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By Mike La Count lor for the past six years. His News Editor resignation will take effect [email protected] Oct. 1, which means the uni versity needs to appoint a new As of Oct. 1, Carlos Santiago chancellor by the end of the will no longer be a university month. Chris Whalley has high chancellor. The process for selecting hopes for Panther Soccer UW-Milwaukee announced a new chancellor is lengthy on Aug. 16 that Chancellor and will likely not begin un Santiago will be resigning his til next spring. Until this pro post to take a job with a non cess is concluded, an interim fringe) page 11 profit scholarship program. chancellor must be selected. His new position will relocate As of now, the UW System does him to Washington D.C. where not know who will be taking Lollapalooza and he will work as a CEO for the charge come October. Pitchfork music festival Hispanic College Fund. Whoever does take over will reviews Santiago has served as the Post file photo university's seventh chancel See SANTIAGO page 6
m • P**^ habitat plan for the parceUl was New sex column: Rockin' Innovation Park could be ™?:^*L Z^. the Cribb with Tara Cribb ment of the sale, which was ini- ££ • •• tially scheduled to take place in Editorial | page 19 UvUI I Ul l_#W Ul lUU^Clv The Innovation Park is closely ^-^^-* tied to the other parts of the Master Plan. Initially titled "the Bikers: share the road Michael Cudahy Innovation with cars Park," the project was to be spearheaded by funds provided by the philanthropist. However, Who really set the Iraq after a highly publicized deal War deadline? between Cudahy and UWM fell through concerning the UWM School of Freshwater Sciences, Cudahy pulled his funding from the project. University officials pushed forward with the plan city and state which could anyway, insisting that Cudahy's better be spent elsewhere. funding would be replaced by "We live in a city that is in other sources. deep, deep economic trou Supporters of the project ble, and wherever we put have been adamant that the fu [the Innovation Park] is go sion of university research and ing to be very important to private investment can act as a that location, and I think it's much-needed economic engine incredibly important for this for Milwaukee. urban area that we put our "There are other innovations footprint in the tax basin of that could be copyrighted, and this city rather than put our there are other ways to pro multiplier effect in a suburb. tect ideas and get them into the ... The fact is that the hidden marketplace," UWM Research endowment of this place is Foundation President Brian its people, and the reason Thompson told UWM Today. why the people are here is "And we're trying to develop a the city, and for us to turn By Tom Swieciak The Innovation Park, a key Post file photo range of programs that can not our back on the city in this Asst. News Editor segment of outgoing Chancellor only handle patented materials incredible way is, I think, a [email protected] Carlos Santiago's campus Master lion, according to the Journal but can also help with other in disgrace," William Holahan Plan, is to be built with the Sentinel. novations and get them to the of the Center for Economic University officials have high purchase of 88 acres on the The land is being acquired marketplace in the best possible Education said at a board hopes for the end of September, Milwaukee County Grounds in by an affiliate of the UWM Real manner." meeting late last year. as UW-Milwaukee may finally be Wauwatosa. Santiago reportedly Estate Foundation, known as Detractors of the project, Many of the concerns closing on a land deal for the will attempt to close the deal on UWM Innovation Park LLC. City however, consider the deal a con Holahan voiced were backed proposed - and much touted - his last day as chancellor, Sept. of Wauwatosa officials rezoned voluted and bungling behemoth UWM Innovation Park. 30, for an estimated $13.55 mil- the land in May after a wildlife that will sap money from the See INNOVATION PARK page 7
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Image courtesy of wikimedia.org In addition to the 50,000- square-foot building being discussed, current negotia School of Public Health to be tions will include space to grow. This will allow for UWM to share the facility with the Milwaukee Health Department, located in former brewery one of the college's most sig nificant partners. The university will also By Mike La Count some debate over where to location. Whether the school is simply space. Any of the continue to work with the News Editor place the School of Public should form an addition to the possible sites on the Eastside Joseph and Vera Zilber Family [email protected] Health. The two primary pos Eastside campus or be placed campus looked at by the ad Foundation. Joseph Zilber, a sibilities were the Pabst site downtown had been the pri ministration, including the native Milwaukeean entre The School of Public Health or the soon-to-be-former mary point of contention. hospital, would have allowed preneur and philanthropist, made headway with an an Columbia St. Mary's Hospital. Now that a downtown loca little room for future growth. pledged to give UWM $10 mil nouncement on Aug. 3 that a At the time, it was not cer tion has been determined, the "This site will accommodate lion to develop the school. location has been determined. tain whether UW-Milwaukee School of Public Health can the School of Public Health in On the academic front, the The school will be established would follow through with look forward to the benefits formative years with the room School of Public Health will downtown in the former Pabst the purchase for the hospi of being in the epicenter of to grow," said Stephen Percy, also be moving forward by hir Brewery. tal, but even then other fa Milwaukee. acting dean for the School of ing 10 new faculty members. Earlier this year there was cilities had priority over that One of the biggest benefits Public Health. 4 September 2,2010 News The UWM Post UWM finalizes Columbia St. Mary's purchase
By Tom Swieciak the new UWM basketball arena. Asst. News Editor The 11-acre site has an expan [email protected] sive parking structure, which will presumably help alleviate After months of wran some of the parking concerns gling, in early August UW- currently plaguing the campus. Milwaukee agreed to purchase According to a Journal Sentinel the Columbia St. Mary's hospital count, the site has 788 park complex across from Sandburg ing spaces in its structure, in Hall for $20.2 million. The pur addition to 174 surface parking chase is the largest expansion spaces. of the university's core campus since the acquisition of the old Milwaukee-Downer college cam pus in 1964. UWM has made its The purchase of the complex interest in the hospital is just part of the larger UWM "Master Plan" put into motion site known for some by outgoing Chancellor Carlos time, a desire that has Santiago. The purpose of the not waned with recent purchase was "to expand core facilities that will serve future dorm expansions along generations of students and North Avenue. community members," Santiago told the Journal Sentinel. The future use of the com plex has been debated exten UWM has made its interest sively. University officials have in the hospital site known for speculated on filling the new some time, a desire that has not buildings with everything from waned with recent dorm expan additional dorms for students sions along North Avenue. to fresh academic space. Some The stark reality is that on have even entertained the idea Post file photo of making the space home of See ST. MARY'S page 7
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MARY'S the Milwaukee County Grounds Continued from page 1 The UWM Post published a to be modest," Thompson told Continued from page 4 in Wauwatosa. This has been in lengthy account of the cam the Post in April. "I think the addition to the two-part School pus debate in April prior to the more important returns we of Freshwater Sciences and the up by a study on research first land purchase deal, which get are going to be in terms of the small UWM Eastside cam School of Public Health in the and innovation parks pro fell through. Aside from fore partnership." pus, land is not a commodity to old Pabst Brewery, all of which duced by founding director casts of failure, critics have UWM Foundation and Senior be had. The land shortage has are now satellites of the core of the Economic Center for also pointed to the Innovation Advisor to the Chancellor led university officials to spec Kenwood campus. Development, Professor Marc Park as an example of a grow David Gilbert has been citing ulate on spreading the campus Columbia St. Mary's plans to Levine. ing trend by UWM as it con partnerships with the Medical around southeastern Wisconsin, move its operations to its long Levine produced a detailed tinues to scatter the its cam College of Wisconsin, Froedtert which comprises additional fac time location along Lake Drive report which studied similar pus throughout the city and and Children's Hospitals, the ets of the Master Plan. by the end of 2010, according innovation parks throughout county rather than building its Blood Research Institute, and Already, plans are being fi to the Journal Sentinel, making the U.S. and compared them core infrastructure on the tra GE Healthcare as proof of the nalized for the UWM Innovation way for UWM to move in. specifically to UWM. ditional Kenwood campus. park's potential positive im "There are numerous exam Regardless, the plan still pact since the last year. Critics, ples of... not-well-thought-out has supporters who insist that however, have been quick to tech parks ... that have been, the project will make a name point out that the partner you know, $150 million boon for UWM as a premier entre ships are not contractual. doggles, $150 million fail preneurial university. Regardless, the plan is ures," Levine told the Post in "You know, it takes a long moving ahead, and it remains April. He cited the Milwaukee time to build an intellectual to be seen whether the UWM County Research Park, already property portfolio, to get it Innovation Park will prove to on the County Grounds, as an far enough down the road be a boon or, to use Levine's example of a research park not that you can get it all licensed, word, a "boondoggle." 8 September 2,2010 Sports The UWM Post The grass is always greener Engelmann Field gets a facelift By Tim Prahl so it should stand up and last Sports Editor longer." [email protected] According to Polytan's website, an e-layer is a base Engelmann Field has been below the actual surface layer. considered one of the top soccer It has no seems or joints and is fields in the nation for many designed to last longer, even if years now. But as the saying the field surface should need to goes, there's always room for be replaced. improvement. "It's a tough one because we've So if you happen to walk had such a good field here for so anywhere around the west long," Moynihan said. quad of campus, you'll see But the necessity is definitely construction equipment galore there. Combined, the men's and and what looks like pea-gravel women's teams played 17 games in place of the grass that used to at Engelmann last season, not carpet the beloved field. including preseason matches, The time has come to convert practices, or tournament games from natural grass to a synthetic un which other teams used the type of field. field. "People say they're all the One of the many advantages same," women's Head Coach to having this new, more durable Michael Moynihan said. "In field is that both teams will reality, they're not at all. There's be able to practice on it year Post photo by Sierra Riesberg nothing like it in North America. round. It'll be the first of its kind." "We're jumping all over the Moynihan said Engelmann's place right now. We train at new surface is called Polytan, Shorewood (High School) some something very different from days, Bradley Tech others, Changing of the guard AstroTurf (used at Uihlein Soccer lakefront — it's not really a Park) or FieldTurf (Shorewood Division I experience when you and Whitefish Bay High Schools don't have a place to train," Englishman Whalley brings audacity to men's soccer program and Marquette University). Moynihan said. "I think that'll "The big difference is we're be a big advantage for us and going to have an 'e-layer,' which a better experience for our By Tim Prahl cluding an 18-3-2 stint last very different mindset. should help the longevity of the student-athletes." Sports Editor year, which was marked by a Last year, Lees-McRae was field and the consistency of it This project has been long [email protected] No. 1 ranking during the sea eighth in the nation in scor and keep it flatter. And then the son and capped by an appear ing, averaging just under three fiber itself is a little bit thicker See ENGELMANN page 9 Dan Harris. Bob Gansler. ance in the national champion goals per game. UWM had mul Brian Tompkins. Louis ship game. tiple goals per game just three Bennett. Those four men are "I enjoyed coaching the na times in 2009 and only scored coaching legends for the UW- tional final last year," Whalley 12 goals all season. Milwaukee men's soccer pro said. "I'm a winner. I didn't "We've got to score goals," gram. Combined, they led the come here to lose, but it's go Whalley said. "Do we have Special season? program to a 389-213-51 re ing to take time. That's prob someone who can score 24 cord and built UW-Milwaukee ably one of the biggest chal goals like Sarah [Hagen] for the into a soccer powerhouse from lenges. I'm not used to losing, girl's team? Probably not right Women's soccer off on right foot 1973-2005. I've never lost at anything I've now. We've got to find our per Fast forward four years and done. son, but I think we've got guys By Tim Prahl one about how these score lines things are drastically different. "Our goal is to make this who can score goals. Sports Editor drive me nuts," Head Coach After a 20-44-12 record from program better. We better win "We're not going to play for [email protected] Michael Moynihan said. "Three- 2006-2009, capped by a 3-13-2 more than three games this nil-nil draws. We're going to go nil isn't indicative of the way the mark last year, former Athletic year, I'll tell you that." out there and try to win every Coming into the 2010 season, game was, and the same can be Director George Koonce hired While Whalley and his staff game we play." UW-Milwaukee women's soccer said of the NCAA tournament." Chris Whalley to be the sixth bring plenty of winning expe Whalley said he hopes that really only has one question that The Panthers don't have a coach in program history and rience to Milwaukee, even the style of play helps bring more needs to be answered. problem scoring. They scored 11 to return the Panthers to the best coaches need good play fans to games, as he wants Can this team finish? goals in the nine non-conference national spotlight, a challenge ers to carry out their game Engelmann Field to be a "for We already know that Sarah games last year but only man the England native says he's plans. tress" for UWM soccer. Hagen wasn't just a one-hit won aged to walk away with a 2-5-3 ready for. Hence, the Panthers brought While it's clear one of the der; she scored 24 goals in her record because of a lack of con "Someone who came here in area-renowned Bryce and youngest head coaches in D- sophomore campaign and spent sistency and a bit of bad luck. four years ago, they'd remem Robbie Boyd, both of whom I soccer isn't lacking in confi the summer traveling the world In the NCAA tournament game ber soccer was one of the finest initially played college ball dence of his staff's ability, he with the U.S. U-23 National against the University of Central in the country," Whalley said. at UC Santa Barbara and the says he doesn't plan to change Team. Florida, if ever a team outplayed "We're not anymore. That's OK. University of San Francisco, re the Panthers' storied history, Despite losses of a few key the other and still lost by three I want to make sure a person spectively, among its 2010 re just to add to it. players, the Panthers are still goals, that was the game, and we who comes in as a freshman cruiting class. "We're not trying to change a fairly stacked squad, lacking were that team. this year is watching an NCAA "I don't think anybody was tradition, we're just trying to depth virtually nowhere. This year, Milwaukee already Tournament game in four years given preferential treatment," strengthen it," Whalley said. And we know they can play seems to have taken things up time. That's my job. I've given Whalley said. "Old players, "I hate losing and we're not with the likes of nearly any to the next notch right from the myself that target and I've got new players, guys we brought going to lose here. In time, team in the country; the women opening whistle. every confidence we're going in ... obviously players we've we're going to make sure we're played nearly every team in the In their first match of the sea to do it." brought in - we've seen them back [at the top of the stand Big Ten last year as well as No. 2 son, they knocked off the Big Whalley comes to UWM play, but some of our best play ings] and people are talking Notre Dame and No. 13 Central Ten's second-best team, Ohio from Lees-McRae College, a D- ers are some of the guys we about the plaques on the wall Florida. State, 2-1. II school located in northwest inherited." from 2000-X and X and X, and The problem in those match "The win against Ohio State on North Carolina. Whomever the new coach we're not just talking about the ups against tougher competition, the road was a big one," Moynihan In his five years with the chooses to use out on the field, glory days. These will be the though, was the results. Bobcats, Whalley led the men's it will likely be in a rather dif glory days." "I was just talking with some See WOMEN'S SOCCER page 9 team to a 72-22-11 record, in ferent formation and with a uwmpost.com Sports September 2,2010 9 Coleman and I both decided that For the women's team, the ENGELMANN turf would be the way to go ... so Milwaukee Cup was played at Continued from page 8 we both started working toward Valley Field this past weekend, and it. [Former Athletic Director] this Sunday's match-up against Back on top Bud [Haidet], at the time, gave Michigan State will be played in the making, as there were the go-ahead to pursue it and I at Shorewood High School. The rumors of it happening even guess I did the majority of the Sept. 12 game against Wisconsin Volleyball looks to build off last at the conclusion of the 2008 fundraising and it's just gone on has been moved to Madison. seasons. from there." For the men, Wednesday's big season's late momentum Lead largely by the efforts Unfortunately for fans and match and season-opener for the of Moynihan, the project's total students, there were some Milwaukee Cup against Marquette By Tim Prahl by outside hitter Jena Berg. cost runs at about $1.3 million, drainage issues during the early has been moved to Valley Field. Sports Editor As a former Milwaukee which includes some retaining part of construction, so a few The first game to be played [email protected] Journal Sent me/Female Athlete walls underneath the bleachers games for both teams have been on the new Engelmann Field is of the Year, Berg spent two behind Engelmann Hall and the moved to other area soccer fields set for Sunday, Sept. 26 when the With a solid mixture of years attending classes at the Chemistry Building. or to the opposing team's home men's team plays host to Butler leaders and talented up-and- University of Tennessee be "[Former Men's Coach] Jon field. at 3 p.m. comers heading into the 2009 fore transferring back to her season, everything seemed home state. The outside hitter business as usual for the UW- made a big impact in her first Milwaukee women's volleyball eligible season at Milwaukee, team. with 389 kills and 422 digs But not everything went ac while being named to the All- cording to plan. The team had Horizon League team. expected to win the Horizon While having players like League title but dropped six Berg and the rest of the re of their first eight conference turning starters provides matches and found them some comfort for the Klotsche selves between the crosshairs faithful, some may still be a of their first losing season little doubtful how well the since 1994. Eventually they team fill the shoes of Kellye righted the ship, rattled off Zaporski (2,356 career assists) 11-straight wins and made and Lauren Felsing (1,929 ca (another) NCAA tournament reer digs, a UWM record). appearance. Johnson said while filling This year, Head Coach Susie the holes left by last year's se Johnson says things look like niors won't be easy, she likes they're going to be a little the direction of this year's less chaotic and back to what squad just fine. Panther fans are used to. "What I notice this preseason "It's so hard to tell if you is that every single person on haven't played yet, but I do the team got better, and that's think there is a [high] matu huge," Johnson said. "Lauren rity level with these players Felsing is obviously impossi - the majority of them having ble to replace because she was been there last year," Johnson just so studly, but the thing is, said. "It was just an incred everyone is getting better. It's ible turnaround last year. ... looking pretty good." We knew that we should have Johnson, in her fourth year been[winning] the whole time, at the helm, said the key for it just took a little longer." this year's tall team (eight The other Horizon League players are at least six feet See www.uniontheatre.uwm.edu for more info and showtimes. coaches seem to think tall) will be how they handle Milwaukee will rebound from the ups and downs that come UNIVERSITY*. WISCONSIN last year's unfamiliar hiccup with every season. ^MILWAUKEE UWM Union Theatre just fine too, as all eight other "If we can stay consistent 2200 E Kenwood Blvd., 2nd Level UWM Union coaches selected the Panthers within our game - our ball- to finish atop the league. control, our attack, ourblock- No state lax revenue supported the printing of this ad. (414) 229-4070 0. (414) 229"4825 "I think it's fine the target's we're going to be really good. on our back; it's been there for "You learn a ton after your like 10 years," Johnson said. first couple of matches be "To me, this particular group cause then you go 'Oh, we can has a good understanding of work on that, we can work on what it takes because of what that.' It exposes weaknesses happened last year. I think when you play. But I think they expected to be picked we're pretty well balanced, first and they actually would and I think we don't have a lot prefer to be picked first." of weakness from what I can And that makes sense. The see. But again, consistency is team returns five of its seven going to be the trick." starters from a year ago, led game where they dictated much WOMEN'S SOCCER of the action. Continued from page 8 "In the past few years we've played Notre Dame quite a bit," said. "They came off a year Moynihan said. "Typically, we where they were second in the give up a goal in the first 10 min Big Ten, 22nd in the country; utes and chase the game. We've they didn't lose a whole lot, so had some close games with that was a big win and gave our them. Last year the game got girls a lot of confidence." away from us early and ended Hagen scored the game's first up in a 3-0 score. This year the goal just 1:49 into the game, but score ended up 3-0, but it was OSU answered back quickly, an entirely different game." netting the equalizer just five UWM outshot the Irish 10-5 in minutes later. the first half and forced them to The game was deadlocked change their style of play, some until senior Nicole Sperl scored thing Moynihan says doesn't off a clearance from 35 yards happen very often to one of the away. best teams in the nation. "I thought we showed good Milwaukee is again the clear fight," Moynihan said. "One of favorite in the Horizon League, the things we've been working and with a ridiculously chal on is our mental toughness, and lenging non-conference sched I think that showed." ule, they have the potential to have a truly special season. Two days later, however, www.ssppmitw.ori. Milwaukee headed to South The only question is: can they Bend to take on No. 4 Notre finish? blockparty Dame and fell 3-0, again in a 10 September 2,2010 Sports The UWM Post Favre, Vikings setting UfWCfH- bad examples for youth By Jeremy Lubus Brad Childress even visited his want to go through the rigors Asst. Sports Editor home in Mississippi and it was of training camp like everyone [email protected] not enough. else. sAdCtwM**! The Vikings' next move? Sorry Favre, you are no ex He is rich, famous and idol Offer the millionaire more ception. The quarterback is ized by millions. His face is money. Twenty million sound suppose to be the leader, the on TV, billboards and maga good to you? Not to Favre. one who sets a prime exam zines. He is the face of a fran Finally, it took three of his clos ple of how to do things right. FEATURING; chise that is desperate to win. est teammates to skip practice, Yet he skips training camp and However, Brett Favre and the hop on a private jet, and fly to shows up when the games mat Minnesota Vikings are simply Favre's house before he caved ter most. Favre gets away with the worst examples for youth in and agreed to come back for murder with the Vikings, but to look up to. Their actions are a 20th NFL season. is that a reflection of him? Or bad for the sport, and similari does it reflect how far an orga WITH HOST SOL ELECTRO, MUSIC BY UR8ANS0L ties will soon be seen in youth nization will go to win? AND VISUAL ART BY RAS AMMAR NSOROMA all across the country. Favre should rise above this Favre is known for play pampered treatment he is re ing the game of football with Favre gets away with ceiving from the Vikings. If he 8PM - 10PM child-like enthusiasm. Yes, he truly is coming back to win, murder with the UNION BALLROOM (1ST LEVEL) does jump around and sprint then why was he at home in to pick up his teammates after Vikings, but is that a stead of being with his team 2200 E. KENWOOD BLVD. mates? If you're hurt, I re a touchdown. However, Favre's reflection of him? Or FREE h OPEN TO THE PUBLIC recent actions over the last spect that - but that's why three years have been noth does it reflect how far NFL teams pay millions of dol lars in medical equipment and ing but childish, most nota an organization will go bly this past summer with the professional care. Favre chose Join us for LYRICAL SANCTUARY OPEN ilC WIGHT Vikings. to win? not to use that; instead, he de Earlier this month, Favre cided to sit at home and wait where SELF-EXPRESSION is ENCOURAGED and allegedly sent out text mes until they crawled on hands sages to some teammates say and knees begging him to play audience members take part in UNIQUE, ing he was "done." The des again, because he knew he was ENTERTAINING, and INSPIRATIONAL perate Vikings organization Yes, Favre did have a bum better then the rest. did everything possible to ankle. Did he really not want Favre used to make the performances! convince the quarterback in to come back? No one, espe game of football fun to watch; his 40s to come back because cially after the season he had, now, he wants to be the whole they knew their other quar would want to leave on such show. What a sad end to such terbacks would not win them a sour note. The simple fact a legendary career. the Super Bowl. Head Coach of the matter is, Favre did not Kick off your semester the right way! For more Information, contact Phylicia Rivera at Union Sociocultural Programming, 414.229.3894 The Pack is back in the game orvisitsociocultural.uwm.edu. Defense, health key to Packers' season By Jeremy Lubus Super Bowl defenses are the draft did nothing to im Asst. Sports Editor built with the pressure up prove the defense. UNIVEKSITYtf WISCONSIN [email protected] front. Last season, the Packers If the Packers hope to vault i \ MILWAUKEE sacked their opponents' quar over the Minnesota Vikings in When the Packers' circus terback 51 times but allowed division play and past the first ride of a football season came a stomach-turning 50 sacks round of the play-offs, im to an end last year, one thing on Rodgers. Numbers can tell provement will have to come was clear: the Packers organi a story, but sometimes they from within their roster - spe zation made the right move hide the truth. The Packers cifically, Tramon Williams at when they told Brett Favre to finished in the top five in cornerback. He has shown take a hike. Aaron Rodgers "passing yards allowed" and flashes of greatness but still has gone above and beyond were the top defense against struggles with consistency. the call of duty and has put up the run, allowing just 83.3 The best NFL defenses are some of the most impressive yards per game. consistent more than they are statistics for a quarterback in Impressive, right? However, talented. Time Pho a his first two years as a starter the number that stands out Brad Jones, a seventh- in the NFL. is the 51 points this "top"- round draft pick last year, was rated defense allowed against impressive last season but the Arizona Cardinals in the will have to continue to make Study Break Wildcard round last season. strides if he wants to become If the Packers hope The Packers did score an im the regular starter at outside pressive 45 points that helped linebacker. He has far more to vault over the them set a NFL play-off record talent then overpaid Brandon Minnesota Vikings in for points. Though, I don't Chillar but has to show it ev know how happy Packers' fans ery down. division play and past are about that. The defense Health is always a concern the first round of the was exposed and torched by in every NFL season. Last a talented group of Cardinals year's first-round pick, B.J. play-offs, improvement receivers. Raji, was banged up, but when will have to come from Now, a new season is on the he was healthy he was a load horizon. But did the Packers up front on the defensive line. within their roster. really solve their 51-point Starting strong safety Atari meltdown? They lost former Bigby has missed much of the Pro-Bowler Aaron Kampman preseason with an injured an to free agency, and starting kle and will miss time in the Although you do win by cornerback Al Harris is still re regular season. His replace scoring more then your op covering from a torn ACL from ment is a rookie, which is al ponent, the Packers' biggest last season. General Manager ways a gamble. If Raji, Charles concern will be stopping the 2691 S. Kirmickinnic Ave. Ted Thompson focused on im Woodson, and Clay Matthews air shows that Kurt Warner, proving a disastrous offensive stay healthy, the Packers can Tue-Fri; 4-close Ben Roethlisberger and unfor line by drafting one of the Big win their division; they have Sat-Sun: 11-close tunately that Favre guy dis Ten's best offensive tackles in the ability to score enough played last season. Bryan Bulaga. Outside of that, points to win every game. • ; 12 September 2,2010 fringe The UWM Post endance r By Jacob Schneider remained bottlenecked for fringe Editor most of the afternoon. It was [email protected] especially congested for those making the trip from Grizzly In its sixth year at Chicago's Bear (Budweiser stage) to Metric Grant Park, Lollapalooza 2010 (Playstation stage) during peak attracted a total of 240,000 fes eating hours. However, things tival-goers (roughly 80,000 per cleared up considerably just day), eclipsing the previous re before the evening's headlin cord of 225,000 reached in 2008 ing showdown was set to take and 2009. Aside from boast place. ing an eclectic mix of headlin By the time Green Day es (such as Lady Gaga, The launched into a set loaded Strokes, Green Day, Phoenix, with '90s punk classics and Arcade Fire, and Soundgarden), epic modern day rock ballads, the surge in attendance was Phoenix was on the north end r rtflr JffiB_.\ &&&*&&. -mi ^j-Stf M M'Ht'imr* attM £&*& N CONCERT WITH SPECIAL GUEST BRADLEY CENTER Ullflvkk I %LI1 I ___••• BCD a lAIA NEW CD TICKETS ON SALE NOW TICKETMASTER.COM, 800-745-3000 OR MUSE.MU SAVE FEES @ BRADLEY CENTER TICKET WINDOWS THE RESISTANCE OPEN I0AM-2PM MON-FRI AVAILABLE NOW • . 14 September 2,2010 fringe The UWM Post By Jacob Schneider fringe Editor Symphony and several stage [email protected] technicians worked on prop erly connecting his laptop By all accounts, Pitchfork for some 20 minutes before ^PITCHFORK 2010 was the biggest, hottest Raekwon could take the stage. and most danceable weekend The Chef did manage to rally the festival has seen in its five- with a heavy offering of clas year existence. With total at sic Wu-bangers from the 36 tendance estimated at 54,000 Chambers era, but disappoint none and temperatures steady in ingly, he largely avoided ma the 90s, Union Park was sur terial from his latest solo ef prisingly comfortable. There fort, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... was plenty of space to lay out Pt. II. Instead of trusting the on a blanket with friends or Pitchfork fanbase, Rae went even to walk directly up to the safe route and played a set the front of the stage at times, catered to more casual fans. Recap from the 2010 festival a luxury rarely seen at popu lar music festivals these days. 8:30 p.m. (Aluminum stage) Stages were void of any cor - LCD Soundsystem porate signage. Food and bev If it is true - and by all ac erages were priced compara counts, it seems it is - that ble to that of Lollapalooza or James Murphy is actually re Summerfest. But the biggest tiring LCD Soundsystem as a draw of Pitchfork this year touring band, he is truly going was, of course, the music. out on top. After nine years Boasting an eclectic lineup of and three brilliant albums, artists (including Pavement, Murphy claims he's ready to LCD Soundsystem, Modest throw in the towel to pursue Mouse, Major Lazer, Delorean, other interests, namely pro and Freddie Gibbs) promised ducing. It's a hard thought to to bring in one of the fest's fathom when you look out into biggest and most diverse the massive crowd of sweat crowds to date, and was suc ing, dancing fools gathered in cessful in doing so. Union Park, collectively losing their shit at the whim of one Friday: of the tightest bands in live music as they play in Chicago 7:20 p.m. (Connector for what may be the very last stage) - Broken Social time. Scene Canada's Broken Social Sunday: Scene was the first "head- liner" of the night. They were 7:25 p.m. (Connector stage) set to close out the (C) stage - Big Boi just as the stifling tempera Big Boi jumping straight tures of the day finally started into classic OutKast mode to wane. The combination of upon hitting the stage did cooler temperatures and the not surprise me, since this even cooler sounds of "7/4 was my third time catching (Shoreline)" made for one of his solo act (most recently those festival moments where at last year's Rock the Bells). everything just seems perfect. Granted, Sir Luscious Left Foot: Calling Chicago their "home The Son of Chico Dusty is a away from home," Kevin Drew funky and refreshing hip-hop introduced a number of lo album for 2010, but every cal guest musicians onstage, body still wants to hear them including John McEntire 'Kast tracks first and fore (drums), Paul Mertens (saxo most. Busting out classics like phone), Susan Voelz (violin), "ATLiens," "Rosa Parks," and and Alison Chesley (cello) — "So Fresh, So Clean" right off all adding to the group's col the bat, Big Boi had the crowd lective vibe. ready to take on his new mate rial - especially "Shutterbug," which could easily wind up as 8:30 p.m. (Aluminum this summer's best hip-hop stage) - Modest Mouse track. Opening with "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes," Modest Mouse 8:30 p.m. (Aluminum stage) was noticeably livelier than - Pavement their recent Summerfest gig Disclaimer: I've never been - perhaps they had a better a huge fan of Pavement. It's understanding of their audi not that I don't like them - I ences' expectations. However, think they are fine musicians I did hear a lot fans bitching - I've just never been able to about how the band didn't play get that into them. The big their 2004 commercial cross gest gripe from the crowd was over "Float On." Uh, really? I as that the band was a bit sloppy. sumed Pitchfork would be the I personally didn't see that; one festival where the crowd I thought they sounded fine. would welcome such a depar "Range Life" was as catchy as ture from the norm, the type ever. The beginning of "Cut of crowd ready for the band Your Hair" was botched, but to dig deep into its expansive the band quickly recovered. If discography, which they did anyone has a right to complain by offering a fair sampling of it would be the folks sitting their catalog. Modest Mouse at home, waiting for the web would be the only headliner cast to air that was canceled at over the course of the week the last minute. Allegedly, one end to perform an encore, of the members of Pavement closing out Friday night with had past "issues" with the "Gravity Rides Everything" Pitchfork editorial staff, and and "Black Cadillacs." that was enough to kill the webcast. On stage though, ev Saturday erything seemed fine. Even if" this reunion tour appears 4:15 p.m. (Aluminum stage) be a cash grab for the band, I'd - Raekwon say the fans got their money's Unfortunately, this highly worth on Sunday night. anticipated set was cut short My overall thoughts of the - or started late, rather - due to technical difficulties. DJ See PITCHFORK page 18 ETw uwmpost.com Paid Advertisement September 2,201015 With Road Runner® High Speed Online you can search, stream and update your status—and still have time to make it out for the night. Call now! 1-866-256-1285 or visit www.timewamercable.com TIME WARNER CABLE THE POWER OF YOU* tAtsLt HIGH-SPEED ONLINE DIGITAL HOWI f»MONF :••%. • -:'. CAT*?, ss*rvk:e. i. 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Sate 12. mmm lbs $ktk tek Colkcl'we, wwwxampQskickoff..oorn campusklcko1f.worctpress.com/ twltter.com/carr.pu5.kickof-f facebook.com/UWMCK 18 September 2,2010 fringe The UWM Post Milwaukee's summer rock releases The Goodnight Loving Supper From the pounding drums and Local indie bands stayed active over summer months Club dishes up 15 songs filled power chords of "Called to the with summery harmonies, Throne" to the soft acoustics of By Trapper Schoepp some stellar albums over the The Goodnight Loving Supper poppy hooks, and candid lyri "The Fog," the collection does Asst. fringe Editor last few months. From throw Club, by The Goodnight Loving cism. The quartet expands on justice to the group's Who-in- [email protected] back rock to power-pop, here their past releases with stylisti spired band name. Simply put, are some of the UWM Post's The Goodnight Loving has cally diverse songs that echo the Call Me Lighting rocks in epic Whether Milwaukee music favorites: crafted a sound that's most eas Leaves and Big Star. "Sunnyside" proportions. fans are aware of it or not, the ily described as spontaneous and "Summer Dream" blend surf city's rock scene has produced rock 'n' roll. In just 35 minutes, rock, spaghetti western and The Big Letdown, by Tim country to generate a throwback Schweiger & The Middlemen aesthetic that's refreshing. Contrary to its title, Tim Sunshine Blues, by The Schweiger's sophomore effort Wildbirds with the Middlemen has pro duced some of his finest musi After disbanding in the sum cal material yet. Gaining noto IATOMIC GIAS mer of 2008, the Wildbirds have riety with Wisconsin power-pop returned with a new line-up and bands like Yesterday's Kids and a more subdued sound. The six- The Obsoletes, Schweiger brings Hem* one track EP recalls the jangle of The out all his songwriting chops Byrds and the bluesy drive of and sincerity for Letdown. Laden tmmrm the Rolling Stones, but remains with raw relationship narratives, $fiow ^o%.r unique with the howling vocals this accessible batch of songs are of frontman Nicholas Stuart. built on crunchy guitar riffs rem The key track, "There's Nobody iniscent of The Replacements. Like You And Me," gently swings "Waitin' On Allison" is power- and shows rays of optimism that pop gold, while the reassuring weren't as apparent on their de "Sister" finds Schweiger explor but album, Golden Daze. Most ing a soft, twangy sound. Super headies importantly, the '60s-inspired Wall of killer twtess* Wildbirds are intent on remind That's How We Burn, by Jaill Vaporizers ing us that "If you want love, you Herbal smokm gotta' have soul." After landing a record deal with Sub Pop and gigs with The When I Am Gone My Blood Will Be Hold Steady, Jaill has quickly Grtrtders Free, by Call Me Lightning become one of the biggest suc cess stories to rise from the Although label issues pre Milwaukee music scene. Lending vented this album's initial re members from The Goodnight Mm. lease, Milwaukee's Dusty Medical Loving, Jaill delivers danceable Ineerrse Records recently gave this col garage rock with pop sensibili E-ct§arettes lection of hard-hitting rock an ties. Vinnie Kircher's quivering thems its proper release. Quickly vocals compliment the chaotic becoming a favorite amongst lo instrumentation of "Everyone's - Oakland & Locust cal critics and fans, When I Am Hip," and tight snare rolls push Gone bridges the cavernous gap the album's standout, "She's My ®f»?d_iys: between classic rock and punk. Baby." Nton-SatlO-9 Sun 12-8 faeebookvCom/AtoiBicGlass AtomlcGlass.net Image courtesy of Dirtnap Records PITCHFORK With nearly 20,000 people in Continued from page 14 the park per day, it was rela tively comfortable in compar ison to larger festivals like Pitchfork Music Festival: it was Lollapalooza. There were plenty HOT! HOT! HOT! The organizers of bathrooms, with hardly any of Pitchfork made the right call lines. If anything, waiting in by halving the price of water line for beer and food was the for whole weekend (making it greatest chore, and even that a very reasonable $1). Not only wasn't all that bad. did they reduce the price of water, but security also passed For more in-depth coverage out free water to people close of the 2010 Pitchfork music fes to the stage to help prevent tival, view the full version of this dehydration. article at www.uwmpost.com. This was a relaxed crowd. uwmpost.com fringe September 2,201019 the best ever projected onto a the City 2 and Charlie St. Cloud movie screen. to a variety of baffling, intel Winners and losers lectually insulting sure-fire Third place: Scott Pilgrim vs. flops (i.e. Cats and Dogs 2: The the World Revenge Of Kitty Galore, Grown Ups, Jonah Hex, Marmaduke) Securing a laundry list that make aspiring screenwrit of well-known actors - from ers weep at night. Superbad's Michael Cera to Superman Returns' Brandon Routh to Twilight's Anna The summer of 2010 was Kendrick - and a $90-million budget for the adaptation of the most incessantly a little-known, then-incom vapid motion picture plete series of indie graphic season in recent novels was an incredibly high- risk scenario for Universal memory. Its output of Pictures. It predictably fell flat cash grabs ranged from at the box office, finishing be low Inception, which had been unceasingly boring in theaters for a full month, for emotional exploitation fifth place. However, the film is destined for a lot more lasting to a variety of baffling, success than its box office haul intellectually insulting would indicate; Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) has crafted sure-fire flops. one hell of a sugar rush that seamlessly blends film, com ics, and video games into a co 2010 was also the year (as hesive whole that should even was the year before, and the The 2010 summer movie season Initially slated to be re tually go down as The Breakfast year before that) of the point leased as a direct-to-DVD se Club of its generation. less sequel, as movies like By Steven Franz which the very human mind is quel, Toy Story 3 was rescued Cats and Dogs 2, Shrek 4 Ever Staff Writer a vehicle for identity theft and by Pixar from the jaws of the Losers: After, Predators, and Step Up [email protected] espionage. Boasting an impos Disney beast to be fleshed out 3D (okay, an admittedly de sibly diverse cast that reads and polished into perhaps the You, the moviegoer cent movie) were all produced Winners: like a roll call from the great most emotionally truthful film alongside remakes like The A- films of the last five years (in on Pixar's mighty resume. The Aside from a few surprise Team, Karate Kid, Clash of the First place: Inception cluding Joseph Gordon-Levitt, film is a warm, genuine explo hits like The Expendables, Titans, and A Nightmare on Elm Ellen Page, Michael Caine, and ration into the nature of child Despicable Me, and Salt, the Street. Pound for pound, 2010 Fresh from the runaway suc Leonardo DiCaprio) the film hood and its construction of bulk of the summer of 2010 has had fewer great movies cess of the equally dark, equally controlled the box office for an adult identity; but it's also was the most incessantly va than any year in recent mem probing The Dark Knight, di almost a month before being as much about what it means to pid motion picture season in ory, as opposed to 2009 when rector Christopher Nolan saw eventually dethroned by Will let go of the past as it is about recent memory. Its output of the volume of excellent mov no dropoff whatsoever with Ferrell/Mark Wahlberg comedy a few toys on a mission to be cash grabs ranged from unceas ies necessitated a 10-nominee Inception, the unquestioned The Other Guys. reunited with their best friend. ingly boring emotional exploi Best Picture category for the king of the summer, a labyrin Toy Story 3's profoundly bitter tation like The Twilight Saga: first time since 1944. 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They have no Editorial Editor ceive funding for this cause, to the birth and care of those [email protected] choice at this point. They need all [email protected] right? Wrong. children. As Jason Helgerson, the good PR they can get, with According to the Wall Street Wisconsin's Medicaid Director, All combat troops will be offi the economy still in the dumps, Frequently when I meet some Journal (WSJ), "Twenty-six other told WSJ, "Regardless of your cially withdrawn from Iraq by the unemployment rising, and spend one who's not from Wisconsin, states already provide free con political stripes, I don't think deadline set by the President. That ing out of control - even if it is they seem to immediately en traception and other reproduc anybody wants [unplanned is such great news. Being a vet at the expense of a former presi vision that I grew up on farm, tive health services through a pregnancies]." eran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, dent who gets more blame than rode a tractor to school, and Medicaid pilot to lower-earn The request for extra fund it is of utmost relief to know that he deserves. milked cows in my free time. ing women who otherwise ing has been called "insane" my fellow soldiers will no longer As the headline "Combat Clearly, for those of you born wouldn't qualify." Interestingly by Julaine Appling, president be in harm's way. Regardless of troops are being withdrawn from and raised here too, you know enough, half of those states are of Wisconsin Family Action, whether you are for or against the Iraq" sweeps the nation, there are that's not the case. Wisconsin from the Midwest, too: Illinois, but what's insane is that any war, having all the troops come questions that the American peo - pardon my lack of eloquence Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota and one would oppose the expan home safe and sound should be ple should be asking: What is the - is pretty rad. The state has a Missouri. sion of a program that is aiming the desire of all Americans. definition of "combat troop"? Is it history that is rich with culture Perhaps my understanding to better the health and lives But wait a minute - didn't limited to the infantry divisions of and diversity, which is why when and support of this funding is of individuals who do not have President George W. Bush already the military? There is no such thing Wisconsin makes national politi generational, but the preven access to the same precaution set a deadline? And read closely: as a "non-combat troop." Then cal news over "controversial" is tion of unwanted pregnancies, ary care as everyone else. To only "combat" troops will be with you must ask, which soldiers go sues, it makes me smile. sexually transmitted diseases only care about a woman after drawn. What about the other on combat missions? All military, Most recently, Wisconsin and reproductive issues for low- she already has an unwanted 35,000-50,000 troops? What will active or retired, will tell you the finds itself in a debate over the income individuals just seems pregnancy is irresponsible. And happen to them? It is time to honest answer: all of them. If you state's Medicaid program be logical. what about the children? They spread some truth. wear a uniform, you are expected cause it wants to expand birth Wisconsin's federal Medicaid don't have a say in the matter, In late 2008, Bush signed an to be able to perform on a combat control coverage for low-in funding reimburses 90 percent and they are most likely being agreement with the Iraqi govern mission. Why else would all sol come residents, including free of the cost of most family-plan born into a familial and financial ment that all combat troops would diers go through basic training? contraception, Pap smears and ning services, so with 53,000 situation that cannot support be withdrawn by Aug. 31, 2010. In a guest post by retired U.S. testing for sexually transmitted people reciving this aid in the and nurture them to adulthood. This agreement is not new. Obama Army Colonel Andrew Berdy on diseases. Wisconsin applied in state, Wisconsin spent $18.4 Had their mother been given ac did not set the deadline - he is just Tom Ricks' Foreign Policy blog, June for federal funding to raise million on the program in 2008, cess to birth control, she could following orders. "The Best Defense," Berdy sums the qualifying income minimum according to WSJ. In compari have waited until she was emo However, hype created by the up the situation well: from $21,600 to $32,490, hop son, the Wisconsin Department tionally and financially ready to media is giving Obama all the "Can you explain to me how, ing to extend the program's of Health Services estimates become pregnant. credit. But make no mistake-you reach. that the program prevented will not hear the Obama admin See TROOPS page 24 With all the criticism that 11,064 unplanned pregnan See MEDICAID page 24 young age to "look both ways" before crossing a street, yet Wisconsin's GOPShar e the road, many college students seem to have forgotten this simple but important lesson. Many stu dents are lost in la-la land lis misses the train share the blame tening to their iPods or are too visually engrossed in an all-im Walker and Co. stand in the way of progress portant text message to glance A message to local bicyclists up before stepping off the curb. Others simply assume that be By Brian J. Holmes try to convince Congress to let and pedestrians cause traffic is required to yield Staff Writer the state repurpose the funding. to them while in a crosswalk [email protected] If this fails, he wants Wisconsin By John Prellwitz These are areas where the mo- that it will yield everywhere else, to pay back the money it has al Auto Columnist toriskhad the right-of-way and too. With the gubernatorial elec ready received for the project, [email protected] did not expect to encounter a Even when legally within the tion looming, the candidates which would do nothing but fun pedestrian. confines of a crosswalk, never are sparring over their many nel the grant to another state's We've all seen the bumper In my own personal experi assume oncoming vehicles can differences. One of the main is high-speed rail system. stickers: "Share the road with ence as a shuttle-bus driver for see you. Wear brightly colored sues that has evolved over the bicyclists," and "I brake for pe UW-Milwaukee, I have driven the clothing, attach a strobe light to past month between two candi destrians." New cars on the mar streets of the Eastside at every your bicycle, and look both ways dates, Mayor Tom Barrett and ket are equipped with different hour of the day, and I have seen before crossing the street. Those Milwaukee County Executive variations of pedestrian detec more than my fair share of close are not just dorky pieces of ad Scott Walker, has been the pro With Walker and Co. tion technology, like the Volvo encounters with inattentive pe vice characteristically given by posed high-speed rail service. wanting to expand S60, which can sense pedes destrians and bicyclists. worry-prone mothers - it's com This would connect the already- trians in the vehicle's path and Bicyclists have proven to be mon sense. Those who don't existing Chicago-to-Milwaukee roads to allow for more will automatically brake, and the the most daring and foolish. have much experience driving at route with Madison and, eventu vehicle traffic, we'll be Jaguar XK, which has a system Perhaps they forget, or do not night may not realize that when ally, the Twin Cities. that helps prevent a pedestri know, that they are required to a motorist is facing the head Walker is concerned about getting more pollution, an's head from contacting hard obey the same laws as motor lights of an oncoming vehicle, it the price tag and feels that the more traffic jams, and points under the hood when it ized traffic. Few obey stop signs, is nearly impossible to detect a money would be better spent on senses an impact. traffic lights, or the direction of a pedestrian or cyclist in between. infrastructure, such as roads and more accidents. These days, so much liabil one-way street. Some don't even Oftentimes, the only clue that bridges. Barrett feels that high ity is placed on motorists and look before entering a busy inter there is a pedestrian in the road speed rail is the future, and he vehicle manufactures for pe section, as was the case during is a brief flicker in the other car's is right. With booming popula destrian safety while relatively a particularly harrowing driving headlights as the pedestrian tion growth, it is mystifying that little responsibility is placed shift. The bicyclist in question passes in front of them. right-wingers continue to hang While it is necessary to main on the pedestrians them ran a red light without so much Instead of motorists covering onto the glory days of big oil. tain our roads, it is crucial to selves. But in reality, the oppo as a glance in either direction. their vehicles in pieces of pedes He was in front of my bus and Walker believes he can stop create other forms of transpor site should be true. According trian-awareness propaganda, bi to the National Highway Traffic gone before I even had time to cyclists and pedestrians should the train from happening, and tation. Milwaukee and Chicago that is absurd. The state has Safety Administration, 76 per put my foot on the brake pedal. sport T-shirts with slogans like suburbs are already connected, already committed to the proj cent of pedestrian fatalities oc I doubt he ever realized I was "Share the road with motorists" ect and has received federal and Madison will be next—trans- curred at non-intersection loca there. or "I look both ways." money. Walker's intention is to See TRAIN page 24 tions, i.e. outside of a crosswalk. I thought we all learned at a 24 September 2,2010 Editorial The UWM Post served for human beings. The would be morally reprehensible By Dustin Zarnikow ings of camaraderie exist among yelp of a dog when you acciden (not to mention illegal) to enslave Columnista the Chilean people, as well as The tally step on his tail or the mad a young child for whatever pur [email protected] among the miners as they strive dash of a gazelle upon seeing a pose, so too it is morally unjus to survive below our feet, hostil lion lurking in the grass provide tifiable to enslave dairy cows for While studying in ity and conflict have been no irrefutable evidence that these milk production. (And no, cows Chile, I'm also in strangers. Chile's economy is Sentient animals can anticipate and ex will not die if they aren't milked. terning as a writer/ thriving, and expansion is ever perience pain. After all, humans That's a complete fallacy, one photographerforan present as the city of Santiago and animals all evolved from the that I will address in a future English newspaper makes way for urban develop Beings same common ancestor billions article.) in Santiago called ment and economic growth. I of years ago - sentience is noth The sentient nature of the the Santiago Times. Throughout was recently sent to cover a pro ing new. nonhuman animals we routinely my first month of being here, test against a new coal powered How the concept So what does this mean for exploit for food, fashion or en I've naturally been involved with thermoelectric plant proposed us? It means we're not as spe tertainment cannot be disputed. recent events in the area, which to be built on Chile's coast near of "sentience" cial as we like to think we are. It However, I will admit that there have been aplenty. Some may a marine-reserve. There was no means we have a moral obliga are some members of the ani say working while abroad might shortage of discontent, as peo determines our tion to our fellow sentient beings, mal kingdom whose sentience take away from the experience, ple demanded the promises of moral obligations regardless of species. People has not been confirmed. These but on the contrary, it has of their president be kept. That don't like to hear that - it's a blow animals include insects and mol- fered me a lot of opportunity protest remained non-violent, to other species to their ego - but it's reality. lusks (i.e. clams, oysters and to immerse myself into not only but I can still taste the teargas Sentience implies that the mussels). Yet this uncertainly the language and the culture, that burned my nose as I walked By Sarah Hanneken being has an innate interest in has very little relevance to our but the sociopolitical sentiment through an empty park which Columnist their life; they have an interest daily lives and personal deci of the people. previously housed a very up [email protected] in avoiding suffering and death. sions. Just because we do not Today marks day 25 for the set crowd of students demand Indeed, that is their evolutionary know whether ants or clams can 33 San Jose miners trapped ing better a better education At our most fundamental advantage. Animals who do not feel pain does not mean we can half a mile below the surface of system. psychological level, human be care whether they live or die have not assess the morality of eat the earth, the same miners ex Tragedy and upheaval aside, ings are motivated by the de long become extinct for the sim ing or enslaving cows, chickens pected to be stranded in that ex I've also been lucky enough to sire to seek pleasure and avoid ple reason of natural selection. or pigs. The nonhumans who we act spot until December, which experience some amazing trav pain. This is a basic concept of Considering, then, that all an routinely exploit for their flesh, is sadly the entire duration of my eling experiences. It's 4:40 on Psychology 101, and few people imals - both human and nonhu- milk, eggs, or fur are undoubt stay. The sentiment has been a Sunday afternoon and I'm sit would argue against its truth. man - are sentient, our treatment edly sentient, and that's all that strong throughout the country, ting here on a king size bed star Indeed, virtually every decision of them should be equal. It is just matters. as people have closely followed ing directly out a 20-foot wide you make can be boiled down to as wrong to hurt a chicken as it is So as we attempt to draw the the stories of the men who were, log-framed window looking over these two fundamental human to hurt a child, because both feel line between those who deserve after 17 days, expected to be a northern Patagonian forest interests. pain and have an interest in stay our respect (which means not us dead. My host-mother jumped in the Huilo Huilo Biological The desire to seek pleasure ing alive. Taking this further, just ing them for our own purposes) and danced, giddy with joy as I Reserve. I'm really not even and avoid pain obviously insinu as it is morally objectionable to and those whose lives we are told her they were still alive, the sure I deserve to be here do ates the ability to feel pleasure kill a cognitively disadvantaged not morally obligated to protect second I got the news update ing what I've been doing for the and pain. Again, this ability is person, it is equally inexcusable (such as plants), let sentience be from the office, and people cel last few days, but I'll take it. made obvious through our ac to kill a cow or a pig. The reason the determining factor. ebrated throughout the city. I've been sent here to cover a tions (e.g., lying comfortably for this is that IQ has no bearing Have a specific question or Shortly after the news bicentennial celebration at a while receiving a massage, ver on one's ability to feel pain. topic you'd like to see addressed? broke that the miners would truly amazing resort in the north sus running for your life when The same goes for activities Don't be shy - I encourage feed be stuck down there for quite end of Patagonia - all expenses being chased by a man with a that do not necessarily involve back! All inquiries may be sent some time, I was sent to pho paid. After two days of eating chainsaw). The ability to experi killing. It has been proven that to [email protected]. Go tograph an optimistic President luxurious meals, hiking through ence pleasure and pain is called dairy cows have an intelligence vegan! Sebastian Pihera at La Moneda temperate rainforest, seeing the sentience. comparable to that of a two-year- Presidential Palace, where a most powerful waterfall's I've Clearly, sentience is not re old human child. So, just as it special Mass and candlelight ever seen at close range, listen vigil had been held for the min ing to folklore musicians on the ers. Since the disaster struck, top of a volcanic glacier (which Critics of high-speed rail This was originally tweeted by there has been much optimism, offered the most breathtaking TRAIN claim no one will take the trains Walker aid Michael Brickman yet faces adorned with grief still view of the Patagonian Andes I Continued from page 23 and they will fall into disuse. But and retweeted by Walker exist among those loved ones could have ever asked for), and this has no grounds in reality. spokeswoman Jill Bader. After who await the miners' safe gazing upon the most spectac forming the area into a mas Amtrak's route from Chicago to accusations of racial overtones, return. ular star-spackled sky, all I can sive metropolis. We are going Milwaukee is highly successful, Bader quickly took down the While throughout the ongo say is... life is grand. to have to come up with other boasting over 700,000 passen tweet, and Walker himself has ing mine incident general feel ways of getting around besides gers in 2009. yet to issue anything resem using the already-overcrowded With stops in bedroom com bling an apology. roads. It is time to move into munities between Milwaukee But the message was clear. available without parental noti the 21st century — or get stuck and Madison, some fear an ur This was a tasteless attempt MEDICAID fication to residents at least 15 falling behind the times. ban takeover. In other words, to play on the aforementioned Continued from page 23 years old. A multitude of factors High-speed rail makes sense they fear that if transit is too suburbanites' fear. Walker and contribute to the need for this for several reasons. Pollution accessible, residents of urban Co. deny these accusations, On that same note, a substan availability, but one of the biggest caused by excessive traffic is communities will invade their yet anyone with common sense tial number of unplanned preg is the lack of support and honesty near the top of the list. With hometowns. They want to con can see through this poorly dis nancies are teenage pregnancies. teens receive from their parents rapid population growth, it is tinue to hide behind their white guised facade. According to documents from the when it comes to sex. An alarm not feasible to believe we can picket fences, pretending the It is amazing how the Wisconsin Department of Health ing number of parents are too still comfortably live as we once big bad world outside doesn't Republicans continue to hin Services, eight percent of the timid to have "the talk" with their did. With Walker and Co. want exist. This is not a belittlement der progress. With all the is births that occurred in 2008 in children, which is where Medicaid ing to expand roads to allow for of suburbanites, but what is sues that plague us due to the Wisconsin were to teen moms (less picks up the slack by giving these more vehicle traffic, we'll be get frequently presented as the overuse of cars, new transit op than 20 years of age), accounting teens the resources they need to ting more pollution, more traf thought process behind a size tions are a must. We need to for 6,096 births. Pregnant teenag make responsible decisions if and fic jams, and more accidents. able minority, at least. do something to curb our de ers are more likely to smoke dur when they choose to be sexually Over 6,000 teenagers alone Walker's team played on structive behavior. While high ing pregnancy and their babies active. are killed every year on the roads these fears recently in an anti- speed rail would not solve all are at a higher risk to have a low Thankfully, although to the dis in Wisconsin. And the count for rail campaign ad on Twitter, these problems, it would be a birth weight and die in infancy. may of the state's conservatives, adults is not far behind. A new which illustrated African good start. Republicans, like That being said, it's absolutely the Democrats currently dominate and competent transit system American dancers from the Walker, don't care about the fu puzzling that one of the key de the legislature and the governor's would not only save on pollu classic show "Soul Train" sing ture. Hopefully voters remem tails that is upsetting critics is office, leaving hope that this pro tion, but lives as well. ing "C'mon, Get on the Train." ber this come November. that this Medicaid program is gram will push its way through. "This is fiction pure and sim the public not understand that securing and helping to rebuild thing lead you to believe that com TROOPS ple. I just don't get how the nation the secondary mission of our re Port-au-Prince, Haiti... there was bat operations have stopped in Continued from page 23 has swallowed this and why mem maining forces is to be prepared never a moment when we were any Iraq. The American soldier - and bers of the media are not reporting to conduct combat operations ei thing but a combat force. I suspect all who love him or her - expects or why, the myth of 'all combat facts . . . rather than the political ther to defend themselves or to if you ask those troopers on the and deserves more. The previous troops out of Iraq' is allowed to PR message the Administration support Iraqi forces if requested? ground now they would agree with administration was lambasted for be perpetuated by the press, wants portrayed. Does anyone not And when these train-and-assist me and take incredible umbrage alleged lies they told to engage much less by our senior military think that the likelihood of con 'non-combat' units have to engage with what is being trumpeted on our country in this war. It is time leadership? Yes, the mission has tinued combat operations is a re in, dare I say, combat operations, TV and in the press." the current administration face changed. But units like my son's ality? When casualties are taken what will the Administration say Reducing and withdrawing the sajme^consequences for allow Stryker Brigade (not the one that by these 'non-combat forces,' will then? troops is what this country wants. ing people to'believe that they are just left!) are, and always will be, those casualties be characterized "I can tell you, as a former bri Their families, in particular, want responsible for this month's with- combat infantry units. as 'non-combat' as well? Does gade commander responsible for it too. Do not let anybody or any drawl of troops. to. seeee uwmpost.com Classifieds September 30,2010 25 ^TfcMY IOHJ^ 3 Bedroom Bartenders $1100 Wanted 3 Bedroom + Den $1400 We are now hiring drivers, in-shop staff and managers. LEASE F/T or P/T. Flexible hours. Fun, 9 MONTHS OR 12 No experience ON KENWOOD NEAR UWM. necessary fast-paced workplace. Apply Training provided in person at 3129 N. Oakland 414-332-1327 Age 18+OK , Ave. or 1344 E. 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