The UWM Post , __ —, , , — Serving the UWM Community since 1915 Vol. 43, N5 3 Post Photo by CJ. Staffers Parking always controversial By Jim Kogutkiewicz Also expected to create an up roar was the reassignment of ap Though the semester is hardly proximately 150 resident parking two weeks old, and UWM intro spots in Sandburg Halls' parking duced several parking reforms structure to public, metered park beginning this fall, the university's ing. seemingly omnipresent parking Last spring, several students problem has again divided stu lobbied against reassigning the dents and administration. Sandburg spots. As a compromise, Widespread changes in last year's spotholders were al Sandburg Halls' breakdown of lowed to keep their places this public parking spots, changes year. which were intensely debated last No incoming students were is spring and expected to be contro sued permanent spots in versial when instituted, have actu Sandburg's structure. ally taken effect with litde fanfare. Students are allowed free park Democratic candidate for Lt. governor Barbara Lawton talks to students on Spaights Plaza last Tuesday However, a less publicized ing in Sandburg overnight, but change in policy has some stu they must move their cars to the dents once again upset and wor Capitol/Humboldt parking lot ried that UWM places students from 8 a.m. until 5:30 p.m. and Democrats enjoy primary second regarding parking mat ride the free shuttle bus to and ters. from campus. Previously, anyone still parked Assistant Director of University in the Union parking structure Housing Ken Busch reported al election victories after midnight did not have to pay most no complaints from students the regular fee, because the cash and parents at this point By Michelle A. Brown It's a campaign that heavily in Garvey's agenda, said Clasen, iers stop working at midnight "I'm surprised," Busch said. volves students, say Garvey's staff, since it's an important issue fac This was seen as a benefit for The Capitol/Humboldt lot in Last week's Democratic pri because Garvey believes students ing students statewide. In the next those students spending long particular, has been a much dis mary elections were highlighted are indispensable to both the suc month, Garvey plans on making hours on campus studying or tak cussed issue throughout this lat by a landslide victory for Madison cess of his campaign and to politi students more aware of his con ing part in student organizations. est series of parking reforms. lawyer Ed Garvey. Garvey defeated cal reform in Wisconsin. cerns over rising tuition. However, beginning this semes Busch, following up on student State Senator Gary George (D- Scott Clasen, president of the He believes these issues will ter, UWM will write tickets for safety concerns regarding the lot Milwaukee) in his bid for the UWM chapter of Students for have a special resonance among those cars still in the structure af Democratic nod in the race for Garvey/Lawton/Feingold, and a UW System students who have PAGE 3 ter hours, so a fee will be charged SEE PARKING governor. In Milwaukee alone, senior majoring in political sci seen huge tuition increases over •1IUIHH regardless of when someone M Garvey defeated George by a 64 ence, believes Garvey's pro-educa the past several years. mmmm®% leaves. .; iim percent-36 percent margin. State tion, pro-student stance makes According to Paul Sickel, a One student, who asked his wide, he received 80 percent of him the only choice for UWM stu UWM student working for the Kosovo name not be used, took special the vote. Barbara Lawton of dents. Garvey campaign, "Garvey will not care voicing his displeasure. examined Green Bay is running with Garvey "Garvey gets out into the com deprioritize university spending for lieutenant governor. munities and really talks to people in favor of other things like prison "Having received numerous on campus parking citations from the ever September 8 was also a good about the issues that are impor and road spending. This has been News. Page 3 tant to them," Clasen explained. happening for the last 12 years, eager local police, I find it very day for Jon Richards, who re disheartening that (UWM)...has ceived more than three times as "Mostimportandy, he has been in and Garvey wants to put a stop to Tax laws close contact with students and iL decided to stick it to me and raise many votes as opponents Jim Car rates." work for penter and Al Campos in his race faculty, discussing issues that stu "Students will find a much bet Another student familiar with to replace Barbara Notestein in dents are most concerned about - ter-funded university system and students the university's recent parking the 19th Assembly District, which - such as the cost of tuition and consequently much slower rises in Mosaic. Page 9 debates also objected. includes the UWM campus. financial aid issues," added tuition or maybe even a tuition Clasen. freeze," he added. "I find it ironic that the student Music 101 Garvey's biggest challenge now loophole was eliminated, but the "He and Barb Lawton have vis "This is Garvey's primary focus Arts. Page 12 is to defeat three-term incumbent proposed faculty rate increase was ited UWM several times over the for students: he is determined to Governor Tommy Thompson. halved," he said. Pierced Election day falls on November 3, past year, just as recendy as last reinvest in the university system." Tuesday." Garvey and Lawton Jorna Taylor, a junior at UWM The faculty rate increase re and in the eight weeks remaining, ferred to is actually part of what Nippleman! Garvey is waging an aggressive, stopped at UWM for a rally on and a Student Association senator, Arts. Page 16 primary day. also has strong faith in Garvey. many thought would be loudly grassroots campaign against the opposed changes in UWM's park Discussing tuition costs and Republican governor. 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Explore the Balkans and Jose Javier Colon from the Uni 18. The reception begins at 1:30 p.m. low income; and $2 for children 12 will speak at UWM on Sept. 22. His versity of Puerto Rico-Rio Piedras. A conference by the same name & under. They are available at the lecture, "Security Issues in South Asia: Richard Blau, chair of the UWM will also be held on Sept. 18 & 19. Peace Action Center, 1001 E. Keefe. After the Nuclear Tests," will be fol Film Department, will present his il Both the exhibit and conference ex Call 321-1988 for more info. lowed by an audience discussion. It lustrated lecture, "Balkan Ecstasies," Organize, build, define plore the impact of the Spanish- is the second in a five-part lecture on Sept. 15. The lecture showcases The Nonprofit Center of Milwau American War on the U.S., Latin. series sponsored by the Institute of the music, dance, and culture of kee will host its annual, day-long con Bowling bash America and the Philippines. For World Affairs. Greek Macedonia. The free presen ference on Thurs., Sept. 17. Work The Union Recreation Center is the more info call 229-4257. Thomas will lecture in UWM's tation will begin at 1:30 p.m. in Curtin shops, plenaries with national and place to be on Sept. 18, when the Rec Bolton Hall, room B-52, from 7:30-9 Hall, room 175, 3243 N. Downer local panelists, and speakers will cen Center is host to the 9-Pin Tap Moon p.m. Tickets are $6 for general pub Ave. ter around the conference's theme, light Bowling Tournament. The tour lic; $5 for associates; and $2 for stu "Polka Happiness," a permanent "Community Building and Commu ney starts at 8 p.m.; there's a $4 entry dents. For more info, call 229-4251. installation of Blau's photographs, nity Organizing in Milwaukee: New r fee. Trophies and prizes will be accompanied by a sound track, are Crises, New Definitions, New Roles." awarded to top finishers. on display at the Midwest Express The conference takes place at the War Bulletin Board Religion, Politics, and Pie Center. For more information, call Memorial Building, 750 N. Lincoln Flower power Barry W. Lynn, national executive 227-3312. Memorial Dr. Early registration is ad for activists, director of Americans United for On Sept. 19, noted naturalist Ri vised. For more info call 344-3933. Separation of Church and State, will chard Barloga will lead a "Fall Flora and people who just love life be at Congregation Emanu-El B'Ne Officer Development Series Ramble" through some of Jeshurun, 2419 E. Kenwood Blvd., on A free workshop designed to help Education Strategies Series begins Milwaukee's woodland ravines, in Also, check out our Sept. 23. There, he will deliver his student organization leaders with the On Sept. 18, Rep. Spencer Coggs search of fall plant species. The event speech, "Religiously Right, Radically basic "How to's" on campus will be (D-Milw.) and Sen. Alberta Darling AftsCdlenddfonPdge16 is free and open to the public. Wrong: The Erosion of Church-State presented by the SOAR office on (R-River Hills), will be featured speak Those interested must be at the Separation in America." The event is Tues., Sept. 15, at 6 p.m. in Union ers in the first Education Strategy Se 1 Lake Park Pavilion Community Room free and begins at 7 p.m. A dessert E301. ries session of the academic year. at 9 a.m. For more info call 332-0994. Rice, beans & Indonesia reception will follow. The event, held in the Union's The Pledge of Resistance will hold Alumni Fireside Lounge, will open Welcome Back Wednesdays its 10th Annual Rice & Beans Dinner Workshops kick butt with breakfast at 7:30 a.m.; the pre Rally Against Violence On Wed., Sept. 16, ComedySportz on Sept. 18. The meal will be fol The Women's Resource Center will sentation runs from 8 to 9 a.m. Tick Take Back the Night, a community will give a free performance in lowed by a "Sweatshop Fashion sponsor a half-day personal safety ets are $7. For reservations call 229- rally, march, and candlelight vigil, Spaights Plaza at 11:30 a.m. Students Show," and a presentation by inves workshop for women on Sat., Sept. 4675. will be held on Thur., Sept. 24. The can also enjoy free giveaways from tigative journahst and lecturer Allan 19, from 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. in annual event honors and acknowl Coca-Cola. Nairn, entitled "Indonesian Repres the Union Alumni Fireside Lounge. edges women survivors of violence Spanish-American War revisited sion in East Timor." Presentations by Chimera Self-De and is committed to ending violence "The 1898 Spanish-American War Dinner begins at 5:15 p.m., the fense instructors will focus on 100 Years of U.S. Colonialism against women. and 20th Century Hispanic and program begins at 7:15. Both will be assertiveness and risk assessment. A forum on the political future of Ceremonies begin at 4:30 p.m., at American Cultures" exhibit at the held at Westminster Presbyterian Another self-defense workshop Puerto Rico will be held in Union the Peck Pavilion, Marcus Center for American Geographical Society Col Church, 2308 E. Belleview PI. Tick will be held on Mon., Sept. 21, from Alumni Fireside Lounge, Thurs., Sept. the Performing Arts,. 929 N. Water St. lection, in the Golda Meir Library, ets are $10 for general public; $5 for 4 to 6 p.m., in the Fireside Lounge. 17, from 12:30 to 2 p.m. The free The evening's final event, a Candle will have its grand opening on Sept. Both workshops are open to UWM's event features Profs. Jose Solis Jordan light Vigil and Survivor Speakout, women students only. An additional begins at 7 p.m. To volunteer, call workshop, open to all UWM students 286-3727. For general info and trans will be held on Sept. 22, from 6 to 8 portation, call 229-2852. p.m., in Sandburg Flicks. Pre-registration is required for all The UWM three. For info, call 229-2852 or visit A Taste of Italy the WRC in Union WG93. An Italian-American Street Festival will be held on Sept. 25-27. The fes A somber gathering tival will feature food, tennis, games s^&to&h IsH* and entertainment in celebration of Post A Take Back the Night display: the Milwaukee's proud Italian heritage. 2000 E. Kenwood Blvd., Suite EG-80 Banner Project, will be featured in the Located along the 400-500 blocks of PO Box 413, Union Box 88 Union Concourse from Sept. 21-25, Kilbourn Ave., the festival is open Fri. Milwaukee, WI 53201 8 a.m.-5 p.m. The display is a sym from 4-11 p.m.; Sat. 3-11 p.m.; and Phone: 414.229.4578 Fax 414.229.4579 bolic gathering of incest survivors Sun. 4-8 p.m. Admission is free. For E-Mail: [email protected] from around the world.^ Web: www.uwm.edu/MudentOrg/Post more info call 908-6001. Officer Development Series Expert on aging speaks at UWM A free workshop to help student Managing Editor Sachin Chheda Dr. Robert N. Butler will open the organization leaders understand and Office Manager/Photo Editor Robin Lickel The UWM UWM Union's Distinguished Lecture use the segregated fee budget plan Business Manager TheresaFfynn Post Series on Sept. 25, with his lecture, isamanberof ning process will be presented Sept. News/Mosa ic Editor JimKogutkiewicz "Life in an Older America: The 21st 22, at 6 p.m. in Union E307. Asst: Mosa ic Editor Mietra Namdari Century." The physician, gerontolo- Editorial Editor ZakMazur gist, psychiatrist and Pulitzer Prize- Sports Edtr./Circ. Manager Charles Rozewicz Impressions of Cuba winning author is a nationally-re CopyEditor Angela McManaman nowned advocate of the medical and Music Editor Pete Menting On Sept 22, a delegation of Mil Kronk! Editor AndrewErause waukee youth will recount their ex social needs and rights of the elderly. Advertising Represen ta five Lisa Ridgely periences as recent attendees of the His presentation will begin at 8 first US/Cuba Friendship Conference. p.m. in the UWM Union Wisconsin Webmaster Mark Ledesma associated collegiate press Technology Manager MattHerman The program will begin at 7 p.m., Room, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. The lecture is free, but tickets must be re Staff writers: Carrie Antlfinger, Nathan Atkinson, Rep. Spencer Black, Michelle Brown, Steve Buchholz, Central United Methodist Church, Nancy Cooper, Jason Didier, Jim Dunnigan, Paul Freitag, Bill Gump, Kevin Hazaert, Karen Janka, Jamison 639 N. 25th St. For info call 273- served by calling 229-6997. Klagniann,SteveKoenig,NathanKosuuk,EricI^Rose,Cassandi^I^vn-ence,MarkLedesma,RobertMirandaJason 1040. Mohr, Mike Pankratz, Francoise Marie Parker, Bryan Pfeifer, Adam Qualler, Lisa Ridgely, Jason Robb, Darren Sheehan, Aleks Skibicki, Steve Watrous. SEE BULLETINS PAGE 6 Staff photographers, designers and artists: Brad Bauman,Paul Berge, CJ Stoffers,Kristin Thiel, Rachel Holm. Party with the chancellor De/;Ve/y:JonHinrichsen,Kim Zelinske. Join UWM's new chancellor, Dr. Layout and design concepts by: MichaelDiedrick. Nancy L. Zimpher, on Sept. 23 for some entertainment and refreshments One copy free, additional copies $.75 each. The UWM Post, Inc. is a registered student organization at the University of Wisconsin- To get your event listed in Milwaukee and an independent nonstock corporation. All submissions become the property of The UWM Post, Inc. Published Tuesdays in Spaights Plaza at 12 p.m. during the fall and spring semesters, and at the beginning of each summer session, except for holidays and exam periods. Bulletin Board, please mail your FROM THE UNIVERSITY: The UWM Post is written and published by the students of UWM. They are solely responsible for its editorial information to Union Box 88, PO policy and content. UWM is not liable for debts incurred by the publisher. The UWM Post is not an official publication of UWM. Thomas talks nuclear testing Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201, Raju Thomas, Professor of Politi or fax 229-4579. cal Science, Marquette University, SEPTEMBER 15,1998 THE UWM POST Balkan expert speaks out on troubled province By Zak Mazur stem from Yugoslav President to Serbia, though at the time it mobilize the masses and assassi Kosovo — is only complicating Slobodan Milosevic's decision to constituted only 40 percent of the nate moderate Albanian leaders matters. The turbulent Kosovo province rescind autonomy from Kosovo's population. in an effort to make the province Pano believes the only real so of Yugoslavia was the topic of a Albanian population. The Serbian authorities en of Kosovo an independent state. lution is peaceful coexistence. recent speech given by Balkan af Pano discussed Kosovo's long couraged ethnic Albanians to In February, the Serb authori The Albanians need a competent fairs expert, Nicholas Pano, here history, stretching back through leave, and then populated the re ties attacked and killed roughly negotiating team, and they need at UWM. the millennium. Albanians, he ex gion with Serbs. By World War II, three dozen members of the to realize that independence is Pano, a professor of history at plained, draw their claims however, the tide briefly turned in Jashari clan, who were heavily in unattainable. The Serbs need to Western Illinois State University, through the ancient Dardarians favor of the Albanians, who then volved in the KLA. Instead of de end their war against civilians in opened the Institute of World Af who proceeded modern day Alba began to oppress the Serb popu moralizing the KLA, the killings Kosovo and negotiate an au fairs' fall lecture series, in the Fire nians, and are one of the most lation. sparked intense, sporadic fighting tonomy deal in good faith. He also side Lounge on September 8, with ancient peoples known to inhabit Following WWII, much of the throughout Kosovo. Today the believes that serious progress is his speech, "Perspectives on the region of Kosovo. Balkans were united into the KLA controls small enclaves while unlikely without the help of the Kosovo." In it, he detailed the The Serbs have a very power single state of Yugoslavia. During the Serbs control most of the re United States and the European many problems facing the ful connection to Kosovo as well. this time, Kosovo was granted au maining land. Community. troubled Yugoslavian province. Kosovo has been described as the tonomy and Albanians were al Though most countries accept Pano warned that, as winter "Jerusalem" for Serbs. Serbs have lowed to speak their language and the fact that Kosovo is an internal NOW HIRING approaches, "a great human trag lived in Kosovo since the sixth fly their flag. They even opened Yugoslav matter, many, are none edy" between ethnic Albanians century A. D, where they have cre an Albanian university, the Uni theless worried about the manner FALL STAFF! and ethnic Serbs may occur in the ated a rich civilization. In 1389, versity of Pristina. in which the Serb authorities have Our full service restaurant is gearing region. the Serbs lost a famous battle to When the Iron Curtain col fought the KLA. In cases reminis up for the upcoming season Pano, an expert on Balkan af the invading Ottoman Turks at lapsed in the late 80s, Kosovo had cent of the war in Bosnia, Alba Now Hiring Full/Part Time Kosovo, turning Kosovo into a nian villages have been burned, fairs, explained that within the an overwhelming majority of Al SERVERS martyred city. livestock slaughtered and farm Republic of Yugoslavia — which banians, thanks to Serb migra SERVER ASSISTANTS Under Ottoman rule, the tions into the Serb Republic and lands destroyed. However, KLA compromised both the republics HOSTS & BARTENDERS of Montenegro and Serbia — lies Serbian population and its influ the Albanian birthrate - then the members have also murdered We will work around the hotly disputed province of ence in Kosovo waned; by the sev highest in Europe. Serbian civilians. As winter ap your school schedule! Kosovo; home to some two mil enteenth century, the majority of In 1989 Kosovo's autonomous proaches, many worry that a fam Kosovo's population was com ine could ensue. Apply in person lion people, 90 percent of whom status was rescinded and the battle Sunday-Thursday 2-5pm are ethnic Albanians. Kosovo has posed of Albanian immigrants. In lines were drawn. Under the lead Pano does not believe these been fought over for centuries, 1912, the First Balkan War ership of Ibrahim Rugova, Alba conflicts will be resolved anytime though its most recent troubles erupted and Kosovo was awarded nians created a fully functioning soon. The KLA is demanding "shadow government," using pas complete independence; some sive resistance to regain their lost thing Milosevic will never accept Marsho also says several im PARKING FROM PAGE 1 autonomous privileges. By 1998, Ibrahim Rugova's moderate pro- provements have been or are in many Albanians — mostly the autonomy stance has been se lobbied administrators for physi the process of being made. He youth — believed only an armed verely weakened due to the fight cites the recent addition of 280 cal improvements to the lot rebellion could liberate Kosovo. ing raging in Kosovo. Further Historic Turner Restaurant "We asked to have a fence put spaces as an example of attempts The Kosovo Liberation Army more, a new Albanian splinter 1034 N. 4th St. around it, and we were told it by the university to improve the (KLA), formed in 1995, began to group — the United Forces of Milwaukee, WI 53203 wasn't necessary," Busch said. lot, and he promised more im (Across from the Bradley Center) Director of Parking and Tran provements will follow. sit Jim Marsho said a portion of "By next fall there's going to be the lot is fenced in. some passenger waiting shelters in "We haven't seen the need to there," said Marsho. Additionally, fence it in. We would prefer not he said the road serving the lot to if we didn't have to," said would be reconstructed next sum Marsho. mer.
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A PHOTO ID AND YOUR CASH REGISTER RECEIPT IS Dr. Butler's lecture is sponsored by the International Longevity Center U.S. in cooperation with the Center for Twentieth Century REQUIRED FOR ALL REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES. Studies of the College of Letters and Science and the Graduate School, Union Programming, Union Sociocultural Programming, the Multidisciplinary Research Group in Age Studies, the Certificate Program for the Study of Aging, and the Center on Aging, University urn of Wisconsin-Milwaukee and the Milwaukee County Department on Aging. The lecture is the first in the UWM Union's 1998-99 UM Distinguished Lecture Series and is made possible with support from The Century Foundation (formerly the Twentieth Century Fund). For further information on this lecture, call UWM Union Programming at 229-3727. SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 THE UWM POST POST MOSAIC
PAGE 8 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 "Safe & Sexy" Castles, Beer And Soup
By Jay Stoffers Post photo by CJ. Stoffers daily variety of three makes its debut soups, $2.65 a bowl. But, as devoted as I am to Cafe be that dangerous; they're just try You might say that I'm By Lisa Ridgely Caffeine's yummy soup, I ing to scare morals into us. STDs a soup-kind-of-person. Soup is great. Great have found another. Not everyone has sex. Those are rare — none of my friends soup, however, is hard to Just ten minutes away who don't tend to have very valid have them, and I'm sure whom find. from UWM, deep within reasons to abstain, such as reli ever / sleep with isclean. There is something the old Schlitz Complex, gion; chastity; disease; fear; dis Too many col- lege stu- about soup which I find so the Brown Bottle Pub is a gust; or they just plain can't get dents think t h a t satisfying. But when you dining room and sportz laid. do find the right soup, it bar tucked into a tiny an However, many of us in college makes you forget all those cient tavern. do have sex. After all, we're as a re- bowls of watered-down, Great soup, made fresh young, horny, and in the sult, not over-priced slop. - the soup at the Brown prime of our lives! enough of us are A steaming broth with Bottle pub is not only So we should as responsible as we tasty bits instantly nour cheaper than that of Cafe take ad ought to be when it comes to ishes my body, mind and Caffeine, at $2.00 a cup, vantage &C sex. soul. Maybe its that I, but also comes with com of this "Safe 8c Sexy" is a new column along with everyone else, plimentary rolls. sexual ^^K '^^ free designed to better inform UWM evolved from a primordial They've won me over. d o mi ^W^ wwhil e we can students about the medical aspects soup. I'm not sure. And not only do they and play hide-the-sausage of sexual activity. It will provide Cafe Caffeine, across have delicious soup with with whomever is willing, right? information on our community's the street from Mitchell free rolls - at the low, low Sounds like a good plan until facilities and services; contracep Hall, has great cups of price of $2.00 a cup - but you think about it. If you have ca tives; prevention; diagnosis; and rich, chunky soup. the cooks know how to sual sex, you are playing Russian treatment of STDs; as well as first They make a mean serve up some mean appe Roulette with your genitals — hand testimony from students and bowl of roasted vegetable tizers at great prices too. maybe even your life. expert advice. soup that will rock your But, I am a soup-kind- Think you're safe if you have a Our goal is to further educate world, as it has mine. I've of-person. I go for the steady or a once-and-only-once readers on sexual health topics come to depend on their soup. one night stand? Sorry, but any and make a positive impact on genital contact still means risk. your decisions, or at least give you What about all that stuff the food for thought media, educators, and medical Watch for us each week as we world has been spewing about touch on a variety of topics. You, "sex in the '90s?" too, can be safe and sexy. WANTED: Students who care You think, "Getting laid can't By Bill Gump Jewel/Osco is taking over the to drive everywhere. East Side; Congress is trying So, what are you going to do to eliminate environmental about it? The standards; chain stores are Pout? Sit at home, complain, UWM pushing the little guys out of and watch television - while the Post business; nobody recycles on so-called elite make the decisions this campus and the adminis that shape and destroy our world? Living tration permits it; and society m m m Recognizes • tm ^ • targe in is set up so that everybody has SEESEACPAGEIO your heart Now featuring all the Hispanic/Latino as the voice for Pro and College students Football games at UWM. Heritage Month sept uoctu Serving Sunday Brunch Go Black & starting September 6 Gold! Free Pizza and Beer Come write for specials during the us, and Monday Night games help record Weeknight Food and the 113 EAST JUNEAU AVENUE history Drink Specials of this (JUNEAU AT THE RIVER) starting October 6 fine MILWAUKEE, WI 53202 university. 289-0700 Available for rental for 229-4578 [email protected] your next party vm uwm post<§ See Ill-Store Display www.restaurantour.com/theharp Call or email for details uwm.edu SEPTEMBER 15,1998 THE UWM POST New tax laws benefit students By Lagfy Kress come tax must be paid. sessing/distributing a controlled ter all, this is the IRS... made to an Educational IRA for There are two types of Higher substance. For each eligible student, only that child. Students are finally getting the Education Credits: the Hope Students are eligible for 100 one credit and/or exclusion may Larry Kress is a tax preparer at tax break they have been waiting Credit and Lifetime Learning percent of the first $1,000 of the be taken. H&R Block Questions regarding for. College graduates or their Credit. Requirements for eligibil expenses and 50 percent of the For example, if the exclusion money, taxes, insurance, slock market, families can deduct the first 60 ity include: next $1,000. for a qualified distribution from real estate, and/'or banking can be months that interest payments are 1) Credits are for qualified The Lifetime Learning Credit an Educational IRA is claimed, emailed to [email protected]. com and required on a student loan. The expenses only, such as tuition and is for expenses paid after June 30, then neither the Hope Credit nor answered in future issues of the Post. loan must have been used for tu related fees. 1998, and for academic periods the Lifetime Learning Credit can Larry
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Lightly mash potatoes and nothing to make, and you'll have weekly column, Mark ion on it and distribute it right amount I do know includes the mix everything together. enough for lunch tomorrow. My Words. here. knowledge that I know barely any 6. Stir in yogurt or sour cream. thing. Wow, what an ugly sen 3 large red potatoes, washed, My name is Why would you care about my unpeeled, cut into eighths 7. Spread a layer of salsa on the tence. Mark. That's opinion? Well, nobody's 1/2 medium onion, chopped tortilla, add a couple spoonfuls of why this is called forcing you to read On certain occasions, I will 2 cloves garlic, minced the potato mixture. Mark My Words. this. And don't completely throw reality to the 1 tbsp. olive oil 8. Roll up and place on a you think wind and fabricate something. In 10 tortillas Let me thank Bryan microwaveable dish. Repeat. that these instances, I will try to make 1 cup salsa Nelson, who thought of that 9. Spoon remaining sauce over it sufficiently preposterous so that 1 container plain yogurt or sour excellent name. the enchiladas and sprinkle with may guess that I am kidding. cream What is this column about? Wj^ you ma) cheese. This will be part of the fun of 1/2 cup shredded cheese Quite simply, it is a continuing was A11 financial companies charge operating fees [variable annuity] policy, and is even compet tion Coalition at UWM. SEAC, FROM PAGE 8 JL JL and expenses —some more than others. Of itive with the cheapest mutual fund complexes, SEAC has been the campus en course, the lower the expenses you pay, the better. though it offers far more benefits."4 vironmental group for 24 years. That way, more of your money goes where it I sure hope not. In the past, we have worked on "TIAA-CREF sets the standard in the should—towards building a comfortable future. There are students on virtually every environmentally- financial services industry." this campus who are ac related issue one can think of, in We make low expenses a top priority. Of course, expenses are only one factor to tive, passionate, and cluding mining issues in As the largest retirement system in the consider when you make an investment decision. know what's really going Wisconsin's north woods; campus 1 world —a nonprofit company focused exclu Momingstar also noted our commitment to on. We don't sit at home recycling; the establishment an sively on the financial needs of the educational "consumer education, service" and "solid and wonder what hap environmental studies certificate and research communities — our expenses are investment performance." Because that can pened to progressive program; and the preservation of among the lowest in the insurance and mutual make a difference in the long run, too. campus activism. old growth forests. 2 fund industries. 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Source: Momingstar, Inc., for periods ending 7/31/98. 4. Source: Momingstar Principia Var'uible Annuitit.i/Life 4/30/98. where with a few 4" by 4" office in Union E341A. TIAA-CREF expenses are subject to change and are not guaranteed for the future.-Past performance is no guarantee of future results. signs. Senior Bill Gump is a long-time TIAA-CREF Individual and Institutional Services distributes CREF certificates and interests in the TIAA Real Estate Account. For more complete information, including charges and expenses, call 1 800 842-2776, extension 5509, for the prospectuses. We are SEAC, the Stu member of SEAC Read them carefully before you invest or'send money. dent Environmental Ac POST ARTS PAGE 12 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 By Pete Menting finally beatbox is a DJ spinning hip-hop records and using a You can tell by the looks of your beatbox to distort vocals (think fellow college mates, it's going to So You Think You Know Music breakdancing). be a hella long semester. Now be and pop/punk. should be. That wayyou can lump ten Law, Blink-182, and tons of The best of techno: Joey fore your eyes glaze over, roll Hardcore is what the name im all the Christian bands into one others! Beltram, Underworld, Sasha and around or just plain fall out, it's plies, heavy guitars and Cookie place like they do with alternative. Alright, let's give the metal Digweed, Carl Cox, Luke Slater time to test your musical knowl Monster vocals (not always, But the lifestyle of no alcohol, no crowd words to kick my ass by. and Derrick May. edge - or lack thereof. though). Needless to say I don't drugs, or any pollutants (in other There are only a few decent bands Drum 'n bass' finest Goldie, Alright, there's tons of genres care much for hardcore because words, no fun) has a profound that are included in the plain Grooverider, 187, 187Lockdown, and a lot of them are bullshit. Al impact on their music. Actually BT, and Roni Size/Reprezent ternative and electronica don't r one of the bands listed above r Big beat players: Prodigy, the exist and are nothing more than founded the whole lifestyle back Chemical Brothers, Crystal industry umbrella terms to de "Alright, there's tons in '81, Minor Threat is also a "As far as hair-metal Method, Fatboy Slim, the scribe music that doesn't fall into hardcore band as is the singe r for Propellerheads, and Lunatic the Paula Cole-I-could-care-less- A.F.I. Straight-edge bands that Calm. about category. of genres and a lot don't suck: MxPx, Minor Threat, goes, laugh with Turntablists supreme: Qj-Bert, That said, let the games begin! and Five Iron Frenzy (a ska/punk Invisbl Scratch Pikles, Mix Master Punk: What is it and how does of them are bullshit." band). meat..." Mike, and DJ Shadow. it apply to my girlfriend? The last of the punk genres, House masters: Deep Dish. But O.K. We're not talking about J pop/punk, has the most bands. I many others only have mix tapes. the term for making whoopee. hope this is self-explanatory but Beatbox kings: Deejay Punk- This is the three-chord monte, the it is too metal-like (I'll get to this music has a lot of hooks and metal section. And almost none Roc and the Freestylers. Ramones, and the Green Day. that!). Check out these essential melodies. It is also the most di in the hair-metal crotch-rock sub- Last but not least we can't for Punk is raw energy, catchy songs bands: Minor Threat, A.F.I., Drop luted pool of (I won't say that genre. The best of metal: Slayer, get about ska. Ska is devided by about masturbation, bestiality and Kick Murphy's, Brand New Unit, word!). Essential Pop/Punk: old Metallica, Tool, Korn, Kiss, traditionalists (trad) and by ska/ juvenility, and anti-establishment and Anti-Domestix. Green Day, the Descendents, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin and punk. Although the two sides songs. Sounds pretty straightfor Unlike hardcore which tends to Limp, Snuff, Ann Baretta, Rage Against The Machine. pretty much hate each other, ward, right? Sure. There's also be aggressive, straight-edge rarely Guttermouth (most un-pc band As far as hair-metal goes, laugh there are great bands on both more three more sub-genres to is. Although music isn't usually on earth!), Bad Religion (except with me at: Poison, Winger, sides. punk: hardcore, straight-edge, divided into this category, it for No Substance), NOFX, Unwrit-- Slaughter, Dokken, Guns 'N' Great trad ska bands (including Roses, Skid Row, Van Halen and late '70s two-tone): The Specials, Motley Crue. The (English) Beat Madness, The Wow! I think you might be Toasters, Hepcat Let's Go Bowl ready for the dance oriented mu ing, Bim Skala Bim and early Bob Cute girls might be sic genre. Now this is the most Marley sketched of all band labeling. I Ska/punk kingpins: Mustard prefer dance to electronica and Plug, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Five the other shite that critics label Iron Frenzy, Less Than Jake, the worth the time this music as being. O.K dance is Impossibles, Cousin Oliver, The techno, drum 'n' bass (jungle, Hippos, Dance Hall Crashers, Dream for an Insomniac won't settle for anything less. their acting careers, here comes breakbeat), big beat, turntablists, Operation Ivy (Bloody essential!), lone Skye, Jennifer Aniston, Four days before Frankie and David (Macken-zie Astin), a poet house, beatbox, and all that stu early Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mackenzie Astin Allison move to L.A. to further from Michigan. He's got blue pid-ass Dance Party U.S.A. shite. early Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Save Ferris, Five O' Clock Charlie, COLUMBIA TRISTAR HOME eyes. They're blue like Here's the quick version: The Pacers, Reel Big Fish, and VIDEO ?%'£•• Frank Sinatra's. techno is normally minimalistic mm What are the chances?! (no vocals) played over a 4/4 The Suicide Machines. Be wary of movies that But alas, there are two schematic (four repeating beats). Of course there's also jazz (tons advertise a "hip, funny, problems: she's leaving Drum 'n' bass is eaxcuy that drum 'o' sub-genres), country (yuck!), A dres»m«r(«t«i and he's got a girlfriend. and bass with a few vocals some classical, hip-hop/rap, soul, blues, twenty-something roman e<»a$ It's all about making an impact. Andersen Consulting Open House-September 21, 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. School of Business Lobby Please bring your resume. Casual Attire. If you're constantly thinking about their potential for success by aligning Our business is shaping the future. the future, here's a chance to actually strategy with people, processes and So why not come talk to us about how, do something about it. 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June that The Post ran an inter view with these rising stars of the UNIVERSAL What is so incredible is the mix of technology and vocals, espe electronic world? Yes, it was and pisses him off The electronic revolution is cially on "Hit Me," that creates you may still be able to read it on here. Or so people say. Look no certain vibes to each track. For our website. Bad Religion title song and remains there. further than Madonna. instance, "AOL" invokes the inse Unless you've been hiding un No Substance As many of the legions of fans O.K. so it seems to be the latest curity of the on-line world and the der a rock, you've heard "History ATLANTIC who loved every album, except for batch of experimentation within outrage of being betrayed on the Refieating" being played in the Recipe For Hate, who always looked music. But is it anything different superhighway. And how many trailer for and in the movie There's You've read all the hype sur forward to each new record. No than, say, the era of New Wave and songs can start out with spoken- Something About Mary. rounding this album. It's a return Substance is a huge disappoint synth pop? word French ("Feel My Love") The vinyl version offers three to their roots. Bad Religion's best ment If you really want to return Well, it's not as cheesy if you and not leave you confused, be versions of the same song. The album ever. O.K. Old school to BR's roots, listen to No Control dismiss the pretenders such as cause you know what it's all about. "Knee-length" mix is a longer ver punks right now are listening to or Against The Grain or even the Aqua, and look towards inspira It is even rarer to find a dance sion of the original song, while the the same thing and shaking their nonsense of having Eddie Vedder tional works like Sister Soleil's album that has a continuous flow "Ankle" is faster-paced drum 'n' heads. on RecipeforHateis better than this major label debut to it from start to finish; at least as bass with Shirley Bassey's vocals This is the most painful thing crap. My only hope is that Greg There will be no pigeon-holing far as major labels go. layered on. I've ever had to say. No Substance Graffin and company give the of Soularium other than what the Whether or not Soularium is The best mix is the stylish '70's- is almost complete shite, with you middle finger to commercializa tide suggests: A view into the in commercially successful or not, it ish "Hip-length" with slower bass guessed it no substance. tion and start over. ner regions of the soul. Stella will be an influential album for a lines and a Hammond organ. After the first two tracks, "Hear It's not too late but next album Katsoudas' voice soars and emits good number of people. Once again, the Propellerheads It" and 'Shades of Truth," Bad it might be. so much emotion it's hard to -Pete Menting prove retro can be cool without Religion hits the abyss with the sounding sketchy. -Pete Menting 187 Lockdown "Kung-Fu" KINETIC/REPRISE Although Jason Nevins V. Run DMC "It's Like That" has the edge as one of this year's club anthems, "Kung-Fu" may prove to be the sleeper hit Taking samples from Street Fighter 2 may sound like a house production. It isn't. 187 Lockdown is drum "n' bass that adds just a hint of house/techno. The end result is hella good and is definitely ready to fuel the party fire burning within. While the Ramesy & Fen and Prison of Technology don't do as bang up of a j ob as 187 Lockdown, they're still great with Prisoners adding a Middle Eastern flavor to it "Kung-Fu" will make you sweat 'til you bleed. SEPTEMBER 15,1998 THE UWM POST 15 Hootie 8c The Blowfish Musical Chairs hit number one, when they ATLANTIC RECORDS opened for Toad the Wet Sprocket Hootie's third is a simple hit in Green Bay. The song "Hold My Hand" was in heavy rotation on I have to be honest - when I simple rock 8c roll and like to this album is going to be upbeat dom. MTV, but they hadn' t hit it big yet found out I was getting this disc, I hang out with NFL stars. straight-up, simple driving rock, Darius came out alone at the end was very ex Musical Overall, this album's a bit more just like "Hannah Jane" opened of their set and sang "Goodbye" cited. Chairs is jangly than previous efforts. Cracked Rear View. acapella, and then paid tribute to Now, Hootie's "What's Going On Here" is the The country/alt-country/blue- Toad as an inspiration. that might third disc best in the romantic ballad cat grass feeling of "Answer Man," A few months later, Cracked Rear not seem so on Atlantic, egory on Musical Chairs, and will "Michelle Post" and "Desert View hit #1 and they had outsold novel, since and while it inspire countless couples in their Mountain Showdown" don't nec everyone they were touring with. Hootie' s doesn't late-teens and early-twenties to essarily point to a widening of mu Could the masses be all that sold tens of grab your enjoy romantic time together. sical horizons, but make the disc wrong? Possibly, but so what? millions of attention as Hootie first impressed me in different enough to allay bore -Sachin Chheda records well as their late '94 or early '95, before they over the d e but last five smash years. But Cracked Rear you have to View, it is in 3 remember, that vein, "Jife^N *' I make a and a qual habit of rip ity effort 1832 E. North Ave. ping on frat The opening guitar notes of the boyz and girls who hang out at G- first single and opening track, "I 273-6477 Daddy's BBC. Will Wait," send a message that So it is somewhat akin to com ing out of the closet when I say: "Hootie rules!" Want a degree? Alright, maybe that's not ex Want a career? actly how I would say it Join the Wisconsin Hootie & The Blowfish have Air National Guard. filled a void in the lives of millions Wednesdays of middle-class white kids who • 100% state college love sports and hate pansy-assed tuition assistance music, but who don't want to be •Montgomery angst-ridden or gothic or any of G.I. Bill benefits I that other junk. and MORE! "Tribute to Their music is utterly inoffen Immediate Openings: sive, easy to play, easy to figure out • Aircraft maintenance Women Night" but unusally catchy. • Vehicle operations And I say, that's okay. All the music snobs out there Call, Today! don't think that it's alright to play Wisconsin From 9 p.m. 'til 1 a.m music that appeals to the masses - - you have to be much "cooler" J Air than the rest of us if you're a real National musician. But Hootie doesn't pretend to Guard be anything they're not - they're All women will be worshiped and thus bestowed with free cocktails just a bunch of guys who play 414-747-4433 1213 N. Water 223-3422 Weekly Specials Happy Hour 4:00 7:00 Monday-Friday Two for one beer-Rail drin Monday Thursday Sunday 20c Wings TueTuesda! y Wednesday 50c Chicago Style 4:00-10:30 p.m. $1.00 Tap beer Hotdogs Bucket of T $1.50 Giant 5:00-10:00 p.m. $2.00 micros & 9:00-Close Shorties Tacos $2.00 Vodka Imports Lemonades 6 for $8.: 9:00-close 5:00 10:00 p.m. SOUTH PARK 4pm-Close 9:00 P.M. FRIENDS 6:00-Close 7:00 P.M.. 16 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 The Milwaukee Art Museum's first tremes, continues through October At Dinero's Swing Club, 4177 S ART exhibition of its sculpture collection 19 at ARTcentric & Valenti Design Howell Ave., Jump City will play on Renaissance Theaterworks pre in more than 30 years continues. It Gallery, 217 N Broadway. For more Saturday, Sept. 19. Swing Nouveau is sents Jack and Jill in the Studio The UWM's Institute of Visual Arts will include works by Rodin, info, call 220-9660. back on Saturday, Sept. 28. For more atre of the Broadway Theatre Center, (inova) Giacometti, Moore, Lachaise, Hesse info, call 281-3768. 158 N. Broadway, through Sept. 20. In Gallery One, 3253 N. Downer and Puryear. For more info, call 224- An exhibit of American Art Pottery For tickets, call 281-7800. Ave., Milwaukee photographer Tom 3200. continues at the Villa Terrace Deco The Irish Cultural Center, 2133 W Bamberger's black and white land rative Arts Museum, 2220 N. Terrace Wisconsin Ave., hosts the annual The Skylight Opera Theatre will scape photography blurs the line be "Constant Cravings," ajuried show Ave. For more info, call 271-3656. Half-Way to St. Patrick's Day Celebra open its 1998-99 season with Gilbert tween land and sky. French concep about art, food and our ambivalent tion on Saturday, Sept. 19. Funny/ & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance, tual artist Jean-Luc Vilmouth shows relationship to both, continues Gallery 218, 218 S. 2nd St., pre naughty singer Finbar McCarthy and opening Friday, Sept. 25. For tickets, installations based on his experience through Sept.18 at Constance sents its "Fall Showcase," featuring pipe band The Billy Mitchell Pipers call 291-7800. living in Venezuela. Japanese artist Lindholm Fine Art, 3955 N. Prospect painting, drawing, photography and are among entertainers to perform. Yoshimoto Nara shows "Cup Kids," Ave. For more info, call 964-6220. mixed media, through Sept. 30. For seven large cups with children's more info, call 643-1732. The UWM Band presents its 2nd LITERARY heads sticking over the over the edge. Gallery H20, 221 N. Water St., will Annual Collage Concert on Sunday, In Gallery Two, Mitchell 154, 3203 show "Below the Surface," contempo Sept. 20 at the Elmbrook Church, Wisconsin native Lorrie Moore N. Downer Ave., Chicago artist D'nell rary steel sculptures and paintings by 777 S. Barker Rd. For tickets, call 229- MUSIC will read from her new book of short Larson transforms the gallery space's Barbara Peterson, through October 4308. stories, Birds of America, on Wednes hard edges into softness, suggesting 2. For more info, call 271-8032. day, Sept 23 at Schwartz Bookshop, a bodily presence instead of an archi Coventry Jones sings the cosmic Soprano Valerie Errante will per 2559 N. Downer Ave. For more info, tectural one. "Artists of Hispanic Heritage," an truth of what can be changed at form German art songs from the call 332-1181. In Gallery Three, 2400 E. exhibition of artwork in a variety of Harpo's, 1339 E. Brady St., on Friday, Munich school on Friday, Sept. 25 at Kenwood Bd., Doug Ischar's multi media and styles by Latino artists liv Sept. 18 at 9:00p.in. and at UWM's Fine Arts Recital Hall, 2400 At Schwartz' in Shorewood, 4093 media sculpture explores the cultural ing and working in southeastern Wis Linneman's on Locust and Weil in E. Kenwood Blvd. N Oakland Ave., acclaimed Oprah creations of the individual, particu consin opens at the Union Book Club fave Edwidge Denticat will larly a gay male in a heterosexual so Art Gallery, UWM's ciety. visit to read from her latest The Farm For more info on exhibitions at ing of Bones, on Friday Sept. 18. On inova, call 229-5070. Tuesday, Sept. 22, Milwaukee native Post Arts Calendar Kathleen Anne Barrett will present her third Cream City Mystery, Milwau UWM UnionTheatre presents kee Autumns Can Be Lethal. New Gen 2200 E. Trinidadian-born Andre Alexis will eration Concert on Sunday, Kenwood Blvd., on Sept. from his new novel, Childhood on Riverwest on Saturday, Oct. 3. Jones's Sept. 27, will feature works by Haydn, 25. For more info, call 229-6310. Tuesday, Sept 29. For more info, call WIDE performances are in support of his Grieg, Schubert, Mahler and latest CD, Cosmic Truth. For more info 963-3111. David Barnett Gallery , 1024 E. Mendolssohn performed by students on Jones and his music, call 454-9404. State St., features the bronze sculp of the Leonard Sorkin International Barnes & Noble is calling all poets tures of Charles Kraus and photo re Institute of Chamber Music. For tick WEDNESDAYS and writers for Poetry Night on alist watercolors by Bruce McCombs Nifty music can be heard every ets, call the Fine Arts Box office at Thursday, Sept. 17 at 7:00 p.m. at through September. For more info, weekend at the Cafe Caffeine, 2611 229-4308. Spike & Mike's Twisted Bayshore Mall, 5900 N. Port Washing call 271-5058. E. Hampshire. John Stano will play his I Festival of Animation l|§»t harmonica on Saturday, Sept. 19 ton Rd. On Friday, Sept. 18, Dr. I September16 • 7pm at 8:00 p.m. Brennan Cornwell, the Vansant Joshi discusses The Book of I The latest in grotesque cartoons, An exhibit of maps, atlases and including South Park's Cafe's favorite son, will play on Satur THEATRE Secrets: The Science of Meditation. books from the American Geographi "The Spirit of Christmas" day, Sept. 26. Cover is $3. For more cal Society Collection dealing with info, call 963-4410. Egyptologist Barbara Mertz will the Spanish-American War and its 1981 's Tony Award winner for Best speak at Milwaukee Public Library's Lou Reed: time period continues at the Golda Play Amadeus opens the Milwaukee Centennial Hall, 733 N. Eighth Rock & Roll Heart Meir Library, 2311 E. Hartford Ave., Mezzo-soprano Cynthia Stiehl, ac Repertory Theater's 45th season at its Street, about her latest book, The Ape September 30 • 7pm through Oct 1. companied by pianist Richard Powerhouse Theatre, running An offering of rare interviews, Cumming, will perform a Concert of through October 11. For tickets, call Who Guards The Balance, on Thursday, archival footage & personal American Songs, with selections by Sept 24. For more info, call 278-2700. accounts of one of music's Alicia Czechowski: New Season... New 224-9490. most seminal figures. Copland, Roren and Cumming in the Art runs through Oct. 8 at Tony Fine Arts Recital Hall, 2400 E. Folliard Gallery, 233 N. Milwaukee, A "close encounter of the Wiscon One of America's most famous po Kenwood Blvd., on Friday, Sept 18 at Lolita St For more info, call 273-7311. sin kind" opens with Resident Alien, litical satirists, P.J. O'Rourke, will visit October 14 • 7pm 12:30 p.m. The concert is free and at the Steimke Theatre on Friday, Schwartz Bookshop in Brookfield, Stanley Kubrick's film, open to the public. Sept 18. For tickets, call the Milwau about a young, alluring "Flash to Trash," an exhibition of 17145 W. Bluemound Rd., on nymphet who attracts by local photographers going to ex- kee Repertory Theater at 224-9490. Wednesday, Sept. 30, to talk about his an older professor. new book, Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics. Caddystiack FAST PACED October 28 • 7pm Now Open! Make Tracks Over Winter Break I \ Chevy Chase & Bin Murray star in j HIGH VOLUME 17ik.jflmmuLLC nfnlmdn Cta* A Lz. ! the well-to-do country club classic | Downtown Brew Pub Shorewood's newest Juice and Smoothie Bar. I which becomes a free-for-all when j Ideal for anyone who wants a heart-healthy, Rodney DangerfiekJ arrives. Hiring Day/Evening Positions WAIT STAFF great tasting, quick meal or snack. 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Smoothie to help in for breakfast, Vail/Beaver burn tat, add muscle, lunch, dinner, a Copper Mountai • FREE POPCORN! • increase energy, and juice snack, or a pre/post- $2 students $3 general public workout energizer [includes 1 bag of free popcorn per person) 'lllKt* Indoor seating is available! For more info (414) 963-0963 Water Street Brewery IBS UWM Union TOLL FREE INFORMATION AND RESERVATIONS Theatre 1101 N. Water St. 3557 N. Oakland Avenue Milwaukee, WI 53202 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. Monday-Saturday - 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Sunday - 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. 1*800*SUNCHASE Nobodski they we Doeb a*t |www.sunchas0.co m SEPTEMBER 15,1998 THE UWM POST 17 &JD S3 a You're Mid to e •gto School '98 e« s~ OJD CO O lk SA HfflMM Dance © CO Friday, September 18, ]998 'S EMS and SpaightsjfSla RowtMim '98 8:00a.m. to 8 k in h UWM Tmatt Featuring \M tkfcstMtUskgki9:00f.w. Freshwateri SOC • Sha $15 / cowkin dmm $8 / style in dmnw Blood Brother $16 / mv\t A ik kot $9 / sink i Ik $w thnie Food Sales Brat Sales Uw DJ ad C To feed your mind: ife SA kts not hiwdt on k ks Am. MIM Stude lation Booths .™Mor/oroiit(iiioii/ori.wty. bear students: Welcome to the 1998-99 school year! We're very excited Name about the coming year, and we think you will be too. Interest Card This year, we'll be working on jetting students to register to vote, to participate on university committees, School Address Yes, I support student-initated and most of all, to enjoy the services the Student Association provides. programming to make UWM a better college experience. Did you know that the SA created and continues to fund Yes, I would like to learn more the UPASS? Students/through the SA, also fund the about the Student Association. Child Care Center, all campus athletics, the Morris Health School Phone Number Yes, I would like to serve on a Center and the Union, the Women's Resource Center, and the UPARK program. university committee and help make the decisions that run UWM. This year, you'll see an expanded fiasthaus, and the Yes, I would like to volunteer to E-mail Terrace will be serving food until 11:30 p.m. Mon-Thursi help with an upcoming SA Event. It'll even stay open to study in until I «.mJ Yes, I would like to help with an Well also have more and better programming to moke life SA committee and make a difference on campus a bit more bearable, starting iNith our big in students' lives. Back-to-School event and Homecoming dance on Friday, Permanent Address Yes, I would like to get more in September J8! formation about being on the student lastly, iwe'll be fighting this year for lower tuition, for senate or the student court less bureaucracy, and for better resources for students of color, women, disabled students, and lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered students. This interest card, if you fill it Permanent Phone Number We need your help tomake this campus a better place out completely, serves as a free for all uf us ~ so fill out the interest card to the right and drop it off at the SA office, Union E35i. It doubles raffle ticket for our grand prize as a free raffle ticket for a great prize we're giving away Comments at the Homecoming donee.; giveaway on September 18, at the If you need anything, let us know, we'd love to meet you!: Homecoming Dance. Fill out and return to the SA office, E351 in the Union, orfax to229-3958, Jeff Robb Uty Keodouangsy or mail to Student Association, Union Box 173, PO Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201 18 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 Finally, a Jazz Festival to call our own Kettle Moraine Jazz Festival The food! Four words: Cheese ren Wiegratz, and Tim Weisberg with special guest Kobi, who was dise: bask in Riverside Park, West Bend cake on a Stick. opening for the duo of Peter followed by 70s' icon and King of the warm sun; SEPTEMBER 11-12, 1998 The inaugural jazz festival White and Craig Chaquico, who the Hill guest star Chuck listen to some boasted an impressive roster of were backed by saxman Richard Mangione. Daryl Stuermer, of jazz; get food The weather couldn't have both local and national groups Elliot's band. Genesis fame, was the next act. between sets been more perfect for a gather worthy of the $40 two-day pass. On Saturday, the jazz band, The festival's headliner, Spyro atone of eight ing in West Bend, at beautiful Riv Friday night's lineup was a Millenium, opened the festival at Gyra, gave the evening's final per vendors; lis erside Park. The sun was warm, showcase of Milwaukee's best tal noon, and the music continued formance. ten to some the jazz was cool and the food, oh! ent, featuring Streetlife with War for nine hours. Lyric was next-up The festival goers were in para- more jazz; have an ad mired jazz art Craig Chaquico NOW HIRING ist autograph Questions & Answers EAST SIDE your CD; get FLEXIBLE HOURS some more food; listen to more jazz; browse the art display; get Italian Trattoria more food; and listen to more Wood-Fired Pizzas/Great Pastas jazz. \l\HIHt Jump, Little Children On their major label debut Magazine Southern charm Magazine, Jump, Little Children BREAKING RECORDS/ATLANTIC let loose with their unique genre- RECORDS national audience with their infec bending sounds. Their music isn' t tious sound. easily categorized. It is equal parts there's something Believe the hype. Since form The band, widely known for quirky guitar rock and passion- ing in 1991, South Carolina's their no-holds-barred, wild and filled acoustical pop. Jump, Litde Children have be powerful live performances, has The band wisely selected vet come one of the southwest's most- won many fans on the road. They eran producer Brad Jones (Jill admired and popular bands. Hav have toured with such acts as Sobule, Yo La Tango, Imperial about Mary... ing sold more than 22,000 copies Rusted Root, Edwin McCain and Drag) to aid their cause. The col- of their self-released CD The Lico are currently scheduled to per rice Tea Demos, Jump, Litde Chil form on select dates of the upcom SEE JUMP NEXT PACE Get free stuff at the UWM Post's dren is ready to charm a larger, ing Hootie and the Blowfish tour. booth - SA Back-to-school day, EXTRAORDINARY CUSTOMER SERVICE OPPORTUNITIES!! 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We also offer: * FULL TIME AND PART TIME OPPORTUNITIES * CASUAL WORK ENVIRONMENT doestft * ON-SITE WORKOUT FACILITY * PROFIT-SHARING * CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY * EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR CONTINUED GROWTH you ±ox. -. If you are an individual committed to quality and teamwork please send, email or fax your resume to: tlrerefc S€MrH€HHlillty 6767 N. Industrial Rd. Milwaukee, WI 53223 Fax (4.14) 358-7411 [email protected] Equal Opportunity Employer %mm mm »&wv mm. % w ma #*#m s ma. "mmmmm $sz m SSMUU. • n mm m® t %mwmi ""*\m m& nam &M&*»m& i. mm i mm m& "wmuw i saws mm *m»***,*m wmmm —. Sijlfag Lunch .& Dinner 4%$6 BEST collect hearts PITCHERS DANCE ?# oo OF BEER. DANCE srtiix t prizes W*T DANCE tap be 24*02 24J5Z wine TAP BETO- TAP'-BEER- bArAC coole wm€ooLE $2 rails %mECOi 770 N. JEFFERSON WED &. sum NO ALCOHOL 2I&UNDEB SPMAAm SEPTEMBER 15,1998 THE UWM POST 21 Homegrown It's only really apparent on at least two bands. If the 80's never existed I have Act Your Age "She's Anti," but it doesn't mat Just a little Their primary influences only a feeling all music would have OUTPOST ter. It's all good from "Surfer Girl" exist in the musical past, but their gradually progressed toward this. to "Bad News Blair," nothing but interpretation of the past doesn' t But because of the 80's synth What do the Beach Boys and a pop thing. Not Faygo, though. more music have one stale quality about it heavy and hard rock wannabe punk rock have in common? Well, More like RC Cola. Beatles, half Doors, half delta Even every song seems to be mov anthems, Gomez seems fresh and let's see...they both normally hail Hey, take a chance on Home blues, and half Beck. I Know that ing in a different direction, yet truly inviting. from the surf/skate culture of grown. They won't make you "Suf this equals more that one, but the still staying in the same vein as the -Eric LaRose Southern California. fer." sheer power of Gomez is equal to last But weren't the Beach Boys -Pete Menting those bronzed blond surf geezers that sired Wilson Phillips? Hey, Gomez parents can't be responsible for Bring It On lame offspring. Homegrown VIRGIN shows how the Beach Boys stan dard, layered, poppy vocals can Every once in a while a music apply to punk. group comes along with the abil In case you didn't know it, Bad ity to throw a wrench in the pro Religion says they were inspired verbial gears of the well oiled ad by them as well. Act Your Age defi predictable machine that is the nitely isn't for the unpoppy at music scene and completely heart, nor is it for the mature change it's direction. In recent punker. And as their stage proves memory groups like Nirvana, the - punks aren't untalented unedu Squirrel Nut Zippers, and Royal cated thugs. How else do you ex Crown Revue have fit this descrip plain how John E. Trash (Singer/ tion. guitarist) and Adam Lohrbach Enter Gomez, a five piece band (singer/Bassist) switch instru from Sheffield (UK) with nothing ments on songs? in common with anything out Alright. Admittedly, Home their right now. Their CD Bring It grown doesn't use the experiment On can only be described as per too much. fect. Imagine a band that is Half n" n Want to have some Cheap FUN? Friday Night, September 18 is a 50& Night at Dairyland Many items are 50 CCTltS CCLCh all night, like • 12 oz. Miller Lite draft beers • 12 oz. sodas • Hot dogs • Grandstand admission • General Parking • Popcorn Dairyland is easy to get to\ Take 1-94 south to Highway 158 in Kenosha. Doors open at 6:00 PM: Post Time is 7:15 PM Dairyland will have a Jump, little Children ance, Dee Dee Ramone lends his First Friday on October 2 trademark "one-two-three-four" to There will be 500 items all night jump start the catchy "Come Out laboration seems to have worked after 6PM and you can sign up to very well. Among the many high Clean". points of Magazineis "Cathedrals" On Magazine, Jump, Litde Chil win a trip for 2 to Las Vegas from dren deliver an energetic sound a song that lures you in with the Better Bet Fun jet Trip to Las Vegas to haunting vocals and seduces with that in time will endear them to I Voccilions be given away on it's rich, emotional pull. In an the masses. Call for schedules WjkMm RUM JW Puvcm December 4, 1998 To win the trip, you must be 21 or older. extremely unlikely guest appear -Charles Rozewicz 1-800-233-3357 www.dairylandgreyhoundpark.com MMmum age tor admission and wagering It 11. POST SPORTS PAGE 22 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 Volleyball women avenge last year's loss Cycling team By Steve Koenig sive attack, and the Golden Eagles Myers scored on a block and a kill. at the George Mason Tournament ready to roll took the second game 15-12. Her kill tied the game 8-8. in Fairfax, Virginia. Ah, sweet revenge. Sue Raschka said that But a five-point run helped bring On September 4, the Panthers By Chuck Rozewicz The UWM women's volleyball Marquette did not run their swing the Panthers the win. Malterer con lost a heartbreaking five-game team looked for it, and didn' t take offense as much as they expected. nected time and again off fine sets match to Maryland-Baltimore The UWM cycling team is long to find it last Tuesday night "They stayed pretty much with from Katie Schneider to keep County, but bounced back to getting ready for action with at the Klotsche Center, as they a basic offense," Marquette at bay. sweep Mason. the beginning of the National beat the Marquette Golden she said, "and Schneider fed The following day saw the Pan Collegiate Cycling Associa Eagles, avenging a heartbreaking when we figured Malterer for the thers suffer a sweep at the hands tion's mountain-biking season. five-game loss last year. that out, we stayed winning point at 15- of Texas Tech. No Panther hitter The cycling team saw a lot Marquette, like the Panthers,' with our regular 9. The assist was got more than seven kills in the of success during the 1997 sea have a young team, with a lot of defense." Schneider's 2,500th match. son, breaking into the NCCA's power. Jeni Myers and Meghan After trailing 4- in her career, a But then the Panthers came Mountain-biking Top 20 last Devine led the speedy offense that 3 in the third school record, while back and scored a five-game win of fall. would give UWM trouble all the game, the Pan- the kill was their own, rallying from a two- "This season we're looking way through. ^^^^^^^^Malterer ^ thers used a four- Malterer's 32nd of Dallenbach games-to-one deficit to beat Liberty to improve our ranking in the Things went the way of the Pan point surge to the match. 15-9, 13-15,13-15,15-8, and 15-13. conference and our personal thers in the first game, as Ericka take the lead for good. Chrissy Schneider had 70 assists for the Raschka led the way for the Pan performances," said team . Malterer provided the offense and Schurla led the charge for the match. thers with 16 kills, while Malterer member Jason Didier. Laura Dallenbach provided the Panthers, which slowly took Dallenbach had 20 digs to led the had 15 and Schurla had 11; and "Lastyear the team had a lot defense with great digs. Add some charge and finally won the third Panthers, while Raschka had five Schneider finished with 20 digs. fine serving by Moira Coughlin, game 15-11. blocks. The Panthers hit .219 as a "I was happy with how we plus a seven-point run, and the The Panthers hoped to make team. played," Panther head coach Kathy Panthers had a 15-5 win. the fourth game a rout, and it Curtin led Marquette with 16 kills, Litzau said, "but we should've fin The Golden Eagles turned up looked as if they would do just while Liz Egasti had 44 assists, and ished 3-1. Maryland-Baltimore the heat in the second game, as that, as they took an 8-1 lead. Myers finished with 19 digs. As a County is a good team, and we they forced the Panthers into tak Dallenbach scored three times on team, the Golden Eagles hit .149. opened the window for them, they ing many errant shots as they frus kills, while Raschka added a kill "There was more of a revenge fac walked right in. oh trated the Panthers with some and a block. tor in this match than usual," "The match with Liberty showed of accomplishments to be outstanding digging of their own. But Marquette would not go Raschka said. "We wanted to show that we have the guts to overcome proud of." Chris Curtin and Katie Watters down easily The Golden Eagles them that we're the beat in the city." adversity, after we trailed two According to Didier, the helped out in Marquette's offen- scored the next seven points, as touring the previous weekend, the team's president, April Panthers split four matches SEE VOLLEY NEXT PAGE Peterson, placed high at nu merous events. "As a team though, there's always room for improve INTRAMURAL SPORTS ment," said Didier. "I think that we have what it takes to reach our goal, which is to gain na CANOE TRIP - FRI SEPT. 25 tional recognition through One day event: Registration Deadline: Sept. 21 getting back into the NCCA's (limited registration) Top 20". The cycling team competes in three seasons: Track cycling, Road cycling and Mountain- biking. "Mountain-biking is the team's focus," said Didier. TENNIS GOLF OUTING The team welcomes students One day event: Fri. Oct 2 of all cycjing abilities. Play starts Sept 27 Registration Deadline: Sept. 23 Registratioigwixauonn Deadlineueaamie:. Sepoept *2o3 LINCOLN PARK Starts & 1 ppmm > "As long as you can ride a bike, you can race it," assured Didier. "Joining the cycling team is a great way to meet people who BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS GUY ^ are into biking. We've tried to establish a very relaxed atmo Sign up in the Intramural Office. North Bldj sphere where people can en IS IN CLASS. Room 126. or call 229-6433 joy themselves," said Didier. Excitement and adventure ship potential and helps Students interested in join is the course description, you take on the challenge ing the cycling team can e-mail and Army ROTC is the of command. PLYMOUTH CHURCH Didier [email protected], or name. It's the one college There's no obligation UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST drop by the Cycling Club of .elective that builds until your" junior year, your self-confidence, so there's no reason not fice in Union E395. develops your leader to try it out right now. Welcomes visitors to its 9:30 am Sunday services. We are a Just Peace and an CORRECTION ARMY ROTC Open and Affirming congregation. Last week's photo of junior THE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE YOU CAN TAKE Plymouth is located one block east of outside middle blocker Sue Raschka was mistakenly labeled For details, contact Marquette U. Army ROTC at: UWM on Hampshire and Hackett. Katie Schneider. Our apologies 288-7195 Child Care Ramp Access 964-1513 to Sue. SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 THE UWM POST 23 VOLLEY, FROM PACE 22 Notes games to one. The match with Panthers start off on wrong paw The women's soccer team Liberty was a great way to close it made history on September 4, out" end of the first half, Commo the Wisconsin Badgers their third defeating a top-20 ranked team By Charles Rosewicz With a 3-2 record in the young dores' forward Jeff Burgess tied loss of the young season. for the first time in the program's season, the Panthers travel to things up with a goal off of an as 15-year history. The Panthers de Excitement surrounded Engel- A little more than four minutes Ames, Iowa, for the Iowa State sist by forward Tim Sims. feated Nebraska, ranked eighth in mann Field this past weekend as into Sunday afternoon's game, Tournament September 11 and the nation, with a score of 2-1. UWM's men's soccer team hosted Both teams' defensive units goalkeeper Matt Schmidt and the 12. On the 1 lth the Panthers play the 26th annual Panther Invita tightened the game up as neither Panther defense allowed Lobos' "It was a first for our program," Montana and Chicago State, and tional. squad scored during the second defender Ryan Turnello's shot remarked head coach Bill on the 12th, Indiana-Purdue-In Unfortunately, the hosts were a half and first overtime period. In into their goal. This would turn Moynihan. "The players will al dianapolis and Iowa State battle little too hospitable to their guests. the second overtime period, the out to be the lone mistake the ways remember it" UWM. Commodores' midfielder, Brad Panthers' defense made that UWM's Panthers were ranked The Panthers (0-3) allowed their After that it's on to Madison for Smith, ended the dead-locked game. Sadly for the 510 Panther 15th in the nation by Soccer America weekend opponents, the the Wisconsin Tournament Sep standoff as he headed in the game- fans in attendance, the Lobos' and 18th by NSCAA/Umbro in Vanderbilt Commodores (2-1) tember 18 and 19. The Panthers winning goal from an assist by defense would make no mistakes, the current poll. The Panthers and the New Mexico Lobos (4-0), battle Louisville on the 18th, then midfielder Travis Weeks. holding the Panther attack to a were also ranked third in the cur to go home with victories, losing face UW-Madison and Loyola on mere eight shots on goal. rent NSCAA/Umbro regional games 2-1 and 1-0, respectively. After battling tirelessly in a the 19 th. UW-Madison is the sev poll. Saturday's contest against double overtime loss, the next day Next weekend, the men's socr enth-ranked team in the nation. Vanderbilt saw the Panthers get the Panthers stepped up to their cer team will again try for their out to an early lead as junior for new challengers - the undefeated first victory of the year when they DOWNTOWN ward Joe Bernstein scored just Lobos of New Mexico. The Lobos travel to New Haven, Connecticut KENWOOD minutes into the game. Before the were coming fresh off of dealing to play in the Yale Invitational. PREGNANCY Seafood Kitchen Now Hiring full or part time COUNSELING CENTER HOSTS FREE PREGNANCY SERVERS Panthers have a tough week TESTING BARTENDERS Flexible Hours Tuesday/Thursday Competitive Pay By Karen Janka Northwestern broke the game Unfortunately for UWM, the 4-7:30 open with three first-half goals Panthers couldn't get the ball into Call 384-2799 for a Apply in person The UWM women's soccer against the Panthers, and added the goal, and lost 1-0 in overtime Confidential Appointment Sunday-Thursday 2-5pm team didn't have long to enjoy a fourth goal in the second half. to Illinois State on September 11. their 15th-place national ranking. According to Moynihan, the The game's only goal was scored The Panthers suffered two tough team must increase their on-field 97 minutes into the game. losses this week, falling to 1-2 in intensity level to ensure future vic Illinois State scored their first- the season. tories. ever victory over UWM. The all- UWM was riding high after a 2- "We need to be the aggressors. time series record now stands at 1 overtime win over eighth- Against Nebraska we were the ag 2-1. The Illinois State Redbirds RESTAURANT ranked Nebraska on September 4, gressors. We need to assert our are competing in their second sea Riverhouse Restaurant but that emotion didn' t carry over selves from the start," he said. son in the Missouri Valley Confer To prepare for the Illinois State ence. Their 1997 record was 4-14- 1122 N.Edison St. into their 4-0 loss to Northwestern Milwaukee, WI 53202 on September 9. game, the Panthers focused on 1. "We came out flat with no sense defense - specifically the organi of urgency," said head coach Bill zation of corner kicks and increas Moynihan. "The quality of play ing the speed of the game, said just wasn't there." Moynihan. qyF 1 1 %&$ I %Jp f%n mm • More cycling ~~~iJB^ By Jason Didier "extremely challenging." While the team found themselves in the '^^^f^f^^ The Mid-Western Collegiate middle of the pack on Saturday, Mountain Bike Season began this Sunday's dual-slalom would set ^^^^=^LM^^ past weekend. The honor of hold them up for a very respectable fin ing the first race went to the U. of ish. On the men's side, Clayton Indiana-Bloomington who held Goldsmith, John Kurth and Andy J. K. A. the race at a ski resort at Paoli, Clausen all placed. Peterson also MILWAUKEE Indiana. placed high in the women's divi The UWM cycling team en sion. After the points were tallied tered several racers in both the for all the races, the UWM team Welcomes New Members cross country and the dual-slalom placed 5th overall. The next con events. Heading into their fourth ference race is hosted by Purdue September 14th, 16th, and 18th, 1998 University. year of competition, the team has 6:30-8:00 pm their sights set on improving their The cycling team is always look top 20 finish last season. Accord ing for enthusiastic people to join, Marquette High School ing to President April Peterson, whether you are looking for com "The focus is more on personal pany on rides or are a seasoned 3rd Floor Gym growth and improvement as a vetern itching to add to your cy rider than anything else." cling accomplishments. As one 3306 West Michigan Avenue Saturday began with the cross member put it, "If you can ride it, you can race it" Milwaukee, WI 53208 country event Sophomore Andy • Clausen felt that this course was For more info, see story on Page 22 For Information Contact Steve Haessler [[email protected]] 332-1635 I» O S T EDITORIAL PAGE 24 THE UWM POST SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT IS HEADING FOR C0LLAP5E, THE NORTH KOREANS ARE FIRING MISSILES OVER JAPAN, Being biracial is not just IRANIAN TROOPS ARE MASSING ON THE AFGHAN BORDER, SCOTT RITTER IS ACCUSING YOUR SECRETARY OF STATE OF HAMPERING IRAQJ WEAPONS INSPECTIONS, AND THE STOCK MARKET HAS CAUGHT THE ASIAN FLU... black-and-white issue BUT WE WANNA GET I^^UM ANOTHER MOMCAGATE APOLo&y OUT OF you/ By Robert Louis Medina WlLlff -T-i* (U-WIPvE) NORMAN, Okla. — I've never been one to allow my sur roundings to dictate my moods or limit my possibilities. U*0 Of course, to an extent I've been forced to, but I believe heavily in making things happen — in being a strong enough person to not be anchored by the world around me, or my social or physical makeup. It is my belief that we should all commit ourselves to growing and becoming the people we need to become and not the people we are "f forced to become. So I like to think of myself as an individual, one who strives not to be -^d* different but authentic. I refuse to allow myself to be classified or seg regated, and I hate cultural stereotypes with a passion that would make Hitler tremble in his grave. I've heard my grandmother's stories about the problems she faced as a Mexican woman trying to find work in the 1940s, and I've seen firsthand the obstacles facing fellow minorities today. Capitalists to blame Of course, the job of the corpo rate media is to clean up the image I Dear Editor; LETTERS These are problems not created by entire cultures or generations, of these, people. "They provide jobs> If. The argument is often made by left but rather by individuals who allow their weak minds to be infiltrated they give to charities/ we are told ad ists that it is the capitalist system it- crack cocaine, courtesy of the CIA, by ignorant ideologies. nauseam. Meanwhile the whitewash s&Mv-, and not the ruling elite, that is in an obvious attempt to prevent the I was raised with little knowledge of the culture from whence my ing of corporate crime has a long his responsible for wars, unemployment, organization of poor minority com parents and grandparents came. tory. poverty,, homefessness, and all the munities? John D. Rockefeller hired,:Jvy Lee No surprise, because we are living in a time and place where cul other social ills. I agree partially, but The ruling elite treats American and his public relations firfflt to clean tural pride is almost a taboo subject; apartheid and political segrega I think that fn some cases it lets the soldiers, foreign populations, and up Rockefeller's image after the tion have given way to voluntary segregation and many people stay ruling class olfstpo easily. even parts of the domestic population Ludlow massacre of.strifring coal min away from any mention of race like the plague. German capitalists were not re- as disposable items. ers in Colorado. quiredto use slave labor during World Thus far I haven't bothered to men I wasn't taught how to speak or understand Spanish, despite the fact i think war criminals can be found War Two, but they did;afiiyway. It was tion Vietnam, all the covert actions that my father's side of the family is of mixed Spanish, Mexican and a lot closer :tb home than Bosnia. If not necessary for German and Swiss of the CIA and the proxy armies, such Native American descent. Republicans are truly interested in banks to steal Jewish property >fl oc as the Coritras, Renamo and UNITA, I grew up, for the most part, in the suburbs of Norman where I had family values and morality, they cupied Europe through a process call all of which were sponsored by the should start investigating some of their little contact with other children of Latino descent "Aryanization," but they did. fhey United States. The death toll runs into own campaign contributors! This, coupled with the fact that I have my mother's blue eyes and even stole the gold from the teeth of' :,the millions, with millions more dis- Gary Sudborough pale skin, guaranteed my alienation from the long-unexplored cul concentration camp victims! llbled and numerous countries lefyjl ru'ms;not for freedom and democracy, ture of my father's ancestors. The ruling elite of every capitalist but so those who already have so Then, one evening about two years ago, I had an epiphany of sorts country were intensely concerned by Humboldt Yards anger misdirected much could preserve an<|increase — a dream in which I was visited by hundreds of years of my father's the Bolshevik revolution in 1917 be Dear Editor: their wealth and power. ancestors, hosted by my late great-grandmother in her tiny downtown cause the spread of socialism was a I am angry, angry, angry that the Millions more people have died of San Antonio housing project tremendous threat to tfieir wealth and Humboldt Yards, currently a beauti starvation because of war and capK ful, funky chunk of land with a nice I'd never been one to believe in the power of dreams before then, power. Therefore, every capitalist country on earth sent an army into talism. I want a capitalist economist view bordering the Milwaukee River but this was a momentous occurrence which made me think deeply to explain: how it is beneficial tor a Russia in an attempt to defeat:the and filled with flowers, bushes, trees about my family's history on this earth and my responsibility to know revolution. Severaf years of devasta country with starving people to ex and footpaths, is to be bulldozed and and pay my respects to them. tion resulted, but the revolution suc port crops and beef to the United filled with concrete, steel and glass. I felt a sudden longing to embrace the part of my bloodline which ceeded nonetheless. States, as is done continuously. ''% I fear that this may prove one of I'd never even stopped to think of because of the fact that my eyes are During World War Two, General Jennifer Harbury relates the story the;city's ritost shortsighted and blue and my native tongue is English. Groves told the a$6mic scientists that of Rosario, who founded an organi wrong-headed moves in years. zation to protest those who disap I began listening to and playing music from Mexico, Spain and South the atom borr^iwas developed for use Why does the sd+called "River Re- peared in Guatemala. Rosario and her America. against the .Soviet Union—-riot Nazi vitalization* project hot include the Germany/ Hiroshima and Nagasaki baby were tortured and killed by the Humboldt Yards? HoW: can a city I read about the history of the homes of my great-grandmothers : were Je'ssons for the Soviet Union in Guatemalan army. Rosario had bite known for its park system riot see the and great-grandfathers. I interviewed my grandmother about her life the;destructiveness of nuclear weap marks and cigarette burns on her body value of this green space? as a young girl and her parents' lives in Mexico. ons. Japan was already willing to sur and her baby had its fingernails torn I live three, blocks away, the epi I've absorbed more knowledge about my culture and felt more pride render. Once again, the motivating out. This is the type of people the rul center of thousands of red "No Jewel/ for my heritage in the past two years than I had in my whole life prior. factor was fear of the spread of so ing elite of the United States puts in Osco" signs. Why is strong Commu Before that evening I thought culture meant visiting a museum or cialism from the Soviet Union. power in Third World countries, in nity opposition ignored? order to enhance the profits of for eating with chopsticks. What about the American soldiers Jewel/Osco's local track record is eign investors. If Jeffrey Dahmer had who were used as guinea pigs and poor, but why are people angry at a And now that I'm here at college, I hope to continue in my dedica lived in Guatemala, he would prob forced to walk across ground zero corporation for wanting to make tion to my Latino culture. ably by General Dahmer by now. The after nuclear tests? What about the money? Isn't that what corporations I know it will be hard, unable to speak Spanish and sporting my ruling class is willing to resort to the Marshall Islanders and the civilians do? most despicable atrocities imaginable mostly Caucasian appearance, but hopefully my people will recognize who lived downwind from the blasts Wouldn't anger be better directed in order to protect their wealth and my passion and be willing to embrace me. in Utah? at City Hall, which bears ultimate power, and that is a terrific argument Only time will tell and only through my actions can I achieve that What about the inmates and men responsibility for this area? for socialism. Leaving the fate of the goal. tally retarded children who were in Is somebody getting paid here? world to the tender mercies of people Knowledge of one's cultural background should be an enlighten jected with plutonium? What about like this is a prescription for disaster. SEE NEXT PAGE ing thing, not something which should cause dissonance or separat the soldiers exposed to Agent Orange LETTERS and depleted uranium weapons — ism. who were denied medical care and Accept peoples' cultural similarities as well as their differences. Ex The UWM Post accepts Letters and Perspectives for publication. told that it was all in their heads? Submissions become property of The UWM Post plore other cultures. Explore your culture. Know others and in turn What about the inner cities of the Email: uwmpostduwm.edu fax:229-4579 begin to gain an understanding of yourself. United States that were flooded with Mail: Union Box M, PO Box 413 Milwaukee WI 53201 PERSPECTIVE SEPTEMBER 15, 1998 THE UWM POST PAGE 25 LETTERS, FROM PAGE 24 McGwire called superstar, sissy The county grounds area in Waukesha is another unique piece of urban green space. Tragically, it is also being developed. McGwire is worthy McGwire Is Soft But it's not too late to save the by Jim Kogutkiewicz Gulf of Mexico on a homemade By Mark Ledesma true, everybody loved him. In the Humboldt Yards. No ground has yet raft The introduction of Japanese words of a current pop-culture been broken. Could Milwaukee offi cials please pull their heads out of players such as the New York Yan Recently, America had the plea movie, women wanted him and Here are some pitchers you their you-know-what's and do the sure of watching Mark McGwire wouldn't see listed in any box kees' Hideki Irabu and the New men wanted to be him. But Ruth right thing? score had they lived during Babe York Mets' Masato Yoshi is only of the St. Louis Cardinals tap his never had a cybernetic knee at Thacher Schmid Ruth's era: the beginning of what could be sixty-second home run of the sea tachment Ruth never even wore Pedro Martinez, Mariano come a constant stream of play son into the stands at Busch Sta a batting glove. Helmet? Ruth Fix the painting Rivera, Orlando "El Duque" ers emigrating from Japan to dium. Congratulations, Mark. I probably only wore a helmet Dear Editor: showcase their skills on the was thoroughly unimpressed. when he was out drinking after the Hernandez, Francisco Cordova, I have been attending UWM for Jose Lima, Rolando Arrojo, and world's largest stage. Sosa is only I used to play baseball in high game. years now and ever since I can re Tom Gordon one of school. Well, at least I played dur Ruth hit sixty home runs in an member, the multicolored, three-di Why? several ing practice. I'll tell you right now, era before AutoCAD-designed mensional painting hanging above the These men, all of whom are fin players two hundred dollar baseball bats steps leading to the third floor of the ishing typically excellent or break hailing that are laser-sliced in a high-tech Union has been slightly crooked. through seasons this month, from lathe. Ruth hit sixty home runs in I am becoming sick and tired of couldn't have pitched in Ruth's the Do- a time when most balls didn't go seeing the same painting hanging there in its slightly crooked fashion. major leagues because they would out of the infield. We're talking As a tuition-paying student - and an have failed to meet the era's only about the 1920's here, folks. Let individual who is interested in inte prerequisite for eligibility. me remind you that the average rior design -- I have to say that I'm None of these men are white. life expectancy in this time was appalled that such a blatant interior Until Jackie Robinson broke somewhere around the mid-fifties. decoration faux pas could remain in baseball's color barrier in 1947, Sure, McGwire hit more home public for so long. non-white players runs than Ruth, if you line the stats So, whomever is in charge — be it were barred from up game-per-game. But I'll tell janitorial services or whatever — playing at you what, McGwire wouldn' t even please, straighten the painting! Name withheld upon request baseball's highest be on the field if he were playing leyel. alongside Ruth. He'd be at home Protesting the death penalty Is there really drinking bottles of Doctor any doubt that Whytecliffe's Ailment And Mal Dear Editor: A news item that appeared in the Pedro Martinez aise Reducer while listening to a crude phonograph, complaining September 10 edition of The Dawn (18-5, 2.74 ERA, Croup of newspapers, published in about his knee. 227 strikeouts as of Pakistan, reported that "a court sen September 10) baseball is a soft game these days. Not only would Ruth kick tenced a Shia youth to death on a would dominate Before games, us high school McGwire's ass, he'd probably do charge of blaspheming the Holy the late 1920s as players did a considerable amount it after half a bottle of gin with a Prophet Muhammad (PBUH*)." thoroughly as he's of suiting-up. We strapped hard Hershey bar in his left hand. I According to the news item, dominated the shells to our crotches and then won't be impressed until someone Ghulam Akbar, 25, "is the first Mus late 1990s? Would Hugging Sosa, hitting #62, missing first base squeezed our legs into spandex- in this candy-ass era of baseball lim to be sentenced to death under Mariano Rivera's cotton-blend compression shorts, hits 100 home runs. It's the least the blasphemy law." 95-mph fastball lose any of its so we wouldn't pull our little that can be expected. Pakistani Roman Catholic Bishop many more, that will soon play Anthony Lobo has noted that 42 non- wicked movement or blinding muscles. Then we'd tape our stir here. It's true that the U.S. has gone Muslims have been sentenced to rups up solid to our calfs and put speed had he hurled it 70 years Actually, baseball is basking in through many changes since the death for either blaspheming the ago? another golden age. The game's on four or five sweat bands, so we twenties, and these changes are Prophet or the Koran. Now, a Mus If any home run record is fans are witnessing a period of wouldn't get little drops of sweat reflected in our fantastic national lim has been sentenced to death for tainted, it's Ruth's. He never faced extraordinary individual perfor on our little throwing hands. pastime. But if you consider each an offense which the late Robert G. Satchel Paige in 1927, the year mances. It is likely that four men Then we'd strap little pads to our factor, I believe you'll find that Ingersoll called "an epithet bestowed Ruth hit 60 homers, because Paige (McGwire, Sosa, Seattle's Ken glove hands so the sting of the ball Ruth not only faced greater adver by superstition upon common sense." (India Abroad; August 21, 1998). was black and therefore barred Griffey Jr., and San Diego's Greg wouldn't hurt too much. And be sity in his career, but also achieved Readers of these words are urged Vaughn) will finish this season fore batting, we'd shove helmets more and represents the spirit of from competing- He never had to send a letter of protest against this Josh Gibson - who hit 84 home with more than 50 home runs, on our heads so a little pitch baseball better than anyone play wouldn't break our cute little medieval relic of barbarism to the runs in the Negro Leagues during and two (McGwire, of course, and ing the game today. Embassy of Pakistan at 2315 Massa skulls. the summer of 1936 - matching Sosa, who has 59 as of this writ Milwaukee Brewer John Jaha chusetts Avenue, N.W., Washington, him titanic blow for titanic blow ing) will hit over 60. This sui ting-up is minimal com pulled his groin in 1995 bending D.C. 2008. The embassy's e-mail ad like the Chicago Cubs' Sammy In contrast, when Cecil Fielder pared to the preparations of ma over to pick up a baseball during dress is By Brian Becker Why Clinton is guilty of war crimes built this huge pharmaceutical There has been a lot of talk in military targets. It was clearly a "crime against ago the U.S.-dominated Sanctions factory inside the country to pro the capitalist-owned mass media These laws are applicable to the peace" and thus a war crime. Committee at the United Nations vide medicine for the people. in recent weeks about whether United States and its leaders be signed contracts with the very That factory has now been de liberately destroyed. This destruc President Bill Clinton should be cause the United States govern Civilians killed in surprise attack same Al-Shifa factory to send impeached or forced to resign. ment has signed treaties obliging medicines to Iraq under the Oil tion of a nonmilitary target by the it to respect them. They are em for Food program. standards of international law, is It is very important to notice Did civilians die? Yes. After they bodied in the United Nations If the U.S. allegations about the clearly prohibited as'a "crime that not one voice from inside the had put the children to bed for Charter and in other treaties and factory were not blatantly false, against humanity" and thus a war capitalist establishment however, the night, done the dishes and conventions such as the why did the U.S. refuse to support crime. called for his impeachment in prepared for the next work day, Nuremberg Charter. a UN resolution backed by Arab Looking at the facts one can see connection with issuing the deci at least 20 Sudanese civilians were and African countries to immedi that Sudan's president is right. sion to launch at least 75 power Any violation of these two sets killed in cold blood by this sur ately dispatch a UN inspection Clinton IS a war criminal of the ful cruise missiles into the capital of laws is a war crime. Violations prise attack. Was this predictable? team to the wrecked factory to first degree. From a legal and cities of Sudan and Afghanistan, carried out on purpose, recklessly Entirely. as well as into eastern Afghanistan or knowingly are called "grave look for evidence of chemical technical point of view, these Khartoum is a city of one mil andwesterr Pakistan. breaches." After being convicted weapons production? bombings constitute war crimes. lion people. Is it even remotely of committing grave breaches, "I don't see what the purpose That's a lot more serious than "Clinton is a war criminal of the possible that high tech missiles some of the leaders of Nazi Ger of a fact-finding study would be," an impeachable offense-for which first degree," Sudan's President could smash into such a big city many and imperial Japan were Peter Burleigh, the U.S. deputy an elected official can only be re Omar Hassan el-Bashir told the without civilians being killed? hanged when their side lost World representative to the UN, arro moved from office. But war crimi Associated Press in an interview This by legal definition is a "crime War II. gantly announced at the UN Se nals, like the top Nazis found on Aug. 25. That's a strong against humanity" and thus a war curity Council on Aug. 24. Using guilty by the Nuremberg trials, charge. Which brings us back to Presi crime. dent Bill Clinton. Is he a war its power, it took the United States can get the death penalty. It is also entirely accurate by all What about the target? It is ille criminal by standards of bour exactly 10 minutes to quash the It's one of those revealing iro definitions of bourgeois law, both gal to destroy nonmilitary targets. geois justice? resolution calling for an indepen nies of history that Clinton's op international law and U.S. domes The Al-Shifa pharmaceutical fac dent investigation. ponents inside the ruling class tic law. Was the bombing of the Sudan, tory produced more than 50 per Since the U.S. bombing de who want him impeached for the War crimes are divided into two for example, a "grave breach"? cent of all medicines used by the stroyed an African-built factory Monica Lewinsky affair are now broad categories. The first is Clinton ordered the premedi people of Sudan. Sudanese and that provides vital medicines to a rallying to his side, applauding his called crimes against peace and tated surprise bombing attack of foreign experts with intimate very poor country, you would terrorist actions against the the second is crimes against hu a densely populated city in the knowledge of the factory deny think the Clinton administration people of Africa and the Middle manity. Crimes against peace in Sudan, the largest country in Af that it produced anything but would welcome an independent East clude the planning, preparation rica. Sudan is not at war with the medicine. United States. Sudan did not in investigation to confirm its claims Even though Clinton's trans or initiation of a war of aggres Had the U.S. government pre vade or threaten to invade the ter that chemical weapons were being gressions are obvious, the U.S. sion. Crimes against humanity in viously protested to the Sudanese ritory of the United States. The secretly produced there. Didn't ruling class will not indict him for clude prohibitions against the kill government about this factory? U.S. bombing came without warn Clinton say in his speech that he breaking these laws. Why? As Karl ing of civilians, indiscriminate Not once. In fact a few months bombings and attacks against non- ing. had "convincing information?" Marx said 150 years ago, "The Yet no voice in the U.S. mass principle that society is based on media and no U.S. politician has law is a legal fiction. On the con dared to support the call for an trary, in reality law is based on so independent investigation. It is as ciety." if there were a silent mental trans In our case, "society" is domi ference among these officials: nated by an imperialist ruling "How dare these colonial slaves class. All its leading politicians and "In the *&i demand the right to see the evi media are owned by the oil mo j*>* dence!" nopolies and defense contractors. // It is this class in society that fully A crime against humanity supports Clinton's endeavors and Beginning... desires to use force and violence to demonstrate its global power. The whole world knows that the U.S. ruling class politicians are reading the book of lying. The Pentagon destroyed a :• '::'x:^x*-> Reprinted with permission from the nonmilitary target Because the Sept. 3, 1998 issue of Workers World U.S. imposes severe economic newspaper. Brian Becker is active with sanctions on Sudan, the country the International Action Center based GENESIS is unable to get the hard currency in New York and a member of Workers it needs to buy sufficient medicine World Party. through your own eyes and experience on the world market Thus, Sudan Thursday, September 17, 4-5:30 p.m. UWM Union Room E220 and every third Thursday of the month, all are welcome. Please bring a It claims good people, Bible (any translation), an open mind, a sense of humor -- coffee and tea UNTREATED will be provided. Call 962-9320 for more information. 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