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Vol. Number 2 / sa: . Baruch College'· City University of New York February 24, 1993 ;
By RafaelA. Olmeda Faced with a projected unusablewillbe replaced, and $80,000- cut, its largest ever, only$2,000isallocatedfor re theStudentCenterBoardbud pairs for the year. get for next year inclu~pr0 Inpreviousyears,Aylman posals for major reductions in said, infrastructure improve programming that couldjeop mentswere paidfor bybudget ardizetheStudentCenterPro surpluses," he said. In fact, gram Board, Evening and even after cutting nearly Graduate S~nt Program $10.000 from its proposed ex ming, and Leadership Train penditures, the Student Cen ingWeekend,allofwhichhave ter still faces an $11,000 defi no funding proposed. cit. Carl Aylman, director of There are three ways to Student Life, Traced the bud make upfor the $11,000 defi get crisis to what he called a cit, accordingtoAylman. One two year delay on a working is to borrow against leftover decision about cost sharing, a money from club budgets, a delaywhichhasforcedtheStu risky option that counts on dent Center to pay for the h clubs not to spend all of their counting Unit, cancel Street allocatedfundsanddefersthe Fair,andholdofrcompletinga problem for another year. paintjob indefinitely_ Anotherwaytomeetthe defi Programmingandservices cit is for the Students Center will absorb $59,000 of the tochargec1Ubsmorethantheir $80,000cut,withtherestcom ing out of supplies, repairs, and capital expenses. "There can be no preventive infra structureimprovementsnow," said Aylman. Furniture and
.. - - ...... ,.,... ~.. ~.'.-:::...... ,.... - .. ,~ .~. ~'.- '. "<- Ne~~_~v~stllas~!l~Y -" ~-----....., First Semester ~ By Farah Gehy Since her appointment by gathering a survey on class they [students] get classes," President Matthew Goldstein, scheduling. "VIewouldlike to said Cronholm. which became effective on Au consider which changes we Cronholmhassetupa task gust 1, 1992, Provost and vice might make in the Baruch forceregardingsexualharass president for Academic Affairs schedule that would benefit ment in the near future. Al Lois Cronholm has accom our student's needs." By the thoughVice PresidentforStu plishedmanyfeatsinhershort end of the spring semester, dent Development Samuel tenure at Baruch. Cronholm is hoping tohave a Johnson is in charge of han After her appointment, pilot schedule, with the pro dlingsexualharassmentsuits, Goldstein in a statement spective new club hours in he and Cronholm are forming through the Office of College cluded in the Fall '93 semes committees to hold "more ef Advancement: "I am confident ter. fective" frank and open dis thatshe will bringvitalityand The new schedule will be cussions about this problem. strong leadership to the aca basedon studentsresponse to This task force, said demic programs at Baruch." thequestionnairethatwascir Joh~n, is to "improve the Oronhclm, who comes to culated during registration. reporting structure of sexual Baruch from Temple Univer Thequestionnairewas"toget harassment." "The current sityofPennsylvania, whereshe more information on when Continued on page 2 Provost lois Cronholm wasDeanofthe College ofArts andSciences,isresponsiblefor the "orderly organization of academic programs"atthecol Government Spending:Is it Excessive? lege. Cronholm describes her jQb as "primarily dealing with News Analysis faculty, departmentchairsand ByLeonHeadley Street Fair and the Student Ser- SimmHerelle,presidentdJ:RC)G, thatwhethersheacbWlyworked deans," Herdutiesinclude the In the pest studentgovern vica.AccountingUnit. Cshewashiredtossmstthe officers the actual wm-k c:L the secre~ . overseeing of curriculum and menthasseenfittospendsbJdent Itseemsthattheexpenditure withfiling, typingletters, cq>y.ing, can be qaestimedas not one can anythinghavingtodo withaca money(8tudentactivit\ffees)m a was Id initially authrized by and dher public relations wtrk." rememberarbmDyseeingherwork demics. clerical assistant for the execu cwnciI. 'The nama1 p-ocedures She washired without theknowl for the $746.08 she was paidlast Under her guidanee, tives (JR8i~ vice president, for alloeati(J1 «fimdstor employ- edge «eouncil and wmited fi'om semester_ '1lJis wasconfirmed by Baruch has started its ccm06t treasurer, and secretary)., In the ees OfDSSG are I;&S fellows: avail- SeptembertoNovember 19before three members c:L council Who comprehensive review" ofaca pastthisexpenditmewouldprob able jobs are adwrtised f 3 2 .-. (J) ~ i CD Z Student Group Health Insurance z -(I) CD . Severalgroup healthinsurance programs are available to Baruch students. .~ ~- en o These programs are voluntary and varyin their costs and benefit provisions. ~ -Full~uat8-an~enta..m8Y • Bookstore·OffersSayin.gs c. enroll in eitherofthe • twohealthinsuranceoptions coordinatedbyEmpire Blue-CrossIBlueShield• .OnlyOption1 (HIP)providescovel"&ge for preeXistingeondltione,Theenrollment period·for·Option 1 is March I-March 31. Enrollment in Option 2 is available' By Eric Thorsen erator has changed, but the throughout the Spring 1993 semester. Neither option provides for dependent . The Baruch College Book leasing the storetoan outside Another-plus for students, Last semester, the store re coverage. ceived $3,000 in bonus bucks. way of doing business is the GlacierPark SummerJobs. store, located in the basement company, the school" does not explainedNewcomb,whoisthe . same." College students arebeingsoughtfor summerjobsatoneofthe nation's most In addition, a limited preventative dental care program -Stu-dent--spon ofthe 360 ParkAvenue South These incentives according to pay for inventory, which costs store's manager, is that stu The student'sopinionsare spectacular national parks. Glacier National Park, located in the northwest soredby the NYU School ofDentistry,is available. The program islimited to building".~hanged dents whobought a used book Newcomb,"makesthestudents owners in about half a million dollars, also important to the Follett comer of Montana, is best known for its rugged mountain wilderness and its oral examinations, x-rays, cleanings, the filling ofcavities andemergency care. November of 1991. The at$45, couldstill receive $30 if feel fhat there's someone out and it also does not pay inter Company last semester they historic lodges.. The Park is looking to fill more than 900 summerjobsin all Students enrolled in this program will be offered a 10% discount on the NYU Brennan College Service, he/she sold it· back. As for there tryingtobe nice to them est charges or retirement ben introduced customer service segmentsof thehotel andhospitalityareas- front desk, roomattendants,cooks, dental clinic rates forany additiorialdental work thatmay be needed. which owned the bookstore, efits. books that will not be used and they're being treated like cards. Students can fill out a wait persons and bus chivers. Representatives from Blue CrossIBlue Shield, HIP and the NYU SChool of wasboughtoutbyFollettCam Competition is the biggest next semester, Newcomb said human beings." card and voice their likes and Employeesare neededthisyearfrom mid-May toearly October. Thehighest Dentistrywill be on campusonThursday,February25, from 12:30to 4:30 in pus Resources, a company obstacle the owners face. Its that student who sell these Newcomb has been in dislikes about the store. As demand is for employees who can work through late September and early the lobby of 155 E. 24th Str-eet. based in Elmhurst, Illinois. two major competitors are the books, will .receive one-third volvedinrunningeollegebook Newcomb said, "It lets big October. For more information, contact the Office ofthe Vice President for Student The new management, Lexington Book Exchange, lo the book's value. stores for 15years, working at brother know how the store is For more information on jobs and salaries call Glacier Park, Ine., at (602) Development, Rm 1702, 360 PAS, OffiCe of.Evening and Graduate Student however,didbenefitfromgains catedat 23rd St. and Lexing .Other advantages being such colleges as Rutgers and doing." 207-26l2,or write Glacier Park, Ine.~ Dial Tower, Phoenix, AZ 85077-0924. Services, Rm525,46E. 26th St.,Health Center,Rm 305,155E.24thSt.andthe made by the previous owners. tonAve., andBarnes& Nobles, offeredbytheFollettCompany .Seton Hall. He was a used· AIthough the Bookstore International students Office, Rm 536, 155 E. 24th. St. Baruchleases the space to the at 18th St. and 5th Ave. One is called the "buck-a-book." book expert for the Brennan sells many books, Newcomb ~ority company and in exchange, a way the Bookstorefights com "Buck-a-book" is a coupon Company and has gone on to Scholarships to Study Abroad ' admits the he doesn't sell too Baruch Scholarships Available percentage of every dollar Petition is the store's policy of which allows students to take be the manager at the Baruch APplications for the third annual American Institute for Foreign Study many Baruch items, such as Applications for scholarships, provided throughthe Baruch College Fund,are spent in the store goes to the buying books back from stu a dollaroffeachbook theybuy. bookstore for the last three College Division Minority Scholarship for the fall 1993 semester are now being clothing and other items that availabble in the Office for Student Development (Room 1702,360 PAS). Aca· college. The moneygoes to the dents. The bookstore repur There is also the "bonus years. accepted. The scholarship is being offered in an effort to help increase the demic excellence is the primarycriterion, but the needand otherfactors such as Auxiliary Enterprises He says, "students should bearthe Baruch ensigma, and participation of ethnic minority college studentsin studyabroad programs. chasesbooksforhalftheirorigi bucks" offer, where for every extracunicularactivities mayalsobeconsiderec:LThe deadlinefor submission is Coperationandisusedfor such nal priceandattemptstomain $10theBookstorereceives, stu shop early, because they get this concerns him. "School . The scholarshipincludes tuition, room andboard andround trip airfare for spirit must improve," he says. March 12,,1993. These opportunities are open to all Baruch students thingsastutoring,securityand tain a stock of50 to 70 percent dents get a coupon worth a the best selection of used semester AIFS programs in Austria, Britain, France, Italy, Mexico and various student activities. By ofused books.. . dollar off any merchandise. books." He also says, "the op- Spain. ~plications will be accepted from. Afriean-AmerieaD~m8panic. Americans, Native-American~Asian-Americans ·and Pacific Islanders On.Campus Employment who are currently enrolled as undergraduates. On campus employment is available to students who possess the following Cronholm Selection will be based on the fulfillment of the program requirements, skills ..... Continued from Front page financial need, academic accomplishment, demonstrated leadership ability, ·Proficiency in Lotus 123 extracurricular activitiesand a written statement by the'applicant concerning ·Basic knowledge ofaeeounting. structure," Johnson contin the objectives for wanting to study abroad. . Students will be paid $6 per hour. For more information, contact Jamay ued, ''makes it hard for people Deadlinefor receiptofallapplicationsisApril IS, 1993 Forapplications and Baez, DSSG treasurer, at 387-1185. to .come forward." Thus, the further information write to: Minority Scholarship, American Institute For taskforce hasbeen established .Foreign Study, College Division, 102 GreenwichAvenue, Greenwich, CT 06830 to "widen the netand range of . New York State Regents Scholarships or call (800) 727-2437. people they[studentswithcom An estimated 220 New YorkState Regents Professional Opportunity Schol plaints] can talk to. We're arships will be available for full-time studyin an approved program leading to making it more effective," to The Martin Fischbein Fellowship . licensureina profession designatedbytheCommissionerofEdueation. Scholar- report such incidents. The Martin Fischbein Fellowship is offering a three-month summer ship winners will receive from $1,000 to $5,000 a yearfor up to four years for .. -.-These.forums, .Cronholm.. in~r.nship for .~n~juniors to work on the business or editorial 'side of educational expenses. 1993-94~c~o----m-=-pe~ti~·ti=·o-=-n,=-----:SCh=-=-.::c-::-o~I8iS---~hi-p,.--:s-wm~....,be~-~awara-ea-for-sl;U-dy-in:'iields said, are not a result of mote . publishing. The winnerwilLreceive a weekly salaryof$250 for workingatNews . Fortne complaints of sexual harass America Publishing Inc.,· which publishes 7V Guitk, Mirabella and other such as accountancy, psychology and law. ment, but a lack ofsensitivity. publications, or at FozTelevision. Applicants must be economically disadvantaged, members of a minority Itis often the ease,' she stated, Applicants should submit a two-page, SOO-word essay describing his or her grouphistorically under-representedinthelicensedprofession, or a graduate of that the accusations revolve accomplishments in the media, outside interests, career goals and personal tEe State-sponsored EOP, HEOP, SEEK or ColJepDHreoveryopportunity p~. Also on her table is the qualities-leadership, drive ambition andcuriosity- that are similar to those gram;. reorganizationofthe computer ofthe late Martin Fischbein. Recipients must agree to practice in their licensed profession in New York .,. services in "order to drop the - Applications should be submitted to: Richard Edelman, President,' The State for one year for eachyear that the award is received• .. " . ~ . • . artificial distirictionbetween·· Friends of Martin-Fi8Chbein,-Ine;,~lSOO-Broedwayi'~hFleer, -New.~---N¥._--.. _~'Ae applialtiOA deadline is Mel"Ch & For mom infonnatiDn write-.to:.The. _111 ..t_..t·.··ut _ 'priIl'~ -:.J.8 _ 10036. Questions maybedirected·to ·ReneeEdelman·(212)·704-3l74. State--Education Department; :OffiCe' of· EqmtY -artd-' 'Access, Bureau· of Post . -~ ..... administratlonand academic . ~?" v-, secondaryGrantsAdministration,CulturalEducatid'nCenter,RiD 5B68,Albany, ...... •...... ~.:-~ services." Sheplans toreorga nizethecomputerlabsto"make Trust Fund Established for Daly Children NY 12230. •...... : use of staffso that they're as The Council ofSupervisorsItAdminim-atorsestablisheda trustfundfor the •.. signed according to talent." children ofPatrick Daly, the nationally recognized principal ofP.8. 15, who was ,. Cronholm also plans to put killedlastyear. Thescholarship will ensure theeducationofMaryand Kathleen together a committee to serve Daly, age 16, and Patrick Daly, Jr., age 19. as "the vanguard to helpbreak •• Donationsshould be made payable tothe Daly ChildrenEducationFund Join The· <" ,:,"::' down the barriers with the and can be mailed toCSA at 16 Court Street, Brooklyn, NY 11241. • three schools." The college widecommitteeisbeingimple Business-To-Business:Leadership andVision Ticker. Call mented to "increase conversa The Business-T~Business club offers programs that are educational and '.'. , . tion, and concentrate on the entertaining. Guestspeakersfrom variousbusinessesareinvitedtoaddressclub similarities rather than the members about issues of today's business world. Topics include corporate differences" of the three 387-1182. culture, career choice, interviewing techniques, resume writing. , . schools. .:;~. Students may attend meetings, which are held in Rm. 831 at 46 E 26th ... :•.. "' To implement this, ':. :'. •.•.< Street,at 1:00 P.M. ~:'.:~., .",.: ....c: Cronholm activated a coordi '~. ...,;;'~ -. natedcurriculurn inDecember of 1992. The curriculum was AdvertisinglMarketing Internships initiated tobringcloserunder- One Market Inc. is looking for a talented student with interests and aspira standing within the depart tions in entering the creative side of the advertising and marketing world as a ments at monthly meetings. creative department intern. The candidate should have an expected Degree in Prior to her arrangement, Advertising,Marketing,CommunicationsorrelatedLiberalArtsmajor. each school met separately Experience andmoderate knowledge ofcomputer and graphic production skills with their chairs and dean. are preferred. Editorials: 6 Currently, Cronholm meets Studentsinterested in this opportunityshould send resumes and an intro each schools' deans arid chairs ductory cover letter to the attention of: Marc Camporeale, One Market, Inc., 36 7 simultaneously at monthly East 23 St. 8th Floor, New York, NY 10010. Letters/ Op-eds: meetingstostrengthentheties between the two schools. Attention Seniors!!! Features: -13 "She has laid out a good The DSSG would like to work with every graduating senior who wants to ...~A.c~,.:~"{·'~~":j[~l~;·:,:~;~~.::.:.i.,;,.. ...~.,. foundation and gotten off to a make the Senior Bash '93 a night to remember. . ..' .. . '.. ··v'·". 19 ~rth Visa· ~'lfbeacceP_·atmore than fO good. start," said Johnson, re For those who are interested; contact Daphne Leroy, vice presidentDSSG, Arts: garding Cronholm''s accom ~ 409 ofthe Student Center, or call.387-1185. . places.. 'nearly three nmes mOre. than American Express. plishments this far. "I have And thafsnot a'misprint.. been quite pleased. It's still ·Attention.Freshmen!!! her honeymoon, but it's notan Drop-in and celebrate the opening of Baruch's new Freshman Drop-In easyjob." Visa. It~s Everywhere You Want To Be~ CenteronThursday,March4,1993from 1:00- 2:30. StopbyRoom 1502ofthe With a very busy semes 17 Lexington Ave. building. \ Next Issue: March ·10 ter, Cronholm said "my first Drop-In to our OPEN-HOUSE PARTY anytime between 1:00 - 2:30-meet semesterwasthemostsatisfy your peers andlearn what your new Center can offer you! Ad Deadline: March 3 ing of my academic career." Cronholm brings 25 years·of experience in academic insti ... : .' , ,. tutions to her newposition. / 4 5 rn ~ Q) Z Q) z ~- Council Positions Are Available on DSSG Smoke Fire Starts in Professor's Office CD .2 I- By Farah Gehy en== • Cuts- • ~ ByKeith Helstone An electricheater,acciden ated, said Knowles, because -' ~ This semester three upper tion is for each candidate.. its because things were not its in accounting are Continued from Front page tally left on, set an electrical "the smoke wasn't that high, fire on the 8th. floor of the council positionsbecame avail Mark Spergel,dir-ector of fully updatedby the Registrar required.And finally, candi thatdoesis ittakessomeone so it.doesn't·constitute-a large i able in the Day Session Stu EveningandGraduateStudent Office.· datescannothold a position in else'smoneyand givestheprob 26th.St.Building'onFebruary evacuation." McLaughlin 1 dent Government. They be Services, said that Doughlin Currently enrolled stu the DSSG and be an officer in lem to them," Aylmansaid. "It 8th. added that there would have cameavailableaftertwomem did.not have enough credits to dents who are interested in any club, organization of me doesn't solve the problem.". The fire caused bythe elec been moreinjuriesifthe entire bers, Carl Agard and Charles run. So he said that he could joining the DSSG, must be en dia. The third option is to in tric heater, found in Professor building had been evacuated. Doughlin graduated and not ron. Doughlin appealed rolled as day session students Students who meet these crease Student Activity fees, Jean Boddewyn's office in Rm Although it was only a Hillary·Y00 who resigned. the decision and presented a and must be in good standing. requirements and are inter an idea whose time, Aylman 809, who once was the floor's smoke fire, Boddewyn's office According to The Election letter from the Registrar's Of They must be taking a mini ested in the job, will be asked says,has come. For example, fire warden, set the alarms off suffered the most damages. Guide Lines that were issued fice which said that he would mum of12 credits and have a to appear before the council, byraisingthe summerfeefrom at approximately 6:45 p.m. The smokeintheroomcharred . last year ifa candidate was a have enough credits. He also minimum GPA of2.5 and express why they are in $3.00 to$15.00, an additional "It must have started at 6, a wooden chairandsometiles, graduating senior then they presented a worksheet from Foranyone interestedwho terested in the job. $66,000 could be raised. «Add because I left at 5:30," said blackened the walls and over hadtohaveatleasttwentyone Cirricular Guidance which wants torun the elections will 'After all the candidates that to whatwe alreadycollect Boddewyn, who forgot to-turn 3,000 of the marketing credits in order to run for statedthatheneededtheaddi be held in May. Those inter have been heard, the current from thesummerfees($ 17,000) off the heater before leaving professor's books and maga- DSSG. Ifsomeone was not a tiona!credits. Spergelsaidthat ested must also submit a dec members of the council will and we have taken care of the his office to teachhis classthat . zines, "I'm trying to find my senior they needed to take 24 he madeitclear to him thatby larationofcandidacyform, and then vote for those whom in Accounting Unit," Aylman ends at 7:20. Boddewyn said teaching notes," he said. credits for the entire year. runninghe was-committing to a nominating petition signed their opinion deserve the job pointed out. Paying for the that the reason he had the Knowles said that it took .After a person becomes a being on DSSG for the entire by at least 50 day session stu the most. New members of the Accounting Unit, which runs heaterwas becausehefelt cold. about 10 minutes to bring ev student council will be given In total 3 engines, 2 trucks erything under control. candidate for DSSG the Elec year. Headdedthatlastspring dents Itis only possible to run about $80,000 has been a ma [- tion Committee then checks thatthere were problems with for 1 DSSG position. To be voting power on issues that jor contention ofthe costshar and a battalion chief were AIthoughhe'sstartedsome _. andsees whatthecreditsitua- the system used to check cred- Treasurera minimumof6cred- concern them and their fellow ingbattlebetweentheStudent present at the scene. "Based ofthecleaning, Boddewyn said students. Center and the three student on the building'ssize,it was an that the work will probably government associations. adequate response," said Lt. have to.be done professionally. done their use, but if we see But raising the summer Rick Knowles ofengine 1, who "It will take one day ifthe pros semester. only building on campus that fee would not be enough. "It was present at the scene. come, ifthey don't,..." them, .we ask them to remove Though the drills are held holds more than one fire drill it," said Kaufman. stops the bleeding," Aylman The 8th and9th floors were The fire, said McLaughlin, eachyear,manystudentsdon't 'per semester. Ithas fire drills theonlyfloors tobeevacuated. "I've used the heater for gettoparticipateinthose drills once a month, said said, but there would be no was caused by faulty wiring f many years," said Boddewyn. surpluses. In order to fix the ''1t's normal procedure for the from the heater. "I don't be because oftiming. "Thereisno Mclsaughlin, because of the The school holds one fire long-term problem, Aylman floor and the one above to be lieve it's legal," said Daniel way possible to make sure ev child care center. drill per session, per building, saidtwothings needto be done. evacuated," said Henry Kaufman, associate directorof ery student gets" to partici "Itwasanorganizedevacu per semester, said pate in a drill, said ation," said Howard Gordon, The first is to come up with a McLaughlin, director of secu Campus Planning, regarding Mclaughlin. These drills are McLaughlin. permanentdecision about cost rity. the use of electrical heaters in whowasattendingclasson the held at the beginning ofevery The Student Center is the 8th floor. sharing. The other is to con The two floors were evacu- the building. "We don't con- sider an across-the-board fees increase for each session. In order to accomplish anyfee in crease, all three sessions(day, evening, and graduate) must Baruch Athletes Get Help in Registration proposea__l:-~(erend!1m) _whjch_ ., - l . mustpass'by a majority ofstu By Farah Gehy --- -.- •... -- --C-__ dents in the May elections. Collegiate sports can be underappreciated, sports isn't ticipatingin sports, McCarthy The summer fee increase is veryimportanttoaschool. But considered important here. A said "We have to monitor it, different, "It does not have to at Bar-uch, many people don't lot of work went into getting and coaches report academic get a majority ofeach session," regard it as a priority. it," said RayRankis, assistant progress. IT they do so, they Aylman said. Ithas to pass by Athletes have had the directorofrecreationandintra can't do soagain,it11 be noted a majority of all students vot privilege of early registration murals. in their file." ing." for the past two semesters, "Every single four year .rwe've lost so many play . John Camacho, a Iower .because ofthe problems--they CUNY- _.-school.... ~ - _..has-...... --_ ....modem"---'- -. fa-'.-.. ers because ofschedules. The p~y~~~~~rious-aboufaca-=- council memberoftheDaySes face from scheduling conflicts eilities, except Baruch: said h. sionStudentGovernment, sup between classes and practice. Rankis. demics, athleticscomessecond FRESHMAN SEMINAR STUDENTLEADERS playavital role in helping students ports the summer increasebut Returning athletes, number Early registration is only or third." said Rankis. given to veteran athletes who at Baruch succeed. Freshman seminar studentleaders have the opportunity to offer "I think (it is) one of the re ing between 30 and 40, were Rankis saidthatit'sa huge sources we shouldlookinto. At allowedtoregisteron the third will be playing in the upcom sacrifice for players because advice. support and encouragement while discussing such topics as academic this point, it is my belief, we and fourth days. ing semester. "It has made a many students have other ac opportunities. planning a course of study and selecting a career. should stop playing kick the One ofthe reasons for the world ofdifference. It'sinvalu tivities,suchasworking,study able - they get classes, work, Become a freshman seminar student leader and develop skills that will can becauseshiftingthe cost of early registration, is due to ing, personalaffairsanda per running student life is not fac Baruch'slackoffacilities. "Our study and practice," said sona11ife. complement your educational and career goals while building a better Baruch ingtheproblem ofbudgetcuts." facilitiesarelikea ghetto,"said Rankis. "I think it's necessary be "Students sacrifice a lot, community. But getting an across-the Rankis. Most of the teams cause we're representing the boardfee increasewill betough. practice and play their home soit'sa small thingbecausewe school," said David Sherman, still have problems," said 89 strar omas y Students already :passed a games at other locations. For a guard and forward for the Rankis, who is also the men's anybody that we're getting it. $5.00 increase last year to be example, the baseball team basketball team. "Education "Accountingclassesare not basketball coach. We're going out ofour way to allocatedtowardchildcare.and practicesin Brooklyn, the ten is #1. In order to do both, it's easy to get at Baruch. Even Pee,r Assist'ants, Pro The athletes are "the am do something for the school," two earlier referenda failed. nis team in Queens and the very important to register thoughIregisteredearly,there bassadors of the school in in were still classes that were saidSherman. "It'shelpingus Aylman said all students ser soccer team in the Bronx. early." tercollegiate athletics. They -Most kids.have to work, get them [the classes] at the vices would benefit from a fee The lack of on-campus fa closed: said Resvanis. bringthenameofthecollegeto "I love basketball, but I times that we need." increase, including Evening cilities has lead to most ofthe it'shard to havea schedulefor To leader, the papers," said Thomas both. It's not easy to find a came to Baruch for account "I take great pride inplay become afreshman seminar student andGraduate servicesandath school's 11 teams having to McCarthy, senior registrar. .scheduletohandle everything," ing,"saidSherman,who'sbeen ing for Baruch. I work very letics. "It really means every share the mini-gymnasium lo Clip coupon below. Inorderto ensure that stu said James' Resvanis, point on the team for the past two hard to represent my school, the bodycomingtogether,"Aylman cated on the sixth floor of the dents don't get early registra and sometimes people don't said. 23 St. building. guard and captain ofthe bas years. Training program begins in March. even care: said Resvanis. ------, «Athletics IS tion withthe intentofnot par- ketball team. "I don't think it's hurting Name I Secretary I Continued from Front page Audio-Visual Loses Teehs Address have been better allocated for ------I Caribbean week, Hispanic week, I AsianWeek,Black Histmymonth By Mohua Mukhopadhyay Visual Departmentlost one of contact the Audio-Visual de I orStreetFair.". Noneoftherouncil Like most departments at their college lab technicians partmentandfill outrequests I members remembers ever seeing Baruch, the' Audio-Visual De because of the retrenchment forms, heratanyofthecouncilmeetings. partment has also been af guidelines. As a result, the Another consequence is Phone () I It should be pointed out that fected by the budget cut. Al department had to slightly that at the 17 Lexington Ave. ------I ~. has an elected secretary though, the department has modify their delivery method. . building, there is only one per- Lisa Tsai. Council members who For example, at the 111 son who takes care ofthe Au Check one: I not experienced any budget I wereinternewedexpressE!dreser cutsthisyear,theirbuclgethas E.18thStreetbuilding, all Au- dio-Visual equipments in the Freshman_ Sophomore_ Junior_ Senior vationsas to when toshe worked. gradually decreased over the dio-Visual equipment are evening. I At the meetings on November 19 years. placedon semi-permanentba- As Klotzbach said, "The Send to: Peer Assistants Program, c/o Susan Andersen, Room 1747, I when her employment vas According to the Director sisin each ofthe main depart- budget cut has eventually af approvedJtwassuggestedthathc, of Media Services, Robert B. ments. This way, classes can fected the whole school. It's 360 Park Avenue South or by mall to Baruch College. Box 304 : meettheirAudio-Visualneeds happenedineverydepartment. L ~______.J hours be posted, they neverwere. Klotzbach, the Audio-Visual The question thatcameoutin staffhas been cut to approxi by goingtotheir departments. Wearehavingtocomeupwith all ofthisisthe necessityofhiring matelyhalfofwhatit was five In order for the other Baruch more creative systemsto meet ,. ------© cea /1993 a clerical assistant and whether years ago. buildings to access the Audio- the needs of students and fac themethodsofoversee ofDS.s.G Last summer, the Audi~ Visualequipments, they must ulty." funds shouldbe lodtedinto. . ._.. _...- --.---.--...... -~~_Io'"'" ------_. ~-~-,-_.~-- _. - -- -~- . ~------.. a I 7 6 co c: _~~ .2C :l:,. '" .... 'X'2Y. • '" '" 8- .. ~ ...... ~ ... ~., ~:- .... ~ ~ ~ Campus W.ateh .Sl Established In 1932 • J- He Said What? CD tr" Rafael A. Martinez Bucking-The Trend- 2 i Student Life Under Attack.Again! Editor in chief To the Editor: Q) 'w-' ~ In "Talking With' The President: An interview with Simon By Abraham K. Korman ~ Question: What's thedifference between Baruch College andhighschool? Answer:None, N Herelle"(Feb.3issue),Mr.Herellemakesanumberofstatements One ofthe more disturbing actually be worse than the so with a warning written on the ~ Kathryn Garcia whicharefalse andmisleading. As a leader,Mr. Herelle, should e-ca ifthe proposed$80,000cutinthe StudentCenterBoard'sbudgetgoes throughasexpected. trends in American life in called "world outside." The wall that "we're going to do to <0 Manag~ng editor certainly be aware of his responsibility to report on issues ~ Let's face it,commutingisn'treallyconducive toa vibrantcampus life. Studentclubs and recent years has been the Anti-Defamation League of Jews what we did to the cats," ~ truthfully. Evenmoreupsettingishisneed to arbitrarilyattack growing controversy B'nai B'rith, an organization andatBrownUniversitywhich 8!. organizations help to fill the gap, but ultimately, it is the Student Center that comes Farah Gehy other individuals who assume positions of responsibility in surroundingAmerican college whose mission is to fight anti witnessed widespread anti through with many ofthe most popular events and programs of the school year. From News editor student leadership. campuses as to the degree to semitismandalltypesofinter semitic graffiti (including What is most important is the integrity ofour governmental Leadership Weekend to Street Fair, the staffofthe Student Centercontributes greatly to which these institutions have group prejudice, has reported clothes-dryer insults such as Hillel N. caplan procedures (and related issues). become centers of bigotry and in its annual account ofanti "Jews Go Home" and "No First, Mr. Herelle stated that, "The revenue from Auxiliary student life on campus. OP - eds editor intolerance. Traditionally semitic acts that while such Jews.") The list of incidents Enterprises Corporation was diverted to pay for the security thought to be secure havens of acts decreased slightlyoverall cited bythe ADL is a longone. Ifthe proposed cut goes through, however, all ofthese programs (and more) will go the expenses which is done at the [college] president's discretion. Chanlze Thorpe rational and intergroup nationwidein1992(from 1,879 It is a documented list which way offree tuition. But who cares anyway? The free movies that the SCPB shows only The downside to that was that Street Fair and a lot of the acceptance, it has become Features editor acts to 1,730), the frequency of includes some of the most cause crowding in the Student Center. And why do evening and graduate students need programmingwhichhasbeen fundedbytheAuxiliaryEnterprises apparentthatourinsensitivity such bigotry in colleges and famous, most respected Corporation in the past." This is absolutely false. Street Fair to women and minorities fill Kevin Crespi universitiesactuallyincreased universitiesin this country. It services anyway? AndStreetFair isjust an excuse to close off22ndStreet so that a couple wasneverfundedbytheAuxiliaryEnterprises Corporation. The the arr mixed wi th 12%. In fact, anti-semiticacts should be seen as a list of Sports editor ofthousand students can get together and have a good time. Who cares? We do! And so do first Street Fair was funded by the Day Session Student accompanying cries of in our higher education shame. Governmentin 1977,andhasbeenfundedbytheStudentCenter intolerance under the guise of settingshave actually doubled Where do we go from here? a great number ofBaruch's students. Zelphla Phillips ever since. Street Fair has nothing whatsoever to do with the "politicalcorrectness"whilewe There are several clear paths Itis now time for Baruch's students to show that they care. Betweenbudget cuts and the Photo editor Auxiliary Enterprises Corporation. Mr. Herelle should know look onhorrifiedat someofthe thatneedtobe taken. Perhaps constanterosive effectofinflation, neworadditional sourcesofrevenue mustbefound. The better since he is a member of the Board of Directors of the events ofthe lastfew years. A " ...finally, once most significantis the need to Elizabeth Romero College Association which oversees the Auxiliary Enterprises fraternity at Rider College is castaside finally, once andfor onlyrealistic source for such revenue is an increase in the student activity fee. Other than Advertising manager Corporation. suspended as a result of a andfor all, the all, the illusion ofour colleges a new allocation last year for the child care center, the various student activity fees (day, Second, during DSSG's December 10, 1992 meeting a motion disgusting so-called social and universitiesas traditional Warren Chan waspassedby a 10-3-0vote to providea $70.00jacketsubsidyfor evening which is insulting to illusion ofOUT "ivory-tower havens" for they evening, graduate, and summer) have not been raised in several years. It is time for an each of the 24 members ofDSSG, for a grand total of $1,680 Business manager black students, a gay student are nothing of the kind and across the board increase in these fees. For only a couple ofextra dollars a semester, we, (should all 24 members decide to order a jacket). As officially is beaten at Hofstra, posters colleges and probably never were. The recorded, the minutes read:"All DSSGmembers'jackets will be announcing events ofinterest Linda Williams castingaside oftheseillusions the students can save student life, at Baruch. subsidized 50 percentbyDSSGonone condition: that thejacket to Jewish students at Hunter universities as leads to several specific ll7 The way to accomplish such an increase is through a referendum. To get a referendum Office manager muststateBaruchDSSG. Note thatthe 50 percentsubsidywas College mysteriously recommendations for action. determined to be $70.00basedona priceof$140.00, whichis the on this May's ballot, a draft ofthe referendum must be submitted tothe Student Elections disappear and speakers come traditional One such action isfor all ofus, Roslyn Bernstein cost of a varsity jacket with DSSG logo. In Mr. Herelle's to campuses with messages and I include here faculty, interview, he stated that, "some people chose to get the jacket and Governance Review Committee' by March 15. After the committee approves the Ailsa Solomon filled with lies, insults and 'ivory-tower students and administrators, ~ without the logo...Fine, butyou are still entitled to $70.00 ofthe distortions aimed at specific toexaminethe degreetowhich referendum, signatures of10% of the student bodymust be collected byMarch 25 to get it Consultants subsidy." And then Mr. HereIle continues makingreferences to groups. havens." we havetakenrefugefromlife's on the ballot. The referendum must then be approved by a majorityofthe votes castin the me, as chair ofthe CampusAffairs Committee: "She tookitupon Now comesnewevidence that realities behind academic May 3-6 elections. However (what, you thought it would be that easy?), the trick is that herselfto delay the ordering ofthe jackets which I thought was that these are not isolated jargon which has Iittle senseless...and I don't understand what is her motivation in events and that our colleges since1988,reachinga highlast empirical reality orreal-world increasesineachofthestudentdivisionfees mustbedone separately. Inotherwords,there Staff playing games with the ordering ofthe jackets...I see no reason are no longer fulfilling their year of 141 incidents in 60 significancebutwhich provides for doing it besides malevolence on her part." traditional roles as centers of institutions. Illusfrative of a rationale for us not to 'do needstobeone referendum for day students (with 10%ofday students' signatures), onefor I Then, Mr. Herelle continues tomake ample use ofabusive and intellectuality and rational such acts have been those at Shameek Supreme Allah anything." eveningstudents(with10%ofeveningstudents'signatures), andoneforgraduatestudents colorful adjectives in an effort to cover up his own mistake. Mr. discussionfortheworldaround Queens College, where dead Sami Butterfield Continued on page 9 (with 10% ...wellyougettheidea). Thesummersessionistreatedasone division, so itneeds Herelle added: "Don't penalize other people for your f.-k ups." them. In fact, they may cats were dropped into a toilet Danny Gesslein Well! Let's see: as officially recorded in the February 4, 1993 10% ofthe overall StUilent-b6dy. T01to an ofthiS requiresthe-combitred-efforts ofa great , vamza~z-- minutes of the DSSG council meeting, I made a pOint of many people. However, the taskoforganizing all ofthis falls squarely on the shoulders of Eric Grossman clarification before the council. I stated that I had temporarily The Revolutionary Generation Keith Hellstone stopped the order because the policy that Mr. Herelle had thethree studentdivisions'studentgovernments:the DSSG, the ESSA, andtheGSA This Geneen McCauley articulated in the interview contradicted the motion that was is our studentrepresentatives'chance to prove theirworth. We wish them thebestofluck! Mohua Mukhopadhyay approved by the council at its December 10, 1992 meeting. Rafael A. Olmeda Therefore, I was acting under the authontyofthe DSSGcouncil Paradise Lost Other solutions currently under consideration such as borrowing against unspent club motion, and not on my personal whim as Mr. Herelle implied. K.C. Sierra I descended into a life of funds which is a not likely because clubs have to spend all of their money before the Luz Rodriguez By Sbameek SupremeAllah and planets that were formed Eric Thorsen materialism. In the beginning, we had a in the black womb of the academic year ends or the remaining funds will be returned to the student government. The seeds that I produced Editor'sNote:LuzRodriguezis a three-termmemberoftheDSSG love so strong that our world Universe to reflect Allah's with this mentality were Charging clubs rent for their permanent club rooms in the StudentCenter will raise very Council, andchair ofthe DSSG Campus Affairs Committee. turnedinpeaceandhappiness. greatness. germinated in you and our I wasthe Sunwhowarmedyou My future restsinyou, sweet little funds and are merely stopgap measures, and don't address the main issue: there is home. They grew into devils, with the light ofAllah so that Mother Nature,. for I live 1~8UT wicked people who use not enough money! The creation and passing ofthe referendums are the only way to save SttE SPOKE fLAWLESS ENGl.ISH" His energy reflected upon you throughmyseeds,whichevolve ~ into maturity in your soil and bloodshed and deceit to rule an almost gone student life. ~,·".r":;.:s:\ and our children. You were '*- •--.... the world that we built ~ theEarthwhoserichblacksoil continue this endless cycle of together. received the seeds that I life. As long as I maintained As a result you, my earthly The Ticker Is published implantedinyouandcreateda our global family with the paradise, turned into a pit of bf-weekly, seven times a nation ofgods, the children of divineenergyofAllah, welived semester, by The The Most High. a life ofheavenly bliss. 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Q) ~ T~e ATrENTION ALL BARUCU STUDENTS: I .Q Global Scene l- • • ('I) 0) 0) STUDBNT ,ELECTIONS··lNILL·BE UBLD T"" Pinocchio and The New World Order ~- N e " ·By Jonathan Loring ~ 2 TUE I ST WEEK OF MAY, 1993 While nobody has sighted one-sidedpressurewill produce threat of Islamic fundamen- ber. If Israel had tried, con exist, as well as the peace pro .0 a longrangeimpediment the talism, many countries be- victed andimprisoned the 415 cess itself). Even ifGhali was Q) Elvis at the 'United Nations to 1.1. building here in midtown, it Israeli-Palestinian peace pro sides Israel have beenforced Palestinians who comprise a fair broker, he wouldn't be seems Finocchio has appeared cess. totakemattersintotheirown much of the political leader able to stop the Palestinians' there. This thick piece ofwood Does anyone notice howthe hands, usually trampling ship of Hamas, the Islamic' from missing the opportuni . goes by the alias of United Egyptians, Algerians,Jordani democraticprinciplesandhu- Resistance Movement, in ties thatarecomingtheir way. offi~Si Nations Secretary General ansand Saudi Arabians dole man'rightsin the process. All Judea, Samaria and Gaza, it Today's UN" under Ghali's J..Uw.Lare interested in running for one of the following elected Boutros Boutros-Ghali. It outjusticetothesegroups?Just .in order, they believe, to save ( could have maintained its se leadership,mayhavesownthe seems Ghali's figurative nose to refresh your memories, the Iives. ;.cutitywhile nothavingto deal seedsofitsown illegitimacyIn continuestogrowas heapplies Saudi Arabians frequently be with theUN'slong-nosed pup the eyes of Israelis, Palestin harsh, one-sided standards on headthem, andtheJordanians pet. ians, as well as other feuding OSSQ' (Day Ses-slon Stud.ent Government) Israel. and Egyptians shoot them in "Today's UN, The Palestinians negotiat parties around the world, for Ghali"s consistent call for thestreets. Onlylastyearwhen ing with Israel in the current years to come. i don't under •President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Secretary the UNSecurityCouncil touse Algeria held open, democratic under Ghali's Middle East peace talks stand how the UN will be able -whatever measures are re elections,whichthefundamen shouldn't be considered im-· togarnerthetrustofbothsides ·Upper council (Junior/Senior) quired" to force Israel to re talists won, the government leadership, may munefromcriticismeither. It's to oversee all of the intricate verse the deportations of 400 ordered tanks and police into leaders" Hanan Ashrawi and details of a (hopefully) future •Lower council (Preshman/Sophomore) Islamic fundamentalists is thestreetstoarrestthosenewly have sown the Haidar Abd al-Shafi among peace agreement. widely viewed tomean the use electedleaders. Algeriaisproof others have not confronted Untilthestringsthatmove ofsanctions. I believethistobe thatdemocracycan workinthe seeds ofits own Hamas. If the Palestinians Ghali become untangled, it is a critical mistake. Since it is Arab Middle East, provided ever acquire a state; the mod viewed that the big puppet of (EV~NING well known how many of, tanks count more than votes. illegitamacy..." erate faction, willing to live theUNbelievesthatbothJew HSSA. SESSION STUDENT ASSEMBLY) Israel's Arab neighbors have During all of these occa side by side with the Jewish ish Israeli and Muslim Pales dealt with Islamic fundamen sions,Ghali,atthetime Egypt's state, would probably face an tinian blood are cheap. •Assembly member (Officers elected Internally) talists within their own bor foreign minister, remained re I'm certainly not a propo-. immediate civil war with the ders, namely outright slaugh markably silent. By allowing nentofthedeportationswhich Palestinian fundamentalists ter" itisseen here that Ghali's the UN to ignore the growing Israel carriedoutlastDecem- (who reject Israel's right to G.SA (GRADAUTB STUDBNT ASSEMBLY) Lost 'Board Member (officers elected internally) Bucking OR MEMBER OF ANY OF TUE FOLLOWING BOARDS/COl'll'lIT~BS •facultyjstudent dlsclpllnary committee .•Board of Directors of the Bemard M. Baruch College Association, Inc, Editor's Note: Abraham K (day undergrads only) Korman is the Wollman Distinguished Professor of ·Communications Board Management at Baruch College. ·Student Center Board ·Student Media Council FROZEN IN TIME "These devils •Auxiliary Enterprises Corporation thendestroyed our home, and QindieJ.aex declaration rmu·lications and party charter forms will be now keep us availatlle beginning Thursday, February 25th aLthe following locations: .under world domination." 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I would Thank you for your love and un Meadow park's parking lot 81D"e did I love you but not enough to die for You don'tkn theyre usually-referTed-to-the . ·iU~8i·-a11d -teacb-str~s .. · students-8hould-.~·educated·. IiriportahT1"0t"""them-~·to(jlcalt ••• _ ._., Jo_." _ ...... ___ BEAPART OF THE counseling department," says reduction' -teehniqtres. She not only acedemieelly but their health as a way of Dudley. talks about the upcoming holistically. CJ want students obtaining longevity.- Ticker Tip #175 The Medical Office has Stress Reduction Day (March torealizethatthemedicaloffice Get your A before you incorporated a four-prong 18) where the Medical Office ispartofBaruchCollege. They sleep -with the DATING GAME!! . program into their regular will be running videos and cancomeheretogettheadvice services. Thisprogramismade having workshops. She also they need- Dudley wouldlike The Ticker Pro-lessor. upcfworkshopsjeeminaraend plans on having a Sexually students "to realize it is Come to PRIDE (Room Susan Taylor Points A Path to The Future 403, Student Center) By Sam Maisonet A committee of students, that are facing black youths. and Sign up for the staff, faculty, and club Dr.JaneBond,AssociateDean membersandofficers, heldthe of Liberal Arts, spoke on the openingceremonyfor African significance of African· American History month on American History Month. erotic event ofthe February 11. The ceremony DaphneLeroy,vicepresident consisted of questions and of the Day'Session Students answers, acknowledgements, Government,honoredAfrican and announcements. A American women. A tribute to semester. reception followed in the Oak AudreLorde was presentedby For afree buUetin, call andMarbleLoungewhichover Michelle Payne, president of t-800-228-4NYU, ext. 24~ 200 people attended. BASS,andTonyMedina. Tony , NYU Summer Dawn Cherie Steele and Medina urged the school to Rohan Defreitas were the educate the .students about Don't delay! Its on Lord who was a poet and TWO------CONVENIENT New York University, Office of Summer Sessions masters of ceremony. An SESSIONS P. O. Box 2442, New York, N.~.10117-1335 invocation wasmadebyDeacon activistonracism, sexism, and Kimberfollowedbythesinging homophobia. Mav 24-Julv 2 Please send me afreeNYU1993 SummerBulletin. March 18 during club July 6-AugUst 13 of the black national anthem The featured speaker was "Lift Every Voice and Sing" SusanL. Taylor, the Editor in • On-campus housing Name Soc. Sec. No. which was leadbyDr. Juanita Chief of Essence magazine. for as little as $100 She spoke about her past, per session Address Howard, chairperson of the Susan Taylor on stage. hours. Be a part ofthe Sociology and Anthropology present, and what she hoped • Over 1,000 City Stale Zip Code Department. Matthew for the future. Ms. Taylortold women that· they need to be promise'to the Hatians as an youve got to stand'under the J ( ) Dr. courses offered Goldstein,presidentofBaruch a fewjokesandevengavesome . proud oftheir ancestors, and exampleforMrican-American tree, andshakethe tree.- She Telephone Area of interest to be ready for the future. people"nottobedependenton went on to say we were all • Open House College, gave the formal tips on how to be successful. infamous event! . Sunday, March 14 Scla.ool currently attending openingspeech. Traci Dinkins, ShespokeofAfricanooAmerican "Point a path to the future,. anyone, and to organize human and divine, and urged think, know who you are, ourselves," AfricanooAmencanstowakeup. (212)998-4520 New York UnMnity is andIIn!tatJwe aetionleqllal opportunity IIl8lItutlOll. C68 vice president the Baruch 'Nomen aspartofthebackbone Mrican Student Senate had a ofAmericanhistorynevertold. educate yourself and be As people stood and clapped, Ms. Taylor conducted with a Taylor made it very clear to proud.- Ms. Ta;lor used she said -rhink critically, the. siinplebuttnaesentence,-our few words to say on C1in~s.. ~1~~I!0~~i~~~J~~~u., ~p89ple_needlJBr' Afrocentrism and problems other Africartoo~inerican . President broken. __ . _. _ _.' ..... -, ." . "~"" :~ . ' ...... ,-".,. '..... ' .....,,,..... ' .... -.' •...... ,;..,.....,;...... : .. 15 14 ::f - .:-.... "T1 (I) .~ Q) ~- Cil o ~ en i- •. -n .(1) r:r 2 m -< I\) ~.... CO CO CAl . : Wednesday, March 24, 1993 9:30am--2:45pm Student Activities Center 137 E. 22nd Street, 2nd Floor to help reach their fullest possible po- is more wiUing to 'listen~ understand tential. and explore your special needs. Each day, more than 2,000 units of blood are needed for patients in Another myth is that it is a sign of Generally, talkingandthinkingout weakness to talk to someone else about 'loudwitha counseloroften brings clar New York area hospitals. These pati.ents won't have a fighting chance for your pereonalrproblems. You maybe ityandinsight. Talking isalsoa way to able to resoloesome problems by your- gain access to your feelings. It doesn't survival without this blood. Blood cannot be' stored, nor can it be manufactured. self, butperhaps notaU ofthem: People matter at aU ifyou don't know what to lt comes from people. People like you. You can help I . need .people, and talking to another talk about or know how to say about· humanbeingishelpful. Holdingevery- what~ .bothering you. A counselor is Give us an hour of your time. In return you'll get a mini-physical, juice, .'. thing'in and denyiligthe e:dstel'iCe of trained; to be#n8itive'to and under-. ~"~ N ~""~ ~~ ~"""""'~ ~ problems is not helpfuL It is much Btandyourdilfic.~ies,~nd will helP. - coffee, and cookies and the satisfaction of knowing that you have helped to . .. . easierto denyandrunawayfromprob- you to make ti:zlki7l6-eas&er and mean· . .so.ve another person's ·life...... ' .' ...... , ··· .. ·_·Deiir~ ~.- :~~_"_-:.""_--.-':-'--~-'~~--.. ---'-"_·_"'-~~------·---"·----:-·--'-·---remif71iiUi to confro1it~tDIll-~---tn;gftlt.MlDiypeoplefi.nditrbJefidTZ7td-_..:-_--_·· .. Your·eolU".,." aui•••.,. .. · . 'CiJuiiBeU7iiis ii process" w1iireOj-' pmK,nai'issues'JuJii#iiyancl'iijie7i1y'in biM-,;aaliO'Bimplj~~toclaiify - .' that ieprOfe.iollGl one works .touJardB maAingpositivea supportive environment. It taka a and verbalize w~ s bothering them: -.. .tude.,. ,.. - TO schedule an appointment colDUeliJS6 wlie,.prt»le",.peni8t. changes inoneselfandtheoverallqual- stronger person to.' be perceptive end !Joth Peer Counsel~rs at the Why' l.aoultl 6e .abIie to·Nlw my ity ofo1uls life.' In short the goal.of honeste7WUIlh to recop..ize that 1I01IU!- Helpline officeond profeBBWno;l coun Clip the coupon below. ownprobk",. aatl·bnide.,Pm not counseling is to helpyou to help your- thing is bothering them. . T~re~ selo,., Bt t~ Office.ofCou7Uleling a~ crasy. Why Mould11/0 10 COUlUlel- self. being in counseling is not a SIgn of PsychologicD.l ServICeS can B~ wtth ill6 GJUlIGlle10 a'~r' .A very common ·myth is th4t you, weailleBBj butrather 0 sign ofcourage you directly· obout ~ speafic con- SiIlJaetl, Nol C7V%Y have to be really crazy to Bee cs counee- . andBt1'f!1'l6lh... . cerns andan: also CIVCIilable to ~wer Dear Not Crazy~ lor. This iB absolutely not true. You Some people feel that t~ wo"!d genemlqueat.lDnBabo~COUMeli?6and YOW' qllelltionB roiIIe BeVeralWues 11I4y.imply be lonely~ con{u8ed~ unmo- only talJc· to ~ or family which referrrJ. Ber1Jl,CeB•. Servu:es are free and about cofl.1lM!lin6 and t1&e counseling tivcted, feeling hopeless. down in ~ leaclsutotheneztmyththata stranger confidt!ntiaL .. .. process. Keep in mindthat advicecol- dumps, ·irritable tiMI oraJUioU3, MrJ- cannot be helpful. .On. the one 1umd~ ~ ~'QiIeItiOaeto J?ear ID~~ 17 umns .l&heln booJu worlcshons etc., ingtlif/ieultyconcentratingwhilestudy- often,close friendsandfamilymembers LeziDgtoD A~ Bcs 398orjuste droPElt ~:d . ~ f T ~ r , .. . _1.. .& 1..: ~ __ J _A_~_~.. . ofthe our maiJbmr m room. 104 0 137 ~hi~ pote~!y e.%tJm8~.orGTe ~ ~ r ~46 all rJerY helpful, are 11IIl(or not sure a are ana "I-_ .- J!Orl .street.Helpline East 26 Street, Room lirmtecl end basIC PI ncture. Counsel- ma)Ol"andcoreer. Tlaelu:are~l1UJ~ problem end~or co""!butlng to the 516. Phonef447-:i136. OtliceofCounseJing ing tcke8 your learning and growthc feelings that we ~nce &n copmg stressyou feel Inyourlife. •The cou~- and PsydJo1ogical Serlices • 360 PAS., step{urtherinahighlyinclividualized. withthestresBesofllvmg. Manypeople lor, on the other hpnd, IS a. trained . Room1737•.Phonel447-3521 focused endobjective manner. begin,cou.nselin6forself.ezploration and professionalwho is moreobjective. erul Pioneer Program at Baruch ByEdith Fechmer fortable. Several Baruch students newly arrived students feel more com countries. Languagedid notseem tobe January 19 , 1993 was a big day at sharedtheirlongtimeexperienceswith fortable in their foreign environment. Baruch for new international students. a barrier. thenewstudents. Theygavethemsome This was quoted from an evaluation of Mr. Stephen Goldberg, the director A special .orientation sponsored by good starting advice, encouraged them one participant -Congratulations toall GoldenKeyNationalHonorSocietyand of the International Student Office, to become active in extracurricularae- ofyou!You'vedoneagreatjob!Youhav~ spoke abouthisrole to help and ihfonn theOfficeofStudentDevelopment,took tivities and ;·..red with them some of· been of great help to the new intema international students especially in re sr place. ThepurpOse wastohelpinterna their own hur orous experiences when .tional students who don't know any spect to their legal questions during tionalstudentsadjustnotonlytoBaruch they arrived in the U.s.' thingabout the city and theschool sys- their studiesatBaruch. Thisfollowed a © cea /1993 but also to New York. Aroundforty LieutenantRichardMolloy wasalso tern. Lalso have not heard anything - video about Baruch which reflects the students gathered on the 12th floor of informed the new comera-about safety aboutsuch a prograin at any other co1 school from the 50's tothe present. The mNewYork City streets.. Some ofthe- . legesor.sc:~ Thank you 90 much!" 360 PAS.. .students were excited about the pres After a typical NewYo~k bagel things that he Said were not to count Thisisa pioneer programatBaruch tige of the school, the faculty and the breakfast, Jane MIller from Metro In money openly afterjust takingitoutof and it is hoped that it Will be kept and diverse environment, which the video ternational introduced theexistingpro . thebankmachine, nottogetinvolvedin developed sinCeinternational students emphasized. Soon, everyone wasready grams and helped break the ice among thefamousthreecardmontegames,not deserveandneedspecialattentionwhen for a short break. A good lunch was the students. Metro is an organization torespondtomailwithan «youjust'won faced with NewYork life and ourlarge preparedbythecafeteria, and an infor which developed several programs for $10,000,000" envelope and much more and sometimes anonymous campus. mal chat among the new.students and international studentsintheNewYork otherlong time Baruch survivors. were discussed. metropolitan area. International stu The Associate Dean of Students, Thestudentshadtheopportunityto dents participate to meet others, le~ . Win threespecial prizesattheendofthe , , Ron Aaron, who is also the advisor for Write·for about American Culture and education Golden Key, andVice PresidentofStu orientation(BaruchT-shirts). Students as ~eU as help American students un dent. Development, Samuel Johnson, were exchariging phone numbers and . derstandforeign environments. Ittook joined·the orie~tation to welcome the making new friends. 'Ihe people who onlyseveralminutestowarmtheatm<> ran orientation took their time to help . -- .., studentsandmakethemfeel morecom- Features ...... - sphere consisting of more than fi.fteen ,.:;..'--,: 16 een 17 :::l BUDGETRX co -f -Q) o' LL SOFT CONTACT LENSES ~ Q) "T1 .::tC. B&L, crax, ACCUVUE,W&J - - RETAIL SALES/MANAGEMENT TRAINEES CD o ~ Part-Time Opportunities Is It Possible To Graduate? ac ;., EXTENDED or DAILY $39 PAIR Cil m By.Mario W. Ferro en m • ~ .Hellodearreaders! I've been graciously askedtofill inandcontribute something tostartthis ~ PLANNED REPLACEMENT 6mo. $85 3mo. $45 1.~.·.l.i.f.:~~ta.1.',.t.l3b,~ef··· brandnewcolumn. Actually, myowncolumn(OutofControl)is beingrepairitedandI didn'thave C\I fucture, tlbl . a place to stay. So here I am. e- ••S •• al\.£ii ,.• it '81><£"nl er onver I es What's Bug'n U? U Althoughthe name ofthiscolumnis -what's Bug'n urI must admitthere'sabsolutelynothing 2 3 MONTH DISPOSABLE 1 wk, replacement $89 I need to get offiny chestat this time. 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For streets, I have on1y one bit of real. She's got the money to. 'she thought wearing a fur was why sales have been slow.and all the womenwho own furs (l advice. Watch your back. ESSED?ANXIOUS? team, clJb, pay for it and she's going to necessary. "God put animals not the "activist situation." . only. saw one man with one There are people lurking CALL FREE24HRMENTAL etc. pitches in just onehourand wear her fur like it's goingout on thisearthtokeepuswarm." Their season started in Sep- and he might have been a aroundwithcansofspraypaint HEALTH COUNSEUNG ofstyle. Andfor a whileit was. she said. "It dates back to the tember, but hereitis now Feb- pimp!) and wear them on the ready to turn yourmink pink.. ~ ~. .' . '. _... . -- , . . The• ,• Graduate'r 0 .._Student '. -. .. . youcgroup can Now you· see-fur.coats every..; early~ers.;"·WhenI-asked .-·ruary:andit-~OOesn't lookgeed.-, . HOTI..N: raise $1,000 in just a few days! where. Whatcouldpossibly be . her if she cared about what lhope this doesn't continue." ~ I 7 daysperweek. Speak in ·Plus a chance toearn$11BJ Assembly needs a the reason for this? Before I animal rights activists had to Gisele, who works for confiderce continue, I have to make this say, she saidthat she felt that Steven Corn Furs, was happy foryourself. clear. I'm notananti-furactiv they should be concentrating to say that their sales had in with trained certified therapsts. No rost. No oblgation. ist of any type and have no on other animal abuses, such creased. Why? "It's gotten (212) 734-0876 1-800-932-Q52B, eXl65 secretary. Hoursare4:3D problem with women or men as testing. colder. This is the coldest wearing fur or leather. I do But what about the fur in- weather we've had in four dustry. What do they have to years." Giselealsobelievesthat Spring Break: have to admit though, seeing CUSTOMER SERVICE 7:30p.m. so many fur coats in one set say about all this. After all, the animal activists have been CANCUN,NASSAU IMMEDIATE ting didmess up myheada bit. they are the suppliers of this quiet, so women have been from $299 Full and PartTirre Positions All I could think about was luxury.. I spoke to three well wearing their furs more often. Organizea smallgroup for Free little furry creatures being knownfurriers: TireFurVault, When askedwhyotherfurriers Earn$6.75 per hourtostart 'Nith M-Th (tlexlbte) duties. skinned. Then I askedmyself, Alexandroe Furs, and Steven haven't had the same fortune trip the opportunity to ifsomeone gave me a fur coat, Corn Furs. I asked them if as Steven Corn Furs, she said CALL 1(800) GET-5UN-1 career ac:fvar"looment. We offer would I wear it? The answer they had an increase in sales ' that the key is the location of include: arranging was easy. Hell yes! this season and why did they the store. "Ifyou have a show excellent raises, bonuses The mostobvious source to thinkwomen werebuyingfurs room on the 14th floor, you College &Graduate Students and medcaJ benefits at our major askabout theincreasingtrend after all the controversyofthe won't get as much business as a street level store." Besides,· SEEKN3 CAREER transportation appointments/events infurs wouldbethepeoplewho past. BEGINNNG? are wearing them. As you Jennifer, a sales associate their store has been in busi company, Workat LaGuarda or know, peoplein NewYork City ofAlexandros Furs said there ness for 94 years. "Vie have a NY, NJ,CT Ken nedf Airports. clerical (no typing mln.) walklikethey'regoingtoa fire, was"definitelynot" anincrease following." Ful~time, Part-llmellnternship Thisposition requires outdoors but I managed to stop one in sales at her store. "People Madeleine, from the Fur afterGraiJation, woman. She didn't want to don't reallyhave the money to Vault agrees with Gisele. The 'NOrk forindviduals give her name, ironically, but spendfor a fur." She said she store has also seen a sales in- or while still in sd1ooI? who are energetic, outgoi~ Must be well organized, crease. She also believes it's Career ~can he~ becauseofthecold weather. As people oriented &professional. for the fur activists? "They Companies are reauiting Sendresume to: P.O. Box 3)8, efficient,socialandhighly don't affect us." everyday forgreat Richmond Hill, NY 11419 My personal beliefon this revitalized fashion is quite -.-. p:>sitibns thatare never OOvertised simple. I believe that the ~. w/agenciesor cIassffied. STUDENT HOUSING motivated. $6.50/hr. women who can afford to buya Forfree info.: aboutttls hidden job HOTlJ4E . fur coat will do so, whether or market, send notanimalactivistshavesome GREAT APAR1MENTS! Call447-3139askforRob· thing to say about it. 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In ad Connors who has to relive the same Award,Harvard'sHastyPuddingClub jungle. ditiontotheseguystryingto getahead, day over and over and over again. and UCLA's Jack Benny Award for Here we go. Your set in Portland, Charlene Towne (Faye Dunaway) the The storyline is set in Excellence in Entertainment. Oregon arid everythingevolves around firm's president desperately tries to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania where Rita, played by Andie MacDowell, a family owned cookie company which save herjob despite ofthe takeover by Phil (Bill Murray), Rita (Andie is kind of a mythical princess. She is is a hotbed of corporate politics with Bart Foods. MacDowell) and Larry (Chris·Elliot) kind, generous, sweet, pure in soul, coworkers stompingallovereachother Timothy Hutton, an Academy are sent to cover the annual Ground forgiving and honest. Rita is a bit in order to be noticed, And in steps the Award Winner for "Ordinary People", hog Day event. Phil, trapped in this annoyingly perfectbutwhat saved the temp, Kris Bolin (Lara Flynn Boyle), plays a character unlike any of his neverendingdaybecomesboth master character was the fact that Andie who sees and takes the opportunity to previous roles. Peter has more prob and victim to his odd predicament. .MacDowell embodied all these quali make herself a permanent fixture in lems and is more complex than any With no tomorrow to worry about and" ties without coming off vain. This is Mrs. Appleby's baked goods company. other character that he hasplayed. . all the time inthe world, Phil explores surprising, considering that her back As thisisoccuringa hostile takeoverby Lara Flynn Bolye was chosen for his favorite fantasies, becomes an ex ground consists of a successful inter BartFoodsconglomerateiswell under thisrole becauseofherdepthandrange pert at all things trivial and meaning national modeling career. Andie way. As you can tell chaos lends itself ofacting. Her roles range from Donna less and even gets lucky with the local MacDowell has starredand co-starred to the creation of many suspenseful Haywardin. the "Twin Peaks" series to 7s womenbutconsistentlystrikesoutwi th .in suchrnovies as "sex lies and video situations. Wayne ex-girlfriend in "Wayne's the true love ofhis life. tape," "Green Card," and "The Object Separated from his wife and son, World". . . According to producer/director ofBeauty." Shehaswon a LosAngeles Peter Derns (Timothy Hutton) is de "The Temp"isaDavidPennut pro The Speech Department Presents Haroldltamis,"BillMurraywasa natu Critics Award for her role in "sex lies lighted with his new temp (Boyle) and duction that was produced by David ral choice to play Phil Connors." I and videotape"and was nominated for is happy with her looks, talents and PennutandTom Engelman, executive agree that Bill Murray was perfectfor a Golden Globeawar.d for the same ~ffici~tlcy..Kris likes not only her new produced by Howard W. Koch Jr., and the role but it is the same character I film. She then was nominated again job buther newbossas wen, and even directedbyTom Hollandfrom a screen have seen him playas in such movies fora GoldenGlobeawardforherrolein tually even tries to seduce him. play by Kevin Falls basedon a storyby ----~- -as..~Scrooged"and~Stripes.~--TI:riS..WaS ,.c:'-GreeJLCaz:d.~--7-_-. "~-_.'- ... _ Pete!J.~~J.l'~.~.he.~nJY.()!!.~ ~l1.~~.~.an.~ Falls and Engleman. " ~ ...... - -- . ~ ..' ·U-···'..·0······J·T··'.... :J· .. O·····N-..··8···· ootaehallenging,role-forBinMilrray Chri-s-Elliot(-who plays Larry in buthe still has the abilitytomake you "Groundhog Day", made his first ap -r. , ~ . laugh and warm your heart in the pearance on "Late Night with David same breath. Letterman"modelinga -garbage"suit. Faith No More Bill Murray began his acting ca 'Thissetthe stagefor a series ofbilari· reerwiththeSecondCityTheater. His ouscomedy gags, includingElliot's fa "AngelDust" For Healthier Babies first professional jobs were on ~he mous "turtleneck pants- and "casket whoopee cushion-routines. Asa "Late Slash Records FOR National Lampoon RadioHour,"-rhe The March of Dimes National Lampoon Show, " and the Night « performer, Elliot developed a weeklyvariety show, -saturdayNight unique style ofdeadpan parody which B\ ( '. \\ . .lunior and America's babies Live." In the second season ofNBC's earnedhima fervidfollowing. Inaddi IMAGINARY INVALID tion, Elliotwon fourEmmyAwardsfor Yeah! yeah!'Don't tell me this al practice" the bandsampledthe Kronos "Saturday Night Live," Murray re Quartet»s -Quartet No. S-, which is thanks you for participating his writing and contribution to the bumcameoutin1992. So what, I think by Moliere placedChevyChasein thecastof"Not classical chamber music. They even . Ready-for-Prime-Time.Players~ and show. many people just overlooked Faith No in WalkAmerica '92. electronically alter Patton's voice on created some of the most memorable All all "Groundhog Day" is a More's Angel Dust. MTV played in the industrial-like tracks, "Crack characters the show has known. Bill must see for the romantic at heart. It "Midlife Crisis" for awhile, but now its -A Comedy with Music and Dance- isa perfectValentine'sDaymovie. Itis timetoreallycheckout FaithNoMore. Hitler" and "Jizzlobber." With vivid Murraywonan EmmyAwardfor writ lyrical imagery every track has some ing duringhis second season With the ratedPG. Thisis there third majorlabel release. The Students of March 2 & 3 TheirfirstreleasebeinglntroduceYour thing to say and you'll even have fun Tuesday and Wednesday selfand their second being The Rea.l listening to it. Imagine that! The band's lyrics focus on young 5pm-8pm Thing. Baruch College Place The group members of Faith No teens coming of age. In the "Land of Among NYC The Studio Theatre, Morehavebeentogetherforaboutnine Sunshine"theyaskyou 'Does life seem Colleges & Universities years andhave been prettystable for a worthwhile toyou?', and they latertell Room 911, 23rd Street Building rock band. The only change that was you to "Be Aggressive.~They make a madeinthegroupwastheirleadsinger. conscious effort to make their lyrics Mike Patton appearedafter their first pertinentto theiraudience andtherest release, replacing Chuck Mosely. The of society. As for group therapy "RV Needed: members ofthe band are Mike Bordin shows the vicious cycle of the couch ondrums,RoddyBottumonkeyboards, potato, and mocks parents that put ACTORS, ACTRESSES, DANCERS, BillyGouldonbass guitar,Jim Martin down their children by saying what SINGERS on guitar, and of course Mike Patton theirparentstoldthem"Youain'tnever gonnaamounttonothin'!", whichmany W8'J0f ##no experience necessary#:#: with the vocals. There are thirteen tracks on this oftoday's teens can associate with. . For Healthier Babies , Te1ease and they .SPlQl the musical All inallitisa definitemustlisten. gamut,from aslow'instrumental("Mid On a scale ofone to five, this is a big For more information call .Sunday, Apri/25, 1993 night Cowboy")toa grungy Industrial four. Faith No More Angel Dust, pro Prof Susan Spector at 387-1340 1lightIDare(-Jizzlobber->. The band is duced by Matt Wallace and Faith No not afraid to experiment with new More on Slash Records, and distrib •80unds orsamples. On the track~..: uted by Warner Bros. Records. t -0. . - " .". , " - , . ". Andie 1I8cD01reI. and. Blil Murra,' star In' the ., \ " • .' ./J . ~~~.~~~~~~~~~4~~~~~~~,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.~~~~.~~~_~~~·~~~~~~~.~~~ ...... ".- .. - . .. ." " comedy -GROUNDHOG. DAy... ·· -- ..-."""_1'· _ ~'--~.';"-:-''''''- ~ ~ _~ ~- --'...... -. .. - .....: .... ' '" .. '''' en 1: 8. en.. CD ~ Basketball Baseball Boxing If you wanted the perfect point Is this Arbitration thing crazy or Riddick Bowe is boxing heavy guard he should be quick, creative, what? Jim Abbot comes to the Yanks weight champion ofthe world, No irs, . and smart. He should average about with a 7-15 record and wants a salary ands, or buts. As Riddick likes to say 18 points a game, 8-9 888ists, and re of3.8millionayear. Bip Robertssteals "I'beatthe man whobeatthe man who bounda little. Ifyou'rethinking-Veah!" beat the man.· But dude what's the 44basesfor the Red and gets'awarded By Kevin Crespi thinkKennyAndersonoftheNewJer with 3.9 million, Bip who? Mark Grace . deal Michael DOkes. I mean it Knicks should "trade ·forward sey~ets. Pound for pound the most looks like the guy needed a kickstand wants four million for hitting- nine Charles Oakley and guard talented and exciting point guard in homers.C'monbaseball wake-up. Have justto standupin the ring. Dokesis a .,~ Hubert Davia for. Washington \ the NBA I know John Stockton and walking advertisement 1:0: why kids 'you ever heard of the word resent Bulletsforward Harvey Grant. KevinJohnson are greatbut Kenny is shouldn'tdo drugs. Is this thebestyou ment. We're in a national recession. Why: Bullets get a hanger in 21 years old!! Shrink Magic Johnson can do Riddick? You don'thavetofight People may have a problem with play Oakley to teach rookie forward Tom down to six foot one and you've got Lennox Lewisjustyet. Make a couple ers making 6-7 million a year while Gugliotta how to play tough N.B.A. Kenny. No look passes, a nice left of bucks but at least fight a Tommy they are out ofwork. No but I'm sure ball and in Davis they get a promis handed jump shot, great penetration MorrisonorGeorge Foreman,notsome that with so many people unemployed ing rookie shooting guard to correct skills and an exciting style of play washed up club fighter. Speaking of inthiscountryeverybodywilljusthave theirmistakein tradingJeffMalone (which the Nets haven't seen since Lennox Lewis, shut up you big baby. . that much more time to drop a couple two years ago. Michael Ray Richardson) are all part You are not champion ofanything you a hundred bucks for a nightatthe ball Why: KnicksfinallygetHarvey of his game. Speaking of the Nets, park. Hmm, I canjusttastethat $3.00 biggarbagepicking,FrankBruno,Brit Grant, a player they tried to sign as within the next 2 years this will be ish wannabe, crybaby. Ifyou wantto undercooked hot dog, that $2.50 flat a free agent. Grant could score 16 New York's team. Patrick Ewingand talklikea champbackitup bywinning soda,andthatuncomfortable$25plas pointsandget8 or9reboundsa game companywon't beable to keep up with the beltfrom RiddickBowe. Andifyou tic chair they call a seat. Can you see in the Knicks methodical offense. It this team. With All-Star caliber play the sarcasm dripping offthe Paper? wanttofightRiddickyou've gotto do it ers Anderson, forward Derrick on his terms and it-he- says no-~p--~~~~~~~~A-?~~~==~-'-~._~-also allows Pat Rile to ut Charles --- Smith on the bench where he could Coleman, and Drazen Petrovic and 'out ofluck. 'Nuffsaid. be a valuable sixth man with his crediblestartersChrisMorrisandSam Opinions ofan Irate As the D.E. '8 from P.R.I.D.E. would Bowie this team will get beyond the say -Riddic1t, you'the man. • versatility. first round of the playoffs,this year. sports fan. Just imagine the damage theycould Yankees should trade second have done with former players Terry If you don't like what baseman Pat Kelly and relief pitcher John Habyan to Boston Mills (Detroit) and Mookie Blaylock you (Atlanta). Oh well,atleasttheysigned read, write to for Red Sox catcher Tony Pens. BernardKing whowill help them with 'The Ticker scoring punch offthe bench. why: Yankees need a veteran 'Catcher to handle their young and talented pitching staff. Pena is still a~~tlc;l.c;lef~D~!Ve cS3.~h~r__w.h.9.__~an_ Pool (Basement) still hitabout .240 with-a·little pop. It also allows the Yanks to make a - 23rd St. Bldg. full time designated hitter of Matt Nokes. Why:. Boston is in really bad Open to All Baruch Students shape. Theyhave no reliefpitching, a horrible infield defense) and are a very old team. Kelly gives them Mon. 9:00 - 11:00 am superb defense and youth while Habyangives thema solidannoutof 4:00 - 5:00 pm the bullpen. They also have two veteran catchers in John Marzano Thes. 4:00 - 5:00 pm and Bob Melvin to replace Pena. 7:00 - 8:00 pm Jets shou1dsign~free-ag-entd / fensive end Reggie White. Fitness Center - Why: Well I know its not a trade but it'sthe best move the Jets Wed. 4:00 - 5:00 pm can make. Reggie White is an unre 7:00 - 8:00 pm Rm 1120 -23rd St. Bldg. stricted free agent and arguably the best defensive player in the N.FL .. Mon. 2:00 • 5:00 pin TheJetshaveanexcitingyoungteam Thurs. 1:15 - 2:30 pm but very little veteran Ieadership, Tues. 7:30 • 9:00 pm Reggie would bring instant respect 4:00 - 5:00 pm to an injury riddled defense. With Dennis Byrd's career ending injury Wed. 3:15 • 5:00 pm and Jeff Laggeman coming off of major surgery the Jets need a stud Fri. 1:30 - 4:00 pm Thurs. 7:00 • 9:00 pm like Reggie. The Jets could expect about 14 sacks and a pass' rush not Fri. 1:00 • 5:00 In seen since thedaysofGastineauand Klecko. Figure it would take an 8.5 minion dollar three year contract to ~~~IntramuralHoops Are Back! get him signed. ~~ If you have any- trades that you would like to see happen drop a line Tournament Begins: . to the Ticker in room 307 of the Student Center. Make sure you ex - Thursday, March 4th plain why the trade should happen Roster Deadline: March 3rd and how the teams could benefit. All Students, Faculty;Staffare Eligible Congratulations-to Giovanni Licorish (Only Two Varsity BasketballPlayers Per Squad)* CUNYRookie of The Year *Game is played -on Thursdays'dUring Club Hours and lbursday ~venings6:00 p.m. On. Women's Basketball -: