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02139 AS to dis ibu Part of Techs om or oa By Jennifer Krishnan Board had decided to revoke The EWSEDITOR Tech's space at today's Activities The Executive Board of the Midway. After a hearing yesterday, ssociation of tudent ctivities held at the reque t of The Tech, subtracted about one-fourth of The however the board amended the Tech's office pace as a sanction for anction. violating ASA ru h rule . The deci ion is not appealable to This is the first time the A A has the SA Executive Board, but The revoked office space for ru h rules Tech may choose to appeal to A sis- violation, said A Pre ident tant Dean for Student Activitie lvar aenz-Otero G. Tracy F. Purinton or Dean for tu- Tech Chairman Jordan Rubin 02 dent Life Larry G. Benedict aenz- called the ruling "inappropriate ... I Otero aid. don't think what they've accused us Rubin said The Tech plans to of doing is even a crime at all.' he make uch an appeal. said. KAlLAS NARE DRAN-TJlE TECH "The A A ruling is based on Hou d Jeffrey C. Barrett '02 tests the Bucking Bronco of Death during East Campus rush on Monday. several recruitment adverti ements Among the offenses The Tech i place both in the general section of being sanctioned for are several The Tech as well as in the Daily "house ad " - advertisements Confu ion," aenz-Otero said. placed by The Tech to fill space - TwoThirds of Freshmen Pass FEE "Most groups follow the ru h that encouraged students to join the rules, but not The Tech," he said. organization aenz-Otero said. By Eric J. Cholankeril are not accepted as a substitute for "completely proficient [in expo ito- Group are not allowed to actively Club are not allowed to actively MANAGING ED/TOR the FEE. ry writing] , but thi year it mean recruit new members until after the seek out new members between Almost two-third of the Cl 59 freshmen received a grade that th student i "competent tivities idway. of 2005 passed this year' Freshman of "Writing Subject Required." enough in expository writing" to Originally, the AS Executive SA, Page 13 Essay Evaluation (FEE), the first to Those students must take a subject take. a CI subject. "We're a king be graded under MIT's new Com- designated as HASS-CI- Writing different questions," he said. munication Requirement. (CI-HW) as their first CI class. "Before, a student who pa sed Under the new requirement, Another 32 freshmen may take an didn t have to do anything until which applies to students entering ESL ubject as their CI-HW class. senior year," Perelman said. Under MIT in 2001 and beyond, all stu- o students failed to take the FEE the new requirement, he said, dents must take one communica- altogether, although orne of tho e "Good writer can become better tion-intensive (CI) subject per year. students may actually have pa sed writers." The CI classes taken freshman and through the AP exam. sophomore year are generally More students take online er ion HASS subjects CI-H), whereas the Changes in grading Fre hmen were strongly encour- junior and senior year CI c1as e Under the old Writing Require- aged to take the FEE online this tend to be taken in the student's ment, which has now been replaced year, and only 95 ended up taking major (CI-M). by the Communication Require- the make-up exam. In the online According to administrators of ment, the student taking the FEE ver ion, offered once in June and the FEE, 567 of 1,059 freshmen received a score of either "Pa s," once in July, student have seventy- received a core of "Pass." Another "Intermediate," or "Fail." La t year, two hour to an wer one narrative 133 students passed with a core of only 19 percent of the Class of 2004 and one argumentative e ay. "5" on either the dvanced Place- pa sed the FEE. By contra t tudents taking the ment (AP) test in English Literature According to Leslie C. Perel- written ver ion had only three hours and Composition or the P test in man, Director of Writing AcI"O the to complete the test. English Language and Composition. Curriculum a "Pa s" in previous Scores on the SAT II Writing test years meant that a student wa FEE, Page 13 Frats Hopeful As Rush Wmds Down
By Rima Amaout C. Ruder '02. While it doesn't keep accidental, such as a fraternity's NEWS AND FEATURES DIRECTOR statistics on how overnights corre- forgetting to change the databa e As freshmen begin to accept bids late with acceptance of bids, ADP is right away when a freshman comes to join fraternities and independent pleased with the turnout thu far. to visit Pheiffer aid. living groups today, fraternities and Fraternities and independent liv- dherence to rush rules is independent living groups seem ing groups started extending bids to important ' 0 that the freshmen confident that this year' rush will prospective members yesterday have a chance for a Ie el playing be a strong one. morning. field' on which to make their hous- "I think it ha gone pretty well," ing decision Pheiffer aid. said Interfraternity Council Presi- Violations down to a minimum In addition, all fraternities have dent Rory P. Pheiffer. "Overnight o far the Interfraternity Coun- been left free to conduct ru h this have been anywhere from 15-21 cil Executive Board has yet to deal year, Pheiffer said. In pa t year, kids [per fraternity], and that' usu- with any notable rush violations. "I the ambridge Licen ing ommis- ally a pretty good ign that they're know a lot of people have been wor- ion ( L ) and Bo ton Licen ing MATTHEW M1SHRlKEY-THE TeCH baving a trong rush," Pheiffer said. ried about rush being a bit dirty thi Board (BLB) have imposed ru h Vanessa Selbst '05 (front) picks up a few sushi rolling point- "Just like any year overnighting year, , Pheiffer said. re trictions a a mean of censur- ers from Margaret H. Shyr '03 (back) at the WILG Sushi Lunch people i a key part of ru h," said "Every year people tart bending on Monday. lpha Delta Phi rush chair Warren [rush] rule .. , a lot of the time it's Rush, Page 1
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OPJE Growth, Dwindling Surplus The orth tlanti Treaty Organization ollected it weapons from ethni lbani n guerrilla on day, e pp ar to ha e irtu By no urplu ad. it mi ion' fir t fatality hen Briti h soldier out id ocial e urity in 002 Democrat are eeking to tar attac by ac donian youth . th n i projected to u e 1 billion Bu h' tax ut a irre pon ible and The oldier, Ian ollins, 22, died early onday after being hit by The federal government i on in 2003, even before additional force the White House to acknowl- a heavy object - po ibly a block of concrete. ollins, w 0 died on target to pend billions of dollar in pending for education or defen e edge it mu t cale back its defense the fir t day of the alliance' e pons- olle tion operation in e- payroll ta e collected or 0 ial ought by both partie i onsidered reque t or ut other politically popu- donia, became one of the few TO oldier to di in th Balkan in ecurity on other go ernment pro- the CB aid. lar program . a ho tile a t. grams during the re t of George Taken together the two report We' e got a problem now, and The fatal atta occurred again t an incr a ingly antagoni tic Bu h' term ac ording to a pe - how the budget urplu i dwin- for the re t of the Bu h administra- backdrop for the TO op ration, hich gathered roughly 00 imi tic congre ional report that dling much fa ter than analy thad tion year' aid John pratt ( .Ci) weapon onday from the guerrill who ay they are fighting for ore h dow fier e battl over ho e pect d ju t four month ago enior Democrat on the Hou e Bud- more rights for the country's izable ethnic Ibanian minority. to alloc t the nation' dwindling when e timate were la t released. get Committee. With the tax cut the Instead of the ce e-fire and diminution of ho tilitie that interna- budget urplus. That calls into que tion whether Bu h administration 'cut them- tional officials had predicted would accompany the TO deploy- Politici n in both partie ha e ongre ill find the money to elve to the margin and left no ment, th en e of ten ion and danger eemed to be on the ri e. Three repe tedly pledged to devote the enact uch big-ticket item a a pre- room for error." bomb ha e gone off in till capital city in the pa t 2 hour and ov r urplu e g n rated by 0 ial ecu- cription-drug benefit, a mi ile But the White House is betting the eekend two acedonians ere killed in the bombing of a popu- rity to pay down the national debt. defense y tem and ocial ecurity that the new fiscal reality ha left lar country re taurant. The r port by th ongre ional reform. area er, the report could Democrat with little maneuvering Budget Office dispute a ro ier put pre ure on Congre to scale room, forcing them to cut deals that hite H use foreca t i ued la t back the 13 pending bills for the leave much of Bu h's requests eek that ugge ted the go ernment fiscal year that tarts Oct. 1. intact. ion Program would ju t avoid cro ing the line The overall urplu, including Rather than dispute the differ- into ocial ecurity in coming ocial ecurity will be 153 billion ences between the congressional ppeals COurt years. in 2001, a decrease of45 percent in and White House estimates, admin- LOS ANGELES TIMES The BO conclude that in the four months, the CBO said. istration officials Monday mini- wake of the tax cut and the lowing The CBO estimated that during mized them. White House budget U .. appeal court on onday true down the u e of a' di er- economy, the go rnment will tap the re t of Bu h s term, there will be director Mitchell Daniels contended sity bonu " for all nonwhite students applying to the ni er ity of about 9 billion of the ocial ecu- a total urplu of $2 billion outside the projections were essentially Georgia, a ruling that appear to et th tage for a upreme ourt rity urplu in the fi al year that ocial ecurity - compared to $8 identical a it was not worth arguing howdown on college affirmative action. The d i ion i the late t end ept. 30. The government trillion of spending in the same peri- over them. setback for college affirmative action program and it ome at a critical time. "We assume that there i value in having a racially diver e tudent body," the Atlanta-ba ed judge aid. But a policy of 'mechanically Israel Kills Palestinian Leader awarding bonus points' to minority applicant violate the onstitu- tion' command that individuals be treated equally and without regard to their race they said. The ruling come in the ca e of a tate uni er ity that until 1961 Accused of Mideast Terrorism clo ed it doors to all black tudent. But that hi tory of racial di - By Tracy Wilkinson an already volatile situation" with spokesman for Israeli Prime Minis- crimination again t bla ks does not ju tify a policy of 'affirmative LOS ANGELES TIMES the slaying and questioned the tar- ter Ariel Sharon. Even though none di crimination in fa or of minority tudents today, the appeal court AL BIRAH, WE T BA K geting of a building occupied by of his recent alleged attacks killed said. I rae I a a inated a enior American civilians. anybody, it was just a matter of time Pale tinian leader it accused of ter- Israel charged that Zibri, widely before one did, Gissin said. "There rori monday, firing mi ile known a Abu Ali Mustafa, was an will be no immunity for anyone el- fflcien easure Puts through the windows of his office explo ives expert who presided over involved in terrorism." on the third floor of an apartment an organization attempting to kill The killing of Mustafa also s On Road to Tax Credits building full of American and Pale - I raeli citizens in mortar and car- sends a message to Arafat, suggest- LOS GELESTIMES tinian families. bomb attacks. ing that the lines protecting Pales- WASHI GTO Early Tue day, Israeli tanks Mu tafa was one of five top tinian political as opposed to mili- In an unusual meeting of the mind , environmentali ts and auto- backed by helicopter charged into a leaders in Yas er Arafat's Palestine tary leaders are fading. industry representatives got together with lawmakers earlier thi year tronghold of the lain leader Liberation Organization. He headed As news of Mustafa's death and agreed on a new incenti e 0 advance both of their cause : a tax u tafa Zibri 63. The incursion the radical Popular Front for the spread, thousands of Palestinians, credit for fuel-efficient "hybrid" cars. into Beit Jala was one of the largest Liberation of Palestine, the second- most enraged and some weeping in The idea eemed like a winner. yet by I raeli forces into Pale tinian large t faction within the PLO, and shock and sorrow or firing guns in ow, with legi lation approved by the House and headed to the territory. had returned from exile in Syria just defiance, poured into the streets and Senate, environmental' t ay the industry has finagled the fine print Zibri wa the highe t-ranking two years ago. The PFLP opposes refugee camp alleyways of the West to give the ta credit to the very epitome of e ce : ga -guzzling Pale tinian slain in year . His killing the landmark Oslo peace accords, Bank and Gaza Strip. sport-utility vehicle . took I rael' s controversial policy of which Arafat signed with Israel in The Palestinian Authority, of The Hou e bill would give motori t a tax break for buying hybrid hunting and eliminating Pale tinian 1993 and its military wing has which Arafat is president, declared gas-electric UVs with mileage ratings as low as 18 mile per gallon. militants to a new level after 11 claimed responsibility for several that Israel "has opened the gates of With the enate e pected to take up the i sue soon, environmentali ts month of escalating Israeli-Pales- recent bombings. total war" and accused the Bush are lobbying for an alternative measure that would promote cleaner tinian bloodshed. "His hands are soaked in blood, administration of giving Israel a and more fuel-efficient vehicles. In a rare criticism, Washington and hi resume is full of scores of "green light" to kill Palestinian D .. accused I rael of inflaming Israeli victim," aid Raanan Gissin, leaders. WEATHER nderstated Beauty Sttuationfor Noon Eastern Daylight Time., Tuesday, August 28,2001 By Robert Korty STAFF METEOROLOGIST
The vestige of an old front lay aero the outh and ortheast ye ter- day, providing a mechani m for howers and thunderstorms to erupt in the humid air mass. urge of tropical moisture from the Gulf of e ico pro- vided another day of heavy rain for the re idents of outheastem Te as and Louisiana. Farther north, over ew England a weakening front continued to dis olve a it pushed through Boston. cattered thunderstorms were reported during the afternoon (mainly over outheastem achusetts Rhode Island, and Connecticut, but skie were mo fly cloudy for much of the day. Today will be similar: a econd front will move east through Bo ton by tonight. High pressure will build over the area behind the front ensuring that dry air and easonable temperature will be in place for the middle and end ofthe week
Foreca : Today will be mostly cloudy with only a small chance of a brief after- noon shower. Temperature will reach a high of I F 27 ). kie will clear tonight, with a low temperature of 62 F 17 C . Both edne day and Thur day ill be sunny day with clear nights. The high will reach 75 F (24Wedne day and 77 F on Thur day (25 ). WeaIhcr Systems WC'lther Fronts Precipitation Symbols Other Symbols __ Trou,h Fog Overnight low temperature will drop to 59 F 15 C edne day night. H tugh Pres ure = •••• :tm1:fr t L Prcuuno
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Unmanned American Spy Plane udg ominee a He Didn ak FBI Files in Hill ase Lost In Southern Iraq MiSSIon LO!!>A.'(jEI.ES THIES By Paul Richter it ry. arne time, ttacked n Judge Terry L. Wooten, former enate taffer who has been LOS .I."GELES THIES ommand aid the -3 urface-to-air mi ile ite near nominated to be orne a U .. district judge, denied under oath on- drone 'rna ha e ra h d or been th city of 0 ul after t king fire day that he had leaked confidential FBI file nearly a decade ago for a An unmanned American urveil- hot down" bout a.m. Iraq time. from Ira i an iaircraft rtillery, U. . book that would di credit nita Hill, the woman who accu ed lance aircraft wa 10 t early onday hil military analy t ma be able military official aid. upreme ourt Justice larence Thoma of sexual haras ment. over outhern Iraq in n in ident to d du e what happened from the . . nd other Hied plane have 'That allegation i ab olutely 100 percent untrue," Wooten told that could mark the fir t ucce in image nd data the Predator wa been patrolling the northern and the enate Judiciary ommittee. "1 don't even remember seeing those addam Hus ein' to-year effort to sending back at the time it disap- outhern zones of Iraq since the file . I would not di cu s that material with anyone" outside the com- down the allied plane that patrol peared, official aid they had not 1991 Per ian Gulf War to keep Hus- mittee, he added. hi territory. been able to re h any con lu ion . sein from mo ing hi military ooten i a federal magistrate in Florence, .. t the recom- Pentagon official aid the RQ- "It' pos ible that we'll never against neighbor or Iraqi group . mendation 0 en. trom Thurmond, R- .. , President Bush nomi- 1B Predator sur eillance plane, kno what happened" aid anne Pilotle aircraft capable of nated Wooten to be aU. . di trict judge there. which failed to return from an early- Lt. 01. Dave Lapan a Pentagon tran mitring live image and data to But late la t week, author David Brock pointed to Wooten a the morning mis ion might have been spoke man. U. . command po ts are used to per on who gave him the FBI file that he quoted in hi 1993 book, hot down or it might have era hed Hu sein has been increa ingly upplement information gained in 'The Real nita Hill." becau e of a malfunction. pre uring hi military commander ir patrol by ir For e F-16s and In I 91, ooten was the chief Republican coun el for the Judi- !though the plane i a low, and defen e supplier to hel him other manned aircraft. ciary ommittee, and he played a key behind-the-scenes role in the low-flying craft, its 10 is expected down an American aircraft and cap- Th unarmed plane, whi h i 27 battle over Thoma nomination to the upreme ourt. to help Hussein boo t hi pre tige ture a pilot. feet long and ha a wing pan of among hi rab neighbor a well He 10 t no time trying to u e the feet, cruise at peed ranging from as wi th Iraqis. incident to hi advantage. Offi ial o mph to 140 mph at Ititude up Study of entenarians and Their The los also under cores the Iraqi TV broadca t images of to 2 ,000 feet. growing ri k facing the U .. and scorched aircraft wreckage hich it Four Predator re u ed in a 2 iblings Hin a a Long vity Gene Briti h pilot patrolling Iraq. Iraqi aid had plummeted to earth near million intelligence-gathering y- LOS ANGELES TIMES batteries are firing mi des and the southern oil port ofBa ra. tern that aloin lude a ground con- Re earcher are focu ing in on the fir t human gene ever hown to artillery at them almo t daily. And it The Predator "was flying a py trol tation and a radar link. U. . increase longevity - a gene that might be able to add two decade to adds urgency to the Bush adminis- mi ion in Iraqi air pace,' an Iraqi military official aid they did not a healthy life pan. tration' effort to formulate a new mi litary spokesman aid. regard the 10 a erious etback The researcher have been earching for the gene by analyzing policy for containing Hussein s mil- In northern Iraq, around the for U.S. policy. D A from farnilie in which at least one ibling is 98 or older and another i in hi or her 90s. They don't know how the hypothetical gene would work, but because nearly all of the centenarians on which Fearing Mad Cow Disease, FDA they have based their conclusion are quite healthy, they believe the gene might act to suppre or delay di ea es as ociated with aging. "We're not trying to find the fountain of youth," aid Dr. Thomas Perl , one of the leaders 0 f the research team based at Bo ton' Beth To Tighten Blood Donation Rules Israel Deacone s edical enter. "If anything, we are trying to find By Marlene Cimons rapid deterioration and death within act - the agency decided to impo e the fountain of aging well." LOS ANGELES TIMES a year. the new rule before problems The research stem from a simple observation: Many centenarians WA Hl GTO While the disease process has aro e. have elderly brothers and ister. Indeed that i one of the few imi- Increasingly worried about pro- been recognized for generations, its Under the FDA' blood donor Ian ties among people of advanced age according to Perl , who has tecting the nation's blood supply cause was only recently identified, a proposal, which will be phased in been studying centenarian ince 1993. from mad cow disease, the Food highly resistant infectious protein between ay and October of next Many of the farnilie I 0 have cou ins and other relatives who and Drug Administration Monday called a prion. It is thus far unde- year "about 95 percent of those cur- are quite old. further tightened restrictions on tectable, and survives routine steril- rently ehgible to donate blood blood donors who have lived or ization. would remain eligible yet the risk traveled abroad. Currently, it is not known to of possible expo ure ... would be Shareholder Sues S Airways to The agency called its action have been transmitted by blood reduced by approximately 90 per- "prudent" until more is known transfusion, "but animal model cent," aid Dr. Jay Epstein, the Halt Severance to Executives about the disease, or until a donor suggest that transmission by blood FDA's director of the office of THE WASHl GTO POST WA HINGTO screening test can be developed. products may be possible," the FDA blood research and review. "FDA's goal is to strike a careful said. The 5 percent drop in the shareholder of U Airways Group Inc. ha sued its board of balance between increasing the safe- Also, human ca es continue to nation s blood donor likely will hit directors, seeking to overturn a provi ion that would award 45 mil- ty of the blood supply, while ensur- increase in Britain, and mad cow the East Coast harder than the We t lion in everan e benefits to the airline top three executives if they ing that life-saving blood and blood disease in cattle has become wide- Coast because of the former's high decided to re ign. products remain available when . spread in Europe, where many herds numbers of travelers immigrants The pro ision was part of the airline' failed plan to merge with needed," said Dr. Bernard A. have been slaughtered. early 100 and retired military per onnel. But United irlines. Although the merger failed, hareholder approval of Schwetz, acting FDA commission- people have died thus far, presum- refu als of potential donor were the 12. billion deal triggered the executive' right to quit and er. ably from eating infected meat. tin expected to be 50 percent receive the benefit up to 30 day after the fir t anniver ary of the The recommendations affect The tightening of rule for blood greater than a erage among major vote, according to the law uit filed in Delaware Chancery ourt by travelers to Europe and Britain since donations reflects a growing con- urban areas on both coasts, the FDA teven Rosenberg. U irways' hareholder approved the United 1980, when "mad cow" - bovine cern on the part of the Bush admin- aid. merger on Oct. l2 2000. spongiform encephalopathy - i tration, which last week also The rules will forbid donation In his law uit made public Monday Ro enberg called the ever- began showing up in British cattle announced an expanding research from anyone who pent three or ance "uncon cionable" and "gros ly imprudent and injurious" to the herds. and surveillance program to addres more cumulative month in Britain airline. The devastating disorder in mad cow disease. between 1980 and 1996 - shorten- The law uit allege the money that would be divided among U humans, believed to be a variant of Mindful of the bitter lessons ing the current restriction from ix Airway hairman teven Wolf hief Executive Rakesh Gangwal Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, is a learned during the early day of the months - and those who have and General oun el Lawrence agin only encourages the three degenerative neurological ailment AID epidemic - when 0 ood offi- pent five or more years in France e ecutive to re ign. ccording to the court papers, Wolf would that is silently carried within the cials re isted the pos ibility that the from 19 0 to the present. The dis- receive about 16 million, Gangwal about 21 million and agin body for years before it attacks and mysterious new disease was trans- ea e, which originated in Britain about $ million. The suit aid the money amount to about three destroys the brain, usually causing mitted by blood and were slow to spread fir t to France. times each executive's alary and bonus. "The company i strapped for cash to uch a degree that the com- pany is embarking upon a massive restructuring, so the potential pay- u.s. May Skip U.N. Assembly Session out to the e ecutives is particularly burden orne," Rosenberg said. U irway , the nation o. 6 airline lost about 195 million dur- ing the fir t six months of the year and is expected to lose more than On Children Due to Abortion Clause 160 million in its third quarter. By Alan Sipress Africa. The State Department the final document Hunter said the THE WASHINGTO POST announced Monday that ecretary administration has not yet deter- Singer, ctress aliyah Die , of State Cohn L. Powell will not mined the level of representation it The Bu h administration may attend the racism conference will have. "The deci ion about U .. R&B Albums Topped Charts refuse to end a high-level delega- because of anti- I raeli statements participation in the conference will tion to a pecial U. . General included in the program. be made clo er to the event' he U. . singer and actres Assembly session on children next The three-day pecial session on said. " ge in't othing But umber' sold more than a million copies month because of concerns that the children is designed to follow up on If top U. . officials choo e to and catapulted her to fame, was killed in a plane crash ug. 25 on an final declaration will contain lan- the 1990 World ummit for Chil- tay away from the pecial se ion, island in the Bahamas. She wa 22. guage supporting abortion coun el- dren which adopted a plan for pro- it could fuel critici m in Wa hing- Eight other aboard the twin-engine Ce sna all U. . citizen, ing and ervices, tate Department moting education reducing di ease, ton and over eas that the Bush team were illed when the plane crashed shortly after ta eoff at Marsh official aid onday. improving health care for women has little intere t in international Harbour International irport, on the i land of baco, authoritie U .. officials participating in a and children and providing better cooperation to combat global prob- aid. There were no urvivor, and the cau e of the era h remain final round of talks in ew York sanitation and food upplie. U. . lem. ot only has the United tates under investigation, said gt. Ernest Rahming of the Royal Bahamas this week are eeking to head off organizers say 5 heads of state and balked at high-level participation in Police Force. that language as well as clau e that government from five continent the raci m conference, but it also Her meteoric ri e from a 15-year-old talent to new arti t-to-watch the admini tration believes overem- have confirmed they ill attend the ha cia hed with other countrie was built on her ultry voice e y attitude and movie star 100 . Two pha ize the right of children a se sion. during recent conferences meant to singles on her fir t album went gold: "Back and Forth,' which TO e to compared to the rights of their par- But harles Hunter, a tate tern the pread of small arm and o. 1 on Billboard' Rhythm and Blue chart, and' t Your Be t en . Department poke man said the enforce re trictions on the prolifera- (You are Love)," which reached 0.2 on the R&B chart and the Top The admini tration' delibera- admini tration remain concerned tion of biological weapons. lOon the pop chart. tion about how eriously to partici- about how the pedal meeting will But the admini tration made Her early career became mired in candal however amid media pate in the pecial se ion beginning advance thi agenda. 'We believe clear in it earlie t days how seri- reports that he secretly married her producer R. elly. aliyah who ept. 19 come at the same time that the outcome document should be an ously it take the is ue of over eas wa 15 at the time, denied the reports and dropped out of the lime- the nited tate i weighing in piring and focused one, which abortions when it cut off U.. fund- light before reemerging in 1996 with her econd album "One in a whether to boycott another U. . renew political will and set specif- ing for international family planning Million which went double-platinum and featured cameo by rap event, the onference on raci m i achievable goal "he aid. agencie that provide abortion er- arti ts Treach and lick Rick. opening Friday in Durban, outh a re ult of uncertainty about vices. 2001
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Indeed, it hould be the a t of marr ing ge eigh -three. 1 -ye r old hat i crime nd not polygy- amuel hapman, a upporter of Embrace n . poly amy e plained that gi en the current Th re are man la in thi nation that Anti-pol gamy ti i ts lairn hat the u e urplu of women in the population, the com- not only eem illy and pointle s but e en of elfare b th e large polygamou familie petition th t ri e for men heapen women. Athena go again t the ba ic ideal our countrv wa i inherent to the life tyle. Thi i ju t not tru . built on. v ry intere ting and to mo t of pol gamou family ha a mu h better us very odd ubje t hit the headline of the han e at maintaining teady income inc ew York Time last aturday. It i a theme e ery adult in the hou ould in theory hold TaoYue that ha recurringly hocked the nation for a job. Then e en i one ere to become are infact in th minority over a hundred year . That theme i unemployed there would till b money to Inong the nations in so avidly The thena clu ter i a great place to polygamy. take care of family nece itie. observe IT student. Until 1997 in fact, fter being outlawed in] 62 by the or- I 0, often aid of the e plural vies i cond mnin a practic that i there wa an thena clu ter in building 11, rill Anti-Bigamy ct, polygamy wa official- that they mu t be brainwashed to ept su h where the tudent ervice Center is currently ly given up by the Mormon hurch whi h condition . One maya cu e almo t any reli- old n corded hi tory. located. A tudents noted, the big window had before then taught it as doctrine. The gion of brainwa hing to an e tent, no matter provided an opportuni for i itor to ob erve LD hur h is ued a declaration in 1 90 what the practice are. But really, ho ha n't T tudent in their natural habitat. Hence that it would su pend it activitie. Though it heard the tired housewife i hing he could that clu ter wa affectionately known a the i well-documented that many church- anc- hire a replacement for a day? What hou e- Ho e er, ith polygamy omen n longer Fi hbowl. tioned plural marriages were performed after wife doe n't occa ionally want to e cape her have to settle for what left 0 er and men Of course, Athena carrie a bit of a learn- that date, the ormon church has for the husband and children? Be ides, many mu t trive to how their best both before and ing curve. 0 t IT student have u ed Win- most part not practiced polygamy since omen re ttra ted to fter marrying. Thu , the value of omen do before coming here, but not everyone 1904. marri d men. If a goe up. ha u ed . When one goes to an thena The e days it i not the man ha already Thi is not to a I am personally a up- cluster and ob erve it i po sible to discern official Mormon married ucce - porter of polygamy a I ould not do it three cla ses of users: church, but the elf- fully, doe n't m elf. 0 hy not? Per onal belief , view 1. The novice u er. Know a few ba ic tyled "Mormon that make di ta tes and culture. However, I don't ee IX command . Uses Athena mostly for Fundamentalists. " another mar- hy other can not practice polygamy if that mail zephyring, and web browsing. Has never who maintain the riage to him what they want. heard of a dotfile. practice of Ie of a risk? The real que tion i not whether polygamy 2. The skillful u er. Know many IX polygamy. The Feminist i morally right or wrong, but whether it command. ay even accidentally type cat or modern-day may cry that should be illegal. e are in fact in the minori- I at a DO prompt. Know what dotfiles are polygamists the polygyny is exi t ty among the nations in so avidly condemning has modified a few. public is most and should be out- a practice that i a old a recorded hi tory. . The guru. Can recite a dozen command- familiar with lawed on the basis hould all of ociety have to live up to the line parameters for every common U IX include Tom Green, that it demeans women. moral tandard of current popular Judeo- command. Hac the Linux kernel with regu- who spoke regularly on Proponent of the practice Christian philo ophy? larity. rites D D decoder in their free television with his pregnant claim that polygyny frees an interesting side-note, if a Mu lim time. Often found in the IPB office. "child-brides,' 13 to 15 year old women. Such an arrange- man moved here from audi rabia with hi But there' another type of u er a per on girls. After a fire levelled his house, ment makes the choice by harem would he be in immediate violation of who you see very seldomly in the cluster. the large family now lives off welfare. t' both partner to pur ue a the law? Would he be pro ecuted to the full That's what I call the atlab user. Thi type This disgusted the nation, and has become career less damaging to extent, 5 year in prison per wife? Or is be of user find thena arcane and difficult to the stereotype for polygyny. the family. Many very succe sful and pioneer- only in violation if he perform a religious use and avoid it for almo t all computer However, this is not the ideal or even the ing women have been plural wives. Eliza marriage ceremony to add a new wife in the activitie . Only when a problem et requires norm. Many polygamous families live quite Snow, plural wife of Joseph Smith and later United tates? atlab might thi type of user visit a cluster. self-sufficiently. Indeed, for any proper Brigham Young, was heralded a an e ayist, The point i polygamy i a part of culture ometime months pass between Athena Mormon Fundamentalist, self-sufficiency is a poet and intellectual, and President of the all over the world. When will our government login . I know a current student who hasn't an integral part of life and as important as Women's Relief ociety organization. he top being 0 damn Puritan and actually logged onto Athena since December 18, any other religious principle. In addition, traveled the world giving speeches and respect the right outlined in the Constitution 2000. most plural wives are of a more mature age. defending doctrine until she died peacefully at and Bill of Rights? I urge you not to become this class of u er. thena is unique. It was the first large- cale application of di tributed computing in the history of education. When Project thena Wherefore Art Thou Mario? began in the early 1980s DEC and IBM found the project 0 noteworthy that they donated all the computer sy tern for the pro- ence and saved an industry. orne of it games are coming to the P and ject. Kris Schnee intendo's game designers didn't follow even intendo' (stupidly-named Game- Project thena brought IX into the per- stereotypes; they created them. The Mario Cube. onal computer age. The Window y tern The video game industry was originally a and Zelda series et the standard for entire intendo i about to become the mall t now u ed a the graphical environment for land of startups. The earliest games tended to genres of games for decades to come. But of the major players in the vid 0 game indu - almo t all X y tern , was developed for be programmers' stunts like Core Wars, a pro- when intendo became the 800-pound gorilla try, and we now have a real corporate giant Project Athena. Until otif gave a three- gram which teaches valuable virus-writing of the world video game indu try (Donkey tepping info the indu try. Remember that dimen ional 100 to X mo t Window pro- skills as players' lines of code battle each Kong), the company became power-hungry icrosoft i the same company which modi- grams u ed the 2-D thena widgets. other. Pong was an experimental machine and ruthless, an enemy of competition. in- fied the cro s-platform Java programming lan- thena al 0 pioneered the u e of comput- installed in a bar, which surprised its builder tendo tried to block all third-party developer guage to create a version that would only er for communication. At a time when practi- when it "broke" from being jammed with from the NES and it later ystern unles they work on Micro oft machine and it i the cally nobody had heard of the Internet thena quarters. Richard Garriott (a.k.a. Lord British, signed a crippling licen ing deal. The compa- arne company till threatened with di rnem- provided e-mail and new groups to all MIT founder of Origin) wrote his first professional ny's propaganda magazine intendo Power, berment by the government for antitru t viola- tudent . It also developed Zephyr, the first computer game before going to college, and wa accu ed of making or breaking develop- tions. What do icro oft' bu ine practice true in tant me enging ervice. Zephyr did sold it on cassette tapes for the Apple lIc (and ers through its game review and elective mean to the video game consumer? The fir t for instant me enging what the @ sign did later on.5.25" disks). coverage. clue i already on di play, month before the for e-mail. odern in tant me enging clien Those early days offered a lot of experi- Even in the intendo's heyday, rival com- -Box s expected ovember relea e - a may offer more feature , but their innards are mentation and novelty to the fledgling market. panies were till able to make a living. The " pecial" deal offering the sy tern bundled till very much de cended from Zephyr. ow the industry ha come under the control eo-Gee and Turbografix -16 ystem lived with three game and accessorie for 500. thena has al 0 become an integral part of of a handful of corporate giants, to the detri- for a while, while ega controlled a small but Thi the only deal being offered by at lea t MIT life as i evidenced by its name. While ment of the people who play the games they one major electronic chain. (You can al 0 get 'other univer itie have computer clu ter we make. The intendo Corporation started out the sy tern in any color you like, 0 long as have thena c1u ter . Other college students as a maker of traditional Japanese playing it' black.) Thi particular deal may not be can only chat with each other on AIM or I Q, cards. Under the leadership of Hiroshi Will it begood for con umers icrosoft's direct fault ince the official and are cut off when OL's erver in Virginia Yamayuchi, intendo hired a few artist and tarting price is 'only' 299 (ver u 200 for die . We chat via Zephyr and network out- inventors to create toys like the extendible when two of the industry s big mo t y terns released in the pa t everal age are virtually unknown. claw-arm then branched out into running a year ) but considering the frenzy over the MIT tudents are very different in person- chain of electronic shooting galleries. In those three are conglomerates whose release of Play tation 2, it eem the mega- ality, intere ts and abilitie . But by the time days the home video-game market was run by companie have a free hand to control supply we graduate, we'll all have some things in Atari, a few Americans who built arcade primary focus is not games? and manipulate their cu tomer . Will it be common. We'll be proficient in multivariable game by hand in a converted roller-skating good for con umer when two of the indu - calculus familiar with electromagnetic and rink. try' big three are conglomerate who e pri- able to wim 100 yard . But becau e IT The weakness of the game industry was an ubstantial hare of the game market. ega mary focus i not game ? doe n't require any degree of thena profi- exce s of idea; Atari's market collapsed was home to the memorable onic Ecco and ure, the games have gotten better ince ciency, there till e ists such a thing as a Mat- under the weight of mediocre, unprofitable Phantasy tar eries, and the popular E . the days of Pong and Pac- an. But the game lab u er. games. (It's rumored that tari buried thou- ports games. The underdog offered con- industry bas 10 t some thing in that time: an It has often been remar ed that IT stu- ands of unsold game cartridges in a landfill in umers game play experience they couldn't openne to new talent and new ideas and the den lac pirit. We'll never turn up in droves ew Mexico.) After offering in 19 4 to let :find anywhere el e. focus on game de ign a a way of life in tead like tanford doe for its football games (I Atari sell its new game y tern under the Atari Then ony the global electronics compa- of as one divi ion of a corporate empire. Will gue the clo est we come is the Harvard-Yale label, intendo tepped in. E en though the ny, decided to invade the game indu try. there be new ario and new onic de igned game). IT alum donate Ie s to MIT than market collap e wa recent enough to scare Almo t 0 ernight the ony Playstation cap- by a few talented people or only imitations alum of many Ivy-caliber college . away corporate giants like Warner Communi- tured the dominant po ition in the market pawned by someone' marketing depart- But we have the little things that makes u cations intendo wa determined to sell its fromintendo. Meanwhile ega lowly died, ment? ay ILTFP (when we're not feeling IHTFP). intendo Entertainment y tern ( E ) in no longer able to claim even econd place. aybe we need to play" im-Game-Indus- thena i a part of the entire MIT experience. America. A small company had made a differ- ega has topped making new hardware, and try" to find out. Like the Orange Tours the yelling at L mo ie , the racy lyric at Bad Ta te or lAP we have enough in common. Let' try to add another thing. And for tho e non ourse VI majors there a side benefit to learning thena. How many tudents can put on their re ume , " killed at I?" Hopefully you will be able to. August 28,2001
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Compiled by and Jennifer ROSHAN BAUGA-THE TECH Krishnan (left to right) JoiaM. Hertz '04, Vanessa J. Cheung 02, and Justin Werfeo G of MIMEtype re-enact the Inner workings of a photo- copy machine in "Xerox." A Carnival of Cultures Cambridge Carnival International 2001 took place this past Sun- day in Central Square. The Caribbean and Mardi Gras-style festival featured a costume parade, cultural crafts, street performers, live music and eth- nic foods.
AU PHOTOS MATTHEW MISHRlKEY-TffE TECH 2001 H Page 9 THE ARTS THEATRE REVIEW City ofAngels Takes Flight Set & Costume Design Highlight Busy Show about Show Busines
By Sandra Chung orne of the real-life orrows of tin's coldne of the crowd. The lead actor eemed a weet voice (that was unfortunately ASSOCiATE ARTS EDiTOR a quaintance , fictional and actual world to feel the greatest effects of the alse tart dro ned out by the orchestra at times). Jen- City of Angels often coincide long enough for a character to faltering lightly in timing and presence. nifer . Berk 01 had the requi ite subdued Pre ented by Musical Theatre Guild sing a duet or argue with his alter ego. Lines were poken ha tily, jokes met tony manner and potential to molder with a Directed by Ronni Marshak The T u ical Theater Guild's produc- Hence, and mu ical number were di ap- throatier, more melancholy approach to the Starring Jame L. Kirtley '94, Peter G. tion of ity of ngel opened la t Friday. pointingly flat. However as the actors grew a best piece in the show, You an lways Chamber G, Kimberly J. Seluga '01, Jen- From a technical standpoint the ho with little more comfortable with them elve , the ount On Me.' nifer C. Berk 'OJ orne 40 cene, and mo t of the actors play- audience warmed to them and the how hile the women hone brightest by Kre ge Little Theatre ing multiple role is a logi tical nightmare. gained enough momentum for a much cleaner themselves, the men stole the show with Pre hman $3, MIT tudents 6 The ing niou set design by John van der and more energetic econd act. group acts. "You're othing Without Me " Aug. 30 - ept. J, Sept. 4 - 6; 8 p.m. Meer '72, utilized the floor both wing , and a e eral a tor shined with e cellent per- a duet between tine and tone brought liding platform in a well-engineered manner forman es in maller roles. tephen L. out the be t in both Kirtley and hambers ity of Angel , a dark mu ical parody that wa appropriate for an MIT produ tion. Peter G wa thoroughly at home in the kin who fed off each others' energy and of the American movie indu try, ha Performer often eemed to be walking on a of the elf-important Buddy/Irwin, a athan reached new heights in boldne s and clari- far more wit and ubstance than the treadmill, mo ing smoothly through a door- Lane-type character whom he portrayed in ty. Daniel J. Katz 03 came out of nowhere C feature film of the same name star- way into another room a the platform lid in an animated, over-th -top tyle. David . R. near the end of the first act and kicked it ring icola Cage and Meg Ryan. et in the the opposite direction relative to the audience. Zych 00 and Brian M. Wong '03 took their up a couple of notches with his energetic ,40s, the show alludes to the Red care and The tage hand curried around ha tily to turn in the spotlight a a hippie Indian lead in "All You Ha e to Do Is Wait." The Hollywood immorality as it relates a writer' complete rna i e et change in near-dark- health guru and an ian coroner, re pee- choreographed antic of the Men's Quartet struggles with his work and personal life. nes while the orchestra played cover mu ic. tively. Greg Pollock G got the mo t laughs and Katz's gangly, Hi panic panache The writer (Stine) butts heads with a direc- The technical aspects of the Sunday matinee for his performance as a narcissi tic singer revived the audience and et the pace for tor (Buddy) over the screenplay to a clas ic how ran more or less without a hitch, an with a vintage radio voice and hilariou ly the re t of the show. film noir murder mystery. Stone, the protago- impre sive feat considering the complexity of bad acting kills. Keep at least the comer of 10 e attention to detail is the key to nist and private eye of Stine's script, embodies the set. one of your eyes on Rogue hindler G, who enjoying City of Angels. howgoers hould a certain gritty self-assuredness to which Stine The period wardrobe, designed by aitlin wa eldom the center of attention despite be wary of the importance of knowing when turns for answers when his own relationship Q. Marlow '03 was also an effective and inte- playing three role , but he de erve favor- to laugh and be ready with a quick wit and with his wife suffers. When Buddy proposes gral part of the show. Clothing in omber and able mention for hi amusing and appropri- active libido. Author Larry Gelbart's jokes script changes that compromise Stine's origi- neutral tones worked in tandem with the light- ate respon es to almo t everything that hap- mostly take the form of asides and subtle nal concept of Stone, Stine is tom between ing to establish the contra t between colorIe s pened around him on stage. wordplay, either of which may be lost on keeping his contracted job as a screenwriter film noir scenes and the technicolor etting of The show's soundtrack showcases con- less attentive audience members. 0 one, and preserving the integrity of a fictional char- Stine's reality. temporary jazz pieces with a vintage flavor. however, will mi s the sexual innuendos in acter with whom he increasingly identifies. Despite smooth technical work and flaw- A 24-piece orchestra performs live back- "The Tennis ong" or any of the wry lines The events of Stine's life occur in color, less costuming, City of Angels uffered from stage and gives Kresge Little Theater the of bawdy humor essential to the demure, va- while the characters in his screenplay go some common theatrical problems. Many of character of a ritzy jazz lounge. According va voom female characters. about their lives in black and white on another the actors had awkward, slow starts though to director Ronni Mar hak, the how' jazz De pite a rocky start and une en perfor- part of the stage. As Stine argues with Buddy nearly all of them improved noticeably quartet (referred to in the program as the mances from some actors, City of Angels is a over the script and revises it accordingly, the throughout the show. It didn't help that they Angel City Four) sings some of the most olid and entertaining show. The pectacular "movie" on stage "rewinds" and continues were performing in Kresge Little Theater, challenging piece in all of musical theater. set de ign, intelligent script, and plea ing along alternate plot lines (an amusing effect to which can be an intimidating etting for both The opening number has no lyrics, and is soundtrack contribute to make this MIT how observe in a live show). The actors who por- audience and cast. Audience response is cru- sung in close doo-wop harmony. a ati fying experience in musical theater. tray characters from Stine's life often play cial to the cast's confidence in a comedy-dri- Musical solo belonged to the dames. City of Angels runs August 30 to Septem- their counterparts in the film. As the woes of ven play in such a small venue, and everal Kimberly J. eluga '02 (Bobbi/Gabby) ber 1 and September 4 to September 6. Cur- the film noir characters begin to, resemble performances suffered vi ibly from the early charmed the audience with her two olos in tain i at P.M.
Clockwise from bottom left: 1 Hollywood Mogul Buddy Fiddler (Stephen L. Peters G) shows Stine (Jamez L. Kirtley '94) just who's in charge of the movie Stine is writing. 2 Stine and Donna (Jennifer C. Berk '01) share a moment of post-coitat bliss. 3 Several characters celebrate the impending conviction and execution of Stone (Peter G. Chambers G). 4 Gabby (Kimberly J. Seluga '02) and OoHe lament the clue- lessness of the men in their lives. 5 Stone (Peter G. Chambers G) weighs his situation. 6 The line between reality and fiction blurs when author Stine and character Stone square off.
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USIC REVIEW NoOne Interview with an Up and Cmning Hard Rock Band By Patrick Hereford year I was going to the ho as a fan but thi year the band ier than what we have and lighter than what we have. We was able to play in the show. It was cool to compare our will possibly have an acoustic song in the future, followed new phenomenon hit Ozzfest thi ummer in the band to these other band who've been out of a while some by a reaUy heavy song. form of 0 One irgin Records' late t recruit. of these multi-platinum bands. We, as a band, began to think 17': Is there one thing you would like to say about your The Ozzfe t rowd were privy to a hort set that "What can we do to get to this Level?" We looked at their current CD? in luded their ingle • hemieal" and 'Down on tageprops and their live performances. It was a learning M' It's a journey of peaks and valleys. There is a lot of Thi re ent hard ro k group i ompri ed of urk experience for us. emotions and changes in it. I have been working on it my (vo Ii t), B-Larz guitar) Flare (ba and Billy K IT: Did you make friends with any of the other bands at entire life. It definitely took a long time to write it and a lot (drums). 0 One' unique per onality allo it to stand out Ozzfe t. of hard work, among the man other emerging hard ro k bands. Following M: We made a Jot of friends with the other the path of Pantera etallica, and Blac abbath, 0 One bands such as Papa Roach, Disturbed, Linkin Park, ha remar able commitment, and the will to ure success. Mud ayne, and Slipknot. Di turbed had been our Life post-Om t finds 0 One preparing to tra el with friends for a while though. other bands on the Pledge of Allegiance Tour. Lead singer TT: What was it like to work with Ozzy ur till finds time to go online and check e-mail he Osbourne? recei from fans. The Te h recently had a han e to peak M: I didn t meet him. He doesn't really come to ill out on stage a lot. I only saw him backstage with a The Te h: Ho did your 0 One get tarted? bunch of ecurity guards around him. What was fur: e and the guitar player knew each other years really cool for me was that hen I was younger my be reo e call dour el e Black Talon. e were a local dad used to put headphones on my head and let me b nd in Chicag . \l e ould asually place our drummer and li ten to Black abbath and Led Zeppelin. In the our b player. Then la t year in January, we fired our Columbus, Ohio tour my parents were able to come drummer and our b i again. We then came aero Flare. watch us play. It was 0 great being able to be on Flare alway \: anted to play harder musi. e ere looking the same tab as Black Sabbath. for a drummer for 0 and a half months. e went through TT: Are you planning on coming back to o people until e found what we needed. e met Billy K Bo ton? and e knew he th one. 1: Oh definitely. Bo ton was one of the top IT: How did you get the name 0 One? three places we played thi year. I think that every- M: e renam d our band 0 One bee u e we ere tart- one really liked our music up there. The radio ing fre h ag in. 0 one really len w who we were or what hows really liked our music. The fans really appre- e were about, 0 e arne up with the name 0 One. ciated what we bad done. The feedback we received IT: Where do you find inspiration for your mu i ? was really good. I don't know when we will be back M' Different things happen all the time and I think thing to Boston, but we plan on coming back in late Octo- that inspire me lyrically are thing that irritate me. If ome- ber- body li to me. or doe anything that pi es me off gets me IT: Do you have a music video? irritated. Being completely broke also irritates me and make M: Our music video is currently being played on me fight bac It ju t depends on what is going on in my life TV2. We are starting to get a lot more publicity t that point. I usually try to write from reality. few song than before. are fie ional though. 0 r of our song are universal. I IT: Most of your songs sound relatively hard. Is b lie e many people can relate to our mu i through its there a soft ide to No One? lyrics. M' Well there definitely is. You can hear Shed- PAULO/tOWN IT: How did 0 One like Ozzfest? ding, which shows some hints of softness. 1think in From left, B-larz, Murk, Billy K, and Mike Flaherty make up No M: It probably the funnest summer of my life. Last the future we are going to write songs that are heav- One, the latest hard rock band.
CONCERT REVIEW CONCERT REVIEW Godsmack Comes Home Not So Young Anymore Edgy Band on Itnu' for Second Albums Release Crosbu Still, and Nash Relive the Good Thars
By Sandra Gonzalez and wa not as poli hed as one might find in By Kyle Jensen is as much as ever a master of the electric gui- recording. tar. He bowled over the crowd with his Godsmack, Deftones, Puddle of Mud By the time Godsmack played their sec- Crosby, Stills, and Nash intense solos in a number of songs, and in par- Tweeter Center ond ong, "Bad agick, , from their second FleetBoston Pavilion ticular, "Judy Blue Eyes," .a song during August 24, 2001 album Awake the band had harne sed their Augu t 22, 2001 which the crowd sang nearly every lyric. collective ability and began to playa one One of the best tunes of the evening was a odsmac one of the premiere heavy entity. Occa ionally though the mu ic and her.e was a day when Crosby, Stills, new piece titled "Dirty Little Secret," a song metal band in the nation, recently bass overpowered the vocal and made it dif- and ash could harmonize with the of protest over the atrocities committed during turned the Tweeter Center's crowd ficult to di cern the vocal . best of them. They had that folksy the'Tulsa Oklahoma race riots of 1921. Such G into a rna ive frenzy of crazed fans. It quickly became clear that ong with T rock sound that was a cross of Simon songs are part of a long tradition of protest for lthough the show began omewhat di joint- the most energy were piece from Gods- and Garfunkel with Credence Clearwater the band members, who commonly address edly, the band quickly came together and mack's first elf titled-album with hits such Revival. Each album was filled to the brim social, political, and environmental issues. produced a concert of high energy and amaz- a " oon Baby, 'Whatever," Keep with the kind of gut-wrenching, tear-jerking Perhaps the most memorable of their protest ing music. Godsmac earned critical acclaim way," "Bad Religion ' , Get p Get Out' songs you d want on a mix-tape for your ex- songs, "Ohio" written by eil Young, when they hit triple platinum sale statu and "Voo Doo. ' girlfriend. any of their ongs like "Our expre ed the widespread public outrage over with their self-titled album Godsmack, along The highlight of the concert wa "Get p Hou e" and "Teach your Children' were the Kent State killings in the summer of 1970. with the disc' premier ingle Whatever,' Get Out. ' In the middle of the ong, rna indelibly imprinted upon millions of minds. CS played a total of 22 songs in the course which holds the record for the longest-run- topped singing and began playing on bon- But the good day have pa sed leaving the of the evening, hitting all their crowd-pleasing ning ingle in the Billboard Top Ten (33 go in an amazing di play of a completely band excruciatingly pa t its prime. ow this favorites like "Guinivere " "Helplessly Hop- wee ). hidden mu ical talent. i n t to ay that Cro by till and ash don't ing," and "Our House." These were interspersed It i therefore fitting that tandalone acts 'Keep way' found ba i terrill kip- rock till - they do. But last week when with a few new songs, including a great number like the Deftones and Puddle of ud opened ping acro s the tage while playing the bass played the FleetBoston Pavilion to a written by Cro by and dedicated his son. for Godsmack's late t Boston rendezvou . guitar, which proved to be one of the high- packed house, it was evident that their sound Throughout the concert, the three performers The concert opened with a hort cartoon lights of the concert. erriIl actually got 0 was not what it once was. were very animated and repeatedly expre sed depicting a comical view of the band prepar- engro ed in the concert that he threw down In the ca e of C and other aging folk how happy they were to till be touring. ing to go on stage. h n the cartoon had hi guitar and another had to be brought out. group , like Peter, Paul, and Mary the years Even though CS has lost much of its Godsmack going on stage inger ully Erna, For an encore the band came bac out and have taken their toll on band member vocal ound, the crowd couldn't help but avor guitari t Tony Rombola, bassist Robbie er- played Voo Doo' with the accompaniment of kill . Guitari t David Cro by and Graham the experience. It wa obvious that the fans rill, and drummer Tommy tewart made their the entire audience. He appreciatively a h and multi-in trumental tephen Stills had not corne to enjoy the technical quality entrance. re ponded 'You guy are beautiful. ' are all getting old. Fittingly, the band seems of the music, but rather to dance and sing The set decoration lent a dark, foreboding Erna continued, "We've toured all over well awar of thi agedne ." orne of u are along with their favorite ongs. Cro by, feel with it Il}edieval castle theme. God - the world the e pa t three year and I don't 60' aid Graham ash at the concert refer- till , and ash hold a pecial place in the mack s signature un hung at the top of the know what feels better than coming back to ring to Dave ro by who now bear a tr.ik- heart of the e fan and in the history of stage with flame radiating from it. In inter- a sachu ett, and later aid, "Bo ton is the ing re emblance to anta Clau. ro by American music. They have produced close val throughout the performance, real flame core of Godsmack' oul. retorted It wa the sex that did it." to a dozen albums over the year , including would bur t from the sun. The enormity of the The fact that Godsmac played in their oday over 0 years after the band tarted the chart-topping, multi-platinum So Far et, pyrotechnic throughout the concert and hometown of Bo ton certainly contributed to making mu ic, it eems likely that the drugs (my per onal favorite) in 1974. superb lighting in response to the music defi- the amazingly high energy di played booze and groupie at the backstage partie C i one of the few bands till making nitely elevated the intensity and amazing stage throughout the concert with little time for have been replaced with Ensure, Viagra and music that actually played at the 1969 Wood- pre ence of Godsmack a a whole. Ie t in between song . grandmothers. ot even rock star are stock mu ic fe tivai. In 1997., in honor of all The band opened with a semi-sweet ren- Erna ommented on the recording of their immune to the unstoppable creeping of time their achievement during 30-plu years of dition of' Bad Religion! Ema's vocals were second album Awake, "We didn't ant to be - and hairlines. making mu ic, the band was inducted into the not ynchronized with the rest of the mu ic surrounded in lu ury we wanted to keep the tarted the how off by delving into Rock and RoIl Hall of Fame. ince then the edge on.' They certainly retained the edge in their cla sic tune like" arrake h Express' band ha continued to record and tour. In the second album and aloin the ub equent and 'Deja u'. To many it was immediately 1999 C relea ed their album 'Looking concerts. apparent that they had 10 t the long v'bcal har- Forward with eil Young, and is currently Got a news tip? nfortunately for hardcore God mack monie that once defined their mu ic. In place on a nationwide "2kl" tour. fans, Erna aid the band will take a year off of thi was a more blue y sound, which The bottom line is this: Crosby tills, and CaB us at x3-15411 or email
By Josiah D. Seale 'de in a om or a perfect balance between the cilantro and da ,a lice of nectarine-raspberry pie ome- the indo into th inegar on one ide and the tomato and onion ho made i way onto the table. The enticing Summer hack that thi i not onl a re pe table re taur nt mix a achie ed with the ra clam playing contra t of fla ors that peacefully comple- 149 Alewife Brook P/..W)! but on of the top 5 ne re tam nt in the muted role to give ub tance to the di h. It mented each other was erved together with a Cambridge, MA 02140 ountry, ominated for a 200 I Jame Beard I a e one ith the de ire to di co er more, to generou ration of very mooth fre h whipped (61 ') 520-9500 ward, it a be out onl b the Ii of continue e perimenting and e amining th cream. The oft texture and consistency of the lain Duca e' e Yore tabli hment. fla or . cream erved a a stabilizer for the flavors and ome re taurant attempt a diamond- For Duca e, it i nearly impo ible to ith an attenti e t ff in red aprons, the te ture of the two frui and the crust, joining in-the-rough feel, lea ing patron obtain reservation (if you lip the maitre d'af- dinner moved long at an appropriately bri them in a harmoniou symbio is. All on a with the feeling that they have found faire a 100 bill, you might get re ervation pace. The next item on the agenda wa the brown paper tablecloth. Sa ecret known only by a elect fe . for the ne t week). Thankfully, thi i not the grilled almon in oy-ginger auce. Grilled uch like the entree the only di appoint- Into thi category would fall re taurants such ca e at the urn mer hack. For lunch salmon i often over ooked to the point of ment in the de ert was ho quickly it Vall- a the Green treet Grill in Central quare or although it i bu y it i certainly po ible to becoming dry, which i a tra e ty. almon at i hed, lea ing in its wake only waves of wi t- perhap Ca ablanca on Brattle treet. A tand- walk in and obtain a table with a minimal j fine t i delicate to the point where it doe ful glance at the no -empty di h, with a offi h facade will conceal an inviting interior amount of effort. not even re emble the re t of the aquatic king- lonely bit of whipped cream as foam on their decor, oft music, and a di tingui hed menu. The menu ranges the full pectrum of dom in flavor or te ture. Thi w almon at i crests. While such re taurants are fun to discover, the gourmet inten ity, including andwiche, a fine t. The fir t bite quickly allayed any epti- The final urprising factor was the re on- urnmer hack i not uch a re taurant, bowl of mu el, and a wok- eared three- cism of the eared exterior and the auteed able co t. The total for a three-cour e lunch When it come to decor the li t of tand- pound lob ter. There is literally omething for auce of finely chopped re h ginger and oy for one person including beverage and tip offi h characteri tics begins with its location everyone, in any price range - from the rved to a cent its te ture and flavor. While arne to 25. hile more than one might and goe downhill from there. The whole itu- haute t of haute cui ine to its leftover dreg. the ide di h of cooked zucchini wa slightly expect to pay at a neighborhood pizza e tab- ation is remini cent of Peter Luger's qua i- Beginning with a lime-ra pberry rick y overdone leaving it omewhat unintere ting, li hment, it i certainly no more than one mafia steakhouse in ew York City. ituated and a cherry ton clam ce iche the e peri- the truth i that it would be difficult for the might expect for Legal ea Food, which is directly across from the Alewife T top, next ence began with an impre ive panoply of fla- chefs to combine the almon with a ide di h far inferior in terms of originality and quality. to the highway, the fact that one must cro vors. The creativity to be found here was ur- that did not eem vacuou in compari on. Each It was definitely worth every penny, and the parking lot and walk past the back of the pas ed only by the quality of the ingredients bite was followed eagerly by th ne t, with a Jasper White's ummer hack definitely takes building to get in begins to give one an used. ort of this-can't-he e-been-that-good-let-me- its place on the Ii t of restaurants that people inkling of what to expect. The ceviche wa simple in preparation, try-it-again-to-find-out mentality. have to go to while in the Boston area. With- After passing the statue of a bearded Yan- which only erved to emphasize the plendor The des ert came altogether too quickly, out a doubt, it i the fine t seafood e tablish- kee sailor, complete with yellow coat and a of its components. Four half-shells of the col- and was altogether too tempting to resi t. ment in the area for tho e who would rather pipe dangling from the lips, and negotiating orful combination were served on ice, with an With the logic that any calorie con umed at a purch e quality over pretense and talent over the internal staircase, one arrives at the host- attractive garnish in the center. In terms of fla- lunch will be worked off by the end of the a tawdry attempt at grandeur.
MUSIC REVIEW Center Stage at 15 The Tech's Meet 3LW- Pops Latest Issue By Ashley Robinson as progenitors of "ghetto pop," 3LW ep- arates their self-titled album from main- ackstreet Boys, -' Sync, Britney stream music with R&B soul and a little Spears, Dream, De tiny's Child dash of hip-hop. Though thi follows the ... if this list has gotten you standard one-hit wonder formula of imi/ Bjumpin' jumpin ', maybe you're tating something else and calling it origi- Business ready for another pop group. Three Little nal, 3LW stands a chance of breaking out Women has placed themselves on the top from the bubble gum groups. of the bubble gum pop world with their As part of the succe ful MTV TRL surprisingly golden self-titled album. tour, featuring Dream, elly, Eve, and Popular singles" 0 More," "I Can't Destiny's Child, 3LW put on a good Take It," and "Playas Gon' Play" have show with exquisitely choreographed have pre-teens across the country going dances and three costume changes. All Office. crazy. The group consists of, naturally, three girls agree that touring i the three girls, ranging from ages 15 to 17. absolute be t part of singing profession- Kiely, aturi, and Adrienne all started ally. eeing their fans and being able to singing at an early age. Kiely, recalls perform makes up for the long hours on memories of her mother singing in their the road. home recording studio. aturi credited Their self-titled album features 12 her church choir from when she was five tracks full of lyric about love and years old as her roots in singing. Adri- heartbreak. However, 3LW doe n't enne also got her start in the choir; her view their young age as a di ad antage. favorite memory is of her choir singing They feel that everyone can relate to, or back-up for Ricky Martin at Madison at least remember, what it i like to be Square Garden. their age. De pite the trite theme and The trio began two years ago, when lyrics, some of the song are conta- Now hirin each member made it past several rounds giou , and li teners may catch them- of auditions for the group. elf-described elves inging along.
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Are Ads inDaily Newspaper, Confusion Lead to Sanction ASA, from Page I ad , including time con traint , Rubin aid all the Theta Epsilon , They had a hearing where we Offic pace implications of printing in color Chi entrie had been removed from were con icted without the abili August 15 and August 2 and placement of the cros word the Daily Confusion within the to make our ca e," Rubin aid. The pace being revoked by the On Friday, The Tech ran a half- solution. new paper after he found about the aenz-Otero aid it was not nee- A i Room W20-477, which is page recruitment adverti ement on orne members of the A A complaint unday night. However, e ary to invite The Tech to the un- currently u ed as The Tech bu i- its back page. . Executive Board, however the printed Daily Confusion book- day' meeting becau e "they alread ne office. Additionally, two recruitment remained skeptical. tudent Mem- let di tributed at the Re idence had a warning. ' Room reallocation occur every advertisements that collectively ber at Large Anant K. ara wat '02 Midway still contain tho e entrie . everthele ,the A A granted two years aenz-Otero aid, and the took up more than three-fourths of indicated that he felt The Tech could The sanction i sued by the A A The Tech's reque t for another hear- next reallocation will happen thi one page ran together on the inside probably have filled the pace with i ba ed in part on the printing of ing. The new deci ion hearing wa coming fall. The proces continues of Saturday's edition of The Tech. something other than 'Join The the Theta Ep ilon Chi Confusion held yesterday. into the beginning of the spring term. Saenz-Otero said he and Rubin . Tech." entrie, aenz-Otero said. But "they had already convicted The Tech will be allowed to had agreed Wednesday that The us "Rubin aid. apply for more space again at the Tech would not run any recruitment Daily Confusion The original decision The revi ed A A verdict "hurts end of this two-year cycle. advertisements on its front or back The Tech's Daily Confusion, dis- Originally, the A A Executive The Tech ... but will not critically urrently, The Tech ha one of pages, nor any fun-page recruitment tributed on Friday at the Residence Board had decided to revoke The damage the organization," aenz- the three largest offices on the advertisements. Midway, proved to be another point Tech' booth at tonight's Activities Otero aid. The ASA he said, cho e fourth floor of the Student Center, Rubin said he had agreed not to of contention at the meeting. The Midway. The decision wa made at not to revoke The Tech's booth at aenz-Otero said. • run any front page or fuJJ-color guide included several entries under an emergency meeting of the A A the Activities Midway becau e, recruitment advertisements and to the name Theta Epsilon Chi that Executive Board unday, after the based on The Tech's record of Tech point to other "try our best not to" run any such stated such things as "Come to The board received a formal complaint breaking recruitment rules in the At yesterday's hearing, Rubin advertisements on the back page. Tech ... grab a story for tomorrow's about the Theta Ep ilon Chi entries pa t "the mo t important re ource pointed out adverti ements for "It wasn't a 'try-to,'" Saenz- issue." in the Daily Confu ion, aenz-Otero for The Tech are its [new] mem- events in the current i sue of Coun- Otero said at yesterday's hearing. 'They were just gags," Rubin said. ber ." terpoint and the program for the On Friday, Saenz-Otero sent an said. Only two members of the A A Both the revoking of office pace Mu ic Theater Guild show, City of e-mail to the Executive Board of However, the Executive Board Executive Board were phy ically and the removal from the ctivitie Angels. He uggested that perhaps a The Tech stating what he felt the of the ASA agreed that these were pre ent at the "hearing," but others Midway are unprecedented con e- double standard was being u ed. compromise was. It was clearly recruitment adverti ements aimed were pre ent "via zephyr contact, ' quence for violation of rush rule . "We don't wi h to file a formal marked as an official warning. directly at freshmen, who compri e according to aenz-Otero. During aenz- tero aid the A A ha complaint, 'Rubin aid, becau e "I only got the clarification e- the primary reader hip of the Daily the ummer, four vote are required rarely had to take any kind of action "we feel they have a right to run mail after we went to press with Fri- Confusion. for the board to take any executive regarding ru h rules violations. whatever they want in their publica- day night's (Saturday's) issue,' Though he saw the controver ial or disciplinary action. The Tech La t year, The Tech was one of tion." Rubin said. entries before the Confusion was was not invited to thi emergency the fir t organization to be anc- aenz-Otero, however, said the At yesterday' hearing Rubin sent to the printer on Thursday meeting. tioned for uch action at all. The A would look into tho e poten- di cus ed at length the constraints afternoon, he aid he did not have In an e-mail to the A A Execu- Tech wa forced to formalJy apolo- tial violations. placed on The Tech's production enough time to change it and "I tive Board, Rubin reque ted a hear- gize to all the group at the Activi- Thi article was not edited b any department that led to the placement didn't think it wa that big a deal ... ing with repre entati e of The Tech ties idway for actively recruiting current or former member of The of Friday sand aturday's house They were jokes.' pre ent. in advance. Tech' Executive Board. Dorms Prepare for Overcrowding Some Found FEE Ea g '05 an international student. Panhel Sees High Turnout, Bids to Be Given Out Tomorro _FE_E,_fro_m_Pa _e_l--- Other new tudent found it A total of 761 tuden took the more difficult. "I passed, but I have Rush, from Page 1 rary housing a ignments, "have included both a paper application online version. "We're e entially a lot of friends who didn t pa s been more interested in their dorm and an interview thi year. testing the entire cia online,' aid Orlando oto '05. ing fraternitie brought before than in years past" Cain aid. While numbers of new member Perelman said. "It wa extremely hard. I found them. Cain attribute thi change in vary from group to group, Panhel Perelman noted that taking the it difficult to concentrate," aid This year, the CLC and BLB part to the fact that freshmen now Recruitment hair tephanie E. FEE online solve everal i ue. Jorge A. oble '05. "The grading realize that limiting a F ILGs rush pick their temporary dorm with the Guerreri 02 u pect that each Mo t importantly, he aid, "it repli- y tern was har h, but [the graders] capabilities will hamper it ability to help of the 13 CD, sent 0 er the sorority will accept at least a many cates the kind of paper people write were al 0 very detailed." improve itself, Pheiffer said. summer to help introduce them to new members thi year as it did in at T ... it s a more valid form of " y only complaint about it is MIT's residence ystem. the past. testing. ' The online FEE also te that you can't really judge ome- Dorms prepared for crowding "Things like the 13 CD have had any orority member noted "the ability to revi e and edit," one' writing kill by two que - While it is too early to tell how a big impact" on this year' resi- high participation among fre hman Before the FEE wa fir t offered tions " said Jeremy A. cholz '05. the number of rush pledge will affect dence selection "and hopefully will women this year, particularly at Kil- four year ago tudents complained Perelman tres ed the impor- potential crowding in the dormitories, be helpful next year,' he aid. lian Kickoff and the en uing that they weren t used to compo ing tance of improving IT tudents' MIT Undergraduate Residential er- Women s Convocation. With 100 es ays with a pen and paper." e writing kills. "Writing s a muscle," vices has prepared dorm rooming orori ru h ongoing member the convocation wa "the don't think [about] the end of the he aid. 'If you don t exerci e it, it chairs for the pos ibility by providing ororitie are till in the thick of large t attendance we ve had in my entence" when writing on a com- atrophie .' them with the anticipated number of the recruitment process. Pro pective four year here Wang aid. puter aid Perelman. crowds the dorms may receive. members will receive bids on e t year orority ru h i dditionally, the online ver ion Solution to Crossword Burton-Conner, acGregor Wedne day. They have the choice expected to be even more produc- ha proved u eful to tudents with from page 6 Ea t Campus, ew Hou e, and ext of accepting immediately or defer- tive becau e "we won t be ru bing di abilitie . ' ow tho e tudent [ju t] take it at home," aid Perel- Hou e are prepared to house the ring their deci ion until Friday at at the arne time a the men" Guer- RENEISHAMEICHOW most crowd , with each dorm ready 5pm. reri said. 'It' really different hen man. I A ASP E CAN HUG 0 to receive about 30 extra fre hmen. "I think it's going very well " girls mi recruitment parties to go DIS P I A I TED A B L E Baker can hou e roughly 13, while aid Annie K. Wang 0 Pre ident on jaunts with men,' he aid. re bmen react to SCANNEAS.GASSES LA LT_ cormick is operating through the of the PanheJlenic oc iati o n Wang al 0 con ider next year s Fre hmen had differing opinion S. MA S 0 TTED .S 1M PE RED Residence-Ba ed dvi ing pro- (Panhel). "We re doing thing a chedule to be a plu becau e the regardin the difficulty of the FE . KAAA T. P 0 KE S. ERR little differently this year, partially increa ed focus on orority rush "I didn't think it wa that bad, gram. AA I 0 1M f R ES .M UN I Re idence selection eem to be in preparation for recruitment will "help the girl adjust to MIT aid arab A. Lieberman 05. TE N. MO AT S. SUSIE proceeding success ully, 'From all 2002." and ee all their option before mak- lame A. Lenfe tey'O agreed E 0 IT 10 NS r N o EED the reports I've heard it eem to be In particular, there ha been dif- ing a choice. ' aying, "It' only hard if you make _A EN O.•ONE going pretty well aero s the board, ' ferent training for Rho Chi to help final draft of ne t year' ru h it hard. ' REAUNS.AFFECTEO aid Dormitory Council Pre ident pro pective member make more s hedule is e pected to become "I thought it was ea , but for AM 081 EA 8 TEA LILY atthew S. ain '02. informed deci ion ang said. The official in late eptember or early me the difficult thing was the lan- GIST TAIESIIOLE UIT E S S CAN T PEA S The fre hrnen, staying in tempo- selection proce for Rho Chi October. guage," aid Paulo H. Jacob ilva Page I you ilIing to pass-up his House 6, op floor) Ques- in rench house, it's manda- under a. come find ou e ... join us for rollerblad- opportunity? ions?: 8-63 8 or Imf- ory! 5th Floor, e House ha she did ith him las ing. Or, or he less heel- 10:51 a.m. - uden ouse reques @mit.edu 6. night. pi a, 617-492-6983 inclined, hang ou in a near- - So you wo e up late but 11:03 a.m. - IlG - Loo - 2:00 p.m. - Theta Delta ull 0 juicy gossip. by park and atch he still need some grub? Stu- ing or Interior decorating Chi - e've go bro hers 12:58 p.m. - Student House people learning 0 dent House ill supply you ideas? Stop b ILG for a i ching 0 ake you guys - e're still grilling. From rollerblade! with all the food you need to house our and Ie yourself CLI BI G, S III G on he hamburgers 0 boca burg- 1:37 p.m. - Epsilon Theta - start the day off right. be inspired b our crea ivity Charles, BIKI G at iddle- ers, e ha e something that Ever anted 0 ravel around 1.1. a.m. and carpentry skills. Call se Falls or re eating to the ill suit ever one's tastes. 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But lunch plus a Disney movie Epsilon - Ultimate Frisbee - 1:39 p.m. - pika - hair 11:00 a.m. - Epsilon Theta e're right. marathon all afternoon! You got mad grips so ease crimping, it's not just for the - Want 0 know how friendly 11:22 a.m. - Tep Force 22 ow's your last chance to up on the disc. 80's anymore. pika, feath- plastic can get? Come mee - e supply the mea , and join in on the good hole- 1:00 p.m. - ZaT - Advisor ered and waved, 617-492- ours! It makes jewelry, it you throw it at us. For vege- some fun-you don't want to meeting run late? It's not 6983 makes trees, it makes tarians, et noodles ill be be a extual virgin forever! too late to make it to the 1:44 p.m. - pika --slumber sharks ... No! Don't eat me! provided. Okay, so these 12:00 p.m. - Sigma Phi ISLA 0 CRUISE! Call Rick party snack time. popcorn, Aaaaaaaaah! We're a co-ed entries are really s arting 0 Epsilon - Picnic at Welles- for rides at 617-232-3257. smores, orange soda. it'll living group ...call x3-8888 mess with my mind. Call ley: Here's to Rush 2001! ZBT THE NON-PLEDGING give you kafka dreams. pika, for a ride. 617-262-5090. Finish it all off with an after- FRATER ITY 617-492-6983. 11:00 a.m. - Ph' S·gma 11:36 a.m. - Delta PSI/ 0 noon of football and picnick- 1:00 p.m. - Bexxxley Hall 1:47 p.m. - Random Hall - Kappa - go find that guy who 6 - Relax at a picnic on he ing with the wonderful - 'There is a violence that I...thought ...you was ... a toad always sleeps late, but just beautiful banks of the women of WeUesley. enslaves, a violence that lib- 1:53 p.m. - WILG - "Where pledgedll Charles River. 12:00 p.m. - pika - mid day erates; a violence that is a kid can be a kid." Do you 11:00 a.m. - Fen a House 11:47 a.m. - Random Hall- slumber party. we are still immoral, a violence that is have the need to express - We're off 0 the beach. ick, Tock! Is the student very tired. breakfast for moral." your inner child, or just to Call 617-437-1043 to come center cluster full? Come to lunch and people lying 1:01 p.m. - pika - pillow play with enormous toys? with us. Sunscreen and Random and enter your lot- about. pika, 617-492-6983, fights. up too late and the Come to the Children's beach ball included. Dine on tery choices here. Our rather napping towards glory. tempers flare. watch out for Museum with WILG. "WorldFamous" roast beef excessive computer to 12:00 p.m. - MacGregor the queen! she's got a brick 2 p.m. and fried seafood at Kelly's. human ratio guarantees that House - Who can decide in her pillowcase, and she 2:00 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- 11:00 a.m. - rench House your preferences will get in where to live on an empty thinks you re a crazy dog! Let's study momentum. - 1100: *Brunch Obliga- on time. stomach? Come eat any- pika, 617-492-6983, clever First, we put Dana on toire -Si vous vous inter- 11:57 a.m. - WILG - Cam- thing we can rustle up, kill, use of flags! rollerblades. Then we gently essez a La Maison Fran- bridge's concrete jungle got and grill. Deep thought by 1:01 p.m. - WILG - Take a direct her downhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil- caise, il faut y assister! you down? Come to WILG's Rick: Don't think, just eat. hike!!! (with WILG... ) We're II! *splat* No experience or Nous parlor-s de la vie a La picnic at the arboretum 12:00 p.m. - Sigma Nu- headed out for an afternoon rollerblades required. aison Francaise - outes 12 p.m. We're heading to Crane escape from the city. Give 2:00 p.m. - Theta Chi - vos questions seront 12:00 p.m. - EAsT camPUS Beach, the best beach in us a call if you want to Come and enjoy a day on repondues ici. La Maison - Homemade donuts and ew England. Play sand foot- come. the river with us as we take Francaise (a ew House 6, muffins to relax after the ball, toss a frisbee in the 1:03 p.m. - WILG - Let's our annual canoeing trip. top floor) Questions? x8- insanity that is rush. surf, or just relax in the sun. go fly a kite ... on Killian. Call 888-692-8648 for a 6388 or Imf- 12:00 p.m. - Delta Kappa Call 617-536-9925 for a ride Come enjoy the summer sun ride. [email protected] Epsilon - Let the DKE over to Sigma Nu. with us! 2:00 p.m. - Student 11:00 a.m. - Sa er ouse- women take you for a day of 12:04 p.m. - WILG - Falafel 1:17 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- House - Meet at the house eat fake meat, cheese, bikinis and body oil to the - unfolding the mystery. Nick's Shack '0 Discount for trip to Museum of Fine popcorn, soda, etc. Come Hampton beach for lunch. Come find out what's really Advice sez "Never eat any- Arts Boston. Show up hang out with us and eat our 12:00 p.m. - Epsilon Theta in falafel at WILG's lunch. thing bigger than your head. around 2. It will be the food! - What has pepperoni, green 12:06 p.m. - pika - okay, At least not twice." In other most satisfying of all super- 11:00 a.m. - Phi Delta peppers, chocolate chips, the grunge rock mix tape is words, that might be just a ficial rush activities in Theta - Relax in the sands and ice cream? That's playing, it must be an early- few too many toppings on which you partake. at one of New Englandis right, your very own mini- mid-90 s slumber party. and that mini-pizza. Uh-oh ... it's 2:00 p.m. - MacGregor best beaches, Cranels pizza. Ok, you can leave the it is. pika, 617-492-6983 gonna blow! run!!! House - Need another tour? Beach. chocolate chips for later if 12:12 p.m. - Senior House 1:17 p.m. - Random Hall- sno cone? No worries. Our 11:00 a.m. - Bexxxley Hall you really want. [* this pizza - We got air Boxing gloves Make Your Own Rush Event. Jimmey Buffet lounge is still - Shorter, yet much easier may be illegal in some and other shit that you can We're fresh out of ideas. going and we've got more to jump out of than McGre- states.] . hit each other with. Coem on Come tell us what to do. If beachballs and frisbees for gor. 12:00 p.m. - Epsilon Theta down and rumble. it's legal, we'll do it. If not, tons of chill entertainment - 11:00 a.m. - Pi ambda - We still have lots of top- 12:12 p.m. - pika - the we'll do it after some all at M450. Phi - Come with us to pings, cheese and tomato lights are dim, the sound is momentary awkward 2:00 p.m. - Sigma Nu - At scenic Lake Cochituate It's sauce! Stop by and make off the horror movies are silence. Sigma Nu we've found that kinda like Survivor, except your own creation. Just be on. it must be a slumber 1:17 p.m. - Random Hall - some of our best future our fat naked guy won't be careful...Nick's lunch is party. pika, 617-492-6983. Your enemies have been laid brothers don't come over for gay. nd we won t eat rats. staring at him. 12:21 p.m. - Fenway House to waste. Villages plundered the first time until late in And there won't be a fat 12:00 p m. - Alpha Delta - Lunch. Eat it before it eats and destroyed. A path of Rush. So we're not closing naked guy. Phi - Bobby Mac is cookin you. 437-1043 destruction left in your desk just yet. Don t give up 11:00 a.m. - ext House - up some home style barbe- 12:22 p.m. - rep Force 22 wake. What to do now? on fraternities until you've Come play with our balls! cue and there s enough for - You've seen the roof, tap- Come take a last minute checked us out Call 617- 24-hour foosball, ping pong everyone. S op by or call danced Beethoven's 5th on tour of Random Hall! mua ha 536-9925 for a ride over to and pool, ALL RUSH LONG! us at 617-576-2792 for a our musical staircase, and hal Sigma Nu. 11:00 a.m. - ew House - ride. even seen our private bed- 1:22 p.m. - Tep Force 22 - 2:09 p.m. - pika - truth or Rush may be over, but we're 12:00 p.m, - Zeta Psi - room rave. Now eat lunch on Big kinetic sculptures your dare. no madonna. well, still giving tours! So come Water Country ew Eng- our front lawn and throw aren't allowed to climb on maybe a little. pika, 617- on over and meet us if you land's Best Water Park! Sun- food into passing convert- and a musical staircase (but 492-6983. haven't already! e're ready shine S imming, and ibles! Call 617-262-5090 to not as cool as ours). Call for 2:15 p.m. - Student House and waiting with smiles on Sweeties! Call for ride: 617- get in on the action. a ride at 617-262-5090. - World class museum our faces! 661-4111 x401. 12:30 p.m. - Alpha Delta 1:33 p.m. - WILG - It's not entrance: free short walk to 11:00 a.m. - Frenc House 12:00 p.m. - Phi Beta Phi - Come join us for a day easy being green, so open said museum: free also A ANDATORY Brunch -If Epsilon - Subs and Sand- at the beach. up your heart (and your change of pace during rush: you're interes ed in French wiches - 12 inches of meaty 12:35 p.m. - WllG - Call room) to a little orphaned priceless House you must attend goodness served up with all WILG now if you want to join greenery. Come pot plants 2:17 p.m. - Random Hall - this! We'll be going over the flxins. in on our hiking trip. (617) at WILG. "We get 20 entries per day, what it's like to live in 12:00 p..m. - French House 253-6799. We'll come pick 1:37 p.m. - Epsilon Theta - and dammit, we're gonna French House. All your ques- - Ack! Aren't you at the you up! Ever wanted to travel around use them am" Come visit tions ill be answered here. brunch yet? Come quick if 12:41 p.m. - pika - girl talk. Brookline, faster than a Random. You're running out t French House (in ew you have an interest in living he slumber party is well speeding slug? Well, so do of time. Augu t 2 2001 2:17 p.m. - Random Hall- hich park? Come 0 er and 6 p.m, or cheesy 80's, we'll have 9 p.m. Ozok ate Ian, but rush is help us decide which park is 6:00 p.m. - Pi Lambda Phi that, too! Come enjoy good 9:00 p.m. - Alpha Delta Phi over now so it's ok! Come best. Perhaps e should - Dinner. Its what's for din- times over a grape soder. - More breakfast food. Oh, feast on his flesh with Ozok take a frisbee, too. ner. 617-262-5090. and did we mention all our and friends. 4:05 p.m. - Senior House - 6:00 p.m. - ZBT - CHICK- 7:29 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- rooms are singles. Call us 2:26 p.m. - Senior House - Frat boys don't like you? We E CORDO BLEU prepared As her tutor, it is your duty for a ride at 617-576-2792 Meat! Do you like Meat! hear Baker is pretty nice. by our chef is a typical part to keep her in ignorance!" 9:06 p.m. - Delta Psi/No. Come to Senior Haus and 4:17 p.m. - Random Hall - of our menu. Come over to What? Come read through 6 - Let us treat you to one eat meat!!!! Veggie Burgers Come see our giant shafts. lBT and try it-we'll get you Arcadia, a fun and funny of Havard Square's best and Aborted Fetuses avail- It's too bad the missiles are back in time for the midway. play by Tom S oppard. kept secrets. Cafe Algiers able upon request. still on order. Vegetarian meals available. 7:30 p.m. - Zeta Psi - fea ures fine Arabic food and 2:30 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- 4:20 p.m. - Bexxxley Hall Call Rick for rides at 617- orth End with W/LG Explore tea while the sweet scents Putty is silly! Silly is putty! - Come chill at our exclusive 232-3257. ZBT, THE POWER- Boston's historic orth End of flavored tobacco waft See putty fly. See putty fly South Boston Blanket Party! HOUSE OF EXCELLENCE and get desser with the through the air. off the roof. Fly, putty, fly! Rodney King-Size it! 6:00 p.m. - Alpha Delta lovely ladies of the Women's 9:15 p.m. - Fenway House *SPLAT* So, what does hap- 4:20 p.m. - pika - is this Phi - You want to come to Independent Living Group. - We...can't move! Marvel(or pen when we drop ten the way they say the future's our Fajita Feast? I don't Call for ride: 617-661-4111 just laugh} at some classic pounds of silly putty off of meant to feel? britpop trib- know ... your stomach is so x401. Star Trek episodes, chock full our roof? We don't know ute moment. 617-492-6983, small. You might hurt your- 7:38 p.m. - Student House of Shatner. e can only hope either. Come and find out! jet boy self. Better go eat tofu. Call - Foretold by the most pre- he doesn't sing as well. 3 p.m. 4:36 p.m. - Delta PSi/No. for a ride: 617-576-2792 scient of oracles a conquer- 9:17 p.m. - Random Hall - 3:00 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- 6 - Tired of rush? Take a 6:00 p.m. - Phi Beta er would rise from the The Blues Brothers. If you C is for cookie! If that's not break and watch a film at Epsilon - Thai Dinner - Once depths to defeat reigning Dr. haven't seen this movie yet, good enough for you, throw No.6. you go Thai you'll never go Mario regime. Could you be you absolutely must be here in more chocolate! Oh, wait. 4:55 p.m. - pika - you know back. such a champion? Tales of for it. John Belushi and Dan But C is for chocolate too. i can't forget that special 6:00 p.m. - Bexxxley Hall your might will be spun by Aykroyd are Jake and Elwood Noooooo! Too many letters! night we met at the local pta. - Midget, the Chicken of the poets and bards. Blues, two good old boys try- But that's just one letter! But 4:57 p.m. - WILG - Come Sea. Yes we have Heinz 57. 7:57 p.m. - WILG - Picture ing to save their orphanage, Ian isn't writing this! Aargh, work up an appetite by taking 6:21 p.m. - Senior House - this ... an evening of funny manage to meet famous 3:00 p.m. - Phi Beta a house tour, and then stick Fifth East resident Richard words, less than perfect art- blues and soul musicians Epsilon - Ping Pongerrr- around for our Mexican Din- Tibbetts explains to you how work, alot of laughter, and alive at the time. Errr... ping pong? ner. Call (617) 253-6799 and 5 Ibs of Tootsie Rolls are you've got WILG's Pictionary 9:22 p.m. - Tep Force 22 - 3:00 p.m. - Phi Kappa we'd be happy to pick you up. better than 300lbs of beef, and Taboo night. Like to put stuff on other Theta - Bowling!! Try to out S p.m. and how this proves that 5th Sp.m. stuff and eat it? Great! roll 200-average champion 5:00 p.m. - New House- east parties are better than 8:00 p.m. - Alpha Epsilon Come over to Tep for some Chung-Kit Chan and 1M bowl- Today is your last chance to steer roast. Pi - Do you have what it dessert fondue. Fresh fruit ing king Oludare Ogunyerni see if New House is right for 6:21 p.m. - Fenway House takes to beat the Bowling covered in chocolate, 3:07 p.m. - WILG - Have a you! Come around anytime - Hungry? Have dinner at Deity of AEPi? Emperor Drew caramel, and maybe even field day with WILG and XYl! to chill with us or take a Fenway. What are we mak- says no! (but only if you butterscotch! Call 617-262- Come play capture the flag tour! We're all waiting to ing? Spin the Wheel 0' Cui- challenge him in candlepin 5090 for a ride on the sweet with us at University Park. help you decide which house sine!(tm} so we'll know bowling) tooth express. 3:12 'p.m. - Senior House is right for you! what to make. Or maybe it's 8:00 p.m. - Phi Delta 10 p.m. - So hey, you collected all 5:00 p.m. - Theta Xi- just going to be one HUGE Theta - Come dine at a deli- 10:00 p.m. - Phi Delta those senior haus bucks, Hang out with alums and Nan-Ling order. .. Call 437- cious restaurant in China- Theta - Sample the great- now spend them. Senior friends and the company of 1043 for Random Food Eat- town, near the heart of ness that is our 60-inch tele- Haus Rush workers on auc- other freshmen. ing! Boston. vision while sinking into our tion for a limited time only. 5:17 p.m. - Random Hall- 6:30 p.m. - Alpha Epsilon 8:00 p.m. - MacGregor leather couches. 3:17 p.m. - Random Hall - Pants! Random Hall is totally Pi - Special Dinner: Only House - Rush is almost over 10:00 p.m. - ZBT - Enjoy Liquid Nitrogen Ice Cream!!f pants! one way to find out ... so come take advantage of the night air and chill at We bought 230 liters of liq- 5:29 p.m. - Epsilon Theta - 6:30 p.m. - MacGregor the food and free stuff at lBT's ROOF DECK PARTY. uid nitrogen. We've still got Is Sara really sillier than House - We're cooking MacG. We'll all be chillin in Call Rick for rides at 617- plenty left. Come make liq- onions? Or is that just what everything we've got except our courtyard so drop by and 232-3257.lBT, THE NON- uid nitrogen ice cream for she wants us to believe? the hula girls. Earn the grab a seat. Good times PLEDGING FRATERNITY the last time. Who knows, Does she actually control us name Big Kahuna by eating dude. Up.m. we might even let you find all? Come ponder these tons of tasty BBQ. Then 8:00 p.m. - Pi Lambda Phi 11:06 p.m. - Epsilon Theta your very own creative uses issues at our pasta buffet! when someone asks you - Miniature Golf. The most - Epsilon Theta Poetry: Part for this delightfully juicy liq- Plenty of fettucine, ravioli, why they call you Big Kahuna fun you've had with balls IV Rush is nearly done/and uid. and tortellini, with a variety just gesture to a hula girl and a shaft since Prom the daily confusion/tomor- 3:17 p.m. - Random Hall - of sauces, many of them and reply, "That's what she Night ... or your shower the row come swim! Join us Crossroads. To finish up the vegetarian. said." morning ... tomorrow for our annual evening, and a spectacular 5:30 p.m. - Phi Sigma 6:36 p.m. - Delta Psi/No. 8:00 p.m. - Alpha Delta expedition to Walden Pond. Rush, we present a film Kappa - After all that pledg- G- Roll the dough, throw it Phi - Come joing Bob Mac Call x3-8888 for a ride. about a young boy obsessed ing, how about a chill in the air, then cover it with as he makes a master 11:17 p.m. - Random Half with the blues, whose quest evening of pool and fun at tomato sauce, cheese, and breakfast. - Adventures in Babysitting. for enlightment leads him to Jillian's Bar and Billiards whatever toppings you like! 8:00 p.m. - Phi Beta Trust me, there is in fact a Willie Brown. The catch? The 5:30 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- 7 p.m. Epsilon - Top of the Hub - reason this movie is part of young boy is played by Ralph Linguine, tortellini, fettucini, 7:00 p.m. - Alpha Delta Head to the top of the Pru- Blues Mania. You'll have to Macchio, the Karate Kid. zucchini, and bikini! Wait, Phi - Still hungry? Still dential Building for dessert see it to find out. Elizabeth 3:24 p.m. - Senior House just kidding about that last don't know where you'll be and an awesome view. Shue plays Chris, the fetch- - Hey, Jay and Silent Bob one ... that's not until tomor- living? Come to Alpha Delta 8:01 p.m. - Student House ing yet tough babysitter of are Funny. Let's go see row at Walden. In any case, Phi to eat and meet the - It's not too late to show us two bratty kids. Somehow, their new Movie!!! You have come join us for a pasta buf- brothers. 617-576-2792 for that impecible hand-eye they end up in the inner to pay for admission fet! As always, vegetarian a ride. coordination in our Nintendo city. though, since Senior Haus options available. Call x3- 7:04 p.m. - WILG - In the Tournament. 11:50 p.m. - Phi Sigma is cheap. 8888 for a ride on the Italy mood for a great dessert? 8:14 p.m. - Fenway House Kappa - Congratulations to 3:40 p.m. - Epsilon Theta - express. Call WILG now and you can - More gamest We just made all the new pledges at Phi Is Russell planning to take 5:44 p.m. - Tep Force 22 - join in our trip to the North some new acquisitions, so Sig and everywhere else too! over the world? No, it's not Eat Chinese food made by a End for cannolis and the pieces are all there. We 11:59 p.m. - MacGregor an evil robot, it's just his former Soviet leader. tiramisu with leta Psi. also have puzzles. Don't House - If we've still got it Pinata. Come take a swing Mmmm .... scallion pies! 7:08 p.m. - WILG - Mouth know Pinochle? No time like we'll stil/ be cooking it, mix- at it and see what surprises Worms! Slugs! Cali 617-262- still on fire from dinner? the present to learn. Call ing it, and giving it away. he has put inside ... 5090. Douse the flames with a 437 -1043 for a ride. Come for all the leftovers! 3:53 p.m. - WILG - Origami 5:45 p.m. - Zeta Psi - sweet treat from Mike's Pas- 8:30 p.m. - ZBT - TOUR OF There's food t-shirts, - a haiku paper symphony Baby Back Ribs Dinner at tries, Boston's finest Italian BOSTON, there is so much prizes, and even some hot box, boat,flower, paper Chili's in Harvard Squarel A bakery. left to see. Let us show you looking chicas in grass crane visit WILG today leta Psi favorite! Call for 7:22 p.m. - Tep Force 22 - spectacular BOSTON by skirts. 4 p.m. ride: 617-661-4111 x401. Bring your instruments, or night and enjoy some deli- 11:59 p.m. - Epsilon Theta 4:01 p.m. - Epsilon Theta- 5:52 p.m. - WILG - All the use ours. Whatever -just cious Italian desserts at the - Wait, rush can t be over "All the world seems in fajita's you can eat. Beef, bring your SOUL! We'll be famous MIKE'S PASTRY. Call yetI Join us tomorrow for tune/on a spring after- chicken, and veggie. Come hanging out, playing a tune Rick for rides at 617-232- our trip to Walden or Thurs- noon/as we're poisoning by for an evening of authen- or two, singing the school- 3257. lBT, THE NON-PLEDG- day for Improv & Hot Choco- pigeons in the park". But tic ethnic cuisine. time blues. Like showtunes ING FRATERNITY late night. < r 001 e have healthy beta beta beta beta beta cereal milk and beta beta beta beta juice for you early 9:00 a.m. -Next House - risers. Join us for more breakfast 8:01 a.m. - WILG heaven. We've got mouth- - Frosted atering omelettes on Augus 28 View e Dal y Confusion onlne at Flakes Lucky demand! 12 a.m, http://conusion.mit.edu~ Charms Fruit 9:00 a.m. - La Casa (Span- Loops all part of ish House) - Breakfast ... 12:00 a.m. - acGregor o ! 6 a.m. a complete breakfast at and help us paint the murals House - By no you've 1:17 a.m. - Random Hall- 6:45 a.m. - pika - we are WILG. in our dining room and start almost got a be sick off ice The Commi ments. Irish peo- very tired! most of us are 8:07 a.m. - Theta Xi - Last your new MIT life as a Span- cream, burgers, and lobs era ple have soul. e all kno fas asleep. the early risers day for the Breakfast Feast! ish House member!! At 450 we've go tons of this a be true. This movie is ill Ie you in and you can You?1I never have another 9:01 a.m. - Phi Sigma fresh fruit a munch on hile about a bunch of Dubliners atch the rest of us drool. one quite like it. Kappa - DO IT! we play some chill hawaiian who all have tons of collect it all! trade wi h 8:17 a.m. - Random Hall - 9:02 a.m. - Phi Sigma tunes. For you sugar addicts untapped musical alent, friends! pika 617-492- issed RHOP at 3:17 AM? appa - Run like mad until we ve got loads of giant and how they form a band. 6983. Sad to see the e tra food e catch you and hoist you cookies too. Great music, and Trans- 7 a.m. smeared on Riad? Well, up on our shoulders a new 12:00 a.m. - he a i-One porter Chief O'Brien is in i . 7:00 a.m. - Bexxxley Hall actually, we were sort of kid- member of Phi Sig party, two party, red daiquiri, Try a little tenderness, peo- - It's Monistat-7 o'clock! ding about that about that 9:03 a.m. - EAsT camPUS blue daiquiri. Roofdeck Party ple. Come tryout our shiny new part. We only really smeared - Had this been an actual #3 Commencing OW. 1:23 a.m. - French House stirrups. some of it on him. Come eat school day you'd be waking 12:00 a.m. - e ouse- - ous avons encore des 7:30 a.m. - hi Kappa the rest. It s breakfast it's up for your 9 AM class right Family values: Escape rush biscuits! Venez chez la ai- eta - E RLY BIRD BREAK- free, it's Random, what else about now. Only if you lived madness with hours and son Francaise! (5th floor, FAST. Yes, we have now could you want in life? at East Campus, of course. hours of Family Guy mania- ew House 6) gone 3 nights without sleep. 8:30 a.m. - New House- 9:03 a.m. - Phi Sigma grab a bag of popcorn and 2 a.m. But we are still making Just woke up (or never went Kappa - Run like mad to join us in the courtyard for a 2:00 a.m. - ex ouse - Breakfast! Come on over. to bed) and looking for some catch the next pledge and Family Guy marathon on the Kicked out of the frat? Don' 8a.m. breakfast? Come get bagels, hoist him over your head, 30ft bigscreen! wanna go home yet? Stop by 8:00 a.m. - Sigma Phi cream cheese, donuts, cere- welcoming him to your 12:01 a.m. - enwa House for ood, fun, and Nextually Epsilon - Do we have to tell al, milk and OJ... better take pledge class - The answers revealed! Is stimulating conversation. you that we have juice, pan- advantage of your last free 9:17 a.m. - French House your husband faithful? Is We're up all night at Next cakes, and eggs any style food opportunity before in- - Reveillez-vous! Le solei! your dog possessed? Will I House! you'd like? Start your new house rush!! brille, les oiseaux chantent, find happiness at Fenway 2:05 a.m. - Senior House - day at SigEp. 8:30 a.m. - Pi Lambda Phi et c'est Ie premier jour du House? Come to our mid- You're stuck here, so it's 8:00 a.m. - Next House - - Breakfast. It's what's for reste de votre vie ... oh, la la! night tarot reading and find time to know how much the We're ready for breakfast. Call 617-267- 9:17 a.m. - Random Hall - out. Or maybe just a Magic MIT admins suck. Story hour breakfast ...what are you 4935 and two guys named I was going to sleep in and I 8-ball. I see a number in with Chris, Robin, and ready for? Bruno and Tony will "escort" would have if it wasn't for your future! 437-1043 ...call Kendall. 8:00 a.m. - Epsilon Theta- you over here. you meddling kids! Car- it now! 2:34 a.m. - French House Once upon a midnight drea- 8:30 a.m. - Epsilon Theta- toons! Random Hall! Now! 12:17 a.m. - Random Hall - - Ca va? J'espere que tout ry/ As I tooled, weak and Let them eat crepes! With 9:22 a.m. - Tep Force 22 - You put Random Hall as the va bien, mais si vous n'avez weary/Over many a quaint lots of fruit, and whipped Lux Interior. Power-Windows, top seven choices on your rien a faire, venez a la Mai- and curious/volume of for- cream on the top. Good AM-FM Sausage. Our import- housing preferences! Excel- son Francaise. gotten coff ...ooh. coffee. morning! ed short French order cooks lent. We love yOU. 3 a.m, Call x3-8888 for a ride 8:34 a.m. - Fenway House ... our short-order French 12:21 a.m. - French ouse 3:07 a.m. - Frenc House 8:00 a.m. - MacGregor - You re awake. We're prob- imports ... order cooks. - There's a living group at - Come eat puzzles and House - The earlier you get Whatever. They'll make IT build cookies!. ..wait ... OK, so here the better the dough- ably not. Wake us up at 437- 1043 and have breakfast whatever your heart desires. 12:21 a.m. - Studen House I might not be quite coher- nuts you get. Otherwise with us as we make fun of 617-262-5090. - Late nigh snack? Yeah we ent his hour of the morning, e've got cereal and lots of he editorials in the New 9:30 a.m. - New House - thought so. but you get the idea ... good fresh fruit and juice. York Times. Come and get your last free 12:22 a.m. - French House French House, New House 450 8:57 a.m. - WILG - Another food before the end of rush! - Which is not quite a dorm 6, 5th Floor 8:00 a.m. - Sigma Nu - free t-shirt, but this one you We have bagels, cream nor an ILG 3:17 a.m. - Random Hall- Pledge. ow. make yourself. Come tie dye cheese, donuts, cereal, 12:23 a.m. - Frenc ouse Random House Of Pancakes 8:00 a.m. - Theta Delta yours today at WILG. milk, and OJ until 10:30am. - We cook and we speak is going out of business! Chi - We've got brothers a.m. 9:33 a.m. - WILG - Tie french: mais oui! Everything must go! Come itching to take you guys 9 9:00 a.m. - Phi Sigma Dying is still going on on the 12:24 a.m. - French House eat all of our food. All of it. CLIMBING, SAILING on the Kappa - Think of a creative WILG patio! Stop by for - Alors il faut venir ici! This is your last chance! If Charles, BIKI G at Middle- way/place to pledge. Orga- another free t-shirt and alot 12:25 a.m. - renc House there's any left, we re sex Falls, or revealing to the nize it with some buds? The of free fun. We will come - French House is located smearing it on Riad. You secret location of the 24 more original better! pick you up if you call (617) on the 5th floor of New don't wan that. hour McDONALDS. 9:00 a.m. - ZBT - BREAK- 253-6799. House 6. 3:47 a.m. - Sen'or House- 8:00 a.m. - Delta Kappa FAST at lBT! We've got waf- 9:36 a.m. - Delta Psi/No. 12:44 a.m. - Student House Did you know you can buy Epsilon - Come over to our fles, pancakes, toast, juice, 6 - Crepes, fruit muffins, - Klaatu Veradu ikto Is your human placenta on he Inter- place before noon and our coffee, eggs, omelettes, coffee, bagels. stomach turning for the late net? chef will make you break- yogurt, bacon, cereal, every- 9:40 a.m. - Senior House - night munchies?? Yeah we 3:59 a.m. - Senior House - fast, DKE style. LOTS of thing. More friendly than Psyched to make your dorm thought SO...so come on by Yao went to Japan and took food. Denny's and twice as nice. room a wholesome place for for some food! 5000 photos. She's coming 8:00 a.m. - Theta Xi - Ding Call Rick for Rides at 617- you to work and relax? Pre- 12:47 a.m. - Random HaU - back to do 17 raids on West Ding! The food is hot and 232-3257. ZBT, THE NON- order a gallon of black paint "What's this? Rush is over!' Campus. Poster child for the plates are ready. Break- PLEDGING FRATERNITY now! Yeah whatever. You've speed? Come and find out. fast is served. 9:00 a.m. - Alpha Epsilon 9:49 a.m. - Student House entered your preferences, 4 a.m. 8:00 a.m. - Phi Sigma Pi - Breakfast with Micah, - 100% of MIT scienticians but e re not done yet. Stick 4:00 a.m. - French House Kappa - Pledge Early, featuring omelettes-to-order, agree that if you stop eating around. We've s ill got plen- - The night is yet young! 8:00 a.m, - French House eggs, potatoes, pancakes food you will die with high y of stuff to keep us busy Mary and Keith are probably - Cookies for breakfast? waffles, and the list goes probablity. It's in your best this afternoon, and don t for- still up come schmooze and Why not! We have plenty, so on ... interests to prevent that. get the Hella Cool movie eat cookies! come on by. French House, 9:00 a.m. - Theta Chi- Come eat breakfast at Stu- marathon tonight on the roof 4:16 a.m. - Fenway House 5th Floor New House 6. There's no better way to dent House. deck. Random rules. - Is dead week here yet? 8:00 a.m. - Alpha Epsilon start the morning than pan- 10 a.m. 1a.m. 4:41 a.m. - Senior House - Pi - Breakfast with Micah, cakes and waffles, and we'll 10:00 a.m. - Alpha Epsilon 1:00 a.m. - ext House- Be the first to sign up for a featuring omelettes-to-order make sure you get your fill. Pi - Join us at the Boston Got the late-night munchies? ride in Alex Firshein's Choch- eggs potatoes, pancakes, 9:00 Phi Beta Commons for a relaxing day Stock up on sinful sweets mobile of Death. Yeah Hag- waffles, and the list goes a.rn. - Epsilon - Crepes - Got of pizza and sports. Oh from our infinite supply of gard!!! on ... Crepes? yeah, it'll be anything but chocolate and rice krispie 5 a.m. 8:01 a.m. - Phi Sigma 9:00 a.m. - Beta - beta common. treats! Bonus: more classic 5:17 a.m. - Random Hall - Kappa - Pledge Often! beta beta beta beta beta 10:00 a.m. - Sigma Nu - Family Guy episodes on our Hi! How are you=3F I send 8:01 a.m. - French House beta beta beta beta beta Have you been at the same 30ft outdoor blgscreenl you this file in order to have - Ew what is it with people beta beta beta beta beta house all rush and just real- 1:17 a.m. - Random Hall- your advice See you later who eat desserts for break- beta beta beta beta beta Office Space! Roofdeck! Thanks fast? Come to french house, Daily Confusion, Page 13