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Elizabeth Kurtz for a four-week progran1 with Jenny Sklar The cut of each garment and the Olsen twins rock features editor Beau Monde. ans r, "not enough times." staffwriter should not be too revealing, this effortlessly stylish look. Celebrity status aside, it's T e young Hollywoo and each respective article A hippie-inspired wardrobe By now, the topic of hard to admit to an addiction, set e undoubtedly the one With the Oscars just around should retain the femininity typically includes skinny celebrities in rehab is about and getting help for it can be res onsible for giving reh the corner, celebrity style is needed to achieve the elegance jeans, leggings, cut-offs, lacy as overexposed as Lindsay even more difficult. it's recent glamorous appe I, on everyone's mind. Whether of the look. blouses, patterned tops and Lohan's freckled thighs (or her Our societ) is notoriously bu they seem unwilling tot ke they're strutting their stuff on This wardrobe includes oversized accessories. The best private bits, for that matter). hard on celebrities, so it's no re ponsibility for anyt ing the red carpet or just shopping cardigans: simple, unadorned stores for bohemian apparel But everyone's doing it! Plus, surprise that they first get shit el e, be it their alco olic on Rodeo Drive, celebrities shirts; Audrey Hepburn- are thrift shops. Buffalo it's hard to ignore a cultural for being walking disasters, t ndencies or their unde ·ear. know how to dress. Here's inspired tailored slacks; Jackie Exchange, the Salvation Army phenomenon that's turned a and then they get more shit for 1t appears the proble most the scoop on how to get that 0 pearls; ballet flats; simple and Bloom.in 'Deals are filled serious health institution into going to a rehabilitation center oung starlets find wit rehab celebrity style while on a pencil skirts; sleek little black with eclectic patterned shirts, a five-star vacation. so nice they may or may not s that pesky com itment budget. dresses and lac:r white blouses. fun dresses and many other The description of Promises be "taking it seriously." It ssue. And without genuine There are essentially two Despite the expensive possibilities. Treatment Center in Malibu seems pretty obvious that dedication to their ecovery, styles that dominate the appearance, these clothes do not If thrift stores are not reads like an exclusive resort: anyone who has the balls to rehab can easily tu celebrity fashion scene at the need to be purchased at Saks or your thing, Urban Outfitters, world-class gym, culinary admit they need help, commit I obligation retreat. moment - bohemian chic and Bergdorf's. Gap, J. Crew, Old Anthropologie and Forever 21 specialists, private rooms to changing their entire I Get some ba classic preppy. Navy and even Target are great also have great tunics and fun with Egyptian cotton sheets, lifestyle and endure painful partying too Katie Holmes and Kristen stores for simple, well-tailored dresses. horseback riding, surfing withdrawal symptoms is solution: check into rehab! Davishavehelpedrevolutionize prepp) clothing. Both ofthese celebrit)· styles and an incredible view of the probably "taking it seriousl).1' Bored of reha ? Check out the elegant and simple preppy If Sienna Miller is your are fashionable and surprisingly Pacific Ocean, not to mention In fact, the documentation of and get arrest d for cocaine look. This style emphasizes fashion icon, the bohemian easy to attain on a low budget, the freedom of cell phones and Jeff Lewis' withdrawal on possession! lame it on impeccable tailoring and style might be more up your so even poor college students the Internet. VHl 's "Celebrity Rehab" is someone el e, get into a meticulous styling. alle) Stars like Kate Moss can dress like the stars. Although we all know how more terrifying than the entir drunken bra 1 and check back well Promises worked for "Saw" collection combined. t into rehab. Rinse and repeat. Britney Spears, she's not the There are plenty o The point /s. there is no point. only alum. Lindsay Lohan, successful rehab graduate Ifs ｴ ｨ ｾ ｢ redom, the charmed Ben Affleck, Tommy Lee, in Hollywood to attest to it lives, e invincibility, the Robert Do\mey Jr., Charlie intensity, but the sincerit) o O\erab ndance of money, • Sheen and Diana Ross have sobriety is naturally called, the e sy access to drugs and all forked over $1,600 a into question as we witness ale ol. Sound like college? ee night to kick their addictions the likes of Britney Spears and n 't worry, give us a couple in style at Promises. Other Lindsay Lohan checking in and ore years, and we'll be the The fixation on celebrities One needs onl} to look at celebrity-frequented haunts out of rehab like it's a hotel. A nes luck.-y enough to enjoy Cate Czarnecki contributing writu sustains an entire industry of the death of Princess Diana to have similar prices, ranging Google search of "ho..., many the great view from Promises! photographers. journalists, see the most graphic conse- anywhere from $600 a day at times has Britney Spears bee Until then, take it from Britney bloggers, news anchors. poli- quences of an encounter be- Clouds (Pete Doherty is one admitted to rehab?" produc and "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck "Who is that singer? You ticians and lawyers who are n...-een photo-hungry paparazzi "success" story) to $68,000 results ra1J1Sl.Willl.llJll · !''It's Generation Y. bitch. know. the one who doesn't take care of her children?" all tangled in a web of moral- and their targets. Some view This question, posed on ity, legality and money. this cultural trend as degrad- an ordinary day by a visiting Recently, Los Angeles ing to the integrity of the speaker in a political commu- counci\man Dennis Zine pro- American public: the recent nications classroom, sparked posed a new law which would death of Heath Ledger seems generous laughter among the delegate ..personal safety to exemplify this argument. students and professor. bubbles" to protect celebrities While images ofa body bag Crossword The speaker, addressing from photo-hungry paparazzi. being carted out of a Manhat- ACROSS the class on a completely un- Zine told Access Holly- tan apartment \\ere splashed 1 Type of pear related issue. was attempting wood: "It cost $25.000 to take across the pages of magazines 5 Neutral vowel to use the example of Brit- an ambulance with Britney and Entertainment Tonight sound ney Spears· recent scandal to Spears to the hospital. Tax exposed a videotape that al- Wound locater? 1 O emphasize a point during his pa) ers paid for that." The cost legedly captured Ledger using 14 Melville novel was accrued due to the motor- drugs. many people were dis- 15 Braid speech. He was also unknow- C)cle, helicopter and patrol gusted in the way the media 16 Was a ingly making a reference to passenger the pop-culture obsession that car escorts that were needed handled the affair. 17 Serving dishes is currently sweeping Ameri- to protect Spears from the me- 19 Actor Sharif can society. dia. 20 Tied There are few instances 21 Teachers' org. in the history of the media 23 Woods' org. where information pertaining 24 Unreturnable to celebrities and pop culture serve has been as pervasive as it is 25 Vegetable today. color? Interest in celebrity news 27 Domestic worker stories transcends barriers of 30 Standard on the age, gender and class in ways links that are unmatched by other 31 Biddy areas of news. The advent of 32 Beholden celebrit) biogs on the Inter- 35 Hussein of Iraq net has made this information 38 Astral more accessible then ever be- 39 Part of ICBM fore. 40 Detection © 2008 Tribune Media Services, Inc. July 7, 2007 was ascribed device All rights reserved. as a regular day, but the mecca 41 Flipped out of celebrity biogs, PerezHil- 42 As well ton.com, reportedly had more 43 Cub quarters 6 Earth lump Solutions 44 Writer Oz 7 Actor Linden than 8.82 million page views. 45 Maternity 8 Stadium snack 3 .1 '<;/ .1 s 3 A .1 confinement 9 Bewildered ti '\:/ 3 3 d 48 Once around 10 Sellout letters A l a the track 11 Complete 50 One with two summary left feet 12 Proverb 51 Actor Brynner 13 Played again 52 Primitive wind 18 & so on & so EASY HARD instrument forth 56 Melange 22 Struck by shock 2 3 6 8 8 2 58 So they say 25 Tablet 60 Hammer part 26 Gulf of Mexico s 3 9 2 6 61 Belle or Bart food fish 62 Butt 27 Not hit 8 u 5 6 7 63 Newbie 28 First of the pot 64 Cantankerous 29 Spotter Vil 0 6 5 7 4 9 D 9 3 7 6 1 65 Surfeit 30 Part of mph 8 33 "Sunday, _ 3 1 DOWN Sunday" 0 1 Beer choice 34 Pipe buildup 43 Strike out 49 Social insect 7 2 Eastern 35 Commandment 45 Persuade 52 Left aboard ship sultanate breakage 46 Bill & His 53 Notion K 3 Eh! 36 Chorus voice Comets 54 Assessor's map 4 Gibraltar's 37 Jumble 47 Fireworks 55 "Jane " 5 u neighbor 39 Stag attendees explosion 57 Lennon's love 5 Spending frenzy 41 Get married 48 Linville or Mize 59 Faux

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