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main was interviewed by police treat the whole thing as a big joke." this week in connection with a Hy Helen Crossley In the most serious incident a man Fighting for their future: report page 3 Aseries of incidents in which is alleged to have put his head female students were stalked by a man crush me whenever you liked. Do you between the legs of a female student. with a fetish for marshmallows. wish I was a !lump?" And the Senior Librarian. Hugh The 21-year-old Bradford man was Although many female students felt Wellesley•timith. recently criticised questioned after bizarre Incidents at a genuinely alarmed, the nommen the police for nut taking the incidents Leeds University library early last has become a campus legend, with seriously. He said: "The police do not year. reports of copycat flumping, and seem to consider that the man has As a result of the Interview West national media attention. committed a offence. The notes left Yorkshire Police have sent u file to the Flumpmania reached a peak in are loony rather than threatening and Crown Prosecution Service to decide 1991 with national tabloid the man has not been violent. W e'd on further action- newspapers covering the latest like to catch him." Fur the last five years female flumping. In November 1991 a man believed students at Leeds University have The Sunday People dubbed him to be the Flumpman was been harassed by a pest whom they 'The Marshmallow Man', while Thr apprehended by University Security dubbed the 'Flumprnan'. Daily Sport wrote about a 'Cake Pcrv• after a chase through the Edward In each case a man targeted female and a 'sea pest'. Plump attacks were Boyle library. But the suspect students, leasing flumps - sweets made also reported at Bradford managed In escape by vaulting the of two twisted strands of yellow and University. security barriers. pink marshmallow - and suggestive Despite his notoriety, female Students have become increasing!) notes at their feet as they worked in students yesterday expressed their concerned by the incidents and are the library. relief that the police now seem to ht keen for the flumpman to be caught. The notes described how the sender taking the matter seriously. Emma Wright, a second year English wished he was a flump. Alison Phillips, a Leeds University student. who fell victim this year One read: "I'd love to he crushed graduate and one of the earlier flump said: "It's beyond a joke when Its and squashed by you and your friend victims, said, "I'm glad they seem to been going on for years. It's scary in those lovely shoes. 1 just wish I was be insestiguting the incidents. When I just thinking about the fact that a little fluntp by your feet so you could was flawed the police seemed to anyone can walk into the library ."

Leedsstudehts mourn the ceath T reds students have reacted talented as John Smith has deep strength and great vision. .Laveith sadness to the tragic passed away so prematurely." He wanted a better world and loss of the Labutz leader John A spokesperson far LMUSU was prepared to fight for it." he Smith. 55. said: "It's a shock and a great said. As the news broke shame for the Labour party and In an interview with Leeds yesterday. students crowded country." Student, just before he became around televisions in both The Labour MP for Leeds leader. John Smith spoke 41.m: student unions. West, John Rattle, also his hope for the future, A spokesperson fur Leeds expressed his shock at the news, "With hard work we can put University Union said: "It's lie was incredibly wise and ■sense of purpose back into extremely sad that someone as compassionate and a man of this country." he said. would deal drugs' - East 17 megastar reveals all on page 141

UNIVERSITY . .." 7.:7I 07 LEEDS LIBRARY - f. =St 2 News In fashion Good sports • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • Every dedicated Sports teams at Leeds Metropolitan follower of student University Students Union may have been fashion will he at rocked by their ban from University Athletic Psyched out Beckett Park on Union competition. but that didn't stop a The Psychology has done this because I don't Thursday for the fullsome celebration of the great and good of Department at Leeds By Rosa Prince think i could teach them Leeds LMUSU sport at the Sports Club Gala rin University this week again." He advised any student Metropolitan Dinner last week. writer Dowd Smith. slammed "inconsiderate" competition with each other, experiencing difficulties to see University' student More than 250 of LMUSU's sporting elite I DIGEST I students who have defaced a so no one can benefit from him and obtain alternative clothes abovi. gathered at the Elland Road Banqueting one vital reference hook in an this." references. Tickets for the Suite fur the second event of its kind. attempt to thwart colleagues' Students ore concerned that Psychology students have hour show, Representatives of a wide range of spurts - without the Journal they will consistently experienced organised by third 2,3,4,5 studies. from rugby to ten-pin howling - gathered to NEWS Roughly a hundred students be unable to write the essay, problems with the availability year Consumer bear the nomination of LMUSU 'Sports COMMENT 6,7 who are writing an assessed which is assessed and counts of materials. Students Services Personality of the Year' The name of rugby Management Neuroanatomy essay base been for 20 per cent of their overall complain that people arc union's David Huggett was added to the ARTS 8,9 students Louise deprived of vital information mark. selfish about returning hooks prestieious winners' shield Crane and Richard MUSIC 10,11 after chapters were ripped out Second year Nicola Barnet on time. Warwick Taylor. President of LMUSU, said: of a relevant journal. said: "It's totally unfair. There One irate second year Marsden, arc 'This is the Outlaw night of our sporting FOCUS 12,13 are about a hundred people priced 0.50 or £2 Dr Mitch Waterman, the Psychology student. Gernma calendar. Let's hope this event and our and on sale at the CULTURE 14 tutor for the course, said: "I'm working on this essay, and Hayes, said: "They should success will grow for year.hicome " deeply saddened that as a they're being stopped by one." make all loans for one day University BOOKS 15 group there isn't more Dr Waterman added: "I only. I'm sick of not being able Information Point consideration. They're not in don't really want to know who to gel the books I need." and the Students Students arrested CLASS/JAZZ 16 OOOOO ••••••• OOOOO Union shop. THE GUIDE .. 17-21 Two Leeds University students have been CLASSIFIEDS 22 Go Green charged with the theft of a motor vehicle, following an incident In Kelso Road In the SPORT 23,24 Hero tackles crime early hours of Tuesday morning, writes Green students are Tim Gallagher. A heroic student from usually the ones leaving the pub, David Guest and another unnamed Pi Henry Price Flats but if you've student were returning from the City POLICY successfully caught a always wanted to Centre in the early bourn of 10th March potential car thief last week sate the world - tit when the Incident took place. Leeds Shaleitt is An independent atter chasing him across some whales at One of the students was arrested at the newspaper serving students at Hyde Park and felling him scene of the Incident and the other was Lords University, Leeds with a rugby tackle, writes least - you're not arrested at an address in Kelso Road Metropolitan Umversity an. i Lucie Spurr. alone. The Leeds shortly afterwards. other colleges in and aroimyt The incident took place in Grerripeuee Support Group Both students were charged with theft Leeds, All our journalists abide the car park adjacent to the of a vehicle and were balled to appear at by a code of conduct, but if you Leeds University flats, when meets on the third Leeds Magistrate Court later next month. have any complaints please a youth set all the car alarm Thursday of every month at 7_10pin A spokesperson for West Yorkshire contact the Editor. while trying to dismantle the Police confirmed that two students had front of the stereo. in the Headinglcy Leeds Student Newspaper been arrested. Crime-stopper Alastair Community Centre Leeds Urns/may Croon Lean. a first year Economics Annexe, 8 North P0 Box 157 Lane. Headingley. Log-on longer Leeds LSI 111H and Management student. said "I heard a car alarm Computer whizzes used to haying their plug Editor going off so I looked out of Wagner pulled at Leeds Metropolitan University's Richard Fletcher the window and saw the youth panicking and speaks Beckett Park site will he 'dile to stay logged- Deputy Editor scrambling out of the front on for longer in the build-up to exams. writes Rosa Prince door window. Shouting to Leeds David Smith. Assistant Editor some passers-by to stoic him, NIetropolitan The opening hours in the computer labs have John McLeod I then ran downstairs myself University been extended to cope with the traditional summer term rush, following a request by the Chief News Editor and four of us went after him Hevs-a-go harp Alastair Lean Pie: Deb:mills Singh Principal and Students Union. -The labs me Always busy at Matt Roper across Hyde Park." Chief Executive The youth was cornered burnt out. Alastair himself was incident - his own car has Leslie Wagner says the cod of' year,- said Warwick Taylor, Assistant News Editors by the students and, already the victim of no fewer than been broken into twice. that maintenance President of LMUSU. "The University hopes Helen Crossley concussed after his desperate three break-ins to his car last However Dennis Muir, the grants should he to extend huurs generally to make the most Tim Gallagher hid to escape from the car. term "There's no chance I Head of Security at Leeds abolished if mature efficient use of resources" David Smith he didn't attempt to resist as would bring my car hack this University, maintained that students are to _basic Driver, LMU Computer Services User Nicola Woolcock they went to cull the police_ term," he said. the level of vehicle crime in survive in higher Support Manager, said. "The change will last FOCUS Editors The parking outside Dr Killington. the Warden campus has been falling since education. "Ideally for four weeks, and if there's a lot of interest Gareth Hughes Henry Price is notoriously for Henry Price. expressed little they began working with the I would like the we'll think about repeating it in January. It Isobel Williams unsafe a car wac recently surprise on hearing of the police Government to all depends on funding." The labs are now Arta Editors fund maintenance open from gam to 10.30prn Monday to Hannah Jones and tuition. but if a Thursday, and 10um to 8pm on Sundays. Eleanor Rose choice has to tie Music Editors Protest poet perseveres made 1 would Radio day Alex Sanders rather see A writer who once at in ein any response. no feedback es cryone's tuition Johnny Davis After a successful term on the airwaves. rIprotest for nine months at Hy Helen Crossley whatsoever All I ever got front costs paid," he told Classical & Jazz Network FM, Leeds University Union's Leeds University has now turned Oxford and Leeds was derision a conference on Steven Ranger student radio station, continues its her attentions to Oxford 201 make it on to the list of and contempt The hest I got was adult education. Christian White renaissance with a new committee The poet's latest sit-in comes nominees. indifference." promising ambitious plans for the future. Books Editor after her failure to become In load Williams camped The English Department told Leeds writes David Smith. John McLeod Oxford University's Chair of outside Leeds University after her lo go away and write poetry With Chris Gregg taking over as The Guide Poetry. Brenda Williams. failing an entrance exam O. read at home. but Williams retorts: "I Student President. the new Station Manager is Stephen Hill formerly of Seacroft Leeds, hits theology She felt she was had dune that Done that David Hass, who claims that Network will applied twice but this year failed discriminated against and. successfully. To go away, be out Leeds Student Spurts Editor he back on the air from the end of to secure a single nomination. although her appeal was refused, of sight, Out of mind, means I returns in a Roger Domerieghein October. "We want to gel more people Il is now 315 years since a she vowed Rs fight on. She don't exist. The universities must fortnight. on involved - we'll be a major presence at Photo Editor woman last held the chair, which staged several sit-in protests over take some responsibility for me. Friday 27th May. Introweek,." be said. Ed Crispin is highly influential in British it period of nine months, give me sonic chance." The next News Hass added: "We hope to become an poetry The Oxford dons cost including a tong vigil on the As her silent protest commissioning will incorporated society tin as to gel some their votes yesterday, but despite English Department lawn with continued. Williams said that she take place in the NEWSDESK funding from the Union instead of being taking out a £2.000 hank loan to an umbrella to keep out the aims to show the university Leeds University solely self-financing.- 0860-136570 send copies of her epic poem snow. system that she is prepared to Union office at Richard Bond is the new chief of the 'The Pain Clinic' to the "I just wanted to he heard," suffer for the right to study and 1 pm on Monday society's latest development. Network 11• academics. Williams's :incite did Ms Williams explained. "I never be heard. 23rd.

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News 3 Building site chaos at Rich Hall indents at a Leeds and pneumatic drills. Rubbish student's revision Se•brork. had been "severely :Metropolitan University By 'Tim Gallagher chutes have been placed programmes that has caused Andrew Snowball, VP inconvenienced". The building hull are having their S outside many windows and the most outrage. "No one's Beckett Park, has described work is expected to last for 12 exam success threatened by students have complained that risk as he is unable to seethe been able to do their work. work as an "absolute weeks. major building work which, it tar and fumes have been scaffolding which has been Ira impossible to work In disgrace". However Trevor Hudson, has been claimed, has turned escaping Into their rooms. erected around the hall. "I'm these so-called study All 70 students at the hall Director of Estates, has the area into "a construction Facilities at the hall have effectively room-bound. Out bedrooms," said B'Ed student have signed a petition which indicated that LMU may site". been severely disrupted by the there it's a flaming death Alison Pickford. was sent to senior consider suspending the work Rich Hall, at LMU's work. Half the residents were trap. I'm afraid of walking Others agreed: "In my management at LMU. Course in the face of student Beckett Park complex, is deprived of hot water for two round the hall." lie said. view, the university is in tutors have alto been opposition. He told Leeds. being subjected to major Other students have days and there is expected to breach of contract because contacted who, it is Student that lie will be structural work. This Includes be chaos tomorrow when their complained shout fumes these rooms are supposed to understood. have renegotiating the programme re-laying the roof and digging electricity will he cut for five coming from the JCR be for quiet study. That's acknowledged the adverse of building works with the huge trenches through the and a half hours. excavator. "It's like living impossible with wheelbarrow conditions affecting study in contractors. quadrangle In order to fit a next door to a petrol station." The work, which limits rumbling over the roof," said the hall. This news has come as little new boiler system. access to the hall. has been complained Manor's Design student Aldan Cooke. A representative for LMU consolation to the students at Stamalkia. For the past three weeks criticised by students as a "You may as well he Estates Department. David the hall. "If we wanted to live residents of the hall have been potential safely hazard. However, with exams waking up in a battlefield," Aston. has visited the hall to on a building site. we would been woken up as early as Partially sighted Gary starting in the next few weeks, added European Language '41019146e fur the disruption. have paid our rent to 6.45ani essavators Mt:Gladder) is at particular it is the disruption to the and Business student Anton He admitted that the student.% Winspey." said one. Orgy Leeds ignores fight for future Laser tudents in Leeds has,: been Sbranded as 'apathetic' bar-gy hollowing a very low turn-out at the National Union of he manager of the Students' 'Big Demo' in Leslie Fasersham Pub this week T London last week. defended their screening of writes Paul Greenongh However. NUS "pornographic" films in the has been strongly criticised By Tint Gallagher main bar-area of the pub, writes for its poor organisation of the event Rosa Prince. Despite scenes A tuna-out of fewer than IS showing graphic sexual activity. PI boss Leslie Wagner students from Leeds was much including group orgies. U scooped a top raffle prize lower than expected It has manager Roger Quilllam at last Saturday's Beckett been blamed on both the tuning claimed: "We keep a tight reign Park fun day and has been 01 the march and the fact that on things and I don't think we given the opportunity to show students have already been on go over the top." he can hit the right target. one outing - Left Unity's demo Some students disagreed Shoot-from-the-hip last tam. Wagner. Principal and Chief however. "1 have nothing The march was attended by Executive at Leeds against porno films in general • a round 3,thifi students from Ntetroptilitart L itiverstiy. has I've watched a few. but I really across the country and won tickets to the futuristic don't think they're appropriate proceeded tram London war game. Laser Quest. in in a pub. and I found it very University to Kenningtim Park Leeds City Centre. shacking." said Rob Turner. The Metiopolitan. Police The trigger-happy chief is second year Lea. desci ibed the march as "very reportedly delighted with the The films are drown as part quiet" However, there acre win, declaring: "Laser Quest of video montages, compiled by Plc Ed Crispin some minor scuffles when the A acute, brooks out on the demo as tempers fray sounds like what 1 have to do staff at the Fav to accompany police moved In to halt an want to turn out again right with eggs and branded a "scab" Helen Russell. a first Year in my job every day of the the DJs. And material of a attempted break-away to before ate exams." as he gave messages of support to German and Religious Studies week." pornographic nature is often Parliament by some marchers. Late, a fev, students tried to NUS and students. student at Leeds University. Leeds Student understands used to spice up the action. Elliot Reuben. LUU stage a sit-down pnitest. but NUS A spokesperson for NUS said: felt that the number of that a number of staff and Second year Alex Financial Affairs Secretary. officials guided other marchers "The demonstration was a great students from Leeds was students at LMU have Mommeraleeg described herself said that the number of students around them and they scion began Success and on the whale very shameful but also blamed expressed an interest in as more surprised than shocked: was lost because NUS "aren't walking again. peaceful". Rejecting suggestions NUS organisation "A lot of joining Mr Wagner for the "1 was just drinking my pint in touch with what students are The rally after the march was that the event was ill-timed, it was people arc getting dispirited - ten minute laser shoot- out. when I looked up and saw a doing." He added: "They have interrupted by mcmhcrs of the described as a "good fixall point it's too close to the end of the Rumours of an ambush and room full of heaving bodies. 1 already been down to London Socialist Workers Party Labour for students" and only pan of the light instead of the use of tanks are. as yet. was taken abatis. but I found it once this year and they don't MP Peter Mandrlson was pelted campaign against grant cuts. beginning." unconfirmed. funny rather than upsetting." Becketts of fun and games Helping the homeless eckett Park st.as filled with the course hose local residents who already underway. aoldiers, students and heals on The exact amount raised by B never tire of accusing It 'am Rose Third year Chris Young Saturday to raise money for local the event is still unknown T students of having an sense of described why he chose to wnte‘C'ir Sanver. because sponsorship from the clwrities community spirit need to didn't know where or who to work for Latch: "it's self-help The event was organised to assault course has not yet been think on, if only where five turn to. Looking back when 1 for the homeless, and a non- raise funds fur the Yorkshire collected. However, the Leeds University students are started Is almost impossible patronising way to solve the Cancer Research campaign and organisers hope the final total to concerned. now. After 10 mouths 1 am homeless problem. I'm also a be in the region of 14.500. featured a small funfair a bur and now living in a really nice bit of a greens and LATCH This was the first time the They have helped to a Gladiators Duel. convert a derelict house in the flat.- represents a method of However Scorpio and Wolf Beckett Park Fun Day bias been Chapeltown area of Leeds The students were working sustained living by renovating were nowhere to be seen when it held on such a grand scale and it into three Self-contained flats. as part of a team of volunteers derelict houses instead of Is hoped that it will go on to thought the day was is huge came to the strenuous assault The flats will provide homes fur the charity organisation building new become an institution. success "This is a great course. The results were close, a for five previously homeless LATCH. Leeds Action To accommodation". About 1.000 students took opportunity for LMU and its leans of organisers being people, who were themselves Create Homes, a community Another helper. James Cotton, advantage of the glorious students tti prove they play a bettered only by the Pares, The involved in the renovations. self-build project founded in said: "I feel Latch is a unique sunshine to mix with locals and vital role in the local community, gruelling event had it few One of the newly housed, Chapellown in 1990. project that provides shills. borne; representatives from the business while raising money and casualties, however. LMU Non- self builder Paul Towler, The renovated house will and a valuable framework for community. awareness for an excellent Sabbatical Social Secretary said: "1 was homeless and open on 20th May. A new people whose lives have been Organiser Pete Davies cause." he said. Rachel Cure, broke her ankle on getting to the stage where I project on ateanwciod Road is disordered,"

1 Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 19941 4 News OFF CAMPUS Nightclub under threa stet* E913fing Post premier Mike Gittings, Leeds City Recent rumours have also nearby hotel and flats. ..netigdItclub could be Council Environmental By Kate rvlathison suggested that top nights 'Up claimed that these affacing closure after Chief Officer, described the Yer Ronson' and 'Back to complaints had been complaints about excessive difficulties: "We have to take already have done with Basks' could move and that withdrawn, although this IIFT 111.1P1 Vague. The council wants to The Warehouse is planning statement was denied by the noise. Management of the a balanced view. We are N Music Factory admit that keen to find an engineering promote clubs and nightlife to move its student night to Golden Lion hoteL there are problems with solution to the problem in Leeds." Wednesday, in direct The Music Factory will renewing their licence rather than close the place The only problem is competition with the Music discover whether it will be Take a leek although they deny that the down." potted by the police, who are Factory's 'Circus Circus' forced to close when its club is facing closure. Leeds City Council Is opposing the renewal of the night licence comes up for renewal Leek-slashing is the latest craze to hit the The Golden Lion hotel, anxious to keep the club late licence. The Fire The Manager of the in a few weeks tints. competitive world of gardening, situated opposite the club, open as part of its 24 hour Brigade have now removed Music Factory denied that Student clubbers are particularly in the North East. Mr I has made repeated initiative, and their objections on safety the club was in difficulties. concerned, "'Back to Basics' Brownlee, a leek grower, claimed that complaints about the noise, spokesperson for John grounds. West Yorkshire He said: "There is oo chance is the best club night In "leek growing is a serious business, and and the matter has been Trickett, the Leader of Police refused to comment that we are going to move Britain." said one keen club- inspires considerable jealousy, especially referred to the Leeds City Council. said: on their reasons for opposing 'Rack to Basics' to- 'Up Yer goer, "I don't know where in mining areas." This has led to the Environmental Health "We are keen to give Back to the renewal as the case is Ronson' although we have else I'd go on Saturday founding of vigilante groups of leek Department, Basics a Gam licence as we soon to go to court. had complaints from a night." growers, so that competitive gardeners can protect their veg. The underhand activities also extend to pumpkins and onions, A prize pumpkin at Lyddon live-in Operation cash dash the 'Sutton and Langley Onion and Pumpkin Club Show' fell to the ground eports of 4 mystery man By Paul Greenough and exploded, revealing five pounds of RJ.Neating meals and lead piping in it. Another grower was sleeping over in two Leeds caught plugging maggot holes in his University halls, have led undecided about the champion union with Poly fitia. worried staff to put up situation. notices alerting residents to One member of the hall his presence said that having someone Top of the plops It has been rumoured that lurking about was "quite the mart had been sleeping in scary when you want to feel Toni Di Bart, latest chart sensation, is the Junior Common Room at safe where you live". awash with success - in the world of Charles Morris. He was seen Others thought that the bathroom suites. For Toni. as well as being on one occasion and was mystery wits amusing. Alex a pop-star, runs a bathroom business. chased out The man then Galt. a resident at Charles 'Cameo Bathrooms'. He claims that "since went over to neighbouring Morris. said that the man l started appearing on TV and mentioning Lyddon Hall but the police hardly posed a threat to the my bathrooms and toilets, things have were called in and he was Students, "There's one of gone crazy. I don't know bow we'll cope taken away him and 600 of us" with the demand. I know that my reconis The notices put up Gale has not seen the man have done well but I didn't expect it to instructed teaidents to look in the hall but lie has seen a idled my business as welt" out for the mutt who had strange figure outside in managed to get access to the recent weeks 'yoking "very hell. He has been described big indeed" Shoppers in Leeds City Centre on Saturday were surprised by the sight of some Down the pan by some as "Chinese The Warden of Charles sexy, scantily clad young nurses accosting them for money "all in the name of looking" or by others as Morris, Jane Conway. sold Last month a woman in Germany charity". However, some of these Leeds Lovelies were suspiciously butch and had similar to "a Mexican ninja". that the students had been unexpectedly gave birth in a toiler. The hairy legs. The excuse for this bout of cross-dressing was the 'Grand Stretcher His presence once again warned that there was a baby, which was unharmed, was rescued highlights security fears at security threat, and had been Carry', Just one of the events which made up 'Leeds Medics Charity Week'. Those when firemen broke open the drainage Charles Morris after reports asked to tic "extra vigilant" involved succeeded In raising more than £9000 for Wheatfields and St Gemma's pipes on the floor below, of mail thefts from the hall She added that: "It's Hospices and Marlin House for Children. A female passer-by commented: "I wouldn't earlier this year. worrying, but the problem mind being carried-away and looked after by these lads " Teddy boys Residents at the hall arc has calmed down recently" Words and Plc: Rebekah Rixon and Estelle Whitfield.

Sentimental old Brits claim they wouldn't swap their first teddy bear fur £10.000 The Norwich Union survey was analysed Red tape stunts intake Back to school by psychologist David Lewis. He said that eeds University has been this step will he affecting situation saying: "It's not fair taff at Leeds Metropolitan dented that staff were being "certain objects transfer the owner back to told that it must reduce many colleges throughout that (hoer who wish to SUniversity will be joining enrolled on to courses to make a happier yesterday". L its, intake of new students by England. continue their education are students in the lecture theatres, up numbers and said: "There seven percent or face severe Some students feel that the being prevented by a stingy in an attempt to boost is no shortfall of numbers at penalties from the Higher reason fur the restrictions is government." enrolment numbers, writes the University. We expect to Meat and two veg Education Funding Council to prevent the government This news follows an Akton Wrtigg reach the agreed targets for for the expansion of its degree from reaching its target for 'announcement by the Almost 21g) staff members Students and therefore receive A fruity study in Denmark has claimed schemes., writes Lucie Spurr. the year 20011 ahead of Confederation of British of the Information and full grants." that organic fruit and veg is good for sex, Both of Leeds' universities schedule. Industry that the number of Engineering Systems Leslie Wagner, the because it doubles men's sperm count , have managed to avoid being Sue Jenks. an A-level school leavers going sin to do Department arc to become Principal of LMU, insisted Greengrocers in Copenhagen are said to he penalised by increasing the student who hopes to attend it degree should have parteime students on four-day that the University would running out of cucumbers at a worrying number of part-time rather Leeds University next year. increased by thirteen percent courses. The new computer meet its target regardless of rite than full time students, but expressed anxiety about the by the year 21)011, network, costing up to El staff numbers He added: million will he used "Staff development is a very extensively, and Deputy Dean, important activity in the It's pantastic! John Webster, claims this will university and if staff enroll Students vote for apathy save the department from on our courses we are entitled A Coventry University SOCcer team was losing major funding to count them as students." caught uncovered. when the manager left rrse local elections may have wile." said one Poly Bar Leeds. . LMU student, John their shorts in the wash, They decided that I dealt a mortal blow to John reveller. "They're all the sane Both the Headingley and Lower course fees are Collins. said: "There is this shouldn't restrict their game, so played Major's premiership, but anyway." L/niversity wards remained safe offered to staff to encourage nothing wrong with staff in their underpants to the sound of wolf- clectinn fever failed to hit Leeds Many students remain Labour seats. Councillms them to lake the higher being on the same level of whistles from the opposing team and lost students, iwrue., 11411 Roper, unregistered because of fears Dale and Harper were qualifications_ The courses Many students seemed name that the electoral register Is returned in the University ward were originally for staff, but students. However. if Ws concerned with reaching for being weal to chase non payers with a maturity id 1,690 .The will be mixed with students as move just to increase Compiled by Nicola their pints than the haiku paper. of the Poll Tax. And many majority for t:outhallor part of the faculty alter the numbers. then I don't think it WooleOck "I don't know who my students are registered at their 'fruswell in the ifeadineley summa is right lust keeping numbers ettuncillor is. let No where to parental home rather than in ward was 2,i64 An LMU spokesperson does riot improve imality,"

teeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 News Food for thought with Captain Carrot 1- .students in Leeds were living in a eating on a budget. We hope to prove nationwide tour, aimed at workhouse, they would be better that you don't have to he wealthy to be By Rosa Prince encouraging people to eat and enjoy /fed than they are today. This healthy." more vegetables and fruit. writes Jon conclusion can be drawn from the The survey showed that most The survey revealed that 64 per Gunning. results of a recent survey which found people were interested in eating cent of students in Leeds cat in their Leeds University students were that students living on the government healthily. even though few were doing university refectory. bow and Rachael accosted by large talking fruit and grant have only f_5.50 a week to spend so at the moment. In all. 72 per cent of suggest that a major saving can be vegetables promoting the Enjoy Fruit on food. As it has been calculated that respondents answered "yes" to the made from avoiding the refecs. which and Veg fair in the Riley Smith Hall. it costs f26.I8 a week to supply , the question: 'Are you interested in are overpriced, and advise students to Stands at the event included Heart nutritional needs of the average young information on healthy cannel' bring sandwiches instead. Research. Dental Health and man. students are clearly not eating The guide gives a warning never to Rachael and limic also warn: preeonceptual care, all with aspens properly_ shop when hungry "If you do this. you "Dnnking is a popular activity among on hand to explain the importance of Most students• even those not on will tend to buy more than you need." students, but with an average night out fruit and vegetables in these areas of the grant. arc spending between f I I It also adviseS planning meals in costing £10 there is little money left health. The cookery demonstrations and £25131 week on food. shit far short advance thus avoiding the purchase of for food." Whether this advice will be and free tastings were also popular, of the ideal amount. food that won't be used. heeded is another matter For those with ultra-healthy dishes such as However two enterprising Leeds The two Dietetics students also requiring more information on cheap fruity rice deserts and fruit kebabs on Metropolitan University students have advise cooking with others to cut down and healthy meals. including free offer. come to the aid of starring students on costs. and to use up leftovers as recipies, there will be an information Katie Peck. a Leeds community with a guide to healthy eating, and a of as possible. kiosk at LMUSU next week. dietician and organiser of the event. survey of eating habits The authors of The ultimate healthy diet should said the day was designed to he as the survey. losie Isles and Rachael include starchy foods (such as pasta. •In a further boost to student health. much fun as possible. "We are not Hill. say: "Unfortunately we can't rice, bread and potatoest. fruit and Captain Carrot and his pals stopped just telling people what they ought to solve everybody's cash problems. but vegetables and a minimum of salt and off at Leeds on Monday on their cat but advising them that •eg is we can give sonic helpful advice on fatty foods - try low fat alternatives. Health Education Authority-backed healthy. fun and cheap." Plc Debeshis Singh Tribute to The art of eating out Lawyers barred

student I:7ine Art students from Leeds y a aw students in I.eeds have 1 Metropolitan University have ['CBI-ICd angrily to 1.3y Toll.) akcly been given a unique chance to By Cie Sangster controversial new procedure gain a wider audience for their for selecting trainee and emphasising the work. writes Salk Kenn. A barristers. differences between barristers commemorative plaque is A selection of contemporary art The new procedure selects and solicitors. rk to be erected in Leeds from the University has recently students purely on the basis of lie also offered an University Union In memory gone on display in u new their A-level score. explanation for the current of a gifted and well-liked Chinese/Italian restaurant in I.ast week a Portsmouth selection process: "The Bar student who died last rear. Leeds 5. University Law student Council decided that training Laurie Kipps died in Irene Tse. pan owner of the challenged the Council of needed to be of the highest November last year from "Lo Squalo", approached the Art Legal Education over the standard. Sett-titan is aided by cancer. department with the idea as a plans in the High Court. many professionals concerned LUU Theatre Group means for students to gain Cressida Warner, a Lars with Equal Opportunities. member Paul Gray proposed recognition. and possible student at Leeds who has such as the Director of Fair the erection of a plaque at last commercial benefit. for work applied to the bar Trading and psychologists. week's OGAL In a letter read which would 001 otherwise be successfully, still believes that Interviewing applicants is not to the meeting he said: appreciated. trent, a former art the Legal Council over. a practical option so "Laurie was a talented young student herself, looked for emphasised the importance of everything must be assessed actor at the University and he diversity and originality in on paper." is deeply missed by his friends choosing the pieces. She said She said: "You haven't He cast considerable doubt and his colleagues:- "We wanted something quite matured by the time on the allegations of He acted in a number of questioning to the eye that would ynu've done your A-levels and discrimination. plays during his first year, attract people's interest without people change so much over He said: "In the test case I and successfully directed the putting them off their food." their university years." suspect the Council will tntroweek play 'Teachers' Helen Evans. one of the seven However some Law provide a spirited defence. In despite his condition. The students who have contributed to lecturers were not so sure. a case such as this one has to The artwork displayed Pie: Ed Crispin plaque will he in or near the the collection. said. "Any Mark Occleton explained the look at the whole system. To Raven Theatre. publicity is good. We should that this chance to exhibit their placed it collective bet on a horse difficulties in selection. He fare well in one academic area The motion was passed and have more opportunities like work signifies a change in luck race. Having lost LOD they have defended the new procedures. and poorly in another may the plaque will be paid for by this." Efforts to raise cash for their welcomed n more conventional stressing the increased deem you unsuitable for the Theatre Group_ The final year students hope degree show failed when they means of gaining recognition. pressure for barrister training bar." Opposition to fast tra ck degrees TIGI LINA Haircare Products taff and students have and tutors alike. An important inevitably mean a reduction in Scriticised proposals for 'fast- issue for leaching stuff is the the range of learning." track' two-year degrees despite ]tics of valuable research time This view is echoed by Tess figures released recently which which the 4S-week year of the Walton, Education Secretary at Indicate students taking the compressed courses could Leeds University Union, who experimental courses are just as incur. highlights the "hurn out" factor likely l0 pass as those taking Professor Atack, head of involved in the new course - the Architect three-year degrees, writes Leeds University French drop out rate is 15 per cent for the briefer course as opposed to Jolyon Department, said: "it is already The failure rale for the demanding to effectively 9 per cent normally. shorter scheme was put at just maintain both the While she encouraged a seven per cent, significantly undergraduate and the wider degree choice for Stylists: Louise, Mark and Maria lower than the la per cent research programmes." students, she said this scheme recorded on conventional There is also concern that was "the government's way of doing degrees on the cheap". courses. academic standards could he Cut and Blow Dry Despite these findings. two- under threat as Professor She believes there is "little year degree schemes have flanharn. Chairman of English chance" of the courses being Partial Highlights £21..00 considerable at Leeds University, points out: introduced to Leeds University generated fir - controversy among students "Compressed courses would in the near future.

I Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994] Comment & Analysis Come the revolution he'll be first against the wall

ope is here. It is time Out of the clouds of smoke have been vanquished forever Which means most of us order of politically will really he in the shit. to put down our pens. and excess caffeine a world- and a new correct memhers of the being precisely the nice close those boring changing plan is emerging. For H working class will have taken middle class boys and girls library books and give they are the proud members of Rupert Hamer who they'll want to thanks. For there are a group the Socialist Workers Party over. vanquish. of people who meet regularly and they are Like the bloke down the In the Mount Jones coffee bar plotting...REVOLUTION. on Friday road who laughs while his two the So next time you are in and they have only our In case you didn't know, the rottweilers attack the NLI bar and you see that futures in mind. They only revolution is coming. Where it neighbour's eat. lie's set fur want what is best for us. is at the moment is difficult to thing, you can't just reach out powerful ode ur it is tun. The promotion. small group. huddled Drawing heavily on say. People say they saw it in and touch it. But It Is all smell of hot . weaty marching, And the woman who leans together, plotting our cigarettes, furrowing their Russia sometime in 1917 but around us. In the trees, the charging people. out of her donrway and collective futures, just sit brows in earnest discourse. apparently it wasn't the real fields, on the streets. What is clear though is that screams at her poor innocent and sip your coffee with a they are concerned with thing at all, just a clever Sometimes on u but day when it arrives everything will children: "Come hack inside smug grin on your face, safe much higher things than us forgery. when I've been in too much of be different. Hardship will be you little fXXXXXg bastards". in the knowledge that no. ordinary, fickle, beer swilling lo my own opinion the a rush to put deodrant on I'm abolished, the complacent She will be giving the orders one will ever take these dilettantes. revolution is not a tangible certain I can smell It. And a bourgeoisie middle class will after the glorious revolution. nutters seriously.

it, citws- Unrepresentative, irresponsible and factually incorrect. Does no one like us?

tte HA Kirkstall Brewery: the reality behind the headlines Dear Editor students' residential needs. students were sent questionnaires Incidentally, your assertions A weekly sketch Nieeelent polities I write in response to aspects of Gunning's assertion is, however. and we had a response rite of 51.4 that we are "currently building Jonathan Gunning's 'Spotlight' quite untrue. We carried out a per cent • Itself representing a 17.5 801) en suite rooms at Kulistall" 'aVC been advisee., to take out the political jousting, the cut and article on new student residential major survey in early 1991. per cent sample of our total run- and that "all new accommodation insurance. Recent events thrust of debate. the intellectual accomnaidanon 129 April issuer. seeking students' stews on the time population. The results will is to be en suite" are completely Tsuggest that student politics Power struggle of mighty minds. Your reporter spoke to me nature. quality and price of further Inform our developing false. The reality is that of an arc in d pretty rotten state, and tt finished only after a full three about LMU's Kirkstall Brewery residential accommodation. The strategy. It is interesting us note anticipated 1.0I10 rooms, we plan that none too many people could minutes. We few. we lucky few, development but did not raise the results assisted the development that 34 per cent of the respondents for around 200 to be en suite. care less anyway. So take would tell our grandchildren so issues of en suite facilities and of 1..MU's residential to this recent survey stated a clear These are important matters for satisfaction in the knowledge that they might tell the', market research - both of which acceetimodation strategy, preference for sole use of a your readers They deserve to to that if you've got as far as this grandchildren that we had played are stressed in his ankle A further survey was bathroom, This Is In marked given accurate information sentence, you're in rather select out part in that historic day the It would indeed he 'staggering' undertaken in Autumn 1993. On contrast te the figures quoted for Mike Wilkinson company. shortest OGM of all urne. if we had not researched into our this occasion 3,000 full-time Lee& Student's own survey University Secretary Last week's OGM did it. But they won't be listening. Okay. so the agenda had motions No one cares for such trifles `Editor's irresponsible coverage' such as "This Union believes: anymore. Gone are those Rose - it's LMU's fault, not mine Good. music and bad nazis don't halcyon days of electrifying Dear Editor institution which was to be Dear Editor tinter salute by a Black Caucus OGMs and warm beer and mix", (Admittedly not I write in reply to your article banned, Rose would have taken With regards to your coverage of student. bursting Riley Smith Hulls and Churchilliun stuff: "We will "Sports Chiefs Ban Teams", the same course of action", the NUS Conference in the last The sad thing is that othet thousands of students supporting fight them... because their operas and your follow-up editorial of answer is simple: I would have edition, are you expecting us to people don't know and instead ot motions about South Africa and arc so rude.. to our yultr - 1 But the last issue. As reported - answered the reminders, land] believe that it was an item of reporting what went on at we can't have "BNP Fuhrers" long shadows over the cricket perfectly accurately - I did attended the meetings. conference you flush your pitch and student politics giving like John Tyndall going about indeed describe the decision to LNIUSU students should he Is your use of expressions such integrity down the toilet replacing you politics for lifc and Warm telling the world that "pop music withdraw I.N11' Sports 'reams asking themselves how their own as 'Lorna Fucksinonee your it with coded innuendos. beer. Instead we have the empty is one of the manor weapons in from Summer competitions as Union managed to get itself into attempt at relating to students You rosy not like students from halls, the candidate who buys a the assault on the white "harsh but fair". this situation, not whether 31 because you think we are all certain political factions, you mat civilisation" can we', round (or everyone who voted, What of my personal role in member of l'AI! Executive who bevied morons or is it merely not like dirty student politics and and the outpouring of endless Such was to he the debate. A this affair? I am indeed a happens to he General Secretary reflecting your limited vocabulary? you may well think that conference few people. one supposed. might cash, member of L'AU Executive of the neighbouring university Most importantly, why is it is a waste of time The simple fact be found to speak in favour. but Take Chris Westwood, Student Vice-Chair to he exact; used his vote, that you succeeded in telling remains though that your repotting LULl's Admin Sec. In the chair who on earth would oppose, SO wit) did I abstain? Despite instead of portraying this as students absolutely nothing about told Leeds students nothing. unless some renctionary Tory at the OGM. he was a less possessing a deliberate vote as a divide between old and new conference in your article? Conference wasn't all bad with grandiose figure on the national MP like David Evans should well as a casting vote, I always universities, you would have If Leeds Student wants to have seven Anti-Racism amendments stage in Blackpool last month. come charging in" He didn't. No decline to use it, no nuttier what served the readers of this usually little digs about student politics being passed. two of which one did. No-one seemed to care which gave him a chance to Ill{ personal inclinations - I fine rag, far better by seeking that's fine, but perhaps they virtually all of conference united about observe student politics from the decline of white object strongly to those who do, out the real reasons of how this belong in the 'Comment and on. If you don't want Leeds eivilisaton or the nihilistic evils ground level: "My overall whatever the reason, "direct the debacle occurred in the first place. Analysis section after a report in students to be apathetic. and this inherent in pop MUSIC (what does impression or the (NUSI vote from the chair" the 'News' section. is an issue your paper often raises. lurk beneath Dave Lee Travis's conference is (hut it is a waste of To those that, as you claim. John Rose, General Secretary I urn angry because I was at then you have to give us beard anyway?) or life on this time. effort and money. Nothing ask whether "if it was his own LUU conference and I know what went something - information planet at all. gets said that is or any on. You know too. When you talk This responsibility falls us Fifteen people • and nearly all importance and sad little people of Palestinian students disrupting you as much as it falls any of them members of Exec. just spend the week trying to see Ms Prince - a touch unfair by "constitutional or other means- tnember of the Union Executive. linion Council. or this who can he the most nght-on or is you know that on the way to the We've had enough of thetonc newspaper's political staff • that politically correct or whatever it Dear Editor. I think it. fairly obvious that platform they virtually trampled - get out of the clouds and come is that you are supposed to he Having read 'the Otte) Run' Ms Prince is not a great lover of was all Not even Speaker in a disabled student. back to the students who want to Michael Zeman, doubtless this week." Which. by a article in you paper. dined 29111 The Fenton. but we arc an You know that one of the know what it's all about. tearing that this column has shot remarkable coincidence: is what April, I would like to pick up the extremely busy' pub for its sire, Jewish members of the Leeds Jonny Jacobs is profile too high. Not even the the vast majority of people think venter Rena Prince on a couple of and perhaps one visit from Ms points. Firstly the dogs-oroa- delegation was given a 'Heil NUS Conference Delegate Socialist Worker., those eternal about OGMs. Prince is not a basis fur Ms irritants at such occasions. It was Apathy and egotism arc the string phrase is perhaps a trifle Prince to he a touch unfair. I do the fall of civilisation indeed_ motor weapons in the assault on misleading de only guide dogs however hope that all the are allowed ui the pub. Blink and you missed it student civilisation. and this students, lecturers anti Ms Prime The Editor rocky Exec personnel entitled column would like to declare its The part of the article about entity any IMILIre visit. "a good place Leeds Student around cmcking jokes about "Is independence tight now in to puke" shows it inquorate?" and support ot John Patten and his that she is not entirely aware of Ian Swindell Leeds University Union -ilov.• inquorate is it"" attempts to dismantle students the facts. Every pub on the Otley Manager - The Fenton PO Box 157 better than unions. to cut funding to such Road Run probably suffers front cabaret, this. bureaucratic oligarchies, and of the people who cannot control Editor's reply: Coneidenng that Leeds LS1 1UH course to stream school pupils themselves after drink We have Ms Prince is 14 lager drinking. The meeting Letters should he addressed to the Editor and clearly marked began. and, accordihg to the size of their a policy whereby we southern pansy. I'm not surprised for publication The Editor reserves the right to edit letters, which what with all endowments. immediately ban any person who that she eouldn't see that the should he no longer than 300 words. The deadline for letters is ibt is sick on our premises Fenton is an excellent pith Tuesday preceding publication.

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 1 Comment & Analysis The book hoarding compulsion from which no-one gains very year. some with exam texts or crafty However, amwringly enough. others. genius decides to plagerban, the deed is done. If all that hard work spent The words dog and F hide or deface books only one person can get hold trotting between levels to hide manger spring to mind. so that no-one else can get of important information. ooks has achieved nothing at Especially when this isn't any use from them. then everyone else. Is stuffed. all for the cheatster. And a the schoolboy prank it may Cunning isn't it. Put the It lakes an above average IQ SivoblerIT third is stilt a third seem. Preventing other single copy of that crucial to think of that one - you can So why the obsession with students from Mifflin their history book hack in the see why they're at university. are not marked on a curve, standard, it gets a first. if it hiding things? Perhaps it is potential in exams and nuclear physics section, In a particularly admirable and if one person fails, it Isn't up to scratch. no amount the work of the Borrowers • essays is malicious and and nobody will be able to venture this week, a vital doesn't bump up another of railing course-mates will cute litlk munchkins in those cellists in the extreme. find it. Thus the book is psychology Journal bad pages student's mark. Unlike A. push II up. best selling chIldren's hooks At a time when resources only available to the ripped out, and 100 students level marking, degree On the day the results with a penchant for are scarce and hooks Chosen One who Knows. were prevented from classifications are not given come out. those dirty swots "harrowing" household precious, one can only What a sophisticated completing an assessed essay out by percentages - 10% of who usually get straight firsts, objects. There can be no other suggest that the Psychology way to cheat. With a (see page 2). Nice work. students with a first, 30% but who have been deprived explanation for a crime which Department turn Jodie minimum of dirty work, There's just one flaw in the with 2.1s. Instead, at of key books, may indeed see serves none and causes pain Foster and track the ripper and no actual tinkering scheme. University degrees university, if an essay is First their marks duck a bit. and frustration to tens or down.

SPOTLIGHT

In war-torn Bosnia, inexperienced students are risking their lives; driving relief convoys to provide much needed aid. Nicola Woolcock & Tamzin Lewis

B moth' for Most people The second cnr o:c evokes the imagee a readied Turin in North distant, ongoing war - Bosnia in March 1994. Davis another of the world's explained why It is such a disasters about which the special city: "Turin. is ordinary British person can renowned throughout the do little. 'Workers Aid for country for its dedication to a Bosnia' has proved that this multi-ethnic way of life and is not the case. its stance against nationalism. It is an independent aid Its residents are prepared to For the chStirel1 of TWILL Ilks goal oh thsplit the war agency, comprising small die for this tradition, they there you must travel o ver million. The attitude of paper. Many students have to that we wanted to. and had committees throughout the don't want ethnic states. treacherous mountain paths. Bosnians is that if Toils falls, work to earn money, as well huge logistical problems country, one of which is run It is a working-class littered with broken-down then nothing is worth as study, and also support because of the number of people. On the first trip, no- by recent Leeds graduate. community,most of the vehicles, taking the risk of saving." their families. What little John Davis. Those working people work in the coal or being shot at. In the valleys The Tula miners donated remains, they spend on books one had ever run a convoy before and had no experience, for the group are volunteers, salt.mines. They have built a Its hot enough to wear one day's pay per month to and food. As well as this, so we had a few mechanical many without the relevant citizens' army from scratch, shorts, while there's snow in the British miners who were students have to alternately qualifications or previous as a defence against the the mountains. Sometimes it striking during 1914-5. Now study and fight in a rotation problems. "We once got stuck in the experience required by larger nationalists." can take about three hours to they are experiencing system. mud on a mountain, and were groups such as the Red Cross Students Paddy MeCloy do two kilometres. starvation and the threat of "There used to be three threatened and bad our or the UN. The agency has and Lisa Mead, who will be "The money for our ethnic cleansing. The convoys Halls of Residence, but windscreen smashed by a sent four convoys to troubled visiting Leeds next week also convoy was raised by cash took sugar. flour, pasta and refugees have taken over two. Serbian. The sight of the Bosnian areas, taking food, went on the convoys. They donations, mainly from oil, because food can now so all the students are children running after lorries clothing, and medicine were stunned by the poverty students. Turin is truly multi- only be bought on the black crammed into one. They live was upsetting. directly to those who need it. and awful conditions. but also ethnic. with a high rate of market in Bosnia. The three people to a single room, "However 1 have to say Davis went on the first by the prevailing spirit of intermarriage between the average weekly wage is one and can hardly move. Student poverty is rife, there is no that It has been the single convoy in September 1993 optimism, good-will and Bosnians. Serbs and Croats, German Deutschmark, buildings most powerful experience of taking aid to refugee camps, hospitality. They described it Many refugees have fled whereas a kilogramme of detergent and the infested with cockroaches. my life. without question. It is orphanages and rape victims, as "an amazing place. there to escape 'ethnic flour costs 60 DM. People rely are The students lack knowledge inspiring when you see the as well as a message of anti- surrounded by Serbian forces cleansing', so the population on the litre of oil and of recent academic response of people on the fascism. and under regular Ere. To get has increased five-fold, to one kilogramme of flour, providedfor each family as developments, and because streets and experience the part of their monthly wage. they havhavoe n books, their camaraderie of the convoy. Every piece of available knowledge is out of date' Everyone rose to and land is precious. Crops are 'Workers' Aid for Bosnia' overcame the challenges. It grown everywhere, for delivered its aid to the Tuzla gives hope for the future." example on motorway verges, Logistic Centre, not to a Paddy McCioy and Lisa and even the Central Park religions organisation. Mead agreed, adding: has been converted into because the former would he "Anyone can help. It doesn't fields. Every municipal less likely to be biased against matter if you don't think that building houses refugees, as certain ethnic groups. The you have anything to offer. do many family homes. visitors also met with the Everyone does, and just being Paddy MeCloy and Lisa Miners' Union, the Mayor, there makes a huge Mead had the opportunity to and were interviewed on difference. Ordinary people meet students from Tuzla, television for three quarters can have an impact on the and to find out how the war of an hour. Bosnian War in many ways." had afTected them. "Even in John Davis said: "They felt Paddy and Lisa have peace-time, the students face isolated andforgotten by the urranged a meeting for next hardship. At the moment they rest of the world, and so were Wednesday, 18th May. in are under terrible pressure. very pleased that people were 1.151.1's OSA Lounge at 2pm. There Is no equipment - no interested in them. We could Anyone interested is welcome hooks, computers. pens or only take a fraction of the aid to attend. The valuniteers

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 111941 Arts Life, Love and Everything

Callow memorable as the fond and Four Weddings and mercifully untraumatised gay couple. Admittedly all these people are a Funeral rather rich, and there is a proliferation of very English manners, marquees and green lawns, Odeon Cinema but this film is more feisty than a Merchant Ivory, and less smug than something like t would he immature and self-indulgent to Peter's Friends. It is also devoid of write this entire review about the way mawkishness in its more sentimental IHugh Grant (the deservedly hyped star of moments as, in the wake of a tragedy, the Four Weddings and a Fireman puts his glasses friends consider whether We better to hold on and runs his fingers through his hair. But out for true love (the real thing, thunderbolts don't think 1 haven't considered it. The other from the blue, etc.) or whether you should reason for my abstention is that there are so settle for the comfortable, established and many other good things m say about this film available. that it would be a bit of a waste. A hit. And of course, there's sheer stellar The concept is, in truth, rather presence. both established and ascending. routine A group of thirty-something friends MacDowell acts cannily and Molts, beautiful spend every Saturday attending each other's throughout, as does Grant who is destined to wedding ceremonies where they socialise, fall be a very big star indeed, It is hard to imagine in love, and are either unrequited or anyone who could play the foppish, successful At the centre of these revelries are bumbling Charles with more charisma or 'serial monogamist' Charles (Grant) and sincerity. This is a triumphant film which American belle Carrie (Andie MacDowell) unashamedly celebrates friendship and who requite one anther's affections, but romance. A happy ending is assured for through missed opportunities and Charles and Carrie, as is a rosy Future for undisclosed feelings end up watching the burden of near•drooling anticipation and the fine supporting cast of characters, anyone intimately involved with the making other walk down the aisle with someone else. extraordinary American box office receipts? recognisable and human (they sleep with the of roar Weddings.— And thunderbolts with So bearing in mind this well- Well, Richard Curtis' superb script wrong people, they have crap haircuts) yet still Hugh Grant on the end of them will be in trodden cinematic path, the low budget and could have something to with it, combining charming, and all splendidly portrayed. great demand for a very long time. almost exclusively British cast, why does this farce, intelligent wit and some of his own Rowan Atkinson is hysterical as the nervous film arrive at the Odeon staggering under the Bleckadder's emphatic swearing. Then there's debutante vicar, and John Hannah and Simon Hannah Jones number 01 American art magazines suspended admirably satisfying denouement considering from the wall, gist out of reach, seems to sum Blink the amount which has to be tied together. up the exhibition's reluctance to explain itself. Despite what you may have heard about this The idea works well in commenting on the Odeon Cinema him its not just a mundane cereal-killer type. dominance of American art and criticism in the r-BUY I though the blindness is caused by cornea- late modern period and also on the control flakes exerted by such journals as Artforum. investigation into the A lucid Jim Biswell However, ironically it backfires on the other insubstantiality of visual perception or a I I pieces, emphasising the feeling that the corny thrill movie with a flashy new camera BIG MAC meaning of the pied lies just out of reach and trick? Blink is both of these and the meshing of sadly also emphasising the exasperation much interest and excitement. theme and plot Serge Spritzer get another one of the public feel when faced with minimalist renders it a very entertanung and worthwhile Henry Moore Institute and conceptual work such as this. filne Op I FOR ONLY 5 I Wink revolves around the fate of Morgan Falconer Emma Brody tMadehne Stowe), blinded as a (leer the last twenty years Spritzer has built child but now given the chance to see again by Is.-Juip a body of work which marks hum out I means of a corneal transplant. An operation of as "one of the originators of contemporary this delicacy has its necessary short-comings installation sculpture'', (or so the blurb Belle Epoque I I and these manifest themselves in the torm of a trumpets], and this retrospective brings Hyde Park Cinema I I focussed visual delay. This is a flashy way of Spritzer's work to the Lik for the first Lune, I saying that everything's uauaIly hazy for exhibiting a number of works in widely Emma but her brain has the ability to process varying media. As the show's title suggese: it onsidering this film won the Oscar for the I visions of import and then flash them up at the is curated in the manner of an index, many CBest Foreign Language Film Over pictures I most inconvenient times. pieces drawn from works in series as examples like Farewell My Concubine it really lays no I It is in this manner that she sees the of the artist's work However, unfortunately, claims to any depth whatsoever. Basically, it I face of the murderer of her neighbour. Trying wrenched from their original context the starts in rural Spain on the eve of the Republic, 1 to report this crime at the local station she Se pieces struggle to support their meaning_ when an army deserter meets an old artist type met with incredulity because she has as much The conveyor belt. "Ubergeng I" and comes to stay at his idyllic country villa. Just present this coupon when you buy I I vision as John Major but when the body is 11983), which stand; in an odd position Once there the young man (mho looks like a a Big Mace al the regular price and you I I actually discovered Detective John Hallstrom crossing much of the upper gallery's space. Spanish version of Robert Downey lid is will receive a second one for only 50p (Aldan Quinn. who incidentally always seems would appear to relate to Spritzer'; installation variously bedded by or beds all of his host's I to prey upon women who are impaired in at the DC Bank in Hanover. The installation beautiful daughters - and that's it. It is in fact a some way-remember Rosanna Arquette lost I employed a series of belts parodying the very funny film despite lurching from the Valid until I her memory in Desperately Seeking Susan - invisible movement of frightening amounts of blackly comic to broad farce. But it is a bit I 31st May 1994 can't he just go out with somebody normal?) I capital around the world's banks. Spritzer's obviously male wish-fulfilment, ie he even gets after 10.30 am believes she may hold the key to solving the I use of materials is rather fitting, providing an to shag the lesbian one. mcDon alas only at crime odd contrast to the modern squeaky clean The girls range from extremely le lie This coupling Rion predictably leads I world of the dominant IT industries, while also attractive to devastatingly sexy and we get to to romantic involvement mercifully given a I being reminiscent of the ugly grime of heavy see lots of their slim, all-over tanned bodies- I fresh perspective. Emma's unique dilemma of industry. However, withdrawn from this Unfortunately the bloke, in contrast, does not 123 SL Johns Centre not having had the ability of sight For long, context the meaning of the piece becomes even get to remove his tank top for most of the coupled with adult intelligence leads her to I 34-35 Briggate confusing to say the least, The gallery's own sex scenes. It all remains curiously innocent explore the subjectivity of beauty. And such policy of keeping written information to a I precious problems are on top of having to with little character development, a holiday I minimum does not help, but it was wise to avoid the killer who is now running-scared atmosphere and lots of picturesque tableaux. I LEEDS rename its invigilators "information and coming after her and fighting against The sex is humourous rather than raunchy and urns wr ce.on awl:Km, ps, WNW ID NMI.* assistants", who are -as ever- very friendly, full et I corm *to morwl wrmorc. insanity-was the face just a hallucination? the film manages to stay on the right side isftsTolsi.. of enthusiasm and willing to explain the pieces charming all the way through, helped by iits So as you can see (but Emma can't) in some depth. 'Blink" is a bit of an oddity, yet with an backdrop of glorious Spanish scenery L The "isolation Corner" (1977), a Eleanor Rose

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 Arts 9 Forty-something Cogito

Forty Years On hat makes news? Who decides? West Yin. When you watch any news kshire Phtyhouse Wbulletin, read any newspaper do you ever wonder why what you are lan Bennett's tarty Years On I- looking at is considered to be news? A(apparently) a satirical revue of class Recently we have been blasted and culture, but as I don't know my with the news of sieges and Michael Pastillas from my John Prescons, bombardments of "enclaves" in the and I wouldn't recognise a biting one liner former Yugoslavia. In fact for two years if it ran me over, t was prepared for the we have had to sit through reports of the worst. The very worst. But within two war in our own back yard. However minutes I was rolling around, all my fears there is a much more grave tragedy forgotten, blown away with some good old occurring in Rwanda. Reports state that "Carry On" style ribaldry. anywhere between 200,000 and one and a The play opens with the final hall million people lone quarter of the assembly, after forty years, of the doddery population) have already been killed in a old Headmaster (Benjamin Whitrow) of matter of months and a further two and a Albion House, a very minor public school. half million have fled to Tanzania to As it is also the last day of term staff and avoid the carnage. pupils are staging their annual school play. So why is the Rwandan issue so Cue the play-within-a-play an excuse for low on the itinerary of most newspapers exceptionally had puns, (real Maths teacher and current affairs programmes? Those stuff) and small boys wandering around in who get to decide, the editors, the giraffe heads and wigs. The play-within-s- The real stars of the show are the with your males about allerwards. But if all producers bear a sizable responsibility; play spans the forty years between the pupils of Albion House, but with names like you do is lust after the Head Boy, snigger at after all, what they put out shapes what world wars, and if, like me, you fail to grasp Tupper and Wrigglesworth, what can you Mr. Tempest's more pompous comments. we think, some of the more subtle parodies you'll still expect? They'll lake you back to school as and laugh your socks off at Nursie (Madge Indeed so will this. 1. might not be amused by the ragbag of sketches they scuffle, scoff sweets, wriggle and giggle Mullet who'll remind you of your Cranny, shape what you think., you might not be featuring, amongst others, Virginia Woolf, and draw on each others necks. don't worry, you've got the gist. convinced by my witty and lucid Winston Churchill and the slipshod If you want to follow the social argument but you will certainly be Ottoline Morrell (who has some show satire and the metaphors of England, past moved to think about what I am saying, stopping problems with her breasts). Lisa Atkinson-Brown and present, there is plenty for von In argue even if it is for only a few minutes and you disagree. But how did I obtain such "power', who nodded in my direction? Absolute originality, brilliant invincible as animation. Well the editors of this page, who gave Ennio Marchetto imitations, and some lovely visual gags all What could easily become tedious them that post and the responsibility it combine to bring about a totally new sort of remains gripping through the high-calibre involves? Well the editor, but who City Varities cabaret that's so good, I'm amazed that no performances, the effective background gave...Oh I won't go on. one has decided to copy his act yet. music and the racy eloquence of lines such as At this level its hardly that "Well, here we are on the toilet of my sour am going to share the secret of comedy important. Fm sure your life would not From toilets to orgasm, this titillating play is with you. Paper. Seriously! Well, that's be greatly effected if the main story on T Hannah S Lawrence an experience not to be missed. what Ennio Marchetto's act will have you page one was swapped with that on page believe. Having just been subjected to an two but, at a national level the way items unannounced support act of "Pete and his Maya Socolovsky are presented in the news determine how Suitcase Circus", (summarised perfectly by Low Fidelity we perceive them. As I said before, while the gentleman next to me as "a load of crap"), LMU Studio Theatre the daily death toll in Yugoslavia never it looked like Marchetto was going to have a exceeded the hundred mark it frequently difficult job winning the audience over. But Ace Ventura: Pet went into the thousands in Rwanda yet, his charm, although he didn't speak a single because that was focused on less in the word throughout the performance, and the news it seemed less important. Indeed by re you looking for an evening of hungry Detective sheer brilliance of his act, took only minutes the time Rwanda was talked about I sex and juicy comedy? Of tingling loins to get the crowd cheering for him. A MGM Cinema wouldn't be surprised if most people and rippling sweaty bodies? If so, you may Marchetto, an Italian, has taken an would have changed channel or gone to be surprised, but not disappointed, at what idea for his act that is centuries old: put the kettle on believing that they had award-winning director David Glass and aurel and Hardy; Charlie Chaplin; the imitation. But the way in which he carries it seen the most important bits. A step performer/writer Pete Lily have concocted in LThree Stooges; Ace Ventura. Turn your off is dazzlingly new. He doesn't parody Laze Fidelity, a slapdash farce of almost mind oft and prepare for a rush of inane, further and you've got censorship. with impressions, but with a perfect ingenious theatre. childish slapstick. The mascot of the Miami So because the situation in the understanding and execution of his victims' Married couple Paul and Paula Dolphins football team - a bottle nosed former Yugoslavia has dominated the traits, and with the aid of some fantastic display the effect a humdrum double- dolphin named Snowflake - is stolen and news for so long we feel that we should paper costumes. The crux of his brilliance is income-no-kids lifestyle has had upon their only one person in town's cool enough to have some opinion on the subject, or at his face, which is so expressive and endlessly emotions. When Paula discovers her beat this stick. Ace Ventura, armed with a least our Government should, because pliable, he can swop from the innocent smile husband's affair with the luscious Gloria she rubber face, a superiority complex and easy Rwanda doesn't dominate...well it of Snow White (far funnier than it sounds) to takes the matter into her own hands. The ethics is on the case. He's got diligence ("You doesn't really matter. the last lip wiggle of Tina Turner. result is an entertaining and daring , only had three orgasms...I must be tired"); Don't get me wrong l have His paper costumes, unlikely as they exposition of two people hovering on the he's got compassion; he's got the beasts of nothing against the situation in the may appear, are an absolutely integral part of brink of insanity and sexual rage, ending in a nature on his side. Balkans, in fact It's quite worrying. But the spectacle: very much like watching a bizzare menage-a-trois. Jim Carey is bopping from the TV what worries me more is that there are human cartoon. They are bent, folded over, The whole is done through the show "in Living Colour"; bringing bass, people out there who will be unable to and changed in lightening quick time to action and witty narration of Paul and Paula. clarity and volume to this movie. He filter the information given to them. spectacular effect, although, on several With no props and no set, they combine wriggles through this facial comedy, bringing Obviously not those of us who are occasions, Marchetto literally came unstuck. miming and voiced sound effects in their the energy that anyone who's young, dumb struggling to better ourselves Half the fun of the show is trying to lines and convincingly create for us the and full of cum will feast on, The soundtrack intellectually while we are at university, guess who he'll be next. Very often, he melds invisible presence of a variety of other is thrashing, the camera is always on the but those who have never even two caricatures together, and the effect is characters, including the infamous Gloria. action and there is the best blow-job scene in addressed the question. incredible One minute, you're watching him Serious issues of aging, infidelity and of the cinematic history. Drop your linen and go So beware. While Big Brother playing a choir of monks singing Greogorian 'life is a bitch' syndrome are swept over with over the top. You'll laugh 'till you hurl and might not be watching you he's still Chant (see it to believe it), the next, he folds bawdy but fabulous humour. There is a then go back for more. Leslie Neilson would trying to tell you what to think. down the head-piece of his costume over his subtle cartoon element which becomes be proud- body, the music changes, and you're explicit throughout as we watch the watching Prince performing live. It's that characters behave as if they were as Jon Chester R.Domeneghetti surreal.

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 10 Music draylon the road again

Pulp Metropolitan University

ven before Pulp have played a note, Jarvis Cocker, aficionado of a million charity shops, announces that he wants to make tonight feel like something special. Now if anyone else Estarted a gig like this, it would come across as en insincere "1 Love You Leeds" crowd pleasing gesture. However, Jarvis knows that everyday life is only made tolerable by brief moments of excitement, lust and thrills. All these and more are in abundance at a Pulp gig. If you're still unconvinced about the lust, let me just say that there was hardly a male body pressed against the barrier at the front. After the opener "Joy Riders" finished, a blue neon P-U-L-P sign lights up behind them, giving the Metropolitan a saturday night disco (not club) feel. This is consolidated by Gloria Gaynor's handbag dancing classic "I Wilt Survive"• The characters in Pulp's songs often seem sordid and desperate, but if you think hard enough, you can easily picture them. There's the girls in "Have You Seen Her Lately?' and "Lipsloss" whose personalities and liveliness is devoured by disinterested partners and destructive relationships. Between the songs, when Jarvis rambles on about sex and Sheffield, everyone stands rapt, hanging on his every word. Only a few stars (Jarvis, Kim Deal, Perry Farrell) can do this. Despite not playing the super-sexy "Acrylic Afternoons", Pulp were a top night out tonight, and they did create something special, for me at least. I'll leave the last word with Jarvis: "If one day you find that your clothes are perfectly co-ordinated with your partners', then it's time to go back to the wardrobe". Follow that advice, and you won't go far wrong. Martin Futrell

opening with a strange mash-up of (almost Various Brand New Heavies Jah Wobble gothic?) noises and half-tunes that didn't quite lead into the slow airy build-up of 'Gravitational We are Icerink (Icerink) and Country Irish Centre Arch of 10'. This was obviously the track everyone was waiting for; hands rising in the air rinally we get a first peek at the fruits of St Dumour has it that the jazz-funk fraternity is r Wobble must have been feeling well irie, and huge grins breaking out as first the sirens I Etienne's sapling record label. And its a 1Nconcerned that the Heavies may be "doing MBabylon and ling when he stepped onto and then that bassline kicked in. Nothing else task I've coveted for near moments. f don't a Jamiroquai" - that is, shedding the raw edge the stage this evening, and justly so. Having quite flowed well enough to stand out - deep like St.Etienne, their smug little attitude to upon which their reputation has been built reinvented hmiself post PIL and, erm, London beats dissolved into vague ambience and making what they deem pop is shot through and with it the credibility won only with the Underground. Jah is currently cruising round returned only to vanish again. with the failure they have met at every turn, support of the movement itself, for more the country on the crest of his superb new single The main disappointment was the Like Pulp they are a band of the media, financially rewarding commercial pastures. "Becoming More Like God" and the album of the failure of Speedy J's equipment, which blew up created by people who like the obscure (read The lack of Innovation woven into the fabric of same name after only one track - the promising, subliminally unsuccessful) pop records while ignoring the recently-released 'Brother Sister' may The first sniff we get of the Web is one bassy 'Ginger'. So it was left to Richie Hawtin those that made an important mark Pop by indeed lend weight to such misgivings, yet in of those superb, rumbling baselines we've come (FUSE) to sustain the surprisingly up-for-it definition should set the charts alight surely the flesh the Heavies remain at the forefront of to know and love over the past few years. It crowd with some mid-paced percussive acid, not too much to ask when it only takes the the jazz-funk explosion. flops out of the speakers and quivers like jelly which took till five to two to really build up and passengers of a City hopper to each buy a The much-touted support - this time over the floor, much to the excitement of the get going. Not long after that, of course. it had to copy to achieve top ten status. reportedly soul apprentice Joe Roberts - crowd who are all here eager to soak up the stop. All in all a bit of a let-down. This attitude is epitomised by simply didn't happen, just as it hadn't when karma and general cheeky cockney New Age Claire Rowland Elizabeth City State's stab at an innocuous BNH last played this venue back in December sparrow/less of it all Then, when the invaders little love song which they then have the 1992; but such was the venom with which themselves take to the stage it becomes obvious horribly kitsch-smug balls to call "V-neck". North London's finest launched into 'Have a that this is to be an evening of the strictest of Nothing ever kicks in through the half-arced good time' that it was clear that this quartet grooves, with no less than four out of the nine production whimsy of a St Etienne album. had no intention of sharing the evening with band members employed solely to bang things Golden are a fox hand that have been anybody. (and I mean drums). The sounds themselves knocking around the pages of style bibles Except their musical appendages, of have an ethereal quality that edges me Top ten jazz funk sellers since the early 90's and if they contained an course, which tonight included a horn trio tentatively towards using the phrase "world ounce of talent would have preempted deadly enough to keep even the JBs looking music', but something this good doesn't deserve Compiled by Marty as Crash Eternal by 4 years But Eternal know what over their funky shoulders. Where there was a to hold such a crap banner, does it? pop is, and this label doesn't. solo, there was front stage credit; and where Anyway, whatever it's called, it's 1 Straight no chaser Various Insult to injury is added by a there were no solos, there was N'dea bloody marvellous. Highlights of the evening 2 foe Henderson State of the fewer karaoke version of the Beach Boys love Davenport. are the new single and the classic "Visions of anthem. "Don't Worry Baby" sung by a Davenport is a rather unique talent You" Possible improvements could have been 3 Orphy Robinson The vibes describes couple of soused 6th formers. It is tragic that among the current sprinkling of precocious made by providing us all with sofas, but then 4 Hubert Laws The laws of jazz Shampoo's lushly named "Bouffant soul divas. She has the voice, the funk, a we can't have everything. Besides, the 5 Mondo Grosso etc. Various Headbutt" is the stand out track of this pick stream of dance steps to make the devil drool upholstery might have dashed with Jah's velvet Freddy Hubbard Night of the Cooker and nits affair but it is at the very least the and, tonight, a chest infection. Fully fit, the suit... music that 6th formers should be making. it Heavit.s must be something; tonight, they were Nick Moffat 7 Weather Report Weather Report is completely unjust that those angry old sublime. The best from both albums was on 8 The infayette Afro Rock fiend Malik men, S*M•A*S.H, are getting the same press display, and performed with a verve 9 Jimmy Smith Crazy Baby that these teen-priers deserve. characteristic of the best live jazz-funk outfit Vapour Space 10 0.1.Cam Quartet Back to the lab It is therefore a shame that this is the on the circuit. On vinyl, the Heavies appear to The Orbit album that The World of Twist chose to make be almost a victim of their own success: having their welcome return to. Most people have a Get them while they're hot. kicked open the door for a wealth of hot US flit of a weird one, this. As a Plus8 Records soft spot for them, and this track doesn't fusion ensembles, BNH now find that they can Unight (NOT to be confused with Pulseti, They're lovely. disappoint. It's just that an album of filler no longer set the agenda. Live, they still take home to the likes of Urban Cookie Collective and tracks is what I don't need right now Dream Come True some beating. A , Rozalla) it should have been good, but somehow Alex Sanders Martyn Beauchamp just missed the mark. Vapour Space's PA had it's moments -

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 Music 11 More reasons, please A Night In San Francisco Van Morrison (Polydor)

ets face it, live albums are usually a bit of a cop-out, a reluctant addition to even the most diehard tan's collection Well, this is T.his.week Nick Moffat fights for LVan Morrison's third live album so I suppose it is partially a his nght to party. tribute to his longevity and musical inventiveness that he has the gall " to attempt another one. CHRIS "its too late to stop now" was a benchmark album, recorded DE BURGH Blonde Hair Blue Jeans (A&M) when Morrison was probably at his most creative producing 'Astral, Weeks' and 'Mountlance' within a couple of years, In his middle age Nothing can stop the Van Morrison manages to retain his lyrical mysticism, but the actual Irish after winning music has mellowed into a gentle amalgam of his many influences. the Eurovision song 'A night in San Francisco' sees Van Morrison divide the contest, and we must album into a selection of his more recent songs which tend to lack the all be wondering intensity and imagination to translate into an enthralling set "where will Irish Alongside which he highlights a variety of covers from the rock'n'roll take us predictable: Sonny Boy Williamson. to the unpredictable: Sly Stone As next? Well, here is you would expect from a Van Morrison hacking band the the answer. Only a musicianship is faultless though often soulless, the great man's few years after the growling vocals seem to be at odds with the dinner-jaza style international smash accompaniment that pervades many of the slower numbers hit that was "Lady in Surprisingly, for an artist commonly perceived as being red", the boy has insular, he is generous with his hack catalogue, allowing a bevy of returned to his roots to provide us with this vocalists from the obscure to John Let' Hooker to guest on his songs. In stomping reins rock number a fa fact the atmosphere is akin to that of an old fashioned revue show as Chris Rea, Scoff while ye may, because all your parents will love it. Morrison allows his tams- singers and musicians the opportunity to out do each other in good natured competition under the benign MeKOY watch of the Irish creator. Faintly (Rightrackl Despite the sum of its parts, this is ultunately a disappointing performance if only by the Man's high standards. Alternating between I doubt very much whether Mr McKoy's success the good and the bland, this is a double album that needed careful will continue without the help of JTQ. Without the prurung being exhibited in public. sizzling funk backing that came with Akin Ojumu "Supernatural Feeling" his talents become rather ordinary. There's a bit too much Michael Jackson Rollins Band Various The Fall grunting for such a mellow song, and although Noel sometimes pulls off a pretty good Al Jarreau Leeds Metropolitan Classic Electro Macre:ruts (BMG) Middle Class Revolt (Permanent) impression it's neither memorable or inspiring. GIN BLOSSOMS A ttributes like power, commitment and Clovering the unforgettable years 1982-1984 tr-rhe True Mancuian is the Man City Found out about you (Fontana) ..nairive are bandied about all too often his collection of twelve 12-inch mixes I Fan." - 'Symbol of Mordgan". these days. mostly in reference to European traces hip hop and house hack to its A good way to start a review and Yet more bog standard American jangle pop winners Arsenal FC. But they weren't at the conception as a rough hybrid form that wind people up at the same time, dontcha abounds on the Blossom's new number, and yes. Metropolitan the other night, unlike Henry bought together sequencers, samplers and think? The Fall's Mark E Smith is the they do still sound like the Travelling Wilburies Rollins and his band, who exhibited these beatboxes and dragged rap and scratch out of undisputed heavyweight champion of wind on a bad day. This will probably sell quite well qualities in spades. Rollins takes to the stage obscurity and into the mainstream It also ups and verbal invective, and "Middle Class because of its inane, summery feel and really wearing tattoos, sweat and a greying black heralded crap graffiti as 'art and people Revolt" is yet another scathing assault on annoying people will cry over it all winter saying crop of hair. The famed muscles aren't quite spinning on their heads for pleasure. those found guilty of crimes in Markland. "oh, it really reminds me of my summer holiday". as taut as his reputation would suggest - but 'Electro' originated in Europe and This time around they include the Manc you're nothing if the press cannot caricature arrived in the UK via The Bronx, Olympic Bid, students and bald man in suits. Cobblers you. He shakes a few hands, nods consequently it was way boo far out for the Don't be fooled by the title_ This is no "White FUN-DA-MENTAL meaningfully at the crowd and it's chocks British charts and most of the offerings here collars of the world unite". The subtitle is Dog Tribe (Beggar's Banquet) away for 9(1 minutes of expertly performed shyed away from the Top 40 and survived 'The Vapourisation of Reality", which sums powergrind thrashcore. largely as Northern club hits. There are up Mark's view of consumerism gone out of This is more or less what we've come to expect His band are great. but it's difficult exceptions: the inexplicably brilliant 'White control. from this lot- angry rap deploring racism and to avert your eyes from Henry. He hollers lines (Do n't Do It)' is included in its original There's punk structures, other non-PC things. I suppose all this agit-pop is and screams of personal trauma and sexual form, as is the Rockers' Revenge version of experimental noise, techno flourishes, you fair enough, but there are so many bands doing it politics over the sleek cacophony. Like a 'Walking On Sunshine' and Herbie Hancock's name it, all blended together by one of the that the ones that are actually any good are one-man army he tenses himself, contorting 'Rockit'. Less familiar is the truly awful most together bands around. The Fall's use becoming increasingly hard to find: and Fun-Da- his frame as if to retch up the demons 'London Bridge Is Falling Down' from of technology fits perfectly. The techno Not Very Good aren't one of them. This song only burning within and let them scurry loose.. Newtament; significantly the only offering sounds just merge in. This isn't just an lasts as long as it does because they've bunged in He talks to us of senseless US gun laws and here form a UK outfit. attempt to gain some dance credibility. enough crap and predictable samples to sink a of the nightmare situations of war and This album also serves as something They're just doing what they've always done, battleship. 'huff said. carnage that fire his songs. You feel he could of a novelty: admittedly it was twelve years refecting the wider society. On the title run for President. ago, but "The Adventures Of Grandmaster track. keyboards and drum loops simply add BEAUTIFUL SOUTH Midway through one thundering, Flash On The Wheels Of Steel" with its crude to the confusion, to create a furious industrial Everybody's Wahl' (Go! Discs) pulverising thing a crowd-surfing youth meshing of Blondie, The Sugarhill Gang and stomp. interspersed with Crampsy guitar ends up on stage beside Rollins, grinning Chic is hilarious and just proves how much licks. "Surmount All Obstacles" reaches the I've had a niggling suspicion that Paul Heaton foolishly, unsure what to do. Rollins looks progress has been made, particularly when overload level of "A Past Gone Mad" (on should have given up after The Housemartins for distinctly unimpressed. He grabs the kid's you consider it was originally thought too "Scan"), with megaphoned vocals and a long time. Maybe some of the early Beautiful hair, drags him to the side and pushes him relentless rhythms. When our cities finally extreme to be played in clubs. South stuff was 0.1C, but this latest release sees backwards off the stage. He doesn't stop Good, bad and extremely explode or implode and you want a Heaton and chums treading dangerous water and, soundtrack to it, here it is. Mark will be there singing, just shakes his head and grins entertaining in equal doses this is a grand dare I say. "growing up with their audience". If at the end, sneering "I Told You So". menacingly like the school bully. No-one collection of unavailable tunes and neatly this is true, then the audience for this song will be After a cursory listen. "Revolt" comes on stage after this. It seems best not illustrates history in the making. And just to a bunch of 40 year-olds whose idea of excitement to disturb Rollins when he's at work. stands proudly against any of the umpteen think.No 'Electro', No Aphex Twin. is a fart in the bath. Inspiring? Yes sir . great Fall albums They'll never let us down. Phil Scowen Johnny Davis Martin Futrell

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It Is easy to dismiss anorexia and bulimia as the sell0 the woman who has never felt at least passing cone perfection goes on, the problem will not go away. Isci and asked why women and men in our society are fat

Multi-impulsive bulimia - a new phenomenon

enper cent of women that are bulimic have alcohol and drug abuse, burning, cutting, this terrible behaviour before they can pluck up T what has been described as multi-impulsive overdosing and stealing too, the courage to go to their GP. With this bulimia_ This phenomenon is becoming "These injuries are both a cry for help and a behaviour, they also feel terribly out of control. increasingly common. although it is not yet as desire to disfigure. What they are not is an they feel a sense of failure. low self-esteem, and widely recognised as attempt to kill themselves. often suffer clinical depression. anorexia nervosa. The main effect is to "The family of the sufferers rarely know Professor Hubert Lacy tranquilise. When the skin what is happening because the parts of the body describes the changing "Patients show self- is cut and the blood is on they attack are not the parts that most people trend of eating disorders: the surface there is a sense would tend to see. It is a part of the whole secret "When eating disorders damaging behaviour, of calmness. nature of the disorder. Just as with the bulimia, were first described in the alcohol and drug abuse, "With this particular family members don't usually know that the sixties, the problem was group of hulimics there is a binge eating is occurring. mainly low-weight anorexia burning, cutting, high incidence of sexual "The personailities of the anorexic and the of an abstaining type - the overdosing and stealing." abuse, so they tend to cut hulimic are often different. Bulimics are often patient would avoid most their thighs or legs above much more impulsive whilst the anorexic lend to food. By the seventies the hemline, maybe their hr more perfectionist. patients were keeping their breasts or tummy." "I should say that with the vast majority of weight low by vomiting. And then in the eighties Multi-impulsive bulimia does not only affect hulimics the condition is highly treatable. Eighty we had this major epidemic called 'normal women. but the overwhelming majority are per cent can get rid of their symptoms within weight' bulimia nervosa. where the patient was female, far more than with anorexia nervosa. the compass of a very brief outpatient bingeing and vomiting, but at a normal weight. "It tenth to start at about eighteen. but most programme. But multi-bulimia is very Now the change seems to have gone again, with women don't seek help till about their mid- debilitating and often the patient has to come in addition self-damaging behaviour, including t wenties. They wait about seven years through into hospital."

"I began to starve myself....) didn't want to

A norexia nervosa is not Just a "I felt that to be good. I shouldn't In desperation he went hi a hospital, stone. he began to fight the illness: "I .n.problem for young women. Nell exist - so I began to starve myself. I where the doctor found a lump he felt I wanted to live, to be a success. '10 Peters is a student at Leeds University didn't want to live because I felt there thought might be cancerous. do that I had to eat. Gradually I began and was one of a growing number of was no hope in the future. There was -I was glad. I thought I would die." to grow again. I got back into the habit cent of male sufferers. nothing. The only good thing I could do he said. A scan proved the lump to be a of eating,"he said. In fact one in ten sufferers are mak - was die: so I committed all my resources knot of muscle, caused by the continual By the age of seventeen Neil had eatin g dispelling the myth that eating disorders to dying." he said. effort of vomiting. Neil was begun to gain weight again. Then he re female-, are confined to adidisceni He was obsessed with food. He would disappointed. began to study for three A-levels. Neil is what you would call an make his breakfast - his only meal of the It was only then, when he was so "I had lost my friends. they had • eu%WWII! affect ordinary guy. lie's five feel eight inches slay - with great care. l satiny muesli weak that It was hard to walk. that he discarded me. I was very, very lonch. I tall. lie weighs ten stone. That's about with dims and dried apricots If he VULS saw his GP. Rut still anorexia was not felt I would fall," he said three out of every 100 normal for his height It is also four stone in a bulimic phase, he would throw it up, diagnosed. But he didn't fall. He went on to get women at some time more than he weighed a few years ago. if he was in an anorexic phase he would "Ile told me that I was very B grades for his A-levels in English and in their lives. Neil left his school in 1% ale. at only he able to bring himself to eat two depressed and offered nw an hour of his Economies and is now studying at Leeds retreated from life and began to slip into or three of the dates or apricots. tint, each week to talk things over,- said University. Ile has managed to rebuild • Around five per cent a nightmare: "I was so introverted Thal I "I had narrowed on life to tins strict Neil. his life. He has regained his weight. But didn't want to be with people, and I schedule. Food was the only thing I could Then he had heart palpitations. This the scars are still there, along with the of people with bulimia closeted my-self away. I didn't feel I was control. I finally felt I had control over time, when the doctor was called. he bitterness. nervosa coming for any good. I wasn't a worthwhile person. my life." As he swung between anorexia told his parents that their son could The real problem he faced is one treatmentjnjfritain It made me someone who was and bulimia - bouts of hinging followed base anorexia. Soon after that Neil was fared by all nude anorexics: the fauue inadequate." he said. by bouts of vomiting - he was living in examined by a psychiatrist and was to diagnose his condition. Even have at sue time Although he'd left school. Neil fear, His physical and menial health diagnosed as an anorexic: "I had a great professionals, it seems, still Ste anorexia taken an overdose. continued to study and was taught worsened. He'd have panic attacks. His sense of relief, At last I knew that there as the 'female slimmer's disease'. privately at home, but six GCSE5 did teeth were rolling, attacked by acids was something syroing,lie said. • Vunies in this arYirie how been engaged nothing to boost his self confulenee: from the constant vomiting. At that time, weighing just over four

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1894 i)cus ) be thin

ill-centred afflictions of vain and stupid women. Yet rare is qcern with her body image and as long as the pressure for abel Williams and Gareth Hughes spoke to former sufferers ted with the dilemmas that push them into eating disorders.

The pressure of society's 'perfect' women

6 6-m, i-any w omen feel they are fat simply because who write articles about dieting. And female readers "Feminist theorist have identified social oaf media pressure. They judge themselves who buy the magazines by the million. pressures as playing a significant role in the cause against the 'ideal' western woman's shape that we "Obesity is had for people's health, and while of eating disorders. Society's obsession with see every day • modelling clothes in magazines and there is no doubt that dieting is sensible for people thinness becomes the focus of women's attention, newspapers, and staring down at us from who are seriously overweight, only l( per cent of and diets become the focal point of their lives," billboards," says Alison, a former bulimic. who (eels Britons are clinically obese. What is lass well-known Alison said. pacsionately about the are the dangers of dieting. "Most depressing of all, oilmen defer living their pressure society places on Health risks of rapid weight saying Cu themselves: 'When I've lust weight, women. "...unless we cease to loss include gallstones, heart I'll buy a coat, go on holiday, look fur a new Joh,' "The fashion industry be bombarded by images disorders, anaemia, hair lose, And most of these women are not overweight. They parades skeletal models along of stick-thin girls, many constipation and dry skin. don't need to hr thinner. Some. not all, women are the catwalks, dressed in dollies Dieting may also increase the dieting because of some trauma or abuse, and they lit for schoolgirls, persuading women will not be able risk of osteoporosis. Whether think that tithe) lose weight they 'll feel happier. women that a size 10 is the to enjoy their bodies for you break your hips at the age "Another image presented to us is that of shop- normal and only desirable of 75 may depend on Iwo window mannequins- The modern display figure form. Women's magazines what they are." much calcium you consume has hips nearly six inches smaller and thighs four reproduce these images by the age of .35." inches thinner that those of their human alongside diets which will enable women to attain the According to Alison it would help if fashion counterparts. Doctors believe that if the modern 'right' shape, while carrying earnest editorials editors started using models who were a more display models were real women, they would not exhorting women to feel happy and strong whatever normal shape. have enough body fat to menstruate. They would he their size,' she said. "Just occasionally- a big woman will grace the so thin that they would he infertile." she said. For Alison, one of the most terrible things about cover of a magazine, but only tongue-in-chak and Alison admits that eating disorders aren't just a dieting is that it sets woman against woman. only if she is famous. Magazines persuade women product of these social pressures. on course there "Instead of supporting one another, they gain not merely to stare but to go under the knife. can be many other factors, yet unless we cease to be security by proving they're better, i.e thinner than tsinhody would dream of expecting men to have parts bombarded by images of stick-thin girls, many other women. It is women, after all, who mainly edit of their body chopped off to look trendy. Skinny men women will not be able to enjoy their bodies for the glossy magazines, who hire the beanpole models. are thought to be as attractive as those who are fat what they are." "Sometimes it was comforting to be sick"

n this country, as many as two per cent of to express myself. I'd be twisted and feel "Ever since then I've always made lust at curbing the problem hut Iwomen are thought to suffer severely terrible inside. I have always had strong myself sick after angry confrontations. or in understanding it. I have always had from bulimia-the bingeing/purging opinions but have never projected them." umes of stresa and worry, like needing to problems with stealing and self-mutilation- syndrome. A further IS per cent who are she said. do schoolwork. Bingeing was comforting, a I'd cut myself-but never realised that these more mildly afflicted still live a wrotchally Her poor opinion of herself was refuge. Now whenever I feel like bingeing I are symptoms of the disorder, rather than limited existence, centred around food and lowered even further by a boyfriend who look for the reasons - what people would defects of my personality."she said. Susan average daily its expulsion. physically and mentally abused her have said or done to make me feel that way also sees her bulimia as an act of rebellion intake of cairMes is Yet so intense is the bulimic's self- "He'd tell me that he was hitting me • so that I can light the problem," she said, against the high expectations of society: loathing that many sufferers successfully because I deserved it, because I was so Last year, at her worst. Susan began to "There is so much pressure to he thin, around 2.001). Solna hide it from the- ors as well as pawners. and worthless. I couldn't finish with him, he take laxatives, and even went as far as to fashion tells us that thin is heautitni That buffo**, however, will are spotted. if at all. only through their threatened to beat me even more whenever eat her own vonul before re-vomiting it. was also pan of the problem - the fact that I have binges of 20.000 tendencies to sore throats, throat suggested it. And 1 believed hint. I was so As with any addiction, help has to come didn't want to get fat." Susan has been haemorrhages and damage to their tooth naive." from oneself. "1 realised ai that point that I lucky that her body has been so resilient but calories or more enamel, kidneys and sroruach lining With the help of a doctor from the had to seek professional help. I was tired of warns: A few years ago a model. Pauline University's eating disorder clinic, on being ruled by food. and it was getting "Bulimui can mess up your mind and • Studies of schoolgirls Seaward, died when her stomach split open reflection Susan can see that it was at this expensive - I'd spend around f 10 tie noon take over your life". She has no intention of have shown that returning to her dire status, but feels that during a hinge after It threeeday fast. point that the problem began "Baung was each binge, buying as many junk foods as she with never fully recover "I sun worry between the ages of '16 Susan Piper. a philosophy student at the ally part of my life that I could control. possible. about five =IL,' a week," she stud about food 1 may not binge anymore but Leeds University. was a suffeter of bulimia I became obsessed with food. it was almost Her body was also paying a high price - and 18 about one in food still rules my life" until she sought help from the University a sacrament. Yet after eating I'd expenence she hadn't had a period in two years and every 200 girls suffer Health Service, feelings of guilt and would make myself was terrified she wouldn't be able to "I suppose that I've always had bulimia. sick_ Sometimes it was comforting to be conceive in the future. Mut sock dos ME apho huh Ile Form rem, &Kaden from anorexia "1 turned to the University Eating t Wi. our oar erne, evaalehle m the sere to a. the rotas of the disorder have always been sick. at other times I wanted to do it to estate &bank, (Met savors of heip w ewer. to h. (hay, but it wasn't until I was 14 that the punish myself rd always hinge after Disorders Clinic. Dr Ryan helped me to Logo liauwnitV Babb Saxe Esau( rhas&r,hhe. return to nornuil eating habits. and In see scion Termed Inth the Clink- Wothea't Thew), & real prnblems surfaced. I've always had !fleeting Jonathan, he made me feel so mon:what moms Tel 455723. Mold Cnumeilins Sec. Iliateders thin.. rein* In !hex OP low self-esteem and have never been able stotechett why I had hulirniu. I felt huge relief, not 1.1

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 19941 14 Culture oggy style

Teen Pop Sensations, East 17, bad boyz from the mean streets of Walthamstow are in Leeds. So while the girls were screaming, Kate Toon, got to grips with Tony, Brian, Terry and John.

is a sticky May evening and something time, but I changed the number. You get strange is afoot at the T Sr C. A line of used to it though. If I come home now and Iprepubescent girls, clutching home-made there's no-one outside my house it feels banners and smothered in East 17 really funny. We've come to terms with it merchandise, winds itself around the corner now, you can see why they do, cos you're on and far off into the distance. the telly and that. Occasionally a ripple of screaming will The album's on it's way, all written, begin rising to a crescendo of squeals and they're just waiting for a chance to get in the yelps of "Toneeee" or "Briian". Nearer the studio. Brian loves being on tour, having doors, the pitch of the opportunity to meet excitement had reached the fans. When I ask unbearable heights, "East 17, four bad him if he doesn't find "I've been here for three them a little frightening, hours" sobs one girl, "l boyz and a dog he agrees. "Some of wanna be near the front from the wrong them are weird, the way so that I can touch them". they jump on you and "I like Brian best, he's side of the tracks.." grab you". Weird is not the fittest" squeals one the word, the things girl, to no one in these eleven year olds particular, then she screams until she's were coming out with were filthy, when I almost sick. was that age I was still into Sindy. The reason for this hysteria? East 17, four "No you weren't" they laugh "don't give bad boyz and a dog from the wrong side of me that, that's rubbish. When you were the tracks, sweeping the nation with their eleven your hormones started playing up on brand of hard hittin' pop. There's Tony you.' Mortimer, the emaciated but foxy lead Would they ever take a fan up on their singer. "The clever one", East 17 was his offers? "That wouldn't feel right, they're idea, he writes the songs, and has no hems coming up to you saying they'll do anything or heroines other than lesus Christ. but I can't exactly see myself taking them by Cute little Brian Harvey, the mouthy one, the hand and walking them into a hotel who sings like an angel and used to be a room and saying well come on then! I've got plumber. John Hendy, the brown sinewy a bird anyway." Things are going just fine sort, all muscle and tattoo, but not heavy on with Daniella (Sam of Eastenders) by the the conversation. Last and least Terry way. Coldwell the moody type, the best dancer John, silent until now, explains why he who had his teeth knocked hack in a fight, and Terry take such a back seal to 'Tony and so he doesn't smile much. Brian. "It's by choice, there's plenty of time. After hits like "House of Love", "It's The next album will have me and Terry Alright" and "Deep" and the platinum sales singing on it. You don't want to steam in Dear Sex Gods East 17, of their debut album "Walthamstow" with four boys who can all dance, all sing they're setting out to met the fans. From car and all play instruments, cos then there's We are two mega fans, you may have seen our banner at Leeds, it said "Come thieves to superstars in little over a year, in nothing left to do after that." our way!" Hope you liked it! Or you may have seen some of our condoms. the words of East 17, "It ain't no fairy tale Despite criticisms that the band don't knickers and bras flying at you through the air. You can come and see us and but it's one hell of a story.! actually have any involvement with actually use some of the condoms or maybe see our bras and knickers, on (or ott)fl We After spending a scary twenty minutes making the music, Brian claims they have can turn the lights low and put some music on, cos we wanna feeel you all night outside with all the screeching pop tarts, I total control. "If they try to make us do long. You can do anything you want, you can Karen, aged 12 and Jessica. meet John Buckland, the band's personal something we don't want to we kick up a aged 11. assistant and all round "sound geezer", he fuss. After House of Love our manager said A love letter passed to East 17 at the T&C gig tells me I have fifteen minutes with Brian we had to break, go on kids programmes and and John. I'm so excited that I can't quite stuff, then we released Gold and it didn't breath. chart as well. "The way I see it, they had a load of them. We've said it so many times now, Brian comes in first, wearing baggy pants Then we get onto Deep, most people's money, they spunked it , spent money they set the record straight here and now. We're and a huge back to front baseball hat, he favourite East 17 track, with the lines like, "1 didn't have and went bankrupt. I can see nothing to do with them, were nothing like shakes my hand and kisses me, as does John, wanna toss, I wanna tumble, feel and how it happened. In the music industry them, were in the same industry and that's there goes my pretence of being a fumble I wanna do it til my belly rumbles". you're made to think you've got more money it," Finally I ask the predictable question professional journalist, from now on I'm a "That wasn't even the rude version, we had than you actually have." "We gel a wage, but about what they'd do if it all ended giggling fool. to cut it or it would have been banned, We people think you've got loads of money it tomorrow. "I'd become a drug dealer" quips I ask them how it all began, and Brian could have done a lovely video for it though! takes such a long time to get that." John with suspicious speed "Nate not really, rambles on about demos and signing: "It Their manager, who managed Bras, is Teen bands have such squeaky clean I'd rob a bank." didn't come quick," he tells me, in perfect remembered for his unpleasant remarks images, but John is quick to refute this. "We Brian's resolute " I wouldn't let it end. barrow boy drawl "we was round Tony's about the band on the Word. do what you do and what every one else Now I'm there man, I ain't fucking leaving everyday for about two months asking him "There's a funny vibe on that show. I does, we'll try it. We're not clean nice boys, for anyone, I'm not going back to being a if we were going to get signed. Then one didn't like the way our manager was going, that's Take That. We do what we like and plumber." day he said, we're getting signed up 'yeah I'll fuck them all, he was joking but you can work the rest out for yourself." tomorrow. Sorting the contract took ages." people might get the wrong impression." Take That, I had to ask them, "I fucking Additional reporting: "It's really weird being famous now. I What about Bros then, will East 17 follow hate Take That" shouts Brian before I even Virgina Murray and Ben Edwards used to get people ringing me up all the in their footsteps? finish my question "Don't ask me about

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 Books 15 Lucy Jamaica Kincaid (Picador £5.99)

his novel concentrates on the experiences of Ta young girl in the large bewildering city of New York. Lucy. a small islander from the Caribbean, seeks the bright lights and razzmatazz of New York only to find that everything, including her new underwear, is uncomfortable and 'ordinary'. While this could be a humourous moment in the novel, Kincaid's Bol rimdering of it loses its potential humour since lywood it is depicted as a part of the general depression that the protagonist feels in her new environment. Luce is about illusions and the shattering of illusions. Lucy's first impressions of New York reveal that the actual does not measure up to her fantasies of the place. Driving through New York in the middle of January, her emotions are similar to that of most 491' bast of us who find that places which occupied so much of our imagination in reality turn out drab, dirty and ordinary. This sense of disappointment is carried through to her other Show Business experiences. such as her work as an au pair Lucy battles to shake free of her claustrophobic Shashi Tharoor (Picador £15.99) Antiguan past and tortured relationship with her mother, whilst trying to make sense of her hrough the elegant and satiric prose of surrounds the Indian world of film, Tharoor new surroundings. Shashi Tharoor, a London-born Indian brilliantly satirises the gaudy glitz of a 'Show Her surroundings include Mariah and Tauthor, we are presented with a Business' that has no tangibility in the Lewis. Mariah discovers that her marriage is fascinating oeuvre that delves deep into the politics of a country so entrenched in family not perfect, Lewis is cruel and indifferent and world's largest industry - the Hollywood of commitments, pre-determined gender roles, ultimately betrays her by falling in love with Bombay, or "Bollywood" as he affectionately and a history of colonial oppression. A her best friend. Mariah feels that her plight is terms it. delicious irony pervades the whole novel. unique and wallows in self-pity. But Kincaid's Tharoor ingeniously depicts the The frequent digressions of hysterical acerbic interventions on the male temperament Indian film world through the eyes of Ashok 'Hinglish' (Hindi-English) love-songs, and prevents the reader from indulging in Mariah's Banjara, India's megastar, as he lies in a coma the acidic tongue of 'Showbiz's' vicious seeing his ascension to fame in brilliant female film reviewer "Cheetah" (who refers maudlin sentimentality. technicolour. Various sari-clad, sensuous to her readers as "my little cubs" and Lucy's relationship and subsequent female co-stars seductively skirt around trees "growwwls" after every deprecating piece) reconciliation with her mother also feature. before his comatose eyes, as our hero suffers displays Tharoor's talent for multitudinous However, it is difficult to identify with or get the guilt induced by over-indulging in the forms of creative writing. under the skin of the protagonist. Kincaid's fruits of the hollywood heroines. The over- Tharoor is a master at censored piss- style leaves one with a sense of incompleteness, simplified presentation of good versus bad is taking, and the sensation of reading his novel a vacuum that is unfilled in coming to terms subtly attacked by Tharoor, and Banjara is oscillates between actually experiencing the with Lucy's character. Her confusion with her left in the paradoxical realisation that he is film world subjectively as an actor, and surroundings and her experiences, sexual and teasing and flirtatious swirl of a silk sari, he unable to carry his hero status over into the objectively as part of the mass audience. He at once invites his readers to look hard, while others, are not worked out sufficiently to keep real world, a realisation that comes only embraces and conveys the glamour, but we you interested. simultaneously revealing how difficult when he is physically and mentally never lose sight of the subtle but emphatic reality is to touch. The lack of passion and poetic style ostracised from reality. comment that the author is making on society Sara Buys sometimes hamper the storyline and character Aside from the meglamania that through the Hollywood metaphor. With a details. While the poetry is ineffective in certain instances, such as the impact of Spring on Sugrue's quest involves him with lots of nasty of death. Lucy's emotions, at other times there is a sense The Mexican Tree men, whom he kills or maims, and three If you've never stopped to ask of artificiality. At points, Kincaid is able to beautiful women, whom he has sex with. He yourself 'just what is the meaning of life?' capture, through the poetic language, nuances James Crumley (Picador (15.99) seems to deserve their attention, but maybe you're in for a huge shock as the question is of sexism and classism that operate in both that's because Crumley give: him all the smart unabashedly put to Versluis and hence the American and antiguan society. The fact that )though it's the time of year when students gags. Although there's never a happy ending, reader every five minutes. As he seems to have Lucy has to be deprived of educational Adon't have the time, or the sixteen quid, lo jokes like the one about grannies on rejected religion, ignored his sexuality and opportunities because she is a girl has far- spend reading detective fiction, I urge you to chemotherapy will put a smile on your face if missed out on family, friends and memories, he reaching consequences for her relationship with make an exception in this case. Nothing is you're halfway as sick as I am. Go and read tends to get stuck for words quite a lot. His her parents. Her sense of injustice and betrayal more boring than someone else's exams, but a everything Crumley has written, no-one cares virtual absence of a past life is then a hit of an is worked out through the poetic details. few remarks about cultish American writers if you get a 2:1 or not. error, Some of the tense conversations that Lucy also works out the meaning of will draw new friends like a dead sparrow in a Mark Tranter make up the narrative begin to sound a little freedom. What does it mean to be free? Is this a chimney draws flies. contrived after a while; how many times do delusion that we lull ourselves into? Lucy You may not like guns, and violence you hear strangers enquiring of each other 'Do thinks she has achieved freedom in coming to may upset you: read this book anyway - you're Another Country you like being alone?' or 'What are your America. But after a while in service she relishes going to have to acquire the taste one day. Our guiding principles in life?' that she is on a leash tied to her employer. hero is C.W. Sugrue: a cynical, aging, alcoholic Karel Schoeman (Picador £6.99) Cultural and psychological alienation Finally, freedom is gained only by breaking free private detective. Nearly all the men in the resurface at regular intervals, as Schoeman from all shackles and then understanding the book seem to have served in Vietnam, and the of to be confused with the film starring the probes all those complex and frightening issues love she feels for her mother and her native book is designed to make us men wish we'd Ndelectable Rupert Everett (or was it Kenny we spend our time trying to ignore: isolation, land. survived a major military engagement because Everett?) although most of my housemates death, our response to the suffering of others. Although the novel is written with of the wonderful opportunity for male have already made this mistake several times. Versluis is the archetypal observer and clarity, the story did not move me and a notable bonding it supplies. Every female character is In fact, Schoeman's novel is translated from the outsider, watching how the others live, lost in a absence in it was humour. One of the problems at least as tough as the men, so that makes Afrikaans and traces the last days of a dying whirl of weddings, funerals and invitations. is that Lucy seems to be a character who is everything alright. Dutch gentleman. come to South Africa in the Africa - truly an 'other' country - gradually comes to symbolise death on many levels, as its unable to laugh at the mundanitles and Finding an author like Crumley is one fruitless search for health and enlightenment. positive and negative aspects converge in the inanities of life. Mariah and Lewis' house is of tile's rare pleasures. He describes his hero in Fresh from bombardment with media emptiness of its landscapes. depicted as devoid of laughter except for one an art gallery reflecting that he'd "found some images of euphoric black voters, I was ready Richly textured. and consistently brief scene, but that is portrayed through Lucy's other way besides violence to be calm" - I think for a tale of fierce political discontent - we can all relate to that. Once the plot starts to especially as the novel is set in the 1870s in the illuminating, this book worms its way into sceptical eyes, destroying its humourous touch. your consciousness and stays there. Reading it The ability to laugh at even the silliest things unfold, Sugrue describes his life as "helping build up to the Boer War - but politics hardly those who could still care, even if I couldn't". ever rears its ugly head here. The emphasis is is like eavesdropping on the most opens up a sense of identification between the soulsearching and intimate of conversations. protagonist and the reader. This was a Read The Last Good Kiss (Sugrue's debut) and instead almost suffocatingly psychological. you'll get some idea of why he is so bitter (yes, The main character, Versluis, finds himself And it's all done in the best possible taste. stumbling block in the novel leaving me with a PS: Cheers to my lovely housemates feeling of despondency that did not have any I've really done my research this time), alienated in a foreign land, caught between the The Mexican Tree Duck, for their 'helpful' suggestions, especially respite. Anyway, in Dutch and the English settlers and the Sugrue, as well as lots of police and criminals, remnants of European culture they ding to, Maureen, Neluka Silva is searching for an old biker friend's mother. hovering between his will to live and his fears Emma Liggins

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 16 Classical & Jazz Hallelujah! REVIEW Halle Orchestra St. George's Hall, Bradford TALKIN JAZZ- THEMES FROM THE BLACK ossinl's overture to the Barber of FOREST Seville formed an excellent curtain- (Talkin Loud) Rraiser to this, the latest Halle concert in Bradford. Conductor Dwain Arwel ne of the things that gives jazz its air of Hughes coaxed some well-judged pianos Oabiding freshness is its ability to absorb from the orchestra to convey a good sense of and reinterpret an array of influences, taking the opening section's qiiiet shiftiness. its inspiration from Africa. Latin America Unfortunately the concluding allegro lacked and the Carribean in its desire to reinvent something in the way of mischief and itself. Put together by Gilles Peterson, this is mania. The next piece was Darius Milhaud's a compilation CD featuring the best of MPS, ballet, Le boeuf sur le toil. Even the the pet label of jazz eccentric Flans Georg programme admitted this was an odd title, Brunner-Schwerd. but this piece written in 1920 consists of a The choice of most of the recordings series of tangos and sambas (based on nods towards the current vogue for Latin and popular Brazilian dance-tunes), separated funk jazz fusions: nothing particularly by a cheerful rondo theme. In this surprising or experimental. Even so, the performance it dragged in places, as not all vaults of MPS do contain some real the tunes turned out to be hits. Yet its treasures, like See you later', a deliciously overall blend of latin lyricism, seasoned laid back samba that utilises the underrated with the odd dissonance, was beguiling; it talents of pianist Joanne Graver and singer was warmly applauded. Lorraine Feather. Another highlight is At this point the orchestra was organist Deiter Reith's funky yet soulful 'Join joined by the internationally acclaimed Us', the relaxed theme tune for a would-be percussionist, Evelyn Glennie. Wearing a seventies detective series. 'Upa Neguinho' is multicoloured jacket and purple trousers, also an unexpected treat, a sprightly afro- she was suitably dressed for her solo role in samba (I read in the notes!) that is part of a another piece of Milhaud exotica, the musical about the rebellion of African slaves concerto for vibraphone and marimba. in Brazil. Basically, these are both xylophones Sometimes Peterson's choices dip attached to metal resonating tubes that aid precariously close to mediocrity: Duke's projection. Glennie's playing was faultless, Evelyn Chunk not In multkoloured *IN ballad 'Someday' has not stood the test of and provided a fascinating visual spectacle, time as well as Peterson thinks Also, the as she darted up and down, striking the Glennie, in an arrangement for marimba one of the horn calls. Yet a broad tempo Novi Singers promised an excursion into the tone bars with two mallets in each hand. In and orchestra of Saint-Saens' Introduction worked well in the slow movement's weird and wacky world of Polish scat cats, those hands, the vibraphone's wavering, and Rondo Capriccios°, the concert solemn procession. And the final presto was but failed to deliver anything more than an metallic sound possessed an ethereal beauty concluded with Mendelssohn's Italian played with sufficient drive and fire. Thus average performance. in the slow movement. And, with the finale Symphony. The control that had Hughes' interpretation emerged as thought Talkin Jazz is a compilation that is employing counterpoint, the concerto made characterized the Rossini became a culpable provoking rather than misguided, and definitely worth a listen, even if it is only to a greater impression on me than the ballet; lethargy here, The first movement was showed the inadequacy of judging this confound other jazz buffs with your it showed greater purpose and cohesion, to notably short of Italianate exuberance. symphony by its opening theme. enormous knowledge of rare fusions. complement Milhaud's melodic charm. Similarly the minuet and trio was short on After another bravura performance from grace, and disfigured by fluffed notes in Robert Rowles Steve Ranger

Alright, sell them to me... They're intense, performances of his masses for 3, 4 and S The Nutshell Guide dedicated musicians playing the greatest North Leeds Singers voices are now so frequent and enthusiastic Music written for the form and they have a you'd imagine they had never been out of lifetime of playing behind them St. Annes's Cathedral, Leeds the repertoire. An occasional series When you say a lifetime... i mean a lifetime. On Saturday night the North Leeds on musical celebrities these old men are the ZZ Top of string Singers, directed by Tim Painter, gave a quartets - three of them must be pushing illiam Byrd might have been surprised tight and exciting performance of the 4-part performing in the Leeds area. seventy Wto think his masses would ever be mass in Leeds' Catholic Cathedral. And the fourth? Well he's a part of the sung in a Catholic cathedral in England. The complete programme included Alleges great tradition of rejuvenation - once Allegri String Quartet He died at the home of his Catholic Vaughan Williams' English folksongs, every generation they refound the quartet friend and protector Lord Petre when the arrangements of Gershwin and others, and with new members protestant Church of England seemed the stage was shared with the No Strings Why do we want to hear about them? Rather like a snake sloughing off an old entrenched: under the law those who Attached brass quintet: Byrd might have They've just made their penultimate skin? Well more like Doctor Who been even more amazed. appearance in a sequence of six concerts in Come again Ok, less in the way of dry ice refused to attend Anglican services were fined and the political climate for Catholics The choir had the best the Clothwurkers' Concert Hall. and 70s synthesiser music, but a new face on characteristics of current choral style - quite What are they performing? All the an old friend, and rather like Doctor Who was appaling after the failure of the Gunpowder Plot in 1605. liberal with dynamics and phrasing, with Beethoven string quartets everyone pretends that nothing has steady voices and really tight on tuning and Six times? Err no, the eighteen quartets are happened. From Court musician under Queen Mary, Byrd had been gradually reduced to rhythm. Soloists all hit the mark. No Strings spread out over the eighteen month cycle of So should we flock along to listen to the old Attached produced a big sound from the concerts writing for underground services in men in November? A qualified yes - passion sanctuary of the church and the on-paper So we've already missed fifteen string has sometimes replaced accuracy but the households such as Petre's. His output at quartets? Shame... Now look here. these men this time is personal and often plaintive. incongruity of the whole sequence worked group retains the ability to surprise and out. I look forward to the next performances are at the top of their profession and the please with familiar music Byrd's huge modern reputation University has done a great thing in booking comes from a single-handed revival at from both' them Christian White Westminster Abbey in the 1920s, and John Nellthorp

Leeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 1 The Guide 17 4'G tn, The Good Life? Previews 0'OS kay, lets be arrival of Marione and In Brief honest and own Stage Kathleen, gossiping Oup to the lets- and complaining, and we all watched the Home on the look-out for a Tommy Steele 'What A Show', Grand Theatre, Mon 16th to Sat list May, 7.30pm. repeats of 'The Good Alhambra Theatre little male company. Life when they were i.e. on the pull. But Tommy Steele - What a a"'“'"'".ch. Another last shown, didn't we? And, confession something more ties these two unlikely bloody dazzling song and dance spectacular confession, we laughed as well, much to our couples together. What can it be, and does it which YET AGAIN uses the phrase "foot- tappiti own surprise Ask yourself why - surely it have anything to do with young Alfred, — in the blurb. Excuse me, I'm Just going to cry in a corner... wasn't the over-the-top caricatures or the nh- whoever he might be? so-amusing sit-corn-type situation they were Basically, this is a kind of life-as-a- 'Rock & Pop', Grand Theatre, Sunday 22nd thrust into. And it can't have been Felicity jigsaw-puzzle play. with all the different May, 7.30pm. Kendal making noises like a chipmunk all pieces of the various characters' pasts & Oh God. Come hack Tommy the time, can it. presents slotting tantalisingly into place Steele. all is forgiven. Jermaine Stewart & Sinttta (gulp) No; we laughed because of the sheer until "the picture of their lives together is "star" in this musicals-in-concert torture comedic genius and utterly perfect timing complete and the true nature of 'home' is night. with hits from all of Paul Eddington and Richard Briers. finally revealed Aaah. Enough to warm the usual suspects, i.e. 'Grease, Tommy', 'Fame', 'Rocky Horror' And the great news is, they're back the cockles of even the hardiest of hearts, and even 'Saturday Night Fever'. For once, together again in the first professional 'Home should also have you falling about your friendly Guide advises you to spend an revival of David Storey's play 'Home'. in the aisles in between bouts of hanky- evening revising this Sunday. which runs from Monday 23rd to filling. Saturday 28th May in the Alhambra Ticket prices range from just The Proclaimers, The Irish Centre, Theatre, Bradford C.3.00 for a seat right at the back up to Wednesday 18th May. The story, such as it is, focuses on a £15.50, but there are considerable Odi-tactic! Ey'd wok Neve hunnndrd mules, sun-filled country garden, where sit two concessions for students Best to ring the nd ey wood wok fyeve hunndrd moor... der old English gentlemen peacefully box office on 0274 752000 and make der da dah, etc etc. There's a moose loose your reservations. The show starts at recalling oldtimes and revelling in each about this home... 7.311pm each evening. Paul EcidInglon other's company. Until, that is, the Richard Boars Whoops. Slipped into stereotype. Sorry. Minrnm, I wonder how the undisputably Scottish Reid brothers feel about playing The What a carrion in the Raven Theatre "Irish" Centre. Good venue booking. lads. BBC Philharmonic, Leeds Town Hall, "picture the scene... Seventeenth Century If their current production Saturday 21st May, 7.30pm. 1 Venice drowning in a sea of greed, lust, 'Rosericrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead' Getting their heads down to some serious debauchery and grotesque curiosities... Enter Stage (which still has two nights to run in the Raven choral singing are the Leeds Plulharrrionw Volpone, a foxy rogue who loves nothing Volpone Theatre) has incited your appetite for a Chorus and The Huddersfield Choral better than to drink, womanise, and trick the Jacobean jape, or if you feel like seeing a Society, who, along with the stacked up vibes gullible fools who believe him to be dying into Raven Theatre LUU visual spectacle of pantomimic proportions of the BBC's own Phil, will be blasting parting with their ill-gotten fortunes. This he that's high on belly laughs, forget about Berlioz's Te Deum' into the night. Let's hope does, with the assistance of his seemingly boot- outlandishly satirical verse in English midnight oil and fold-away desks, and go and it doesn't live up to it's name, eh readers? licking servant, Mosca, who manipulates the Literature. see 'Volpone' in the Raven Theatre. rich and corrupts the innocent for the benefit of Masks, flamboyant costumes, stylised The play starts at 6.30pm each night 'The Light Blues', Whitkirk Parish Church, his master. Whether or not Volpone really speech and movement all add to the carnival from Wednesday 25th to Saturday 28th May Tuesday 17th May, 7.30pm. holds the reigns remains to be seen in this atmosphere of Venice. The play romps around (week 51. Surly court bailiffs and comely Six members of Manchester City limber up tantalising tale from the pen of Ben Jonson, its canals and piazzas with hardly a gondola in wenches will be on the door accepting bribes their vocal chords and do a King's Singers 'Volpone' is based on a fable, and this sight, exploring the depths to which humans every night from 6.00pm. ALternatively you type thing to all sorts of music, from 16th production portrays the animalistic traits of can descend when tempted by money or flesh. could purchase your ticket in advance from a century British Madrigal to Irving Berlin's each character in a highly visual style. The The satire is heavy, the humour ironic stall in the LUU extension from 12-2pm every Greatest Hits. Utterly divine. They should play is an ornithologist's paradise. Spot the and outrageously silly, and the production week day in weeks 4 & 5. Imbibe yourself have been relegated. vulture, raven and crow as the cast squawk promises some of the most interesting trousers with the heady ambience of a Jacobean and peck their way through two and a half to have been seen in an LUU Theatre Group comedy and let old Volpone gull you out of 'Billy', City Varieties, Tuesday 17th to hours of some of the most beautiful and production this year. £2.50. Until then, "Laugh... and he lusty." Saturday 21st May, 7.30pm. Not a sad bloke with no mates, but The Potato Room Players' version of the musical Playing Away Round Up Coppelia based on Keith Waterhouse's 'Billy Liar' Grand Theatre Follow that? Good, With music by John Opera North - Grand Theatre Barry and a hook by Dick Clement & Ian La Lighten Up Comedy Tour It had to come— Opera for the masses is here, Anyone for nosing a lovely sweet fairy tale Frenais. this 'Billy' should have Ioadsamates. in the shape of 'Playing Away', a new work Duchess Of York with some incredibly endowed young written by playwright Howard Brunton. Sung gentlemen? If tights are your passion as well. Lee Evans & Hattie Hayridge, City in English. this tantalizing and razor sharp The Duchess of York puts the live music on then ring the Grand Theatre pronto and Varieties, Monday 23rd & Tuesday 24th show is set in the unlikely world of European hold tonight, Friday 13th, for one night only, reserve yourself some tickets for 'Coppelia , May, 8.00pm. football. as the Lighten Up Comedy Tour breezes into which runs from Tuesday 24th to Saturday Whizzo comedy from that hyper-neurotic Thu plot line runs Iike this - 'City, town, boasting four of the hottest talents in 28th May at 7.30pm each evening. bloke who looks like a Toby-jug and the champions of England, are in Munich for the American stand-up. After the success of last London City Ballet are touring with woman who was Holly in Red Dwarf for a European Final. Terry Bond, their star player, year's inaugural trip, you'd be well advised to this 'last flower' of the great Romantic Ballet couple of series Don't ask me for any more is rapidly approaching the day of reckoning of sellotape your sides together, shell out 6 / C3, era It is the story of Doctor Coppelius, whose info, 'cos the City Varieties haven't given me his Faustian pact which has seen him at the top and get yourself down there by 8.30pm to see greatest desire is to make a doll with soul. His any of his game for ten years. Terry's wife, LA Lola Jon Manfrellotti, Keith Robinson, Scott efforts result in Coppelia, who turns out to be a bit of a floosie - until her arrival, Franz & (an American pop singer), and his girlfriend LaRose and Jim Breuer. 'There'll Be Bluebirds', Civic Theatre, Swanhilda had been happily going about the Cynthia are both in Munich and on collision Manfrellotti was here last year, and Wednesday 25th to Saturday 28th May, business of being in lurve with each other, but course, and meanwhile, The Great Referee is currently considered the best comic on the 7.30pm. unfortunately. Franz falls for the doll. Things oversees everything with a smirk on his face. New York scene, with his lightning sarcasm Yikes. It's fifty years since D-Day. Memorial get a little perverse at this point, but it's okay. Not only that. but Opera North have and brilliant improv. Robinson is youthful services & commemorations I can handle. 'cos everything ends happily in a series 01 felt it necessary to warn people that 'Playing and rising rapidly (his comedy, that 1st. But not sing-a-long musicals. Reminiscence sparkling divertissements. Away' contains "raw" language! So get LaRose has appeared in just about every sit- is suddenly a dirty word. Sounds interesting? Well, LCB have yourself down to the Grand Theatre tonight com in America, and is described as "a one certainly raked in the acclaimed during the (Fri 13th), or book some tickets for one of the man sktch show of life's funniest personal Roachford, The Irish Centre, Tuesday 24th course of their run. Even the FT called it "a May. three performances at the start of June. Tickets moments", and Breuer has unfortunately delightful performance", so for a spot of the Go along and give his toy a cuddle. He only start at C4.00 for students, and the show 'kicks acquired the tags "zany" and "wacky", but same magic, shell out as little as £6.00. wants to be with you. Or summit like that. off fah ha!) at 7.15pm. don't be put off; he sounds hilarious as well.

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And if you weren't on acid last WEST YORKSHIRE PISA SWAM '40 Yeas CM'- 2.0Upes *7 Nemo wt.= YORKSHIRE PLAYHOUSE night, there's always this film GRAND THEATRE as Friday COURTYARD THEATRE • as Friday QUARRY THEATRE as Friday The Ghost at Mrs Muir' (C4, 2.55prrt) - Light COVRTYARD THEATRE us Erntay GRAND THEA ITO Monday COURTYARD THEATRE u ['Way comedy & heavyweight romance combine GRAND 'THEATRE MA Monday GRAND THEATRE CITY v./Lew-neee, Tuealay with Rex Harrison as a ghost (type•casting) CITY VARIETIES SHEETIELD LYCEUM asMonday Tommy Stork 'What A Show -! .31Mor & 1 70mir The Panto Romp Players procan 'Hilly - I Ifjprn CIVIC THEATRE for turn-of-the-century diff-top SHEFITELD CRUCIBLE ad Modiday Leeds Dance Collet., • ring for details 'Mr Smith Goes To Washington' IBBC2, Miii7EF1F.11) 'LYCEUM re Monday Music CITY VARIETIES as hada, 325pm) • lames Stewart in one of his great STUDIO THEATRE LMU roles, as a sad, balding Labour lea- hang The PIA Lao Stage Company meant li a Threepenny Ovens -7 Alm CA 10 J L3,01.1 on, sorry. He plays Jefferson Smith whose Music LEYEM TOWN & COUNTRY CLUB SHEFYIIHD CRUCIBLE wide-eyed idealism gets a smack in the face tuft. Termite Pilots 7 Wpm. IS a,. Stobban Davos Dance Company • 7_5111m when he becomes a Washington senator, ST MARY'S CHURCH, Vill YORK UNIVERSTIA rnium SHEYETILLII LYCEUM 9.10 - Benny Hill The Lori Earn - 7 3Opm University Chamber Cheer & Ensembles - Ham 1.41..bedi - 7.0 pm A 7.45pm 'Blind Date' m) l'HE IRISH CENTRE. LE1L06 ART GALLERY gags galore, but fortunately no sign of Cilia, Richard Thompson Band Lunchtime Chamber Music as Bruce & Kim go for a grapple. Again. THE DUCHESS THE DUCTLESS 411 Music Sunday 15th May :- Oil Said Rape. !wpm Peals= Spesaked Hyde*. &Boy Rue* 'All About Eve' IC4, 1.15pm) - Not some BELUSIll'S THE IRISH CENTRE the Price Of Is The Ponslauare elLIDIGES CONCERT HAIL godawful rockumentary, but a rather good ME GROW MIN RELISHES 1404.0W Cheldranalloorr of the Bolden Theatre 7.4Irrn film starring Oscar-winner George Sanders lain Seurcin No Bea Hit TIIE IRISH CENTRE as a cynical drama critic. Far too close to THE DRUM ROYAL PARK hi ane. Geeing Cold. 1.41.:111F-45 The Mountains Ca Soon 'Sibling Rivalry' (C4, 1 171 Ottpm) - Kirstie DUCK & DRAKE ME GROVE INN 1.1 0. )(caw& Alley and her hair star in a rather limp Se141111C Ring ((coin Laughter( 1 HE DRUM THE DRUM (imp (fnaar) comedy, which sees her have a fling ROY AL PARK Trierie with Sam Elliot and leave hint dead in bed. The Fat family Film DUCK & DR A KE What a way to go. Lucky bastard, The Big Bang Monday 16th May :- INCTUREVILLE CINEMA Film JOSEPH'S WELL. 'invaders From Mars' (1313C2. 6.0(Ipm) - floradelphrs • 5.45pre & 8.15pn TM Palace Of Gypsies ...have already landed and are editing this RIOT' PICTURE-VILLE CINEMA paper. On Crap Torch Sing Tology 7 Vim Pltdealetigua • 5 A.Serm A If 1.50,1 Wednesday 19th May :- Film '3 Men And A Baby' (ITV, 8.00prn) - BFIi Directed by Mr Spock (and not Dr Spock, on Stage - Torch Song Trilogy 7.3dprsi reminevn_LE CINEMA Ci Telly Phdadelpisra • 3 4Speti & 8 15pm which might have been more appropriate), RFT]. you've seen this before and were amused / ITm Ikee I Rawly Mad' HIV. 6.30panr - Aid the BASTA IN CI Telly (In Steve - hat Song Trilogy - 7 30gau insulted / patronised / bored / put off 'Sickest Idea For A TV Show' goes mend Incideinally, I beady having children for the rest of your life. dce.I fiat week walking (37r. Burk, Part when I wee lumped 'High Spirits' (BBC!, 1(1.30pm) - Peter Sy n v111.4.1 ping of ong-eselding spool. who Jemmied I )prate WI-ahoy' i C4, 5.00pasji • Tiered, proulf.calt in is mi CI 'Telly date pints or Fuli-Crean1 Milk or 011. 11101,■1 /haw M. per how do moat. /rug Poore:. which allegedly relines elimrnJ O'Toole, Steve Guttenberg, Daryl Hannah & May I couldn't fie deptEd-;. My ann. 1 waa on It to three month, ad one of Liam Neeson (who must he hoping that 1:Inuom Health t Rare Neeeraiths* (Ca 7.50pa) - Tonight. Ole air., ,,de-dhoti war • debilitating unsina_s which meat 'Opeab Wintry,' IC4, S.00peni Do P0111011 Allen. wh. people will forgive him for this) blend yta claims that any shark pVi•ddli can Lind dad ideal mated ties pelvic lanarnmamy discaar, which is who yea per when I was TrXiIr often than not glued P, the sofa whim Mamma follow he ersolungs They rho this to wind me up &sal they? together to create a mess. 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With ChIldros' (ITV. 73N1vra - conclumse 'The Wonder Years' ICA, AnOpent - mate falls for a Pass tau ,mewed eerie= he the saidesue of hell en Earth The uitufsremn itt feendran dip • mead or raying Wife gni with a large toe It. then proceeds In woo hen woh sexual ambiguous yachtsman. Where do - reatiage therefare provides a solid (nominal for a proof (hut darting'. he cornea our aOh yau'vs rased as of you SlanS rooms*. poetry so he oands no ho hallanty. Bollocts they dig these ideas up from? Item it a God, and het gm a perverse sone of humour wekmg fetch" Sheer pain 'Points Of VIM. (II lif-1. 11.30pin) - Prrns underneath C pint

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Mac-the-knife, arch-villain (boo), Stig c marries Polly, daughter of racketeer and It Out exploiter of beggars (double boo) Pearhum. The Threepenny Opera A vengeful plot is hatched to have Mac sent Red to the gallows, but in a "glorious send up of grand opera", all is resolved in an unlikely Musi c Studio Theatre, LMU and bizarre finale. Music Festival Crime! Passion! Biting satire! Brecht' We are told to expect an "energetic Songs! ... Songs? And Brecht? What on and accomplished theatrical event", which Various Venues earth is going on? You might well ask. roughly translated means this should be If by some stunning act of hermitage you've And The Guide might well answer. brilliant. The show starts at 7.30pm each managed to miss all the events so Mr in the At last, the Park Lane Stage Company have night, and tickets are less then normal Studio Leeds international Musk Festival, then never returned to our fair shores after a quick jaunt prices, at £3.50 f £2.00. Definitely worth ill fear, for you have three days left to make up round the North of England with their The following Thursday and Friday for it. And what a three days it promises to be production of Bertolt Brecht & Kurt Weill's (26th & 27th May) sees a (justifiable) return Surely the biggest name on the bill The Threepenny Opera', "the classic, biting to normal prices as Clean Break Theatre must be that of Courtney Pine, who'll be satire and love story set. in a Soho Company pay the Studio a visit to perform blowing the Civic Theatre away tonight underworld". 'Red', by Anna Reynolds. These two shows (Friday 13th) at 10.00pm. Take a crisp termer The Company is in fact comprised of are the culmination of a week's residency by and an inflatable saxophone, and you'll be in final year Performing Arts students from the company, which will include workshops for a fine evening. Alternatively, hold your Park Lane College, and having kicked off on with women at Askham Grange prison in horses until Sunday night, when Chick Corea their own turf on 9th & llith May, they'll be York. will be setting the 'town & Country Club alight wowing audiences in Bradford, Lancaster, The play itself takes place in the with his perversely spelt Elektric Band, from Blackpool, Sheffield, and Askham Grange holding cells below a Magistrate's Court. 10.00pm onwards. Tickets are 02 on the door, Prison ill before returning to Leeds on Two women, separated by class and race, sit so save yourself £2 and buy in advance. Thursday 19th & Friday 20th May for two and wait for the outcome of their trials. Both Also worthy of your aural attention performances in the the Studio Theatre, are accused of murdering their husbands, are the CLCM Choral Society. who'll be LMU. and thus stand to lose their liberty and drowning the audience at the Town Flail in Brecht's text (try saying that quickly) freedom. However, as the play progresses Old Spice on Saturday night, 7.30pm, as they and Weill's wonderful tunes combine to and their stories unfold, we are forced to perform Carl Cirit's 'Carmina Burana'. However, if your taste is more... eclectic, then explore the interaction between the question whether, in fact, their crimes Underworld and the Establishment, and actually have given them their liberation_ Copped., pertotthed Iny the London City Ballet, there's always the Concert Of Qawwli Music le reviewed on page 17 'A sweet fairy tale vath Of Pakistan, or Dave Holland's Solo Double between them they come up with enough Each performance starts at 7.30pm, and tickets cost 1.4„50 E3.00. For details of some incredibly endow ned young gentlemen, at Bass Improvisations. Ring the Civic Theatre scandal to fill a couple of weeks' worth of the Grand Theatre from Tuesday 24th to for the full line-up. The Sun. The story runs something like the other events, ring the theatre on 833134. Saturday the 25th May. STA TRAVEL The ONLY worldwide student travel company European Specials from Manchester

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rLeeds Student Independent Newspaper 13th May 1994 I Sport 23 Leeds are Keep those sports Top of the reports coming in. Chops Howzat! Mal. the fter the disapporalment Hand them into our kir Leeds karate leant went of being refused entry to I Iverpoot to meet Oxford, Alinto the UAU cricket LMU or Leeds Uni Birmingham and London in competition, Leeds the British Universities Karate Metropolitan University I kagne fronts This is 11w first entered this fixture as a Office by 5pm on the year the league has taken place friendly, but were keen to and has been a great success prove that their absence from Monday preceding by virtue of effort by the the UAU would not go participating Universities. In unnoticed en a win was on the recognition of the great mind or all eleven players. publication support for the league it is set The weather conditions to become a UAL: event. were perfect and the ground1111111 1111.., 11111 The Leeds learn did well to looked a picture of summer, beat the other teams in the though the wicket proved to WORD PROCESSING Northern Region and reach Play very slow which gave the MS Motor School the finals. Despite a strong opening bowlers little hope of Laser printed performance on the day. they extracting any pace. Discount on: were beaten by London who The toss was won by the Essays & Dissertations went on to take the trophy. LMU skipper, so he decided to Beginners Courses only 0.50 per 1000 words Angela Lee and Kathy Plant put lards UM into hat_ After a Block Bookings CV's only £10.00 inc. five are to be congratulated on superb display of controlled A Leeds Bateman well and truely usoullen free copies1 their well-deserved victories howling and fielding Leeds Uni Students were bowled out for 78. Barry Richard Wilson. after a steady represented as they surely and Tay Ying Ying for her Meth-Equations, Charts, spirited debut performance hi Knowles' leg spin claimed S start. LMU lost the wicket of had a great chance of the Women's Kamite. Yet wickets, John Murphy took 2 Wilson for 9 which brought reaching the final stages of Excellent Pass Rate Tables, D.T.P, Copies & again Jason Fong did the club while the other three were Jason Laney to the crease. the competition. Graphic design proud with a superb rendition shaped between Glen Roberts Vincent and Laney proceeded The 2nd Xi meanwhile Crash Courses of fief ui Sandan. and Simon Holyhead. to knock off the runs with had an equally gratifying Short Notice Tests Binding Service comparative ease. result against Leeds on the At the award ceremony By the start of the LMU Weekend &Evening after the match Leeds were innings a large gathering of On the basis of this adjoining pitch. Leeds Uni Free Collection/Delivery! performance. against a Leeds were first howled out for proud to watch team captain LMU supporters had TWtion, Jeremy Marshall accept the congregated by the pavilion to Uni side who will he pushing 110, through good howling Rudijohs stnocurachange see out the day's play. The for a place in the later rounds from Scott and Willingale. shield for the Northern Tel: 0532 489035 Region Championship on innings was opened by the of the LlAU. it is a great Dylan was the star batsman Telephone V & A Workilles shame LMU will not he hitting a superb 711. Mobile: 0850 331321 behalf of the dub. Captain Mark Vincent and on 0977 515452

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Leeds University football win the Northern University League Champion-es! 0 THE or Leeds this has truly Paul Anderton scored the a been a season to third from the spot after Mullin ii FINAL WHISTLE Fremember. had been cynically brought you're a fan of sport in Hosing already secured the down. Turbo and Myers general. or even if you just UAU national 5-a-side, the combined to put Molefe clear a. a. ike to keep one eye focused UAU 4th team Championship and his second and the teams Ion the news, then no doubt you and the N114 4th team fourth was inevitable. will have been shocked and Championship, Leeds As the match petered out. saddened by the horrifying University 1st team travelled there was only one thing left to sporting death toll that has to Manchester knowing that do. Gareth Galson, a defensive amounted over the past couple victory would be enough to right basis, pushed forward and of weeks. drifted add the National Universities when a through hall Bradley Stone. a League 1st team championship across the boa, he balanced boxer. died of a brain honours, himself and drove the ball into to the growing list of hernmortiage after a title fight the top right hand corner of the On a dry, bumpy Following the fight he pitch.Leeds started slowly but net. Setir.fitt. His first goal of the complained to his girlfriend of a within twenty minutes. that The 5-0 victory sealed the headache, collapsed in a coma onto" Mtilefe championship for the had latched onto and never woke up. to a hopeful through hall University. Many of the and first Steve Wood, a jockey. fell of roof of team will 1w leaving at the rod placed the hall into the his mount. and wag kicked in the the net. A Leeds University ilf this season and it is back of the head by the on.shua glut began. undoubtedly a great reward fur following horse. be too fell Mal second after 3 years of loyal Myers added the these boys a Loma and died of his head with a delicately 'dared and superb service to and a strong Hutt learn, to More titles will right the club. Roberts, Elder leapt.), injuries. just Over the season Leeds achieve their championship undoubtedly follow in the Torino. Whittle, Myers, fooled shot before the The grief suffered by these half lime, University have beaten of the after coming runners up for years to corns. The Tram: Anderton, 'Mottle, Anderton. break and after sports, however could in no way more goals likes of Liverpoul. Manchester the past Iwo years. Clifford, Gutzon, Stiff, Walton, Cowkintosubt. followed. equal that suffered by Fl motor racing at the San Marini Grand Prix over the Bank holiday Canoe Polo miss out on prize to Warwick British Bulldogs weekend In the space of two days first Roland Ratrenberger no Saturday 7th lit May qualification round in Turk one match and loosing two, even of the Leeds University running-hack Steve Barlow and and then former World kirthe Ladies' Canoe Polo last term, the team heal even despite the strong a American football team guard Tom Showry helped the Champion Ayrton Senna Team narrowly missed Birmingham, Newcastle and defence provided by Rachel journeyed to Liverpool for the offense keep the football in Mc crashed and died. retaining their 1993 title at Warwick with goals scored Gillis, Kate Park and Sachs Great British match against the All Stare half. 'I-he defence then In motor racing* certain the National Universities by Sant Broomfield, Eli Raw tenet. Oregan State High School All applied the pressure mid lineman sanctions were made at the start Canoe Polo Championship. McCraddock. and Alive The final winners were Stars. Charles Baker stopped Oregan of the season m un attempt to coming a close second to Williams. Warwick University. beaten Last year the Americans heal on third down, forcing them to make racing harder for the Warwick University. Only on Saturday did only by Leeds during the the Northern Conference WWII 12- porn drivers and therefore more During the Northern iced% start to falter drawing whole event. 0. but this year. the full Student Oregan barely got the punt competitive. This it certainly did National squad managed to come away as linebacker Steve Lubbock but frankly if it's going to cost from behind tit win 14-It knocked out the punier as he lives. who really cares? The Celtics who provided kicked the football away. It took Boxing, clearly hasn't learnt DO YOU WANT TO IMPROVE 1411V6 6POQT6 ;nom players than any other team ten minutes to remove the from the lessons of the Eubank- soon made their presence kit. AI American from the pitch. and then Watson fight. Then doctors felt Mcgregor and Tyrone White it only look a fired up Bulldog's that head guards should be worn CLUM t?s 80C1LI1IEM proved vital in stopping Oregan's offense 4 plays to score from good by all besets both atnateur and first drive, just short of the end- position Jason Smith of Glasgow professional. They aren't. We cone. and Sieve Willeocks' ran 20 yards for the go ahead have since had a death, and can GL-6 1E.R.A1 MFFTING punting gut the Bulldogs out of Wore 411.0 a 11-5 lead. only speculate on the long tenn poor position sevend unto. The All Stars tried to fight damage to others. The All-Stars kept up the their was back into Me match and Since Wood's death racing's Tutus MAY 19th pressure, and early to the second Great Britain were only just able ruling body has introduced a quarter finally got in the endzone to keep them out, the match was harder helmet for jockeys to with a short run, which they only settled in the last A/ seconds wear. Oh well, it couple of mote 1:00 p.m. hECKErrr6 5A1 converted for an 5-ti lead, Tile when Luhhoels and white forced deaths and it might he made Bulldogs offense finally got Gregun to fumble on the 12-yard compulsory. BUNG YOUR taming, and with It seeonds left lute: Great Britain reeovercd.the Spurr must leant from these COME AND DISCUSS MOTIONS ON: Iiihnny wise cif Stafford dived in hull and ran the clock out for a disasters, for too long now UNION CARD to score Irons a yard out. With historic victory.After the entertainment, and come COACHING FOR SPORTS CLUBS air conversion the gaunt was lied game, Tyrone White was declared sinisterly success and money At 8-4S. Man of the Match. The LeedS have ruled sport not common & SPORTS FACILITIES The Bulldogs came mu after Players now have to prepare for cerise. the interval anti started to lake the next-set raf truths, sin the last R.Domeneghetti the match away from Oregon. day of term.

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