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STAFF EDITORIAL: WHERE YOUR VOTE COUNTS AND WHERE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE (FORUM, PG 4)

ANNE HATHAWAY CUPCAKES GALORE REACTIONS TO SAE Five reasons to love the Scene sits down with the Students respond to the Oscar-winning actress owners of The Sweet Divine fallout from last week (Cadenza, pg 8) (Scene, pg 7) (Forum, pgs 4-5) Basketball teams move MythBusters hosts forward in tournament talk limited training Men defeat for explosive jobs Spalding in first round SAHIL PATEL MANAGING EDITOR

Even if the official celebration was last week, Saturday might as well have been the Washington University men’s basketball team’s Senior Day. Seniors Rob Burnett and Ben Hoener carried the No. 17 Bears to a 70-61 victory over Spalding University in the first round of the NCAA Division III national championship tournament. The win advances Wash. U. to the second round, where it will face rival Illinois Wesleyan University next Saturday. It was the seniors who car- ried the Bears down the stretch as Hoener and Burnett scored ZOE KLINE | STUDENT LIFE 23 of the Red and Green’s final Junior Alan Aboona drives past a Spalding University defender to break the Golden Eagles’ press. Aboona struggled with his shot after hitting his first two three-pointers of the game and finished with eight points. SEE MEN’S B-BALL, PAGE 6 Women move on to NCAA Sweet 16 ZACH KRAM this maxim, relying on its deep Points were at a premium SPORTS REPORTER corps of reserves for scoring and against UT-Dallas: both teams JUSTIN ZHENG | STUDENT LIFE defense in eking out a pair of shot worse than 35 percent from An old adage about basket- wins last weekend. the field, and there was only one Grant Imahara was one of two MythBusters to speak in Graham Chapel Satur- ball states that while depth is On Friday, senior Kristin Anda made three-pointer in the game. day in the final event for EnWeek. At the discussion, Imahara and fellow host Tory Belleci spoke about their experiences on the show. crucial in the regular season to came off the bench to lead the The Bears led 26-23 at halftime offset injuries and keep players Bears with 16 points and nine but shot a mere 20.6 percent MICHAEL TABB working in production and getting fresh, it loses its importance in rebounds in a 45-40 first-round in the second half, and an 11-0 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF a job in model-making at Industrial the postseason as playing rota- victory over the University of second-half run by the Comets Light and Magic, the visual effects tions shorten and stars play more Texas at Dallas. The next night, turned the score in their favor. Days before heading to New company founded by George Lucas minutes. In the opening round of a balanced attack and a 50-25 A layup with 10:34 remaining Mexico to try flipping a vehicle with and owned by Lucasfilm. Imahara, the NCAA Division III national rebounding advantage paved gave UT-Dallas a 38-34 lead, but a rocket-propelled grenade, two who graduated from the University championship tournament, the way for the Red and Green it was the last field goal that the MythBusters closed Engineers Week of Southern California with a degree Washington University’s wom- to defeat host Rhodes College, by recounting their experiences with in electrical engineering, worked SEE WOMEN’S B-BALL, PAGE 6 en’s basketball team countered 78-75. the show while offering minimal for the same studio before joining advice for special effects enthusiasts. MythBusters in the show’s third Hosts Tory Belleci and Grant season. Imahara, while not the original Before their stint at MythBusters, MythBusters, have been with the Belleci and Imahara worked on film Students, alumni drive TEDxWUSTL Discovery Channel show since its sec- enterprises including the second and ond and third seasons, respectively. third Matrix movies and the recent Their Saturday appearance before Star Wars trilogy. a nearly full Graham Chapel centered “We worked on the bad ones, the on anecdotes about on- and off-screen ones that sucked,” Belleci said. drama and explosions—fueled by 12 Over their ten seasons with the tons of assorted explosives—before show, they have tested everything from audience members came to the front whether many exotic meats taste like to ask questions. chicken to whether hardened cement Both said that little could have could be removed from a cement truck prepared them for the careers they cur- using explosives—Belleci’s favorite rently have in response to a number experiment. of students who asked for how they Imahara estimated that they are could get more involved in the show or completely shocked by their results the industry. about 10 percent of the time. “I don’t think any formal education The show’s 2013 season begins really prepared us for this crazy, crazy April 7. lifestyle,” Imahara said. “We have so many crazy myths Belleci, whose background is in coming out. We just have been—this effects, said his current career is an last week— testing zombie myths. extension of lifelong interests. Now I know a lot of you are like, “I didn’t realize it at the time, but ‘That’s not science,’ but we did set growing up I was training to be a some parameters…very scientific. But MythBuster,” Belleci said. “I was it’s so cool,” Belleci said. COURTESY OF ADITI GUPTA always super curious. I used to jump They will also be retesting a myth off my parents’ house onto old mat- from their seventh season, when they Chizom Okebugwu (center) and Jason Onugha (right) from Rhyme n Reason performed with Rhett Koonce (left) and Satcher Hsieh (not pictured) Saturday in the inaugural TEDxWUSTL conference. tresses, I almost set my parents’ house tested whether they could split a boat on fire a few times, I was almost in half with a snowplow blade. ALEX LEICHENGER “Cultivate the Intellect.” since the organization’s founding. arrested for making pipe bombs. So it While many of the myths they test NEWS EDITOR TED, which stands for Sophomore Elliot Louthen was like, I have been kind of blowing come from their producers, Imahara Technology, Entertainment and brought TEDx to the University, stuff up and doing crazy things ever explained the search process as “kind Seven speakers and one group of Design, began in 1984 as a confer- starting on the process last year. since I was little.” of like Mad Libs…exploding noun of musicians told stories of identity, ence to assemble great thinkers from “I looked into going to one of the “I joke about this pipe bomb, but I death.” social issues and pursuing ambi- those three fields to present their main TED conferences and real- almost got arrested, and I see the chief Junior Chelsea Greenbaum, presi- tions at the inaugural TEDxWUSTL ideas. TED now hosts two annual ized that they cost $6,500 to go, and of police from my town. Whenever I dent of EnCouncil, asked the hosts conference. conferences, and TEDTalks posted there’s only two a year and you have see him, he’s like, ‘Man, I’m so glad I what myths they would personally The theme of this year’s online have drawn millions of views. to be invited, so I’m like, there’s no didn’t arrest you…you’ve found your want to test if they could. Imahara TEDxWUSTL conference, presented Independently planned TEDx con- way I’m doing that,” Louthen said. calling,’” he added. said he would like to test the myth to a crowd capped at 200 people in ferences are among several of the Belleci went to film school at San Steinberg Auditorium Saturday, was other TED programs introduced SEE TEDX, PAGE 2 Francisco State University before SEE MYTHBUSTERS, PAGE 2

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EVENT TEDX FROM PAGE 1 CALENDAR Two seats unclaimed He learned about TEDx students to take the same heed MONDAY 4 conferences hosted by schools of their inner voices when in upcoming SU races like Harvard, Stanford, USC making life decisions. Danforth Center on Religion & Politics NEWS STAFF for the Art or Architecture School and Northwestern. Scully had his own inner Spring 2013 Lecture Series SPSenateRING seats, leaving the positions for “All these great schools reckoning in 1974, when Umrath Hall, Umrath Lounge, 4:30 p.m. “Why are U.S. Prisions So Religious? The Most races in this week’s Student write-in candidates. have them, and they were hav- Formula One driver and Ascendance of Faith-Based Programs in an Union elections are uncontested,ELEC Below isT theI listO of allN theS candi- ing great members of their personal friend Helmuth Age of Punitive Incarceration” by Tanya with only one class council and two dates campaigning as of Sunday. communities share ideas,” Koinigg was decapitated in Erzen, Catherine Gould Chism Scholar in the Treasury seats contested. MAY Elections5 are online and happen on Louthen said. a horrific crash at the United Department of Religion, University of Puget Sound. The event is free and open to the Meanwhile, no one is on the ballot Tuesday and Wednesday. TEDx became a student States Grand Prix. After call- public. group in the fall semester and ing Koinigg’s wife in Austria earned Treasury funding, but to break the news, Scully did Chamber Music Series EXECUTIVE OFFICERS Danforth University Center, Goldberg Formal the challenge for Louthen and some serious contemplation. Lounge, 7:30 p.m. Progress Slate the team of 16 fellow students “You either have to stay in “Meet Me in Paris,” featuring Seth Carlin, President Matthew Re he eventually assembled was this and try to make a differ- VP of Administration Liz Hay Valentina Takova, Bradon Christensen VP of Public Relations Michael Land convincing speakers to talk for ence, or you have to leave,” he and Laura Reycraft. Co-sponsored by the VP of Finance Nick Palermo free. recalled. Department of Music. The concert is free VP of Programming William Waldron and open to the public. “You want a diversity Scully decided to make of opinions and mindsets a difference, and safety and talks, and given their standards in Formula One, SENIOR CLASS COUNCIL TUESDAY 5 backgrounds…they’re all IndyCar and NASCAR rac- Legacy Slate pretty unique—no one really ing have improved drastically Tuesday Tea @ 3 President Varun Mehrotra touches on each other’s fields, since. Danforth University Center, Tisch Commons, Internal Vice President Daniel Raggs so that’s the one big thing,” After Scully’s talk and 3 p.m. External Vice President Connie Shao Relax and gather with Wash. U. friends and Secretary Asha Thomas Louthen said of the speakers. an intermission, Rhyme n colleagues over tea and cookies. This week is Treasurer Hilary Brownstead Five of the seven speak- Reason’s four songs were fol- co-sponsored by Stressbusters. ers were members of the lowed by Stratton, whom Inspire Slate Washington University com- Louthen introduced as the Department of Music Student Recital President Bailey Breems 560 Music Center, Ballroom Theater, 8 p.m. Internal Vice President Taylor Docking munity. Two of them were “single person in this room Featuring various student and faculty External Vice President Alex Williams seniors, environmental activ- who loves her job the most.” pianists and violinists. This recital is free Secretary Sarah Harary ist Maddy Salzman and slam Stratton tossed chocolate and open to the public. Treasurer Jake Lichtenfeld poet Freeman Word; two candies into the crowd before alumni, slam poet Aaron discussing positive psychol- WEDNESDAY 6 JUNIOR CLASS COUNCIL Samuels and educational ogy. She described studies activist Michael Carter; and showing that 50 percent of Assembly Series Lecture Pu15e Slate Associate Dean of Students happiness comes from a set President Will Ralls Graham Chapel, 2 p.m. Jill Stratton. point such as genetic makeup, “The (Honest) Truth About Dishonesty: How Internal Vice President Hayley Gadol External Vice President Liz Chen We Lie to Everyone—Especially Ourselves” The other two speakers only 10 percent from circum- Secretary Nancy Landaverde by Dan Ariely, behavioral economist. The were former St. Louis alder- stance and 40 percent from Treasurer Charlie Beard lecture is free and open to the public. man Kacie Starr Triplett and intentional acts like chasing Hugh Scully, a Canadian dreams. Department of Music Lecture and Demonstration SOPHOMORE CLASS COUNCIL surgeon who has worked in Carter, who graduated in Music Classroom Building, Room 102, 7:30 motorsports for years. 2010, is the founder of Strive p.m. Slate of the Art The rap duo of juniors for College, which seeks to Senior honors presentation by Jamie Perkins. President Christine Lung Jason Onugha and Chizom help the roughly 400,000 This event is free and open to the public. Internal Vice President Arivan Thillaikumaran External Vice President Ashley Baros-Kabler Okebugwu, who together American students who are Secretary Adam Cohen-Nowak form Rhyme n Reason, eligible for college but do QUOTE Treasurer David Gu performed with musicians not enroll annually to realize OF THE DAY Satcher Hsieh and Rhett the opportunity of a higher Koonce. education. TREASURY “I was always a Samuels, who founded Growing up in Silicon 9 seats available WU-SLam in 2008 and Valley, Calif., Carter did not Paul Blachar Joanna Klitzke graduated in 2011, led off the realize the privilege of his Christopher Dijs Eric Neiman conference with a poem and own position until trans- hobbyist baker. When Jordan Federbush Tianzan Pang afterward asked the audience ferring from a private to a Mehrmah Haider Sam Williams Scott Jacobs Erin Waddles members to think of the five public high school. He was an Jenna started getting Sean Janda identities they each brought Annika Rodriguez Scholar at with them to the performance. the University but dealt with Having grown up half-black repeated rejections while seek- busy with cakes, she SENATE and half-Jewish in Providence, ing Strive for College funding R.I., Samuels takes issue with until finally breaking through. Art, 1 seat available Architecture, 1 seat available No candidates No candidates the motto “be yourself.” Like Carter, sophomore got to the point where “I respectfully disagree with Paolo Fornasini is part of the Arts & Sciences, 6 seats available Business, 1 seat available that statement…because we Rodriguez Scholars Program, Nikolas Brozovich Avhar Pirani she needed help...I Leigha Empson know that at any given time, and he is also on the executive Ryan Halvorsen Engineering, 1 seat available we are a multiplicity of iden- board of Strive for College. Ben Perlman Vivek Biswas tities,” Samuels said before “It was really good to Austin Vanbastelaer closing with a second poem. see the background of the was a bricklayer Wendelyn Oswald (write-in) *Olin Business Council not shown Salzman, an environmental organization and what was policy major, followed by urg- behind the whole movement EMILY SYBRANT | STUDENT LIFE before I did this—and ing exposure, empathy and to get that going,” Fornasini enterprise in environmental said. “And after hearing him issues, arguing that hers is talk and hearing his moti- I found that I kind of MYTHBUSTERS FROM PAGE 1 not a radical cause but a logi- vations, it’s really going to cal and necessary one. She change the way I see the orga- had a knack for that that the Formula One car, an open- As far as getting involved in spe- mentioned Maldives, whose nization going forward and wheel racing vehicle, has enough cial effects or opportunities like government officials held a how I’m going to push for us downforce to drive upside down. But MythBusters, Belleci and Imahara had conference underwater to to grow and develop.” [because] I was used to the cars happen to cost several million little advice for students in attendance. highlight the possibility that Word closed the event with dollars each. While one student asked rising sea levels may eventu- remarks on morality, asking Belleci said he would like to have about internship opportunities at ally submerge their nation. students to “revile evil acts for holding tools, trowels the hosts go down Niagara Falls by MythBusters, Belleci and Imahara Salzman also discussed the evil, not the individual” barrel—something a security guard said it has been a long time since they chemical plants in East and reflect on what has caused at the Falls assured him will never have had a mythtern and that, as far St. Louis that pollute the past evils in the world. and stuff like that,” happen. as they are aware, they aren’t looking air with mercury, leading Word said that even the When individuals try to barrel for any. to an infant mortality rate heroes of history have “moral –Jason Seibert, co- down the falls, the guard said, officials Senior Candace Ward said she double the national average. blind spots,” citing Mahatma close the dams and stop water flowing watches MythBusters almost nightly She said environmentalism Gandhi’s racism toward down the falls. That makes the drop and was excited by the opportunity to should be integrated into all blacks in South Africa and owner of The Sweet considerably more dangerous and the see two of the hosts in person. fields, whether government, that villains like Adolf Hitler odds of fatality much greater, effec- “I was surprised that they were so investment banking or urban were inspired by their own tively discouraging people from taking much like they were on the show,” planning. morality systems. Word said Divine cupcake shop the plunge. Ward said. “It was awesome.” Triplett discussed her path he believes that by extend- from being the first black ing our kinship circles wider female to represent her dis- rather than distancing our- trict and one of the youngest selves from these supposed elected officials in the history “villains,” we can understand of St. Louis to stepping down the roots of their horrific and pursuing the cause of actions and prevent future fighting homelessness. atrocities. Triplett dreamed of becom- “I really liked Freeman ing St. Louis mayor and Word,” freshman Alani seemed on her way to accom- Douglas said. “I just thought plishing the goal after being he’s very compelling, he’s defi- elected at age 26 to represent nitely one that made you hang the 6th Ward. But after five onto every word. I thought it Load up on nature’s goodness with 11 bright & refreshing all years serving in the position was just very interesting that natural Juices prepared to order and packed with to which she believes God an undergraduate has such a vitamins & minerals! led her, Triplett said she felt broad worldview and a pretty WE ACCEPT another calling. good sense of self.” She resigned from office in Louthen is already looking November 2012 to work for ahead to next year’s TEDx the Behavior Health Network event. le +Carrot+G Try an App in of Greater St. Louis, feeling “We’re stoked for ge r that moving up the political TEDxWUSTL ’14,” Louthen #12 The Boulevard ladder at the expense of her said. “It’s already going to be across from the Galleria talents would be an affront in the works two weeks from www.nadozcafe.com to her faith. Triplett urged n ow.” MONDAY, MARCH 4, 2013 MICHAEL TABB | EDITOR-IN-CHIEF | [email protected] STUDENT LIFE 3 Campus Mormons generally unfazed by satirical musical

ELLIE KINCAID musical’s popularity. Rather, they happen to you,” she said. CONTRIBUTING REPORTER hope that the musical will pique Virginia Maynes, a Mormon law interest in the LDS church. student, has seen benefits from the Washington University students “I hope [students] go to the show musical’s popularity. It has trig- lined up hours early in Bear’s and decide to read the book,” James gered questions and discussion Den and the Danforth University Hendricks, director of Washington among her acquaintances who have Center for subsidized tickets to last University’s LDS Student seen the musical and know she is weekend’s performances of the Association, said. “It’s nothing like Mormon. Tony-award winning musical “The the show.” “[It’s an] opportunity to share my Book of Mormon” at The Fabulous Alexis Wood, a Mormon and beliefs in a way I didn’t before,” she Fox Theatre. first-year graduate student in said. In September, Sophomore Class English literature, saw “The Book She sees “The Book of Mormon” Council bought 250 tickets to the of Mormon” in Denver with a as a satire and does not think people musical to sell to students at a dras- group of friends as a student at take its jokes about Mormons seri- tically reduced cost. Emma Tyler, Brigham Young University. ously. Maynes said she does not feel church expressed confidence that treatment of religion actually cast president of Sophomore Class Wood and her friends found the personally offended by the musical the musical will have little effect a more positive light on religion in Council, attended the musical with musical funny, though parts of it or its popularity, in part because she on their personal beliefs or the way general. other class council members and made them a bit uncomfortable. thinks it is not meant to be an accu- they are viewed. “We all have stereotypes of reli- said she found it both informative Wood said that many of the rate portrayal of Mormons. “It’s really easy to get mad, but gion and people who don’t believe and hilarious. musical’s portrayals of Mormon On the other hand, Kevin Black, as far as I’m concerned, it makes what you believe,” Lee said. “You go into it knowing it’s sat- beliefs and practices are inaccu- professor of psychiatry at the no difference to what I believe to “[Religion] has negative effects, but ire, poking fun at something, so you rate. She cited the representation of Washington University School be true,” Ryan Cooper, a Mormon at the same time it’s necessary for don’t take anything too seriously,” movement founder Joseph Smith, of Medicine, said he is personally doctoral candidate in the Olin many people.” Tyler said. the portrayal of LDS missions and bothered by the musical and its Business School, said. “I don’t Sophomore Jennifer Wittenberg The musical from the creators of the idea that Mormons follow their popularity. worry about any damage done to thoroughly enjoyed the musi- South Park dramatizes the struggles religion blindly as examples. Black pointed out the incon- my church or the gospel we preach. cal, though she acknowledged of young Mormons on a mission in Wood said the musical exhib- sistency that a musical casting [The church] will withstand any that much of its humor was Africa and contains material that ited a generally negative attitude Mormons in a generally negative opposition, insults or mockery.” inappropriate. has been considered offensive by toward religious beliefs that can- light is acceptable but such treat- Andy Lee, the member of “I wouldn’t recommend it to some Mormons. not be proven through logic rather ment of American Indians, Sophomore Class Council who my parents, but it was perfect Opinions on the musical differ than an attack on the LDS church Muslims or Australian Aborigines suggested subsidizing tickets to the for a college audience,” she said. among members of the Church of in particular. She is not concerned would be met with criticism. musical, hoped the play would stim- Wittenberg said the musical did not Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by mockery of her beliefs. “We can do better than that as a ulate discussion on campus about affect her view of Mormons but (LDS) in the University community. “If we were worried about being culture,” he said, in regard to target- religion and how it affects views of sparked a discussion with her room- Overall, the church and its ridiculed, we wouldn’t believe in ing religious beliefs. public policies. mate about how the adaptation of members are not concerned by the our religion…ridicule is going to Generally, members of the LDS He thought the musical’s satirical religion can help a society.

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STAFF EDITORIAL WhereFORUM your vote counts and where you have no choice ith Student Union with regards to multiple senior-year have two members (Docking and an excellent understanding of their reduction in senate seats—and this elections coming fixtures, saying they’ve already Breems) currently on SU Exec and positions. All three left us believ- situation has not improved under up on Tuesday looked into possible locations other another (Williams) who is currently ing that their experiences within Re’s tenure as VP of Administration. Wand Wednesday of than Chicago for the senior trip and the Junior Class Council president. SU would serve them well in their While we would have been open to this week, members from the two brainstorming ideas such as trying Outlook: Ultimately, both slates respective positions. However, the ideas on how he planned to move Senior Class Council slates (Legacy to set another world record during stressed the desire to give the class two remaining candidates left us forward in SU, he continued to and Inspire) and the Executive senior week. The candidate for presi- of 2014 the best possible senior year with some significant concerns. The look backward, stressing that his Slate (Progress) spoke with the dent, Mehrotra, was president of that they could, both offered specific position of VP of Administration major focus would be to continue Student Life editorial board this past his Freshman and Sophomore Class plans regarding the senior trip and demands a thorough understanding efforts started this year. Re also weekend to give us a glimpse into Councils, and his experiences there senior week and both mentioned the of Student Union’s inner workings did not fill the position of Election their plans for next year. Below is a are no doubt a positive in evaluating importance of getting input from because the job centers on inter- Commissioner this semester until summary of these meetings as well the capabilities of this slate. their class members regarding their nal processes. That Hay, who has particularly late in the election as our take on what they had to say. plans. While our staff, by a 5-2-2 no prior experience with SU, was process, leading us to question his Note that not every slate member INSPIRE (SENIOR CLASS vote, preferred the Inspire Slate due selected for this position instead of ability to drum up interest in and was present at these meetings. COUNCIL) to its more pragmatic outlook and a qualified SU representative leaves enthusiasm toward next year’s SU Members: Bailey Breems (President), plans for implementation, we have a us concerned. She spoke to us at elections. This also raises questions LEGACY (SENIOR CLASS Taylor Docking (Internal Vice good deal of confidence in the abil- length about her goal of improving about his leadership ability, given COUNCIL) President), Alex Williams (External ity of either slate to lead next year’s communication, but while that’s that one of his main responsibili- Members: Varun Mehrotra Vice President), Sarah Harary senior class. obviously an important aspect of SU ties as VP of Administration was (President), Daniel Raggs (Internal (Secretary), Jake Lichtenfeld Exec’s job, VP of Administration recruitment and retention of SU rep- Vice President), Connie Shao (External (Treasurer) PROGRESS (SU EXECUTIVE requires significantly more than resentatives. His choice to approach Vice President), Asha Thomas Our Take: The Inspire Slate OFFICERS) bolstering relationships between Hay to fill his current position raises (Secretary), Hilary Brownstead seemed a bit more grounded and Members: Matt Re (President), senators and members of Exec. questions about his vision for SU (Treasurer) perhaps realistic in what it believed Liz Hay (Vice President of While she does have prior leader- as a whole. While he certainly has Our Take: The Legacy Slate it could accomplish. Several of Administration), Michael Land (Vice ship experience with the Women’s extensive SU experience, his tenure seemed very optimistic in regard its members’ ideas that appealed President of Public Relations), Nick Panhellenic Association, her lack of as VP of Administration has done to its capabilities to galvanize the to us revolved around the need to Palermo (Vice President of Finance), SU experience puts her at a distinct little to recommend him for a higher senior class through its three pillars: reflect on their times here, includ- William Waldron (Vice President of disadvantage in terms of carrying position. tradition, unity and innovation. It ing a literal “bucket list” passed Programming) out the responsibilities of the office. We hope at the very least that yet explained to us how those pillars are out to seniors and a “last chance Our Take: The Progress Slate, Finally, SU presidential candidate another uncompetitive SU election more than just positive-sounding campaign” featuring activities in St. barring an unforeseen and shock- Matt Re has given us some reasons will highlight the chronic problem words, giving examples of events Louis in which seniors could take ingly successful write-in campaign, to be concerned. In our interview, he of recruitment and retention of that it felt backed up each idea. The part during their final three months will comprise the next set of SU casually reminded us that his slate SU representatives. Hopefully the “innovation” aspect seemed to strike here. The slate has also looked into a executive officers as it is running was the only choice we had, and that stronger portion of an Exec slate will us the most—one of the new senior more tangible item such as a bench unopposed. There were some posi- tone created a sense of complacency be sufficient until Hay is able to gain gift ideas is a student-and-faculty or plaque for the senior gift—some- tive takeaways in our meeting with that we hope won’t last as he takes a stronger sense of internal SU pro- dinner within each school, giving thing that students can come back the slate. Land’s enthusiasm and over his position. Furthermore, SU cedure and Re can give more honest students a chance to thank their and look at after graduation. In poise greatly impressed us, and both has a recurring problem with recruit- thought toward what “Progress” the faculty. They were also ambitious terms of experience, the slate does Palermo and Waldron displayed ing representatives—despite a recent slate will achieve in the coming year.

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SCHUYLER ATKINS I firmly believe that the com- CLASS OF 2016 ments associated with this article can and will serve as a great deter- y name is Schuyler rent for many prospective Atkins, and I am Washington University students. If a freshman here I were a prospective student, and I Mat Washington read some of the comments on that University. I am writing you con- article, I would never even consider cerning your recent article about the attending Washington University, suspension of Sigma Alpha Epsilon and many of my friends feel the activities involving racially charged same way. I firmly believe that dif- action. My concern is not about the ference in opinion and controversy content of your article, but rather can be starting blocks for productive the comments that have been made discussion, but the majority of these on the article. comments are far from productive. First of all, I believe that every- They are inflammatory and hard to one, regardless of opinion, should stomach, for both minority students be able to comment on the articles and for students who believe in the on this website. However, I also value of diversity and a campus that believe that the possibility of ano- engenders that diversity. nymity concerning the posters of I strongly suggest that you halt these comments has allowed for all possibility of commenting on offensive and hurtful comments to this article in an anonymous, online be made on this particular article. forum, if for nothing else than the While my own feelings towards sake of the future of Washington these comments may not be your University. These comments paint concern, I believe that the feelings a picture of a student body that is of prospective students should be unpleasant, hateful and bigoted. It both your concern and the concern may be impossible for you to erase of the university, in general. In a few these comments, but it would be weeks, students will receive their wonderful if you could stop any acceptance letters to Washington new ones from being posted, at least University. Some of those students for the time being, while emotions will be attending finalist week- are high concerning the incident. end for the Ervin, Rodriguez and This request comes from a con- Danforth Scholars Programs. Even cerned student who would like to more of those students will attend see the university grow as a com- Celebration Weekend in April. munity year by year, and I worry Even students who attend neither that these comments could slow of these weekends will undoubtedly that growth. peruse the Washington University Thank you for reading this Facebook group, and all of these message, and I hope you take my students will eventually stumble worries (and the worries of many) upon this article (if they haven’t into consideration. already). CARMI CIONI | STUDENT LIFE

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OP-ED SUBMISSION Wash. U.’s An open letter: witch hunt What is education for?

JASON PARK and I want to make sure that CLASS OF 2013 you feel safe here. Please let me know if there’s anything I can MATT CURTIS refused to wait for all relevant that SAE had subsequently been ear educators, do for you?” FORUM EDITOR information to be collected and suspended, the administration students and lead- Why do we distance our- thus adopted the attitude—per- endorsed an unsubstantiated ers of Washington selves from what happened? I y this point everyone haps because that is what it narrative that could only serve D University, know that I am guilty for saying who doesn’t live under wanted to believe—that SAE was to upset students at a time The past week’s incident insensitive things, sometimes a rock without any guilty of targeting black students when even this publication had was brought to my attention even engaging in acts of micro- BWUFI—which, admit- with racist activities. As further retracted accusatory language. in a seminar that comprises aggression for cheap laughter. tedly, may be several people—has information came to light not a Thus, the University bears a large mostly black students. Some I’ve witnessed many students heard of the racial episode day later, it appears that pledges, part of the responsibility for the of my classmates were pres- rapping along the same song, involving Sigma Alpha Epsilon not “new members” of SAE as misinformation that was spread ent at the time, and we shared and I am willing to admit that pledges last Tuesday night that Vice Chancellor for Students and the angry, hurt reactions feelings, discussed a wide this is a serious issue. rapidly exploded into the biggest Sharon Stahl’s email erroneously that followed. To date, it has not range of implications of the How can we say the incident campus-wide controversy that claimed, were responsible for, apologized for doing so. incident and carried out an was nothing serious, when our I, as a senior, have ever seen. It at worst, unknowingly offend- As more time passes and engaging, constructive conver- fellow students are in tears, outweighs outrage at attempts to ing several black students evidence suggesting that SAE sation involving a variety of when they fear the rest of the bring Bristol Palin to Wash. U. to by repeating a rap song with is a hotbed of racism fails to perspectives. Some of my class- student body, when racist com- speak about teen pregnancy on racially-charged words in a set- materialize, it becomes increas- mates—who I deeply respect ments are thrown at them every college campuses (ha!) or several ting in which the black students ingly and embarrassingly obvious black students being evicted from could hear. It is worth noting that the University behaved in an a food establishment in Chicago that the scavenger hunt sheet unprofessional, discriminatory How can we say the incident was nothing seri- due to their race. Indeed, I provided to Student Life and fashion and was overly eager to ous, when our fellow students are in tears, when wouldn’t be surprised to learn the University says nothing of believe the worst of its students they fear the rest of the student body, when rac- that this is the most controversial where the recital needed to take and punish them accordingly. episode at Wash. U. in over a place, so it is entirely possible As a first step toward repairing ist comments are thrown at them every day? decade, exposing as it did racial that the brothers of SAE are not its credibility, the University tensions where many of us even responsible for the public must lift its suspension of SAE and love—were shaking in tears day? How can we tell those believed they did not exist. setting. However, neither at the immediately and send another and frustration. students who were affected by Far from dealing with the time of the University’s action in mass email apologizing both I have been trying to under- the incident how to feel before incident in a careful, intelligent suspending SAE nor now does for unfairly shutting down the stand what has been going on understanding their grievances manner, however, the adminis- the administration acknowl- third fraternity of the year and with all the knowledge, skills and helping them feel better? tration reacted in a reactionary, edge that there is absolutely no for the critical role it played in and wisdom that came from Other students prioritize flailing way that is perhaps evidence—none, zero, null set— informing every single member you. My learning came from homework and other profes- indicative of larger issues it has that anyone, pledge or brother, of the student body that SAE accomplished, remarkable sional obligations over being with fraternities. Instead of in SAE acted to offend, and the was involved in racist activities. professors who went beyond engaged in this issue. How can doing anything to calm tensions fraternity remains wrongfully Then, the University should simply providing information. we be leaders of our society or use this episode to teach the suspended. lead the process of healing not It often came from brilliant, when individual work ethics unwitting about the harmful Even worse than unfairly by doling out punishments as if compassionate fellow students trump the needs of our com- effects words can have in certain targeting members of the Greek they were Mardi Gras beads but who are capable of incredible munity? How can we have contexts, the administration community, however, Wash. U. by promoting a campus-wide things. This environment is “global” aspirations when we has instead reacted in a shame- inflamed tensions even further discourse on the importance of well-kept, both administratively can’t care for students who we ful, inappropriate manner that at just the time when emotions racial sensibility. and aesthetically, by workers of interact with on a daily basis? wrongfully portrayed the events needed to be calmed. When In my 3 1/2 years at Wash. all color who truly care about This is not a black and white on Tuesday night and serves as a Stahl declared in her email that U., I have experienced a broad our community. issue, nor a Greek Life issue. prime example for why it is nec- the University had received spectrum of emotions for my But looking at the University- We all know that we have a essary to think before acting. reports that “new members of… school, ranging from annoyance wide response to the incident, separated community, and we The administration is guilty [SAE], engaged in racially offen- to delight to exasperation. Never I wonder, can we call ourselves fear real communication. This of two egregious wrongs. Wash. sive behavior directed toward a before have I had cause to be educated when we can carry leads to cases of sexual assault, U., by acting in under 24 hours, group of students of color” and ashamed. on with so much ignorance, racial slurs and other forms of violence and detachment even exclusion and violence which with members of our own will continually haunt our community? community. This is a Wash. U. Media sensationalism Here are some observations issue. and questions for you, who How are educators dealing have taught me the values of with this issue? Apart from ruined the truth about SAE intellectual thinking, social your intellectual expertise, justice, citizenship, democracy, you have been around on WILL WILDER events and scandals occur in order the article popped up on The community, empathy and love. this campus for much longer STAFF COLUMNIST to remain relevant. This speed of Huffington Post, several other Why do we spend so much than the student body, whose publishing unfortunately some- national and regional publica- energy on accurate investiga- memory, grasp of the admin- veryone on this campus times comes at the expense of fact tions have put out pieces on the tion and punishment? Can we istrative power structure and has heard of the Sigma checking. The Internet has also incident. The national press has sympathize with the fresh- experience are severely limited. Alpha Epsilon racial led to an explosion in the volume put the Wash. U. administration man, who may not have been You have the power, authority Eslur incident in Bear’s of news media sources—instead in a pretty awkward situation— sensitized enough to act more and wisdom to bring students’ Den Tuesday night by now. The of a paper in each city and a few they have to act decisively or risk wisely? But more importantly, attention to the incident in scandal has dominated student national news networks, we have national backlash. we must find ways to apologize class, and also to put an end conversations and Student Life thousands of blogs and online The fact that a supposedly repu- to students who were victim- to polarized, misguided and headlines for the past week, and journals. The sheer amount of table national publication such ized and demonstrate that they hurtful debates online that are everyone on campus seems to articles about any given event as The Huffington Post would are just as welcome as every- dividing the student body. You have an opinion on what really drives journalists to sensational- publish an article relying mostly body else on campus. There must demonstrate how to react happened and what should be ize stories in order to compete. on Facebook posts for informa- are few efforts to console our for justice. done. Major news outlets such These two trends—rapid produc- tion—reprinted from a blog that friends, but insensitive criti- Lastly, the administration as The Huffington Post were tion of articles and sensationalist writes articles like “How DTF cisms are rampant online. The should not prioritize its market- quick to share their opinions with headlines—came together to turn Are Girls When Visiting Other anonymity not only allows ing concerns for fundraising the world and turn an isolated the SAE racial slur incident into Colleges?” and “To Me, If It’s Not students to hide behind their and admissions and minimize incident into a national scandal. a complex monster that no one at Unprotected, It’s Not Sex”—with- insensitivity, but it also breeds the seriousness of the incident. With all of the constant conversa- Wash. U. was able to handle. out actually speaking directly to fear on campus. Imagine walk- What has been happening fully tion and absurd rumors, it very We at StudLife first put out anyone involved in the incident ing through campus thinking demands prolonged commit- well may be impossible for the an article on SAE at 1:45 p.m. is absurd. The Huffington Post University to ever determine the on Wednesday. At 2:16 p.m., article has robbed the pledges and truth of what actually happened. Sharon Stahl (vice chancellor for victims involved in the incident The administration should not prioritize Sensationalist journalism and students) sent out an email to the of the chance to tell their story to its marketing concerns for fundraising and poor fact checking have robbed the student body to make everyone an unbiased audience and forced admissions and minimize the seriousness of the students involved and the Wash. aware of the situation. Several the administration to act quickly U. community as a whole of the hours later, BroBible, a popular before learning all of the facts. I’m incident. opportunity to tell the truth and website devoted to the college bro not trying to trivialize what hap- have a constructive dialogue. life style, published a piece on the pened—there should be no space that any one of your fellow ment for establishing safe As a whole, the Internet has incident that cited five sources— at Wash. U. for racial harassment students can be racist, or cares platforms for constructive been great for journalism—it has the original StudLife article, an of any kind. I’m not qualified very little about your suffering. discussion, policy change and brought people’s access to infor- anonymous tipster from Wash. to write more on this incident Is it really more important to general improvement of Wash. mation to unprecedented levels. U., Stahl’s email, a thread in the because everything I know is spend hours arguing over how U. culture. However, the Internet has created Wash. U. Class of 2015 Facebook from secondhand accounts and “big” this incident was, than I hope our community’s two trends in media that can lead group and a thread on the Wash. rumors. I don’t know what hap- to walk up to a student who response does justice to to stories being blown completely U. Confessions Facebook page. pened because I wasn’t there—but was affected by the incident countless lives outside of our out of proportion. The increasing Things started to get really out neither was Brandon Wenerd of and say, “I am sorry for what community whose well-being speed of information necessitates of hand when, at 4:38 p.m., The BroBible or anyone from The happened. I just wanted to let and democracy depend on our that journalists put out articles as Huffington Post reprinted the Huffington Post. you know that not everyone at values, care and commitment. quickly as possible when major BroBible article verbatim. Since Wash. U. is ignorant or racist, Thank you.

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Women’s Tennis dominates Rhodes College in a 9-0 sweep DEREK SHYR mentality in preparation, and week of hard work in prac- fifth flight, Edershile shut out SPORTSSPORTS EDITOR they were definitely stronger tice paid off as they won all the Lynx’s Elyse Smith in the than last year. We had some six singles flights in straight first set. Even though Smith After splitting the first two competitive points, and we sets. Coran and junior Aarthi came close in the second set, matches of its season, the No. wanted it to be somewhat of Kasilingam showed strong Edershile responded well, 13 Washington University a challenge...I’m happy with performances, both winning beating Smith, 6-4, and help- women’s tennis team took what our players got.” their matches 6-1, 6-2, while ing Wash. U. record another care of business on Saturday In doubles, none of the Silverberg finished 6-3, 6-1, to straight-set win. and completely dominated Bears allowed Rhodes to improve her singles record to Although the Bears are Rhodes College with a 9-0 win more than three games. 9-1 this academic year. Senior pleased with their perfor- win in its first home match of Juniors Theresa Petraskova Paige Madara also finished mance against Rhodes, they the season. and Corinne Rauck outplayed with a win by a score of 6-2, hope to continue building on Sweeping all three doubles Rhodes’ Maggie Donoghue 6-1. their success as they match up matches and winning all six and Emily Rizer, 8-3, sopho- “Our volleys were really against No. 12 Pomona-Pitzer singles matches in straight more Hanna Newstadt and working out, and it helped Colleges next Saturday in sets, the Bears played one of freshman Jamie Silverberg us out when we needed to Claremont, Calif. Stahlhuth their best matches against the won, 8-2, and freshman finish,” Stahlhuth said. “We knows that the match will be Lynx for the second year in Aly Coran and junior Betsy couldn’t be happier with the a challenge, but she believes a row. Although the results Edershile won, 8-2. [singles’] results, and I’m that it’s a test her team is show that the Lynx were no “We showed some good proud of how we responded ready to face. match for the Red and Green, team effort today on doubles in situations where we needed “We’ve got some adjust- head coach Kelly Stahlhuth that helped us succeed,” to score.” ments that we can make felt that Rhodes presented Stahlhuth said. “We were In the first flight, throughout this week,” some challenges that helped trying to fine-tune particular Petraskova had a close Stahlhuth said. “We’re going the Bears’ players improve as shots throughout the week, first set against Rhodes’ to practice as hard as we a whole. and I think it paid off when Donoghue, closing out with can to prepare for them. We ERIC MARCUS | STUDENT LIFE “Even though Rhodes we played.” a 6-4 win. Her second set know it’s going to be a good Junior Betsy Edershile returns a serve with her backhand during is not as tricky as DePauw, Stahlhuth hoped to see was much better as she out- challenge for us, but I believe the Lynn Imergoot Invitational on Sept. 16, 2012. Edershile won we still needed to play well some improvements on vol- dueled Donoghue, 6-2, and that we can deliver. It’s going at No. 5 singles and No. 3 doubles as Washington University in order to win,” Stahlhuth leys and finishes in her team’s improved her first-flight to be an interesting match for swept Rhodes College 9-0. said. “We didn’t change our singles matches. The Bears’ singles record to 3-0. In the sure.”

MEN’S B-BALL FROM PAGE 1 points. Burnett collected 10 we wanted to come out for have figured us out, I like a defender for yet another rebounds to go with his 13 the second half, and we did,” to think that I can come in layup, prompting a Spalding points for his third double- head coach Mark Edwards and mess them up a little. It’s timeout as the Field House double of the season, and joked. “We took a vote to fun for me. I have had many roared. Hoener’s six straight Hoener finished with 19 see if we wanted to turn up different roles on this team points pushed the Wash. U. points on the night. the defense a little bit, and throughout the years, and lead to seven at 54-47. When the final horn we thought we did.” I think Coach [Edwards] “Sometimes the team sounded, Wash. U. had Junior Alan Aboona led has finally found the right gets into a lull, and it was a 43-24 advantage in the way at the break with spot for me. It is fun for me really fun to get everybody rebounds, including a +17 eight points and two early to come in and provide a fired up. I’m really proud of margin (26-9) in the second three-pointers, and Hoener little energy, a spark off the everybody and how hard we half. chipped in seven points bench, and help the team fought in the second half,” “Every night is a battle for off the bench. Wash. U.’s however I can.” Hoener said. “The ball us down low, but we worked offense was hindered in the After Spalding managed bounced in our area a couple together and really focused first half by Klimek’s two to keep it close, Hoener took times. Rob got some easy on playing good defense. quick fouls, as he played just over. With the lead down to baskets; I got a couple easy That generates points on the nine minutes and had two four and the shot clock wind- baskets.” other end with easy buck- points and two rebounds. ing down, Hoener drove into From there, the Bears ets,” Burnett said. “Me, Klimek came out of the the lane and was met by two coasted to the finish. [sophomore Matt Palucki break with a vengeance, much taller defenders. He Although the lead shrunk and junior Chris Klimek] are scoring more points in the leaped and wrapped a pass to five with just under two all very hard workers around first three minutes than he around a defender to a wide- minutes to play, back-to-back the basket, and we know that had the entire first half with open Burnett for an easy layups from Burnett quickly if one of us comes up with a a fast break layup and a free layup. put the game out of reach. tipped ball or blocked shot, it throw. Spalding started the Two possessions later, “We knew they were a is going to result in another second half shooting 1-9 Hoener once again found good team. We saw it on possession because we are before making a fast break the ball in his hands with the tape,” Edwards said. “We all long and we can all go for layup, cutting the Bears’ lead shot clock winding down. knew they were talented. ZOE KLINE | STUDENT LIFE the ball.” to one at 34-33. This time he drove, stopped We knew they were well An official signals for a jump ball as senior Rob Burnett (top of “I think the big differ- At that point, head coach and spun around to swish a coached. Tonight, we saw pile) and sophomore Matt Palucki (middle) fight for a loose ball ence between the first half Mark Edwards went to a fadeaway jumper. two teams ready for the tour- with a Spalding University player. The game was physical from and the second half was the smaller lineup, substituting Two possessions after that, nament and one of them the onset, but Washington University emerged with a +17 advan- tage in rebounding margin. rebounding,” head coach in the six-foot Hoener for Hoener stripped Spalding’s win…There is no doubt that Mark Edwards added. “That six-foot-seven-inch Burnett. Thomas Blakemore and beat these kids believe in them- to the victory in that one as Edwards said. is indicative of the intensity This spread out Spalding’s two defenders for the fast selves and believe in each the Red and Green held the “We have played Illinois that we had during the sec- defense, and Palucki break layup, screaming in other. Even on the nights Titans to 33.3 percent shoot- Wesleyan once, and we ond half.” responded with a big three- motivation at the Wash. U. when it didn’t go well, they ing on the night. know the little things they do The game was physical pointer to push the lead to bench on his way back up don’t quit believing.” “When you’re playing and the intricacies of their from the beginning, and an 39-33. the court. No. 10 Illinois Wesleyan, in the tournament, you’re offense. I have the utmost ugly first half for both sides “I think [coming off the Palucki swatted a layup a team Wash. U. has never going to play good teams. confidence in our team,” ended in a 29-29 tie. The bench] is a mindset that from Spalding’s Cody beaten in the NCAA tour- We have a great history of Burnett said. “The coaches Bears shot just 33.3 percent suits me a little. It lets the Curtsinger on the ensuing nament, is next up. The great competition between will put in a game plan, from the field and largely game get into a rhythm, and possession and fed Hoener two met earlier this season the two schools over the and we will follow it. We’ll kept pace with some timely I have fun disrupting that once again on the fast break. on Dec. 1, in a game the years, and it seems that it work on honing our skills in three-pointers. rhythm,” Hoener said. “If Hoener drove hard into Bears won 67-57 in the Field ends up in the NCAA tour- preparation for Saturday’s “We took a vote to see if the other team thinks they the lane and spun around House. Defense was the key nament a number of times,” game.”

WOMEN’S B-BALL FROM PAGE 1 Comets managed to score. in before their next game.” the Bears’ tall front line, relax, and I think we got in three-pointer at the buzzer. foul trouble and illness. Anda scored five straight The Bears feasted on 20 attempted to counter Wash. a really nice offensive flow “Having these close Gilkey went to urgent points, and after UT-Dallas Comet turnovers, which U.’s post play by retreat- in the first half.” games is really important care to be treated for strep regained the lead with two helped offset their poor ing into a 2-3 zone defense, In the second half, the come tournament time,” throat immediately after free throws with 6:40 left, shooting performance. For Montgomery entered off Bears repeatedly built a siz- Anda said. “You know, the game’s conclusion. “It’s junior Jordan Rettig secured only the third time all sea- the bench and punished the able lead before a Rhodes there’s other teams in the pretty hard to physically talk an offensive rebound and son, Wash. U. was held Lynx for their tactic. run narrowed the gap. The bracket that kind of have right now,” she told Student banked in a layup to give without a three-pointer, She made three three- final such time, Rhodes cut blowout wins, which is Life via text message. “To the Bears the lead for good. going a paltry 0-12. pointers against the zone a 69-60 deficit to 72-70 at great, but I think for us, it’s be honest the adrenaline Later, Anda sank two free But the Red and Green before Rhodes switched the final media timeout. good to kind of keep get- we were all feeling that gme throws with 22.9 seconds and their three-point back to man defense, After play resumed, the ting tested so after we get to [sic] and the energy my left to make it a two-posses- specialist, junior Lucy against which she sank two Lynx made a three-pointer harder and harder games, teammates were showing sion game and provide the Montgomery, weren’t con- more. When the barrage to take their first lead of the we’ll have that confidence was probably the best thing final margin of victory. cerned. “Friday was just was over, she had scored 15 game, but on the ensuing and knowledge that if we for me at the time because Afterward, Anda recalled a low-scoring, defensive points in only 12 minutes of Wash. U. possession, sopho- are down by one, we can it helped numb the pain…I the words of head coach battle,” she said. “I wasn’t action; what finally stopped more Melissa Gilkey found come back and hold onto was able to stay focused on Nancy Fahey: “The first really worried after Friday her was a collision with a Anda cutting across the that win.” what was important- the game is usually the hard- night because I knew we’re Rhodes player that left the paint for a layup to regain With Montgomery game and my teammates.” est to win because we’re so all good shooters; we just pinky finger on her shoot- the advantage. scratched from second-half Both Montgomery excited to be in the tour- had an off night. And we ing hand swollen and made In the final minutes, action, Gilkey assumed and Gilkey gave assur- nament, and then you get came back [Saturday] and it impossible for her to catch stingy Wash. U. defense the brunt of the scoring ances that they would be there and you a get a little were able to capitalize when any passes. and made free throws load. The all-conference healthy for the team’s next too amped up.” they went into that zone by “Luckily when I went kept the Lynx at bay, and first-teamer tallied a double- game, Friday night at No. “We’re a young team,” knocking down some open in, I was able to get some Rhodes sophomore Lauren double with 18 points and 1 DePauw University. A she added, “so I was happy threes.” open looks and knock them Avant, a University of 11 rebounds, including nine full preview will appear in to kind of be able to help When Rhodes, at a severe down,” she said, “and from Tennessee transfer who of each in the second half, Thursday’s issue of Student my team and let them settle height disadvantage against there you could just see us scored 29 points, missed a despite being hampered by Life. MONDAY, MARCH 4, 2013 CAROLINE LUDEMAN | SENIOR SCENE EDITOR | [email protected] STUDENT LIFE 7 SCENE ‘Cupcake Wars’ launches bakery to St. Louis stardom

EMILY SYBRANT of expanding by buying a food truck for crazy,” Jason said. “And I told everybody, SCENE REPORTER a couple of months, the actual purchase like, ‘We have all these cupcakes,’ I said, happened suddenly. ‘but I’m an hour late for Food Truck “We have to kick it in full gear here,” Jenna “Literally, [I] was on my way home Friday. It’s already started, and I have to Seibert urged. “I came here to win.” from work, and I just called to check go there with these—please come there.’ Silver industrial stand mixers blended in, and she and her mom were on their And I felt really bad, but, yeah, it went runny milk into a thicker mixture, creating way to Georgia,” Jason said. “She had nuts.” a sticky white batter. Lids flew off canisters, found a truck online and ‘It’s going to be Ever since, business for the bakery has and ingredients were carefully measured. A perfect, and I’m going to get it, and I’m been steady. In addition to the “Cupcake huge batch of bacon crackled in a silver skil- on my way right now—I’m somewhere Wars” episode, the attention from local let. Blueberries simmered in a pan, stirred in Georgia.’ So the next day she came news and media sources has added to occasionally with a yellow rubber spatula by home, and there was that truck sitting the bakery’s visibility. The most substan- Seibert’s husband, Jason. He rushed to the there.” tial method of exposure for The Sweet fridge; his long, dark hair pulled back into Jason and Jenna outfitted the truck Divine, though, is social media; the a disheveled ponytail as he grabbed a carton themselves. Since the truck was for bakery has more than 3,000 followers on from the fridge. distribution, it didn’t need cooking or Twitter and just fewer than 5,000 likes on “We need to make some changes on a couple baking equipment, keeping the cost Facebook. of cupcakes,” Jenna says. “We have to make reasonable, Jason said, and the truck On Mondays, Jenna and Jason work [the blueberry compote] thicker. I need to try launched in March 2011. Though Jason with their pastry chef to set the week’s to cook it down more. And we also need to was still working full time as a bricklayer, menu, and Jenna chooses the truck loca- make that blueberry cupcake a little lighter. he would wake up early in the morning tions for the week. There is no specific And with that bacon cupcake, we need to amp and help Jenna bake cupcakes for the rotation of flavors; the menu consists of up that bacon even more. Holy moly, that’s a day in their basement bakery. He left for whatever the team feels like making for lot of bacon.” work; she would take the cupcake truck the week. The menu and truck schedule The Sweet Divine team started frost- out for the day. However, as one of only are communicated via social media. ing. They squeezed frosting bags filled with a handful of St. Louis vendors with a Though The Sweet Divine has a menu lemon buttercream, marshmallow frosting roaming vendor’s license at the time, The of tried-and-true cupcakes, the bakery and chocolate buttercream onto the perfectly Sweet Divine truck faced a steep learning works to incorporate new flavors. Every rounded cupcake tops. The fondant and choco- curve in finding the best places to park Food Truck Friday throughout the sum- late pieces of the decorations began coming and learning what to stock on the truck. mer featured a new cupcake flavor at together on large sheet tray, ready to be placed To begin with, The Sweet Divine truck The Sweet Divine truck, and the bakery on top of the cupcakes. followed around the savory trucks, giving is constantly developing and testing new “Bakers, in this final challenge, you were a dessert option to the people who picked cupcakes. asked to create a 1,000-cupcake display in up lunch at another food truck. “We grab inspiration from anywhere. honor of the latest installment of the world- “Nobody really knew where they could That’s the beauty of cupcakes—you can wide mobile gaming phenomenon Angry Birds go or what they could do. There was so do so much. You can pretty much put Space,” Justin Willman, the boyish host of much room at the time that the savory anything in a cupcake,” Jason said. “Cupcake Wars,” said. “In the end, the judges trucks didn’t mind a sweet truck parking Their Rendezvous cupcake, for exam- felt that one of you truly captured what Angry next to them,” Jason said. “We followed ple, stemmed from a night out at Frazer’s, Birds is all about today, and your flavors, the savory trucks around until we came a restaurant in Benton Park. As Jason decorations and total presentation will get the up with a rhythm and knew what places and Jenna sat drinking cabernet and eat- party started in Seattle just the perfect way. we could go, what was selling, what ing a brie and fruit appetizer, Jenna found Congratulations...Jenna, you’re the winner of wasn’t.” inspiration. In talking about the cupcake, ‘Cupcake Wars!’” As food trucks became more common they decided on a cabernet sauvignon in St. Louis, more spots were cultivated, cake with creamed brie frosting. The next The ovens at The Sweet Divine fire up and The Sweet Divine truck began to day, Jason got started on it, resulting in early in the morning, typically around 6 find its groove. Now, the truck is out on the Rendezvous cupcake. a.m. In the busier summer months, it’s the streets Tuesday through Friday on an While Jason and Jenna conceptualize not unusual for the bakery’s lights to be approximate two-week rotation of spots. most of the flavor ideas, they consult flicked on an hour or two earlier. By 9 In addition, the schedule mixes in eight their pastry chef to ensure that the flavor a.m., the South City bakery finishes bak- to 10 periodically visited spots. Every combinations are harmonious. However, ing the approximately 30 dozen cupcakes Friday, though, the truck goes to Ameren, that doesn’t stop them from trying out and other assorted baked goods for the a St. Louis-based power corporation. rare flavors or cooking with unconven- day, and the frosting process is underway. “The truck is fun; it’s a lot of fun,” tional ingredients. Since The Sweet Divine’s appearance Jason said. “Everybody’s in a good “I always tell everybody there’s too on the Food Network’s “Cupcake Wars” mood. Everybody’s coming up to get much pink in here, so I try to man it up in July 2012, the publicity of the bakery cupcakes or something good to eat. And with alcohol and bacon and stuff like and cupcake truck has made the business everybody’s smiling, and all I’ve got to do that,” Jason said. a St. Louis institution. Tuesday through is hand out cupcakes. It’s fun.” As much as possible, The Sweet Divine Saturday, The Sweet Divine bakery sells In the summer of 2011, The Sweet prefers to use local beer when it uses beer eight to 10 cupcake flavors for $3 apiece. Divine was becoming so popular that in its cupcakes, and the bakery has devel- The cupcake truck parks at various loca- Jason took a four-month hiatus from his oped a special relationship with 4 Hands tions on the St. Louis streets Tuesday job to help Jenna with the bakery, though Brewing Co., a St. Louis craft brewery through Friday and notifies customers of he did go back to his job that winter. in the LaSalle Park neighborhood. its location via Twitter. With the bakery’s The next spring, though, the bakery’s Approached by the brewery to create steady popularity, The Sweet Divine has success was further magnified by its win cupcakes using 4 Hands beer, The Sweet outgrown its current South City location on Cupcake Wars. After shooting the epi- Divine incorporates 4 Hands Reprise and will be moving to a larger and more sode in late March 2012, Jason and Jenna Centennial Red ale into the Centennial visible location in Soulard in April. knew it was imperative to open a store- Red Velvet cupcake and 4 Hands Smoked When Jenna Seibert started The Sweet front before the episode aired. With the Pigasus porter into the Chocolate Pigasus Divine four years ago, however, she store opening approaching, Jason decided cupcake. wasn’t baking cupcakes in a bakery or to quit his job for good to join the bakery While some flavor ideas come from distributing them on a food truck—she full time, and The Sweet Divine opened unexpected places, others come from was baking cakes in her home kitchen. its storefront in June 2012. unexpected and sometimes outrageous The elaborate cakes that Jenna made “I quit my job and hopped on full tastes, like the PicaDilly, inspired by a for friends and family and posted on board. Just went to work and started Lay’s pickle-flavored chip that Jenna ate. Facebook garnered demand for her spe- baking, and I love it. I don’t miss being a She headed into the bakery with a jar of cialty cakes and custom designs. At the bricklayer at all,” Jason said. pickles and some dill weed and came up urging of a family member, Jenna entered Since the winning episode premiered with the PicaDilly, a dill pickle cupcake an Energizer-sponsored cake decorating in July, business at The Sweet Divine has with dill cream cheese frosting topped competition, which she ended up win- more than tripled. Though the increase at with a potato chip. ning. With that win, Jenna decided that the store alone was impressive, business “As far as flavor combinations, we’re her cake decorating could be a business. at the cupcake truck skyrocketed. not afraid to try anything. It’s all a matter Jenna and Jason outfitted a kitchen “On that first cupcake episode...our of what people like if they’re not afraid,” in their basement for Jenna’s growing primary focus was, ‘Hey, we have a cup- Jason said. business. Although the bakery began with cake truck in St. Louis,’ and that’s kind With the steady business, Jason and just Jenna, it soon became clear that she of how they introduced us on the epi- Jenna are expanding to a new store- needed help to keep up with demand. sode. So when we came back into town front in Soulard. At the new location, “I was always a hobbyist baker. When and started rolling out the cupcake truck, Jason expects walk-in business to triple Jenna started getting busy with cakes, she it went crazy,” Jason said. due to the foot traffic in the surround- got to the point where she needed help. During the first Food Truck Friday— ing restaurant district and the Soulard And I was like, ‘Well, I can help you with the Sauce Magazine-sponsored food Farmers Market two blocks away. The some stuff.’ So that’s when I just started truck gathering in Tower Grove Park bakery, which will include seating for a baking things for her—cakes, helping her once a month throughout the summer— dozen people, is planning to extend hours with buttercreams,” Jason said. “I found after the “Cupcake Wars” episode aired, to accommodate the new business and that covering cakes with buttercreams—I The Sweet Divine storefront received so broaden the menu to include breakfast was a bricklayer before I did this—and I much business that people lined up out pastries and coffee drinks. found that I kind of had a knack for that the door. Eventually, the store ran out of “We’ve incubated it in small steps,” [because] I was used to holding tools, cupcakes and was unable to bake more Jason said. “We’ve been pretty success- trowels and stuff like that. I can butter- due to the preparation work for Food ful in that respect. Just small things at cream a cake pretty slickly, I think.” Truck Friday. a time—starting at home, putting the By January 2011, Jenna was ready to “I physically had to lock the doors so kitchen in the basement, the cupcake expand her business further. Though we could finish prepping Food Truck truck and now the storefront. It’s been a Jenna had been tossing around the idea Friday and get out the door—it was whirlwind.” 8 STUDENT LIFE GEORGIE MORVIS | SENIOR CADENZA EDITOR | [email protected] MONDAY, MARCH 4, 2013

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JAMIE GOTTLIEB Plus, their names are so ‘WINNING LONDON’ On Oscar Sunday, Anne CADENZA WRITER anachronistic (Madison Guys, Mary-Kate and Hathaway took home the and Alex). They just so Ashley are actually kind award for Best Supporting Let’s face it. Scandals happen to be trendy for of intelligent, strong and Actress, prompting basi- aside, Mary-Kate and the exact year in which it independent women in cally everyone to erupt Ashley Olsen have lived was made (2001). If you this movie. They also go in flames of rage. Twitter quite the dream life. They think about it, it doesn’t to London. When spring tore apart her acceptance both played Michelle make any sense. I just break called for school speech, she appeared on a on Full House, a child- don’t see why there’s any- field trips (mine was to number of worst dressed hood classic for any ’90s thing wrong with wanting New York City with my lists and gossip columns baby; they have their to go on a vacation and middle school chorus to are now claiming she own fashion line that have a trendy name and sing in Carnegie Hall), I threw a fit because co-star sells luscious clothing surprise-score a suite in only wanted to be sent to Amanda Seyfried’s dress one can only lust after. a beautiful hotel setting the United Kingdom to was too similar to hers. I Most importantly, they and hang out with all of freely shop, meet nobles can’t imagine how loud the made a series of mov- my new beach friends and and more. As the years hatred would have been if ies in which they prance read magazines. passed, I also developed Jennifer Lawrence hadn’t around the world being Also, Megan Fox appar- a penchant for tea and fallen up the stairs when awesome. Unfortunately, ently made her debut in would imagine myself winning Best Actress or these cinematic endeavors this movie. Pish posh. drinking tea with my BFFs if “The Onion” hadn’t have inspired delusions M-K and A. Too bad I’ve insulted Quvenzhane amongst youth regard- ‘PASSPORT TO PARIS’ never been to England. I Wallis. Hathaway’s speech ing what a spring break It is absolutely outra- also have graduated from would have been the major should be. By this I mean, geous that Mary-Kate middle school and high talking point of the night. I am guilty of suffering and Ashley are upset school. I find the hatred for Oscar from “I wish my spring about being forced to winner Anne Hathaway to break could be as cool as go to Paris. Talk about ‘OUR LIPS ARE SEALED’ be largely misguided, so M-K and A’s” syndrome. privilege, am I right? Once I love the hit song from here are five reasons you Here’s why, in a list of they finally realize how the ’80s, “Our Lips Are should love, not loathe, FRANCIS SPECKER | LANDOV | MCT movies. beautiful the city—and Sealed,” and I love a good her. Anne Hathaway holds the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for the boys—actually is, all heist movie. The idea that the film “Les Miserables” in the press room during the 85th annual Academy Awards at the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood & Highland ‘HOLIDAY IN THE SUN’ is right in the world. I the two could occur in SHE’S INCREDIBLY Center in Los Angeles, California, Sunday, February 24, 2013. Did I Google the just want to go to Paris Australia with Mary-Kate SMART AND POISED Atlantis Resort in the and run away from any and Ashley is basically A lot of people tweeted at the Oscars with James deserved all the accolades Bahamas two hundred authoritative figures with mind-blowing. I’m not snarky things about Franco. She tried too hard she received for playing times after seeing this my best model friends sure what I want for my Hathaway’s Oscar accep- or had too much energy, Fantine. Even the review- movie? Yes. Did I ask my and French men. I have spring break more—to be tance speech, in which she according to the critics. ers who hated the musical parents every day if we yet to do any of the a part of a witness protec- hoped that the plights of But Tina Fey put it best at seemed to love her. And could go to there? Yup. above and was hoping my tion program or go to her prostitute character the Golden Globes when to do that in the same year Did I love the song “Us spring break would one Australia. The only down- Fantine would one day describing her perfor- she played Catwoman Against the World” from day reach that same level side is that in March, it’s just be fictional rather mance in “Les Miz”: “I in “The Dark Knight that scene in which they of quality. Here’s to still fall. Darn you, Southern than an actual reality. haven’t seen someone so Rises” to almost as much dance in the club? Mhm. hoping. Hemisphere. That criticism is incredibly totally alone and aban- acclaim? Those who attack insensitive to those suffer- doned like that since Hathaway forget her vast ing in the sex trafficking when you were onstage array of talents—musical, industry, and Hathaway with James Franco at comedic and dramatic. had made shedding light the Oscars.” Why blame on this issue a central part Hathaway for trying to “THE PRINCESS of her media appearances. save a show that wannabe DIARIES” She has shown herself to poet Franco was sinking? We were first exposed be incredibly educated on Her exuberance is part of to Hathaway in the film other issues as well, such her charm. “The Princess Diaries,” as refusing to characterize which came out in August her extreme weight loss SHE’S ACTUALLY 2001. Along with “Mean for “Les Miz” as a positive TALENTED Girls,” it was one of the thing, knowing that many There’s a reason most influential movies young girls look up to her Hathaway is halfway to an of our generation. Who and might try to copy her. EGOT (winning an Emmy, didn’t love the fictional Unlike many other celebri- Grammy, Oscar and country of Genovia or ties, she recognizes she’s Tony) already, and it’s not want Julie Andrews to be a role model and acts the because of some vast con- his/her grandmother after part, too. spiracy against Hathaway seeing the movie? And haters. She can act just as Hathaway was the lead in SHE’S JUST REALLY well as any actress of her that movie, meaning our ENTHUSIASTIC generation, and she’s got fond memories are directly Much of the hatred for an amazing voice to boot. connected to her portrayal Hathaway first surfaced People seem to have for- of Princess Mia. If you after her co-hosting gig gotten that she completely still hate Anne Hathaway after re-watching “Princess Diaries” and remembering how much you loved the film as a kid, you ought to get your hair straightened FREAKY and your glasses removed. EVERYBODY CAMPAIGNS FAS T ! 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