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The Dewey Cox Sports, p. 12 Story.” Arts & Life, p. 7 THE ARROLL EWS Thursday,C December 6, 2007 Serving John Carroll University SinceN 1925 Vol. 84, No. 10 SU bill Dreaming white to limit Racial overtones make Winter the field Formal slogan controversial Max Flessner Kate McCall Kate McCall Campus Editors Sylvia Lesisz The Carroll News The Student Union Senate passed a bill forcing students to get written approval from John Carroll University’s Winter Formal the dean of students before they can run for theme received a mixed response last week, the Senate or Executive Board. prompting an apology from the Student Union Vice President of Business Affairs Mike Programming Board and the Office of Student Dietz cast the tie breaking vote in favor of the Activities. Ramsey stressed that if anything is seen to Ramsey also believes there needs to be bill. Normally, the tie-breaking vote goes to According to a statement made by SUPB be controversial it is brought to the students’ deliberate steps taken to ensure a diverse per- the Executive Vice President, Molly Delaney, and the Winter Formal Committee, the Win- attention and dealt with proactively and ap- spective is represented and heard on planning but she was not in attendance. ter Formal theme “I’m Dreaming of a White propriately. boards, and throughout the University. P l e a s e s e e Previously, a potential Cleveland,” was not meant to be offensive She said that the decision to change the During the officer transition weekend candidate for the SU Execu- or insensitive. Winter Formal theme came when junior training session in January for the new editorial, tive Board or Senate did not The statement read, “We now realize the Molly Delaney, the Student Union executive Student Union, SUPB and Greek leaders, pg. 19 need approval from the dean negative impact this had on members of our vice president, talked to her and said some Ramsey said that a case study will be done of students to run. However, community. We admit we made a mistake and students had been offended by the theme. using this situation. the dean did reserve the right, sincerely apologize for the insensitivity that “I talked to some of the planners of the She said, “This will not only help students if sanctions called for it, to prohibit a student we demonstrated through using this theme.” event to determine what course of action to become more sensitive and open-minded, but from holding office. According to SUPB, the theme was based take,” said Ramsey. “We decided we needed also help prevent this sort of blunder from “As an Executive Board, we presented this on the popular Bing Crosby song, “I’m to cease the distribution of all promotional happening in the future.” bill and when we did, we evaluated several Dreaming of a White Christmas.” items that contained the theme and issue an Ramsey said that SUPB and the Office of scenarios. The dean of students has the power Freshman Dan Zust did not see the prob- apology to the community.” Student Activities sincerely apologizes for to stop a person from being in office, so why lem of the word being changed from “Christ- In order to prevent this situation from aris- what happened, and is committed to learning can we not just have a clause preventing them mas” to “Cleveland.” ing again, Ramsey said that SUPB must work more about how they can make sure it does from running in the first place?” said Dietz. “I think that you are only being racist if hard on educating student leaders and staff to not happen again. Class of 2009 Senator Alex Lendrum dis- you think about it in a certain way,” he said. be more sensitive to racial issues and to think “Unfortunately, we reside in a world where agreed with Dietz. “I think that giving final Director of Student Activities Lisa Ramsey through things in a more deliberate way. political correctness takes the place of genu- say to the dean of students has inherent prob- said that there is no specific process of getting “There has to be work done to help stu- ine compassion for one another,” she said. lems. What would constitute severe enough official approval of themes, but advisors are dents and others understand the difference Rather than see people as equals, we actu- disciplinary standing is not outlined in the bill present to help students through the entire between intent and impact in situations like ally draw distinctions between people in an itself. It largely leaves the decision up to the process. this,” she said. attempt to consider them,” she said. judgment of one administrator,” he said. Lendrum also raised the point that the pass- ing of this bill gives the administration too much power. “I cannot see any reason why we should give the sole responsibility of having UH council passes landlord bill final say in the composition of membership of these student representative organizations to a Kate McCall saying “while this ordinance is aimed at (John) non-student administrator,” he said. Campus Editor Carroll tenants, it goes for everyone.” Current 2009 Class President Pat McDer- “While this ordinance is In a previous City Council meeting, Mayor mott said, “the dean is the only person who Living off campus will now hold more Rothschild was quoted as having said that the can review a student’s records.” This would responsibility for John Carroll University aimed at (John) Carroll ordinance is for everyone and not specifically mean that the dean of students is the only students. The University Heights City Council intended for JCU students. person with the capacity to evaluate a potential passed four ordinances on November 19 that tenants, it goes for Delaney said to be lied to is, “not only candidate. will allow for heavier fines and penalties on unethical, but demeaning. Some students do everyone.” McDermott does admit, “there is some grey both landlords and renters who are labeled abuse the rules, and are the ones that give us area. Obviously you don’t want to hand a great as nuisances. a bad image.” deal of power to the administration.” Junior Executive Vice President Molly She suggested that the students this ordi- – Beryl Rothschild If a sitting senator or executive board mem- Delaney addressed the mayor and Council. nance is aimed at and those are not should be ber is cited under the University’s disciplinary Delaney pointed out many of the positive separated. UH Mayor code while sitting in office their case will not things JCU students do to help the com- Mayor Rothschild responded and said that be heard by the Dean of Students but rather by munity, such as Footprints for Fatima and currently, a “communications agreement” the Judicial Hearing Board. Through the Eyes of a Child. with JCU and the city is being worked on, However, Delaney was upset by The Sun **Quoted in The Sun Press Press article that quoted Mayor Rothschild as Please see PASSED, p. 3 Please see DEAN, p. 3
Index Inside this issue of the CN Campus 2 Campus Arts & Life Sports World News Arts & Life 5 How did the annual event Sports 10 Do not miss a review of the See how the wrestling and What happened when a Through the Eyes of a Child “Dating Doctor” that recently women’s basketball team did man with a fake bomb walked Features 14 turn out last weekend? Also, visited campus. Also see what this past week. Also don’t miss into Clinton’s New Hampshire World News 16 see the details of the robbery the CN thinks of the last Rhap- this issue’s Two in the Box, campaign office? A murdered Editorial Op/Ed 19 that occurred on Belvoir. Fi- sody Blue concert and don’t weekly roundup of men’s and student turns out to also be a Classifieds 24 nally, who won the class Senate forget to see how the WJCU women’s swimming, hockey porn star and emergency rule races? p. 2 Blizzard Bash turned out. p. 5 and stars of the week. p. 10 to end in Pakistan. p. 16 2 Campus December 6, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News JCU students robbed on S. Belvoir Friday, December 7 Robbery was one of four or five that happened on Nov. 20 JCU Hockey Game Matt Mihalich Staff Reporter
The John Carroll University hockey team will Three John Carroll University play Bowling Green State University at the Gilmour students were robbed of several Academy Ice Rink at 8:10 p.m. The first 100 people possessions that included a wal- in attendance will receive free T-shirts. let, cell phone and camera while walking down South Belvoir Blvd. towards campus late at night on Pi Mu Epsilon Meeting Tuesday, November 20. The robbery occurred on the corner of South Belvoir and Fair- Pi Mu Epsilon will be holding its last meeting of mount Blvd. the semester at 3 p.m. in the Math Conference Room. The suspects were reported to They will be hosting a Christmas party during the have a gun, but the JCU victims meeting and will hold elections for next semester. were unharmed. Police are investigating a rob- bery spree that may be related. Saturday, December 8 Robberies happened in Cleve-
Campus Calendar land Heights, Shaker Heights and Beachwood. Christmas Carroll Eve Although no robberies occurred on campus or within campus ju- Map courtesy of www.googlemaps.com risdiction, JCU Campus Safety JCU’s Annual Christmas Carroll Eve will take place Services were contacted because the Three JCU students were robbed on the tonight. Events include a concert in Kulas Auditorium three victims attend JCU. corner of South Belvoir and Fairmount at 7:30 p.m., a Christmas reading on the Quad of “The While most of the campus had Grinch Who Stole Christmas” by Dr. Seuss, caroling gone home for Thanksgiving break while walking back from the RTA at night earlier that Tuesday, the three vic- with Rhapsody Blue and the Tree Lighting by Fr. Robert on Nov. 20. tims remained on campus. Niehoff before Mass. Mass will take place at 11 p.m. at They used the RTA for transpor- Gesu Church. The Midnight Feast will occur after Mass in tation to an event downtown. Schott Dining Hall. Around 10:50 p.m., they were one.” How to stay safe when returning from the event and on the Peppard said that in the series of walking outside at Quiet Hours walk back to JCU’s campus were four to five robberies that night in stopped in Shaker Heights, just the greater Cleveland area, police night: The residence halls will mandate 24 hour quiet hours feet from the University Heights made some immediate arrests. beginning at 1 a.m. to allow students to prepare for finals. city limit. Not all of the suspects in the - Walk in well-lit areas. CSS Chief Timothy Peppard is cases have been identified or ar- confident that the robbers will be rested, but according to Peppard the Friday, December 14 caught and the case will be solved. process will take time to finalize and - Walk with a large group “I don’t have all the details, but complete everything. of people. The more Dining and Residence Halls the police department has identified “The people responsible for this people you are with, the a suspect in this case. “ are lying low right now,” he said. less likely someone is to “There’s a decent likelihood that Peppard said the JCU students attack or rob you. The Dining Hall will close today after lunch. The the people involved will be appre- who were robbed acted appropri- hended, ” he said. ately in such a drastic situation. residence halls will close tonight at 7 p.m. for winter break Peppard has been in contact with He said, “If somebody wants - If you are approached, and re-open at 4 p.m. on Saturday, January 12. The Dining detectives from the Shaker Heights your possessions you give them immediately give the Hall will re-open on Sunday, January 13 for dinner. and Cleveland Heights Police De- your possessions. partments. Peppard added, “You always tell person(s) the possessions Saturday, December 15 He said that in due time they will people to travel in groups, and in they want. apprehend the individuals. this particular case they did things “[The robberies are] bad news, reasonably correct.” - Immediately call CSS at Men’s Basketball Game terrible situation, but I believe the Peppard advises that in a possi- people involved in this will be sub- ble dangerous situation, it is wise to (216) 397-4600. sequently arrested and prosecuted,” travel with a number of people. He The JCU men’s basketball team will play Ohio Northern said Peppard. was surprised that the suspects were at 2 p.m. in the DeCarlo Varsity Center. “They’ll eventually get every- so bold in approaching a group. Monday, December 17 Campus Safety Log Fair Trade Products November 29, 2007 November 25, 2007 A digital camera was report- It was reported that the flag Today is the last day order Fair Trade Products ed missing at 10:31 p.m. in the Quad was taken down before Christmas. They will be available for pick-up by and beer cans were put in its Wednesday, December 19. For more information, please place at 6:50 a.m. contact Scott ([email protected]) or Natalie November 26, 2007 ([email protected]). Money was reported November 29, 2007 Vandalism was reported in November 19, 2007 stolen from Sutowski Hall at the Pacelli Lounge at 7 p.m. “There has to be work done to help Friday, January 4 Criminal mischief was re- 11:51 a.m. ported when a bulletin board students and others understand the November 28, 2007 December 1, 2007 was torn down in Campion A suspicious situation was The Campion elevator bar difference between intent and impact R.A. Reference Forms Hall at 9:56 a.m. reported in one of the resi- was reported torn down at in situations like this.” dence halls when an unidenti- 8:06 a.m. Resident Assistant reference forms are due today at November 19, 2007 fied person entered a room, 5 p.m. to the Residence Life Office located in the Student Lisa Ramsey Damage to a window on the touched a resident’s leg and December 2, 2007 Center. Director of Student Activities ground floor of the Campion left. The report was docu- A fire alarm was pulled on John Carroll University Hall lounge was reported at mented at 6:10 a.m. the third floor of Campion 11:50 p.m. Hall at 3:32 a.m.
These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student - Compiled by Caitlin Huey-Burns Center. For more information contact x1615. Campus 3 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007 Holiday cheer spread to youngsters Several student organizations Campus Briefs Cassandra Larson a chance for us to give back to our Staff Reporter local community,” said junior Doug also participated in Through the Walton, president of Circle K. Eyes of a Child, including Delta Tau The John Carroll University “Many of these children might Delta and Alpha Kappa Psi. Cleveland Clinic Summer Research community welcomed 85 children not have the opportunity to have Junior Ryan Schoonmaker ran on Saturday to share in the magic a nice Christmas celebration, so one of the activities with fellow Program of the holiday season. we try to provide that for them,” members of Christian Life Com- Through the Eyes of a Child is an he said. munities. Applications for research opportunities at the Cleveland “I helped the children create a annual event in which children are Through the Eyes of a Child Clinic in the summer of 2008 are due by Friday, January able to participate in crafts, listen to received a positive response from reindeer out of clothes pins, googly- a story, decorate cookies, watch a the JCU community, as more stu- eyes, pipe cleaners and ribbons,” 25 at noon. Sophomore and junior Biology, Chemistry, play, take a picture with Santa Claus dents show interest in the event said Schoonmaker. Psychology, Physics, Mathematics and Computer Science and enjoy a Christmas lunch. each year. “I really enjoyed being able to majors are encouraged to apply. be with all of the children and just These children are paired up with JCU students are given the Information and applications for Summer 2008 are a JCU student for the afternoon, and opportunity to reach out as a role talk to them about their day, Christ- the students give them a present model and friend to a young inner- mas and sing Christmas songs with available on JCU’s Web site after following the links. from the child’s Christmas wish list city child. them,” he added. Hard copies are available outside of Dr. Jim Lissemore’s at the end of the day. “I made the decision to partici- Through the Eyes of a Child is office in Dolan W241. For additional information, please one of the many events on campus Through the Eyes of a Child pate because I thought of my five- contact Jim Lissemore at [email protected]. is sponsored through Circle K, a year-old sister, and how much she that allows students to embody service-oriented student organiza- would love something like Through the full meaning of the Christmas tion. This is the 13th year that JCU the Eyes of a Child,” said junior spirit. has put on the program. Erin Borger. “Christmas time brings about Over 150 JCU students donated Borger was one of Santa’s elves a sense of compassion and giving, The JCU Giving Tree their time and efforts to create a during the four hour event. something very evident here at John special Christmas experience for the “The idea of making a child’s Carroll through events like Through second and third grade students of day by buying them a small gift the Eyes of a Child,” said Borger. All students are invited to select an ornament from the Buhrer Elementary in Cleveland. and hanging out with them for a She added, “My advice to all is JCU giving tree and purchase the gift designated on the “I feel that this is an important few hours was enough motivation to keep your Christmas heart open back. The tree is located in the Lombardo Student Center all year round.” event for JCU students because it’s for me,” she said. Atrium. Snowmen, bells and trees designate small gifts while stars are designed for donations from groups or depart- From DEAN, p.1 dean of students remains the only year’s elections, but sitting Senators The Hearing Board has the ability person to have the ability to access and Executive Board members next ments. All gifts will go to the children of the Fatima to review a single instance which student records. semester will be subject to Judicial Family Center. Please return unwrapped gifts to the St. violates the disciplinary code but the This bill will take affect for next Board review. Francis Chapel or to the Campus Ministry Office by De- cember 13th. Monetary donations will also be accepted.
Please contact Moira O’Malley at [email protected] What does the new Student Union bill mean for JCU students? for additional information. -Previously, a student did not need approval from the Dean of Students to run for office at JCU.
-A student now must get a letter signed by the dean of students saying that he or she is in good disciplinary standing before he or she can run for the Executive Board or the Senate. March for Life Sign-Ups
-Before the bill was passed, students already were subject to a review of their academic standing to ap- Applications are available to participate in the March prove their candidacy. for Life in Washington D.C. on Tuesday, January 22. The - Another bill concerning current Executive Board members and Senators was also passed. This bill states group will travel to Washington on Monday, January 21 that if any sitting Senator or Executive Board member has disciplinary action brought against them, a case to and return in time for classes on Wednesday, January 23. determine if he or she will remain in office will go before the Student Union Hearing Board. Applications are available after all masses or in the Atri- um of the Student Center. For more information, please - The only person who has access to student disciplinary records is the dean of students. contact Margaret Phillips at [email protected].
From PASSED, p.1 and safety violations, animal viola- declaration of a nuisance. tions and other disturbances of the However, if the chief denies this and will help relations between the peace where a citation was issued request, he will send the appeal to Christmas Around the World two groups. or someone was arrested.” the city’s board of zoning appeals. Mayor Rothschild also said that One significant amendment that The ordinances all passed unani- the comments made by The Sun the city made to the ordinance after mously after a second reading. The John Carroll University Language Clubs and Press are something she can and the first reading was dealing with University Heights Clerk of Council the Language Departments are hosting the “Christmas cannot say are exactly right or renters who currently live in homes Nancy English explained that while Around the World” event on Friday, December 7 from wrong, and she can’t be accountable that have received citations before in some cities three readings are re- for what The Sun Press prints. they moved in. quired to vote on new legislation, in 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the O’Malley Center Atrium. Free One of the ordinances said that Several JCU students were con- University Heights it can be passed food will be provided. There will be holiday displays the Chief of Police can have a writ- cerned that although they had not after only two. from different countries and a live Mariachi band. All ten order be served to the owner of received the citations, previous rent- One man, a Shaker Heights students are welcome to attend. the rental property, tenants of the ers’ citations would carry over and resident who rents a property on property and building commissioner be applied to the number of nuisance Warrensville Center Road, said he if there have been two or more viola- activities reported at that house. did not mind the new legislation, tions within a 12-month period. An amendment was added to the but brought up the need for more Landlords will be subject to ordinance that said if the landlord feedback from all parties involved. Student Union Position Available having their rental permits revoked could prove the tenants currently “I’m not really concerned with by the building department if the living in the house are not the same the higher fee for obtaining a rent- distinction of nuisance property is as those given previous citations, er’s permit, or for the new rules,” The Student Union is searching to fill the position of given to his or her property. then the building commissioner can he said. “However, I think all par- Coordinator for Organization Development and Commu- The new ordinance also estab- waive the prior citations. ties – the University, the city, the nication. This officer assists the vice president for student lished that when a third citation As current University Heights students and the neighbors – should has been given to a certain house, a Building Commissioner Bill Na- be involved and have a dialogue.” organizations with expanding different organizations $250 fine will be issued because of deau said, “You will not have to He specifically mentioned that on campus as well as enlarging communication among the nuisance activity. For every ad- suffer for another man’s sins.” the city had no contact with him as them. Other duties are included. Please contact Andrea ditional report of a nuisance activity A landlord will have 30 days a landlord for almost two years. Capasso at [email protected] if you are interested or occurring at the house, a $500 fine from the date of the notice to appeal He received one letter explain- will be given. the Police Chief’s decision to desig- ing the first increase in obtaining a have any questions. According to an Nov. 22 article nate the house a nuisance property. renter’s permit two years ago, and in The Sun Press, “Nuisance ac- If facts can be seen that prove the then another letter recently when the tivities include alcohol violations, nuisance label is not true, then the new legislation was passed, raising littering, gambling, drugs, health chief of police can withdraw the the fee once again. - Compiled by Caitlin Huey-Burns 4 Campus December 6, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News 2008 Class Senator Winners Class of 2009 * indicates write-in candidate Gabriel Jessica Landis Alex Lendrum Tara Zempel Thomas - President Malemud Natalie Saville* Schneck*
Class of 2010 Amy Marchlen Catherine Bill Myers Jill White - President Matt Hiznay Eric Doremus Leiber
Class of 2011 Maura Jochum Chelsey Rachael Amanda Taylor Juanita - President Neuhaus Grimm Papa Zupancic Padilla
Interested in joining The Carroll News? • Cartoonists • Writers We are looking for.... • Assistant • Photographers Editors [email protected] 5 The Carroll News Artswww.wjcu.org/cn & Life December 6, 2007 McCormick & Schmick’s pleases by our customers.” trout. We were greeted in- I ordered a Spicy Buffalo Chicken Salad, stantly at McCormick and which comes with Bleu Cheese dressing, Schmick’s by a pair of cucumbers, celery and tomatoes. I requested friendly hostesses who that my salad not have tomatoes and ranch instantly made a good im- dressing instead of bleu cheese, and my salad pression. was served to me with the correct accom- The surrounding décor modations. was both modern and invit- The salad was delicious and was the proper ing, especially the wooden lunch-sized portion. The lettuce was fresh, paneling and booths lining and so were the vegetables. The chicken was the perimeter of the res- cooked to perfection, and the buffalo sauce taurant. The booths have was not overly spicy. hunter green velvet cur- Lunch prices are very reasonable, with tains on the outside that appetizers ranging from $6.95 to $12.95, can be closed if additional salads ranging from $8.95 to $13.95, and privacy is desired. entrees ranging from $6.95 to $18.95. Mixed Large, dome-shaped green salads were available with entrees for light fixtures hang from an additional $1.95. At the end of dinner, serv- the high ceiling of the ers arrive at the table with an elegant tray of restaurant. The beautiful decadent desserts. gold, yellow and green McCormick and Schmick’s is a restaurant chandeliers have a stained- chain that began in Portland, Oregon, and is glass design. continuing to grow in the Eastern region of Photo by Cassandra Larson The lighting is dim, but the United States. “Another location will be McCormick & Schmick’s is conveniently located just minutes from campus at Beachwood Place. the glass window exterior opening soon in Pittsburgh,” Walker said. of the restaurant provides McCormick and Schmick’s delivers an Although the menu features fresh fish natural lighting. Around the restaurant, there impeccable presentation, and is appropriate RESTAURANT REVIEW from all over the world, there are selections were also paintings and photographs of differ- for people of all ages. McCormick & Schmick’s for those who do not eat seafood, as well as ent types of fish and sea landscapes. The prime location in Beachwood Place vegetarians. This sophisticated yet casual Christmas decorations around the res- makes the restaurant convenient for diners. restaurant opened on September 17 and has taurant added a special touch, with garland It is connected to the mall, so Christmas proved to be a great success. draped on the edge of the booths and Santa shoppers do not have to walk outside in the “The business here at McCormick and caps and scarves on fish statues. cold weather. Schmick’s has been nice and smooth since I went to McCormick and Schmick’s on a If you are looking for a place to have a its opening,” said General Manager David Saturday afternoon around 1:00 p.m. I came quick, casual lunch or an evening date, Mc- Walker. with a party of eight, and our waitress handled Cormick and Schmick’s is able to provide you Cassandra Larson Walker has been a part of the seafood our large group with ease. with an excellent dining experience The Carroll News business for over 20 years and has worked at The restaurant was fairly busy, and she was Not only have customers been satisfied the Columbus and Cincinnati locations of the able to meet our needs while serving multiple with this new restaurant, but the employees McCormick and Schmick’s, a new sea- restaurant before moving to Cleveland. other customers. as well. food restaurant located next to Maggiano’s “We feature seafood from the Pacific She was able to answer questions about “My favorite aspect of working at McCor- in Beachwood Mall, offers a wide variety of Northwest, particularly our oysters,” he said. the menu, as well as provide insight on menu mick and Schmick’s is serving fresh food,” menu selections. “These oysters are smaller and more desired selections. She recommended the Steelhead our waitress said. “We pride in that.” Rhapsody Blue winter concert is a hit Eye Cherry’s “Save Tonight” and the concert Blue sweethearts CONCERT REVIEW was under way. with the Fray’s Rhapsody Blue The smooth vocal stylings of the guys “Looking After seemed practically flawless as they sang their You” and Tom Haren set. The group performed some old favorites finished the night like “Chasing Cars,” “All These Things That with the well known I’ve Done,” and “For the Longest Time.” and widely loved As they traditionally do, the group invited “Hands Down” by the alumni on stage for the singing of “On Dashboard Confes- Board.” sional. Lena Chapin Between songs the group held the crowd Rhapsody Blue Staff Reporter comically with their Christmas lists. From member Dan Miz- these lists the crowd got an inside look at the ener was particularly The seats were filled and girls were swoon- group’ s and needs wants, as well as Danny taken with “Hands ing, but it wasn’t because Justin Timberlake DiRuzza’s underwear. Down.” was in town. The crowds turned out in the The biggest surprise, however, was the “It’s a newer one Dolan Atrium on Nov. 29 to see John Carroll talent of the new additions. that’s really dynamic
University’s own Rhapsody Blue. The four new members of Rhapsody Blue with its crescendos. Photo by Lena Chapin The concert opened with guest a Capella bring a lot to the stage. Sophomore Jason It’s fun to sing,” he All proceeds from the Rhapsody Blue winter concert will group from Case Western Reserve University Haney impressed with his solo during “Lone- said. benefit The Labre Project. called Case in Point. The mixed ensemble some Road.” In order to add the was formed in 2001 and was the first co-ed Freshman Stephen Crea didn’t have much new material fan favorites like “Brown Eyed Although there was no fee to hear the group at Case. time to shine at the concert, but he makes his Girl,” “My Girl,” and “Hooked on a Feeling” music this time, the audience was asked to Case in Point performed popular songs like presence known in the bass section. Justin were cut from the set list. make a donation. John Mayer’s “Your Body is a Wonderland” Heegan made his Rhapsody Blue debut with This caused great disappointment for All proceeds from the concert went to The and “Addicted” by Kelly Clarkson. After not one, but two solos. His powerful voice fans who had been gearing up for an entire Labre Project at JCU. their rendition of “Hide and Seek” by Imogen and snappy attitude was well received as he semester to hear their favorite Rhapsody The crowd was generous and contributed Heap, JCU sophomore Julie Marlowe raved, rocked his way through “Good Ol’ A Capella” Blue songs. over $400 to the cause, allowing for approxi- “They did an amazing job. It was better than and “Run-around Sue.” When suggesting how to fix this problem mately 2,000 people who are currently home- the recording.” The group sang six songs and The jam packed concert brought on not many of the female fans responded “They less to be fed. then cleared the stage for the main event. only new members, but new songs as well. could just sing all night.” Between singing, comedy and helping the When Rhapsody Blue takes the stage the Besides “Run-around Sue,” “Good Ol’ A The concert was a hit, filling all the seats homeless, the Rhapsody Blue Winter Concert audience never knows exactly what will hap- Capella,” and “Lonesome Road,” which were and the balcony of Dolan, but it did more 2007 had everything one could ask for. pen and crowd certainly wasn’t prepared for fresh solos, established members were croon- than entertain. Keep a look out for performances at vari- Dan Mizener and Colin Scotese’s entrance. ing new solos, too. Before last Thursday all Rhapsody Blue ous events throughout the year and “Get On Patrick McDermott sang the lead of Eagle- Senior Chris Austria swooned Rhapsody concerts had been free. Board” the Rhapsody Blue bandwagon. 6 Arts & Life December 6, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News
Photo by Jenna Lo Castro Hollywood Shuffle was one of the local bands that performed at the WJCU Blizzard Bash that benefited the Greater Cleveland Hunger Network. Blizzard Bash brings warmth this holiday season Jenna Lo Castro ditorium but the acoustics aren’t too great in “I’m a DJ at the station and I wanted to lywood Shuffle. JCU graduate and vocalist Editorial/ OpEd Editor there and I wanted the best sound possible,” do my part to support it. I think Chris Hooton Ashley Bittel explained that her band does Hooton said. has been an amazing manager just with all various charity events. “Doing the Blizzard It may be bitter cold outside, but WJCU Working relentlessly since mid-October, the promotion he did with this event,” junior Bash was a no-brainer,” she said. knows how to heat things up. Hooton attempted to find a better venue and Peter Niro explained. “Everyone’s great and The evening proved to be an ideal example John Carroll University’s radio station, more appealing bands. “I wanted to do lo- it’s for a great cause. You can’t beat that and of what the holiday season truly embodies. hosted the third annual Blizzard Bash at the cal favorites. Last year we had some harder it’s the holiday season so this is really needed The event was able to raise money and col- Marinello Little Theatre on Friday. rock but it didn’t really fit the genre found at right now.” lect canned goods for the Greater Cleveland The event, which started three years ago Carroll.” For the past five years, the Kent-based Hunger Network. as a simple food drive, helped raise money To Hooton’s satisfaction, this year’s indie rock band The Speedbumps has been The organization, which is Cuyahoga for the Greater Cleveland Hunger Network. Blizzard Bash play bill included JCU local touring and playing. However, the band was County’s largest emergency hunger relief WJCU sponsored the fundraiser and provided favorites Tom Haren and Peter Niro, as well quick to take time out of its hectic schedule program, will use the collected funds and a night filled with energetic local bands and as prominent bands such as The Speedbumps to participate in the Blizzard Bash as the distribute them to families in need. entertainment. and Hollywood Shuffle. “We wanted to do main act. Although the Blizzard Bash is only three JCU senior and station manager Chris fun bands that do covers. Having solo musi- As lead singer Erik Urycki explained, years old and still in its infancy, Hooton has Hooton originally undertook this year’s event cians were a good link with larger bands,” “We’re all about benefits. We’re college stu- high expectations for the future. with the intention of reinventing it, as well he said. dents and if there’s a cause then we’ll pretty “I think doing an all-day festival with ten as tweaking some components that had been WJCU had no problem finding these acts— much do anything.” or so bands would be amazing. We imagine, if problematic during last year’s bash. after learning that the event would be a charity Known for their ridiculously outlandish we get a good venue, we could do something “This year, I wanted a concert stage set- concert, all the bands and musicians became stage costumes and catchy cover songs, the similar in the spring to help raise money for ting. Originally, I had tried to get Kulas au- adamant about the cause. fourth band of the night to play was Hol- the station” said Hooton. ‘America’s real-life hitch’ offers valuable dating advice Emily Wagner The Carroll News “Don’t be afraid to date. The Kulas Auditorium was nearly full Don’t be afraid to love. Wednesday, Nov. 28 as many students chose to exchange their valuable free hour for ad- A life lived in fear is a life half lived.” vice from the “Dating Doctor.” David Coleman, also known as “Amer- ica’s Real-Life Hitch” offered the John Carroll University community advice about David Coleman dating and relationships. The Dating Doctor Coleman, who originally designed the “Dating Doctor” for Xavier University, has talk included information on how to be a Freshman Libbie Schaffner been touring the country for years and is a true friend, who controls the relationship sees the wisdom in Coleman’s fat ten time National Speaker of the Year. and why, the five stages of a relationship, an- penguin theory. In addition to making hundreds of media swered the age-old question of why women “His whole theory on the fat
appearances on radio and television, How- go to the bathroom in packs and how to penguin and that the first step of Photo courtesy of www.datingdoctor.com ard Stern considers him to be the number escape the “friend-zone.” having any kind of a relationship David Coleman spoke to JCU students on Nov. 28. one authority on pick-up lines. With these Coleman also introduced theories such is that you really just need to step credentials, it is obvious that JCU students as the “three eye-contact method,” the “five up and make the first move. ing students to take the first steps in gaining had a lot to learn from him. minute find,” the “49-71 hour call back law,” “In putting yourself out there you are exud- control of their love lives. Coleman’s program required active par- and “the fat penguin.” ing confidence in yourself and also letting oth- “Never mistake infatuation with love. ticipation from the audience. He dared the One of the most valuable pieces of advice ers know that you are willing to make personal Don’t write checks your mind and body can- audience with his pick-up line challenge. offered to the audience was not to be afraid and emotional attachments,” she said. not cash. And the person who loves the other Coleman bet the student body that he to be a “fat penguin.” Coleman promised the audience that his less and tries the least has the most control could complete any pick-up line after only According to Coleman, the theory of program would cause individuals to change in the relationship” is the quote Coleman hearing the first half, and that he did. the fat penguin is not about appearance but and encouraged them to start every day with wanted students to remember most from his This portion of the program had the audi- attitude. a clean slate and no regrets. presentation. ence roaring with laughter, and that was only Fat penguins are not afraid to break the “Don’t be afraid to date. Don’t be afraid to Coleman’s advice not only entertained the the icebreaker. ice, which is an essential quality when trying love. A life lived in fear is a life half lived,” audience but gave valuable relationship advice The main part of the “Dating Doctor’s” to take that first step towards a relationship. were Coleman’s inspiring words encourag- for the student body. Arts & Life 7 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007
Behind the scenes with John C. Reilly CALENDAR: Interview by Check out what’s Katie Sheridan Features Editor happening in Cleveland this week: This December John C. Reilly stars in “Walk Hard.” In it he plays Dewey Cox, a rock and roll star who sleeps with 411 women, marries three of them, has 22 kids and 14 stepkids. He also tries every drug available. His crazy lifestyle uniquely combines drama and comedy. 11/15 Busdriver / Daedelus / Q: You’ve played every type of role, what Anti-MC / Leroi Da Moor Grog Shop attracts you to different roles? 9:00 p.m. A: This one was the music, just general stuff that I $12 haven’t done before. If it makes me nervous it’s a good sign. I try not to repeat myself, keep people interested. 11/16 Q: What is your favorite project? Quietdrive/ My American A: Hmm… my favorite project, I have a lot of Heart/ Just Surrender/ House Of Fools favorite projects. The one that comes to mind is Agora “Boogy Nights,” before people knew what [director] 7:30 p.m. Paul [Thomas Anderson] and I were up to. I was still $10 pretty anonymous as an actor, and there was a lot of improvisation. My favorite projects are the ones Photo courtesy of www.the-planets.com I haven’t done yet. John C. Reilly stars in the upcoming parody, “Walk Hard,” as a musician 11/17 named Dewey Cox. The film will be released on Dec. 21. Baby Dayliner / JJ Maga- zine / DJ Misterbradleyp The B-Side Liquor Lounge Q: How did your experience in Chicago help you? 9:00 p.m. A: I owe everything to my Chicago theater experience. When you learn in Chicago, it is less aggressive or competitive than LA. In FREE Chicago it’s more about the group endeavor and a community.
Q: What was your favorite thing about playing Dewey Cox? 11/18 A: Getting to be a rock star. Even though he was a flawed character, it was a lot of fun playing someone who was so obliviously Beats, Rhymes & narcissistic or the parts of him that were just clueless about the real world or just a little delusional. Sneakers -feat. Edotkom & Rhyme Royal Q: What was your contribution to the creation of the character? Grog Shop A: I had a lot to do with the character because [writers] Jake [Apatow] and Judd [Kasdan] contacted me when they were just in the 7:00 p.m. idea phase and engaged me in what I thought my strengths would be in playing the character. I had a lot of input in this one. $10
Q: What do you feel about music? A: I grew up in Chicago doing Community Theater and musicals. Music has always been a pretty important part of my life but it 11/19 just recently became a bigger part in my career. I would have an idea like, it would be so funny if Dewey was only into women’s Against Me! with Sage rights because he wanted women to take their bras off. Then they would create something like, “Lady’s First.” I was really lucky, Francis/ World Inferno it was incredible. A rock and roll fantasy. Friendship Society/ Q: Who do you listen to? Recent Films: Cobra Skulls A: Everly Brothers, White Stripes, Anything from the Dre City Label, Johanna House of Blues Newson – sorta an evolving thing. “The Aviator” (2004) 6:30 p.m. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” (2006) $15 Q: How was it different to have a leading role? “Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny” (2006) A: Any character I play is the main character of his life. I don’t think that “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of I’m a supporting character. You spend more time on set and more time Ricky Bobby” (2006) working on it off set, but that’s what I want. As for my face plastered Upcoming Films: 11/22 on posters, I’m kind of in denial. I just focus on my job as an actor and The Waterproof Tour looking down the road. “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (2007) feat. Vast Aire / “Quebec” (2008) (completed) Copywrite / Karniege / “9” (2008) (filming) (voice) Genisis / King Dom Q: What is your favorite scene in the movie? “Step Brothers” (2008) (filming) Grog Shop A: I just sorta fell in love with this character in all the scenes of his life. I 9:00 p.m. really liked the old Dewey. It was fun to be an old fart. $10 Q: How did you prepare for role? A: I did every drug I could get my hands on and slept with every woman possible (kidding). There was so much to prepare for it was overwhelming. I tried to listen to the music where the guy was at different points in his life so that I would already have an idea where he was. I rehearsed with a band and tried to just get used to being the front man in the band.
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- Men’s Swimming lost - Individual wins came - Women’s Swimming and Katie Mathews (200 IM - The hockey team - Again discipline plagued a non-conference match- from Tom Barden (1000 dominated Ohio Wesleyan and 100 Fly). Benson’s time dropped a pair conference to JCU as the Blue Streaks ran up with Ohio Wesleyan on Free), Nicholas Grady (500 on December 1, winning 10 in the 200 Free, 2: 01.94, was Indiana of Pennsylvania and up another 34 minutes of December 1 by a score of Free), Max Wilberding (100 events en route to a 131-112 a career best for the freshman Washington & Jefferson. penalties. 118-98. Back) and David Essi (1M victory over the Bishops. who has seemingly taken Diving). center stage on the team. - On Friday, JCU amassed - Freshmen Nick Morici - Despite winning five - The Streaks opened with 28 minutes of penalties (1G, 3A) and Ryan Atkinson events, including two long - The Streaks finished a victory in the 200 Med- - Other individuals vic- against IUP in the 6-3 loss. and sophomore Zack Skook distance races and the final the meet strong, with the ley Relay and never let up. torious in their efforts were - JCU failed to rebound were the bright spots for JCU relay, the Blue Streaks were team of Grady, Wilberding, Three Blue Streaks won two Kaitlin Griffin (1000 Free), on Saturday afternoon, los- as each recorded three points unable to come away with David Perchinske and Ehren races each: Heidi Benson Kate Slovonic (1M Diving) ing to Washington & Jeffer- on the weekend. a win. Eschmann winning the 200 (200 and 500 Free), Heather and Kristen Kovach (100 son College 4-2. Free Relay. Gilmour (50 and 100 Free) Breast). -Compiled by Sean Fagan
INTRAMURAL SCOREBOARD
Holiday Basketball Tournament JCU Athletics Scoreboard Game Over 32 NOV. 20- DEC. 4 Fighting Irish 54
Monstars 41 PGA Tour 40 Swimming & Diving Men’s Basketball Women’s Basketball Men JCU 57 Team Murl 67 JCU 87 Cleveland State 67 Oberlin 53 Wyld Stallions 20 JCU 98 Paula Goncz 50 Ohio Wesleyan 118 JCU 81 OT Team Nasty 30 Albion 82 JCU 64 Women W & J 79 Tom’s Peeping Shredders 34 JCU 85 Bruins 26 JCU 131 Otterbein 71 JCU 79 Ohio Wesleyan 112 Otterbein 87 Volleyball Championships Co-Ed Recreational Division JCU leaders: IM Staff 22-25-15 Points- Walsh 64 JCU leaders: Team Hulk 25-15-12 Wrestling Kirbus 42 Points- Price 36 Curran 40 Gruber 34 Co-Ed Competitive Division JCU 3 Hamilton 26 Team Whoop Kids 25-18-11 Cleveland State 34 Rebounds - Walsh 21 Matt’s Team 18-25-15 Smith 17 Rebounds - Sureck 27 RIT Tournament: 6th/14 teams Gruber 19 Women’s Division Pacelli Playas 29-25 Pacelli Pulverizers 27-12 Sports 11 The Carroll News The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007 Wrestling off to up and down start Tim Ertle Assistant Sports Editor
When the seven Ohio Athletic Conference coaches cast their bal- lots for the preseason rankings it was Heidelberg who was at the top of the list. John Carroll University Streaks of the Week was second on the list. A lot of teams would be satisfied Men’s Basketball with a number two ranking, but not the Blue Streaks. “We definitely have all the re- spect for Heidelberg – they have a Terry Walsh lot of guys returning. Being picked senior to finish second is not such a bad thing because it definitely gives us Photo courtesy of Sports Information - The senior averaged something to work for,” said senior 21.3 points per game to go Adam Pizzurro. “We use it as a Junior Ben Adams recorded JCU’s lone victory in a loss to CSU. along with 7 rebounds per motivator every time we practice to game in the Blue Streaks last JCU. After dropping the first seven place finish, while Adams stayed know that we don’t have the respect three games. that we had a few years ago when matches, Adams put JCU on the hot as the unseeded junior rolled off we were on top of the OAC.” scoreboard. five consecutive victories to capture The Blue Streaks started their Adams used takedowns in the third place. quest for respect with a trip to first period to establish an early 5-0 Senior Dominic Spitalieri, seed- Erie, Pennsylvania for the National lead, finishing strong to the tune of ed fourth in the 141 pound weight Catholic Championship. an 8-2 victory. class, went 4-1 in the tournament, Women’s Basketball JCU was led by a pair of third- Adams’ victory was responsible which earned him a third-place place finishes from junior Elie for the only points the Blue Streaks finish. Naoum and senior Steven Bagnows- could muster on the day as JCU Another defending champion Rachel Price ki. The Blue Streaks finished with was defeated 34-3 by the Division from last year, and this year’s top 57 team points, good for 6th place I Vikings. seed, Mizener placed fourth in the junior in the nine team tournament. “Cleveland State has a really 149 pound class. Later that week, JCU returned tough team. We were in a couple Senior Scott Marhofer debuted at - Recorded 20 points, home to the Tony DeCarlo Center matches but we ran into problems 197 pounds and managed to knock 6 rebounds, 3 assists in 32 to battle neighborhood rival Case when we were on the mat,” Pizzurro off three of the top five seeds en minutes of action against Western Reserve. said. “We now have a better idea of route to his fifth place finish. Otterbein. After an opening match forfeit, what problems we need to address Adams is now 2-0 on the young Pizzurro won with a 10-2 decision. and we have been emphasizing season since he joined the wrestling Junior Dan Mizener and Bag- those at practice.” squad after the completion of his nowski built on their success from JCU went back on the road as football season. His quick start the Catholic Championship as both they traveled to compete in the earned him Ohio Athletic Confer- were victorious again. Rochester Institute of Technology ence Wrestler of the Week for the JCU would close out the match Invitational. first time in his career. Men’s Swimming in terrific fashion as junior Ben Ad- The Blue Streaks used a total The Blue Streaks, 1-1 in dual ams and freshman Jim Nemunaitis team effort to take 6th place in the meets on the season, will get back 14-team tournament. to competition when they head to both recorded first period pins. The Nick Grady pins, coupled with a pair of forfeits, Pizzurro returned to the tourna- Fort Lauderdale to participate in the allowed JCU to cruise to a 36-7 ment that he won last year and again Florida Citrus Tournament. freshman
victory. led the charge for JCU. JCU doesn’t begin their OAC JCU’s next match against Cleve- While he did not repeat as cham- schedule until the new year when land State was a rough one for pion, Pizzurro did manage a second- they travel to face Wilmington. - Won the 500m freestyle race against Ohio Wesleyan.
He also finished first as a member of the 200m free-
Two in the box: Let the celebration begin style team.
but what is wrong with a little bit of an infraction, but football will flag arm waving? a player for smacking a few fans’ When you are dealing with rival- hands. Let the players celebrate with ries that are well over twice the age the fans a little bit. It’s part of the of most of the players involved in atmosphere. Women’s Swimming the actual game, celebrations should Look at it this way – some soccer be expected. Just this season I wit- players score a goal and run around nessed a player record a sack and the pitch pretending they are an air- Chris Ostrander get up to celebrate his accomplish- plane. They do not receive a red card Katie Mathews Sports Editor ment only to be flagged 15 yards for for these antics. However, if Chris freshman It is about time that the NCAA excessive celebration. Wells scores a touchdown against football enters the 21st century. If he is anything like college LSU and runs around the end zone They still don’t have a playoff students I know, beating his bud- like a Boeing, you better believe -Posted two first place format as Ohio State and the team dies in a video game would incite a that extra point will be pushed back finishes against Ohio Wes- that has not been beaten in regula- larger, more extravagant celebration 15 yards. leyan by winning the 100m tion, LSU, backed into the National than what took place on the football No one reading this column may freestyle and the 200m indi-
Championship. Also, it is somehow field. live to see college football adopt a vidual medley.
illegal for 18-22 year old kids to act The NCAA needs to realize that playoff format but the athletes we their age and celebrate. kids will be kids and they are go- are watching should be able to ex- While the number is subject to ing to get excited when they score ercise their right to pump the crowd change depending on where you go touchdowns, pick off a pass, etc. So up after a big play. to school, I’m talking to you Chris relax on the rules a little bit. Unless Chad Johnson decides to Wrestling Weinke, the fact of the matter is the Let’s say Ohio State returns the teach a touchdown celebration class excessive celebration rule needs to opening kickoff of the National at a few schools, college football be reviewed. Championship back for a touch- players will have no material when Ben Adams Now, there is no fine line be- down and the return man does not the reach the pros. I’m pretty sure junior tween celebrating a touchdown on hurt his ankle. you will never see Johnson with your own and having a full 86-man So long as the football is not PhD after his name so something - Recorded JCU’s lone roster storm the field to celebrate a spiked, there are no lewd gestures has got to give. victory against CSU. Won touchdown, but some leeway should made and he does not do the Ickey So I urge the NCAA, if they hap- five consecutive matches at be allowed. Shuffle, there should be no flags pen across this issue of the CN, to RIT Tournament to claim 3rd I do agree that college football assessed for his celebration. rethink the celebration penalty. Let place at 184 lbs. should prohibit spiking the ball, Every other college sport allows the kids play a little, Lord knows jumping into the stands or pulling a players to celebrate as they please, the NFL won’t let them once they cell phone from under the uprights, short of taunting, with no risk of graduate. Sports 13 12 Sports The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007 December 6, 2007 www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News 2007-2008 Men’s Basketball Preview Platooning their way to greatness Chris Ostrander Sports Editor John Carroll University men’s basketball team does not follow the traditional standard in basketball. Rather than running a usual sub-package, JCU employs Terry Walsh G #24 a much different strategy. Tony DeMichele G #15 When head coach Mike Moran was still in the high school ranks, he began to develop the platoon system. While the system was not in the form it is in today, Moran was in the Senior 6’3” beginning stages of setting a trend in college basketball. Senior 5’11” The platoon system currently used by JCU is, at times, a five-in, 2006-2007 Stats five-out system. JCU will substitute all five players on the 2005-2006 Stats GP FG-FGA % 3FG-3FGA % PTS PPG court for a second set of five players. The substitution GP FG-FGA % 3FG-3FGA % PTS PPG can be based on time, scoring or possessions. 31 179-394 .454 67-174 .385 504 16.3 “The advantage is fresh legs,” Moran said. “We 20 20-43 .465 0-6 .000 51 2.6 rely on tiring teams and closing games out because of that.” More and more teams are now picking up the platoon system used by JCU, as the ability t o Derek Smith C/F #45 play double the usual amount of players gives teams such a large advantage. Aside from the advantage of more fresh legs waiting on the Senior 6’7” bench, Moran also cited that practice becomes more competitive due to the increased competition for playing time. 2006-2007 Stats Perhaps the greatest strength of the platoon system comes when other teams attempt to scout JCU. GP FG-FGA % 3FG-3FGA % PTS PPG When scouting a traditional team, a coach would need to prepare 31 63-109 .578 0-3 .439 175 5.6 for the starting five players plus two or three bench players. When preparing for a team that platoons an opposing coach needs to pre- pare for double that. “It is so much harder to prepare for the system,” Moran said. “You need to prepare for 10-12 players. Instead of needing to know the tendencies and style of one player you need to know the tendencies and styles of two players.” The use of the platoon system has been sustained upon the success that JCU has had while running it. In the 2003-2004 season JCU reached the Final Four. Since the Final Four appearance JCU has made two Sweet Sixteen appearances. “We are proud of the accomplishments we have had under the T.J. DiSanto G #12 system,” Moran said. “We are not proud of the label but that [the system] has worked for us.” Sophomore 6’4” The label Moran spoke of was that of the pioneer of the platoon system. While JCU is indeed the forerunner of the system the success the team has had is why coach Moran continues to use the system. 2006-2007 Stats “We base ourselves off wins, losses and championships. If we were sub par the system would change,” Moran said. GP FG-FGA % 3FG-3FGA % PTS PPG Another advantage of the system is that the team is not hurt by a large number 31 21-58 .363 8-31 .258 53 1.7 of graduating seniors. JCU lost seven players from last season, four to graduation. However, JCU has seven players returning who appeared in over 17 games in 2006-2007. This season, JCU returns seniors Tony DeMichele, John Curran, Derek Smith and All-American candidate Terry Walsh. Sophomores T.J. DiSanto, Rudy Kirbus and Travis Zajac will be crucial this season as they return for their second season with the Blue Streaks. Walsh, who averaged 16.3 points per game last year, will be pivotal to JCU if they hope to advance past the Sweet Sixteen this season. Kirbus, who averaged over seven points per game last year, will draw attention away from Walsh at forward. Another key offensive player for JCU will be Curran. Among players who John Curran G #20 saw the majority of time last season he led JCU with a .439 three-point shoot- ing percentage. JCU is off to a 3-2 start after taking the Albright College Wyndham Tip-Off Senior 6’0” Tournament to start the year. Walsh hit a buzzer beater in order to lift JCU to victory in the championship game as Smith and Kirbus joined him on the All- 2006-2007 Stats Tournament team. GP FG-FGA % 3FG-3FGA % PTS PPG JCU traveled to Muskingum yesterday and will return home to face Capital on Saturday, tip off is scheduled for 2:00 p.m. 31 62-132 .470 18-41 .439 186 6.0
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Our society will continue to value and harness the power of green energy and technology, according to the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory. Just as John Carroll University has opted to take on more green energy initiatives such as recycling, other universities and cities will follow. Wind energy will also continue to be cultivated with plans for increased use in the New England and Mid-Atlantic states.
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The Cleveland Clinic predicts major medical strides and innovations for 2008. Among them, an implanted device restoring the control of limb movements for people with impacted or impaired nervous system 0 injuries, an influenza vaccine for children and cartilage products engineered for joints.
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An annual study recently released by the University of Michigan predicted that the U.S. economy will avoid a recession despite the low value of the dollar, a slumping home market and rising oil prices. Unemployment is speculated to rise in 2008, though it may decrease in 2009. The report found that overall growth will be a stagnant 2.1 percent which is down from this year’s 2.9 percent growth rate. 0 Graph courtesy ofimi.org Politics The 2008 presidential election is already heated with both Republicans and Democrats slinging political mud at one another. Current polls in Iowa indicated a dead heat between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in the Democratic primary. The Republican primary is also closely contested with Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani and Mike Huckabee leading in the polls. The war in 8 Iraq continues to be unfavorable while Iranian tensions climb. Unprecedented healthcare and college costs are also on the minds of Americans unlike any other time in political history.
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- Compiled by Colin Beisel 16 December 6, 2007 Worldwww.wjcu.org/cn News The Carroll News Musharraf to end emergency rule Brad’s Journal And that’s a wrap on Fall Semester – thank God.
AP Photo Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf addresses his nation announcing the end to emergency rule
Brad Michael Negulescu Nick Buzzy rule will not necessarily make life under emergency powers. World News Editor The Carroll News easier for Musharraf. He still faces Musharraf served as military rul- widespread resentment at home, and er from 1999 until June 2001 when You would think that after a much needed two week hiatus from The Pakistani President Pervez the January vote will likely install he took over for the then president. Carroll News, someone with my superior intellect would come back with Musharraf said last Thursday he a legislature that could propose Musharraf just recently retired from another ingenious column. However, I am completely swamped with would end the state of emergency impeachment. the army. The Pakistani Parliament school work so I will take this opportunity simply to vent about pretty next month, after domestic and The United States will keep the later endorsed him as president. much anything I want. Let’s begin with Christmas shall we? If I can even international pressure to restore pressure on him to attack Islamist He won re-election in a vote still call it that. normal government ahead of general militancy. Yet by quitting as chief by legislators on Oct. 6. He soon I love this time of year; with beautiful lights everywhere, the smell elections this January. of the army, which brought him to suspended the constitution, declared of ginger bread houses cooking in the oven, the prospect of getting gifts “I’m fully determined that the power in a military coup in 1999, emergency rule and removed the from loved ones, and most importantly, the litany of complaints from the emergency will be lifted on Decem- he has cut himself off from his Supreme Court to block opposition politically correct crowd. Remember kids, this year, Christmas trees will ber 16,” Musharraf said in an ad- main power base, according to The legal challenges to him winning the be referred to as Holiday trees and Menorahs are now holiday candle dress to the nation on the day of his Associated Press. presidency again while still a serv- holders. Also, Santa should be banned because his being fat and all is a inauguration as a civilian president. Former prime minister Nawaz ing officer. bad message to send to little kids. Let’s just hope your local Santa doesn’t This is his second five-year term. Sharif returned on Sunday and “I think it is an exceeding dif- run into Chris Hanson and Dateline this holiday season. The Washington Post reports another old rival, Benazir Bhutto, ficult country to police and over What else? Oh, I know what else drives me nuts – global warming. thousands of opposing politicians came back last month. Musharraf which to maintain control,” said Well not the actual warming part, but the people who claim it exists. Al and lawyers were detained under deposed Sharif in 1999 in a blood- Sven Dubie, professor in the De- Gore Won the Nobel Peace Prize for his movie about the subject, unfor- emergency laws, the independent less military coup and forced the partment of History at John Carroll tunately the Nobel people did not get the memo that global warming has media was shutdown and sporadic two-time premier abroad a year University. absolutely zilch to do with peace. Gore actually beat out an elderly woman anti-Musharraf protests were curbed later. Sharif said Musharraf’s presi- who saved thousands of children from certain death in Nazi concentration by baton-wielding police. According to The New York dency was illegitimate and wants the camps during World War II. I’m sure she was thrilled. The United States, Pakistan’s Times, Musharraf said Bhutto and Supreme Court judges he removed But of course, the decision wasn’t political. I mean honestly, if the biggest ally in the West, has called Sharif had now been given a “level to be restored and allowed to rule. world was heating up, why is that such a bad thing? Have you people been for an end to emergency rule, fear- playing field” and urged them and Musharraf, who cited rising outside lately? It’s freezing! Seventy degree weather in December sounds ful that instability will undermine other politicians not to boycott the militancy when he imposed the pretty good to me. Not to mention we would all save a fortune on traveling the fight against al-Qaeda and the election. emergency, believes the military has to warm places during the winter. Furthermore, if the ice caps melt and struggle against the Taliban in Sharif and Bhutto, also a former stopped the spread of terrorism from the oceans rise, that just means we’re closer to the beach. By the way, Al neighboring Afghanistan. prime minister, argued the vote remote tribal lands on the Afghan Gore traveled to receive his Nobel Prize on a private jet, and those don’t However, ending emergency could not be free and fair if held border towards urban cities. pollute the air or anything. Speaking of politics, I watched the Republican YouTube debate last week on CNN. That’s right, I have no life. Not surprisingly, the Clinton News Network, or the Commie News Network, or Crappy News Network, which ever you prefer, did not disappoint. This debate was for Republicans Murdered student also Internet porn star to make up their minds on which primary candidate they want to vote for next year, so naturally CNN decided to go out of their way to let Democrats Lauren Harris ask many of the questions. The Carroll News In fact, a retired Army general, who turned out to be gay, asked about Wichita, Kansas has been in the the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy in his video question. After national spotlight recently after the candidates answered it, the moderator of the debate, Anderson Cooper, a story broke of a missing Butler turned to the audience where, you guess it, the general was seated. Cooper Community College student. The asked the man if the candidates had sufficiently answered his question, and search for the student, 18-year-old of course the man said they hadn’t. Afterwards, some research showed Emily Sander, came to an end after that this man was actually working for Hillary Clinton. police found her body about 50 So, CNN paid for a Democrat working for a Democrat to fly from Cali- miles east of the town El Dorado, fornia to Florida to attend and ask a question at a debate of Republicans for according to Fox News. Sander Republicans. But Fox News is the most biased cable news channel – duh. was last seen on November 23 By the way, the Democrats have boycotted debating on Fox News because leaving a bar with 24-year old Israel they are total cowards. Mireles. Lastly, I want to talk a little bit about the situation in Sudan with the AP Photo AP Photo A bedspread was found near the teacher who named a teddy bear Muhammed and was actually jailed for it. Student Emily Sander was found dead just east of El Dorado, body from the hotel room Mireles If that wasn’t bad enough, there were mass protests in the country asking Texas. Israel Mireles (right) is the primary suspect in the murder. was staying in and blood was found for this poor woman to be executed! I mean you have got to be kidding in his room. Mireles’ whereabouts to the story is the possible secret life she was doing. According to The me. It is stupidity like this that breeds hatred and racism. Remember a year are currently unknown, as well as Sander had been living before her Associated Press, Sander’s then ago when large numbers of Muslims went crazy because of an editorial his 16-year-old pregnant girlfriend. tragic death. According to MSNBC, boyfriend, 20-year-old Michael cartoon? Now, thousands of them took to the street to demand the death Investigators believe she is with nude photos of the student appeared McAllister, broke up with her as of a good woman who is in their country to teach their children because Mireles at this time. on her popular adult Web site . a result. of the name she gave to a stuffed animal. Luckily this story had a happy According to MSNBC, a rental Ryan Lewis, a junior at John Police do not believe that Sand- ending as she was pardoned by the Sudanesee president, but the situation car Mireles was driving was found Carroll University, said, “It’s really er’s involvement in Internet por- still illustrates that some areas on this planet have some serious issues. abandoned in Vernon, Texas, where tragic that she died so young, she nography had any connection to Alright, on that note I am going to call it a semester. But I want to thank the suspect has relatives. Police had her whole life ahead of her. her disappearance. The results of everyone who has read my column. I especially want to thank those who Chief Tom Boren expressed frustra- Although people have the freedom Sander’s autopsy and cause of her wrote letters to the paper about me (see Op-Ed). Even though many of tions while dealing with the Mireles to do what they want, I think she death have been sealed and police you write about how stupid I am, and occasionally use profanity to do so, family. He said, “We got no infor- could have found another way to cannot release information at this it means a lot to know you care enough to write in. Thanks again. Have a mation from them at all and very make money.” time. Sander’s body was returned to great and safe break everyone and I’ll see you in January. little cooperation.” Family and close friends were her family and funeral arrangements Contact Brad at: [email protected] But what has added a new twist not happy to hear the news of what are underway. World News 17 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007 President Bush goes after Mid-East peace College to make Leaders from around the Middle East converged on Annapolis for peace summit students use and Nick Alberstadt pay for cell phones The Carroll News Lauren Goodson Almost 60 years to the day that the United Nations announced the partition of the Holy The Carroll News Land into Arab and Jewish states, the leaders of Israel and Palestine met to discuss peace. A new requirement will demand students Along with President George Bush, and of Montclair State University in New Jersey representatives from Arab nations, Israeli to carry a cell phone at all times. Not only is Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestin- the cell phone required, but students are also ian President Mahmoud Abbas convened in responsible for paying $420 for it. The yearly Annapolis to work out a peaceful solution to bill will be added on to every students tuition the Arab-Israeli conflict, according to The bill, according to The Associated Press. Associated Press. The downside to the plan is that it only Though the conference did not result in the allows 50 peak voice minutes per month. The binding agreement that some had hoped for, upside however allows unlimited text messag- Abbas and Olmert did commit themselves to ing, unlimited campus-based data usage, and negotiating a peace treaty by 2008. student activated emergency GPS tracking. In order to end the 60 year conflict, both The GPS tracking is to allow a sense of sides pledged cooperation in resolving the security for everyone, especially after recent AP Photo kidnappings and shootings at other universi- issues that have been at the center of the Israeli Prime Minister Olmert (left), President Bush (middle) and Palestinian ties. These particular GPS cell phones specifi- argument. President Abbas (right) greet reporters at the White House last week According to The New York Times, this cally for students are the products of the first includes setting the borders of the Palestinian The conference was well-attended, with 44 is but the beginning of a long and painful program of its kind in the country. state, removal of Israeli settlements from the nations gathering for the talks. Key Middle process. “We want peace,” Prime Minister “What it does is allow students to have an West Bank, the status of Jerusalem and the Eastern nations such as Saudi Arabia and Olmert said. “We demand an end to terror, an extra pair or group of people watching over fate of Palestinian refugees who left or were Israel’s neighbor Syria were in attendance, end to incitement and to hatred. them when they’re going from one location to forced out of Israel. lending credence to the talks. “We are prepared to make a painful com- another,” Montclair Police Department Chief Despite its lack of specific details, the One significant nation not on the list of promise, rife with risks, in order to realize Paul Cell told CBS News. agreement is seen as an historic opportunity invitees was Iran. Iranian President Mahmoud these aspirations.” Even Prince Saud al-Faisal, This new requirement of student paid cell to end one of the most bitter conflicts in an Ahmadinejad rebuked Arab nations, including foreign minister of Saudi Arabia, with whom phones is the first of its kind. Some students already devastated region of the world. Iranian ally Syria, for attending the confer- Israel has no diplomatic ties, and who refused have told sources that they like the idea of “I am not making an overstatement,” be- ence, according to The AP. The meeting also to shake Prime Minister Olmert’s hand, rec- the cell phones because it makes them feel gan Abbas, “if I say that our region stands at a led to protests by over 100,000 people in the ognized the importance of the agreement. “A safe. Other students are frustrated with the crossroad that separates two historical phases: Gaza Strip. great deal is riding on the success or failure of additional high cost because they already have pre-Annapolis phase and post-Annapolis Many see the agreement as a favorable this undertaking,” he said. “The Arab-Israeli a hard enough time paying for school. phase.” outcome to the conference. Mona Debaz, conflict has caused too much pain and suffer- “While I suppose most students already do The major accomplishment of the confer- professor of political science at John Carroll ing and too many lives have been lost.” have cell phones, making it mandatory would ence was the public vow by Bush to oversee University, said the Annapolis Conference “There’s quite a lot that separates us,” Ol- discriminate against students who are poor peace talks that the United States has not pur- “achieved more than expected,” and the most mert said. “Nevertheless, there is also a great and cannot afford to pay a monthly tab for a sued in seven years, according to The AP. significant part is the influence of the United deal that we share.” cell. It’s like insisting students have comput- “I wouldn’t be standing here if I didn’t States as a “judge of compliance” with the If this agreement is to come to fruition, ers. Some universities just provide a laptop to believe that peace was possible,” the presi- agreement. all parties will have to focus on those things every freshman,” said Richard Hendrickson, dent said. All parties involved also realize that this that they share. professor of communications and theatre arts at John Carroll University. Many students are curious as to why they have to pay for the mandatory cell phone if Man with fake bomb walks into Clinton office the University is really concerned about their Campaign volunteers held hostage in N.H. while man demands to talk with Hillary safety. They feel if safety were really the university’s main concern, then they should Meghan Wolf immediately surrounded by the SWAT teams these may result in up to 42 years in prison. be picking up the tab. Staff Reporter and handcuffed, according to The AP. Sen. Clinton and former President Bill Montclair State University is the first to The “bomb” turned out to be a device made Clinton cancelled all public appearances upon enact such a unique safety precaution such A man walked into a Hillary Clinton of road flares procured from a hardware store hearing news of the hostage holdup. as this one. It may be because MSU is New campaign office in New Hampshire saying at the direction of his 20-year-old stepson, Security measures for both were increased, Jersey’s second largest and fastest-growing he was armed with explosives. It turned out Benjamin Warren. Eisenberg, having been and when Sen. Clinton met with all the university. it was only road flares. prohibited from driving due to a previous DUI released hostages and their families in Ports- At other schools, however, such as Kean “A man has just walked into the Clinton offense, took a cab to get the flares the same mouth on Friday night, she was surrounded and Princeton, students can register their cell office, opened his coat and showed us a bomb day that he held up the campaign office. by local police. phones and e-mails and receive instant alerts strapped to his chest with duct tape,” said “He never talked about building any kind “I want to thank them for their profession- in case of trouble for free. Although many are Lettie Tzizik, who witnessed the release of a of bomb or anything like that,” said Warren. alism and their extraordinary work today,” for the constant communication idea, some woman, accompanied by her child, from the “All he said to me was he was feeling de- said Clinton. “We’re immensely relieved that people, such as professors, are very much storefront campaign office of Sen. Hillary pressed, and he was going to do something the this has ended peacefully.” against it, according to The AP. Clinton in Rochester, N.H. next day to ensure he would be in the hospital Although the hostages were safely evacu- “The contemporary American obsession It was the site of the suspense that lasted by Friday night.” ated, concerns have arisen over the state of with constant availability is neurotic; I would all Friday afternoon, as Leeland Eisenberg The suspect reportedly did the crime as a security in campaign offices. The issue over think an institution of higher learning would held those in the building hostage with a way to get into the hospital. Eisenberg, who whether small-town campaigning will be want to foster a focused life rather than one so bomb threat. suffers from schizophrenia, had been seeking restricted from here on in remains, given the dissipated,” said Sheila McGinn, professor of The episode began a little after 1 p.m. on care from a local hospital in the time that led limited security that has allowed voters to Biblical Studies & Early Christianity at John November 30, when Eisenberg entered the up to the incident. Having been turned away, have access to information through campaign Carroll University. Some students feel that the office and said that he wanted to speak with Eisenberg later saw a campaign advertisement offices. cell phones are just there too put a little extra Clinton, according to The Associated Press. and thought that Clinton could help him. Sen. Clinton, being the former First Lady cash in a couple businesses pockets. He took off his jacket and revealed what he According to his ex-wife, Eisenberg, who of the United States, has lifelong protection “Frankly, I think it’s a scam,” Gennaro then claimed was a bomb, and then detained has assumed a series of aliases in the past, has from the Secret Service. Esposito, 20, a senior told nj.com, a Web site hostages by ordering them onto the floor. He long suffered delusions that there is a chip “They [the candidates] need to balance about everything New Jersey. released a woman with a baby. implanted in his head. opposites. They want to be accessible to the The Web site says that the service is Sprint/ The FBI and the Secret Service, as well The Boston Globe identified Eisenberg as people, but they want to be protected,” said Nextel, with added gizmos provided by Rave as several police forces and SWAT teams, a recipient of payments from the 2003 settle- Sara Schiavoni, a political science professor Wireless, a company specializing in attracting came onto the scene, according to The As- ment with the Roman Catholic Archdiocese at John Carroll University. “The question is, a college audience. sociated Press. of Boston for being a victim of sexual abuse if one candidate has Secret Service protection, The profits that anyone is actually mak- Sharpshooters and a tactical bomb squad from the clergy. In 1999 and 2000, he was should all?” ing off of the required GPS cell phones is unit were also placed near the office, and treated as a sex offender at Bridgewater State Sen. Barack Obama, another Democrat unknown to the public. buildings within close range such as busi- Hospital. hopeful, also has Secret Service protection. Many are curious to see whether or not nesses, other campaign offices, and even an Having been previously charged with Although assaults on campaign offices are students will actually abide by the require- elementary school, were evacuated. counts of stalking and drunk driving, Eisen- rare, this is not the first that has ever hap- ment and carry the cell phones with them More hostages were released as time went berg now has bigger charges to face. pened. at all times. To make the phone a little more on and finally, right after the last one was He is being held at the Stratford Correc- Attacks have occurred on the campaign attractive to the students, since the GPS fac- allowed to walk out, Eisenberg surrendered. tional Center awaiting a court date for the offices for other politicians, including Jimmy tor might bother them some, Montclair State He came out of the building, turned over the charges of kidnapping, the use of false explo- Carter, George H.W. Bush, Loretta Sanchez wants to bundle in campus e-mail and other device that he had said was a bomb, and was sives, and criminal threatening. Conviction of and Jesse Ventura, according to The AP. applications with the device. Help to restore a JOIN THE AWARD WINNING CARROLL NEWS!! free America. Support RON PAUL Contact us @ [email protected] for President in 2008. Join a local meetup group:
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It is the responsibility of the student body to elect their leaders. Therefore, the SU should have faith in the student body to choose the best candidates for each position. They are overstepping their bounds by limiting the pool of competition.
If the SU still finds it necessary for a student to gain approval to run, they need to specifically outline what violations would constitute the dean not approving a candidate. The point of the SU is to be the voice of the students to the administration. Allowing the administration to decide who can and cannot run destroys this purpose. “ The lack of competition of this year’s senate races shows how counterproductive this legislation really is. The SU should be working to transfer more power from ad- ministrators to the student body. This legislation does the exact NOTABLE QUOTABLE opposite. The Student Union is a self-proclaimed student-run organiza- tion. Now it is student run, as long the administration approves. Running this so-called background check on students also creates a bias that allows only certain individuals to run and discourages “It’s times like this that all of us struggle to find other qualified individuals. meaning in life.” Editorial
Winter formal mistake -NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, on the death of Washington Redskin’s There is no reason to believe the decision to have the theme star Sean Taylor. for Winter Formal be “I’m Dreaming of a White Cleveland” was intended to be hurtful. The theme was based off of Bing Crosby’s “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas.” However, financial and racial problems were created because “ of this poor judgement. This controversy led to the themed merchandise, mugs and ice scrapers, to be thrown out. A financial issue arose because the money used to pay for those items was wasted. That money HIT & miss came from the Student Activity Fee, and, even if it is at the cost of programming, it is the responsibility of SUPB to refund that Hit: Winter break in eight days Hit/miss: Steelers beat money back to the students. Cincinnati Hit: Grilled chicken in the cafeteria Hit: Christmas at The student body should not have to pay for this mistake. Carroll festivities miss: Finals next week Hit: Snow Hit: WJCU The choice to make this slogan the theme of the Winter For- Blizzard Bash miss: Lack of promotion for Senate elections Hit: mal hurt the student body on two levels–the clearest level is the Midnight feast this Saturday Hit: Men’s basketball wins against racial implications. JCU prides itself on making a large effort to Otterbein miss: Browns controversial call during game against diversify the student body. Choosing a controversial theme like this only undermines the the Cardinals miss: Death of Sean Taylor Hit: Through the Eyes mission of the University. It only reinforces the perception that of a Child miss: Winter formal slogan Hit: Christmas Around the John Carroll University is not diverse. World in the Atrium tomorrow Hit: Christmas songs on the radio Fortunately, as seen in the mass e-mail that was sent out to the Hit: Fair Trade holiday sale miss: Last CN of the semester Hit: student body, the SUPB and Winter Formal Committee are looking Broadway stagehands strike ends Hit: Mistletoe Hit: Kwanzaa, for ways to try to prevent a problem like this from occurring. Christmas and Hanukkah Hit: Mall sales miss: Black ice miss: The University prides itself on diversity but this choice was poor representation of that. Although SUPB did not intend to cre- The mall during the holiday season Hit: Stephen Kellogg and the ate this racial implication, the simple aspect of common sense in Sixers Hit: The bra turns 100 years old deciding a theme was apparently overlooked.
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Brian Brossmann Bob Seeholzer Signed material and comics are e-mail: [email protected] Alexis Hazboun Sara Fekete solely the view of the author. Kerry Keyes 20 December 6, 2007 Op/Ed www.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News OURVIEW Anticipating the holiday season Lo Castro’s are, the rush of the holiday season oil to allow the eternal light to burn Staff Commentary often bypasses what the Catholic in the temple for one day; instead it dioceses cherish. burned for eight. . The holiday cel- Lowdown Catholics are supposed to take ebrates their faith in this miracle. part in Advent, the season of await- Similarly, many African Ameri- Gettin’ the ing. We are, of course, waiting the cans await a time they call Kwanzaa big After-Christmas Sale, a time to celebrate their heritage. It is a word on: to make memories and get great non-religious holiday that celebrates deals. family and community in addition to Fearless Fashion This is obviously not the mean- culture. It runs from Dec. 26 to Jan. Jenna Lo Castro ing of Christmas. I’m sure everyone 1. Even those who simply love the Editorial & Op/Ed Editor Faux Pas has been taught that Christmas is a man in the big red suit are awaiting Katie Sheridan means that it could be 35 degrees Features Editor time to celebrate the birth of Jesus his arrival. The holiday season is upon us out with 70 mph winds and rainy Christ our Savior, and I am just No matter the religion, faith or and you know what that means. sleet and you could probably find People have started counting reiterating the fact. Advent comes celebration, at this time of year Chilly weather, tidings of good this kid walking across the Quad down the days until Christmas, but from a Latin word for an “arrival” everyone is essentially taking part cheer, and half-naked girls. in sandals. I really wonder what his according to the grocery stores and or a “coming.” in the season of advent. No, you did not misread. For parents are like. Target, that holiday started over a While for Christians it means the The point is that it is a season, not some inexplicable reason I’ve In fact, I’d like to meet them month ago. coming of Jesus it really applies to just day, so while I may be angered noticed that the coming of frigid and ask them if they are the ones By now we should be getting all faiths. As long as you celebrate at the red and green M&Ms next to temperatures somehow biologically responsible for their son’s asinine out our red hearts and cupids be- something in the month of Decem- the Halloween candy, Christmas is propels girls to continue to wear thought process. cause Valentine’s Day is only a few ber, you are in fact waiting. a time of year. clothing items only fit for models But why harp on one fashion months away. The Jewish faith awaits their Christmas is the time when we living in Southern California in faux pas when there are enough By the time Valentine’s Day is celebration of Hanukkah, which have no school work to worry about, July. jhorts (Ask a male if you don’t here you better start thinking about translated means “dedication” or we are surrounded by the ones we But what really presents itself as know what these are) and Canadian where you’re going to hide the “consecration.” love, and we sing Christmas songs a true anomaly in this situation is a tuxedos on campus to fill Rupaul’s Easter eggs. It is ridiculous. Forget Jews anticipate the commemora- until we’re sick of them. girl’s ability to pair summer clothing whole closet? Chrismahanukwanzakah soon we’ll tion of the “miracle of the container You have had plenty of warning, items with winter clothing items. It’s Seeing as how I’m only allowed have Hallothanksmas. of oil.” Christmas is coming, so say hello as if girls somehow justify wearing a certain amount of space for this If you’re Catholic, and I’ll as- According to the story tradition, to friends you know, and make the their blue jean skirts by sporting ugg wonderful Lowdown, I’ve created sume most readers at a Jesuit school there was only enough consecrated most of this advent season. boots as well. Who the hell cares if your upper thighs and knees are a list of fashion blunders that I have cold? Your toes will stay perfectly seen sported around campus: toasty in your $150 sheep skin! 1. Camo or hunting jackets And I thought people who went on 2. Uberconservative T-shirts that “Survivor” were crazy for battling deal with the confederate flag, G the elements. Forget sleeping in Dubs or anti-immigration themes. Wonderword 3. Girls who wear sweats but torrential downpour and freezing What does mean? temperatures—these people have seemingly had enough time to do raffish nothing on 19-year-old, fashion their makeup flawlessly. conscious females. 4. Sweatbands or wristbands— Or males either, for that case. Let Worn by the students who appar- me explain. ently break a sweat walking from Last week in one of my classes, Dolan to the AD. we were doing group discussions. I 5. Sunglasses—OK, I know noticed that a guy in my group was Cleveland is sunny at some points, wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt, but unless you’re albino or have ul- a heavy winter jacket and sandals. tra sensitive eyes, I doubt you need Now if you burrowed outside of sunglasses for your five-minute your dorm room and went to any of walk to the OC. “Something ridiculous that “Of, or related to, the “The word to describe your classes last week, you would 6. Socks with sandals—enough comes out of Andrew musical stylings of a fish going to a remember that it was pretty blistery said. And the list goes on…If you Rafferty’s mouth.” Raffi.” rave.” out and there were accompanying abrasive winds from good ol’ Lake or someone you know has been a Sarah Zalas& Joe Gehring, Teresa Kaschak, Erie. victim of any of the aforementioned Will Barger, grad student junior And this kid was wearing san- fashion faux pas I suggest getting juniors dals. So naturally, I asked him when to the nearest TV and watching an he thought was the appropriate time episode of, “What Not to Wear.” Raffish means cheaply or showily vulgar in of the winter season to start wearing Hopefully that will entice you to heavy, warm shoes. And he replied, burn your wardrobe. appearance or nature. —Compiled by Jenna Lo Castro “Oh, when it starts snowing.” When Contact Jenna Lo Castro at: it starts snowing? So obviously this [email protected] You’re wrong, I’m Rafferty: The argument about debate I walked away with one feeling circles that the Rafferty/McCall not care, I’m telling you that you ridiculous amount of paper. towards this academic endeavor– team could make some noise in the would. It’s natural, instincts take I don’t want to discourage future respect. tourney. But did we have enough over, and you want to destroy your debaters from doing it, but I realized I call them secret societies be- firepower to knock off to top seed? opponent. The biggest win of the pretty quickly that if you want to be cause few really understand what We did not, losing our first de- day came over Illinois State. It was good you have to work hard. You debate is or what debaters do. I’ve bate of the day. a must win just out of principle. We also have to be smart, readily able to been taking the class for the last four Afterwards we did some major needed to make a statement that think on your feet. To top it off, you months and I still don’t know. damage, winning three straight. said Ohio is better than Illinois. In need to be able to read fast. For a small time I was a part of Finishing with a 3-1 record, some a close decision, we took the prize, It’s not just reading fast, it’s Andrew Rafferty the debate community. It’s a com- debate analysts had us ranked as ending my debate career on a his- more like orally vomiting words. Managing Editor munity that had previously shunned high as the second best team in the toric victory. The varsity debaters talk faster than Secret societies exist at colleges me, or maybe I shunned it, one of tournament. Debate is like a never-ending I thought it was possible for humans across the country that love printing the two. I learned a lot at that debate tour- research project. You find some to speak. It’s impressively scary. stuff and then arguing about the stuff Anyway, on Sunday my partner, nament. First off, don’t try to bribe evidence that supports your argu- Debate is arguably the most they printed. Kate McCall, and I went into our the judges, rarely will it work. The ment; then you find thousands more demanding extracurricular activity The more widely used term for class tournament with victory on judge actually viewed my one-dollar that support your argument. in college, though I wouldn’t recom- these societies is “debate teams.” our minds. To be more accurate, I bribe as an insult. After that, you need to find mend debating them about it. There is one at this school, and from wanted to win, she just wanted to Secondly, debate is kind of ad- evidence totally contradicting all what I hear they’re pretty good. do a good job. dictive. Once you start you want to that other stuff you found. That is Contact Andrew Rafferty at: After a semester of debate class, Chatter was high inside debate win. Even if you think you would why debate teams carry around a [email protected] Op/Ed 21 The Carroll News www.wjcu.org/cn December 6, 2007 YourVIEW Hol(e)y Pair Letter to the Editor Losing the true meaning said she was told that it offended Maybe they are also naïve, but some people. they thought that the theme was of Socks Carrie Huszczo Class of 2004 Am I naïve to think that they referring to white as in SNOW! I “TO LAUGH, TO THINK AND TO BE John Carroll University actually were referring to one of the feel so bad that these young women most well known Christmas songs needed to go through this unneces- MOVED TO TEARS” I am a long time staff member ever, “I’m Dreaming of a White sarily. here at JCU, and I was told to just Christmas?” It seems that someone just needs Adam & Jason Sockel own to open, but he never felt the let this go, but this recent occurrence Does this mean we should ban to stir things up or they aren’t The Carroll News need to answer. on campus has just affected me so this song from all media because it happy. The first Christmas Eve without much that I need to say something is going to offend someone to say Maybe we shouldn’t speak at It’s as if each year it grows, him was the hardest. Getting pres- about it. WHITE? all, because God knows someone, It’s like you feel it in your toe ents wasn’t the same, there was I’m sure I will offend someone Should we rename it: “I’m somewhere and sometime are going And on and on your Carol goes, something missing. That must have out there, but I will risk that. Dreaming of a multi-colored Christ- to be OFFENDED. Harvesting love among your been when it hit us; this season is A recent fsa e-mail states that mas?” I speak for a lot of others who woes… about something much bigger than Brittany Kregiel & Sara Martin are It just seems to lose its meaning feel this is really far fetched to bring wrapping paper and boxes. apologizing for being insensitive on of the magical beauty of a white this type of thing into the light on the Mom’s got a thing for snow- To this day we drink his beloved the theme they chose for the Winter “snowy” Christmas. defense of political correctness. men. Peach Schnapps, even though it Formal, “I’m Dreaming of a White I printed out the apology that the Everyone has a right to their own Walk down the stairs Christmas tastes like cough syrup, and we Cleveland.” Give me a break! girls supposedly wrote and asked opinion, but come on folks, we all Eve morning and you immediately keep his chair in the corner where I sent them an e-mail and asked students working at the mail center have to lighten up a bit, and care- enter her Winter Wonderland. Frosty he liked it. why they are apologizing? Sara for their thoughts. fully choose our disagreements. kicks back on the couch, warms your By letting us learn on our own cocoa mug, offers a cookie, cautions why he never asked for gifts, he’s that the weather outside is frightful given us the greatest present of and illuminates an otherwise dim all, understanding. We may cry at mantel. midnight Mass because we miss him He is as much a part of this day being there. And we may curse his Paying it Forward: as the Jolly guy or the baby lying in name while choking down that God the manger. Your family probably awful pea soup, but we rest easy has Holiday traditions. Snowmen, knowing he’s always with us, sitting in many ways, are ours. in that chair watching. And giving us the present we unknowingly gave College Republicans There’s no such thing as strang- him all those years. ers when a stranger says, “Hello.” Any light you see can be a star, it The truth is harsh. Christmas just depends on how you look at it. has become more price tag than Clubs and groups share how their organizations good will; call it store bought Each Christmas Eve morning, benevolence. Even those with the we trek through the masses in search contribute to the JCU community best of intentions tend to get caught of the perfect “something.” This in the commercialized web. People “something” has been cute, rustic, wander through the season devoid witty or nostalgic, but if something Perhaps a few of you might re- to all soldiers who request them, ficed and died to preserve the right of purpose, meaning or worse yet, has been one thing, it’s always been member the giant 20-foot elephant no matter what their political party to vote as one of our most cherished any feeling. a snowman. that graced last year’s Homecoming affiliation. rights as citizens, and these troops They’ve come to believe that It started out as something small; parade, and was parked proudly Stickan is also an officer in both are still making that sacrifice. We buying or receiving the shiniest a plush doll here, an ornament there in front of Shula Stadium for this the Young Republican Club of the honor them when we exercise our box defines Christmas spirit. The and maybe a wall hanging for the year’s Homecoming street fair. This Cuyahoga County and State of Ohio right to vote.” lights are a facade, the music is for kitchen. Each year the snowmen elephant has become the “mascot” Republican Party. Stickan said that the JCU Re- show and the traditions just keep seem to multiply and Mom gets of the JCU College Republicans. She is quite enthusiastic about publican Club plans to become even the family happy. Lucky for us, we another chance to tell us we’ve gone The club was resurrected two the group and believes this is an more active in campus activities. had Grandpa. overboard, but this is why we love years ago by current John Carroll exciting time to be involved in the Our University promotes a free Around 4 p.m., Grandpa would the season so much. University CR president, junior political process, especially as a exchange of ideas. It teaches us to walk in the door bundled in his It’s not about the presents. It’s Christina Stickan, after the club’s member of the Republican Party. be articulate and well reasoned in trench coat and derby hat and not about the big sales, the small year-long hiatus. Stickan, along It’s a wide open primary race with the expression of our ideas, and to proclaim, “Heeeeyyyy bud!” This packages or having a month off of with officers Anne Nicholson ‘09 many good candidates. be passionate in our beliefs. began the race to receive the first school. It’s about family, friends Leo Govoni ‘09, and Jessica Grassi Stickan noted it was good to She noted that too many young Christmas hug. Win or lose, it didn’t and the feeling that only comes ‘09, have participated in phone see a political balance on the JCU people have a cynical ideas about matter; he always had enough room once a year. banking for candidates, literature campus. Leo Govoni, the club’s politics, and the JCU Republican for both of us. It’s about pea soup and mid- drops, political rallies, voter reg- treasurer said, “Participation in the Club wants to change that attitude He’d make his “Irish Coffee,” sit night Mass, it’s about Grandpa and istration and recently participated political process makes my politi- into a force for positive change. “If down to some Green Pea Soup with his chair. It’s about tradition. But in the American’s for Prosperity cal science courses that much more you stay on the sidelines during the the extended family and when the mostly, it’s about the look on mom’s Seminar in Washington, D.C. meaningful. Ohio is going to be at election, then you’ve lost the oppor- time came, he’d sit in his chair and face and the tears in her eyes when Another project the club is most the center of the next election.” tunity to make a difference. A hand pass out the presents, never taking we pull those snowmen from behind proud of is their involvement in the Anne Nicholson, the club’s vice- full of votes can decide it all.” one for himself. We’d ask him why our backs. You see, Mom’s got a Phone Card for the Troops Project, president currently attending The Remember what JCU Alum Tim he never wanted something of his thing for snowmen. in affiliation with the Cuyahoga Washington Center in Washington Russert (Class of ‘72 and Meet the County Republican Party. D.C. this semester said, “I value my Press Moderator) said about the Over one million minutes of vote as the most important respon- last political race, ---- “Ohio, Ohio, phone cards have been sent to sol- sibility I have as a citizen. Our club Ohio.” Stickan and her club mem- diers across the globe through this brings our ideals to the campus to bers think that will ring true again in project. International phone cards foster the kind of discussion which 2008, and they intend to have a front are sent to the troops in holiday will prompt people to vote.” row seat when it happens! The Carroll cards that are hand made by the Jessica Grassi the club’s Trea- JCU CR’s and then sent overseas surer said, “Our troops have sacri- -College Republicans The semester may be winding down, but that doesn’t News wishes you mean acts of kindness are too! Submissions are being taken for “Paying it Forward.” a happy and safe Write a 500-600 word piece that describes your good deeds. holiday season Email it to [email protected] 22 December 6, 2007 Op/Edwww.wjcu.org/cn The Carroll News
Now, let’s consider the validity Carroll Community regarding the YourVIEW of this statement. The “no name” title of the winter formal. This is band part of it seems to stand up, not because I found the theme to ostensibly. Though I have never be racially inclined and I felt an heard of Taylor Swift, I credit apology due, but merely the nature Letters to the Editor that to my not listening to country of it all. I find it hilarious that the Beauty is pain? Really? on September 11, 2001, by saying tory. International law, contrary to music. T-Pain, is definitely well SUPB, while carefully choosing Sam Cocco that Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe and the policies of the current adminis- known, at least recently, with the the theme as to not offend any race, Class of 2009 Jason Bermas “think they have the tration, does not decree a designa- release of such mesmerizing, lyrical religion, or culture (I imagine that is John Carroll University conspiracy all figured out.” tion of “enemy combatant.” masterpieces as “Bartender,” “Buy why they substituted Cleveland for As the World News Editor men- Because of this, the Geneva U a Drank,” and “I’m N Luv (Wit Christmas, though I may very well I was very disappointed in the tioned the “hundred of witnesses” Convention considers all captured a Stripper)” but we John Carroll be wrong), ended up doing the oppo- way the young women of John that have testified to seeing a plane persons Prisoners of War, Civilians, students don’t listen to that kind of site— probably tenfold worse than Carroll portrayed themselves in go into the Pentagon, I am certain or Medical Personnel. The oft-cited music so it isn’t likely to happen. if they would have kept Christmas the Features spread titled Beauty is there were many witnesses that International Committee of the Red In terms of musical excellence the in the title. However, this letter is Pain in last week’s Carroll News. heard explosions (as a result of a Cross commentary on the Fourth same thing can be said about Plain not to criticize the SUPB, but rather We, in Western cultures, are so controlled demolition) go on in the Geneva Conventions states: White T’s, with their summer smash criticize society as a whole, in this quick to judge the ancient Chinese World Trade Center. The “debate” “Every person in enemy hands “Hey There Delilah,” we have heard never ending world of political practice of foot binding, and yet, as between two of the guys from must have some status under inter- of them, well done committee, but correctness. the article clearly shows, glorify the “Loose Change” and two guys from national law: he is either a prisoner why? Because there’s one hit song I am not sure of the exact date, beauty practices of our own culture “Popular Mechanics” is pretty cool, of war and, as such, covered by the came out last week. To give a musi- and I don’t think anyone really based upon the same exact theory of and it can be seen at youtube.com/ Third Convention, a civilian cov- cal analogy, bringing Plain White knows when we (Christian-ISH being defined by how we look. watch?v=stVmEmJ666M . ered by the Fourth Convention, [or] T’s is like bringing Eiffel 65 after people, as many of us don’t practice I had to re-read the article before The fella’s from “Loose Change” a member of the medical personnel Blue became a “hit.” At least with the faith except on selfish holidays, I could believe that I was reading are very convincing and you can of the armed forces who is covered them, the Spring Concert commit- i.e. Christmas—I’m one of them) the words, “fashion and style define tell they’ve done some research in by the First Convention.” tee couldn’t possibly mess up the first began to tip-toe around our the person you are,” a quote directly their day. Keep in mind that “Loose The Supreme Court has made free T-shirts they give away, that’s words and felt it necessary to say from one of our students. Change: 1st Edition” and “Loose illegal the Bush administration’s a lay-up. “I’m sorry,” for celebrating Christ- Is the worth of women today Change: 2nd Edition” are rough policies of submitting captured O.A.R. a good band, well no. mas. It started to get bad around five honestly dependent upon how we drafts. Go watch the trailer for the persons to closed military tribunals Chances they will come: doubtful. years ago, when I saw a commercial look? Is this all we amount to? soon-to-be-released “Loose Change: in Guantanamo. They play Ohio State and aren’t on T.V. that substituted “Merry What about how we raise children Final Cut” at loosechange911.com More shocking, however, is touring right now, so unless the Christmas” for “Happy Holidays.” and maintain families, how we and you’ll more than likely get Negulescu’s morally bankrupt belief Spring Concert committee knows It didn’t really bother me, I just are leaders in government and goose bumps. that waterboarding, a practice that a something I don’t (in this instance thought it to be rather odd. As this business, how we have fought To Brad Michael Negulescu: number of experts and human rights extremely possible) they will not be Christmas season approaches, I tooth-and-nail in the past century to What makes you think that you have groups have denounced as a form of coming here. Drop Kick Murphy’s find myself getting frustrated with obtain rights that are equal to those 9/11 all figured out? Sure, anyone harrowing physical torture, some- too niche, good luck getting people the utter stupidity of people trying of men, and how we have proved can do some research, but could you how equates to a visit to the dentist to that one. to be politically correct. First off, that we deserve these rights? have at least suggested that people or “excessive tickling.” I think with this list it is pretty if the SUPB was in fact actively Why would fashion, style, and watch it with an open-mind? I’m In a recent Washington Post clear that hearing of an artist does trying not to offend anyone, I just beauty, of all things, define us? assuming you didn’t, like many of article, Malcolm Nance, a counter- not qualify a group of college stu- want to know why. The students, I’m not saying I’ve never worn my friends didn’t, either. Sure, some terrorism expert and former Navy dents wanting to see them. faculty, and staff know that this make-up or put on a pair of heels, of the suggestions made in “Loose instructor, called the practice a It is interesting to note that when is a Jesuit campus, and everyone but working at the Recreation Change” are questionable, like the “long-standing form of torture used I seem to offer some suggestions I willingly attends or works here Desk on Thursday nights has con- cell phones not working at high alti- by history’s most brutal govern- always get, band prices thrown in anyway. If a person is going to get vinced me to do so in moderation, tudes, but you failed to mention the ments.” Furthermore, Article 32 of my face. For example how about the offended by the celebration of any after watching brigades of young eyewitness accounts of those who the Geneva Convention explicitly White Stripes? “They cost 200,000 religious holidays than they prob- women, made-up like clowns, were at the scene of the crime, who bans “physical suffering.” dollars.” I don’t know what that ably shouldn’t be here– it’s just too stumble past in 5-inch heels like did hear and feel bombs go off. Perhaps indicative of the stance means. much of a hassle. those featured in the article. People like the World News previous U.S. administrations took Interestingly though, they can re- Another incident that really Forget the future problems Editor drive me crazy. Being open- toward waterboarding, history buffs call that kind of information at will angered me happened with a large these heels will cause for their feet, minded does not mean I lack com- might recall that in 1947, the U.S. but when asked, “Ok how much did home repair store (Lowes, Home ankles, knees and backs – these mon-sense. Just because 9/11 Truth- charged a Japanese officer, Mr. Lifehouse cost? How much do these Depot, Sears—I’m not really sure). girls are in pain NOW, and they seekers think our own government Asano, with war crimes for water- bands cost?” Crickets. Fine. So we In its catalogue it marked the Christ- look pretty ridiculous. Is it beauti- was behind the attacks, doesn’t boarding an American civilian. If got to choose this time, which is the mas trees it was selling as “Holiday ful and trendy to hardly be able to mean that we think “everything the Japanese action amounted to same as last time, I think. Choosing Trees.” Now who in their right mind walk and endure hours of pain and is America’s fault.” I would like war crimes, what makes the U.S. this time around means to do so in thought of that advertising cam- blisters? everyone reading this to wait until morally and legally right in water- the two days before Thanksgiving paign? I wonder if they considered The point I’m trying to make the “Final Cut” has been leaked to boarding our enemies? break, when the campus was dead, advertising menorahs as “festive to the women of John Carroll is the net before coming to your own Even if one was to accept the I would love to see those numbers. candle holders” or the Kikombe cha that there are so many ways to be conclusion. And please, watch with government’s argument that press- There is something noticeably lack- Umoja (symbolic cup of unity when defined that don’t involve beauty an open mind. ing circumstances, such as sce- ing from this whole article. Facts. I celebrating Kwanzaa) as “Friend- or fashion, and they’re relatively narios of ‘ticking-bomb’ urgency, do not have the numbers for who ship Cups.” Now don’t go and jump pain-free. Disgusted by torture debate legitimates some forms of torture, showed up to Spring Concert last the gun and assume I’m ignorant or Try being defined by being in- Ilya Batikov the government should provide year. a bigot. I have no problems with cluded in the 1 percent of the world Class of 2008 full transparency over the methods I also do not have any numbers in any race or religion. If I’ve offended that is working towards or has a John Carroll University it uses, and advocates of state- terms of band costs. These are two anyone, I really don’t care, because I college degree; by being a woman sanctioned torture should realize seemingly fatal flaws of this piece, haven’t written anything wrong. If with the possibility of a career and I found myself disgusted and full well the harsh realities of these but consider this, how many people people are offended about meaning- a full life in front of her; or by just angered after reading Brad Neg- proceedings. Our society stands to reading this think the numbers for less miniscule things then it’s really being confident with who you are ulescu’s “The torture debate tor- lose a great deal of moral credibility last year are even printable, or how their own problem. People have to every once in a while, free of heels, tures me” column in the November when individuals like Brad Negules- many people think that the bands realize its okay to relax and start make-up, hairspray, tight clothes, 15 issue of The Carroll News. cu minimize and obscure the legal being offered cost way less than looking for reasons to celebrate life and low-rise jeans you can’t bend Negulescu’s column was rife with and ethical realities of the treatment what I suggested? rather than condemn people who over in – by being beautiful in a inaccuracies and distortions so of Guantanamo detainees. Spring Concert Committee you are enjoying theirs. With that said, different kind of way. pervasive that I am surprised he Perhaps next time, Mr. Negules- can go ahead and check the “rec- enjoy your break and have a Merry didn’t just outright copy and paste cu should think twice before print- ognizable” box for all of them, but Christmas and Happy New Year. 9/11 discrepancies the information from Sean Han- ing such nonsense in this paper. should that be the main qualifier in Michael Krause nity’s blog. selecting potential artists, why not The Carroll News reserves the Class of 2011 Several of Negulescu’s asser- Spring Concert dismay their actual artistry. That’s all I am right to edit letters for length and tions, in particular, deserve to be Jon Stoltman calling for. A pretty easy equation to reject letters if they are libelous John Carroll University or do not conform to standards examined and corrected. Class of 2009 to follow. Unreasonable, appar- of good taste. All letters received Could the World News Editor be Negulescu suggests that because John Carroll University ently, again. become the property of The Car- any more biased? When he mentions detainees in Guantanamo bay “do roll News. Anonymous letters will “Loose Change” was made by a not wear a uniform and do not fight So the Spring Concert bands Winter Formal apology not be published unless the source couple of younger guys is the reader for a legitimate entity,” therefore are up and being a sort of “music Peter Topa reveals his or her identity to The Carroll News and the situation supposed to be weary or something? “they have zero legal rights accord- chauvinist” there is something to Class of 2009 be said of the selections. The motto is deemed appropriate in its ano- Besides, the film-makers are even ing to the Geneva Conventions.” John Carroll University nymity. Letters to the Editor must older than he is. The editor then This is a gross misreading of the of this year is apparently that it will not exceed 500 words and must It gave me great pleasure to read has the audacity to think that he third and fourth Geneva Conven- not be a “no name” band and that be submitted to [email protected] the apology letter the Student Union knows exactly what went down tions, to which the U.S. is a signa- we have a choice. Hurrah! by 6:30 Sunday night. Program Board e-mailed to the John Looking for something to do next semester?
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Very close to cam- 2424 Saybrook. 4 bedrooms, 2 bath- part time (10+/-) help w/ two teen- tation, fun and energetic. pus. Carroll students surrounding. rooms, finished basement, basketball agers. Great environment, excellent Call Jen: 216-310-3947. Classified ads will not be Available now!! Call Sam (440) court, deck, 2-car attached garage. pay. Own transportation. Please run without pre-payment. 669-9996. Appliances include dishwasher, call Maggie (440) 543-2482 or Part time babysitter wanted for refrigerator, oven, washer, dryer. (440) 785-1714. one child, age 10, after school in For Rent/sale for JCU students Oc- $1175 per month. Call Jake at 216- my Shaker Heights home, near tober 1st - December 31, 2007. $330 287-9254 Experienced, responsible, nurturing Fairmount/Green. M-F 3-6PM. a month. This 3 bedroom, 1 & 1/2 caregiver needed for infant and 3 yr Occasionally additional hours if you bath, 2 car garage, clean, new paint For Rent 2008: Renovated 5 bed- old in Shaker Heights. Must have desire. Must have own transporta- & carpet, oak kitchen floor. 330-666- room / 2 full bath with reliable transportation. Flexible tion. Call Carolyn @ 216.831.0901. 7529. ‘06 Luxury bath, new appli- hours, mostly evenings - $10/hr. ances, dishwasher, A/C, deck, 1st fl Email Ann at annermalone@yahoo. Classifieds will not be laundry, walk-in closets. Walking com. taken over the phone. For Rent: University Hts.2 fam- A Beachwood business has an distance. Call (216) 832-3269 today. Deadline for classifieds is ily houses. 3 bedrooms each suite, excellent opportunity for someone very clean and well maintained on BABYSITTER NEEDED for noon of the Monday prior Five bedrooms house for rent on who would like learn about and Warrensville Center Rd. near John Saturday nights, occasional week- to publication. Washington Boulevard. work in the home medical equipment Carroll. Big rooms, garage space, all day afternoons. Eastside home Currently occupied by JCU students. industry. Responsibilities include appliances included. Available June with three young kids. Must have Completely remodeled. All ap- monitoring, servicing, and deliver- 1st 2008. The good ones go quick experience and references. I have pliances. Bonus if signed before ing home medical equipment to our so get started! Call Mike: 440-724- always used JCU students and have January 31. been happy! Call Cyndi @ (440) patients residing in the Cleveland 6654. Call Elaine at 440-341-8494 542-1895. Area. The position offers flexible hours working approximately 15 to House for sale behind Murphy Hall House for rent. Walking distance ** #1 Spring Break Website! 4 & 7 20 hours per week. Please contact For Ad Rates and on Lalemant! 3brdms, 1.5 baths, w/ to JCU. 5 bedrooms, 2 full baths. night trips to BahamaPartyCruise, Mr. Kahn at 216 292-4406. Information: finished basement. Ample park- Plenty of parking space. Call Dan at PanamaCity, Acapulco, Cancun ing includes 2 car garage. Great 216-536-6175 for details. Babysitter(s) needed for eight- and more. Low prices guaranteed. location- easy walk to campus! year-old girl. Occasional after- Phone: (216) 397-4398 'Nice, spacious 5 bedroom 2.5 bath- Group discounts for 8+. Book 20 Currently owned by JCU alum. Call noons and evenings. One minute room house for rent, available June people, get 3 free trips! Campus Audra Fullerman w/ Century 21, walk from JCU dorms. Please call 2008. 4352 Acacia Drive in South reps needed. www.StudentCity.com Best Service @ 216-337-1295 216-691-3813 Euclid, less than 1 mile from JCU or 800-293-1445. and NDC. All appliances, finished Mail us at: basement, 2-car garage, plenty The Carroll News Home for rent for May 2008/2009 I am looking for a young man to Child Care Wanted 3-6 pm, M-F, of parking, nice yard. Currently John Carroll Univ. school year. Renting to JCU help stock a paper goods store in non-smoker, must drive Shaker renting to JCU students. Email 20700 N. Park Blvd. students is our business! 1 mile S.Euclid for about 2 hours every 518-588-3656 lv msg for photos and details jmbernot@ University Hts, OH from campus 4 bedrooms 1.5 baths. Monday and Tuesday. The hours aol.com . SECURE YOUR 2008 Need person to drive our high 44118 Newly remodeled, all hardwood are flexible. Please call 216-381- HOUSING NOW...GOOD ONES school student one-way from Shaker floors brand new appliances, private 7273 and ask for Shelly Heights High School to extra- backyard deck and patio. This will GO QUICK!' THE UPS STORE- curricular activity about 15 minutes go fast! Call Michael 330 388-7798 away. $12.00/day-M-R. Call 216- Downstairs unit at 13726 Cedar Road Now Hiring part time with flexible hours. Work around your class 561-0885. Good Housing Goes fast for next for rent. 5 bedrooms, 2 full bath. E-mail the CN at: schedule.We need responsible stu- Need Extra cash$$$ Babysitter school year - don’t get shut out! Off-street parking. Free WiFi. Near [email protected]. dents for customer service. Must be needed. $12/hour. Must have own Entire two family house for rent JCU campus and very close to shop- outgoing and friendly car. Flexible hours, once a week - next school year. Two large bed- ping. with good typing/data entry skills. and every other weekend. Wendy rooms each unit. Modern Amenities. Please call Dan Lindner to schedule Just minutes from JCU. Located 216.360.5210 On Warrensville - Two blocks from an appointment. (216) 374-5220. at the SW corner of Cedar and JCU. Call 216.292.3727 (Owner/ Help Wanted Warrensville Cntr Rds in the Gymnastics coach part-time experi- Cedar Center. Apply in person. ence in gymnastics necessary. [email protected] for Call 461-0015 and ask for Sally or more information. e-mail at Lakeshoregym.com Cleveland Heights (near Coventry) “Marotta’s” in Cleveland Heights (Available Dec) 2 BR/1BA (1st floor), has the following positions avail- Part-time babysitters wanted for Babysitters wanted to help care for Federal Law bans discrimination by race, sex, with basement, patio and garage, able: servers, host/hostesses, bussers, daytime hours (mostly afternoons). kids ages 3 to 9 after school and religion, color, national origin, family status and handicap water+sewer included. $725+one dishwashers, line cooks, and pizza Up to 10 hours week. More than evenings. Regular hours possible, but in all Ohio rental property. The Carroll News will not month deposit. Appliances include makers. Apply in person 5-6pm one parent in the Avon / Avon Lake not required, at $10 an hour. Must knowingly accept advertising in violation of this law. As area is interested. Please call 216- refrigerator, oven, washer/dryer. Call Monday -Thursday or email resume love kids, have own transportation a consequence, The Carroll News will not accept rental 470-2432 for more information. Rollie at (216)233-5795 or email to [email protected] NO PHONE and references. ads that stipulate the gender of the tenants. [email protected] CALLS PLEASE Rate is $10 per hour. Call Laura at 216-932-1409. [email protected]