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JAMES MADISON Partly Cloudy. Dow JONES Wgh49°F, tow39°F BREEZE Extended forecast on page 2 U N i V E R S THURSDAY, JANUARY 13,2000 / Peeper sketches released intruding lege age. Students off incidents Campus peeper At this began. point, JMU Off-Cam- Police are campus urged pus Life is reportedly conducting Coordinator an open to file reports Kathy Sarv- college-aged investiga- er said her tion con- office has cerning the LISA ROSATO posted this ISA ROSATO on-campus senior writer sketch at L\senior writer peeper, Alan bus stops, MacNutt, The Harrisonburg Police Department on buses, in Campus police have released a sketch director of released a composite sketch on Friday of Taylor this week of an individual who has public safe- ty, said. the suspect allegedly involved in peeping Down allegedly watched female students as COURTESY OF HPD and intruding incidents at off-campus Under and COURTESY OF DN-R they showered in on-campus residence "We are student apartment complexes. in off-cam- halls. taking mea- The most recent peeping incident pus complex offices. There were eight instances of peeping sures, but if 1 discuss those it would ren- occurred on Dec. 17 right before students "We can get this guy if people will just toms reported to campus police during der them useless," he said. "We have left for winter break. focus on it and watch out for each other," the fall semester, according to police logs notified people of the incidents and have There were three peeping incidents she said. "Be aware of what's going on throughout the semester in The Breeze. In developed a composite sketch and dis- reported off-campus early last year in around you; report anything. Don't be six of these cases, female students were in tributed it." Squire Hill, The Commons and at the embarrassed or worried." the shower. The composite sketch of the shower 1200 block of Devon Lane, according to The intruder, who has reportedly The sketch by campus police is not peeper describes him as a white male, col- the Feb. 25,1999 issue of The Breeze. entered students' unlocked apartments to related to the one done by the Harrison- lege age, 5 feet 5 to 6 feet, blonde to light HPD Lt. Richard Sites said the last watch females while they sleep, is burg Police Department. The individual brown hair (possibly spiked). three victims provided similar descrip- described as a white male, possibly in his in on-campus incidents is described as He was last seen wearing jeans, a tions of the intruder and these descrip- being at least 10 years younger than the white T-shirt, a dark blue zippered sweat- tions matched those from 1997, when the see OFF-CAMPUS page 9 alleged off-campus peeper, around col- shirt and Converse-style athletic shoes. JMU prepares SGA derides for MLK Day statement Afternoon classes canceled in observance OM STEINFELDT Student Services (CM1SS), SGA reporter EN BONDS student volunteers from T 1senior writer campus organizations and the The Student Government Center for Leadership, Service Association's first meeting of the Several events are scheduled and Transitions. year began with debate over an on campus Sunday and Sunday night Johnetta Cole, issue that will impact JMU for Monday to celebrate the former president of Spelman years to come — the JMU mis- achievements Martin Luther College, will speak in Wilson sion statement. A majority of senators criti- King Jr. made during his life, Hall Auditorium at 7 p.m. to outline and honor the life and cized JMU's proposed mission and for the first time JMU will statement for its vague nature, cancel afternoon classes to contributions of King to the civil rights movement. failure to distinguish JMU and a officially observe Monday's lack of inclusiveness on the part national holiday. "We are extremely excited to have Dr. Cole speak to the JMU of the group that drafted the The university canceled statement. classes after noon to allow community," Zebulun Davenport, director of CM1SS, The mission statement reads: maximum student and faculty "We are committed to preparing participation in events said. "She is a speaker of high HUE PHOTO students to be enlightened and organized by the Black Students caliber, and I encourage Alliance, the Center for JMU will begin to officially observe Martin Luther King Jr. Day by Multicultural/International see MLK page 9 canceling afternoon classes so that students can attend activities. see MISSION page 9
LTCQ Bye Bye, Beerman Phanatics Rose at the Rose Garden Flaming Toilets More than 80,000 Phish fans spent After guiding the volleyball team to the JMU President Linwood , Payload. a JMU punk band with a ■ NCAAs, Coach Chris Beerman, right, decid- New Year's Eve in the Everglades. The Rose visited the White House rather unusual concert experience, ed to leave JMU and take a position with Phocus section has the inside scoop. shares its past, present and future. for a conference on informa- the University of Pittsburgh. Page 29 Pages 24-25 tion security Fnday. Page 3 Page 17 Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 TABLE OF CONTENTS
NEWS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR Alternative fuel vehicles 3
Rose goes to DC 3 THURSDAY, JANUARY 13 SUNDAY, JANUARY 16 In Briefs 3
Fellowship Dinner. 5:30 p.m., 690 S. Mason St.. • Martin Luther King Celebration Program, 7 p.m., Wilson Problems with new JAC cards 5 sponsored by Wesley Foundation, call Ben at Hall Auditonum, Johnetta B. Cole, Presidential Distinguished Renovation study 5 434-3490 Professor at Emory University, anthropologist and author, will speak, call x6636 FRIDAY, JANUARY 14 OPINION MONDAY, JANUARY 17 House Editorial: Y2K bug nothing JMU Board of Visitors Meeting, more than a hoax 14 1 p.m., Board Room, Chandler • Martin Luther King Day, classes canceled beginning at Hall 12:20 p.m., Peace March, noon, throughout campus; Speak Spotlight: What was the best part of Out, 1 p.m., Grafton-Stovall Theatre your winter break? 14 SATURDAY, New Year's Resolutions Who needs JANUARY 15 To submit Duke Days, com* down to The Breeze in the base- them? by Steve Glass 15 ment of Anthony-Saagar Hall or a-mail Brian at Brass Bash, all day, Music wesHebrtiimu.edu. DaadHno is Friday at 5 p.m. for Monday's Darts and Pats 15 Building, Anthony-Seeger papar and Tuesday at 5 p.m. for Thursday's papar. Information Auditorium and Wilson Hall Is run on a space available basis. Auditorium, call x6036 STYLE
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This week at the movies 19 ELISSA FORREST alcohol poisoning was found by a Today police reporter responding officer on the second ii floor of Hillside Hall on Dec. 17 at Windy, mostly sunny FOCUS City police responded to a fight in 2:50 a.m. High 55, Low 25 progress involving a large number The student refused transport but Big Cypress New Year's Eve Phish of people at Key West Bar and Grill was eventually taken to High Low concert 24- 25 on Dec. 27 at 1:44 a.m. Rockingham Memorial Hospital for Assistance from campus police treatment. Friday Breezy 37 21 was requested to deal with the SPORTS situation. Underaged Consumption of Saturday Mostly sunny 50 31 Chris Beerman leaves JMU 29 Following the clearing of the Alcohol . Sunday Partly sunny 54 29 crowd at Key West the group • A JMU student was judicially Sear's Cup 29 referred for underage consumption moved to the Sheetz convenience Monday Partly cloudy 51 30 store on South Main Street and of alcohol on Dec. 16 at 12:15 a.m. Wrestling 33 near J-lot. again became involved in the No Bonz about it 33 continuing disturbance. • A JMU student was judicially Assistance from campus police referred for underage consumption JMU's Top 50 35 of alcohol on Dec. 17 at 2:50 a.m. in MARKET WATCH was requested a second time to Wednesday. Jan. 12,1999 deal with the situation. Hillside Hall. Sports beat 41 The crowd reportedly dispersed • A JMU student was judicially DOW JONES AMEX referred for underage consumption and departed the area. 40.02 of alcohol on Jan. 11 at 2:45 p.m. on 7.53 ¥ LIFESTYLE Ikenberry Service Drive. close: 10,998.39 close: 834.58 " In other matters, campus police Horoscopes 45 report the following: Public Consumption NASDAQ JL S&P 500 ■ Crossword puzzle 45 Alcohol Poisoning • A JMU student was reportedly 71.29 f 6.33 f • A JMU student suffering from see POUCE LOG page 7 close: 3,353.71 close: 1,397.72
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Nearly 600 students graduate in Dec. JMU conferred 591 Alternative fuel vehicles degrees at winter com- mencement Dec. 17, 1999 at the Convocation Center. JMU President Linwood Rose presented 476 under- pave way for cleaner air graduate degrees, 114 grad- uate degrees and one doc- ATT McHUGH look almost identical to ordinary torate degree in psychology, cars and trucks. In fact, most of contributing writer the natural gas vehicles have Cars constantly emit harmful dual fuel tanks so they can run chemicals into the air, so JMU is on gasoline if necessary. Even the In Brief taking an important step to make engines are virtually the same. A the air cleaner with alternative standard car or truck can be con- fuel vehicles. verted into a natural gas pow- JMU's only doctoral pro- JMU has 14 vehicles fueled by ered vehicle with about $2,500 gram, alternatives to gasoline. Seven worth of work. New electric cars Claude Allen, the Virginia are powered by electricity and range from 520,000 to $25,000 T "BBg^g secretary of health and the other seven use natural gas, (for a car comparable to one in ..u.troca'- human services, was the said Phil Simmons, environmen- the $15,000 to $20,000) and natur- featured speaker. [c. tal operations manager for al gas cars are about $4,000 more Facilities Management. than comparable standard cars. Lifelong Learning Columbia Gas recently donated All major manufacturers offer classes announced two of the natural gas vehicles. natural gas models. Maintenance, housekeeping Simmons, along with James The JMU Lifelong and dining staffs use the cars. Winebrake, associate professor of Institute, targeted for stu- The cars are mainly used on cam- \ dents 55 and over, has integrated science and technolo- \ pus, although they are occasion- gy, directs the alternative fuel announced its spring sched- KATIK WII.SON//»/;»/» editor ally taken into town to run vehicle program at JMU. JMU ule.The non-credit special Alternative fuel vehicles are appearing more and more on campus, errands. got its first alternative fuel vehi- interest classes include including this electric Geo Metro behind Anthony-Seeger Hall. Virginia history, money man- Electric vehicles are the most cles in 1996. The program is agement and a study of environmentally friendly funded by the Virginia cles are environmental, but over the high [performance] end," he Mennonites in the because they don't emit any Department of Transportation, time a move to natural gas and said. Shenandoah Valley. waste. JMU facilities management and electric cars should bring mainte- A drag racer may notice a The classes are in two Natural gas is used in an ISAT. JMU has also received nance costs down by lengthening speed decrease, for instance, but sessions. The first is held internal combustion engine, just donations from Virginia Power the life of a vehicle by as much as the differences are not noticeable Jan. 31 to March 3 and the five years. during everyday use. second is March 1 to April 1. like gasoline, but the fuel burns and Columbia Gas. This program more completely and cleaner, is unusual for universities, "Natural gas is a cheaper fuel However, electric cars need to An open house to learn and electric cars have fewer mov- about the institute and its Simmons said. The complete Winebrake said. George Mason recharge about every 50 miles. courses is scheduled for burn reduces the amount of University and Old Dominion ing parts," Simmons said. Many gas stations don't provide Jan. 25 at 1 p.m. at the Cecil greenhouse gases and ozone pre- University are the only other Simmons said performances battery recharges. Electric vehi F. Gilkerson Community cursors released into the atmos- schools in Virginia that have of alternative fuel cars are compa- cles also have a lower weight Activities Center, 305 S. phere, which are both harmful to such programs. rable to normal cars. They can go capacity, so they couldn't be Dogwood Drive, as fast as a standard vehicle and used to haul heavy materials. Harrisonburg. The guest the atmosphere. Simmons said the primary The alternative fuel vehicles benefits of alternative fuel vehi- have a similar pickup and ride. speaker will be Nancy Mere, "The only disadvantage is on see VEHICLES page 7 program manager for the Elderhostel Institute Network. The snow date is Jan. 27. A complete description of the classes, times, days and costs is available from the Dr. Rose goes to Washington Lifelong Learning Institute. The institute has trips JMU president attends White House conference on information security planned to Baltimore's Inner try," Rose said. Harbor, Annapolis, Antietam ELLY HANNON& Rose said Clinton was unable Battlefield and Belle Grove mansion and St. Michael's I BRIAN WESTLEY to stay for the press briefing Island. news editor and asst. news editor because he had to make an For information or to regis- unscheduled trip to ter for classes, call the insti- JMU's name was in the Shepardstown, W.Va., due to tute at x2923. national limelight on Friday ongoing peace talks between the when JMU President Linwood leaders of Syria and Israel. Student places Rose was invited to join Rose, Daley and White in design contest President Clinton and Secretary House Chief of Staff John of Commerce William Daley at Podesta conducted the press Senior graphic design the White House for the briefing. Both the briefing and major John Alspaugh's announcement of Clinton's infor- the initiative announcement work is one of 39 pieces by mation security initiative. were broadcast on C-SPAN and student designers in the Rose was invited as a repre- CNN. eighth annual HOW sentative of higher education During the briefing, Rose said International Design institutions that offer information JMU's information security pro- Competition. security programs. JMU is the gram was created with a recog- Alspaugh's work, "Drip Plumbing Works," is a merit only school in the world that nized need for more information winner in the contest spon- offers a master of science degree security professionals in mind. sored by the graphic design in computer science with a con- "Our information systems, if magazine. centration in information security. not carefully protected, may be The selection will be fea- Before the announcement of accessed by those whose inten- tured in the April 2000 issue the initiative, Rose briefly met tions are much more serious than of HOW, along with 385 Clinton. just mischief," Rose said at the other entries chosen from White House news conference, submissions entered by "We didn't talk for long, just a little bit . . . but he did take the explaining the importance of designers throughout the COURTESY OF THE VS. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE world. time to thank JMU for what he training individuals to prevent — from staff reports JMU President Linwood Rose, left, and William Daley look on as saw as leadership in the indus- White House Chief of Staff John Podesta speaks at the briefing. see ROSE page 7 4 Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 NEWS The Breed
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LUNCH 11 A.M. - 2 RM. Cards. Meal plan participants receive 3 meal punches per semester. Meal plan punches extend an $8.50 equivalence. DINNER 5-9RM. The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 5 Out with the old Study will map building renovation plan The Breeze is looking
4 NGELA HA1N look at everything on campus at mic departments will be inter- once." viewed in order to determine for an SGA reporter for \slaff writer Two firms, Spillis Candela their priorities for the renova- A major study of the older DMJM, a Washington D.C.- tion," Brown said. "A schedule the spring semester. academic buildings began early based architectural and engineer- of renovations will be developed this month and will result in a ing firm, and Paulien & as part of the study and will be long-range master plan for reno- Associates, a Denver educational implemented over a series of This is a paid writing vations at JMU. planning consulting firm, were years based on priorities estab- "This study will allow us to hired to conduct the study. lished by the faculty and admin- develop a plan for improvements The two firms have extensive istration." position. Applicants to the historic campus buildings experience in working with The study is not expected to that house many of the tradition- space needs on college campus- be completed until fall 2000. should be free on al academic disciplines," said es, said Steve Knickrehm, assis- After the study is completed Douglas Brown, vice president tant vice president for resource and JMU obtains a master plan for academic affairs. planning. for renovations, the university Tuesday nights from 5 Brown said many academic "The consultants will come in will begin to seek state and local departments have had the same and look at our space needs, the funding to be able to make the space in older buildings for sev- potential for renovations, and suggested changes. No funding p.m. until eral years. He said the impact of how we can optimize our space can be obtained without the the study should result in better and use it as it should be used," specifics on what changes need space for everyone. Hilton said. to be done to the buildings. about 10 p.m. "This study will provide a The study will deal only with "Having a detailed and fully great opportunity for JMU to the academic buildings, focusing developed master plan can be Interested? address the issue of developing a on the buildings in the Bluestone very helpful to the university in plan for providing appropriate area of campus, Carrier Library, acquiring funding from the state space for all academic depart- Godwin Hall, Zane Showker for renovation projects," Call Gina, Kelly or ments," Brown said. Hall and Anthony-Seeger Hall. Knickrehm said. The decision to begin a study No residence halls, dining facili- The renovations will begin of the academic buildings ties, administrative offices or ath- only after the necessary funding Brian at x6699 to apply evolved out of a need that a letic facilities will be included in is obtained. The university will number of administrators and the study. decide which buildings will take faculty expressed over the years, None of the new academic priority for the renovations. or for more said Fred Hilton, director of buildings east of Interstate 81 "The study is an extremely media relations. will be included in the renova- positive event for the university information. "Some of the buildings date tion studies; however, the new and its programs," Brown said. back to 1908," Hilton said. buildings will impact the moving "Many of our programs in the "While some work has been of academic programs scheduled liberal arts, sciences and humani- done to some academic build- to go into those facilities. ties will benefit significantly ings, this study will enable us to "Each of the deans and acade- from this effort." JAC card switchover hits some snags ty number, as reported in the Nov. 8 issue had been lost when we backed up to our Hinkle said there have been no prob- ICHARD SAKSHAUG of The Breeze. network in the old imaging system," lems with new cards that were distributed istaff writer Betty Hinkle, director of Card Services, Hinkle said. and that all have worked properly for stu- About 500 JMU students were without said one of the problems was with home She said there were no problems with dents. their new JAC cards at the beginning of mailing addresses. "There were many the actual computers or the systems that Whereas some students preferred the the new semester. For the past several addresses that had not been changed by were running them. Students that had this old ones, others approve of the new cards. days, these students have been visiting students and the mail system did not for- problem had new pictures taken this week "They're not too bad," freshman Justin Card Services Center in Warren Hall and ward them," she said. at the Card Services center. Forem said. "It's a change. There's more waiting in long lines to receive a new card. Another problem occurred with the Not all students had problems receiv- color." All JMU students were supposed to JAC card pictures. The pictures that ing their new cards. Most got their JAC Hinkle said that if any student has not receive their new JAC cards over winter appeared on the old JAC cards are the cards over winter break through the mail. yet received his or her card or if there any break. The new cards feature a new same ones that appear on the new ones, "Everybody I know has got their card," problems with the card, the student design and individual PeopleSoft identifi- yet some students' pictures were lost. sophomore Tara Lineberry said. "I got should go to the Card Service Center cation number in place of the social securi- "Approximately 200 students' images mine on my second day home." located in Warren Hall on the third floor.
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The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 7 POLICE LOG, from page 2 Colleges • Unidentified individuals report- Street. observed drinking beer from a edly bent the frame and both • Unidentified individuals report- Supreme Court hears arguments about large glass on Warsaw Street on wheels of a specialized Hard Rock edly stole a bookbag left unattend- giving rape victim permission to sue attackers Dec. 16 at 9:25 p.m. mountain bike parked at CISAT A1 ed in Zane Showker Hall on Dec. 2 bike rack on Dec. 16 at 1 p.m. at 3:30 p.m. . In a case that could change the legal boundaries between state Underaged Possession of The contents in the bag were and federal government, the U.S. Supreme Court heard Alcohol Grand Larceny valued at $200. 3 9U e tS Tuesdav on K M .? whether a former Virginia Tech student • Chris J. DeRusha, 19, of • Unidentified individuals report- should be allowed to sue in federal court two men who alleqedly Newton, Mass., was arrested and raped her. edly stole a Rosco brand model Harassment charged with underaged posses- 1000 Fogger, serial # 0897a005c, The justices will decide whether Congress acted outside its • Unidentified individuals report- sion of alcohol on Dec. 16 at 12:15 JMU ID #084075, used for special edly sent harassing messages via authority when it approved the Violence Against Women Act in a.m. near J-lot. 1994, the federal law under which Christy Brzonkala is suing for effects for stage productions, from e-mail on Dec. 13 in a residence damages. • Stephanie S. Reeves, 18, of the Duke Hall sound room between hall. Brzonkala's lawyers claim the law is needed because state Ballslake, N.Y., was arrested and Oct. 15 and Dec. 16. justice systems fail to adequately protect women from rape, charged with underage possession The fogger was valued at $518. Contraband Material I sexual assault and domestic violence. The law's supporters of alcohol on Dec. 17 at 2:50 a.m. • Unidentified individuals report- • A suspicious odor investigation include the Clinton administration and most state attorneys in Hillside Hall. edly removed an Intelos cellular in Hoffman Hall yielded contraband general, who contend that victimization costs the U.S. economy • Thomas A. Mayer, 18, of St. phone from an undetermined cam- material, paraphernalia and alcohol billions of dollars each year. James, N.Y., was arrested and pus location on Jan. 10 between 7 on Jan. 10 at 11:25 p.m. Opponents counter that the federal government should not charged with underage possession and 9 p.m. The case is still under investiga- have unlimited power to regulate state matters such as crime. of alcohol on Jan. 11 at 2:45 a.m. The phone was valued at $350. tion. Brzonkala became the first person to sue under the federal on Ikenberry Service Drive. law in 1995 when she alleged two then-football players raped Petty Larceny Disturbance her in her dormitory room. Destruction of Public • Unidentified individuals report- • Campus police officers respond- Property edly removed a JMU ID holder ed to a disturbance call involving a Rutgers student to become a town mayor • Unidentified individuals report- from an unattended table in Carrier non-student and a student on Dec. edly damaged a building designa- Library on Dec. 11 between 6 and 15 at 5:08 p.m. in Chesapeake Officials of a small New Jersey town are prepared to swear in tion sign, valued at $500, on Dec. 7 p.m. Hall. the youngest mayor in the state. 16 at 11:14 a.m. at Zane Showker • Unidentified individuals report- Harry Zikas, a 21-year-old Rutgers University student, beat Hall on Bluestone Drive. edly removed a parking permit Number of drunk in public charges two-term incumbent Thomas Fey in a June Democratic primary. from a JMU employee's unlocked since Aug. 28:49 Zikas then ran unopposed in the November mayoral election. He Destruction of Personal vehicle on Dec. 15 between 7:30 Number of parking tickets issued will be sworn into office later this month. Property and 10:20 a.m. on Patterson from Dec. 18toJan. 11:.1:487 "The same people would run for council year after year," Zikas said. "I decided someone else should give it a try." Zikas said his age plays no part in his new job as mayor of Alpha, N.J., a town of about 2,600. "When we're in council chambers, age doesn't matter," he said. Vehicles run on natural gas "We're in there to do what's best for the town." —from wire reports VEHICLES, from page 3 Jack Hachmann are rebuilding a tant because it gives us|a chance to Natural gas vehicles get the same GMC electric vehicle. Jeremy conduct hands-on work address- gas mileage as standard cars. Travis, Scott Abbott, Rawley ing a very important problem — Winebrake said "natural gas Pieratt and Brennen Walsh are that of meeting society's future Nation powered vehicles are actually working on a study that will transportation needs in a sustain- safer than those fueled by gaso- determine the feasibility of mak- able fashion," Hachrpann said. Marijuana linked to an increased risk of cancer line" in an accident. In a standard ing JMU's fleet of vehicles to alter- "Our work represents not just the- car, gasoline is heavier than air, native fuels. JMU has about 280 ories and imaginary problems. We Current and past smokers of marijuana are at an increased risk so if a fuel leak occurs in an acci- of developing cancer of the head and neck, including tumors of vehicles, Winebrake said, and the have a real problem inj front of us dent, the gas will pool and possi- the mouth, throat and larynx, a new study has found. study will look at how many can and we get to use sciemce and our The study, the first to link marijuana with such cancers, bly combust. Natural gas is realistically be transformed. imagination to solve it.'' suggests that the drug's popularity in recent decades could have lighter than air, therefore if a fuel The CISAT group will weigh A new natural gas refueling serious long-term health consequences for some users. The leak occurs, the gas will disperse the advantages and disadvantages station at the Facilities generation of Americans who were teen-agers in the 1960s, when and not combust. and submit its recommendation to Management buildind should be recreational use of marijuana became widespread, is reaching the A group of ISAT seniors are Winebrake. This report will help finished by mid JFebruary. age when many types of cancer start to become more common. working with alternative fuel the university decide how much it Currently, the cars are being refu- Marijuana smoke is higher in tar and carcinogens than tobacco issues for their senior project. should add to the program. eled from a station on loan from smoke, and previous research has shown that marijuana Brian Cecil, Nathan Curtis and "I think this program is impor- Columbia Gas. smokers, like cigarette smokers,can develop precancerous changes in cells lining the respiratory tract. Researchers said they therefore were not surprised at the news that smoking marijuana predisposes users to head and neck cancers. Researchers have estimated that 31 percent of Americans who Rose discusses security issues were over 11 years old in 1992 have tried marijuana. Zuo-Feng Zhang, a professor of epidemiology at the ROSE, from page 3 susceptible to computer threats. on the Internet and requires no University of California at Los Angeles School of Public Health, is computer crimes. "Power genera- The information security pro- physical time in the classroom. the principal author of the new study. tion, banking and finance, trans- gram was formed at JMU in 1997 Every seven weeks students take portation, water supply and emer- when the university recognized an exam given at an individually AOL stocks drop after merger with Time Warner gency services are all dependent there was a need for a program arranged location. Students spend upon information systems and are that would offer professional 18 months in the prqgram and Shares of America Online Inc. fell more than 11 percent susceptible to disruption by hack- education in the field of informa- must take 30 credit hours. Tuesday, one day after the Internet pioneer announced a record ers and criminals. tion security, said Allan Berg, The program currently enrolls $183 billion deal to buy media conglomerate Time Warner Inc., "Higher education is the key JMU's director of the information 84 students, some whom are depleting the value of the very currency AOL intends to use to to providing more of these pro- security program. studying in other countries since leap from cyberspace into the real world. fessionals," Rose said. He said the response to the the program is taugmt entirely AOL wants to be king of the media world. But analysts said the "Universities have begun to program has been strong, with online. In March of 1999, the reaction of investors — AOL's shares have sunk about 14 percent since the deal was unveiled — demonstrates the dangers that address this work force need, students enrolled representing National Security Agency desig- lurk as a new breed of entrepreneurs attempts to build a bridge but if we are to accelerate the federal agencies such as the FBI, nated JMU as a Center of from the Internet world. numbers of competent profes- Department of Defense, the Excellence in Information "Most people view Net companies as having an infinite sionals at the rate that is National Security Agency and 36 Assurance Education: The mas- horizon," said Ned Riley, chief investment strategist at State required, federal support for private companies. ter's program will enroll 110 stu- Street Global Advisors, which is one of the biggest owners of both faculty development and stu- Although the average age of dents in the program next year, AOL and Time Warner stock. The new company is supposed to dent assistance is essential." students enrolled is in their 30s, Berg said. have a growth rate of 30 percent a year. That's great for a Daley said because the United anyone with an undergraduate Rose said he hopesl to expand mundane media company but mediocre for an Internet company." States is the leader in the electron- degree is eligible to apply, Berg the program further if the univer- —from wire reports ic world and depends on infor- said. sity is able to obtain additional mation technologies, the nation is The program is taught entirely federal and state funding. 8 Thursday, Jan. 1 3, 2000 NEWS The Breeze ft B The Shoot Yourself section of The Bluestone ure:in the h ■ I y Option 1 Enter staged, crazy photos as part of the official Shoot Yourself Contest. For specific guidelines refer to: www.jmu.edu/thebluestone/shootyourself.html Option 2 Where were you for New Year's Eve? Did you take any pictures of your New Year's celebration? If you have any good pictures or have some funny stories to tell, we want to know. If you have photos, choose a few that best show the location and JMU students. Then mail them to us or bring them by our office. If you have any stories to tell that photos failed to capture, give us a call or stop by to discuss it. Deadline: Friday, Jan. 28 by 5 pm Put your name and phone number on all pictures and include the names of the people in the picture. Bring submissions to THE BLUESTONE, Anthony-Seeger Room 217 (inside WXJM) or mail them to MSC 3522. Any Questions? Call x6541 or see our webpage for more details: www.jmu.edu/thebluestone The Breeje NEWS Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 Off-campus peeper sketch released OFF-CAMPUS, from page 1 closely resembles the victim that sign of innocence. come closer to finding the sus- maybe they are getting some- 30s, of medium or heavy build, it may force him to change his It is hard to categorize fhe sus- pect. where," senior Susan Lawler and between 5 feet 7 and 5 feet appearance," he said. pect as middle class, upper class, "Currently we are following said. "Hopefully this will help 10. In the sketch released by Sites said he thinks there is a a blue collar worker, business up on minor leads, but we are them further. It's still scary police, he is depicted as having a good possibility that the suspect professional, etc., because this still asking for assistance. We though." full beard and mustache. may alter his appearance in may limit a lot of good suspects really need the cooperation of the Junior Claire Hawkins said it After the three victims gave order to avoid being recognized. in people's eyes, Sites said. Indi- general public," Sites said. makes her feel more comfortable their descriptions of the intruder, "So if someone looks like him viduals who may resemble the With a clear composite sketch knowing police are trying to do a computer-aided sketch was one day . . . and looks different suspect may not fit the profile putting police closer to catching something about these incidents. drawn up and presented to the the next day it would be suspi- description, causing people to the culprit, some off-campus resi- After returning home from break victims, Sites said. All three cious," he said. disregard them as a possible dents said they can rest a little to a burglarized apartment, she agreed that the image looked like But Sites hopes people will not suspect, he said. easier. the man they had seen. said she thought it was good to shrug off someone's change in With the release of this latest "It's good to know that they "We feel that this [sketch] so know the police are taking mea- appearance from day to day as a sketch, police are expecting to have some kind of lead, that sures against these criminals. MLK Day is official at JMU at long last MLK, from page 1 New Millennium: What are Our end at Grafton-Stovall Theatre. celebrating the holiday instead of just Responsibilities?" will also be recognized. Following the march, a Speak Out will offering programs. everyone to attend her presentation. We Entries to the contest were submitted by be held at Grafton-Stovall to allow are very fortunate to have her here." "I am glad that JMU decided to students from Harrisonburg public schools. participants to voice recognition for King officially recognize MLK Day, in addition Cole is a Presidential Distinguished Scheduled events for Monday will start and his contributions. to offering events for students to attend," Professor at Emory University in Atlanta at 12:30 p.m. with a Peace March and A reception will be held from 4 to 8 said junior tamar Jones, who is planning and the author of the 1993 best-selling Speak Out for members of the p.m. in the Warren Hall mail room lobby, to attend the march and speak out. book, "Conversations: Straight Talk with Harrisonburg and JMU communities. The where the "Eyes on the Prize" series, a America's Sister President." Junior Mona Khan also agrees with events are opportunities to discuss and documentary about the civil rights JMU's decision to officially observe the JMU President Linwood Rose will also honor King's influences on society movement, will be showing. King holiday. provide an official welcome and through peaceful resistance in the civil The number of participants is expected "Being a participant in the protest participate in a candle-lighting ceremony rights movement. to be between 900 and 1,000, which is march at Dr. Rose's inaugruation in during the Sunday program. The march, which will begin at Zane indicative of prior attendance at King October, I know that this holiday is Winners from the CMISS-sponsored Showker Hall, will be routed along recognition programs, Davenport said. important to many students here," she essay contest themed "Marching Into the Bluestone Drive to the Quad and then will One student praised JMU for officially said. Mission statement derided as Vague' by SGA MISSION, from page 1 with Rose, the vice presidents, mission statement to be the college and library deans, reviewed. Adams and Herman educated citizens who will lead and faculty and student repre- will present these views at productive and meaningful sentatives. today's meeting. lives." The mission statement the Adams said a mission state- The other major item that SGA debated does not match the ment should be "a guiding sparked debate at this week's mission statement proposed at a light." A mission statement must meeting was the question of Nov. 9, 1999 meeting. Students, encompass all the facets of what whether to increase winter break faculty and administration mem- JMU represents, including stu- from three to four weeks. The bers attended the open meeting dents, faculty and administra- JMU calendar for 2000-2001 is to discuss the statement, which tion, Adams said. also up for a vote at the Universi- then read: Discussion centered on where ty Council meeting. The only "We are committed to prepar- this mission statement leads major planned change from this ing students to be enlightened JMU, if it leads the university year's calendar will be a full day and educated citizens who will anyplace at all. off on MLK Day. lead productive and meaningful Several members expressed A three-week winter break lives in an interdependent world. concern over who and what the enables JMU to finish exams the ALEX VESSELS/pfcDD editor As a public university, James proposed mission statement first week of May, thus allowing Heather Herman, above, and Austin Adams will go before University Madison University is innova- actually represents. "I don't feel students to get a head start in the Council to share SGA grievances with proposed mission statement. tive, responsive and account- like it is all inclusive," Adams job market over students at other able." said. Arts and Letters Sen. Matt universities. Arguments in favor to 4 p.m. in Taylor 405 through expenditures. SGA President Austin Adams Conrad said, "It should say of adding a week to winter break this Friday. Jan. 17-19, students • The Madison Grill is up and said Donna Burch, administra- something, and I'm afraid this point out that the option to take can buy books. running for lunch and dinner. tive assistant to JMU President doesn't." community college courses could • The lone bill of the day passed Reservations can be made by Linwood Rose, e-mailed Univer- The phrases "educated and be possible with a four-week quickly with a vote of unani- calling x7555. sity Council members, of which enlightened citizens"and "pro- break, whereas there is not mous consent. The bill allocated • The Food Services Committee Adams is a member, with the ductive and meaningful lives" enough time with the current $417 to the freshman, sophomore is making a pitch to have Flex version of the statement the SGA were pinpointed as being far too schedule. Senators also debated and junior class councils to pur- accepted at off-campus locations. debated. Rose and JMU division vague by several senators. whether three weeks was chase one banner for each class. After sending letters to about 20 heads devised the statement. Senators suggested specific enough time to get a job and earn These banners will not display businesses, some have respond- Rose could not be reached to goals need to be stated to connect money needed to make it the year of the class so that they ed to SGA, and further efforts are find out why an altered version the statement with JMU. Some through the spring semester. In can be reused. being pursued. of the mission statement was senators said the statement needs support of a four-week break, the The banners will be used to • SGA also announced its spon- presented to University Council to reflect JMU's characteristics. point was raised that jobs and advertise events put on by the sorship of a James Madison members and debated by SGA. "Isn't the mission statement internships are generally lined class councils and at the events birthday feast on March 16. The mission statement is what distinguishes us from other up in advance, thus finishing in themselves. In the past, Madison would have been 249 scheduled to be put to a vote at Virginia universities?" Arts and the first week of May is not a makeshift paper banners and the this year. today's University Council meet- Letters Sen. Mark Sullivan asked. great advantage. like have had to suffice as means The meal's success will help in ing in Taylor Hall in room 302 at In a move to present its dis- In other matters: to promote various events. the planning for his 250th birth- 4 p.m. Adams and SGA Vice pleasure with the statement, • SGA is holding its annual The funds were allocated from day bonanza in 2001, which may President Heather Herman are SGA passed a motion of unani- book sale and book buyback. the reserve account, which is include guests from Montpelier on the University Council, along mous consent for the proposed Selling takes place from 10 a.m. specifically designed for such and beyond. The Breeez* 10 Thursday, Jan. IS. 2000 NEWS want to buy/sell Virginia Governor's Fellows Program Summer 2000 books for Purpose The Governor's Fellows Program offers a select group of talented and highly motivated young people valuable firsthand experience in the process of state reasonable government. The summer of 2000 will mark the ninlhecnth year of this program, created in 1982. prices? Eligibility Applicants must be graduating seniors or enrolled as degree candidates in a graduate or professional school. Applicants must either be enrolled in a Virginia College or University (public or private) or if enrolled in an out-of- state institution, be a Virginia resident. Selection of Fellows will be based on merit, without regard to race, sex, national origin, religion, age, disability or political affiliation Duration of Fellowship Fellows must commit to work full-time in the Governor's Office for at least two months. Fellowship will begin Thursday, May 25, 2000 and conclude on Friday, July 21, 2000. Deadline Applications must be postmarked by February 18. 2000. Interested students may pick up applications in the Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs, Alumnae Hall, Room 208. 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Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Art director Dylan Boucherle Production manager Rick Harman News editor Kelly Hannon News editor Gina Montefusco Assl. news editor Brian Weslley Opinion editor Melanie Jennings C/WWNICUSI Asst. opinion editor Amy (lattimo Style editor Jenny Stromann Focus editor Megan Ross Asst style/focus editor Alison Manser Sports editor Mike Gesario Assl. sports editor Ryan Murray Copy editor Marria Apperson Asst. copy editor Steven Landry Millennium bug is finally squished Photo editor Alex Vessels During this past holiday sea- moment has passed so everyone It's a shame that some major Photo editor Katie Wilson son, Americans every- now knows how foolish they cities bought into the threats and Graphics editor Michele Johnston where got themselves were being. We didn't expect a canceled their celebrations, Advisers Flip De Luca hyped up for the Y2K disaster: massive terrorist attack, power We know there were some dis- Alan Neckowitz They bought generators, planned failure or riotous looting at mid- appointed people in Seattle when escape routes, made plans to be night on Dec. 31. We also had a the whole New Year's hoopla was away from major cities on New feeling that Times Square wasn't cancelled. And when several par- Year's Eve, took some money out going to go up in flames during a ties in Washington D.C. closed of the bank, bought extra massive terrorist attack or that because of the Y2K threat, we can EDITORIAL POLICY canned food, water, batteries, iir-r-rt r ^et tnat tne decision was flashlights, candles ... for a TnOSe Of US WYlO never believed hardly popular, The house editorial reflects the opinion of the disaster that never came. 7. r , ui Fortunately, instead editorial board as a whole, and is nut For the past year, our e- anything Significant lOOUlCl Happen of dealing with a terrorist necessarily the opinion of any individual staff mail radio waves and televi- attack, most Americans member of die Breeze. sion programs have been would like to say one little thing: are left to consume their flooded with Y2K warning numerous cases of bottled Courtney Crowley ... editor messages and forecasts of We told you so.' water and keep their Kelly Whalen. .. managing editor impending doom when the unreturnable generators. Melanie Jennings... opinion editor calendars made the fateful change Seattle really needed to retreat It's all over and done with now Amy Bafumo ... asst. opinion editor from 1999 to 2000. into an enclave of self-defense by and we can breathe a sigh of relief As the final tribute to the Y2K canceling events. and chuckle at the overhyped fire- Letters to the editor should be no more than hype and letdown, those of us who This is not to say that the threat cracker that fizzled. Thankfully, 500 words, columns should be no more than never believed anything signifi- of terrorist activity isn't a serious the so-called millennium bug 800 words, and both will be published on a cant would happen would like to matter. It's just that in all likeli- hype is slowly fading away, space available basis. They must be delivered to T/m Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. say one little thing: We told you so. hood, your average terrorist isn't Although it is somewhat excit- The Breeze reserves the right to edit fot clarity Under ordinary circumstances, going to pick the most obvious ing to live near the beginning of a and space. we here at The Breeze refrain from night of the year to attack. new century and millennium, we The opinions in this section do not necessarily such namecalling, but the extent Since most people were antici- are sick to death of the marketing reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, of the media- and commercial- pating disaster and beefing up schemes, television slogans and or James Madison University. induced paranoia and fear was security, psychology would say other exploitations of the year ridiculous and amusing. Most of the smart terrorist would wait for 2000. The millennium doesn't all, though, we're just glad the a less guarded situation. happen until next year anyway. Topic: What do you think was the best part of your winter break? "Seeing the fam "Recovering "Counting down "Watching and hanging out from New Year's tlte new year with dangerously large with old friends Eve" Mickey and the fireworks fly past from high school." gang at Disney my fruit door at the World." beginning of the new year.' SPOTLIGHT Derek Dwyer Laura Adams Chrystal Jones Sam Rixey NIKKI REED/staffphotographer junior, marketing junior, SMAD junior, SMAD senior, SMAD The Breeze Thursday. Ian. 13. 2000 15 OP/ED New Year's resolutions: Who needs them? Like I'm sure many of you did, I of us really want to do that, or have the ple who make unattainable resolutions. rang 2000 drinking away most and then I couldn't be an atheist. in self control or courage to do so? My roommate told me yesterday that Instead of focusing on what is of what I could rerpember about If we had these skills in the first the past year. his New Year's resolution is to manage wrong with us, we should focus on the place, we probably never would have his time better. He says that he often things about ourselves that make us And I will concede that right around started doing the things we have so procrastinates and is then disappointed good and unique. midnight I quit pouring champagne on desperately resolved to change in the with the work he does in the last second. Teddy Roosevelt once said some- myself and turned on the television to new year. I told him that this is just how he is see if Times Square did indeed blow up, thing like "do what you can with what Take for instance my first resolution, wired and that's just the way it is. you've got when you've got it." like I'm sure many of you also did. which was to quit cussing. Some people excel at getting things That's pretty good advice and some- What I didn't do is take into When done thing we should consider the next time account what it means to try to drink you think ahead of we get all worked up about changing away every memory you have of an about it, I entire year. time, oth- some aspect of our lives. made a ers do bet- However, I realize that there will So naturally, my New Year's resolu- choice a ter com- tion the next morning was to find some always be those people in the world long time ing down who feel compelled to make a New sun glasses, a bottle of orange juice and ago to the home- Year's resolution. some Advil. However, I soon realized begin talk- stretch. To those people I say good luck in that this resolution would not suffice, ing like a He was trying to eat less, floss more, peep less because resolutions are supposed to be sailor on just born and go to the gym more. more life altering and challenging than shore to pull all- recovering from a hangover. As for me, I realize the dangers of leave, so what the @$%& is the point in nighters the same way 1 was born to see independent thought and decided I But when I started thinking about the trying to quit now? I mean @#%&, the glass as half empty. should have a resolution ready in case concept of a New Year's resolution, I cussing is about as addictive as heroin. Instead, he's going to drive himself the thought police come around. became very disillusioned. After all, Speaking of addictions . . . that brings nuts this year trying to be one step No, my New Year's resolution isn't New Year's resolutions are a lot like me to another resolution that people ahead of the pack, while I'll sit back, to stop cussing. Will Smith albums; no one really needs also make: to quit smoking in the new continue to see the world as a tragedy My New Year's resolution is that one, but everyone has one. year. Again, same scenario. and play Sega all day. when people tell me their resolution and When you make a New Year's reso- Had they the self control never to Too many people spend too much ask mine, I will tell them the following: lution, you are really making a resolu- start smoking in the first place, they time worrying that they are not perfect, I've resolved to tell everyone to take tion to change some part of yourself. In would never have to live through a mis- all the while forgetting that they do not their New Year's resolutions and blow essence, you're saying that there is erable January until they pick the habit have to be and aren't supposed to be. them out their @$%. something about yourself that is bad up again for Valentine's Day. If human beings were perfect, there and requires correction. But how many But what frustrates me more is peo- would be no need for organized religion Steven Glass is a junior SMAD major. Darts & Pals are submitted anonymously and printed on a space- available basis. Dart... Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given A "you-better-watch-your-back" dart to the mouse DARTS situation, person or event and do not in our apartment who ate our food and urinated all necessarily reflect the over our pantry while we were away from the 'Burg. truth. Sent in by some angry Foxhill dwellers who tried to be nice by using humane traps but are out for &PAT blood now. Dart... Dart... Dart... A "what-the-heck-did-you-do-to-our-parking- lot?" dart to South View for destroying what used to A "why-don't-you-learn-to-respect-others" dart to A "can't-more-than-two-cashiers-work-at-a- be a nice area and covering the place with orange the student who yelled at my GENG235 professor time?" dart to whomever decided that a couple traffic cones. when he couldn't get an override into the class. people could efficiently handle hundreds of people Sent in by an annoyed student who wants to know Sent in by a disgusted sophomore who thinks that paying tuition last weekend. what was wrong with the lot the way it was last you need to learn that the world doesn 't revolve Sent in by a frustrated senior who had enough to semester and wishes you would rectify the situation. around you and you should respect your professors. do without standing in line for an hour. Pat... Pat... Pat... A "thanks-for-being-so-honest" pat to the A "thanks-for-being-so-courteous" pat to the guy A "your-strength-and-determination-did-not-go- employees at The Festival who found my wallet and at the Harrisonburg post office who let me cut in line unnoticed" pat to my COB204 professor who taught returned it with all its contents intact. because I was running late for an important meeting. a great class last semester. Sent in by a grateful junior who doesn't know Sent in by a thankful senior who appreciated your Sent in by an impressed student who admires your what she would have done if you hadn 't returned her help when the line was moving so slowly and hopes efforts, and teaching style. wallet so quickly. to repay your kindness some day. The Breeze 16 Thursday, Jan. 11,2000 OPINION WANT TO INCREASE BUSINESS IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM? 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Among shattering windows, ambulance rescues and flaming toilets, JMU's Payload, a punk band, provided the back- ground music for the Sigma Pi function. Guitar player junior Dave Krop couldn't have said it better, "What makes a show better than flaming toilets?" Payload began last year as a duet of junior Danny Iverson and his cousin Matt Chase, then a student at Harrisonburg High School. With Iverson playing guitar and singing and Chase on the drums, the band was only half the size it is today. "It was just kind of for fun at first," Iverson said. "Payload officially started when Danny Iverson (at left), a guitarist for Payload, Eugene Jung joined in '98. We joined with him and saw his mad skills." writes most of the group's lyrics. Sophomore Eugene Jung, a.k.a. "Elvis," a cello player since fifth grade, started playing bass for the band. A few months later in Dave Krop and Eugene Jung (above) are in February the fourth member of the band was tune at a recent performance. discovered. On the day that the three members had a show in New Market, Chase's mother called to say that Matt couldn't play that day "It's just fun and that's all there is to it," Krop due to sickness. "We really wanted to play the show," Iverson said, "so I called [sophomore] said of the hobby. Matt Purdy up and he learned nine songs in one day and we wrote a new song and played it that Krop said, "It's just so high energy, you spend all day recorded an EP (extended play) CD with four songs at night. Eugene learned it that night, too." Purdy eventual- working on academic pursuits, it's good to get it off your Soundstorm Studio in Staunton this month. "It should ly replaced Chase on the drums, while Chase temporarily chest. It's just fun, that's all there is to it. High school par- compete with 98 Degrees and Backstreet Boys," Krop said continued singing with the band. ents trust that when (their kids] go to a Payload concert, facetiously. Junior Dave Krop joined during the second semester there's going to be a wholesome show." Jung said, "I'm really happy where I am in this band. of last year. "Danny needed someone with fingers fast as Jung said the reason he enjoys playing for Payload is It's kind of a separate ministry team. I love playing in lightning on the fret board and a voice like Barry White," "just knowing that God gave us all the ability to play, front of people, I like to jump around." However, not Krop said, who's voice ironically lacks any resemblance wanting to use this to the best of our abilities." everyone sees the band as a long-term commitment. to Barry White. But their ability to play is a matter of opinion — an Purdy left to concentrate on the praise band for Although Payload is inspired by bands like NOFX opinion that Betty Hergett (from D-hall) didn't share. It Campus Crusade for Christ. "Payload was the first time I and Weezer, lyrics are usually focused around God and was her gong that sent Payload off the stage last year at got to play punk music and I found out that I don't like girls. "Most of our music is about our relationships with the annual Gong Show. The band had just brought out punk music. But it was a really great experience to play God and our everyday struggles. As well as our struggles their equipment, and Matt Chase was on the drums. But with all these guys," he said. with the female species," said Iverson, who writes the they were rejected before they even got to the chorus. Purdy said he also also feels creatively restricted by majority of the lyrics. "Song writing is my passion. I've "Anything that was more than two decibels got gonged," the music. "I feel like structurally it inhibits my ability to been writing lyrics since I was 8 years old," he said. Iverson said, claiming that acoustics was the preferred be creative with my talents. I like to write my own stuff. Although he writes most of the words, the entire band type of music at the show. It's sort of one phased." He said that he feels their biggest takes part in composing the music, which is generally the Despite their disappointment at the show, Payload is tans, middle and high school students, aren't an effective first step of each song. "Writing the music first helps the pleased with where the band is heading. They toured ministry for him to share his faith with. song flow better, it forces the lyrics to fit and forces you to Virginia last year and were playing at least one show The band began the new year with its third drummer, sophomore Mike Phillips, as well as a newly recorded CD. be more creative," Iverson said. every weekend. A CD is also on the horizon. The band 'RICHARD II' Calling all artists Court Square welcomes Tomorrow is the deadline for submissions for WHAT: Shenandoah Shakespeare to per- the Honors Program's journal of the creative arts. form Shakespeare's 'Richard II' All JMU undergraduates are invited to sub- WHERE: Court Square Theater 'Richard II,' Saffire pursuit of the crown (his uncles also mit their poetry, short fiction, dramatic scripts, WHEN: Tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. ELSON CRAGG want to be King), and they all end up translations, music compositions, jazz charts, ADMISSION: Earlybird tickets are available staff writer today for $5.50 by calling 885-5588. Tickets 8 doing a lot of killing. dance charts and photographs of theatre and at the door are $7.50. Culture anyone? Reserve tickets are $5.50 and can dance performances. Don't fear, Shakespeare and an be purchased by calling 885-5588 This year marks Fugue's sixth publication, accoustic blues group are here. today. Tickets can be purchased at the which will be published in April. Its title means Shenandoah Shakespeare will pre- door for $7.50. The show begins at a musical forum consisting of a single voice SAFFIRE -THE UPPITY BLUES sent "Richard II," at Court Square 7:30 and doors open at 7 p.m. echoed by increasingly varied and fragmented WOMAN Theater tomorrow at 7:30 p.m. Saffire If you're more of a music fan and in voices, each with its own elaborations individ- WHAT: An accoustic blues group — The Uppity Blues Woman will the mood for acoustic blues, catch ually defined yet part of the whole. WHERE: Court Square Theater play on Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Saffire — Uppity Blues Woman. Submissions are due to Hillcrest 107 by WHEN: Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Shakespeare wrote "Richard II" as Tickets are $15 and sold in advance at tomorrow. Students should attach their name, ADMISSION: Tickets are $15 and are a history of the real Richard II, who Town & Campus Records Plan Nine or local address, phone number and e-mail address available at Town & Campus Records, Plan ruled England from 1377-1400. It's Calhoun's Restaurant. For more infor- on a separate sheet of paper from their work. 9 Music or Calhoun's Restaurant. the story-of Richard and his ruthless mation call Jason Misterka at 433-7920. — Compiled from staff report-. *■* • II i rvvp 18 Thursday, Jan. 13,2000 STYLE The Breeze condiment spaghetti sauce When you're broke, you look at things in a whole new way. So for textbooks and stuff, hit ecampus.com. You'll save up to 50%. And shipping's always free. ecampus.com Textbooks & Stuff. Cheap. 5SS5SS1 * *?■ "5y*!5^,5!?» ■WftL** 01/03/00 and ends 02/17/0( nts, 18 years and older. Void where prohibited. 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Stop by The Festival and fill out an application or call the student managers 568-2563. * After working 100 hours through exam week you will receive a bonus of $.50 for every hour worked. r: The Breete 20 Thursday, Jan. 13,2000 STYLE Dave's Taverna compiled by CRYSTAL SMYTHE/staff writer RYAN PVDLOSKllstaffartist All shows begin at 10 p.m.. unless otherwise noted This week at the box office: The little guy makes it big 'Stuart Little' tops the charts; thriller, MOVIES football, three-hour flick follow closely behind "StuarlStuarj LitiLittle" 2 $ll£l»ilhon ? $9.7 million this weekend on made $8.3 million on 2,450 INTHONY MARCHEGIANO has garnered over the past weeks. It was nominated for 2,678 screens for a per screen screens for a modest $3,388 ftstaff writer per screen average. three Golden Globes: Best average of $3,622. "Mile" has "The Tainted Z "Magnolia" is still in limit- "Stuart Little" was big at Picture, Best made $91.2 mil- Mr.Bfo}ey" o lion its release ed release (only 1,034 the box office for the second Director $9.£n*alion z weekend in a row, leading the (Anthony Sc five weeks ago screens), but still fared well at X competition again as it made Minghella) and Wease and is headed to the box office bringing in $6.6 o $11.5 million. The kiddie flick Best Lead Actor be only the million. The film has brought Look for more opportunities ninth three-hour Tom Cruise a Golden Globe — is an adaptation of the E.B. in a Drama (Matt to see the following films I film in the last nomination for his support- 'The GreV Mile" White novel of the same Damon). The sus- as their showings ing role. $9.*i«fillion name and stars Michael J. Fox penseful film has increase locally... 25 years to pass s as the voice of Stuart. raked in $54.6 $100 million. There are no new films The Sony release has made million since its "The Hurricane" Oliver being released this week- $95.6 million in its four weeks Christmas Day Stone's football end, but some are going into in theaters and is easily on its opening three collage, "Any wider release. Denzel "Girl, Interrupted" Given Sunday," Washington's critically "AnyC^klsunday" way to breaking the $100 mil- weeks ago. $9 million lion echelon. The three- earned $9 mil- acclaimed "The Hurricane" "The Talented Mr. hour running "Magnolia" lion bringing its is opening in more theaters Ripley" landed in second time isn't hurt- three-week total as the Oscar buzz is begin- place this week with $9.8 mil- ing the box office production to $59.4 million. ning to surround it. Also, u lion. The thriller's success at of "The Green Mile," starring Tim Allen and Winon.i Ryder's latest, "Galax^buest" the box office has been Tom Hanks. The prison Sigourney Weaver's sci-fi "Girl, Interrupted" opens in $8.3-wrfllion helped by the critical praise it supernatural drama made comedy "Galaxy Quest" more theaters. — The Breeze' STYLE Thursday, Jan. 13,2000 21 Leo Kottke 'SB? ourt quare Theater Info Hotline 433-9189 Calendar of Events Movies are $31 January except 1st run movies ($4) Fri. 14th Shenandoah Shakespeare Express - Richard U Sun 16th Safin -The Uppity Blues Women 7:30pm $15 Fri 21-Sun 23rd Movie TBA Fri 28th Shenandoah Shakespeare Express - Much Ado About Nothing February Sat 5th An evening with Leo Kottke 7:30pm $18.50 $0°SeE^Xhe Earth Fri 11th- Sun 13th Movie You've Got Mail Mon Feb 14 Movie Sleepless in Seattle Valentine's Day Special Thur 17th Shenandoah Shakespeare Express - Dr. Faustus Sat 19th The Blue RagS 8pm $8 speed bluegruss, ragtime, & country from North Carolina The Blue Rags Sat 26th Stephanie. Nakasum& Hod O'Brien 7:30pm $15 complex jazz vocal* piano duo March Fri 3rd-Sun 5th . , „ , rn ,. Fri 10th - Sun 11th James Bond Month! Movie 3 weeks of Bond! Fri 17th-Sat 18th 8pm $8 , ,, .. .. Sun 19th Larry Keel Experience w/ Curtis Burch ^te^CT^feteivai Thur 30th Roomful Of BlueS 8pm $15 heavily awarded blues, jump & swing band Movies are shown at 7 & 9 or 9.30pm on Fri & Sat, 2 & 7 on Sun. First run movies are $4 for students, all other movies are $3 Tix for musical events are sold at Town & Campus Records „„r^ „ . , , Plan 9 Music. Calhoun's, or by phone from T&C @ 433-5550. Tax is not included. Tickets for the Shenandoah Shakespear Express are $5 50 irJ advance ■ The Larry Keel Experience or $7.50 at the door and can be ordered at 1 (877) MUCH - ADD with Curtis Burch Calender is always subject to change, please call for updates For more information call 433-9189 _ Do you belong to a club or organization? Are you interested in holding an event? The Court Square Theater is available! 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Dorsen 202-204-3706; 202-204-1001 (Fax); [email protected] ttesi VnlllO li ' v ■ ' nougtV This Thursday Come See "Money Penny" And On Saturday, "Mary Joe" Plays So If You Are: • Tired of Small Parking Lots • Tired of Places That Close Before 2pm our • Want To Go To A Place Closer To Your Apartment • And Coming Soon Great New Food Specials Then ^ES^Qfaei Is Your Answer!! 221 University Blvd. 801-0221 24 Thursday, Jan. 13, 2000 New Year's pfiisfi f Phantasy 2000 Concert JMU students join 80,000 Phish fans for New Year's in Florida s Everglades STORY BY COHTRIBUTINC WRITER MATT CMASELU As Father Time turned Reservation in the Florida the wheel of a new Everglades. year, concerns of Y2K More than 14 hours of bounced around standstill traffic, two carnival inside the heads of more than four dudes can bring all this New Year with a glorious rides, 1,200 portable bath- together with everyone com- in one plac 80,000 Phish New Year's Eve rooms, nearly 200 airborne display of fireworks and a Life ins 2000 concertgoers at the Big ing for the same thing." drop of giant glow sticks, two hot air bal- The amount of music per- Cypress Seminole Indian loons, 379 camping sections, bouncy balls. U formed Dec. 30 - 31 equated JMU fresh- one time capsule, and a $10 to several concerts full of massage therapy service man Adrianna Phish's sets were fresh performances by Trey Hancock said, were among the features at Anastasio and his fellow full off energy and "Phish's sets one of the largest New Year's band mates Mike Gordon, even though I was Eve parties around. Jon Fishman and Page were full of ener- For those who ventured McConnell. gy and even exhausted after the across the globe to attend the though I was Attracting a remarkable exhausted after all night jam, it musical festival, the event crowd of followers ranging delivered as much excite- anywhere from Montana to the all-night jam, made even the 14- it made even the ment as anticipated and left Berlin, Phish packed a punch hour traffic jam those who experienced the with a four set build up to a 14-hour traffic event wondering what the New Year's Eve set that last- jam well worth well worth it. hell had happened to them ed from midnight until sun- it." there. Mike Petrella Adrianna Hancock rise. freshman Kip Sikora, who traveled Just before the huge clock of Toronto, 22 hours from Sewanee on stage struck midnight, Canada, said University in Texas, said, Phish arrived in style on a "It's amazing... 5? "The event was well orga- large oversized hot-dog it hits your soul." witha$l(X nized ... it's great that mobile and brought in the Petrella said, "I have ofblackjacl never seen so many people a visit to Tl A Big Cypress Ticket What Happened: Where: W cost showgoers $150. Phish, a band known for its Big Cypress Seminole Indian I) Fans camped out over Grateful Deadesque music and a four-day visit to the Reservation, Fla. Fans were fc concert site in following, performed a New warned to watch out for alliga- ai Florida. Year's Eve concert that attracted tors, fire ants, snakes, spiders m more than 80,000 fans. and wild boars while visiting re the subtropical habitat of the bi Everglades. ocus Thursday, Jan. 11, 2000 25 PHOTOS COURTESY OF SOPHOMORE JEREME STEHE Clockwise from Left: Coneertgoers cheer on Phish band members as they play into the morning of Jan.l; Signs point to local attractions; crowds swarm vendors' tents; and Blue Ridge Community College junior Mike Palutke and friend Meghan Kerns dress festive for the occasion. ace not fighting." iside the reservation was definitely unique and the outcome of such an event was enough to blow the hinges off of any farmhouse door. A walk down an avenue or side street could have led to a run-in with an If hunger growled, choice Bloody Marys and other Ohio, said, "It's the biggest official keeper of foods such as ragin' cajun American addictions. concert "time" festival I've been to... I like fajitas, veggie wraps, fresh For fans interested in the setup, everyone is in the (one who syn- fruit kabobs, good ol' garlic shopping, plenty of vendors chronized fans' same general area ... like a grilled cheese, fiesta burritos, had creative displays of city of Phishheads." watches), to a soul pasta and Will's famous hand crafts, dream catchers, shakedown party For the short memorable wheat on a stick easily satis- hemp necklaces, colorful period that lasted through or to a poker table fied any taste. To wash glass art pieces and other 00 limit on a hand four nights, the experience of down such delights, side unique items to explore. being in the celebration was ick or even possibly street tent bars served elec- Andy Horrigin, who trav- The Love Tent. enough to hook any Phish tric smoothies, $2 shots, eled 20 hours from Toledo, fan for life. When: Phish Facts: • Ben and Jerry's named one of Dec. 29 - Jan. 2. Phish per- The band got together in 1983, its ice cream flavors in honor of formed three sets on Thursday when bandmates Trey the band in March 1997. (Flavor: afternoon, one set Friday after- Anastasio, Mike Gordon, Jon Phish Food.) noon, then took a break before Fishman and Page McConnell • Phish is known for its resuming at midnight. The met as underclassmen at the "onstage antics (vacuum clean- band played until sunrise. University of Vermont. ers, chess games and gigantic • Some of their albums are Rif hot dogs, to name a few)," Lawn Boy, A Picture of Nectar according to Rolling Stone's Web and Junta (2 CDs). site (rollingstone.tunes.com). '»' The Breeze 26 Thursday, Jan. H, 2000 FOCUS Items & Prices Good Through Jarturay 15, 2000 In ATM Harrlsonburg. Copyright 2000 Kroger Mid Atlantic G33 KROGER PLUS SHOPPERS CARD! We reserve the right to limit Quantities. None sold to dealers. 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In her second The Sears Directors' Cup, a women's held hockey team won year, she took the team to their listing that ranks Division I ath- the national championship. I first-ever NCAA tournament. In letic programs saw fit to place suspect they were very high up 1994, the team won the national JMU in the nation's top 25 pro- in the rankings." championship under her guidance grams. JMU performed extreme- Wisecarver also went on to and returned to the final four ly well in the postseason in sev- mention that JMU's fall season again in 1995." eral sports. sports have always done quite Fowler also added that the Teams that scored points well. team is not a bunch of individual included the men's and Brad Babcock, the executive superstars, but a unit that works women's cross country teams, associate athletic director was together to produce winning field hockey, football, women's honored that JMU had been results. Fowler also praised soccer and volleyball. All teams ranked in the top 25. IMU's other fall programs. PATRICK MiHSTI staff photographer mentioned competed in NCAA "It is a great thing for a I-AA "A lot of the smaller sports JMU volleyball coach Chris Beerman recently stepped down as postseason play. school to break into the national did really well, which helped con- head coach of the Dukes. Beerman accepted an offer at Pitt. The national leaders were the rankings. It's a real honor for us tribute to the ranking," she said. Stanford Cardinal with 385 to be in the company of the While many of the successful points. In successive order, Stanfords, North Carolinas and teams in the fall campaign will Volleyball coach UCLA, Michigan, North Caroli- Penn States," he said. "I think lose valuable players to gradua- na and Penn State rounded out this really shows how our tion, many coaches see a bright the top five. JMU finished 24th coaches have done a great job light in the future with incoming resigns position, with 115 points. of spreading the resources to recruits. The field hockey team is Milla Sue Wisecarver, a their players, and in turn win- anxious for three high school member of Sports Media Rela- ning games." * Ail-Americans to contribute in tions, has seen remarkable The field hockey team helped upcoming years. takes job at Pitt changes in the athletic program accumulate points for the fall Although the real numerical over her 25 year career at JMU, season by gaining an at-large bid summary that judges a school's NDREW TUFTS that if he was at a school with an but added, "JMU has always to the NCAA Tournament after athletic program is not pub- staff writer established reputation, he would been a broad-based program. narrowly losing in the CAA lished until the end of the year, I have a better chance of going far- We have all usually had very finals to Old Dominion. fans at JMU are confident the After guiding the Dukes to ther in the tournament." successful athletic programs." Assistant field hockey coach Dukes will give other top tier their first NCAA tournament Beerman leaves behind a rep- Wisecarver could not remem- Amy Fowler commented, "It's schools a run for their money. appearance, volleyball coach utation at JMU that is being built Chris Beerman stepped down to by the players in his first recruit- accept an offer from the Univer- ing class. sity of Pittsburgh. Senior Lindsay Collingwood His decision to leave for a was named to the All-CAA First job as head coach of the Univer- Team four years in a row, and sity of Pittsburgh came as a sur- this year was named the Player James Madison Fall prise to everyone involved with of the Year by both the Virginia the program. Sports Information Directors and "I was real shaken up," fresh- by the CAA. man Jessica Evers said. "It defi- Gianino and Kirk also have nitely came as a surprise to me. been All-CAA First Team hon- I'm sure for some of the girls it orees during their stay at JMU. A strong performance by JMU's fall wasn't too big, but I teared up." Their decision to attend JMU athletic programs has given JMU a Senior Taryn Kirk said, was influenced greatly by Beer- top-25 ranking in the Star's Directors' "When I first heard [about him man. Gianino transferred from Cup. Here's a breakdown of the fall leaving], I was shocked, but the University of Buffalo before pleasantly surprised. He totally her junior season. teams' performance: turned this program around." "I was looking for a different Beerman took over as the school," Gianino said. "He was Dukes' coach in 1996 and he looking for a setter so he looked NCAA Conference immediately established a Divi- at my tapes and got some advice Team Record Appearance Championship sion I-caliber program. That from Taryn." year the Dukes finished 25-9, a Kirk and Gianino played in a Volleyball 26-7 remarkable turnaround from New York league together. 15-7 their 9-18 record the previous Beerman brought Evers to Field Hockey year. JMU the same way he did Giani- Women's Soccer 14-7-1 The players were surprised no. • about the timing considering the "He was going to train me as Football 8-4 season the Dukes just concluded. a setter this spring," Evers said. "1 He led the Dukes to their first was really looking forward to Men's Soccer 11-8-1 CAA championship in 15 years, working with him. He was one of — a win that also gave the Dukes the main reasons I came to JMU." Men's Cross Country an automatic bid to their first Although unspecified, his Women's Cross Coun try ... NCAA tournament. decision to leave was one of "Going to the NCAAs opportunity and advancement opened his eyes to many new of his career. opportunities," senior Christina Gianinosaid. 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We felt it would be basketball history to be invited to the U.S. unfair to rank these athletes for two Olympic Trials. reasons in particular. First, we did not Beasley scored a total of 1,046 points have the fortune of seeing many of during her JMU career as well as a four- these athletes perform. Second, the year career total of 1,412 good for fourth wide variety of sports played by these on the JMU career scoring list. athletes makes comparing statistics and Beasley also holds the school season performances nearly impossible, and record for field goals (234), field goal per- probably unnecessary. centage (59.3) and the career record for We've decided to begin the count- field goal accuracy (55.2). down with four of JMU's top basketball Beasley also led JMU in scoring aver- players, since we are in the midst of the age (17.6, 17.8) and rebounding average 1999-2000 basketball season. (7.5,8.1) in 1986-87 and 1987-88. The countdown will continue each Voted CAA Player of the Decade issue with players from each of JMU's (1985-95), Beasley was also selected CAA varsity sports until we reach the athlete Player of the Year, CAA Tournament that many of JMU's athletic administra- Most Valuable Player and first team All- tors and coaches said would be number CAA in both her JMU seasons. one, if we were ranking the athletes in Beasley was also the only JMU player order, that is. That person will likely be in history to be named to the Kodak All- unveiled sometime in April. District III team. We've had a good time looking Other honors for Beasley include Divi- through the JMU media guides and sion I Player of the Year in Virginia and researching the athletes of JMU's past. first team all-state by the Virginia Sports We hope you enjoy reading the list Information Directors Association in 1988. and learning about the school's athletic The Dukes were 54-8 with two confer- history as much as we enjoyed doing PHOTOS COURTESY OF JMU SPORTS MEDIA RELATIONS ence championships and advanced to the the research. Sydney Beasley, the JMU record holder for field goals made in a single season, NCAA "Sweet 16" once in Beasley's two was named the CAA Player of the Decade in 1995. seasons. Linton Townes Sherman Dillard The most valuable player of JMU's The first 2,000-point scorer in the JMU most-successful team, the 1981-'82 team program and a sixth-round draft pick of that reached the second round of the the Indiana Pacers in the 1978 NBA draft, NCAA Tournament and finished 24-6, Sherman Dillard is currently the head Linton Townes was the second-round coach of the Dukes. selection (33rd overall) of the Portland Dillard earned Ail-American honor- Trail Blazers in the 1982 NBA Draft. able mention honors four times and Aca- Townes finished his career with 1,380 demic All-American honors three times. points, 507 rebounds and 191 assists. Dillard was named the team's most Townes is seventh on the JMU career valuable player in 1973-74 and 1974-75 as points list. a freshman and sophomore. He was also Townes is ranked third on the career named the offensive most valuable player held goals made list with 314 and ninth in in 1977-78 after missing the previous sea- field goal percentage at 55.7. Townes is son with a foot injury. also 10th on the career blocked shots list Dillard currently ranks second on the with 64. career points list (2,065), first in career Townes was inducted into the JMU field goals made (882),second in career Linton Townes sports hall of fame in 1998. scoring average (20.7) and sixth in free throws made (301). His career shooting mark of 52.1 per- cent and his 79.6 percent career free throw Floretta Jackson shooting mark is eighth in team history. During her career with the Dukes, Jackson was a two-time CAA first Dillard played in 100 career games, first point guard Floretta Jackson helped guide team selection in 1986 and 1987. She was as a forward and later as a second guard, the team to two CAA championships, two also named to the CAA's All-Decade while at JMU. trips to the NCAA "Sweet 16" as well as a Team (1985-95), was a member of the JMU was 75-29 during Dillard's four Top 20 ranking. CAA All-Tournament team and was seasons. In 1986, Jackson led a team tl\at com- named to the CAA All-Defensive Team Following his collegiate days, Dillard piled a 28-4 record, breaking the school in 1987. embarked on a new career as a coach. He record for wins in a season. Jackson was twice named to the Amer- worked as an assistant at Maryland, Cali- In 1987, Jackson continued to lead the ican Women's Sports Federation All- fornia and Georgia Tech, before becoming Dukes as the team reached a program- Mideast Region Team (1986,1987). the head coach at Indiana State in 1994. high 12th in the AP Poll. Jackson holds the Dukes' career assist He returned to JMU to assume the Jackson was co-captain of the 1985 U.S. record with 560 as well as the single sea- head coaching duties with the Dukes in Junior National Team that placed fifth in son assist record of 173. She also ranks 1997. the FIBA World Championships and was second on the career steals list with 235. Dillard, a native of Bassett, Va., was co-captain of the silver -medalist East Jackson was elected to the JMU athletic elected to the JMU athletic hall of fame in Team at the 1985 U.S. Olympic Festival. hall of fame in April of 1998. 1989. Sherman Dillard The Breeze 36 Thursday, Jan. 1 3, 2000 LIFESTYLES $ a textbook mple off why the Internet is so handy. 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Blanton had the high "It is part of the job," Colling- Junior Kim Roberts was the top epee fencer for JMU, post est scores in all but two events for JMU. wood said. "When you get a bet ing a 10-8 record. In foil, sophomore Tara Saddig posted an ter offer than the one you cur 8-10 record. Sophomore Allison Schwartz finished with an 8- WOMEN'S SWIMMING rently have you should take it. 10 record in sabre. The Dukes won 11 of 14 and defeated the U.S. Naval Acade He was probably going to leave my with a 192-108 on Saturday afternoon. The victory pushed eventually, so it's not surprising MEN'S INDOOR TRACK AND FIELD the Dukes record to 6-2, their highest victory total since the after the season we had." Beerman was quoted in a Freshman Phil Acosta earned a second-place showing in the 1994-95 team posted an 8-5 mark. Junior Meghan Fenn wori the 100-yard freestyle (54.83) as UPitt press release; "This is a 55-meter dash at the Navy Invitational on Dec. 11 In Annapolis, Md. Acosta ran the race in 6.51 seconds and missed qualifying well as the 200-yard individual relay (2:11.01). tremendous opportunity for me Junior Samantha Smith and sophomore A.C. Crulckshanks for the IC4A Indoor Championships by 3/100ths of a second. and 1 look forward to beginning Freshman Eric Braxton placed fifth in the 400-meter dash in also won multiple events. Crulckshanks claimed the 200-yard the process of developing a freestyle (1:56.60), the 200 butterfly (2:09.04) and the 500 50.56 seconds. nationally successful program freestyle (5:08.33). Smith claimed the 200 breastroke (2:25.98) The Dukes' two-mile rely placed third among eight teams, immediately." clocking in a 7:55.34 The team included sophomore Ian Scott, as well as the 100 breastroke (1:07.52). Assistant coach Anne Jackson freshman John Fraser, sophomore Rob Montgomery and and Athletic Director Jeff Bourne sophomore Matt Thomas. TENNIS were both unavailable for com The JMU men's tennis team is tied for 15th in the Region II ment. WOMEN'S INDOOR TRACK AND FIELD NCAA Division I rankings released by the Intercollegiate Tennis Despite the loss of Beerman, the team is still confident in its Junior Seun Augustus set a school record as well as meet Association (ITA). The Dukes are tied with the College of chances next season. ing the Eastern College Athletic Conference qualifying standard Charleston and Charleston Southern. "1 liked him as a coach, but in winning the long jump at the Navy Lid-Lifter Invitational on I'm confident we'll find another Dec. 11. SOCCER Augustus jumped 19 feet, 3 1/2 inches to shatter her old good coach," sophomore school record of 19'3 1/4". Augustus also placed second in the Sophomore defender Levi Strayer was named to the 1999 Danielle Heinbaugh said. triple jump with a leap of 38'0" and met the ECAC standard. All-South Atlantic Region Soccer third team. 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Quiet neighborhood. Not Suzuki DR 350 - Street legal dirt at 7 p.m. in Taylor 402. Go Direct! #1 IntemeVbased company 1-80O224-GULF. party houses. Parents must cosign J-M Apartments bike, like new, $2,000 4333153. offering wholesale Spring Break lease. Call 4321589 after 5 p.m. :. 434-1847 (9 a.m. - 5 p.m.) S7 Per Hour - Plus $150 per packages by eliminating middle- month housing allowance. Largest PERSONALS 2000-2001 1998 VW Cabrlo - Like new. men! All destinations! Guaranteed Townhouse Room Available - 13.000 miles, garage kept, rental service on the Outer Banks lowest price! 1 800 367-1252 of North Carolina (Nags Head). Call 1 BR apt. $305/mo. $240/mo. Contact Brett Tank, $20,000. new; must sell. $16,000 www. sprmgbreakdirect. com A Sexual Assault Survivors Group - 703-780-2383 or call Jimmy Ly, Dona for application and housing 2 BR apt. $400/mo. 433-3153. is forming now. Start date is 438-9159. info. 1800662-2122. or $200/person Browse hpt.com for Spring Break Wednesday. January 26. from 7:30 1998 Toyota RAV4 - 23K. loaded, 2000 - All destinations offered. p.m. - 9 p.m. if interested in joining, 3 BR apt. $480/mo. Downtown 4th Floor Work Space - very nice. $17,700. Call 249-9610. WANTED Trip participants, student orgs. please call Teresa at 568-2831 or or $160/person MTM. $100. Keeiell Building. and campus sales reps wanted. e-mail [email protected] ty Jan. 25. 433-7325. 1985 Mustang Convertible - Fabulous parties, hotels, and 4 BR apt. $680/mo. Drummer Wantedl! KI:THE0RY Restored, original owner. $12,000. prices. For reservations or Rep Basketball Intramural Entries Due or $170/person a serious rock band. 564-0977. Hunter's Ridge - 4 BR. 2 Bath, top 298-9620. registration call Inter-Campus. TODAY • for M. W. and C. Play All apts. near Cantrell Bridge floor condo. new paint, new Irving 180O327-6013. dates: Jan. 20 - March 2. One of Die closest complexes to JMU! Dependable Ride Needed - to room carpet, washer/dryer, Complete Gone With the Wind - Managers meeting: Jan. 17. 4 Owner/Manager Barbie collection. $295. Call Charlottesville every Friday Last dishwasher replaced in 1997. Spring Break Bahamas Party p.m. and/or 7 p.m. Sign up at The good apartments go first. 249-9610. class ends at 2:15. I'd prefer to Family managed. 11 month Cruise! 5 days $279. Includes UREC's Program Registration »o com* by and HO IMI arrive by 4 p.m.. no later than 5 p.m. meals and free parties! Awesome desk. Call 568-8700 for more info. lease. $235/BR, parties of 4 I will pay all gas plus stipend. Call 3, 4, or 5, BR Units Available only. Call owner at 540-568-2036 432 3651. e-mail [email protected]. beaches, nightlife! Departs from HELP WANTED 1 Caving at Breathing Cave - Jan. 15 - Furnished or unfurnished. Apple and leave message or call Florida Cancun & Jamaica $399! Join us for winter sports month Real Estate, Inc. 540-433-9576. 757-481-0162 sphngbreaktravel. com and join us for caving where the 1800*78-6386. LOST & FOUND underground temperature is 55 Elizabeth Street - Several very STUDENTS! Sublease Madison Terrace -1 BR, degrees! TODAY is the last day to nice 5 bedroom houses. 568-3068. Spring 2000. Call Marty. 4381120 The University Health Center Is Spring Break Panama City $129! looking for K K.A.c.ii. Peer Case Logic CD Case Found - near Boardwalk room with kitchen, next register. Sign up at UREC's or e-mail [email protected]. Ohall. Call 564-1393. Program Registration desk. Cost is Large 3BR Townhouse University Educators to educate and to clubs! 7 parties! Daytona $149! $17 and a pre-trip meeting will be motivate JMU on maintaining South Beach $159! Cocoa Beach Court. Walk to classes. Furnished, Sublet Available Now - The held tonight, 6 p.m. - 7 p.m. Call deck. fall. $780. 432-6993. healthy lifestyles Plan and $179! springbreaktravel.com. Commons, $240/mo. Call 437-3819 WEB LINKS 56&8700 for more info. or 609-624 1856. present your own programs. 1800*786386. Old South High Street - Extra Check Thi Brttit Out On-line! ordinary 5 bedroom house. 568-3068. Applications available at the •1 Spring Break Operator - Check REWARD OFFERED! Nice Room with Private Entrance - Health Center, or contact Search through The Breeze our website for the best deals! Did you eyewitness or cause a shared kitchen, bath, utilities archives! fittp.y'/breeze.Jmu.edu August 2000 - University PlacT Cannie Graham at 568-7813. www.vagabondtours.com. Cancun, hit-and-run behind Dingledine Hall, included, $300. Quiet, nonsmoker, 3 bedroom, 2 baths. Furnished. or grohantcm9lmu.edu Bahamas. Jamaica & Florida. 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The Bree?f 48 Thursday, Jan. 1), 2000 cg{m8#l, INTERNET ACCESS IS AVAILABLE AT EACH OF OUR APARTMENTS. Each Furnished Luxury Apartment Comes With: •Double Beds in each room •Oversized Closets •Full size Washer & Dryer •Built-in microwave oven OFFICE HOURS Mon. - Fri. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. •Telephone & Cable •Garbage disposal Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. hookups in each bedroom •Full size Dishwasher Sun. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1068 N Lois Lane & living room •Bus Service 432-0600 •High speed internet access • RSVP Resident Placement Visit our website Program www.lbjlimited.com Stop by T& Commons, South View and Stone §ate "Rentaf Office, or caff 432-0600, and make a move to fuxurul g