Recipes for Taking Medicine

Recipes for taking Medicine

1. Senna Sauce – Crush up your Senokot pill and place it into a single serving of apple sauce.

2. Peary Berry Laxative Smoothie – Place the following in a blender: a container of fruit or vanilla flavored yogurt, a sliced pear and ½ cup fresh or frozen berries. Blend everything until smooth. Pour a serving into a glass and stir in the proper dose of your liquid, powdered, or crushed pill form of laxative. Make sure you drink it all.

3. Super Pooper Purple Smoothie – Place the following in a blender: ½ cup orange or pine- apple juice, ¼ cup prune juice and ½ cup frozen blueberries. Blend everything until smooth. Pour a serving into a glass and stir in the proper dose of your liquid, powdered, or crushed pill form of laxative. Make sure you drink it all.

4. Peachy Baby Lax – Stir the proper dose of your liquid, powdered or crushed pill form of laxative into a jar of peach baby food. You can also try this with other flavors of baby food that you like. Be sure to eat it all.

5. Senokot cookie dough – Place your dose of Senokot in two tablespoons of cookie dough, mix it up, and make sure you eat all of it.

6. Magnesium Milkshakes – Add the proper dose of Milk of Magnesia (the mint flavor works well) into a blender with ice cream (chocolate works well), chocolate syrup, and milk. Blend it and make sure you drink it all.

7. Brown Bomber (aka the ex-lax Split) – Serve a brownie topped with ice-cream, with chocolate syrup over it and the proper dose of ex-lax cut up and put on top. Be sure to eat all the ex-lax.

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