLES- , 0 AUDIO-CD PLAYERS, RECEIVERS, etc. 0 _VI ,DEO- VCB3,CAMCORDERS, & ~ - 0 TICKETMASTER OUTLET , 0 COAST BUS STOP ACROSS Worcester Centrum, Orpheum, Wang Center, etc. _· STREET IN MARKET SQUARE· PAGE23 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1989- Cldssified TYPING/WORD PROCESSING, view of Lamprey River. Female. "ATTENTION: EARN. MONEY Professional Quality, very Call 659-5785 Roommate wanted to share 4 READING BOOKS!" $32,000/year prices, · spelling bedroom -apt. in downtown· income potential. Details. (1) 602- reasonable Newmarket, on Kari-Van route. accuracy included. Call Margaret . Sarasota to Atlanta. FEMALE WANTED! For second 838-8885 Ext BK 18587 . AI~ TICKET: $152.50/mo .. plus utilities. Call · Jan. 8 cost over $200:. yours for semester in homey Newmarket Moran, 742-2037, Dover. house. ' Debbie, Kathleen or Kim in evening DIVER WANTED (sea urchins) $100. Call 868-9635 at 659-7586 ,.·,,,••,, '.··. ·.:: ••::: : ·.•. •:.,··:•••. ·. ·:.:'•··•·. :·:•••. •:· :······•••. ·.• •• ::··: -:Im ' Low rent at $205/month plus Flexible Hours - good pay I (g ::: :-:::-:-:-:-: -: -: :-:-:-:-::-:-:-:-:·:-: -:-:-:•:-•:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:•:-:- :-:•:-: utilities. Cable 1V, on Coast bus call Rolf. Ports.mouth 427-0249 111 Buying & Selling - BASEBALL 2 . BEDROOM CONDO, DOVER, \q . i:T~ll~l ~ I · CARDS Contact Ted 868-3885 route. KITCHEN 1 SPRING BREAK IN JAMAICA! Short walk to downtown FULLY APPLIANCED Durham Infant Center needs a foll AND COME JOIN us FOR FUN IN THE Newmarket. No pets or smokers. WITH DISHWASHER time childcare worker and a part ANOVATION GUITARFOR$50.00? .E SUNI FOR MORE INFORMATION Cali Leslie DISPOSAL,_ GAS HEAT, I..ARG time aid. Good benefits. Call 868- · WHATS THE CATCH? CRACKED ROOM WITH CALL ROB AT.868-6020. Abi at 659-2·386. DINING/LIVING 1335 VARNISH AND PICKGUARD, BUT FiREPLACE, PRIVATE DECK, W&D STILL PLAYS GREAT. CALL DIRK CABLE READY, 2 BEDROOM HOME NEAR NIPPO HOOKUP$, NEEDED Experienced SHOE AT 659-8286. TO WEIGHT ROOM AND · GOLF COURSE IN BARRINGTON .. ACCESS SALESPERSON at Pentucket Shoe . 11a1111,11~1 1: t SAUNA, PRIVATE DESIGNATED 340cc 12 MILES TO UNH . Store. 48 Congress St. Downtown Have a Safe Thanksgiving · 1988 Polaris Indy · Sport PARKING PLUS VISITOR PARKING. Mint BEAUTIFUL VIEWS Portsmouth. Call 427-0040 Safe Rides -1414 .skimobile. Only 418 miles. 2 BLOCKS TO CARIVAN, SHORT .-.need$$ for FULL BATH/FAMILY ROOM/ We operate Fri & Sat Nights from condition. Must sell WALK TO DOWNTdWN. call Teresa DECK/SHOP CQMPU1'ER SCIENCE MAJORS: 10:00 pm to 2:00 am school, $2,200. Please AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY. . at 7 43-0906 WASHER/DRYER DISHWASHER. Earn up to 4 credits wlyle earning RANGE.REFER $600.00, CALL DAVE, ANITIME $8-12 an houri Give us a ring at GAIL, THIS IS YOUR EXPOSED BEAM CEILINd & LOFT 862-4696'.. (DAY), 332-8918 FIELD EXPERIENCE: 862/ 1184 MODERATELY LATE HAPP'y 1983 Dodge Charger; 4 spd, NEW- (NIGHT). , . alternator, battery, struts, shocks, WOOD/COAL/ELECTRIC HEAT JOB #89118 BIRTHDAY · PERSONAL. NOW 21 YOU CAN BUY just tuned up and well maintained. · WI;:LL INSULATED THAT YOU ARE Roommate wanted; Dover Duplex DRINKS DOWNfOWN. I'LL 95K but runs great, 25 mpg and 6 MO LEASE $825.00/MO. BUSINESS .ADMINISTRATION ME availab\e spring . semester; JOB is -MISS . YOU NEXT SEMESTER .verydependable. AM/FM cassette. SORRY NO PE'I'S MAJORS: . AnAWESOME furnished, single room, $250/ and WHILE rM TRAVELING $750/BO. 868-3631. -868-2458 waiting for YOU. Earn credits month plus utilities, on Kari-van $6.50 an hour. Call FIELD THROUGHOUTTHEORIENTAND route. Call Karin 7 43-4960, JOB EURQPE. BYTHEWAY, I REALLY ·=,, FOR SALE - MUST SELL Walk to classes, share house with EXPERIENCE: 862/ 1184 four awesome guys. ·$24 _5 a month #89117 WROTE THI~ QNE. - CFS 1986 Kawasaki NINJA 600R, DO · YOU WANT TO BE WHERE · ii,500 Miles - includes · hot water, · Available Spring Semester.· Call 868-6413 THE ACTION IS? A FREE GIFT JUST FOR CALLING. · M, thanks . for sharing your b~ Rui;is excellent, oil changed every Gorgeous apartment literally right 1,500 miles ' PLUS RAISE . · arid life with me. Thinking of you next door to 'the post office, mere soul sing! Love you , Vance&Hinesexhaust, Red, White Roommate, Portsmouth,. non UP TO $1,700 IN ONLY 10 DAYS. makes my smoker, no pets, clean,,responsible, seconds from all· the bars. You Student groups, fraternities and Egghead. . . ' . & Blue don't have to drink and drivel This, 431- student or professional for in-te>wn sororities -needed for marketing ~sking $L-200 or Best Offer. my friends, is y~ur big chance. 4951 . roomy horrie or Karivan'. · Ca,ll for ·project on campus. . For details To the faithful female companio,n Interested females call 868-5311 missed I No answer, leave message. ,,details after 5:00, 436,-0688 plus your FREE GIFT, Group who stopped by again. I , and ask for Kim officers call 1 ~800-765-84 72 ext you by 20 min. I still don't know - Real 0ccasion 1from person leaving MALE WANTED!! Housing 50 you. But I know someone who th@ country! 1985 Fort Escort L, available· spring semester in 2 does. I will find you even if I have four doors,~hatchback, automatic, bedroom apartment to share with OVERSEAS JOB $900'-$2,000 mo. to go lo Nicks everyday. Who kno~s• . ·49,800 · Ill.Hes, good winter and a studious roommate. Please cal Summer, yr. round, All countries, maybe I'll be· watching you this , summer tires, AM-FM stereo, no 86i-4659, leave message. All fields. Free Info. Write IJC., PO . time. Next time leave a name & rust, very good condition, worth box 52 - NHO 1 Corona Del Mar, ·cA number. Bythewayhowmuchdid $3,500 - hest offer. -Anytime 603- 3 furnished single rooms available 92625. you actually see? Let's ·go for .a 436-6826 for sprtr;ig seme,ster on .Madbury drlnk~.- The ~hower,M~. "-· ,r--., Ro·ad. Parking and I Laundry '84 HONDA CRX. AM-FM facilities avcµl~bl~: Plfase call.86f3~ .. BAKE SALE/RAFFLE- Holiday gift . CASSE'ITE, AiR, NEW ENGINE, 5106. - oasket iaffie to·benefit UNH Cltild N6<1fosT; WW MiLEAGE, MUST + Family Center. Memorial Union Quality' very SELL-GOINGOVERSEAS. $3500; 1 Studio SpaceAvajlable - non live­ Professional Building-Grafton Rm. 9am -4 pm. reasonable prices, spelling CALL 868-3216 in, good working space. R~nt neg. $75.00 -$125.00 Porll!.mouth - accuracy included. Call Margaret Four great guys looking for ·a 742-2037, Dover. 1984 SUBARU STATION WAGON. 436-7882 Moran, roommate next semester at _30 GL-i0. MOSfO?fIONS. NO RUST. Young Dr. Kitchen, living room, High SPOTLESS INTERIOR . GREAT Share downtown Dover ap~ment. Professional typing services! and own bedroom. Call and ask for · quality work- reasonable rate. For . CONDITION. $4,000 EVEN OR One of 3 bedrooms; lg; kitchen, .•• copy of a price lis_t, please call details: 868-2513 BEST. MUST SEE. 868-5122. livingroom, full bath. OnKari-Van . a route, female, $220/mo. + Kris at 742-1515. . To the tall guy with the dark hair ,. HONDA ACCORD $965.00 · AIR electricity ($8.00/mo.) CallJanina Professional Word Processing for and the blue eyes, it was really CONDITIONING, NEW BRAKES, 926-0745 or 433-1733,. your resume, reports, nice. · GOOD BODY, EXTRA TIRES _742- QUIET APT IN LEE 5 MINUTES documentation, manuscripts, 5197 Eves PARIS BASED COMPANY FROMCAMPUS. GASHEAT/HW/ thesis, etc. . Experienced, quick­ .LOOKING FOR SPECIAL PEOrLE S-15 pickup, standard STOVE _· $36'5/MO ,,. ELECTRIC · retum. Call Flash Fingers [Janet '84 9MC TO SELL PERFUME, MAKE $$$ CALL659-f?268 Leave Boyle), 659-357~. · trans, 4 cyl, 64-K miles, just tuned, . · INCLUDED. . AND HAVE FUN! For infonnatlon AM/FM cassette $2500. 868- -message. _ ' 2322 _...;..______TYPING/WORD PROCESSING, and FREE: samples call I-776-6150 (9am to 5pm) 1-776-6044 Female roommate wanted. Own. Professional quality, very reasonable ·prices, spelling -(evenings) ask for Karen:or Dia.Ile. '74 Volvo Station Wagon. bedroom wit~ 'kitchen privileges, no pets. $275 a month includes accuracy included. Call Margaret • Automatic, new battery, snows, DESPERATELY SEEKING .. A everything. Located on Eastern Moran, 742-2037. . stereo, equalizer. $600 or best TENNIS COURT. Ave in Ro.chester. Call Bobbie PLATFORM offer. 431-0097 ANY Dianne 332-6335 unlisted PUBLIC OR PRIVATE. WILL WRITING-RESEARCH-EDITING DO. CALLANDREWAT659-7735. US GOVERNMENT SURPLUS Versatile, expert staff. , REWARD. Camouflage clothing, field jack~ts, Newmarket Apt. for rent. January Fast service, reasonable rates. 1st. 500.00/month everything boots, overcoats, hoods, flyers 800-331-9782 ext. 888 I've never laughed so hard, included. 1\vo bedrooms. Lots of Stu, coveralls, snow camo. Thurs. Fri. and it never felt so good. · Sat. 12:00~5:00 p.m. · Rte. 4 storage. Call Megan -862-2562 . . caa,111 111,, Get into self-defense and exercise Northwood Ridge 942-5378 NEEDED Experienced SHOE at HWANG'$ SCHOOL OF ADOPTION: Educated farm~x>uple Female r9ommate wanted to share 1 SALESPERSON at Pentucket Shoe TAEKWON-DO 42 Main St. Dover, offers your newborn love, stability, very lg. 2 bedroom apt. in Dover.. 1983 Renault Alliance. 4 spd new Store 48 Congress St. Downtown 743-6500. Call now fo·r special wonderful life. Expenses paid. Call Close to downtown anc:l Kari-Van. · tires, brakes, clutch. Excellent Portsmouth -call 427-0040. semester rates. collect Susan and Alan. 802-592- Features include sundeck, front interior/exterior. Engine i;eeds 3384 some work. B.O. Call eves. 432- porch, hardwood floors, huge EXCELLENT SUMMER& CAREER WORD PROCESSING. Services rooms, basement, big yard, off _2840. OPPORfUNITIES now available for include resumes, papers, reports, MAY WE ADOPT street parking·. Pets & lease PREGANANT? college student & graduates with desktop publishing, mailing lists/ Couplewith 15years negotiable, $275/plus 1/2 utilities. YOURBABY? 1984 Subaru GL, 5 speed 59,000 Resort Hotels, Cruiselines, Airlines, labels, transcription. Quality marriage, one child, $ secure, Avail. Dec. 1st 7 43-0921 of miles. .Great Cond. AC, sunroof. Amusement.Parks and Camps. For guaranteed. Student discounts large country home. P.O : Box 31 · Superinsnow. MUSTSEE $2,800 Pickup , more information and an plus 100/ooff fornewclients. Frapklin, NH 0323~ or best. call 603-964-7948 . Newmarket 2 room efficiency Cindy application; write National and delivery available. Call parking, launderette, panelled, A/ 325- Collegiate Recreation Service; PO at Words & More at (207) Professional Word Processing for 1983 Nissan Stanza - New tires, C full bath. . Sec. deposit, lease, no 1834. . pets. $335/mo + utilities 659- Box8074; Hilton Head, SC 29938. your reports, documentation, engine, sunroof, 5-speed. $600.00 manuscripts, thesis , etc. call 603-431-7541. 2655 Word Processing, "MAKE EASY HOLIDAY MONEY" Professional Exp~rienced, efficient, reasonable Resume Writing, Editing a:nd Earn $500 for every 100 envelopes rates, quick-return. Call Flash Newmarket studio includes hot Services. Discount rates stuffed. Send a self-addressed Writing · Fingers (Janet Boyle), 659-3578. water, parking, launderette, full for students. A.H.H. Executives bath, panelled, carpeted. $335/ stamped · envelope to: "EASY - 692-5369 7 days/wk. Whoever stole the poster stand for Room in Newmarket - $150 / month mo+ heat. No pets, sec. deposit, MONEY" PO Box 642311 Chicago, the New Hampshire's distribution + utilities - right on Karivan route, lease. 659-2655. ' IL 60664-2311 . j,1 ' "''\

, PAGE24 THENEW HAMPSHIRE TUESOAY, NOVEMBER 21, 7989 stand in the MUB - please return itl Wendie Geller .and Judy O'Brian We need it back! -No questions have lost their underwear. Have asked. Please retur11- to rm I IOB. you . found it? 862-4293. No questions asked. STUDIOUS MALE . ROOMMATE WANTEDFORSPRINGSEMESTER . Hetzel Pit and Sub Pit - You guys TO SHARE 2 BEDROOM are great! Have a safe and happy APARTMENT. FOR INFO CALL ' Thanksgiving Break!! Your ~2-4659 thankful RA.· .

Adoption: Vermont family (UNH Weather update·for March 17.:.241 alumni) with 2 adopted children Durham: Freezing rain, grey and 1 offers love, laughter and security gross, 35 . JAMAICA: High 80's, A NEW GIFT SHOP to your infant. We long to complete sunny, perfect drinking on the our family. .Can we help each beach weather! Call Kee and Renee for the BODY and SOUL . other? Call Mary and Paul collec:t at 868-21771 . at (802) 375-2507 CHRISTOPHERHILL- Walk to classes, share house with HAPPY 21st - IT'S ABOUTTIMEI Handcrafted ,gifts and four awesome guys. $245 a month HAVE A GREAT BIRrHDAY- IT'S items for yourself and includes "heat". Avail. Spring GOING TO BE A BLAST. I LOVE Semester. Call 868-6413 · YOUII your loved ones. Unique ·book and tape selection JULIANNE So you had problems with the coke · for personal growth and relaxation. Enchanting machine. Yeah. Yeah.Yeah. Good Michelle, if you take one more ~usic to ease the hurried pace and center the excuse. Try a little harder next picture, I'm going to lose it. time mind. Workshops and group discussions To the beautiful, sexy brunette in FREE NEWSPAPERS! BUNDLES BI -yeah, you - Jen Kamin. Happy offered. · · + BUNDLES to be given away! If 21st. , you need. some or can help .us - Don't forget to dri_nk every last Crabtree and Evelyn • please call The New Hampshire @ ,swallow! . 862-1323. Handcrafted Jewelry Bob is a man. He can do fifty five HELP: Investig~tive reporter push-ups. Wow. Scarborough Potpourri & Beauty interested in talking to students Products about forced group sex on campus. A FREE GIFT JUST FOR CALLING All calls will be kept confidential. PLUS RAISE UPTO $1,700 IN ONLY Candles and Cards Please callcollect. (212)580-5115. 10 DAYSIII Student groups, fraternities + sornrities needed for *,New Age Books, Music Hey Reporters: Just once; could marketing project on campus. For Crystals & Crystal Jewelry you try to get your stories in on details plus a · FREE gift, group ti.me???????? Its not much to ask. officers call 1-800-950-8472 EXT Meditation Classes I mean, don't you like working for 40 us??? Are we really that bad? So Tarot Readings just o,nce, OK, sort of a Christmas If you are transf€rring to a new Channeled Reading present for us. I mean, I hope you college next semester and want to allfeelreallyguiltyand bad because make some qµickcash contacU:)eb Astrology Charts it is really cruel, what you guys do at 868-5629. · to us by repeatedly turning in your stories hours· and hours late. STUD! YES YOU IN THE GREEN! Thanks, and we still love you all, SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO GET. • Springs's Secret just not as much as if we would if YOU YOUR · . VER);{ OWN • you got those stories in on PERSONAL. GUESS WHO? '449 Central Ave. i·' time I I I I I I I · ! I I xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo L.B.W. How was the weekend with the A FREE CIFT JUST FOR CALLING' Roboman? Just be sure not to PLUS RAISE UPTO $1, 700IN ONLY bugger your toe, or he might blow 10 DAYSI!.! Student groups, you off. fraternities + sororities needed for -The A-team marketing project on campus. For P.S; - some of us like the top~ details plus a FREE gift, group , officers call · 1-800-950-84 72 EXT TO 1WHO and his sexy ·sidekick: 40. Now it is your turn to cook and we will make th~ drinks. Last one WANf TO PARIY? standing winsll Guess w}:to? FREE TRIPS, CASH, INTENSIVE FUNII Bob wears cute christmas boxers Student sun/ ski tour operator Vam's cheer up! A big mouth is seeks fun-loving campus something to be proud of. Speaker representatives. Call HI-LIFE l-800-263-5604 ERIC, MIKE, KATE AND CHRIS- I "The first thing I do when I walk· think I ~I Pink Floyd may not be intoaroomistakeoffmybra,"says . as sure. Oh, I can't forget Freddie _Michelle Adam. Kreugger and Star Wars. - Michelle

Andrea, Have a nice Thanksgiving!! HEY JENNIFER ... HOW DO YOU Lqve Roofie Poofie. KNOW THAT GIRLS WITH Have a sale ThanksgMng SMALLER BOOBS ARE MORE Safe Rides -1414 SEXUALLY AROUSED?!? We operate Fri & Sat Nights from l0;OOpm to 2:00am Have a Safe Thanksgiving ,) Safe-Rides -1414 Look, ifyou want to stay in Durham We operate Fri & Sat nights from for Spring Break, fine. If you want 10:00.pm to 2:00am. ' to come to JAMAICAwith us, then give us $75 as soon as possible. · Kate, oops I mean Bambi, Saturday Call Kee and Renee_at 868-2177 night could have been wonderful if only you· had left all guilt behind. Beware of attack Kites. Bob, your But don't worry I will keep trying to ghostly figure passed right through. break down your resistance. No Thanks for saving the women who man can be that stupendous! I am fell to the ground. looking. forwqrd to tonight. Love Tarzan Which news, editor am I? "OOOOHH, can yoµ do me a big Bess, I, for one, will never tell favor? Pleasepleaseplease? You anyone about those two guys from can? YAYYYYYI YAYYYYI Thank Pease and the four bottles of wine. you thank you thank youl"(This is Your secret is safe with me. said with voice like the Good Witch from the Wizard of Oz.) -Gail, the wise man has ·no goat. .

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· telUD oaches of the Year Second ill Bowes NH offense WR- Darvell Haufmann BU om Lichtenberg ME WR- Chip Mitchell MA rst Team Offense (tie) ChrisBraune - NH WR - Bob Brady' VU OT- Kai Dietiker MA WR -Daren Altieri BU OT - Scott Laliberte NH OT - Scott Hough.ME OG- Lyndon Johnson CT OT - Stuart Milberg CT OG - Anthony Giudice MA tie) john Sullivan DE C- David Buchanan DE OG- Robert Noble ME QB.:.Matt DeGennaro CT 0G David Price DE RB Norm Ford, NH C- Bryan Russo VU RB Daryl Brantley DE QB - Mike Buck ME TE Rob Spittel NH RB - Carl Smith ME RB - Kevin Wesley Second team defense 1E - Mi1'.e Bitterman DL - Paul Franco, VU rsi Team Defense DL - Sherm Beatty NH DL - Mike· Renna DE DL - Joe Cullen MA · DL - Justin Strzelczyk ME LB - Mickey Watson VU DL - Tom Coles UR . LB- Pat Faucette BU , LB- Troy Ashley CT LB - Robert Talley BU . LB - Will Tychsen NH LB - Mike Smith, ME LB- George Karelis DB -Jamal Williamson ME B - Matt Tulley DB- Jerome Tomlin BU DB - Ryan Jones NH DB - Tim l]yme NH DB- Claude Pettaway ME · DB - Christ Hunt VU DB- Kevin Smith RI , DB - Rusty Neal CT Seocnd team rst team specialists specialists nter - Sean Fay CT . Punter- Jefr'Olivo UR of the cker - Tom Withka VU Kicker - Rob Courter, UR With Norm Ford graduat,ing, running back Barry Bourassa will be asked to carry more :======:---' load next season. (Mike Pamham photo) UMASSACRE for J988~89 ,froni page 28 Final Statistics "' continued Defensive Statistics G Tack Asst Total · This strategy backfired Instead they sputtered. ·Rushing 10 47 28 75 when in the fourth quarter the Twice. This gave the high pow­ Tychsen Long 39 26 .65 wind changed direction and ered offense of UMass more G Att Yards Avg TD Beatty 10 67 10 40 24 64 they were forced to go into the chances to score and ~~y did Ford 10 210 953 4,,5 11 Grade . - d 1'7 10 33 25 ' 58 strongbreeze. Butbythefourth twice with both drives taking Banbury io -53 215 4.1 Jordan 17 10 31 20 5_1 quarter the 'Cats had given up merely i 7 seconds each. Cripps 10 64 212 3.3 2 Joy 15 10 36 12 48 on their running attack and Those two dtives shattered Gallaghe.r 10 9 59 6.Q 0- Byrne 26 Sabb - 10 30 i4 - 44 Carr was injured on a vicious the bend but don't break de­ Bourassa 9 4 57 14.3 0 15 10 3110 41 sack. fense that the Wildcats had Gr:lffln 4 20 15 0.8 0 Jones 9 5 19 16 35 Now the 'Cats had to de- shown all season long. Butjust Dupuis 1 3 7 2.3 b McGrath -2.9 . 9 10 22 13 35 \ pend on a hurt passer to lead like a brand new pair of sun Carr '8 29 -83 0 Ruggles . 13 67 10 20 15 35 them to victory. "I think it af- glasses it is just a matter of UNH 10 393 1438 3.7 Dubots Reap 4 19 14 33 fected him,,. said defensive end time before one sits on them 3 .1 12 56 OPP 10 410 1254 1,018 13 31 ' John Dubots about the elbow and smashes them to pieces. Aleva'· . 10 12 6 18 injury Carr sustained early in Aiso, Wilkos was simply Receiving Bua 4 18 the fourth quarter. fantastic. He had a pulled groin Gordo_n 10 14 G No Yds Avg TD -Long ·,rn 8 10 18 The 'Cats were held to under muscle and a cast on his left Porter 10 47 435 9.~ l 32 10 15 3 18 90 yards rushing for the. day hand coming into -the game, Splttel Powers 10 44 748 17.0 4 51 4 9 13 while Ij.Jnning back Norm Ford but he still tore up the Wildcats Braune Murphy 10 Perry 10 36 519 14.4 5 75 -- only managed 46 yards on the for 209 yards through the air R~ord; 7-3 Home 4-1 Bourassa 9 23 322 14.0 4 44 ground. Ford is a critical offen- and 71-yards rushing. •" . Away 3-2 •ye 5-3 Ford 10 17 185 lQ.9 1 34 sive threatforthe Wildcats. For ' _ The numbers do not ·Opponent Score_ Aft Gallagher lO 1.4 133 9.5 0 31 UNH to win he needs to pile up tell the whole story. One got th~ - Maine- 7-24 7,377 Banbury 10 13 116 8.9 0 17 yardage. He always seems to feeling that, _until the fourth at UConn . 10-20 · '1,214 Cripps 10 6 93 15.5 1 55 \ ' break one when the ·cats need quarter, Wilkos could. run · atDelware 27-17 · 14,519 any Donnelly. 10 1 18 18.0 0 18 it most. around ·the UNH. defense at N'Eastern 31-28 5,366 UNH 10 20_1 2569 12.8 16 ~ 75 If he is unable to run, it time he wanted. They simply Colgate _17-10 8,215 OPP 10 142 2027 14.3 11 72 ·simply puts too much pressure could. not contain him, until Richmond 21-7 6,325 ,on the immobile Carr. Carr can they were behind in the final BU 38-35 4A90 be an excellent quarterback, stanza. Passing at Villanova 13-12 7,616 but he needs time to throw the To the Wildcat defense's Rhode· lsqnd 25-0 4~184 ball. Without a running game, · credit, theyshutdowntheMin­ G Cmp Att - Yds Int Td Pct. - at UMass 28-34 4,114 his passing time is cut down utemen after the go ahead 8 163 294 2161 12 14 .554 - considerably. touchdown. They gave the of- Carr 38 912 408 3 2 .418 When the 'Cats had a 28- fense numerous chances to . Griffin 4 10 201 387 2569 16 16 .519 19 lead' in the third quarter, comeback but it was not to be_. UNH 142 281 ,2027 19 11 .505 they needed to get some rush~ . Now everyone can go ahead OPP 10 Ing first downs. A solid ground and tell the alumni that Iioth­ Punt Returns attackwould have (1) run so_me ing has changed here in Dur­ G No Yds Avg . LG time off the clock and (2) . ham. .Another football season. Gallagher 10 3 39 13.0 35 stopped the momentum that Anpther crucial loss to the 9 21 83 4.0 26 UMass gained with their last Minutemen:-Doesanythingever Jones 10 4 11 2.8 7 touchdown. " chan · e in that hick town? . Perry .• Joy 10 l 1 1.0 0 .. lldcat Hockey:Frtday against(1 J / 24) Baisden 9 l 0 0.0 0 ...... UNH 10 30 134 4.4 35 j t. Lawren, ce and Saturday(ll/25) vs. ·, OPP 10 20 135 6.8 24 inne.sota Both games start at 7 p.,m. at nively Arena and are on Channel 60 Punting Monday Night Footba~l G No Yards Avg LG _33.0 55 Denver 14 Washington ·10 Gordon 10 60 1982 Difficult .· defeat for the seniors Spittel and Dubots ·say it was the toughest loss-of their -career By John Kelley game." The scoreboard must have "Yeah, I would say it was been blinding to the seniors on because it was my senior year," the Wildcat football team. Ev- Dubots said. erj time th'ey looked.at it, they Even Dubots had to admit must.have squinted or simply that the •c~ts had thoughts of turned their head. They un- playing ~is week in the play­ doubtedly knew the history ,of offs when UNH w~s leading 28- this game. How many times 13 wi.th five minutes left.in the can tJMass ruin the 'Cat foot- third quarter. ball season? · "We didn't think we .had it For this year's squad more won," he said. "But I felt pretty than breaking a string oflosses good about it at the time. But was at stake.however, the fo5t- they made the big plays and we •· ball team came down to weren't able to stop them." Amherst with high hopes of a , ' The 'Cat -defense did re- Matt Banbury and the rest· ot the Wildcats had tremendous difficulty running against playoff bid and a chance at the· spond, though, late in the game. . UMass Saturday. (Mike Parnham photo) · · ·. - YankeeConferenceChampion- "Throughout the · fourth ship btit came away with noth~ quarter we were able. to stop ing except an invitation home thembutwejustcoufdn'tmake for a big Thanksgiving dinner. · the offensive plays when we FOOTBALL needed them," Dubots said. _ The 34-28 los~ to the Min- · Even though many athletes continued from page .2~ ut~men _on Saturday was a are superstitious, SpHtel tough one for everyone involved . doesn't want to hear any gib- It was the Wildcat defense's By the fourth quarter, the Wildcats.took over at the Min- with the squad; but it was ·berish about a Jinx. He simply inability to.,.stQp Wilkos thatled wind was blowing harder and uteman 26. · It took only one especially,: painful for the sen- \ acknowledges the fact that to the UMass 21 point burst the early game sunshine had play, a Cairto Braune bomb to iors, because this was the .last UMass is a good football team late in the third quarter.· been replaced by dark clouds increase the 'Cat lead, to eight time .they.had a chance to do which is very difficult'to beat. After they fell behind 28- · which would spit out snow·' points. Only 13 seconds re- wh~tno~ ildcatfootbalisquad· "'Ihey are not any better .13, Wilkos- quickly brought _flurries late in the game. It mained in the half. . . · has done since 1976 (iF~ad~ _than us and.vice-versa~"-Spit- ·0 /·UMass-·back: He hit Lemar ~urne~i?toad~f~nsivestruggl~. . -The w ,ildc~ts caught a vance to post-~ea~on play and tel said. "'lbingsjustdidn'twork Newsomewitha 17yard touch- m which UMass came out on break in the thfrd quarter and. (2) defeat the UMass team down out for us this season." down· pass, ending a 57 yard, ., top because they made the quickly ~toqk advantage of ti. in AnihC::rst. Dubots is quick to point flv:e play, drive that consumed plays when needed. . - On_ their first play ofthe second -UMass. has.won 11 out of out, however, that many pre- only l:~8. Marco Gabriellf Early' in the game it ap- half, -UMass fu_mbled deep in the last i 3 meetings and seven dieted the 'Cats to have a below ,missed the extra point, keep- peared that UMass might rout ·· their own territory. Wildcat straight down in Amherst. average season and manywere ing the score 28:-19. · · the 'Cats. They drove to a cornerback Jim Powers 1 Both tight end Rob Spittel surprised by their success. The next time they got the touchdown and a 7-0 lead on · pounced on .Steve Olson's ancldefensiveendJo1mDubots "I don't think many people ba:1]., Wilkosled theMiriutem'en I the opening drt.ve of the game, fumble at the UMass 15 to set thought this deflnitelywas the expected-us to have this good to another sc9ring driye; this . thenreachedtheUNHoneyard up UNH. -toughest loss of -their · UNH of a year," he said. "We were one taking only 1 7 seconds off line on their next drive. . · Four plays later, Carr hit , careers. picked to be sixth in Yankee the clock. After-an offensjve But on third and goal, Spittel with the touchdown that "I would say it is," the senior CoI,1ference. · · pass irtterfe:r:ence call left them · Wilkos couldn't handle the snap gave UNH a· ·28-13 lead,which · tight end said. "Since it was the "You have to be realistic with a second down and 25 and Chris Porter recovered the looked to be at the time, but last one. Everyone was plan- .. about it. Not that many people from their own 28, Wilkos ' . proved not to be enough to give · ning on going to the playqffs thoughtNewHampshirewoi.tld struck ~ediately. the 'Cats the .victory. and playing at least one more be 7-3 when it was over." Split end Chip Michell hauled in his perfect pass near UMass34-28 midfield, then outran the 'Cat at Amherst defense to the goal line to cut NH:: ...... O 21 7 0 - 28 the deficit to 28-26. · Mass ...... 7 6 13 8 - 34 Domino's ·Pizza® "That was just a stretch -Gary Wilkos 8yd run (Marco C route where I had to read the abrielli'kick) ·- free safety," said Wilkos. "The - John Perry 75yd pass from Sports .Quiz · ,tight end (Bill) Durkin was open, ark Carr (Shawn Lane kcik) ·. . but I thought I could get the - ~teve Olson 2 yd run ('pass ball to Chip and he · made a ailed) great catch." -Bany Bourassa 5 yd pass Standings After a UNH punt gave them OIJl Carr '(Lane kick) .· _1. Matthews and Combs 60 points· good field position at midfield, - Chris Braune 26 yd pass UMass once again struck like om Carr (Lane kick) 2. Ed Frankovic 57 points lightning. · UMass coach Jim Reid knows . - Robb Spittel 8 yd from Carr On the next play, Wilkos . how to beat the. W,'ildcats Lane kick) . Erica Davis 57 points ran around left end for 20 yards fumble for UNH. - Lamar Newsome 17yd pass and was hit out of bounds by Trailing 13-7 with six :roni Wilkos (kick failed) 4. Jason Call 56 points UNH comerback 11m Byrne for minutes left in the first half, _, Chip Mitchell 72 yd pass 5. Chris Bailey 55 points , a 15 yard penalty. Ron Blau- UNHrippedofftwotouchdowns om _Wilkos (Rick Probstein relt ran 15yards forthe,toueh- before the half to go ahead 21- ck) 6. Matthew Bender 54 points down on the next play. The 13. - Ron Blauvelt 15 yd run first play of the fourth quarter, _ First, with 5:46 left in the . Mike Tobin from Wilkos) .· Tom D'Espinosa 54 points to give UMass the. 34-28 mar- half, Carr hit Barry Bourassa ndividual Statistics gin. The drive took only 1 7 with a five yard toss to cap a 13 Rushing ·Reminders: The top three point seconds. ' play, 60 yard drive and give the ilkos, M... . 22-71 · getters receive prizes. On the three scoring drives, 'Cats a 14-13 lead. orm Ford, N... 23-46 which consumed a combined With under a minl:lte to go, Passing December 1 is the final quiz. 2:22, Wilkos was 3-3 passing the UNH defense forced UMass .ilkos.. 9-16-209 and 2 ID's , for 97 yards, and ran twice for to punt, and when Gabrielli arr, N 27-46-355 with 4 ID's .37 yards. shanked a 21 yard boot, the d lJnt. PAGE28 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 7989 'Sports Minutemen -ruin 'Cats ;season ... again Can't run, Football knocked can't win out of playoffs By John, Kelley AMHERST, MA What hap- "What makes this loss so tough is , / pened at the 1989 versio:n of · the UMASSACRE of the Wild- . that we had ttiem down and we cat football team? Why are the 'Cats out of the playoffs. for the made the m.istake of giving them . 13th straight season? No, it wasn't because quar-· another breath. I hope we · terback Mark Carr missed a remernber this feeling. I neyer wide open Matt Banbury in the end zone or that Chris Braune want to feel this way again." dropped a fourth down pass with only 2:56 remaining in the game at the Massachusetts 20. Blaming the game ori Carr ., Freshmen split end Joh~ Perry or Braune would be like saying that the Boston Red Sox lo~t By Jeff Novotny · the World Series -because of AMHERST; MA Everything two fourth quarter plays will Bill Buckner.' As in the Series, was going according to plan. come back to "haunt them. · the damage in this contest was When quarterback Mark Carr With 9:26 remaining in the done long befpre the m.iscues hit tight-end Rob Spittel with game, Carr overthrew ful!lback , occurred. an eight yard touchdown pass Matt Banbury, who was wide · . Also if it wasn't for the play with 5:23 left in the_third quar- open in the end zone. It would ofCarr and Braune in the game ter, it appeared that UNH had a . have been the go-ahead totich­ the 'Cats would have lost by lockon thefooJballgame. They down. By_that point, Carrwas · two touchdowns or more. Carr hada.28-131ead. They had the • clectrly showing the effects of. had ,a marvelous day passing momentum. They were fired an elbow injury he· had suf- · for 355 yards. He played with u,p. They couldn't_lose this one, fered earlier in the quarter. . much courage in the fourth _ right? · ""· Thenwith.2.:56 lefdn the quarter after he hurt his right Wrong. quarter, UNH faced fourth down elbow. He was obviously in pain The Wildcats' opponents and nine from the UMass 31. and that might be why he were the Massachusetts Min- FlankerChris Braune got open missed Barry Bourassa in the utemen, who over the years and Carr hit him with a strike end zone with 9: 26 remaining have made a living of beating for an apparent·first do~ at on fourth and four from the UNii in big games. They did it the 20. But Braune couldn't UMass 26. again, stopping the "Cats -for hold on and the 'Cats last seri­ Braune caught seven the 11th time in the last 13 ousrally,along•withtheirplay­ passes for l 07 yards including meetings and eliminating UNH off hopes, slipped away. a magnificent touchdown just from playoff contention in the "Those two plays were the before the end .of the first half. process. difference in the game," said a Also without Braune this team For th_e 13th straight year, frustrated Bowes~ "In th€se ' - would, never have been in the UNH will not take part in post- kind of ball games, those are position they were in coming season play. This loss.could be the plays that you've got to · into this game. Braune h~d one of the toug_hest . ever for make. You're only going to get made so many important UNH. a handful of chances. We had catches for the Wildcats this "We thought we were going the chances, but we didn't make seqson which helped them to to beat them this year," said the plays." win seven straight. For &esb.men split end John Perry Ueft) and offensive guard UNHseniortai1backNormFord, After the Braune drop, the They lost this·game for two Mark SchJieible the scoreboard was not a pleasant sigh.t to who came up short in his quest Wildcat defe11se' stopped UMass ·reasons. (1) a lack of an estab-: see. (Mike Parnham photo) for a I 000-yard season. and gave the' offense one last Ushed running· attack and (2) 1::;:: .·.·:::;:: ::::::: :/: > )<: ':': :/ ... "What made the loss so chance. But on third down <<·::+< ·• :::,:::1::'l::: :::: the· inability to stop UMass ·.· .toughisthatwehadthemdown from his own 23, Carr had a quarterback Gary Wilkos ...... ]! ... :>:::::-::::::c:c:: and we made the mistake of passtippedintheairandinter­ .:, ( :, ::::::::,::::::: UNH could not run the baJl .. .. ::: :}ft ::::: :::: .·:• .... } : < ' ::,:-"::::: <<:::•:• giving them another breath," cepted by Minuteman line­ ,.,... ,., ..... , ',', / :/: all day, They ran right and got \: -:· ::•··•n:. .. · . ·: said freshman split end John backer Bobby Burke, insuring .·. ::r1: . . nowhere. They ran left and got ',',', Peny. "I hope we remember· ~ the victory for UMass .. ' ·.·.·,·.·. ._:::::: ,::: nowhere. They tried draws; •::•:::: ::/}: rn::0 H:: s >> this feeling. I never want to feel Both Bowes and UMass •>::::::: ::::::: ::::•::::::::•: :::::::::::::::::::::::•:•::: • :;: > traps, and sweeps and; with :-:•: :::::: ,', ' this way again." coach Jim Reid felt that the ·>:·:•:•:• »y: ? /::::, \::;:.: :::: •: ::::: ·•·• :: few exceptions, still got no­ :•:: ...... ( < "They did it to us again." playofMinuteinanquarterback ,', ' ::t> •:• ::::::::-:::, :;: :::;: ',',', where. A running game ·Uiat .> : >: ? , -: ·;;:: :: ' , ' ,'-""'· ' said UNH coach Bill Bowes, Ga!YWilkoswas_akeyfactorin doesn't get anyplace usually summing up the frustration of the game. leads to a team finding a famil­ another season-ending loss to Wilkos, playing with a grpin iar place - home watching the UMass. injury and a cast on his left playoffs. Faced with a 15 point defi- wrist, kept the UNH defense off . According to senior tight · cit late .in the third quarter, balance with his slashing runs end Rob Spittel, the 'Cats de­ UMass ripped off 21 points in and sharp passes. He passed cid~d to throw the ball when the next four minutes an9 then for 209 yards. and two touc;h­ the wind was at their back. "In stopped numerous late UNH downs and ran for 71 yards the past we have always been rallies to win the game 34-28. and another touchdown. For able to pass against them so we "We didn't make enough his efforts, he was named win­ made up our mind that we big plays in the second· half," ner of the Bill Knight Award were going to pass the ball when said Bowes. "Their defense got which is awarded to the MVP of we were moving with the wind" tougher as the game went the game. he said. along."' "Before the game, I knew

This strategy back:O.red 1 When the Wildcats look we had to stop Wilkos," said UMASSACRE.PAGE26 ~ backatwhytheyc~meupshort, Jil8'6~fti.lf.?~wt~ do it." ·