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WE BREEZE t^C All The News That Fits We Print Vol. XXXVIII Madison College, Harrisonburg, Virginia, Friday, February 2,1962 No. 13

Sound of Whistle NO EXCUSES GIVEN Means Trouble Professional excuses will not Frankel Dance Drama Company be given to students for the To "Jack" Derrer purpose of holding an interview •by Nancy Kersey concerning summer employment. To Be At Madison February 5 The smell of smoke filled the Students who need to have air in Converse Dorm. Where conferences with prospective The Frankel Dance Drama Com- there is smoke there must be fire! employers should arrange to pany will be presented in the third Girls rushed to the telephone to have such conferences during Madison College Lyceum Program call the fire department. At the week ends at home or during at Wilson Hall Monday, February 5 at 8:00 P. M. sight of the fire trucks a well- the Easter vacation period. known Madison figure hurried to Class cuts should be used for The Dance Drama Company, Converse. this purpose. which has recently completed a Mr. Franklin Pierce Derrer, bet- six weeks repertory session in ter known to his friends as Jack, New York, has appeared in more was once again at the scene of AAUW To Help than 600 American cities. trouble as he has been for eighteen Graduate Students The Madison College program years. Mr. Derrer in the capacity by the Company will include "Al- A program of graduate study as night watchman has answered ways Pierrot," a play within a many a whistle blown by a dorm through which mature college play, about the people in a travel- Hostess. This to him means trouble, women may qualify themselves for ling group of players; "Romeo and which can be anything: overflow- teaching, research, or administra- Juliet" featuring Tschaikowsky's tion in higher education was an- ing water pipes, no heat or too, "Overture Fantasia," which focuses nounced this month by the Ameri- much heat, blown fuses and even romantic themes on Shakespeare's an occasional rowdy visitor. Mr. can Association of University star-cros,sed lovers. Other themes Derrer also checks the buildings, Women Educational Foundation. in the act depict the forces of fate ever on the lookout for fire and Financed by a $225,000 grant from The Frankel Dance Drama Company performs. which moved Romeo and Juliet to prowlers, making Madison a safer the Rockefeller Brothers Fund, this their tragic end. The final part place for the students. Because of nationally significant program will of the Madison College appear- the multiplicity of his duties, Mr. be initiated over a three-year per- We Need "Uncommon Men" ance will be "Portrait of a Sum- Derrer is known tq some as "Jack iod in eleven southern states— -— UMMmer Sunday,"vjumjoy, an impression 111in of all trades". Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Ken- moveme t - \^S^. Jltarex - xczz - '_a <4iidijsj«^ •l^diy,.I^^;iaai(-4£LMi8Sippiv North lOKer . " of. the Tennessee. Wil- **'■ hams" pfty "Summerana amow.' ;»■ then called State Teachers College, Carolina, South Carolina, Tennes- "America is living in a time of good enough, and by not expect- Emily Frankel, the featured twenty years ago. He spent two see, Texas, and Virginia. desperation because America has ing more of their students. dancer and director of the Com- years as a groundsman before as- Approximately fifty candidates, made a virtue of commonness," Dr. "The greatest need in America pany, has been acclaimed by dance suming his present duties as night thirty-five years of age or older, Victor S. Armbrister," dean of today is the need for the uncom- and theatre critics all over the watchman. who hold the bachelor's or mas- Emory and Henry College, warned mon man, the man who has the country. Her work in dance has Shy, but always helpful, cheerful ter's degree, will be selected each Madison College students and fac- capacity to think, the power of already become a part of American and courteous, «Mr. Derrer is the year for further education in one ulty in a convocation address here imagination, and the capacity for Dance History and is referred to father of seven and the grandfather of the cooperating graduate schools. on January 31. faith," he said. of eight. His hobby is farming The first group under the pro* in the encyclopedias, and in other Dr. Armbrister told the Madi- Dr. Armbrister, who was named which includes raising' cattle' and gram will enroll in September Dance History books. Miss Fran- son audience that American Edu- Dean of Emory and Henry in hogs. (Mr. Derrer owns a hog 1962. Applications should be made kel, along with Mark Ryder, start- cation, in spite of all its past 1940, received the M.A. and Ph.D. ranch.) Occasionally he finds time not later than April IS, 1962. In- ed the company in 1959, and since glories, is not today the answer to degrees in English from Vander- that time the company has per- to hunt birds, squirrels, rabbits quiries should be addressed to Dr. bilt University. and deer. Mr. Derrer has bagged Eleanor F. Dolan, AAUW Educa- creeping conformity because Amer- formed in legitimate theatres, Uni- ican Education is geared to the He is a member of the Modern several of the latter in years past, tional Foundation, 2401 Virginia versity, Civic, Mutual, and Com- Language Association and Blue but none this year. "I didn't have Avenue, N.W., Washington 7, D. cult of mediocrity. munity Concerts, with symphony ey Tau Kappa A1 ha time," Mr. Derrer grinned. C. We are victims of the aver- ^ ' P - Kappa orchestras on TV. age," he said. Educators have ™ Kappa' Slgma Mu- Pi Gamma Mu> and Alpha Psi mega honor The Dancers are headed by sinned by passive acceptance of ° - Oldyna Dynowska, formerly a tests and materials that seemed ar£ soc!f tie?L , -=^^_i^_^___^^___^___ Ur. (j. Tyler Miller, Madison soloist with the National Ballet of College president, presided over Canada; Terence Miller, Miss CI Surveys Finds the convocation service, which of- Frankel's partner and leading male ficially marked the beginning of dancer of the Company for four Drinking Is Not the second semester at the college. seasons; Naomi Marritt, of the The Rev. Robert L Sherfy, Metropolitan Opera Ballet; Ralph Campus Problem minister of the Harrisonburg Hoffman, actor-dancer who has most recently been a part of the Church of the Brethren, gave the College students are not prime invocation and benediction. New York City Central Park contenders for Alcoholics Anony- Special music for the service was American Shakespeare Festival; mous. This is the finding of Cam- furnished by the Madison College Jean Duguid, who has been with pus Illustrated, the only national Concert Choir. the National Ballet of Canada and magazine for the college commun- most recently was a soloist with ity, in its survey and report on the Radio City Music Hall Bal- student drinking. CI states that AAUW To Develop let in New York City; Dale Much- campus drinking is no more wide- more, has worked with the Bolshoi spread, no more frequent or exces- Locator Service Ballet in Japan; and Phillip Rice, sive, than drinking elsewhere. In A locator service which will as- who has Broadway and Television fact, CI reports that college stu- sist colleges and universities to find credits. dents drink no more than their trained, able professional personnel The Musicians in the Company non-college contemporaries and will be developed by The AAUW are Jim Conway, who has recently drink less than their predecessors. Educational Foundation, according fo^ plist^tectot wi& the The CI survey reveals that most to an announcement by Dr. Anna "Fantastiks" company, and Eddie collegians—80% of the men and L. Rose Hawks, President. Allen, jazz drummer, most recent- 65% of the women—started prink- A $20,000 grant from the Fund ly appeared with Tony Pastor. ing before they entered college. for the Advancement of Education Todd Bolender, whose "Romeo Furthermore, the survey shows that is making possible a two-year ex- and Juliet" is featured in the pro- collegians' attitudes and customs pansion and development program gram, is one of the major chore- in regard to drinking were well for the Association's Roster of ographers for George Balanchine's determined before they came to Women Holding Earned Doctor- New York City Ballet Company. college by the practice, attitudes ates. Dr. H. George Anderson Mr. Bolender is currently choreog-. and customs of their families, their Over 12,000 women holding raphing the 1961 "New Faces" social groups and their communi- earned doctorates will receive ques- for Broadway. H. George Anderson To Speak ties. tionnaires this month asking if A surprising fact uncovered by they are available for college fac- The program is open to the pub- For Religious Emphasis Week CI's comprehensive survey is that ulty positions. The list of women lic and tickets for the Dance less drinking takes place in co- was compiled with the cooperation Drama Company may be purchased Dr. H. George Anderson, Direc- and evening services in Wilson educational schools than at col- of the National Research Council at the Madison College Business tor of Graduate Studies and Pro- Auditorium, informal question and leges restricted to one sex only. of the National Academy of Sci- Office. o fessor of Church History at the answer sessions in the dormitories, Statistics show that the big drink- ences and over 130 doctorate and personal counseling with the ing schools are the private men's Lutheran Theological Southern granting institutions in the United speaker. colleges. 92% of the students at States which supplied addresses. Seminary in Columbia, South Caro- The Reverend Anderson is a these colleges drink while only Women wishing to be included Help, Man Needed lina, will be the speaker for the graduate of Yale University and 83% indulge at public co-ed schools. in the listing will pay a small annual Religious Emphasis Week Philadelphia Lutheran Seminary. The ratio for women is similar— - registration fee and there will be The Madison College entry in the at Madison College. He completed (graduate work at 89% at private women's colleges a fee for 'institutions using the One-Act. Play Festival in Rich- The program for the week will the University of Pennsylvania to 74% at co-ed schools. service. mond is being hampered because be based on the theme, "The Liv- and Cornell. He has served with Based on the information it Detailed information about the of the lack of a man to play the ing God in a Lively World." the Christian Ministry in the na- gathered, Campus Illustrated con- roster service may be had by writ- lead role in Noel Coward's Fumed The Religious Emphasis pro- tional parks, the National Student eludes that "there is no drinking ing to Mrs. Lorraine B. Torres, Oak. gram, which is sponsored by the Council of the YMCA-YWCA, the problem on campuses today. ' Col- Roster of Women Holding Earned Any Madison man interested in YWCA at Madison, will be ob- Winant Volunteers (a social service legians rarely or never get drunk Doctorates, AAUW Educational reading for the part should con- served February 5-9. Activities grpup in London), and the Stu- or have complications resulting Foundation, 2401 Virginia Avenue, tact Barbara Reeves or James O. for the week will include daily noon dents in Industry program. from drink." N.W. Washington 7, D. C. Link. Madison College, Friday, February 2,1962 Two Cupid's Arrows How To Succeed The Free Lance FOUNDED 1922 Hit MC Students Trfis past month has been a In An Interview Published Weekly by the Student Body of Madison College. particularly active one in the field Retraction Harrisonburg, Virginia of romance. Over the Christmas Now that Madison seniors are by David R. Blevins holidays, the beginning of the New engaged in job interviews here are MSCIUM PT1.CD..1IAU MT0».V«. Year and the semester break, many a few pointers passed on by the Freedom of the press never MEMBER OF: people get,shot by Cupid and re- Associated Collegiate Press. equates with license. In my last col- National Advertising Service, Inc., Intercollegiate Press, turn to school either pinned, en- Anticipating a rebellion against umn I made an error and, devoid of Associated Collegiate Press, Virginia Intercollegiate Press gaged, or married. This school conformity in big business, the coercion, I gladly retract it. Sev- seems to harbor a large group of BROWN AND WHITE, Lehigh eral sources pointed out that stu- newly engaged people since twenty- University, suggests the following dent transcripts never carry Stu Twist, Everybody four girls returned with rings and procedure for job applicants: Gu and Honor Council rulings, but plans for marriage. Two girls If you wash your hands before that only broad categories as to were married and eight were pin- If you want to, blame Chubby Checker, whose record called the interview, don't dry them. Be reason for expulsion or suspension ned. Those people engaged in- proud of honest sweat. are supplied. More information is "The Twist" helped get the whole thing started. Then Hugh cluded Patsy Baker, Gail Cocke, Dash into the interview with a available from the President if ad- Downs mentioned on the Jack Parr show that he had seen Carol Coffman, Susan Cope, Jo cigarette in your mouth, mumble missions people or prospective em- celebrities dancing the twist in the Peppermint Lounge. One Anne Crockett, Virginia Davis, Pat your name and address the inter- ployers request it, however. thing led to another, and now the whole Nation is gyrating. Hansbrough, Sara Hotinger, Nancy viewer as Joe (If his name should One of the central ideas behind Kersley, Joyce Keitcr and Carolyn be Joseph pick some other name). last week's column was the fact The Peppermint Lounge, which fostered the song "Pepper- Lee. Others engaged were Brenda Sit down on the desk. that records often don't mean very mint Twist" and was the site of a recent movie rushed into cir- Mancham, Joan Reading, Sally If there is any literature on the much, and that if judgments and culation to take advantage of the craze, is a little bandbox on Shugais, Charlotte Smith, Becky desk ask for copies of it to help rulings are too harsfl (or too lib- 45th Street in New York just off Times Square. The line gen- Trail, Judy Twigg, Helen Via, Pat your roommate who is collecting eral) they could convey miscon- Willson, Judy Williams, Terry erally begins forming out front about 6:30 p.m., and in New the junk. « ceptions about the student—his ac- Wilson, Ann WoolfOrd, and Han- Do not use stilted phraseology; ademic and social self. York 6:30 p.m. is like early afternoon in Des Moines, when it nah Zahnison. slang indicates that you are at ease When I write, the controlling comes to getting the evening started. Among those students' pinned, and may put the interviewer at ease idea, truth (or truism, if you like) Taking no chances, the Peppermint Lounge has hired a were Zetsie Kidd, Robin Oyler, as well. is the central issue. Examples, group of young ladies who wear white "Roaring Twenties" Robbie Prettyman/ Toni Ross, Remember it is all a game. Every images, and the general phraseology Joyce Walker, Ann Walton and time the interviewer asks a question, are only devices to put across^lmrt dresses and dance the night away so that those who came to Mary Ann Williams. The two stu- give an evasive answer and ask him issue. Of course, the truth in the watch will not b# disappointed. dents who were married were a pointed one in return, for example: issue isn't destroyed because of Twisting, some fear, is becoming a status symbol. Like if Eleanor Connor and Donna Wig- "What is your expense allowance the faulty device. gins. policy?" Many of us came away from you haven't read "Exodus," ridden in a sports car or formed o President Miller's assembly with opinions about foreign movies, you're just not with it, man. Do not let the interviewer evade your questions regarding salary, re- the idea that we were being re- • Maybe the dance is so popular cause there are so many tirement plans, sick leave, and un- minded that "Big Brother" was step variations. The music is simple. "Come on, baby," sings "Cupid" Is Theme employment compensation. watching us. The President's idea, I believe, was to let the students Chubby Chucker, "Let's do the twist." Down to earth, that. If the company is located in Flor- Of Informal Dance ida ask for an invitation to visit know that, of necessity, stricter One deep thinker has suggested the dance is popular be- its plant over the Christmas or criteria were being used in the ad- Spring ... jJCtion. I' for. tan .-arrange i aiiss^Qn^.and re-admission of_stu- urge for independence and recognition. the informal dance Saturday, Feb- enough such invttations at company dents. Some administrators' might ruary 3, in Keezel Gym from 8:30 not have informed us of the Meanwhile, back in New York, a'new dance is waiting expense they may pay for your to 12:00 sponsored by the Cotillion whole vacation. changes, but would have let their only for a song to make it famous, and maybe the twist will go Club of Madison College. Make it clear to the interviewer decisions carry that fact to the students. We were paid a courtesy the way of the "pony" and the "walk." Furnishing the music for the that you know your value to his by the explanation.. evening will be the Playboys con- company and won't be bought for This new dance calls for the partners to touch one hand The article which was to appear sisting of David Blevins on the a low price. and move sideways across the floor, suddenly turning their in this issue, will be in the next drums, Charlie Mathias on the elec- Never inquire about the type of heads one way, then back the other way. It's called "the jerk." tric bass, Jimmie Hayden at the work associated with the position. issue. It's only a matter of time . fc . piano, and Eddie Lee, vocalist for As you leave, invite the inter- —Guest Editorial, Tidewater News the group. Admission price for the viewer out for a drink. He will dance will be $2.00 per couple, and recognize you as an operator. Calendar the dress will be' casual—flats and school clothes for the girls, and Friday, February 2, 1962 Let's Pay "Unpaid Debts" coats and ties for the boys. Jr. Women's Club 7:00 p.m.—Lynchburg College Janie Simms is the i president of Basketball Game here. Promise as denned by Webster consists of "one's pledge to Cotillion Club, and Dr. and Mrs. Collects Stamps Saturday, February 3, 1962 another to do or not to do something specified; narrowly it is Charles Caldwell and Dr. and Mrs. The Harrisonburg Junior Wom- 7:00 p.m.—Singspiration a declaration which gives to the person to whom it is made a Glenn C. Smith are the club's ad- en's Club is collecting postage 7:30 p.m.—movie — David and visors. Bathsheba \ right to expect or to claim the performance or forbearance of a stamps for the wounded veterans. A round container decorated in 8:30 p.m. — Cotillion Informal specified act." A debt in like manner is "that which is due red, white, and blue has been Dance from one person to another: an obligation." placed in the Post Office Lobby Sunday, February 4, 1962 It is indeed strange that in our modern America we are Sas And Wilhelm for this collection. All stamps Attend the church of your choice surrounded by unpaid debts; our economy reeks of them. except the 4 cent Lincoln head will be accepted. The club asks Monday, February 5, 1962 Our foreign policy adds promise on top of promise of hope To Hold Seminars that both the stamp and its post- Beginning of Religious Emphasis and aid for the "free" world. We as American citizens, "re- Every Tuesday afternoon between mark be donated. Week sponsible" individuals of the "democratic" way of life, are full 12:15 and 1:15 p.m., Dr. Sas and » After the stamps have been col- *Noon—"Albert Einstein and the Trinity", Blackwell Auditorium Mr. Wilhelm will hold seminars lected they are turned over to the , of vain promises. We fill the air with them as we would with 6:30 p.m.—"Religion; Fad or on geography topics. If a Dining veterans. The veterans separate so many balloons and watch idly as they drift farther and Fact?", Wilson Auditorium Hall lunch does not sound appetiz- and classify them and offer them farther away. 9:00 p.m. — Buzz Session in ing, you are sure to enjoy these for sale to stamp collectors. We treat individual integrity with concern only when we discussions ... bring your own Tea Mrs. Maurine Wompler, presi- Spotswood, Recreation Room find it to be of importance in the acquiring of our individual Room lunch and come to the dent of the Junior Women's Club, Tuesday, February 6, 1962 goals. The interpretation of integrity is then twisted and Materials Lab next to Dr. Poin- said that the club's goal is 100 ♦Noon—"The Beatniks and Con- dexter's office. I stamps per member each year. version" stretched to suit our liking. We seldom realize that each per- 6:30 p.m.—"A Believer's Guide son is an individual and that integrity is not a unique char- Miss Rotve to the Birds" acteristic belonging only to us. Wednesday, February 7, 1962 We frequently become obsessed with "I," "me," and mine," ♦Noon—"John Dewey and the and forget "we," "our," and "ours." Head Of Home Economics Dept Living God" 6:30 p.m.—"If You Can't Be We are a people, a free people, and as it was pointed out Is Awarded Doctorate By Ohio State Good, Be Christian" so ably to us, we are a minority. The freedom that we hold 9:00 p.m.—Buzz Session in Way- so dear cannot be taken lightly. Dorothy Rowe, head of the land Recreation Room The frivolity of youth must soon turn to the seriousness of Madison College Home Economics Thursday,-February 8, 1962 Department, was awarded a doc- ♦Noon—"Sigmund Freud and leadership. If we are frivolous, how will we be able to accept, torate degree in Foods and Nutri- in a short time, the responsibility of freedom. Original Sin" tion from Ohio State University in 6:30 p.m.—"Can the Hindu Make December. Realization of our shortcomings is one matter, a sincere His Skin Do?" desire to alleviate these shortcomings is another. Here is the Miss Rowe, a native of Hagers- 9:00 p.m.—Buzz Session in Gif- problem: How much of our interest and concern results in town, Maryland, graduated from ford Recreation Room Madison in June of 1950. Follow- Friday, February 9, 1962 action, and how much lies rather in vain promises to ourselves ing her graduation she entered Conclusion Qf Religious Empha- to strive to eradicate these shortcomings. Ohio State to complete work on her master's degree. While at the sis Week We need to be "doers," not "sayers." Actions speak louder Noon—"Pablo Picasso and Sal- university she was a dietetic in- ♦ than words. How many honest efforts have each of us exerted tern at the University Hospital..^ vation" to become aware of the extent of our current problems in our On her return to Madison in Any student who eats in Senior free state? 1951, Miss Rowe became assistant ♦ Dining Hall and would like to dietitian, a position she held for Think, examine yourself critically. We as youth need to attend these discussions, tables" the succeeding six years. She was begin to think seriously of the positions we will occupy in the will be reserved for you in Jun- then promoted to assistant profes- ior Dining Halt. not too distant future. sor of Home Economics and later Our promises to ourselves, if they are kept, may cancel became acting head of the Home Economics Department. \ Any student interested in one of our greatest debts, our inability to solve that which is Dr. Dorothy Rowe, Head of the working for the Breeze, please Miss Rowe completed her doc- Home Economics Department. at hand. If we fail here, how can we help but fail in our toral dissertation in the study of contact Carol Almond, Sprinkle promises to our fellow man? the process of freeze-drying of cerned with the retention of the House. Lynda Kern foods. Her work was mainly con- B-Vitamins in freeze-dried poultry. Madison College, Friday, February 2, 1962 Three Jayne Mansfield 5 Games Remain DR. MARY E. LATIMER TO CONDUCT SEMINAR Knocking Sex?? For MC Pukes Dr. Mary E. Latimer jeill con- duct a seminar concerning "The Can you imagine luscious Jayne The Madison Dukes will close Value of Oral Interpretation for out the 1961-62 season with five Mansfield, an internationally known Future Teachers" Thursday, Feb- basketball games to be played in sex symbol, knocking sex? Well ruary 8 at 3:30 p.m. at Anthony she does in February Campus Il- February. Three will be played at Seeger Campus School. home. lustrated, the national magazine 1 i'" " iiiiHluliimini ■••■IIIII ii ,,, for the college community. Says The men's team has yet to taste Jayne: "You can mess yourself up victory, but it hopes to hit paydirt JEWELERS pretty heavily by giving vent to during the second half of the sea- sexual desire. People, and par- son. ticularly the young, should chan- On the remaining Dukes schedule JOHN W. nel their sex drives elsewhere— are: either into work or sports." Feb. 3 Eastern Mennonite Col- I TALIAFERRO In addition to this amazing state- lege—There. ment, Jayne, the gal who has gain- Feb. 5 Lynchburg College—Here. j SONS ed star proportions by her . . .er Feb. 12 Ferrum Jr. College—Here. | 54 SOUTH MAIN STREET .'. . star proportions, emphatically Feb. 14 Shenandoah > College- There. Carries A Complete Line declares "that sexual desire cannot Feb. 15 Bridgewater College — of All Active Sterling Patterns be diyorced from emotional or in- Here. '••' iiiiinii nun iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiim' tellectual desire. Nor should it be. ■ j"1" ' "■■■■•■■■■■■inn I Ill—IIIIHIt ■ ■ ■■•■■■■■•■■•■■• Minn ■■■ i iiiiiiiniUb They should be matched for every- thing to be right." ARE YOU ONE OF THE TWENTY WINNERS OF Jayne, whose 165 IQ matches her physical IQ (Incredible Qual- ities) also does not believe in sex | MIDWAY GROCERY'S Pepsi Cola I for sex' sake. "Indiscriminate use j DRAWING? TO FIND OUT GO AND CHECK AT THE j of sexual desire makes no sense," Ron Hoover, Zetsie Kid, Carolyn Steinla, and Dave B levins, opines Miss Mansfield. "I mean, STORE. THE WINNERS MUST PICK UP THEIR demonstrate various contortions associated with the nation's latest after all, you don'flet a child eat ■ dance craze, THE TWIST. • all the candy he wants merely be- PEPSI COLA WITHIN A WEEK. cause he wants it. Similarly, since You Might As Well Face It Now- all adults are really no more than '"■'""I HI iiiiiiiiiii MUM II lllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllHIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIinillllllll^ grown up children, they cannot be Unless You Twist You're Out Of It permitted to do everything they wish." JULIAS' RESTAURANT (Editor's Note: This feature As the hips rotate, the weight of 4 Hmmm, will the real Jayne originally appeared in the Janu- the body shifts from one foot to ary 10, 1962, issue of The Rotunda the other. This is basic. From Mansfield please stand. -* ' .'-J4l»lt»V'> of Longwood College.) this point on it's every man for himself, and usually is. The part- STEAKS and REGULAR MEALS By Neal Banks ner is ignored. He's just there for SANDWICHES You might as well face it-^ those insecure persons who are you're out if you don't have a disc afraid to journey out on the dance DINNERS Pizza and Italian Spaghetti with the latest Chubby sounds. I floor alone. After one has learned PIZZA" mean, man! How can you Twist to Twist with finesse, it can be A Specialty without it? done solo, anywhere, any time. , M.C, Stationery, sweat shirts l There doesn't seem to be an end Peppermint Lounge and novelties at Catering to College Students and Parents in sight. As this writer types For instance, how often do you away, the sounds of "Let's Twist OVER 40 YEARS hear about the Copapabana these again" come from a uke in the DOC'S TEA days? The Peppermint Lounge next room. 1962 will probably 201 N. Main St Harrisonburg, Va. has made it positively nonexistent. say, "Let's Twist again, like we DIAL 434-4991 Instead o'P-^everheard at '21" it's did last ye-e-e-ar." ROOM now "Seen last night at the Pep- permint." St.Hill > W II 111*1 The craze has taken the country quicker and harder than either El- VIRGINIA vis or Davy Crockett. Chubby GITCHELL'S Checker, the "Twist King," is the NOW thru TUES. by-word on all fronts. Walt Disney presents Dresses have even been designed VICTOR HERBERT'S Studio & Camera Shop and put on the market with the "BABES IN TOYLAND" slogan, "They'll really Twist their starring Ray BOLGER 79 EAST MARKET ST. necks for' a look." The models Tommy SANDS—ANNETTE have variations of fringe that flut- Ed WYNN in Technicolor ter violently while gyrating. Ed Sullivan's television rating increased WED. thru THUR. PORTRAITS A SPECIALTY 20 per cent when the Peppermint ] William HOLDEN and Twisters appeared on his show. Nancy KWAN in Technicolor ■ Shaky Knowledge "THE WORLD OF The most complete line of photographic Parents say the dance is obscene, SUSIE WONG" and then promptly ask their off- equipment in the Valley spring to teach them 'how. The at- Starts FRIDAY—Feb. 9 tempt is usually unsuccessful, but their knowledge, though shaky, is The Great Broadway Stage carried to bridge clubs, luncheons, Show Hit now on film ' Phone 434-8139 v. and business meetings. Rosalind RUSSELL and , Alec GUINNESS in Col6r While Chubby Checker chortling is the preferred sound, the Twist "A MAJORITY OF ONE" 10% OFF TO COLLEGE STUDENTS can be done to any kind of music. ; It is rumored that "Brahms Lulla- ' by" and "Joy to the World" are particularly adaptable. Tempo ST AIL doesn't matter here, just the move- THE FAMOUS RESTAURANTS ment. FRI. & SAT. FEB. 2-3 Ease in Performance Never Has Youth Gone On 131 North Main Street (No. 1) One of the nicest features of the Such A Rampage,.. 2 Miles North of Harrisonburg on U. S. Route 11 (No. 2) dance (?) is the relative ease with Never Has A Film Gone which it can be performed. The So Far In Telling Their HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA feet are placed about twelve inches Raging Story... apart, the front knee slightly bent. BOTH TEENAGERS At No. 1 -- DELICIOUS HOME-MADE PIZZA PIES AND ADULTS SHOULD Sophomores To Hold Tryouts SEE... (No Extra Charge To Take Out) For Class Night This Week "THE EXPLOSIVE Auditions for Sophomore Class GENERATION" At Both Restaurants The Food Is Excellent Night will be held Wednesday, February 7; and Thursday, Febru- STARTS SUNDAY ary 8 at 7:30 p.m. in Ashby Gym. STEAKS - CHICKEN - CHOPS Sign up sheets will be posted in COMEDY HIT! all Sophomore residences and the Ernie Kovacs — Robt. Post Office Lobby for Class Day Wagner — Carolyn Jones 10% Off Check To Madison College Students and Class Night activities. All "SAIL A CROOKED Sophomores are encouraged to par- AT BOTH LOCATIONS ticipate in Class Day entertainment SHIP" and preparation* Madison College, Friday, February 2,1962 Four Free Passes JUST RECEIVED HAVE YOUR WATCH REPAIRED AT STATE Lots of New Carl Byler Albums and Single HEFNER'S Dennis Golloday Marcella Blaylock Records Where The Work Is Molin Blaylock Eillen Reynolds Guaranteed Sandra Rollison LOEWNER'S And The Price Is Betty Manahan Pat Baker RECORD SHOP Reasonable Dorthy Davis Martha McEwen SHENANDOAH BEAUTY SALON VIRGINIA & School of Beauty Culture Oma Gilford Jeff Delaney • SKILLED OPERATORS IN SALON Dafrel Niggard • STUDENT WORK UNDER EXPERT Ann Collins SUPERVISION AT HALF PRICE Zetsie Kidd v SHAMPOO AND SET $1.00 COMPLETE Ron Hoover PERMANENT WAVES COMPLETE—$5.00 Madeline Peeples HAIR CUTS—$.50 Ellen Childers Open on Thurs. and Fit night until 9 p.m. Opposite Post Office—51 East Elizabeth St. Participants in the College Dance Festival of Virginia from Madi- Charlotte Wooten Harrisonburg, Virginia—Dial 434-8671 son are, top row: Nancy Joyner, Carol Brockway and Nancy Davis. Betina Dilorio Kneeling are: Phyllis Pakurar and Mary Samples. Madison Group To Attend Va. Dance Festival

The annual College Dance Fes- tival of Virginia sponsored by the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts will be "held in Richmond on February 10. Pauline Koner will be the guest artist* She will give a con- cert on Friday, February 9, which many of the college groups will attend, and she will conduct the festival on Saturday. Along with a master class and a lecture dem- onstration, Miss Koner will view and criticize the college presenta- tions. Virginia colleges which have been invited to participate are William and Mary, Richmond Professional Institute, Westhampton, Virginia Intermont, Sweet Briar, Sullins, Randolph-M aeon Women's College, Radford, Longwood, Madison, Hol- lins, Mary Washington, and Mary Baldwin. The group representing Madison is made up of Nancy Joyner, Carol Brockway, Phyllis Pakurar, Mary Samples, and Nancy Davis. ' Movies The following movies have been booked for showing at Madison College during the second semester of the 1961-62 session: 2-3-62 David and Bathsheba, 7:30 P.M. 2-10-62 Days of Thrills and Laughter, 7:30 P.M. 2-17-62 The Great Imposter, 7:30 P.M. 2-24-62 Suddenly, Last Sum- mer, 7:30 P.M. 3-3-62 Marriage Go Round, 7:00 P.M. 3-10-62 Who Was That Lady, 7:30 P.M. 3-17-62 The Grass Is Greener, 7:30 P.M. 3-31-62 Gone With The Wind, 7:30 P.M. 4-7-62 Pleasure of His Com- pany, 7:30 P.M. 4-28-62 A Raisin In The Sun, 7:30 P.M. 5-5-62 Freckles, 7:30 P.M. 5-12-62 Hand In Hand, 7:30 P.M. 5-19-62 Cimarron, 7:30 P.M. 5-26-62 Little Shepherd Oi Deposit these checks in your wardrobe; Kingdom Come, 7:30 P.M. Breeze through Spring — and oh — In this they pay handsomely in compliments, in carefree two-piecer of 54% Cotton, 46% Arnel versatility. Under the collarless 3 "The Provocatives" To Play triacetate. The ' knife-pleats are in to stay. /4 sleeve jacket ... a slim sheath For Saturday Singspiration "Rich man, poor man" abundance of buttons with short sleeves and a flattering The Provocatives will be pre- on the double-breasted, cardigan-neck jacket. curved neckline. The daisy's there S sented at Singspiration Saturday Tiny checks in black/white, beige/white, for fun. In cotton, black/white pnly. night with some of the old and and mint/white. Sizes 5 to 15. Patent-belted. Sizes 5 to 15. new renditions which have made them an entertainment demand on $12.98 $17.98 campus. Show time is 7:00 p.m. Madison College, Friday, February 2,1962 Five Don't Make Plans For Next Monday; Men's Intramural Basketball '62 Basketball Intramurals SENDTH To Begin On January 29 To Be Held Twice A Week Astrologers Say Doomsday's Coming Men's intramural basketball is Basketball intramurals started STOP Tuesday, Jan. 30. They will be NEW YORK — If you believe future by the movements of the scheduled to begin Jan. 29 with the "At the Sign of the hope of four participating teams, held every Tuesday and Thursday in astrology, don't make any plans planets — don't see it that way. at Keezel Gym. The time is from Big Yellow PencW for next Monday. There may not They are preparing for the worst. Coach Ward Long recently an- nounced. 3:30-4:30. / be a next Monday. Hindus Praying For The Best Buys A sign-up list has been posted in And even if there is a next Mon- In India, millions of Hindus and day, the astrologers say, it won't the Men's Day Room for the three In School Supplies' Moslems are fervently praying to teams to be formed from the men WELCOME STUDENTS be much fun. Stor,ms, tidal waves, ward off the end of the world. SEE OUR earthquakes, the sinking of conti- students. A faculty team will also Many believers have fled their be formed. nents, financial panic and the out- homes in Calcutta, Bombay, Ma- Valley Books VALENTINES The games will be played every break of World War III are liable dras and New Delhi and are seek- Monday night. TRADITIONAL to make the day a bit-hectic. ing refuge in the holy city of Ben- Harrisonburg's Religious All of these dire predictions— ares on the banks of the sacred HUMOROUS and many more—are being made Book Store Ganges, where they hope to find by astrologers the -world over who CONTEMPORARY' sanctuary. SCHOOL SUPPLIES expect the advent of catastrophe COIFFURES some time Sunday. They base their Business in India has slowed 82 S. MAIN STREET markedly, with speculation in fu- prophecies on an inauspicious com- Harrisonburg, Virginia bination of the planets in the con- tures dropping to a low point. In \tatfone*l*A* stellation of Capricorn set for that Nepal, hundreds have taken to the LORREN \iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil day. hills to await an expected earth- quake. Astronomers Skeptical BEAUTY Many Easterners have postponed wth Astronomers — serious students marriages, betrothals and other of the heavenly bodies—do agree happy events until the danger On Campus MaxShulman that the five visible planets of SALON period passes. (Author of "Rally Round The Flag, Boys", "The Many Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Loves of Dobie Chilis", etc.) Saturn will be grouped along with Californians Prepare the sun and the moon around the Nor is the panic confined to the Styles for All constellations of Capricorn and Orient. In this country, 22 Cali- Aquarius. But beyond this point, fornians, members of Understand- the astronomers and the astrolo- ings, Inc., have taken refuge in Occasions THE MANY LOVES OF gers go their separate ways. the Arizona mountain town of Cle- THORWALD DOCKSTADER "Nonsense" is the way James ator. They believe Cleator will Tipping, Streaks, When Thorwald Dockstader—sophomore, epicure, and sports- S. Pickering, assistant astronomer escape the impending destruction. man—first took up smoking, he did not simply choose the first of the Hayden Planetarium, in People who believe prophecies Frosting brand of cigarettes that came to band. He did what any New York, describes the prophe- can take comfort from the fact i sophomore, epicure, and sportsman would do: he sampled sev- cies of doom. "It's the s,ame kind that Nostradamus — one of the- eral brands until he found the very best—a mild, rich, flavorful of gobbledegook astrologers have most popular prophets—didn't think Phone 434-7375 smoke—an endless source of comfort and satisfaction—a smoke been handing out for centuries," the world would end in 1962. that never palled, never failed to please—a smoke that age he said. , Nostradamus forecast the end Hostetter Bldg. could not wither nor custom stale—a filter cigarette with an Astrologers—who try to tell the for July, 1999. ■■■■y; ■ • -.-. /*%»":-?;■■,■■, . _ = * , ■ »iwrw"ff-riWiftr 4 ■ -*&>»•««£-*«*' ~ ^^yo, of'course 1... - . ,„■,;- Similarly, when Thorwald took up girls,' he"ciid not simply select the first one who came along. He sampled. First he Choose a budget gown or an exclusive original dated an English literature major named Elizabeth Barrett' Schwartz, a wisp of a girl with large, luminous eyes and a soul that shimmered with a pale, unearthly beauty. Trippingly, from our selection of over 750 Bridal Gowns. trippingly, she walked with Thorwald upon the beach and sat with him behind a windward dune and listened to a conch shell and sighed sweetly and took out a little gold pencil and a little morocco notebook and wrote a little poem: I will lie upon the shore, I will be a dreamer, I will feel the sea once more, Pounding on my femur. Thorwald's second date was with a physical education major

4tr iB/0s^M§mm^IMM^ named Peaches Glendower, a broth of a girl with a ready smile and a size 18 neck. She took Thorwald down to the cinder track where they did 100 laps to open the pores. Then they played four games of squash, six sets of tennis, 36 holes of golf, nine innings of one o'cat, six chukkers of lacrosse, and a mile and a quarter of leapfrog. Then they went ten rounds with eight ounce gloves and had heaping bowls of whey and exchanged a firm handshake and went home to their respective whirlpool baths. Thorwald's final date was with a golden-haired, creamy- browed, green-eyed, red-lipped, full-calved girl named Totsi Sigafoos. Totsf was not majoring in anything. As she often said, "Gee whillikers, what's college for anyhow—to fill your head full of icky old facts, or to discover >,the shining essence that is YOU?" Totsi started the evening with Thorwald at a luxurious restaurant where she consumed her own weight in Cornish rock hen. From there they went to a deluxe movie palace where Totsi had popcorn with butter. Then she had a bag of chocolate covered raisins—also with butter. Then they went to a costly ballroom and did the Twist till dawn, tipping the band every eight bars. Then they went to a Chinese restaurant where Totsi, unable to translate the menu, solved her problem by ordering one of everything. Then Thorwald took her to the women's dorm, boosted her in the window, and went downtown to wait for the employment office to open. While waiting, Thorwald thought over all of his girls and came to a sensible decision. "I think," he said to himself, "that I will stick with Marlboros. I am not rich enough for girls." Ike oiide's nou$e, Qvic © 1842 Max Shulman

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