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G rand Valley S tate College f(te Zturiktyut Volume 20 . r if.jA.j DECEMBER 11,1985 - ALLENDALE.MICHIGAN ■ NumbeT 15 r (e' Grand Valley State honors Martin Luther King

By Amy Klofkorn noted lawyer and author who representatives of the five black Staff Writer gave an energetic, speech en­ greek organizations on campus. titled “The Black 1 Struggle in One of the highlights of the Grand Valley State has planned the Civil Rights Movement”. ^evening took place when 3rd a number of events in honor of Jones outlined the lac\ of pro­ Ward City Commissioner Lou the late Dr. Martin Luther King. gress made prior to thoT960's Merriweather brought word that King would have been 57 years and stated that “the struggVfc^jr Grand Rapids Mayor Gerald old January 15 had he not been the 60’s is the struggle of the assasinated. The events com­ 80s." Jones went on to ex­ Helmholdt and the Kent County memorate King and allow an in- amine contemporary problems Board of Commissioners had depth examination of the which, minorities are faced with proclaimed January 20, 1986 a current civil rights situation. todav. Through presentations national holiday in King’s honor. The newlv formed Black Stu­ 'ones gives across the country he Mayor Helmholdt urged all dent Union held a tribute in seeks to improve black’s status citizens to participate in its ob­ honor of Dr. King January 1 5 at in America. servance. the Kirkhof Center. Senior Following Jones' presentation, The evening concluded with a Jimmy Hart acted as master of minority members of Grand candlelight reception held in the ceremonies. Hart introduced Vallev's faculty and staff in­ guest speaker Hamoson Jones, troduced themselves, along with

Nation to march against racism 4

The National Mobilization A Strong national demon­ a general escalation of racist Against Racism is making stration against racism will not activity nationally, abetted and an urgent clarion call to pro­ only have a positive impact encouraged by the Reagan ad­ gressive activists and freedom- of the dangerous cvcle of ministration. loving people in Philadelphia racist acts and the climate The National Mobilization for unirv and equality and of fear in Philadelphia, but all Against R^gsm was formed by against racism on Saturday, over the country. We have seen an expanding group of act­ February 15, 1986. ivists and organizations m The rally will begin at John employing terror and violence Philadelphia and other places P Kennedy Plaza in down­ to dnve Black people from their such as Washington, D.C., Mary­ town Philadelphia at approx­ homes We have also seen a land, New Jersey, Delaware, imately 12 noon. Jewish community center that New York and Connecticut opened its doors to the /Asian based on the common 1 he cuv of Philadelphia has community burned down bv feeling that something has to be Vandalism spurs been on the minds of all who Ingots Still fresh in our done are concerned about justice, thoughts is the criminal police Activists and organizations from cuualitv and combatting racist bombing d MOVF s house, all over the country are planning resignationL ' call violence In Philadelphia wt the murder <>t 11 people and the to bus and car pool thousands ■lave witnessed in recent weeks unattended fire that destrov ed of supporters to the city to liv llenrv 1 Hardy Robinson said. On November racist mobs and arsonists an entire block of homes attend the protest Assistant 1 ditor 14, Ihursdas night, things were on that vsrrr against police Where's My Insurance Policy ? Before the Student Senate Me said that there had been meeting of Dec 2. 1985. Stu- drinking of alcohol, and that Jent Senate President Hale P someone jumped over the wall Robinson requested the rejig into the graphics office hent nation of three senators accused furniture, and, 'spit tobacco f getting drunk and vandalising on the phone, walls, and fur 'he graphics department in the niturr Robinson said that the Mudent Senate office The ac perpetrators violated the student -used Student Senaturs refused code and broke Michigan Law to rrsign, and this touched off a Fach student was given the op vigorous two hour drhatr at the porrunirv to respond at the subsequent meeting The three Senate meeting Rich Uhnavv senators Rich f'hnavs Chair of spoke first : hr Political Affairs Commirtee L hnavs objected to the lack of • - 1 .ar'nrr and Mark Brown written procedures for removing aw ic k n e w iedged that t h r\ a Senator v ^ rr : r r. k ir .v in th r o ffic e o r "1 would like to first point out '' r ..iT ' ;r curst;-*r. v. r\ r t * u t 1 b Id the Appointments *' rrc u rn v ir . v a r.uvc iro^’ r .tier nu procedural -! :r .r . a n d a iis n . v. u: f c - rrd

" :K.c Mtfhc in xrstic *r. . „ e nutf J i _ige - d3C LwdioiTi^fSnewUy, 22 Jtnuiry 1986. VANDALISM CONTINUED policy guidelines have been est­ demanding that none of the ac­ ablished,” said Uhnavy. “On cused would be removed from the night in .question, I was their positions as a result of the W tot* doing something which I incident. shouldn’t have been doing, and I There has been unprecedented said that it wouldn't happen pressure put on the Lantbom end this author to suppress co­ 1986 brings in a new semester; setting in Ada, Michigan, The Lanthom should also be again.” verage of the vandalism incident. new books, new professors, a where my permanent residence used as more of a literary can­ Uhnavy said that it would have “Lanthom coverage could hurt new routine. 1986 brings in a remains. vas. Perhaps monthly, the been physically impossible for the Senate,” said Senator George new editor! a new slant, a new Here at Grand Valley I am Lanthom could devote a him to have gotten over the wall Bosanic. "The kid* don’t need style, a different approach. majoring in political science. section to poetry written by into the graphics office. He said The importance of the Lin th­ I was attracted to Grand Valley Grand Valley students and “personally, I have "to’ view this to,read about it.” “You’re talking about a cover- orn at Grand Valley State because of its striking campus. faculty. I know the talent is all as a personal vendetta,” on College is great, and so too Each change of season brings there; I have seen it, and the part of Robinson. Hfc noted up,^"responded. Robinson. Rob­ is the responsibility 6f the new wonderment} new colors people should feel free to that there have been many con­ inson said that Stoll and Student editor. Fortunately, many tal­ A see, new scents to enjoy, submit it. Also, I am inter­ flicts between the conservative Services employee Michelle ented people have offered new textures to feel. Now ested in printing more book Uhnavy and the moderate Rob­ Brens had tried to conceal the me help which I will not hes­ half way through my sopho­ and record reviews, along inson, saying, “IVe been a thorn incident and, “brush it under the itate to accept. But ultimately, more year, I find a new chall­ with the film reviews. in his (Robinson’s) side since the table.” the responsibility of the paper enge 1 to face. day he was elected." Robinson said, “The President, is mine, and I will be held Over this snowy solstice break, Of course, the Lanthom has the Provost, and the Board of accountable for its successes 1 have been considering various to continue to print news from Uhnavy said that he had in­ Control are going to read this, and failures. plans for the paper. I would about the campus and the, formed Director of Student Ac­ and they’re going to want to And just who is your neiy like to internationalize it a bit. community. Students need tivities Bob Stoll of exactly what know why nothing was done. editor? My backround has Grand Valley is in an isolated access to information that is had transpired on the night in That’s why 1 aaked for their re­ been extremely varied; out spot, and it is too easy for us going to affect them directly., question, and that StoJl had signation.” of it my basic values and to forget our place within and it should be done in the agreed to keep the matter quiet. Stoll and Becns both aaked the beliefs have crystallized. I spent the international community. clearest and most consice Uhnavy said that Stoll advised author of this article not to print most of my elementary years For example, our local Stan- manner possible. him to “put the incident behind it. Beens said that if the article in the public schools of San dale McDonald’s seems benign Above all, the Lanthorn is him." was printed despite their advice Francisco, where 1 learned enough, but as part of a multi­ and will remain a student run Both Brown and Gartner ad­ that it could lead to a lawsuit how fertile the big city can be. million dollar transnational corp­ newspaper. To be successful, mitted that there had been against the paper and this I moved to Atlanta for the oration, it has more than a then, I need as much input drinking in the office on the author. start of high school, and found small influence on many nations. as possible from any one night in question, but declined Robinson defends his actionj a suburban society based Has it been a positive influence, interested in the paper. I live to give any information on the despite the critisism from both entirely on the local mall. I or should McDonald’s be boy­ at 43 Ravines, and my phone vandalism. Brown said that he administrators and other stu­ was fortunate to complete high cotted? These are the type number is 895-6943. Talk to was sorry for the incident and dents. school in a beautiful rural of questions that need to be me I J had intended to offer his res­ “Their actions were intol­ asked. ignation before the meeting in erable," Robinson said of the ac­ any event due to a family illness. cused three senators. “What However, he said that he was they did was inexcusable. Due angered by the way in which to the serious nature of what Senator Levin surprises Robinson had addressed the they did, I thought that this was issue before the meeting, and the least disciplinary action that he was now reconsidering which I could take. When the his decision. student body caught wind of it, GVSC class After a lengthy and often it would discredit the Senate if acrimonious debate, the Senate no action was taken.” decided by voice vote to refer Robinson added that he was caught somewhat off guard. He Levin, using the current recess the matter back to the glad that the lanthom decided By Rick Miles laughed as he explained that the of Congress to tour the state and Appointments Committee for to print the story despite the News Editor things they discussed weren’t talk with college students, an­ disciplinary action with the un- pressure to suppress it. swered questions and gave a lec­ put to the senator during the question and answer session. The first day of class is usually ture regarding the politics of the While Levin’s guest appearance an introductory period for the federal deficit. He also outlined will certainly be difficult to im­ students and instructor. The certain revenue generating opp­ prove upon this semester, it is first class of Professor Richard ortunities which he supports and surely a valuable experience for Joanisse’s social problems course feels the public would support those fortunate enough to have was no exception; however, they as well. been present. The first hand By Oran Rankin turned upside down in dorm Joanisse was as surprised as his knowledge and experience which Editor in Chief parking lot D. students by their guest. They he shared would be difficult, if were given a different son of in­ Apparently it was just a sick troduction. They received an in­ became aware of the visit only not impossible, to acquire from Carolyne Wery, 332 Copeland, practical joke as Wery said that troduction (and lecture) from minutes before his arrival. any text book. Efforts of this was on her way to church Sun­ she had no idea why anyone Senator Carl levin, who made a Joanisse said he coached the nature are to be applauded and day morning when she noticed would want to damage her car. surprise visit to the class on students a little, before Levin's Professor Joanisse and his class that her ‘79 Honda Civic was Jan. 16. appearance, but they were all should be congratulated. The incident happened some­ time before 2:30 am Sunday Ladies’ Factory Outlet morning. Officer Benue Marble of

1 Ladies’ Clothing from Teens campus security said that cases like this have a good chance of Family Health Care t h e 11 .to Queers - being solved, especially at a K 6837 Lake Michigan 6 rhra small college like GVSC. People at its Best QIRI I V I C I 896-6103 > HOURS: will talk about it to their friends ST AND A; i M! Di ' <\L CENTER Mon. 10-8 anji word will get around, he 3950 Lake Michigan Dr., N.W. ^ Tuw.-Fil 10-6 :30. said. The investigation will be Grand Rapids, MI 49 504 Sat. 10-4 carried out by a state of Michi­ Pat Fornar - Manager gan detective. !)r. Norman Weber, D.O. 1 Dr. Karlr Reynolds, D.O. If You Don’t Know Otherwise, Saturday night was i hr. Rov Ihilson, D.O. a bit more rowdy than usual. DIAMONDS Marble said that there were three .ilergies Minor Surgery Know Your Jeweler drunk dnving arrests alone. -horati'' Pediatrics For special prices on diamonds, watches Also, there was a bit of a com­ -aivs. Physical Therapy & jewelry, visit your nearest motion at Hansen's auto wash, -titnc- Gyncciiiog which was being used as a parking lot for an eight keg . i’ all tunes, call 453-2429. FOXS 1 party next door. Mon-Fri 9:30-5:00 Downtown, Rogers Plaza, Mon. evenings 6:00-9:00 North Kent, and Woodland 7 minutes east of ^o-i; Sat 9:30-12:00 % ?9“ - GVSC enrollment up Huge peace march gears up Early figures show that Grand attributes the enrollment hike to Valley State’s 1986 winter-se­ “ a successful match between the mester enrollment stands at n^eds of students and the aca­ 6,781 students, a, 4 J percent in­ demic programs Grand Valley There is also a way for'indivi- Hie Great Peace Mirch, what office houses over 70 full-time em- crease over the student head- offers.” He said a healthier duals and groups to participate with­ News has called "the greatest pioyees on three floors. Regional count last year at this time. The economy, increased financial aid civilian undertaking of this cen- ^ offices have opened along out leaving their communities - figure was computed after final available to students, and a - the “Adopt a Marcher9’ program. tuty,” is being organized by PRO- the March route, in Denver, registration on January 13 and greater percentage of high school It is estimated that providing food, Peace, die Lot Angeles based non- Cleveland, Omaha, Des Moines, Pit- does not include late registra­ students choosing to attend water and sanitation for each mar­ profit, non-partisan group. tsburgh, Chicago, Boston, New tions and those who will drop or college have also affected enroll­ cher will cost about $1 per mile, Since PRO-Peace began, great York and Washington, D.C. Two add courses after the semester ment. “We also tee an increase or $3,235 per marcher over the strides have been made in the areas advance teams have just finished begins. in the number of older adult course of the March. Local groups of recruitment, fundraising, and surveying the March route, cata- students taking advantage of our can sponsor a marcher for that Richard Mchlcr, acting dean of nadonal organization. Regional loging campsites and charting every programs *in continuing edu­ amount. Individuals can also academic services at GVSC, and state offices have opened across mfle the marchers will walk, cation," Mchlcr said. “adopt” a marcher for $1,000 in a the country, a nationwide Peacewalk jh e recruitment drive is under­ single payment, or $100 a month fundraiser took place November way> ^ d before it is over, over for 12 months. Each sponsoring 3rd, and over 11,000 applications 10,000 applications will be proc- organization or individual will re­ have already been distributed to ccssccj for d,c 5,000 marcher po- ceive a photo of their “adoptee” prospective marchers. sitions available. The PRO-Peace as well as a weekly letter or post­ The idea for PRO-Peace began late Field Department, responsible for card from the road. in 1984, when Esecutive Director community and campus support, David Mixner’s 9-year old niece has already visited over 100 colleges told him she thought she would die,, and universities across the country, PRO-Peace plans to appeal to the, before growing up in a nuclear war. In order to accomodate students nation as a whole for funds and mar­ This prompted Mixner to search for wishing to go on the March, PRO- chers through a Public Service An­ a new way to fight nuclear pro- Peace is facilitating credit to be nouncement recently filmed in Los liferation. The problem, as he saw given in such subjects as "Nuclear Angeles. PRO-Peace enlisted the it, was the lack of hope that any- Weapons and U.S. Foreign Policy,” aid of major Hollywood talent, in thing could be done. His answer “The Cold War,” and "Theory and front of and behind the camera. was to create a groundswell for nu­ Politics of Non-Violence,” in its The commercial was directed by Ni­ clear disarmament, both here and College on Foot program. cholas Meyer, the acclaimed direc­ abroad, so powerful that the leaders One of the most important pre- tor of “The Day After.” Over of the world will have to listen. March events took place November 1,000 people came together for the The marchers, 5,000 strong, will 3rd. A 10-kilometer Peacewalk filming, including such concerned leave their homes, schools, jobs and was held at over 65 campuses all celebrities as Martin Sheen, families, and walk 15 miles a day Across America, and the money Rosanna Arquette, Rob Lowe, Leo­ for 255 days - across the Mojave raised through pledges to student nard Nimoy, Madonna, Malcolm Desert, the Great Basin, the two walkers will be used to pay for McDowell and Mary Steenburgen. major continental mountain ranges some of the many tents needed on Everything was donated, from and the Great Plains. Their sac­ the March. camera equipment to coffee, from These tents will bear the name or rifice will capture the imagination editing facilities to a satellite link­ mascot of the school (or fraternity, of the world. up to beam the commercial to over sorority or camput organization) v-V-v. „*<*■.-«- ’**'r7>V • v< Vo ..Ir * . 6SO television nations across the throughout the March, and will be The logistical challenges faced in country. The toll-free number for planning^the Greatl’eace'March”are rftumed t0 those camPu5es when applications and donations is 1-800- massive. Over the course of their the March “ comPlfte' Through 45 3-1234. The Great Peace March nine-month cross-country journey, ioumev. tW° sPonsorehlP P ^ a m s , “Adopc- Public Service Announcement has a-Marcher,” and “Gimme Shelter,” the marchers will wear out 20,000 been seen on local T.V. stations the pairs of shoes, eat 3,825,000 meals, studencs at colleSfS aI1 acro*s since October 23rd. take 1,275,000 showers and set up coun*7 are able to makf cntlcal and take down 2,500 tents each contributions to this historic end­ The Great Peace March is coming. night eavor. Many students are planning Starting on March 1st, 1986, 5,000 PRO-Peace plans to meet these to have little “villages” of $350 people will walk from Los Angeles challenges through impressive re­ housing tents named after their to Washington, D.C., to carry the cruitment and fundraising cam­ schools. Others have pledged as call for global nuclear disarmament paigns. PRO-Peace’s organization is much as $15,000 to sponsor one to the citizens of this nation and already in place. It’s Los Angeles of the 3,200 sq. ft. canopies that will house the cafeterias for the March the world.

New look for Dorms in 1986

By Shawn Tortoricllo been permanently bolted shut Staff Writer Billy Cox, Kistier Community Manager, said she hoped that The change of the new year, maybe by the Spring they can also brought about some new be unlocked. changes in the three campus More activities are being dorms. Danny Walker replaced planned for all of the dorms this Spencer Peterson at Robinson semester. Robinson is starting and Mr. Peterson tools over to take a new look, with a mural Copeland. The change was de­ which was painted during break. scribed as a way to eliminate the The campus loft policy also noise and destruction at the takes affect this semester. Robinson Hamlet The dorms also recaved rune- A new project is also under teen new television sets in each way, community pride. There floors lounge. New furniture is are funds available for cleaning also expected by the beginning on the weekends, but workers of next jrear. To cut down on were hard to find. The Main­ the excessive amount of heat tenance Committee suggested, loss and the damaged caused by that each floor clean on Sunday snowball fights, the sliding glass nights and the cleanest floor doors (Hi floors patio have wins a percentage of the money. _o*ege ^ e si Service Page ♦jThe Ianthom, Wednesday, 22 January 1986. EDITORIALS: <• l r©¥©lmftomsiry i m m m - m -aliw -today

By Henry E. Hardy Assistant Editor

These are revolutionary times; all over the globe men are revolting against old systems 7>f exploitation and oppression. The sbirtless and barefoot people of tbe land are rising up as never before. "Tbe people that walked in darkness have seen a great light." We in tbe West must sup­ port these revolutions. •Martin Luther King 1967

Throughout the world, those of us who seek to carry out Martin Luther King's dream have renewed the struggle to bring about the overthrow of the two-headed hydra of materialism: capitalism and communism. By voting last month to condemn apartheid and recommending an honorary degree for a South African civil rights leader such as Nelson Mandela, the Grand Valley State College Board of Con­ trol has voted to place GVSC in the fore­ front of the freedom movement. The international freedom movement is a movement to bring about a non-violent revolution of values which will end for­ ever the tyranny of political parties, national states and corporations which have created a permanent underclass of poor amidst the “miracles” of modern Reprinte5 with permission. technology and agriculture. Martin Luther King described the im­ all economic interaction with the South NATIONAL MOBILIZATION portance of the struggle against exploita­ African regime, they could bring that gov­ FOR EQUALITY AND JUSTICE tion in Central America and South Africa ernment to its knees in a relatively sh o rt^ in Prophetic terms: time. -Martin Luther King f i Movements in our own countries alone 1967 MARCH will not be enough. In Latin America, for example, national reform movements Thus, Martin L.uther King saw with great have almost despaired o f nonviolent clarity the unity of our diverse revolu­ methods; many young men, even many tionary movement. The sanctuary move­ AGAINST priests, have joined guerilla movements in ment, the struggle against the draft and tbe bills. So many of Latin America's registration, the anti-nuclear movement problems have roots in the United States and the free South Africa struggle are o f America that we need to form a solid, manifestations of the same revolutionary RACISM united movement, non-vtolently conceiv­ movement. We have learned from the ed and carried through, so that pressure murder of so many of our leaders: Mar­ Saturday, February 15 in Philadelphia , can be brought to bear on tbe capital and tin l.uther King, Rap Brown, Malcom X government power structures concerned, and others. We are decentralized now. RACISM RAMPANT IN PHILADELPHIA & NATIONALLY from both sides o f tbe problem at once. Thousands of us might be killed today,! Racist moos nave declared Southwest Phi ade pn.a "(or whites only a Black family has been driven out and then home gutted by arson An I think that may be the only hope for a continued page 5 nonviolent solution in Latin America interracial couple s home was broken into and they received death threats Whites who refuse to go along with te"onsm are threatened and today, and one o f the most powerful ex­ then property defaced A Black tarrmy in East Fans was pipe bombed a pressions o f nonviolence may come out J ewish community center was destroyed by arson The KKK and othe- of that mternational coalition o f socially \ 0 white supremacy's have come to Philadelphia from all o.er 10 fan th- aware forces, operating outside govern­ dames o! racial hatred Alt this m the wane o! the p o :'( e bombing o' Wes' Philadelphia and massive arbitrary police round ups :>f P jedo Ricans mental frameworks. ** ^vV ^ z under repress've curfew Even entrenched problems like the The Philadelphia outrages flow from the nat.oo.i ate of racist- South African government and its racial Iprom ofed by thp Reagan Administration whu.’ ' as tried vertj' policies could be tackled on this level the hard won ovC ngnts laws E q .a in no.,s * g ✓ ■* hfS If just two countries, Britain and tbe afli-mat.ve action in h.nog and ed j C v -v a'-d D ■ •■•g , i Editor's note: The following is the! a" unde' aHrjck Not oaiy does/ac>svxd'jet SAY NO TO RACISM1 NO APARTHEID N PHILADELPHIA — OR ANYWHERE Adp>urnment-T\\n only constructive! Philadelphia E hcJorver* include f*>g' ty d •' i * ” r ■ ** >»ss 1 a '* • "Jd'/.isj o'T"’' "rr Um v O *M i • *_>f p -r*> f.X Na1 ' Da»-0 H.<_ ‘a lv>' State Pe<',,5y'»ania Spc^'g >araer united N«ignc>0'5 , r r pf the Anar, htsm- I he ideal of anarchistl AovocaW* Phiiaoe-phid uVeitd'e R.grt;, Aomen- s peac e h»i £ -scJorwri Include NatiO' a> v Ohyress ol SvXjfT Africa ela'T'V»> C*Anh lorhVH ** i»*i tf/a- Ah Pf«)t E d i t o r Oran Rankin ■ thought is to improve the world! 1 Coogiess Ai>vt*i car A:at Anii Oiscnm>r\atuX' rn (_,,iT «•» 'w*. City NJ ji >r r Henry E Hardy C.OI s jf u b ^oogre5s Sv4' jetxge A jr j S Co- ••sat-e-d n Action N * Asst. Editor (through the elimination of exploitation, District 6$ JAA Nv Hej'jr Na' ^xjMior :>«B»ac - esp>ars a' •ooiererxe o' TTiom Gault * ~A«rgens Pjf'fc Sood'V par»y 'Te»e*a''C RoO^sor Se*v «a*> V jA A • Nv' X^.lef Business Manager (monopoly, robbery, deception, and| *'T'et^«n l'XJiar'A o( S'*w Erg,and Wom«r lor Haoai & Econorh bdudi'h News Editor Rick Miles |force. Not popular in the United States. *cKya< is I- ' 'or Oentif«oat»cX _x>»y Features Editor Rodd Monts American Legion-An unsu ccessful I VOLUNTEER TO HELP NOW! Roderick Weils [experiment in group therapy. Sports Editor . ' 0 I want to volunteer to help I won I more information Chief Photographer Todd Saylor Capital Punishment-The launching! 1 C My orgomration endorses the mobilu jtion Send *r on spoliation mfo Advertising Manager Donna Hartseil (of the condemned into eternity, where,f | J 0 I want to contnbule S ______to help Chief Typesetter Marge Wangbichler lit is believed, he or she will find justice | Tax deductible contributions con be mode to The peopks rights Rind Faculty Advisor Theodore Berlind land compassion. Differentiated from! 1 NAwf Imurder by the number of accessories inj | ADOetsy ______Published weekly during each-semester by the studencs |the enme. | C'trrS'*Tt l i e ______of Grand Valley State College, Kirkhof Center, Allen­ League of Women Voters-A | 0 »Q w n iZ*I iO N SC m QQ i u n i o n dale ichigan, 494-01. Telephone 895-7803 jnspiracy of the bored to persuade the NATIONAL MOBILIZATION AG NST RACISM |ignorant to vote. National Office 4206 Baltimore A.enue Prwaoe . - ?’5l 387 7S2? Regional Offices M a 1, S4 7-I302 Muckracking-An archaic mode of Baltimore MO (30',?35 7 Ck»0 J(.. .. ,20'I 433-2332 |news analysis. Searching. PertinentJ Boston MA 16171424 i ’ 76 • vr« c.r, 12'2) 741-0633 Opinions expressed in the Lanthorn art not necessarily Buffalo NV (7161 58 ’■ l S 2 5 Ruv' eve’ • ’ ’ 61 342 5707 those of Grand Valley State College. iaL Constructive. Cleveland On |2' 6i B6' -6: Sj W asr,.-.^ j. •202) 1Z7 504 Detroit. Mi '3'31 966 0 074 w gio r 302 ’ t : : '45 Page 5; The I.anthom. Wednesday, 22 January 1986. EDITORIALS CONTINUED: Qmmthetic&Uy spmkin, Ted Berland, the Faculty Advisor to the keys, the Lanthom’s keys, and have irreplacable Lanthom files. Lanthom, verbally agreed to have the implemented a security policy. This is The Lanthom has announced, that in necessary keys distributed to the simply to let it be known that non staff the spirit of Dr. Martin Luther King, appropriate members of the Lanthom members can not use the equipment there will be a rally to show support for staff. The next day, I prepared to give a without one of the editor's approval. the Lanthom as a democratic, student list of the staff that are going to need Also, no one is to be in the offices at run newspaper. keys to Stoll, and instead of issuing all unless there is some Lanthom staff For a brighter future, visit the them, he asked for mine back! member present This will help insure Kirkhof center between 12:00 and 1:00 But in a deeper sense, the integrity of the safety of the equipment and the pm this Friday. the Lanthom as a student run newspaper on campus is in jeopardy. Historically, the Lanthorn offices have been We are struggling today for the survival profit from apartheid. somewhat of a sacred place for the of the earth. We are organizing the We cannot honor Dr. Martin Luther King students to democratically run and struggle for human dignity. We are if we do not also honor his commitment operate a college paper. But this is not working for truth, so that our mad cor to massive nonviolent resistance to war, now the case. For example, the other porate greed will no longer profit from racism, and oppression. Let us today day I was sitting at my desk doing sweat and blood of the slaves of the dedicate ourselves to a courageous and some work, when a couple of people South African Nazi Regime. visionary struggle to uplift all humanity Starting new as an editor of a walked in, walked right by me without We are grateful to the Grand Valley and put an end to all nations, parties, newspaper is a tough business, at the so much as a greeting, walked into the authorities for supporting our freedom and corporations which exploit humanity best of times. But in this case, security computer room, (they had the key), and movement, and we now make to them and poison the earth. In Dr. King's problems from Student Activities, and started using the equipment. As editor, I a moral plea for consideration of the words: especially Bob Stoll, director of Student

Henry F.. Hardy Assistant F.ditor

Twenty thousand black and white South African activists joined in an emotional funeral service for white provincial legislator Molly Blackburn, who was killed in a mysterious car crash on December 28, 1986. Blackburn was one of the few white activists to win the love and unqualified trust of many of South Africa's increasingly radicalized black majority Blackburn puns the increasing number of civil rights activists who may have fallen ptev to what Bishop lulu has called South Africa's "death sqauds In an interview, the onlv surviver ot the fatal , rash. I )i Bishop said that the other .at in the head on collision, said that the other .at in the head on crash seemed to suddenly appear out of the darkness . >n the w rung ode . >1 the rt iad and swerve in n> the car whu. h her late husband, civil rights lawver Brian Bishop, was driving I he driver of the other car. who was Mask, was also killed. Blackburn was a leader of the Agence P’*»ss* opposition Progressive Federal Party in Port Elizabeth, and was a leader in the Honor guard of young militants stood by.Molly Blackburn’s coffin during funeral in Port Elizabeth, South Africa Black Sash South African womens mans of the blacks she Drew whites who regarded them as traitors to With the untimely death of Molly movement. their race, in the months before the Blackburn, the chances of a peaceful Many reporters who attended the At mans whue Hornes ." she said, crash Bishops car was destroyed by a resolution of the South African crisis funeral were struck by the depth of "you. as a black, are made to stand at firebombing last year. are grievously reduced, and the feeling expressed by the huge, largely the gate At Molly's home, sou felt at Despite the threat of death, Blackburn possibility of a genocidal race war is black crowd which gathered for the hc>me a human being strutghiasoas " was undetered. She exposed the police correspondingly increased. The death of funeral. As South Afncas paramilitary tactic of waiting to arrest those injured police stood by with dogs, shotguns, 'She uas our mother ~ the uoman in anti-apartheid violence. She was Molly Blackburn is a tragedy to all of and rubber whips, many blacks sang, said full i:f lears i'hat mans shed ork 1 tme s were shot down She forced authorities vision of courage and nonviolent January '. 1986 to curb police torture of suspects and resistance to racism and sexism Outside under trees ‘u.. of f>. ...tee detainees after she barged into a police thrt>ugh. >ut the world that 'tiered snaoe " m :ne nor . h m A' a . C -l oC i ! the B .a, k Sash vtdUon and found the police flogging a an u'J b tji k u, man * h, J.J m t » in: A ".C ' ■ ghts rg an.zati'm. Mack man who was manacled to a :< gt.e her name iiv* a repr.rter u . ne M .. . B.Jk k r w y 'ad 'evenly launched table She and her husband, an M I> . I h. ! rt p r\ „ u . ' r r t . o . ' z a ’e U. e u d e f t ; lain at.' s•< mu *i :re a 'Ct.C' : .j.r.pa :gns U exp. se p< Ike established a clinic where vie terns I ■ maie-.al ir m :ne New ) urk > uric r bul me "ail sir and < f tu. pe mat brutal.' v in '.he and Bishop had political violence could reuc.c rimes the Washington Post M 'S Blackburn seemed to impart to rec lev ed r' - me* r - iis death threats fr rr. ci r.f.dentiai treatment. lime mat a:, nr i

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I afn also concerned that the Children are not merely told vous because I had yet to re­ Lanthorn African National Congress ter­ David Conklin about Santa Claus, either. They’ gister my car and it was already rorist acts will cause a full blown Michigan College Republican are taught to Believe in him. sixteen days overdue. I noticed revolution to take place. I still State Treasurer Santa is not presented as a fic­ that the officer and I made eye Letters hope and pray that a peaceful tional person, but as a very real contact at least five times - I To the Editor: solution will be found very To the Editon one. How fearfully all this par­ kept looking because I thought shortly. allels the role that the Lord it odd when he left die atten­ Applause, Applause! My con­ As we celebrate Martin Luther In his recent editorial, Steven Jesus Christ seeks to have in dant with a box of popcorn at gratulations to you Tom Herzog, King's Birthday, I would hope Azkoul asked the question: Is our lives! Leave it to Satan to 10:00 in the morning! Anyway, for standing your ground on the our local and state government Christmas distorted? I whole­ counterfeit everything he can of it was one of those days when "Sexually Mature Adult" issue. will honor King’s message of jus­ heartedly agree with his answer, God’s truth. The Lord Jesus you realize you’re a dead duck After numerous articles and tice by supporting legislation re­ •You Bet!’ Christ is die One we need to and sure as the sun never shines letters in the Lanthorn advoca­ quiring that state pension funds At Christmas our focus should believe in, not Santa, A in Benzie county during Winter ting conservatism I had feared divest themselves of stock in be upon the One for whom the Jesus Christ, wlvt/is God, was solstice, the ominous light flash­ good, healthy, openminded lib­ companies doing business in day was named, the Lord Jesus bom almost 2000 years ago. ed and STOP, I did! eralism had faded from the face South Africa. Christ. But every year that He grew into a man and even­ Here’s the scam. I wear an ear of this campus. This would send a simple and focus seems to shift more and tually died on a cross and rose ring, it doesn’t signify anything Returning to Grand Valley clear message to Washington and more to Santa Claus and other from the grave. Why? So that but I am of the male persuasion. after attending during the TJC South Africa that even the Con­ activities. we as sinners could be saved After, the officer issued my (Thomas Jefferson College)/ servative’s patience are growing It is not easy to speak out from our sins when we believe ticket (for which I thanked him William James eft; 1 am appalled very thin. South Africa has had against this matter of Santa in, trust in, and commit our politely), he asked me why I at the close-mindedness of the many chances to start reforms, Claus, because to attack him is lives to the One who died for took my earring out. (I did this students here. Have we forgot­ those have not come and I am in a sense attacking an American us. This is the greatest message just before he reached my car). ten that being a student means very disappointed with the Afri­ institution. But that is exactly the world has ever received!, He obviously must have noticed to learn, question and open can government and its leaden. why it is necessary to speak out What does ’believing’ in Santa it back at the gas station, other­ one’s mind to all the diversity The 23 million dollar cost for against him, because he has Claus do? Nothing, except take wise he wouldn’t have mention­ the world has to offer? this action is small to the real taken on the characteristics of, our eyes off the One who is ed it. I then proceded to tell Discard die Minders, throw off cost of lives lost to this batde. yes, an idol. We need to put Lord over all. Truly, Christmas him that some people stereotype the oppression of Accuracy in I urge my fellow conservative Santa in that category against has been distorted! a man wearing an earring. He Academia and think, learn, live) Republicans to realize the time which God commands ‘Thou then voiced his opinion on how is now for reforms. shalt have no other gods before Dr. George Sturm most people would agree with This letter of support for di­ me.’ Department of Mathematics him that a man wearing an ear­ Becky Ewing vestment is not a letter of sup­ For example, certain powers ring is not acceptable in Grand port for a revolution or those are attributed to Santa Claus To the Editor! Rapids. To the Editor: leaders who would cause one if which belong to God alone. Harangue - a speech character­ given a chance. Children arc told that Santa sees On December 6, at approxi­ ized by strong feeling or vehe­ Last year, I wrote an editorial I close with Dr. Kings words all they do, hears all they say, mately 10:05 am, I was pulled ment expression. The word hoping that die situation in "1 have a dream that one day no matter where they are, and over by a State Policeman on the harass didn’t fit but I didn’t South Africa was improving for this nation will rise up, live out that he knows all things. Basic­ Leonard Street entrance ramp. know that I had to defend the better. But after months it the true meaning of its creed: ally, children are being told th a t ' Prior to this, l was putting gas myself to a State Police Officer seems that the South Africa gov­ We hold these truths to be self- Santa is omniscient and omni­ in my car at a nearby gas station, for wearing an earring. I know ernment has refused to heed the evident, that all men are created present. These arc powers that when the State Police car pul­ call for reform. equal. ” God alone has. led up. I remember feeling ner­ Continued on page 7

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W - ^ 7 7 7 Page 7; th e Lanthom, Wednesday, 22 January 1986. BOOK REVIEW Sagan scores again with a scientific f "4" Rn¥ "STO ft¥s" T0“BE"fTER‘l message S HELP YOU! I By Oran Rankin The Message (it's always capit- As a former winner of the Editor in Chief alized) is first noticed by Dr. "Humanist of the Year” award, Eleanor Arroway, director of Sagan takes a remarkably theis- Contact is Carl Sagan’s first preject Argus. Project Argus, tic perspective. Much thought is attempt at fiction after several which was in operation for four given to * the conflict successful non-fiction titles (in­ years before receiving the Mes- between religion and science, cluding Cosmos, the book from sage, was set up solely to look and the book ends with the most which the television series evolv­ for alien intelligence in the form curious and fascinating “revela- ed). of radio waves. Needless to say, tion.” J 51 Monroe Mall N.W. 3150 Plainfield As die name implies, Contact the Message caused global turmoil. Overall, the book was as enjoy- is about the first scientifically Sagan pays close attention to able as it was thought provoking, ',*1533 Wealthy S.E. 2883 Wilson, Grandville verified message received from scientific accuracy throughout I spent two days immersed in deep space. While not an en­ the novel. At times, however, one of the best science fiction tirely new concept, the plot the scientific background is a bit stories yet created (at least in evolves into a brilliantly creative elementary for anyone with at- our part of the space-time con- climax. least a high school education. tinuum!) Read itl

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able, uninsurable. Carol Levine, who spends much of her time thinking about medical ethics at the At Large Hastings Institute, says: “The insurers would like to test you for everything. I car^imagine a lot of scenarios as we gain Ellen A cause to fail a greater ability to predict which indivi­ Goodman duals are at risk. If it ever gets to the point that we can predict genetic sus­ ceptibility to workplace hazards, there will be incredible pressure to remove the person at risk instead of reducing the BOSTON-It was one Navy test the men about the use ^ of medical screening by into civilian life. hazard.” hoped to flunk. But 13 seaman came up powers in or out of uniform. The Centers for Disease Control now positive. Yes, they had been exposed to This is a test that was devised less than estimates that it has cost, so far, about She asks the additional question: “Who the AIDS vims. a year ago to help protect the nation's $147,000 to care for each of the first is going to bear the cost of their not be­ The men did not have AIDS itself nor blood supply. It provides important in­ 10,000 AIDS patients. AIDS is a brcak- ing employable?” The public will pay will they necessarily get it. The figures formation for blood transfusions, for the-bank disease. No employer, public or support, just as the public-health system are being revised, but at the moment it’s organ transplants, even artificial insemina­ private, and no medical insurer would takes on the burden when people cannot estimated that less than 20 percent of tion. People who want to know whether welcome such a victim on its lists. Cancer get private-health insurance and become those who have the antibodies will come they’ve been exposed to AIDS have patients have enough trouble finding jobs paupers through illness. down with the full-blown disease. But access to that information. and health insurers. The victims of AIDS Some states, notably California and Wis­ the Navy wants to discharge them any­ Now it is being used to “protect" the are shunned. consin, have passed laws that ban the use way. armed forces. And not just from the dis­ What is different about this test is that it of testing as a barrier to employment or The Navy claims that the 13 are guilty ease. Certainly, there’s as much fear doesn’t measure past or present disease; health insurance. But a huge employer, of something called "erroneous enlist­ among the military as among civilians it lays odds for die future, odds that are the military, is setting a precedent that ment. ” According to the Pentagon guide­ about “catching AIDS." It remains con­ still in flux. The test shows only whether will be noted by anxious employers and lines the military can’t kick someone out stant despite the overwhelming evidence someone has been exposed to the virus. health insurers. If the military can do it, just because he has the AIDS intibodies- that you can’t get it from casual contact. It doesn’t say whether he or she will get so can the factory. only if he has the actual disease-but they The military says repeatedly that they are the disease. Even if one out of three who In the end, the mass-screening program can keep him out. These seamen, the most worried about the problem of have the antibodies is a future victim, do may become a public-health danger in Navy maintains, had the “condition” be­ battlefield transfusions. What they do we want to screen the other seven out of itself. It turns our attention from finding fore they joined up. In short, they can be not say is that the test may be a backdoor work, or out of health insurance? a medical answer to finding a social solu­ discharged because they shouldn't have screen for homosexuals and drug users, This concern is not just limited to AIDS. tion. It feeds the illusion that we can se­ been admitted. both groups at high risk for AIDS and We can already make modest predictions gregate all the people who have been ex­ Last week, a federal judge barred the both banned from military service. on the basis of family medical histories posed to the vims. But it is not just 13 Navy from acting before the dispute is But they also want to protect the armed and we’re increasingly able to test for seamen who have been exposed. There resolved. That is scheduled for Jan. 17 forces from medical costs. A main mo­ genetic diseases like Huntington’s disease. are an estimated two million such people. and the verdict, I am sure, will hinge tive for screening out those who have What if we can test for Alzheimer’s di­ Until we fiAd a cure, a medical cure, they on technical matters. But to this civilian, been exposed to AIDS may be money, sease or liver cancer? People who carry and their problems will touch us every the case has raised all sorts of questions and that is a concern that carries over such risks might also become unemploy­ day.

KING CON'T Mainsail Room of the Kirkhof Tuesday at noon in downstairs Center. Kirkhof for those interested in The Black Student Union is a attending. new organization on campus, Other related activities include having been in the planning a Martin Luther King Film Fes­ stages since last September. tival held at Kirkhof in cabins “Organization objectives include D.E.andF from noon to 5 pm promoting a more unified stu­ and a sit in to be held January dent body, helping out minority 20. freshmen, and making the school An art contest with the theme atmosphere more relaxed”, ac­ “Some Dreams Never Die” is cording to union member taking place from January 15- Clarence Mosby. February 3. Contestants are al­ The union's faculty advisor, lowed to use the medium of Anita Phillips, is going to let the their choice in depicting the students plan a lot of activities. mono. “Most members want to have “The Real Meaning of the King more cultural events such as Holiday" is the theme of writing competition which will plays and movies," said Phillips. Audience members applaude the message delivered by Jones. Approximately 60 people attended Toni Turner of the Minority also run through February 3 (Photo by Todd Saylor.) Affairs Officr hopes the union Students may enter essays, poetry and prose Entry forms will “bring students together." “LIVING THE DREAM* Turner urges interested students can be picked up in the Minority to stop in at her office, located Dr. Martin Luther King J r .' s Affairs office. Judging will be National Holiday Celebration within the student activities held in February, which is Black office. The union meets every History Month. January, 1986

January 15 - February 17 ORATORICAL COMPETITION Oratorical Competition Recitations of famous F1nalists speeches by February 24 Dr. Martin Luther K in g ,Jr. 6:00 p.m. Entry dead!Ine Kirkhof Center February 7, 1986 Promenade Deck

January 15 - February 17 ARTISTIC COM’ETITION A rtis tic Competition An Illustration of Final ists Or. Martin Luther King's February 24 Vision of the 6:00 p.m. C iv il Rights Movement Kirkhof Center •Some Dreams Never Die" Promenade Deck Entry deadline February 17, 1986

January 15 - February 17 *ITIN G COM’ETITION Writing Compet11 ion Creative Writing F inalIsts (fiction or poetry) February 24 and Essays about the 6:00 p.m. ’ Real Meaning of Kirkhof Center Guest speaker Hamson Jones, a noted lawyer and author, delivers an the King Hoi iday^" Promenade Deck Entry deadline energetic and snspm." speech (Photo b\ Todd Savior ) February 7, 1986 Page 9 .The [.anthom, Wednesday, 22 January 1986. Campus Ministry brings Ngobe here for discussion

By Joseph A. Braun League recorded when he was in this be a political one and Broersma said he Retreats are also sponsored by the Staff Writer country last summer. Boesak is a black is a believer in the seperation of church ministry the first weekend of spring break pastor and president of the world and state. However, Broersma said they each year. The retreats alternate between In an effort to "help resource the col­ Alliance of Reformed Churchs. He was “impact each other although they should Washington D.C. and New York City, this lege teaming experience," the Rev. immediately arrested for sedition (stir­ not be confused.” year to the latteT. The trip will include Sidney Ngobe will participate in a dis­ ring up rebellion) when he returned to Campus Ministry has been on the Grand visits to the , the World cussion of South African apartheid Jan. South Africa in late October. He spent Valley campus since the formation of the Trade Center, Chinatown, the Empire 30., according to campus minister Chic four weeks in solitary confinement school and Broersma, who was graduated State Building, and other landmarks. Broersma. and since has been released pending a from Western Michigan University in The New York City retreat will also in­ Apartheid is the policy of strict racial trial. 1960 and Western Theological Seminary clude visits to ministries in the city, in­ segregation and discrimination. It is The Campus Ministry offers guidance in 1963, has been on the GVSC campus cluding the Covenant House, a half-way practiced against black South Africans and support to students and faculty and for 10 years. house for adolescent runaways. by the white 'minority that dominates “is here to serve the whole campus in Broersma said the ministry rents their About 300 people attend Sunday Mass the government and has been a cause of any way we can," said Broersma, and the offices at 153 and 155 Commons and is and Dialogue services and the daily much racial violence there. South African discussion is part of “funded by our own denominations,” pastoral ministry serves “ both people we Ngobe is a black South African working “awareness budding and education He said the ministry does not accept any get to know through worship and new on his master’s degree at the Western regarding the situation there.” funding from the school to "guard against people,” said Broersma, and “new people Theological Seminary in Holland, MI. entanglement.” are always welcome.” The discussion is part of the GVSC Cam­ Broersma said that although South The ministry offers interdominational Dialogue is held at 10:30 am Sundays in pus Ministry’s social concerns group in a Africa is far away, “We are all part of one services to GVSC students and faculty the Kistler dorm lounge led by Campus cooperative effort with political science another and we affect each other even­ through worship services, Bible study Ministers Chic Broersma and John Professor Robert S. Junn’s international tually.” He said that people hive con­ groups, social-concern activities, speakers, DeBoer. Catholic mass, performed by relations class. cerns and hopes for international affairs discussions, and personal counseling. Father Bill Langlois of Coopersville, is The event will begin with a videotape as well as their personal lives and Chris­ Weekly services sponsored by the held at 6:30 pm Sundays in Lake Huron of an address by the Rev. Allan Boesak tians have "always been involved where ministry include Catholic Mass and Dia­ HalL Participation is encouraged and all to a meeting of the National Urban people are hurting.” The situation may logue Worship. are welcome. Comedy's craziest--Cole--is scheduled to appear

Comedy’s craziest entertainer, smpid little things that humili­ AI.F.X COLF, will be laughing it ate and ejnbarra** us. up at his encore performance at ALF.X COLE has opened for Grand Valley State College on numerous superstars, including Thursday, January^ 30th. The Manhattan Transfer, Laura antics begin ar 9pm in the Brannigan, and Gladys Knight & Kirkhof Center. Admission is The Pips, to name a few ALF.X free and open to the public. has appeared in the nation s From a life-long pursuit of ex­ major comedy clubs, made in­ cellence in mischief, ALF.X, cre­ numerable television appear­ ates and re-creates colorful char­ ances, and performed at hun­ acters and scenarios that will in­ dreds of college campuses variably have you howling, “Oh, throughout the country. Lord, I’ve done that!” ...those

MOVIE REVIEW "Rockv%■ IV" is full of excitement, and

By Todd Saylor flaws Staff Writer

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Pacific, tests, the major question was Though Hernu has been accused of whether the orders for such a fiasco came planning the operation, there is a possibili­ from the highest echelons of Mitterand’s ty that he issued more general orders which Socialist government. were interpreted, as to detaijs, by the Trail of Blood agents in the field. As to the ifttpffcStion of Two days after the bombing, New Mitterand, about which journalists Zealand police arrested and charged with waxed melodramatic for a time, there is the murder and arson a French-speaking man matter of some $400,000. alleged to have and woman, “Alain and Sophie Turenge,” been allocated for this heroic venture by traveling'with false Swiss passports, who Mitterand’s own military aid, Gen. Jean turned out to be officers in the French Saulnier. However, the trail of blood has armed forces: Maj. Alain Mafart and seemed to end with Hernu, in the public Capt. .' at this mind, which has lost all but the most cur­ point insisted that the government was “ in sory interest in the case. In light of the no way” involved. On the 26th of July, history of the French intelligence services, police began looking for it is not really so unlikely that an element in three crew members of a French-registered the agency acted in a manner unauthorized yacht, the Ouyia. by'higher governmental officials. i In the government’s own investigation, Nonetheless, this is not the first time ''concluded” in record time by Bernard that has been attacked by Tricot, who has ties to the rightist opposi­ agents of the French government. “ In the tion, senior officials insisted that these two past, the French have rammed Greenpeace teams were entirely independent of one protest Vessels off Muroroa, wrecked rig­ another and had no mission beyond , obser­ ging, and in one instance boarded the ving, respectively, the Greenpeace fleet in Vega, beating the crew and partially blind­ northern New Zealand, and the Rainbow ing the skipper. (James Ridgeway in the Warrior, in Auckland Harbor. Howtver, Village Voice, Aug. 2,’85.) According to there are remarkable parallels between the Bernard Stasi, a former minister for itineraries of the two teams, and Mafart is France’s overseas territories, the military deputy commanding officer under the almost succeeded in getting a plan approv­ leader of the other team, Sgt. Roland ed for sabotaging a Greenpeace ship in Verge, at the center for combat frogmen in 1973. ( Washington Post, Sept. 2,’85.) Corsica. Including one Christine Cabon Tricot suggested there may have been a who, posing as an activist, engaged in es- plot on the part of a right-wing faction to L“ pionage prior to the action, six French sink the ship and Mitterand, too. The too- by Sandy McCroskey stated that the agents directly responsible agents were now known to have been sent obvious trails left by the “ Turenges” and The bombing of the Greenpeace flagship would not be identified, as they were only to New Zealand; four were from the “ ac­ the Ouvda crew might be explained by the The Rainbow Warrior by French agents on “ following orders.” French resolve to con­ tion division” of the DGSE (General fact that they were primarily decoys, while July 10 of this year has focused worldwide tinue its South Pacific nuclear testing pro­ Directorate for External Security), trained the three frogmen who did plant the bomb attention on France’s adamantly pro- gram has, if anything, been strengthened. as combat divers. were never detected, and are being shielded nuclear position. Despitfe the blatant il­ On October 24, French commandos seized Lange called the Tricot report, “ so by the government. If so, the bombers are legality of the operation, which took place the sailboat which had taken over the War­ transparent that it could not be called a dealing lightly with the lives of twp of their in New Zealand’s Auckland Ffarbor and in rior’ s mission, the 36-foot Vega, as it ap­ whitewash." On Sept. 17, Le Monde “ decoys,” who go on trial for murder on which a Greenpeace photographer was kill­ proached the nuclear test site at Muroroa reported that Defense Minister Charles Her- Nov. 4 in New Zealand. ed, the outrage felt by most French citizens Atoll. The bomb was detonated as planned nu had apparently ordered that French divers The new DGSE head, Ren6 Imbot, has is directed at the way the job was bungled the next day. sink the Greenpeace ship. Hernu still pro­ charged four members of the agency with and the embarrassing sight of their highest New Zealand's called the tested innocence and promised a “ pitiless” leaking information. On Sept. 27, he spoke officials stumbling over one another to bombing this summer “ a sordid act of in­ investigation. On the 19th, Mitterand darkly of the discovery of a plot to issue specious denials. When Prime ternational terrorism.” French President ordered an overhaul of the DGSE. How “destroy” the secret service. However, Minister Fabius admitted on Sept. 22 that Mitterand seemed to concur, dubbing it “ a could it be that the press knew more than his nothing more has been heard of this in the French agents were responsible for the at­ criminal and stupid act,” an “absurd own intelligence service? The next day, Her­ past month. tack—which fact had been pretty well crime.” But for the French, among whom nu resigned and the head of the DGSE, This August, eight Pacific nations, in­ established in the press by that time—he there is overwhelming support for the Adm. Pierre Lacoste, was dismissed. cluding Australia and New Zealand, signed a treaty declaring the South Pacific to be a nuclear-free zone. France’s determination to continue underground nuclear detona­ "Kaleidoscope " tions in the Pacific is in defiance of the WGVC-FM airs human rights of the inhabitants of the area, and of any sane ecological perspec­ Another important addition tive. Though Mitterand may not be per­ By Rick Miles to the station’s format is sonally responsible for the bombing of the News Editor the program called 'Kal­ Rainbow Warrior, his nuclear policies are eidoscope.' This is a neo- no less terroristic. WGVC-FM (88.5) has recent­ documentary, set to music, ly expanded its hours of oper­ which includes a wide array ation and boasts an excit­ of topics and subjects. These Ferns to ing new program called 'Kal­ include such topics as history, eidoscope.' In an interview scientific research, art, and G. R. with -the Lanthorn, music di­ a host of others. By Rick Miles rector Dave Bush spoke of 'Kaleidoscope' ’ News Editor these changes. The station's will be an interesting addi­ hours have expanded from tion to the programming and A decision announced Jan. the prior time of 3 00pm- should produce both inform­ 14 will expand Ferris State 1 00am to the current noon ative and exciting listening for College's involvement with to 1 00am tune. This pro­ the station's audience. The Grand Rapids Junior College vides for a three hour in­ program can be heard at by providing some of FSC’s crease of the station's on 7 00pm weeknights and TOO programs at a new JC occ­ air time pm on Sundav afternoon. upational education building. This building will be located in downtown Grand Rapids. The majority of FSC's prog­ ramming is geared to link with two year programs, and nearly all of J( s occupational pro­ grams can be completed with two years more at FSC. Officials from both facilities feel the decision is a logical step and are in favor of it This announcement was no cause for alarm among Grand Valley officials that it may be competition for GVSC's planned downtown campus. The programs of FSC are occu­ pationally oriented while the programs to be offered at GVSC's downtown facilities will provide third- and fourth - year and graduacr course* in such programs a* computer sci­ ence, business, and engine­ ering. P#^4 • TV lU M w tn& rffy.lff r jU iiry 19»$q Sports

Cards dump Lakers

By Rodrick Well* shots, and Coach Tom Ville- Sports Editor mure was whistled for a tech­ nical foul which helped Saginaw Grand Valley State lets victory grab a 61-59 advantage. Kevin slip away. Saginaw Valley State Dungey tied the score up with a defeated the Lakers 62-61 on a power move with 57 seconds free throw at the buzzer. remaining. Grand Valley State played The Lakers called timeout with most of the game without lead­ 1 5 seconds left. They set up a ing scorer Randy Parlor. Parlor play and Dungey was fouled fractured his foot and will be in the paint with 7 seconds re­ out for the rest of the season. maining. He missed the front Grand Valley had several end of a one and one and the chances to win the game, but rest was history. they blew several layups in the The Lakers (10—4)( 3-3) were last few minutes of the game. led by Kevin Dungey’s game The Lakers led 59-56 with high 19 points. Robert Allen 2:18 left, then a power dunk by and Andy Kolp threw in 11 Saginaw’s Robert Goggins tied points a piece and Tim Ludwick the score as he was fouled and added 10. converted the free throw. Grand Valley will host Oakland The Lakers missed some key University Thursday at 8:00pm.

Senior Mary Ann Scott scores 2 of her game high 19 points. Mary Ann scored 18 in the first half. ie Lady Lakers are ranked 13th in the nation Division II. (Photo bv ^antar’ is)

Lady Lakers MEN'S STANDINGS fall at buzzer

By Rodrick Wells (.LI A( OVE HALL Sports Editor 'A I A L. WAVNE NI A 1F 5 ! 1 6 Saginaw Valley's Irena 1 F. KRIS S I ATE 5 'J 5 Sanders sank a 5 foot shot with GRAND VALLEY 4 2 G 6 5 seconds remaining to give the OAKLAND 3 1 G Cardinals a 60-59 victory over SAGINAW VAl l FY 3 10 4 the 13th ranked Lakers. NOKTHWOOD 2 4 The Lakers led by 5 points LAKE SUPFKICK 3 4 4 10 with 21 seconds left, then the MICHIGAN TECH 2 5 H V walls fell in. Hll LSD ALE 1 5 8

Sonja Paquin hit a jumper from the wuig. The Cardinals then I MURSDAY’S GAMtS stole the ball. They missed their OAKLAND at GRAND VALLLY first shot and then Paulette NOKTHWOOD at SAGINAW VALLEY Martin grabbed the rebound and HILLSDALE at LAKE SUPERIOR STATE put it in as she was fouled. She WAYNE STATE at FERRIS STATE missed her free throw and San ders tossed in the rebound rhe Lakers played the first half WOMEN'S STANDINGS as if they were the Los Angeles l-akers. They shot 60% from the field, didn’t miss a free throw Sophomore Andy Kolp fires his patent jump shot from the comer and led 42-30, with their largest (Photo by lorn Santarlas) lead being 14 points. JANUARY 20-25 Rose Antrim and Marv Ann GLIAL 0\ E KALL Scott combined for 32 points in W 1 W i Wednevlav Januarv w resiling Ferns and Chicago State the first half, but they could (.HAND V ALLEY 5 1 1 3 3 at CVSC onlv manage 3 in the second 1 AKF SUPF KIOK 5 : : l 2 < half s At.IN AW VA1 1 F Y J 3 j I h u rsd a v | a nu ar v 2 3 Women s and Oakland at OVS

This ye«r die Super Bowl also, edge-even dominates. The Pats line- The women of the Grand Valjey the men’s team on Sunday, will pit two teams with no backers led by Andre Tippet, State Ski Team captured a keeping them out of the top Super Bowl experience. The WR-The Bears deep threat fa are underrated, edge-even 4th place at Cabre-Fae’s Gov- five. Bears are die bullies they in* world class sprinter Willie enors Cup this past weekend. Top racers for the mens team timidate the opponent, where is Gault, but the man to watch DB-The Bears play man to man The top three performers by the were Troy Howland, Paul the Patriots just find a way to near the endzone is Ken and they play well. ;Gary women came from Sally Hof* Thomas, and Ford Howland. win. Here’s how the two teams Margerum. The Patriots Fencik is the difference as weber (7th overall), Marcia Placing in mid pack were Mike matchup- have two of the most ex­ demolishes receivers. The Scheroder and Jill Scheroder. Shraugcr and Kurt Vanderloon. Offense plosive receivers any could Pats have a solid backfield Also making a substantial con­ Grand Valley ski team races QB-Jim McMahon is a free­ have in Stanley Morgan and that shut down die Mary tribution were Melonie Rogers, against major colleges like Notre wheeling quarterback who Irvin Fryar. If Fryar is Brothers. edge-Bears and Kathleen Tannain. Dame, State, Michigan, Purdue gets die most out of his healthy the Pats will have a Coach Kim Amcsburg was ex­ and most every larger college ability. He does all the litde big advantage. edge-Pats SUMMARY-The Bears have two cited about the women’s per­ in the state. things and most of all he is shut-outs in the Playoffs. Their formances and expects them to The competition is very intense a leader. Tony Eason OL-The Bears have been opening defense can totally dominate. bring home a trophy in the com­ and there usually is 12-15 doesn’t have leadeiship abil­ up big holes all year for The Rams had a great offensive ing weekends. Difficult skiing teams present, a 100 plus ities and frankly the Patriots Walter. The Pats have a line, the Bean tore it apart. The conditions kept them from field. This weekend Grand didn’t have a great deal of con­ great offensive line. Three Bears will stop the Pats running. placing higher and hampered Valley is at Crystal Mt. fidence in him. edge-Bears Pro Bosri picks die dif­ attack and force Tony Eason to ference. edge-Pats throw the ball. Eason will have RB-Walter Payton is die all- to have a great day for the Pats , - time lending rusher and Defense to pull this one off, but he he will get his yards. The DL-edge-Bears won’t Patriots depend on Craig Bears 21 James for big yardage. LB-The Bears have one of the Pats 10 James usually delivers. Tony hardest hitting linebacker If Chicago wears black it may be Collins is a plus for the Pats corps ever. Mike Singletary a shutout Former Laker speaker at Irwin Club Dinner

Phil Regan, Seatde Mariners The former Wayland native, lakers to a pair of Great lakes pitching coach, will be the guest compiled a major league life­ Conference titles and a NAIA speaker at the annual Irwin Club time record of 96-83. His best District 23 crowns. Dinner to be held Saturday, Feb­ season was in 1966 when he _ Six of Regan’s former players ruary 8, at the Amway Grand posted a 14-1 record and led the at GVSC are now playing in Plaza. Dodgers to the National League the minor leagues. (Photo by Jill Schroeder) Regan, a former major league penant. He also recorded 17 Another highlight of the pitcher with the Tigers, Dodgers, saves and a 1.62 ERA to earn banquet will be the installation Cubs and White Sox, and later him the coveted “Fireman-of- of Grand Valley’s new athletic j Hall of Fame. Grand Valley baseball coach for •the -Year” award. He also won nine years, is currendy managing the award again as a member of Tickets can be purchased by J in the Dominican Republic and the Chicago Cubs. contacting Nancee Miller, Irwin I is expected to complete the At Grand Valley, he posted a Club Director, at 895-3595. winter season later this month. 176-160 mark plus led the Lanthorn Personals LAKER BASKETBALL this week on WGVC-FWi NAME: PHONE: 1/23 Oakland Univ, 9 GVSC 7 i20 pm NUMBER OF ISSUES; 1/25 Grand Valley 9 Ferris St, 2i50 pm MESSAGE: 1/27 Northuiood Inst. 9 GVSC 7 i20 pm

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