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SAVE CASH! FIND THIS WEEK’S BORO DEALS ON PAGE 10 Yo u r Neighborhood — Yo u r News® BrooklynPaper.com • (718) 260–2500 • Brooklyn, NY • ©2011 BROOKLYN HEIGHTS–DOWNTOWN EDITION AWP/14 pages • Vol. 34, No. 26 • July 1–7, 2011 • FREE INCLUDING DUMBO GEESE AIN’T COOKED City says there are too few birds to worry about this year By Natalie O’Neill not in Prospect Park . forts have ulation by “addling” eggs and cates in Brooklyn feeling bit- The Brooklyn Paper Brooklyn’s backyard is safe been “keep- posting no-feeding signs. tersweet. The city’s mass extermina- — at least for now — because ing the goose The Department of Environ- “It’s a breath of relief — but tion of geese in Prospect Park a federal count tallied only two population from mental Protection refused to we’re not happy hundreds more dozen geese in the park, rebounding,” reveal where geese would be last year was so effective that it will be killed in the same brutal said Farrell Skle- Sklerov said. massacred this year, but said fashion,” said David Karopkin will not be repeated this sum- rov of the The low that several of the 2010 geese mer, city officials revealed last Department goose count is killing fields would be spared of Goose Watch, a watchdog week. of Environ- partly due to ef- because the slaughters left too group that has been monitor- Hundreds of geese citywide mental Protection. forts made by the few geese to worry about this ing geese in the park. will still be slaughtered in the Last year’s culling, Prospect Park Alliance to year. Currently, there are just name of aviation security, but plus other humane ef- control the goose pop- That leaves wildlife advo- See GEESE on page 5 Made in China Photo provided by Ann Kansfield Rev. Ann Kansfield has vowed to officiate the first gay wedding in Nathan’s contest is coming out Brooklyn — she’s already booked two on Labor Day weekend. party for the People’s Republic By Gersh Kuntzman the Table of Champions.” Your offi cial The Brooklyn Paper Will it happen this year? Unlikely. KA-CHING! The new Red Scare is upon us. But that’s what Americans were saying bib sheet America’s new-found bogeyman a generation ago, when a similar Asian Borough love$ gay marriage — The People’s Republic of China invasion landed on these shores in the The Nathan’s hot dog-eating con- form of Hirofumi Nakajima, the dimin- By Aaron Short — will seek to claim its greatest vic- INSIDE test at Coney Island is as great a tory over the United States next week, utive destroyer whose victory over Ed The Brooklyn Paper Fourth of July tradition as fi reworks, sending its three top competitive eat- “The Maspeth Monster” Krachie in 1996 Now that gays can get married, parades and monster-truck battles. ers to the annual Nathan’s hot dog-eat- began what historians call “The Rising the only color of the pride rainbow The only Brooklyn pol More than 10,000 people will storm ing on July 4. Bun” era of professional eating. is green. against gay marriage! the historic hot dog stand at the cor- “We’ve awakened the sleeping gi- “No one saw them coming then, just A mere 48 hours after the state legal- ner of Surf and Stillwell avenues to ant,” said George Shea, the president as no one sees the Chinese coming to- ized gay marriage, gay-friendly busi- SEE PAGE 3 witness history. Will Joey “Jaws” of Major League Eating, the govern- day,” Shea said. “This is literally a cri- nesses and ministers started scram- Chestnut win his fi fth straight? Will ing body of all stomach-centric sports sis that is ‘Made in China.’ ” bling to offer wedding discounts to tion at her Milton Street church. the Chinese bring the Mustard Yel- and the overseer of the annual frank- The good news is that America is the first same-sex couples to tie the “Of course, we’d be more than low International Belt back to Asia? fest in Coney Island, which is set for ready for its greatest challenge. Though Photo by Diego Ferrini knot in Brooklyn this summer. happy to have small wedding par- Will anyone burp at precisely the noon on Independence Day. “Given how we may be falling behind in solar power Yat Ming Lam will lead a del- Greenpoint Reformed Church’s Rev. ties in our social hall, which looks wrong time? See our full guide to the Chinese are dominating America, technology, hydroelectric flooding egation of Chinese eaters at this Ann Kansfield has vowed to officiate really pretty when it’s all decorated,” the top competitors on page 5. it would be mere hubris to believe that and rice-making, in this one sphere year’s July 4 contest at Nathan’s the borough’s first gay marriage — said Kansfield. they will not someday dominate us at See NATHAN’S on page 5 in Coney Island. and she’s offering to hold the recep- See MARRIAGE on page 3 Firehouses saved from city budget ax By Thomas Tracy shuttered in Dyker Heights, on June 24 and Bloomberg and open. “The first priority of this The annual budget battle is a are reached, the public plays a The Brooklyn Paper Park Slope, Brooklyn Heights, the Council finalized the city’s city is to ensure the safety of its kabuki dance that typically fea- supporting role in the form of The city’s annual budgetary Williamsburg and Coney Island $66-billion budget. citizens, so this was a wise deci- tures a mayor intent on cutting vi- protesting citizens. This time dance is over — and the eight — making up 40 percent of the “I’m ecstatic,” said Fran Vella- sion. This engine company plays tal services, only to allow himself around, at least, an actor joined Brooklyn firehouses that Mayor proposed 20 citywide closures Marrone, president of the Dyker an integral part in the safety and and Council leaders to claim credit the drama, as “Boardwalk Em- File photo by Stefano Giovannini Bloomberg threatened to close — were left unscathed, and more Heights Civic Association, which security of Dyker Heights and when those services are “restored” pire” star and former firefighter Actor and former firefighter didn’t flame out after all. than 4,000 city teachers kept their was fighting to keep Engine 284 the neighborhoods that sur- in the final agreement. Steve Buscemi spoke at two fire- Steve Buscemi at a rally in Firehouses expected to be jobs, when the music stopped on 79th Street and 11th Avenue round it.” But before the agreements See BUDGET on page 5 Park Slope. Brooklyn is bad-driver central More than 121,000 moving violations given out in the borough this year By Thomas Tracy Well over 30,000 of the tick- lations each to motorists caught The Brooklyn Paper ets were given out in Brown- backing-up unsafely, failing ‘Grain’ stone Brooklyn, North Brook- to keep to the right side of the You want a wild ride? Come to Brooklyn! lyn and Bay Ridge. The biggest road and for cars without license Borough motorists are wildly offenders were motorists who plates violating the city’s vehicular traf- talk on their cellphones without • Most surprising offense: 684 fic rules, according to stunning hands-free devices, but that’s tickets were given out to motorists of deception no surprise since the city has who disobeyed stop signs. traffic data released the NYPD released this week. held several crack-downs on such gabby drivers. Carroll Gardens and Statistics show that cops have Meet the state ‘vegetable’ There’s an enormous amount Red Hook written 121,241 moving viola- of data to wade through, so here • Biggest offense: 1,327 tick- By Moses Jefferson tions in Brooklyn this year — are a few highlights: ets were given out to drivers talk- The Brooklyn Paper THE FACTS the most in the city. ing on their cellphones without State senators may need to Queens came in second with Bay Ridge and Dyker Photo by Stefano Giovannini hands-free devices. name themselves the official So what is corn? 107,781 violations, Manhattan Heights More than 121,000 traffic violations were handed out in • Smallest offense: One ticket state vegetable! It’s definitely not a vege- was third with 97,507, followed • Biggest offense: 1,003 tick- Brooklyn this year. Motorists along Prospect Park West was given to a motorist who fol- In the worst redefinition of the table, that’s for sure. by the Bronx (62,652) and Staten ets for not wearing seat belts. were cited for driving without a license and for driving lowed the car in front of him too word “vegetable” since the Rea- Corn, like wheat and rice, Island (23,652). • Smallest offense: Two vio- while talking on a cellphone without hands-free devices. See DRIVERS on page 11 gan Administration briefly sug- is a caryopsis, technically gested that ketchup was one , the the dry fruit of the reproduc- Senate voted last week to name tive part of the plant. corn the state vegetable even The fruit of a sweet corn though corn is a grain. plant is its kernel, and to get The 56–6 vote ended the hopes even more technical on you, Theater breaks ground of onion lovers that their beloved corn is a monocot, like many vegetable — which is actually grasses, because it has one By Kate Briquelet Ashland Place in the heart of tor for the troupe.