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After six weeks of debate, the Student Senate put an end to the first u institutional bill proposing to restructure the Senate. "1 am truly saddened that we were not able to improve our repre- sentative process, but 1 am encour- aged by the majority of Senators that did vote in favor of the changes," senior wnrtOf Ricardo Pineres said; Students give Biloxi residents "We had an open and productive di'luti- .UKI even though the bill fell a few votes shy of passage. I believe that the seed has been planted for true reforms within the SGA." assistance to be thankful for Many senators expressed very strong opinions on the restruc- turing of the senate and tried very hard to urge others to vote in their direction "I was not in favor of the senate restructuring bill because I do not see how cutting back the number of voting senators, whose sole role is to represent their fellow JMU stu- Jinis would be helpful in increas- ing, the efficiency of .in organization that was created to support the student body," sophomore senator Robert Burden said. Senator Geary Cox proposed an amendment to the bill. The amendment proposed to establish a committee to look at the new system and determine whether it WM not working. "Due to the majority of votes in favor of the Reconstruction Act I believe that MOM form ot this Elan will resurface in the future," ifteres said. "Senators are begin- ning to see the need for change amongst our system for apportion- ph»to. MHMQ .•/miujpnFJUNOrt ing seats, and 1 believe thai the time Top Rl*ht: Beth Kennedy and Courtney Perrlna tike away traahad object! Top Middle: Undaay Sawyer, Lara Aba), Jllllan Traacy and Andrea Nlnaf wo* to will come shortly where a change clean up. Top Right: The Are and hurricane ravaged house In Blloxl. Bottom: Kennedy removes datnanged Hems from one of the house's destroyed rooms. for the better will be enacted." A second constitutional bill was duciUMd at the meeting. The bill JMU faculty and students skip Thanksgiving, travel to Biloxi where aid still needed proposing to allow graduate stu- dents to join the Senate was passed BY DREW I I IT regretted making the decision to spend Thanksgiving as transportation and food. m ,i counting vote- NEW! WITOR weekend in Biloxi. "How many college students have The original trip planned to visit Alabama, but "For more than 30 years, grad- the opportunity to take a like this with their peers? that was changed to Biloxi, a city that desperately uate students at JMU have not A chartered JMU bus departed from Godwin Hall It's a life experience that words can't do justice," needed help. been represented in the SGA, yet early in the morning on Nov. 20, filled with 56 anx- Goodman said. While in Biloxi, the students helped by gutting a portion of the graduate student ious passengers, all who were about to spend their The idea for the trip came soon after the storm houses. They cleared everything from inside nouses tecs jre included in the annu- Thanksgiving Break helping those in need in the hur- hit, and part of the challenge was to move quickly and removed the entire structure, leaving only the al SGA budget," freshman class ricane-ravaged city of Biloxi. Miss in order to get all the logistics worked out, said foundation. The hope is that one day the homes will president Fred Rose said. "It was litty students, three faculty members and three Lorelei Esbenshade, associate director of the Office of be able to be reconstructed. quite simply 'taxation without statf members made the 15-hour drive to East Biloxi, Community Service-I-eaming. Group organizers used Throughout the trip, volunteers kept in touch with representation.'" the stretch of waterfront property lying on the Gulf the National Relief Network, an organization that those back home bv way of a Web site created by vol- Rose submitted the bill with of Mexico, which was one of the area hit hardest by helps organize service trips, to recruit students. unteer Chris Babb. It allowed both volunteers to record senator junior Teddy McNab. Hurricane Kalrina. In order to decide which students could go. a lottery what was happening and allow others at home to offer "This bill intends to promote Graduate student Leah Goodman was enthusiastic system was devised, randomly selecting interested unity throughout our campus, to join the trip as one of the student leaders, and never students who paid $325 to cover travel expenses such see BILOXI, page 1 something that has been lacking tor fiftv-plus years," McNab said. I he inclusion of this bill will make it possible for graduate student's voices to be heard. This bill, as well as amend- CISAT loses 'visionary' associate dean ments proposed for the bill, caused much debate. Three amend- ments to the bill were submitted. ■Y KATIE O'DOWD by her colleagues. style charactenzed by careful analyst* AIDS Network. She also worked with The fust amendment proposed to SENIOR WRITER Jerry Benson. of potential courses of action and their the Harrisonburg-Rockingham Office allow graduate students to join the CISAT dean, said, implication^. on Children and Youth, the Blue Ridge executive council as well as the CISAT associate dean and nursing "In any university Benson said the UHHS in particular Area Health Education Center Board undergrads. This amendment pro- professor Vid.i I Huber died sudden community, it is probably best represented Huber's and the Healthy Community Council. posed by Pineres did not pass. ly on Sun.. Nov. 20 of an mtr.ui.im.il really impossible professional beliefs and values. "She Her dedication to the community earned I Ins amendment brought up hemorrhage at University of Virginia to find a person turned hei work into a 'platform her the James Madison University much debate as many senators Medical Center in Charlottesville. that is universally for caring' about JML and the Citizenship Award in 2002. did not feel that allowing gradu- Huber came to JMU on July 1. 1968 respected, trusted community,",she said. A visitation was held on Tues., Nov. ate students to s,rve on the execu- as the head of the nursing deptartment, and valued." 'The IIII1HS1 started aut as a vision 22 at Kyger Funeral Home. It was tive council would truly be rep- and became CISAT intenm associate "1 believe held by Vida, but through her hard work Mlowed by funeral services on Nov. resentative to the student body. dean on July I, 1999. Shortly after in the Huber among jnd dedication and the work of others," 23 at 'Weavers Mennonite Church in However, many other senators fall of 2001, Huber was appointed as [Huber's] many she said I he Institute is now a vision Harnsonburg. felt it was truly the fairest way to CISAT associate dean. accomplishments, that we must all hold up to others, to Benson said, "It struck me that allow graduate students to take While teaching at JMU, she also being such a person was one of her never forget nor underestimate the the diversity of individuals at |the part in the Senate. was the director of the Institute lor greatest. She touched so many lives power of caring, the power of one's own visitation) was a vivid example of the "By not allowing graduate Innovation in Health and Human across all divisions and all stations of ideas and the power of what we can tapestry | Huber] has woven thmugh her students to sit or vote upon the Services and served as the head of the university." accomplish working together' work to engage a caring community of Executive Council, we an' i rast Eastern Mennonite University's nursing Fellow CISAT associate dean In addition to her work at JMU, Huber colleagues, friends, faculty and students inga constitutional dichotomy that department for 17 years. Sharon Lovell said, "As associate dean, served on the boards of Harrisonburg- in service to those of our community endangers the very nature of tnie Huber was described as a visionary |Huber| demonstrated a leadership Rockingham Eree Clinic and the \,illev who are in the greatest need." representation that we are attempt- ing to give to graduate students," Pineres laid The second amendment proposed to make an ad hoc Buses receive upgrade committee to change SGA elections policy t<> a.commodate for the ■Y RA( HANA Dixir cameras may serve as a deterrent for process nl electing graduate N8M IIHTOR reckless behavior. Smith pointed out students I Ins .imendment passed. that in the pas! month, espei lallv on the I he third .imendment propos- The Harnsonburg Department of weekend night shuttles, students have ing to change the day the bill took I r.msportation is planning to install been increasingly disrespectful to bus eidvt passed. The bill will begin to cameras on all transit buses to provide drivers in addition to participating in lake effect on May 6, 2006. aid for security purposes and assist m inappropriate behavior. Camera footage The Student Sen.ite .ilso passed enforcing public transportation rules. would only be reviewed if there was a a contingency bill from the Double Two cameras will be installed on need for it. Smith said. Reed club. The bill alltKatcd $2,000 current transit buses starting in the next An educational program was to help pay for the organization's ihfN months, and all new buses pur- attempted about three weeks ago, by Double Reed Day and the guest art- chased will have them automatically displaying public transportation rules ist who will be at the e\cnt Installed. HDPT director Reggie Smith on the buses. "Everyone felt an educa- The student senate also passed said the monev to install the cameras is tion pmgram was better," Smith said. a resolution bill to investigate aiming fn>m a federal grant. In addition Ihe increase in broken rules may the moving <•' ashtrays 30 feet to the grant, JMU has decided to partici- be related to the unusually warm fail from the mam entrances to majoi pate by giving HDPT roughly $20,000. season. 'This fall I think it was warmer campus buildings. This would Smith said. "It's there tor security." later and we also had more freshmen," LAl'RA HI KiHKS contributing phumxrapher include academic buildings as Although HPDI is not trying to dis With funds from both JMU and a federal grant, the Harrison burg Department well .is residence halls. courage students from nding the buses. m BUSES, page 3 of Transportation will be Installing cameras on all transit buses.

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•Y JACKIE COU maintained and clean, and the lake needed some help." CONTNBUTJNC vaunt She added, "For the pant two years 1 have wanted to organize something that would bring awareness to the A group of JMU student volunteers will be participat- JMU community so that we could all work together to ing in Newman Lake Clean-Up Day on Dec. 3, in order to keep our beautiful lake clean. If we all do a little, a lot remove trash and restore cleanliness to the lake. will get done." Senior Rebecca Pope, who is In regards to advising Pope't organizing the event as a part of a proji.t, Imani said, "What got sociology independent study, will be me involved was first my general among the student volunteers collect- IntUMt in the environment." ing trash along the banks of the lake 'The second factor WM MM and down the waterway by Godwin Pope't incredible enthusiasm for parking lot. this prefect which, if you know Pope said, "My idea to do a lake her personally, would engulf the cleanup day started when I took Dr. most curmudgeon of individuals Imani's Sociology of the Community to get up and take a step in the class this past summer. Whm In- nght direction," Imani added. asked us to create a community activ- Pope also has to create an ism or awareness project, 1 thought that this would be fxhibil lhat will be on display for the next two to three something that would really have an impact." weeks in the entrance of Carrier Library. The exhibit will Pope's interest in Newman Lake began during her show Newman Lake's history. photos by JUAN BIAIET/cortintmlinit phim^rapfurr sophomore year when she lived in Chandler Hall. She The cleanup will begin Saturday at 2 p.m. and the said, "I would spend time by the lake reading or dobMj group will be meeting in the parking garage next to Above: Senior Rebecca Pope next to the Newman Lake history exhibit at Canter homework. I noticed that the rest of campus was well the lake. Library. Left: Trash stts on the of Newman Lake.

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BY At IISON GOSSETT cumstances of the crime. STAff WlWE.lt "Any time that someone loses a life, it's a shame," Boshart said. "It is espe- On Nov. 23 a woman was shot and killed while driving by her estranged hus- band, who killed himself soon after. The incident occurred at approximately Initially we thought is was 10 a.m. at the comer of West Washington Street and Jefferson Street in Harrisonburg. an accident until we walked The victim, Evelyn Marie Dove, 34, a outside and someone told us resident of Fulks Run, suffered a gunshot wound to the head while in her van waiting someone had been shot. for a train to pass. She was airlifted to the University of Virginia Medical Center where -Denise Smith she died the same day. She was allegedly Witness shot by lames Edward Dove Jr., 47. photos b> EVIN SHOAP/irnur photographer Dove was found 15 minutes later in Left: World AIDS Day began In 1988 to provide edu- Bridgewater on a construction site with dally upsetting because it was around cation and fight prejudice. Campus wide events will what appeared to be a self-inflicted gun- the holiday season and was considered a be held from Nov. 28 to Dec. 1. Above: Grad student shot wound to the head. He was taken off domestic incident." Rebecca Shlfflett adorns an World AIDS Day ribbon, life support at the U.Va. Medical Center Michael Smith, owner of | ji K put on by senior Jenny Reed. Friday and died Friday night. Collision, the auto shop at the intersection, When police arrived, personal items rushed to help the victim. were strewn about the road and traffic The owner's wife, Denise Smith, is still was blocked on either side of the inter- in disbelief about the incident. "Initially section for several hours. Lt. Boshart, we thought it was an accident until we Biloxi: Trip to Miss, changes participants the division commander of support walked outside and someone told us services for the Harrisonburg Police someone had been shot," Smith said, "My BILOXI. from page 1 1 had something else to eat.'" Department, is investigating the shoot- husband got into the passenger side and to offer messages of support. She said "1 had never seen a group with more work ing and spoke of the unfortunate cir- applied pressure. 1 was shocked." At one point, Goodman talked to a local man, look- ethic and such big heart." ing at what was once his home. She said, "He looked Others noticed this as well. She said of people in Bi- at us and said, 'You know what the kicker is, my prop- loxi, "Were blown away by the spirit of the group. It was erty is about 300 feet up the road, and there's another nice to have validation from others." house in my yard." Although the trip was less than a week long, those It took seeing all the destruction in person to un- who participated said the trip changed them in ways Gang members arrested derstand the devastation caused by Katnna. "The they could have never imagined. Landrum said, "Not biggest thing for me, is you look at it on the media, only has it changed me personally, it also changed the and say, 'That sucks', but it doesn't look real. But it is way I view teaching. Teaching exists outside of the for assault of local man real," Goodman said. classroom as well." The volunteers stayed at a church, slept on the floor Goodman said, "People always say that 1 gave up a ■v DREW LETT The two juveniles were each charged and shared four cold showers. Professor Mary Landrum Thanksgiving. I didn't see it thai way at all." She plans to NEWS £D7TOJt with assault and battery and gang partid- said, "I was blown away by the spirit of the group. No- make a second tnp to Mississippi dunng Winter Break. pation and one was charged with poaaai body ever complained, like'l wish I had hot water I H isli "I feel like my job, my part in Biloxi, is not finished yet." On Nov. 29, two known gang members sion of a concealed weapon. assaulted a man outside a Harrisonburg Both juveniles are known Sur 13 mem- auto repair shop over the red bandana he bers. Sur 13 is a national gang and orgtn- was wearing. iated in New Mexico. Rush said Inddctltl Buses: Broken rules lead to cameras on buses According to a police statement, the involving the primarily Latino gang have two juveniles, aged 14 and 17, were walk- been identified in all parts of Harrison BUSES, from page 1 dents getting more intoxicated before getting on the bus ing by auto repair shop l.os Amigos and ap- burg and Rockingham County. Smith said. which increases inappropriate behavior. Me said cameras proached a customer leaving the business. Rush said recently he has seen a illghl Rutes that have been broken frequently relate to smok- may help rectify the situation. "I think it'll mostly be a de- The customer removed the bandana, increase in gang-related violence. ing open alcohol containers and overcrowding. Transit bus terrent," Stollery said. and the two juveniles assaulted him by In the past month-and-a-hall. three driver Chuck Stollery, who has been dnving for one year There have been dissenting opinions regarding the phvsually striking him with their fists. separate incidents of gang violence h.ive and often drives weekend night mutes, said safety often installation of cameras. Junior Mike DnvftlM Mid, They were arrested and a search after occurred in the area. Of those, two in becomes an issue. Many times he has seen nders pulling I don't think the cameras will have an effect on stu- their arrest revealed blue bandanas, one volved Sur 13 members. emergency hatches on doors and windows, plus constant dents' behavior unless people are regularly arrested of the gang's colors, while one had a dou- During a search executed al the ,ir overcrowding issues. because »>t the dim footage, Otherwise, I imagine that ble- bladed knife in his possession rested |uveniles' residence on Wolfe "As a driver, especially on the weekends vou can'l sec the cameras will simply be an extra thing on the bus The suspects probably took the Street in Harrisonburg, police found past here," Stollery said, pointing one foot behind him. to gat rowdy at." customer wearing the red bandana in gang-related items including Sur 13 Stollery abo has noticed passengers smoking various Regardless ot the .ameras. Smith entourages stu their area as a sign of disrespect, said clothing, letters threatening violence substances, including cigarettes and marijuana. "People dents go follow the transit rules dunng any time of the Sgt Chris Rush, an investigator with towards other gangs and various other smoke bowls on the bus," he said day. 'The buses an' public property, BO you're in tin- C.H.A.R.G.E., a task force that investi- documents with "Roll Call," or names A bigger problem Stollery has noticed this war is -.in- public when you're on a bus, too," Smith said. gates gang-related activity of other gang members.

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As my turkey-based tryptophan injection took its euphoric effect last week, I had pk-nty of time to contemplate Thanksgiving, for it is only Thanksgiving that can lead me to loosen my belt in the presence of polite company and lie in a cata- tonic state on the living room couch. Overeating is just one tradition in a holiday founded upon them. Thanksgiving harkens back to the prenatal stage of Amencan history, drawing from gilded tales in rose-colored history books of 17th century culinary cultural diffusion. Hence, the most traditional tradition of Thanksgiving is the food — turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole and all the additional waist-expanding comfort food that is on the menu at Boston Market every other dam day of the year. • Yet we Americans will most certainly not leave well enough alone. God bless this great nation, we have invented new traditions such as Black Friday, which has far surpassed family as the most anticipated part of the holiday weekend. Thanksgiving day sees millions of Americans adopting the schedule millions of Floridians follow every day: eating in the early afternoon and falling asleep before the evening news. Unlike all but the most hip of grandmas, however, we do so with the exultant objective of rising at 2 a.m to stand in line outside the nearest Best Buy. The goal is, of course, to increase our credit card debt by the triple digits before the sun rises, all in the spint of frugality and early-rising characteristic of the Pilgrims from whom we get this blessed holiday. But it is two days later that the darkest of Thanksgiving traditions comes into effect for Black Friday is followed by even-blacker Sunday — the "busiest travel Day of the year." On this accursed day, traffic is sent from the four comers of the globe and the pit of hell to dog the roads like Thanksgiving food does the arteries. Sitting virtually immobile in traffic on 1-81 for two accumulated hours will make one even more contemplative than turkey — and not about how frustrat- ing vehicular situations like this warrant the legalization of drinking and driving. Rather, the aftermath of a socially constructed holiday has in turn demonstrated the fragile nature of our society as it deteriorates on the roadways. We Amencans have the proven capability to conquer everything from bacterial infections to Germany, vet are utterly incapable of keeping traffic moving in the same direction at the same speed at the same time. Most of the highway driving experience is rust that; though we accelerate and break as necessary, a marked ma- jority of our road time is spent at pace with everyone else. It is with variation — in either speed or direction — that problems arise. Any such problem will result in at least a half hour of traffic buildup in a metropolitan area; in the sticks it will jam the road for an area code. But even if the accident is not serious, does not necessitate the closing of a lane, A priest, a grizzly bear and Bill Clinton walk into a ticipation is not likely to increase with fewer seats or is not even on the same side of the highway, the flow of traffic is nonetheless student government meeting to find ... (ewer senators. — if anything, people will not want to participate impeded by the rest of us. As the brilliant 21st century philosopher Dane Cook put Lucky enough for JMU, this joke will never be told, as as much because they won't feel as welcome. it we have a fascination with car accidents. And when we are not in our kitchens the amendment looking to cut down the number of Such an amendment would have been a side- washing a dish but operating heavy machinery at high velocity, our humanity still senate seats was not passed after months of debate. ways solution to the problem. The idea may have mandates we stop and look Currently, there are four senators representing been that by cutting the seats, only the most devot- And so we have rubbernecking delays. The fact that our society has had to each undergraduate college and class — the bill ed would be able to serve and the attendance issue come up with a term for impediment caused by people drawn to collisions like would have reduced that number to tw«. Logic pre- would be fixed. they were harpies is a sad state of affairs on its own; tne fact that the term is used vailed when the senators were voting. The people who supported the bill argue that it daily in traffic reports from sea to shining sea makes the state of affairs almost as Each year, the incoming freshman class grows in would produce a more efficient SGA by better serv- sad as the state of New [ersey. size — either that or the campus is shrinking. Ev- ing the growing student body. But another aspect of Nothing we can do as a society can effectively combat reckless driving, car ac- eryone has seen the effects in the dining halls, with a growing campus is an increase in opinions — all cidents and rubbernecking from rendenng thousands of motorists stranded on a the lines wrapping and weaving into each other. As of which deserve to be heard. strip of pavement in a cow pasture for two hours at a time. We manage the best we the student body grows, why would the SGA re- In the end, reason prevailed and the amendment can, with rescue workers quickly scampering out to the scene like ants dutifully duce its numbers? will not be added. This was a wise choice, and SGA rebuilding their mound, but it is just a salve; on the busiest travel day of the year, Even though the attendance has been lacking at is to be commended. Too often the baby is tossed if s a virtual joke. The Sunday after Thanksgiving remains a very difficult holiday the SGA meetings this year, the solution is not to out with the bathwater and people look to circum- tradition to be thankful for. reduce the body that represents this campus. Par- vent real problems. Brian Goodman is a junior communications major.

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LOVER OF WOMEN, CONQLKRKR OK NATIONS Mi displace means 'I'm sorry' in Italian tiv BOBBY MCMAHON female friend laughed, as women Proctor talking with the devil. SXNKW WWTTJt are prone to do when I unleash I can't drive 55. I made Presi- my clever and biting wit on them, dent George H.W. Bush a batch As December arrives and the and returned with an equally bit- of homemade brownies and rigors and obstacles of the end of ing "I'll see if I can make that hap- gave him food poisoning, sub- semester crunch descend upon pen for you and America." sequently causing him to vomit us like the vaguely European Much to my shock and hor- triumphantly onto Japanese dig- thug falling onto Reginald Vel ror, I read the news last Tuesday nitaries. 1 assassinated Archduke lohnson's cruiser in "Die Hard," that Bret Michaels, lead singer of Franz Ferdinand. I set up Marion it is important to take stock in Poison, had been Injured when Barry. I built the bridge over the the semester that was and think an unidentified person loaded a River Kwai. I hid all the WMD's ahead to the coming holiday sea- gun and opened fire on his tour from Iraq under my bed. I shot son. This time of year gives us an bus. The event left me in a state a man in Reno just to watch opportunity to seek reconcilia- of bewilderment and disbelief, as him die. For all these things and tion and healing in our relation- 1 never intended for my words to more, I'm sorry. ships with others, allowing us a be taken so literally. Bret Michaels, I feel as though a tremen- chance to break down the walls my comments had no malice in dous weight has been lifted off that divide us and come together them and were slathered with as of me, as if someone took a car- as a people. In the spirit of this much sarcasm as I could muster. toonishly large monkey off my joyful season. I know 1 need to I enjoy the song "Every Rose Has back. Whether you celebrate reconnect with those I've alien- Its Thorn." I was singing it in the Christmas, Hanukkah or Fes- ated, those I've hurt, and those shower just this morning. Please tivus, I invite you to take this I've mistreated, and I can think of know that I never meant to hurt holiday season and reconcile no better medium for such a per- you, and I'm truly saddened by with those you have wronged in sonal and intimate exchange than the events that took place. Bret the past, whether they be main- a widely read student newspaper Michaels, other members of Poi- stream music icons or otherwise, column. So here in this place for son, I'm sorry. and I promise the results will be all to see, I'd like to apologize for I must also seek forgiveness positive. Unless, of course, your the following things: for my lesser sins that, though words are taken out of context The Friday before Thanksgiv- not as recent as the Poison snafu, and you are subpoenaed by a ing Break, 1 was enjoying the deli- are still worthy of mention. In grand jury for allegedly calling bousness of I > kill with a female November 2000,1 forced a truck out a hit on Bret Michaels's life. fnend when we began to discuss carrying thousands of uncount- Other than that, though, your ef- the merits of certain '80s rock ed presidential ballots into Lake forts to bring healing and recon- bands, most notably Poison. In Okeechobee and unknowingly ciliation to those around you and an effort both to convey my great cost Vice President Al Gore the transform your relationships for knowledge of '80s rock and my election. I don't know how we the better. clever and biting wit, I sarcastical- dance while our beds are burn- Bobby McMahon is a senior po- ly quipped that "America would ing. I took sides against the fam- litical science major, and asks that if be a lot better off if someone had ily. 1 stirred the tanks. I stole you have any information regarding shot Poison before they recorded the cookie from the cookie jar. I the assault on Bret Michaels's bus to 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn.' " My love "Big Brother." I saw Goody please contact the proper authorities. $8.00 Professional Haircuts Express yourself! Holiday specials until the end of the year. Be good to yourself or someone else this season!! *^ •Highlights 'Foils 'Lowlights 'Facial Waxing - Ask for a gift certificate - Holiday specials starting at S20 for Highlight/lowlight Mention this ad and ask for Nancy. Amanda, or Calissa Simmons Cut and Tan {next door to Klines Dairy Bar and Harnsonburg Fitness) 150 E. Wolfe St „«-,„ Harnsonburg. VA 22801 9-5pm Mon-Fri 8-3 Sat 540.432.6076 Yellow Cab

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When a sexy, suspenseful, fun- ny action movie like "Mr. 4 Mrs. Smith" comes out on DVD, the viewer has expectations. Features akin to the movie's tone should be included; however, with this Juliana Theory, Motion City Soundtrack gained DVD, that is not the case. Bonus features on the "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" DVD are in seriously enthusiasm from crowd at Tuesday's concert short supply. Included is a "Mak- ing a Scene Featurette," an eight- minute look at the making of a BY JILL Y AWORSM light-hearted feel of the band's music. car chase scene that was almost ASSISTANT A&t EDfTCW Although many might label Motion cut from the movie, but because City Soundtrack as another generic of creativity and accidental im- Die-hard fans trekked through the punk-rock band, they could not be provisation, was able to be kept- driving rain Tuesday night to watch criticized for their lack of spirit. The It's a short and sweet behind-the- three completely different but dynam- crowd couldn't stop themselves from scenes look at the movie, and not ic groups perform at the Convocation feeding off their enthusiasm by jump- too longwinded like some DVDs' Center. University Program Board ing up and down during the entire 45 features. brought The Juliana Theory Motion minute set and some overzealous Only three deleted scenes are City Soundtrack and Phantom Planet fans even made attempts to crowd included, but all three are very to play for more than 400 concertgoers surf among the audience packed good. The first one, "John and at its 2005 fall concert., around the stage. Eddie in the Kitchen" is a hilari- Dressed all in black, the five mem- As Phantom Planet prepared to ous scene featuring the comic bers of The Juliana Theory started take the stage, members of Motion Qty genius of Vince Vaughn ("Wed- the concert off with a bang, singing Soundtrack spent half an hour signing ding Crashers" > and the amazing "Shotgun Serenade" from their new autographs and taking pictures with connection between Vaughn and record "Deadbeat Sweetheartbeat." fans to help pass the time. Finally, Brad Pitt ("Ocean's Twelve"). According to the band members, the Phantom Planet's lead singer, Alex The scene depicts what looks album is a goodbye record dedicated Greenwald, and drummer, Jeff Con- like a totally improvised, realis- to past lovers, cities and bad breakups. rad, (umped on stage and began their tic conversation between the two Their songs consist of dark, bitter lyr- set on a light fun tone with a mixture men, and it seems like it should ics, like "At least I got away with your of the drums and tambourine. have been included in the final money/and all you got was my heart" Although definitely not as high cut. "House Cleaning" is a scene from their new song "This Valentine energy as Motion City Soundtrack, featuring Jane Smith (played by Ain't No Saint." Phantom Planet embodied a more Angelina Jolie, "Sky Captain and Adding to their already dark mellow sound with reminiscing the World of Tomorrow") investi- sound. The Juliana Theory's new sounds from the '60s rock n' roll with gating her house after finding out songs have more intense attitude ex- a modem twist as they promoted about her husband's secret iden- emplified by ringing guitars that lead songs from their new self-titled al- tity. It was a good idea to delete, up to energizing choruses. bum. The lyncs and beats are uncom- because her discoveries show "My favorite song from the album plicated and catchy, but the sudden themselves later on in the film. changes night to night" said singer digression of a guitar solo gave the "Homemade Store Shootout" is Brett Detar, who wrote the raw, honest band a rock star feel. from the climactic shootout scene lyrics on the band's fourth album. "It Greenwald tried his hardest to get also depends on how I'm singing." the audience excited as he proceeded see DVD. page 10 Even though Detar might not have to yell "LMU Dukes" before he was known his favorite song, the crowd's subtly corrected by his bassist Sam favorite was obvious. When The Ju- Farrar. "Too bad it's not called Lanes in :\ n:\\ liana Theory exploded into "Into the Madison," Greenwald said. But be- 4**W Dark," a hit from their 2000 album sides messing up the university's "Emotion is Dead," the audience in- name, Greenwald had sudden bursts Smithsonian stantly began to sing along. of energy that would revive the crowd, Although the music of The Juliana such as jumping on the drums, or lean- § A Theory is unpolished and intense, it ing into the audience that swarmed in a hairy is not generic or "cookie cutter." The the stage as he sang, which once again passionate lovelorn tales that Detar gave the band a faint rock-star feel. afc^f. ~*>saaaaaaaaaaav •» situation sang out left the audience filled with After saying goodnight and good- excitement, but ready for a more up- bye, Greenwald came back out on beat act to follow. stage for an encore, singing the song New photo exhibit And that is exactly what the crowd "Anthem" acoustically from the received. Motion City Soundtrack group's previous record The Guest" shows Nigerian took the stage next and the Minneapo- And, of course, the audience that re- K^i£ai lis band was instantly a crowd favor- mained was finally presented with women's hairstyles ite. With each of the five band mem- the hit single "California" from Fox's BY BLAKE GOPNIK bers adorning unique hairstyles, their "The O.C." television show, in which individuality mixed well with their everyone helped sing along to. THL WASHINGTON POST electronic punk style and catchy lyrics Even though it was a much more The images of J.D. 'OkhaiOjeik- from their sophomore album, "Com- intimate crowd than UPB expected, ere are wonderful. For decades, mit This to Memory." the concertgoers who turned up for he has documented the amaz- Freshman Jimmy Oliverie was the festival with their umbrellas in Ml+am («■ KVAN DYSON/jmfarpfc**nvfar ing sculptural hairstyles worn by one of the many fans of Motion City tow were not dissatisfied. In fact 20 women in his native Nigena. Soundtrack. They put on a great live lucky audience members were ad- His black-and-white photo- show with lots of energy arid enthusi- mitted into a meet andgreet session graphic prints have an almost asm," he said. "They're fun to watch with both Motion Qty Soundtrack clinical detachment. The snak- because they're intense and they like and Phantom Planet band members ing braids and flying buttresses what they're doing." where they could take pictures and of each hairdo are silhouetted And that was quite obvious, espe- receive autographs. UPB Director of against a white background, then cially when synthesizer player Jesse Media and Public Relations Jamie Fox often shot from several different Johnson did a handstand on his key- said that despite the small turnout points of view. His pictures feel board during the middle of a song. all the hard work was worth it. UPB entirely respectful of their sub|ect "That was just overcompensation for event staff spent the previous night TOP: Tha Julian* Theory slngsr Bratt Detar started off the concert matter. If s almost as though the not being able to play during that constructing the stage until 4 am. and with "Shotgun Serenade," from their new album. Moat of their tones women's hairdos and the stylists part," Johnson said. "1 tend to play it would spend about four hours after dealt with the bitterness of breaking up and saying goodbye. who came up with them matter just as much as I use it as a prop." the concert deconstructing it. Each band member exuded ener- "Most of us haven't slept much in more than their photographer. BOTTOM: Motion City Soundtrack, whose drummer Tony Thaxtort la He gives us a window onto a Sfrom start to finish, keeping his act the past 24 hours and won't be able to pictured above, drew the biggest enthusiasm from the crowd. During genuinely foreign art form and it-paced and amusing. Lead singer in the next 24 hours either," Fox said. their performance, the keyboardist did a handstand on his keyboard. aesthetic, without feeling any Justin Pierre entertained the audi- "It's hard work, but we enjoy it If s Their energy even Incited some members of the audience to attempt ence with his humorous personality worth it to see everyone here at the need to throw in his own more crowdeurfmg during the band's 45mlnute set. obviously artsy touches. between songs to go along with the concert having a great time " It's worth a trip to "African Art Now: Masterpieces From the lean Pigozzi Collection,'' the show that opened last week at National Museum of African Art. to see the Ojeikeres in it. Few of the other works are Local coffee shop sells social experience such a straightforward delight. 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It's made by former if s nght here in Harnsonburg. things, but he encourages them to take a chance and office clerks or laborers or car- Whether you an* downtown, at the mail, or just usually they are back for seconds. penters, apparently making art cruising through town, the refreshing icy dessert can be Lawrence orders approximately 3tW gallons of ge- in aesthetic isolation. Each piece found in a plethora of flavors at one of Daily Gnnd's lato every ample of weeks, from Palazzolo's, a gelato is the idiosyncratic outpouring of three locations Champagne Raspberry Sorbetto, Coco- wholesaler based out of Michigan, to supply 12 Daily a single maker's artistic urges — nut, Cafe" Caramel, Nocciola Hazelnut, Swiss Chocolate Grind locations throughout the state. He ordinarily ro- sometimes influenced, it seems, AMY PATFRSON/Jrrto editor and Tahitian Vanilla name just a few of the selections tates about 30 to 35 flavors that fit the market of cus- by mental illness — rather than available to customers. With gelato, the assortment of tomers. the latest, deliberate contribu- Victoria Lawrsncs serves gelato at the down- flavors is endless and there is a flavor for everyone. "It's awfully hard to pick a favorite," he adds as he tion to an exciting conversation town Dally Grind. Her husband, Jerry Lawrsncs. Gelato contains less fat and less air than ice cream, offers a free sample to a few patrons. He even admits he already underway, in Africa or owns three of the Dally Grinds In Harrlsonburg but weighs nearly twice as much, so it's more htr tor has a hard time deciding on a favorite from day to day elsewhere. (In the Valley Mall, downtown Harrisonburg and your buck. Because of the lower fat content, the true — his preferred flavor depends on his mood. If you like that kind of funky Market Square). With flavors like Cafe Caramel, flavor is not masked by heavy creams "I wanted to make gelato a bigger part of the Daily stuff, you'll like much of this Champagne Raspberry Sorbetto and Tahltlan Jerry Lawrence, owner and manager of the three Grind experience," Ijwrence said. 'That's what we sell 1 Vanilla, It's hard to resist this tasty treat. Daily Grind locations in Harnsonburg, said he thinks — a good social experience.' m HAIR, page 10 Matthew Stoss. hditnr Meagan Mihalko. Assistant Editor [email protected] SPORTS THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org I THURSDAY, DEC. 1, 2005 19 Bettor's 3 sinks Mountaineers James leads Madison drops Appalachian State in double overtime in low-post »Y MATTHEW STOSS The second ended in a simi- SPOKTS EDTTOR lar fashion. The Zoo wasn't very electric — but the game With 44 seconds to play, made up for it. The JMU men's basketball JMU senior point guard Jomo A week after jamming the Convocation Center team trailed most of Monday Belfor did his best Freeman with 5,556 people — a turnout that inspired JMU night's game against Appala- impression from the left side, coach Dean Keener to e-mail the student body chian State knocking down a 3-pointer of stressing the importance of the fans as a sixth man Lniver- his own while getting fouled — the JMU faithful followed their opening-night ■ty. The Men's to lift Madison over Appa- performance by ... not showing up. Dukes re- Basketball lachian State 81-79 in front Guess a Big East opponent and a free T-shirt linquished Monday of 3,556 Monday night at the does make a difference after all. the lead Convocation Center. If you weren't at the TM HOT Comat five min- ASU 79 "I didn't know I made the IMU/Appalachian State utes in and JMU 81 shot" Belfor said. game — and judging by the played The Mountaineers (2-2) got attendance numbers, you catch-up the rest of the evening the ball back, but couldn't con- weren't — shame on you for — until they caught up. vert as guard Nathan Cranford's missing the most entertain- As time expired in regu- last-second 3-pointer missed. ing men's basketball game at lation, JMU forward Juwann "We weren't going to play the Convo in eons. lames got a stick back to fall another overtime," ASU coach There wasn't a free give- after two other Dukes missed, Houston Fancher said. "Dean away at the gate (I don't lames's basket tied the game [Keener] has really doot .< know if "Beat the Mountain- at 65 and forced the first of two great job building this pro- eers" would have worked as overtimes. He had one thought gram — that needs to be said. well anyway), nor was there a on the subject If this team is picked to finish marquee name on the sched- "Let's get ready to win," he ninth in the Colonial |Athletic ule. But there were a pair of overtimes, a set of said. Association!, it's going to be a buzzer-beaters and an untouchable 5-foot-S point The first CTT ended with heck of a league." guard. And while JMU's sixth man didn't really senior guard Daniel Freeman A part of that building is show up — my roommate's 21st birthday party draining an off-balance 3-point- James. The true freshman out of was more crowded — Keener's did. er from three feet beyond the Jacksonville, Fla. led JMU (2-1) Monday night's contest was already a clas- arc with 0.07 seconds remaining with 20 points and 10 rebounds sic long before senior guard Daniel Freeman's to once again bring the Dukes buzzer-beating three-pointer sent the game into even at 74. see OT. page W double overtime. The Dukes erased an 11 -point second-half deficit and ended regulation on an 8-2 run, capped by freshman forward Juwann James's game-tying put-back as time expired. "He just brings his lunchbox to the gym every- Cooper hospitalized day and goes to work," senior guard Jomo Belfor overnight and treated for said of James. "In a game like tonight, there was a Senior forward some minor abrasions, while wall and we all had sledgehammers." receiving three stitches in It's been a long time since the Convo has been injured in car his left knee. His left shoul- home to a player like James. Three games into his der was also bruised. There collegiate career, the freshman has established wreck Tuesday were no broken bones. Keen- himself as JMU's workman in the post The 6-foot- er said. 6 forward plays like he's 8-foot-8, and he attacks JMU senior forward David Cooper is averaging 9.3 the glass like a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Cooper spent Tuesday night points and six rebounds in Still, the Dukes hadn't won anything. They at U.Va. Medical Center after three games this season for the still hadn't won anything with four seconds left his car hydroplaned while 2-1 Dukes. The redshirt senior, in overtime when Freeman, wearing his defend- driving east on Interstate 64 who has battled knee injunes, er like a trench coat, pivoted somewhere near near Crozet. is expected back this year. UREC, hopped off one foot and drilled a game- "It was a one-car wreck," "Ifs going to take time tying three that sent the game into a second OT JMU men's basketball coach to get through this," Keener and the half-packed Convo into bedlam. 1, on the AARON STEWART- conmbtfinit ptumgrupher Dean Keener said Wednesday said. "He's got to get past the other hand, was scanning through the JMU media "The car hydroplaned after he aches and pains, but there s guide, searching for proof of Freeman's bachelor's JMU guard Jomo Belfor finished with 19 point* and seven assists Monday night, hit a wet spot." no time table for his return." degree from J.J Redick University. Including the game-winning ahot late In the second overtime. Cooper was observed — from staff reports Perhaps in a few years, natural exaggeration of the truth will have Freeman hitting that shot from the parking lot. But for the time being, there still wasn't a winner yet. James and Freeman's heroics had merely offset a career night for Appalachian State's D.J. Williams, a pocket-sized, nine-volt- Madison gets ready for CAA opener charged point guard who ran circles around the JMU defense en route to a 31-point effort. center Meredith Alexis earned tour- averaging a conference-high lu points "We really didn't think about But not even Williams could stop the Dukes Dukes have four nament MVP honors, averaging 19.5 and 14J3 rebounds per game. Still the struggling even after the injunes," on this night. With less than a minute left in the points and 19 rebounds per game. self-demanding Alexis refuses to be junior guard Shirley McCall said. "I second overtime, Belfor strapped on his hard hat, players in top 20 "She's playing her best basketball," complacent. is strong, Meredith on her own re- grabbed his own lunchbox and sledgehammer JMU coach Kenny Brooks said. "I've "I don't think 1 played too well last bounds enough for a whole team and and canned a three white being fouled in front in scoring in CAA said that since the week," Alexis said. "We're going to Coach Brooks stresses crashing the of the JMU entrance ramp to give the Dukes the season began. I he Wnman'i work on things. 1 know what I have to boards. The team with the most re- lead for good. ■v JAMES IRWIN scary thing is she ""■"■• do to be a better player." bounds usually wins." Minutes later, after the Mountaineers' last-sec- SENIOR wnur hasn't reached Basketball That could spell trouble for the rest The team with the most rebounds ond heave missed everything. Freeman grabbed of the conference. If there's one visible also gets the mostopportuni ties. Brooks the ball and let out a yell, Belfor leaped onto the The JMU women's basketball team still^ T*early in !£the -S"^y~ dent in JMU's armor, ifs in the front- can lay claim to four of the OOflflnano I scorer's table and the student section piled onto has several reasons to be optimistic as .r.ison VCU at JMU court, where the Dukes lack depth af- top 20 scorers in Alexis, Young (13.8 the Convo floor for the first time in two years. it heads into Sunday's Colonial Athlet- True — but 2 p.m ter injuries to sophomore forward Nina ppg), McCall (13.5 ppg) and junior Biggest program win in a while? Well, don't ic Aaaodabon opener against Virginia through the first Convocation Uqdah and freshman center Nana shooting guard Lesley Dickinson (153 jump the gun. Most exciting game at the Convo in Commonwealth University. four games, Alex- Center Foot. But thanks pnmarily to Alexis ppg). The rebounding advantage gives a while? Definitely, The Dukes (3-1) open conference is is making an and sophomore guard Tamera Young the Dukes more scoring chances and After all, storming the court after a win always play off back-to-back double-digit wire; early case for CAA Player of the Year. (103 rpg), the Dukes are out rebound- makes them mu lb -dimensional. outweighs a free T-shirt. in the Long Island Turkey Women's The Hanover Township, Pa., native ing their opponents by 10 boards a lames Irwm is a senior SMAD major. Basketball Classic last week. Junior enters Sunday's game with VCU (3fl> game, tops in the CAA. see LADIES, page W

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