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VOL. 6 NO. 23 THE COLLEGE OF PUGET SOUND, TACOMA WASHINGTON, FRIDAY, MARCH 15,1929 PRICE FIVE CENTS

SNAPS WANTED GLEE ARTISTS WOMEN SCORE THREE VICTORIES STAGE A BIG THREE ONE-ACT PLAYS PRESENTED ON OREGON FORENSIC INVASION SUCCESS HERE IN AUDITORIUM TONITE AT 8P.M. "Meredew's Right Hand," "Shoes That Dance," "Evening Dress Indispensable" to Be Shown Here hy Members of Prof. C. S. Holcomb's Play Production Classes

Friday at 8 p. DL the dramatic department will present three one-act plays, the culmination of several 'vveeks effort WOMEN OFFER on the part of the members of the cast and those affiliated with the production. NEW SHOWING Produced under the direction of Prof. C. Sheldon Hol­ comb, head of the dramatic department, these efforts are said ATELMAHIGH rank among the most worth while undertakings of the stage department of the Logger school. PLAYS NAMED •.. Calendar ... The one-act productions are en- titled "Meredew's Right Hand," All notices for this Calendar must ''Shoes That Dance," and "Evening be handed in to the Trail by Thurs- Dress Indispensable." The work, day noon. for the most part, has been under Friday, March IS the care of Prof. Holcomb's play Women's Tennis, gym, 12:05. producing classes, who have been Three one-act plays, Jones Hall, 8:15 working for the greater part of the p.m. semester. Monday, March 18 A well worked out advertising Women's Archery, gym, 12 =05 campaign has preceded the produc- Varsity Baseball turnout, gym, 3 p.m. Literary Society meetings, Jones tion of these plays. For several days was lost last year and one this year. Hall, 7:30 p. m. the main stairs leading to the second Pi Kappa Delta Convention Tuesday, March 19 floor has been draped with remind­ At the district convention of Pi Track meeting for all men, 9:50 a. m. ers to the students that the plays Kappa Delta that is to be held at Jones Hall. were to be given, while posters have Pullman under the auspices of the • • • noon. Wednesday, March 20 been on display throughout the Washington State College Lillian The program presented was as Knights of the Logs, Room 110, 12 :05 POETRY DIVISION building. follows: Sorority meetings, Jones Hall, 4:05 Burkland and Mildred Martin will A person whom we sluul inclose Friday noon in favor of the success- Charles Hall and carlton Wood was Thursday morning a clever skit represent this college and Pauline Alma Mater, Carmena Waltz, Wil- Fraternity meetings, 7:30p.m. was presented in assembly which In a locked and darkened room, ful candidate put him over. something new in th€' way of spec- son Bliss-The Club. Voelker will enter the oratory ex- Thursday, March 21 showed scenes from each presenta­ Other offices were decided by the temporaneous speaking contest. The Is anyone who dares to crack, ialties for a glee concert and was Piano Solo, Romance, Sibelius, Grace Student Assembly, Jones Hall, 9:50 tion. Guy Hughes as production second election were those of sec­ men's debate squad will be represen- "I faw down and go boom!" given an enthusiastic welcome. Ralph Van Vechten. manager reviewed the acts with • • • retary, dramatic IIJ.lUl8.ger and soph­ ted by William Law and Shigeo Matson proved himself a very cap­ Lift Thine Eyes banjo player in hls Banjopho­ delssohn; When the Roses Bloom, tary. about a week ago, and says he never oratory and Mr. Tanabe for extem- Perhaps the most closely contest­ bias, and Elmore Patterson played a Reichardt-The Club (sung a cap­ 0. A. C. IS ON The admission price has been set poraneous speaking. The convention expected to see so much fighting ed fight came in the election of the delightful saxophone solo. Douglas ella). CAMPUS TODAY at 25 cents and an unusual method is to be held April 5 and 6. Other for two dollars. May we remind him sophomore representative, Harry Babcock gave two plano numbers. Reading, Mary Carry, Kate Lang­ of selling tickets has been adopted, colleges who will send represent&- that you can stlll get marriage lic­ Brown winning the final choice, the Bob Evans proved to be a good "Sour ley Bosher- Reitha Gehri. Miss Ava B. Milam, Dean of Home with one representative in each tives axe: Montana State College, enses for two dollars. We may? name of Carol Hanson having gone Dough" and the "two shots blazed The Snow, Sir Edward Elgar-The Economics at. the Oregon State Col­ Greek letter group in school handl­ the College of Idaho, Inter-Moun- Thank you. on the second ballot also. Club. • • • in the dark" on scherl ·le in his pre- lege and a member of the Pacific ing the pasteboards. Portia Miller tain College, and Linfield. Evelyn Bjorkman was given the sentation of one of -~·s poems. I tlrt fvl· :.be SOPH AND FROSH CHECKER from a field of four candidates. Jan- Anderson and the bass hom, was STUDENTS WILL west, interviewing students inter­ Alpha Beta Upsilon sorority, Alice A guilty conscience is the mother ice Wilson was voted upon for the very humorous and terminated with I CONTRffiUTE MUCH ested In foreign or home missionary Johnson at the Sacaj awea Cottage, CLASS OFFICERS of invention. second time with Miss Bjorkman. "Chuck's untimely death at the . work. Janice Wilson to the Kappa Sigma ARE CHOSEN • • • Reitha Gehri defeated Betty Mar­ hands of Elmore . Patterson and I Willamette University._ Willam- Today she is in Tacoma and will Thetas, Francis Darling for the Del­ My goodness, it's getting so a per- tin in a hotly contested race for Ralph Matson. This gruesome de- 1 . . . • be on the campus for several hours. ta Pi Omicrons, Bob Evans for Sig­ Now that the froth and foam of son is ashamed to have corns around diamatic managership. Miss Gehri, tail was completed in the wings how- , ette uruverSlty students will contri­ She is having luncheon at the Col­ ma Chi's Elmer Austin for Sigma the class electioneers have settled this man's school. a sophomore, has taken a leading ever. bute substantially to the endowment lege and at 1: 15 will talk ta the Zeta Epsilon, Bill Law for Delta and people have come down to earth • • • As an appropriate final The Glee drive now in progress, in accordance Home Economics classes and any- Kappa Phi, and Charlie Ande.rson we find that Leonard Unkefer will part in dramatic affairs at the Col­ Club sang the two songs written this with plans made by Dr. G. I. ~ one who is interested, in the Home for Alpha Chi Nu. pilot the sophomore class thru the MODERN MIRACLES lege of Puget Sound since her regis­ I year one by Douglas Babcock ac- and C. M. Duncan who represen rest of the year and Hal Brotman Contracting CQtn,Pany expands- tration here. Economics Lab. and the other by I the Philanthropic Finance division will again aid the fresh. Headline in L.A. paper. com~anyist Ca~lton Miss Milam was in China for two FEW SEEKING TO Wood. of the Methodist church colleges. The soph officers are: President, • • • years studying the conditions there PLEDGE GROUPS IDAHO PRESENTS The student body is organized on relating to Home Economics work in Leonard Unekefer; vise president, Probably the best song that has First Year Many of the acts given were not a military basis, the head of the the Yen Ching College at Pekin. She Harold Bergerson; secretary, Alice come out this season is "I'll get by, ONE-ACT PLAYS scheduled on the regular program drive being the student body presi­ will no doubt tell of her experiences But little interest was shown in Berry; treasurer, Carl Eshelman; as long as I have you." We haven't College of Idaho--Three one act and were given in honor of the home dent. Captains for each of the four ~hile in China, this afternoon. the opportunity offered last week by sergeant at arms, Charles Lappen- heard to whom it is dedicated. plays will be presented, the Scarlet concert. This is Mr. Bennet's first classes are selected by the execu­ the literary societies of the college bush. • •• Masque, local dramatic fraternity, year as director, and the success of tive committee. Under the captains to those wishing to affiliate with The fresh officers are: President, If you tell a girl that time stands MRS. SLATER IS on March 22. The plays which were the Glee Club is greatly due to his are lieutenants who are over the one of t he three groups on the Hal Brotman; vice president, Carl­ still when you gaze into her eyes, it chosen are "Rout of the Gossip," a efforts, according to the members of sergeants who are responsible for HOSTESS TO OTLAH campus. Any student interested in ton Wood; treasurer, Don Turnball; gets by pretty big. But if you tell play concerning society; "High Pow- the club. the solicitation of five persons each. Mrs. James R. Slater will enter­ becoming a member of one of the Betty Robbins, revote sergeant at her that her face would stop a clock, erect Buying," a clever comedy of Floyd somers, as Bill Kellogg, his Pledges will be payable two years tain the girls of Otlah Club when societies was requested to place a arms, Archie Calahan, Lawrence look out for flying glass. modern business; and "A Changed assistant had charge of the stage and after graduation and will bear no they have their regular monthly request in the student mail box re­ Grimes. • • • Hearth," a study of a miserly mid- the lighting effects. The lighting interest until that time. Although meeting next Wednesday evening at questing that his name be voted up­ 7:30. The address is 4106 North 24th When we took the job of columnist dle Western farmer. Casts have proved to be somewh a t entlr e 1 y dif - the purpose of the campal·gn lS. to on. The three societies together re­ DR. TOPPING LEADS on this paper we were fired with en- been chosen and rehearsals will be- ferent from anything that has been solicit money from the students, the Street. The hostess will be assisted ceived less t han a dozen such com- RELIGIOIDS SERVICE thusiasm. And if this spring fever gin at once according to Miss Louise seen on the c. P. s. stage heretofore, fact that the students are sufficient- by Bernice Sprinkle, Secretary- munications. gets any worse we axe going to leave Blackwell, who will direct. The plays d ·t tt ted od d 1 f f 11 ld the school to contribute Treasurer of the Club. It is not known at present whether Last Saturday evening a group of an 1 a rae a go ea o a- y. so on . it by the same route. Life is like will be given at Blatchley hall. vorable attention. will be of great advertismg value. During the evening Katherine the societies will atttempt to fur­ students under the leadership of Dr. that, said the old newspaper man ------­ Hoffman will give a talk on "Period ther increase their memberships or Topping put on a religious service wistfully. Furniture," and Pauline Voelker will not. No report was obtainable of at the Volunteers of America. This speak on "Modem Furniture." These the activities of the inter-society meeting is the first of a series of MASCOT AT OREGON WE HOPE YOU STAY, COACH two studies are part of the series council, which was supposed to have four monthly programs to be given The University of Oregon gymnas- concerning "The House Beautiful," met sometime during the week. there by students of the College. ium girls have a mascot the shape On every facuity there are some men and women who possess a peculiar place in the which is the subject being investiga- hearts of the student body not given them by their mere standing as professors. They Bernice Sprinkle has charge of ar­ of a small black dog that is more ted by Otiah Club this year. SKIT GIVEN AT ASSEMBLY ranging the programs. Those who regular than the girls themselves have achieved a friendship with the students, a close affinity with those whom they are A skit to advertise the three one­ assisted last Saturday night were in attending classes. The instructor teaching or helping that extends beyond the class room and takes in life relationships. They are the ones to whom students will go for advice, for whom students will risk UNIVERSITY· FACULTY act plays was the feature of Thurs­ the following: Theo Barwick, Dor­ is seriously considering the awarding LOSES TWO MEMBERS day morning's student assembly. othy Le Sourd, Viola Jordan, Ray­ of a sweater with the lemon yello much in their defense. They possess a sympathetic understanding of the other per~on Denver, Colo.- Two faculty mem- Guy Hughes and Reitha. Gehri as­ mond Langton, William Law and "0," to this enthusiastic little ath­ and his problems. They have succeeded in becoming the true friends of those they gmde. bers of the University of Denver sisted by William Law, Janice Wil­ Leonard Unkefer. lete. Such a one is Coach Clyde W . Hubbard. A city daily this week made public the have died within the past month. son, James Skewis, Gertrude Bow­ really shocking news that Mr. Hubbard is contemplating a change, and has applied for a They are Owen B. Trout, registrar, man, Margaret Miller, Beth Latch­ position in a California school. Such information has been received with surprise and Whether Weather Will Weather Storm who fell from his window while in am, Cloma Norton and Henry Gil­ sorrow by boosters and backers of the College of Puget Sound through out the city and delirium during a severe and pro­ bert told us a little of what we will especially by the students who would more than hate to see him leave. -:- -:- -:- • longed attack of influenza, and Mrs. see tonight. -·­ But only some of the men who have worked under "Cac" can realize just what he Perle Shale Kingsley, professor of Charles Green sang "I Love a Lit­ Of Comment Is Now Burning Question has meant to athletics at this school. They are the ones who can tell of the great number public speaking, who died of pneu­ tle Cottage" before the skit. He was of athletes who have enrolled just because they have liked Mr. Hubbard, of the others accompanied by Carlton Wood. No month of issues of The Trail pecially true of the weather-watch­ who have been able to stay in school just because the coach dug into his own pocket to monia. would be complete without a story of ers. If it rains, they weep because make a timely loan that eased a period of financial stress. To the credit of those borrow­ one kind or another upon the weath­ the sunshine is missing. If the sun ing very few of these loans have gone unrepaid. Military Drill Not Compulsory at shines, it is bad for crops, or hurts er. This all-important subject of Little has the public realized the heart ache and worry that has gone into almost • the complexion or does something every game played by Puget Sound teams. Little does it know of the hopes that were be­ • • • • conversation, which is so useful for -·­ -- -·­ -·­ else equally painful. If it does neith­ ing shattered behind that countenance, passive to the world, that was witnessing the starting, finishing or sustaining a er, it is changeable and unreliable. breaking down of a Puget Sound squad through injmy and sickness. Puget Sound; Just Play Practice chat with a friend, is also useful for What great author was it who did ~lany think that a coach's life is one of sport, pleasure and good time. But it hasn't "Left, right, left, right, company march" that they could even show filling up space in any journal de­ not say: "Let's make hey! hey! while been so for Hubbard here in a school where cooperation has not been too readily forth­ halt, one, two." No, it isn't a mill- up the R . 0. T. C. boys, or better voted to literary products. the sun shines!" Perhaps it was coming, where students have adopted a watchful waiting attitude and townspeople for tary academy drill, 'merely a few yet, the "Marching Beauties" that The weather this past week, we someone else. At any rate, The the most part are frank skeptics. performed at the Gym Jubilee. might say, has been satisfactory to Trail ardently advocates, unequivoc­ In spite of all this, the past three years h ave seen the College of Puget Sound placed members of the All College Play cast Anyhow- all those wishing to par- almost everyone. The weather man ably urges and drasticly demands upon a sound footing in athletics among the schools of its class in the Northwest. The doing their sitting-up exercises. Such ticipate in that particular sport has attempted to keep the sunshine that every one in college make Logger squads have finished oftener in the upper division than the lower, and always, echoes as the above can often be . study of physical exercise which is with us by prophesying cold, rain, whatever use possible of the good this is a fact that testifies more than anything else to Hubbard's ability, the College of heard during play practice as the called military drill-just signify to snow and other forms of atmospher­ weather while it lasts. Let the sen­ Puget Sound has been the school to beat. Every squad in the Northwest Conference has plot of the story refers back to the some member of the All College Play ic punishment, and his efforts have iors sneak, the juniors follow, the pointed for its games with the Maroon and White, considering that its teams are always World War days when men were cast your sad state, and he, she, or so far been blessed with success. sophomores play tennis and the dangerous. soldiers and women were doing their it will be glad to teach you all the The sun is still with us. freshmen pla.y leap-frog on the May Coach Hubbard has not turned out a championship sq11ad. He hasn't had the ma­ bit. latest steps. And yet, there axe always some Green. terial or the breaks to do that thing, but he h as ESTABLISHED ATHLETICS HERE Al~D After considerable practicu the April 26th we'll all get to see them people who are not satisfied with At any rate, the sunshine is meet­ \VE IN COl\11\ION WITH THE SERVICE CLUBS OF THE CITY, ·woULD LIKE TO said people have become so efficient doing their exercises. Won't we what they have, and the same is es- ing with quite general praise. SEE HIM CONTINUE AS COACH. in "right about face" and "forward have fun! THE PUGET SOUND TRAIL

"Personality" Talk . j Debate Squad Enjoy Many Adventures CHRIST WEEK At Cosmopohtan While Digging Around County Library SUCCESS AT Rev. Kennedy of the Immanuel PUGET SOUND Lo, in the years when the Scien­ his trusty Shovel over one Shoulder. Professor Hanawalt, at the regular Presbyterian church gave an inter- John Cochran tists were become Burdensome, sod "My first dig," he said, "will com- YW meeting, spoke to the group of estJ.ng talk on the subject "Person- Puget Sound debate squad digs for 15 minutes before Radenmaker when the Philosophers had Multi­ plete the· tunnel. My Second shovel- ality.'' He said there can be person- can be exhumed from the Pierce County Law Library. Owens combs town Series of Weekly Meetings plied greatly, and wh en tbe Pollti- ful will therefore be the Chinese In- girls on "stars" telling how the 9if- allty without body, which is repre- for halr polish more than 15 per cent alcohol. Squad plans trip to city Held Here Re- clans were Countless as the Sands habitant I promised as Evidence." ferent stars could be distinguished se.nted by spiritual personality. "Nev- jaJl in search of temporarily insane persons. Berg and Tenabe are now on cently of the Sea, there lived a Mighty With these portentious words he from one another. He also said that er give up what you think is right, fifteenth lap of varsity intelligence test race. Berg conquered Tanabe on Due to an~ight the story I~ngineer . Such tasks as the build­ Disappeared down the Shaft. the stars had been inexistence an no matter where you are and with question, "WhY is a Co-ed." Tanabe attempted to make it a moral ques­ regarding Christian Emphasis mg of a Bridge between Los An­ For some time after his disap- infinitely large time because the or­ whom you are," he a.dded. "Be what tion while Berg kept to the strictly financial view. Week was omitted from last geles and the Phillipines was to him pearance, there was Silence, save gin of the Names could not be you are and never jump from one All of which means that the Debate squad visited the Pierce County regular edition of the Tra.il. Child's Play. "I," he said, "can do for the Excited Whispering of Those found. level to another for the sake of going Law library, but found the going a little rough. The only casualty was to on the Spot. Then, suddenly, a A solo was sung by Lucille Mur­ Christian Emphasis Week, a tra- anything." with the many. Distinction could Crippen, who dropped a book on his toe, possibly laming him for llfe. shovelful of dirt Came Flying Out 1 back accompanied by Malinda dition at the College of Puget Sound, I One day there came to Him a not be attained without personality." Dennett tried to make sense out of a book on Case law. It is thought he of the Hole. "He is through," said Hanks. was carried through to a successful group of Mining Experts. "We would he concluded. will recover. Law and Martin visited the jail on the way out, Martin being conclusion on Friday, March 1st, like," said one of them Ea.g~rly, "to one. The YW is making plans for a "Y Prior to the speech, Olive Bartlet released at once, while Law was forced to identify himself and post bail when Dr. Charles McCaulhey, of the have You undertake to construct a Scotchman Skeptical W Regreat." gave a vocal solo and was accom- for admitting that he knew what the copper vats and coils in the hall Garden street Methodist Church, Tunnel for us between Here and "Let us wait and see," replied a panied on the piano by Malinda were for. Bellingham, wn., delivered his fin- China. We may then go down this Scotchman. "The Chinaman will IDAHO ANNOUNCES SEN- Interview Judge Remann Hanks. al address, "What Do You Think tunnel and Pick Up At Will such Prove It." Judge Remann gave the squad a good interview, and permitted them lOR WEEK The next program will be about About the Church?" minerals as we may Desire." All at once a Strange Creature to go through the instruction which the Pierce County judges had given "Marriages" in t he different coun­ That talk, the culmination of a "Consider it done." responded the came hw·tling out of the shaft. It College of Idaho, N. I. P.-8enlor tries. Those interested are cordially juries on the question of temporary insanity. announcements, a senior memorial, series of masterly addresses, brought Great One and be spat upon his was some three feet in Length and invited to attend. All this goes to show that the debaters lead an interesting and varied and the possibility of a "senior week" home to the listeners the true mean- Hands and went to Work. was covered with Glistening Scales. ~-,-.. ,-.., -..-, ..- ,.. - .. -,.. - .. -...- ...- .. -...- ...- .. -...-. ..- ..- ...- ...- ..- ...-... - ..- ...- ..- ... 1 career and thelr debates are full of interesting facts and experiences, ac- Wants Candy Bar "That," cried one observer, "looks are under discussion by the c. of I. : : cording to Bill Law, Debate Manager. The support of the squad has been ing of the church. He pointed out, like a Salmon." graduating class. The proposed sen­ ~LEARN THE PIANO ~ practically nil, he continues, and it deserves to have a good crowd. The For many days he labored, and ior week will include a. class day, among other things the deathless- ceased not in his efforts. Deep grew "It 1"s'"· shou ted anoth er. A t this caliber of the debates has been very good and we hope for better support presentation of a senior play, bacca­ ness, the immortality, the perman- the Hole. High piled the dirt and moment, a Vast wave of Green in the future. laureate, and commencement, if ten­ ancy of a cb!urch that would con- rock About It. One day be reported Water swept out of the hole and tative plans materialize. TENOR-BANJO OR WHITMAN IN CONTEST SALEM PREP MEN t.inue down through the ages, un- to his Employers, saying: "We are Drowen the Watchers. Due to a cha~ged, when all about was in a already almost There. The work has slight Miscalculation, the Great one +:====::::=::==.::a=:i·t continual state of .flux, with the b edin Ea W b dis had not come out in China but in MANDOLIN IN FIVE Whitman College, Walla Walla, N.l STAGE BIG RIOT .d . tin een exce g1 y sy. e ave - • T 1 same 1 ea aruma g. proved the theory that the Center the Paclfic Ocean. I. P.-Kenneth Davis, a sophomore Willamette University, N. I. P.- I 1 HANSON"S .I LESSONS Dr. McCaughey brought to the of the Earth is still in a Molten * * • I and Chester Babcock, a senior, will The Willamette University gymna­ student-s of the. College of Puget state. And please, could I have MORAL: Many a famous scientist j The Dependable Jeweler ! ~ Without nerve-racking, heart- ~ represent Whitman College in the sium was the center of a riot on a mmd•. fine educa- Five Cents in advance for a Canoy has been discovered at last to be 257 South 11th St. ~ bre11king scales and exercises. ~ ~ound kee~ ~ f 1 ~ You are taught to play by note irt ~ extemporaneous speaking and ora- Friday night, when two hundred tion, and las· y a brilliance of ora- Bar?" All Wet! ... E regular professional chord style. ~ torical contests which will be held Salem high school students a.ttemp- tory which pleased all who heard Aft th ------·---- ~ In your very first lesson you will : . er e request had been re- ~ be able to play a po:Jular nufnber ~ during the meeting of the Pacific ted to vent their displeasure on R. R. him. Known as one of the most fused, he went b~ck to work with Coast Forensic league at Moscow, eloquent preachers in the Northwest, SIXTH AVENUE DISTRICT ~ by note. ~ Turner of Dalla-s, and W. E. Kirk of renewed vigor for He Liked Candy. Idaho, on March 28, 29, 30. Both men nothing done while at the Logger It now took many Hours for the ~ Send For It On Approval ; Oregon City, who were responsible have had a great deal of experience school diminished his repuation. Loosened Dirt to come to the open­ The '·Hallmark Self-Instruc- ~ ~ in debate and public speaking. for Salem high being forced to play His talks in order were: ing, yet the Great Digger never ~ tor," is the title of this method. ; ~ Eight years were required to per- ~ in a district tournament to deter- Tuesday, "What Do You Think Faltered. His strokes could be easily ~feet this great work. The entire~ WALLA WALLA GRAD About God?"( Wednesday, "What counted by the People in West Ho­ ~ course with the necessary exam- § SINGS mine which of several strong teams E ination sheets, is bound in one§ OVER RADIO would represent district 7 in the Do You Think About Christ?"; boken as Shovelful after Shovelful ~ volume. The first lesson is un- § Thursday, "What Do You Think of busted-up stratae came Through i sealed which the student may ex- § Whitman College, Walla Walla, N. stat-e tournament held here this About the Bible?" and Friday, the Opening. ~ amine and be his own "JUDGE I. P.-Gainlng fame as radio broad- week. Salem lost their chance to play '·What Do You Think About the Almost Through § and JURY." The later part of casting artist, Sigurd Nillsen, a grad­ in the state tournament by beillg de- Church?" E the "Hallmark 8elf-Instruct~r" At last he agaln returned to his ·:·---··· :_: is sealed. ' uat-e of the Whitman conservatory of feat-ed by the Chemawa Indian Emplogers and Bowed Low, saying: I : music, is appearing at the Columbia ·'Avast there, the job is on the edge KEY HOLE I ~ Upon the student returning any studio in New York with such artists school 26 t~ 23 in the final game of JOINT GROUP . Compliments of : copy of the "Hallmark Self-In- the district tournament. Immediate­ of being completed at last. If you :Merchant's Lunch _I ~ litructor" with the seal unbroken, as Ivan Ivantzoff, noted grand opera will be On Hand tomorrow, I will 1- College Students Special I we will refund in full all money : baritone. and such famed comedy ly after the game, Salem high root- TO ANALYZE finish the work and Toss You up a I 30c I DORN GROCERY paid. ~ stars as Al Jolson, Fannie Brice, and ers gathered around the gym wait­ Chinese gentleman to prove it." ~ 3835 6th Ave. Proc. 3734 1 2815 6th Ave. Main 1101 Tbls amazing Self-Instructor ~ Eddie Cantor. Nllssen, whose pic- ing for the officials to come out, with CHAPEL CASE All promised to be on the spot. ···-·-·--··:• will be sent anywhere. You do §- tw·e along with an artidle appeared the intention of ducking them in the not need to send any money. - in a recent issue of the "Radio Di- Whitman College, NIP-The work When the morning light dawned- •••••••••••••~ When you reseice this new meth- gest," was lauded as having a mar- mill stream· near by· TheY were of analyzing the problems of re­ as morning light will-a Vast Mul­ THE GANG GANGS Drugs, Drug Sundries, Candies, od of teaching music. Deposit quired chapel as it is practiced at titude surrounded the Mouth of the Stationery, Fountain Pens, etc. with the Postman the sum of ten velous voice, and associated \vith seen throu~h the window of the at dollars. If you are not entirely other proven artists such as "Sig-~ coach's office, and someone threw a Whitman is being carried on by the Tunnel. At noon-right on time lf Frederick Dean : satis-fied, the money paid will be urd Nilssen, known to the public a-s heavy rock at the window which joint committee of faculty and stu­ he had only been Three Hours earl­ . . § returned in full, upon written re- Major Bower's 'Vikin..... " sent the glass flying, but failed to dents which tla.s been investigating ier-the Mighty Spader appeared, Drug Co. § quest. The Publishers are anx- 5 Sixth & State 2612 6th Ave. Phone M. 2726 § ious to place this "Self-Instruc- go through. Harold Hauk, W. U. the chapel "i' ";ion. Possible modi­ fic...tioilli .,... • vn,.:.ew, cnapel sys­ § tor" in th.! l:.s.nas of mu:sic lovers ~lt Opfj~··ro ~asketball. player, was hit by the flY­ BEAUTY WINNERS E all over the country, and is in a t.J1.UJ 1-t mg glass, but was not injured. The t-em are being investigated, as the § position to make an attractive ~ students have seriously objected to CHOSEN AT IDAHO Phone Maln 2899 ~ proposition to agents. Send for § ~ampus was cleared by officers, but, ll • the present system. Questionnaires E your copy today. Address The ~ instead of dispersing, the mob piled Tatman's Music Bozue College of Idaho-Myrtle Benham, F. C. Jonas & Son ~ "Hallmark Self-Instructor" sta- § i into cars and set out for Dallas, flf- have been sent to other college to Sixth Avenue of Bruneau, and Alice Taylor, of Builders' Hardware. Oils, § tion G, Post Office; Box 111, New § ' • I teen miles away, to lay in wait for find out their position on the ques­ Headquarters for Radios § York, N. Y. E Turner when he went to his home in tion of compulsory chapel. Boise, were judged the most beauti­ Paints & Sporting Goods :;.IUHIIIIIIIUII IIIIIIIUIUfiUIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIUillllllllllllllll; ful girls in the College o~ Idaho last 2503 Sixth Ave. ~"'""'"""'""""""""""'""'"""'"""'""''"""~ that city. Officers from both cities : : escorted him to his home, and a ESSAY PRIZE OFERED week. Voting by the student body : : was carried on all during the week. l''''IIOIU>OIOO~:~ I IU»IIII>>IIIIIIIIIU>~:IIIIUIIIUIUi ~ § Corona Portable & guard was placed to keep the stu- Whitman College, Walla Walla., 5 0 1 and the winners were announced ~_: Sporting Goods ~- ~~~w~a~~~ $5d P!~ den~ off of his property. Salem Wash., Ja.n., N. I. P.- Mr. Wi.lllam IT PAYS TO LOOK WELL ~­ Friday night at the final perform­ TIRES :_ SURE _: m<>nth. sPec i a I high's grievallce lay in the fact that, Worthington, the n ewly elected Get Your Hs.ircuts and rental ra tea to ance of the Junior Jollies, the an­ i E We Carry a Full Line of E students although they ba.d beaten Chemawa counselor of Whitman College ha-s Shaves at the "HARDY'S" nual college pep show. 1 j § § H. D. Baker & Co. 9H Pac. Ave. twice before, Chemawa's three point organized a Good Will Essay con­ SERVICE STATION 6th & Oakes ~ ATHLETIC ~ ·------.. ------· lead gave them the right to play in test for 1929 for students of the col­ :...... ~ ~ G~MJcb ~ Black and Gold the tournament instead of Salem. I! lege. Mr. Worthington has offered C. E. ASBURY t-.~~~:._J ~ E it had not been for the efforts of a. prize of twenty-five dollars to the SKETCHES LINCOLN -·~ ~ HENRY MOHR ~ FINE SYRUP ~ner antedd Kirdis. ktri•. Salem would have Whitman student submitting the r-·-·-·-·-·- -·-·-·- r presen ct 7 without the best essay on the general subject of 1 Sun Drug Co. We furnish the Meat - Fassett and Company "Lincoln was great because he lov­ I i Hardware Co. ~ Tacoma formality of a district tournament. good will among peoples. "It is to ed his fellow men, and that is the 1 Agents for ! E I CONKLIN ENDURA PENS I Served You at The foster mutual understanding at !"'illllllfiUIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIfiiiiiiUittiiiiiUi tiUtUIIUtiUIUit;. ( big thing after all," said Emery As­ I $5.00 and $7.00 In the University of Upper Iowa, home and abroad that constitutes ··-·--- · -·- · - · -·-~ I bury, principal of the Gault school, Other Conklin Pens and Commons ! Compare i (""""""' """ """"""''""'""''""""" ' """'"~ the Frosh-Soph scrap is participated my object in founding the competi­ I in a. speech made in chapel recently. j Pencils $2.50 to $5-00 ~- tion,"s stated Mr. Worthington. J Style-Quality-Price i Permanent Waves in by both the men and women. one The subject of Mr. Asbury's talk was -~ Shaeffer Life Time Pens ====~::-: ~====~=-= of the events for the women is a $15.00 i $5.00 and $10.00 "Lincoln, what he means to me." $7.50 to $10.00 - CARSON'S Ihundred-yard dash, and another is a HUMOR COLUMN IS Professor MaaMillan made an an- I Other Schaeffer Pens and Pencils All Dresses Open Evenings baseball game played by the women j $3.00 and up I PRIZED AT IDAHO lnouncement concerning a lecture to Cor. eth & Anderson Main 646 $15.00 f ~ 739 St. Helens Main 916 : of the two classes. " According to a report from the be given Fridsy, February 22, by Roy OUR NEW STORE Sixth Avenue Market Idaho Argonaut," the humor col- Chapman Andrews at Fellowship 2310 Pacific Ave. 2809 6th Ave. Size::.~zes i!Jii£(:· ;;·iii~ ITh e •~~~~·~here I am umn in that paper is the most val- Hall. I uable part of it. Although they ((\\, n&!/21 E Iz--LESSONS-12 § staym~- don't come out and say that, we base WILLAMETTE PROFESSOR V)I I)~ \.)jj/i 1 E Note or Ear-Guaranteed ~ Everything is green with mol.d; our conclusions on the feet that i ~ The National, Recognled School ~ The landlady's hair gets in the but- INJURED IN FALL petitions have been circulated Salem, Ore.- Dr. John 0. Hall, Uti! ""o COMMERCE sr E WATERMAN PIANO SCHOOL E ter- ~ ! among and by the fraternines and head of the public speaking depart­ BETSY ANN BAKERY WARBURTON BLDG. · 1 : Temple of Music Maln 2406 : Sil thr ""~ - C -D .. D -a-~-~~-tMr. ; llllllllllltfiiiiiHIIIIJIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIfffiHI~ ver eads am.ong the gold. sororities on the campus, demand­ ment at Willamette University, was Canto Two ing that their old friend "Idaho Al­ seriously injured recently in a fall Good Bread and Pastries When the dog died we ha.d "hot dog" bert" be brought back again. How sandwiches; from the steps of a Southern Pacific 2805-7 SIXTH A VENUE THE COLLEGE COMMONS many other columns or departments railway coach from which he was When the cat died we had catnip are so good that petitions are cir­ tea; alighting. for culated for their return-only too Good Home Cooked Food The other day the landlord died­ often is the loss of such a column I left-too much for me. merely "good riddence." Such pop­ - Bison ularity must be deserved! r.. :;~~t~~~~;~ . ...1 ~~------.. ~- we carry alm<>St every- :_= ANNOUNCING "They're off." said the tourist as thing from electric ranges BECAUSE: Boys: Remember the girl friend he looked over the walls of the in­ E to electric curling irons. E Beca.use our R?ck Dell Bra~d stands for the highest and our special candy boxes E No. 26th & Proctor Proctor 258 E sane asylum. The New 6th Ave. quality, you will always enJOY good food if you will :"tiUI IItll lltJIIIUUUIIfi!IUI IHIIIUIIIIIIItiiiiiiJIIIIIIIUUIUI; CHENOWETH'S remember to ask for ''Rock Dell" when buyina0 canned fruits and vegetables. 2614 N. Proctor Jewelry and Music Store for Light Refreshments Younglove Grocery Company r-·-·---·-·noN;;r-FORGET·-·---1 The New Doris Candy Shop 2814 Sixth Avenue Sunset Theater Bldg. You can get all of your i In Central Bank Building TELEPHONE MNN 7 74 5 Sixth Avenue 1 1 TEXT~OOKS j WILL BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS SATURDAY, MARCH9 Remember Us For 11 _ SUPPLIES 1 Full line of jewelry, silverware, glassware and elec­ EASTER NOVELTIES I HERE I trical goods, also Brunswick radiolas and Kolster ra­ Sixth Avenue West End and Page & Shaw TYPEWRITERS I dios are some of the merchandise we "ill feature. CANDIES ALL MAKES High class repairing in watches, clocks, SOLD AND RENTED I jewelry and phonographs. Hans P. Jensen Dusty's Gas House I SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS'I Electric Shoe Shop Brown's Pharmacy Expert Shoe Repairing If you wish us to call for the work and deliver it when finished The Drug Store on the Bridge IJ07 South Proctor Street 6th and Stevens M. R. MARTIN & CO. just Call Main 1296. We sell on the installment. Tacoma, Wash. Proctor 263 2617 No. 21st St. Proc. 228 1' 926 P ACIFIC AVE. I •!•~ n - c -o.-.. -~~-t!....C- ~-~~-·- ~-a••!• ------· Sports Editor Archie Calahan ONUST Assistant Eldon Ottenheimer SPORTS l SPRING SPORTS TENNIS RECEIVES 'Sorority Relay' Meet Scheduled woRK oN couRTs Baseball Starts in --Earnest Today GYM SUITS FOR BIGAPPROPRIATION For April 12 On Logger Field Is PROCEEDING Hubbard to Issue Suits to Varsity GffiL ATHLETES Tennis has been given $225 out construction of the two new COl- All girls will be required to have of the Student Body fees this year. Track Innovation at Puget Sound Announced by Logger lege of Puget sound tennis courts, Work on the Diamond and a Permanent Backstop Improve official suits for gym next year, ac- This is considerable more than at Mentor; Nearly 50 Athletes to Compete for Women's f donated by Harry L. Brown has be- Field Greatly; Practice Games Scheduled with Sixth Icording to Mrs. Wainwright, girls" any other time and will make the Group gun. The courts will be situated two Avenue City League Team gym instructor. All over the United team a greater honor as the addi­ hundred yards west of Jones Hall. IStates the best schools for girls and tional amount shows the greater in­ Something new in the way of track week. There will be twelve men on The site chosen called for but little Equipment will be issued to all pitchers box has been repaired-and coeducational institutions have offi­ terest in the sport. The motley will meets will be staged by the Puget each team and no man will run more excavating and the ground has been aspirants for the Puget Sound base- the bases have been fixed. cial suits for girls' athletics, and C. be spent on equipment, the confer­ Sound track artists this year. At the than two races. By this every mon leveled already. The courts will be ball team this afternoon according Two games have been scheduled P . S. co-eds will not be behind In ence and out for track will be given a chance the finest that can be made and will with the Sixth Avenue team of the any way. guarantees. suggestion of Buford Maceiroy a re­ to Coach Hubbard. The first regular Puget Sound has never won the to show his speed and the teams will be regulation for any matches. city league. Other practice games Suits may be obtained a t the lay meet will be run off with four conference but !rom Ule number be as even as possible making the A good number of aspirants for work out will be held Monday after- are expected to be played with lea- Washington Hardware Com-pany at that evidently are planning to turn teams competing and each team be­ competition as close as possible. the team have been practicing dur- noon on the college diamond. gue teams of Tacoma. A series of 924 Pacific Avenue. out the chances appear a good deal ing sponsored and backed by one of While some of the plans are ten- ing the past week and it looks like Although the batt ery men have games will be played with the Am- better this year for a more success­ the campus sororities. tative, it is hoped that this meet may there will be more competition for been limbering up for the past three erican Veterans Hospital team. The date set for this event is ful season. be an annual event of the Logger the team than in the preceding years PATRONIZE TRAIL April 12, according to plans now track training season. It is possible Two freshmen who have been show- weeks in the gymnasium the players made by Coach Hubbard. In com­ that the sororities will make color ing a good brand of tennis for the have not been out on the field due MISSIONARY l\'IEN ADVERTISERS menting on this type of competition, strips for the runners and in this first of the season and Richmond to the cold winds that have been 0 OUT ON TRACK the coach stated, "What we want is way arouse more interest in the Hidy and Leonard Elsbree. Darrell sweeping the field. Those who would competition for the men and also a Improvements Made event. Thomas, the first man on the squad Whitman College, Walla Walla, N. i ! means of getting the student body Several improvements that have start the day The races that will be run will be last year has also been doing some I. P.-Track t urnouts started Mon- For Service that Satisfies j as a group interested in the spring been made on the athletic field will I right the 220 relay, the 440, half mile, and playing and from the looks of his day with a large group of t he cin- ,- i sports. This pian ought to develop medley relay. The last event will pre-season game he will be ahle to help the diamond pastimers con­ der path men having their first try - siderably. A backstop has been put some interest." have men running 220 yards, quarter surpass his fine tennis of last year. of the spring at getting limbered up. I TRY THE 1_i read the The teams will be chosen by the mile, half mile and mile. up which will save the catchers con­ Coach Folgate eXIiects a squad of f ' coach and the track letter men next siderable work that has previously 40 or 45 men to be reporting regu- ~~ BELL GROCERY t MorRing Ledger EQUIPMENT FOR slowed up the workouts. The infield larly within a few days and from his IDAHO TRACK has been raked and sifted clay bas 1 NORTHWEST STARS GYM IS GOTTEN returning veterans together with the ~- we Deliver the Goods I ALL-AMERICAN BEING GRADED been rolled into the diamond. The unusually promising freshman rna- f Gym equipment, $500.00 has been ------terial, sees prospects for a team ·I Be prepared AND CINDERED Sixth Ave. and Fife St. I Whitman College, Walla Walla, N. ordered purchased and all the gym OREGON TOURNEY which will compare favorably with I • classes are eagerly anticipating the AT waLAMETTE any of recent years. Ray Forquer,.____, _ ----1 With the current news of the I. P.-Two Whitman College basket- College of Idaho-With the ap­ ball players, '·Wally" Holtngren and proach of spring and the opening of early arrival of this much needed who captained last year and ran the IF.======;;;nl day before leaving your home dashes is expected to be in fine shape "Bevo" Croxdale, are mentioned the track season, work on the c. of equipment as there is practically Willamette University, N. I. P.­ in the morning among the outstanding hoop artists none there at present. The 13th annuaJI Oregon state high for competition. Pat Joyce, confer­ For Better Service of the United States in which is said I . cinder path is under way. The The itemized list is as follows: school basketball tournament will ence two-mile champ, is expected to to be the first All-American college track and straightaway are being One pair adjustable parallel bars, open here Wednesday and carry be out in front again, but with some and Quality Morning News is basketball selection ever made. Joe graded and recindered in an effort one vaulting and jumping "horse," through until the 1929 champion is repression by Savi.k.ko, a lad from Godfrey, Jr., of Chicago, lists the to make the field compare favorably one horizontal bar, one set of named in the final game Saturday Alaska, said to bear the same Scan­ two Missionaries among the choice "Climbing Ropes," two chest rna- dinavian blood as Nurmi and Wide. Fresh with ovals of past years. The old night. Some 80 prep athletes, rep­ Call of the nation, Holtngren being chines, one No. 600 rowing machine, resenting ~e ten districts of the Ted Boswell will be aided in the placed seventh on the roster of cen- tract on Cleaver field, which was dis- one set "official Olympic jumping pole vault by Norberg, a member of Items are brief, to the point state, will start gathering here Tues­ ters and Croxdale 17th among the placed with the building of Strahorn standards," one striking bag equip­ day in preparation for the event last year's team, and Phil Robbins Nicola Grocery and you can find what you ment and bag, three sets No. 100 14- from Mac-Hi, Milton-Freewater, Or. guards. The two Whitman players library, was widely known for its which will climax hoop activity in ANDMARKET I are looking for quickly are the only ones in the Northwest compactness and speed, being con­ oz boxing gloves, one measuring tape the state. Drawings for the first who was best vaulter in eastern Ore­ uoo fee ~) . gon last spring. conference to be recognized by the sidered by some the best in the speed. round of play will be held in the Ill Chicago sports writer. Several out­ office of Roy S. Keens, Willamette Order The Ledger With a few seasons of packing and standing men from Coast conference coach, who, with Leslie Sparks, grad­ To get in "strong" with her Delivered teams received mention. settling the new track in College Baseball Prospects uate manager, will have charge of Stadium field should equal the old At Whitman Are the tournament. First game of the make it a package of one. Named Bright event will be played at 7:30 Wednes­ • 15 Cents Per Week MAKEUP MASKS & WIGS day night. BROWN & HALEY'S Daily and Sunday NEAL E. THORSEN FOOTBALL MAN HEADS Whitman college walla walla N. This tournament, as in previous I Pythian Temple, Second Floor FOUNDERS' DAY ' ' ones, will be on straight elimination Cir. Dept. Broadway 2244 Masquerade Costumes, Tuxedos Colle e of Idaho N. I. P- Bill Gill - ~ I. _F.-Baseball prospects are_ pretty 0 g . ' . bnght for the Missionaries this year. basis. A conclusion series between r---~-~----~-~--~-~----~-~--. and Dress Suits for Rent am, of BoiSe, former preSident of the The itchin staff has been eatly 924'1.! Broadway Main 3111 defeated teams of the title flight st udent body and all Northwest foot- tr Pgth edg b t grbe will be held in conjunction with the ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ s en en y wo new mem rs, IUlliUIIllllllllll•u•nu•IUI•IIIIIIIl!lii:IU•JIUIIIIIIII!lRalll••uu• llllllllll•UuiiJU• m• uu_.IUI. :JII ball cent~r. ':'as elected manager of Clow and Browni!.,'< With Soper battle for the state championship. BROWM & HALEY the Founders day. The manager and Gidley, tow v;terans, back Whit- District winners to enter are Wal­ e G has general charge of all events of man should have one of the best lowa, No. 1; Mcloughlin of Milton- t• the May Day celebration, and pitching staffs in the northwest. I t R ann~l Freewater, No 2; The Dalles, No. 3; aso lne the appomtments of the chairman Gardner, veteran first baseman, Medford, No. 4; Myrtle Point, No. 5; Sold onlyDbeyall~dependent of the various committ~es. Dorathy, catcher, Baily and Kohl, Eugene, No. 6; Chemawa, No. 7; Till- 10 amook, No. 8; Astoria, No. 9, and v e ay ~· 5 outfielders, are back at their old SPRING FOOTBALL AT positions. There are many promis- Washington High of Portland, No.

!UIIIIItiiii.IUI.IUUlUU.aiUIIIUIUIUlUUI UIUIIUIIIItllllllllfllllltlllftllllllllllllllflttUtlllllliiUIIIIUtiiiiiUIII IIIUIIIIIIIIU• WHITMAN ing men for the open positions. 10. Whitman College, Walla Walla, N. Whitman has been fortunate again AI French, Portland, and Roy I. P.-With the first indication of this year by getting games with Lamb, Oregon State College will of­ PRODUCERS OF FINE PRINTING spring, "Nig" Borleske, coach, is- most of the members of the north- ficiate at all games. sued the summons to spring foot- ern division of the Pacific Coast !=_· ~·~ ;:~~~ ~::·::07~ Iball practice and about 30 men re- Conference. CINDER ARTISTS OUT AT Main 4978 9th & Broadway sponded. The work thus far has CALDWELL :11 UUIIUIIUIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIItllllllllllttii11UIIIIIIIflltlllllllllllllfiiiiiiiiUIIUIIIUIIIUIIIIIUIIliiiii11JIIUIIIUJIIIII~ been confined to fundamentals but College of Idaho, N. I. P.-First next week scrimmage will be in or- BACKSTOP ON DIAMOND call for track artists for the Coyote Printing :Binding der. NOW ·~·-·---·- · -·-·-·--- -·------r squad was sounded this week by - Meanwell Official I A new permanent pipe and wire coach George Stove!, and practice

Come to DECLARED by profes­ II= C' C' A. __ sionals to be easier to ~~~ ~~.£ ._'-...; '-...;~ ~~ ~--1?-v~~u~~-e-~--~-le_~_ne_d_sFeature Pictures ~ =~~~ ;~::O!m!:UX:· ~~ WINTHROP How would it seem if- play than any other make. ~ Beautiful Irish Romance Fred Le Penske had not hair. BARBER SHOP Tnte in p£tcb in all keys I A 13th & Broadway 13th & Commerce 27 ''MOTHER Bill Kellogg was 5 feet 2. ):( Don Le Deux was limited to one girl. delight to the player-a delight ~w~,..QWC"{I,I~.,QWC~~W'.i).,QWC"~\<>1\t}.,QWC,.~W~"Q"~~ MACHREE" Don Shotwell couldn't talk. ~X~X~~x~~x~~~ Eddie Bassett had to buy his "cords" that increases beyond meas­ Starring by the yard. ~lllltiiiUIIIIIIUI I I.fiHIIIIUII I IIII I IUtiUI I IIIlJIIIUIIIIIIIIItl~ ure as he realizes its technical Belle Bennett and Freddie Gysln didn't turn out for possibilities. football. SPALDING'S Victor McLagen, onie Hannus had to keep his face SPRINGFlc'::OWERS IVI usicians are invited to inspect with an All-Star straight when he plays basket ball. I I HIGH GRADE ATHLETIC cast Eloise Sanders stepped out with all the King band instruments John Garnero. here at this store. We are exclusive GOODS ALSO Charlie Anderson lost his pep. Mamie Hill couldn't play basket ball. a gems. The California florists 5 Snappy Acts 5 Chuck Smith lost his comb. I I WASHINGTON HARDWARE CO. OF Ray Croxall couldn't make a basket. ~ Whisper New Hopes ~ 924 Pacific Ave. Vaudeville The faculty took a vacation a11 next week. ~Main 7732 919 Pac. Ave. ~ Sherman)ay & Co...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This nonoonse should stop. ~1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1 11 11 11111111 11 1111 1 11 1 1 11 111. PATRONIZE TRAIL PATRONIZE TRAIL ADVERTISERS FEATURES ADVERTISERS

PAGE FOUR THE PUGET SOUND TR.An. HALLIBURTON'S Unknown Humorist Perfects Organiza- t!tbe lauget ~ounb t!trail FAIR AND WARMER LIFE ONE THRILL By Hank Norton j attle weather!" • • E•tabllshed. Published Weekly AFrERANOTHER ••• ••• -:- -·­• iept. 26, 1922 During School Year It was Mark Twain who said that One of the most deplorable traits OffJelal Pal>llcation of Tke AAaoelated Student• though everybody talked about the that the weather has developed is In a picturesque and poetic nut- tion at Puget Sound; Is Loafer's Club OOLLEGE OF PUGET SOUND weather no one ever did anything untrustworthiness. I have always Printed by Johnson-Cox Company. 726 Pac.lflc Ave. themselves financially and they are about it. Of course, there are times enjoyed the musical sound of rain on shell here is the career of Richard Entered a.s aecond-class matter at the Post Oftlce a t Tacoma., Wash­ BY ME, GANGSTER incton, under the Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. when very few changes are neces- a tin roof, so when I heard that it Halliburton, the romantic, literary only to support themselves physically Sllbl<:rlptlon price, 75c per semester; $1.00 per school y ear by mail adventurer who appeared here on when necessary. A,gvertlslng rates on request. sary, but there are also times when rained often in Tacoma I immed­ the evening of March 6 at central The organization to be known as the weather could be greatly im- lately took steps to cover a part of 10. The association goes on record Minard Fassett Lutheran. the Trail Association of Labor Dodg- Editor in Chief proved. Even a mere novice could the roof with tin. Since that time as being opposed to literacy, honesty, Edna Muzzy Associate Editor do a much better job with the I have lived in Tacoma ten years He swam the Hellespont where Le- ers, wishes to go on record as pub- self-support, or work. Any member News Editor Geraldine Whitworth ander and Lord Byron swam. licly thanking Mr. Battin for the indulging in any of these will be Assistant-Henry Norton weather than is sometimes being and never once has it rained on that done right here in our fair city of piece of tin. It rains all around it, He climbed Olympus, Stromboli, many suggestions for Getting by forced to go to class for one week. If that falls, he will be forced to stop EDITORIAL STAFF Tacoma. it rains in the window nearby, it Vesuvius and Aetna. which we had to date overlooked. For example, take an ordinary day rains down the chimney and puts He ran the Marathon over the we will attempt to repay him by biting his fingernails. Desk Editor Wllliam Leuenberger in late February. There have been the fire out; but through it all that original course. Application should be made out Asst. Desk Editor Bruce Johnson summarily electing him as faculty such days in which I have counted strip has stayed as dry as an after­ He scaled the Acropolis walls at early and turned in to any of the Sports George Tibbits night. advisor for the group. The organ- Assistant--Fred LePenske no fewer than eight varieties of dinner speech. cases mentioned in chapel Monday. Society Ida Bowlin weather, ranging from bright sun- It is probably this untrustworthi­ He charged up Mount Pa.rna.ssus. izatlon which is to soon be born is .to We are sure they are all identified Womens Actlvitles Madge Miller shine to snow, and including sleet, ness on the part of the elements He danced through the Vale of embrace all loafers, (especially fem­ by this time. And by the way, until Features Elverton Stark fog, rain, wind; in fact, including which. is rapidly turning our once Tempe. inine loafers> and to include a com­ the organization gets under way, REPORTERS prospective members are asked not practically everything but a tidal blithe and merry weatherman into a He made a pilgrimage to the grave pendium of ways and means for get­ to use the athletic field as a parking Doris Wakefield Margaret Heinz Irene Whitfield wave, or the destruction of Pompeii. soured and crabbed wife-beater. of Rupert Brooke who is buried on a ting by. The list, thanks to our fac­ place as it may be reserved for the Helen Maack Carol Lindsay Bruce Thomas Now this sheer profligacy of weath- Never does the weatherman venture lonely Grecian isle. Elizabeth Ll.ttle Bonney Hardman John Cochran er is the very poorest economy, and a forecast of weather conditions, but In the tracks of Achilles and Alex­ ulty advisor, is already ·assuming officers. Frances Bjorkman Richard Breon Josephine lams besides it is annoying. If we were he is balked by the perverseness of ander he ran three times around the great proportions. For the information of those in­ E1ma Sinei Margaret Swanson Lillian Boyd terested in the formation of this Myrtle Faulkner Leonard Elsbree Margaret Palmer to have an eleven course dinner cast the elements. A storm may be head­ windy walls of Troy. In the preliminary survey, we have club, the meetings are to be run by Donald Turnbull Irene Heath Paul William into one large leaky container, shak­ ed for Tacoma, roaring and raining He swam-almost--the evil straits ad?Pted as a motto for the group, Charles Anderson Shirley Morris Robert Yow·.~ en vigorously and then deposited on as it comes, and the weather pro­ between Scylla and Charybdis. Parliamentary Rules of Order, but Walter Nelson Truly Physec.c the famous slogan, "They can not Clara Belle Ashley our plates, we should protest, and phet hangs up his storm warnings in He followed to the end the fab- not for some time, as the only Rob­ pass." The persons to be admitted rightly. And yet we tolerate this a spirit of helpfulness, and that ulous trail of Ulysses, with only erts Rules of Order we could find Marie Hansen Business Manager proved to be a savings bank book, Proctor 3217R abominable mixture o~ weather and storm is sure to turn around and Homer for his guide and the Odys- are in two classes, the inactive mem­ Horace Geer Asst. Business Manager go about our accustomed tasks with go home, or disappear, or sit on a sey for his book. bers, who are to be the crowning and had nothing in it but car tok­ Advertising Manager ens. These car tokens will be used Bob Hayden Circulation Manager a persistence which is marred only mountain peak and watch the swel- He found the Lotus Land-the Cy- glory of the clan, and the active Wilbur Goss to save wear on the feet of the club by the creaking of our rheumatic tering· city below until everyone is clop's Cave-the Aeolean island of members, who will, as soon as they ADVERTISING ASSISTANTS joints. lulled into false security. Then the the winds. members, as there are sore feet in Clare Hartnett Grace French He braved a modern Circe's become sufficiently inactive, be pro- Puget Sound this day, my masters! Betty Robbins Christena Gonyeau Another trying thing about the storm breaks, drenching and spoil- weather situation is its habit of ing hats and threatening to wash charms, and looked for Sirens in the mated. ------Elizabeth Little Georgia Johnson ! ~-a-~-_.a-~:~- ~ -~ Bonnie Reeder Jack Holmes wandering about the country. It is I away every building in the town. A caves of Capri. Those who are eligible to hold of­ Our Artistic Haircutting Richmond Hidy as though the weather feels that few more times of being fooled and And then-in the summer of 1928 fice are those who have attained the Makes a. Continual Increase of Satisfied Customers -he retra.veled the old Cortez trail distinction of being publicly lauded there is not enough material for it I venture that the weatherman will Dewey's Barber Shop WEATHER AND OTHER THINGS to work on here in Tacoma, but it amend his dally reports to read in Mexico, dove 70 feet into the in meeting. Others will follow and finally we may aspire to have a stu­ Next to Brown's Pharmacy This is Thursday afternoon. Less than twenty four needs must wander off to Portland something like this: Weather for to- Sacred Well of Chichen Itza in Yu­ hours after this effort has gone through the ma-w of the Trail or Bellingham. Once I heard of its day, uncertain-probable southeast catan, and swam the entire length dent body whose sole activity is ----~-~~~-~!!~·- __ getting as far as Salt Lake City be­ to northwesterly winds, barometer of t he Panama Canal. writing editorials. office typewriters it will appear on the back page of the Trail Since the purpose and aim of this f'"""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""~ in the guise of an editorial. But in that hventy four hours fore it was apprehended and sent lower, possibly higher-temperature, Mr. Halliburton is the author of back by the Interstate Commerce variable with indications of warm two of the most popular travel books group is to enable the casual stu - I , great changes can and may take place. dent to 'coast by,' with a minim~ t s National Toaster Week The topic of this little discussion will be, directly or in­ Commission. It is getting so that frist. And even then he will be of the decade, "The Royal Road to ! directly, tl1e weather. For the last three days life at the College when Seattle people experience fog, obliged to add as a footnote: These Romance," and "The Glorious Ad­ of Puget Sound has been pursuing its happy progress with they sniff vindictively and mutter, forecasts subject to sudden change. venture." The first of these sur­ all the ease of a Packard on a long straight stretch of highway. "Tacoma weather," in much the And I for one shall consider that passed all literary records and the The lubricant that has made everything go so nicely, or seem same way that Tacoma people greet he has done well with a difficult second, which came off the press in North End a fog by scowling and saying, "Se- subject. the early summer of 1927 bids fair satisfactory~ff~[ in~£F.~~~ almost any case. :_~...... ~ Electric Shop to go so nicely, is the cheering warmth of Old Sol beaming down with pleasant friendliness upon the backs of students to duplicate the record of "The Roy­ 1. Never strike a co-ed with your and faculty alike. The real spring sunshine has arrived and al Road." Mr. Halliburton brings to fist. If you use the palm of the L. R. ZACK will stay, we l;tope, until this effort has reached the public. the lecture platform the same frank, hand there is no bruise to show to But having remarked that things can change materially in intimate and fascinating style which the judge. :.~ 2617 No. Proctor Proctor 709 =.~ characteizes his books. He person­ 2. Mental Hi-jackers must pay twenty-four hours, especially \Vashington weather, we will Scholarship Sociology on a wprld wide scale is ifies the spirit of romantic, youthful their dues promptly the first of the :ltiiiUUIIIIIIIIIUUifltlllllllllllllflltUUIIIIIIIUIIUIIIIIIIII.: venture no predictions. Offered Ivaluable train:.: . fer the student But while the invigorating warmth of a .March sun is adventure. month, or they will be dropped from Colorado Springs, colo.-The first planning to enter public affairs, the the union. putting us in this benign mood, we would like to look about diplomatic and consular services, or tional endowment has been placed NOTICE . I 3. Those using ponies in classes WJ and take in a few of the improvements that are greeting aeronautical scholarship ever offer- int-ernational business. are Eyes examined RIGHT to thl' credit of the university. Glasses RIGHT Prices RIGHT the Logger campus these days. ed by an American aircraft concern To win the B. W. A. requested to turn them in to the the student Additional endowment funds of teacher for correction and revision Over on the athletic field deep holes have been dug. Be­ has been established in the Daniel Caswell Optical Co. may take his first two years of col- $182,000 will be given Ohio Wesleyan the first of the semester, thereby 758 St. Helens side these holes a framework of iron pipe and chicken wire Guggenheim school of Aeronautics lege in a land instit ution, and spend by the General Education Board if has been built and now resides on its side, ready to be cemen­ eliminating needless errors. at New York University by J. Don his Junior and Senior years in an alunmi and friends of the university 4. When the course is past (not ted to the ground. The baseball players will soon have a new ~llllltlllltiiiiiiiiiiiUUIIti ii ii i iUUIIHIIIIIIUIIUIUIIIIIIIIIIIE Alexander, president of the Alexan­ intensive study of the courses in pay pledges which they have made passed) turn your ponies and crib backstop. the World Affairs diviSion of the to the development program of the As this work has been in progress cement mixers have der Eaglerock company. sheets in to the officers of this club Floating University curriculum. Or university by June 1. The board has for redistribution. moved upon the bowl and we find the track being outlined A four year scholarship in aeron­ the student may spend all four years a contract with Ohio Wesleyan with a cement curb. At last the cinder path men will be able autical engineering or business aer­ 5. Persons borrowing money are with Floating University. whereby it gives the university one requested to borrow even sums so ~~~~!'S to find their way about when training. onautics will be awarded this year I l But don't stop. Let's rove through some of the campus Floating University will also con- dollar for every two dollars collec­ they may be added with a minimum to the college student who shows the fer a certificate on all students not ted from other sources before June, paths, made famous at this time of lhe year by couples who most practical imagination in aero­ of effort. ~.... .~ . .~.~.: ...... ~~~~~~:.::~:~ .. ~::: ..J candidates for a degree who sue- the total gift of the board not to 6. Girls are requested to slide crave solitude more than company, and pretty soon we will nautics. The winner may choose cessfully complete the requirements exceed $400,000. down the balustrades as it is just as come out on a recently cleared place where two new cement between the scholarship and an Ea­ for a full year's work. An official The gift of the endowmen t funds MASON'S tennis courts, the gift of Mr. Brown, are being erected. glerock airplane. Two hundred and effective and not so wearing. Bulletin, giving these requirements means that Ohio Wesleyan has paid 7. Athletes are expected not to All in all things look pretty good. The weather makes us eleven colleges are represented in FOR as well as those for the degrees, will off a deficit and other obligations study, and it is hoped that they will optimistic, improvements make us hopeful for the future and the competition. A number of free by heavens, we may graduate some day. flying courses and free flight man­ be mailed to colleges and universi- totalling "$375,000 existing a year ago, not embarrass their professors by Correct Apparel ties after February 25th. for the General Education Board attending class. uals are offered. FOR Prof. Alexander Klemin, a con­ The revised charter was made makes money grands only to insti­ 8. Persons not members of the as­ THANK YOV-MR. COATSWORTH sociation are requested not to annoy sulting aeronautical engineer for possible, Floating University officials tutions free from debt. The board the Young Last week the freshman issue carried a "style sheet" for the host-esses in the Trail Night Club, both army and navy during the say, in part by the reception Ameri- has just completed an examination the Trail. The journalism class, under Mr. Coatsworth, have can educators have given its curri- of the financial condition of the formerly Trail office, as they have College Man compiled a standard way of writing and editing copy that is World War, now head of the Gug­ culum, and in part by the extreme- university. This is the first time in the members to entertain and a to be used by all journalists connected with the College of genheim school at New York, has become chairman of the Alexander ly favorable reports that have been many years that Ohio Wesleyan has working girl has some rights. 948 Pacific Avenue Puget Sound. A standard method of capitalization, of punc­ coming back from every country the not faced an accumulated deficit. 9. Members are not to support tuation, of writing all copy has been adopted. Eaglerock committee on awards. This little reminder is primarily addressed to all re­ Other members w1ll be Dr. Jesse University has visited this year. Cu- ,;;;-;!;!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!;!!!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!;;!;;!;;!!;!!!!;;!;;;!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!!;!!!!~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; porters, if any, on the Trail who are adjured to find the afore­ Morgan, dean of the Colorado bans, Hawaiians, Japanese, Chinese, II mentioned ..style sheet" and then follow it. School of Mines, Pres. J. Don Alex­ Siamese and British have been And lastly we would like to thank .Mr. Coatsworth and ander, and Dr. D. B. Harmon of greatly impressed with the serious­ his class for the effort put into its production. It was a very Colorado College. ness of purpose displayed by these I~HODEi liROTH~R\ useful piece of work and we are grateful. · New York University was chosen American students. after a careful survey of aeronauti- garet Harris, Marie Helmer, Betty cal schools in American universities. New Faculty GIRLS GLEE Robbins, Bonney Reader, Hazel The executive councll and Chancel- I uu.tem bers OPENS YEAR Beehart. lor E. E. Brown have given hearty (Continued from Page One> second Altos: Vera Crall, Isabelle approval of the scholarship plan of Whitman College, Walla Walla, ~or the Moore, Viola Van Patter, Mary Van promoting aviation interest in the Wash., Jan. N. I. P.- Mr. John W. Vocal Solos: Break of Day, Reilly; Sickle, Elsie Crall. colleges. Heaton of the University of Chlca- Marietta, Romielli-Mary Milone. More college students are flying go will fill the place on the Whit­ John PaUl Bennett, director; eSt. Patrick's Party When a Maid Comes Knocking­ Grace Van Vechten, accompanist; today than ever before. Flying clubs man College faculty left vacant by are now active in 87 colleges and The FireflY. Friml; Sympathy-The Ina Ruth Coffman, manager; Reitha universities. the resignation of Professor J. A Firefly, Friml; Tiritomba-Neopoli­ -A FROCK Gehri, assistant manager. Kerns of the Latin department. Mr. tan Folk Song-The Club. H@aton comes to Whitman with an Tap Dance, Irma Bloomquist; SPEAKING OF TRACK Degrees on FROM RHODES enviable record in the teaching Dance of tht! Pine Tree Fairies, For­ "Speaking of bear, I met one that High Seas man; Medley from the South, Pike was spoiling for a fight while look­ For the first time in the history world. He is a graduate of Drake COLLEGIENNE SHOP! -The Club. out the Pinnacle Peak- Ways. Met of American education regular aca­ university and has done graduate Selections: Tree, Joyce Kilmer; him face to face at a distance of 30 demic degrees will be conferred on work at the University of Kansas the high seas, according to an- Slumber Boat, Gaynor-Double feet. His hair was all turned the and the University of Chicago. Mr. When there are so many parties, and you Quartette. wrong way and the teeth he showed nouncements from the home office Bridal Chorus (from the Rose me were as large as an average of Floating University a t 11 Broad- Heaton holds his master's degree need at least ONE dress, but you hate to men­ Maiden) , Cowan-The Club. tombstone. I didn't stop to argue way. While the students and facul- from the University of Chicago tion that fact to Dad- isn't it marvelous to College Scene-The Club. about the right-of-way as I had only ty of this co-ed travel university are where he has been a member of the find such perfectly enchanting frocks for Personnel a small hand-axe which was not steaming from Penang to Calcutta, faculty for the Past eight years. A just $17.50? Whether you want a formal First Soprano: Elsie Anderson, sufficient for a man-sized bluff. the news is made public that a re- peculiar coincidence occurs here. !or frock or an informal dress with sleeves, Allee Berry, Wilma Frederick, Reitha Having heard that "distance lends vised charter enables Floating Unl- Mr. Heaton once before succeeded there's a large selection in Rhodes Col­ Gehrt, Portia Miller, Marry Milone, enchantment to the view" I proceed- versity to confer degrees, beginning Professor Kerns in a teaching posi­ Lucile Murback, Helen Ritchie, Jan­ ed to acquire distance as rapidly as wit h the college year 1929-30. tion, although neither knows the legienne shop. lee Wilson, Ethel Trotter. possible. Bays I, "Feet I've raised Accordingly the university will of- other. Second Soprano: Ina Coffman, you right, now do your stuff." They fer programs of study leading to Helen DeLine, Marjorie Gardner, did. After going a hundred yards I the B. A., M. A., and B. w. A. de- More Endow- dresses $17.50 Carol Hanson, Viola Jordan, Carol glanced back over my shoulder and grees. The B. W. A., (Bachelor of ment Given Lindsay, Jessie Munger, Charlotte saw .Bruin smelling my tracks and World Affairs) is a new degree, not Delaware, Ohio-The General Ed­ -Collegienne shop, third floor Tromer, Dorothy Turley, Doris like the Chinaman, I said, "You like conferred elsewhere, and is based on ucation Board of New York has no­ Wakefield, Madge Miller. my tracks, I make you some more." the concept that the ·study of His­ tified officials of Ohio Wesleyan ~~ Altos: Olive Bartlett, Ms.r- -A Soph. tory, Government, Economics, and University that $218,000 for addi-