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Vol. 13, No. 28248 HOURGLASS Tuesday, Derembe~ 2, 1975 i: ';,': .' ~'~ * * * * * * * * ;', * '" * ;'; * Russia Accused of '" Kwai Weather * * * * Yesterday * ford Holds Talles With Mao Tse-Tung Co'onizing Africa ~~ ~: WASHINGTON (UPI) -- 'The U.S. ie Hlgh Temp. -- 86° ~': PEKING, (UPI) -- Chairman Mao Tse-Tung, reported looking sur­ Ambassador to the United Nations, "il: Low Temp. -- 77° prisingly fit, hosted President Ford in his forbidden city home Danlel P. MOjmihan, said today the "il:* ,': Ralnfall --.05 today and held nearly two hours of talks officially described as Soviet Union is trying "to colo­ ;': Monthly Total -- .05 ,': "significant and earnest •.• in a friendly atmosphere." nize Africa" and is using military * ,,: The meeting ran one hour and 50 minutes -- an unusually long force where necessary. ;': Tomorrow ,': meetlng for the aillng, 81-year-old Mao and nearly twice the time In a speech to the fourth ,,: * Partly ( )tidy with widely he spent with President Richard M. Nixon durin~ his 1972 visit. nationwide "Pacem In Terris" -­ * scatterc,", showers. 'I: Hours after the event, the Chinese issued a statement approved Peace on Earth -- conference, * ,'.. by the White House whlch said: Moynihan said the Russians already High Tide .,..- 1657 6.1 "After shaking hands with each of the Amerlcan guests, Chairman * -- ,t*.. have been partially successful in * Low Tlde -,.. lQ34 -.,. 0.5 Mao had earnest and slgnificant discusslons with President Ford their effort. :': Sunrlse -- 0649 Sunset -- 1828 * on wide-ranglng lssues in a friendly atmosphere." But he said they are hindered ..': ,,: ,,: :: ;': ,,: ,,: * * * ~.. i: •• There was no elaboration on specific topics discussed, but the by "opposition from another Commu­ * * * * * very length of the meetlng lndicated China wants to maintain strong nist power" and by the fact the and dlplomatically cordial ties wlth Washington in spite of its United States will call attention King Car'os opposltion to U.S.-Soviet detente. to any open military operations. Diplomats said the terms "wide-ranging" and "significant" "At this moment, for example, legins Cltoosing Staff indicated Mao and Ford probably included detente, Korea and the the Soviets in effect have landed MADRID (UP!) -- Th'e powerful problem of U.S. support for the Nationalist government in Taiwan Cuban troops on the southwest Council of the Realm today gave in thelr late afternoon discussion. coast of Africa, even as they are King Juan Carlos the names of Deputy White House Secretary William Greener called the consolidatin~ military facilities three candidates from which he Chlnese statement "a fair descriptlon" of the talks. on the northeast coast of that was to choose a new president of U.S. officlals made clear long ago Ford would not have come to continent," Moynihan said. the Cortes (Parliament), sources Chlna had a vlsit with Mao -- the ultimate diplomatic compliment "It is fair to assume thev close to the government said. Chlna can pay -- not been proMised. mean to colonize Africa." They said an announcement of But the tlmlng of the visit was kept a mystery until the Moynihan said such things as Juan Carlos' choice was imminent Presldent, Mrs. Ford, daughter Susan and Ford's advlsers sped off the Soviet-backed military inter­ and would most likely be Torcuato to Mao's residence in Peking's forbidden city in the afternoon. ventlon in Angola illustrate a FernandeZ-Miranda, a 60-year-old The len~th and cordiality of central fact of detente -- that law professor and right-wing the meetlng seemed to underscore Moscow will step up its ideological politician. China's aim of treatlng Ford Train Hi;ac" struggles even as it seeks to The departure of Carlos Arias personally wlth warmth while avoid nuclear war with the United Navarro as Prlme Minister was scolding the United States for in Netlter'ands States. all but official and a big cabinet its detente policy. GRONINGEN, THE NETHERLANDS overhaul was about to be made, the (UPI) -- Masked gunmen believed sources said. to be Indonesian separatists Kenned, Warns of The president of the Cortes Lisbon Quiets Down seized a train in northeast also heads the Council of the Holland today, took the passen­ New Arms Race Realm. Officials said that once After Rebellion gers hostage and demanded a bus WASHINGTON (UPI) -- Sen. a new Cortes president was sworn LISBON (UPI) -- The govern­ and a plane to go to an unknown Edward M. Kennedy charged today in -- perhaps as soon as Wednes­ ment today officially lifted the destination, authorities said. that President Ford has exercised day -- the formalities of picking four-hour curfew and other A state police aircraft "little leadership" in trying to a Chief of Government could begin. regulations imposed on the Lisbon circling over the train reported halt a potentially-dangerous new The current 16 members of the region because of last week's "a body was seen thrown from the arms race with the Soviet Union. council met in secret for six abortive leftist military train," a spokesman for the town Kennedy said a U.S.-Soviet arms and one half hours Monday night r2bellion. of Beilen, 75 mlles northeast of limitation agreement should be to draw up a candidate list for Limited martlal law was Amsterdam, near where the concluded promptly, rather than Juan Carlos. Officials said they clamped on the capital seven Groningen-to-Amsterdam traln was after the U.S. presidential elec­ expected the acting president of days ago while police conducted stopped. tions next year. the group, Manuel Lora Tamayo, to a manhunt for officers who led the Later a pollce helicopter Speaklng at the fourth "Pacem officially present the list to rebellion. Four more offlcers reported "a second man was tossed in Terris" -- Peace on Earth -­ the King. were picked up today. out of the train," the spokesman conference in Washington, the But sources close to the Socialist Leader Mario Soares said. The report did not indi­ Massachusetts Democrat said the government said this morning, the accused the Communlsts of being cate whether the man was alive. Soviet Union is now deploying a names had already beE'n communi­ impllcated in the uprising. He A state railway company new generation of large missiles cated to Juan Carlos. demanded the party issue a formal spokesman sald the train engineer with multiple warheads and the The Spanish news agency condemnation of the rebels as was wounded by the 'gunmen, who United States is about to start Europa Press distributed what it the price of ltS continuation in also shot at another train. testing a "revolutionary new said was the possitle trio of the coalltlon government. ~They shoot at anything weapon," the Cruise missile. names passed on to the King. "There are two conditlons I moving in the vicinity," the Kennedy noted the two nuclear They were Fernandez Miranda, have put to the Presldent," he Beilen spokesman said. superpowers will start meeting former Labor Minister Licinio de told a local intervlewer. "The He said the latest estimate again Wednesday In an effort to La Fuente and Emilio Lamo de first is that the Communist party by the railway company put the break the deadlock that has stalled Espinosa, president of the solem~ly repudiate the coup of number of passenEers aboard the the Strategic Arms Limitations government-controlled bank union. Nov. 25. The second is that if train at about 120. One passen­ Talks. Monday night, the Council of that party is disposed to parti­ ger escaped and safely reached a He said if no agreemenT can be the Realm wound up at 11:15 pm, clpate in the government it farm, he said. reached on limits for the Cruise its first meetlng under the 11- cannot have two policies, one for "There appear to be five or missile and the Sovlet backfire day-old reign of Juan Carlos,_ inside the government and one for six gunmen," he sald. bomber, there should at least be Inti Financial Report outside it." The gunmen released a child an agreement on the arms limits Soares sald the Communists and two women and gave the women set by Presldent Ford and Soviet DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGES bore a heavy responsibillty for a note for authorities demanding Leader Leonid I. Brezhnev at a bus to Schlpol Airport near Vladivostok summlt last year with 30 Industrlals 843.20 off 13.14 the rebellion despite thelr offlclal denials of being Amsterdam. The spokesman said an understandlng that fUrther 20 Transports - 167.85 off 1.64 lnvolved an d t h at they h ave the note demanded that "at negotlations will follow immediate­ 15 Utilities 83.63 off 0.26 recelve. d a severe d efeat b ecause Schipol an aircraft should be ly. 65 Stocks - 257.72 off 3.18 of its failure. kept re2dy to take them to a "Yet there has been little The Sociallst leader made his destination which they did not leadership [Tom any part of the Volume: 17,930,000 shares, attack in a speclal edltion of mention." administration In seeking real the newspaper Jornal Novo as the A railway company spokesman restraints on the pace of our arms Price of a common share: government pressed forward with said the gunmen apparently were buildup," he sald. Lost forty-seven cents lts campaign to shatter the on the train. Without a prompt agreement, Communist infrastructure in the In the 'lap-ue, a justice Kennedy said, the Salt Treatv Silver $4.13 military, mass media, government ministry spokesman said Minlster negotiations may be totally over­ Gold $139.55 and labor unions. Andreas Van Agt immediately went whelmed by new and complex issues. to the government's crlsis center. 'lUesday, Deceml>er 2,. 1975 HOURGLASS Page 2 " • 4 ( Israel Attacks Palestinian Camp u.s. Pours Money and Support into South Korea BEIRUT (UPI) -- Israel~ warplanes swooped SEOUL (UPI) -- The Amer~can command charged w~th the defense of the RepublLc of Korea on Palest~n~an refugee camps ~n North and contends that South Korean sold~ers could halt a North Korean LnvaSLon Ln ~ts traCKS. South Lebanon today k~ll~ng and wound~ng Furthermore, accordLng to the top brass, it would not be necessary for the Un~ted scores of persons ~n repeated straf~ng and States to "nuke" the ~nvaders. bomb~ng runs. "We're talk~ng about convent~onal weapons," saLd a U.S. Army spokesman. The planes struck at the camps of Baddaw~ He made ~t clear, however, that those conventLonal weapons would nave to Lnclude some and Nahr Al Bared near Tr~pol~ k~ll~ng or of the most awesome ~n the Amer~can arsenal, such as the B52 bombers baseJ on GUam. wound~ng at least 40 persons, a Palest~n~an That suc~ a gigant~c comm~tment ~s ser~ously contemplated after the Amer~can pullout L~berat~on Organ~zat~on statement sa~d. ~ Indoch~na says some~ng about the enormous stake in blood and treasure the Un~ted Other ra~ders bombed the Nabat~eh camp States has ~n South Korea. ~n the south between S~don and Tyre and S~nce the outbreak ~n 1950 of the Korean War, wh~ch cla~ed ~4,000 Amer~can l~ves, damaged surround~ng areas. U.S. government expendLtures ~n South Korea have totaled more than $37 b~ll~on. The PLO spokesman sa~d the Israel~s That ~s more money than the total spent by the Un~ted States on both the Marshall ~lan, blasted a school house ~n Nabat~eh, wh~ch fac~l~tated the recovery of Western Europe, and the Apollo program, whLcn put men wh~ch "fortunately was empty," and k~lled on the moon. at least two c~v~l~ans and wounded s~x A quarter of a century after the Korean'War began the un~ted States st~ll ma~~ta~ns a others. m~l~tary force ~n South Korea of almost 40,000, ~nclud~ng a full Lnfantry d~v~s~on based A defense m~n~stry off~c~al sa~d as many Just south of a m~lLtary demarca~on l~ne. as 19 other persons may have d~ed ~n the laotian King May Be bomb~ng outs~de the Nabat~eh Camp as bombs Churches Unha~py With landed at po~nts up to f~ve m~les away. Asked To Abdicate About 30 a~rcraft were ~nvolved ~n the Underdeveloped Nations operat~on, a m~l~tary spokesman sa~d. NAIROBI (UPI) -- Many AmerLcan and l::IANGKOK (UPI) -- Pro-Commun~sts ~n Laos He sa~d Lebanese Army ant~-a~rcraft un~ts European churches are unha~~y wLth the have attacked the trad~t~ons of the nat~onal opened f~re on the planes forcLng them to larger role underdeveloped natLons are 600-year-old monarchy, V~ent~ane radLo str~e at h~gh alt~tudes. play~ng ~n maJor rel~g~ous affalrs, Dr. announced today. The ra~d lasted one hour, the spokesman PhLILp A. Potter, general secretary of The calls for abolLt~on of K~n0 Savang sa~d. the World Counc~l of Churches sa~Q today. Vattanas ~rLVY CounCLl stopped short of "These thLrd world countrLes are provJdlng a personal attack on the monarch or d~Rands many of the maJor challenges now such dS In for hLS abd~cat~on. theology and ChrLstLan un~ty," Pott-er L,ld The off~c~al rad~o of the Conunun~st­ Met Rocket newsmen. controlled nat~on quoted a pe~~on to the The reactLon of western churches has been government by 6t>O members of the Pro -Patnet A meteorolog~cal rocket launch operat~on "very m~xed," he saLd. "Many churches In Lao VLent~ane Guard Forces Battal~on. ~s scheduled for Wednesday, December 3. the West, espec~ally those ~nvolved w~th PetLtLoners demanded an end to tne Pr~vy In connect~on wLth th~s opera~on, hazard colon~alLsm, are unhappy wLth many th~ngs Counc~l, the current coal~~on government areas wLll ex~st ~n the ocean and on beLng saLd" by these newly emerg~ng states. and the Nat~onal Pol~t~cal Consultat~ve KwaJaleLn Island between the az~muths of The councLl, representLng Orthodox and counc~l (NP~C), part ot the two-year-old 225 degrees true and 275 degrees true. The Protestant faLths Ln around 100 countrLes, coal~t~on, the radJ.o sa~d. ocean hazard area extends out from LS hold~ng ~ts f~fth assembly. It was the fLrst attack agd~nst any part Kwa)ale~n for a d~stance of 50 nautLcal Monday, a workLng sect~on drew up a fLrst of the monarchy Lrt recent LaotLan lustory. ~les. The Kwa)ale~n Island ground hazard draft report wh~ch urged the councLl to Some members or ~ng Savangs f~ly area ~s r~at conta~ned w~thLn a c~rcle Lncrease LtS efforts to combat raCLsm fled to Tha~land last weekend and Monday, hav~ng a 200 foot rad~us from the rocket around the world, LncludLng gLvLng more aLd ~nclud~ng hLs youngest son, Pr~nce Sor~yawong. launcher. All personnel and craft must to lLberatLon movements Ln southern AfrLca The pr~nce told newsmen he belLeved h~s stay out of the ocean hazard area between where they are oPPosLng the governments father would :"'ce ;~ __ ",l L" ':wd~cate soon. the hOQrs of 0905 and 1545 or un~l the of South Afr~ca and RhodesLa. loch Ness Monster restr~ct~on ~s l~fted. The ground hazard Computer _Error Blamed area must be evacuated not later than 0905 losing Support hours. See the dLagram beloW show~ng the -for Shooting ocean hazard area. EbLNBURGH (UPI) -- Ness~e, the Loch Ness ORLANDO, F~orLda (UPI) -- A computer monster has lost much of the academLc support error ~s partly to blame for a state for ~ts ex~stence. trooper fatally shootLng a man who was on Several organLze:s of the SymPOSLum called h~s way to attend h~s father's funeral, to d~scuss the latest photographLc ev~dence accord~ng to the d~rector of the FlorLda for the ex~stence of a monster ~n the Loch H~ghway Patrol. have w~thdrawn theLr support. As a result of the Saturday shoot~ng of The Royal Soc~ety of Ed~nburgh, the Frank D. Booth Jr., trooper Robert Renn~e, Un~vers~ty of Ed~nburgh and HerLot W~rt 25, was suspended from duty Monday pend~ng un~vers~ty ~ssued a statement say~ng U:c, the outcome of a coroner's ~nquest and a would not take part ~n the s~npos~um Dec. ~ h~ghway patrol ~nvestLgatLon. because "recent wLde publ~cLty" woulu Lnh~bLt H~ghway patrol director Eldr~dge Beach useful and ~part~al dec~s~on. sa~d RennLe receLved a radLo report based Some sc~ent~sts say the photographs taken on Lnformat~on from a computer at the by the Boston Academy of Appl~ed Sc~ence Nat~onal Cr~e Informat~on Center that ~nd~cated that the Loch was ~nhabLted by a Booth's car was stolen. The Lnformat~on monster, even a famLly of monsters, resemblLng was erroneous and a correctLon was sent the preh~stor~c PleLs~osaur. Others were but not rece~ved by Renn~e, an off~c~al scept~cal about the fuzzy underwater p~ctures saLd. taken by an unmanned camera. Beach sa~d Renn~e ordered Booth to put "Aga~nst a background of leaks and h~s hands on h~s head and then e~ther rumors and counter rumors ~t would not have f~red hLs p~stol because he thought Booth been poss~ble to take a cool cl~n~cal look . was reach~ng for a weapon or was bumped ~n the normal manner at th~s d~scovery," to a shopping list problem! .. ~ when the car door opened. s~d John Dundas of the Royal Soc~ety of "We'll accept some of the responsLb1-1~ ty EdJ.nburgh. ELECTRONIC CALCULATORS for the shoot~ng, but part of the But S~r Peter Scott, chancellor of B~rm­ at super prices responsLb~lLty l~es w~th a computer error," ~ngham un~vers~ty, and a f~rm bel~ever ~n Beach saLd. "An ~nnocent man has been the monster's ex~stence sa~d the sympos~um . Add, subtract, multiply, divide. k~lled and I Lntend to fLnd out why." st~ll would take place. Full-floating decimal. $11.25 Booth, d~rector of the federal Job "Certa~n people have w~thdrawn the~r spon­ • program ~n Brevard County, was on hLs way sorsh~p, but the sympos~um w~ll go on," Add, subtract, multiply, divide. to Tampa Internat~onal ~rport to fly to he sa~d. Constant/equals, percent and the funeral of h~s father ~n Massachusetts. memory keys. Full-floating decimal. $17.25 L......

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WASHINGTON (KFS) You'll learn more by listening to political humorists than political analysts. No dldactic essay explains Senator Henry Jackson's problems with gettin~ the presidential nomination better than comedian Mark Russell's remark that, if Scoop gave a fireside chat, the fire would go out. By this standard President Ford is in much worse shape than the polls indicate. The newest joke going around about him concerns his diving into a Florida swimming pool that is three strokes shorter than the ~ne at the White House. As he surfaces at the far end with a big bump on his head, the Secret Service wrestles the pool to the ground. Then there is the crack that the automobile insurance companies have advised their policy holders not to drive for an hour after Ford has made a speech. Amid rumors that one of the big magazines is preparing a photo montage of President Klutz falling downstairs and tripping over old ladies in wheelchairs, the White House press corpse (cq) manfully tries to take him seriously. Enormous expenditures of ink and ingenuity have been committed to making the Sunday Night Massacre look dishonestly evil instead of stone stupid. Surely, his sharper advisors -- assuming he has some -- would also prefer to have thei~ blunderous (cq) leader regarded as malevolent rather than dumb. We respect the wicked but we laugh at the inept. Whether or not Mr. Ten Thumbs becomes the first president to be liiui,hed out of office, matters have reached the point that one Washlnston newsie assigned to cover the Great Flub-Dub was heard to complain that ineptitude on such a scale is beginning to reflect unfrtvorably on those who have to report it. Others might think that 'an insufferably moralistic press now has the chief magistrate it always said lt wanted. Of COUI'se, there are some folks who' re saying that Jerry Ford has gone back on his word to give us an open White House wherein dwells an accesslblp president, but the truth is Mr. Nice Guy's candor is so embarrassing one wishes he'd go hide somewhere and cover up his nakedness. Yet Gerald Rudolph. who is truly without guile, is exactly the man so many prayed for in the last months of the Nixon disillusionment. Or why was Richard Nixon run out of town? The Prisoner of Assignment America San Clemente, when word of his thoughts filters out at all, professes mystification as to what really cost him his job. As time passes, it does become more dlfficult to explain why he is in exile. by Phyllis Battelle If Nixon didn't get sacked for policy reasons, if the government remains as it was, then did he waly the plank because of the peculiar NEW YORK (KFS) - I have a toothache, a mind-bungling ailment gracelessness of nis behavior? Perhaps our ideal president is he that besets all of us on occasion - usually on occasions like who can combine Nixon's polltics wlth Ford's personality. weekends, or the day our dentist is in Chicago attending a confer­ Shall he be granted another term? Theoretically, it is impossible ence on toothaches. this side of cataclysm to deprive a sitting president of a second I can't go home, because my editor has a backache and feels if term, but Nlxon's Revenge, as they've started to call 0ld Eungle Foot, she can out-spunk her spine, I can out-think my throbs. I can't may have found a way. However, since the Democrats h2ve yet to find commit suicide because I've scarcely begun my Christmas'shopping. a plausible candldate, and you can't beat somebody with nobody, There is only one solution to the problem: dwell on the troubles defeat may yet elude our Rudolph. In that case, we'll have no of others and, in so doing, forget my own. Somebody - Norman choice but to Dull the plug on him and comml t euthana~" hy running Vincent Peale, perhaps? - said this works. Richard Nixon as our reform candldc~~ nex+ year. So consider, today, the plights of the following Americans who were sufficiently upset to write or wire their doctors ••• • JIM BISHOP: Reporter .. A patient, writing to Dr. Louis Hermanson, Beth Israel Hospital of Boston: "Dear Dr. Hermanson~ Please send me the name of some good books The Attitude for the Job on personal hygiene. I think I've got it. Sincerely, Pearl T-" To Dr. Martin E. Bloomfield, cardiologist, Lenox Hill Hospital, New York; "Dear Dr. Bloomfield, I just wanted to let you know that my Dusk leads a short life in He hstens for Signs of mnate FlorlZel Glasspole, winch IS one mother had another heart attack. She succumbed to it nicely and . Jamaica The late sun disap­ courtesy The only thing more hell of a moruker pears, taking WIth It all the Important than Job trammg, he He IS appomted by Queen is now doing housework again. Oscar F-" slopmg green of the mountams feels, IS attltude A man or Eltzabeth He lives m a fme Note to the Edlich Pharmacy, New York. and the lime green of Oeho Rios woman workmg m a hotel must house Mr Glasspole IS a "Gentlemen: Over a shoulder in the subway I glimpsed a picture Bay For a moment, the world is want to serve people ceremorual fIgure When the in a magazine of a handsome young man kissing a girl, captioned veiled VIOlet, then there IS The ship was moored to the government of Jamaica wants darkness and a star appears. dock now. Long pale stalks of stage a colorful garden party, ~Halitosis.' Is this some new kind of perfume and where can I get to Glaister Hales and I sat on a sugar cane would come roarmg or the mvestiture of certam it?" small alummum porch on the down a chute from the moun­ offICials, the governor-general To a school nurse: 10th floor of the Inter­ tams and fill the holds of the may be dusted off and given hiS "Lucinda is not in school as she is home with the itch and she Contmental We' had been vessel She would be standing mace can itch happier at home." talkmg about hls lob as dIrector out to sea by nud-morrung Easily Coaxed of personnel at the hotel The because another hungry slnp I am Ideally swted for thIS To Dr. William Hitzig, Park Avenue, Manhattan: magic of evenmg came, and we would be conung m work, m case Her MaJesty "Dear Dr. Hi tzig, I read that you are the doctor who brought fell silent On the far Side of the It IS sometunes more dlf­ reads tins column When not on the Japanese girls for Dr. Barsky's plastics. Please tell him bay, the hghts of a sugar ship flcult, Hales says, to get the offiC181 dubes, I can be hung up that I want plastic surgery done but I don't want it so well done tossed red and green paths on proper employees than It IS to m a closet In fact, I could easlly that they don't recognize whom I am. I want them to know who it the water get guests. "I believe m sernce be coaxed mto staring at the Hales Wtes hls work. He IS WIthOut servlhty," he says "We Vlew of the mountams and sea is who is looking so good. Adelaide I-" Jamaican, 44, WIth sian like JamaIcans walk erect " at Oeho Rlos forever "Dear Dr. Tolamn (of Harvard Medical School): Since you pobshed ebony He intel'Vlewed JamaIca is a nation among a Hales IS sure I would not prescribed a salt-free diet for me, is it bad -for me to breathe hundreds of men and women to conunonwealth of nations and It qualify. Perhaps, but If "at­ deeply when I am at the beach? Mrs. Rosalie H- ,,- staff the hotel He never per­ truckles to no one The w81ters btude" means anything, I have Urgent to Pro Howard Weinberger, Park Avenue, New York: nuts hls mtelligence to get in the are all literate and they take It The darkness was complete way of good manners orders WIth grace and dispatch "Dear Doctor: When you phoned my office this morning you The moun tams disappeared Not for Me Off the lobby, I have watched From far off, SIl'IUS and Arc­ said my wife had a cute somethlng or other. She certainly I told hun I wouldn't work m a the snuhng bartenders They turus sent messages m dots and has, but what's the matter with her? Harry H-" ( hotel at any tune. People who make my feet hurt They stand dashes "My Dear Doctor, I know how busy you are so I want to pay hlgh pnces for room and for eight hours on floorboards GlalSter Hales wd he would apologize for being late again this morning for my appointment. meals become angry H It rams, The doorman looked have to leave The VISit was lonesome m hls flashy umlorm short, but I was unpressed. He But you will admit I have improved. This was the earliest I've they blame It on the front desk Or the walter He stands waIting to open a car has an aura of bemg under been late yet. Karen J-" door, help a lady ahght, fmd a control at all tunes, a man WIth They leave "Do Not DISturb" "Dear Dr. Reider, May I have an appointment to see you? taXi for a tourist and stnke a bwlt-m confidence. SIgns on doorknobs and forget to match for someone else's My bowels are sluggish, my feet hurt, my heart jumps and you remove them The steak IS too In the morrung I was m a CIgarette striped robe on the same porch hot or too cold The room maids know, I myself don't feel so good either. Abe D-" No, I saId, I would Wte none of The sun buttered the httle half­ move all the toiletries to the "Dear Dr. Richun, Is there something wrong with my eyes? these lObs He asked If there moon bay WIth daffodlls The wrong Side of the basm I'm trying to reduce and yet I seem to be gaining weight under was any lob I would Wte m sugar shIp had departed, each eye. Sincerely, Thelma H-" Hales has a rich snule With JamaIca "Yes," I said, "yes, leavmg a smudgy crayon of Dear Dr. Greeley, please send me some of those pink pills to my attltude, I could hardly be there IS one" smoke agamst the mountams. lured as one of the 250 persons I would Wte to be the Oeho Rlos has more moods prevent people. Thank you. Isadora N-" workmg in the hotel When he governor-general of the ISland than a coquette. Other guests All of the above letters, true and authentic, are lifted from lures, hls mtel'Vlews are low­ ThIS IS my Idea of nothing to do went shoppmg I was on the a 1968 book by Juliet Lowell titled "Dear Doctor," and dedicated key, pleasant His brown eyes and all day m winch to do It The httle porch enjoymg my fan­ to the proposition that the life of a physician is phun! study appearance poslbon IS held by the Hon taSIes Page 4 HOURGLASS Tuesday, December 2, 1975 Around Town The last Yokwe Yuk Women's Club meeting held Thursday, November 20th, was one of its most memorable. The mRin purpose of the program was to wish a fond fare,~ell to the women who will be leaving in December and January. Before the farewells, however, a review of the 1871 DECEMBER 1875 ROARING 20'S PARTY Kwaj lifestyle was given in the form of skits which will imprint SMTWTFS Oh, you kidl Going to the Roaring 20's life on Kwaj in the minds of all those departing (and for us remaining 123456 party for the cast and crew of "No, No. also). These humorous skits took lots of plannin~, writing of punch 1 8 910 U 1213 Nanette"? NO?? Take some advice from Nanette lines, rehearsing, gathering props and a multitude of other necessary 1'15 161118 1920 and change that "no" to "yes, yes, Nanette." 21222324252627 A choice of dinner--prime rib or Cornish duties. It all j~lled into a thoroughly entertaining ~fternoon 28293031 and was well worth the effort. hen. will be yours for the choosing. Since The Decorating Committee transformed the Banyan Room into a the Feds have blown up our still, we'll Hawaiian paradise with palm fronds and orchids everywhere. Each have to get our bathtub gin from the Yokwe Yuk's no-host bar. luncheon guest was given a colorful lei and a memory booklet listing (Just tell the doorman that Nanette sent you.) the names of those leaving our lovely island. After dinner, there's dancing to the music of Shermie and The afternoon concluded with Carolyne Kettner,on behalf of the YYWC. His Friends. Get your knees loosened up f~r the Charleston presenting the Killer Clam Certificate to all those leaving. The contest. number of days these women have lived on Kwaj was computed and totaled There will be a few plaudits for cast and crew, but we pro­ to 40,880 days ar 112 years. mise to keep the speeches short. Don't be an Airdalel! See An pnthn<;iR<;t1r. "Yokwe Yuk" to all. ya' at the party--Friaay, December 12 in the Banyan Room. Party time is 7:00 p.m. until midnight with dinner planned for 7:30 p.m. We'd love to have your wear your best 20's outfit, but 70's dress is OK. Tickets on sale at Macy's porch daily from 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. and this Saturday morning. Prices are $6 for cast and crew and $10 for everybody else. On Roi Namur, see Max Sahl, 99577, and on Meck, Betty Andrews. 77311. The party is open to the public. 23 S~idooll * * * * * * * * * * *

Parties, parties, partiesl! Dances, dances~ dances I I Just don't forget the special FREE DANCE this Friday night. December 5th ~t the VO~IP- Yuk Club. Our friendly Roi Rat neighbors are hosting this special event in celebration of projected improve­ ments to the KVZI-FM. radio on Roi Narnur. The dance is from 2000 to 2400 and Shermie and His Friends will be providing the music. Come on down and join in the fun. * * * * * * * * * * *

One typical KwaJ scene is choosing Kwaj housewives are always asked Pictured to the left is which party invitation to accept to volunteer their services for Pauline, played by Mona Miller, for a Friday or Saturday evening. community projects. Rusty and her employer~ Sue Smith, rhese ladies have seven to choose Janowitz gives an excellent played by Mary Couture. from. "Not that one--her cooking is portrayal of "Valerie Volunteer" Pauline bids farewell to her so bad the flies commit suicide." who volunteers for some of the employer and is preparing to most outrageous projects on Kwaj. leave the Smith household forever. Or does she? You'll find out when you see Ker's fall production which opens this Thursday, December 4th in the Multi-Purpose room of the high school.

SPECIAL KCT NOTICE Saturday's performance has been rescheduled for 5:30 p.m. so that all the theater goers can attend the special going away party at the Yuk after­ '.Tards. The Sunday matinee on December the 14th has been cancelled. Money will be cheer­ fully refunded and we hope to reschedule you for another one Mona Miller (left) and Mary of our fine performances. Couture {right). * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Oops! The women did a skit on a cocktail P8Tty--Kwaj style version of What happened? Look at all Laugh-In. Interspersed in the wild dancing were witty sayings about this trash collected from the Kwajalein along ,.ith some punch lines such as "What are you drinking? Richardson Theater this last ~ Senatorial cocktail. Two drinks and you're speaking from the Sunday morningl The movie goers floor." were doing such a good Job for awhile and then it all stopped. Take a look at all those bags of garbage and compute how much money and manpower it takes to collect all that trash. This would be so easy to solve by simply throwing your trash in a nearby container. Help Special Services utilize our recreation fund for something more worthwhile than merely picking up your trash. Your thoughtlessness by throwing trash on the ground hurts the entire community including YOU.

Attention Island Residents Children have again been observed on skateboards being towed by bicycles. Not only is this practi-ce extremely dangerous to the skateboard rider in the event of a sudden stop or other emergency action by the bicycle operatOr, but it is also extremely hazardous YYWC members who received the Killer Clam Certificates are pictured to the bicycle operator as it affects his balance and maneuverability.' after all presentations. Many women are leaving and Kwajalein says We recommend that parents assure themselves that their youngsters "Yokwe Yuk" and "Happy Landings" to all of you. are not involved in this type of dangerous activity. TUesday,'Deceffiber 2, 1975 HOURGLASS Page 5 Ann Landers In The News

Dear Ann Landers: I'm the happ~ly MADRID (UPI) -- They w~ll ~ss her ~ the marr~ed mother ot two beaut~tul ch~ldren. shops of Serrano Street, the pretty lady w~th My relat~onsh~p w~th my parents is st~lted the tlny tlp-tllted nose and ready sm~le who and stra~ned. I do my best to be pleasant FOR WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1S75 always pald for everyth~ng ~n cash. She won't and avo~d confrontat~ons b~t ~t ~sn't Look m the secbon m which talents and demonstrate the be shopp~ng on her own much any more now tnat she easy. your buthday comes and find edge you have m profiCiency lS Queen Soph~a of Spa~n. what your outlook IS, according and strategy My father professes to love ch~ldren. She used to say she l~ved ~n a house not much to the stars SAGITl'ARIUS , -..M He cont~nually t~ckles, punches and (Nov 23 to Dec 21) K'fiif" b~gger than other people's -- well, the Zarzuel strangle-holds the k~ds. H~s playful Jupiter Influences encourage Palace bu~lt by Operetta-lov~ng Fel~pe III ~n ant~cs always end up w~th them scre~ng =21 to Apr 20) -V-;;::t substantial Interests and the 17th Century (Zarzuela means operetta) and crylng. Meet thiS day With the projects BIde your time where ~sn't really all that b~g or luxur~ous. That detenmnatlon to see its new fast moves could undo the effect ~s ~f you torget about the deer park and the If I tell my father how I feel about posslbilltles and offers - many of work already started com­ h~s "fr~endly romps" he'll deny everyth~ng, to be eagerly grasped Busmess mendably Heed your IntwtIon tapestr~es, pa~nt~gs and ant~que furn~ture. become enraged and we'll have a real negotlatlons highly favored. CAPRICRON 11'1 tv-\( But the tradespeople w~ll w~sh her well fall-out. TAURUS ~~ (Dec 22 to Jan 20) ytl \Uf because the w~te of the new ~g Juan carlos I (Apr 21 to May 21) ""'«if- Our relat~onsh~p ~s not based on truth. A bnght outlook' Get an made exactly the lffipressLon she should have Stellar aspects encourage early, effiCient start and What shall I do? made on the ~llLons who watched her husband your fmest efforts TIns IS the mamtam a tempo suited to your South S~der tIme to go all out and ac­ requirements and abilities ~naugurated as Spa~n's f~rst k~ng ~n 44 years: complISh really big tbmgs But Remam calm m dlScusslons. And who saw her lffipuls~vely k~ss Dea:t' S.S.: Ape you mature and strong aVOid all "get·nch-qulck" AQUARlUS _~ and comfort the gr~evlng w~dow of General~sslffio schemes enough to stand up to yOUI' father? If not, (Jan 21 to Feb 19) =Af!II Franc~sco Franco at h~s open a~r funeral mass GEMINI ..~ You may be faced with some I hope you win get some counsehng so (May 22 to June 21) ~ new respoDSlbilitles now, but over a week ago. you can reach that po~nt. When you can FIne Mercury Influences' don't ll't them dISmay you New Tense and nervous as he assumed the throne te Il h~m "no mope 1'ough-hous~ng, the kids You should have a happy go of benef,f~ will accompany them, and all the troubles the natLon may face, the a 7Ji8 end up in tea:t's," ~ t w1-ll be a s~gn thIngs generally. EspeCially will d'ld up to a more mterestIng k~ng looked to h~s w~fe at h~s ~naugurat~on favored writers, advertlSmg future OJ personal growth. (P.S. YOUI' counselor -- and the look that pla~nly showed her pr~d~ and promotlon experts, com­ PISCES )(~ w~ll expl~n to you why he does th~s to the murucatIons workers generally (Feb 20 to Mar 20) ~ ~n hlffi came r~ght back. She was part of h~s ch~ld1'en -- ~f .Count of Barcelona, ~u?y 24 to Aug 23) ./lRJ( tellect and, properly educated know ~f the vacat~on~ng boss ~s out of town CalculatIons, estImates and and developed, could become a pretender to the Span~sh thr~ne, was show~ng or at home. We try to learn ~f the call reports will need most careful powerful mfluence m whatever ~nterest ~n Pr~ncess Mar~a Gabr~ella, daughter ~s urgent but everyone th~nks h~s call ~s attention Take nothIng for sphere of hie you choose career­ of ex-Klng Humber of Italy. v~tally ~mportant. granted Day calls for ex­ wise You are espeCially The fam~l~es had become fr~endly ~n ex~le. ceptIonally good Judgment and adapted to hterature and could The tenac~LY of these characters can be Freder~ka, who recently stud~ed transcendental foreSight make an outstandIng success as very annoy~ng. At the same t~me we don't VffiGO m\A a novehst, poet, Journahst, med~tat~on w~th a guru ~n Indla, promptly want to "protect" our bosses aga~nst (Aug 24 to Sept 23) "I" a pubhsher or editor Either ~nvlted Juan Carlos to JOln a cru~se she people they m~ght want to hear from. Any As With GemmI, Mercury hterary or dramatIc critIcISm organ~zed for the young ellglbles of royal suggest~ons? mfluences are excellent Use would also be a splendld outlet blood. them to advance all worthwhIle for thIS talent smce, besides the Do Not D~sturb Her daughter, Sophla, was 23, as was Juan auns EmphaSIZe your ver­ gIft of words, you are endowed satility With a keen and penetratmg Carlos. She had been a nurse and an Dea:t' D.N. D. Tell the call1-ng ]l1'ty LIBRA n mmd, are highly logical and archaeology wr~ter and Frederlka thought they you don't knQU) "f Mr. Execunve ~s ~n the (Sept 24 to Oct 23) ~ obJectlve m analyses Other would have a lot In common. c~ty 01' not. Aak for h~s number and say, Tolerance and discretIon fields m which you could make Romance budded on the l~ner Agamemon and must mark all speech and ac­ an emment name for yourself burst ~nto flower under the orange moon of the "M1'. E. checks l-n every few,days. I'll tIon now Stressmg these traits, SCience, the law, musIc and give h1-m your message. /I you can saJl full steam ahead, pamtIng BIrthdate of Gilbert Island of Corfu. As Soph~a recalls ~t she Most seC1'eta:t'&es know how to reach the With credits and new pnzes as Stuart, portrait paInter, and Juan Carlos were later at the home of boss at all t~mes. Call h~m and let HIM your reward Newton D Baker, Amer her grandmother, eX-Queen Vlctor~a Eugenle of SCORPIO statesman, SIr Rowland Hill, dec~de whether 01' not he wants to be '*<"_ Spaln In Sw~tzerland, when he gras~ed her hand ( Oct 24 to Nov 22) rq,. f'ItC'"" author of the penny postal "bothe1'ed. " Fme opportIlrutIes mdlcated system, Joseph Lhevmne, by the wr~st Wlth the gr~p of a man who can Make the best use of your world-famous Russ.dn Plarust shatter three planks wlth a karate chop and Dear Ann Landers: I felt a spec~al sa~d: empathy w~th the young woman whose mother­ "We w~ll get -narr~ed, eh?" In-law talked ~ncessantly about her son's "Do you remember that?" she :-.1'8. former g~rlfr~end. I got the same treat­ "How could I forget ~t?", sald JU,lll C'irlos ment but ~t wasn't Just ONE g~rl -- ~t was fondly In the presence of a blogra~her. several. TONIGHT'S MOVIES: The scene sh~fted to the weddlng of Prlnc, ,0; Every t~me Bob's mother was present I RICHARDSON: Jaws •••• PG Alexandra of Kent where Sop~a's brother, had to l~sten to deta~led accounts of the 7:30 Act~on-Drama •• Colow W-S ~ng Constantlne of Greece, observ~ng h~s slster females who cha',ed hlm shamelessly, phoned YOKWE YUK: Treasure Island ••• G and her boy fr~end telephoned h~s parents Lo at all hours and camped on h~s doorstep. 7:00, 9:00 An~mated cartoon say: All th~s was des~gned to let me know I had & 12:30 "Prepare for a blg surpr~se. Juan Carlos snared a "pr~ze." Bob never once attempted lVEY HALL: Amer~can Graff~tl •• _PG doesn't want to leave Sophla and s~le doesn't to stop her. In fact, he f~lled In the 6:30 Comedy set In '50s seem unhappy about ~t." deta~ls ~f she forgot. 8:30 Bucktown ••• R They were marr~ed soon thereafter In 1962. After a few months I dec~ded enough was Act~on-Drama •• Color Queen Sophla looks younger than her 37 years. enough. When Bob and I were alone I began TRADEWINDS: Charl~e & The Angel •••• G She has l~ght brown ha~r, a notably dlrect to tell h~m about all myoId boyfrlends. 8:00 Comedy ••• Color gaze, a sm~le that sets off w~te, even I started w~th ,1 k~d In the thlrd grade teeth. She keeps up w~th her husband's whose name I COUldn't remember. I talked lnterests and problems but devotes herself non-stop for 30 mlnutes, dredglng up every malnly to the ra~s~ng of the~r three blonde, boy who ever sm~led at me. By the tlme Tur;UJDE ch~ldren. I reached h~gh school Bob sa~d, "I don't Prlncess Elena ~s 12, Pr~ncess Chr~st~na ~s care to hear any more. You're bor~ng the OCEAN VIEW: DINAH SHORE GUEST5' SHOW; 10, Fel~pe, the he~r to the throne, lS a hell out of me." WEEKLY NfL GRIDIRON HIGH­ snub-nosed, tow-headed 7 year old who no more I replled, "Guod. Nel ther do I. Let's LIGHTS; TO TELL THE TRUTH looks the typlcal Span~ard than h~s 6-foot­ make a deal." So we dld. The very next YOKWE YUK: ROCKFORD fILES •• starr~ng one blonde, blue-eyed father. tlme h~s mother started to do her number James Garner; MAJOR Soph~a speaks excellent Span~sh. Juan Bob shut her up and I've never heard a word COLLEGES' WEEKLY FOOTBALL Carlos taught her dur~ng the~r courtsh~p about hls former flames Slnce. HIGHLIGHTS; MISSION: and the verb "amor" must have been an early Problem Solved Twenty Years Ago IMPOSSIBLE lesson. ROI NAMUR: ABC WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS; Dea:t' Solved: Beaut~ful! There's noth~ng THE BOBBY VINTON SHOW •• hke p lay1-ng a "'eco1'd back to de liver a Var~ety; STREETS OF SAN -On This Date in History message. FRANCISCO TEEN CENTER: MATT HELM •• Actlon In 1859, John Brown waS hanged ~n the publ~c Detect~ve Drama; MEDICAL square of Charlestown, Vlrglnla, for h~s "Sexual freedom" presents a dlfflcult STORY; ROCKFORD FILES ra~d on Harper's Ferry. On the way to the decls~on for teenagers and thelr parents. ------gallows, he sa~d of the countrys~de "T1US lS Ann Landers offers down-to-earth advlce ~n WEDNESDAY'S SCHEDULE: a beaut~ful country?" her new booklet, "H~gh School Sex And How OCEAN VIEW: SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN; In 1927, the Model-A Ford was lntroduced To Deal W~th It -- A Gu~de For Teens And JOE FORRESTER; NATIONAL as the successor to the famous Model-T and The~r Parents." For each booklet, send GEOGRAPHIC was ava~lable for the [lrst tlffie In a var~ety 50 cents In co~n plus a long, stamped, yOKWE YUK: DINAH SHORE; NFL HIGHLIGHTS;of colors. The roadster sold [or $395. self-addressed envelope to Ann Landers, TO TELL THE TRUTH In 1942, the "Atom~c Age" was born as a groufJ P. O. Box 1400, Blgln, Ill. 60120. ROI NAMUR: ROCKFORD FILES; COLLEGE of sc~ent~sts demonstrated a self-susta~n~ng FOOTBALL hIGHLIGHTS; MISSION nuclear cha~n react~on at a makesh~ft IMPOSSIBLE laboratory below the Un~vers~ty of Chlcago TEEN CENTER: HOWARD COSELL; DOCTORS f,:mtball stamum. HOSPITAL; HAWAII FlVE-O . ---Tuesday, Dece~~ez 2, 1975 HOUl'GI..! S:; Paye 6 Grilli. WI•• lIelll",a. Tennis Demonstration College football On Wednesday, DeceIilbez 3, there wl1l bt (UPI) Arch~e Gr~ff~n of Ohio State was a demonstrat~on at 6:00 pn at the Yo"we Yule nalned w~nner of the fle~sman Trophy Tue5day EAST NeAA PLAYOFFS tenn~s COU1tS by pros Petel Burwasn and T~d NavvlO Army, for an unpl.ecedented second year ~n a lOW. DIVISION "QUART•• ~INALS l1urralj. b've• ..,,)Jlp lS .Lnv~te

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Page 8 HOURGLASS Tuesday, December 2, 1975 fOil SAlE COMMUNlrY ANNOUNCEMENTS r~--Ho~rGii·i;~·- ...... 1 ROLLER SKATES size 3, $2.50; soccer shoes, WESOLYCH SWIAT (Happ~ Holidays in polish)' The HourGlass is published by Global ' Slze 7~, $2; snorkeling gear including fins Do you know how Christmas is celebrated • Associates Monday through Friday at the 31ze large (2 pr), $1; one pair fins, size in Poland? Come to the Yokwe Yuk Women's • direction of the Commander, Kwajalein 3-4~, 75¢. Call 82817. Club meeting on December 11 and hear how I Missile ~nge, Marshall Islands under I Christmas is celebrated around the contract DASG 60-75-C-0001. The views ~ATHROOM RUG cut pile avocado, fits S1lver I world. For reservations, call Sh1rland land opinions expressed in the newspaper C.ty type trailer, $10; Lady Sunbeam hair Daglian 82296 or Pat Rudzynski 82573 I are not necessarily those of the Department dryer, $8; Lady Kenmore electric razar, $5; before noon Wedn~sday, December 10th. lof the Army. This newspaper, an unoffic1al I blonde wig, complete with case,brush & stand, Cancellations till noon Wednesday also. IPublication authorized under the provis10ns. ,10; assorted hair pieces, $1 each and Social hour begins at 12 noon. of AR 360-81, is reproduced by offset •. m)~c. items of clothing. Call 84644. printing. Communications should be I ATTENTION TICKET HOLDERS TO "NO NO, addressed to the HourGlass, Box 1733, APO I FRA..~KLIN MINT'S FIFTY STATE BICENTENNIAL NANETTE" It has become necessar~ to San Francisco, 96555 or by telephoning metal collection. Call Rick at 82750 after cancel the Sunday, December 14th per­ 82114. Materials appearing in the HourGlass 5:30 p.m. formance and to change the opening hour may not be reprinted without the approval • of the Saturday. December 6th performance of the Commander, Kwajalein Missile Range •• 4 PAIRS WHITE SHEER DRAPES; 3 pairs gold to 5:30 p.m. (Th1s will allow you to EDITOR: Larry F1nton;ASSISTANT EDITOR: I f1berglass drapes; medium blue rug 12'XI5'; attend the musical and still go on to Nancy Kubisko; OFFICE STAFF: Linda Jar.g white eyelet dress girl's size 12; men's the Meck departure party afterwards). I Hargrove. Bonnie Jensen and Juny Conser. J golf clubs; several bicycles. Call 82297 You may exchange your t1ckets for another ..... _...... for information. ---- performance or get a refund at the ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS During normal duty ticket booth on Macy's porch. 26" MEN'') 3-SPEED BIKE, very good condition; hours, call 83505. After hours or holidays, 5mall' s tree; men's long and short pants, call 81212. GLOBAL WOMEN ARE REMINDED to call Wilma almost lIew size 36. Call 82711 after 5:00 p.m. KWAJALEIN CF.APTER 11436 EXPERIMENTAL M1ller, 82605. for reservations for a AIR€RAFT ASSOCIATION meets tonight, Dec. Christmas luncheon at the Yokwe Yuk 2nd, at 7:30pm at the high school chemistry 2 BlCYCLES one lady's and one man's, $5 Club Saturday. December 6th. A social each; one full set of carpet stair treds, lab. Program includes film tours of the hour will commence at 12 noon and lunch EPA Education Museum and the Oshkoeh dark gold, $5; wood patio section 20X20, w1ll be served after 1:00 p.m. Each International Fly-In. Sport avaition is p,ood usable lumber, first $25 can have it. member attending is asked to brin8 a Call 83403 after 5:30 p.m. flying for fun. wrapped gift of the "White Elephant" variety. something too good to throwaway STEREO CABNET 62 u X19"X30", $20. Call 82179. YOKWE YUK WOMEN'S CLUB E~~CUTIVE BOARD but no longer wanted. for a gift exchange. will meet on Thursday, np-cem~er 4th, at Spec1al entertainment ~nd r.hristmas AKAI TAPE RECORDER, 4 track stereo, pause 9 a.m. at the home of Ann McCrery, Qtrs. carolling w1ll conclude an afternoon control, 3 speeds. Asking $180. Call 83558/ 494-A. planned to kindle the Christmas spirit. 82774. Reservations must be made by Thursda~ ATTENTION ALL CUISINE QUEENS The American noon. & Marshallese Cultural Exchange needs your DRAPES reasonable. 4 single pair lined gold help. We plan to give the Hershallese women drapes 84" length; 3 single pair blue drapes WOULD; THE PERSON who acqu1red a lemon a package of cookies to take home to their 84" length; 2 pan pink floral cafe drapes; peel (fish) from the aquarium at Tr. 630, family. Would you bake some and bring them 1 triple--l double--2 single pairs of gold please return it. No questions asked. to the home of Betty Sawyer, Qtrs 404-B woven drapes 84" length. Call 82335 after 5:00 Thank you. by December 5 or 8. Call Betty for more p.m. information 82302. COURT OF HONOR TROOP 314 Boy Scout Troop TOY SALE Wednesday, December 3 from 3-5 p.m. 314 will hold a Court of Honor on WEDNESDAY MORNING EARg BIRD BOWLING __ at Tr. 733. Call 82632. Wednesday, December 3 at 7:00 p.m. in the LEAGUE Luncheon will be at the Yuk Club new Scout Hut (B1dg. 355 located behind on Wednesday, December 10th at 12:30 p,~. lYICYct.E 26" ladies AMY bicycle, 2 months Surfway). All parents are asked to Please call 82541. old, in excellent condition with large side attend. Scouts are asked to be in unifOrm baskets. A $60 value for only $45. Call and to be at the Scout Hut (new) at 6:30 MICRONESIAN R~~ICRAFT SHOP COMMITTEE 82513. p.m. will meet on Wednesday, December 3, at 12:45 p.m. at Tr. 621, KWAJ KID DELIGHT cookbooks, Saturday, Dec. TICKET SALES FOR "NO. NO, NANETTE" 6th, Macy's porch, 9:30 to 11:30 a~E. Price Dec. 2 10:30 - 12:30 & 4:30 - 5:30p.m. is only $2.50. This cookbook has recipes Dec. 3 10:30 - 12:30 & 4:30 - 5:30p.m. lOST that kids love to eat and adults love to Reserved seats are $2.50. Performances METAL, ANTENNA-LIKE POINTER, at the cook. A must for your Christmas sift list. are Dec. 4,5,6,7, and 13th. George Seitz School. Please call 84509.

BOY'S GREEN POLYESTER BLAZER, Sears, size CLEAN-UP WORKSHOP There ~ill be a general YELLOW TIGER KITTEN about 2 months old, 14, sli~"like new, $6. Call 82486. clean-up in the woodworking hobby shop last seen in the vicinity of Tr. 738. the' week-end of December 13-14. All If found, please call 82831. A little CHILD'S ORANGE POLYETHYLENE SLIDE like the materials should be marked with owners girl, age 5, would be most happy to have one on p. 379 of Penney's Christmas catalog, name & phone number. Those not marked will her kitten back. $3. Call 82486. be discarded. 1 PAIR PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES, silver 3 BIKES 26", available December 19th. See at PROTESTANT CHAPEL CRUSADER CHOIR meets frame, hard black case. Lost between Tr. 797. Please call 82541. every Wednesday night in the Chapel at small boat marina and Pacific Street. 6:30 p.m. This i3 open to all Jr/Sr Call 83558/82774. LARGE PATIO tool cabinet, table and bar for h1gh school students. We are doing sale, very reasonable. Call 84606 or 77251. new 1nteresting music so come out and Tr. 906. sing. fOUND WEDDING TYPE BAND about size 6~. Call THE "HI ROLLER" 23' boat & trailer, best CHRISTMAS CHOIR meets every Wednesday 84509 and identify. reasonable offer. Call 84301 (days) and night at 8:00 p.m. in the Chapel. 82197 (evenings). The Global Security Department at the Air TENNIS PLAYERS The Kwajalein Tennis Club Terminal has found the following: is sponsoring a 6 division, 72 entrant 2--bags of clothing tWANTED_ all-island Aloha Tennis Social on Sunday, l--raincoat LARGE PICNIC TABLE AND BENCHES Call 84513. December 14. Call Special Services at l--paddleball racket 83331 to enter. The final sign up date l--blue jacket with hood AIR CONDITIONER, good condition, and boy's is December 8. The price including lunch. l--cval mirror bicycle 20". Call 82592. drinks and tennis balls in $3/individual 3--tennis rackets and $6/family (for members) AND $5 and l--flashlight APPROXIMATELY 100' OF FENCE OR FENCING $8 for non-members. 2--speakers MATERIALS 4 to 6 feet h1gh. Call 82108. WANT TO CELEBRATE ft~ EARLY CHRISTMAS WITH several pairs of glasses and sunglasses. D-VALVE SCUBA TANK with at least 1 year THE MARSHALLESE WO~ffiN?? The American/ remaining before hydro. Contact Charlie Marshallese Cultural program i3 scheduled Price 81122 (work) or 81912 (home). for December 9th at EIDon Beach, from 11:00am until 2:00pm. *****************************If your HourGlass has not been delivered ONE HOME REFRIGERATOR about 10-15 cub1c CHRISTMAS CARDS AND NOTEPAPER des1gned by 5:30 p.m., please call 82114 between feet & one SUPER 8 MOVIE CP11EP~. Call 84527. by Alice Buck, may be seen at the 5:30 and 6:00 p.m. and a paper will be chaplains' office 83505 or at Tr. 770-- delivered to you. No calls are taken USED AIR CONDITIONER good condition. Call 83724. after 6:00 p.m. 83649. PROTESTANT CHAPEL CHOIR meets every Wednesday night in the Chapel at 7:30 *****************************), p.m. ATTENTION The Community Center will be closed SERVICES OffERED December 4-9 due to a Marshallese merchandising FACIAL TREATMENTS Cleansing, massage, sale. All classes and activities held in the natural mask, make-up in the privacy of WOMEN'S PROTESTANT CHAPEL FELLOWSHIP Community Center during this time are cancelled. your own home. Hours: Monday through w111 meet ton~ght 1n the home of Joan Saturday, 1:00 - 5:00 p.m. $4 per F~pvey, tr. 919 at 7:30 p.m. ~*****************************~ treatment. Call 82444.

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