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Do you see your sexuality as being central to your sense of identity? • Start Your Search Off On The Right Foot! <^ NEED A JOB? JobLink helps UBC Students find jobs! Need a place to rent? WANT TO HIRE A STUDENT? Have a place for rent? JobLink will post your part-time job for FREE! The AMS Rentsline can help you! AMS Rentsline is an easy to operate touch-tone telephone system that connects thousands of landlords with UBC students looking for off- JobLink Student Employment Centre campus housing. All you need to do Is call, or visit our website: [email protected] amsrentsline.com Phone: 822-JOBS v^ •_?l]4=4r-®4© * M S Want to impart your wisdom on your fellow students? Web Designer .The Yardstick Here's your chance. It is a common practice in most UBC schools and faculties to request teaching The AMS is seeking a pair of coordinators for the 2001/2002 Inside UBC. evaluations from students at the end of each term. The Yardstick is a compilation of some of these results. The AMS believes that publishing teacher Reporting to the AMS President and Communications Coordinator, you will craft the evaluations is a step in the right direction to ensuring that faculty are message of the AMS into a format appealing to UBC students. accountable to students, and aiding students in making informed decisions about their university careers. You: Job Responsibilities • Are a registered UBC Student • Are a wordsmith with an eye for editing •f Have experience writing for a publication Working with the AMS University Commission, you will design and publish the '• Posses a working knowledge of page layout and design programs, online edition of the Yardstick. specifically Quark XPress, Photoshop and Illustrator While most of the work involves compilation of evaluation results from various • Are an expert at issues surrounding student life.