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USCHS celebrates culture with International Week War in Iraq poses many By: Brigid McCabe that was cool.” eign language classes. The fac- pros and cons Asst. Editor-in-Chief Besides learning a few new ulty believed it was important By: Amanda Dasdorf tion to kill thousands” fun facts, (apparently, the to give credit to the students Entertainment Editor (www.usiraqprocon.org). Upper St. Clair High School Japanese people share their who have a course load includ- However, the question many hosted International Education McDonald’s hamburgers ing all the core classes and Since March 19, 2003, U.S. Americans still wonder is if Week to acknowledge the study because the cost of meat is so multiple foreign languages. troops have been in Iraq fight- the war in Iraq is making of foreign language and cultur- high), students who attended Senior Alaina Condo takes a ing and protecting the freedom America safer? The answer to al affairs within the high school International Week presenta- whopping four languages: of all Americans. Since the this question is hotly debated and community during the tions encountered information German, Latin, Spanish, and U.S. troops’ entrance into Iraq, among the population. Most week of November 26, 2007. that shattered their stereotypes French. She comments, “I the Iraqis have regained their liberals find themselves dis- Frau Baird, the head of the about international affairs. The thought the breakfast was real- freedom from the formerly agreeing with the war and the Foreign Language Department, speakers also made the strug- ly nice. I want to be an inter- harsh presi- worked extensively preter when I grow totalitari- dent’s to contact those up, and Upper St. an gov- views, whom she believed Clair has prepared ernment; while the would enrich stu- me for my career. I however, conserva- dents’ knowledge hope students contin- the tives tend about the world. ue to take multiple American to support During the foreign languages, troops the war International even if they don’t are still and Education Week, var- plan to go into lan- scattered believe ious speakers came to guage.” through- that the discuss global topics, Theout Iraq war has including the geno- International Studies trying to made the cide in Darfur, inter- course also con- protect United national baseball, and tributed to the peo- States a the Peace Corps. International ple from safer Students enjoyed Education Week by the Sunni place. seeing how American preparing a display extrem- A culture impacts other case outside of the ists. popular countires. Senior counseling office that Amanda Nelson bids goodbye to her husband, When Josh, as he head off to Iraq from Savannah belief not Kolette Kern said, illustrated the diver- the war only “The students who Globey represents the goal of International Awareness within sity of Upper St. International Airport in Savannah, Georgia, started, Wednesday, October 31, 2007. (Tom Van throughout talked about their trip Upper St. Clair High School. Clair. Columns Photo courtesy of Brigid McCabe. people Dyke/Chicago Tribune/MCT) the United to the Dominican labeled “We Come and gov- States, but Republic were really good. It gles of certain countries more From” and “We Speak” showed ernments all over the world also throughout the world, is was in-depth, and I got to see real to the students. that the families living in sub- have lobbied for and against that the war in Iraq is negative- what they did that made an For example, Frau Baird urban Pennsylvania hail from the war. One reason so many ly impacting global terrorism. impact.” said, “Some think of the geno- countries all over the world are against the war is the price Many think that when the U.S. Senior Mike Falvo attended cide in Darfur affect only the monitarily. the United States has paid both invaded Iraq, extremists Senior Bridget Scotti’s father’s poor. However, the speaker Senior Emily Kauffelt said, monitarily and in casualtics. In became even more hostile presentation that focused on his talked about real-life people “Looking at the case, I was just its September 2002 report, the toward America and other international baseball insur- living in Sudan who are being surprised at how diverse our Democratic Caucus of the Democratic nations. An analy- ance company. Falvo com- affected.” ‘bubble’ is.” House Budget Committee pre- sis paper released in January mented, “I think different Another event that Special thanks to the speak- dicted the total cost of the war 2007 entitled “Things Fall speakers appealed to different International Week hosted was ers who volunteered their time to be between 100 and 200 bil- Apart: Containing the people. I am very interested in a breakfast designated for stu- to spread cultural awareness at lion dollars (www.cnn.com). Spillover From an Iraqi Civil the business-related stuff, so dents who take multiple for- the high school. According to Department of War,” by Daniel L. Byman, Defense, 3,878 American casu- Ph.D., and Kenneth M. alties have been confirmed Pollack, Ph.D. of the Colleges install GPS in school-issued cell phones (www.icasualties.org). Brookings Institution’s Saban Another debate that rages Center for Middle East Policy, By: Victoria Wagner invention. These phones are State University in New among the political parties and stated, “In Iraq, fighters are Guest Writer also equipped with an alarm Jersey is the first to use GPS American citizens is whether receiving training, building system. If any student feels tracking devices. At the uni- President Bush was justified in networks, and becoming fur- Colleges across the country that he or she is in an emer- versity, the feature is rarely his reasons in invade Iraq. ther radicalized-and the U.S. are now installing GPS in gency situation he or she can used and timers get turned on Hussein was labeled a daily occupation there is proving a school issued cell phones. activate the GPS technology only five to ten times a week. threat to the United States , dream recruiting tool for radi- These phones were issued to to instantly alert the campus Following safety precau- other countries, and especially calizing young Muslims students as a result of the police. The police will then tions and being aware of his own country, Iraq. On around the world.” Michael Virginia Tech massacre last receive the reading on a com- one’s surroundings are November 23, 2002, during a Scheuer, a former senior CIA spring. puter screen, followed by a important to a postivite col- national radio address, Bush official and an expert on Al- According to the Pittsburgh dot to locate the person, a lege experience. With this said, “The world is also uniting Qaida, acidly writes that the Post Gazette, not many school photo, and other per- new device, college students to answer the unique and U.S. invasion of Iraq was a schools are using this new sonal details. feel more protected and urgent threat posed by Iraq, dream ‘Christmas present’ for found technology, but many According to the Pittsburgh secure on their college cam- whose dictator has already Bin Laden” (www.usiraqpro- are looking into this new Post Gazette, Montclair puses. used weapons of mass destruc- con.org). Page 2 Opinions January 2008

Panther Desk of the Editor Predilections Extra forms and essays frusterate students By: Kelsey Short “The Common App made apply- dents at Upper St. Clair show which could differ from school What is your New Years Editor-in-Chief ing to college look so much eas- that applying with the Common to school, but essays and short- resolution? ier, but then the process seemed App is a process that is light- answer responses will be The Common Application, a to go on forever. There was so years away from simplified unchangeable (The Associated standardized admissions form much ‘supplemen- (www.com- Press). for college-bound students, is tal material’ that it monapp.org). For these and other inconven- now used by over 300 colleges got to be a little For exam- iences that the Common and universities, and most stu- ridiculous.” ple, the supple- Application presents, many col- dents at Upper St. Clair High By the time some mental material leges and universities are turning School have either heard of it or will finish, they is becoming to the Universal College used it. However pragmatic the will have written increasingly Application instead. More than form is in theory, the Common about a myriad of demanding, as 50 schools are already accepting Application just might be mak- topics about every- more highly this standardized application ing the college admittance thing from giving a selective which seems to concentrate more process much more arduous than simple personal schools are on simplifying rather than com- it should be. statement to beginning to plicating students’ lives but The seniors who are applying describing what accept the requires a fee to use it (www.uni- “ Get a mohawk.” to college are finding out just event of the twenti- Common versalcollegeapp.com). -Evan Pearson how impractical using the eth century has the Application. Just about the only practicality Common App truly is. They most impact on the Also, students that the Common Application Freshman have discovered that there are present day. In any have found out offers, then, is the elimination of supplemental forms and essays case, the extra writ- Senior Kelsey Short, Editor-in- that the answering those repetitive ques- that are required by most institu- ing is a hassle for Chief of The St. Clarion Common tions about a student’s name, tions in addition to the Common the admissions offi- Application address, and parent information. Application. In some cases, stu- cers who must read the essays, Inc., the nonprofit organization For most students, those are the dents are submitting two or three not to mention a hand cramp for that provides the form, will soon confidence-boosters before the essays along with the Common the students who must write prevent them from adjusting essay. Unless students are apply- Application essay to a single them. their essays slightly for different ing to more than 5 schools, they school. The number is more than The Common Application was universities. Students next year should stick with the individual a little excessive and certainly first used in 1975 to simplify the will be able to modify some parts institutional applications to not practical. admissions process for students, of the Common App, such as avoid the pileup of supplemental Senior Kevin Stanson says, but the experiences of many stu- financial-aid intent or major, detritus. Oklahoma teen causes Christmas tragedy

By: JP Gooderham Maurca Kovac of the family before the attack parents onto the streets, which Sports Editor who housed Hawkins said, “He (www.CBSNews.com). surely caused severe psycholog- “Do less homework.” came to us like a little lost Following the shooting, the ical stress, and led to Hawkins On December 5th in Omaha, puppy. He was always very sen- police were able to make it to entering the home of another -Carolyn Bouchek Nebraska, a 19 year old male sitive and caring, always want- the scene within six minutes family. Finally, the failure of the Sophomore went on a shooting rampage ing to know how everybody was from the 911 call, but were adopted mother to respond to without warning. The terrible doing. He just needed a chance unable to help save the eight her son acquiring an automatic consequence seemingly to get on his feet.” men and women who died as a weapon illegally without ques- occurred without any strong She also told result of the tioning is by all means shock- motive, as shoppers looked for reporters that attacks. ing. gifts in department stores while the family Hopefully, the The aftermath of the attack Christmas music played. never saw five individu- was felt nationwide. According In the wake of the shooting, Hawkins as a als still to AllHeadlineNews.com, “The “Eight people were killed and violent man wounded from Von Maur department store five wounded before the shooter during his stay. the attack will opened its doors to shoppers for ended the horror by taking his However, recover quick- the first time [December 21] own life. He left behind a note Omaha World- ly and the fam- since the tragic shooting spree that read, in part, ‘Now I’ll be Herald reports, ilies of those that killed nine people, includ- famous’”“Hawkins and hurt by the ing the gunman, 15 days ago.” (www.CBSNews.com). her sons attacks will be While five men and women The killer, Robert Hawkins, showed her an comforted dur- orignally were wounded soon had lived a life of failures lead- SKS semiauto- ing the after the attack, another victim ing up the attack. According to matic Russian A service in memory of the victims from Christmas sea- died in hospital care to raise the the mall shooting took place at St. John’s “Get all A’s.” the KDTV of Nebraska, military rifle - Church at Creighton University in Omaha, son. total to nine deaths (Associated -Kyle Strotz Hawkins had dropped out of the same type Nebraska, Thursday, December 6, 2007. This murder- Press). According to Junior high school in March of 2006, used in the Candles were lit for victims from suicide sce- FoxNews.com, “After review- but also “recently tried to get shooting. She Wednesday’s shooting. (Jim Barcus/Kansas nario repre- ing surveillance tape, a suicide into the Army but was not said she City Star/MCT) sents another note and Hawkins' last conver- allowed to join. We are told thought the gun belonged to a gross violation of the rights of sations with those close to him, that in October, Hawkins took member of Hawkins’ family. others following a long road of police said they don't know — the “Armed Services Vocational She said she didn’t think much incompetence and failure to and may never know — exactly Aptitude Battery Test.” He did of it - the gun looked too old to respond to a potentially danger- why Hawkins went to the Von poorly on the test and was not work.” ous situation. For one, Hawkins Maur store at Westroads Mall allowed to join the Army.” The suicide note did not lived a life which apparently and shot more than a dozen peo- In fact, Hawkins was no reflect much light as to what was filled with problems in ple.” Thus, it seems that the rea- longer living with his biological triggered the tragedy. However, school, ultimately leading to his son for the destruction will family, having been kicked out Hawkins had broken up with his dropping out during senior year. never be known. Hopefully, the after his failings in high school. girlfriend and was fired from Following the end of his educa- remaining victims will continue However, on The Today Show, McDonalds during the week tion, he was kicked out by his to improve as time continues.

The St. Clairion Sports Editor The St. Clairion staff is The St. Clarion is a forum Upper St. Clair, PA JP Gooderham made up of students who are for student expression. Entertainment Editor committed to producing a news- Opinions expressed in by-lined Amanda Dasdorf “Get a better sense of Editor-In-Chief paper for their fellow students articles are those of the authors, Photography Editor that provides entertainment, not necessarily the entire St. fashon and more popular Kelsey E. Short Assistant Editor-In-Chief Alivia Kandabarow self-expression, and relevant Clairion staff. friends.” Brigid McCabe Staff Writers information in a fair, honest, Letters to the editor are -Liz Bennett Opinions Editors Dalion Townsend thorough, and respectful man- encouraged. All letters should Senior Kirstin Kennedy Greg Schlosser ner. be signed and submitted to The News Editor Photographers The newspaper is financed St. Clairion mailbox in the main Brigid McCabe Rachel von Waldow by the sale of advertisement office. Obscene, libelous, or Amanda Dasdorf Features Editor space to local businesses. otherwise inappropriate letters By: Kirstin Kennedy Kirstin Kennedy Marni Schreiber Advertising rates will be sent to will not be printed. Opinions Editor Sponsor Ms. Caty DeWalt any business upon request. Opinions January 2008 Page 3

St. Clairion Editorial Does National Honor Society represent all the honors students at Upper St. Clair? Panther Upper St. Clair High School school’s state National Honor Honor Society is a prestigious ment of two school-related activ- really is full of bright students. Society committee. In Upper St. tribute to a student’s academic ities, it make students dedicated Predilections We are all very fortunate that we Clair, the minimum grade point and community work. Although to church groups and independ- have the upper-hand over other average required, or the it is looked at as a respected ent sports are knocked out of the What are your winter students across Pennsylvania; Scholarship portion, for admit- group, the main drive for admit- running for a position in the break plans? USC is a great public high school tance to the National Honor tance is the benefit of putting the National Honor Society. For to attend. In fact, U.S News Society is an unweighted 3.5. designation on college applica- example, students may chose to rates Upper St. Clair among its The Student Handbook states tions. This is an understandable play for cup soccer, AU basket- best high schools in the country. that the Character aspect of the action in that hard work should ball, travel baseball, or even an With all the competition in this NHS is based on the ability to give students an edge in the col- independent gymnastics team. school, one group recognizes “willingly… accept recommen- lege admittance process. The The effort, time, and dedication those students who push beyond dations graciously,” meaning issue is that many students, that these students put into these expectations; this group is the that students a re willing to whose hard work in rigorous activities are equal, if not sur- NHS. Prestigious as it may be, accept criticism, the maintenance honors classes proves their dedi- passing, that of school sponsored the group is not an accurate of “principles of morality and cation to academics, are not eli- sports and activities. depiction of the “honor” students ethics,” and the ability to “show gible for NHS, and many stu- The National Honor Society in in our school. Although mem- courtesy, concern, and respect dents, whose work in classes less Upper St. Clair High School, bers surely meet the require- for others.” As far as the Service challenging, are. prestigious as it may be, is not an ments, it is not fair to state that component is concerned, a stu- There is no doubt that many of accurate depiction of the stu- students making all A’s in aca- dent must actively participate in the students who are accepted in dents in this school who are ded- “Be nicer to my excellent demic courses work harder than a minimum of two “school relat- to the NHS are worthy of their icated to Leadership, Service, students that receive A’s and B’s ed” activities and obtain three spot. Even if students meet mini- Character, and Scholarship. It is brother, JP.” in honors and AP courses. service points per year. mal requirements, however, they a shame that hard working stu- -Brooke Gooderham The National Honor Society In fulfilling the requirements are not necessarily the best can- dents in honors courses, applying Freshman was founded in 1921 with the to be admitted into the NHS, the didates. Students who miss the at least an equal amount of effort intent of recognizing an organ- student eligible for admittance unweighted average GPA as a to those who are in academic ized a group of students who must display Leadership by hav- result of receiving B’s in intense classes, just miss the requirement excel in Leadership, Service, ing one teacher recommendation honors courses are robbed of of an unweighted grade point Character, and Scholarship. The that proves the students has dis- their position in the NHS. average and are rejected from basis for entry to this elite group played leadership in the class- Additionally some students are NHS, as are those who dedicate is based on a standard GPA set by room. committed to activities outside their time and energy to worthy the school and the particular Being a member of National of this school. With the require- activities outside of school. Money ruins everything...

By: Greg Schlosser Young instead. on their pursuit of money than worse every year, and every year Staff Writer Since Leinart was supposed to they do on the field! Of course, not we call for a playoff? be selected third. He believed that all athletes follow this money-hun- Well, that will not happen in the Money is such a simple thing. he should get as much as Young gry way. We will always have the near future. Even though you don’t Civics teacher, Mr. Sivillo, once did. The deal was finally worked John Lynchs and Hines Wards of expect it to, money plays a tremen- “Do my Mr. Tressler showed us his disdain by ripping a out; he ended up getting a six-year, this world who focus more on their dous role in the NCAA. If the homework everynight.” ten dollar billion in half. His $51 million contract. This was next opponent than their next NCAA switched to an eight-team -Rocky Pattera attempt was to prove that money is only $7 million less than Young photo shoot. Unfortunately, their playoff, they would lose sponsors, just a simple bargaining tool that is received. Leinart’s arguement is kind is fewer and farther between such as Tostitos, Nokia, FedEx, Sophomore used to trade goods. While he is just one example of what happens these days. and Citi corporation. So while us right in theory, money has a much in pro sports. One place where you don’t diehard football fans call for a bigger impact in real life. Gone are the days when the ath- expect to see money affect sports playoff, we can infer that won’t In sports, it seems that players lete plays for the joy of the game. is in the NCAA. It seems like a happen because money is ruining are constantly asking for more Nowadays, it’s all about who can place where players try their hard- the BCS system. money. The NFL draft is a prime rake in more money than the other est because they have nothing to While money is such a simple example of this nonsense. Matt player. Pro athletes take every lose. This is mainly true, because thing, it has a major impact on the Leinart, a Heisman winner out of chance they can get, whether it is the ones messing up the NCAA sports industry and really all of the USC, was projected to be taken endorsing a product or even star- are the head honchos. You know world. As money seems to drive third in that draft. Instead, that ring in a television show. It’s how that BCS ( Bowl our lives, it seems to have a very team (the Titans) took Vince almost as if they spend more time Championship Series) system gets negative impact on our society.

“Be less judgmental.” -Anne Winters Junior

“Join the football team!” -Neilson Charlie Muarry Senior

By: Kirstin Kennedy Opinions Editor News Page 4 January 2008 Oprah faces criticism for school scandal The U.S. Deals With Russia By: JP Gooderham South Africa, was suspended in oric to me, I take their futures very Sports Editor connection with allegations involv- seriously” (Associated Press). By: Alivia Kandabarow ing Putin in 2001 in Slovenia, ing indecent assault and soliciting Also, Oprah quickly responded Photography Editor that he “had looked the man in In early 2007, Oprah Winfrey, under-age girls to commit indecent to the incident by sending a team to the eye” and “found him to be ultra-successful talk show host and acts.” the school in South Africa in hope For 200 years, the United very trustworthy and straight- businesswoman, embarked on the of ending any other abusive situa- States and Russia have been forward.” The world was quest to give young African girls a tions. grinning and bearing it through assured that both men were chance at a great education. In a According to CBS News, “A a complex relationship. In the seemingly fond of each other continent plagued by political team of three investigators, led by U.S. and Russia’s situation, when they heard the news that unrest and some of the world’s most Robert Farley, commander of the both sides have been through it President Putin was the first serious economic problems, Oprah Child Exploitation Unit of the Cook all together. From when Russia person to personally express hopes to lend a hand in helping in County Sheriff’s Office, flew from first sold Alaska to The U.S. in his commiseration for the U.S. the development of the continent’s the United States and spent a week the 19th century, to the Cold immediately after September next leaders. interviewing students and staff. War, to the “kiss-and-make- 11th (www.NPR.com) The Oprah Winfrey Academy for Winfrey preceded the investigators, up” period post-Soviet-Union, Since 2001, Russia has built Girls was born based around this accompanied by Dr. Perry, and she Russia and America have had up its economy and is finess- concept. According to The spoke to all of the girls personally, their share of agreements and ing back into a world power. Telegraph, “The facilities at the 28- encouraging any who had been disagreements The U.S., particularly Bush, building, high-security campus in harmed to come forward.” (www.state.gov). has been having a hard time Henley-on-Klip, south of Of course, the public was very Today two strong presidents holding onto those personal Johannesburg, including computer Oprah Winfrey speaks to a crowd of surprised by the story. For one, the lead each country, George W. ties with Putin and Russia. and science laboratories, a library 29,000 people during a campaign stop school was financed by Oprah on a Bush in the U.S. and Vladimir Shortly after meeting, Russia for Sen. Barack Obama at Williams- and a theatre, are second to none, Brice Stadium in Columbia, South $40 million dollar initial donation. Putin in Russia. Recently we helped spearhead an interna- and the teaching was meant to pre- Carolina, Sunday, December 9, 2007. Accordingly, it seems that Oprah have seen both men lash out tional protest against the U.S. pare the girls, who will eventually (C. Aluka Berry/The State/MCT) took numerous precautions to towards one another even involvement in Iraq. In return, number 450, to become leaders of ensure the safety of the students, though they continue to play the U.S. accused Russia of their society.” Quickly, Oprah held a press con- including building an extremely the role of two pals (NPR.com) using its oil supply to black- However, despite the early suc- ference to explain both her emo- well protected campus in South Before both men came to mail to its eastern European cess of the school, a story of abuse tional and practical response to the Africa. Despite the fact that Oprah their presidency, Russia and neighbor countries when by one of the school’s matrons allegations and suspension, saying, exercises little direct control over the U.S. were on a post- Russia cut off its energy sup- quickly circulated through interna- “When I first heard about it I spent the school, many individuals associ- breakup cool down from the ply to former Soviet Union tional media. According to CBS, about half an hour crying, moving ate the abuse problem with her lead- fall of the Soviet Union in country, Georgia “[A] 27-year-old dormitory matron from room to room in my house, I ership. Thankfully, it seems that 1991. At that time, President (www.NPR.com). at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership took it very personally. Those girls Oprah’s school will remain open to Clinton and Russian President Russia’s freshest bone to Academy south of Johannesburg, are like my children. That’s not rhet- educate part of Africa’s future. Boris Yeltsin were friends and pick with the U.S. is the U.S.’s on a mutual playing ground. plans to implicate a missile Competitive eating leagues make an altruistic pledge to hunger Even then President Bush defense system over glared suspicious eyes at Washington DC. The U.S., Russia. The suspicion was claiming the defense system to By: Rachel von Waldow tive. Donations from other letes. Infamous hot dog swal- taken even further, after Bush be just a shield, aims their fear News Editor eating leagues, clients and lowing champ, Joey Chestnut, was elected president, when he towards North Korea and Iran. fans have been pouring in. and legendary sweet corn expelled 50 Russian diplomats However, Russia interprets the On November 23, 2007, the Already, over $50,000 has champ, Adam “Crazy Legs” from Washington D.C. on plans as offensive to Russia’s International Federation of been given to Second Harvest Conti are among many com- accusations of spying national security. With a Competitive Eating (IFCE) and the American Red Cross. petitive eaters who have made (www.NPR.com). stronger economy and its rise and Major League Eating In addition to relying on donations to the hunger fund President Bush was finally to becoming a aworld power, (MLE) teamed up to reach a donations, the IFCE and the of unknown amounts. able to come to a true realiza- some speculate that Russia is goal of raising $500,000 MLE will be holding a num- Rising competitive eating tion of his outlook on Russia now taking on similar charac- before the new year to donate ber of fundraisers and promo- champion Patrick Bertoletti when he was acquainted with teristics from the Soviet to hunger charities. The two tions within the upcoming has jumped on the charitable Putin in 2001 in Slovenia’s Union. Putin will soon retire eating leagues pledge to months, all to raise money in bandwagon. Bertoletti, who is capital of Ljubljana. This meet from his presidency but hints match donations up to the hope of reaching their most famous for his impres- and greet between Bush and at still trying to hold some $10,000(www.eatfests.com). goal (www.ifoce.com). sive performance at “Feel the Putin occurred only two years power to his name: being Under the leadership of MLE president, Richard Heat” Jalapeño Eating after the U.S. got angry at elected Prime Minister. The Michael DeVito (Director of Shea explains, “We hope to Challenge in Chicago, Russia for NATO’s bombing of U.S. and Russia relations only IFOCE Philanthropy) the eat- encourage hundreds of indi- Illinois, donated $1,000 of his the former Soviet country, look to take a turn for the ing leagues hope to expand viduals and organizations to $5,000 prize to the cause Georgia (www.NPR.com). worse in the future the reach of hunger-related give to hunger charities dur- (www.ifoce.com). Bush described, after meet- (www.NPR.com). efforts, by increasing volun- ing this campaign. A very In order to draw attention to teering at food banks and small donation can feed thou- those in New York City who Italian desserts, such as $10,000 in donations to The food kitchens and collecting sands of people, and we will go hungry, Tim “Eater X” tiramisu and canola, his Food Bank For New York donations of food and finan- use our platform to help com- Janus ate an entire Thanksgiving performance City, which will use the cial resources to support bat hunger” (www.major- Thanksgiving dinner, enough impressed masses. money to provide 30,000 charitiesleaugeeating.com). food to comfortably feed a Majorleaugeeating.com meals to those affected by (www.ifocegives.com). The philanthropic spirit of family of ten, in a mere fif- reports, “This Thanksgiving hunger” (www.major- The public has responded the leagues has trickled down teen minutes. Though Janus is stunt served as a platform for leaugeeating.com). tremendously to this initia- to the competitive eating ath- best know for speed-eating. Apparent child abduction attempt in Upper St. Clair neighborhood frightens residents

By: Kelsey Short Drives. The children’s mother Serrapere, who is also a resident the police a week after the safe walking procedures that Editor-in-Chief immediately contacted the of Upper St. Clair, says that the encounter, saying that the inci- students of any age should fol- Upper St. Clair Police children described the driver dent was only a joke low: At approximately 3:00 p.m. Department and filed a full more specifically as “a man with (www.uscsd.k12.pa.us). 1. Do not approach the car. on November 16, 2007, an report of what had occurred. dark hair and a tan complexion.” Superintendent Dr. O’Toole 2. Immediately run to a safe apparent child abduction The police also conducted a Serrapere continues, “There has asked that teachers, espe- place. attempt was made on two Baker neighborhood canvass as an was a second person in the car. cially those who teach younger 3. Inform a parent or adult of the Elementary School students additional part of the investiga- My nephew couldn’t tell if it children, review safe walking incident. when they were walking home tion. was a man with long hair or a procedures to and from their 4. Contact the police immediate- after getting off the school bus. Senior Jillian Rodgers reacts woman.” The police later con- school bus stops if any real ly. The children reportedly ran to the news of the abduction firmed that there was a second threat were made by a driver to a 5. Try to give a good description home to their mother and attempt: “It’s hard for a lot of person in the vehicle, but the student (www.uscsd.k12.pa.us). of the individual and the vehicle. informed her that a male driver people to believe that this sort of children could not identify In the event that a student is Dr. O’Toole asks that commu- tried to persuade them to get thing can happen in such a safe whether the passenger was a approached by a stranger in a car nity residents contact him or the into his vehicle by offering the place like Upper St. Clair. I’m male or female. when walking to or from the bus police department if they need children candy. The encounter glad that those kids are safe and Though the police initially stop, the police department in additional information or have happened near the corner of that they knew what to do.” had no leads in the case, two collaboration with the superin- any questions concerning this Lattidome and Shenandoah The children’s aunt, Jodi teenagers turned themselves into tendent has compiled a list of unpleasant incident. January 2008 Features Page 5 Change the World 2007 does just what its name says Teacher’s Lounge By: Kelsey Short in the Middle East. main road. Molly McCann, who Editor-in-Chief Junior Kate Lester says, “It was was driving the car at the time, hit nice to spend time with the little the curb in the poorly-lit traffic American cultural anthropolo- kids, but it was also good because turnaround. The car flipped, gist Margaret Mead teaches, we were doing something for the landing on its roof. The girls “Never doubt that a small group troops who can’t be with their escaped the crash site, which was of thoughtful, committed citizens families over the holidays.” a grim sight to those who arrived Go technological with Mr. Kallis can change the world. Indeed, it Juniors Sami Pollak, Lane, first at the scene, without any By: Brigid McCabe is the only thing that ever has.” It Lohman, and Sally Gerwel col- injuries. Asst. Editor-in-Chief Jogging every day for about four is up to us, today’s up-and-com- lected donated inactive or broken Senior Jen Findle says, “In the miles to burn off the cookie ing generation, to begin to change cell phones to raise money to emergency room, we found out 1. Why did you decide to teach calories. I will probably play the world we live in. The Honors send to Darfur. The girls organ- from the doctors that there had graphic design and CAD? my base guitar with my twin English 11 classes have taken an ized a drop-off place in the high been a lot of car accidents at the brother. We used to be in a impressive initiative to reach out school library for students to same traffic circle because of I took a course in my senior band, but now it’s kind of hard to the community and the world donate their used cell phones. how bad the lighting there was” year of high school in Black & with schedules and kids. at large. Posters displaying the details Nothing had ever been done to White and Color Photography. Some students have sought of the many Change the World resolve the issue, that is before We took photos from a conven- 5. What would you do with a local volunteer opportunities, 2007 projects are being displayed Molly, Sam, and Jen had their tional camera and developed, million dollars? such as at St. Clair hospital, the in the main lobby of the high accident. The three girls felt a cropped, and composed them. Township Library, nursing school. sense of responsibility for mak- Then I went to college for tech- I wouldn’t be greedy. At this homes, and organizations that Former Honors English 11 stu- ing sure that no one ever got into nology, which included graphic time in my life, I don’t need a support the American troops dents remember the great impact an accident there again. design, engineering, power tech- lot of things – I’m not material- abroad. Others worked at soup that this project had on their lives For their Change the World nology, and so forth. It’s all real istic. I would help organizations kitchens in Pittsburgh and at the and the world. Seniors Molly project, they fundraised and col- world stuff. I like to tinker with cancer research and aid Greater Pittsburgh Area Food McCann, Sam Jones, Jen Findle, lected over $2,500 to make light- around. needy families, whose luck has- Bank. No matter where the stu- and Jen Rudolph who partook in ing improvements to the traffic n’t gone their way. And I would dents volunteered or what their the Change the World 2006 proj- circle so that the area is less acci- 2. Word association: not buy a sports car! area of impact on the world, the ect last year, went above and dent-prone. In August, the girls students were extremely willing beyond what most students did were presented with a Certificate Ink – Black 6. What do you do for fun in to get out there and get involved. for their projects. of Recognition for their efforts. Computer – Apple your spare time? Juniors B.J. Griffith, Kate Last October, the girls were Students this year had big Love – Wife Lester, Chrissy Rocjewiz, and driving in South Park on shoes to fill since last year’s pro- Dance party – American Band Spare time is such an on-off Matt Reynolds went to a daycare Corrigan Drive when they ject’s outstanding outcome, but Stand thing because of work. I enjoy center to make cards with the entered the dark traffic circle they took the call to action to model railroading; I develop the young kids to send to the troops toward the middle of the park’s heart. 3. What would you change blue print and build it. I would about USCHS if you had the also like to learn how to fly chance? remote control airplanes. And USC Serves is serving up fun this year again, I still play the guitar. We live in a technological By: Greg Schlosser spring and set up a fundraiser those who are facing a tough world, and the majority of stu- 7. Favorite book? Staff Writer which will allow the kids can times in their lives. dents here really don’t really get participate in the Olympics as From the beginning of the involved in technology. They I, Q by John De Lancie. The If students want to get well. While all the club members school year, Kushner has tried to are great game players, but they fictional character has great lack knowledge with actual soft- power, but then he, as a person involved in the community, USC and the Boyce students are hav- emphasize the thought that com- ware. The school needs to have or entity, is tested as a greater Serves may be the best option. ing fun during the fundraiser, all munity service can be fun. One a technology requirement. power. Q, the character is from Sponsored by Dr. Ghilani, USC the money received will go to a thing that makes community Star Trek. It’s really good; I Serves is a club that meets every good cause. service so special is the fact that 4. What are your winter break read it every winter break. other Wednesday and does a Besides the USC Olympics, students can enjoy doing it for plans? wide variety of activities. USC Serves will also be going to themselves, as well as others. “[USC Serves is] a community Eisenhower next spring to tie- According to Kushner, every iPhone glitches worked out service organization that looks to dye t-shirts for the kids. The club high school student should join, better the community at the same members will teach the students because “it’s a good way to get By: Alivia Kandabarow should have thought twice time as creating exciting activi- how to tie-dye, then all the par- community service hours and to Photography Editor before having pre-night- ties for the members and recipi- ticipants will make two shirts. have fun at the same time as release campouts in front of ents in the community,” says club One of the shirts will be for the helping out the community.” Last June, the techi world Apple and AT&T stores. A president Sidney Kushner. student, and one will be donated Indeed, USC Serves is a club snatched up 520,000 debu- month after its release the So far, the club has two big to a boy or girl at Children’s that everyone should have a tant iPhones in just twenty phone was remarketed at activities planned for the year. Hospital. chance to experience. Whether it four hours and never looked $400. Apple offered many of One activity is the first USC The club still plans to focus on is visiting nursing homes or tie- back. When Apple and AT&T its customers who bought the Olympics. Participants will go to visiting nursing homes and chil- dying shirts, USC Serves will be teamed up to generate this phone for $500 a $100 rebate Boyce Middle School in the dren’s hospital to spend time with sure to please every student. dream-like telephoning, mp3 (www.CHRON.com). playing, web-surfing, and The phone was poorly cor- The Upper St. Clair theater program establishes a stronghold as a classic anything-your-mind can roborated as the most “user- imagine device, they were friendly smart phone” device By: Kirstin Kennedy incorporated into the curriculum. Hagen. Participants learned how just a few errors off from when NBC’s Today Show co- Opinions Editor Last year the course was a semes- to work from within themselves making the wireless world host, Meredith Vieira tried to ter long, but this year it runs from to translate a piece onto the stage. hassle-free at your fingertips receive a call from her co- There are three archways that September to June. This allows Using sensory research and trust (www.Globalftechforum.com host Matt Lauer in London make up the physical structure of the students to further enhance activities, the high school actors ). and failed to answer the Upper St. Clair High School.. their discovery of theater. The learned how to up the ante and The most prevalent of incoming call (www.mobile- Theses arches are symbolic of the class is not solely an acting class, work in the way that a profession- glitches in the first genera- gadgetnews.com). three components that exist in this but rather incorporates the song, al actor would. At the end, each tion iPhone is the case-sealed However, if you look school: Academics, Athletics, and dance, and art of theater. participant put on either a mono- battery. Once an iPhone closely at prerelease market- Arts. In each area the staff mem- Although the class is not a profes- logue or a short two-person dia- holder uses up its bank of ing for the iPhone, all these bers and student body strive for sional, New York City company logue that took each actor out of 400 recharge cycles accord- small slip ups seemed to have perfection. The Academic and class, it is still extremely benefi- their typical comfort zone. ing to Apple, the battery may been anticipated by Apple Athletic arches are old classics at cial to the students. Teacher Ms. In the past year and a half the need to be replaced. This and AT&T. The phone was our school. Upper St. Clair is Millivac translates her experi- Upper St. Clair stage has per- glitch positions iPhoners in a barely advertised on the known for its strong value of edu- ences and knowledge to the stu- formed a killer Fall Play, Oscar tight situation on having to internet; this move saved cation and the tight grasp that in dents which will only strengthen Wilde’s The Importance of Being be without the phone for a both Apple’s money and rep- Western Pennsylvania athletics. the theater program at Upper St. Earnest, an intense show of few days while sending it in utation that was on the line. The Arts archway, however, is a Clair. It is important that the cur- Sondheim’s Into the Woods, and to replace the battery or get- Apple barely spoke about the growing entrance. Both the riculum now offers a class that the unique play Feiffer’s People ting back an entire new iPhone, leaving customers music and art departments of the involves theater, for in previous written by cartoonist Jules Arts component of our school do years it was a relatively unad- Feiffer. These three shows, device (www.Forbes.com). salivating for any type of well in all activities and fall on dressed art. including various monologues Furthermore, when 1,800 gossip about the phone’s fea- the standard of a USC classic. Along with the class, students and a brief skits performed by the Apple and AT&T stores ran tures to rant about. The The theater department is where were offered a two-week inten- acting class and summer work- dry of phones by the follow- iPhone’s marketing launch is all the new action is going on. sive summer acting workshop shop, have lifted the art of theater ing Sunday after its release, one of the most anticipated Previously, students interested early this past summer. The class, higher in the tradition of USC. Apple price tagged the phone product launches of our in theater participated in the taught by Fall Play and Spring From now on may the middle at $599. Trend hungry cus- decade. CHRON.com ranks Spring Musical and occasionally Musical director, Ponny archway, the Art’s arch can be tomers who wanted to king the launch among Microsoft in the Fall Play as well. But as of Conomos, was taught with the known for its strong theater pro- themselves on of the firsts to Window’s 95 and Sony’s last year, a theater class was book Respect for Acting by Uta gram at Upper St. Clair. possess the coveted phone Playstation 3. Features Page 6 January 2008

How to avoid the ever-persistent flu Classes for students who want to prepare for college By: Marni Schreiber If the flu shot is not right for By: Dallion L. Townsend Home economics is a good class interested in being the next Features Editor you, there are other easy ways to Staff Writer for certain people, but it’s not the Emeril Lagassee, Foods would a avoiding catching the flu. One of best class for someone looking to better fit for you than The winter brings with it white the simplest ways to keep away For many students here at pursue a career in the theater arts. Accounting. snow, school delays, and many from this illness is by washing presents, but at the same time, a your hands. Mary L. Gavin, M.D Upper St. Clair High School, the According to Mrs. Buel, Other classes are highly rec- winter inherently brings illness. from kidshealth.org says eleventh and twelfth grade years Speech Class is probably one of ommended courses in college One disease that may affect stu- “Washing your hands is the best are filled with the mass confusion the better choices for students such as Sociology and dents is the flu. way to stop germs from spread- of the SATs, ACTs, PSSAs, and since it can be applied to so many Psychology. Advanced According to the Mayo Clinic ing.” the college search. fields in your post high-school Placement and International staff, “Influenza is the viral infec- Washing your hands may seem tion that sickens millions of peo- trivial, but doing so may keep It is true that colleges are look- years. Then again, maybe she Baccalaureate classes, with good ple each year and has the poten- you from getting sick. By taking ing for high test scores on the big suggested that we take Speech grades in those classes, attract tial to cause serious complica- a minute or so to wash your tests and an impressive GPA, but because she teaches the subject, more attention from colleges. tions.” It sounds bad, but don’t hands or use hand sanitizer colleges look for something more but it is still a good idea to take If you were in a situation worr., There are many easy ways before lunch can help prevent than just that. They also look at the class anyway because it where you have the same GPA to help avoid getting this l sick- germs and illness from spreading. nessAnother easy way to avoid the the types of courses students take teaches good communication and SAT score as someone else, (www.mayoclinic.com/health). flu is to get sufficient sleep. in high school. Classes you skills. but you picked more career ori- The flu seems to have been Getting seven to nine hours of would have to take in college, If you’re going to college for ented classes, colleges would be spreading like wildfire these past sleep a night can help keep your such as Sociology, are good sub- Business Management, try taking more willing to accept you over few years. According to Vincent immune system up. Not keeping stitutes for the “EZ-A” class. As a Keyboarding Class or the other student. The counsel- Iannelli, M.D from a healthy sleep pattern can lower pediatrics.about.com, “The flu your immune system and reduce the character Seth from Superbad Entrepreneurship class instead of ing office can provide valuable season a few years ago was one your immune response said, “Everybody knows this Woodshop. If you want to be a information about which colleges of the worst in recent years. In (www.health.discovery.com). class (Home Economics) is an carpenter, take Architecture or specialize in certain fields. addition to an early start, wide- Avoiding friends who have the easy A class!” Not true Seth. Woodshop over Foods. If you’re spread cases across the United virus is another simple way to States, a strain of flu going reduce your chances of catching around that was not included in the flu. If you know that your Thrift stores add culture to Pittsburgh that year’s vaccine, and multiple friend is getting sick, make sure cases of children dying from flu, not to share food or drink with By: Brigid McCabe ries trendy clothing that looks “I went against my will, hav- there were also shortages of flu them, and always wash your Asst. Editor-in-Chief new but lacks the hefty prices ing a preconceived notion shots.” hands after spending time with of stores such as Urban about consignment stores, and One easy way to avoid obtain- them. ing this sickness is by getting the It may be flu season, but that “It’s good for the economy, it Outfitters and Hollister. I ended up buying a bunch of flu shot. According to the Mayo does not mean you have to catch keeps forlorn objects out of the “Avalon is my favorite stuff. It’s not as bad as you Clinic Staff, “A flu shot is the disease. If the flu shot is not landfill, and it makes you feel because it has a pretty large may think,” Herisko com- between 70 percent and 90 per- available, try any of these tips to cent effective in warding off ill- help you stay healthy during the good,” writes author Al Hoff of selection. You could buy a ments. ness.” winter months. Thrift Score on thrift shopping. coat, a camisole, or a pair of Other Pittsburgh thrift Besides the economic, envi- closed-toed shoes, or all of options include Trader Jack’s 10 winter fashions girls should consider ronmental, and biological that, in fact, because it’s pretty Flea Market, where anyone can implications, thrift shopping inexpensive,” says senior open their car trunks and sell By: Alivia Kandabarow 2. Snake and Reptile Skin – offers a wide variety of cute Emily Kauffelt who plans to items they do not want any- Photography Editor Don’t be afraid. Try this shiny, clothing, jewelry, furniture, major in fashion design in col- more. As the saying goes, durable print in bags, shoes, or and other rare items that will lege. “One man’s trash is another 10. Pencil Skirts – Whether you accessories. wipe away any doubt of shop- Consignment shops such as man’s treasure.” This is a good wear it in solid dark colors or ping for “used stuff.” Good Will and Salvation Army option for people who want to bold patterns, pencil skirts are 1. Boots – you can never have Many Pittsburgh store own- help the needy but also present both buy and sell used goods. being worn not only in the too many. This year boots are ers, however, prefer the term a vast collection of used items, Pittsburgh offers a wide vari- office. coming in more colors and more “previously owned” because including furniture. Senior ety of ways to shop and get 9. White Blouse – This item is sizes. From metallic, knee high most of what thrift stores have Olivia Herisko found brand more for your money. Skip the clean, sharp, simple, and com- boots to Kate Moss’s for sale are only gently worn. new lawn chairs at Good Will mall and go thrift. For a list of pliments almost any outfit. Minnetonka’s you can find any Avalon, a large resale shop in the first time she ever stepped stores, visit pittsburgh.city- style to fit yours. Squirrel Hill, for example, car- foot in the store. search.com. 8. Leggins – Try opaque dark colors or sheer black. Stay away An Upper St. Clair alumnus looks back and discusses easing into college from bright, loud colors this winter. By: Brigid McCabe new friends.” so what was helpful because col- until their sophomore years to Asst. Editor-in-Chief One aspect of college life that lege teachers stress exigency in pledge. Going Greek is a great Nash forewarns is the amount of writing.” way to personalize the college 7. Big, Chunky Sweaters- The Former Upper St. Clair High studying. With challenging As a journalism major, Nash experience, but is not the right fit key thing to remember is: The School student and current midterms and finals in nearly views the high school English for some people. However, if Bigger The Better. You can try University of Maryland sopho- every course, not to mention var- classes as impressive and essen- one is social, the mixers, grab-a- more Jeff Nash eases anxious ious tests in between, many col- tial. Keeping papers from high dates, Homecoming, and Greek any variation of fabric, color, or upperclassman’s fears by reflect- lege freshmen find themselves school classes that feature organ- Week are the perfect opportuni- pattern, just let it be big. ing on the similarities and differ- unprepared. ization, grammar, thesis, and ties to meet new people. ences of college and high school. “As a freshman and sopho- style basics will especially aid in Before students can decorate 6. Trench Coat – Forget your Nash drives home the idea that more at USCHS, finals for paper writing, of which Nash their dorm rooms, pledge, or Upper St. Clair High School’s underclassmen were not manda- says will be a daily routine at study for a tough final, they need corduroy jacket from high academic standards are tory. My junior year finals were college. to choose the colleges that are Abercrombie & Fitch 2002. helpful because students need to in 50 minute classes so they were Most high school students right for them. Because most From short, to mid-length, to be prepared for college-level just regular tests, and my senior wonder about partying, a word seniors have sent in their appli- extra long, your trench coat can expectations. “Both are similar year I had already gotten into that often goes hand in hand with cations, the final step is the deci- in that, at least at my college, colleges and wasn’t going to college. “The truth is, yeah, sion process. Though some may be worn in any color to accentu- most people are pretty driven to stress myself out over finals. I most people do like to party on have felt that they were trying to ate your waist line and stay be successful, and a lot of people had no idea how much studying the weekends (Thursday often court colleges into accepting warm. in Upper St. Clair were like that was going to be necessary to do counts as weekends for a lot of them, now is their time to make too,” Nash states. well on a college final,” Nash college kids), and the type and the colleges work for their final At the same time, the atmos- says. degree of partying is really dif- enrollments. 5. Scarves- take it as you want. pheres could not be more differ- Thankfully, Upper St. Clair, ferent for each school. College Nash says, “They [students] ent. Where high schoolers hold with the help of a Finals students are a special breed, should definitely visit; you need 4. Wide Legged Trousers – It’s the same cliques dear that Committee, has implemented a though; they can party all night to get a feel for the campus and okay to be a boy once in awhile. they’ve kept through middle more regimented finals system and then make it to their 8 AM the people there. If you have any school and high school, college since Nash’s departure. Still, class,” jokes Nash. friends at a school you’re inter- These pants will make your legs freshman are forced to interact college calls for numerous days In terms of living, Jeff Nash ested in, staying the night and put Victoria’s Secret Fashion with different types of people. of studying before a course comments that college dorms meeting their friends is a smart Models to shame. If you really Nash believes that the freshman examination, whereas the aver- could never compare to our bed- thing to do.” want to rough it up, try grey. soon find that befriending every- age high school student studies rooms in Upper St. Clair: Though Nash adores his col- one makes the college experi- for only one or two days, on “Dorms are small, but girl dorms lege experience, he advises one ence so much more satisfying. average. end up being nice, clean, and to enjoy his or her senior year at 3. Purple- Purple is the color of Nash comments, “College is However, Nash says, writing decorated because that’s the way Upper St. Clair High School. “I the season. From shoes, to skirts, different than USC because peo- will be a breeze for students: girls are. Guys, not so much....” miss the small things such as to bracelets, to bags, purple will ple haven’t known each other for “The main area high school pre- As a member of the fraternity being able to guess how much years and years before high pared me for was writing. The Tau Kappa Epsilon, Nash advis- my frozen yogurt will cost and give you a royal appeal. school, and most people are teachers emphasis on the tell me, es that people should get situated watching the videos on the style to fit yours. more open-minded with making show me, and most importantly their freshman years and wait morning announcement.” January 2008 Sports Page 7

Game of Shadows takes more hits from Congress By: JP Gooderham mer, was indicted for per- after the publication of drugs, but intervene in the league’s Sports Editor jury as a result of steroids. “Game of Shadows,” a anti-doping policy. According to ESPN.com, book by two San Francisco According to T.J. Quinn and Professional sports has a long “The indictment, culminat- Chronicle reporters about Mark Fainaru-Wada of ESPN.com, history of being involved in cheat- ing a four-year investigation Bonds’ alleged steroid use. the “Mitchell Report” will “Allow ing, ranging from the New England into steroid use by elite ath- The rise in power in the greater transparency in the pro- Patriots being accused of taping letes, charged Bonds with 1990s, which drew nation- gram, such as naming the drugs opponents’games in the NFL to the four counts of perjury and al attention when Mark that players test positive for. Some NBA’s conflict with referees being one of obstruction of justice. McGwire and Sammy players try to dodge responsibility involved in gambling. However, by If convicted, he could be Sosa chased Roger Maris’ for positive tests by saying they far, the world of sports has taken sentenced to a maximum of single-season record in the unwittingly took a tainted diet sup- the biggest blow from the use of 30 years in prison.” Great Home Run Race of plement. Certain drugs could not steroids in Major League Baseball. However, while the 1998, was accompanied by possibly have come from supple- The steroid issue in baseball has destruction of Barry Bonds’ a rise in suspicion” ments, but because baseball does- been a favorite in the media and in career was a tough problem (Associated Press). n’t name the substances it discov- Congressional meetings for years, for the MLB to overcome, The “Mitchell Report,” ers, the press and public can’t as baseball’s greatest sluggers the publishing of the which has become a determine whether the player is faced accusations from former “Mitchell Report” will hurt household name in the telling the truth.” Of course, the friends and peers. For one, base- the league much worse. Former San Francisco Giants superstar Barry Bonds pleaded lives of hardcore baseball news of the players involved was ball’s image in the public eye was “[Senate majority leader not guilty on federal perjury charges at the Phillip Burton fans, would not only name shocking to many, which included Federal Courthouse in San Francisco, California, on Friday, soiled in November when Barry George] Mitchell was hired December 7, 2007. (Mathew Sumner/San Mateo County dozens of players as being future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Bonds, who won the league’s all- by [baseball commissioner Times/MCT) involved in illegal use of Clemens. time homerun title during the sum- Bud] Selig in March 2006 performance enhancing College football heats up during the late season America emerges victorious in Davis Cup By: Maggie Overstreet and Blake swiftly beat their oppo- By: JP Gooderham West Virginia immediately enabled an entirely new cham- Guest Writer nents. In the quarterfinals, USA Sports Editor falling fast in the rankings and pionship scenario to take place got a chance to rematch Spain, a BCS system, the loss opened (www.ESPN.com). The Davis Cup, a major inter- loss the USA team took in 2004. On December 1st, 2007, it the door to many other nation- According to ESPN, Ohio national tennis tournament, ended This time was different: USA was quite clear that the 2007 al championship hopefuls. In State will face off against on December 2, 2007, with the played on their court of choice United States’ team finishing on and beat Spain. Subsequently, season of college football this loss, not only were players Louisiana State in the national top. Team USA consisted of pros they moved on to the semis. would finish as a season of and fans of WVU drowned by championship game on January Andy Roddick, James Blake, Bob The semifinals were intense upsets: once mighty Michigan an unbelievable disappoint- 7th in New Orleans. Of course, Bryan, Mike Bryan, and coach with Blake losing to Johansson in fell to a former Division 1-AA ment, but the coach even faced the fact that the game will be Patrick McEnroe. In the final a tight set tiebreaker. The Bryan cupcake, Stanford beat the major psychological stress. played in LSU’s home state match, the U.S. faced off against brothers sealed a win; the rest was most dominant team of this John Raby, sports writer for could put surprising pressure Russia. The Davis Cup is an up to Roddick. Roddick pulled century, Southern California, the Associated Press, wrote, on Ohio State, who comes into important tennis tournament himself together and slammed a and even powerhouse Notre “[Coach Rich Rodriguez] the game ranked first in the where each country puts together win against Bjorkman in straight Dame blew through their worst admitted having two sleepless BCS system. a team of their best players to sets, guaranteeing the USA’s season ever. However, nights following Saturday’s In the Orange Bowl, Kansas play other national teams. Each appearance in the final. December 1st, the final night loss to Pittsburgh that resulted defeated Virginia Tech after round of play between two teams Bob Bryan substituted consists of five intense matches. Roddick in one singles match, of college football’s regular in West Virginia (10-2) playing losing their shot at the Roddick has been a member losing to Tursanov in close sets. season, was supposed to pro- No. 3 Oklahoma (11-2) on Jan. National Championship in the of the USA Davis Cup team since The crowd was hushed. Blake vide some relief to sports fans. 2 instead of facing top-ranked final game of the season. 2001. Astonishingly, he is still and Roddick won their singles For one, West Virginia Ohio State (11-1) in the nation- West Virginia took out its undefeated in Davis Cup match- matches. The Bryan brothers University’s Mountaineers al championship game in New anger on the Oklahoma es. Blake has battled through ten- clinched a victory as doubles were officially a shoe-in to Orleans on Jan. 7” (www. Sooners in the Fiesta Bowl, nis slumps and near- paralysis to partners, the crowd holding its play in the national champi- Yahoo.com). despite having its coach leave secure his spot on the Davis Cup breath knowing what was com- onship in January. In addition to West the team to join the Michigan team. The Bryan brothers are the ing. USA had won 4-1! However, the “relief” for Virginia’s surprising upset, the Wolverines. The Sooners were No. 1 doubles team in the world, The USA members refused to sports fans was quickly spoiled Missouri Tigers, who entered overwhelmed by a strong per- one win away from tying the dou- touch the trophy until they had bles record with John McEnroe rightfully won it. Finally, in the as Pitt marched into West the Big Ten Conference formance from the title con- and Peter Fleming. midst of red, white, and blue con- Virginia with a vengeance, Championship ranked first in tenders. In the opening rounds of the fetti, the Davis Cup champions ultimately beating West the nation, were destroyed by In the Rose Bowl, Southern Davis Cup, doubles Mike and held the trophy high for all to see. Virginia in quite possibly the the Oklahoma Sooners. The California destroyed the at- Bob Bryan beat Davydenko and Their names are etched into the most shocking upset of the losses of the first and second large bid entry, Illinois Andreev with solid game play. trophy and USA has its 32nd 2007 season. Of course, by ranked team, by all means, Fighting Illini. Following up, singles Roddick Davis Cup title. 2007 rookie class has been a rollercoaster ride Fourth seed Steelers bow out of playoffs early By: Greg Schlosser Miami Dolphins passed up on By: Dallion L. Townsend appearance, taking the third seed in Mathis on back to back passing plays. Staff Writer highly touted quarterback Brady Quinn to select Ginn. With that Staff Writer the AFC by winning the weak AFC the first interception was run back for Usually for NFL teams, it pick, the Dolphins (as of week West. They faced off with sixth seed six and the second INT was brought takes at least three to four years eleven) are 0-11, with Ginn hav- The Pittsburgh Steelers are in one Tennesee who hadn’t seen playoff back 21 yards until a coach’s chal- for a rookie to develop. But, this ing only 15 receptions for 240 of the toughest divisions in the NFL, action since 2003, when they defeated lenge showed that Mathis was hit year’s rookie class has been yards and one touchdown. the AFC North. Winning games with- the Steelers in a gut-wrenching over- incidentally by Roehtlisberger’s more than stellar. With stars such Meanwhile the Browns (who in their division is a feat within itself, time divisional game. LT and young intended receiver Najeh Davenport. as Patrick Willis and Adrian drafted Quinn) are 7-4. Peterson, this season could make However, the most disap- let alone leading the division down quarterback Philip Rivers plan to The third interception was intercepted for one of the greatest rookie pointing pick in the draft so far the playoff stretch. By winning the upset Manning and Super Bowl win- by rookie nose tackle Derek Landri. classes of all time. has to be the first overall pick division, they earned themselves the ning coach Tony Dundgy But Ben has set franchise records Adrian Peterson has made a JaMarcus Russell. Built like a fourth seed in the AFC playoffs. The Pittsburgh Steelers won the all year long and he has lead his team fantastic case for Offensive linebacker, Russell is a strong, However, the AFC East was lead AFC North and played a rematch of back from defecits against the Rookie of the Year. With amaz- mobile quarterback who is 6’6 by the undefeated New England the Week 15 game against the hard Browns and Jaguars and the Jaguars ing games against Chicago (224 and 255 pounds; but he has yet to yards, three touchdowns) and play so far this season. At the end Patriots, who went into the playoffs hitting Jacksonville Jaguars. The again in the playoffs.. Without the San Diego (296 yards, three of training, both sides failed to with the first seed, capping off a Pittsburgh Steelers looked to redeem services of Pro Bowl running back touchdowns), Peterson leads the negotiate a contract. It took until record-breaking season. Quarterback themselves after a disappointing 29- Willie Parker, linemen Max Starks league in rushing with 1081 the very beginning of September Tom Brady and playoff-hardened 22 loss to the same team just a few and Marvel Smith, Ben got pressure yards; despite missing two for both sides to reach a four coach Bill Billichick look to lead their weeks ago. all game long. Najeh Davenport had a weeks with a knee injury. year contract worth $68 million Peterson, a rookie out of and $32 million guaranteed. squad to their fourth Super Bowl in No matter, the result was the same. hard time against one of the best run Oklahoma, was drafted seventh Why does Russell make the dis- six years. The Steelers played horrifically in the stopping teams in football. Despite in the draft by the Minnesota appointment list? Well, it’s for The AFC South has three repre- first half and made a comeback run in the loss, you can’t help but wonder Vikings. what he hasn’t done. The sentatives this year, including the 13- the final quarter, but it was too little what could have been if there weren’t On the opposite side of the Oakland Raiders expected 3 Indianapolis Colts who claimed the too late. David Gerrard and the Jags so many injuries on the Steelers side. ball, Patrick Willis has been just Russell to come in and make an second seed under reigning Super offense gave the Steelers a run for The Jaguars and Chargers won as dominant. Drafted eleventh by impact, and all he has done is the San Francisco 49ers, Willis caused the Raiders’ front office Bowl XLI MVP Peyton Manning. their money, mostly due to Pittsburgh during Wild Card Weekend, San leads the league with 110 tack- headaches about contract issues The potent offense of the Colts will turnovers. Diego will travel to Indy to test their les. He had 13 tackles against the (www.wikipedia.com). look to torch the San Diego Chargers This game wasn’t only on the luck against the Colts. And the New York Giants and 12 tackles This rookie class has probably who they will face in the Divisional shoulders of the defense. Big Ben Jaguars will go to New England with against the Seattle Seahawks. been the most interesting yet. It Round of the playoffs after a first needed to play the role of “Bigger their heads held high after a 31-29 Even with great rookies such has had its highs (Peterson, round bye week. Ben” and he came up short in the first win over the AFC North Champs. as Peterson and Willis, there Willis, Beason), and it has had its have been some disappointments lows (Russell, Ginn Jr.) Only LaDanian Tomlinson and new half throwing three costly intercep- Rookie coach Mike Tomlin and the by supposedly hot players. Ted time will tell if these promising coach Norv Turner try to make up for tions. Two of the picks were snagged Steelers will look to improve next Ginn Jr. is one of them. Selected young stars will turn into NFL last year’s disappointing playoff by veteran defensive back Rashean year after an early exit in the playoffs. ninth in the 2007 NFL Draft, the superstars. Entertainment Page 8 January 2008

Before They Are Seniors “You Can’t Stop the Beat” of Hairspray By: Brigid McCabe, Asst. Editor-in-Chief By: Alaina Zemanic manager Velma von Tussle Critics and most viewers have Guest Writer (Michelle Pfieffer) and daughter raved about Hairspray, and and cast member, Amber Upper St. Clair students agree On July 20th, 2007, the musi- (Brittany Snow) try to cut her that the movie-musical is quirky cal Hairspray hit theatres and from the cast due to her positive and fresh. reignited a sensation throughout thoughts of an end of racist seg- “It’s interesting,” says fresh- the entire country. A remake of regation and her “unusual” man Kristen Collins. “It’s a little the 1988 movie, Hairspray takes image. creepy that John Travolta is a place in Baltimore in the early Hairspray is fantastic for woman.” sixties, when civil rights move- those who love musicals and “Yeah, it’s true,” agrees PJ ment was on the rise. just want to have a good time. Spence, sophomore, “but he’s Name: James Gerald McHugh Tracy Turnblad, portrayed by The soundtrack to the movie is the perfect person for the job! Nickname: Jack Nikki Blonsky, is an overweight upbeat and filled with tunes by It’s probably the best movie Date of birth: 10/30/07 teenage girl with wild dreams of brilliant cast members, such as ever.” Sex: Male being on Baltimore’s number Queen Latifah, John Travolta, Overall, Hairspray is a fun Why did you choose this name: We one variety show, The Corny and Christopher Walken. Even movie that nearly everyone decided to name our son James Collins Show. When an opportu- Nikki Blonsky, a newcomer to enjoys. It brings a smile to any- Gerald, after our fathers, now both Name: nity to be casted is at stake, her the movie business, shines in one’s face and makes him or her deceased, as a way of honoring Luke Benjamin Dwulit dance moves attract the eyes of this film with her superb theatri- realize that it is alright to be dif- them. Our son is also named for host, Corny Collins (James cal performance. Together, the ferent. Now, pick up your danc- our brothers, Jerry and Jim. So, while we honor the past in choos- Date of birth: 12/30/05 Marsden), and the show’s heart skills of each actor in this movie ing shoes and join in on the beat. ing this name, we also honor the throb, Link Larkin (Zac Efron). make it an immediate classic It is definitely worth it. present and the future generations Sex: Male Even though she has accom- and, Hairspray is one of those Be sure to buy the Hairspray of our joined families. We chose plished her fantasy of dancing movies you will remember years DVD, now in stores every- the nickname Jack because it is a Why did you choose this on her favorite television show, after watching it. where. strong name, it has a nice ring with McHugh, and because we’ve name: We always loved the never met a Jack we didn’t like. name Luke; it means Broadway stops the show in midst of strike Funny/cute habits child has: He’s “Bringer of Light.” His mid- very inquisitive (always calmly dle name is after his daddy By: JP Gooderham handlers and sound and light- fans, several productions chose looking around) and extremely friendly; he will go to anyone will- (my husband, Ben). Sports Editor ing technicians — are needed, to continue during the major ingly and with a smile. He loves and what tasks they can per- halt. For one, the holiday clas- music and seems enraptured when Funny/cute habits child has: In a bizarre situation, play- form while on duty.” sic based on Dr. Seuss’s novel, I play classical, holiday music, wrights and stagehands on Interestingly, even produc- How the Grinch Stole even hip hop. My favorite quality, Chasing our dogs, saying Broadway faced a showdown tions without key members Christmas, restarted after though, is that he is a fighter. The “Uh-Oh,” picking his nose hospital, doctors, books, everyone between each other while their belonging to the unions were being legally required to do so: recommends swaddling a new- (we are trying to stop this unions attempted to negotiate a halted by the strike. USA Today “The reopening of the $6 mil- born (wrapping him up like a one). When he gets in trou- deal for a new contract. As a reports, “Disney is not in the lion production was ordered papoose); Jack always fights at ble, he now says “I know, result, playgoers in New York League, though both the long- […] by state Supreme Court least one arm out of his swaddle. time-out...” And he flirts were deprived of the chance to running hit The Lion King and Justice Helen Freedman. […] When I come in to get him after a nap or in the morning, he just with girls already! see their favorite shows while a its new musical-theater offer- Producers, citing a special con- looks up at me as if to say, “Yep, major part of the theater indus- ing, The Little Mermaid, tract between the show and got out of that one, too.” Now, at What you hope your child to try was stagnant. scheduled to open in Jujamcyn, wanted the show to 6 weeks old, he’s adding a smile to become when he/she grows The conflict took place dur- December, were among the go on. Freedman based her that look – he seems to love the ing November and early productions halted by the decision on a provision of the challenge. We call him our little up: What we hope for him is “Houdini.” that he is always happy, December between the League strike.” theater lease, and said she What you hope your child to healthy, and knows we love of American Theatres and The Broadway strike has believed the production com- become when he/she grows up: him no matter what; he can Producers and the stagehands’ even had a decent impact on pany would be irreparably Happy. union, Local One. USA Today tourism in New York City. harmed if the show wasn’t per- be anything he wants...well, Describe your child in one word: explains the reason for the sud- According to WSYR.com, mitted to resume its run” almost anything. Spirited. den uprising, “Prior to the “People with Broadway tickets (Associated Press). Funny stories about pregnancy?: strike, there had been months are watching to see what will While both sides continue to Describe your child in one Pregnancy for me was easy and of negotiations between the happen to their planned trips to negotiate, the deal should come fun; I really enjoyed it and count it word: Inspiring as one of the happiest times in my League and Local One, whose New York City.” to a close during December fol- life. No exceptional cravings for Funny stories about pregnan- members have been working For New York city tourists lowing “marathon” talks by the me; I found myself loving fruit without a contract since July planning trips to see shows on groups. Unfortunately, those cy?: My pregnancy craving even more than usual, though. My 31. A main point of dissent has Broadway, the decision to can- who missed seeing their shows was citrus fruit; I used to eat husband, on the other hand, had been work rules, especially the cel the trip was ultimately during trips will not have the several cravings: pizza, Mexican, lemons like most people eat issue of how many stage- extremely tough and confus- opportunity to receive refunds Oreos... mostly junk. I think he oranges. I also loved peanut was enjoying the pregnancy as hands—a group that includes ing. for air and bus fare, hotels, and much as I was! butter. carpenters, electricians, set Fortunately for some theater other travel costs. Iyouheshewethey: Upper. St. Clair considers 2007 fall play Feiffer’s People is a success!

By: Kirstin Kennedy two shocking, impressive, the humor of the play, espe- ment of livelihood to the unique in its lacking of a Opinions Editor and hilarious scenes. cially a spin on a cooperate show. defined plot. Though it did Senior Liz Bennett, who coffee break. Even a tribal Overall, the play was an not have a specific story, “Mister, to my generation, played various roles amazing experience for the performance has a sense not wanting to grow up is a including a self-absorbed everyone involved. of unity. Like a bizarre sign of maturity.”, “If I had folk singer, states, “It Senior Andrew Graham, dream, it did not make per- any respect for girls, I’d was a good fall play. It who played a reoccurring fect sense or follow a spe- never make out!”, “The was absolutely hilarious. role as a mad homeless cific plot; it was cohesive, world should make a place We were able to have a man as well as a member just like that of a dream in for a shoe salesman.” Sound lot of fun with it while of the coffee break team, the mind of a sleeper. familiar? If you neglected maintaining the meaning not to mention his many The show clearly impact- to attend the fall play in late of it.” other roles, comments, ed its viewers. As Graham November and early A wide range of ideas “When I first became continues, “Feiffer’s People December then you surly and characters were aware that this years fall hits you with every scene missed a spectacular per- brought to the stage. play would be a review- totally differently with a formance of Feiffer’s Scenes included issues, style show, I was disap- different scenario and char- People. such as serious job fail- pointed. However, as I acters. The fall play The play, written by the ures and youth rebellion Feiffer himself as a character in a political cartoon. enveloped myself in showed the progression of Photo courtesy of: www.loc.gov brilliant cartoonist and as well as a weak Jules Feiffer’s work, I life.” playwright, Jules Feiffer, Superman (cape and all) and dance, featuring the entire began to see the brilliance Bravo! to the cast and was a review-style show. a real-life geek squad. cast chanting of it and the parallels to crew of the 2007 fall play; Somewhat cartoonesque, the Frequent dance intervals “Iyouheshewethey,” was [current life].” the experience was truly play was composed of fifty- between scenes personified performed, adding an ele- The show was completely remarkable.