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BY TONI DUNCAN Hillel, JMU's Jewish student organization, senior writer traveled to the United States Holocaust Manorial Museum in Washington, DC April The Student Government 1 lo visit the permanent exhibit about what Association announced the cre- the Nazi Party had done to the Jewish people. ation of two new executive "I wanted to take the trip to the museum so positions and passed three of as to remind me of how important it is for me (our hills Tuesday. to celebrate my faith," freshman Erica Bennetch Student Body President said. "Even though it is my second time going Levar [to the museum), il was just as hard as the first Stoney time. I saw things that I hadn't seen bei said the According to sophomore Mark Scialdone, I \.\utive Hillel membership chair, many of th.- stu- Council dents who went to the museum had already voted last been, but had new experiences in their most Thursday to add a director of recent visit Now that the students were government relations and a older, they could better appreciate the muse- director of cultural affairs to um and understand exactly what happened its current seven-member to the people Adolf Hitler persecuted. executive staff. Junior Tom Culligan, SGA chief of staff and student body —66 president-elect, said the direc- tor of government retail Even though it is my second time will work with Virginia 21, JMU's lobbying organization in going [to the museum], it was just Richmond to bring recognition as hard as the first time. I saw and funding to JMU. The direc- tor also will work with voter things that I hadn 1 seen before. registration, the Legislative Action Committee and attend — Erica Bennetch Harrisonburg City Council freshman meetings to increase represen- tation of the JMU student body. 55 The director of cultural affairs will work with diversity, "The trip to Washington, DC, to see the social and cultural affairs to Holocaust Memorial Museum is part of the help the administration and Holocaust Remembrance Week events spon- students with issues that affect sored by Hillel," said senior Evan Schwartz, the campus, according to the member at-large. "I decided to plan this trip SGA Web site sga.jmufdu. The because 1 think that everyone on earth director also will be a bason should go to this museum, and I wanted to between the student body, provide an easy, affordable way for JMU stu- administration and the SGA. dents to do so." Applicants to the two new The trip was $5 and covered the cost of a positions must be in good aca- charter bus. Admission to the museum is free. demic standing and may not be This is the first year Hillel has held a current senators in SGA. Holocaust Memorial Museum trip. "I also Applications are due April tried to run the event last year, but 1 had to 12 by 5 p.m. to Culligan in the cancel due to lack of attendance," Schwartz SGA office in Taylor Hall, room said. "This year's publicity efforts were obvi- 203. For more information on ously more successful. At one point, we had the positions and its require- over 50 people signed up for this year's trip ments, visit the SGA's Web site. but many had to cancel and we ended up The Senate unanimously with 35 people. I hope that we can run the passed Finance Bill 20 — the event next year and bring even more people." Matthew Lee Montgomery The students who went to the museum said Danville Memorial UREC employees they left with strong emotional feelings about Scholarship. The bill requested what they had seen. "The most memorable, $1,500 from the SGA reserve traumatic and shocking exhibit was looking at account to guarantee the con- the models of the gas chambers and how they tinuation of the scholarship. lured the detainees into the chambers," The Senate also passed Bennetch said. "(Prisoners] were drawn into the Finance Bill 21, which gives battle in Olympics chambers because the Nazis put up fake show- $49258 to the Christian er heads and posters encouraging cleanliness." Student Union. Schwartz said, "There is one permanent exhi- Rum by AMY Teams climb, race, swim for charity Senior Amanda Hayes, PATERSON/ bition in the Holocaust (Memorial] Museum and president of the Christian pttmotdbor BY GEARY COX feud and volleyball por- one children's exhibit. All of the people that Student Union, said the money tions of the games. went on the trip went through the permanent is necessary for her organiza- Above, the news editor climbing A penny war also was exhibition, which consists of three floors describ- tion because it needs an wall WM More than 150 student held, in which participants ing each section of the Holocaust, including the "upgrade in sound equip- part of employees from the were given a week to collect Nazi |Party's] rise to power, concentration camp ment," she said. TTie money Saturday's University Recreation Center the meet pennies from dona- atrocities and the aftermath |of the war]." will be used to fix a speaker, relay to and gathered together on tions accepted around cam- Hillel also puts on other activities buy a new microphone and a the UREC Saturday to close the first pus. Junior Erin Dolan, throughout the year. "Our activities range wireless lapel microphone. Olympica. annual UREC Olympics. UREC graduate assistant for from small events such as bowling and Tasty The Senate also passed Right, The games began last marketing and sponsorships, rtawdayi — where every Tuesday we go to a Finance Bill 23, which gaves senior Jake Monday with a speech from said over $250 was raised by different local restaurant — to larger events $2,000 to the American Choral Kelske Eric Nickel, Director of the penny war and that all such as Holocaust Remembrance Week, Director Association. competes University Recreation. The proceedes from the collection which will begin April 19," Scialdone said. However, Finance Bill 22 for In a balloon fight teams of UREC went to Relay for Life. Hillel students closed their trip to the Contemporary Gospel race. employees then completed Washington. DC., with a walk an>und the Mall, Singers did not pass. The group kickball, volleyball, family set UREC. page 5 during which students reflected on their s i-.it to requested $723.71, but ques- the museum, sophomore Daniel Teweles said. tions remained as to where the money would be going so the bill was voted down. Junior Matt Gray, SGA finance committee head, said he received an e-mail Filmmaker Spike Lee gives advice to students from the Contemporary Gospel Singers telling him BY DAVID ALLEN AND urging the audience to vote in around trivial matters. A k»t of they knew the numbers for GEARY COX November. He expressed concern Lee's films have worked to tackle about America being "hood- real issues and I definitely appre- the funds they requested I onirihuiing writer and winked, bamboozled" by the ciate that about him." from SGA were incorrect, news editor and that they wanted to add George W. Bush administration Lee discussed his film career, and subtract certain items Acclaimed filmmaker Spikr I M into supporting the war in Iraq which began in the summer of 1977. from their list of requests. told an audience gathered in Wilson Lee said the American politi- Lee said that his childhood Since the revising of a bill Hall Auditorium Monday, "Utilize cal atmosphere currently is dream involved playing sec- through e-mail does not follow your four years here to determine shrouded wilh passing the ond base for the New York with the SGA's standard what it is that you love not where blame. He added that since Sept. Mets but "genetics didn't have process, the finance committee you'll make the most money." 11, 2001, Bush has used the that in mind for me." removed the Contemporary About 400 people attended boogeyman to scare Americana That same summer, while Lee Gospel Singers' items from the Lee's speech, according to fresh- and achieve an ulterior agenda. was on break from Morehouse College in Alabama, a serial killer bill — including funds for a man Jeremy Paredes. University Many forms of the media are moved about New York City o**Hy—because the organiza- Program Board director of media being used as "narcotics to numb tion's figures were inaccurate. and public relations your brain," Lee said. "Young Spike used a Super 8mm camera Creator of such social commen- people have to rum it around." to record random shots of pan- The finance committee NATHAN rHIANTEtXAr>«os> tdHtr tary films as "Do the Right Thing" Freshman Ashley Lakner said, "So much of our society revolves ueLEE,ptge4 Filmmaker Spike Lee spoke at JMU Monday night. see SGA, page 5 and "25th Hour," Lee began by 2 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 8. 2004

TABLE OF ■»• :ii2:iK*i DUKE DAYS Events Calendar THURSDAY, APRIL 8 - SUNDAY. APRII 11, 2004 POLICE LOG BY LALREN MCKAY NEWS Thursday, April 8 "International Culture Show 21)04: Bringing Cultures police log reporter Together" sponsored by Felix Wang and the International Habitat tor Humanity 3 Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority inc. will be on thi> wwnffw Student Association will be in the Wilson Hall Auditorium at collecting donattona tor * jmping tor Kids (or thr Big A JMU employee reported lhal an 8 p ni featuring Chinese yo-yo and Tafutian and African OPINION Brothcn Big Stolen o. I Unisonburg and Rnckin^h.)in unknown person(s) drove away a .i.uwmg. House editorial 7 County. truck owned by JMU and stole an unknown amount ot money from Darts & pats 7 Saturday, April 10 Hillside Hall April 2 between 1:40 House cartoon 7 Friday, April 9 and 1:55 p.m Women of Color and Brothers ol a New Direction are hotting Through murky waters 7 The department ot Mviology an.l .lnthropology is sponsoring their first annual men's and women's conference, "Learning, In other matters, campus police From the wire 8 .i rat aptkm honoring t.iculty who h«ive published books report the following: Empowering and Discovering Everyone'a Role in Society," Campus spotlight B recently, including Clarence Geier, Nikitah Imani, I .HIM from April 9 to April ll. Sign ups for registration packets are Concealed Weapon Letter to the editor 8 Lewis and Andrea Wiley in Sheldon Hall, room 114, from located in 'Me CMISS office in Warren Hall, room 245. For Non student Nelso W. Reed, 22, 2:30 to 4 p.m. For more information contact the depart nu-n I ol Richmond was arrested and more information contact Tiffany Jackson at jachotd. LEISURE ottkv.it x8-6171. charged with carrying a concealed weapon in R1 Lot April 3 at 1:26 Crossword to Women ol C olor .ind Brothers of a New Direction are hosting Sunday, April 11 a.m. Horoscopes 10 their first annual men's and women's conference, "Learning, Women of Color and Brothers of a New Direction are hosting Possession of Marijuana Empowering and Discovering Everyone's Role in Society," their first annual men's and women's conference, "Learning, Zachary K Wood. 18, ol Hillsville SPORTS was arrested and charged with from April 4 t(> April 11. Sign-ups for registration packets are Empowering and Discovering Everyone's Role in Society," The Hot Corner: Isaiah Thomas possession ot manjuana in located In the t MISS office in Warren Hall, room 245. For from April 9 to April 11 to sign up. Sign ups for registration running Knicks into comer 11 Chandler Hall April 4 at 8:22 p.m. p.u-kets .ire located in the CMISS office in Warren Hall, room Baseball Diamond Dukes beaten at more information contact Tiffany Jackson atjacksotd. own game 11 245. For more information contact Tiffany Jackson at jacksotd. Harassment A JMU student reported that an Softball Liz and Katie George unknown person sent him or her (eature 11 harassing messages over a com- puter in McGraw Long Hail April 4 at 8 p.m. FOCUS Submitting events to the Contact ljuten at mckaylm two days prior to the MMJ* date you would like your Don) leave JMU without. 13 Property Damage i*e try to limit Pi KI [>\vs Events Catondar rds. A non-student reported that an STYLE unknown person(s) damaged the PROMotion 14 rear car door of a car in R3 Lot Yogis UREC program 14 between April 2 al 8 p.m and Ccokrig101 14 April 4 at 11:30 a.m. All things literary 15 A non-student reported that an FUN FACT of the Day unknown person(s) scratched the driver's side door and cut the soft- The GREAT top of a car in C4 Lot Apnl 4 The Breeze will be between midnight and 9 a.m. A JMU student reported that an pyramids of Egypt unknown person(s) made scratch- es on a car in R3 Lot between back April 15. now stand a full April 3 at 6:30 p.m. and April 4 at WEATHER 7 p.m. Petty Larceny Today THREE miles south A JMU student reported fhe larce- mm Showers ny of a bike from an ISAT bike rack between April 2 at 12:15 p.m. High 60 Low 44 HAPPY 7H of the spot where they and April 5 at 7:45 a.m. Number of drunk in public Friday Sunday were OPQittlly built charges since Aug. 25: 71 Sunny Showers Number of parking tickets issued 61/35 51/44 belween Aug 25 and April 5: Saturday Monday 25,560 Party Cloudy Rain 52/40 59/48 CONTACT INFORMATION MISSION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS Ada Manager Ads Design a.. I MM The Breeze, the Matt Lastner ■ How to place a classified Come to community, student-run newspaper Manager MARKET WATCH The Breeze office weekdays between editor of James Madison JMsM MaaMaa A» of dose on VVeonasdayAort 7. 2004 Assistant Ads University, serves stu- 8 am and 5 p.m MaMng address on pnont fl Manager Ad Designers: Style xM151 dent and faculty read- ■ Cost $3.00 for the first 10 words, $2 01 AneionySeeger Hat ',.-,.. aMM ership by reporting Im M Matt Brandt MSC6805

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Rlcln Investigation In help to anti-terror agents D.C. still wide open BY PAMLLA CONSTABLE and its aftermath have A council of regional brought into sharp relief the tribesmen negotiated the WASHINGTON, D.C, The Washington Post {The Washington ?0$t) — perils of intervening in release of 12 hostages in Federal investigators have The village market near Pakistan's rebellious tribal exchange for the military pull- examined over 20,000 ptBOB. I i Bannu in northwestern area and opened a volatile out. Meanwhik*, authonties mail hoping to find the source Pakistan looked sleepy, but dispute over whether the sys- hacked off from initial claims of the ridn discovenxl Feb. 2 on t u r b a n e d tribesmen tem of semi-autonomous, fed- to luve wounded or captured Capitol Hill but have nothing lounged in the shadows of erally administered tribal several important foreign ter- to lead them to a suspect its tea anon, each with an agencies - a rugged, 10,000- rorist*, possibly including top Authorities are uncertain assault rifle slung over his square-mile area described by aides to al-Qaeda leader how traces of ricin wound up shoulder or cradled famil- one Pakistani newspaper as a Osama bin Laden. in a letter-opening machine in iarly in his lap. "museum Hush with Stinger "The militants suffered an office of Senate Majority Just past tlie market, a missiles" and smugglers — casualties, but in the end they Uader Bill Frist, R-Tenn. drooping chain with a lone should even continue to exist. dictated the conditions and The absence of a tainted sentry marked the boundary Pakistani officials said the won the day," said Arraatab letter has made it difficult to between Pakistan proper ami military raids in Hie South Kluttak, a human rights pin down whether the ricin the semi-autonomous tribal Waziristan tribal area, which activist in Peshawar, a major had been there for hours, area bordering Aiglunistan, Involved several Hiousand city in Pakistan. "The situa- weeks or even months before where an anti-temwist offen- troops and helicopter attacks tion is very dangerous now a Frist intern discovered it, sive by the army in March left on village compounds, dis- because if they can stop the officials said. more Hun 100 people dead mantled a nest of foreign army in one place, they can The amount was so small and the region in turmoil. Islamic terrorists and their launch attacks elsewhere." that laboratories have been "The gowmment says al- local supporters. Officials said In the wake of retreating unable to analyze its compo- Qaeda is over there, but Hut is 163 peopai were arrested, at troops, tribal militants have sition and potency, slowing only because of American k\ist 70 of them foreigners. reportedly returned to several efforts to determine whether pressure,'' said Zakim Khan, But the army withdrew villages demolished by the the case can lv linked to an an elder of the Kabarkhel from the area last week, armed forces and delivered investigation into two Utters CHs\ surrounded by armed alter eight captured sol leaflets warning people not to men as he spoke. diers and two local officials collaborate with any of Hie Junior Evan Bollck enjoys a game of Virtual Reality Pac Man. containing ricin that surfaced The game was sponsored by the University Program Board. elsewhere in the fall. The Pakistani oftcnsiu weie (build executed. government agents. 4 I THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 8. 2004 ""» LEE: Filmmaker discusses race, career PEEPS: Creating art />.>.. twin page 1 fated and did not require effort and 'axm- mon "dignity <»nd humanity i'i / PS fnmpagt' argue that the Peep is to Easter -icked cih/OTis and then romikii I Mm VOUM and dumb." lee used the 2004 film, IntoMftffltog rotca vanet\ <>t ways: fresh, stale, what Santa Claus is to them into a film I«' said of his apathetic search "< old Mountain," directed by Lee also crihei/t-d popular warm, microw.md tro/en. C hristmas: the triumph of He then decided to declan' lor employment. He waited for Anthony MnghaBi Man exam- "ghetto culture,'' and MM that tr U BSteed, roasted ,nnl materialism over nxuning. his major and bacOBW a film- a kMhirv Jilm to drop into his ple, staling that it was insane to poor pn'ssua- UxU\ h.u) man\ ■OPwUmee even .1-- -> pizu Others s»x' sorrH'thing more maker. Lee edited the film agajn lap, but realized it would not have a film on the Civil War blacks incorrectly assume th.n topping, I >*-l uca Mid. Many beneficent and rxusta and roreleased "Summer of come without effort without one slave being shown. they can only be real to their tans >u'rvt»str.KiA\i " white (also known ,is albino). writing a book about the (GRE) scores required by the Lee said that hi- uork During a question-.ind- With just 32 cak»rkN each baby boom generation, University of Southern helped to catalyze a second — Spike Let thinks Peeps mania speaks filmmaker answer pericxl that followed his and no fat. Peeps come con- California and the University of Harlem Renaissance by put- remarks, Lee said that intern- joined in fives — an acute to the diversity of the Califomia-Los Angeles. ting "African American rich- ships were available for his lat- sugar-rush headache in a box. American culture. Lee won the Student es on the screen 95 est project that will begin shoot- The debate over Peeps .is an I lu great thing about Academy Award in IM80 lor hi- For much of cinematic histo- ing in August 2004. To apply, fax kXXI boils down to whelluT 1 I'eeps is ,it the t-nd of the feature film, "Joe's Bed Stuv ry, Lee said that blacks had been Lee said that the stereotypi- a cover letter and resume in 40 miasma of marshmalknv has day, when you're done play- Barbershop: We Cut Heads "relegated to the ghettos" in cal character of Mammy from Acres and a Mule Pnxluctions dnnvned out the spiritu.il nxs- ing with them, you can eal Lee said his success seemed roles stereotyped for "bafti»«i- "Gone with the Wind" had ■t 718-624-200. sage of the Resumvtion. Some them," Petronio Mid

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After more debate, the Senate evening with in obetack win] because we are market- favorite part was ... meet- the committee learned even Some senators said they felt finally vetoed the bill. COUTte race that included ing, computing and opera- ing the different people that number may still not there was a communication The Senate passed Resolution rock climbing, a balloon race tion super\ isors and not around UREC." have been correct. breakdown which resulted in the 20, which said the SGA supports and ■ swimming relay. directly involved with fitness Dolan said that graduate "|The Contemporary Gospel Contemporary Gospel Singers making JMU part of the Energy Following the obetacu or recreation 1 don't think assistants Mark Salazar and Singers) didn't know what things incorrectly filling out their rorms st.ir pn>gram, part of an GOUItf, an .iw.mk a'a'iiKinv anyone expected us to win.' Helen Schubert and would cost," Gray said. "The to receive money. Environmental Pnttectum Agency w.i- lield to announce the "Many of our employees Equipment Center employee numbers weren't at all accurate." " This is SGA's fault as much initative. JMU would receive free winner of the games. made T-shirts for this event, senior Mark Tunstall organ- Senior Katherine Ferguson, as the Contemporary Gospel packets of information with steps The Marketing/Operation painted their faces and prac- ized the games. College of Business senator, said Singers,'" said junior Ricardo that students and administrators Supervisors/Computing ticed | for events) in order to 'Through months of plan- the liaison between the finance I'ineres. SGA committee chair- could take to make the school team won the garni-, with win," Dolan said. "We hope ning and organizing, the (.onmultee and the organizations person for academic affairs Wi miwv energy efficient. 3,021 points, Dolan Mid to makt this an annual event committee has brought requesting money. "Categories of messed up in this process at The Senate also passed PUdng second were the for our employees." together a week full of activi- miscellaneous and other' |on a some point. There was miscom- Resolution 21 to recogni/e the members of the Equipment Senior jay Kelskc, of 'he ties for our 250 plus student club's request for money) is unac- munication [on the part of Kith March Student of the Month. Center /Sports Club team MOSC team, said, "I came and professional employees," ceptable when we are giving out parties involved)." This was awarded to |unior with 2,401 points. out for ... volleyball and the Dolan said. student money. However, junior Lauren Wendy deGorler who has a 3.9 Teams received points obstacle course. In the Schubert said that the "We cannot give out student Bmusssard, diversity committee grade-point average and is a for participation as well as [counel I did the balloon run games were organized "to money for [a group's inaccurate head., said the blame should not University Recreation market- lor winning competitions. in the relay race — [it was] promote a team environment estimate]," she added. be put on the finance committee ing assistant, psychology according Helen Schubert, not the manliest of events, but throughout UREC and within The Senate was faced with the "There is a contingency liaison teaching assistant and a mem- graduate assistant at fun to say the least." departments. decision on whether to send the then.' for* a reason," she said. ber of Boarderline, JMU's UREC. Each team OOMisM On his performance in "Sometimes people work hill back to the finance commit- "Nothing against (the snowboarding club. of 15 to 20 members who the balloon run, Kelske in the same department but competed under the super- said, "Unfortunately, I had don't get to know each other" vision of UREC officials, no prior balloon-popping because job shifts don't over- Schubert added. experience. My technique lap, she added. The Breeze will be back April 15!

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AlexSirney variOUl agencies in their The independent com- internal investigations through mission currently investigat- its work to determine what ing the security and intelli- occurred in each prior to the gence failures in the U.S. terrorist attacks. The commis- government associated with sion's mission should be a the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist purely fact-finding one. how- Bttacka on the World Trade ever, and not one that seeks to (.enter .ind Pentagon was do the job of the agencies' created by the U.S. Congress internal investigations. in November 2002. The leg- If the errors lie within the islation creating the commi- highest levels of any of the sion came after a seperate agencies, then the responsi- presidential commission bility falls to Bush to appro- failed to gather the informa- priately handle the situation, tion it required to complete whether through removal of its investigation earlier that the offending parties or some year. The current commis- other method. The Bush sion is composed of 10 con- administration should investi- gressmen — five from each gate the directors and upper party — and is scheduled to levels of the agencies involved have finished its investiga- independently to ensure that tion by May, six months any errors committed were belore the presidential elec- not committed at those lev- tion in November. els and if they were, that The commission is they will not occur again. charged with determining what went on in the U.S. gov- ernment in regards to securi- ty prior to Sept. 11. To date, it has examined countless doc- New bill 'Robin Hood' of college financial aid uments, as well as staff from ... the responsibility both the current George W. Bush administration and the falls to [George W.] New legislation from applicant to run its low-interest granted on "an individual, almost Bill Clinton administration Bush to appropriatly Republicans in the U.S. House of Perkins loan program. negotiable basis," according to the before it. Now, Condoleeza Rice, Bush's national security Representatives could lead to a The article also stated Times Times article. It continues to state handle the situation... ,nh isrr. as well as the presi- substantial decrease in federal researchers found a national trend in that, since the '70s, educational dent and vice president them- funding for the financial aid pro- which "the federal government typi- experts — not formulas — often selves, are scheduled to testify grams at the country's most cally gives the wealthiest private determined aid distribution. in fnmt of the commission. wealthy Ivy League schools. universities, which often serve the In 1980, Congress passed a for- The commission treads a fine line, however, between In a Robin Hood-esque system smallest percentage of low-income The commission must not mula to rectify the imbalance. In its duty to determine where use its power and influence that allows the rich to get richer students, significantly more finan- practice, however, the formula the U.S. government commit- on the government and the and the poor to get poorer, the time cial aid money than their struggling only applied to new money enter- ted errors and the temptation media to place blame on any- has come for legislation that could counterparts with much greater ing the program, never correcting to use this knowledge to one, or to absolve anyone of assign blame for the tragedy more evenly distribute federal shares of poor students." the old inequality. blame. Unless the commis- to one or more individuals in money among the less opulent uni- sion finds an egregious error, And while it may initially seem The only fair alternative is to the Kiranuimt it should restrain itself from versities in the nation. appropriate that higher-cost insti- recreate the financial aid system into There can be no doubt that pointing a condemning finger Republicans argue that much of tutions should receive more one that considers the needs of all somewhere within the U.S. at any one person, or even the $1 billion or so dispensed by the money, some private schools cost college students, not just the inflated government there was an any OM organization. intelligence failure prior to national government for financial just as much to attend as Ivy prestige of the Ivy League. This commission runs the SeptcmbW 2001 Errors ofthis risk that, if it is quick to pin aid is not distributed fairly. Ivy League schools. A new formula could redistribute sort are not unprecedented, the blame for the Sept. II ter- League schools received five to 12 Additionally, many schools federal money based on the need of an but unfortunately, this time, rorist .i Hacks on any one per- times the nationwide median of with substantial endowments institution and its students, better sup- the error resulted in a lack of son or in any one place, it will anticipation of the terrorist financial aid per applicant in 2000- and fewer lower-income students porting lower-income students at lose credibility in this election attacks against New York and year — it would be seen as a '01, according to a Nov. 3, 2003 arti- are capable of providing more schools holding smaller endowments. Washington. DC. These errors partisan attempt to support cle in The New York Times. aid, while many state schools do Throwing hundreds of dollars .ire ,in internal problem *o*i- or undermine Hush's reelec- The article cites Stanford not have the same capabilities. per student in financial aid to such a oemin^ the agencies invoiced, tion camp.iu'.n Ihevommis- University as an example, which The current system ignores this small percent of Ivy League students with the responsibility of sion should prepare to pres- dealing with those at fault receives $211.80 for every student disparity, cheating the majority of benefits far fewer people than if the ent all inform,ttion it discov- squarely on the shoulders of ers to Congress. In turn, con- who applied for financial aid, the nation's schools and students federal money was distributed fairly the chiefs of the Central gress should not hesitate to whereas the median for all the out of greatly needed money. — that is to say, based on necessity. Intelligence Agency, the place the blame on an indi- nation's colleges — public and Currently, federal financial aid is The point of financial aid is to National Security Agency, vidual or agency if it is private — was $14.38 per student. given as a base amount to supple- offer assistance to those who the Federal Bureau of warranted by gross negli- Investigation and others. gence or inaction, but there The University of Wisconsin- ment the institution's program. most need it — and most of the The investie,.iti\e commis- Madison received 21 cents per Historically, federal money was Ivy League doesn't. sion can and should aid the see COMMISSION, page 5

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BY J \sn s IRWIN sports editor The Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets' run in the NCAA men's basketball Meet coach tournament came to an end Monday night in San Antonio, Texas, with a Dean Keener 82-73 loss to the University of Connecticut Husk;. Dean Keener comes to Though the Yellow Jackets didn't IML' to take his fust head get a chance to cut down the nets m I coaching position after 16 victory, the season was still a dream Georgia Tech years as an assistant. them and former assistant coach 73 Most recently, he was coach Dean KMma Connecticut 82 I'.ml Hewitt's right-hand man Keener officially was introduced San Anlunio. irua, April 5 jt Georgia Tech for four yean. as JMU's new men's basketball Before moving to Atlanta, coach in a press conference yester- think he's been a head coach in the HARRY F. WAl.KER/Jrnij/0 RuUrr Tnbm Ga., Keener was an assistant day at the Convocation Center. waiting for some time." under former JMU coach "It's been an unbelievable season The Yellow Jackets' run to the Abov*. Georgia Tech coach Paul Hewitt, center, motions to players as assts- Sherman Dillard. (for Georgia Tech],'' Keener said. national title game put the cap on a tant coach Dean Keener, right, and director of operations Peter Zaharis. left, JMU finished 20-9 that year season during which they exceeded look on during Saturday'* 67-65 win over Oklahoma State University In the Final Four. Keener was named JMU's new head coach last Thursday. Below, but fell short of a Colonial many sports analysts' expectations. Athletic Association title, los- —66 the University of Connecticut's Emeka Okafor (50) fights for a rebound wttti Georgia Tech wasn't even a blip Georgia Techs Luke Schenscher (12) during the NCAA championship game. ing in the second round of the on the NCAA radar screen when the CAA Tournament. This season culminated in season began. The Yellow Jackets national championship. The Yellow After Keener's hiring March reaching San Antonio... this were coming off three-straight Jackets were in the same bracket as 31, JMU became the second mediocre seasons as a middle-of-the- higher-ranked teams such as school for which he's a retread. is as good as it gets for me. road Atlantic Coast Conference Gonzaga University and the Previously, he served two team. They were not a bad squad, University of Kentucky. Even if tours at Virginia Tech, the ln-l — Dean Keener but they were not known as a pow- Georgia Tech survived several tough from 1992 to 1995 with head ne« JMI men 's basketball coach erhouse ACC team by any means of battlos, they still would have to play coach Bill Foster. Keener the imagination. either St. Joseph's University or helped me Hokies win a NTT 99 — All opinions changed Nov. 26, Oklahoma State University before lille in his liiul year 2003 in a National Invitational reaching the championship game. His second go round in It's been a pretty busy week for Tournament semifinal game at Then March Madness officially BLicksburg was for one year Keener, as he was announced as the Madison Square Garden in arrived, and, one by one, the (1998-W) under Foster's suc- new coach last Thursday night by Manhattan favorites fell. Kentucky and cessor. Bobby Husscy, just Athletic Director Jeff Bourne. It will Georgia Tech emerged after Gonzaga both lost in the second before tin mow up Interstate- be Keener's second stint at JMU, defeating then-No 1 UConn on a round, leaving the door open for 81 to Harrisonburg. lasi serving as an assistant coach grand stage, in front of a national Georgia Tech to step through to the Other stops lor Keener under Sherman Dillard for the audience on ESPN. Final Four. include Southern Methodist 1999-00 season. Suddenly, everyone began to There, the Yellow Jackets won a Uniwrsity m lWh-'S? for two Four days after the announce- pay attention to the underdogs heart-stopping game against years, the University of ment was made. Keener coached his tiom Georgia Tech. Oklahoma State on a last-second Southern Califomi.i in 1991-'V2 final game at Georgia Tech, a pro- The Yellow Jackets won their first driving lay-up by guard Will and Drake University for two gram he was very instrumental in 12 games of the season and wound Bynum. At that point, the team was seasons in 1989-'W. improving over the last four years. up tied for third place in the ACC's ready to give Keener Ihe greatest Keener is an alumnus of "Coach Keener is a really good regular season standings. going-away present he could ever Davidson College, from X's and O's coach," said former The team's final regular season receive — a national championship. which he graduated in 1988. JMU player Ian Caskill ('03), who record was 23-9 and they earned a But, UConn got in Georgia Tech's PATWCK SC'HNp II» R < hu*«r Otarrvrr At Davidson, he played bas- was a freshman when Keener was No. 3 seed in the NCAA tourna- way. Specifically, Huskies center ketball for the 2003-'04 season, and ketball under coach Hussey an assistant at JMU. "He helped me ment. Coach Paul Hewitt was a Emeka Okafor got in the way as he no one can ever take that away and was a co-captain on the a lot my freshman year, and I know leading candidate for National scored 24 points, gathered 15 from them. Wildcats' 1986-'87 NCAA for a fact that he has played a huge Coach of the Year and Keener s rebounds and swatted a pair of shots Just ask Keener. Toumamenl team role in the success of the Georgia name was thrown around as a pos- in a dominating national champi- "This season culminated in reach- Keener is a native Of Tech program." sible leading candidate for several onship-game effort ing San Antonio," Keener said. "I've Tallmadge, Ohio, and has a Ben D'Allessandru, a former JMU coaching jobs across the country. Still, Georgia Tech should not be seen Hie highs and I've seen the lows bachekir's degree in economics assistant coach and current I lemson Still, not many people thought ashamed of their effort. They are in this profession, but, in 16 years, from Davidson. University assistant coach, added, "I Georgia Tech had a chance to win the the second-best team in college bas- this is as good as it gets for me." JMU players ready for fresh start under Keener

BY MATTHEW STOSS rich program that had a histo- rnergy is something that night, Keener's 16-year assistant sports editor ry of winning — which Dillard JMU could use these days. apprenticeship was over. himself had been a part of. Even though attendance at "Having never called a JMU is coming off the Dillard played at JMU from the Convocation Center still i- timeout — you think you'n' worst stretch of basketball in 1974-78 when' he became the respe. table in the CAA, it prepared and you think you're its lumps history. tii-t player to score 2,000 pales when compared to the ready," Keener said. After finishing the season 7-21 points and played under days of the "Electric Zoo." "I'm sure that there are overall and going an ahism.il 3-15 coach, I.ou Campanelli. The "Zoo" was the cheering going to be some things that in the Colonial Athletic Under Campanelli's reign, section, much in the fashion of come up, but, hopefully I've Association, the Dukes limped to the Dukes were perennial the Duke University's Cameron seen them and I'll have Ruhmond for the CAA dinners and, in one stint Crazies — only it applied to some people to lean on," he Conference Tournament, where between 1981 and 1983, everyone in the Convocation added. "Our staff will come JMU km in the play in game for made three straight NCAA Center, and Godwin Hall before into play with that." the second straight year. Tournament appearances. it, however, it has faded along When asked about his Since the Sherman Dillard The team's next dance date with the team. staff. Keener said, coaching era began in 1997, wouldn't come until 1994 with And perhaps more than "Everyone can be assured JMU's record is 93-106. coach "Lefty" Driesell. energy, the hiring of Keener that we will have a quality During this time, the Dukes When Driesell left after the brings with it an element of statt that will be energetic " logged three winning seasons 1996-'97 season, the Dukes wan credibility. Excitement and energy seem in seven years. mming on off a 16-13 year in "It's going to help our to be the prevailing emotions Their best rame in the which they made it to tile CAA team a lot," freshman cen- around Harrisonburg, after l-JW-'IX) when the team fin- Championship game but fell ter Eddie Greene-Long said. the announcement of ished 20-9 on its way to a sec- short, losing to Old Dominion 'He's coming from being Keener's hiring Thursday — ond round elimination in the University in overtime. under what I consider to be especially from returning CAA tournament to the Keener comes to JMU one of the best coaches in players who, in addition to University of Richmond after 16 years of being an the country in (Georgia Tech their anticipation, expect a "Sometimes you need a assistant, mostly at mid- head coach) Paul Hewitt. continuation of Keener's new start," red-shirt sopho- major programs like JMU. "To have [Keener| come to preceding success. more forward David Cooper "I think I understand the JMU and join our family; I'm "Being at Georgia Tech said. "That's how it goes." culture of JMU and, more very excited." he added. and playing in the national The new start comes in the importantly, things relative The credibility extends championship game — he lorm of one. Dean Keener. to the basketball program," further than just his most knows what it takes,' Keener, fresh off a Final Keen, i s.iid. "There are a lot recent job under Hewitt at Cooper said. "It's going to Four appearance as an assis- of things to do be done ' Georgia Tech. be hard and I think he's tant with Georgia Tech, Is After the successes of Before heading to going to push us, but I excited to the take reins of a JMU's past teams, the current Atlanta, Keener was an think we're going to have a program in need of assistance squad is looking forward to a assistant under Dillard at lot of fun because we're "I'm coming into the pro- new coach and a new begin- JMU during Dillard's best going to see ourselves get- gram where it's probably ning for Dukes' basketball. season in 1999-'00. ting better." healthier than when |Dillard] "I think Coach Keener And before that, Keener Barbosa summed up the fwonoM took over, in many respects," could breathe new life into the was on a staff at Virginia Tech team's feelings toward Freshman center Eddie Greene-Long (4) thinks his game will Keener said. program," freshman guard under head coach Bill Foster Keener's hiring. Improve under Dean Keener because the new coach has had When Dillard took over in Ray Barbosa said. "He sounds that won the NIT in 1995. "We think coach Keener's past success teaching post players. '97, he assumed a tradition- like a real energetic guy." But as ol last Thursday a good fit at JMU," he said. SECT THE BKEBZE

Ptw.» b) NATHAN CHIANTEIXA/;**. rdUar ml DRI> WILSON/.™,.! i*i*wph,< uccess back to program Coach known for questions with coach recruiting prowess Dean Keener B) Hi i « v\ 11■..11 BY DREW WILSON his recruiting abilities. •c'nior writer senior writer "He's one of the best recruiters that I've seen because As Georgia Tech made its he is a tireless worker and he is run to the NCAA men's bas- IWhat is your favorite so organized," Bnx>ks said. pro sports team? ketball tournament 's Final Those qualities helped Four, its success was built Keener land recruits such as cur- "The Cleveland Cavaliers around the talent ol the Yellow rent Toronto Raptors rookie because of leBron .lames. He's Jacket players over the last Chris Bosh, who went pro after the next great one in the league." four seasons. One of the main one season at Georgia Tech. people to thank for that devel- "He has helped get the big 2 What is the best opment is Dean Keener. time talent to Georgia Tech, and sporting event you Ye In his four seasons in I believe he will be doing the ever been to? Atlanta, Keener was the lead same at JMU for a number of recruiter with Georgia Tech. In years,'' said Ian Caskill ('03), The Masters, before we went to addition to coaching on the who played as a freshman at the Final Four this weekend." court, Keener made a niche for JMU under Keener's tenure. himself in the recruiting "Kids will want to come play 3 What Ls the best desti- aspect of the game during his for Dean Keener, and he will nation you've ever 16 seasons as an assistant in attract some good talent to traveled to? college basketball. IMU," Caskill added. "Australia. I went in August. "Recruiting is the lifeblood Red-shirt sophomore for- 1993 for three weeks and of any program," Keener said. ward David Cooper said JMU purely pleasure. I visited sev- "No matter how organized you historically has recruited talent, eral cities, including Sydney, are and how great a coach you and that Keener can help bring and had a blast." arc, it is difficult to have a suc- in more talent. cessful program without suc- "1 think he can help us mold 4 What do you like to cessful players." our talent to the maximum of Keener is a great recruiter our potential," Cooper said. do in your spare because he has the qualities However, recruiting in a time? needed to be successful, accord- mid-major such as the Colonial "I dearly love spending time ing to Clemson University Athletic Association is a lot dif- with my wife and two children." assistant Ben D'Allessandro, ferent from recruiting blue-chip who was an assistant coach prospects at schools such as with Keener during the Dukes' Georgia Tech in a big-time 5 What's your favorite 1999-00 season. league such as the Atlantic type of pizza? "The No. 1 quality of any Coast Conference. great recruiter is your work "It's vitally important to "Supreme. I love anything but ethic and how you build rela- identify who JMU can recruit anchovies." tionships," he said. "Those are and who we can get," Keener the two things that IX'an is very Mid. "We'd all love to recruit the 6 What is the best good at. He is an extremely hard great name players. In some advice you've ever worker and he's a great person. cases, JMU may not be able to received? People are attracted to his per- attract those kind of kids. sonality. He's very genuine." "But, we need to recruit "From my mother - "be thank- JMU women's basketball players that can help us win the ful every day for what you have.™ coach Kenny Brooks, who CAA, kids that are going to help also was an assistant with us succeed academically, pos- 7 What is your Keener during the 1999-'00 sess outstanding skill, have a favorite color? season, said Keener's profes- great work ethic, get along well (.-..•■ . It.FORCMlKHSIIHinMUMRUATlONS sionalism and the way he with others and guys that are Dean Keener addresses Georgia Tech player B.J. Elder as he returns to the sideline earli- treats people carries over to hard to guard," he added. er this season. Keener helped recruit many of the Yellow Jackets' talented players. I have two - purple and gold." 8 From your previous year here, what was your favorite JMU Keener gets approval from former co-workers moment? "I remember us beating I lr s .i line person. I think if Kiener than anyone else Richmond ban on a 3-point shot BY DREW WILSON by Mickey Dennis Cot). That was senior writer you give him a little bit of that he's worked with, or time, he'll definitely turn the worked for. a tremendous win for us." When Kenny Brooks and program around." D'Allessandro said Dean Keener were assistant BrtKiks isn't the only per- Keener has been a head coach 9 Who is your most coaches together on the JMU son who thinks JMU made in waiting for some time. favorite player that men's basketball team during the right decision. Clemson "I was extremely you've coached? the 1999-'00 season, the two University assistant Ben impressed working with him "Chris Bosh (at Georgia Tech). bacafM good friends. D'Allessandro, an assistant and learned a great deal from In fact, he railed me today." Occasionally, Brooks would at JMU from 1999-'in. and him," D'Allessandro said. "I KatmiJ IK stop by Keener's office to chat former JMU player Ian saw a budding head coach in Lam ■ asm VsH Where do you lr| BWaaal where he'd have a little fun Caskill (03) also think the making." with his co-worker. Keener will do a great job So what makes Keener see yourself WM eaam. '•* io five years from ^eP^ 1 "I used to mess with him a taking over the reins. such a great coach? lot." Brooks recalled. "His "I think it's absolutely "He takes time to get to now? office was always immacu- tremendous for JMU," know you as a person no "As head coach of .IMU, cut- M^Nv late. When 1 would go in D'Allessandro said. "I think matter who you are," ( ■skill ting down another CAA there I would turn some- they have a great person. I said. "I think that fits in good Championship net." thing around on purpose just think he really has a passion to the JMU community to make it out of sorts a little for coaching the right way, Coach Keener is a very m 1 bit. Without even blinking an and that's wonderful in this upbeat and positive person eye. he was fixing it and turn- day and age." who prides himself in Work- Keener on the £ aW J ing it back around." Caskill said Keener has ing hard and he will instill Although the two have paid his dues as an assistant that in his players. Colonial Athletic remained friends since and was very happy to see "Coach Keener helped Association: Keener left [MU following Keener get the job. me a lot my freshman that season. Brooks, now the "I know that a lot of peo- year," Caskill added. "He "It's mi iiiilu lit \ ,ihl\ compel- (MU women's basketball ple wanted I big-name guy, used to work me out and HIVC IcigUC. mid lor VMTf m «*il coach, can pick up where he but 1 think that JMU made the he taught me a lot of now, it's In t ii ,i out-hid left off with Keener returning right move in this situation." things, including using my league^ 11 i it wj OSCMT- to coach the men's team. he said. "1 wanted to see left hand and improving agjag th;ii two team rtcdwd M BB But all joking aside, someone who would be my free throw mechanics." M I bids this w-.ir — l>re\tl a* L I Bnxiks said Keener was the around a little while and Caskill said there is no .tud George l-tsswsv I think perfect fit for the Dukes. build a good program." doubt that Keener can move thai simus the rasped 1...1.01.- GwtVQ afOEOKMA FECH SrORTS MtMA RklATIONS "I'm very happy for him Fven though Brooks and JMU into the right direction ,di\ loi thai kagpe .HHI where i Keener WM an assistant coach at JMU during the 1999-00 — very happy for the pro- Keener only worked at |MU "I expect this to happen these team ara headed." n. Two othar assistant coaches on that team, Kenny Brooks gram and very happy for one season together, Bnxiks more sooner than later," he i D'Afteeeandro. both think Keener Is the right guy for JMU. the school," Brooks said. said he learned more from said.

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Sherman Dillard (1997-2004) 93-106 (.467) record ■ CMoU r*»*i"«i pap: SPI hciwnr.y of JMVPHfnrv.K*PHY ^■asaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal M VAN MM IU MSTBBM tM> ' SP4 I THE BREEZE | THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 2004 MEET DEAN KEENER SPECIAL SECTION THE HOT CORNER Keener can do good things, but it will take some time Since graduating from and is an up-and-coming coach Keener's run at Georgia Davidson College in 1988, and with what looks to be a bright Tech will solve all but one of before being hired as men's future ahead of him. Because of these problems. Yes, given the basketball coach, Dean Keener the recent success of his Yellow right personnel and players, he was a college basketball assis­ Jackets, Keener also is associat­ can bring this program back to tant for 16 seasons. ed with winning and having a CAA prominence. This coaching career included tough mental attitude. Keener gets to choose his a short stint at JMU and, most Remember, this is the own assistants to coach along­ recently, a four-year tenure at Georgia Tech side him at JMU and he was Georgia Tech, where the Yellow team that Georgia Tech's top recruiter, so Jackets were national runners-up ended Duke the man has an eye for talent. in Keener's last season. University's No, Keener's lack of head Part o'f the lure in bringing in 4 1 - h o m e coaching experience should a proven assistant coach with game win­ not hurt him in any way. experience at a major university ning streak Keener sat on court level in San is that he has "been down that last month. Antonio, Texas, last week as road before." Keener is no This is the the lead assistant coach for the exception to this rule. After same team second best team in the coun­ coaching and recruiting for an that beat try. Experience is something Atlantic Coast Conference team, Oklahoma JAMES that he does not lack. he should make the transition State IRWIN That leaves the final Photos by DREW VJlLSON/seniorphotographer back to JMU fairly easily. University in burning question. Will peo­ Above, Dean Keener talks to the media following a press conference to Introduce him as as Keener is a coach who the national semifinals. This is the ple expect too much from the new men's basketball coach Wednesday. Below, Keener greets a line of JMU fans who should not be fazed by the team that, though overmatched Keener too soon? attended the press conference In the Convocation Center following his Introduction. pressures of the Colonial Monday night, was relentless in In the end, they probably Athletic Association. not giving up against the will, as Keener signed a five- No offense to the CAA, but University of Connecticut year contract and is focused on Keener spent his final days Huskies, hitting 3-pointers and being competitive now. with Georgia Tech practicing fouling UConn players until tire However, with the way the in front of more fans and bitter end of their 9-point loss. Dukes played at times last sea­ members of the media than It is the toughness of play­ son, it looks like it will be at JMU usually plays in front of ing and succeeding under high least a year or two before they at its horne games. Pressure pressure conditions that made will be able to compete for that should not be a problem — the Yellow Jackets' run so elusive CAA automatic bid to even given the competitive­ impressive. For these same rea­ the NCAA tournament. ness of this conference. sons, Keener became a very Keener's success and expe­ Keener also will bring a attractive choice for the Dukes' rience as an assistant coach winning attitude to JMU. The coaching vacancy. (particularly at Georgia Tech) Dukes have not had a winning However, questions still will enable him to turn this season since 1999-'00 (also the arise; Can Keener do it? Can he program around in a fairly lone year that Keener served go from Final Four to CAA short period of time. But, • as an assistant to former coach basement and resurrect a pro­ don't expect too much from Sherman Dillard) and are in gram that has been in dismal him too soon. dire need of a turnaround straits for the past four years? After all, even Rome wasn't campaign — starting now. Will his lack of head coach­ built in a day. . Several factors went into the ing experience leave him ill- James Irwin is a sophomore decision to bring Keener back to suited for the job? And, finally, SMAD major who is looking for­ JMU. He is familiar with JMU will people expect too much ward to the beginning of the Dean basketball and the imiversity too soon? Keener era at JMU. Ifs as much fun as you imagined

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SOFTBALL —-THE HOT ———_— CORNER Team president George sisters ignite Dukes running Knicks into the ground I must be honest — I don't enjoy present- day professional basketball. Maybe it's the ^Stereotypical image of the players, or maybe ;.p's because no one has stepped up to become •Ijie Michael Jordan or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ->f this generation In all likelihood, howe\ er toft's because I believe that team president '•Jiaiah Thomas is running the New York •CjCnicks into the ground. <• What can 1 say? I'm a New Yorker — if t^iy team is in trouble. I automatically take a >$egative view of the entire league ttw ;^hould have seen me during football season. •tAs the New York Giants were stumbling -^towards a 4-12 campaign, 1 could be heard 'Sarcastically hissing obscenities and phrases ;-$uch as "Awesome, Tiki Barber fumbled •Zagain!" Needless to say, it wasn't pretty. >*• I am concerned with yrftie current state of the £*JJBA because 1 believe >Zrtuit my nenttvc opin- V^jon of the Knicks will y^Soon become a personal . hatred of professional basketball. I wish it wouldn't happen, but I'm sure it will. You see, I'm skeptical about Thomas' plans for JAMES New York. As a player IRWIN with the Detroit Pistons, KEVAN MAC'IVER/IOIN* phrtotnQhrr ;i*te was known as a fiery, competitive player X*^'ith a mean streak and a quick temper. In Junior right-handed pitcher U2 George, right, and her sister, freshman shortstop Katie are two major reasons why the Dukes' are currently tied for •C^is most recent professional position as first place In the Colonial Athletic Association. * .'coach of the Indiana Pacers he was known as team in hitting and, was batting .^exactly the same. BY MATTHEW STOSS faster," Katie George said. Her bat, however, isn't the .382 with 1 home run. Her 39 hits "(Players] hit the balls a lot Z*l Thomas tends to make enemies and only aspect of her game making assistant sports editor are good for first on the team and harder, and it took awhile to noise. Coach Flynn loves uh.it -Wear out his welcome very quickly. Artei -'being fired by Indiana general manager JMU has a sister act — and it her 15 RBI tie her for third adjust to everything happening Katie can do while patrolling the dotsn't star Whoopi Goldberg in a amongst her teammates. Z'Larry Bird, Thomas landed the most high- so much quicker." hole at short. habit. It features sisters la/ and In addition to her offensive The transition seems to have profile NBA job in the most high-profile "She clogs up the whole Katie (.eorge. prowess, she is second in innings been successful. ' City in America with a team struggling to middle {of the field]," Flynn The Virginia Beach natives and pitched (87) and her earned-run Katie is batting .310 and has get back to prominence. said. "She gets to things, and, Tall wood High School products average of 3.41 is right behind staff crushed 3 home runs tying her once a week, she does some- New York hasn't had a legitimate playoff came to Harrisonburg to play soft- ace, sophomore Briana Carrera. contender since former center Patrick Ewing for fifth in the Colonial Athletic thing that makes us, (as coach- ball for the Dukes with Liz being a According to George, the double Association — an apparent oddi- es of 15 yearsj, say 'wow' — was released four years ago. The 2001 -'02 duty only makes her better. se.ison was a disaster, and coach Jeff Van member of JMU's very first ty tor George, considering she and she's only a freshman." recruiting class. "As a pitcher, I know how had never gone deep until her Having a sibling on the team £undy resigned from his position only 19 Liz George is a junior right- pitchers think when I'm bat- collegiate career. has its benefits, according to games into the campaign. Interim coach Don handed pitcher, who can be found ting," she said. "When I'm down "That's surprising," the short- both sisters. Counsel, support - ^ Chancy took over for Van Gundy and led the ;>Knicks to their first losing record in 10 years. ranging the outfield when she's in the count, it definitely gives stop said. "I really don't think and friendship were listed bv me an advantage.'' The Knicks finished with a 37-45 record not in the circle. Katie George is a I've hit a home run over the fence both, but, if you're the elder, it true freshman starting shortstop Coach Flynn couldn't agree more. in my life, so my first three home carries certain other advantages * ,k\ 2002-'03 and were on their way to another >*Iost season this vear when President Scott and resident leadott hitter "Double duty is tough," Flynn runs were in college." r'reshmen and rookies ujuall) C*Layden was fired from his position. Eight weeks into the 2004 said. "But, it really helps in the She also has managed to garner gel ItUCk with the grunt work on pitching position when you have Enter Thomas, who made trades and Softball season, the two sisters some early conference honors. sports teams, in both amateur and someone who can hit and play For the week ending March 2, moves, picking and choosing players like I are turning out to be a double professional leagues In softball. threat with a hardy disposition defense; that versatility is very she was named CAA Rookie of the that consists of raking, sweeping kid in a candy store. First, he fired Chaney and replaced him with Lenny Wilkins, Un- for competition helpful to the team." Week, which she followed up the the Add and carrying equipment very next week by earning CAA man who has won more NBA games than "I've never had the opportuni- However, younger sister Katie "I think I was harder on her is right on Liz's heels. Player of the Week honors. anyone in the league's history. As a fan, I ty to coach sisters," coach Katie than the other freshman," I i/ Flynn said. "They work really The freshman shortstop trails "The first two tournaments |of respect the move; sometimes you just need George said, "but only because hard and are very competitive." her older sister in hits by three the season), I didn't have a start- she was mv sisier and I knew I a solid coach to get things started. Unfortunately, Thomas went overboard. "You don't want to get them with 36 and has started all of ing position," George said. "I felt could get away it. I didn't get on JMU's 35 games thus far a feat like I had to prove myself, so I The blockbuster move iM the NBA season mad," she added. "That MtttlMM her too much though." and competitiveness is something accented by this year being only went out there and tried to play was a trade between New York and the It almost didn't work out for Phoenix Suns. It was a deal that brought I really value in a pl.nei her first on campus. the best I could — it turned out beleaguered, but talented point guard The elder < .corge leads the "Everyone here is bigger and really well." see GEORGE, page U Stephan Marbury to the Knicks. This is a homecoming for the New York native and BASEBALL Steplian's strong play, complemented by several other deals by Thomas, now has the Knicks in plavoft contention. So why am I so skeptical? If anything, I Diamond Dukes beat at own game should be breaking out my retro John Starks jersey and planning a ticker tape parade. First off, I've never been a big Thomas tan. Second — and most importantly — JMU suffers home defeat, Virginia Tech scores I believe his trades are getting the Knicks to the playoffs this year at the expense of their future well-being. , Don't worry fans — the Knicks won't 8 runs in ninth inning for comeback victory fold, but I've taken a look down the road into their future and I don't like what I see. and improved its overall Marbury and shooting guard Allan BY RYAN HUDSON record to 13-13 I he Houston are combining to make too much amtributinx writer Diamond Dukes fell to 19- . money When I say too much money, I |ML' got a taste ot its 10 and have lost five of mean mat, in two or three years, the Knicks own medicine against their last seven games. will be forced to make a tough decision. Virginia Tech Tuesdav at The contest began as >( Will they keep their two All-Star-caliber Uiig field/Mauck Stadium. a pitcher's duel players, or will they re-sign the talented The Hokies stole a between freshman left- , 'role players that surround them? page from the Diamond hander Jacob Cook and 1 The Knicks can't have both. They already Dukes' playbook as thev Tech's Josh Biber. After , boast the highest payroll in the NBA and, overcame a late-inning the first six innings, unlike the New York Yankees, they don't hBVt deficit to win the game, the Diamond Dukes had (he benefit of playing in a salary cap-free cm i 10-5, scoring eight runs in a 2-0 lead. Their scoring ronment found in Major league Baseball. the ninth inning. came off the bat of As a result, either Marbury or Houston "You sophomore third base- will have to k'avc town or New York will need to man Nate Schill, who lose the solid play of forward Kurt Thomas, put [a hit a 2-run home run to or .mother player ot similar c a liber. game \ 1 right field, his sixth of . t When this happens, I can see the Knicks like this] m the season. hitting low tide again. Isaiah Thomas will behind Cook, who was making * bolt to another team and leave a mess for you and JMU his first career start pm| ' someone else to clean up. The Knicks will be try and 5 up only 2 runs, 1 earned * in salary cap troubk* for much of the near bounce run and struck out three in future, and I will be left with a four-month, back," said junkr right field - seven innings of work KYRA PAPAMLArni»r/>Ai«ngnpArr sports gap to fill every year because of my er Mike Hutu "IpMthmkwe "He did a real nice job," personal NBA boycott. CMM out J little flat today coach Spanky McFarland Freshman center fielder Brandon Bowser slides Into third base ahead of the throw dur- ing JMU's 10-5 loss to the Virginia Tech Hokies Thuesday at Long Field/ Mauck Stadium. All I want to do is sit on my couch, wear and they kind of snuck up on said "He's gotten better ' my Starks jersey and watch my Knieks us there in the last inning. and better as the year goes Instead, Isaiah Thomas lias me wonder- That's how baseball goes on and we're going to use the game up by scoring a ter fielder Shcldtm Adams laid The Hokies added a sec- ing when football season starts. ■ORMflmM Hopefully we him moa1 and more. ptil Of runs down a bunt that Cmk threw ond nm with another single fames Irwin is a sophomore SMAD major oui bounce back tornornnv." In the seventh After Cook put the first t\\ 11 into right field. That error that snapped an 18 inning who wisltes that Fttrifk i wm$ would return to The win snapped In h 1 inning, the Hokies final- batters on base by alkiwing a allowed Tech first baseman the Knkks and take mrr as team president seven-game losing streak ly solved Cook and tied singk' and a walk, Hokies cen- Matt Kalish to score. see BASEBAU. well 121 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 2004 Sfoins GEORGE: Sisters are 'if BASEBALL: Dukes ready for CAA play 1 . fall to Hokies' rally

GEORGE, from pagt 11 tASBsML.fiompf ll had sent 12 men to the plate there to be a pair of George Sa> scoreless •.Ire.ik for the I lokics, scored 8 runs on seven hits and ters playing side bv side at the We give each other JMU got their 2 runs I-1 k In fhe Diamond Dukes had com- JMU Softball Complex. the bottom of the inning on a mitted three errors Early on, it looked like one someone to talk to. We ■tngta bv Sclull and RBI triple McFarland cited the Diamond sister might not make it in the understand each other off the nl oi freshman short- I )u k.-- nubility to put Tech awav world of sports. stop Davis Sloneburncr as .i lesson that the flokics were "When Katie and I first better than anybody. I reshman center fielder able to come fmm behind. started playing, [our familyl Brandon Bowser followed with a "You can't let a team hang thought she was the least — Liz George single up the middk', bringing around like that," McFarland athletic |of the two of us], junior pitcher home Stonebumer to put the said. "We had several opportu- Liz George said about her Diamond Dukes Kick lip at 4-2. nities' to put this team swat sister. "She just didn't throw —99 JMU added another run |When you're down) 3 runs. right, but she ended up when Bowser led off with a tripk1 everyone feels like they can ; coming this far." "The team is really aiming and scored on sophomon- ->\ score J, but you get down 4 Fortunately for the Dukes, together, and individually getting ond baseman Michael Cowgill's or 6, and all of a sudden it's Katie learned how to throw better as the season goes on," single "P lni' middk' Cowgill almost a hopeless feeling and now allows JMU to start Kabe George said. has now hil safely in 26 of 29 Unfortunately, )MU never two talented sisters — a big As for the sisters, they just ■fl games this season. quite put the Hokies away, and, in plus, as the team finds IN M-II like having each other around. JMU led 5-2 heading int.. Ihe end, it cost them the game in conference play. "1 really like having her the ninth, needing just thnv "Well just go out there [to Brandishing a record of 12-3 in here," Liz George said, "We give outs for the win. Instead, what Radford University] and maki their last 15 games, the Dukes are each other someone to talk to. KFVAN MACIVfK/trm..r;rt.*i«nir*T it got was an inning that plays," Stoneburner Mid riding a hot streak into the CAA We understand each other bet- Junior right-hander Liz George warms up with long to** wouldn't end. Anal ill was" "Hopefully we'll k\im from this portion of their season. ter than anybody." before the start of practice on Tuesday afternoon. said and done, Virginia Tech and not k-t it happen again."

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BY REBECCA DORSCHEL BY ERIN LEE ple who did yoga would benefit from the hik- contributing writer staff writer ing," Zagora said. "We wanted to try some- — 66 thing new and cross over the participants." Hmotions was the answer — the question Some people take bubble baths or sip wine Another benefit of the program is that par- was "what does happiness look like?" The in front of the fire to relax. Others enjoy the ticipants will gain knowledge of the Hidden young children were asked to sculpt one flexibility, strength and peace of mind that are Rocks area and can return there on their own another into what their perception of "happy" It's really neat to hear what the the focus of the University Recreation Center time, according to Zagora. looks like After thus, the children gathered in students have to say and see how -sponsored program, "Yogis Take a Hike," set "You can also get to know the peopk1 [par- a circle to begin their kickboxing exercise. to take place this afternoon. ticipating in the program) because it is such With the semosler coming to a dose] it they respond to us. "The best part is that it introduces people an intimate sctting/'Zagora said. can be difficult to stay focused and get moti- to two parts of UREC that they are not used Yogis is a level one to level two hike and vated. University Recreation Center's Peers —Alissa Wunder to," said Eric Deschamps, the graduate assis- yoga session, which means that even begin- Reaching Others Through Motion program junior tant for Adventure Programs at UREC. ners could participate, according to Zagora. (PROMotion) may help motivate students "(Yogisl is a change of scenery and is great The Adventure and Group Fitness and to a new level of a healthy well-being. 95 for the body and mind." Wellness programs also arc putting on a PROMotions's mission is to "act as agents Yogis participants will be taken to Hidden "Destination Wellness" April 17-18 at Seneca for change by exciting, motivating and and next year's president of PROMotion, said Rocks, about a half-hour drive away. Once Rocks in West Virginia The program starts at 9 empowering students to make positive and programs generally run for about an hour and there, they will hike to the top of the rocks where am on April 17 and is overnight. Students will worthwhile lifestyle changes," said Jill combine physical and educational components. there is a great view of the Snenandoah Valley, return around 1 p.m. April 18, according to Zagora, PROMotion's adviser. The PROMotion program appeals to all according to Deschamps Following the hike, a Zagora. A bus will take the eight participants According Zagora, the program is a peer age groups, from elementary kids to college yoga sessim will be conducted for about 45 min- and four instructors to Seneca Rocks." education group that was founded and is run students to elderly adults, according to utes by a trained yoga instructor as the sun sets. Destination Wellness" is similar to Yogis, but by Group Fitness and Wellness Instructor*. Wunder. For exampk', I^OMotion recently Afterwards, participants will hike about .10 min- more in-depth, according to Deschamps. PROMotion advocates self-esteem and hosted a program with health science and utes back down to the parking area. "Throughout the day, we'll have a hike, healthy lifestyles for kids through physical gerontology majois and with adults in the "I think the Yogis program sounds like so yoga, massage therapy, a session on how to and educational activities. PROMotion also Adult Human Etevekrpment Program. much fun," sophomore Kemper Ruffner cook in the outdoors and team sports such as presents empowering and inspiring programs "Wc mainly do yoga with the elderly said. "It would definitely be fun to watch ultimate Frisbee; it is still in the planning to pcopk.' of all ages. adults, but we also do some low-impact aero- the sun set while we exercise." stages though,"Zagora said. Zagora said the program is entirely run bics and floor exercises," Wunder said. The program is free and will consist of eight Sign-ups are at the program registra- by students, from the initial planning to PROMotion focuses on four main education- pcopk', who signed up for the hike at the pro- tion desk in UREC. The program the implementation of those plans. al elements — personal growth, self-esteem, gram registration desk in UREC. includes a $35 fee, which covers the Senior Kim Winn, copresident of dealing with emotions and healthy relation- A group fitness instructor, as well as an campsite cost and food for the weekend, PROMotion, explained that "the typical ships according tit Zagora. adventure program staffer, also will accompa- according to Zagora. program begins with an interactive educa- "It's really neat to hear what the students ny the participants, according to Zagora. Deschamps says taking advantage of tional activity in order to spark the partici- have to say and see how they respond to us. I UREC offers the Yogis program once a the surrounding area is the most impor- pants' interest and help them leam and think ... they're a lot more willing to open up semester, and this is the third time the pro- tant concept to keep in mind when choos- appreciate more about themselves and Oth- and give feedback," Wunder said. gram has been hosted. Zagora said that she ing where to invest time and money. ers.'Afterwards. participants arc encour- Winn says/'PROMotion is a great program hopes UREC will do the Yogis program more "We live in one of the most beautiful aged to join in a physical activity such as and has been an awesome experience for us all." than once in the fall, weather permitting. regions in the country and most people just kickboxing, circuit training or yoga. For more information on the program, con- "Our original idea was that people who sit around Harrisonburg and don't take junior Alissa Wunder, a current member tact PROMotion at t>mipn>morf&iotmail.com. hiked would benefit from the yoga, and peo- advantage of it," said Deschamps.

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Magical realism is one of Your standard magical realist plotline isn't believable on a You'd be hard pressed to those writing styles (like stream novel is one rooted in the real literal level, our suspension of find many American magical -of-consciousness) thai comes world, yet tinged with the kind disbelief still is intact by the realist texts; most critics see across as being unbelievably of mystery and magic normally time the line of blood makes magical realism as a cultural ridiculous — at least, until the reserved for fantasy novels. In its way into the kitchen (this response to colonialism. At reader finds him or horsvlt the pages of such books, ghosts probably is more evident for times, such works do tend to engrossed in a particular text and deviLs can walk the earth, those who have read the feed off of a kind of cultural Perhaps another name for such a peopk' can rise from the dead novel entirely, but bear with mystery for those readers unfa- style would be the "everything- and the most unexpected events me, please). Readers don't miliar with either a novel's or but-the-kitchen-sink" style can become commonplace. As I have the lime to Mop md fig- magical realism novel's respec- because when you get down to said earlier, anything goes in c ure out the logistics of such an tive settings that might not it. it's a technique in which any- magical realism novels. &Y episode because the writing agree with some cultural critics. thing goes, in which all possibil- Cue in point — an excerpt by senior writer " itself carries us along continu- Others may think of these nov- ities exist for imagination. from "One Hundred Years of Zak Salih ally to even more extravagant els as fluff1, bedtime stories for The name itself seems contra- Solitude" by Gabriel Garcia events, each of which we con- those of us who've transcended dictory — "magic" and "real- Marquez. perhaps the preemi- living room, went oul into (he Ursula (the victim's mother) tinue to swallow. the pages of Dr. Seuss. ism" don't mesh in the same nent writer (and preeminent itlMt, continued on in a was getting ready to crack thir- Pardon the pun, but the I disagree with the above- way that "autobiographical" and novel) of magical realism. A straight line across the uneven ty-six eggs to make bread." effect is nothing short of magi- mentioned viewpoint, but "fiction" don't. One would think murder just has taken place terraces, went down steps and That, rifchi there, is a per- cal. What kind of book column you might not. Here's the that a novel would have to behind a closed door. That's rel- climbed curbs, passed along fect example of magic.il ivM- would this be without a plug for catch — the only way you're choose between being magical or atively normal, you'd say to the Street of Turks, turned a ism, and it doesn't end there. other essential magical rv.ilist-. going to find out which way realistic — a middle ground yourself, no surprises there — corner to the right and another The victim's corpse continues aside from Mr. Marquez Salman you lean is to pick up a copy seems impossible. Yet, this is the but read Garcia Marquez's fol- to the left, made a right angle to exude a horrible stench Rushdie — perhaps my favorite of Garcia Marquez's "Autumn genius of such a writing style — lowing sentence: at the Buendia house ... and regardless of the myriad of writer — who deals heavily in of the Patriarch" or Rushdie's that in most cases it comes across "A trickle of blood came went through the pantry and ways through which the fami- magical realism, as does the "The Satanic Verses." Both as being brilliantly believable. out under the door, crossed the came out in the kitchen, where ly tries to inter it. While the writer Mario Vargas Uosa. texts are good places to start.

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