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"Overwhoiming," frightening." 'Now showing at the Union Men's Soccer: The Panthers Terms used by freshmen Thoaten 'Hippy Porn:' A take out their revenge on to describe Iff* at UWM. movie that lacks plot — straight Valparaiso, 7-0, to end their Hear firsthand what it's out of the rampant punk style long, catastrophic road trip © lik» to be a freshman. (Page 3) of the 70s. See why. {Page 5) with a 3-3-1 record. (Page 8) The UWM Post October 21, 1993 Established 1956 Volume 38, Number 14 The 300-pound gorilla in 's closet Sports: Runners By Chad Sirovina ing now. future of America and our jobs," service industries would be bol Barrett said he thought an he said. stered by NAFTA. Addition What do the North Ameri integrated economy would Marcus claimed those who ally, NAFTA would curb the prepare for can Free Trade Agreement come eventually, but the cur are against NAFTA are neglect flow of illegal aliens by giving (NAFTA) and The Karate Kid rent agreement does not make ing a key element. them an incentive to stay in have in common? At a recent the grade. "Opponents of NAFTA are Mexico. tourney forum the answer was revealed: "We have an opportunity to forgetting export created jobs," "We tend to view dynamic the Bonsai tree. forge an agreement that will be Marcus said. economic development as evi By Rob Peterson That is how economist historic," Barrett said. "I don't According to Marcus, the au dence the economy is working," Markos Mamalakis opened up think we're doing that right tomobile industry would be Pete Corfeld is a happy man ... the Popcorn Forum on NAFTA now." hurt, but manufacturing and BARRETT CONTINUED ON 3 • well, maybe. Monday, with a description of According to Barrett, free With the Mid-Continent Con the Bonsai tree and a compari trade is inevitable regardless of ference Cross Country Champion son to the U.S. economy. the outcome of NAFTA. ships two weeks away, the coach of According to Mamalakis, the "With or without NAFTA the University of Wisconsin-Mil Bonsai tree's growth is stunted there is going to be more trade," waukee men's and women's cross by the fact that its tap root, the Barrett said. "The question is: country teams is like a father await main root by which it draws how are we going to do it? This ing the birth of his first child. water, is cut off by those who is not just an agreement that "Yes, we're excited.^ very garden it. Mamalakis argued says there will be free trade much," Corfeld said ofthe upcom that if NAFTA is not passed, between nations." ing conference championships. the U.S. economy's growth will Barrett said it is important to "One of our goals this year is we're be similarly stunted. look at who the winners are in looking to move up. Last year (the "NAFTA is the tap root of each country, not just which men) finished second, so we would the U.S. Economy," said country wins. like to move into first. Mamalakis. "It is one of the Colburn, who opposes "There's pressure in being the central elements of economic NAFTA, told the crowd of about favorite. But we should be ready to development." 100 a heart-rending story about roll." Mamalakis was one of five a recent trip to Mexico he took As for the men's performance at people to speak at the forum. with some other residents of the Murray State Cross Country The other four were Carl Wisconsin. He related the Invitational, Friday in Murray, Zichella from the Sierra Club, squalid conditions that a family Kent., Corfeld was a bit hesitant to Bruce Colburn from the AFL- he visited lived in because of call the meet a complete success. CIO, Dr. Richard Marcus from the low wages that the factory "To a certain degree, I'm fairly the School of Business and Rep. pays. happy," Corfeld said. "We didn't Tom Barrett (D-Wisc.) from the He explained how the fam have the grouping of four to five U.S. House of Representatives ily lived in a cardboard box that guys at the front that we would who represents the 5th Congres was used to ship things to the like." sional District. factory and pointed out the Rio For the second straight week, Barrett was originally sched Grande has now become the the Panthers were led by senior uled to be a more extensive par most polluted river in the world. Shaun Barnes, who finished third ticipant in the forum. However, "[NAFTA] has very little to overall with a time of 26 minutes, the congressional voting sched do with free trade," Colburn -Posf photo by Bret Holmes 22 seconds. Last week Barnes was ule forced him to rearrange his said. "It has to do with protect named MCC male cross country plans. At the last minute, there ing investment." At a costume change rehearsal for Strider, the David Athlete of the Week for finishing was another schedule change According to Colburn, jobs Mamet play being performed at UWM, wardrobe first in the UWM Cross Country and he was able to make the are lost in every free trade manager Matt Tetrault demonstrates the art of tying a Invitational. forum. agreement. He even managed square knot to Andy Hoffman and Christine Schulz. All Barnes' fine finish in Kentucky "I'm leaning against to throw in a bit of patriotism to three are part of the Professional Theater Training surprised Corfeld. NAFTA," Barrett said. "I think the debate. Program at UWM. "Shaun was ill all week," Corfeld we can do more than we're do- "This is a fight for the every said. "It surprised me that he was even able to go. It's his senior year Arts and Entertainment: — he wants to go out with a bang. He's providing some real good lead ership." Also in the top group was sopho Melvins:Ten years and going strong more Chad Zehms, who finished fourth in the meet with a time of By Kris Purzycki about all you'd find there worth the Eagles Ballroom Friday. the band and the three, Buzzo, 26:34. Sophomore Scott Brinen was noting. And even that ..." The album is their major la Mark (the present bassist) and fifth with a time of 26:35. A decade is a long period of Nine years they've been bel debut after a spectacular run Dale Crover seem enthralled UWM won the meet with 36 time for bands. By the end of 10 playing. Nine years and eight on Bonerecords which included with the adventure of the trip points. Southeast Missouri State years, a band can either be at its recordings ofthe most intense the highlight albums, Ozma, and often shared their enlight- finished second with 54 points and musical climax or just finish sonic molasses has kept the Lysol and Eggnog. Eight albums enments- Memphis State finished third with ing a contract obligation. It's Melvins somewhat "behind" in and just as many bass players The Melvins on Washington 80 points. also the time span ofthe more this assumed race to be the later, the Melvins certainly de D.C: Despite the first place finish, promising, juicier wars in his Kings of Grunge. Of all the serve the sudden recognition "We went to the Corfeld sees room for improvement. tory. grunge bands that have stam that comes with a corporate la Smithsonian," recalled the "We need the fourth, fifth, sixth Now it's understood there peded over the world's radio bel. Thankfully the band's band, "and they were begging and seventh people grouped near are plenty of those unaware of waves in the past few years, turtlecrawl-paced dreck is nei us to go see the flag that the the top," Corfeld said. "This week the Melvins prominent shadow only the Melvins will have the ther compromised nor creamed Star Spangled Banner was writ end was nice, but they need to be over the ever-growing-perkier singular, unique sound. Speed up on Houdini, in fact, the atti ten about and we said 'No, no, closer to the top. pit of Seattle grub bands. metal on tranquilizers, the band tude ofthe band toward Atlan no, where's Fonzi's jacket?' "The last two meets we prac "Seattle sucks," commented that redefines "power-trio" re tic is gratitude, regretting only One of the country's greatest ticed race tactics, we tried to go out Buzzo, the Melvins' throat and cently promoted Houdini, their that "... we have to eat all the institutions ... they've got the hard and group up at the halfway guitar, "We moved AWAY from Kurt Cobain-produced debut on cheeseburgers they give us." Touring, perhaps, is a thrill for Seattle. A good cup of coffee is Atlantic, opening for Primus at MELVINS CONTINUED ON 5 • MEET CONTINUED ON 9 • The UWM
UWM School of Business offers New Yorker Maxine Washington to speak as tutoring for minority students writer McPhee part of Popcorn Forum Oct. 26 Minority tutoring is still being offered by the University of to read at UWM The Rev. Dr. Maxine Washington, Gamaliel Chair Recipient Wisconsin-Milwaukee School of Business. The tutoring is free #23, will speak about being "Black and Female in a White Man's The 1993-94 Distinguished and provided on a walk-in basis for minority students who have Lecture Series at the Univer World," Oct. 26, from 12:30 to 2:30 p.m. in the University of Accounting 201, 203, 402 and 403; Statistics 210 and Data Pro sity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Wisconsin-Milwaukee Student Union's Fireside Lounge. cessing 230. presents John McPhee, staff This Popcorn Forum is free and open to the public and is Reviews for accounting and statistics are offered every other writer for The New Yorker and sponsored by the UWM Sociocultural Programming and UWM Friday. Tutoring is provided by undergraduate and graduate stu the author of 20 volumes of Union Programming. With reasonable notice, a sign language dents. nonfiction including "Coming interpreter will be provided. For more information call 229-6734. Students are encouraged to bring all class materials to tutoring into the Country" and "The sessions. Control of Nature." McPhee Exact times are available in Bolton 160 or by calling the School will conduct a reading with of Business at 229-5271. Yolanda McPhee. Department of Energy sponsors This 2nd Annual University Lecture is sponsored by the UWM fellowships for higher education Lectures Committee with support Students considering the continuation of their educational ca Planned Parenthood sponsoring from UWM Union Programming reers should look to the Department of Energy for a helping hand. among many others. Advance tick Tens of thousands of dollars are available for students inter two workshops for parents and kids ets are available at the UWM Book ested in pursuing master's or doctoral degrees in such areas as store for $7-9.50. fusion energy, applied health physics, radioactive waste manage Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin is sponsoring two workshops Due to the popularity of the ment and industrial hygiene. for parents and their sons and daughters. series it is advisable to purchase Fellowship applications are being taken through Jan. 31, 1994, The workshop for parents and sons will be held Oct. 28 from 6- tickets early and arrive early, since and awards will be announced in May. 8 p.m. at the Capitol Public Library, 7413 W. Capitol Drive. The seating is not reserved. Signing for For applications or additional information, contact Sandra John workshop focuses on various aspects of growing up male. the hearing-impaired will be pro son or Marcia DeMarcus, Oak Ridge Institute for Science and For mothers and daughters, Planned Parenthood is offering a vided. Education Fellowship programs at 1-800-569-7749. two-part workshop on Oct. 28 and Nov. 4, both from 6-8 p.m. at For more information, call 229- Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin, 302 N. Jackson Street. 4825. Information about female puberty changes, videos and activi ties will be provided. Both programs are designed for boys and Novelist to speak at UWM Nov. 1 girls ages 9-12. Registration and cost information can be obtained on foreigner's life in Japan by calling Ann Dziewit at 271-8045. Aurora Health American novelist, screenwriter, filmmaker and cultural critic Donald Ritchie will speak on "Intimacy and Distance: On Being a sponsors all- Foreigner in Japan," at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee on Nov. 1 at 2 p.m. in room 341 of Holton Hall, 2442 E. Hartford Ave. Mortar Board holds annual day workshop Called "the dean of arts critics in Japan," Ritchie has lived in Tokyo for over 40 years. He has worked extensively with the film auction for Hunger Task Force "The Heart of Healing: Explor director Akira Kurosawa and has written books on Japanese film, ing the Mysteries of Life, Love and culture, theatre and society. Mortar Board, a senior National Honor Society at the University of Health," is an all day workshop Ritchies's talk is sponsored by the UWM Center for Interna Wisconsin-Milwaukee, is currently organizing their annual auction to sponsored by Aurora Health Care tional Studies, the UWM Department of History and the Vilas benefit the Hunger Task Force of Milwaukee. featuring noted surgeon and author Fund. The Hunger Task Force is in greate need of charitable contributions to Bernie Siegel, Nov. 8 from 9 a.m. The talk is free and open to the public. For more information help feed the hungry and homeless of the community. This year their to 4:30 p.m. at The Grand Milwau contact Sally Hassan at 229-3935. auction will be held on Nov. 18 in the Union Ballroom from 11 a.m. until kee Hotel, 4747 S. Howell Ave. all items are auctioned off. Registration is required. Call the Just sell it. They are asking local businesses to aid in their efforts by contributing Vince Lombardi Cancer Hotline at an item for auction. 649-7200 or Carol Foran at 454- UWM Post Classifieds Anyone interested in contributing can contact the Mortar Board at 229- 6487 for more information or how 229-4578 5827. to register. THE CRITICS ARE DAZED, BUT NOT CONFUSED! HELP REWARD 'THE AMERICAN GRAFFITI' OF THE NEXT GENERATION - UWVI SMARTER AND TOUGHER BUT JUST AS MUCH FUN." GOOD TEACHING - Dave Kehr, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS "THE MOST SLYLY FUNNY AND DEAD-ON PORTRAIT Nominate a Professor OF AMERICAN TEENAGE LIFE EVER MADE'' for the - Owen Gleiberman, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY "A crushingly funny and knowing ode to misspent youth/' Undergraduate Teaching Award - Jeff Giles, NEWSWEEK "Original, observant, subversive and very, very, funny." This spring the UWM Awards and Recognition Committee will make three awards of $1,500 to - Dennis Cunningham, WCBS-TV faculty members who are effective and dedicated teachers at the undergraduate level. The "Two thumbs up!" Committee is especially interested in receiving nominations from students. -SISKEL&EBERT ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS:
Your nominee must hold the rank of Instructor, Assistant Professor. Associate Professor, or Professor at UWM, and must have served full time at UWM for at least three academic years. NOMINATION PROCEDURE:
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By Dean Einerson these feelings that swirl together to sion," Zaren said. create the freshman experience, an With all this freedom and the Every year thousands of new experience that will take these new large amount of time required in students enter the University of students to great highs and lows. order to do well at school, some of Wisconsin-Milwaukee for the first A group of freshmen recently the students sounded a bit frantic time. shared their views on adjusting to about getting things done. For some of them, this is their college life with the UWM Post. "You have to organize your own first step out into the "real world;" The topics they touched upon time here", Stacie Huven said. the first chance to make all their ranged from inter-personal relation "You're responsible for everything, own decisions, to show how well ships to academics to why the party it's a do-or-die situation." As with they can manage their lives and scene was so bad on the weekends. everything in life there are going to time. For these students, the first When asked what they felt were be good times and bad. Sometimes year of college is a great step to the best and worst aspects of stu mistakes are made; tests are failed, ward becoming the intelligent, well- dent life, most responded in the and classes are missed. Then stu informed adults ofthe future. same way. The new found freedom dents make friends and they dis For other students this is a fright experienced by freshmen is what cover things about themselves they ening time of change. Changes that they thought it would be, but ulti never knew before coming to col come too fast and too soon. Often mately is their downfall. lege. They learn and grow. they feel overwhelmed or unpre "I'm having a hard time moti Scott Myers, a freshman from pared. vating myself," said Megan Mequon, said the worst experience It can be hard for them to bal McKean, a freshman and Palm he had was flunking his first calcu ance their studies with a very dis Gardens patron. lus exam. But the best part has been tracting social life that no longer is McKean's companion, all the new friends he's made since monitored by parents. Stephanie Zaren, discussed how he came. But as most upper-classmen difficult it is to stay on track. know, it is usually a culmination of "There is no parental supervi ADJUST CONTINUED ON 12 • SEAC works for awareness By Yolanda White lum at UWM. By sponsoring educational events and lecturers, SEAC hopes to encourage students -Post photo by Chad Sirovina After having a dysfunctional chapter for nearly to support them. two years, the Student Environmental Action "The amount of people receiving degrees from U.S. Rep. Tom Barrett (D-Wisc.) was at the University of Coalition (SEAC) at the University of Wiscon this university without ever receiving elementary Wisconsin-Milwaukee Monday to debate the pros and cons sin-Milwaukee has reorganized. environmental education is a problem," Schneider ofthe North Atlantic Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) in front Dean Schneider, a 23-year old senior study said. of an audience of 100. Barrett represents Wisconsin's 5th ing political science is the current president of He suggested this lack of knowledge may be District, which includes UWM. SEAC. He will be leading the group on its mis preventable if a certificate in environmental stud sion of providing members with environmental ies were offered. Potential courses such as envi education and issues orientation. ronmental economics, law and journalism were "We want to attempt to spread and advocate cited. more sustainable policies throughout the UWM "It's an ongoing project," he said, "we'd like to NAFTA/Sides debated community," Schneider said. explore the feasibility of such an option." • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 SEAC is a grassroots organization: it is part Schneider said students leave the university of the largest national grassroots organization and enter jobs where some basic knowledge ofthe Marcus said. run by students. According to Schneider, SEAC environment is needed. Zichella said his organization's opposition was based on the is not a group that is limited to any one function. "We've got people graduating who will acquire document itself. In addition to environmental education is positions of influence in a society with limited or "It's what is in the agreement that drives us to oppose NAFTA. sues, SEAC is also committed to social justice no understanding of the consequences of their It is also what is not in the agreement that drives us to oppose concerns and wants to work with other student decisions pertaining to the environment," he said. NAFTA," Zichella said. groups on such issues. "If those people don't have the opportunity to Zichella pointed out four flaws he saw in NAFTA. This year they are advocating the implemen According to Zichella, first, it threatens U.S. environmental SEAC CONTINUED ON 4 • tation of an emphasis in environmental curricu laws. Second, there is a lack of environmental clean-up funds for the border areas. Third, there are several enforcement loopholes. Fourth, the public cannot adequately voice their complaints through proper channels. "This is called getting blown off," Zichella said. According to Zichella, if the U.S. wants to renegotiate with Mexico, there will be no problem. NON-STOP COPIES. "The U.S. is a 300-pound gorilla in Mexico's trade closet," he said. "They will come and renegotiate the agreement because they have to."
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• CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 ing stuclentstudentss wnwhoo arare e commitcommi-t ththee NationaNational l WildlifWildlifee FederaFedera- hiddehiddenn rolrolee inin society.society". animalsanimals, , shshee hopehopess toto generatgeneratee ted to volunteer work," he saidsaid . tion will discuss the NortNorthh Finally, SEAC and the Madi- grassroots attention and involve- learn the foundations and eco Since its reactivation, SEAC American Free Trade Agree son-based Wisconsin Student Pub ment to save the lives of those nomics of a healthy environ has obtained 40 members, 10 of ment (NAFTA) in the Fireside lic Interest Research Group, animals. ment, the university is insuring whom are active. SEAC tries to Lounge in the UWM Union. (WISPIRG) will conduct an en All SEAC program proceeds a future that will be lacking in accommodate the students' Schneider said because dangered species graveyard. will go to SEAC at UWM to be responsible leadership," he schedules by holding fluctuat Greenpeace opposes NAFTA, "It's a big awareness event," used for environmental education. added. ing meetings on the first and counter-arguments by the Na said Kerry Schumann, coordinator Students interested in learning Combatting those and other second Tuesday of every month tional Wildlife Federation is ofthe Endangered Species Project. more about SEAC can call 229- dilemmas has been somewhat at 4:30 p.m. expected. By featuring makeshift tomb 6522 or stop in their office Union of a problem for SEAC in the "We've got a lot of events A band benefit will be held stones and markers listing the E386. past, according to Schneider. coming up," Schneider said. Nov. 5 at "The Tasting Room," names and species of endangered He said the organization is Breadsmith's Bakery, 2636 located on Humboldt Avenue and looking forward to working N. Downer Ave. will be the site Kane Place. The benefit will fea with the UWM administration of Breadsmith's Bakery Fund ture a rock band, "Humboldt Now Seeking Candidates For on developing a full-scale re raiser Bake-off from 9 a.m. un Yards" and congo drums from cycling program, including, but til 6 p.m. Student volunteers "Earth Drumming." not limited to, providing infor from SEAC will be baking A film titled "Manufacturing mational and historical fact breads to sell. Consent" is being co-sponsored sheets about recycling. On Nov. 1 at 7 p.m., repre on Nov. 11 by SEAC. 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They're all out cultural illiterate, callous 70s. acters who have desperately at movie so appealing is the need to there, we've all dealt with them in wallowings in the dark side of be Pieces of conversation and situ tempted to fulfill their lives through leave the theater and spit. It's one some way, and now we have a ing alternative. ation are pasted awkwardly over a sexual extremities, personality pre thing to attempt making a decent movie spotlighting them completely In the true style of New York's swathing of Dadaist stuttering, tentiousness and gallons of cheap film and instead producing a bomb, defaced in self-pity and angst with underground impromptu stage per flashes of mutating words, tree wine. it's another to purpose make a cred out a cause or an end. formances, Hippy Porn loves life in branches of obtuse poetry strobe The problem would be, for most ible couple hours seem to be the Even the pseudo-philosophical the sense that mom loves doing against the movie's background — audiences, that this movie is noth most appallingly banal piece ofcin discussions are cause for humorous dishes. Not a good date movie but a the lack of plot. ing BUT an art film derived from ematography to be seen for the price abandon; one can never get enough definite group gathering. Bring your What belittles the movie's in the punk 1970s, Dadaist 1920s, and of admission. ofthe world sucks" lines. It's the favorite poet, painter or art history tention is not the lack of plot, which, stagnant 1950s. There is no direct On a more positive note, the greatest reason for seeing this film: major and watch as the dwindling if anything, allows the film even plot nor the twists, climactic points movie is funny and not in a cynical, the fact that, due to insecurity, we of spontaneity takes place in the more enjoyment, but the accuracy and curves that are usually ingredi- sarcastic way. It's the exact humor can never laugh in the faces of heart and soul ofthe wretched. Jerry Seinfeld has complete mas those who become human cartons Hippy Porn will be shown at 7 tery over ~ the humor ofthe medio to contain the soul ofthe spectacle. p.m. tonight in the Union Theater cre and trivial. Hippy Porn is a sensational oppor as part ofthe Punk Rock Thursday FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE PLAYER' COMES The overbearing personalities of tunity to observe the tragedy ofthe Series. "THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR!"* the three flunkies are incredible, bored, the asinine and the preten "A MILESTONE!I I Melvins/There is life after Seattle -Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 of dry humor. demption for those who ven II All the glory of the band, tured further. Crover was pan "ROARINGLY FONNY! bullet that killed Lincoln and though, sits in their singular icking and aloof over the drum -Vincent Canby, NEW YORK TIMES the set from M*A*S*H." attitudes toward music itself. kit, the crash of cymbals was 11 ff The Melvins on food: The Melvins' roots bury them barely audible against the HUGELY ENTERTAINING! "What kind of meat is this? selves so deep in the ground of scream of ringing eardrums. -Richard Schickel, TIME MAGAZINE Andie MacDowell Turkey or ham? Hamky ... Skynyrd, ZZ Top and 38 Spe Buzzo's toned-down vocals Bruce Davison how'd they crossbreed those cial that the subtle southern- on LysoTs "Sacrifice" matched Julianne Moore Matthew Modine sons of bitches? Taste's like fried rock riffs that belie the up with a 300-db. half-hour of Anne Archer i ham but doesn't cost as much to band's music are virtually un tar-toned feedback. Fred Ward Jennifer Jason Leigh 1 raise!" recognizable. "We don't listen In all, it was a spectacle of Chris Penn For the muddy sludge the to bands in the same area as the finest pure sonic snot yet Lili Taylor us," says Buzzo, "that would be Robert Downey, Jr. Melvins excrete, it's not ex witnessed. In fact, if not for Madeleine Stowe pected to find them a band boring ... and we definitely Primus' somewhat sleepy show Tim Robbins who's constantly laughing. In don't listen to our band." afterwards, these ears would Lily Tomlin Tom Waits terviewing was out ofthe ques Live, the Melvins' deafen still be ringing. 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OCTOBER 26 Show Times are at 7:00,9:30, and Midnight on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, October 22-24. 7:30 PM $2 for UWM Students MECCA AUDITORIUM $3 for the General Community vmi emu"" ^mTrWTWwiTro T/c/ Ifie. amaracj COME ENJOY OUR 16 BEERS Tavern and Grille ON TAP! WRESTLING CHALLENGE Come Join PUT THE SUIT ON Us for Packer AND GO TO Games! BATTLE!! Sunday Nights SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23rd $4 PITCHERS OF 9:00P.M. $1.00 Miller TACOS Miller Lite $5.00 Pitchers Leinie's Thm 21 Guitar Nuts ALL DOMESTIC kfflamt W &y°git |L^Ha t Trick At The TRACKS 322 W STATE St. Humboldt & Locust 225-2552 By Brian Huber For more information, please call days through October. Admis Killmen and Feck, Unicorn, 300 8:30 p.m. 744-6088. sion: $6 adults, $5 kids 12 and W. Juneau Ave., 10:30 p.m. College Night at Club Com HEY GANG!! Once again, under. Greg Koch & the Tone Con edy, featuring comedy and the there are lots of neat tidbits of Milwaukee Public Museum, trols, Up & Under, 10 p.m. "Bladder Bust," 9 p.m. recreation given unto you to do 800 W.Wells St Don Linke Trio, Estate, 9:30 with what you will. What follows The MPM is again offering Saturday, Oct 23 p.m. is a special edition ofthe UWM "Fright Flicks in the Nickel Fish Motif, Globe, 10 p.m. Post Calendar, with an expanded odeon," from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Psychedelicasi, Bradford NmVANA, MECCA Arena, Haunted House/Halloween activ starting Oct. 23. In addition, Beach Club, 10 p.m. call 271-4000 for more info. ity section. Enjoy! Now for a "Myth and Legend" tours will be SODA, with Enormous Ri Open Stage, with The David, peek at the week of Oct. 21-27: conducted hourly, examining chard, Brett's, 10 p.m. Quarters, 10 p.m. burial practices, shrunken heads Kojo, Bunker's Mainstreet, Iris Dement, Shank Hall, 8 and the like from cultures around 8031W. Greenfield Ave., 10 p.m. p.m. the world. Finally, on Oct. 30 and John Schneider & Orches "Fat Tuesday" at 31, children can trick or treat the tra, Cafe Melange, 8:30 p.m. Stockholder's, featuring Greg Streets of Old Milwaukee from Thursday, Oct 21 Spanglemakers CD Release Koch & the Tone Controls, 10 noon to 3 p.m. For more informa La Chazz, Cafe Melange, 720 party, Celebrity Club, 10 p.m. p.m. tion, please call 278-2000. N. 3rd St., 9 p.m. Billy Jaye, Club Comedy, 8 Scott McGlasson & friends, Billy Jaye, Club Comedy, 618 and 10 p.m. acoustic blues, Up & Under, 9 Trick or Treat Down N. Broadway, 8:30 p.m. Jazz Elements, Estate. p.m. Northridge Street, Northridge Willy Porter, Celebrity Club, West of everywhere, with Mall. 2203 N. Prospect Ave., 10 p.m. Honey Child, Globe, 10 p.m. Wednesday, Oct 27 94 WKTI/March of Dimes: The 12th Annual "Trick or The Moes, Estate, 2423 N. Harvey Scales & the Seven This year's festivities take place Treat Down Northridge Street" Murray Ave., 9:30 p.m. Sounds, Harpo's, 10 p.m. John the Conqueroo, at the Avalon Theater, 2473 S. takes place Oct. 29 at 5 p.m. fol Alternative Music Night, TEARS FOR FEARS, with Bradford Beach Club, 10 p.m. Kinnickinnic Ave., where lowed by magician Rick Wilcox Globe, 2028 E. North Ave., 10 Jellyfish, Riverside Theater, 116 Pat McCurdy, Celebrity "Morticia's Lobby" will be set at 7 p.m. The festivities continue p.m. W. Wisconsin Ave. Call224-3000 Club, 10 p.m. up, with "The Little Prop Shop of Oct. 30, when Wilcox performs Jimmy Sqarefoot, Harpo's, for more info. John Manfrellotti, Club Horrors," which features actual at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. 1339 E.Brady St., 10 p.m. Great Big Atom Smasher, Comedy, 8:30 p.m. props from horror films through- Wet Dog, Quarters, 900 E. Shank Hall, 10 p.m. Juli Wood Quartet, Estate, outthe years. The lobby opens 30 Modjeska Theatre, 12th & Center St., 10 p.m. Doc Hammer, Starz, 10 p.m. 9:30 p.m. minutes before the nightly show Mitchell Streets. The Radiators, Shank Hall, Jim Liban Blues Combo, JackGrassel& RickHolmes, ing ofthe nightly "Haunted Film Madame Modjeska's Haunted 1434 N. Farwell Ave., 8 p.m. Steny's, 10 p.m. Kalt's, 2856 N. Oakland Ave., 9 Festival." For more information, Theater of Terror runs Oct. 21 -24 Modern Art, Starz, 4688 S. Greg Koch & the Tone Con p.m. please call 778-3500. Dates and and 26-31. Hours: Tuesdays 108th St., 10 p.m. trols, Stockholder's, 10 p.m. Tim Buckley's Open Stage, times are as follows. through Thursdays and Sundays, Blue Torpedos Jam, Steny' s, Atomic Angel and Slightly Quarters, 9 p.m. Oct. 21: The Maze (3-D), 6:30 7-10 p.m.; Fridays and Saturdays, 800 S. 2nd St., 10 p.m. Sybil, T.A. Vern's, 9:30 p.m. Sidestreet, West Allis Ath p.m. 7-11 p.m. In addition, David Atomic Angel, T.A. Vern's, Double Cross, Tumble Inn, letic Club, 1939 S. 108th St., 7:30 The Shining, 8:30 p.m. Seebach's'lllusionsIntheNight" 5104 N. Lover's Lane Rd., 9:30 9:30 p.m. p.m. Oct. 22: The Illustrated Man, acelebrationofHalloweenmagic, p.m. F.S. Camels, with Balloon 6:30 p.m. takes place Oct. 22-24 and 29 at 8 "Guitar Nuts," featuring Greg Guy, in an all-ages show at 6 The Howling, 8:30 p.m. p.m. and Oct. 30 2 and 8 p.m. For Koch and Chris Hanson, Tama p.m., followed by a regular show Hellraiser, 10:30 p.m. more info, please call 383-9580. rack, 322 W. State St., 10 p.m. at 10 p.m. Oct. 23: Daffy Duck & the Acoustic Blues on National Honor Among Thieves, Up Quack Busters, 2 p.m. Theatre on KK, 2685 S. Steel Guitars, Up & Under, 1216 & Under, 10 p.m. The Fly (with Vincent Kinnickinnic Ave. E. Brady St., 9 p.m. Price), 6:30 p.m. Haunted Shakespeare is a Sunday, Oct 24 Creepshow, 8:30 p.m. collection of works by the bald Friday, Oct 22 The Howling, 10:30 p.m. bard that somehow incorporates VIP Jam Session, Estate, 9 Oct. 24: Daffy Duck & the death, ghouls, witches and the Big Bang, Bradford Beach p.m. Thursday, Oct. 21 Quack Busters, 2 p.m. like. I wonder if they'll show his Club, 2012 E. North Ave., 10 Lazy Vegas, with Well, Witches, 6:30 p.m. wife? (You can't libel a dead per p.m. Globe, 10 p.m. Film Series: The Punk Rock Aliens, 8:30 p.m. son) Performances are scheduled Marlee MacLeod, with Liv The Has Beens of Rock, Thursday series continues at 7 Oct. 25: Beetlejuice, 6:30 p.m. Oct. 22-24. Call 744-8866 for & the Ramblers, Brett's, 1501 Harpo's, 10 p.m. p.m. tonight, with a showing of Oct. 26: The Maze (3-D), 6:30 more information. N. Jackson St., 10 p.m. Open Stage, Quarters, 9 p.m. Hippy Porn, a film featuring the p.m. Mrs. Fun, Cafe Melange, 9:30 Complainers Blues Jam, Up sounds of Superchunk, Unrest Oct. 27: TheFly(v/ith Vincent Haunted Hotel, Rainbow p.m. & Under, 9 p.m. and more. For more info, call Price), 6:30 p.m. Springs, Mukwonago. Bony Fingers, Celebrity Club, 229-6971. A beer tent and entertainment 10 p.m. Monday, Oct 25 St. Francis Jaycees/93 have been added to this attraction Billy Jaye, Club Comedy, 8 Saturday, Oct. 23 WQFM, 2538 E. Norwich Ave. this year, supposedly takingplace and 10 p.m. Window Works Unplugged, Open 7 p.m. - midnight Oct. inside a hotel that never opened. Luis Diaz Quintet, Estate, Bradford Beach Club, 10 pjn. Film Series: Two films ex 22, 23, 29 and 30; 7 to 11 p.m. Hours are 6-12 p.m. Fridays and 9:30 p.m. Poets Monday, Cafe Melange. amine the media coverage and Oct. 28 and 31. Admission: $4. Saturdays, and 4-10 p.m. Sun- Happytown, Globe, 10 pm. All poets are welcome after 8:30 public perception of the 1992 Illegal Smile, Harpo's, 10p.m. p.m. L.A. Riots. Of Rebellion! is Mona Lisa Overdrive, Quar Bruce Hazel & friends, shown at 7 p.m. tonight in the ters, 10 p.m. Globe, 10 pm. Union Cinema. Admission is O0.omo& tyhup Adrian Belew, with Dave Mark Truesdell & the free and the public is encour Pizza--> The IWM Men's Soccer: Kickers now 3 - 0 in MCC By Rob Peterson were without the services of senior kk co-captain Don Gramenz, who ac Who kicked the extra point? It was an emphatic victory, cumulated his fifth yellow card of In the final game of their seven- the season last Friday against Ak which hopefully will set the ron. Junior midfielder Steve Grimm game road trip, the University of tone for the rest of our Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's soc did not play after receiving two cer team took out its frustrations by league games. yellow cards in the Akron contest. pummeling Valparaiso, 7-0, Sun -Brian Tompkins, UWM Junior goalkeeper Dominic Vacca day in a Mid-Continent Confer Men's Soccer Coach started in the place of sophomore ence contest in Valparaiso, Ind. goalkeeper Paul Royal, who was out due to a sore knee. UWM improved to 8-4-2 on the •M season and solidified its position in know what it's like to sleep in my "Obviously it's a good road vic first place, going to 3-0-0 in MCC own bed on a Thursday night." tory, especially playing without two play. Valparaiso dropped to 2-10 So far, conference play has af key players," Tompkins said. "It on the season and 0-1-0 in MCC forded Tompkins and the Panthers was an emphatic victory, which play. nothing but sweet dreams. The Pan hopefully will set the tone for the As for the road trip, the Panthers thers have outscored their oppo rest of our league games." broke even with a 3-3-1 record. nents 17-3,14 of which have come Setting the tone Sunday was The Panthers return to En on the road. Also, UWM has five UWM's "Tone," senior co-captain gelmann Field Friday with a 2 p.m. games remaining on the confer Tony Sanneh. Sanneh fired off game against Quincy. UWM's last ence slate, three of which occur seven shots on goal, three of which home contest before the road trip within the friendly confines of En hit nothing but the back ofthe net. was Sept. 24 against Wisconsin. gelmann Field. Sanneh's hat trick was his second ofthe season and third of his career. "We're looking forward to play Playing without three regulars, UWM forward Trevor Sisk battles a Wisconsin defender ing at Engelmann (Field)," UWM UWM's victory Sunday was a fine during an earlier match at Engelmann Field. coach Brian Tompkins said. "I don't way to end a road trip. The Panthers MCC CONTINUED ON 9 • Women's Soccer: Panthers' loss to Northern Illinois eerily familiar By Steve Zimmerman Huskies defender Jennifer Berg who remained at the six win plateau out," Moynihan said. "It's not that tain Barb Endes for leaving her knocked in the first of her two goals for the second straight week. UWM the people in there aren't doing a field position and adopting the goal Six victories. on a 10-yard header from the center lost their fifthgam e in a row and are good job, it's just tough to build keepers positions, after starter Abby After finishing with six wins ofthe goal at the 25:41 mark. winless in their past seven games. over a season, there's no rhythm." Waite went down with a knee in last year, and exploding to a fiery 6- After a sluggish opening period According to Moynihan, the Moynihan remains upbeat and jury. 2-1 start in 1993, the smoldering ~ UWM managed only four shots winless streak is affecting the team. confident in her young, but inexpe "She's doing a good job," embers fromtha t fast start are cool on goal ~ the Panthers went into "The players are getting a little rienced squad. ing due to recent losses. halftime knotted at 1-1. down, to say the least," Moynihan Moynihan credits senior tri-cap LOSS CONTINUED ON 12 • The mid-season offensive Berg struck again at the 67:08 said. "They arenottaking it easily." struggles from the University of mark, catching an assist from One of the biggest reasons for Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's midfielder Carrie Leighty for the the struggle is lack of scoring. Dur soccer team continued on Sunday, goal, seven yards fromcenter . ing the seven-game slump, the Pan •IHIViilW as they fell on the road to the North "(NIU) played hard against us," thers have been outscored 24-6, ern Illinois Huskies, 2-1. UWM coach Susan Moynihan said. including three shutouts. ADVENTURE WINTER RATES Before a small Huskie Field "Their goalie did a nice job." Sunday, the Panthers outshot crowd of 151 people, the Panthers The physical Huskies tallied 28 NIU 17-15, but the shots weren't STATIC LINE PROGRAM again jumped out to an early lead, fouls against the Panthers, fre falling for them, as two of the at as they did last Saturday against quently disrupting UWM's rhythm. tempts hit the goalpost. Creighton. Leading scorer Betsy "It was a little bit rough," Another reason for the lack of $60.50 IX INCL Ribares opened the scoring on an Moynihan said. "(The officials) scoring may be the lack of consis early penalty kick at the 13 minute, called it really tight and a lot of out tency on the team. This can be Per Person (non refundable $20.00 deposit) 28 second mark. calls went our way. It was tough to attributed to the inj uries to key start Call or Write for a Ribares has rekindled her early establish a rhythm." ers. free brochure!!! The loss puts UWM at 6-8-2, "We're switching people in and season brilliance and come on tandem Jumping strong the past two games. For the ) rAKAN AUI & AFF Available. season, she has piled up 26 points Available ^y 4028 Rivermoor Rd. on 11 goals and four assists. Omro, WI. 54963 (414) 685-5122 But Ribares' goal would be the 6 miles west of Oshkosh on Hwy. 21 end ofthe scoring for UWM. Midway through the first half, DANIEL DAY-LEWIS MICHELLE PFEIFFER WINONA RYDER UC6NE OF THE GREAT Traditional Rustic Breads LOVE STORIES OF OURTIME." $8.00 2632 N. Downer, MBw. 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Rd. 241'61601 MARCUS Thurs & Fri 8 -7:30 1 ill I Co-sponsored by: UWM UNION & SEAC S "F " /VC UNITED ARTISTS SPRING MALL WEST POINT 2230 N. mFarwll 276-S71 1 Saturday 8 - 3 UII ill If For more information, call SEAC at 229-6522. ^Sty**^ I Page 9 October 21, 1993 The UWM Post Conference/Room for improvement UWM Post/Bikesmiths many seconds between those people in line. You have to CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 make the decision to go and run through the pain." Joel's Picks Bikesmiths' Picks point. We need five athletes to win conference. It was Junior Angie Molter has been the Panthers workhorse nice, but it could be better." this season. Molter finished sixth in the Collegiate with a GREEN &AY& Tampa Bay GREEN BAY® Tampa Bay One of the men's top runners, Kelly Kinas was time of 18:50. Atlanta 9 NEW ORLEANS held out of Friday's meet due to a sprained ankle. "Angie's been holding town the team," Corfeld said. Buffalo 9 N.Y. JETS The UWM women's cross country team met some Also holding her own for the Panthers has been junior BUFFALO 9 N.Y. Jets formidable competition in the Central Collegiate Invi Joette Buening. Cincinnati ® HOUSTON Cincinnati 9 HOUSTON tational, Saturday in Kalamazoo, Mich. The Colle "Joette's been doing great," Corfeld said. "She was in Pittsburgh 9 CLEVELAND Pittsburgh 9 CLEVELAND giate featured some of top talent in the Midwest. the top 15 again." The Panthers finished eighth out ofthe 12 teams Buening finished 15th with a time of 19:23. DETROIT 9 UA. Rama .Detect'* tjt^mm ^A i competing, with 162 points. Miami (Ohio) University "Joette's second was solid," Corfeld said. "She's been new England 9 SEATTLE New England @ SEATTLE .. finished first with 64 points. Western Michigan Uni a great surprise. I would have to be our surprise runner of versity finished second with 99. the year." Phoenix 9 SAM FRAflClSCO Phoenix 9 SAN FRANCISCO "It was really a preview of the district," Corfeld Corfeld believes, that like the men's team, the women's INDIANAPOLIS • Miami Indianapolis 9 MIAMI team needs a strong pack of runners to repeat at the MCC said. "There were a couple of Big Ten schools who Chicago @ MINNESOTA usually do pretty well. All of these teams will be in the Championships. y^yy:/^M;y. ''W:y\-y'y:yMyMy^ district meet." "I think we need a stronger fifth in a big meet like Corfeld noted that in a big meet like the Central conference," Corfeld said. "We have a couple people who "Paul's Picks Stam Collegiate, race tactics change. can do it, like Katie Muffler, Kari Ann (Pedersen) or Tracy ORE* .pa Bay "A person can come in on a long line of runners," Wendricks." Contestants Atlanta 9 HEW ORLEANS Corfeld said. "That person can pass along line of The Mid-Continent Conference Cross Country Cham 1) >ts> . people. If you pass a couple you can move your team pionships will be held Oct. 30 at Valparaiso University in BUFFALO 9 N.Y. Jets 2) Tun Droubay, 30 pts. up a place. You can take off 20 points. "There aren't Valparaiso, Ind. Cincinnati 9 HOUSTON i) *s. PITTSBURGH 9 Cleveland 2) Chad Collins, 50 pts. Men/Sanneh close to record DETROIT 9 L.A. Rams Big Three new England 9 SEATTLE l) BiKe: 2B-J3 Junior Trevor Sisk followed to give the Panthers a 6-0 lead. T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Phoenix @ SAN FRANCISCO at the 11:06 mark, with his sev Sanneh finished the scoring 111-" . . 16- Also Sanneh's three goals gave him enth goal ofthe season, to give with the contest's final goal at Indianapolis 9 MIAMI 3) JoeL 24-17 47 for his career, moving him within UWM a 2-0 advantage. Sanneh the 89:49 mark. CHICAGO 9 Minnesota two of Pete Knezic's all-time Pan scored his second goal of the When the smoke cleared, Projected Wir mers in CAPS ther mark of 49. Sanneh also moved half at 34:53. Sophomore Eric seven Panthers had tallied at DeoMne for entrte six points behind Knezic's all-time Stempinski closed out the first least one point. UWM also mark of 125. half scoring with a goal at the pelted the Valparaiso goal area "Tony seems to be regaining 41:21 mark. with 23 shots. "They had a lot some of his sharpness," Tompkins UWM did not quit in the sec of rain Saturday, so the field said. ond half as Sisk added his sec was drenched," Tompkins said. That sharpness cut the heart ond goal ofthe game and eighth "It made it tough for us, but I'm out of Valparaiso early as ofthe season at the 75:50 mark. pleased with how we were able Sanneh tallied his first goal at A minute later, freshman Kevin to adjust." the 3 minute, 22 second mark. Deck converted a penalty kick UW Board of Regent* Paul McCartney concert Steve Antrim offered raise tuition by largest a complete failure a* Marquette coaching margin yet - a 10.1 per- mound system at County fob but declines, calling cant Increase over last Stadium fail*. (Page S) program a complete year. (Page 3) mams. (Page 8) The UWM Post Tuesday, June 15, 1993 Established 1956 Volume 37, Number 56 Post writer wonders "If I were King.. II And then it happened. would share in his enthusiasm for his with his foolish thinking any more." may have something to say about it," A lazy pop fly was placed per ball field. In a show of appreciation, the Bud said. "They don't want salaries to fectly between me and the left-center "No expenses were spared in munchkins, pardon me, the baseball stop going up, but we agree." A disclaimer for our most loyal fielder. I broke late. He lunged. I lunged. building this stadium. No state or local owners appointed metheir commissioner After that ideological ground ball and patient readers: Mine was a damn fine lunge. taxes were used to build it. It went from for a day. with eyes, I suggested a commissioner This story, as true Neither of us said, "I got it!" the drawing board to physical reality Soon, I was adorned with a robe would not have let the San Diego Padres may seem, may be mere^ But, boy did I get it. His gloved hand hit within four years." made from the pennants of every team, have a fire sale of their best and highest coincidence. In an me right between the eyes. I was out He saw the look of disbelief on golden spikes and a regal baseball cap paid players. I ordered the Padres who happening, one of o^ cold. my face and continued. encrusted with, what else, diamonds. were on the original spring training anointed the gra£ Supposedly, I was unconscious "You have done us a great ser "You have four chances to make roster back to San Diego. *poo baseball a better game than it is now," the czar of the America: for hours. The doctor said so. Yet, like vice," Bud claimed. "Oooh. Line out to the short Bud said. "Start at home plate. Come up was only for a day. Ho\ Dorothy being blown to Oz or Peggy "What have I done?" I queried. stop," Bud said. "The Padres needed to with a solution 21 of the 28 of us can show they were in trouble." wield his power? Read < Sue getting married, I was transferred to "You have killed the wicked agree with and you may advance to the Then I offered an easy one. I Anyone trying to piece another place. I was in a bullpen car. I witch of the American League East," next base. If you fail three times, we will thought Marge Schott, also known as gether in order to find c couldn't steer. It felt like I had driven off Bud said, pointing to the front end ofthe take the princely robes from you and the wicked witch ofthe National League fib or £ac2—rmrH lurli- a cliff, »orjiaci- bullpen car. send you the way of Pete Rose." West, should be banned completely from I was nervous in my first major Riverfront Stadium for making racial eague appearance at the plate. After all, slurs about ballplayers. hey couldn't agree on the designated "You knew that one was easv." Insert your name here . flitter. 1 suggested that Vince Coleman Bud said. 1 was now at thud. be suspended for the rest of the season Then I went out on a limb and for throwing an M-80, a quarter of a suggested the Dodgers move back to Call the UWM Post at stick of dynamite at a crowd of fans. It Brooklyn. An easy out. was bad publicity for the game to have The scoreboard read man on Coleman continue to play while he seri third, two outs. 229-4578 and get valuable ously injured fans. Then I said, quickly and not too "Good, a sharp single through confidently: "Free agency after four writing experience. he right side," Bud said. "Advance to years; arbitration is eliminated." first." "Hmm. Wait a moment," Bud 1 then suggested a salary cap, said as he conferred with the owners. much like the NBA to make the majors "Nope, sorry. Free agency be 'more competitive and balanced. Teams fore five years is too soon." like Pittsburgh and Milwaukee were Oh. my head was swimming in dium," he stated. "Do you like it?" I was stranded on third, not to move his team out of Yankee Stadium. losing too many big name stars. baseball contradictions and conundrums. He kept on talking, knowing I make it home. From what I hear, there's Thanks to you we won't have to deal "Good idea. The Players Union Page 10 X October 21. 1993 The UWM n>nTFcr>iTii3iArLS» Playing with lire In one ofthe biggest scandals to rock television in recent memory, two cartoon figures have been all but indicted as accomplices to murder in the first degree. Beavis and Butt-head, the two sofa-surfing, black shirt-wearing, moshing teens from MTV have come under great scrutiny lately. Among other things, the pair are pyromaniacs, chanting "Fire! Fire! Fire!" several times through various episodes. Apart from "chicks in tight shorts," one neces sary ingredient to an excellent rock video is explosions en masse. Recently, a 5-year-old in Ohio accidentally set fire to his home, killing his sleeping three-year-old sister in the process. An avalanche of negative publicity soon followed and in no time, MTV caved in. In an official response, MTV promised that "we will, of course, be re examining issues regarding 'Beavis and Butt-head.' " Shortly thereafter, MTV announced that the program would no longer feature such a promi nent fascination with fire. Most recently, the show's time slot is being changed to a later time to dissuade younger viewers. These spineless actions on the part ofthe cable channel should come as no surprise. After a decade-plus of censoring videos deemed risque, it is little wonder that MTV threw in the towel at the first inklings of negative publicity. "Beavis and Butt-head" was not created with the youngsters in mind. They are parodies ofthe "average MTV viewer," according to Mike Judge, the show's creator, in a recent issue of Rolling Stone. Yes, much ofthe pair's commentary during videos is inane at best, but that is partly where the appeal lies. The show is geared to teens and young adults, millions of whom have tuned into the show, making it a hit in less than six months. In addition, where was the supervision ofthe child? In news coverage BACK IN THE CLOSET ofthe controversy, little mention is made ofthe child's previous history I tampering with combustibles. The mother apparently caught the child WHERE YOU BELONG ! playing with matches before but whatever punishment was given obvi ously wasn't enough. Did she ever think to put all matches, lighters, etc. out ofthe kid's reach? No. Instead, she took the easy way out and blamed a television show that her child loved to watch. Perspective One other point that needs to be considered: television violence in general. This has been a hot topic as of late, and little mention has been made of cartoons in general. Why? Because censuring cartoon violence Animals not necessary for lab would ultimately put Popeye and cartoons by Disney and Warner Brothers, long considered classics, out in the cold. Not to mention the ever-increasing By Jonathon Balcombe biology labs, I mad sure my students gave thought to slew of afternoon dailies: G.I. Joe, Thunder Cats, etc. these matters and decided for themselves whether they Granted, what happened was a tragedy. Our sympathy goes out to the I will always remember the small, dead, black and would dissect. Many of them wouldn't. They had to families involved in this affair. But this tragedy could easily have been pink, squint-eyed piglet I purchased in a see-through submit a statement to the course coordinator explain avoided. The responsibility, however, does not rest with MTV or any other plastic pouch for $9 from a shelf at the back of the ing their objection to the exercise and they had to media outlet. It lies solely on the shoulders ofthe parents. campus bookstore. I remember tying the four tiny attend classes and take the exam like all the other Beavis and Butt-head exonerated? Now that would be cool. cloven hooves to the edge ofthe dissection tray with students. But they didn't buy a pig, they didn't dissect rubber bands and the animal lying there prostrate, and they did well on the exam. splay-legged, tongue protruding. I remember the first If you are to take a course in which animals will be incision down the chest and belly, the soft skin harmed, you, too, needn't harm animals. As a student, Letter splitting open. you are entitled to an education that isn't adverse to My pig was just one of hundreds of thousands of your sincere beliefs and there are many ways to learn animals killed that year for use in college dissections. animal structure and function that don't involve the Missing the point This year will be no different. New shipments of cats termination of an animal's life. Today, there is an from the shelters and the streets, dogfish from the gill abundance of computer programs, videodiscs, models, To the editor: nets and fetal pigs from the slaughterhouse will arrive self-study modules, charts and manuals to help you The review of Black 47's cd Fire of Freedom by Ami Blachowiak in for the general biology or the comparative anatomy learn without harming any animals. Non-invasive field your Oct. 7 issue left much to be desired. Usually half-witted reviews are courses. Dissecting trays will be pulled out of cup study is another excellent "alternative" to many tradi best ignored, but in this case your reviewer was woefully unqualified and boards and slithery, gray, lifeless bodies will be plunked tional exercises. Moreover, a growing number of pub her attendant remarks (which I can only hope are due to her inexperience), onto them. Sometime this spring or fall, the smell of lished reports are revealing that students learn anatomy, are insensitive to the point of being offensive. formaldehyde will permeate the biology halls as the and other biology lessons, equally or better using The New York based Black 47 is a welcome addition to Celtic Rock. annual ritual of dissection is once again carried out. alternatives than they do by dissecting animals or Their approach is new, their sound a cultural blend of different styles and In the physiology labs, too, life will be taken from harming them in other ways. And as more and more their revolutionary politics are revealed in a passionate approach that marks sentient creatures while students look on with mixed students are saying "no" to harming animals in their a departure from the blandness of most rock lyrics. Yet Ms. Blachowiak emotions. Pithing probes and circular saws will invade schooling, the availability of alternatives and the num finds nothing in this music. She blathers on about certain referential the bodies of frogs and turtles so that their still-living ber of dissection choice policies are rising steadily. obscurities, criticizes Larry Kirwin's voice and makes some ludicrous body parts can be watched and manipulated. Once But it is only by speaking out — politely, but firmly comparisons. again, animals will be made lifeless, both literally and ~ that you will make a difference. Change comes not The County Wexford born Kirwin has been around the music scene here symbolically ~ educational resources used, then dis from quiet acquiescence to dubious practices; it comes and in Ireland for a long time now. His association with avant-garde rock carded. about when those practices are questioned and chal musicians like Pierce Turner and the group The Major Thinkers is obvious I also remember asking myself if all this is OK. lenged. As your college experience unfolds, you can in his music. (He is also a noted playwright who has had five critically Should an animal die so that I can see exactly how a wander through it as one would an art gallery or you acclaimed plays produced off-Broadway in the past several years). pancreas connects to a small intestine? Does my edu can participate actively in it. I recommend the latter Blachowiak's criticism of his voice is reminiscent of those a generation cation justify the gassing of a stray or abandoned cat, option. Invest in it with your conscience as well as your earlier who attacked Bob Dylan's vocal style. the "harvesting" of wild frogs or the exsanguination mind. If you believe it's time for a change in how Her comparison ofthe song "Living in America" with a song by Styx (bleeding out) of a pregnant mother pig? Will this animals fit into college education, do your part to bring is laughable and is just one example of how unqualified she was to do a exercise foster respect for the environment in my that change about. review of this album. (The tune is taken from "The Foggy Dew," an old generation of policy-makers? Is it possible to affirm Dr. Jonathan Balcombe is a biologist and assistant Irish traditional song, just one of several on the album). There is a certain life while extinguishing it? I eventually answered director for education with The Human Society on the "no." United States. LETTER CONTINUED ON 12 • By the time I was a graduate student teaching In the Public Interest since 1956 Contributing Writers and Editor in Chief - Jaci Gardell Photogtraphers - Jim Slosiarek, Bret Managing Editor - Jerry C. Smith Holmes, Karen Rasmussen, Joel News Editor - Chad Sirovina Grant, Steve Zimmerman, Novak THE UWM POST Asst. 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Summerly Birdsall, a freshman GENTLEMEN who attended a small private high assimilating to college life? A large "It's a good place to get your ELEKTRA school and art school decided for number of students referred to those mind off things," Somerville said. tireless souls, the housefellows. her, the best part of life at UWM is With the many highs and lows Listen, and hear buzzing of insects — not grasshoppers but real Indiana They are the people who chaparone the variety of people she meets. of freshman life, do these students Jones and the Temple of Doom bugs. It's a hell of an intro for Gentlemen, the dorms. plan to return? Most said yes, but "There is great diversity in the the Afghan Whigs latest release on Elektra.This album is a ride on the some plan to continue at other UW student population," Birdsall said. "Our housefellow is our sav benzedrine train. ior!" McKean and Zaren both schools. Sommerville wants to As positive as she sounded about This album doesn't flinch, doesn't apologize. It stares down the agreed. transfer to Madison because his freshman life at UWM, she summed listener, taunting, daring, then standing up and screaming. friends go there. Birdsall will Gentlemen kicks off with "If I were going," a sad seductive tune that be back but says a smaller slithers with its teeth clenched. "Gentlemen," the title track, creates a mad school which is more personal scientist love affair from remnants of blues and jazz. Letter/Poor review and gives closer attention to its students would be nice. "Be Sweet" highlights the heavy dichotomy between love and sex. "Debonair" is the unrepentant confession of a man who is • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 10 47, their recent appearances on As the semester drags on and Letterman, Leno, O'Brien and In anything but. The empathy-inducing music of "What Jail Is Like" the work piles up, freshmen plays up the theme of a sneering scream for freedom. cultural border that Blachowiak Concert, ensure a bright future for should remember they are not "I Keep Coming Back" features smoky barroom vocals invok cannot or is not willing to cross. the group and for their audience. As alone. According to the Office ing the spirit of the late great Janis Joplin. "Brother Woodrow/ The lyrics, as well as the music, is for your reviewer, I suggest she of Institutional Research at Closing Prayer" is a strictly reverent instrumental that induces the steeped in a rich cultural history finds some music that makes her UWM, there are 1,930 other sensation that your head is too heavy to raise to heaven. which is blended into a hybrid of feel good, music that doesn't force new freshmen going through the There you have it, now put the paper down and go buy this contemporary and ancient tradi her to look beyond her own cultural same problems, experiencing album. tions, as well as the politics of colo perspective. the same joys and looking for nial oppression. For Blachowiak to Sincerely, ward to Christmas vacation just GRADE :A+ call this unintelligent betrays her J. Gahagan as much. By Laura Lindquist own ignorance or prejudice. She writes that the band is guilty of including too many personal refer ences, yet to any informed Irish- American or Irish person, the refer ences are all too clear. Maybe if B lacho wiak would look bey ond the bland music and history of her own WASP-based culture, she might be acquainted with names like James Connolly or Christy Moore. The most offensive insult this reviewer makes is when she writes that the song "Black 47" "makes you want to cover your ears." It certainly made me want to cover my ears, but for much different reasons than Blachowiak. The song, as well as the group's name, refers to the Irish holocaust, the starva tion of 1847, which resulted in over 2 million deaths and which was tolerated, if not encouraged, by the English colonial government. Most Irish historians, including even the new revisionists, saw this atrocity as a deliberate and ongoing policy of genocide and Kirwin's song re flects this. Maybe Blachowiak should uncover her ears and be forced to listen to these lyrics. Geno- .cide is not pretty, nor are the death screams that preface the song. I would suggest that the next time the Post assigns a recording that is not in the Anglo-American pop music tradition (re. "Styx"), they give it to a reviewer who will at least make an effort to under stand the cultural and political back ground ofthe group. As for Black Women/ Loss very familiar T CONTINUED FROM PAGE o Moynihan said. "She came up with saves that kept us in the game." UWM has only three games re maining in the season to reach the .500 mark, one of their goals for the season. It would be the Panthers' first winning season at Division I level. Next for the Panthers is Loyola (111.) University, Saturday in Chi cago, 111. Last year, the Panthers pounded Loyola, 8-0, as Ribares scored a career-best four goals in the game. Sunday, the Panthers play Xavier (Ohio) University in Cin cinnati, Ohio.