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Montclair State University Montclair State University Digital Commons The Montclarion Student Newspapers 4-4-2019 The Montclarion, April 4, 2019 The Montclarion Follow this and additional works at: https://digitalcommons.montclair.edu/montclarion Recommended Citation The Montclarion, "The Montclarion, April 4, 2019" (2019). The Montclarion. 1338. https://digitalcommons.montclair.edu/montclarion/1338 This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at Montclair State University Digital Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Montclarion by an authorized administrator of Montclair State University Digital Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. themontclarion.org The Montclarion themontclarion @themontclarion themontclarion The Montclarion #MSUStudentVoice Since 1928 Volume XXIX, Issue 22 Thursday, April 4, 2019 themontclarion.org DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY EDITION OF THE MONTCLARION. ALL OF THE ARTICLES IN THE PAPER, THOUGH RELATING TO REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS, ARE NOT FACTUAL. A Montclarion Former Nickelodeon Web Star Miranda Mystery: The Case of the Cosgrove Attends Montclair State Broken Computers Rebecca Serviss Opinion Editor On the first morning of April, Dr. Keith Strudler, the director for the School of Communica- tion and Media (SCM), was tak- ing a spring stroll around the back side of the SCM. He was glancing out at the Manhattan skyline when sud- denly he heard the sound of broken glass and a loud thud. Strudler turned around and noticed nine PC desktop com- puters lying on the ground SPECIAL behind him. All of them were broken. “It was a nice sunny day and I EDITION: had some free time so I decided to take a walk,” Strudler said. “I was not expecting to almost be April Fools! crushed by flying computers.” Shortly after the PCs hit the ground, they burst into flames, sending Strudler fleeing with fear. “Of course I ran away, I think anyone would have,” Strudler said. “Something did not feel right, and I knew this was no accident.” Before he left the scene, Rocky the Red Hawk (left) welcomes Miranda Cosgrove (right) to Team Rocky. The Montclarion Adrian Maldonado| Strudler noticed that the win- Adrian Maldonado sion shows and movies. Her voice acting and got a major dream school ever since she dow of The Montclarion office Staff Writer most popular role was in the role in the animated franchise was younger. was shattered. He immediately Nickelodeon series “Drake and “Despicable Me.” Nonetheless, “It still feels surreal that I got rushed over to the office, but no In March, Montclair State Uni- Josh,” where she played an evil shortly after the last movie was accepted to my dream univer- one was there. versity students felt indifferent little sister named Megan Park- recorded, Cosgrove felt like sity. Deep down I knew that Demanding answers, Strudler after rumors circulated that Mi- er, always torturing her broth- there was something missing Montclair State was where I contacted the fire department randa Cosgrove, a former Nick- ers with devious pranks. from her life. That’s when she was destined to be and every- and Capt. Kieran Barrett from elodeon actress, was enrolled When “Drake and Josh” end- realized she never really had one has been so nice to me these the Montclair State University at the university. However, ed, Cosgrove started to work the true college experience as a past few semesters,” Cosgrove this week, Cosgrove decided to on a new teen sitcom on Nickel- result of being home-schooled said. “Most importantly, every- Computers continued on Page 2 make an official announcement odeon called “iCarly,” playing due to her acting career keeping one has respected my privacy about her enrollment at Mont- the main character Carly Shay, her so busy. and that’s why not everyone clair State through her social a girl who created her own web After she toured through knew I attended here.” Crossword puzzle & media accounts. show with her best friends. many different universities, Cosgrove mentioned she more on p. 11 Cosgrove is known for her After “iCarly” concluded in Cosgrove decided to choose iconic roles in different televi- 2012, Cosgrove decided to try Montclair State, which was her iCarly continued on Page 4 NEWS FEATURE OPINION ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS p. 3 p. 6 p. 12 p. 16 p. 19 The Mont- There’s Snow Montclair State’s Student Artist Amateur Athlete clarion Staff Place Like Club New Sarcasm Profile: Photo Essay: Gets Hitched Penguin Minor is Totally Tommy Wiseau Anthony Gabbi- Idiot Proof anelli PAGE 2 • April 4, 2019 • The Montclarion themontclarion.org THE MONTCLARION Computers: Suspect faces property damage School of Communication and Media, Room 2035 Montclair, N.J. 07043 and arson charges if caught The Montclarion is a publication of Montelican Publishing, Inc. pub- Continued from page 1 lished weekly, except during examinations, summer and winter ses- sions. The Montclarion is funded by student fees distributed by Mont- clair State University and incoming advertising revenue. The views Police Department (UPD), alerting expressed in the Opinion section, with the exception of the Main Edi- them of the situation. torial, do not necessarily reflect the views ofThe Montclarion. Strudler requested to see the secu- The Montclarion has a commitment to accuracy and clarity and will print corrections or clarifications if information is found to be incorrect. rity camera footage of that morning. To report an error of fact or a Letter to the Editor, email the Editor-in- “The tape showed a group of Chief at [email protected]. students entering the office around Information reported in the Red Hawk Rap Sheet comes directly from 11:30 a.m.,” Barrett said. “In terms the MSU Police Department. We do not print retractions to the rap of the incident, we were not able to sheet unless information directly from the police report is incorrect. We find the person responsible for the can print an update to the events only if the newspaper is given access crime.” to relevant documents to corroborate the information. When found, the person respon- All submissions to the newspaper become property of The Montclarion. sible will be charged with property We do not print articles from anonymous contributors. damage and possibly arson. The The first issue ofThe Montclarion, then named The Pelican, was UPD is still investigating the situa- published on Nov. 28, 1928. tion. Rebecca Serviss | The Montclarion Still demanding answers, Strudler A pile of broken PC desktop computers from The STAFF called The Montclarion faculty ad- Montclarion office lie on the concrete in flames after a viser, Tara George, who was in a suspect threw them out the window. meeting at the time, hoping she Executive Board Editorial Board would have some information and a last longer than four years and no one Editor-in-Chief News possible suspect. will get frustrated enough to throw Haley Wells Heather Berzak George was shocked to hear about them out the window again. montclarionchief montclarionnews this incident and was not able to “We fully support The Montclarion @gmail.com @gmail.com name anyone who might have been and believe it is a vital part of Mont- responsible. She has faith that the clair State,” Cole said in a statement. Managing Editor Feature members of The Montclarion edito- “These students work hard each Dominique Evans Alexa Spear rial board will cooperate with the in- week to publish high quality and ac- montclarionmanaging montclarionfeature vestigation and not do anything else curate reporting without making up @gmail.com stupid, like making up things she quotes, and they deserve to have the @gmail.com might have said. latest technology just like everyone “I know these students very well else in the School of Communication Operations Opinion Rebecca Serviss and I believe that none of them have and Media.” Manager an evil bone in their bodies to com- After multiple requests, the mem- Gabriela Cevallos montclarionopinion @gmail.com mit such a heinous crime like this,” bers of The Montclarion editorial montclarionadsales George said. “The only thing I know board have declined to speak on the @gmail.com is that The Montclarion is due for subject, but they are thankful for the Entertainment new office computers.” help from the university. Business Thomas Neira In order to keep the newspaper The Montclarion also plans to use Manager montclarion running, University President Susan whatever money that is “left over” to- Joohi Rana entertainment Cole and the Montclair State Univer- ward a staff vacation to Walt Disney montclarionbusinessmanager @gmail.com sity Board of Trustees have agreed World next month, despite spend- @gmail.com to fund The Montclarion $15,000 for ing a lot of money on the wedding of Sports nine new computers and to fix the Entertainment Editor Thomas Neira, Assistants Anthony Gabbianelli broken window. Sports Editor Anthony Gabbianelli montclarionsports News Cole hopes these computers will and Photography Editor Ben Caplan Adrianna Caraballo @gmail.com Opinion Chief Copy Editor AJ Melillo Fiorella Medina Corinne Appel montclarioncopy Carly Henriquez @gmail.com Feature Red Hawk Rap Sheet Claudia Graphic by Habrahamshon Teresa Gomez Web Editor John Slahor Entertainment montclarionweb Javier Reyes @gmail.com Friday, March 29 Thursday, March 28 Sharif Hasan Lot 60: Various students report- On Campus: A female student Photography ed that an unidentified flying commuter reported her pet Copy Ben Caplan object was spotted over Lot 60 lizard, Nugget, snuck into her Priscilla Cartagena in the late afternoon. The UFO backpack without her knowl- Jennifer Losos montclarionphotography@ Olivia Paez gmail.com was flying in circles for about edge. Nugget escaped and is Brielle Wyka an hour. This incident is under currently on the loose on cam- Video Editor investigation. pus. This incident is under Mackenzie Robertson investigation and a reward is Sports [email protected] Monday, April 1 being offered for finding the Corey Annan lizard.