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was partially driving in tin- shoulder Trucks collide, when he hit the tanker. The disabled tanker was carrying freeze northbound about 7,000 gallons of milk and was driven by Brent Riggleman, 22, of traffic for hours Mount (ackson. The tanker had bro- ken down while Riggleman was driv- BY RACHANA DIXIT ing to Springfield, and was properly MM rorron parked in the right shoulder. Neither men were injured and no spillage Traffic on Interstate 81 North came occurred for airbags were employed to a sudden halt after a boxed truck to keep the boxed truck upright. ran into a disabled tanker, causing the Garber said Gonzales w i 11 be charged boxed truck to overturn on its side per- with reckless driving. The maximum pendicular to the highway. penaltv carries a $2,500 fine, one ve.ir in Senior Trooper Q.M. Carber of the jail and the Ion of a driver's luvtw i..r Virginia State Police said the accident one year. Garber added that both trucks occurred around 12:15 p.m. Miguel were totaled and damages tor the tank Gonzales Jr., 29, of Naples, Fla., was er and boxed truck are estimated to be driving to New York carrying more about $100,000 and $75,000. than 26,000 pounds of bell peppers in Due to the accident traffic was the truck. He failed to stay completely stopped tor hours and backed up for .i in the right lane on the Interstate and mile. Thtik was le-rouled to Route II.

A box truck carrying bell pepper* (above) hit a disabled tanker transporting milk (right) on Interstate 81 North. The accident stopped traffic for hours and drew many onlookers outside ISAT. Humorous Highlawn continues ABC license appeals members are present, Getting! doctor to Local bar stays said, but onk tWQ members .ire needed to meet quorum. open as it Throughout the appeal ptfl visit, speak od, Highlawn is still permitted ■Y DREW LEPT appeals case to distribute alcohol until the NEWS EPrroR official decision is made bv the BY RACHANA DIXII Board. However, "It's not an Patch Adams, whose nontra- NEWS mmw instant decision," Cettings s,ud ditional ways of treating patients I tensions nun take up to a few- were depicted in a 1998 movie, An appeal heanng in front weeks, but an' dependent on the will speak to students during of the Va. Alcoholic Beverage case. Because this is HI appeal classes throughout the day and at Control Board on March 9 will heanng, no new evidence will Wilson Hall tomorrow evening. determine whether Highlawn be presented. Adams founded the Pavilion will be able to keep its If Va. ABC revokes Gesundheit! Institute, a medical license to distribute alcohol. Highlawn s license to distribute community in West Virginia, in On Nov. 8. 2005, a deci- alcohol after the appellate hear- 1971, with a mission to bring sion was issued by Va. ABC in ing, Highlawn will be able to "fun, friendship and the joy of Staunton to revoke Highlawn's appeal to the local circuit court. service back into health care." license; however, Highlawn was last war. the Va. ABC During the speech, he will be given 30 days to appeal the deci- filed seven complaints against speaking about the hospital's. sion, said Va. ABC Public Affairs Highlawn. Some of the com- "What is Our Love Strategy?" Director Becky Cettings. The plaints listed included allow- The institute is well-known local restaurant and nightclub ing an inloxuated individual for its attempts to provide free filed an appeal to the decision to loiter on the premises, hav- health care, along with fun,to on Dec. 8. ing an alcohol license Iiuad people worldwide. Cettings said, "The licensee to a person different from the Since there is no Gesundheit! is hoping the Board will change legitimate owner, having a false Institute building yet, Adams and lthedecision|." mixed beverage annual review his team reaches people in other On the date of the appeal submission and the conviction ways. For example, according to AMY PATKRSON ;*».> nliM heanng, two Board members of Brenda and Nick Neofotis. the institution's Web site, Adams Hlehlawn Pavilion will retain Its ability to distribute alcohol as It appeals the November will review the appeal. In the owners ol Highlawn, for and a group of "clown-diplo- decision Issued by the Va. ABC board to revoke the bar's liquor license. majority of cases, all three Board embezzlement on Feb. 2, 21)05. mats" travel around the world On "Down Trips," advocating friendly love, interdependence and world peace, while bringing smiles and often medical sup- Net, MadisonTRAK helps students find jobs plies to people in need. The film "Patch Adams," specific searching needs. to supply students with specific and subsequent |<»b offers. MSNBC last November. |ob starring Robin Williams, drama- Search engines MadisonTRAK, JMU's search results. Chase said Chase said. seekers can expect to spend tized Adams' quest to change the (ob search engine, enables students need to narrow, not But students also are finding $3,000 on average for a career way patients are treated and the new way to find students to access information broaden their searches. jobs in other ways. counselor alter college health care system works. His about companies specifically Senior management major Senior Karen Mills, dance "In America today, 25 to r»f» unorthodox methods for treating job openings seeking JMU students. Katrina Weiss had success and English double major, and percent of people will change patients put him at odds with "It's a tremendous after becoming involved with found her future job by sending careers six to seven tunes times many other doctors. Eventually ■V SIIIMVSII SALTZBEKG search engine," Chase said MadisonTRAK. Since then, she out resumes and videos of her Not just |ol»s careers,' Chase he was brought before the run WHITER Of MadisonTRAK. With hastadtwoon-campus interviews dancing to potential employers. said. Therefore, job searching Medical Review Board for prac- MadisonTRAK, which is with companies she came into Last fall. Mills took a dance and interviewing is a skill that ticing without a license. With the emergence of a new accessible horn the |VH Web site, contact with thnmgh JMU. course which prepared her will need to be modified with This free Wellness Passport online job search engine catering students can search |ob listings, But Mime people use other to apply for a job with Royal each of these ihanges. event will commence at 7 p.m. to college students, more submit resumes and even sign up methods to find employment. Caribbean Cruise Line. For Coghlan and Mills, the Adam's appearance at Wilson students are finding the Internet for un-campus interview s. Like Weiss, senu »r graphic design "It's been a job of stress commonly associated Hall is being sponsored by JMU's an increasingly more useful tool This year, careerbuildtt major Sean Coghlan started to mine — dancing, performing with the last semesU-r in college Student Senate, Department — but not the only way— to com, the nation's largest job search for jobs last fall. After and traveling the world at the is different from those still of Social Work, Institute for search for jobs after graduation. site, launched a new web eHa making connections thmugh an same time," Mills said searching for employment. Innovation in Health and Human David Chase, coordinator for targeted at college students and internship he had, he has been Just as Mills found her "I am excited about Services, National Association of on-campus interviewing, said, alumni called CoOmpHfl COW. given a "conditional offer of job thmugh a class. Chase graduating and definitely Get 'I Social Workers Student Program when using an online resource However, Chase cautions employment" b) thegovemfnenl encourages students to explore great about lined) having ,i Unit, Social Work Organization to locate jobs, it is important students against some of the to he a graphic designer. all the job-locating services job, which is something a lot of and Phi Alpha National Social 10 evaluate whether the tixil is larger search engines because There is a high correlation available at JMU free of charge. graduates are worried atxiut — Work Honor Society. user-friendly and if it meets your they do not contain the filters nationally between internships According to a report by H>b secunty," Mills said.

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Students who have part-time |obs on top of schoolwork often have a set number of hours; but for those JMU students who make Onxfwytwr" the decision to become resident advisers, the job never really ends. Earlier this month, the Office of Residence Life accepted appli- cations for the RA position in the 2006-07 school year, emphasizing the need for students who have an interest in personal growth and aiding in the development of a living environment, according to , the ORL Web site iveb.jmu.edu/reslife In addition to the responsibilities associated with college life, Jjmyreoj.lorth.rtWolfh. RAs devote between 10 and 15 hours a week attending meetings, •twt flout to rath ,„|| organizing programs for their hall and being on duty one night a week. This does not count time spent mediating roommate con- flicts, putting up bulletin boards and dealing with issues such as underage drinking. "You're always kind of on duty," said junior John White, an RA in Carber Hall. "If a situation comes up you have to drop everything and deal with it." Work begins before the .icademic year starts, since RAs must F.VAN DYSON'wmor p/tvtotraphet attend a week-and-a-half training session in August before their Sophomore Andrew McKenna sits In the HA office of Converse Hall while on duty. As a part of their Job, RAs are required to be residents arrive, where they learn to deal with issues they may be on duty at least once a week for four to six hours. confronted with during the school year. Sophomore Jamie Lockhart, an RA in Fredenkson Hall, said she (riendship with thorn " high points cil being an RA, but notes that getting Ins own RMWI thinks mat RAs unfairly get a bad reputation among students. "I think Despite some difficulties of being an RA, for most, the benefits and the pav doesn't hurt either. "It's the best alternative to a part- what residents don't MM is ili.it you don't want to have to discipline outweigh the negative aspects of the job. Forming bonds with the time job," he said. anyone any more than they want to get in trouble," she said. residents in the hall is a major perk lor RAs like senior l.ori Verma. lor l.ockhart. who became an RA to become more involved White also said it can be tricky trying to balance being a role who said, "The people |ust make it worth it. I have met a really di- around campus and aid new students, the experience has beoi n model for his residents and being their friend, but adds, "Most of verse group of people and thev an- all amazing.* "anting. "I am glad I did it There has been stutt thai was difficult the residents understand that I have a job to do and will respect Sophomore Chris Manning agrees that meeting new people lo deal with, but I think it was good lor me because it taught DM .1 you more if you do your job, while at the same time maintaining a and being a positive role model for his residents have been the higher level of responsibility."

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■Y JACKIE COLE He added, "I would say that the catastrophu when one considers that CONTUBUTISG WRITER Bush administration was overlv op- we have invested the lives of thou- timistic about what conditions would sands of American soldiers, hundred On Tuesday, Ian. 24, Qubad Talaba- be like on the ground in Iraq after the of billions of taxpayer dollars, and ni, son of Iraqi President jalal la I aba- Saddam regime fell." huge amounts of international politi- ni and representative of the Kurdistan On the other hand many Republi- cal capital expended; anything more Regional Government to the United can students felt that the President's than that — like the notion that out- States, will discuss "The Future of motives for entering Iraq were neces- siders can establish a Jeffersonian de- Iraq" in Grafton-Stovall Theatre sary to get Hussein out of power. mocracy in Iraq — is simply fantasy." During Operation Iraqi Freedom Although Democrats and Republi- Keating holds a similar view with in 2003, Talabam served for one year cans are split on the motives for Iraq, the issue. as senior foreign relations officer for they agree that a quick withdrawal "I feel that the United States has a the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan, a of troops from Iraq would only cause responsibility to aid in the rebuilding of leading Kurdish political partv re- further problem! the Iraqi Infrastructure, and we must see sponsible for governing the eastern that reconstruction efforts go forward part of Iraqi Kurdistan. After all, as former Secretan ol State Powell said, ' UHI break it, you own If" A As a part of his position, he worked ...Ifeel that the United IVAN !» SON/MVFW /■A..MV"'/' " closely with the U.S. led Office of Re- Political science professor Virginia Seniors Simeon Teopaco and Naomi Hill were crowned as Mr. and construction and Humanitarian Assis- States has a responsibility Mane Jordan's concern with Iraq is Ms. Greek Wednesday night. tance. Subsequently, he was the PUK's with the extent of manpower that has top liaison with the Coalition Provi- to aid in the rebuilding of been estimated. sional Authority. He also acted as a the Iraqi infrastructure, "U.S. ground forces in Iraq will Mr. and Ms. Greek liaison officer between the PUK and remain for an undetermined amount U.S. military forces in Iraq. and we must see that of time; this includes full-time sol- Nationwide, there are a myriad diers and those in reserve. The ex- of opinions regarding the war and reconstruction efforts go tent of military presence and a po- pageant raises $2,500 the future of Iraq. Critics say the U.S. tential increase in actual soldiers in presence in Iraq is turning it into a forward. Iraq will inevitably stretch our man- BY RACHANA DIM I to become too competitive,' she magnet for terrorists and that it's time power and resources lor the military, said MiKa\ added that the pageant to get out. Supporters say leaving now if it hasn't already." aspires to be an annual event that could mean civil war in Iraq and more — Michael Keating For many students and profes- I lie second annual Mr. and Ms. will carrv the |ML tradition of "All turmoil in the Middle East. • Secretary of JMU College Democrats sors alike, the ongoing deployment of Gn-ek pageant, held in the Festival together One." College campuses across the nation troops to the Middle East brings anxi- Center l.rand Ballroom Wednesda\ The pageant began last vear as have become increasingly involved in ety to those whose family members night, demonstrated the contes- a fund raiser for 'The Big Event, a the debate as well. Professor J. Peter Pham, director of and friends are in the armed forces. tants love ol the 1M8(K while also JMU-widecommunity service day in Politically, many Democrats and the Nelson Institute for International Talabani will speak at 6 p.m. in raising $2,500. the spring. Last year, JMU students Republicans have had opposite views and Public Affairs, said, "Why and Grafton-Stovall Theatre and admis- Seniors Simeon Teopaco of Phi went out into the Harnsonburg on why the war was even started. how we got into Iraq and what choic- sion is free to the presentation. Sigma Pi and Naomi Hill of Delta community and helped at vanous Secretary of the )MU College Dem- es could have been made differently Talabani's presentation is spon- Sigma Theta were crowned as the volunteer sites set up by the ocrats, senior Michael Keating, said, are not central to when and how we sored by the Muslim Student Asso- pageant winners Community Affairs Committee "It is obvious that no one involved in get out." ciation at JMU with support from the Overall, 23 contestants compet- I Ins war, "The Big Event" will be the original Iraq War planning efforts Pham added he believes America has Foundation for the Defense of Demo. ed from social, business, honors, aca- held on April 22. really understood what the United no choice but to succeed and to install a racies, a non-partisan political think- demic and service fraternities and As first place pageant winners, States was getting itself into when it safer form of government in Iraq. tank, and JMU's Nelson Institute for sororities Senior Kathleen McKay, Teopaco and Hill won a percentage decided to invade Iraq." "Anything short of that would be International and Public Affairs. chair ol the SGA Community Affairs of the pageant sales to go to a ( ommittee. who was responsible for philanthropy of their choice. Other planning the event, said, "It WM a items were donated as prizes, such ver\ dhnifM group of people." as a Tiffany's ring from James All cunteslants had to partici- McHorw Jewelers and a Tilfam ~ pate in vanous events, including an money clip. Slip and slide opening dance number, beachwear, Second-place winners were tormalwear, talent and questions sophomore Brandon Gray of Kappa posed by the seven judges. Kappa Psi and senior Rachel Lynn McKay said the theme this Cohen of Delta Delta I Vita I he year was incorporated throughout third-place winners were junior Brad the pageant to keep the pageant l^andsof Theta I hi and senior laime light-hearted. 'We didn't want it Thompson of Tau Beta Sigma. Ala. bill may ban keg sales

iv Litm ROC.FRS someone of legal age to buy a keg CMM90N wan for them so they can throw a partv for other teenagers. the bill's sponsor l\er\ house partv around cam- Sen. Bobby Singleton, DOeensboro, pus may soon be B.Y.O.B. — by law. told The Associated Press A bill to ban the sale of kegs for the CrtKUtm White could not personal use in Alabama is moving reach Singleton tor comment through the state legislature ll the law hYtsv Rue, a Ireshman maionng is adopted! draft beer could he served in public relations, thinks the bill is a only in restaurants and bars. good way to curb public intoMcation Stephen I till, | freshman majonng and underage dnnking. innuisH cdiiuition. said the law would It s Better, to DC under 21 and make part\ -going, more expensive. drink when there's a keg," Rue said IOU have to paj i lot man mon- Ben Brown, a sophomore ma- ey lor a six paik," as opposed lomanv jonng in mechanical engineering, peopk' pitching in for a keg, I (ill said. said he didn't think the bill would The Alabama N>nate voted 300 ■fifed him much. I uesda\ i "i legislation that would ban I ases are all right tor me,' phutinb) AMY PATF.RSON/iA..f...-./ir<» selling Ken «'l live gallons or more to Brown said individuals. Left: Christian Norem. 4. bowls next to his father, Chris, and baby sister, Courtney, In the arcade area of the water- Bob Hill, attorney for the Ala- Underage drinking of draft beer park. The arcade area Includes games such as shoe ball, bowling and air hockey. Right: Massanutten Resort Indoor bama Alcoholic Beverage t ontrol is j problem at fraternity parties, but Board, said the agenc\ has not tak- Water Park Is currently open, but Its grand opening will occur this summer. ■ bigger pmblem is teenagers getting en a position on the proposed ban. 41 MONDAY, JAN. 23,2006 I wwwjhebreeze.org I THE BREEZE

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OPINION THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org | MONDAY, JAN. 23,2006 16 Hun /i PERSPECTIVES HOUSE EDITORIAL Political labeling stagnates Godwin poorly designed for classes According to Kiplinger's Person- ture, themselves hardly representa- positive dialogue, change al Finance, we've come a long wav tive of a "great value" school. baby, for )MU is now ranked 17tn It is further understood that BY PATRICK SLAWINSKI selves. In my lifetime, I've seen in the vaunted "Kiplinger 100," a Godwin Hall does serve practi- covTR/mmvc wRrriR the "right" shift from largely ranking of the top values in pub- cal purpose for both JMU athletics isolationist to a preference for lic colleges. There are a plethora of and the kinesiology department, America is in the midst oi ,1 preemptive international war. reasons why our wonderful insti- and does so well. Yet it is the very llimae affliction. I've read that I've seen the "left" move from a tution has climbed the ranks with features that make it integral for all we are a country of red and blue favor of world police actions to such aplomb, from our comparably things sports-related that make it si.ites, filled with either right or calls to bring the troops home. low cost to our continually excel- inadequately suited for academic left-wingers, respectively. I've And I'm only 21 years old! If lent professors to our consistently purposes. Classes from the College seen on the news that these red, you look a bit further into the phenomenal food. of Arts and Letters don't belong in a conservative states encompass past, you'll find that positions Yet for the thousands who have three-story tall gym, with heat from the great majority of the land in on abortion have changed had classes in the sphincter of a the pool and the stench of sweat this country, while that little bit hands entirely. Look further building that is Godwin Hall there wafting up from the ground levels of blue liberalism sticks to the still to see the complete reversal is no indication that "great value" is to deter from the lessons taught in coasts, to the north and to the cit- between the constituencies of considered characteristic of our uni- the sauna-like classrooms. As a re- ies It nptui as U I am living in the Democratic and Republican versity. The structure, seemingly de- sult, while renovation would be the a country at war with itself: red parties. With all of this in mind, signed after the third circle of hell in most economical of alternatives, it versus blue. left versus ri^ht. you may be able to see why I Dante's "Inferno," is a mold-infested is questionable how much improve- North versus South, black ver- avoid any strict adherence to swamp for academic classrooms. It ment can truly solve the difficulties sus white. Vet this is not the case. one label or another. is stifling year-round, never drop- Godwin has serving academic pur- I his is not America. Instead, I prefer to make up ping below a temperature favorable poses. There is only so much insu- The obvious truth is that my own mind, independent of for the spread of yellow fever. The lation one can cram in between the the so-called red states do, in whatever label may be popular classrooms themselves are confining, floors of a 34-year-old building. fact contain Democrats, Liber- at the time or not. Certainly, if sweltering, windowless holes hardly |Ml would be VMS,', as it con- als, or whatever you like to call we would all just stop for a mo- conducive to the learning process; tinues its voracious expansion, to these "blue" people. Likewise, ment and truly think, and not they seem to have been designed by make the removal of Godwin Hall blue states contain nti/ens who look at matters in terms of red the architect of Guantinamo Bay. from academic duty high on the list might be categorized as "red." and blue, or black and white, It is understood that JMU, on the of priorities. As futile as it may be to There are fascists in Boston and we might surprise ourselves whole, is a little tight on space. In the endorse such a project, it would un- socialists in Salt lake Otv, and with how we really feel about past two years we have repossessed doubtedly be in the best interests of rv .TV kind of person everywhere issues that really matter Instead an abandoned Hojo, rented out a the students to rebuild Godwin Hall ettC Bui this continual portrayal, of focusing on us-versus-them local high school purchased the from the ground up. Godwin could this simplistic method of sum- distractions like the supposed grounds of Rockingham Memorial potentially be split into two build- marization, creates an insidious culture war over the celebration Hospital, and begun exercising - ings, each occupying half the current effect. We classify entire states of Christmas, we might consider nent domain to oust local businesses building's footprint to separate the as belonging to one political how we are living our lives, how located in relabve proximity to our academic from the athletic. Then? is orisuasHdi or another, when no our government is performing land. Even before all this, the stacked no question that JMU needs to rem- such label can ever approach and how we'd like it to perform, double-wides that are the Modular edy the problem; the lingering query identifying anv meaningful fac- on how much value we place on _i*ai Building had become a campus fix- is whether or not we will. et of any state's existence aside the lives of the people of Africa from a single popular vote. This and the people of Iraq, on the fascination with reds and blues lives of our soldiers, and on the is not the only problem; it is |ust lives of America's poor. We, the BREEZE PERSPECTIVES one part of a larger set of issues American people, might real- that arc slowly eroding away at ize that the president is not our the very sanity of our country. team captain: he is our employ- The case against the Roe v. Wade case Yes, our sanity. What else ee, as are all of our government any abortion, for a woman could just claim could we be losing when we officials. This is not a game or a IY ANTHONY RIEDEL justice, Lewis F. Powell, felt that the Consti- any number of these reasons to a doctor. choose to define ourselves by culture war. Lives are at stake, CONTRIBUTING WRITER tution did not have an explicit right to pri- vacy and an implicit one at best. However, The point is that the I s S ( changed all such unrealistic categoriza- yet we are trapped within our 50 states' abortion laws. However, there is no tions? I know that there are frames of reference: red versus Women's suffragist Alice Paul said, Powell firmly supported a woman's right to "Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of an abortion and was willing to partake in "nght to privacy" or "right to an abortion" those who are happy to define blue, left versus right, us ver- women." Abortion is really the ultimate making this a new right from the bench. in the Constitution. The 10th Amendment themselves by one political la- sus them. And all the while, we exploitation of American voters. Yesterday Enter the Nth Amendment. The 14th clearly states that "the powers not delegated bel or another, but I am not The never realize that we are them was the 33rd anniversary of the Roe v. Wade Amendment was ratified to protect black to the United States bv the Constitution, nor meaning behind such labels and they arc us, just misled in decision. This anniversary, with the immi- Americans. Justice Blackmun used the 14th prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to changes so rapidly nowadays different ways. nent confirmation of pro-life Judge Samuel Amendment, which stated no state shall the states respectively, or to the people." In- that they have little more true Patrick Slawinski is a senior stead, the U.S.S.C. decided what the nation's value than the names them- SMADmafor. Alito to the United States Supreme Court "deprive any person of life, liberty or prop- (U.S.S.C.), warrants yet another examina- erty, without due process of law." This right law H as going to be. ignoring the right of the tion of this historical decision. to "liberty," according to Blackmun, implic- state to have an interest in protecting the life Enter Jane Roe. Roe lived, in in itly included the right for a woman to have of an unborn baby. 1972. Roe had an unwanted pregnancy due an abortion. The Constitution expressively But wait, doesn't the Constitution also to a "gang rape." The law in Texas (and 30 Mys that a person's life cannot be deprived, say that both the federal government and other states at the time)stated that a woman but the Court said that .> woman implicitly the states could not deprive me of my right could only have an abortion performed it has the right to take a life away. to liberty? The right to vote was exactly her health was in danger. Roe became the Enter Doe v. Bolton. The law regarding what the Constitution meant by "liberty." lead plaintiff of a class action lawsuit that Doe v. Bolton actually provided not just a The paradox is that in the name of women's argued against the Texas law. Roe v. Wade mothers-health exception, but rape and rights, men and women have been deprived was eventually appealed to the U.S.S.C. fetal health defect exceptions. According the right to vote on this very important is- with a case from Georgia (Doe v. Bolton). to the luts Angeles Times, Justice Blackmun sue! Some right indeed. Overturning Roe Enter the U.S.S.C. Chief Justice Warren actually said during a private court confer- would not outlaw abortion, but simply send Burger chose Justice Harry Blackmun to ence that the Georgia law was "a fine statute the decision back to the states to decide. write the opinion. According to the Los An- |that| strikes a balance that is fair." A year And what about Jane Roe? According geles Times, Blackmun personally believed later he declared that the statute was not so to CNN, her real name is Norma McCor- that doctors needed latitude on determin fair. Regarding this case. Blackmun declared vey Her pregnancy that started all this was ing when to perform medically necessary in the court's opinion that doctors could ex- not caused by a "gang rape," but by a failed abortions. While the case was being heard amine "all factors — physical, emotional. relationship. McCorvey had the child deliv- and the opinion was being revised, two new psychological, familial and the woman's ered and put her up for adoption. And oh justices were appointed by Nixon and con- age" in considering whether an abortion yeah, now she's pro-life. firmed. The case was subsequently reheard. was necessary. Unfortunately for unborn Anthony Riedel is a junior communica- According to the Los Angeles Times, one new babies, this reasoning was enough to justify tions major.

BRI i /i PERSPE< mis LOVES OF WOMEN, CONQUERER OF NATIONS Gender-bender and Las Vegas camouflage John Stossel: Give me a break IY JEFF WATSON 1) If you do not feel butt pockets in your cute ■v BOBBY MCMAHON a small child with a basic knowl- misleading. As stated above, covrwBurwr. WRITER little ensemble, something is wrong ■MOP ««rrrp edge of American history could John Stossel's "Give Me a Break!" 2) If your pants have sparkle /star designs on also tell you one important dif- segments have aired for many fashion crazes come and go in our world faster the seams, you are most definitely in trouble. John Stossel. You may not ference between 1920 and now: years on ABC's "20/20," and his than crapp\ n\ilitv shows on FOX. Honestly, who 3) When your pants can be classified as ultra- know who he is, where he works In 1920, Alaska was not a state segments carry the full force and ClRS it l washed-up celebnty got fat and divorced super low-rise hip-hugger man-catchers, gracious- or even if he enjoys cake over Today, it is. Stossel tried to slide credibility of the Capitol Cities/ all in the same year? I do not want to look into their ly return them to Wet Seal. pie, but John Stossel has a sur- this fact past both the audience ABC empire behind them, with life. Altywaya, some newly ordained fashion looks 4) If Ryan Cabrera or Clay Aiken call and say prisingly potent influence on the and the interviewed guests, cast- no apparent oversight or fact have certainly amused questions, concerns and odd that they have them in periwinkle, dear God, you political debate in our nation. ing the timber industry as an en- checking by the network. As an "double takes" by everyone around. First is the neon are in serious trouble. Stossel's "Give Me a Break!" seg- vironmental Joan of Arc leading analogy, imagine a van-dwelling and multi-colored camouflage. What the hell are you 5) And finally, if it takes you an hour to actually ments have appeared on ABC's the armies of private industry Taco Bell employee named Carl hiding from, the Faster Bunny? 1 have aptly named fit into your jeans, tie the leather straps, zip your "20/20"since 1978, and are no- against the evils of government. having 15 minutes every Friday it Us Vegas camouflage because the bright lights of flowered zipper, and buckle your "Girls Rule" belt torious for masquerading as le- In doing so, he ignored three night on a major network to say Vegas are the only place you will be able to blend in you are way past the line. gitimate journalism while only important facts: (a) The state of anything he wanted with no re- with. Are these people rebellious citizens or military How did this feminine fashion begin? Did John- containing the sensational rants Alaska exists, (bi it's incredibly Kd to facts. Worse yet imagine rejects? No one can know for sure. However, one n\ realize that all of his pants were in the washing of a man with a giant moustache big, and (c) if s covered exten- t people hear and believe thine is true, if then? is ever to be a war against Andy machine, skip over to his Dad's closet, venture into While the show is watched pri- sively by forests. everything Carl says. Think of Warhol enthusiasts, thank God for these people. his sister's room and giggle with glee as he saw that marily by elderly insomniacs and I could astound you with the millions of people (could Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, sadly, it is perfect size 2? Honestly, if you desperately feel the young men who think Elisabeth facts and figures about the be billions at this point, but as lust a guy wearing girl's pants. Oddly enough, need hi cut off circulation of the lower body, call me Vargas is attractive, Stossel's amount of Alaska's massive ter- previously stated, I'm not one this fashion has spread throughout our school and old-fashioned, but what happened to weanng small- loose relationship with the truth ritory covered by forests, and for research) that have watched the nation in general. It is a fact that girls can look er boys' pants? I mean, Osh-Gosh-B'Gosh was amaz- and unfettered access to the air- dazzle you with horrific tales Stossel's reports since 1978 and amazing in men's clothes (a beautiful girl wearing ing when 1 was 7. But hey, |ust lite I lov. ie Mandel, waves are dangerous for both the of timber industry malfeasance, used his "facts" as the basis for a loose-htting, oversized football uniform with her they can make a comeback, right? Guys have gone viewer and Amenca in general. but that would involve research, their opinions and beliefs. Makes blond hair flowing down — wow), but can men that extra mile to glance over the "small boys" section In a recent "get smart, straight and I'd rather spend my time you want to buy canned goods l(K>k |ust as tlattenng in women's clothes? I will go and ravage the "pretty n' petite" section of Target. talk, myth-busting" broadcast imagining fantastic and elabo- and build a bunker. out on a hmb and say no. A recent survey done in Searching for girls' pants has become utterly John Stossel argues that the United rate ways to force John Stossel's At some point the news a residence hall concerning who should wear girls' ruthless and detrimental to relatioaships. Many States (unbeknownst to most peo- head up his own anus, through magazine on U.S. television fell pants was completed (the residence hall wished to girls have found their jean drawer raided after a ple) is not destroying its forests by his large intestine, and Anally off the top of the intellectual be unnamed; however, it rhymes with Eagle). The rough breakup. They see their ex running out of both allowing the timber industry coming to a full and complete jungle gym (i.e. "Nightline") survey showed that 85 percent of women wear fe- the door with l.e.i., Mudd and Express jeans ding- almost unregulated access to and stop in his duodenum. My pri- and is now lying in a sobbing male pants The other 15 percent wore short skirts ing close to his heart. In most relationships, it is the control of forested lands Stossel's mary method for this introduc- heap in the mulch pit of egotisti- and UGC boots — after all. this is JMU. The facts girl who returns the clothes, but I guess some rela- main argument to counter this tion would involve a racehorse cal ringmasters (ie. Bill O'Reilly speak for themselves; girls generally wear girls' tioaships are just too "punk-rock" for the likes of conventional wisdom is that "The and a bowl of vitamin-enriched and Stossel) whose incoherent pants, not guys. Some punk-rock "wearers of the my "American Eagle and Pac-Sun" tastes. US. Agriculture IX"partment says oat bran, with a close second ramblings lack any semblance of liber-tight" say that tight girl pants increase their Although seeing the male youth of America America has 749 million acres of awarded to a catcher's mitt and logical reasoning or candor. This stage presence when on stage, which they may strutting around in Wet Seal pants often shocks and forest land," yet, "In 1920, we had "American Idol" sensation Car- Friday, while channel surfing But buddy, you are not on stage 24-7. scares me, as a typical 33/30 guys' pants wearing 735 million acres of forest," ac- rie Underwood. If you don't for late night nudity or the end You know I would love to give those "special male, I am not mad or bitter. I am simply amazed cording to abcnews.com. have these items and still want to "Rocky IV" (the one with the [M-ople the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you do not that you can fit into the pants! Also, I am perplexed Taking this statement at fact- to force John Stossel's head in Russian), cruise on by "20/20" realize that you are wearing and purchasing girl on how shopping for these pants occur. Respect to value, even a small child can through his out door, just im- to see if lohnny Moustache has pants Perhaps it is some sick |oke that the "regular" the guy who proudly walks into Forever 21 and compare the two numbers and Crovise and use whatever you a piece on the program. If you guys are playing on you. However, if you are stroll- buys that size 3 pair of faded, super low-rise jeans see that the "NOW" number ave around the house. watch his segment I guarantee ing out of B. Moss with three bags, smiling while that he has just been dying for. It takes a big man is bigger than the "1920" num- While John Stossel's attempt it will confound you to the point holding those new pin-striped khakis, and giggling to come out of the purple-frazzled dressing room ber, apparently indicating that to mislead the public with in- that parts of your brain will ac- your way down to Limited Too. I can not give you in girls' pants, look in the mirror, and ask himself, American business has actuallv complete information is a prob- tually ooze out your ears. that benefit; terribly sorry. If you are unsure about "Do these pants make my butt more punk?" planted more trees than it has lem, the greater problem is from I'm senior political science major the sex of your pants, here are some tips: leff Watson is a freshman justice studies major. cut down since 1920. Then again, where John Stossel is doing his Bobby McMahon. Give me a break!

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A "thanks-for-taking- A "what-made-you- LETTER TO rare EDITOR me-back-lo-middle-school" think-that-was-a-good- Kjilii JI right wrong on key issues Williams has done since his conviction 25 years ago? pal to my roommates who idea" dart to the obnox- I le did enough good to be nominated for the Nobel put all my underwear and ious freshman girls who I felt that Anthony Riedel's artide on Tuesday, Jan Peace Prize. But the big argument against capital pun- bras in the freezer. yelled and danced for a 17 was not convincing at all. The biggest issue I have ishment is that after someone is dead we can no lunger From a senior girl who tour group in Festival. is that he kept using quotation marks, which would learn anything from them; like, for instance Timotny laughed the whole time she From a group of sophomore make me assume he is quoting from some important McVeigh. We will never know his motivations for was commando, waiting for gnis who enjoyed watching document that proves his point de. the Constitution). bombing the federal building because we killed him. her mtimates to thmv you make tools of yourselves. but this document is never properly ated. If you are to Taylor Ritchie justify your beliefs by using some famed and revered sophomore history major diriment. I recommend you document it Along those li ncs. I could not look them up myself to see the Editorial policies A " ha ven't-you-ever- An "ir/s-about-time" context in which thev were written. This is especially Qxpi heard-of-leaving-a-note?" pat to Facilities Manage- important when you use ellipses. How am I supposed Responses to all articles and opinions published in dart to the person who sped ment for finally removing to know that what you left out isn't something inte- The Breeze are welcome and encouraged. Letters off after scratching a car at the ugly green fence on gral to the original statement? As we all should know, should be no longer than 250 words, must include an apartment complex. Godwin field. quotes can be manipulated all too easily. a phone number for verification and can be e- From a broke junior girl From a senior who has On a side note, Riedel mentioned how he felt peo- m to who already has trouble mak- been longing for the last two ple should immigrate to the United States legally. In MSC 6805 Cl, Anthony-Seeger Hall, Harrisonburg, E-mail darts and pats to ing lier car payments as it is. years to see that eyesore gone. principle, this seems like the obvious answer to many VA 22807. The Breeze reserves the right to edit all breezedp^ hotnuil xom. problems this country faces, except the fact that illegal submissions for length or grammatical style. Darts 4 Pats art submitted anony immigrants have proved a valuable source of unskilled mously and primed on a spate- The house editorial reflects the opinion ol the editorial available basis Submissions are labor. A recent National Public Radio story on farmers A "real-life-victorics- A "we-used-to-be- in California discussed how they are finding it difficult board as a whole, and it not necessarily the opinion of based upon one person s opinion of any individual staff member ol The Breeze. a given situation, person or event count" pat to the men's classy-San-Diego" dart to to get the labor they need to harvest their crops, since and do not necessarily nrflect the basketball player who imaddy.com for once again the borders have been tightened. The farmer in the truth. took the time to shake ev- degrading the women and Idito/ial Board story said most Americans see themselves above farm Nathan Chiantella, editor in chief ery child's hand after the student body of JMU. labor and refuse to do it. I'm not saying that we should tough loss to GMU. From a senior who Kristen Green, managing editor just let everyone cross our borders, onlv that there are Brian Goodman, opinion editor From a senior who thinks would like to graduate from often unseen consequences for every action or belief. there should also be recogni- a school that cannot be com- And last but not least, Riedel mentioned the spe- The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the tion for off

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THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org I MONDAY, JAN. 23,2006 18 SPORTS WVMHHHVi JMU bounces back after CAA loss the Dukes outscored the Tigers bv 17 Big second half in the latter frame on their way to a Benvenuto scores 9 7S6l win at the Convocation Center. keys Madison s "We were intense and we did 11 points after well on both ends of the floor in the win over Towson second half," Benvenuto said. "That's Woman's Basketball half to lift Dukes what we want to do every night" CAA Standings ■v JAMES IRWIN One week after establishing a BY JOHN GALU ■MM IVRfTtR new personal-best with 10 assists ConUOvsrsll SENIOR WWTEK against Northeastern University, When JMU women's basketball Benvenuto smashed her single- OW Dominon 8-0.8-7 Andrea Benvenuto of the JMU coach Kenny Brooks walked into the game career-high of 11 points by 6-1.13-2 women's basketball team is primar- locker room shooting 5 of 6 from the floor in the ily known for her assists. at halftimc second half. The Ancaster, Ontano, Hofttra 8-1,1M She led the Dukes in that cate- Friday night, Women's native finished with eight assists, UNC-W 4-2,10-5 Sry last year and is doing likewise he liked what five rebounds and turned the ball s season. Against Towson Uni- Basketball JMU 4-3,12-4 he saw on the over only two times in 38 minutes. versity Friday, the 5-foot-7 junior court, even if Saturday "She's been playing great" VCU 3-3,10-4 point guard didn't trade in her role, the Dukes were Towson 61 Bmoks said. "She's worked so hard William a Mary 3-3,7-8 but instead added a career-high 16 down three on JMU 75 on her shot and if she continues to points to lead the IXikes in scoring. the scoreboard plav like that it'll enable us to do Towson 2-4,7-8 En route to JMU's seventh-straight to the Towson University Tigers. some things we want to do," Georgia State 1-4,8-8 victory at the Cbrrvocabon Centec a : '1 thought w« played OK in the In the eariy stages of the second place where they have yet to be beaten AARON SOBl l.< tmmbuimt i Draxal 1-5,6-9 first half, but the ball just didn't fall on half, JMU did exactly what it wanted this season Benvenuto talbed aght as- JMU junior point guard Andrea Benvenuto scored a career- a few shots.'' Bwoks said. "I still had a to do, erasing a 29-26Towson lead less George Maeon 1-5, 5-10 sists, snagged five rebounds and took high 16 points In Friday night's CAA win over Towson. good feeling and I thought we just had than a minute into the second period 1-5, 5-10 care of the basketball. She only had to make a few minor adjustment." on back-to-back baskets by junior for- two turnovers, but made up for it on Sunday Scoreboard Whatever they did, it sure ward Shirley McCall and Benvenuto. defense with fust as many steals. worked. The Dukes opened the half on a 12-6 "If you were an outsider and rVom«n» JMU 63 JMU junior point guard Andrea run capped by McCaU's jumper with had never seen us play and you 3a»k«tball Old Dominon 72 Benvenuto scored 14 of her career- high 16 points in the second half and see GAME, page 10 see WOMEN, page 10

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RICHMOND K.r the second time in nine d.i\s. the [ML men's basketball got beat by Virginia The; Commtm wealth University. |an. 12 at the Convo- Cation CVnlet the Dukes lost Men's 76-48 in .1BBM Basketball that was. OVet Saturday at lulttuiu- Saturday JMU 55 im'.lu ,»t the VCU 71 Siegel Center. Water Madison was only down two at the intermission, but could not hold on. I he Ranis oulscoivd the I Hikes 4> 29in the'i-rond hall in VCVs 71-36 Colonial Alhletii Association w m I he Rama(124 n-.M'AAinad fimr pl.ivers finish in double figurrs uiih fonvanJ "sick Casinie leading all seiners with — pOjfttS. ivlule guard B.A. Walker and forward law I'ellot-Rosa added 12 of their own. JMU (3-13.08 CAA) was led once again by freshman forward kiwam lames, who dropped 17 and grabbed a team-high naM n bounds lames is )Ml s Indnj vunr and ivbounder. avenging 13.9 points and ny'.ht Uvinls an oubng. Die loss is Madison s seventh straight and eighth straight in the CAA in which they rvmain wfnlBBB ami an nm I in llli ilia Oilaafji laTYVH liam & Mary for last place.

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)MU — Kyle SM anston 2-6 (HI 5, luw.inn James 7-15 3-12 17, Ca- bnel Chami 0-2 0-0 0, |omo hVI- for 2-5 o-ti5, Daniel I reenan M (Mi li. in. POST) I-2 0-02, l avrta Lample) '>-i>4-4 4, Colbey Santos EVIN SHOAP/miKir photographer 0-1 (Ml 0, Kav Barbosa 2-7 4-5 1, PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY AMY PATFJtSON/^iuro edaor Chris (.Jtlllm 1-2 (Ml 2. lolals 20- 45 11-21 55. 3-pointers: Swansion JMU freshman swimmer Russell Smyth has come back from two shoulder surgeries to swim for the Dukes In 2005-06. 1 4. Ilellor 1-2. Ireeman ll.l'.>se\ oi 5antoaO-l, Baiboaa 1-5 But sometimes things don't go as in the 100 breaststroke for his first meet. Smyth overcomes planned. He shattered that, and swam a 1:00. VCU — Nick George 8-15 2-5 22. Barany resigned to take the women's As the Bucknell Invitational ap- Sam Faulk (1-2 (H) 0, B.A. Wafer injuries, coaching coaching position at the University of Eroached, Smyth decided to raise the 5-lh 1-2 12 |aw Pell«-Rivs.i W Richmond and JMU hired coach Chris ir and shoot for a 1:00, and in the pre- 4-4 1Z Alexander I harper 2-3 04) 6, Man's changes in career l-easter. liminaries he did just that. He swam a l ru MaynorO-2040, Michael An Swimming "Matt left, so I was like, 'Great, this is 1:00.09. ders.inO-1 (MIO. In. DavU 4-5 M ■V Mi v \s Mm w MI just working out fantastic.'" Smyth said. However, it was in the finals that 9, |.imalShliler4-7IMI 1(1 Totals 25- 2005-1)6 ASSISTANT SPOUTS INTOR Not only did Smyth have two shoul- Smyth swam faster than he ever had. He 56 8-12 71. 3-poinien. Geon»4-7, dci surgeries and then get turned down won the 100 in 58.18 seconds and helped Season 1 VVauwl-9,PcUol-Roaa2 s. Harper Swimmers on the (ML men's swim to be a part of Tech's team, the coach that lead his team to winning the Invitational. 2-3. Davis 0-1. Shuler 2-5. Highlights team normally average 7,000 to 8,000 recruited him to swim at JMU left. "When I finished and saw my time yards a practice. That's between 280 and Then things took a turn for the bet- I was kind of in shock," Smyth said. "I Records: JML (3-13, 0-8 CAA). 320 lengths of the pool. ter. never thought that would happen." VCU (12-5, 6-3 ( AAI Oct. 22 - Defeated Fresnman Russetl Smyth, who is When Smyth found out who the new At the beginning of the season, the currently ranked second in the Colo- George Washington head coach was, he instantly recognized team worked on goal setting and Smyth —from staff reports nial Athletic Associa- the name. said his goal was to "come back healthy University tion in the 100-yard Men's "Coach had actually tried to re- and get a best time." breaststroke, was only cruit me to swim at ECU," Smyth said "I blew that out swimming four early Swimming of Feaster, who was hired by JMU dur- of the water," he Man's Basketball Nov. 5 & 8 - De- last semester. Feb. 4 ing the past summer. "I thought that said. "When every- CAA Standings feated Towson The Culpeper ECU was like 20 minutes away from the one on the team did County native under- JMU/DavidsoiV beach, and since I surf, I thought that University goal setting, my goal Conf./ Overall went two shoulder W&M v\.ts invcsomc, until I found out it was was to do well, but OW Dominion 7-2,14-8 operations after his 1 p m two hours away." now the question is, senior high school Savaqa) NatatonUm After all the bumps in the road, ev- what's well?" Gaorgs Mason 7-2,13-6 Nov 19*20 — JMU season before coming erything had smoothed over and Smyth For now, "well" UNC-W 7-2.14-6 wins Bucknell to JMU — a school he hadn't originally came to JMU ready to be on the team. might be Smyth be- VCU 6-3. 12-5 Invitational, nek) off planned on attending. Only there was one problem — he ing ranked fourth in Smyth suffered two torn slap labi- couldn't start swimming yet. rival Old Dominion the CAA in the 200- Smyth Northeastern 8-3. 10-7 ums in both of his shoulders during his "For the first six weeks he didn't yard breast along Ho'slfa 5-3.12-4 University senior season and was encouraged to touch the water," Feaster said. "Hecame with second in the 100, heading into the undergo surgery before going to Virgin- to practice every day and did thousands Drexel 5-3,11-8 last home meet of the season Feb. 4 — or ia Tech to swim. So Smyth did as he was of sit-ups and leg exercises." it could simply be the fact that Smyth Jan. 14 — Defeated Towaon 5-3.9-8 told and had the surgeries. However, on Smyth said, "It was really frustrating, can complete a whole practice, whereas Georgia State 2-7,4-12 the University of his official recruiting visit, the coach at I couldn't really do anything, and felt like a few months ago he could only swim Tech told Smyth he couldn't offer him a I couldn't contribute to the team." across the pool four times. DtsMflnl Delaware 1-7, 5-12 spot on the team. But the cliche "hard work pays off" "When I got taken out of the water, I William & Mary 0-8.5-12 Smyth decided to look elsewhere rang true for Smyth. He worked with never thought I would miss a sport like and ended up at JMU, where he planned light weights, bands and gradually in- this," Smyth said. "It has made me look JMU 0-8,3-13 on swimming for former coach Matt Ba- creased his yardage after he was cleared at it a different way, and that has helped rany. to be in the pool. Smyth set a goal of 1:03 me a lot." Caile While. Editor Jill Yaworcki. Assistant fcdilor hreezeartsGvhotmail.com A&E arts & entertainmenl The Breeze I www.ihebreeze.org I MONDAY, JAN. 23, 2006 19 REVIEW 'Violet Nine'is a 10 Boston band creates great mix for taking trips

ALl REVIEWS BY KATIE AlMlS rovnus urmc WHITE*

I think listening to a new CD while driv- ing is really helpful to a new artist. There is just something about driv- ing and hear- ing some- thing new that is refreshing and invigorating, and makes you feel alive. Cheesy, yes, but this is how I felt while listening to Boston's Violet Nine last Thursday around midnight. 1 had had a long day of school, quizzes, research and group projects and was struggling to stay awake, but Violet Nine's debut album. Any Wonder, made me forget about all my MM Ml l< n\/,-M««i-fri7Wi stresses Mix the infectiousness of Rooney "It's very, very personal and very Intimate," director Davis Guggenheim, left, says of the portrayal of Al Oore In "An Inconvenient Truth," which premieres Tuesday at Sundance. and the vocal beauty of front man An- thony Green of Circa Survive and you will have Violet Nine. It's no wonder their tunes are crafted just right; the album was recorded at Nashville's leg- endary Quad Studios and produced by Greg Archilla (Matchbox Twenty, Col- lective Soul, Edwin McCain). Is there a new Sundance kid? I claim a CD amazing if you can listen to_ every single track and ask yourself if this is the same band because each track Documentary shows softer side of former vice president sounds so different. Any Wonder is perfect- ly orchestrated — track 1, "Out Loud," is •Y TINA DAUNT throngs. Last week at Vanderbilt University storytelling. an obvious catchy first single, while track LOS ANGELES TIME* in Gore's hometown of Nashville, 1,100 peo- And on Monday, he made national news 7, "Leaving the Rain," is for the more sen- ple filled a large auditorium, with 300 turned by charging in an impassioned speech in sual moments in an evening. Al Gore, leading man? away by fire marshals. Washington that President Bush's record Violet Nine is always touring; they To borrow a cliche from the Hollywood Gore was loose and funny. "I used to be on civil liberties posed a "grave danger" to have played more than 280 shows in the marketing playbook, the new global warm- the next president of the United States," he America's constitutional freedoms. He urged past two years. Check out their MySpace ing documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" told the audience, drawing a roar of laughter. the appointment of a special counsel to in- page, myspace.com/uioientnine for more in- shows the former vice president as you've "I don't find that to be very funny," he vestigate Bush's authorization of domestic formation, or look out for their debut al- never seen him before. deadpanned. "I'm a recovering politician." surveillance without warrants. bum. Any Wonder, out on PKG Entertain- Al Gore wheeling his own suitcase Afterward he was mobbed, like a rock star. But not everyone is sold on the reinvent- ment April 4. through airports, taking off his shoes and In short. Gore has seemingly lost the stiff- ed At Gore. emptying his pockets at security. Al Gore fir- ness that was the hallmark of his vice presi- After his speech attacking Bush, the Repub- ing up crowds with his one-man PowerPoint dency and White-House run as he traipses lican National Committee issued a statement presentation show on Arctic melt rates, dev- from camnus to campus and country to accusing Gore of having an "incessant need to Vega's nothing special astating heat waves and dangerous changes country spreading a serious message: Unless insert himself in the headline of the day" in ocean currents. we stop our polluting ways, we're doomed. Some also question whether his increased Imagine Al Gore cracking jokes, reflecting can- The film coincides with Hollywood's profile in recent months is a move toward an- the overall didly on his own foibles. renewed interest in Gore as a possible other presidential bid. Gore has steadfastly vibe of post- The failed presidential candidate presidential candidate in 2008, as well as said that he does not want to run again. And hardcore doesn't immediately come to mind as the a changing cinematic landscape in which fiery political speeches aside, raising aware- From First kind of charismatic star Hollywood might documentaries from all sides of the politi- ness about global warming is where he says to Last with turn to to dramatize a pet cause. But nis cal spectrum are finding audiences and af- he wants to invest his political capital. the sooth- quest caught the attention of a group of fecting the political conversation. Global warming has been a passion of ing vocal filmmakers — among them "Pulp Fiction" He's also assuming a rising profile as a (.ore's since he was a student a Harvard Uni- sound of producer Lawrence Bender — who have media player. In August, he launched a cable versity, where one of his professors warned Radiohead, translated it to the screen in a documen- >ind satellite news channel. Current, aimed at in the I97DJ ih.ii carbon dioxide would have and you tor* slated to premiere Iucsdd\ «it thr Sun- young adults. The network also provides .i a devastating efro. I on tin- I artfl'l rrniron will find the dance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. venue for aspinng documentarians iti BOMfl ment. annoyingand Although the 90-minutc documentary their short films. Earlier this month. Core 'This is an issue like no other," he told contradictory sound of the band vega. might not sell out the multiplexes, the screen- invited Sean Penn and Sundance Institute the students at Vanderbilt. Hailing from Richmond, this four- ing has sold out at Sundance and Gore's ap- founder Robert Redford to advise fledgling some — which claims to have a "Verve- pearances around the country are drawing filmmakers on journalistic techniques and see DOCVMENTARY, page 10 meets-the-Vines" approach to music — is attempting to take the industry by storm. The keyword: attempting. The only thing impressive about this band is their press kit, and even that isn't spectacular. Their five-song un- filled CD is nicely designed but doesn't live up to its artwork. Their lyrics and Scorsese's producer, vocals get drowned out by loud guitar and bass riffs that don't even fit in with the overall feel of the music. This "sta- ex-wife to speak tonight dium-sound" that the band members boast about is nonsense. Granted, I am not a musician, but I SMAD professor creating documentary am a consumer, and this CD is one thing 1 would not buy. But if you are into loud on British author with De Fina and pretty music, check them out Wednes- day, Feb. 22 at The Pub. They'll blow you IY ORRIN KONHEIM premier director alive." away. Literally. STAFF WRITER De Fina will be speaking about her experience producing Due to his recent collaboration the films "Age of Innocence" Cheesy band gets the *shaft' with famed film producer Barbara (1990) and "Goodfellas" (1993) De Fina, media arts and design and their adaptation from nov- professor Tom O'Connor was able els to movies. to successfully bnng her aboard O'Connor and De Fina have every hor- as one of this semester's visiting been working together in a produc- rible, cheesy scholars. er-director capacity for a year now. band you De Fina has produced films O'Connor's documentary, still in can think for over 20 years, most ol them development, is on prolific British phoHfvourtenofTimO'Ctmnt* of — Bowl- directed by Martin Scorsese, who author Graham Greene whose nov- ing for Soup is her ex-husband. el The Heart of the Matter" is being SMAD professor Tom O'Connor (right) Is working on a documentary minus the She will be speaking to made into a movie by Scorsese and featuring author Graham Greene (left). Barbara De Fina. who Is fat guy. The O'Connor's film adaptations I >c Fina. In addition to his teaching speaking at JMU tonight, Is producing the project. Offspring class in Harrison Hall tonight. job. O'Connor is an accomplished maybe. Trie but it also will be an open lecture documentary filmmaker, who has "The Orient Express" and 'The Besides working with De B-52s, The Click Five, The Vandals — you and O'Connor hopes it will draw been working in the field for 25 Quiet American," which has been Fina, O'Connor has also includ- would have Richmond's own, Conshafter. a crowd. years now. virtually absent from media .ittrn- ed the novel"Age of Innocence" If the name isn't cheesy enough, their "My interest is that it ties into O'Connor came up with the tion. Only two documentanes have into his class curriculum this sweet pop concoctions from their national literature and film adaptations," idea for the documentary because ever been made on the author, nei- war. which was produced by debut release. Fear the Underdog, will make said O'Connor. "She's also a ma- he sees Greene as an underappre- ther of which is eligible for circula- Barbara when it was modified you have that nasty kind of sugar high jor producer who deals with mafor ciated literary giant whose nov- tion in Amenca because they are Into a film. where you feel good for a second and then motion pictures and has been an as- els have inspired many famous owned by the British Broadcasting come crashing down. sociate of what many consider the movies including "Third Man," Company. . IH H.W p'\v/0 What decade are we in? Perhaps the guys of Conshafter forgot it was 2006. I'war "oohs" and "ahnhs" and corny bsflJground vocals are pathetic. I'm just going to throw it out there — they have no musical talent. I know nothing about Company launches campaign to keep Gap from closing guitar, but I'm pretty sure I could easily play their guitar solos with ease. Store makes way for .it home, as opposed to the more stenle environ- staple items - nylon vests ,md long-sleeved T- Their lyrics are a completely differ- cozier atmosphere ment that Gap once was. shirts will Urn the shelves of the new laid-back ent problem. One track, "Pom Star Mus- The Journal describes a remodeled store in s.riir tache," has potential to be funny. But. no: ■v CAITT WHITE Denver as having brown leather couches and a I ast vear, while Abercrombie & Fitch ( o were The lights go down in the disco / His A&E EDITOR coffee stand where customers can relax. 'The selling rugged, embellished pnidutls. Gap st«>n-s hair is covered in Crisco." OK, yes, that's new Gap is going to be less SoHo and more were filled with kh.iki-colored ensembles lh.it, quite funny, but it keeps going. "And all I want In a last-ditch effort to boost sales during neighborhood Starbucks," it says. frankly, bored customers. to do is let my fist go /Or turn gay and the slump the company has been in for more In addition to the comfy atmosphere, cus- Recently, Gap refurbished their denim, add- move to San Francisco." C'mon... than a year. Gap is making some major changes tomers' names will be hand-wntten in chalk on ing a new left-weave |ean to their collection. They do have very catchy song titles, to its 1,400 stores over the United States. the blackboard-covered door of their dressing And they're tailoring their styles for all shapes which really isn't giving them that much Now, the company — including the spartan room. Store employees will also write the differ- — the chain created tall and petite ritej credit, but if I have to be positive about store in Harrisonburg — have begun a major re- ent styles of jeans in chalk on the display. As for the ValltJ Mall store in Harrisonburg, one thing, it will be that. They even go design. According to The Wall Street journal, each The new Gap promises to be different all no one really MviiMoknmv what is going to hap- R&B in track 7, which is a weird and hor- store will get rid of its blond wood flooring, harsh around. Not just in the ambience, but also in pen. Either way, the new store guarantees to con- lighting and white wallboard. Its parent compa- style. The company plans to stock brighter, more tain a different l«x»k, dillervnt Styloi and, hope- see SHAFT, page W ny. Gap Inc., wants customers to feel like they're uplifting colors and more of customers' favorite fully for Gap lovers, a different profit margin 10 I MONDAY, JAN. 23,2006 I www.ihebreeze.org I THE BREEZE BENVENUTO: GAME: JMU defeats Point guard leads Towson, wins seventh- Dukes in victory straight home game

WOMEN, from page 8 Young. The Dukes owned a 45- BENVENUTO, from page 8 recognized her as an impor- 15:11 left in the game. 22 rebounding edge and shot a CUM »ut to watch prac- tant, emerging leader. "We regrouped at half- season-best 79 percent from the tice this past week, you "Not only is she running time," JMU junior shoot- free throw line would've sworn she was the team for us as a great ing guard Lesley Dickinson Towson forward Tierra 001 bftll player." JMU coach floor general, but she's said. "We knew we had been Jackson, who entered the game Kenny Brooks said. stepping up and knocking shooting the ball poorly and among the conference leaders In" the second half, JMU down open shots and taking we re-focused on finishing in points and rebounds per took the lead with a min- opportunities to score when near the basket." game, scored a game-high 21 ute into play and was able they present themselves," Towson wouldn't go away points and finished with four to hold on to it throughout, Brooks said. and the Tigers trimmed the rebounds. thanks to Benvenuto drop- Though the offensive lead to 42-41 with 12 minutes ping 14 of her 16 points. scoring was out of the norm, to go on a jumper by guard Towson 29 32 — 61 Her prior career high of 11 Benvenuto has always been a Jamell Beasley. Beasley fin- JMU 26 49 — 75 points in a game was topped presence ished with 15 points despite in one half of basketball on of- Elaying the entire second Towson — Tierra Jackson "Towson tried to throw fense as alf with four fouls. Still, 9-15 3-5 21, Kelly Robinson a lot of different defenses she leads the scrappy Tigers were los- 2-6 3-5 7, LaShay Rose 1-6 at us, mostly taking away the team ing the rebounding battle by 0-1 3, Kacy O'Brien 2-7 1-1 some of our leading scorers in assists nearly a 2 to 1 ratio. 5, Jamell Beasley 6-9 1-3 15, which left me more open," with 84 "You can't give a team like Katarina Stimac 0-1 0-0 0, Benvenuto said. "So I decid- on the that extra opportunities," Tow- Tanya West 3-6 0-0 6, Tina ed to shoot the ball a little year, av- son coach Joe Mathews said. Hopkins 0-0 0-0 0, Erin Gas- more and luckily they were eraging "We lost 17-5 on the offensive ton 2-2 0-0 4, Kim Pyne 0-0 goinein." 5.6 per glass. The biggest difference 0-0 0. Totals 25-52 8-15 61.3- The key players Ben- gan e was rebounding." pointers: Robinson 0-2, Rose venuto alluded to include ; Mii Benvenuto And Benvenuto, who an- i 1-3, O'Brien 0-1, Beasley 2-3, tumor forward Shirley Mc- will look to Benvenuto to con- swered Beasley's shot by scoring Stimac 0-1. Call, junior guard Lesley tinue her dominant play and I points in the next seven min- Dickinson and sophomore develop some consistency as utes as the Dukes all but buned JMU — Shirley McCall 5-11 guard Tamcra Young. All the Dukes are now midway the Tigers with a 17-6 run. 6-9 16, Meredith Alexis 4-7 three of them finished with through their season. Brooks I hey tried to throw dif- 1-2 9, Andrea Benvenuto 6- double digits in scoring, said. If the second half of the ferent defenses at us and I 10 4-5 16, Tamera Young 4- and Mi' .ill tied Benvenuto season is anything like the got a little open," Benve- 16 3-3 12, Leslev Dickinson with 16 points on the day. second half of the Towson nuto said. "We had to knock 5-12 4-4 15, Kisha Stokes 1-2 Benvenuto averages |uM game, JMU fans could be in down open shots and extend 0-0 2, Shameena Felix 0-0 0- 6.4 points per game, but was for a treat. the defense to bring the ball 0 0, Jasmin Lawrence 2-2 1- 6 of 10 from the floor and 4 "I think Kenny |Brooks| back inside 1 5, Angelique Robinson 0-0 of 5 from the free throw line and [JMU| will go a long They did that with a bal- 0-0 0. Totals 27-60 19-24 75. .igainst the Tigers. way — and if they do, I AARON BOM I I »:nhuttninhtn»traph'r anced scoring effort that includ- 3-pointers: Benvenuto 0-2, After being recognized think [Benvenuto) will be ed 16 points from McCall, 15 Young 1-5, Dickinson 1-2. as an unsung hero by Tow- the catalyst that really gets Junior forward Shirley McCall had a team-high 16 points from Dickinson and a 12-point, son coach Joe Mathews fol- them to where they need to against Towson University. McCall and junior point guard 15-rebound double-double from Records: Towson (7-8, 2-4 lowing the game, Brooks go," Mathews said. Andrea Benvenuto tied for the team-high. sophomore forward Tamera CAA), JMU (12-3, 4-2 CAA). DOCUMENTARY: Gore's messages inspire feature movie Former Vice President offers warning about global warming effects

DOCUMENTARY, from pose 9 Early last year, longtime environmentalist Lau- I said it» Laurie, I his has to be done on a mass Mondav. At a small sound studio in Clendale, Ca- After losing the presidential election and leav- rie David, wife of "Seinfeld" co-creator lam Da- scale, if s too important,'" Bender said. "I thought lif., last week, lovota 1'nuses tilled a small parking ing office five vears ago. Gore pulled together a vid, saw the presentation and was impressed. She it could be an amazing feature film." lot as the crew worked round the clock. nonpartisan slide show on the effects of global asked Core to hold forums in I .os Angeles and New- Core agreed enthusiastically, and filming They're hoping their efforts at Sundance will warming and took it on the road, making hun- York. She invited like-minded activists, including started almost immediately- Jeff Skull's Participant secure a distributor to get the movie into theaters dreds of appearances since then at universities and Bender. Bender and Laurie David said they were Productions, the production house behind such around the world. The filmmakers screened colleges, and for lawmakers, environmentalists so moved by the message tli.it tlu-v agreed to make moviflf as "Syriana" and "Good Night, and Cood snippets of the film for the Los Angeles lima last and anvone else who will listen. a movie based on Core's work. I ink." signed on to lund the project and many in- week, showing segments in which Core appears volved agreed to work for free. The crew followed charming and engaging — and very much alone the former vin PWtJdtnl u> speeches he had sched- as he tries to signal his warning. uled ■found the world. Bender used COtWCCttofN This was, after all, a man who traveled' he forged while producing "Kill Bill Vols. 1 and M" with an entourage. But that ended long ago tfl Ml up forums in China. — his Secret Service protection ran out six I he schedule was so grueling that Core jok- month! after he left office. Also long gone are ingly referred to it as "Kill Al Volume III." the reporters and aides who followed in his Bv fall, they had a rough cut of the movie, every footstep. As he pulls his bag through a which they submitted to Sundance. Thev found terminal at Los Angeles International Airport, out in late November that the film was welcome the tape rolls. Later, Core narrates, offering his to premiere al the (estiva!. Since then, they've been bleak observations on efforts to combat global working around the docfc to finish it < I wo weeks warming. ago, Melissa Ftheridge agreed to write a song for "I've been looking for meaningful signs that Who would YOU like the. losing credits). we're about to really change," he says, before to see in concert for Bender said they're hoping to be finished by pausing. "I don't see it right now." SPRING CONVO SHOW? Guster Common Ben Folds OAR. Suqarland Swftchfoot Jason Mraz Dierks Bentley

Death Cab for Cutie MEL MElXX)N'/jM AngeU\ 7Iwi ptuMowapher "An Inconvenient Truth" producers Laurie David (left), Scott Bums (center) and Lawrence Bender are the driving force behind the documentary on former Vice President Al Gore. The VOTE at producers are hoping their efforts at Sundance will help them obtain a distributor to play the upbjmu.edu feature film In theaters worldwide.

DE FINA: JMU professor works with famous producer on documentary

l>EFINA,/romi>axr9 addition to O'Connor'*, she "Barbara is very interested in "I submitted her name to has been vtf) supportive of the role of films in our culture." the visiting scholars program, him and the two share a lot said OConnor. "She reread the and it made sense to have her in common. Like O'Connor, book 'Age of Innocence' when she come in [andj speak," said she is active in the academic learned she was coming to speak." O'Connor. world. De Fina teaches .it The lecture will take place Although De Fina has been Columbia University's film tonight in room 2105 in llarnson busy with multiple protects in school Hall from 7 to 9 p.m. l_JF»B llniva'Hily Progrl Jamas Ma.iiaon Unlvaitity SHAFT: New band shows no potential Conshafter's appealing song titles fall short SHAFT, from/raye V tential to be the laughingstock* them out at conshafitr com or rible attempt And the worst part of the Industry. II that's what lookout for their independent is, they were taking themselves they want to be. go tor it. Oh, release, / ear the Underdog, from VW&'W seriously. and if I haven't discouraged Dork Epiphany Recordings Overall, the\ hay* the po- you enough, you can check Goflgun I Go to www.lhebreeze.org/classitieds to post and read classifieds |

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Most Frequent Violations by Type Most Frequent Sanctions by Type o u Violation Fall Sanction Fall

Alcohol 356 Probation 430 Non-Compilance with an Official 53 By the Numbers Workshop 219 Drugs 35 Calling the Shots Program 71 Responsibility for Guests 20 Conditional Sanction 32 Failure to Comply with a Disciplinary 26 Values Workshop 19 Disorderly Conduct Civic Learning Program 18 Obscene Conduct Held in Abeyence 16 Unauthorized Entry Back on Track Program 13 Dangerous Practices Civic Responsibility 13 Destruction of Property Restitution 6 Theft Recommendation 5 03 S Personal Abuse Meeting 4 Violence to Persons Judicial Fine 3 Harassment Suspended from University 3 Falsification of Official Information Anger Management 2 A Unauthorized Use of University Violation Reduced 2 Computer Misuse 2 Littering 2 Weapons 2 Fire Suppression/Detection Equipment 2 Trespass 1 Hh Sexual Assault 1 600

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Most Frequent Violations by Type Most Frequent Sanctions by Type Violation Fnll Sanction Fall

Alcohol 242 Probation 214 Non-Compliance with an Official 6 By the Numbers Workshop 71 Drugs 5 Calling the Shots Program 15 Destruction of Property 1 Conditional Sanction 5 254 Civic Learning Program 5 Held in Abeyence 5 Back on Track Program 4 Suspended from University 2 Recommendation 1 Values Workshop 1 323 12 I MONDAY. JAN. 23. 2006 www.ihebreeze.org THE BREEZK

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