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Dear dickheads, what I writedoesnot inany manner In response to your Psycho involve the use of a twat or a dick PUBLISHER Corner bashing of Queer Nation. (like some sexual freak show in Gianni Ellefsen It is just this type of Moronic Atti- Tiajuana may use.) ART/MUSlC DlRECfOR tudethat stops any progress in our Best wishes to that blue balled fight for Equality and Under- couple and if all else fails they JR Ruppel standing. It's Bigoted Assholes have each other. COPY EDITOR like you that treat men like Steve Trinnaman "Bitches" because of their own fear. People don't turn gay. We're PHOTO EDITOR Sorry, wedon't have acool story to write about the artist just born with a different outlook Dear Dickheads, Robert DeBemy who drew this month's cover. on sexuality. The easiest thing to After reading in the Salt Lake CARTOON His name is Bill and he is an do is to make fun instead of trying Tribuneabout themurder of Birtes excellent sculptor from back a little understanding. We are not Lee Wilson Jr. by two rookie cops, T.L. Miller East somewhere. ballerinasand hairdressers. I am a I feel that this has happened one CONTRIBUTING I met him one night at Burts waiter and my lover is a lawyer. too many times. It is too bad that and he handed me this aver One who will not be defending this poor man was not better armed WRITERS and I never got contact info on Chris Salisbury him. We will befeaturing him as you in your upcoming civil dis- in order to defend himself from next month's local artist if we crimination suit. Why don't you the attack. It is also too bad that he Helen Wolf can get a hold of him. "MACHO BOYS" come down to was not able to run fast enough to Scott Vice Sorry Bill (I think that's your the Deer Hunter and get your asses escape the police bullets. This is name). kicked by some real "FAIRIES.'' another example of the police beto the Power brutality that runs rampant in this If you are interested in sub- Michael S. city. I am upset about this because mitting a cover, do so. The art workmustfit intoa8"x 10.5"and I haveseen so muchof it. What we must be reproducable. We will Dear Dickheads, need isa system where theaccused accept any kind of submissions. Itseems to methat J.T.and the are automatically innocent until If you are drawing the design, Fat Man haveconfused insult with they are proven guilty in a court Laura, BeButton, Private Eye, draw a new logo. If you want to humor but, hone the less, it's a with a judge and a jury. Jon T., Dave Hendriokaon, Kria, Mmgi Al-, Chopper, Jo Yaffe, use a second color, do the over- good thing that they don't need Until such a time comes, the Clark W.,P.K. lay yourself. If you have any balls to be humorous. only defense for our citizens is to SPECIAL THANKS questions call 468-6294. Feyseem a little to preoccu- be as well-armed or better armed Malle pied with fucking, maybe they than the police. Unfortunately, You were chosen, should try venting some of their these sadistic cops must be dealt You are chpsen time. SLUQlrrpubllshedbytheMhofeachrnonlh.Th in obvioussexual frustrationsso they with on their own level: with guns writing is conlrbuted by free-lance wrhers. Th We are frozen, can broaden their focus. I'm not and attitude. If they ever arriveon writing in the psprr in the oplnlon of the wr~ters We are frozen in line. saying that they should have sex my doorstep they will be faced andknanb~~(~~rikthatof the~~oole who w( I You won't feel it, You can't itimer. The topb includod are alsi cbn- with humans since beastiality is with their worst enemy: a respon- feel it, but I can. Ir&1ed. Iyou don7 agree wlh what is said.:or sible, law-abiding citizen who is youfdmethingismbingthen youshoulddo The touch of your hand. illegal. Then again it's not my hingabwt il...write. All submisoions tnUQ My heart is beating, place to say what consentingadults aware of his rights as a human rwived no later than the 25th of tha pro- being and also happens to well erdlng month. We try noI to edit any of the and all the screamlng,you do in private. If they want to do mltlng that m senl.,We ask thet you keep your cannot hear. mannequins, glazed donutsor ~r.armed. I ask the residents of this w~lngshonandtothepoim.Thiigives w mom T's fist, whatever makes them city to remember that no matter roomior more pqople'swriling.Wethank you lor As I draw you near. On the vwrwminuedswwrtand homwecandoIhlsI last parade. happy if it helps. where you go in life these creeps ior a vQry long tl& I wear the mask. Now concerning my gender are always the same, becausea pig ..zn.. Thank Yo\ ' 1 It is dreadful, this game or sexual orientation, it is irrel- is a pig, and thaes that. :4r,! &s~uastpn I that I play. evant. Not that I'm some propo- Wanting you this way. nent of universal androgyny but Rob ~adeb~ Send Us Your Stuff Your eyes are bleed~ng, but do they see me, as I SLUG STAFF a waste away, further each day. On the All Correspondence P.0. Box I465 last parade. The simplest things that we . should be sent to: Salt Lake thy, Utah have to face, are taught by our eyes and 6"-' T MAGAT""€ 84152 learned by mistake. Chained by this dream Weed lore Info that's breaking in two, ~p.0. BOX 1465 out of my heart and into , (80 1) 487.922 1 you. -TLP SLC, UT 84152 b 0 1994 8LUG Productions I - --;T---- COME^^ ,,, mw I IALL w L Well, another issue of SLUG, one thing to say. I-' V really and another dollar (literally). sucks. I have been crashing at Don't worry, this isn't going to my brother's pad cause the man be one of those columns where I said I had to pay rent. Selfish bitch and moan about how apa- bastard! But, I have been able to thetic Salt Lake is, well maybe enjoy the comfr t of cable TV. later. I actually have something MTV sucks. I know why the to say, so pay attention. younger generation is so fucked ' I know rumors are flying up now. Don't get me wrong, I around town about my selling still love my time in front of the the paper (SLUG, that is) and in tube. I would never miss a re- a sense they are true. I am going run of Charles In Charge. But, this to be selling a portion of the whole MTV generation is really paper to Gianni Ellefsen, former backwards, the youth of today owner of Guitar Gallery. I will have the attention span of a tree still be putting the paper out so and the creative minds have it will still be pretentious and dwindled into a Sega commer- over designed. I just won't be cial. What a shame! Suggestions: doing the business end of the Do something. paper. Those of you who know As far as this whole Kurt me will agree this was a wise Cobain thing goes, it really choice, I am no businessman. doesn't mean anything. If any of Things won't change too you are looking for an answer to much, mostly someone will an- why today's youth are so fucked swer the phone when'you call, up, he was not the answer or the PRODIRON MARCH HARE I and if they don't they will return reason. He was a creative guy your message. I will still be who couldn't handle it and he happylo blow you off if you call quit, a chicken-shit approach, or write for a response ... so feel but he chose it. I personally like free to call anytime. This paper the music and thought he had will still be there for you and we some interesting things to say. hope the people involved and But, he was not a spokesman for adiertising will continue to do the youth of today. He was a so. The paper is only going to fucked up songwriter whose 15 get better. SLUG is growing minutes made David Geffen a faster than I can keep up with lot of money. Who cares JR, shut and I felt it was better to bring in the fuck up. help than throw in the towel- my usual business move. Okay, See ya'll next month On to my sad story about Peace & Dowe how apathetic Salt Lake is. I got IR All Shows dl: ...,,:!I .I Information 571=628 1 '1i head understudies gather in Se- attle to listen to a tape of Courtney Love reading Kurt's suicide note and look cool. After the mourn-in one fan goes home and kills him- self with a shotgun. In related news, carpet cleaning franchises . show a 70% jump in business for rifle on the grassy knoll not far this weekend. &~aWOLF from Cobain's house. 8 -Kurt Loder calls up CNN's Ber- APRIL 7- Courtney Love is ar- nard Shaw to ask for advice on :#MELLS OEAD rested in Beverly Hills for drug how to maintain during a crisis, possession and impersonating a likening his ordeal to Bernie's in .- ROCK STARS skank ho.