THE MELLETTE COUNTY PIONEER.

DAVIS many pla fcKS HU HUSTLE Volunteer Adviser. Strategy. SWIPED FIRST hi IN OR JOBS “It's a lucky thing I came out here "What was ail the argument be- HOW MS. BEAN today I” exclaimed the delirious base- tween you and Judge Flivver yester- ball fan. "If It hadn’t ben for me, day?" Peculiar Stunt, Puzzling to Many, we’d have lost that game sure.” "Oh, we were discussing the merits MET THE GBSSIS Actually Pulled "Why, the man who won this game of our respective cars.” Off. is the chap who Just now slid to sec- “Thnt’s a foolish thing to do. You Carried Serfs!? Through Chanjjo ond.” can never convince a man that your ci Life by Lydb. E. Pin![ui*m’& “Yes. But didn’t you hear me yell- car Is better than his." Vejretabic Compound. Players and Fans Amazed When Cap- ing at the top of my voice telling him “I know that, but I got him so mad tain Started From Second to First- what to do?" that he committed himself to the state- Nothing to Stop Player Run- ment that my car can’t make ten Nashville,Terr.—"When over I wa3 jrjoir.g ning backward. There Is nothing quite so unsatisfac- miles an hour. The next time I’m through of I tho Change Lifo had a tu- tory as the good judgment a man brought up before him for speeding imor TiS large as a Harry Davis, the famous might have used but didn’t. I’ll remind him of that." child’s head. Tho old star of the Athletics, and in his time one of [doctor said it wa3 ihe first years best basement in tin* business, rhr«o coming was born in Philadelphia and gave medi- forty-three me yours ago. The cine for it I veteran has many What is Castoria until claims to remembrance, was called away one of which is a Castor Is that he is the only who ASTORIA harmless substitute for Oil, Paregoric, Drop* from the city for man ever stole first. That and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, some * peculiar incident has time. Of puzzled many fans, but C Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It ‘course I could not it was actually Pulled off. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. . It cures Diarrhoea and Wind go to him then, so was in the old days when Dave Fultz, now Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Tlatulsncy. It ;{mysister-in-law told president of ime that she thought the Basebull Pluyers’ fraternity, was assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Corn- playing in the outer garden for the natural sleep. The children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. round would cure it. It helped both Muck bunch. In this particular con- The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over the Change of Lifo and the tumor and test Davis was perched on first and 80 years, has born the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has bsen mads under personal supervision you v-hen I got home I did not need the doctor. Fultz was on third. Harry stole sec- his since its infancy. Allowno one to deoei ve in this. 1 took the Pinkham remedies until the ond in the hope that the throw would All Counterfeits, Imitations and “Just-aa-good” are but Experiments that give and endanger yf r :mor wa9 gone, the doctor said, and I Fultz a chance to race home. The trillowith the health of Infants and pellet to Children—Experience against Experiment. * i ive not felt it since. I tell every one was sent the catcher in time ?/ low I waa cured. If this letter will to head off Fultz, who barely managed genuine Castoria always bears the signature of ! dp others you are welcome to use it." to get buck to third, but Davis made --Mrs. E. 11. Bean, 625 Joseph Avenue, second. Captain Harry wanted that 1 ushville, Tenn. run, and he was bound to have it, so BRAVE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Com- when the next ball was pitched he why not try pOPHAM . s pound, a pure remedy containing the chused back to first, stealing that bag Grimaldi, Who Drove the Moors From extractive properties of good old fash- to the amazement of players and fans. the Mediterranean, Given Monaco ASTHMA MEDICINE ioned roots and herbs, meets the needs Of course a big howl went up, but the as His Reward. Qlvm Prompt and Positive Relief In Every woman’s system at umpire could find Cue. Sold by Druggists. Price 11.00. of this critical period nothing in the rules' Trial Package by Mail 10c. of her life. Try it to prohibit a player from running SOME OF THE STARS INCAPACITATED THIS One of the many disappointments there any symptom SEASON. WILLIAMS MFD. CO., Prop*. Ctmlind, 0. If is in your backward if he wanted to. Having of the present war is almost total ab- puzzles More star ball players have been ized they case which you, write to swiped the initial bag, Harry iheu in- that would have to get out sence of thrilling stories concerning jured this year than in any A the Lydia previous and hustle or CW Vfp _ Is not recommended E. Pinkham Medicine took another opportunity to try to they would be cut even the soldier of fortune. Even the “for- ZalVli Co., Lynn, Mass. season in a decade and they for everything; but 1C steal second, and while the throw was the fans more than expect. As a result, eign legion’’ you have kidney, liver of France, that Is made ROOT* throughout the country are mystified. they are making plays and or bladder trouble It made in an endeavor to head him ofl taking des- up of dare-devils from all over the may be Rather Loud. They cannot understand why these ac- perate chances which found Just the remedy you need. “Are yen living Fultz chased home with the coveted were unknown world, hus little or nothing in the way At drugglsta In fifty cent and dollar size* in a quiet neighbor cidents to stars should occur regu- in the lust two You may receive a sample bottle at run. so seasons. of romance to offer ,and the romantic elze hood now?" larly. The answer is that baseball is There is question this reliable medicine by Parcel Poet, Davis commenced his big-league ca- no about the hust- spirits have always been the ones that alao pamphlet telling about It. “I thought so for a while,” answerin' a different game this season. For sev- ling of the players this Addreaa Dr. Kilmer it Co., reer 20 years ago, in 189(3, when he season. They attached themselves to tho French Binghamton, the esthetic person. eral years the pluyers have been reap- working harder than N. Y., and encloaa ten cents, also men- are ever, realiz- banner. tion this paper. “What caused you to change you> ing a harvest. The natural advance- ing that their new contracts will be Did you ever hear o? the most dis- opinion?” ment of the game and the increase of based entirely upon what they show tinguished of the Grimaldi family, not Honor Roll. “I saw a neighbor of mine sitting or the profits of the magnates caused the this season and past not on reputation, the Genoese general “Has your college produced any dis- his veranda yesterday. He was wear salaries of players to mount rapidly, ns was the who remained at case when the Feds were home and fought for his tinguished men?" lng a silk shirt with pink greei and then own country, and came the war between or- in the field. Perhaps many fans have “Has It? Say, don’t you ever read stripes an ganized ball nor yet the artist who did heroic stunts inch wide.” and the Feds. noticed how much faster the games the papers? Didn’t you hear of Lefty The players took advantage of the are this year, on canvas, nor the sixteenth century Grimaldi who died by the hand of an Jones, the famous southpaw; or Kan- conditions and held the magnates up Almost every club major CLEANSE THE PORES in two assassin in the palace at Monaco, but garoo Klein, the best shortstop in for salaries all out of proportion to leagues has been handicapped by in- the tenth century ancestor that either league; or Biff Borroughs, the their value, with the result that the juries to star players, with the of Of Your Skin and Make It Fresh anC Ath- prince, who saved Monaco from the fence buster? And I could name a majority of the clubs lost money in letics, Yankees and Indians the chief Clear by Using Cuticura. Trial Free. Moors? His was an achievement dozen more who have made good la 1014 and 1915. There was nothing sufferers. One list places the num- worthy of a true soldier of fortune. the game. Have we ever produced any left for organized ball to do but make ber of crippled players at 51, but this When suffering from black Tlie tiny principality, perched Its distinguished men? Why, Spalding’s peace with the Federal league, and includes many of the usual ailments, on beads, redness or rough'utf'w, smear seagirt by Baseball Guide Is full of them.” the retrenchment policy was adopted such as arms and lame shoulders, cliff hud been settled the the skin with Cuticura Ol£\mcnt. sore Greeks even by the magnates. Almost every star which in way before Athens became Then wash off with Cuticura Soap anil are no due to the re- Personal Endeavors. player of the two Major leagues was vival of the the greatest city of the civilized world. hot water. These super-creamy fighting spirit of the play- “My fuce Is my fortune,” emol tied up to two or three-year contracts, ers. It was one of the cultural outposts of said the lients do much for the skin because Rome, century was girl with the dazzling complexion.” the majority of which expire at the Nineteen members of the Athletics anil in the fifth It they prevent pore clogging. Important center of Christianity. “Permit me,” replied Mr. Dustin close of the present season, and the and Yankees have out of an Free sample each by mail with Cook been the Stax, "to extend the compliments of players now are hustling. In recent game, each for or longer, Then the Moors crossed the Medi- Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. a week and a self-made man to a self-made I years the players refused to take any six bones terranean, extended their sway over wom- boston. (Sold everywhere.—Adv. broken are included in tlu an." unnecessary chances. They were con- list of injuries. Other players who Spain and seized the ancient Herculis tent to draw their salaries anil pre- have sustained broken bones are Lo- Monoeci Portus and gave over Its ?ringing It to a Climax. ferred to take chances on churches and monasteries to the in- no injuries, bert of the Giants, broken leg; Chap j Get ... “I know what’s .passing in you; Ask for and realizing that a serious accident would man of Cleveland, broken leg; fidels. For 200 years they defied the mind,” suddenly said the maiden as tie Adams hurt their earning capacity. of the Phillies, broken finger; Cady soldiers of Europe, and then Grimaldi habitually silent caller stared at her When the magnates announced that of Boston, broken finger; Magee ot came. There had been many wars In “Iknow, too, why you are calling her. there would be a general cut in sal- Boston, broken wrist; Fletcher of the Genoa, and here was a chance for a Skinners night after night, appropriating my THE HIGHEST QUALITY aries after the long term, war-time con- Giants, broken finger, and Archer ol Genoese captain. When his military yourself keeping time to and other nin had expired, the players real- the Cubs, broken finger. genius had driven the Moors Into the young men away. You want to marry sea, he was rewarded by being made MACARONI me, don’t you?” absolute monarch of a country 53 miles “I—l do!” gasped the young man. FANCIFUL IDEAS OF PLAYERS in circumference. “I thought so. Very well; I will.” SKINNER MFG.CO.. OMAHA.USA Polly McLarry, Former Cub Player, Is Possibilities of Slang. LARGEST MACARONI FACTORY IN AMERICA The past is beyond recall. Collector of Bats—Different DIAMOND Slang and its possibilities were viv- THE HIGH QUALITY SEWIHI MACHINE Harry Davis. Stick Each Inning. idly expressed in the conversation of signed by having two youths In a Back Bay home one was the Giants, pre- Talking NOTES about fanciful That Pain viously notions of night recently, says the Boston Trav- Knife-Like played with Providence and Ray Caldwell’s work has shown a NEVfefsQME ball players, a Los Angeles corre- boys got Have you a lame hack, aching day Pawtucket. New York soon turned big improvement of late. eler. The into a discussion NOT SOLD UNDER ANY OTHER NAME spondent furnishes this: Write for free booklet to be considered and night? you sharp * * * and when all legitimate arguments had "Points before Do feel pains him over to Pittsburgh, where he re- purchasin* a Sew after stooping? kidneys ‘Tolly McLarry has a hobby. He is exhausted, following in* Machine.” Learn the facts. Are the mained until ISOS. After a short ex- The Central league been the repartee THE NEW HOME SEWING sore? Is irregular? l)o a collector of Since joining the is in the best MACHINECO., ORANGE,MASB. their action perience with Louisville, Davis quit bats. was heard: you Angels McLarry, according financial condition it has ever been in. have headaches, backaches, to Secre- * again, Ihe game and went to work for a rail- * * "Snow I didn’t catch the rheumatic pains,—feel tired, nerv- tary Boots Weber’s figures, broke some- drift.” ous, way company. When Connie Mack Pitcher Barnes of the Braves has all worn-out? Use Doan’s Kid- thing less than a thousand hats, and “Keep on For Salo or Trade ney nvaded Philadelphia In 1001 he called as much speed as Alexander or spouting, kid, you’re a Pills —the medicine recom- has as many more ordered on the Wai- 2,000 aero Saskatchewan Farm, with com* mended by many people this Davis from his retirement and made ter Johnson. whale.” so In way. McLarry has a different bat for yer your plete equipment. Produced in 1915 over locality. Iteud experience captain and lirst baseman the ? • * “Tie shoe, tongue’s bangin’ the that him of every inning, and sometimes he is 100,000 bushels, Value SIOO,OOO. Furthar follows: \tllletlcs. lie remained with Connie Joe Judge, first baseman of Wasn- out.” listings of Canada land desired. liable to switch clubs while at the “Hang crepe on yer ear, you mutt, An lowa Case until 191”, when he had a brief expe- ington, may never be üble to play FRANK CRAWFORD dience pilot of the Cleveland buseball yer brain Is dead.” W. O. W. Baildiai OMAHA. Geo. Li. Crisman, "fvtn as club, again. NEBRASKA • • * your Tipton, lowa, Mrs: Pierre mt soon returned to the Athletics. "Aw sand tracks, yer slippin!” “I had severe pains jrilsa “Sneeze, little your In my back and Bides Itay Schalk, star catcher of the one, bean Is TS/iy*. sioo* dusty.” and at times, could White Sox, still outclasses all of the Sioux City Directory hardly move. My SPEEDIER THAN AMOS RUSIE \ big league backstops. knees and hips were /KIJ L “Hub ef the Northwest.” bo stiff that I was \ • * * The largest room in the world Is the almost helpless. The If l y\/ \ Hugh Jennings Pays Unusual Tribute kidney Luther Cook, the former New York room for improvement. FOR BEBT SERVICE SHIP secretions to Walter Johnson, Star of the contained s e d iment y outfielder, has been benched by the and were Irregular Washington Team. RICE /Aafi Oakland club for poor hitting. quacks BROTHERS in passage. I doc- w I /TtMiK AU are not hatched from Live Stock Commiaalon Merchant* at I * * * torod, but without duck eggs. MIOUXOITY, mr results until I took Is -* I Manager Jennings of the Detroit Ti- OhJamt/o Kmnmmm Otty Yl/ Next to Grover Cleveland Doan’s Kidney Pills. I ¦ Jnjj recently paid unusual tribute Alexander. They completely U mers an Ed Pfeffer of the Robins has no equal cured me and I have f JAu o the pitching of Walter Johnson. kidney in President Tener’s circuit just now. never had need of a medicine manager, of Buy since." The Detroit unlike most * * materials that last he stars of the old school, believes Gat Doan’s at Any Stare, 50c a Oox Del Howard, former manager of the Washington hat the twirler has a bet- San Francisco club, is in with Orvie ’.er fast ball than Amos Itusie of the DOAN'S V&W Overall on the purchase of prime. the Oak- POSTER-MILBUKN v CO., BUFFALO. W. V. New York Giants had in his land club. “I never batted against Johnson, but * * * [ have batted against Rusie,” said Certain-teed In spite of the fact that Tillie Walk- Folly guaranteed - * For tale Constipation Jennings. “I used to let myself get bit per is hitting and fielding well, it is by dealers Sy fast not believe, —bc,t everywhere Rusio’s one. I do impossible for the Boston KOOlinfl* m mmm fans to. for- responsibility w a| reasonable prices Vanishes Forever however, that I would take a chance get Tris Speaker. Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure on shoving my body into Johnson’s * * * General Roofing Manufacturing Company largest BuildingPapers dioot. 1 hardly believe that Johnson Comiskey paid SII,OOO for Eddie World's manufacturers of Roofing and CARTER’S LITTLE throws a speedier ball than Itusie, hut RewYerkCltj Cfclcif* rtmadtlpM* St. Lnll Bo.Ua Qnrlui Plttakaryh D.irolt U>Trutliaa Claetaaatl Murphy to Mack and $6,000 for Nemo RiewOrleaae iMAipIM ¦Ua.ApalU KuaaaCltj Brittle ladlmeapella Atluta llchaeat Ueaalea Laaßaa LIVER PILLS never up a Bjßaej fie sends, heavier bull. It hurts Lelbold to the Clevelands. Beth are fail. Purely vegeta- more.” ble act surely Ch PTFP^ bench warmers now. but gently on JmitTLE * * +s the liver. IBjf TILLIE SCHAFER IS THROUGH Colonel Ebbets declares that if Rube -'top after I c Marquard can hold his own in future dis- BLYi dinner the pennant chance of the Brooklyn WANTED MEN Would Have Greater Success Throw- 30,000 tress—cure \ , indigestion, ing Rice at Pacific Ocean Than team will be increased 25 per cent. improve the complexion, brighten the eyes. Trying to Hit Baseball. * * * SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE John McGraw, the Giants’ boss, em- For Harvest Work Western Canada Shafer, ploys an effective though heartless must bear Signature Tillie former star infiehler of Polly McLarry. Genuine •he New York Giants, has quit base- method to make his pastimers behave. Immense crops; wages $3.00 per day and board. Cheap null for good. He motored to New olate. Naturally he needs quite a sup- He threatens to trade ’em to St. Louis. York from San Francisco, taking 24 ply of weapons on hund. On the other * * * railway rates from boundary points. Employment bureaus iliiys for the trip, and after viewing a hand, Harry Wolter has yet to send John McGraw says he has put over at Winnipeg, Regina, North Portal, Saskatoon, Fort Frances, louble-hender on the Polo grounds de- m a bill for a bat to the. Los Angeles some very important deuls in his life, clared he was through with the game. Harry grabs whatever bat is but he never put one over that meant Kingsgate, B. C., Coutts and Calgary, Alberta. "I went out on the field not long nearest his hand when it is his turn us much for him us the one he just Herzog. and Lupus successfully ago,” said Shafer, “and tried to hit to go up and hit. It makes no differ- made for Conscription— j • • • No a hall. I would have met with greater ence to him who is pitching or how write fort ree Illustrated Book [ success throwing handfuls of rice at many are on bases. One bat is as gor*. With so many of our very best less- Absolutely No Military interference Dr. WILLI/.'ISSANATORIUM the Pacific ocean.” as the next. Wolter gets results from ors drawing suspensions for rough Uairanity At.,Minneapolis, Mina. f Tjfynfnjjyy 2000 > Shafer quit the Giunts when at the his system, and McLarry punches out stuff during the cool days it is to be For all particulars apply to top of his form to enter the real estate hits with his thousand bats. So what’s hoped that the hot weather will lay “BOU6H «n business at Los Angeles. me use? o£ for the remainder of the season i. U. MacLacMaa, Drawer 197, Watertown, $. D., R. A. Garrett, 311 JackseaSL, SL Peal, Was. Uuvuru.ncnt Agents W N. U., SIOUX CITY. NO. 00— i Canadian